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[_] Anon 3463316
>> [_] Anon 3463345 >># I've never come very far in this game...
>> [_] Anon 3463354 >># More like WarioWare Shove It Up Yo Own Ass Game

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>> Anon 83011 [IMG] martinware.swf (1.35 MiB) 550x400, Compressed (Deflate). 7308 frames, 30 fps (04:04). Ver9, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]

File: warioware-sexgame.swf-(1.35 MB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Bringing out my [H] Anon 3258786 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3258848 HOW CAN YOU SLOW THIS FUCK DOWN??? I tried Cheat Engine, not working -_-
>> [_] Anon 3258872 >># git gud fgt
>> [_] Anon 3258924 This thing's buggy as shit
>> [_] Anon 3258928 >># very unresponsive
>> [_] Anon 3258943 >># It really is, i died on the boss stage because he went into crouch and wouldn't get back up

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[_] Anon 3088466
>> [_] Anon 3088468 Buggy controls on the boss stage.
>> [_] Anon 3088516 wow

/ > /fap/ > Thread 8971 Age: 44.1d Health: 0% Posters: 1 Posts: 1 Replies: 0 Files: 1+2
>> Anon 31790 [IMG] Nitrotitan Wario Ware Sexgame.swf (1.35 MiB) 550x400, Compressed. 7308 frames, 30 fps (04:04). Ver9, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]

File: warrio-ware-sexgame.swf-(1.35 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2934868
>> [_] Anon 2934893 does't work no my touch mouse
>> [_] Anon 2934922 >># This game is amazing. So well done too.
>> [_] Anon 2934986 >># Who made this?

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[_] Anon 2918093
>> [_] Anon 2918168 This fails miserably at being both a game and porn.
>> [_] Anon 2918174 I like the concept. How many levels are there?
>> [_] Anon 2918177 >># Love the concept, but the execution is fucking awful
>> [_] Anon 2918178 The last part of the boss stage is fucking impossible
>> [_] Anon 2918179 >># yeah, but I'm determined to finish this shit
>> [_] Anon 2918186 This fooking shite doesn't even deserve a response. And yet this is how aspie I am. However, OP makes me look like William F. Buckley.
>> [_] Anon 2918201 I liked it, Martin. Keep up the good work.
>> [_] Anon 2918211 >># This comment gave me autism

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[_] Anon 2546186 How do I deflect on the boss level after jumping and dodging? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2546195 this game sucks
>> [_] Anon 2546209 How come half of them will show two sets of controls then neither set actually does anything
>> [_] Anon 2546235 I just rapidly press the spacebar to deflect at the boss part.
>> [_] Anon 2546237 >first 5 games I'm actually enjoying it >speed up well fuck need hacked version
>> [_] Anon 2546355 This is the dumbest fucking game
>> [_] Anon 2546369 That ending was not worth it

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[_] Hey Guys Anon 2521871 How do I deflect?

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[_] How to Deflect? Anon 2519903 How to Deflect?
>> [_] Anon 2520008 BAH

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[_] Anon 2518053 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2518060 dont ask me how to beat it because I dont know just... do it
>> [_] Anon 2518066 fucking... ARGGGH I keep failing on the eat toad and then jump from the ball part
>> [_] Anon 2518086 >># Gotta hit the button on the right before toad touches the bridge. It's ridiculously quick. For the ball just jump a little early. Or less early. Depending on how you're messing up.
>> [_] Anon 2518127 For any minigames requiring clicks, you can just spam tab->spacebar
>> [_] Anon 2518135 How the fuck do you duck in the boss stage
>> [_] Anon 2518149 >># TAP DOWN ARROW BUT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DEFLECT
>> [_] Anon 2518249 How to deflect?
>> [_] Anon 2518255 >># this is so shitty, the art is terrible and the microgames aren't even randomized
>> [_] Anon 2518266 the sonic one is fucking impossible
>> [_] Anon 2518279 >># Space for the jetpack portion Not sure about the milk part but I imagine it's the same and I just fucked up the timing

File: warioware.swf-(1.35 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2485505 Work out how to play (and then win) various minigames within a short time limit. Success helps Martin evade boulders, failure gets him squished.
>> [_] Anon 2485532 I'd play this forever if it were randomized.

