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The missle knows.swf
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[W4BI6E9]https://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3443914/where-it-is
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/10 -2020 19:57:52 Ended: 29/10 -2020 21:43:52Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Missiles.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] where it is... Anon 3443914
>> [_] Anon 3443919 So where is it?
>> [_] Anon 3443921 >># look at where it isn't. then you'll understand where it is.
>> [_] Anon 3443924 as always: semantic error in >The position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't. Because actually, it has been the position that it wasn't the whole time period before that and not just thereafter.


[S76C41U]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3379939
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 6/2 -2019 10:07:46 Ended: 7/2 -2019 11:24:37Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: the missile knows where it is at all times.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 3379939
>> [_] Anon 3379944 >># Am I the only one that expected to hear "I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anti-climax after what you've just survived."
>> [_] Anon 3380061 THE MISSLE THOUGH


[BJ070SO]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3351238
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 10/8 -2018 19:42:22 Ended: 11/8 -2018 16:13:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: Missles.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3351238 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3351270 >The position where it is is now the position where it wasn't. