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[_] Also found this John Moses Browning 3487557 281 mph was my max
>> [_] Anon 3487563 >># Hi incel this is God Himself you are going to Hell when you die.
>> [_] Anon 3487567 I remember finding a way to cheese this in middle school but I have since forgotten it. Could only get 205, can't spank the monkey like I used to
>> [_] Anon 3487598 392 but I had my mouse's sensitivity all the way up. There's a threshold where if you're going to fast it doesn't register.
>> [_] Anon 3487614 846 https://files.catbox.moe/0y1iup.png
>> [_] Anon 3487617 910 https://files.catbox.moe/hlztqw.JPG
>> [_] Anon 3487627 >># right click? it doesnt work on ruffle
>> [_] Anon 3487636 >># I remember too, It had something to do with taking the browser out of focus and dragging the mouse around the screen to the otherside, you'd get insane scores, but you cant do that now in ruffle/html5 lol OP im so glad you found this game I thought I'd never see it again haha.

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[_] Anon 3475005 This is Nariman Namazov, admin of 2ch.hk. Fight him properly, and write the result to the thread!

/ > /gg/ > Thread 24247 Age: 163.25d Health: 0% Posters: 1 Posts: 1 Replies: 0 Files: 1+2
>> Anon 87720 [IMG] Nariman Namazov.swf (259.1 KiB) 850x400, Uncompressed. 389 frames, 100 fps (00:04). Ver5, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]

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[_] My first flash admirablecrunch 3416463 First flash I ever played.
>> [_] Anon 3416476 >># Apparently you get an easter egg if you reach 200mph. But there's nothing further than that, even at 600.
>> [_] Anon 3416477 How old is this flash? It's gotta be 90s right?
>> [_] Anon 3416484 >># it plays a groovy disco beat and flashes a cool color. 1000 points to anyone who can source the song
>> [_] Anon 3416506 >># chic - good times
>> [_] Anon 3416507 >># chic -good times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er9xGRol rT4
>> [_] Anon 3416508 >># 17 seconds faster, rlly?
>> [_] Anon 3416509 >># get rekt sonny
>> [_] Anon 3416522 >># got 710 by glitching out my mouse, can confirm that there is nothing special there
>> [_] Anon 3416526 >># >># thanks mom and dad

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[_] Anon 3235921 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3235932 439
>> [_] Anon 3235934 547
>> [_] Anon 3235968 817
>> [_] Anon 3235980 514
>> [_] Anon 3235981 >># I don't believe this one.
>> [_] Anon 3235998 >># you can glitch it out and get some fast ass times i hit over 1300 a bunch of years ago, if i could figure out what i did, ill get a screencap of it or you could just youtube it, fuck it
>> [_] Anon 3236008 >># Why do you write like a child?
>> [_] Anon 3236013 http://i.imgur.com/3A7PDIY.png Lmao it's so easy to cheat
>> [_] Anon 3236048 >># >># How the hell? I can only get 500 and change by crossing the entire window to the other in a single frame.

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[_] Anon 3222097
>> [_] Anon 3222099 set mouse to 12k dpi and got >600mph
>> [_] Anon 3222101 what's more faster than going from point A to point B in a single frame? I mean when you open this in a new window and go out of boundaries from the right side and com back from the left side you only get something around 500mph
>> [_] ERE NULLΛ 3222102 http://imgur.com/a/4FHn0 Mfw mac tracking can only go so fast. Q_Q I need to get an actual mouse too.
>> [_] Anon 3222111 >># >never forget... crazymonkeygames - 2010
>> [_] Anon 3222168 537 MPH Beat that
>> [_] Anon 3222177 I got 606 mph but I cheated using right click.

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[_] smugfu 3184016
>> [_] Anon 3184020 1274. Trackpad glitch.
>> [_] Anon 3184051 Holy fucking shit. I haven't played this since the early 00s. I forgot this thing even existed. Thanks anon.
>> [_] Anon 3184096 >># 1348 CPI 6500
>> [_] Anon 3184098 nostalgia

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[_] Anon 3098596 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3098623 382 MPH best. Thank you 10,000 DPI
>> [_] Anon 3098628 548 MPH
>> [_] Anon 3098633 Whats the song when you get over 200?
>> [_] Anon 3098641 603 MPH best.
>> [_] Anon 3098751 1200 MPH Best.
>> [_] Anon 3098769 2073 MPG Bestest
>> [_] Anon 3098786 >># God damn, how old is this now? I remember playing this back when I still had Dial-up

