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[_] GGGGG GAME TIME Anon 3479878
>> [_] Anon 3479911 stuck at bus

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 3389253 Holy shit help me, /f/. I need to study but it's 4 AM and I'm doing nothing. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3389254 On the bright side, I finally beat this game for the first time.
>> [_] Anon 3389255 >># you fuck up but best of luck
>> [_] Anon 3389256 >># Go to sleep. You think I'm kidding? Nope, go to sleep now, even if it's an hour, the momentary rest will allow you to concentrate even if temporarily because lol 1hr of sleep.
>> [_] Anon 3389335 >># Me too! Damm that last leg of the boat was hard
>> [_] Anon 3389337 I love the movement in this game, it looks exactly like drunk dancing
>> [_] Anon 3389341 >># Yeah, but it was worth it. So I think my test went decently. There were a few questions I completely blanked on but most were pretty easy. I fell asleep when I got home, but now I'm back. Thank you, /f/. I love you.
>> [_] Anon 3389343 took me an 1 hour 40 min to complete this shit...

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[_] Anon 3355331

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[_] I hate Sundays Anon 3325042 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3325057 bump cuz i wanna see people get pissed
>> [_] Anon 3325075 >># someday i'll get past the tank and grinders. tonight is not that day
>> [_] Anon 3325083 The virgin elevator The Chad leap of faith
>> [_] Anon 3325097 >># just beat it. pretty fun game
>> [_] Anon 3325139 after so many years, I finally completed it...
>> [_] Anon 3325151 This is fucking lose-friends drunk, what the shit
>> [_] Anon 3325190 this is possible to complete, it wasn't too hard either.

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[_] Can you make it to the end? Anon 3308807 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3308811 cant get past the fucking gears
>> [_] Anon 3308819 >># No one can, it's not possible.
>> [_] Anon 3308826 >># you're discouraging words weren't enough to stop me. >># Don't believe this downtrodden limp excuse for a man, IT IS POSSIBLE to get past the gears... I know because I've done it. Now go my young one, never give up on your dreams.
>> [_] Anon 3308834 >># pretty good idea for a game, but i quit without even trying to turn off the fucking music.
>> [_] Anon 3308841 >># managed to jump straight over the pit now I'm stuck between the bin and the car
>> [_] Anon 3308842 arrow keys/space only work for a couple seconds before having to click on the flash again what the hell?!
>> [_] Anon 3308867 >># >># Casuls. Learn how to tilt mid jump so you land one your feet. Once you get past the gears it's pretty much over.
>> [_] Anon 3308877 >># Man it's been so long since I played this on Kongregate. must have been like 2010 or something. I sat down and played it for like 3 days but i finally beat it. Good shit. time to relive past glory.
>> [_] Anon 3308880 Nailed it like Jesus Christ https://imgur.com/94sfHMy
>> [_] Anon 3309007 Fuck this game.

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[_] good ol' /f/ Anon 3263614 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3263617 ahh, a classic, but rage-inducing. the engrish kills me too.
>> [_] Anon 3263654 >># It's wasn't SO sad
>> [_] Anon 3263746 Sadly it's easy to get stuck in this game since you can't reset the checkpoint.
>> [_] Anon 3263753 Finished it after all these years
>> [_] Anon 3263757 >># This flash was the first time I heard Lady GaGa
>> [_] Anon 3263766 >># You successfully arrived to home!
>> [_] Anon 3263777 Finally beating this train wreck is definitely satisfying.

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[_] Anon 3218263
>> [_] Anon 3218270 >># Great game, but I can never get past the gears.
>> [_] Anon 3218285 This game goes Dante Must Die once you hit the gears area. Where was the safety inspection when they were building the damn things?
>> [_] Anon 3218290 >># Fuck, i got caught in the doors and crushed twice >Love me two times baby
>> [_] Anon 3218292 YES HOME SWEET HOME I don't want to hear Poker Face ever again in my life.
>> [_] Anon 3218315 How he reaches for the bottles has fucked me more than the gears.
>> [_] Anon 3218331 Brings back so many memories of /f/ back in the day.
>> [_] Anon 3218337 This game has no right to be this good.
>> [_] Anon 3218367 Literally impossible to get past the tank

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[_] Anon 3182603 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3182615 I never got far in this game. it's such a resource hog.
>> [_] Anon 3182623 >that fucking gear section FUCK
>> [_] Anon 3182666 This game sucks dick.
>> [_] Anon 3182674 Is there an end to this game?
>> [_] Anon 3182675 >># there is, but there is none to your torment
>> [_] Anon 3182678 Just as annoying as Double Memes
>> [_] Anon 3182682 My character got stuck between the box and car. Kept slamming his head against the side mirror and knocking himself out.
>> [_] Anon 3182684 >># jesus fucking christ that shits ancient
>> [_] Anon 3182685 I've beat this before. This time around I got stuck at the tank with the slop and gave up.
>> [_] Anon 3182734 >># it would have been easier if they gave you a few bottles

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[_] Anon 3181151 >Gears AAAA
>> [_] Anon 3181167 My dude got stuck in the elevator doors it was rekt,
>> [_] Anon 3181186 WHY DOESN'T MY KEYBOARD RESPOND!!!

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 3178542 >tfw my old mouse finally broke >tfw this new one feels weird
>> [_] Anon 3178543 >># So did you finish this since last time?
>> [_] Anon 3178548 >># Nope. Still stuck at the gears.
>> [_] Anon 3178574 >># Yeah, how the fuck do you get past those things?
>> [_] Anon 3178576 >># I think you have to jump, land on your feet and use the springy momentum to make an even higher jump. I've done it in the game before but not at the springs because getting over the tank every time to try the gears is seriously retarded.
>> [_] Anon 3178578 >># The tank is hard, but I can now get over it consistently. But those fucking gears, man.
>> [_] Anon 3178604 >># you've just wasted my high I've spend 40 minutes with this shit and had only 2 checkpoints
>> [_] Anon 3178605 Holy fuck, i fucking did it finally. I played this game so often, but never beat it.
>> [_] Anon 3178613 Shit nigga, you never posted the /f/ version. wtf ru doin
>> [_] Three 3178681 The way your character tries to spring to his feet when he falls down is fucking infuriating.

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 3177406 Can you complete this? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3177432 >># Arrows+space doesn't do a damn thing.
>> [_] Anon 3177439 >># Maybe you need to update your flash player? It works for me.
>> [_] Anon 3177441 Fun and pretty funny until it doesnt give you checkpoints after doing something.
>> [_] Anon 3177463 Once the grinders right after the tank show up I can't get any further GG
>> [_] Anon 3177477 >Face first into car >Unconscious >Get 1HP back >As the head rises, it hits the mirror >Repeat poor guy
>> [_] Anon 3177491 >># >stuck between car and boxes
>> [_] Anon 3177504 >># That's where I always get stuck too, fucking impossible
>> [_] Anon 3177508 >># If you can 100% this game with the music on the entire time you must be a patron saint of patience.
>> [_] Anon 3177530 >># >># >># >at tank/grinder part >open thread to see if anyone has beaten it >nobody has >go back to game >character is halfway through the floor >before I can hit "restart" character is suddenly launched all the way back to the spot with the 3 platforms that appear right after some stairs >he lands on a checkpoint and dies fuck this game
>> [_] Anon 3177533 >># I'm stuck there, too. I can get past the first grinder, but then I always slip and fall into it.
>> [_] Anon 3177541 >># >># Don't bother, it gets worst after the tank/grinder. There are more grinders and there is a part where you have a huge vertical jump that WILL make you unconscious and 99% of the time you will fall in the grinders. The only way to get passed it is to land on the alcohol while falling so you regain HP on the grinders and then jump on the grinders to get out. Then immediately afterwards you need to get a second alcohol bottle so you can fit through a hole that will kill you if you're not drinking alcohol. Then after the hole you have to make a large jump without falling in another set of grinders. I died here like 30 times, got passed it once and there was still no check point so I stopped playing. Fuck that shit.

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 3132109 Post more [G] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3132149 Get to the end, you can do it!
>> [_] Anon 3132181 >># terrible game
>> [_] Anon 3132209 The terrible controls I can live with, because ya know, he's drunk. Buy why the fuck does he bounce and slide around like he's made out of greased flubber?
>> [_] Anon 3132225 whoever made this game needs to learn what alcohol actually does.
>> [_] Anon 3132231 >not trying to grab that bottle, but it's there and I'm here so fuck it O, vidya, why doth ye know so well?

