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File: surgeon_sim.swf-(1.35 MB, 760x535, Game)
[_] everything you need to know before performing a knee surgery Anon 3307308 after succesful playing of this flash, you'll obtain a knee surgery certification to your home adress good luck
>> [_] Anon 3307318 hahaha, wtf. just so fucking random
>> [_] Anon 3307353 Are you sure this is your first total knee replacement? loled
File: surgeon_sim.swf-(1.35 MB, 760x535, Porn)
[_] more Infoporn Anon 3207981 get your wieners ready
>> [_] Anon 3207991 holy shit i almost threw up when the metal rod was inserted all the fucking way up into the femur
>> [_] Anon 3208019 >have to choose between stapler or suture UMMM UMMMMMMMMMMM
>> [_] Anon 3208034 This was probably the most curious and interesting thing I've seen on this sub. Thanks mate.
>> [_] Anon 3208047 When you had to drill into the femur my knee started to feel weird.
>> [_] Anon 3208055 this was fucking cool
>> [_] Anon 3208061 >># >start drilling aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA
>> [_] Anon 3208065 >># >sub
>> [_] Anon 3208076 Knee surgery is more akin to carpentry than medicine.
>> [_] Anon 3208078 >># The fact that playing a flash game is part of my doctor's training makes me pretty nervous.
>> [_] Anon 3208099 nico nico nii surgery
File: surgeon_sim.swf-(1.35 MB, 760x535, Game)
[_] Elsa's knee got fucked up! Anon 3191500 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3191522 thatll be $50,000
>> [_] Anon 3191534 >># Obama'll take care of that thank you very much
>> [_] Anon 3191541 wow I actually learned some stuff
>> [_] Anon 3191548 >># I actually had to complete this before we took a school trip to COSI when I was a kid. Weird.
>> [_] Anon 3191570 holy shit, blast from the past
>> [_] Anon 3191573 AAAAAA FUCK YOU NOOOOO WHYWHYWHYYYYY THE KNEEEEE WHY THE KNEE OUT OF ALL THINGS FUUUUUCK THIS MAKES ME CRINGE THE KNEE LE KNE LE KNEE AAAAAAAAAA
>> [_] Anon 3191581 Thank you this was a really fun experience :D
>> [_] Anon 3191621 This is what happened to my knee.
File: surgeon_sim.swf-(1.35 MB, 760x535, Game)
[_] so you'd like to become a surgeon Anon 3124572 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3124631 >># YES THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THISSSSSS OP YOU ARE NOT A FAGGOT DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS OR TELLS YOU. YOU ARE THE BEST
>> [_] Anon 3124640 >># i remember playing this years ago, its still as good as it was then. thanks op
>> [_] Anon 3124662 I'd love to see more in this series.
>> [_] Anon 3124666 >># Thank you OP
>> [_] Anon 3124670 Yep.... squeemish just going thru this. Never be in the medial field. I'm ok with this.
>> [_] Anon 3124697 Step it up senpai, don't allow your fears to hinder you from achieving lots of cash munnies
>> [_] Anon 3124729 Gave me the Jibblies when sawing on the bones. Oof.
>> [_] Anon 3124740 not enough blood and removing of fat tissue
>> [_] Anon 3124763 The production value of this flash is pretty high. This is not easy to make.
>> [_] Anon 3124780 I've had knee surgery and I'm okay with this.
>> [_] Anon 3124781 >># To be fair, blood suction is usually done by the nurses/assistants. And in the muscle area there really shouldnt be too much as long as no mistakes are made. agree with you on the fatty tissue though
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 3124826 I remember the first times this got posted. Soooo many nopes.
File: Medicial school - test.swf-(1.35 MB, 760x535, Game)
[_] Anon 2366706 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2366721 >># the end of the game where he keeps moving his mouth and babbles silently. fuckinghilarious
>> [_] Anon 2366752 I drew penises all over that guys leg. I could never be a surgeon.
>> [_] Anon 2366776 Well. Now I know more about knee surgery than I did before. Cringe-inducing -- I don't think I could get past the cutting of bone, even if the end result is greatly improved patient health. Then again, I can't stand the feeling of getting my teeth drilled, either. Or the smell...
>> [_] Anon 2366783 How about some virtual labioplasty if you know what I mean?
>> [_] Anon 2366786 >># I can only find one for a vaginectomy. Hold on downloading now and will upload when done..
>> [_] Anon 2366830 >Spending thousands in medical schools for years just to become a doctor >spend 10mins on a video for free and now I'm qualified to do knee surgery kek
>> [_] Anon 2366836 >># he knows how fucked up a job we did, he just knows
File: Medicial school - test.swf-(1.35 MB, 760x535, Game)
[_] virtual knee surgery simulator Anon 2284315 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2284326 yeah no...this shit is even below the basics of the basics. A CNA could pull this shit off.
>> [_] Anon 2284329 Jesus I can't handle it. I just... I can't.
>> [_] Anon 2284334 k now I'm ready for the real surgery
>> [_] Anon 2284353 >drilling sound Nope, I'm done.
>> [_] Anon 2284357 >bone saw NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>> [_] Anon 2284358 IM CONFIDENT PUT ME IN DOC
>> [_] Anon 2284363 >Are you sure this is your first total knee replacement? Nope, caught me. This is my 172nd.
>> [_] Dongolev 2284365 I find this flash really interesting for people with little medical knowledge, like myself. Pretty cool and informative
>> [_] Anon 2284371 Why isn't the bone gushing blood when it's getting fucking sawed off?
>> [_] Anon 2284377 goddamn i remember this from like 3rd-4th grade... SOURCE IS EDHEADS.ORG
>> [_] Anon 2284379 I drew a dick on his knee. huehuehuehuehue
>> [_] Anon 2284388 If someone was standing there explaining to the surgeon how to operate on my knee, i would freak the fuck out.
>> [_] Anon 2284389 >># Limited blood flow because of tourniquet. Also, there are very few blood vessels in the bone.
>> [_] Anon 2284390 >># Came here to check if anybody else did it, I am happy.