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[_] Anon 2244529
>> [_] Anon 2244557 This has a difficulty curve like a roller coaster
>> [_] Anon 2244576 What are these characters from?
>> [_] Anon 2244587 How do I peel the banana? m00t get rid of the stupid capcha!
>> [_] Anon 2244590 you can bypass it for only a few shekels while at the same time supporting a site you love
>> [_] Anon 2244656 Completely impossible with laptop finger pad
>> [_] Anon 2244665 Nothing fucking works except the very first one. Garbage.
>> [_] Anon 2244669 >># Obv doing something wrong
>> [_] Anon 2244671 >># You could be clicking on the wrong part of the banana. It's about 1/4 of the way from the top

File: warrio-ware-sexgame.swf-(1.35 MB, Game)
[_] [A] [M] [E] [O] [N]!! Anon 1802818
>> [_] Anon 1802822 lvl 1: click slit lvl2 click lips lvl3 click cenbter of peel left cetner right lvl 4 click box 3 times lvl5 hit space before ball crosses plate. lvl 6 move left lvl 7 left right left stay left ? lvl 8 ?????? lvl 9 hit space when u flash green boss ????
>> [_] Anon 1802823 lvl 8 ,, click the button before it turns red.
>> [_] Anon 1802824 Everything after 5 is bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1802826 some cut edition of the sex scenes only?
>> [_] Anon 1802828 what's after the boss?
>> [_] Anon 1802829 this is horrible and the count down doesn't even work right.
>> [_] Anon 1802846 >># I second that, wtf is wrong with it? its like the designer has all the instructions in a single movie clip and he's just letting it play but he's trying to get it to sync up via frames or something
>> [_] Anon 1802942 If you 'Right Click > Back' It breaks the framing completely for most of the stages, and the timer doesn't appear at all until you start it again. Good for getting past stupid shit like Amy and the Toad I keep on fucking up on the boss, and now I'm pretty sure the duck is a stupid timed animation instead of being based on how long you hold down the button, so I keep on crashing into the next block. Stupid game but I'm just curious now.
>> [_] Anon 1802981 This game is just constant unintuative cheap-shots and you can only ever get through them by tedious trial and error shit. Unlike real Wario microgames which inspire quick-thinking to complete simple tasks. I know it's just a silly little porn game, but it could have been so much better if it wasn't such bullshit.

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[_] [g] Anon 1793696 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1793707 great... except i suck
>> [_] Anon 1793728 Nah, the games are really poorly made. For example there is almost no way to dodge Amy's foot in the one. And the jumping controls for the boss stage are abysmal.
>> [_] Anon 1793737 most games are impossible without trial and error not sexy at all boss stage is nearly impossible running from boulder animation and sound is decent 3/10, playtest next time
>> [_] Anon 1793774 old, but fun

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[_] [g] Anon 1755355 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1755372 some games are so nonsensical theyre impossible to beat
>> [_] Anon 1755375 The boss stage is fucking impossible, what do you even get for winning anyway?
>> [_] Anon 1755383 >># Alright, I finally beat it after replaying it a billion times and memorizing everything (the boss stage never fucking ends). Don't play it, it's not worth it, after the "catch Lynda" game there's no more sex, unless you count a pair of giant disembodied, badly drawn tits (not worth it). Just leave this one..
>> [_] Anon 1755393 >zero reaction time >get up to amys foot >immediately lost every game after
>> [_] Anon 1755534 no idea what to do at the bridge with toad
>> [_] Anon 1755538 Why do keep people posting this broken crap?
>> [_] Anon 1755548 Great premise, awful execution. If you're going to make a hair trigger reaction game, make sure your code allows for hair trigger reactions. This is not a complicated concept. If you simply don't have to skill to do that, compensate by either A) Allowing more time to react or B) Make failing less punishing (checkpoints and whatnot). It might be forgivable if the rewards were fantastic, but they're pretty shit. When making a game, build the first level first, the last level second and then do everything else in whatever order is the most logical. That way, if you're suddenly struck by not giving a fuck, your game doesn't go downhill so fast as to end in shit (as this one does), it simply has a valley that can be forgiven by most gamers. Game design 101, this is not difficult stuff.

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[_] [H] Anon 1667606 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1667686 The sanic one is hard.
>> [_] Sebast !An.kK.ocnU 1667717 how the fuck do you do the blowjob and banana ones i clicked everywhere and nothing happened
>> [_] Anon 1667743 >># bj is click the mouth repeatedly banana is click the left strip, the middle then the right ones.

