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[JE41CVZ]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3046453/thought-id-sha…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/3 -2016 17:19:54 Ended: 22/3 -2016 17:19:54Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: Macs are no Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, 240x180, Loop)
[_] thought id share this gem Anon 3046453


[FM4VQXH]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3027646
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/2 -2016 02:06:09 Ended: 22/2 -2016 03:32:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Macs are not Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, 240x180, Other)
[_] Anon 3027646
>> [_] Anon 3027731 Yeah I wouldn't advocate for a Mac at home but I've developed plenty of Macs and it's nothing like how this mongoloid is describing it. It's literally just FreeBSD in a dress with a bunch of proprietary locks on what software you can and can't use. I wouldn't be caught dead using one as a home PC but if you can't figure out how to use a Mac (sandboxed so a monkey could use it), the Mac isn't the problem.
>> [_] Anon 3027750 To be fair, this video is like 20 years old. I'm not a mac user, but I'm sure some of his complaints aren't problems on the modern OS. It was pretty accurate for when it was made though.


[NQ95SWO]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2957459
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/11 -2015 14:36:41 Ended: 22/11 -2015 19:39:54Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, 240x180, Loop)
[_] Anon 2957459
>> [_] Anon 2957460 >># My name is Hunter Cressal, I'm an editor.
>> [_] Anon 2957596 Love it


[ZA8P559]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2854467
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/7 -2015 23:35:20 Ended: 24/7 -2015 02:08:38Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, 240x180, Other)
[_] Anon 2854467
>> [_] Anon 2854471 Cringe.
>> [_] Anon 2854509 and nothing has changed!
>> [_] Anon 2854515 Holy crap I haven't seen this in years lol, good one.
>> [_] Anon 2854526 source?
>> [_] Anon 2854535 >># same fag here found a source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrlW_fgW MR8
>> [_] Anon 2854580 This guy clearly doesn't know how to use a Mac
>> [_] Anon 2854614 >># It used to be that bad. Mac has come a million miles from where it was. even earlier versions of osx were pretty shitty. And I dont really care what OS you stand behind. None of them do what they should. The greatest feature they could come up with for windows 10? A start menu. You know that thing that was added in WINDOWS FUCKING 95. And don't play off that pathetic pile of shit multi desktop shit they added as a good thing. It is done like shit. Linux did it better over a decade ago. osx did it nearly perfectly 5 years ago. somehow Microsoft has gone back over 10 years to get their ideas. Fucking sickening.


[R60CWX3]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2561783
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/10 -2014 17:02:25 Ended: 13/10 -2014 19:16:27Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Macs are no Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, 240x180, Loop)
[_] Anon 2561783
>> [_] Anon 2561816 I love you.
>> [_] Anon 2561876 >># This never gets old


[C4VWC5B]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2119936
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/9 -2013 21:01:00 Ended: 21/9 -2013 23:27:27Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Macs are not Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, 240x180, Loop)
[_] I'LL THROW MY SHOE AT YOUR FAGGOT ASS Anon 2119936
>> [_] Anon 2119983 The guy's talking about the Mac computers as if they were some kind of wild animal.
>> [_] Anon 2120056 >># Well, it is a wild animal.
>> [_] Anon 2120088 >># On Safari.


[X6LZ2JM]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2088951
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/8 -2013 00:28:04 Ended: 25/8 -2013 03:59:47Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: Macs are not Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, 240x180, Loop)
[_] BOAT ANCHOR Anon 2088951
>> [_] Anon 2088958 this always makes me smile. Thank you.
>> [_] Anon 2088976 topkek nice
>> [_] Anon 2089029 this guy just cant use a computer period
>> [_] Anon 2089067 What is this from?
>> [_] Anon 2089103 >Installing anything but Linux or Windows, depending on your system specs This is what happens when you become a homo.
>> [_] Anon 2089105 WHERE ARE HIS EYES
>> [_] Anon 2089124 OSX is incredibly annoying.


[GXWOLOK]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2077168
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 15/8 -2013 03:53:50 Ended: 15/8 -2013 04:31:41Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, 240x180, Other)
[_] Question Inside Anon 2077168 What was the first flash to appear on /f/? This was the first flash I ever saw on here.
>> [_] Anon 2077188 I don't know OP, but this brings back memories. Thanks.


[PYK35X0]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2047795
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/7 -2013 05:48:05 Ended: 23/7 -2013 05:48:05Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: Macs.swf-(1.96 MB, 240x180, Other)
[_] Anon 2047795 Where are you T-Man?


[BER9J7K]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2046606
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/7 -2013 05:28:27 Ended: 22/7 -2013 07:02:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
File: Macs are no Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, 240x180, Other)
[_] macs~ Anon 2046606
>> [_] Anon 2046642 true story
>> [_] Anon 2046646 agreed
>> [_] Anon 2046649 yep
>> [_] Anon 2046651 GNU/Linux Master Race
>> [_] Anon 2046661 every time I use a mac... I just had to draw up some ad for my class. Easy enough, it pretty much done. Turned out to be my worst nightmare.
>> [_] Anon 2046664 This thing is over ten years old, and still awesome. Thanks for bringing it back, OP.
>> [_] Anon 2046665 A mac rape my father and killed my mother.
>> [_] Anon 2046672 >># >># Is it just me, or does it end prematurely for everyone elese? In the original ending, he gives his name and occupation and then admits (with exasperation) that he made/edited the entire video on a MAC.
>> [_] Anon 2046677 THIS WOULDVE BEEN A PERFECT HOOD ALL THAT GONE TO WASTE
>> [_] Anon 2046700 JACK RUSSEL FUCKING TERRIER. lul, still gets me
>> [_] Anon 2046711 I have so many bad experiences with my mac laptop. I've literally contemplated suicide multiple times before because it just decided "Oh, I'll just freeze right now. You've got to take me to the store to fix me, but yeah that sucks your assignment is due tomorrow morning"
>> [_] Anon 2046716 Almost a decade and yet most of it still applies to the mac experience today. A bit sad, really.


[QG2VE9R]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2034307
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/7 -2013 01:02:22 Ended: 11/7 -2013 03:28:05Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, 240x180, Loop)
[_] It just works™ Anon 2034307
>> [_] Anon 2034316 mac hate from 2000
>> [_] Anon 2034321 >># back when EVERYONE hated a mac. Good ole days I tell ya.
>> [_] Anon 2034323 awwww a nice taste from the days of mac hatred.
>> [_] Anon 2034369 >># like they've ever ended
>> [_] Anon 2034394 what's a CD?
>> [_] Anon 2034397 I still run on a mac and guess what IT'S STILL FUCKING TRUE!!!
>> [_] Anon 2034432 It's true, Mac OS 9 and the original iMac were a piece of shit. I'm looking forward to Mavericks however.
>> [_] Anon 2034434 who is this guy anyway? It's a good monologue.
>> [_] Anon 2034452 Macintosh. I have a family to feed.


[NS1HYVZ]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1948582
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 20/4 -2013 05:44:18 Ended: 20/4 -2013 11:15:56Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1948582 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1948627 I think this came out when os7 was the latest mac OS
>> [_] Anon 1948628 It's ancient but still quite amusing. ...fucking iMac.
>> [_] Anon 1948660 >this
>> [_] Anon 1948692 top lel
>> [_] Anon 1948762 This guy's got that Jim Carrey swag
>> [_] Anon 1948865 have I got something stuck in my teeth?