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[_] muhmuhmuh... Anon 2977208 drink responsibly /f/

File: dead_drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] muh muh muh.... Anon 2974931 if i don't make it home please take care of my dog
>> [_] Anon 2974941 this game always fucks me hard
>> [_] Anon 2974950 Christ how the fuck do you get passed those gears
>> [_] Anon 2974990 fuck this fucking game holy shit nice fucking trampoline im walking on at least give more checkpoints or something how about a fucking feasible ending holy shit haven't been this pissed off since 4:00 today fuck this game LE MAD of course im fucking mad this is beyond bullshit im about to put another hole in my closet door lately that thing has just become a punching bag
>> [_] Anon 2975090 Finally managed to beat it. If you want to jump better immediately hold backwards after you jump.

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 2938752
>> [_] Anon 2938849 >># Got pinned under the tank with no way out.
>> [_] Anon 2938853 http://www.gevanni.com/projects/net_api/ dd.html
>> [_] Anon 2938856 >># is ded foghat.
>> [_] Anon 2938857 >># Post the good version
>> [_] Anon 2938867 >># Won the game.
>> [_] Anon 2938892 >close tab >poker face continues to play help

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[_] tip kek Doctor Memes 2855307 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2855486 Fucking bus, dude.

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[_] Anon 2777726 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2777734 >># Listen while playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Koke3PCY dxQ
>> [_] Anon 2777738 almost close to get 7's
>> [_] Anon 2777767 >Get stuck between car and boxes >Hit head on mirror >Get knocked unconcious >Wake up and get knocked out again >repeat 10/10 best game BEST GAME
>> [_] Anon 2777864 best gaem indeed
>> [_] Anon 2777870 im fucking stuck from the last time I played this how did it save the check point from three weeks ago?
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2777888 Elevator is daaangerous. Where are elevator safety features?

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Ma Ma Ma ma Anon 2776480
>> [_] Anon 2776593 >perfectly jump on the lamp poles >fucker tries to grab bottle and throws himself off balance

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] MOAR GAEMS Anon 2727881
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2727893 This is how I first heard PokerFace

File: drunkard (2).swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 2701754 moar gayms Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2701757 >immediately get caught in elevator door and crushed to death.
>> [_] Anon 2701774 I got knocked unconscious beneath a car, every time I try to get up I hit my head and get knocked unconscious again.
>> [_] Anon 2701781 Jumped out of the top floor window and lived. Achievement get mutha fukas.
>> [_] Anon 2701823 >get to secret area >getting to the third step requires a jump where you either hit your head against the ceiling, fall unconscious, and flop down the previous two steps or you try to jump with no running start and dive face-first into the step >assuming you even make it onto the second step without going unconscious and waking up immediately into a fish flop that sends you unconscious again >three times in a row
>> [_] Anon 2701825 Damn it I hate those gears. Although so funny.
>> [_] Anon 2701950 >># thats all the further i made it before quitting

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 2699164 /f/ needs more infuriating games
>> [_] Anon 2699184 I got killed by the elevator.
>> [_] Anon 2699194 >># >You succesfully arrived home >Thanks for playing this SO STUPID game! wut
>> [_] Anon 2699208 >stand where elevator doors close >destroy framerate and enjoy dozens of body-slapping-ground noises being played simultaneously
>> [_] Anon 2699216 >># Get it at the top floor. Slows the shit out of the game and surprisingly your browser. Make sure it catches your feet first, though, so it stretches your body beyond belief.
>> [_] Anon 2699261 >># i cant play the multiplayer :'(
>> [_] Anon 2699265 >># Because it tries to connect to a virus riddled site for that. My firewall blocks the attempt with a malicious classification.
>> [_] Anon 2699302 U ain't trickin me again /f/

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 2691867 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2691955 Hard but possible... if you're a lucky cunt
>> [_] Anon 2692047 So I've got my dude half way under a tank and unconscious. Normally, this isn't an issue but whenever he recovers his head pops up. And smacks into the tank. And knocks him out again.
>> [_] Anon 2692057 Fuck whoever made this game. And fuck you for posting it.
>> [_] Anon 2692065 Why the fuck is this guy made out of fucking elastic? Fuck this game and it's bullshit physics.

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] [G] Anon 2689999
>> [_] Anon 2690005 >># Who made this work of art?
>> [_] Anon 2690010 >># Was fun, then became an endless reset game. 2/10
>> [_] Anynomous 2690018 yeah so smart he refuses to step on a stupid window that drunken fewllow-__- and damage his himself and kills himself while jumping...in his own room...who ever made this has no intention of letting you win..sadisitic that is all what is to say to that game
>> [_] Anon 2690047 >># Nice quads
>> [_] Anon 2690100 >># I really wish I could dance as good as this drunken stick man

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 2665870 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2665908 FINALLY! I WON THE GAME! Thx to the physics I have to say, i couldnt pass the last gears part, I bounced on them and flew above the checkpoint.
>> [_] Anon 2665941 Game is laggy as fuck even with the quality turned down
>> [_] Anon 2665944 LET'S SEE IF I CAN GET PAST THE GEARS
>> [_] Anon 2665977 >># shit computer detected

File: dead_drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Other)
[_] Anon 2595110
>> [_] Anon 2595148 This is gold.
>> [_] Anon 2595152 ok so I made it to the boat and after that there were mills which I couldn't jump over
>> [_] Anon 2595209 was funny til the boat, then it got hard beat it though, fuck
>> [_] Anon 2595285 >Try to climb up waist high ledge >take jump too shallow >dude knocks head against ground >unconscious >proceeds to twitch and slide the wrong way down another 3 ledges >springs to his feet >sails through the air >the wrong way >lands in gears The pain is real
>> [_] Anon 2595290 I hope if someone ever makes a real life video of this game, that they strap 50 pound weights to each leg.

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 2590483
>> [_] Anon 2590508 THAT FUCKING CAR OMFG THAT FUCKING CAR
>> [_] Anon 2590511 AW FUCK, PLS, I WANTED TO HAVE A NICE DAY TODAY. Actually, I preferred the /f/ version of this.
>> [_] Anon 2590514 >no friction: the game
>> [_] Anon 2590518 >># i know how you feel
>> [_] Anon 2590526 greatest fucking dance moves
>> [_] Anon 2590538 I've been hurt before
>> [_] Anon 2590539 If you press down to the beat he does a groovy dance.
>> [_] Anon 2590543 >># Naw nigga, fuck the car. The car ain't shit. Those fucking streetlamps tho. Stupid asshole throws himself head first off the edge into the insta-death pit every time, and you can't do shit about it.
>> [_] Anon 2590547 i can't get past the jump after the tank
>> [_] Anon 2590567 >reach a checkpoint >suffer for several minutes >drunk faggots gets launched to location of previous checkpoint >previous checkpoint overrides most recent one This game truly is suffering.
>> [_] Anon 2590631 Shit controlls. Shit physics. Shit game.
>> [_] Anon 2590632 >Thank you for playing this SO STUPID game! holy shit what an adventure
>> [_] Anon 2590651 >step into elevator >get crushed by wall as it lifts >wtfman.jpg

File: dead_drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] for my love natalia Anon 2551101 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2551103 Holy shit, it's bee years since I've seen this
>> [_] Anon 2551108 I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS, BRO
>> [_] Anon 2551109 I still don't understand the choice in music
>> [_] Anon 2551112 >># they should add a music player with various songs
>> [_] Anon 2551113 You know, honestly the being drunk isn't this guy's problem, it's his ability to jump 10 feet in the air with no resistance to the impact of landing.
>> [_] Anon 2551197 >># OP of Natalia thread, thank you /f/riend <3
>> [_] Anon 2551214 >># how the fuck do I get past the tank I might be a terrible player but this shit is pissing me off to no end, I keep jumping on it and rebounding back
>> [_] Anon 2551224 >># tank is NOTHING compared to what is immediately after it.
>> [_] Anon 2551228 >># never been able to get past that, always ceebz after a few times.
>> [_] Anon 2551232 This game would be so much easier if I could ragdoll instead of vibrate into the nearest pit.
>> [_] Anon 2551252 holy fuck the gears