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[_] [H] Good Luck! Anon 1640818 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1640823 so many of these have no indication of where to click
>> [_] Anon 1640825 boss stage bugged for me, bad programming 0/10
>> [_] Anon 1640877 >># this Sucked my own cawk too, but still lost a life. Still fuckin winrar though.
>> [_] Anon 1640879 Amy stomping stage too hard.
>> [_] Anon 1641061 Guys, the end is literally not worth it. He gets a cheeseburger or some shit and you are congratulated with a "THE END" screen.
>> [_] Anon 1641069 i love cheeseburgers

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[_] [H] Anon 1615757
>> [_] Anon 1615770 the boss stage seems bugged.
>> [_] Anon 1615779 >># Don't bother with it; there's nothing to see after it.
>> [_] Anon 1615874 After so many retries, the baseball one doesn't register the space bar.

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[_] [G] Anon 1608358
>> [_] Anon 1608361 Too difficult. Thought it would be one minigame.
>> [_] Anon 1608363 actually pretty entertaining seeing as how i liked the real original wario-ware game.
>> [_] Anon 1608371 what the hell are you supposed to do on the toad level?
>> [_] Anon 1608381 I don't know how on the boss stage they expect you to jump under walls that you can't even stand under
>> [_] Anon 1608386 You click the button before toad hits the shutters.
>> [_] Anon 1608391 Boss Level is too tough.
>> [_] Anon 1608393 is this what chad warden was talking about?
>> [_] Anon 1608395 wtf was the hamburger at the end about?
>> [_] Anon 1608406 quit the at the first game didn't even try thanks for the nightmares
>> [_] Anon 1608409 If you've gotten to the boss fight, quit now. There's absolutely nothing of value afterwards. He gets a hamburger and escapes with it. That's it.
>> [_] Anon 1608521 the foot level is absolute bullshit. the toad level is annoying because it doesnt give you enough time to react - the only way to actually beat that one is to have failed it atleast once. also a few of the levels are just dumb. if ur doing a wario ware sex game, the block level, the final level, the foot thing, and the ball swing levels seem out of place.
>> [_] Anon 1608529 Everything that has already been said.
>> [_] Anon 1608556 Didn't know Nitrotitan made this one.

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[_] [H] Anon 1538528 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1538529 HOLY FUCK THIS IS GREAT nostalgia'd. all over my keyboard and screen.
>> [_] Anon 1538531 so hard but yeah nostalgia'd as well
>> [_] Anon 1538536 BOSS STAEG SHOULD HAVE CHECKPOINTS AT LEAST JESUS CHRIST
>> [_] Anon 1538576 AMYS FOOT
>> [_] Ishikawa Goemon !ANJxuQ9Xkk 1538595 did nitrotitan do this?
>> [_] Anon 1538623 lame bag of shit in every way apart from some of the toons are kind of cute
>> [_] Anon 1538649 Game is pretty broken at times.
>> [_] Anon 1538657 game is pretty stupid and you can't save fuck that shit
>> [_] Anon 1538673 >># some of it, yeah. it's in the credits >># has never played warioware games
>> [_] Anon 1538675 Some of these are broken I swear, nothing happens no matter what I do Some of them are just delayed as fuck too

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[_] [G] Anon 1524201
>> [_] Lucian 1524210 You need to run the minigames at least once for them to work.
>> [_] Anon 1524363 Yeah I keep getting paused after some minigames. It's not stable.

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[_] [G] Anon 1512826
>> [_] Anon 1512876 fucking retarded game much
>> [_] Anon 1512892 >># This.
>> [_] Anon 1512896 >># >># These
>> [_] Anon 1512898 >># >># >># Them
>> [_] Anon 1512899 >># >># >># >># Those Guys
>> [_] Anon 1512906 >># >># >># >># >># these fine sirs
>> [_] Anon 1512907 C-c-c-combo breaker
>> [_] Anon 1512915 nitrotitan FTW

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[_] [G] Anon 1313062
>> [_] Anon 1313081 WHY CANT I BEAT THIS GAME!
>> [_] Anon 1313088 >># The only winning move is to not play.
>> [_] Anon 1313091 >># Touche
>> [_] Anon 1313098 how the fuck do you eat toad?

