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[_] Yuno that i am called the cunt Anon 3432700
>> [_] Anon 3432740 it has been a while
>> [_] Anon 3432745 I **** slowly slowly slowly getting faster

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[_] Anon 3426461
>> [_] Anon 3426503 Y'know....20 years ago back in the standards & practices days that'd actually have been funny..... But something lost when something gained, I guess. Now we drop F-bombs so freely and frequently there's nothing shocking about them at all. Mainstream society is trying to do the same with words like cuck and cunt and I think a few others.....but I think any potential for any such shock and awe is dead and gone at this point. Without an MSM to homogenize and influence what is and isn't socially acceptable by mainstream culture...we're free of their bullshit. ...and something like this which I would probably have hurt myself laughing if this was 1999...has more an aire of nostalgia surrounding it than any sense of humor. I actually think more about how Jewish the Count's music sounds (very Hava Nagila-esque) than I do imagine him saying "fuck" instead of 'count'. Something lost when something gained, I suppose.
>> [_] Anon 3426515 >># the world is fucked old man! society is dead and people are stupid. the future is doomed and this is just one part of it.
>> [_] Anon 3426517 >># >the world is fucked old man! No argument from me. >society is dead Parts of it are. >people are stupid They were always stupid. >the future is doomed The future is infinite. What was and have been will be again given enough time. Even Rome couldn't last forever.

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[_] Anon 3408110

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[_] Anon 3275808
>> [_] Anon 3275830 hey...thats pretty gooood
>> [_] Anon 3275856 When I'm alone I __ myself
>> [_] Anon 3275860 This is so funny :D

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[_] you wanted rare count 3265323
>> [_] Anon 3265434 >when I get lonely I BLEEP myself Lost it there
>> [_] Anon 3265437 >># Oh fuck, haven't seen this in years. Thanks OP

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[_] Anon 3253689

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[_] Anon 3167390

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[_] bringing classics back Anon 3089933 for Ben :D
>> [_] Anon 3089939 kek

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[_] time to learn, fuckers Anon 2936117
>> [_] Anon 2936127 nice
>> [_] Anon 2936173 xD very funny xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 2936211 classic
>> [_] Anon 2936247 Thought this would be crap, till he said about f*ucking the spiders on the wall XD
>> [_] Anon 2936257 >># What? he's talking about counting.
>> [_] Anon 2936260 >># why would they broadcast that on sesame street? next time use your brain before you talk

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[_] Anon 2849535 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2849540 never gets old.
>> [_] Anon 2849545 >># so immature yet so good
>> [_] Anon 2849690 Sometimes I wonder how people have the motivation or energy for any of this shit. All the details like the spiderwebs, creating the puppet, the rest of the set design, doing multiple takes sometimes just to get different camera angles, etc. Then the person who went through all the effort to make this edit - he had to get some video editing software, search for the generic censor bleep sound, figure out how to make all the edits, then upload this video somewhere. I would kill myself but it's too much effort.

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[_] Anon 2819151

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[_] Anon 2804305

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[_] AH AH AH AH AH AH AH Anon 2723401
>> [_] Anon 2723415 jewish_vampire_ceremony_of_death.swf
>> [_] Anon 2723433 >VtM lore
>> [_] Anon 2723454 Ah, the good old days of Youtube. I miss them.
>> [_] Anon 2723456 Gotta love the classics.

File: SongoftheCount.swf-(4.44 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2665429
>> [_] Anon 2665621 Oh man, it's been a while since I've see this gem.

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[_] Anon 2649549
>> [_] Anon 2649553 >># Always good.

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[_] Anon 2287937 Posting some random old /f/lash

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[_] Anon 2198859
>> [_] Anon 2198897 Childhood ruined. good post

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[_] Bringin the best every day Terry Mcdingle 2175206
>> [_] Anon 2175256 been looking for this for a while, you have my thanks
>> [_] Anon 2175292 god it's been so long since i've seen that

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[_] spooky vampire Anon 2163664 ah ah ah
>> [_] Anon 2163688 Classic stuff, man.
>> [_] Anon 2163704 first bleep was the funniest
>> [_] Anon 2163706 >># really? the second verse is where i lose my sides.
>> [_] Anon 2163808 2spooky4me

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[_] Anon 2158507
>> [_] Anon 2158525 >brilliant.bmp
>> [_] Anon 2158558 Never fails.
>> [_] Anon 2158571 Can I have my sides back please?
>> [_] Anon 2158600 Not really.
>> [_] Anon 2158628 >When I'm alone I fuck myself fucking 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2158649 Red pill on Sesame Street! The Count is a polka dancing parasitic being with purple skin, big overhanging hooked nose and an obsession with counting. The Count is the personification of a Jew. <3 from /pol/

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[_] Countin Anon 2137885
>> [_] Anon 2137902 I gigglesqueed so hard I nom'd my cat
>> [_] Anon 2137935 why is he jewish?