[KP16RM5]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1941138
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/4 -2013 13:12:54 Ended: 12/4 -2013 22:02:03Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1941138 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1941178 HEE-larious
>> [_] Anon 1941180 I get the feeling this was created by Microsoft. Meanwhile everyone else creates parodies and shits on Windows for free.
>> [_] notfaggot 1941182 >># They both suck
>> [_] Anon 1941184 >># Yeah okay, not going to argue with you there.
>> [_] Anon 1941253 computers are for faggots
>> [_] Anon 1941270 >># But... you're... using... one...
>> [_] Anon 1941272 >># No I'm not
>> [_] Anon 1941303 >># a cell phone is still a computer
>> [_] Anon 1941308 I own one. Still hilarious. I don't have all those probs :/
>> [_] Anon 1941317 >># The funny thing is this video cuts off the very end that shows the guy saying he made the video on a Mac.
>> [_] Anon 1941360 >># I'm not using a computer. I am a computer.
>> [_] Anon 1941395 >># Everything about this makes me angry.
>> [_] Anon 1941401 >># >I get the feeling this was created by Microsoft Why? Because everyone loves apple and would never make fun of their shit?
>> [_] Anon 1941404 Lost it at jack russel fucking terrier.


[CFNQJI2]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1917755
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/3 -2013 17:16:13 Ended: 18/3 -2013 21:23:35Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1917755
>> [_] Anon 1917756 It's a god damn computer dude.
>> [_] Anon 1917760 faggot needs to chill with some iphone apps
>> [_] Anon 1917789 >># >implying this flash wasnt made before iphone was released Its like I'm back in '05/'06 again.
>> [_] Anon 1917889 And yet for all that... I'd still rather have it over Windows 8!
>> [_] Anon 1917899 Truth.
>> [_] Anon 1917925 haha, i think my biggest complaint about windows 7 is that it doesn't have that gif preview thing that windows xp did


[F3DBB97]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1912415
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/3 -2013 06:38:20 Ended: 13/3 -2013 10:18:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, Loop)
[_] Just Cause Anon 1912415 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Pencil 1912476 Wow, I haven't seen this in so long.
>> [_] Anon 1912553 I was just telling my boss about this last week lol
>> [_] Anon 1912601 ........and things have hadly changed, the CD drive is gone now.


[X3QM286]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1885210
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 14/2 -2013 04:40:11 Ended: 14/2 -2013 10:05:06Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1885210
>> [_] Anon 1885250 I can tell this was made some time ago Because you'd have to be a complete idiot to not be able to use a Mac.
>> [_] Anon 1885342 >># jesus fucking christ how young are you?
>> [_] Anon 1885354 The only people who use Macs are the people to stupid to deserve the amount of money it costs to purchase a Mac. This is a simple fact.
>> [_] Anon 1885488 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1885489 >># about 13 years ago, youngfag.


[UFOVWPG]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1877801
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 6/2 -2013 03:42:56 Ended: 6/2 -2013 09:20:32Flashes: 1 Posts: 17
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1877801
>> [_] Anon 1877862 >># Hahahahaha
>> [_] Anon 1877873 Macs have no customization. But hey, they are shiny
>> [_] Anon 1877888 >># sure they do, the old imacs had, like, a dozen different colors to choose from!
>> [_] Anon 1877890 >># tried playing vidjya on a mac. Then I remembered there wasnt any fucking right click
>> [_] Anon 1877913 >># Wow, you must either have a really old mouse, or are really pathetic. Modern Macs have more ways to right-click than PCs... Pick an actual problem if you want to complain about Macs.
>> [_] Anon 1877927 >># B-but there's only one right mouse button.....
>> [_] Anon 1877952 I laughed my ass off, and then I realized that it's all fucking true. Today there are no real benefits of buying a mac, considering the price. Only if you're a guy with an incredibly small dick and the only way you can get into girls pants is by distractig them with shiny new objects.
>> [_] Anon 1877957 >># I do programming for a living, and to be honest.... I'd recommend a Mac. I don't use one myself, but when I look at what it offers and what I can do with it... it's good for the price, seriously. I use Linux myself, but I wouldn't mind using a Mac, with OSX. You reach a point where you only want things to "just work lol", so you can be more productive. It takes very little effort to do something with, and there's value in that.
>> [_] Anon 1877984 >># I should get charged for responding to a troll, but macs stop "just werking" as soon as you want to do anything outside the Apple experience. They have their own quirks, and using a Mac productively is going to have the same learning curve as linux or Windows.
>> [_] Anon 1877997 This is tagged as a loop, but doesn't actually loop. Just saying.
>> [_] Anon 1878000 So... You own a mac, and you want more of that "Just Works" magic aye? Well today is your lucky day! 1. Open any app. 2. Type "File:///" into a text field 3. Push Enter 4. ??? 5. PROFIT!!!
>> [_] Anon 1878001 I'm a mac and that means im an artist I'm a pc so that means i am a gamer we are both x86 based so games are starting to be marketed across both with unilateral development or easily used via bootcamp / vmware as modern macs ship with decent video cards and modern windows machines have VM optimized CPU's we also do everything through the web so whats the difference start menu or launchpad well, I guess all the bitching is just stupid then
>> [_] Anon 1878005 >># I do all my programing for a mac, have my windows gaming machine next to it so i can use visual basic some times as a cheat sheet, that and so when the work day ends i just swivle my chair to stop givin a fuck
>> [_] Anon 1878016 >># As a longtime user of a Mac I can tell you, everything they try to tell you in sales pitches is absolute bullshit. They've long since abandoned any real advantage and are sold now entirely on style factor.
>> [_] Anon 1878053 >># My physics department bought $10,000 worth of Macs for the undergrad lab rooms as part of a makeover to make the department "trendier". Lo and behold NONE of the lab software works on Mac so everything has to be run through Windows in parallel.
>> [_] Anon 1878054 Apple has fixed most of these problems and made macs usable and fast for the most part, while windows just released that windows 8 bullshit that nobody likes. I use windows, and I hate Apple, but even I can see that Apple is doing well while Microsoft is fucking up right now. I'm hoping the confusion leads to a stabler, easier to use Linux OS and more developers supporting Linux users.


[XU8MTCW]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1849196
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/1 -2013 11:16:33 Ended: 5/1 -2013 19:43:03Flashes: 1 Posts: 21
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, Other)
[_] Go mac yall Anon 1849196 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1849197 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold
>> [_] Anon 1849198 who's this faggot
>> [_] Anon 1849241 pc fags are fags fags.....
>> [_] Anon 1849260 Final Cut Pro? I only need my Adobe.
>> [_] Anon 1849285 Op you do realize he's insulting macs right?
>> [_] Anon 1849286 >># What is sarcasm
>> [_] Anon 1849320 this is a classic nostalgia everywhere
>> [_] Anon 1849330 yeyeah nigguh
>> [_] Anon 1849433 At first I thought OP was a fag again.
>> [_] Anon 1849439 >># Still relevant
>> [_] Anon 1849450 >># Fun fact, Macintosh computers are also PCs, or are they so terrible there's no way to classify them as personal computers?
>> [_] Anon 1849451 I have a Mac and have literally never had any of those problems.
>> [_] Anon 1849457 >># It's not personal when Apple gets all your info.
>> [_] Anon 1849462 >># It´s like a calculator, if you only use the basic operations, you don´t need a scientific one.
>> [_] Anon 1849475 >># Right, which is why most developers today can be seen packing MacBooks. I'm sure it has nothing to do with OSX having the power of Linux with the polish of a commercial system like Windows.
>> [_] Anon 1849483 >># What I meant is that Macs are generic calculators, they can be used for trivial doings and sometimes are even better at it than scientific calculators. But if you need to use complex equations or even store numbers you are screwed. Some devs use Macs, like design students and whatever, but I haven´t seen one serious gamer who bought a mac to play, or a video maker struggling to use 4 or + heavy programs to create and edit on a mac.
>> [_] Anon 1849508 macs only let you do what apple wants you to do.
>> [_] Anon 1849516 >># Which is why it sells so good. You can't do anything wrong because of the systems limitations and there are enogh idiots that just need that.
>> [_] Anon 1849526 >># Macs sells well because people are sheep and because they dont want to admit that they just bought a 2000$ paperweight
>> [_] Anon 1849550 That's the joke.jpg