>> [_] Anon 2284391 I enjoyed that, although i wish they wouldn't have explained it to me, and just let me have at it and see how it turned out. That would have been much more entertaining.
>> [_] Anon 2284392 >># tourniquet
>> [_] Dongolev 2284393 >># >># I wrote out "Dongs"
>> [_] Anon 2284395 >># >few blood vessels in the bone >bone >site of RBC production >few blood vessels
>> [_] Anon 2284396 >># What about the bone marrow that makes blood cells?
>> [_] Anon 2284397 >># RBC production takes place in (amongst other places) in the bone marrow, not the cortical bone.
>> [_] Anon 2284408 >># greentext retard
>> [_] Anon 2284411 >># I wrote shat lol
>> [_] Anon 2284413 *WHEW!* I made it! Doc says teh patient will be in the hospital 3 days to recover... do I need to start this flash again to do anything else? I don't want that poor old guy to have any complications, but I might be busy on Wednesday
>> [_] Anon 2284440 >># >># >># I drew a dick that was jizzing on his leg. Pubes and everything.
>> [_] Anon 2284445 >># mah nigga
>> [_] Anonymoose 2284451 >># Are you me?
>> [_] Anon 2284453 I drew twilight sparkle on that nigga's leg. I think he'll really appreciate it when he comes to.
>> [_] Anon 2284454 >># >Not Sunbutt topkek
>> [_] Anon 2284456 Dear knees, please don't explode on us. From rest of body.
>> [_] Anon 2284457 >"which knee needs surgery?" >choose right knee >"sorry, no fun allowed"
>> [_] Anon 2284458 Remind me to never get knee replacement surgery, that shit is terrifying.
>> [_] how can shit be so easy Me 2284460 Why im dooing this lousy job - doing knees is way easier...
>> [_] Anon 2284477 >># You. I like you.
>> [_] Anon 2284485 Well, that wasn't so hard. I imagine the actually cutting things accurately part is harder to do than remembering steps, which can be written down.
>> [_] Anon 2284517 >># I wrote cock
>> [_] Anon 2284523 I remember doing this in woodshop in middle school. And I haven't the faintest idea why.
>> [_] oph !SqEDOid1Hg 2284526 >># Every fucking kid probably did this flash
>> [_] Anon 2284533 >># In woodshop?
>> [_] Anon 2284541 >># haha, same i thought i wouldn't get through all of that. I'm a real pussy about this shit but my curiosity out did my fear
File: Surgeon Sim - Knee Replacement.swf-(1.35 MB, 760x535, Game)
[_] learning experience Anon 2254563
>> [_] Anon 2254574 I immediately drew a dick.
>> [_] Anon 2254589 >># dickmind
>> [_] Anon 2254601 >can't immediately start fucking with the drill or scalpel What kind of bullshit is this
>> [_] Might be Quality Hentai 2254603 >># you can't not
>> [_] Anon 2254613 Oh fuck, I remember this shit from health science class back in high school. Thanks for the nostalgia, OP.
>> [_] Anon 2254615 >># why use 2 contractions?
>> [_] Anon 2254626 >># you mean a double negative? Also, I got nauseous at the bone saw part. Holy shit; hammering into and then sawing off bone.. Sounds painful.
>> [_] Anon 2254627 I wasn't expecting to find anything educational on a friday night on /f/. Well done OP.
>> [_] Anon 2254646 >># hence the gas. nigger did you even pay attention?
>> [_] Anon 2254666 This was cool
>> [_] Anon 2254670 >># I don't think he was talking about the patient, just in general. I felt it too at the bone drill part.
>> [_] Anon 2254671 The anesthetic is for >Numbing pain >Making the patient happy >Making the patient forget about surgery >... >Making the patient forget about surgery Ok, now I'm brutally fucking scared of surgery
>> [_] louise !hHgAz2jbpw 2254678 Man I saw this shit in middle school
>> [_] Anon 2254680 I wanted to do it nope can't handle it ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2254684 >># Most IV sedation stuff is an amnesiac, so yea you won't remember what happens when the drug is taking effect. Usually what happens is the doctor gives you the whole "you're going to be feeling relaxed" or "count down from 100" and like 5-20 seconds after he starts talking you lose consciousness and next thing you remember is waking up in recovery.
>> [_] Anon 2254685 Oh god, I cringed That was cool as fuck though, not gonna lie
>> [_] Anon 2254690 Ha ha, this reminds me of that one time this old dude tripped his ass down the escalators at a local mall and his leg was caught on something so it got janked backwards and his knee tore open, there was bits of flesh stuck in the escalator and shit. Legs look fucking strange from the inside and out, at least until the blood caught up and started spurting everywhere. I imagine it dripping into the machinery in the escalator, must have been one pissed off janitor having to clean that shit out. Anyway, this was pretty chill, I was expecting another gay unfunny meme halfway through it, thank you for not being a complete cock-knocker when submitting flashes.
>> [_] Anon 2254694 that was pretty cool I feel like I could do a knee replacement now
>> [_] Anon 2254695 >># They actually call in viscera clean up guys to collect all human tissue
>> [_] Anon 2254697 Wait wait wait. So people are awake during surgery, they're just given drugs so that they forget it? Holy shit
>> [_] Anon 2254718 >># Yep. Some people don't forget it for some reason, and remember feeling everything that's done to them. They're still paralyzed, just they can't do anything about it. They just have the lie there and endure torture for a few hours.
>> [_] Anon 2254722 i quit halfway. >he'll wake up to half an open knee with holes drilled in it lel.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2254724 >all these people trying to scare other away from surgery Jeez, you guys are goddamn dickheads. I've had 2 surgeries on my spine done in quick succession (1 weeks apart), both lasting around 7 hours. They even woke me uo during the second surgery to check that they didn't fuck up any nerves or anything. Basically, they explained to me how I will be woken up and will have to move my feet a little bit so that they can make sure it works alright. And the best part? I don't remember any of it at all. Apart from the painful recovery that took me a few weeks, it wasn't a bad experience at all. Oh, and during any serious surgery they MAKE SURE that you're not awake. Srs.