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] Anon 2549596
>> [_] Anon 2549623 I'm on the boat. Someone for the love of Christ please tell me I'm near the end.
>> [_] Anon 2549678 Few things have ever left me more frustrated than this game
>> [_] Anon 2549679 Multiplayer seems to be working again. Visit the game page.
>> [_] Anon 2549688 elevator: easy pit: no problem fucking stairs: 0 goddamn damage small ledge: guaranteed to take 30 damage and slid back down
>> [_] Anon 2549689 >># >># >># Space
>> [_] Anon 2549690 >># how the fuck do you think i made it over the pit and managed to get enough air to bean myself for 30 damage?
>> [_] Anon 2549697 >># sauce of the song pls
>> [_] Anon 2549700 >you are crazy if you trying to jump out of here >jump out window >die >close flash
>> [_] Anon 2549701 >># he was mocking you that he is in an actual space yes, you can somehow get into space
>> [_] Anon 2549706 >># Hold Up
>> [_] Anon 2549709 >># Did someone did the grinder jump after the tank? That thing is freaking impossible... not even after 11 cans of beer I got it right.
>> [_] Anon 2549711 >># I made it,be lucky and hope for a high jump,worked for me.
>> [_] Anon 2549713 got leg caught in elevator door and crushed to death when elevator started moving jump out of third floor, instant KO when hitting the ground, bounce into air and fly down stairs, somehow land on legs, slide into beer, character wakes up, downs beer and stands safely in front of the pit with 50 hp fun game
>> [_] Anon 2549715 Fuck yeah I did it! Only took me 2 hours
>> [_] Anon 2549716 >># Darude - Poker face
>> [_] Anon 2549717 >># what does holding up do? i did it and somehow survived with 1 hp, not sure if that's why but he went unconscious instead of dying.
>> [_] Anon 2549722 >># you only take damage if your head hits, if you keep your head up and hit legs first it absorbs some of the blow not sure if up actually does anything though or if only left and right can be used to control rotation
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2549723 >Eric Gurt He made quality games like Plazma Burst and Plazma Burst 2
>> [_] Anon 2549724 >># no, i don't think up does anything. i think i just got lucky.
>> [_] Anon 2549728 >># than-hey, wait a minute.
>> [_] Anon 2549729 >># dude, wut you wasted 2 hours of your live with this?
>> [_] Anon 2549741 This game is a little shit. I'd rather play a good game that makes sense than a bad game that is supposed to make me angry and has a shit soundtrack. Thanks

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[_] Frustration and dissapointment Anon 2237866 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2237884 ok this game cheats it pushes you off those lamp posts
>> [_] Anon 2237905 >># then how did i make it past them?? you just suck at being drunk
>> [_] Anon 2237907 >># >surely no one on the internet would lie
>> [_] Anon 2237914 love this game... even if I suck at it
>> [_] Anon 2237916 >># Thats because there is beer on them. He lunges for beer. You snag the beer, get back while he drinks it, then jump. Simple platforming.
>> [_] Anon 2237941 game's funny the first 1,5 minute then it's kinda meh then it's boring
>> [_] Anon 2237984 >># Gets annoying after the first tank.

File: dagobah_dead_drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, 400x200, Game)
[_] This fucking game Anon 2211813 this shit will be the end of me
>> [_] Anon 2211833 >># Why do so many people rename flashes by putting "dagobah" before them?
>> [_] Anon 2211836 >># i think its some site similar to swfchan
>> [_] Anon 2211840 GUIZE YOU CAN DUAL-WIELD LIQUOR
>> [_] Anon 2211891 >got stuck in elevator >breaks game
>> [_] Anon 2211895 Think anyone who can put up with the shitty song is a winrar
>> [_] Anon 2211968 >># It is, I fucking hate it when they end up on here with dagobah in front of them. Anyway, OP, thank you for posting this, I ALWAYS die laughing when i play this game.
>> [_] Anon 2211969 >dagobah fuck off
>> [_] Anon 2211989 >># oh god im not the only one laughing my ass off at this game
>> [_] Anon 2212006 Finally beat it. How the fuck does he get to and from work normally?

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[_] Anon 2122209
>> [_] Anon 2122218 Fucking sysadmins can never hold their booze.
>> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 2122259 Made my day.
>> [_] Anon 2122264 I love this flash so much
>> [_] Anon 2122279 Fu-fu-fu-fuck her face fu-fu-fuck her face.
>> [_] Anon 2122290 I successfully arrived to home wow
>> [_] Anon 2122291 Got stuck in the secret area...
>> [_] Anon 2122319 for a nigga he doesn't jump very fucking high
>> [_] Anon 2122321 God damn this is hard. I wonder how many monitors have been tossed out of windows because of this game.

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[_] Anon 1925262 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1925310 I find this hilarious for some reason.
>> [_] Anon 1925312 DON'T GET STUCK IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR DOOR
>> [_] Anon 1925316 How do you pass the boat????
>> [_] Anon 1925318 >># Ahh finally beat that boat part, which I guess was the end!
>> [_] bitch fuck assholecuntrag 1925338 you suck balls
>> [_] sage sage 1925343 fuck. you.
>> [_] Anon 1925344 Best game ever. Fucking hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1925390 Fucking bottle magnets! How do they work?
>> [_] Anon 1925394 Oh look! I need dem bottles, so I have to fall over into some gears!
>> [_] Anon 1925437 I never understand when forward momentum kicks you backwards in this game. >.>
>> [_] Anon 1925438 >># Your legs are like springs. If you get any amount of air at all you will bounce. You can get through the first half pretty easily if you hold the up arrow. Holding the down arrow when you're not bouncing will help you run slightly faster for some jumps.
>> [_] Anon 1925441 >># Your legs are like springs. If you get any amount of air at all you will bounce. You can get through the first half pretty easily if you hold the up arrow. Holding the down arrow when you're not bouncing will help you run slightly faster for some jumps. How do I get to the secret area?

File: dead_drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, Game)
[_] Ma ma ma ma Anon 1865261 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1865265 Fucking tank every time can't seem to get over it =/
>> [_] Anon 1865283 Finally did it. The win screen is now my wallpaper
>> [_] Anon 1865300 Fuck everything about the pit with gears and 2 bottles
>> [_] Anon 1865346 Care to explain why this flash sets off every virus detector I have the second I load it?
>> [_] Anon 1865348 Fuck the gears, I'm done.
>> [_] Anon 1865399 >># This. I learned my lesson from the Trojans. Wont be fooling me with this fancy-ass wooden horse.
>> [_] Anon 1865553 Yeah, the gears are rough.
>> [_] Anon 1865554 >># >># What antivirus are you guys using? AVG's not finding anything.
>> [_] Anon 1865560 avast blocked an attempt to download the virus from a web site.
>> [_] Anon 1865572 >># THIS
>> [_] Anon 1865575 Perpetually unconscious, thanks to being impaled on a ledge and beer-gravity pulling me further into it.

File: Dead Drunk.swf-(1.85 MB, Game)
[_] /f/ needs games Anon 1814061 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1814077 >get knocked unconscious under the bus >perpetually knock myself out for all time I fucking love this game, thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 1814084 You can't jump across to the bus. You have to jump from the tower and get onto the bus. Also restart starts you at the last save point, not at the beginning.
>> [_] Anon 1814127 DO NOT jam yourself in the elevator door. Proven to be bad for your health, I'm coughing up blood from laughing so hard.
>> [_] Anon 1814135 Dangerous town to get drunk in... that you have to jump over meat grinders
>> [_] Anon 1814136 >># THIS. GODDAMIT MY SIDES. THEY'RE IN ORBIT.
>> [_] Anon 1814145 WHO IN THE FUCK PUT THAT DRINK ON THE STREET LIGHT.
>> [_] Anon 1814148 >get to the gears >at a checkpoint with 1 hp right before a drop to a tiny-ass platform next to a gear pit >die literally 100+ times on that one section alone >get past that part 4 times total >die on the next gear pit every time yeah fuck this game
>> [_] Anon 1814149 http://www.gevanni.com/projects/net_api/ dd.swf Updated.
>> [_] Anon 1814183 AVAST > Threat has been detected
>> [_] Anon 1814241 >># >># OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>> [_] Anon 1814248 for some reason i can jump 8 times higher than normal when recovering from unconscious which usually ends up with me knocking myself out again.
>> [_] Anon 1814276 >># +1
>> [_] Anon 1814278 >Jump in elevator >Die

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[_] [G] We need games bad... Anon 1604552 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1604728 i like it
>> [_] Anon 1604738 This is brilliant!
>> [_] Anon 1604821 This game has really poor balance u see what i did there?