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[_] [G] MartinWare-sexgame Apolion 1297054 Nice game
>> [_] Anon 1297064 awesome game! xD
>> [_] Anon 1297094 Yeaaahh
>> [_] Anon 1297101 Does it still fuck up at the boss stage?
>> [_] Anon 1297113 so...addictive...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!? XD
>> [_] Anon 1297118 As soon as it speeds up, it becomes total bullshit. It doesn't even tell you what the objective is!
>> [_] Anon 1297121 And at the end, all you get is some gay low-res hamburger.
>> [_] Anon 1297122 does this have anything to do with Heaven 17?
>> [_] Anon 1297138 >># >># Faggot detected.
>> [_] Anon 1297177 >># Nitrotitan's original characters. They're mostly vore-centric now.
>> [_] Anon 1297181 How do you duck the boss

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[_] [H] Anon 1285270
>> [_] Anon 1285274 shit sux
>> [_] Anon 1285278 OP should swallow cocks until he dies of having too many cocks in his throat.
>> [_] Anon 1285363 oved it.
>> [_] Anon 1285380 fuck you, amy's foot
>> [_] Anon 1285381 the mini games seemed a little bit bugged. Any cleaner versions out there?
>> [_] Anon 1285389 Mighta been okay-ish if it acknowledged your input more than half the time.

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[_] [G] Anon 1273933 how good can you perform?
>> [_] Anon 1274004 Well done!
>> [_] Anon 1274032 what are you sopused to do with toad? it say <- -> and right click but, it does nothing
>> [_] Windows 2000 Professionalcat 1274052 fucking toad game is broken
>> [_] Anon 1274053 >># >># Try clicking the switch *immediately* upon the beginning of the game. Once toad lands, it will appear broken.
>> [_] Anon 1274071 I don't suppose there's an infinite life cheat, so I can view all the games even if I can't play them worth a damn?

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[_] [H] Anon 1262869 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1262890 Got to the boss stage. I ducked when I was supposed to, it seemed to fail and after that it's stuck.
>> [_] Anon 1262891 I fucking love how I can smash my space key and the batter doesn't swing at the ball. Also love how I can click fucking everything when it shows toad but nothing happens. This flash really fucking sucks.
>> [_] Anon 1262893 If you stop the flash after losing and hit Back a few times, you can keep going with negative lives.
>> [_] Anon 1263082 This is nice
>> [_] Anon 1263144 >># duurrrrr it must be timed otherwise it wont trigger. also the toad one you need to be really fast to hit the blue button before toads falls to the platform... (the button drops the plataform and toad gets owned....) if you are late the button will be disabled. in other words you suck at gaming

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[_] [G] ‍Anonymous 1234899 this is pretty much the greatest thing ever. if you need help then post ITT.
>> [_] Anon 1234904 The window of time they give you to dodge that swinging ball is like a fucking microsecond. Pisses me off.
>> [_] Anon 1234910 some of them are just possible to beat if you know what to do right from the start pisses me off
>> [_] Anon 1234914 fuck nitrotitan.
>> [_] Anon 1234999 the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1235005 The first thing I got was fingering someone. That's definitely not the game you want to play when you have a guest over. Saving this for tomorrow.
>> [_] Anon 1235024 needs hax
>> [_] Anon 1235038 This is pretty much the worst game ever.

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[_] [H] Anon 1219198
>> [_] Anon 1219201 hacked version?
>> [_] Anon 1219210 This game fails big time, especially that Sonic minigame.
>> [_] Anon 1219243 Bump for hacked version
>> [_] Anon 1219256 >># same
>> [_] johndoe 1219352 Lol, just use swiff player. While the flash is "paused", even if the timer runs out, it won't count a fail. Then you can just do whatever it is you need to do. That, and you can skip to the good bits :D
>> [_] Anon 1219360 the only real H type stuff is the first few games anyway, and it's not worth finishing. all you do is get a crappy pixelated burger~

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[_] [G] Anon 1190412 fucking hard Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1190419 poor game design right here. Fixing the bullshit would make it good.
>> [_] Anon 1190471 WarioWare Inc, but worse
>> [_] Anon 1190477 some of them are such a troll
>> [_] Anon 1190540 Yeah, the instructions aren't incredibly clear. A lot of it is good, but some of it is just bastard hard.
>> [_] Anon 1190558 maybe if the prize was something other than shittily drawn weaboo hentai i'd be more motivated
>> [_] Anon 1190633 >weaboo hentai
>> [_] Anon 1190639 I just want the porn.
>> [_] Anon 1190650 It's broken anyway, onece you get past "avoid spikes and duck/jump" the game freezes. You can rightlick play, but then you can't controll shit and you have to dodge something.
>> [_] Anon 1190654 WTF? I failed one of them even before the goddamn timer starts? Fail game is fail
>> [_] Anon 1190838 better than 4 second frenzy