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[_] Anon 2124861
>> [_] Anon 2124867 Wait, so he's Count "The Count"
>> [_] Anon 2124871 >># CALLED the count
>> [_] Anon 2124896 classic
>> [_] 2124905 I didn't know the count was Jewish.
>> [_] Anon 2124915 when im alone i fuck myself
>> [_] Anon 2124917 >># I think he's Transylvanian
>> [_] ㅤ 2124918 Those poor spiders
>> [_] Anon 2124929 >># The music style is what he's referring to.
>> [_] Anon 2124947 >># Lord Count, 1st Count of Count
>> [_] Anon 2125065 I was spectating hood, kinda disappointed.

File: TheCount.swf-(4.44 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] All yo shit is unfunny Anon 2116563
>> [_] Anon 2116629 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT

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[_] Anon 2095255 I love to count.
>> [_] Anon 2095370 >># GETS ME EVERYTIME >When I'm alone I **** myself~~!!
>> [_] Anon 2095372 oh, oh wow, oh wow.

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[_] Anon 2024611
>> [_] Anon 2024630 Never gets old
>> [_] Anon 2024663 >song_of_the_count.swf

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[_] Anon 2016085
>> [_] Anon 2016087 Ah memories, I should dig through Lemon Demons stuff again.
>> [_] Anon 2016097 Love this
>> [_] Anon 2016112 RIP Jerry Nelson
>> [_] Anon 2016167 Older than time this is.
>> [_] Anon 2016219 Oddly enough, I was terrified this would be the original song.

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[_] Anon 2000716
>> [_] Anon 2000792 I never get tired of this
>> [_] Anon 2000819 Do not post renamed flashes
>> [_] Anon 2000833 this shit gets me every time
>> [_] Anon 2000840 Trotsky?
>> [_] Anon 2000842 I love this and I fap to this
>> [_] Anon 2000874 >song_of_the_count.swf
>> [_] Anon 2000883 Classic.
>> [_] Anon 2000884 >># >># I bump shit like this just because of you sperglords.

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[_] Anon 1981897 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1981916 what the BLEEEEP am I watching?
>> [_] Anon 1981921 Wow
>> [_] Anon 1981973 Classic /f/, as far as I'm concerned. Thanks for the repost, OP!
>> [_] Anon 1982058 Always happy to see this posted.

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[_] What does he like to do Anon 1968805 on Fridays? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1968809 I'm in tears
>> [_] Anon 1968859 its like they made the song that way on purpose
>> [_] Anon 1968868 hahaha... oh man. it's so intentionally.
>> [_] Anon 1968873 my sides have reached the end of the observable universe
>> [_] X19 Radio !!JQZFReARkIE 1968918 I FUCK THE SPIDERS ON THE WALL I FUCK THE COBWEBS IN THE HALL I FUCK THE CANDLES ON THE SHELF AND WHEN I'M ALONE I FUCK MYSELF
>> [_] Anon 1968930 that video was made by Lemon Demon... i know right.
>> [_] Anon 1968961 Good god Im dieing
>> [_] Anon 1969007 >Jewish music >Has a big nose >Loves to count things I never made this connection as a kid.

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[_] Anon 1930081
>> [_] Anon 1930171 i fuckin love you
>> [_] Anon 1930173 i need a permalink for this

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[_] /f/ sucks tonight Anon 1914440
>> [_] Anon 1914517 It always surprises me that the count is super jewish
>> [_] Anon 1914518 >># Is it? I mean, the nose...