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[_] [G] /r/ Cosplay - Stripping Girl Link (LOZ) Anon 1598983 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1599074 i gave up at that car
>> [_] Anon 1599080 that god damn battleship
>> [_] Anon 1599081 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUU THAT BATTLESHIP
>> [_] Anon 1599139 finally beat it.
>> [_] Anon 1599161 this is terrible
>> [_] Anon 1599170 Game synopsis: Hurt self from navigating near impossible terrain. Regain consciousness with 1 health. Walk near beer bottle. WARP SPEED ENGAGE. Hit head, die, re-spawn back at checkpoint. Repeat.
>> [_] Anon 1599179 WHO PUT THAT FUCKING CAR THERE
>> [_] Anon 1599204 Game concept 10/10 Playability 1/10 Has potential, but WTF? Random flying around and other retarded physics = ruined game.
>> [_] Anon 1599214 I remember playing this back before anyone knew who Lady Gaga was.
>> [_] Anon 1599223 Yea, that battleship. Getting over the tank is hard enough, then you got that gap with death gears after it and no checkpoint.

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[_] [G] dead drunk 1446748
>> [_] Bananawaffle 1446753 its no fun without multiplayer
>> [_] Anon 1446756 it's no fun
>> [_] Anon 1446780 it's
>> [_] Anon 1446799 restart animation is fucking slow
>> [_] Anon 1446800 restart animation is
>> [_] :3 FurFan !!ITx6Th3pbEj 1446826 I dun have the patience for this o.o
>> [_] Anon 1446836 Goddamn. I hate that tank and those gears

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[_] [G] Silly physics Popsicle HxC !mG5O0Tff5s 1404616 Lady Gaga is in it.
>> [_] Anon 1404730 God, this game just sucks.
>> [_] Anon 1404753 The gears... oh god the gears. Does it even continue after that???
>> [_] Anon 1404756 >># nope
>> [_] Anon 1404767 Oh please, this is easymodo version. The jump is way higher than before, and the elevator doors don't fucking rape you any more.
>> [_] Anon 1404784 >accidentally fall into gear > Speakers go GGIHJKJGTHDILUJKBETOIKSLHNDFJLKSIF<SDFG

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[_] [G] Poker Face... Anon 1399573 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1399602 Fu... Fu... Fuck her Face....
>> [_] Anon 1399621 I can play this if I mute my fucking computer first.
>> [_] Anon 1399622 holy shit this has to be one of the most frustrating games ever made, why can't i stop playing it PROTIP: click the note next to "music by lady gaga" to mute the music
>> [_] Anon 1399623 THE FUCKING COGS
>> [_] Anon 1399626 >You successfully arrived home >Thanks for playing this SO STUPID game! holy shit that was hard
>> [_] Anon 1399728 Holy shit the telephone poles are SO DAMN HARD. Fucking drunk. :|
>> [_] Anon 1399737 I got stuck under the bus
>> [_] Anon 1399738 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-! fucking tank D:<
>> [_] Anon 1399741 It's fucking terrible mainly because of how it bounces back when you lay sideways and end up 15 feet away and end up exactly where you tried to avoid.
>> [_] Anon 1399743 I got to the pole after the bus, fell to the left, fell unconscious, slid toward the two beer bottles, ended up on the other side of the pole and DIED Conclusion: worst game ever
>> [_] Anon 1399749 Just beat it. Fucking gears! The only way I got past them was because of complete and lucky flukes. Somehow, jumping at the right time on the gears propels you way up.
>> [_] Anon 1399791 can't get back up stairs before run, run, jump part fucks sake
>> [_] Anon 1399797 the second set of gears right ofter the checkpoint is killing me what you did with those slanted areas was just cruel, after a jump he tries to right himslef and ends up springboarding himself of the ramp into the cogs.
>> [_] Anon 1399800 What the fuck, I can't get past these streetlights, on the second jump he always falls unconcious and fucking lunges forward for some fucking reason and falls to death.

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[_] [G] Anon 1381070
>> [_] Anon 1381075 this is full of win. shame about lady gag, although it's semi fitting.
>> [_] Anon 1381114 >># This. Shit song is shit, but sorta fits.

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[_] [G] /r/ inside Anon 1366875 HARD GAY SWFS? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1366911 Not hard. Hold up the whole time and it's a breeze.
>> [_] Anon 1366915 i like how the game literally throws beer bottles in your path when you don't even need them, but there's a sudden drought where you could really use them: he gears
>> [_] Anon 1366919 I'm convinced that the one part of the gears section where theres a section of stairs that has 3 steps, and the top of it being sloped so that when you land, your head hits the floor, is rigged to make the game unbeatable.
>> [_] Anon 1366923 Feels JUST like my sysadmin days...
>> [_] Anon 1366928 So, the creator just didn't care whether his game was shit or not? Or, was he TRYING to make an awful flash?
>> [_] Anon 1366935 Ok...I'm sorry How the fuck do you browse this board. are there any pages to it?
>> [_] Anon 1366943 horrible game, impossible to play. MAKE ME RAGE MOTHER FUCKER JUMP ERRRRR
>> [_] Anon 1366953 Wow... That was awful... Sort of fun at first to see him flail around, but once you find out you can actually make progress it's just a piece of shit... I love how useless the beer is. Every time he goes to grab one, he just slams his face against the ground to get it, usually putting my health lower than it was before.
>> [_] Anon 1366957 I got to the tour bus and I swear there's a goddamn oil slick on top of it because every time I land my feet go out from under me and throw me backward.
>> [_] Anon 1366973 >># the battleship after it is worse
>> [_] Anon 1366974 got half way across the spikes. Fuck this game is horrible. Brings out the rage in people.
>> [_] Anon 1366977 You have made it home. Thanks for playing this SO SHIT game. VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[_] [G] Anon 1344886
>> [_] Anon 1344898 shit sux
>> [_] Anon 1344911 lady guyguy is a shitty choice of music. OP is a faggot
>> [_] Anon 1344951 wow, how realistic
>> [_] Anon 1344956 >># it's true the music is fucking terrible, but the game is fucking terrible so it works.
>> [_] Anon 1344964 >># This game is somewhat old and from before that bitch became famous. First time I listened to this music was in this flash.
>> [_] Anon 1345004 Good fucking god, those GEARS man! I was doing good so far.

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[_] [G] Anon 1321702
>> [_] Anon 1321727 I'm glad music sauce was given- I'd have never figured it out.
>> [_] Anon 1321767 Get out of here cartman, you don't even care about the whales you fat ass. you just wanna be on tv.

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[_] [G] Anon 1317150 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1317156 lol
>> [_] Anon 1317158 That would be fucking awesome if it didn't get fucking stuck in everything, bringing the game to a crawl.
>> [_] Anon 1317172 Fun for a couple minutes. Would be better if multiplayer worked.
>> [_] Anon 1317173 Last time I checked, when you are drunk, the ground doesn't turn to ice, causing you to slide everywhere when you fall.
>> [_] Anon 1317191 >># or rubber, causing you to bounce back 20 feet when you hit something
>> [_] Anon 1317199 This guys feet must weigh a fucking ton, because if a toe goes over an edge, he goes with it.
>> [_] Anon 1317210 game is impossible. Unless it glitches, and you get some hella high bounce, the spinning pits are impossible to jump across. Should have known that a gagafag couldn't make a decent game.
>> [_] Anon 1317231 >click game >hear pokerface >close game
>> [_] Anon 1317287 damn, close to gettin over them gears
>> [_] Anon 1317298 the worst part of being an sysadmin is the fact that you have to walk home through treacherous pits, hop across streetlights and navigate giant pulverizer pits because you can't afford a car. No wonder he gets so drunk.
>> [_] Anon 1317299 >># >click game >hear pokerface >came hard
>> [_] Synonymous !SYNONymDuY 1317305 I made it home there had better be liquor in there. http://i32.tinypic.com/1lwfl.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1317316 hell yeah, victory. Where the fuck does he live?
>> [_] BlueGrey !!s2pEY53Sl1l 1317375 ITT: Too hard for casuals
>> [_] Anon 1317378 I love how he has to fucking dive for the bottles when im trying to cross the lights.