>> [_] Anon 2254728 NIPPLE KNEE SURGERY
>> [_] Anon 2254730 >># I felt that temporarily with eye surgery. I had 3 done, and that 3rd will be my last. The reality didnt really set in till I broke a bone in high school. They used morphene while they were bending my bone back in place. I was thinking how horrific it is to be tricked into a sense of well being with drugs. Even for regular doctors visits, the sight of these sterile environments is enough to induce panic in me.
File: simulator.swf-(1.35 MB, 760x535, Other)
[_] It's not that hard, you want to let me practice on you? Anon 2133337 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2133373 Jesus christ how horrifying
>> [_] Anon 2133389 This shit is educational as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2133390 >Please turn up your speakers or plug in headphones Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah no
>> [_] Anon 2133396 HOLY FUCK I'M LEARNING
>> [_] Anon 2133406 this is actually interesting. are there any others like it? where does it come from?
>> [_] Anon 2133415 >># Don't worry, it's safe, I went through, you'll need to turn down the volume a bit cuz he talks loud but that's about it.
>> [_] Anon 2133418 i took an arrow
>> [_] Anon 2133430 his lips keep moving when you finish. What's he mumbling...?
>> [_] Anon 2133440 now imagine a drill spinning under you fucking knee i wonder how people discovery those techniques "oh well, let's drill those bones and see what happens"
>> [_] Anon 2133444 >># we try them on animals first, usually
>> [_] Anon 2133445 Yo, I just learned something useful on 4chan for once.
>> [_] Anon 2133446 >># that does not help that much...
>> [_] Anon 2133448 >># you sold coke >># he sold coke. I sold coke, we all sold dope
>> [_] Anon 2133449 Super neat 10/10 and saved
>> [_] Anon 2133451 >># can you save this, or do these 404 eventually?
>> [_] Anon 2133452 Fuck this! I don't want to be a surgeon!
>> [_] Anon 2133453 >># Save the flash?
>> [_] Anon 2133454 >># open the flash Go to file -> Save Page as...
>> [_] Anon 2133455 and the moral is : kids, don't fuck up your knees, because even if you have one nice health care, they will put cement, plastic and metal in you, and you will never have the same mobility as you used to have. NEVER
>> [_] Anon 2133458 RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD
>> [_] Anon 2133459 >># We're getting better though. Soon cyberknees will be better than any normal knee could hope for.
>> [_] Anon 2133460 >># My knees are augmented.
>> [_] Anon 2133461 >># Yea the flash >># Excuse my um ignorance... would that be a .swf file?
>> [_] Anon 2133464 Almost like Trauma Center
>> [_] Anon 2133465 I did it! Now that guard can be an adventurer again and live out his dreams.
>> [_] Anon 2133467 >># Yes
>> [_] Anon 2133480 next week : how to successfully exchange a dying human heart with a brand new one from a pig
>> [_] Anon 2133481 He just cut up that man's leg bones like they were nothing. And he smiled the whole time. I need to get away from here. Far away!
>> [_] Anon 2133489 >># Admit it, if it weren't for people that had nothing against sawing the bones and cutting the flesh of humans we'd be in deep shit trying to save lives.
>> [_] Anon 2133491 Are you sure this is your first total knee surgery???
>> [_] Anon 2133494 jesus... why was getting flash player offline so annoying.n dskjvnd rlkfnbas lkhvb hkbvlh fl bda lkhfa ln
>> [_] Anon 2133503 oh shit , am a fucking doctor now.
>> [_] Anon 2133513 >># just open the .swf file with your web browser
>> [_] Anon 2133514 >># nigga what?
>> [_] Anon 2133518 >># I dun seen niggas change on me for a little favor.
>> [_] Anon 2133527 >># Would you rather surgical teams be puking and crying or stone-faced and confident?
File: knee surgery sim.swf-(1.35 MB, 760x535, Game)
[_] Anon 2047783 skip med school, get money Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2047815 I hate that feeling after surgery where you think the procedure was a failure but like a year later you realized it worked.
>> [_] Anon 2047820 >># Never had that problem. Sorry anon. All my parts are still original thankfully.
>> [_] Anon 2047878 "if the patient's vital signs are not in the normal range, we will not proceed with the surgery." poor bastard has been waiting for six months.
>> [_] Anon 2047882 I wrote penis on his leg. :3
>> [_] Anon 2047889 >># I drew a swastika and a waffen ss skull
>> [_] Anon 2047891 I tried, but I can't fap to this.
>> [_] Anon 2047897 Fuck, my knee is hurting now
>> [_] Anon 2047975 This is the worst gore I have ever seen on /f/ >># >># I drew a naked chick on his nee and labeled it slut. >># Myst try harder
>> [_] Anon 2047993 There's one where you can put rods in a persons head to help with parkinsons. One section asks for you to draw all over her fucking head, it was at that point I spent a full hour doodling random shit. This was like 3 years ago.
>> [_] Anon 2047998 This is fucking interesting. Fuck the hentai games and all that shit.
>> [_] Anon 2048003 >># http://www.surgery-games.org/deep-brain- stimulation-virtual-brain-surgery/
>> [_] Anon 2048017 >># who says we need med school
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>> Virtual Knee Surgery 2.0 6110 Virtual Knee Surgery 2.0 Hello [IMG] game.swf (1.36 MiB) 760x535, Compressed. 5963 frames, 18 fps (05:31). Ver7, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video:
File: Surgeon Sim.swf-(1.35 MB, Game)
[_] lrn2surgery Anon 1907759 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1907762 >drew a penis on his leg and wrote "ur a faget"
>> [_] Anon 1907771 The skeleton was in his body the whole time THE WHOLE TIME
>> [_] Anon 1907772 He's 76. The cost to benefit analysis indicates that it would be more financially prudent to proceed with end of life counseling and reallocate the funds for surgery to another patient.
>> [_] Anon 1907777 >># Are you me.
>> [_] Anon 1907786 It's all fun and games until YOU SAW THE MAN'S KNEECAP IN PEICES.