[A67OMX0]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1818406
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 28/11 -2012 07:18:44 Ended: 28/11 -2012 12:54:31Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, Other)
[_] worth the money Anon 1818406 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1818407 shit youtube flash compression. 0/10
>> [_] Anon 1818424 >># fucking hate'em so much. not only because they are adopted by a culture of fags who sit in Starbucks all day but the fucking controls are annoying to memorize. PC master-race reporting in
>> [_] Anon 1818519 link to the original video?
>> [_] Anon 1818524 so fucking old so fucking good
>> [_] Anon 1818525 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg7Xh0m_O co
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 1818552 I'm going to have nightmares about OS9 now... >oh god, the repressed memories To be fair, OS9 is how I got into flash, but still, it was awfully awful.
>> [_] Anon 1818577 after all these years, nothing has changed on macs.


[W5C6WTW]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1795561
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/10 -2012 06:48:06 Ended: 29/10 -2012 22:36:03Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File: Macs are no Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, Other)
[_] Why mac is the greatest OS Anon 1795561 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1795682 can i get a youtube link?
>> [_] Anon 1795705 Nice
>> [_] Anon 1795774 overdone, but completely true
>> [_] Anon 1795775 >># seconded.
>> [_] Anon 1795780 holy shit, i forgot he dropped kicked a G3 mac television. Those things were like 15 pounds give or take.
>> [_] Anon 1795786 Bump for spreading truth
>> [_] Anon 1795860 i need a youtube link for this, SO DAMN HARD.
>> [_] Anon 1795862 saved this years ago and its funny its still true to its name. if only someone did this for all the iphones hipster faggots buy every year.
>> [_] Anon 1795867 This is a documentary.
>> [_] Anon 1795908 >># >># >># Here it goes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmik-tH6d Es but honstely, it took me 2 seconds of search to find it ...


[AEDKVRH]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1792638
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/10 -2012 07:10:30 Ended: 27/10 -2012 18:55:50Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, Other)
[_] FFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffff.... ...... Anon 1792638 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1792645 Wewh, this was awesome, Ithought you were trying to rustle my jimmies
>> [_] Anon 1792649 I suppose to a certain extent you could be frustrated with an OS that you're not used to, but holy shit he's so right. Macs are the most unintuitive pieces of shit I've ever encountered. What's even worse is that there are people who acknowledge that Windows has certain benefits (video games, superior business applications, etc.) but still shell out for a Mac just so they can dual boot it with that garbage OS.
>> [_] Anon 1792670 YOU CANT GAME ON MACS!
>> [_] Anon 1792674 Macs were like this but then Apple figured out that they suck at making their own hardware and started using standard hardware like everything else. Apple still continues this today even the iPhone is all hardware they had Samsung and various other companies produce for them. Yet there are still 3 major problems with any Apple product: 1. Shit programming 2. Old hardware (Top-end macs use hardware that is ~3 years old) 3. Massive overpricing (X3 to X4 the actual worth of the product)
>> [_] Windows 8 masterrace 1792682 >not being a part of the grorious Windows 8 masterrace
>> [_] Anon 1792685 >># Given Microsofts trend of going from good OS to bad to good to bad every time since Windows 3.1 I'm gonna avoid windows 8 like the plague until there is evidence that its not a steaming pile of shit.
>> [_] Windows 8 masterrace 1792687 >># >ITT we /g/ Simple. It's Windows 7 plus metro. The Metro UI is backwards compatible with other input devices. Not so much mouse pointer, but keyboard. Please do not start implying that keyboard controls are separate from the Metro UI. Even implying keyboard controls are not UI is full retard. Enhanced task manager ISO mounting for your gaymes, buttpirated software, and whatever you have that's in an ISO Windows Picture Viewer supports animated .GIFs
>> [_] Windows 8 masterrace 1792688 >># Metro apps for x86 (non-ARM) editions of Windows 8 are capable acting exactly like a desktop application, however with extremely strict requirements. Every Metro app is forced to use asynchronous functions and is multithreaded if applicable, meaning it will use all eight of your fake cores. Inactive apps (ones not on screen) are suspended as to save battery life. This directs all system resources to the currently active app. Inactive apps are capable of limited background tasking, such as updating content (Like weather) in fifteen minute intervals. At most each background task will only last thirty seconds.
>> [_] Anon 1792698 Macs are shit. I was using Mac OS X, the version that came around 08-09 and that guy saying stuff about USB is right. I copied files from one mac and sent it to another but no! it created shortcuts, and I deleted everything before sending it to the other computer because I thought COPIES the fucking files and not create shortcuts Also they crashed on me alot, it was a Highschool 3d animation class and they got the newest macs they had
>> [_] Anon 1792702 >># Veblen economics are a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1792715 I'm surprised that every time this is posted, no one mentions how old this video is. This is one of the first video I remember seeing once I started using the internet regularly for things like forums, so it's gotta be at least 8 years old if not 10. Nice nostalgia trip, but I remember reading this guys response to the ...response this video got when it was "first" out. He said that he uses a Mac and loves it, but he just did this as a joke to highlight the problems he had with it. The "realistic" Apple consumer, not the blind sheep.
>> [_] Anon 1792778 My mother used Macs for her job as a graphic designer. I cannot tell you how many new words I learned when she got the Bomb of Death. Over. And over. And over.


[J1BEXSN]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1782949
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/10 -2012 07:07:07 Ended: 12/10 -2012 15:31:58Flashes: 1 Posts: 12
File: Macs are Awesome.swf-(1.96 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1782949
>> [_] Anon 1782956 THIS. fuck Macs.
>> [_] Anon 1782964 sauce on the video? link please?
>> [_] Anon 1782970 Holy fuck I havent seen this in a long, long time. Thanks for the little nostalgia trip.
>> [_] Anon 1782971 that was an awesome vid. i loled.
>> [_] Anon 1782984 Reminds me of when my university cut some sort of deal with Apple. Before, all the computer labs save for one used normal machines running windows (protip: PC means personal computer. It does not mean "computer that uses Windows). There was one small computer lab with only Macs for people that wanted them. When the deal was cut, it changed two things: - the teaching students that needed special programs for their course were now forced to buy Mac laptops, because they also switched the program, which would only run on a Mac. (cont.)
>> [_] Anon 1782985 - Almost all the towers in the other computer labs were switched out for these tiny-ass Apple machines that were about the volume of a Kleemex box. In their infinite wisdom, Apple decided to put the USB ports and the power key on the back of the damn thing, instead of the front. The back that was already crowded with all the cords and the security cable thingy. So not only did you have to reach around the box to get to the back to plug in your memory stick, you had to maneuver around all these cramped cables and hope that your stick would fit in there. The same deal with trying to turn the thing on. All for the sake of having a "clean" front and sides, with only the CD slot on the front. The CD slot, mind you, with only the paperclip hole to open it without having to go through the entire start up process so you could right click the drive and hit eject if you forgot your disc in it. (cont)
>> [_] Anon 1782986 They WERE kind enough to have the Windows OS on there as a choice when you booted up the computer. Of course, making that selection meant it took more time to actually get the computer to a usable state, not to mention the extra time it took to boot up the Windows software itself. Which everyone chose. Every single person I saw using those computers chose the Windows option, which had the exact same software on it as the old towers. Meaning the entire switch was pointless. On a semi-related note, when her file wouldn't work on the class computer, I loved when one student couldn't connect her Mac laptop to a classroom's projector for a presentation because her laptop LACKED THE STANDARD MONITOR PORT. (fin.)
>> [_] Anon 1782990 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtx87PmHb hc
>> [_] Anon 1783018 Ahh, I haven't seen this in almost any a decade. Thank you OP.
>> [_] Anon 1783096 >># This, alongside a whole bunch of networking issues integrating Macs into Corporate Windows system. Fuck Macs.
>> [_] Anon 1783176 The fucking truth. I swear every time editing on Final Cut Pro, all this shit.