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[_] Anon 3085807
>> [_] Anon 3085816 >># >drag mouse outside window trick doesn't work trash this swf
>> [_] Anon 3085817 >># No, it works. Got almost 400mph doing so.
>> [_] RIP Anon 3085819 508mph. Drag to edge, right click, left click on the opposite side.
>> [_] Anon 3085827 Like fine wine
>> [_] Anon 3085840 >># Clearly you are doing it all wrong /f/reind
>> [_] Anon 3085882 got 307 from a slap right up against him
>> [_] Anon 3085883 >># Got 4014 mph that way. 398 without tricks.
>> [_] Anon 3085932 >># Tried the trick, got 7896 mph. I didn't think it would go that high.
>> [_] Anon 3085945 >first hit >69 mph >close flash window, satisfied

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[_] you spanked the monkey at 420 mph!!! Anon 3066109 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3066110 I misread this as "Shank_The_Monkey.swf"
>> [_] Anon 3066115 Used to be able to right click and then left click on the other side of the monkey, then it would be ridiculously fast, but it doesn't work anymore. Adobe must have messed with how the mouse works in one of their shit updates.
>> [_] Anon 3066120 >># 2x click right mouse
>> [_] Anon 3066170 >># you can still do essentially the same thing if you embed the flash, drag to the right, take the mouse outside the frame and to the otherside
>> [_] Anon 3066186 >># i always just clicked it and held it and went to the other side
>> [_] Anon 3066282 just did 298 milles faggots

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[_] Anon 2860067 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2860070 Damn this is old.
>> [_] Anon 2860071 is this related to the slap your bitch .swf
>> [_] Anon 2860074 >># If you simultaneously spank the monkey.
>> [_] Anon 2860223 http://gyazo.com/19aaf5671ea5afaf06b04e3 daaf3ad0b eZ
>> [_] Anon 2860228 I like the music that plays when I slap that little niggah at 300 mph
>> [_] Anon 2860265 >># le bdsm memes XD Grow the fuck up, newshit.
>> [_] Anon 2860272 271mph BITCHES
>> [_] Anon 2860273 363 mph COME AT ME BRO
>> [_] SLAP MASTER 2860275 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># http://imgur.com/T0WnTKX

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[_] Anon 2777028 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2777033 377 beat that nerds
>> [_] Anon 2777035 >get 600mph >increase dpi for kicks >can't break 300
>> [_] Anon 2777041 >># close at 317, not even trying
>> [_] Anon 2777043 >Hold down on the hand >Drag it all the way to the right side of the screen >Maneuver mouse, while still holding down, around window to the other side >Move mouse back into window I did this, and couldn't get any higher than 528. I wonder if that number changes per computer.
>> [_] Anon 2777047 >># 617 by this method
>> [_] Anon 2777049 >># 386 get fucked
>> [_] Anon 2777050 >># >># 499 the 2nd time around
>> [_] Anon 2777061 i remember this shit good days
>> [_] Anon 2777196 http://puu.sh/hJ9E4/4a6326b62e.png
>> [_] Anon 2777202 >># I did the exact same thing and got 531, I think if you maneuver the mouse into the exact middle height wise it does more
>> [_] Anon 2777203 >># Nice
>> [_] Anon 2777221 >># I remember this game from many many years ago. Discovered this method as well. Just got 770.
>> [_] Anon 2777257 I remember playing this game years before I even knew what "Spanking the monkey" meant

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[_] Anon 2417852 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2417856 oh fuck this, madness combat, and interactive buddy was my shit
>> [_] Anon 2417869 >># i remember seeing this on albinoblacksheep. those were the days...
>> [_] Anon 2417873 i nostalgia-ed so hard i got a nosebleed and passed out from spanking the monkey at over 200 mph...
>> [_] Anon 2417874 >># Dat Jam
>> [_] Anon 2417875 372 get on my level ): i cheated though
>> [_] Anon 2417878 >># 542, but I cheated too.
>> [_] Anon 2417881 690.
>> [_] Anon 2417902 832 mph
>> [_] Anon 2417927 250, can't even get close again though.
>> [_] Anon 2417943 groovy music
>> [_] Anon 2417947 415mph..... at 5600dpi
>> [_] Anon 2417985 lowest: 51mph
>> [_] Anon 2418055 fullscreen:around 50 super thing screen: 420 i remember being able to drag the mouse off screen to the right then bringing it around left and re-entering to the left to get ridiculous scores but it's not working.