>> [_] Anon 1907801 Grabbed my knee about 10 times when they started hacking bone off.
>> [_] Anon 1907812 >staples set off airport security Still laughing.
>> [_] Anon 1907859 >># im with you man.... and i actually had total knee replacement
>> [_] Anon 1907860 I like how you can cut and uncut by dragging the scalpel up and down. Oh physics. Awesome flash though
>> [_] Anon 1907877 We live in the fucking future.
>> [_] Anon 1907896 >># wrote nigger on his knee
>> [_] Anon 1907926 I feel ready to test out my new knowledge. Time to find a volunteer...
>> [_] Anon 1907933 KI remember this flash from like four years ago. Ah, good times.
>> [_] Anon 1907936 did that too
>> [_] ImmortalMarshmallon !!SD7g4FRZbeW 1907938 >># same
File: fucking knee surgery.swf-(1.35 MB, Game)
[_] GET THE FUCK IN HERE! Anon 1797605 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1797643 And everyone things surgery is hard! LOL YEAH RIGHT!
>> [_] Anon 1797653 "Nope" "Nope" "Nooo" "Nope" "Outstanding" Fuck yes nailed it
>> [_] Anon 1797655 >Not drawing black people tattoos whenever you get to use the pencil
>> [_] Anon 1797658 I can watch dogs being set on fire qithout cringing but dem bonesaw noises ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1797664 I dry heaved a few times.
>> [_] Anon 1797673 I just saved this bitches life. Bitches love lives.
>> [_] Anon 1797682 This was surprisingly interesting
>> [_] Anon 1797683 oh christ. They give you a drug so you can't move, and a drug to make you forget the whole surgery. They don't give you a drug to numb pain. You lay there and feel them putting your leg to sleep. You can feel them cutting through your bone, but then when you "wake up" you can't remember it. It's like the dreams you have every night that never even make it out of short term memory.
>> [_] Anon 1797686 I got to when you have to drill into the poor guys femur and then they shove a fucking foot long steel rod into it what the fuck
>> [_] PumpkingJack !!7FKg4hB5KDB 1797689 >># I had shoulder surgery and can confirm this.
>> [_] Anon 1797698 >># >># ...Is there any way to prove that you weren't just dreaming that you felt the pain?
>> [_] Anon 1797699 >># There's so much wrong with that from a medical viewpoint that it's funny
>> [_] Anon 1797700 OH FUCK I REMEMBER THIS FROM LIKE FOREVER AGO
>> [_] Anon 1797710 i...i guess im a doctor
>> [_] noko Anon 1797718 lip sync detected! I'm a mother fucking knee surgeon, now to set-up a small clinic in some 3rd world country and rake in the cash.
>> [_] Anon 1797719 holy fuck I did this in my 7th grade health class
>> [_] Anon 1797725 >># Can you explain then cause reading what that quiz said scared me. My back is fucked up and surgery has always freaked me out because I get sleep paralysis sometimes. My doctor said it would be inevitable though.
>> [_] Anon 1797726 time to help people! i am a certified knee surgeon!
>> [_] Anon 1797757 I have created the world's first bionic man.
>> [_] Anon 1797758 Let's do an appendectomy next!
>> [_] Anon 1797762 At first I wanted to stop and jerk off. But then I became a fucking surgeon!
>> [_] Anon 1797766 >># I came.
File: Medicial school - test.swf-(1.35 MB, Game)
[_] Interesting and accurate shit, dawg. Anon 1730603 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1730615 >># Where'd you get this? And are there more?
>> [_] Anon 1730617 This was actually very well done, and explained easily. I have had both knees replaced, as has my father, and this was incredibly accurate.
>> [_] Anon 1730621 Wow, that was really interesting and fun.
>> [_] Anon 1730627 I never was aware that this is what happens for a replacement. Wonder how they do a partial. What's more. Still brings about the question- Who the hell thought of this as a method of treatment? (Granted, it works, but. Goddamn.)
>> [_] Anon 1730631 Educational!
>> [_] Anon 1730638 More of these is available on the edheards.org site Like virtual aortic aneurysm surgery http://edheads.org/activities/aortic/swf /index.htm
>> [_] Anon 1730640 i drew a cock and balls on his knee
>> [_] Anon 1730643 >># I wouldn't be surprised if everyone did.
>> [_] Anon 1730644 BLAST FROM THE PAST. thx OP
>> [_] Anon 1730645 >># I wrote ASS
>> [_] Anon 1730646 That was pretty interesting probably a great learning technique.
>> [_] Anon 1730653 >># i wrote my initials. feeling pretty lame now.
>> [_] Anon 1730658 >># >># AISHD DREWW A CIRRRRRRRCLE
>> [_] Anon 1730659 Whoa
>> [_] Anon 1730662 i feel sick after watching the bone........
>> [_] Anon 1730665 >># It may look a little gruesome in real life, but all they did was inserting a few components to allow knee movement. Not much to be surprised about. >># I wrote my username initials. Felling a bit... indifferent now.
>> [_] Anon 1730666 This was very cool! (I wrote my real initials, bro)
>> [_] Anon 1730677 >># Leslie Shiers developed it first in 1954, and the procedure has evolved since then. Wiki knee replacement if you really want to know more about it.
>> [_] Anon 1730686 OP here, if I remember correctly, there's brain surgery, hip replacement, some crap about stem cells, real interesting shit. http://www.edheads.org/ (go to activities)
>> [_] POWER!!! 1730707 so if i got all these right on the first try, am i a doc now
>> [_] Anon 1730728 Nope,Nope,Nope,GREAT! If I have been a good participant on the surgery, I never want to get any kind of surgery, for I fear what is average or bad participant.
>> [_] Anon 1730729 >># Just for the record, so did I.
>> [_] Anon 1730738 I've been a great help YEYYY
>> [_] Anon 1730757 good thing there are smart people in this world, if there was only durps like me, we would've all died by now....
>> [_] Anon 1730759 What the hell, something INTERESTING on /f/!?!