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[_] [G] Anon 1144434 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1144458 Great Game =)
>> [_] Anon 1144472 NitroTitan you fail again. Is one input method and one movement system too much to ask for? For tradition's sake, of course. By the way, it was still too predictable. You could have made the vagina part like "pick your nose".
>> [_] Anon 1144553 not bad, kinda glitchy, but not bad at all.
>> [_] Anon 1144590 Trial and error
>> [_] Anon 1144604 nitro have you ever actually seen a vagina? they dont have it on their torso, good god..
>> [_] Anon 1144608 FUCKING ADDICTIVE

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[_] [G] Anon 1114694
>> [_] Anon 1114695 epic
>> [_] Anon 1114741 What should I do with toad and the metal ball? nothing seems to work...
>> [_] Anon 1114750 >># click on the ball before it turns red.
>> [_] Anon 1114755 I can't ever successfully complete the Sonic one.. Made it to boss and failed, haha. I will beat this..
>> [_] Anon 1114758 There is quite a long list of severe flaws with this game; but over-looking them for the most part and taking it in for the sheer concept -- it's pretty neat. This is something that could be extremely fun if someone put enough effort into it (i.e. randomness, more content; wario-ware in its essence with an adult twist)

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[_] [H] Anon 1105086 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1105097 ...Where'd you get this? I don't remember this from any of Nitrotitan's galleries...
>> [_] Anon 1105116 how do I beat toad?
>> [_] Anon 1105129 JESUS CHRIST, THE FUCKING BOSS STAGE IS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT.
>> [_] Anon 1105133 >># Press the button BEFORE he lands to open the gate below him. I can't beat sonic, the one where you jump on the ball and a few after that, but with swiff player I saw the ending anyway so whatever.
>> [_] Anon 1105144 this is more trial and error than reaction
>> [_] Anon 1105147 For Sonic, keep to the right until she stomps, run to the left until she stomps again, then run back to the right until she stomps three more times, then back to the left. Profit.
>> [_] Anon 1105177 Getting sick of these early levels
>> [_] Anon 1105186 Is there at least something good at the end?
>> [_] Anon 1105223 How the flying fuck am I supposed to move over to the left and catch someone if she's only on the screen for .05 seconds? Fucking trial and error bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1105356 >># no he gets a pixel burger and says no one steals my food then credits roll
>> [_] Anon 1105361 I beat it you get a hamburger at the end

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[_] [G] GOTY Anon 1096078
>> [_] Dogmeat !!Ce+pkJXNbi+ 1096107 this game is broken
>> [_] Anon 1096119 dude whats wrong with these games?
>> [_] Anon 1096121 CAN'T STOP THE ROCK CAN'T STOP THE ROCK, YOU CAN'T STOP THE ROCK CAN'T STOP THE ROCK
>> [_] Anon 1096131 FAIL!
>> [_] Anon 1096143 cant fkin deflect the enemies
>> [_] Anon 1096195 the fock you peal the banana ?
>> [_] sage does nothing! 1096275 GOTY >># >Dogmeat !!Ce+pkJXNbi+ sage
>> [_] Anon 1096299 Half the games aren't even based on reflex, but failing and then knowing what to do next time. Didn't beat it because the last level's ridiculously long, based off of failure and retrying instead of reflex, and frequently get's stuck after dying. Fuck this game, waste of 15 minutes.

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[_] [H] Anon 1087490 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1087511 great game boss stage really hard
>> [_] Anon 1087512 Pretty good game for something this small.
>> [_] Anon 1087514 The hit detection needs definite work. Randomization needs to be added. But otherwise this is some great win!
>> [_] Anon 1087516 >great >great win >good you drank the red potion, didn't you
>> [_] Anon 1087520 what is with the toad stage? it doesn't seem to respond to anything I do
>> [_] Anon 1087523 >># Hit the blue switch right away at the beginning.
>> [_] Anon 1087556 NOBODY STEALS MY FOOD!!!
>> [_] Anon 1087559 Leave the microgames to the pros, hos. -Miyamoto
>> [_] NotAnon !Frz2YYuFcA 1087623 FUCK THOSE TITS!!!