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[_] Anon 1869731
>> [_] Anon 1869761 Jesus Christ This works way too well
>> [_] Anon 1869800 is the Count Jewish?
>> [_] Anon 1869867 So much unnecessary censorship!
>> [_] Anon 1869886 RIP

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[_] The song of the Count Anon 1861606 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1861663 0 comments...Well i thought that was brill
>> [_] Anon 1861690 older than youtube
>> [_] Anon 1861711 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1861712 love it what does he actually say in the song?
>> [_] Anon 1861716 >># Pounce
>> [_] Anon 1861718 >># Eat
>> [_] Anon 1861722 >># count retard COUNT
>> [_] Anon 1861729 >># Psychoanalyze
>> [_] Anon 1861732 >># Fornicate
>> [_] Anon 1861757 >># Nigger
>> [_] Anon 1861760 >># Diddle
>> [_] Anon 1861793 brilliant!

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[_] Anon 1857673
>> [_] Anon 1857690 this cant be a coincidence
>> [_] Anon 1857692 feisty guy...

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[_] Anon 1850506
>> [_] Anon 1850509 Every time
>> [_] Anon 1850518 they know
>> [_] Brantwan 1850539 Well.... there goes my childhood
>> [_] Anon 1850601 guise.... huge fuckign nose... jewish accent.... he counts .... things .. like money... OMFG ELMO IS FUCKGIN ANTISEMATIC
>> [_] Anon 1850605 >># yeah i was just sitting here thinking the same and the music! the Count is a jew D:
>> [_] Anon 1850607 >># >># No, he doesn't count, he ****s
>> [_] Anon 1850615 guys dead... sigh
>> [_] Anon 1850634 >># If that's your real e-mail, you're begging to get spammed.

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[_] /f/ sux Anon 1838423 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1838438 not [A]
>> [_] Anon 1838594 My sides have left orbit
>> [_] Anon 1838631 9.5/10 needs to include a tutorial on how to stop laughing
>> [_] Anon 1838633 >># >># really...easily entertained, a bit?
>> [_] Anon 1838635 >># yes what entertains you?
>> [_] Anon 1838637 >># gay anal sex
>> [_] Anon 1838641 >># sounds fun, i'll try that out some time
>> [_] Anon 1838655 What is the song that he sings based off of?
>> [_] Anon 1838713 I am entertained at how much it actually fits the song.
>> [_] Anon 1838721 >># all of my this

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[_] Anon 1777539
>> [_] Anon 1777586 I so love this video
>> [_] Anon 1777661 good night sweet prince... one dead childhood memory... ah. ah. ah. :'(
>> [_] Anon 1777815 Romney wants to fire The Count.
>> [_] Anon 1777820 Sauce?

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[_] Anon 1768403 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1768410 I click on this every time it's posted. Amuses me every time.
>> [_] Anon 1768412 hes so fucking jewish
>> [_] Anon 1768421 that just made so much sense you should make that a sudden clarity clarence
>> [_] Anon 1768426 more drugs!
>> [_] Anon 1768432 RIP Jerry Nelson ;n; http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/25 /jerry-nelson-dead-sesame-street-count-di es-78_n_1829942. html
>> [_] Anon 1768598 >># ;_; i cry evry tiem
>> [_] Anon 1768696 I haven't seen this one in a while

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[_] [R] inside CharChar !oDM/YVJ0P2 1764703 Could I Get The One With Grover, (Every Ones Favorite Blue Monster) Getting Jerked Off By a Little Girl With Dubstep? Or Just A Link To It On SWF Chan At Least Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] CharChar !oDM/YVJ0P2 1764733 Does Any One Know What I'm Talking About?
>> [_] CharChar !oDM/YVJ0P2 1764791 >># I'll take no answer as a YES. You Guys Are no help
>> [_] Anon 1764822 I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About, Have You Tried The Archive? Why Are You Typing Like This It Takes Far More Effort Than Normal

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[_] Anon 1751029 R.I.P Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon-sama 1751185 The beeping just makes this fucking hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1751246 This made me literally fall over on the couch, lauaghing, holding my sides.
>> [_] Anon 1751252 he will be missed. I remember when I learned to ***** , it was his teaching that I could ***** at all. I *****ed the shitty threads on /f/ and I *****ed myself.
>> [_] Anon 1751254 am I the only one who wonders why he sounds like such a jewy vampire?

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[_] Anonymous06/25/12(Mon)23:52No.1707261
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus06/26/12(Tue)00:31No.1707285 **** your blessings!
>> [_] Anonymous06/26/12(Tue)02:23No.1707343 Love it, old as it is.

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[_] [?] when I'm alone, I... Anon 1693236
>> [_] Anon 1693249 **** myself
>> [_] Anon 1693311 1
>> [_] Anon 1693317 I wish I could **** you, OP.