File[Medicial school - test.swf] - (1.35 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1693660 knee replacement simulation for medical school alright who passed aced this test?
>> [_] Anon 1693671 I can't believe I actually sat through that. The only semi-difficult question was the last. Welp, at least it made me want to play Trauma Center again.
>> [_] Anon 1693673 Lol I sat through that while drunk as shit on tequila looks like I am a medical doctor for soccer players in juarez Wish me luck!
>> [_] Anon 1693675 Who else wrote a dick on his knees?
>> [_] Anon 1693677 >># I wrote nigger
>> [_] Anon 1693715 That was pretty damn interesting.
>> [_] Anon 1693723 I cringed at the cutting parts
>> [_] Anon 1693729 >># >dat part where he drives the pin the whole fucking way into the bone of his leg
>> [_] Anon 1693734 Dang, are there more of these games out? This got pretty damn interested!
>> [_] Anon 1693744 >># seconded. id love to have another educational simulation flash like this
>> [_] Anon 1693752 anybody else have the doctor talking but no words coming out at the end. kinda creepy, just moving his mouth there
>> [_] Anon 1693760 I tried to kill the guy. It didn't work.
>> [_] Anon 1693770 You can't mess up. The doctor's just like "nope". This is disappointing.
>> [_] Anon 1693779 Glad I still remember the bones from kinesiology. >yfw after getting a good look at that exposed bone.
>> [_] Anon 1693809 In case you were wondering on the source, edheads.org
>> [_] Anon 1693814 This was appalling, look how much natural tissue was discarded, you'd think they could have removed the cartiledge and bonded teflon coated plates instead. Also, what happened to the joint lube sac (bursa) we just don't use those anymore?
>> [_] Anon 1693826 Not again. I've already went through this once, and don't remember a single thing from it.
>> [_] Anon 1693827 I'm surprised at how much bone is cut away.
>> [_] Anon 1693835 I just love how he goes nope every 5th second (and I take every wrong option first) and move even after what I would call unorthodox ways of handling of tools and patients limb, he is so amazed of the performance that he calls it first rate job... I think he was traumatized and just couldn't think clearly anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1693836 oh i've played this! Wish there were more o-o was interesting
File[Surgeon Sim.swf] - (1.35 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1575469 Medical! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1575512 Thanks Anon this was very interesting!!!
>> [_] Lord of the Anons 1575533 I know can perform knee replacements
>> [_] Anon 1575534 Are there any more of these?
>> [_] Anon 1575535 I have assisted in dozens of these as a surgical nurse, this is really a good flash. I have never seen one of these go this smoothly, and there is a lot of Art to proper knee sculpting, but this is still really good.
>> [_] Anon 1575569 >># Me too; I have assisted in dozens of these as a horse, this is really a good flash.
>> [_] Anon 1575570 >># Me too; I have assisted in dozens of these as a surgical horse, this is really a good flash. But damn these hooves make it pretty tricky.
>> [_] Anon 1575587 cool!
>> [_] Anon 1575592 Scalpel goes down, leg opens. Scalpel goes up, leg closes. Answer every question wrong and operate with the finesse of an Alzheimer's patient, get complimented.
>> [_] Anon 1575650 Good so now I can replace my knee all by my self
>> [_] Anon 1575694 Not a game, nor a simulation. It switches between pop-quiz and "wait for them to click where we tell them." Anyone have any games that are actually interactive?
>> [_] Anon 1575735 Ewwwwwwwwww
>> [_] Anon 1575754 Im a medic student Oh god am i going to saw bones? i can only imagine the fucking noise oh god, and the way you have to test the goddamn knee holy jesus it jgets out of the fukcing skin oh my jesus fuck My body is barely ready
>> [_] Anon 1575762 i wrote nigger on his knee then drew a penis while answering every question wrong the proceeded to become a sculptor!
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[_] [G] Anon 1569203 Arm yourself with knowledge!
>> [_] Anon 1569313 intredassing
>> [_] Anon 1569314 lol I chopped her leg off
>> [_] Anon 1569362 This is my one phobia.... Blegh.
>> [_] Anon 1569367 Drawing a dick with the marker is always fun.
>> [_] Anon 1569386 THIS IS AMAZING
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[_] [G] Doctor! Come quick! Anon 1448288 Weird mods on /f/ deleting the Watchmen.swf that was uploaded not even an hour ago. But fuck them, have some more surgery Anon. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1448308 why did i do that?
>> [_] Anon 1448309 >># you tell me, was it the "mootnews" thing or what?
>> [_] Anon 1448313 How do i botch surgery?
>> [_] Anon 1448315 I drew a dick on his leg :D
>> [_] Anon 1448319 i'm a fucking doctor now
>> [_] Anon 1448320 "People average about five thousand steps per day." what
>> [_] Anon 1448326 >># He's talking about healthy people, not lazy americans.
>> [_] Anon 1448327 Fucking doctors are brutal. I am not a doctor and I am not a fan of medical shit. They just cut like the fucking bone and drilled into it and smashed nails into it.
>> [_] Anon 1448389 That is some pretty fucking intense surgery. Remind me never to get arthritis.
>> [_] Anon 1448396 >># I did too and now i can't stop laughing
>> [_] Anon 1448401 Aside from this one and the hip are there any more? These are great and remind me of med school.
>> [_] Anon 1448409 what
>> [_] Anon 1448411 I like how you nick the leg with the bone saw, you can see a red mark where you sliced some tissue. Accurate portrayl. I'm concerned about how my tutor just mumbles silently to himself when the lesson is over
>> [_] Anon 1448412 >put in the trial components >NOW REMOVE THEM AND PUT IN THIS GLUE nope
>> [_] Anon 1448417 >># What's the problem, internet doctor?
>> [_] Anon 1448425 >># there are more. but i dont think more than these two have had their "steal protecion" removed from them
>> [_] Anon 1448427 >># Actually, you have to walk 10000 steps a day before it can be considered healthy. Most people walk around 5000.
>> [_] Anon 1448456 oh, the doctor came alright. I came indeed.