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[_] [G] Anon 1302132 fa fa fuck her Face Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1302136 that damn car, cant get past it
>> [_] Anon 1302156 So........ At the line "Bluffing with my Muffin," is Muffin code for "Pussy?"
>> [_] Anon 1302194 Those damn street lights...
>> [_] Anon 1302196 Got to the fucking DEATH GEARS!
>> [_] Anon 1302213 Past the first set of death gears, fuck that jump and the tunnel of unconsciousness.
>> [_] Anon 1302217 fuck whoever put bottles on top of the streetlights
>> [_] Anon 1302232 Game end after that fucking Up only Lift
>> [_] Anon 1302235 Man this guy has a soft head.
>> [_] Anon 1302240 >># Hey, his an admin, you can't blame him for being weak in the head.
>> [_] Anon 1302242 >># He was dropped on his head often as a baby.... OFTEN.
>> [_] Anon 1302290 >># >Hey, he's an admin, you can't blame him for being weak in the head. Fix'd it for you.
>> [_] Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 1302327 >># No, it's slang for 'husband' or 'boyfriend' Also, I won the game. Cheers, mates.

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[_] [G] Its back /f/ Anon 1258672 whaa....i dont eve..... pokerface? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1258673 FUCK YEAR
>> [_] Anon 1258674 PA PA PA...
>> [_] + 1258682 Dear Players, Please do not enter elevators only halfway while lying down. Thank you, Physics
>> [_] Anon 1258700 fuck this is infuriating
>> [_] Anon 1258703 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKING STREET LIGHTS FUCCCCCK
>> [_] Anon 1258705 Stuck at the grinding gears -_-. That jump is pretty hard..
>> [_] Anon 1258708 thats it i quit. the physics are infuriating. oh hey i landed the jump but for some unknown reason my body is made of rubber so i rebounded off the ground all the way back.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK
>> [_] Anon 1258710 I BEAT IT, I FUCKING BEAT IT, TAKE THAT NIGGERS
>> [_] Anon 1258731 >># It really isn't that hard, dude
>> [_] Anon 1258733 how do u get past those gears and whats after them?
>> [_] Anon 1258739 fuck this shit
>> [_] Anon 1258751 FUCK IT, I REFUSE TO DO THAT FUCKING TANK AGAIN, I FUCKING HATE IT. AND HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET PAST THOSE GEARS
>> [_] Anon 1258753 >get stuck in deadly elevator door >browser crash FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1258759 What's at the end?
>> [_] Anon 1258770 shit game. theres puzzle fun and puzzle just plain annoying
>> [_] Anon 1258771 Yeah, this game gets kind of old fast. It's mostly luck. Near the gears portion, your landings must be *absolutely* perfectly. This wouldn't be bad if your guy wasn't made of rubber and bounces off of just about everything he possible can.
>> [_] Anon 1258838 /r/ version without shit "music"
>> [_] Anon 1258841 godly grammar
>> [_] Anon 1258842 I hate that song.
>> [_] Anon 1258847 >># you know there is a sound note you can click, protip try changing around from 1x to 2x ect see what you like, finally beat it, wait until you get to the spinning gears lol.
>> [_] Anon 1258852 >># learn to disable music from main menu...idiot
>> [_] Anon 1258853 Two tricks: Take it easy and don't hold a direction while jumping (basically don't do everything Mario has taught you). At the gears you have to time it right, jump on the ledge and jump again before your rubber body cancels your momentum.
>> [_] Anon 1258856 Finished it. Had a good laugh at the elevator platform, it launched me a dozen times before I managed to stay on.
>> [_] Anon 1258861 Fua, fua, fuck her face. Fua, fua, fuck her face.
>> [_] Anon 1258870 >makes the gears jump >slams head into floor right at the end but gets through >seizures back to consciousness and pushes self into gear pit >FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UU
>> [_] Anon 1258883 Ah, stairs - A drunk, rubbery bastards worst nightmare.
>> [_] Anon 1258884 And this game is how I found out about Lady Gaga when it was first posted. Thank you
>> [_] Anon 1258885 In the next version, this game should take place on planet Earth.
>> [_] Anon 1258886 Does this remind anyone else of Father Jack, from Father Ted?
>> [_] Anon 1258887 I can't even get past the fucking car seriously, this shit is too much dumb luck to be fun
>> [_] Anon 1258892 >press jump >lose absolutely all control of your character as he randomly fucking floats around like he's in space
>> [_] Anon 1258895 What was >># Talking about, the tank is eas >Slips down barrel, wedged in gap. Repeat X10. FFFFFUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1258909 Fucking physics, how do they work?
>> [_] R 1258914 It would be nice to play without THAT SHIT MUSIC I SWEAR I HEAR THAT FUCKING MUSIC AG-
>> [_] Anon 1258917 Why would you put gears there?! Great game, other than the whole "HURR DURR MY LEGS ARE SPRINGS" business.

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[_] [G] [A] [G][A] Anon 1190830 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1190868 This is really fucking hard
>> [_] Anon 1190870 I am up to the section with the gears. Slight inclines are retarded because you bounce off them like a spring board and can't stand on them.
>> [_] Anon 1190872 >># Same. I actually managed to get a backwards checkpoint. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1190875 beat it. also, the end of the gears section is utterly retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1190878 >># Here. Finally beat it, too. Way too hard of a last section.
>> [_] Anon 1190880 Just beat it too, and yes it is. I had a hilarious death on the elevator where I jump on it and all it did was launch me to the beginning of the ramp where I smashed head first into the wall.
>> [_] I !sexUsnoozE 1190963 >># Indeed, that slight ramp is a bitch and a half, it just automatically FLINGS you into the gear pit. almost got it...
>> [_] I !sexUsnoozE 1190967 Finally beat it. I got the checkpoint up the ramp by barely sticking my head out far enough before flying back again. I made it up the next slop with a FRONT FLIP, it was fun, though not recreatable.
>> [_] Anon 1191008 WHY IS THERE NO CHECKPOINT AFTER THE FUCKING TANK?!?!??!??!? FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
>> [_] Anon 1191010 >># continues... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.......
>> [_] Anon 1191011 >># K FUCK THIS GAME!!! FUCK THIS GAME IN ITS POKER FACE!!!!! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. ....
>> [_] Anon 1191014 FUCK IT! I GIVE!
>> [_] Anon 1191048 So uh, what is the end? I'm up to cogs, no idea how many more there are. I'm at the bit where you have to jump into the 'room' with the two bottles and the passage that is too small for you to fit though.
>> [_] Anon 1191053 I have started this game at least half a dozen times, every time I get to the ramps at the gears and I quit... I finally beat this game I never have to play it again. The second up ramp is definitely the hardest part of this game. After that the part where you have to make the long jump over the gears over the ramp isn't nearly as bad IMO. But then again I was mashing space when I got flung down into the gears and ended up actually getting a jump off and it sling shotted me up into the middle section of the platform past the checkpoint.