[YTFJ4NC]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1421968
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/11 -2010 02:09:41 Ended: 22/11 -2010 05:52:37Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File[MacSucks.swf] - (1.96 MB)
[_] [L] Gfto macs Anon 1421968
>> [_] !gARYoAkkEw 1421971 >implying mac users can use /f/
>> [_] Anon 1421973 Max actually works...not perfectly, but it works...ONLY if you install Windows XP on it...that's how you use all that hidden RAM and shit to actually do what you want it to do
>> [_] mac user 1421982 >># ohai
>> [_] Anon 1421987 Yeah, I have to use that shit at school. That drag and drop shit he mentioned is bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1422026 We all know Macs suck so what's even the point of this?
>> [_] Anon 1422088 >># get out NOW
>> [_] Anon 1422127 >># lol @ the guy in this flash that cant even use a fucking mac. macs are the easiest pieces of shit to use. ever.
>> [_] Anon 1422129 >># Troll detected.
>> [_] Anon 1422144 i can haz better quality?
>> [_] Man 1422154 Ha, if you were a 4 year old you could do everything you want on a mac. But, honestly, how much is that? I am a PC user, and I'm proud.


[CNNDCPN]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1400846
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/10 -2010 11:04:55 Ended: 23/10 -2010 05:25:36Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File[MacSucks.swf] - (1.96 MB)
[_] [?] MacSucks Anon 1400846 as /r/'d
>> [_] Anon 1400870 This is similar to my experience with Macs
>> [_] Anon 1400873 Savan


[XIPIEF9]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1397883
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/10 -2010 04:54:07 Ended: 18/10 -2010 14:23:35Flashes: 1 Posts: 32
File[MacSucks.swf] - (1.96 MB)
[_] [L] Macs are gay Anon 1397883 If you own one, you should feel bad. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1397887 ...was this made in 1990?
>> [_] Anon 1397892 >># No, around 2k. Macs are still shit though.
>> [_] Anon 1397907 i fucking lold
>> [_] Anon 1397909 Ah, this video is pretty nostalgic. Macs are still shit too. It's really amazing how nothing has really changed in that regard.
>> [_] Anon 1397921 Windows = Marketing Mac = Marketing Gnu/Linux = Free/Libre Open Source Software
>> [_] Anon 1397923 >># your ass is open source
>> [_] Anon 1397942 Had windows XP for 15 years...switched to Mac, never going back.......except to gaming
>> [_] Anon 1397945 >># >># >># Oooooooooooooh snap, nigga!
>> [_] ILikeTheYY !!c/Q4ehTyCyL 1397948 >># >XP is 2001 Windows. >2010 Now. >15 Years.
>> [_] Anon 1397950 >># >># >># Oooooooooooooh snap, nigga!
>> [_] ILikeTheYY !!c/Q4ehTyCyL 1397952 >># Did the macinfail take away your ability to do math?
>> [_] Anon 1397954 Macs are awesome
>> [_] Anon 1397958 Macs are annoying as all Hell. And yes, Hell is but a strong annoyance to me.
>> [_] Anon 1397959 >># >># >># >># >># >># >>LOL
>> [_] Anon 1397965 i never knew that, That is what the handle was for... I always thought it was to make it easier for idiotic thief to steal it. I would of never thought a boat anchor... although i think if mac heard people were starting to do that they would make their computer completely waterprove... but then the fish would be pissed at us for now we are push a crappy operating system on them. I think the fished and sea life would prefer something more useful like linux or window, but then if it was that we wouldn't of thrown it in the water would we
>> [_] ILikeTheYY !!c/Q4ehTyCyL 1397966 >># Second.
>> [_] Anon 1397982 >># I think it's a little literary term called hyperbole.
>> [_] Anon 1397984 Ive no qualms with macs, aside from their price tag, and a lot of macfag users. I'm a macfag myself. Been using them for 20 years.
>> [_] Anon 1397996 fuckin nerds
>> [_] Anon 1398010 >># Did the same but started using OnLive and Steam for gaming.
>> [_] Anon 1398016 Oh man, that was nice
>> [_] Anon 1398050 >mfw everyone here thinks the guy who did this legitimately hates Macs, and wasn't going a parody >implying a million other Windows BSoD videos can't/havent' been done already
>> [_] Anon 1398051 >mfw FreeBSD
>> [_] Obs !hEpdoZ.tHU 1398053 The guy made this on a mac.
>> [_] Anon 1398077 >># >implying that macs are not garbage regardless of what you say.
>> [_] Anon 1398081 My main issues with mac is how they are always unresponsive to any commands you give it. Seems to always take ages to open anything, no matter what model you are using.
>> [_] Anon 1398082 Macs. If more people used them, more people would make stuff for them. If more stuff was made for them, more people would use them. A vicious cycle. They're also overpriced. They look really sexy, though.
>> [_] Anon 1398121 I can't believe this sit, who made this trashy video flash, macintosh are the best! you can customize it and pretty it up with icons and the software photoshop is the best software app has to offer and so is final cut pro. Why bother modding a pc it's retarded macs are fun, you can play alot of games on it like that puzzle game and quake 2. SO FUCK OFF PC GAMERS!
>> [_] Anon 1398138 Despite the age of this video, it's amazing how much of it still rings true. Shit, I was working on some sound recordings on my friend's Macbook just two days ago, and the program crashed. I went to go look for the file to re-open it, and it was gone. THE FILE WAS FUCKING GONE.
>> [_] Anon 1398139 >># If you were on a PC you would probably receive a nice little red line under your myriad of spelling, punctuation, and grammatical errors.
>> [_] Anon 1398152 >># >implying you're not one get out of my /f/


[Y4X0R60]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1352605
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/8 -2010 08:21:02 Ended: 23/8 -2010 13:36:25Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File[MacSucks.swf] - (1.96 MB)
[_] [?] for androski :D Magma Administrator Ayumiu 4253-9575-7789 !dc9RpGrRew 1352605 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1352727 i lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1352740 i nostalgia'd
>> [_] Anon 1352801 Lmao. Thats great.