>> [_] Anon 1448476 >># according to my pedometer i walk about 17 thousand at work. and im a 'lazy american'
>> [_] Anon 1448571 >># more like "pedo-meter"
>> [_] Anon 1448593 >># lol..
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>> [_] Anon 1361167 I stapled the knee even though I knew anybody would prefer it to be sutured.
>> [_] Anon 1361181 where are more games like this?
>> [_] Anon 1361182 >># Me too man Fuck sutures
>> [_] Anon 1361186 Not really a game, but kind of interesting. Also at the end he does the talking animation forever without saying anything which is mildly amusing.
>> [_] Anon 1361188 STAPLE THAT BITCH THE FUCK UP!.. Everyone knows that woulds with staples look far cool I mean that patient WILL be getting laid
>> [_] Anon 1361228 >># Try Life & Death. Kill your patients with your choice of a hundred different medical tools and get yelled at by your boss
>> [_] Anon 1361240 I fainted
>> [_] Anon 1361248 why did i play this all the way through
>> [_] Anon 1361255 it's like trauma center!
>> [_] Anon 1361349 My knees hurt
>> [_] Anon 1361356 i'm learning shit!
>> [_] Anon 1361366 >># But less on the Crazy.
>> [_] Anon 1361396 "COSI surgical suite program". What's a COSI?
>> [_] Anon 1361426 >># this http://www.getcosi.com/ or this? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115951/
>> [_] Anon 1361430 This game was really informative. Nice find, OP.
>> [_] Anon 1361437 This same site has some other surgery flash games. I think one of them has something to do with the brain.
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>> [_] Anon 1195435 This.... This is good....
>> [_] Anon 1195436 HAH WHAT IS THIS SHIT!!
>> [_] Wise CAEK !!gue29btBylw 1195441 cool do I get my doctorate now
>> [_] Anon 1195446 That was impressive.
>> [_] Anon 1195452 this freaked me out more than a lot of the sick shit i've seen.
>> [_] Anon 1195455 makin me see the stuff the'll probably do with me... thanks a lot, mister
>> [_] Anon 1195473 I love how they try to compliment you.
>> [_] Anon 1195513 Dear god, I'm going to kill myself before I ever have to get a knee replacement, now.
>> [_] Anon 1195523 I'm very disappointed that I'm unable to just wreck this man's knee or drill holes in random spots all over his body or stable his eyes shut.
>> [_] Anon 1195535 it's funny how you could draw dicks all over his knee with a marker and totally fuck up drawing the lines and the doctor still complements how precise you are. Obviously the OR team thinks nothing says quality better than waking up and seeing a dick drawn on your leg with the words "the game" on it.
>> [_] Anon 1195537 >># this was the best part of the game
>> [_] Anon 1195550 As a doctor, I' was pretty sure that the multiple layers of drapes were a hospital fashion trend. I was proven wrong. BTW, scrub the nigger's face with the Betadine and the old faggot's leg stil gets wet.
>> [_] Anon 1195551 >># >>as a doctor >>browsing 4chan holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 1195557 Where do I get more surgery flashes?
>> [_] Anon 1195561 try out the "dark cut" series or amateur surgeon for sumthing wacky
>> [_] Anon 1195568 this made me more squeamish than anything else
>> [_] Anon 1195650 the creepiest part is how he keeps mouthing something after you finish everything. What is he saying...
>> [_] Anon 1195652 >># This. Awesome and very informative flash. I used to go to Cosi in Columbus, Ohio as a kid. Fucking LOVED that science museum.
>> [_] Anon 1195655 >># oh yeah, thx for reminding me of that. had forgotten
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>> [_] Anon 1141651 DUDE! NOT COOL! THAT SHIT LOOK SO PAINFUL!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1141655 >># Yeah, it's known as one of the most painful operations out there. After the anesthetic wears off, of course.
>> [_] Anon 1141696 more?
>> [_] Anon 1141700 >># Second
>> [_] DL 1141710 Very educational game, enjoyed thoroughly.
>> [_] Anon 1141744 We need more of these.
>> [_] Anon 1141745 expected screamer never came surpisingly pleased with my experience.
>> [_] Anon 1141753 >># lol So this is a screamer, is it?
>> [_] Anon 1141755 >># you didn't I did all over the place.
>> [_] Anon 1141759 Wow I just learned what my mom had to go through. This shit was AWESOME!!
>> [_] Anon 1141776 i came.
>> [_] Anon 1141785 My knee hurts.
>> [_] Anon 1141788 I love how at the end the audio ends, but the animation of him talking keeps on goin'
>> [_] Anon 1141803 any more like this?
>> [_] Anon 1141807 >># Probably the most educational thing I've ever seen on /f/
>> [_] Anon 1141810 I want another one. How about breast enhancement surgery?
>> [_] Anon 1141817 >># Lets just jump to the point: Male enhancement
>> [_] Anon 1141822 That was a truly horrifying experience, and i am now feeling pain.
>> [_] Anon 1141823 >># Yeah there's a hip replacement one and some others.
>> [_] Anon 1141824 >># Can ya upload it? Or post a link to it?
>> [_] Anon 1141840 >># http://www.edheads.org/activities/hip/
>> [_] Anon 1141844 >># Awesome, thanks anon
>> [_] Anon 1141846 >># np, enjoy your future career as a surgeon.
>> [_] Anon 1141847 wow.. Surgeons are hardcore if they can do this stuff every day.
>> [_] Anon !3GqYIJ3Obs 1141848 What is this shit
>> [_] Anon 1141864 lame. you can't fuck up and ruin your patient/get sued for malpractice.
>> [_] Anon 1141870 >># you can vandalise him tho >:D
>> [_] Anon 1141872 I WANTED TO USE THE DRILL FIRST FUCK YOU GUYS
>> [_] Anon 1141882 Cool the hip replacement doctor is a cute redhead. Vastly superior.
>> [_] Anon 1141905 why does my knee hurt suddenly?