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[_] [L] Anon 1687770 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1687773 Classic.
>> [_] Anon 1687818 why did they make him a jew?
>> [_] Anon 1688045 Jews like to count.
>> [_] Anon 1688047 jew? I suppose you mean his Romanian accent. Which is where you find gypsies. and vampires.
>> [_] Anon 1688054 >># It's the noise you fucking jew lover.

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[_] [A] [H] [A] [H] [A] [H] Anon 1656319 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1656432 classic
>> [_] Anon 1656497 Why is the count a massive jew?
>> [_] Anon 1656502 when i'm alone i ***** my self! hehe i always lost in that part.
>> [_] Cirno !CIRNOtrFGA 1656528 oh god that massive jew music i am amused
>> [_] Anon 1656556 >># same here, fits so perfectly

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[_] [?] because this made me laugh alot Anon 1639414 and reposts are always fun Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1639431 Why hasnt anyone commented? I love this shit, missed it the last time I saw it, thnx 4 reposting
>> [_] Anon 1639441 Ohh dat nostalgia! And when I'm aloone...
>> [_] Anon 1639534 Older than the internet, still funny, but I mostly enjoy because of the "hey-ey-yey-yey-ey" Is he a Jew?
>> [_] Anon 1639535 >># Of course, what do you think he's counting all day?
>> [_] Anon 1639543 Just shat my pants laughing.
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1639563 This never gets old.
>> [_] Anon 1639567 >># Jew or not, this song is awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1639582 This is still hilarious no matter how many times I watch it.

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[_] [L] Anon 1636502 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1636509 No wonder I was such a messed-up child.
>> [_] Anon 1636518 Childhood Status: [ ] Raped [ ] Not Raped [ ] Planet of the Raped [X] Rape Escape [ ] Severus Rape
>> [_] Anon 1636608 fucking saved
>> [_] Anon 1636678 I was half expecting this
>> [_] Anon 1636685 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[_] [?] Anon 1608999 Slowly getting faster
>> [_] Soliloquy !iJpxXbkh6. 1609166 Brilliant
>> [_] Anon 1609212 i love this, it reminds me of when i first found /f/

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[_] [?] You know that I am called the count Anon 1595308 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1595327 Sad but true: they got rid of the lightning and thunder after too many parents complained it was giving their kids nightmares... :(
>> [_] Anon 1595328 They also got rid of his mind control http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7J9jcvu9 nU :(
>> [_] Anon 1595369 i usually find these dumb but this one was pretty good
>> [_] Anon 1595370 >># They also got rid of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVktxm3p7 gI
>> [_] Hitogana !!jdqR9pMkmHT 1595400 I always lose it at "When I'm alone, I *beeep* myself" But yeah, kids these days aren't allowed to have fun anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1595404 Who says we can't? :D
>> [_] Anon 1595469 So appropriate.
>> [_] Anon 1595530 >i *beeb* the spiders on the walls. lost it there
>> [_] Anon 1595532 Poor spiders

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[_] [L] Anon 1545171
>> [_] Anon 1545268 I love this so much.
>> [_] Anon 1545304 Censored at all the right places. I lol'd.

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[_] [L] I\O Port !gUvcCI5O0I 1532556 When I'm alone I like to BLEEP! myself.
>> [_] Anon 1532571 This is isn't Dracula, this is Count Von Count, you crazy asshole.
>> [_] I\O Port !gUvcCI5O0I 1532574 It's all good. 8)
>> [_] Anon 1532583 puerile but amusing.

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[_] [L] I could fuck forever Anon 1527622 fuck until I drop
>> [_] Anon 1527657 How do you pull off being a jewish vampire?
>> [_] Anon 1527672 >># by fucking until you drop
>> [_] Anon 1527674 I even **** the spiders on the wall.
>> [_] Anon 1527679 >># I **** the cobwebs in the hall *BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING*
>> [_] Anon 1527729 >># I lol'd.
>> [_] Anon 1527741 I never knew I had so much in common with the count. I too, fuck the candles on the shelf.