[QB1UYQZ]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1342567
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/8 -2010 01:43:39 Ended: 11/8 -2010 08:41:34Flashes: 1 Posts: 18
File[MacSucks.swf] - (1.96 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1342567 YOUR MAC SUCKS Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1342577 Ive already seen that bitch well, yeah i agree
>> [_] Anon 1342614 makes me lol every time
>> [_] Anon 1342641 i was walking down the hall sctratching my balls my dick got stuck in the elavator door my dick turned green my teacher screamed and that was the end of my great big ding-a-ling
>> [_] Anon 1342678 >># my ding-a-ling? Did you play with it?
>> [_] Anon 1342681 I'm not sure the person who came up with this has ever used a mac before...
>> [_] Anon 1342683 >># I agree with him. Even the new ones are just like that. Most of the time, the things that are supposed to be simplified are expanded and actually more complicated. An accidental swipe across the pad could cause a number of operations that usually never end well.
>> [_] Anon 1342732 Never really understood the whole, "The operating system I use is better then the one you use!" thing. Just sounds like Xbox 360 vs PS3 and iOS vs Android and Toyota vs Chevy
>> [_] Anon 1342747 Even Mac users admit Macs suck
>> [_] Anon 1342785 he mad
>> [_] Anon 1342787 The new macs arent quite so shitty as in this video. However, theres still plenty of annoying shit on a mac that prevents me from ever wanting to use one. I cant think of a single thing I could use a mac for that a PC couldnt do as well or better.
>> [_] Anon 1342806 pussy raaaaaaaage
>> [_] Anon 1342826 im so glad he was using shit from the 90's.......
>> [_] Anon 1342836 >># im so glad he made in the 90's...
>> [_] Anon 1342839 >># Yes, you are. What of it?
>> [_] Anon 1342842 Macs suck.
>> [_] Anon 1342845 Flash. We hate your mac.
>> [_] Anon 1342850 I say to myself, "This must have been made for windows users by windows users." as I watch on my brand new 27-inch iMac.


[HQ4JSXL]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1328151
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/7 -2010 21:03:40 Ended: 26/7 -2010 02:29:46Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File[Mac.swf] - (1.96 MB)
[_] [?] I'm a Mac... Anon 1328151 ...hating mac user Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1328158 I like this
>> [_] Anony-Moose !!2yTNOipnfR0 1328160 BOAT ANCHOR
>> [_] Anon 1328163 you have won the internet
>> [_] Anon 1328185 This was worth some lols. Thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 1328207 truth was spoken today
>> [_] Anon 1328340 So old but so good.


[JHHYNUH]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1252652
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/5 -2010 21:11:03 Ended: 4/5 -2010 01:45:40Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File[Mac_commercial.swf] - (1.96 MB)
[_] [?] MAC Anon 1252652 mac Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1252658 That guy fails at computers. Really badly.
>> [_] Anon 1252670 it is kinda true though. I'm a big proponent of mac, but both OS's have their weak points.
>> [_] Anon 1252685 Want to surf /f/? Not on an iPAD or iPhone there then. St. Steve has declared Flash to be buggy and open to attacks so how much longer till this prick decides to kill it for the mac as well. HTML5 LMFAO!!
>> [_] Anon 1252704 >># Sounds like a butthurt Jobsucker to me
>> [_] Anon 1252705 This makes me feel all warm and squishy inside
>> [_] Anon 1252725 Click and drag from an external drive really just makes shortcuts to that stuff on Macs? How gay.
>> [_] Cain !!eXi3Txe9btD 1252730 >># Steve Jobs is an enormous faggot /f/ is love
>> [_] Anon 1252797 Macs were great until about the 3rd or 4th revision OS X. OS X brought some great things to the mac, but It's all downhill from there. You can't get into the insides of a mac operating system as well as you used to be able to. Something to do with hipsters.


[MESGF6V]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1178311
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 9/2 -2010 02:30:40 Ended: 9/2 -2010 05:45:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File[Mac Commercial.swf] - (1.96 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1178311
>> [_] Anon 1178314 I do hat Mac's but god I hate windows...
>> [_] Anon 1178323 I've used various Mac's when I was at school for about 4 years. Never ever liked it, anything goes wrong, there's basically nothing you can do, as this flash tells us. And one of the Mac's I used actually CRASHED while I was using it NORMALLY, I only edited a video in iMovie or whatever, and then the whole Mac was fucked up, and it had to be shipped to service, since no one knows how to fix a Mac. Mac is a hate/hate relationship. Windows is a love/hate relationship. Linux is a love/love relationship, or so I've heard. I'm a Winfag, but I wish I had the patience to learn Linux.
>> [_] Anon 1178332 >># Linux user here. Owning a PC and using only Linux is like buying a banana and eating the peels. Sure, its more nutritious than the kernel, but leaves a sore taste in your mouth. You overrate Linux. It IS more customisable than WinXP. It IS more satisfying than using Windows and suckin M$'s 1337 p3n0R. But it won't let you play most GAEMS and applications. Of course you could just use Wine, but that's cheating.
>> [_] Anon 1178393 Great Victory.
>> [_] Anon 1178461 It's nice to see a pastiche of this ad based on actual Mac usage rather than "lolmac sux" from people who have never touched one before. That said, I have a Mac and have never really come into any of those problems. Dragging to the desktop does copy the file. If you don't want to rename something you just his esc and it goes back to what it was. I do have programs lock up sometimes but that tends to be because I'm using too many RAM intensive programs at once, or just buggy programs (Flash)
>> [_] Anon 1178485 >># This is from the I-Mac days. There are NEW problems today
>> [_] Anon 1178486 >># How's using wine cheating?
>> [_] Anon 1178501 >># because it never works right


[Z2DL8A9]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1172918
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/2 -2010 03:36:41 Ended: 3/2 -2010 09:48:21Flashes: 1 Posts: 20
File[Mac_commercial.swf (application x-shockwave-flash Object).swf] - (1.96 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1172918 NEGRO! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1172926 Aww...at the end he says that he put all of the movie together on a Mac. Too bad it didn't make this cut.
>> [_] Anon 1172937 No matter how many times I've seen this over the years it's still funny every single time.
>> [_] Anon 1172962 >># cuz its true
>> [_] Anon 1172966 raging retard!
>> [_] Anon 1173036 >># FAG
>> [_] Anon 1173075 Who is this man?
>> [_] Anon 1173077 Lol it's funny because people actually believe this retard.
>> [_] Anon 1173081 >># Macfag
>> [_] Anon 1173083 >># And again >>#
>> [_] Anon 1173092 ITT fags calling fags calling fags fags. Fanboys fagging fags in faggy faggotry.
>> [_] Anon 1173094 >># faget
>> [_] Anonymus 1173098 >># fag, leanr to spll
>> [_] Anon 1173102 look, I hate macs too, but I also have a mac (long story) and none of what he says has ever happened to me once. There are a lot of problems with mac, but not any of that. Like, literally any of it.
>> [_] Anon 1173104 >># He's talking about those old macs that had the handle he pointed out so you can "attach a chain and use it as a boat anchor"
>> [_] Anon 1173108 >># it is the same with win7 ,i never in the time im using it seen a blue screen of dead
>> [_] Anon 1173111 >># The older macs were completely terrible and ultimately useless (the ones in the video) The new ones ARE better i'll admit. but still shitty
>> [_] Anon 1173162 >># Same, I'm pretty much convinced anyone who does is doing something wrong.
>> [_] Anon 1173192 I have experienced every problem in this video at least once... fuck macs
>> [_] Anon 1173203 I remember hearing about problems like the ones in this video. What fags need to realize that, yes, he is talking about the OLD Macs. I don't own a Mac, and I doubt you can view 4chan properly on one, but they probably fixed all those problems by now. I'd hope.