>> [_] Anon 1141929 oh wow you can click the same answer three times and pass the mini quiz
>> [_] Anon 1141947 Educational, a friend had a motorbike accident many years ago and had to have this surgury... very interesting /f/
>> [_] Anon 1141972 I drew a cock on his knee.
>> [_] Anon 1141989 >># I beat this game hours ago and woke up to see this message. I fucking love the internet.
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>> [_] Anon 1053420 THIS SHIT IS FUCKING BRUTAL
>> [_] Anon 1053421 METAL
>> [_] Anon 1053427 I cant believe I went through all of that...
>> [_] Anon 1053428 >># firstname.lastname@example.org I can't believe you put your actual email in.
>> [_] Anon 1053429 MOARRRRRR!
>> [_] Anon 1053431 OMFG
>> [_] Anon 1053437 i enjoyed this thoroughly.
>> [_] Anon 1053438 God fucking damn if I have to ever get knee surgery I'm fucking shooting myself instead Fuck having some guy drilling through my bones and shit
>> [_] Anon 1053442 Creepiest flash I've seen in a while Dad's gonna need this shit in the next few years; I wonder if he knows what the fuck he's getting into
>> [_] Anon 1053444 That was rather educational.
>> [_] Anon 1053450 can we have sauce or moar?
>> [_] Anon 1053454 >># >>moar WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
>> [_] Anon 1053455 this is fucking crazy LOL
>> [_] LOLWUT 1053461 I'm going to be a doctor /f/ NEED MOAR LEARNING MATERIAL
>> [_] Anon 1053466 OH MY GOD, If i got all of these i could be a doctor and then I CAN SAVE PEOPLE!
>> [_] Anon 1053471 Imagine the pioneer physician asshole that came up wit dis crap?
>> [_] Anon 1053482 this shit is insane
>> [_] Anon 1053495 MOAR SHIT LIKE THIS HERE http://www.edheads.org/
>> [_] Anon 1053512 >># Bookmarked, this is fuckin awesome
>> [_] Anon 1053518 >># protip: you never know if its real, or his...
>> [_] Anon 1053520 >># let him play this game lol
>> [_] Anon 1053526 >># >http://www.edheads.org/ it annoys the shit out of me when they use a black person when the voice is clerly made by a white. and when they use a woman when a man would have been better. on that site, where they use a black woman voiced by a white woman, the annoyance meter just goes crazy. stop engineering society for fuck sage
>> [_] Anon 1053529 >># Tell him to hold off as long as possible, and if he gets the slightest feeling of apprehension about the surgeon, move on to the next. My father's botched knee surgery has resulted in something like 5 corrective surgeries and a permanent infection which may yet lead to amputation.
>> [_] Anon 1053535 I now feel totally prepared to go operate on somebody. Wish me luck, /f/.
>> [_] Anon 1053561 Most hardcore shit I have ever seen on /f/
>> [_] Anon 1053584 BONE SAW IS REEEADY
>> [_] Anon 1053586 >># lol I was waiting for this comment! YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES!!! *makes sawing motion on his arm*
>> [_] Anon 1053587 OMG THE BLOOD AAAAAAAA i actually cried during this... :(
>> [_] asd !5q/grfQrys 1053589 >># lol'd. BOOONEESAAAAWW EEESSS REEEEEEDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 1053621 anyone else draw on him?
>> [_] Anon 1053624 that felt very natural. I knew I should have been a surgeon. damn.
>> [_] Anon 1053640 what? what's the big deal? I cut a cartoon leg open, whoop dee doo. The way you faggots were carrying on I was expecting/hoping for actual surgery photos the whole way. god, grow some balls.
>> [_] Anon 1053666 OFF TO MEDSCHOOL THANKS OP!
>> [_] Anon 1053667 >># Wrote Goatse. Drew Penis.
>> [_] Anon 1053680 >># use medical rakes to spread vaginal lips, insert tampon. Shoot in skull to avoid "lady issues"
>> [_] Anon 1053694 it's kinda like dark cut but for pussies
>> [_] Anon 1053699 >># Except Dark Cut is fictional whereas this is an actual procedure where if you actually had to go through with it actual surgeons would be sawing through your actual bones.
>> [_] Anon 1053700 >># The fuck you talkin' 'bout. Dark Cut is kind of like THIS, but for pussies.
>> [_] sizzle titz !e1QaonJtFE 1053715 There are like 5 different ones. They also have like hip replacement and shit like that. Its fucking BRUTAL. Did it in high school a couple years back.
>> [_] Anon 1053722 This isn't a game, this is fucking torture.
>> [_] Anon 1053738 BITCH HEALING TOUCH DOESNT DO SHIT
>> [_] . . . Anonymous. . . 1053749 EH PICK! Now give me Fucking Lung Transplant Surgery
>> [_] Surgeon 1053759 This man is going to die, someone call a doctor!
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[_] [H] Anon 943531 DO IT FAGGOT
>> [_] Anon 943535 (1.35 MB) dont think so tim
>> [_] Anon 943539 drilling holes into knees has never been more fun
>> [_] Anon 943543 HAWT
>> [_] Anonynigra 943546 Knees are so much better then Imp Ass and Feet for fucking.
>> [_] Anon 943551 MOAR!
>> [_] Anon 943558 So does this make me a qualified doctor?
>> [_] Anon 943561 I'd replace his joint if you know what I mean
>> [_] Anon 943563 lol. i actually played that shit
>> [_] Anon 943581 IS IT LEGAL TO EVEN CUT BONES LIKE THAT?
>> [_] Anon 943616 this was so much better than what the title says
>> [_] Anon 943623 WAIT WAT? They make you forget ur surgeries??? so... oh god!
>> [_] Anon 943631 Time to be a cyborg
>> [_] Anon 943648 You can seriously close up the hole with staples?!
>> [_] Anon 943658 >># Or you can have a special super glue, but not for cuts that deep.
>> [_] Anon 943661 I am a great participant
>> [_] Anon 943676 That was fucking great. Can we get more of these?
>> [_] Anon 943691 I wrote bitch on his knee :3
>> [_] Anon 943700 It's just like human Lego!