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[_] [L] ancient hysteria Anon 1523487 Anyone got that flash game where you could get turned into a succubus or drink equineum and turn into a horse-man and whatnot? I heard they finally fixed the minotaur bug and I wanna play it again.
>> [_] Anon 1523502 the game is called corruption of chaos and that was a funny flash
>> [_] Anon 1523503 >># i meant corruption of champions sorry
>> [_] Anon 1523512 >># Latest build - 0.2.4b4 http://www.mediafire.com/?7ugx1b8vqsy7f5c
>> [_] Anon 1523514 The Count looks like Bob Saget
>> [_] Anon 1523516 why is the words beeped out. this is 4chan afterall. no one cares if you say fuck.¯\(°_o)/¯
>> [_] Anon 1523519 >># DERRRRPPPPPPPPP
>> [_] Anon 1523520 >># U MAD?
>> [_] Anon 1523523 >># ONLY THE AMOUNT VARIES
>> [_] Anon 1523524 sauce?
>> [_] anon delivers Anon 1523534 >># sesame street
>> [_] Anon 1523535 >># Thanks, Anon.
>> [_] Anon 1523566 >># sure is summer in here
>> [_] Anon 1523638 >># It might be because he's actually saying "count," you fucking summerfag.

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[_] [L] Anon 1478505
>> [_] Anon 1478536 *beep* is fail
>> [_] Anon 1478538 This has yet to fail to make my day. don't know what >># 's problem is.
>> [_] Anon 1478558 >># cant *beep* forever
>> [_] Anon 1478582 >># is a *beep*-ing troll
>> [_] Anon 1478639 hahaha it never gets old

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[_] [?] Anon 1463071
>> [_] Anon 1463077 This kills me everytime. And thanks for uploading, as I just had to do a HD wipe.
>> [_] Anon 1463079 I don't know why, but I just started cracking up near the end.
>> [_] Anon 1463098 I am pleased
>> [_] Anon 1463116 One of the best treasures I ever found on /f/.

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[_] [L] Anon 1458500 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1458567 That was fucking hilarious!
>> [_] Anon 1458568 always a good quality post
>> [_] Anon 1458600 YTMND
>> [_] Anon 1458643 When i'm alone i fuck myself, oh yeah
>> [_] Anon 1458662 I lol'd hard
>> [_] Anon 1458668 A A A A A A A A

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[_] [L] Anon 1448126 Song of the Count Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1448244 i like to fuck my self too...
>> [_] Anon 1448362 Fanfuckingtastic

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[_] [L] count is a mack Anon 1351537
>> [_] Anon 1351545 It's amazing how simple bleeping can twist one's perceptions of something.
>> [_] Anon 1351603 so old, but so win
>> [_] Anon 1351616 When I'm alone I fuck myself

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[_] [?] Anon 1346621
>> [_] FishStick !BroQXbefWo 1346623 is he a jew? i love the music...
>> [_] Anon 1346629 lol'd!
>> [_] Anon 1346638 sprong!
>> [_] TehWanderer !!PAEKQAJtzqW 1346697 nostalgia'd so hard! XD
>> [_] Anon 1346700 This is a thing of beauty.
>> [_] Anon 1346767 whats the video sauce for this again?

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[_] [L] Anon 1337577
>> [_] Anon 1337788 this is good hah
>> [_] Anon 1337797 1
>> [_] Anon 1337798 2
>> [_] Anon 1337799 3
>> [_] Anon 1337800 4
>> [_] Anon 1337801 4.44 MEGABYTES! AH AH AH!

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[_] [?] gotta love the count Anon 1317758 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1317825 Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1317934 i love the count
>> [_] Anon 1317944 you've got to wonder though, i'm pretty sure blood isn't kosher.
>> [_] Anon 1317964 >># Lemon Demon. Seriously.
>> [_] Anon 1317967 Reminds me of the chorus to Mariner's Revenge
>> [_] Anon 1317972 >># >you've got to wonder though, i'm pretty sure cum isn't kosher. fix'd for ya.
>> [_] Anon 1318036 Sounds very jewish.....

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[_] [?] Anon 1271525
>> [_] Anon 1271586 fuck whats the original word?
>> [_] Anon 1271588 >># count you retard.
>> [_] Anon 1271596 You sir a god
>> [_] Anon 1271620 IT FITS SO PERFECTLY It must be intentional. "I fuck the candles on the shelf... when I'm alone, I fuck myself (oh yeah)"
>> [_] Anon 1271649 count myself? do not believe
>> [_] Anon 1271764 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTn0HaJ8Y YQ Believe it!
>> [_] Anon 1271777 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fm_07lCw KU This one is better. . . It's time to go to bed, time to *#$% sheep.
>> [_] Anon 1271791 Old vid is old Funny vid is funny

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[_] [?] Anon 1256457 /r/ing octagon Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1256491 Oh god My childhood
>> [_] Anon 1256494 "When I'm alone I __ myself"
>> [_] Anon 1256554 you made me snort
>> [_] Anon 1256617 >># only have jewtube version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu22qFCin 9U I'm sure it's on swfchan though.
>> [_] Anon 1256619 Fucking hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1256625 >># Thanks!