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[_] [G] [A][G][A] Anon 1186475 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1186483 this game is fucking impossible
>> [_] Anon 1186486 >># you just suck dick at it.
>> [_] Anon 1186501 Can't unhear; I got my Pokerface, fa, fa, fuck her Face I got my Pokerface, fa, fa, fuck her Face I got my Pokerface, fa, fa, fuck her Face
>> [_] Anon 1186504 Nay, he cannot decipher my gambling visage.
>> [_] Anon 1186513 This just absorbed two hours of my life. Success.
>> [_] Anon 1186519 FUUUU-- This shit is hard.
>> [_] Special Agent Dale !CoOperRA66 1186521 the controls suck and this game is frustratingly shitty.
>> [_] Anon 1186527 im on a boat
>> [_] Anon 1186533 >># But you kept playing it, didn't you? ME TOO
>> [_] Anon 1186534 >># I blame it on the ga-ga.
>> [_] !!bgTm+EASn7A 1186537 Funny shit mang.
>> [_] Anon 1186544 2nd time defeating this thing, the last few bits always make me want to sledgehammer my face in.
>> [_] Anon 1186546 Protip: stand on the lift door when it closes
>> [_] Anon 1186547 FUCK THE TANK PART FUCK IT IN THE ASS
>> [_] Anon 1186548 I keep getting my head cut off by the elevator then the browser lags like fucking hell.
>> [_] Anon 1186549 1: Press Down to the beat 2: Watch your character dance to the music 3: ??? 4: P-p-poker face
>> [_] Anon 1186550 FUCK THE GEARS FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1186553 MY FEET ARE NOT 50 POUNDS EACH GOD DAMNIT, QUIT MAKING FLOP AROUND
>> [_] Ultimate Idort! !aVFEC22V.o 1186555 I take it there's nothing in the "secret area :)" and I'm stuck here indefinitely?
>> [_] Anon 1186565 >># No, I didn't. This shitty game annoyed me and I quit after the 3rd time my little retard died. The fucking retard kills himself through such complex actions as "walking around". "Oh no, I tried to walk and fell over, thus smashing my head on the table and bleeding out".
>> [_] Anon 1186566 Why is there a tank in the way of my commute home from work?
>> [_] Anon 1186572 Why is there no save after the tank. How ridiculous.
>> [_] Anon 1186574 This shit is hilarious
>> [_] Anon 1186575 >># If it isn't rough, it isn't fun. Listen to Gaga.
>> [_] Anon 1186578 This is pretty much what being a sysadmin is like. Lots. And lots. Of drinking.
>> [_] Anon 1186614 game sucked furry dick
>> [_] not op 1186615 beat it took me about 2 hours too
>> [_] Anon 1186616 this game is stunningly accurate to the real world if the real world was inhabited by humans whose legs were lighter than air and made of springs, and the entire surface of the planet were made out of rubber and coated in oil
>> [_] Anon 1186625 >># What do you fucking expect, you moron? He is DRUNK, THAT IS THE POINT.
>> [_] Anon 1186639 Not bad, although the weights for the body are not right. Falling off a ledge when only your feet are dangling over it is rather annoying.
>> [_] Anon 1186641 Would be nice if it didn't take forever to restart. As drunk as he is this game is slow as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1186644 Why the fuck do you LUNGE at a fucking beer, its pissing me off
>> [_] Anon 1186645 >># Speed it up with the speed up buttons then.
>> [_] Anon 1186646 >Fall back >RIGHT INTO ANOTHER FUCKING CHECKPOINT Fuck it I'm done. No words can describe my rage.
>> [_] Anon 1186649 I was jumping over the car, then suddenly I jumped 5x my normal height and died when I landed, ha
>> [_] Anon 1186652 MUFFIN!!!
>> [_] Anon 1186657 I made it...it wasn't rather hard at all.
>> [_] Anon 1186663 hmmmm transferring data from ERR.H18.RU WELCOME TO THE BOTNET!
>> [_] Anon 1186671 >># >Implying that isn't it connecting to a scoreboard
>> [_] Madfag !x.d0Bzi2Cw 1186673 >># implying it is
>> [_] Anon 1186682 worst game ever FUCKING HATED IT but I played through the whole thing
>> [_] Anon 1186688 the method I have for ascending a stairwell is worrying me.
>> [_] Anon 1186690 why does my character have this uneering drive to perform summersaults while drunk?
>> [_] Anon 1186691 so I use the magnetic pull of beer to give me the acceleration possible to clear potentially two sedans in one jump?
>> [_] Anon 1186692 undead nigger makes sense (because niggers are always drunk and you cant kill them. only the force of nature can stop them)
>> [_] Anon 1186693 jesus it takes so long to reload when you die
>> [_] Anon 1186694 "no he can't move in fucking pace! he got a retard body"
>> [_] Anon 1186695 By the time you finale gets home he supposed to became sober. Making it logicle 'unsensible' Next time when you let someone made this shit make sure that he also know some basic physics!
>> [_] Anon 1186696 WTF i press left and he rotate! what the hell is this shit?
>> [_] Anon 1186700 I haven't rage quit a game in years but i'm about to over this
>> [_] Anon 1186705 >># nooooooooooooooooooooooo
>> [_] Anon 1186706 The Ship is a little too FUCKING much for me.
>> [_] Anon 1186708 This game is easy, you're just a bunch of casuals. Hold up and down to do the twist.
>> [_] Anon 1186709 Fucking ship why are you so fucking slippery X(
>> [_] ☠1186713 I hate gears . . .
>> [_] ˜ 1186714 F**********************************G SHIP!
>> [_] Rock Candy !6B.msYdiz6 1186718 Fuck yeah, I beat it!
>> [_] Anon 1186721 I died in front of my house, bottle in hand.
>> [_] Anon 1186722 that fuckin tank and the gears are a piss take...
>> [_] Anon 1186730 FUCK YOU GEARS FFUUUCKKKK YOOOUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1186738 this is enough to kill yourself with frustration...
>> [_] Anon 1186739 finnaly got to my house jumped up the stairs... hit the wall unconcios then slid back down to the bottle where i died... AGAIN
>> [_] Anon 1186749 Fuck. This. Shit.
>> [_] Anon 1186754 i made it
>> [_] Anon 1186759 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF STOP DIVING FOR THE BEER, HAVE SOME RESTRAINT YOU DRUNK MOTHER FUCKER. AND GOD DAMNIT, THIS SONG IS GOING TO BE IN MY HEAD FOR THE NEXT WEEK. Excellent game.
>> [_] anon! 1186775 FUCK the elevator I jumped out the window made it to the tank before I X'ed it
>> [_] anon! 1186777 only to restart and go up a floor to jump out that window... I lived
>> [_] Anon 1186786 FUCKING PRAWNS!
>> [_] Anon 1186787 oh shi-hahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i got stuck at the end of the tank!!! nigger is hanging there and i'm still alive!
>> [_] Anon 1186792 I have never raged so hard at a videogame before. Beat it anyways.
>> [_] Anon 1186794 FFUUUU I can't get past what seems to be the last set of gears since there's no checkpoint right before it and everything I have to try and jump through the command tower or something

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[_] [G] Dead Drunk Anon 1148549 lady gaga sucks Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1148558 shi i got stuck between the elevator doors and now my browser is fucked
>> [_] Chronic !DI4gHhabnk 1148570 how do you get past the machines? after the tank
>> [_] Anon 1148572 fuck that song is annoying
>> [_] Anon 1148574 got stuck at the gears as well, after the tank.... damnit
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1148583 >># Just like this game.
>> [_] Anon 1148635 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU----------------- ------- JESUS THIS GAME ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAGGGRRRRRRRR
>> [_] Anon 1148704 Think I've learned about being drunk form this game: You move into everything head-first All life threatening injuries are healed by more drinking You will hear Poker Face on infinite loop
>> [_] Anon 1148715 I love the dancing in this game
>> [_] Anon 1148723 got past a few of the machines decent game but gets really frustrating if you run into a snag because the very nature of the mechanics makes replicating any past success pretty unreliable thus it really sucks shit if you play it for more than ten minutes
>> [_] Anon 1148727 Why isn't this a real game? Like, available via PSN and XBOX Live?
>> [_] Anon 1148731 Fuck yeah I got home
>> [_] Anon 1148738 This game is fucking Silent Hill
>> [_] Anon 1148741 FUCK YEAH YOU ARE THE BEST GAME
>> [_] Anon 1148745 PROTIP: mute the song by clicking the note
>> [_] Anon 1148749 >># >># THE MAKERS OF FUCKING LAG
>> [_] Anon 1148755 >># thank god
>> [_] Anon 1148756 this game is terrible.
>> [_] Anon 1148758 DON'T GO BACK checkpoints work in both ways. SHIT
>> [_] Anon 1148759 I think it's only bad because the fucking drunk gravitates toward the bottles This is especially annoying when you find a bottle on EVERY fucking ledge
>> [_] Anon 1148760 way too brutal with the checkpoints especially with the part you have to climb up one more step, fall down, thread the needle between machines and a window, then go through the slightly-too-low ceiling of death, avoid the nanometer-raised step of tripping and even then you have to get through another gear pit
>> [_] Anon 1148763 wtf? are the tops of tanks now made coverev in grease?
>> [_] Anon 1148767 >># I love fiddling with the jump button while UTTERLY FAILING to surmount it. I get thrown as far back as the lamp post.
>> [_] Anon 1148768 >># Turn the speed down to .5x
>> [_] Anon 1148771 HOLY SHIT I've been looking for this game for like, 1 1/2 years. Thank you, op
>> [_] Anon 1148772 GODDAMN WHEELS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1148781 Victory
>> [_] Anon 1148784 Jump over tank. Fall into gears. Can't jump over tanks. Can't jump over tanks. Can't jump over tanks. Can't jump over tanks. Can't jump over tanks. Can't jump over tanks. Can't jump over tanks. Can't jump over tanks. Can't jump over tanks. Jump over tank. Fall into gears.
>> [_] Anon 1148787 How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
>> [_] Anon 1148788 >># That's the worst part. I love how you fall off anything even if only a small piece of you is hanging off something. It's like your whole weight is suddenly transferred to your shoe.
>> [_] Anon 1148789 >># Poke her butthole?
>> [_] Anon 1148792 I always thought the lyric was "fuck up her face" and that the song was about Lady Whoever finding out that her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she was going to f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck up her face. Her being the other woman.
>> [_] Anon 1148807 >># Fucking tanks
>> [_] Anon 1148821 >># here "You sucessfully arrived to home Thanks for playing this SO STUPID game!" FUCKING FINALLY
>> [_] Anon 1148826 I jumped out of the third story window and lived. I feel I accomplished something. Course, I slipped a busted my head open on that tiny step after the pit in the ground. Ah well.
>> [_] Anon 1148844 FUCK STAIRS. REAL MEN JUMP OUT THE WINDOW, DO A BARREL ROLL AND LAND, TAKING A SWIG.
>> [_] Anon 1148847 FUCK YOU BATTLESHIP