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[_] [G] Anon 1072295 warioware [H] parody Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1072322 Some of the games are poorly made. Also, how the fuck do I eat Toad?
>> [_] Anon 1072325 click the blue switch
>> [_] Anon 1072335 horrible
>> [_] Anon 1072337 Controls are really badly done. I can do the proper action, but it's 50/50 whether the flash game senses it.
>> [_] Anon 1072338 Protip: Hold the space bar for perfect results
>> [_] Anon 1072346 Even real warioware games give you more time than that.
>> [_] Anon 1072394 >># protip: you're an idiot
>> [_] Anon 1072406 >># protip: noko doesn't work on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 1072442 protip: you're a faggot
>> [_] Anon 1072448 protip: no u.
>> [_] Anon 1072469 The real problem is the skateboarding part. It forces you into a duck for a set amount of time and you have to wait a while before you can duck after jumping.
>> [_] Anon 1072473 that's uh what

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[_] [G] ‍Anonymous 1061958 amusing
>> [_] Anon 1062004 Pretty bad.
>> [_] Anon 1062073 Nitrotitan makes minigames now?
>> [_] Anon 1062086 Deflect enemies is not possible.

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[_] [G] /r/ Robotnik's retirement rap Anon 1045307 In return: Game
>> [_] Anon 1045410 In love
>> [_] Anon 1045440 what's the best way to reflect the milk bubbles?
>> [_] Anon 1045441 This would be a lot better if it showed you what controls you needed to use while doing each game like the one where u jump on the big swinging ball, is it space, up or click on him? how the fuck are you supposed to know?
>> [_] Anon 1045443 it shows you wich key to use at the start of each mini game, for the big ball, it's space.
>> [_] †1045458 Wow, NitroTitan did a great job on this one... I wonder why I didn't catch it when he released it...
>> [_] Anon 1045465 >># cause you're a fuck
>> [_] Anon 1045489 FUCK YOU AMY'S FOOT FUCK YOU TOAD
>> [_] Anon 1045492 >># Because you were instead watching for more Amy D. crap.
>> [_] Anon 1045500 games sucks monkey balls
>> [_] Anon 1045504 im tryin ta help man /f/ wont let me upload shit D:
>> [_] Anon 1045521 Is there a ending to this? The last stage the character always lags after ducking.

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[_] [G] the /b/utt doctor ‮　　　‪ 1008210 Martinware FTW
>> [_] Anon 1008241 Hot.
>> [_] Anon 1008264 Jesus fuck that is hard!!
>> [_] Anon 1008265 Nice going OP, never seen this flash before. You win :D
>> [_] Anon 1008268 I like how most goals become void as soon as you're allowed control. I was supposed to catch someone, I was holding the arrow key in that direction even before I knew it and saw the screen pop up, and she hit the ground as soon as my guy started moving. Good job, whoever made it, you've made an excellent game.
>> [_] Anon 1008270 /f/ has my renewed faith in it for good games.
>> [_] Anon 1008278 Gets fucking impossible after Sonic.
>> [_] Anonymoose 1008285 how do we do the toad thing???
>> [_] sizzle tits !e1QaonJtFE 1008294 >># Your an idiot. That is prob one of the easiest parts.
>> [_] Anon 1008309 Solutions: 1. Click pussy 2. Click mouth three times. You have to reposition the mouse each time 3. Click on all three sides 4. Click 5. Just mash on the spacebar, there is no penalty for hitting it too early 6. Arrow key left to move. This is the last real porn the game has to offer... sigh 7. Arrow keys to avoid the foot. I hug the right edge, it only goes there twice 8. Click the blue button, ONCE, BEFORE toad reaches the ground 9. Mash spacebar 10. Boss time, in 8 parts: I. Space jumps, down ducks II. Left and right to dodge III. Mix of I and II; stay on the left side of the screen, there's no spikes over there. IV. Space to jump and get the jetpack V. Mash space VI. Left and right, move to collect the bottles VII. Mash space VIII. Click the blue button as fast as possible Congrats, you win
>> [_] Anon 1008311 Why so hard?
>> [_] Anon 1008333 Well.. that was shit.
>> [_] Anon 1008362 tab + enter negates any difficulty in the games where you have to click
>> [_] Anon 1008369 the last part is only hard because the controls are so fucking unresponsive. this was too ambitious
>> [_] Anon 1008380 weird... but entertaining.