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[_] [L] Anon 1247402
>> [_] Anon 1247450 holy shit that character is racist.

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[_] [?] The song of the Count. Anon 1240813 When I starting ****ing it is very hard to stop!
>> [_] Anon 1240827 Your stupid beeps are ruining the Klezmer vibe. All he wanted to do was get his little Jew vampire groove on...

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[_] [L] Anon 1236726
>> [_] Anon 1236741 don't we all
>> [_] Anon 1236831 this is gold
>> [_] Anon 1236876 old shit is old
>> [_] Anon 1236890 old shit is good
>> [_] Anon 1236905 he sounds Jewish

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[_] [?] Let's **** everyone. :3 Anon 1230808
>> [_] Anon 1230814 fucking brilliant
>> [_] Anon 1230818 That is awesome, made my day.
>> [_] Anon 1230939 ahhh i was expecting this. best thing today.
>> [_] Anon 1230959 Lol, there are BEEPS. It almost feels like the count is swearing :D This is so funny and original. We could make our own "count songs" here :D I'll start: "I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)" "I wanna BEEP em' like BEEP in Texas Plays BEEP em' let em' BEEP me BEEP it baby BEEP with me (I BEEP it)" xD turned out pretty funny!!!
>> [_] Anon 1230962 >># "oh yeah im so hilarious becuase i have a fleeting grasp of the conept of sarcasm" what a tragedy. you couldnt even reach the level of troll. back to /v/ with you
>> [_] Anon 1230964 >># Seriously now, I didn't find the flash funny at all.
>> [_] Anon 1230971 it's a Jewish vampire, it's suppose to be funny
>> [_] Anon 1230974 >># seriously now, you think anyone here gives a shit?
>> [_] Anon 1230994 Oh my god I'm crying and I think i pissed myself.
>> [_] Anon 1230998 >># This post is more amusing if you imagine it as an infant that typed it.
>> [_] Anon 1231004 cheesy but effective
>> [_] Anon 1231038 zero sparkle zero sparkle zero sparkle ah ah ah

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[_] [?] im bored... so i lol'd FUUUU... !0lP8kJhS2A 1195989 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1195993 :] Problem count?
>> [_] Anon 1195995 i lick the spiders on the wallll
>> [_] Anon 1196010 >># DERRP DUURR
>> [_] Anon 1196015 I fuck so slowly getting faster faster!
>> [_] Anon 1196046 Fucking awesome dude
>> [_] Anon 1196171 lol
>> [_] The Count 1196180 Blahaha!
>> [_] Anon 1196186 song of cunt
>> [_] Anon 1196201 fucking bleeps, i can't hear what he loves to do
>> [_] Anon 1196211 @ last beep my brother and me lol'd
>> [_] Friendsofsandwiches 1196219 Dear count, go ***** yourself!

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[_] [?] song of the count Anon 1188130 enjoy
>> [_] Anon 1188179 I approve, it made me laugh a little
>> [_] Anon 1188243 funny how censoring one word can change the whole song.
>> [_] Anon 1188284 One bad flash... ha ha ha...

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[_] [?] Anon 1167791 The gilded age of /f/
>> [_] Anon 1167792 This is indeed golden.
>> [_] Anon 1167836 Except for the spider fucking I agree with this song.
>> [_] Anon 1167841 >># You're good with cobwebs and candles, but not spiders?
>> [_] Anon 1167846 >># and with the fucking himself
>> [_] Anon 1167908 >># Something EVERY Anon here should know plenty about!
>> [_] Anon 1167949 Oh God, pure win!
>> [_] Anon 1167954 >># lol

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[_] [?] Anon 1157034
>> [_] Anon 1157079 lol
>> [_] Anon 1157138 win
>> [_] Anon 1157161 old

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[_] [L] When I'm alone I **** myself ^^ Anon E Mouse 1133714
>> [_] Anon 1133720 I think I like this.
>> [_] Anon 1133724 Good, you should ^^
>> [_] Anon 1133731 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^
>> [_] Anon 1133799 he is cond the cunt lol
>> [_] Anon 1133831 plz post download link, i do want
>> [_] Anon 1133849 pretty please?
>> [_] Anon 1133906 YOU KNOW THAT I AM CALLED THE COUNT BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE TO **************************************** ***************************************** ******************* *******

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[_] [L] Anon 1126395
>> [_] Anon 1126458 I was not expecting this.
>> [_] Anon 1126529 Ah, such a classic.