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[_] [G] [A][M][E][S] [T][I][M][E] Anon 1138042
>> [_] Anon 1138147 one question, why do you have to cross a battleship and take a fucking elevator with a bottomless pit just to get to your god damn house. Go buy a new house! ALSO, lags like a motherfucker if you die in the gears. Last note, Lady Gaga being streamed is annoying but actually didnt bother me as much as some of the physics on your landing on platforms.
>> [_] Anon 1138152 Funny game.
>> [_] Anon 1138159 why does he bounce?
>> [_] Anon 1138166 >># fortifications to prevent zombie attacks
>> [_] !!uUcUXUmF6O9 1138198 What's with the fucking van? And the tank? Why is everything so fucking slippery? It's like he made it as fucked up in difficulty as possible Gave up at that tank, that's just retarded

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[_] [G] [A][M][E][S] Anon 1097635 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1097636 ONLINE VER!
>> [_] Anon 1097653 I'm spamming the v arrow, this dance is so funneh
>> [_] Anon 1097655 this is fucking fun
>> [_] Anon 1097672 HE'LL READ MY HE'LL READ MY NO HE WON'T READ MY POKER FACE
>> [_] Anon 1097674 I WANNA HAUL HIM LIKE THEY DO IN TEXAS STATE HOLD HIM LET HIM HIT ME RAISE HIS BABY STAY WITH ME I LOVE IT
>> [_] Anon 1097686 HURR IT SHOULD HAVE LIL BOOSIE DURR
>> [_] Anon 1097700 FUCKING AMAZING
>> [_] Anon 1097702 RUSSIAN ROULETTE AIN'T THE SAME WITHOUT A GUN! IN FACT, IT'S REALLY BORING.
>> [_] Anon 1097869 Fuck, stuck at the bit where you jump over the streetlights. Stupid booze keeps dragging me off them.
>> [_] Anon 1097894 http://www.arcadeprehacks.com/game/1310/ Dead-Drunk.html enjoy :)
>> [_] Anon 1097908 this game is a fucking hoot!

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[_] [G] Anon 1050058 I challenge /f/ to beat this game.. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1050072 its easy as shit, if you can balance you self on two poles.
>> [_] Anon 1050074 You act like this game is hard.
>> [_] Anon 1050079 >># done
>> [_] Anon 1050089 beat it... thought the elevator would be more challeging
>> [_] Anon 1050091 uhh, how fuck do you get up stairs?
>> [_] Anon 1050116 This game is a lot easier when you turn off the obnoxious fucking music.
>> [_] Anon 1050158 Finished it. It can be rage inducing especially when that music gets stuck in your head.
>> [_] Anon 1050161 This game has a design like rape. Shit is near impossible.
>> [_] Anon 1050168 Beat it... I have to say the areas with the "gear traps" were hardest. A good 90% of my deaths / restarts were in that section alone.
>> [_] Anon 1050172 this shit is fucking rage inducing with the unpredictable ragdoll physics and the fact that your guy rebounds off everything like he was made of fucking rubber
>> [_] Anon 1050173 pressing up while moving helps, but to an extent. Also fucking gears are fucking me over so bad.
>> [_] Anon 1050186 >Cannot Connect the Multiplayer Server WTF???
>> [_] Anon 1050191 http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6062/ hjlhklhgggyugf.png Funny, the hardest jump in the game looked so easy.
>> [_] Anon 1050194 whoo for lagging when you die i dont get why...
>> [_] Anon 1050205 >># Because the creator sucks at managing particles gradients and de-spawning.
>> [_] Anon 1050260 >># what makes me rage is the lack of check point AFTER that fucking jump. This is a mod of the original game. The boat is all added content, and it's pretty obvious it was never properly tested considering some spots are literally impassable with out taking damage.
>> [_] Anon 1050262 >># I know, right? It's like a goddamn Slip 'n' Slide on that one ramp. Took me a good thirty tries to get up there. >># Technically, you can pass just about every point in that game without taking damage... ...problem is, no one has that kind of skill or patience (especially after listening to Lady Gaga for X minutes / hours).
>> [_] Anon 1050264 Guy seriously needs to work out a commute that doesn't involve hop scotching across fucking lamposts.
>> [_] Anon 1050270 >># Yeah, fucking hell, how do you get up that thing?
>> [_] Anon 1050289 i wish i could fucking do back flips and shit when im drunk
>> [_] Anon 1050291 FINALLY ship is hard D:
>> [_] Anon 1050300 Hooray for borken ragdoll physics as the core premise for a platformer.
>> [_] Anon 1050303 someone need to make it multiplayer
>> [_] Anon 1050318 PA PE PO PO PU PEH PO PO POKERFACE MO MO MO MO If you press down to the rhythm it kinda looks like he's drunkenly dancing. Also FFFFFFFF this game is only difficult cause of the shit ragdoll physics.

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[_] [G] How far can you get Waffle Turtle 1046353 To turn off the music, push the music note Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1046357 the elevator door really isn't open long enough
>> [_] Anon 1046362 this game makes me rage its so fucking slow
>> [_] Anon 1046365 Shitty programming is shitty.
>> [_] Anon 1046378 FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1046381 >># Think this game is designed to make you rage. Played it a while back and I think at the end you have to jump over on three platforms, one of which has a bottle which always makes you die. There's no winning
>> [_] Anon 1046382 somehow i manage to make the guy facedive into every fucking set of steps...its actually quite funny
>> [_] Anon 1046397 >># i won =,,=
>> [_] Anon 1046417 >># im pass that. it only gets gayer.
>> [_] Anon 1046423 finally i finish this shit (=
>> [_] Anon 1046425 lady gaga... honestly?? Fuck this game.
>> [_] Anon 1046426 >># I tried again I raged again moral? don't try
>> [_] Anon 1046442 >># I've beaten it before. This time though I can't get past that massive jump onto that sloped platform with the pit full of cogs of death underneath it. Fffuuuuuuuccckkk.
>> [_] Anon 1046459 I PUT A CURSE ON THE MAKER OF THIS GAME!!! BY THE POWER OF THE DARK GODS MAY PENISES BE THRUST DEEP INTO THE EARS OF THIS MONSTROSITIES DESIGNER!!! MY HE LIVE THE REST OF HIS DAYS WITH A SEVERELY UPSET STOMACH!!! MAY HE DEVELOP A NERVOUS TICK THAT CAUSES HIM TO RUB HIS NIPPLES IN FRONT OF SMALL CHILDREN, WOMEN AND THE ELDERLY!!!
>> [_] Anon 1046473 The fucking nigger came up with having the last checkpoint right before the cog being BEFORE the tank?
>> [_] Anon 1046483 you can walljump off rampy things. if its too slow turn the speed up. its annoyign, but beatable. lady gaga makes it unbearable
>> [_] Anon 1046493 CHRIST the music is fucking annoying.
>> [_] Anon 1046533 I can't get past the little ramp thing right before the last cog... fuuuuck yoooou
>> [_] Anon 1046557 PUH PUH PUH POKER FACE PUH PUH POKER FACE MUH MUH MUH MUH PUH PUH PUH POKER FACE PUH PUH POKER FACE MUH MUH MUH MUH PUH PUH PUH POKER FACE PUH PUH POKER FACE MUH MUH MUH MUH PUH PUH PUH POKER FACE PUH PUH POKER FACE MUH MUH MUH MUH PUH PUH PUH POKER FACE PUH PUH POKER FACE MUH MUH MUH MUH PUH PUH PUH POKER FACE PUH PUH POKER FACE MUH MUH MUH MUH
>> [_] Anon 1046582 physics are hard to understand. So let's just make up our own rules to govern mass and energy.
>> [_] Anon 1046591 this is hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1046597 this game is fucking funny. i'm probably never going to finish it but goddamn is it funny.