[UQX3Z58]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1169606
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/1 -2010 03:28:39 Ended: 30/1 -2010 09:26:51Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
File[Mac_commercial.swf] - (1.96 MB)
[_] [?] MACS ARE AWESOME Anon 1169606 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1169611 Lol my warcraft 3 shuts down randomly all the fucking time.
>> [_] Anon 1169670 Older than the internet.
>> [_] Anon 1169673 I'm a mac user and I lol'd I had to work on that old system in BOCES (a vocational training school) and had all those problems he mentioned. Though on my iMac (which is about 4 years old) I don't have any of those problems.
>> [_] Anon 1169730 finnaly a mac commercial that makes SENSE!
>> [_] Anon 1169733 U all mad.
>> [_] Romance Otaku 1169739 Almost pissed my pants
>> [_] Anon 1169742 I see they cut out the end of this commercial.
>> [_] Anon 1169745 lol bump for the lol's
>> [_] Anon 1169762 I haven't seen this in ages!
>> [_] Anon 1169789 My old iBook G4's died on me Wednesday. This video is very cathartic.
>> [_] Anon 1169791 i orgasmed
>> [_] Fatty Bom Batty 1169860 MACFACT: Mac is the only OS that you can run image, video or audio editing software. If you try to run one on a Windows system, Satan flies up your ass and eats your heart from the inside out. MACFACT: It's better because it's more expensive, that's the way capitalism works!


[KGUL1BS]! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/1095405.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 19/10 -2009 15:51:46 Ended: 20/10 -2009 00:08:04Flashes: 1 Posts: 20
File[Mac_commercial.swf] - (1.96 MB)
[_] [L] MACS ARE AWESOME Anon 1095405 4 realz yo
>> [_] Anon 1095411 I fucking love this. Thank you.
>> [_] Anon 1095434 i need sauce
>> [_] Anon 1095493 fucking win
>> [_] Anon 1095499 This is an accurate illustration.
>> [_] Anon 1095508 OHH NO THAT'S RESERVED FOR THE ~MIGHTY BLUE APPLE~
>> [_] Anon 1095512 woot that is one of the first internet vids I ever saw. It's like, 8 years old?
>> [_] Anon 1095520 I still love this one. I bought a Mac and now I know first hand how useless they are. I laughed when I saw this years ago, but heed his words!
>> [_] Anon 1095529 Why does it cut off before the guy said he made the video on a mac?
>> [_] Anon 1095534 >># He must have said candlejack didn't you hear hi
>> [_] Anon 1095540 >># because he made the video on mac.
>> [_] Anon 1095543 awesome. need an updated ver though.
>> [_] Anon 1095568 >># stop it with the candlejack shi
>> [_] Anon 1095585 I don't suppose I should point out that most of these problems have been fixed in the last 9 years?
>> [_] Anon 1095598 >># Most... 9 years.
>> [_] Anon 1095605 >># Why should you, when Mac ads still harp on PC issues from 2003?
>> [_] Anon 1095610 I use a Mac and can tell you that all these issues have been completely fixed... posting this from Windows XP on bootcamp.
>> [_] Anon 1095630 All operating systems suck (yes Linux, you too). The best any consumer can do in this market is select which kind of suck best suits their needs.
>> [_] Anon 1095633 >>#
>> most
>> 9 years
>> to make room for new ones
>> [_] Anon 1095635 >># Just like buying a prostitute!


[V9DNLGU]! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/1059225.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 28/8 -2009 04:19:47 Ended: 28/8 -2009 10:31:53Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File[Mac_commercial.swf] - (1.96 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1059225 ... Still my favorite over the years. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1059231 Agreed.
>> [_] Anon 1059252 It's THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>> [_] Anon 1059258 Older than the internet.
>> [_] Anon 1059313 lol Macs suck. they're the artsy gay emo kids of computing. Linuxfags are those creepy quiet kids with sunken eyes that occasionally make odd noises from the back of the room while they stare gapingly at the back of your head as they air-code under their desks. PCs are represented by John Hodgman.
>> [_] Anon 1059324 >># And then some.
>> [_] Anon 1059395 MUDADA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA HHOOAAAAAAAAAAAH! ZA WARUDO! KAAAYYYYYYYEH! *shing* *FOoSH FOOSH FOOSH!* *moonspeak* *BLAM!!!* MuuuuUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!WWRRRRRRRYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1059399 My fucking school uses Mac laptops and good god, if I can't turn the fucking thing off I have to rip the battery out. FUUUUUU--
>> [_] The Mighty Meatslinger !!EidhEtY/lXA 1059445 >># That means you effectively fail at computing. Even the most inane motorist can travel to England and drive on the left side of the road without too much effort, so there's no reason that you should completely, absolutely fail at using an operating system with a large number of similarities to Windows, unless you are undeniably stupid. Also, if you're in a school using Mac laptops without the option for Windows, it means that you're still in the public school system and using public computer labs for assignments, which also means you haven't specialized into options that would use other operating platforms exclusively, which means you are still at least a year or two away from grade 12. Ergo, underage B&.
>> [_] Anon 1059459 classic