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[_] [?] Song of the Count Cheeto !!CxeLv5VCioW 1087429 When I'm alone, I **** myself

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[_] [?] Anon 1079361 slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
>> [_] Anon 1079376 I'm stupid. I JUST NOW realized that the Count is Jewish.
>> [_] Anon 1079378 >># I didn't want to believe it but look at that nose.
>> [_] Anon 1079451 I've got the same idea right this time, nut thiught it mostly because of the music.
>> [_] Anon 1079486 Dude, I was thinkin' that amidst my bellowing laughter. I don't know the name of that instrument used to create that very Jewie feel, but it was in there- perhaps accordian? This was fuckin' /hilarious/, by the way- probably old as the fuckin' internet, but fuck was it good.
>> [_] Anon 1079607 >># Furking ditto'd

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[_] [L] Anon 1063838 Because it's awesome
>> [_] Anon 1063839 FUCK YEAH SEAKING
>> [_] Anon 1063842 called it!

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[_] [L] ah ah ah ah ahhhhh Anon 1057967
>> [_] Anon 1057975 Ah, delicious childhood memories!
>> [_] Cheeto !!tc72mgMF5qL 1057977 Beautiful
>> [_] Anon 1058090 Honestly, this works a bit too well.
>> [_] Anon 1058091 I seriously laughed so hard my forehead started hurting. The Internet has never done that to me before!
>> [_] Anon 1058175 "When I'm alone, I like to **** myself" i lold.
>> [_] Anon 1058180 Its So beautiful......my eyes and ears are bleeding from it....MY CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN RAPED!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1058182 winrar

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[_] [?] Song of the Count Anon 1048749 AH AH AH AH....
>> [_] Anon 1048775 Wow, he ****'s everything.
>> [_] Anon 1048809 BRILLIANT!
>> [_] Anon 1048811 One! Two! Three Vampire Bats! AH AH AH!
>> [_] Anon 1048928 When I'm alone I **** myself

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[_] [?] Better version Anon 1044162
>> [_] Anon 1044171 lol
>> [_] Anon 1044202 >># >>better lol, no

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[_] [L] Anon 1021581 count throw back
>> [_] Anon 1021588 had this song stuck in my head all day at work one day
>> [_] Anon 1021720 the best

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[_] [L] Unneccessary Bleeping = Funny Anon 1008851 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1008852 brilliant
>> [_] Anon 1008853 "When I'm alone I fuck myself." Okay. I laughed. Thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 1008859 the spider line got me
>> [_] Anon 1008879 This concept could become quite a trend i loled
>> [_] Anon 1008895 old
>> [_] Anon 1008970 Oldie but goodie.
>> [_] Anon 1008992 Old, but still amazing. I love whoever was responsible for this.
>> [_] Anon 1009059 Never gets old.
>> [_] Anon 1009079 this is great

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[_] [?] Ah ha ha ha I am the Count Anon 1000551 needs some delicious count.
>> [_] Anon 1000556 >># apparently he'd prefer that you drop the "o".
>> [_] Volume !!UrjLsGQdGmO 1000571 It's funny because he's Jewish

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[_] [L] naksiloth !6xqjXqgnW. 980425 lolz.
>> [_] Anon 980443 Brilliantly done! I laughed.
>> [_] Anon 980504 :F
>> [_] Anon 980566 Who doesn't like *%^(ing the spiders on the wall? Seriously.
>> [_] Anon 980589 I lol'd, HARD.
>> [_] Anon 980613 Omg! It's brilliant!
>> [_] Anon 980659 It's impossible to not laugh at this
>> [_] Anon 980680 BEST COUNT SONG EVA

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[_] [?] Anon 966954 Greatest
>> [_] Anon 966956 oh god, i haven't seen this in forever. thanks for the memories anon
>> [_] Anon 967045 ... i fuck the spiders on the wall...
>> [_] Anon 967055 i came and danced
>> [_] Anon 967082 >># and when I am alone, I fuck myself
>> [_] Anon 967116 god I havnt laughed this hard in ages
>> [_] Anon 967134 >># well played anon
>> [_] Anon 967179 Goes to show what magic a few well-placed bleeps will bring. Brilliant.