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[_] [G] /r/ shark with wheels in return this game Anon 937395
>> [_] Anon 937407 sweet game dude
>> [_] Anon 937417 this is the most frustrating game ever created
>> [_] Anon 937439 very boring. no thanks.
>> [_] Anon 937443 hardest parts are crossing the light poles and the slanted gear hill... other then that, not too difficult anymore.
>> [_] Anon 937493 Why do people request the "shark with wheels" and "404" flashes all the time. You guys want the oddest mediocre shit.

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[_] [G] DEAD DRUNK Anon 930107 JOIN ME ON MULTI Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 930144 This is new. Never got to go on the battleship before, or past all those grinding gears...
>> [_] Anon 930156 how do you get past the gears?
>> [_] Anon 930159 This is weird
>> [_] Anon 930161 >># Luck. Plus multi-jumping helps.
>> [_] Anon 930171 Old version was better Once you start trying to bring "skill" into a game 100% devoted to blind chance, then the game stops being fun
>> [_] Anon 930189 >># Wrong, it's still about skill
>> [_] Anon 930198 wtf? I start in the middle of nowhere and fall to my death. can't do anything against it.
>> [_] Anon 930202 AKULEfVEGAIEFGBARBhrgaioupfGAEGHWweapg!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 That's how I feel when trying to get past the gears.
>> [_] Anon 930203 >># It was always about skill. Keeping your drunken pal from killing himself with his magnetic beer-bottle arms and stumbling shuffle walk.
>> [_] Anon 930204 how do you get past the first 10 seconds
>> [_] Anon 930206 >># Skill
>> [_] Anon 930212 Bump
>> [_] Anon 930218 I HATE THIS GAME!!!!
>> [_] Anon 930219 the lift at the end is hilariously fun. if you time it right you can use the lift as a flipper and launch yourself back across the map. i got slammed all the way back into the gears rofl.
>> [_] Anon 930220 The slopes on the tank are impossible to pass.
>> [_] Anon 930224 >># DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
>> [_] Anon 930226 GAME COMPLETED! I think I've played it for like 4 hours or something...
>> [_] Anon 930228 The bit with the lamposts. He reaches for the booze and falls to his death the moment he hits the third lampost. goddamn retard.
>> [_] Anon 930233 HOLY DICKS HOW DO I NOT CURBSTOMP MYSELF
>> [_] Anon 930239 From the same dude http://www.flashgamelicense.com/swfs/swf _xtfbfj5y4836.swf
>> [_] Anon 930245 so slow goddamn
>> [_] Anon 930248 lol, I started in front of the house... seeems flash can not differentiate between the old version and this?
>> [_] Anon 930259 hahahahahaha
>> [_] Anon 930264 This game is full of artificial difficulty. I especially like the way throwing yourself across a chasm (read: tiny gap) and landing badly causeses your feet to turn into solid osmium and drag you bodily down said gap.
>> [_] Anon 930269 KICKASS
>> [_] Anon 930276 I won.
>> [_] Anon 930283 Owing to controls based on broken ragdoll physics, slow-motion play, the multitude of unwinnable condition traps and rapid-fire teeth-grindingly lengthy fades, I have decided that this game sucks balls.
>> [_] Anon 930289 nice game
>> [_] Anon 930292 You take the elevator downstairs, then collect bear bottles for more health. however, it's too slow for my taste to actually enjoy.
>> [_] Anon 930334 i fucking hate this game goddamn! it makes me want to put my fist through my computer screen! the moral of this shit is that alcohol can make you rage and jumping over cars or going up stairs might kill you
>> [_] Anon 930360 Lol, it's too easy.

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[_] [G] /g/ plz Anon 919212 needs more /g/ames Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 919220 is it possible to survive the pit below x_x?
>> [_] Anon 919227 yes i just beat the game for the second time if you land on the gears just try to time your jump to go back up
>> [_] Anon 919234 i'm talking about the one past the secret area
>> [_] Anon 919239 im pretty sure thats just a death trap i dont think you can do it
>> [_] Anon 919247 press the down arrow in sync with the music fucking hilarious
>> [_] Anon 919251 ya i know i do that shit all game
>> [_] Someone want to hack this anonymous 919283 Cause I know that my feet are the heaviest spot on my body and always cause me to stand up right where they lie in real life.... this is fucked shit.
>> [_] anonymous 919285 Yeah really... I agree, that and failing unconsciousness.... gay.
>> [_] Anon 919292 Oh hey this one, I beat this last time. Very tricky.
>> [_] Anon 919363 FUCK THIS SHIT
>> [_] Anon 919375 music is awesome, though
>> [_] Anon 919376 jesus christ i cant get past the spot with the first bottle.
>> [_] 919379 I got my pokerface, fu fu fu fuck her face I got my pokerface, fu fu fu fuck her face I got my pokerface, fu fu fu fuck her face I can't unhear
>> [_] Anon 919381 how do you jump up after getting through the low walkway after the first couple of gears?
>> [_] Anon 919469 RAAAAAGEEEE!!!
>> [_] Anon 919490 i got as far as where i had to jump between traffic lights or something like that, its an autodeath if you fall
>> [_] Anon 919499 this game is bullshit

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[_] [G] Elle Lowel 909065 Does anyone else feel sadistic when playing this? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 909083 lolz
>> [_] Anon 909156 Can OP upload plazma burst?
>> [_] DeathGrasp 909159 Pro-tip to whoever made this game, your feet do not have localized gravity. They can't pull you places.
>> [_] Anon 909161 >># It's some russian guy. http://www.gevanni.com/projects/
>> [_] Anon 909167 I see he's added to it since I last played. Unfortunately the added parts are bullshit. A mild incline should not someone to go flying down the stairs into horrible crushing gears.
>> [_] Anon 909168 I am suddenly glad that I don't drink.
>> [_] Anon 909201 Hint: on the poles at the end as you reach for the bottle, jump.
>> [_] Anon 909214 >># Heh, I kinda figured that out after a few minutes of trying to get the bottle. Now I'm stuck at the part over the gears where you jump onto the platform that has two steps followed by a step with an incline. Can't get over that stupid incline.
>> [_] Anon 909215 >># ...and just as I post that, I get over it. wtfhax
>> [_] Prof Sai 909260 Masochistic is more like it. You have a guy that can't stand within six feet of a cliff without falling over it, and is hopelessly trapped by a step that is only up to his knee! This is awful!
>> [_] Anon 909282 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck this game
>> [_] 909285 I got my pokerface FU FU FUCK HER FACE I got my Pokerface FU FU FUCK HER FACE WTF?!?! 0_o

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[_] [G] Anon 902011 Dead Drunk Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 902022 haha that was fucking epic
>> [_] Namefag 902039 Level design needs work. There is one certain part in the factory area that is almost completely based on luck. A few steps and a slope. If your leg barely touches any part of the edge, you will somehow bounce all the way back to the gears. Not the one you just jumped over, but the one before that.
>> [_] Anon 902049 Wow, new version. Damned T90, I can't jump on it!
>> [_] Anon 902054 Good music, simple if you take your time
>> [_] Anon 902055 >># If you are original creator, I have a question for you... Are from Saint-Petersburg, Russia?
>> [_] Anon 902061 >># It's the warship. You go to the waterfront and to the ship. The tank you have to jump over looks like T90.
>> [_] Anon 902066 It stops being fun when you get to the tank
>> [_] ‮ 902075 I think even Faith from Mirrors Edge would have a hard time on the ship
>> [_] Anon 902081 That Eric Gurt guy likes death traps too much. That's bad, because this game is not about dying, but about getting home drunk.
>> [_] Anon 902101 This hurts like having a machete shoved up your dick.
>> [_] Anon 902106 He interacts with the levels like a rubber ball. And it makes me want to kill the character.
>> [_] Anonymouse 902109 >># Im just killing him left and right, seriously enjoying myself doing so.. my ribs are seriously sore from all the laughing
>> [_] naksiloth !6xqjXqgnW. 902144 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff
>> [_] Anon 902200 I KEEP GETTING STUCK IN SHIT.
>> [_] Anon 902226 fuck... this... game
>> [_] Anon 902287 I keep not killing him when I try to kill him, so goddamn funny
>> [_] naksiloth !6xqjXqgnW. 902290 i passed many gear trap...bah... fuck this shit. my fingers hurt...
>> [_] Anon 902313 The music is fucking awful.