[BIH7JT2]!! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/1046800.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/8 -2009 18:23:22 Ended: 12/8 -2009 01:21:44Flashes: 1 Posts: 38
File[Mac_commercial.swf] - (1.96 MB)
[_] [?] FUCKING MACS. 3:< Anon 1046800 He has a point. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1046807 Ha ha ha ha he is a nigger!
>> [_] Butcher Pete !.xrvAWQJCw 1046809 this is real
>> [_] Anon 1046810 This is why you should use Linux.
>> [_] Anon 1046811 PC > MAC
>> [_] Anon 1046818 word
>> [_] Pencil !kloliOHBYE 1046821 I hate macs, I hate windows. Never tried linux. I'll have to try that out whenever I get money.
>> [_] Anon 1046827 :C
>> [_] Anon 1046829 I don't mind macs because I just want a computer to browse porn with that won't get virus'
>> [_] Anon 1046830 "Like see this handle here? It's so you can attach a chain to it and use it as a BOAT ANCHOR" I lol'd so fucking hard.
>> [_] !Kd8h7Ac30I 1046833 lmao.
>> [_] Anti-Spiral Messenger Nozomu Itoshiki, Of Universe 1217C !Jdg6Wqp2i2 1046840 >># >never tried linux >have to try that out whenever I get money. you are either a troll or an idiot. Linux is a free OS..
>> [_] Anon 1046842 >># Macs get viruses too, dipshit. And to make it worse, there is basically no antivirus stuff for macs, so when you get a virus, you are fucked.
>> [_] Anti-Spiral Messenger Nozomu Itoshiki, Of Universe 1217C !Jdg6Wqp2i2 1046848 >># Its as the old saying goes, the only reasons you see so few viruses on a mac is not because of how the OS is built, but because theres so few owners of macs in the world many people do not see a reason to make viruses for them.. Its like basically saying that you are lower than a nerd, that bully's pick on everyone else but they do not know you even exist, or care to notice you. You may think its great, but because of the little attention you get, you do not get the most out of life as the others...
>> [_] Anon 1046856 Max = Unix core with pretty GUI Unix = Linux Mac = Linux with a pretty GUI Prove me wrong!
>> [_] Anon 1046858 This is pretty old, guys. Didn't you see he was using a CRT?
>> [_] Anon 1046887 >># Its not that old faggot. He also made reference to the dock menu.
>> [_] Anon 1046894 It's old but he speaks the truth. You can't actually use a Mac. You just hope you can trick it into doing something useful. That is "sharing the Mac experience".
>> [_] Anon 1046898 I love this ad, it's funny, but.... The guy compares pretty much every Mac OS in one. Drag and drop on OS 8 and later works. System 7.5 and under - You Create shortcuts. Same with the CD playing, that's an OS 9 and older feature. The update manager and dock, OS 10. And OS X doesn't crash as much as earlier ones.
>> [_] Anon 1046917 >># you can't play half-life on a mac =P but you can do it on linux... also linux is more elaborate than Windows while Mac is about as elaborate as a toaster
>> [_] Anon 1046921 >># based on unix != unix != linux there's plenty of horrible movies out there *based on* good books
>> [_] Anon 1046922 >># >Unix = Linux 0/10 >># just because those problems have been fixed doesn't mean they weren't retarded when they were there. most if not all of the 'problems' mac/linux fags quote about windows are 100% bullshit/relics from the past, too. The only fact that matters at all is that Mac and Linux have very poor support from the software industry. That is a fact. Everything else you can say about the 3 OSes is just a (biased) opinion. >># The object he is holding when he makes the boat anchor joke is, in fact, an iMac. It is an all in one contraption. To call it a CRT means you're either trolling or profoundly ignorant (these often go hand in hand!). Also why does it matter that the video is old? It's funny as hell and all of it was true when it was made, and some of it is still true. And the parts that are no longer true could easily be replaced with newer and funnier flaws in apple's product lineup.
>> [_] Anon 1046927 >># Linux isn't POSIX certified.
>> [_] Anon 1046928 >># The dock is over 8 years old.
>> [_] Anon 1046939 >># The first version released was Mac OS X Server 1.0 in 1999, and a desktop-oriented version, Mac OS X version 10.0 followed on March 24, 2001. Two things. 10.2 was the first reasonably done well OSX Secondly. If you don't think 8 years is a long time in the computer world, HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
>> [_] Anon 1046942 >># I dunno what kinda crack you're smoking, but an iMac IS a CRT display...
>> [_] Anon 1046944 Ah this reminds me of those goddamn macs back at the college library. they really didnt make it any easier to design... Only thing those macs had my pc didnt was a compact size and a usb port on the keyboard,AND ASSFUCKING MY EXTERNAL HARDRIVE LIKE A NIGGER IN A MELON FARM MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY TO EARN A BUCKET OF KFC ONLY THERE NEVER WAS ANY KFC AND THEN HE GOES BATSHIT INSANE AND WRITE ON THE SIDE OF THE BARN DERE IZ NO CHIKKINZ DERE IZ NO CHIKKINZ DERE IZ NO CHIKKINZ WATERMELON
>> [_] Anon 1046948 >># IN HIS OWN SEMEN
>> [_] Anon 1046952 As if PCs are perfect. At least Mac users get laid.
>> [_] Anon 1046955 >># /boggle
>> [_] Anon 1046958 macs suck. all the proof anyone needs that macs suck is at suregottold.com.
>> [_] Anon 1046963 >># In high school: I had Dell XPS and my friend had MacBook. One girl walk by and asked, what we are doing. Well we were coding one little school project, so we started to tell about it and because the girl was on our class she knew what the heck we were talking about. Few days later, my friend told me through IRC that he got picture of the girl and he nearly died when I told him that few days I has been fucking that girl. So Mac users don't even get laid. Myth busted!
>> [_] Anon 1046965 >># Bad luck... New iMacs don't have the handle :'<
>> [_] Anon 1046970 "And the Update symbol is hopping up and down like a Jack-Russel-FUCKING-Terrier" I lol'd pretty hard. >># No, unfortunately, but they would make excellent curling rocks
>> [_] Anon 1046980 >># you're grammer needs work >># this site is fabulous, although the writing quality (and apparent intelligence of the writers) fluctuates rapidly between excellent and terrible. still amusing though.
>> [_] Anon 1046995 macs will never be as good as PC's. If you want a perfect OS get the windows 7 RC from microsofts site, shits so cash
>> [_] Anon 1047020 If the guy who looked like the Mac guy walked in trying to get a job, compared to the Windows Guy, the Windows guy gets the job. Fucking MacFags
>> [_] Anon 1047021 >># I prefer dell.


[ZX3S0LM]http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/931437.html
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[_] [?] JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anon 931437 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 931516 this flash should always be on /f/. i love it
>> [_] Anon 931535 Loved it the first time I saw it, still love it now. BOAT ANCHOR!!!
>> [_] Anon 931594 BOAT ANCHOR


[HXQRI67]! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/926809.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 19/3 -2009 07:59:25 Ended: 19/3 -2009 12:16:29Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
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[_] [?] Anon 926809 And rage.
>> [_] Anon 926813 He has a good point. This is win material.
>> [_] Anon 926825 I like using my mac as well as my pc. The part about making shortcuts... is true and really does get to me... Some shit is nice and easy... then there are other things where you just go WTF?
>> [_] Anon 926833 Mac is the only thing that annoys me more than Doze And yet.... Even I don't get THIS fucking emotional over it. He sounds like he needs 1) a refind, and 2) a psychotherapist.
>> [_] Macymous 926839 Fuck you people, this was made in the OS 8 PPC days. Macs are intel, they or OSX, they are supreme.
>> [_] Anon 926866 The end part has been cut out. He finishes, in the original, with, "My name is Hunter Cressel," (I think), "and I cut together everything you saw tonight... on a macintosh." *Apple logo: Crash Different* "Mac killed my inner child"
>> [_] Anon 926872 >># Indeed. This is quite old. >># So you're saying you MAC became a PC. Well, there's your fix.
>> [_] Anon 926910 1. ouch kicking the monitor like that must have hurt! those things are/were heavy! 2. what he talked about reminded me of the pieces of garbage the school wanted us to use. I remember being forced to use one to type reports... yeah and they crash and we save... but guess what! they have a program on them that resets the computers hard drive to exactly what it was when the program was started so anything new is erased! also none of them had a floppy disk drive! .... even worse is when your science teacher would go around the computer lab and randomly unplug students computers....... I really dislikes junior high......
>> [_] Anon 926912 >># sorry half asleep, disliked!
>> [_] Old Tom 926949 I lol'd pretty hard. In b4 PC VS Mac faggotry.
>> [_] Anon 926951 Give that man an Oscar!