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[_] [?] Anon 956528 The count
>> [_] Anon 956553 Always good.
>> [_] Anon 956593 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 956594 go back to bed callan
>> [_] Anon 956613 AH AH AH AH AH AH AAAAH
>> [_] Anon 956626 ah yes unnecessary censorship
>> [_] Anon 956643 i lol'd and lost the game
>> [_] Anon 956700 Is it safe to say that Count Dracula... is a jew?
>> [_] Anon 956709 yah jew... thats what i was thinking
>> [_] Anon 956731 hahahahahahahhHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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[_] [?] /r/ tokyo breakfast Anon 949164
>> [_] Anon 949181 I lawled
>> [_] Anon 949185 when im alone i ***k myself
>> [_] Anon 949186 I fucking love this song!!!
>> [_] Anon 949190 >># lulz were had.
>> [_] Anon 949191 I feel sorry for the spiders.
>> [_] Anon 949228 haha

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[_] [L] Grammar Nazi 930967 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 930989 fucking love it. my side hurts from laughing.
>> [_] Anon 931008 It works too well.
>> [_] Grammar Nazi 931026 >># You mean *beep*ing love it.
>> [_] Anon 931133 I ****** The Spider on the Wall
>> [_] Anon 931209 When I'm alone I even #### myself.
>> [_] Anon 931213 Then he shouldn't be called The Count... He should be called The ######!

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[_] [L] Anon 925403 classic
>> [_] Elle Lowel 925465 Nice editing.
>> [_] Anon 925466 First time I almost fell off my chair laughing.
>> [_] Anon 925482 this is made of win "I **** the spiders on the wall"
>> [_] Anon 925516 I'm saving this
>> [_] Anon 925545 fucking saved
>> [_] Anon 925589 "When I'm alone I **** myslef...aw yeah..."

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[_] [?] Anon 912432
>> [_] Anon 912460 when i'm lonely i *beep* myself
>> [_] Anon 912470 This made me smile.

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[_] [L] Anon 908050 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 908051 LOL
>> [_] Anon 908092 Those poor spiders...
>> [_] Anon 908108 ROFL
>> [_] Anon 908131 Uncensored is better.
>> [_] Anon 908150 >># OH SHIT NO NIGGER NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THAT IS OFFENSIVE WHERE I COME FROM AND YOU CAN'T SAY THAT THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO MY PEOPLE FUCKING RETARD STOP TRYING TO POST TO SHOW HOW AWESOME YOU ARE FOREVER
>> [_] Anon 908157 Anybody got the uncensored?

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[_] [?] Anon 898743
>> [_] Anon 898745 So much F*BEEP*K! I mean WIN!
>> [_] Anon 898783 fukken saved
>> [_] Anon 898792 Wait wait wait. Wait. He's JEWISH!?
>> [_] Anon 898793 This is retarded, it's better without the bleeps.
>> [_] Anon 898816 >># That was actually my reaction when I saw this, too. Sesame Street: We have bloodsucking Jews.
>> [_] Anon 898832 "When I am Aloooooooooooooo-ooone I f*** myself"
>> [_] Source of the pimps Anon 898837 Count says, " wheres my money, I've been Counting, how many time must I slap you One! Two! Three! uh ah uh ah aha"
>> [_] Anon 898838 >># He's Romanian, dummy. This is Eastern European music.

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[_] [L] 871491
>> [_] Anon 871493 old, still makes me go heh, but that's it
>> [_] Anon 871523 unfunny, would be pleasantly surprised at unedited version sage

Unrecognized thread format. File :[count.swf] - (4.44 MB) [_] [?] Anon 833435 AH AH AH AHHH >> [_] Anon 833437 +BLEEP Internets to you AH AH AHHH >> [_] Anon 833445 >># >BEEEPing Internets to you fix'd >> [_] Anon 833448 Ow, my childhood... >> [_] Anon 833664 Lawl! >> [_] Anon 833679 No matter how many times I see this, I always lol. Thanks for the upload OP. >> [_] Anon 833726 Thank you Neil Cicierega.

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[_] [L] Anon 827306 I REALLY LOVE TO ****
>> [_] Anon 827341 I lol'd heartily.
>> [_] Anon 827412 When I'm alone, I ****, myself. Seen it before, still lol'd.
>> [_] Elle Lowell 827443 Win