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[_] Anon 1789002
>> [_] Anon 1789014 303 cant be fucked to try any more
>> [_] Anon 1789017 844 like a bitch
>> [_] Anon 1789042 8047 Tip: bring the hand to the right, hold it there with a right click.
>> [_] Anon 1789047 499 is as high as I can get...
>> [_] Anon 1789066 >># People always have to give away all the internet's secrets.
>> [_] Anon 1789079 440, meh
>> [_] Anon 1789084 511 Without cheating 1000+ with cheat. More like, I don't want to know how it'd feel if I slapped a bitch at 500 mph with my hands, cuz they fukken huge. Jesus. Bitch would be dead.
>> [_] Anon 1789118 Anyone know the song?
>> [_] Anon 1789248 >># xzibit - just maintain congratulatory music is chic - good times

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[_] [G] Anon 1538740 Take you to the past. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1538778 Sauce on music after hitting 200MPH+?
>> [_] Anon 1538783 >grab hand >right click and hold >drag cursor past monkey >right click again >400+ MPH
>> [_] Anon 1538790 >># Good Times by Chic The original bass line is from Rapper's Delight though.
>> [_] Anon 1538832 >># lmao 2455 MPH My Dicks on Fire!
>> [_] Anon 1538845 8371 mph, i think back to when i could only do 1024x768 and my high score then was only 400 :/
>> [_] Anon 1538934 6560 mph

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[_] [G] Oldschool is Goodschool NostalgiaGuy !N7DVv.HogQ 1241382 I remember this game from like 5th grade, lol. Sinking back into that comfortable past on the internet yet?
>> [_] Anon 1241384 495 mph
>> [_] Anon 1241385 573 mph
>> [_] NostalgiaGuy !N7DVv.HogQ 1241387 do you remember how to cheat? slowly drag it to one side of the box until your mouse is no longer in the box, dont let go of the drag, and move AROUND the box until you go on the other side. then put the mouse back in the box on the very opposite edge, and the hand freaks out to get to where your mouse really is. speeds in excess of 750, lol
>> [_] Anon 1241393 696mph.
>> [_] Anon 1241395 http://img404.yfrog.com/img404/6779/pict ure1ae.png Didn't cheat.
>> [_] Anon 1241398 269 mph
>> [_] Anon 1241442 What, that's it? I got 8,075MPH on my first go, losers. Sure, I cheated, but I got ten times the score as all you other cheaters.
>> [_] Anon 1241460 420... fuckyeah.
>> [_] Anon 1241462 333 noncheat my best
>> [_] Anon 1241482 413 best also /r/ing song

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[_] [G] Slap da monky Anon 1050684 /r/ song btw Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] VAGETA VAGETA. 1050688 517 MPH!!!! You fags beat that and your a fucking lier.
>> [_] Always staying positive !vXphELxQDI 1050699 794 here. http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/161/8 6677057.png
>> [_] Anon 1050702 oh yah i rememba dis shit... easy trick is to just drag outside to the right then go around to the left and re enter the screen. easy 1000 + pts
>> [_] Anon 1050708 847 by right-clicking and then clicking the other edge.
>> [_] Anon 1050709 8402 mph. 1 left click and hold on hand. 2 drag to right side of screen. 3 while continuing to hold left-click, right-click. 4 still holding left-click, move the cursor to the far left side of the screen 5 let go of left-click 6 left-click again
>> [_] Anon 1050717 i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
>> [_] Anon 1050787 wuts teh song name
>> [_] Anon 1050792 christ, first try 392mph, I am not about to try for more.
>> [_] Anon 1050796 Someone upload the Pimp-slap a Ho version of this.
>> [_] Always staying positive !vXphELxQDI 1050802 >># Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight
>> [_] Anon 1050847 >># 8402 my ass. i cant get passed 2k.
>> [_] Anon 1050854 >># >># 8433. Suck it http://i26.tinypic.com/28mo8le.png
>> [_] Anon 1050942 >># >># i don't understand this. when i try this, i get 850, tops.
>> [_] Anon 1050957 If you press H while you hit the monkey you'll always get 690mph