[YB0NUD2]!! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/888050.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/2 -2009 01:19:35 Ended: 3/2 -2009 12:31:59Flashes: 1 Posts: 28
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[_] [H] /r Butter Cup pussygrind game Anon 888050 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 888065 i lol'ed.
>> [_] Anon 888067 i think he just listed off every problem my old pc had
>> [_] Anon 888087 I'm gonna e-mail this to my friend who's total Mac fiend. He'll deny it with a smile on his face then cry himself to sleep.
>> [_] Anon 888091 BOAT ANCHOR
>> [_] Anon 888092 >># he'll remember this 10 year old _PARODY_ and laugh at you.
>> [_] Anon 888108 >># Butthurt macfag
>> [_] Anon 888114 >># actually i hate macs but this movie was made a by a mac user and he's taking the piss out of PC users and any PC user who doesn't realize this is sarcasm is a fucking moron
>> [_] Anon 888115 Boat anchor!
>> [_] Anon 888120 >># Of course it is. Look how he talks with his hands. Trademark Mac-user symptom. I actually have no qualms about using a Mac or a PC (it's all the same anyway), but I just hate Apple. It just seems to me, to be a shitbag of a company. They come off as control freaks. Yeah, the fucking Department of Justice sued Microsoft into only allowing trial version of it's soft ware so I have to go out and buy a damn key for $150 just so I can use my office programs but try putting any software not supported by Apple and a shitstorm of biblical proportions is unleashed upon you. To quote Red Foreman on Robot Chicken, "I'm gonna shove my foot straight up Steve Jobs' ass!"
>> [_] Anon 888138 >># Even though you can use any Mac-based programs without unleashing a shitstorm?
>> [_] Anon 888174 >># You're a Mac user aren't you? I can tell because you're a fucking moron.
>> [_] Anon 888179 Fuck all of you Linux is where it's at.
>> [_] Anon 888181 I fukkin love this.
>> [_] Anon 888196 I don't have a problem with Linux, though it's not for me. But Apple as a whole is a company that capitalizes on selling overpriced shiny failure, the pinnacle of which being the iPhone. Spoiler: THAT TECHNOLOGY ALREADY EXISTS FOR HALF THE PRICE.
>> [_] Anon 888217 OP of this >># >># Have you seen iTunes? Shitty software is shitty. What the fuck is an .afi file extension? No, if I want to use another piece of software, I should have that option. I feel like I'm using a computer made in the USSR. "In Soviet Russia, computer uses you!"
>> [_] Anon 888225 moran who cant firgure out a different OS lawl
>> [_] Anon 888231 I lol every time someone says this was made by a guy who uses a mac and is obviously a spoof, and that macs aren't that bad. At the time this film was made, macs were NOTORIOUS for these very problems, which were very real, solid complaints, and a large reason why macs get such a small percent of the market. I work with macs. I work on macs. I do not own a mac. I *build* macs. Macs from that era are pieces of shit. Software for macs from that era are pieces of shit. srsly.
>> [_] Anon 888234 I have a mac I run windows on it as my primary OS... Universe implode
>> [_] Anon 888243 Apple sucks.
>> [_] Anon 888260 I have a mac and run Windows XP, as well. I like em both. Funny thing is that I've never experienced any of these errors, on my mac end, or PC end.
>> [_] Anon 888264 Macs are for people who want to feel like they can use a computer instead of actually using a real one.
>> [_] Anon 888265 Unless you want to shut it down, that's A WHOLE NOTHER STORY
>> [_] Anon 888276 He forgot to mention the pin wheel of rainbow homosexual death.
>> [_] Anon 888291 Fuck all of you faggots /r Butter Cup pussygrind game
>> [_] Anon 888295 >># Holy shit I lol'd hard after reading the whole thread
>> [_] Anon 888366 this is what i read: WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA
>> [_] Anon 888369 Oh god, horrible memories of the pre-OSX days


[R65K410]!! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/861283.html
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[_] [L] This is why Macs are better. Anon 861283 This is why Macs are better. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 861287 90% of that applies to old versions of the OS. It's all fixed now or do i dare bring up Me
>> [_] Anon 861292 We all know ME sucked major balls. I just want Windows 2000 professional again...
>> [_] Anon 861331 >># My parents ran ME for a good couple years.
>> [_] Anon 861337 awesome
>> [_] Vyse 861339 ME the first system I have seen crash while crashing
>> [_] Anon 861345 >># YO DAWG WE HERD U LIEK WINDOWS SO WE PUT A PC IN YO PC SO YOU CAN CRASH WHILE YOU CRASH
>> [_] Anon 861377 Truth. Crybaby Mac fanatics that worship Apple like it was their god can't accept the idea that they are ever wrong. Of course even those that say that it applies to old versions will then pretend that the new one is now somehow perfect, despite the fact these are the same kind of cretins that lied and pretended that the old one back then was perfect too when it was the latest thing.
>> [_] Anon 861381 tl;dr macs are shit.
>> [_] Anon 861382 >># butthurt
>> [_] Anon 861388 >># butthurt
>> [_] Anon 861389 ghey maybe the old mac but the new macs kick anythings ass
>> [_] Super Anon 861390 >># Get the fuck out, Macfag.
>> [_] Anon 861396 >># LOL. Response already predicted. GTFO, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 861398 it's been cut short :<
>> [_] Anon 861401 Why would anyone waste money on a Mac? everything is counter intuitive, higher rates of crashing, and you just end up running every program by using a windows emulator making it even slower why not just use windows? Not to mention preinstalled Mac is much more expensive than a computer with windows preinstalled
>> [_] Anon 861425 No OS is perfect. Its just that this video is about 7-8 years old and only used for trolling. Don't make me bring up Vista. I love XP, not going to lie.
>> [_] Anon 861430 Cant stopp lafing!
>> [_] Anon 861431 Macs are just slow. The end.
>> [_] Anon 861447 I hate Macs because they are a fucking rip off. You get so much more hardware for the money if you go PC. There is a reason 90%+ of computer users have PCs. The available software/games for PCs wins hands down.
>> [_] Anon 861448 >># A rip-off of what?
>> [_] Falos !FalosJ9ma6 861450 Macfags trying so hard just screams they won't accept they're impractical. Macfags running a OS emulator is even worse denial. Don't get me wrong, plenty of the arguments against windows is true, I just prefer taking a smelly bus to walking, even if people tell me walking is what the cool kids do. Graphic work, video editing, knock yourself out. But I'll stick to my convenient XP for the task generally known as "using a fucking computer"
>> [_] Anon 861456 but noooo the top is reserved for the mighty blue apple!!
>> [_] Super Anon 861466 ITT, Macfags fail *again.*
>> [_] Anon 861492 >># PC rip off but without any choice BRB watching full HD movie from my 24" monitor using my blu ray recorder and guess what? it's cheaper than mac
>> [_] Anon 861525 today I bought internet camera it was hard to choose from over 20 good quality cameras eventually I chosen Logitech QuickCam Pro 9000 with best Carl Zeiss optics and best video quality avaible
>> [_] Anon 861537 >whole nother FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> [_] Anon 861560 >># Nice pick.
>> [_] Anon 861595 Mac & Linux > * Butthurt Winfags wont abandon sinking ship. QQ.
>> [_] Super Anon 861607 >># Spoken like a typical Macfag.
>> [_] Anon 861617 mac owners are so insecure about their "lifestyle computers" that they'll defend them even while nobody's attacking
>> [_] GiganticNigger 861621 >># butthurt
>> [_] Anon 861623 what really makes macs great is that now they can run a lot of windows programs!
>> [_] Anon 861632 >># y'know what else can run windows? FUCKING PC'S since 90% of what I care about is windows native, I'll just emulate a mac for the rare shit I want that's mac native (almost nothing.)
>> [_] Anon 861642 >># thatsthejoke.jpg Also, I don't really think Mac products suck that much, but why bother when I find PCs intuitive enough already?
>> [_] Anon 861644 >># don't you want things to pop up and disappear uselessly everytime you move your mouse?
>> [_] Anon 861650 Addition to another splendid round of the mac VS. PC argument: Alright, I can't remember where I head this "I'm a mac" "I'm a PC-- No wait, fuck you mac, I can run Crysis!". Okay this is true. Vast majority of apps + gaming = windows better for that. BUT, mac is my choice of using a computer for basic things such as browsing and the such, because it's -much, much, much- quicker than most PCs. In a way it's sort of a not ignored linux.
>> [_] Anon 861657 Holy fuck this is old.



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