>> [_] Samusfag 943716 This is sick and awesome at the same time.
>> [_] Anon 943723 This shit is going straight to my flash folder. I want more now.
>> [_] Anon 943735 I drew a penis instead of my initials :3
>> [_] Anon 943740 >># ohyou.tiff
>> [_] Anon 943754 edheads.com has the rest
>> [_] Anon 943766 This is awesome. Despite the fact that I will probably need this surgery someday and now know entirely too much about it.
>> [_] Glaciod !!FIKs9rk6k0M 943782 BOOOOONESAW IS REEEEEEEEEAAADYYYYYYYY!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 943789 normaly i'd be upset, but this game is actually pretty good
>> [_] Anon 943790 i keep clicking wer is midna
>> [_] Anon 943798 For educational shit, this is pretty well done. If not sick.
>> [_] Anon 943800 my knee hurts now...
>> [_] Anon 943801 I used to go to that Science Museum COSI. There was one in Columbus, OH and Toledo, OH
>> [_] Anon 943802 >># So there was actually a point in time when you where screaming for your life, in the most intense pain you ever experienced. You just don't remember it.
>> [_] Anon 943805 ahhahhahahah, when making the incision, cutting backwards seals the skin back together just like in real life!
>> [_] Anon 943817 >># OH YEAH BROTHAAAAA!!!
>> [_] Anon 943821 this is WAY better than any trauma center game ive ever played
>> [_] Anon 943824 oh fuck I winced so hard when i put the drill in
>> [_] Anon 943827 honestly, i was expecting one of the cutting tools to suddenly chop the leg to bits, and the old man to wake up screaming with blood gouting everywhere /f/ has made me paranoid
>> [_] Anon 943830 no this isnt my first knee replacement surgery.... that YOU know of
>> [_] Anon 943831 lol, so i take it eceryone else had to fucking finish to too.
>> [_] Anon 943841 >># Shit, beat me to it.
>> [_] Anon 943848 His mouth keeps running after it's done
>> [_] freedon !!/5rOB1BcqTe 943853 This is way more fun than it should be.
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>> [_] Anon 915028 That was actually kind of cool. Heh.
>> [_] Anon 915030 no. NO NO NO NO NO. NO.
>> [_] Anon 915032 Well I'm sure that will come in handy one day.
>> [_] Anon 915036 remind me never to get knee surgery
>> [_] Anon 915050 That was kinda cool.
>> [_] Anon 915107 I put an awesomeface on his knee with the marker. Now I know what to do with my life.
>> [_] Anon 915108 The whole time I played this I was expecting a screamer.
>> [_] Anon 915120 Got any more med tests? That was surprisingly fun. BONE SAW!
>> [_] Anon 915122 OH GOD GROSS DOOD
>> [_] Anon 915130 >># It IS a screamer. Don't watch this if you're not expecting it.
>> [_] Anon 915131 Even though the room is probably all sterialized and stuff it's still icky to think that a fly MIHGHT come by and sit on your exposed bones.
>> [_] Anon 915132 SWEET I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO KNEE SURGERY THANKS BRAH
>> [_] Anon 915137 >># I carved "Ziggy" into jis skin witht he scalple... and my signature consisted of squigals and a smiliy face man... THAT'S THE MANLY WAY OF DOIN IT!!
>> [_] Anon 915142 Jesus christ my knee hurts now
>> [_] Anon 915146 It was HORRIBLE THE CUTTING OH MY GOD but then he got cool metal replacements. Then it was ok.
>> [_] Anon 915147 Moar medical test flash files
>> [_] Anon 915171 sauce?
>> [_] Anon 915178 Total hip replacement: ttp://www.edheads.org/activities/hip/ind ex.htm
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[_] [H] Anon 864555 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 864566 >>#KB no.
>> [_] Anon 864570 >1.35 MB yes.
>> [_] Anon 864571 i can surgery!
>> [_] sage sage 864583 sage rage
>> [_] Anon 864589 ihasdoneitrite. ima surgery pwn.
>> [_] Anon 864597 >># This is better than HENTAI
>> [_] Anon 864627 this is why i never wanted to become a doctor
>> [_] Anon 864641 Dammit, and the title implied the video was one that I was actually LOOKING for!
>> [_] Anon 864642 That was actually pretty fun
>> [_] Anon 864654 Interesting. But cutting the old man bone into pieces put me off.
>> [_] Anon 864667 His mouth keeps moving even when he's out of words.
>> [_] Anon 864690 fuck yeah now i can do knee surgery
>> [_] Anon 864710 anon now knows how2knee replacement surgery
>> [_] Anon 864711 Oh god that was disgusting. Makes me feel all the more for the guys who do this for a living. Kudos to them.
>> [_] Anon 864717 I always thought that being a surgeon was like easy-mode doctoring. You don't really have to know anything complicated, just the body itself. No real drug knowlege, no diagnosis, no internal medicine, no nothing. Just be a sawbones.
>> [_] Anon 864724 This is nothing. And they didn't even show the blood. Wait until you see brain surgury. It sick what they do to you to "test" things out.
>> [_] Anon 864750 This was awesome. I am definitely going to become a surgeon now.
>> [_] Anon 864751 >># lol enjoy the many years of college, residencies, and debt to pay off until decades after your first day working
>> [_] Anon 864753 i now knows how to does surgery im going to go work in the alley and sell knee replacements for $5 since i am now qualified
>> [_] Anon 864754 I knew my stapler had other uses
>> [_] Anon 864757 well if you watch gray's anatomy this shit wouldn't be so new to you.
>> [_] Anon 864758 I'm basically a doctor now.
>> [_] Anon 864759 I came
>> [_] Anon 864797 anybody know where to get more of these? Something with implants preferably.
>> [_] Anon 864817 educational and hot? fapfapfap
>> [_] Anon 864835 wanting to be a doctor huh? watch this in its entire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRAh3Qse- Us
>> [_] Anon 864851 Not what I expected, but I'm fapping nevertheless.
>> [_] Anon 864869 I DID IT! I replaced that guys knee im fucking god next I will cut someones heart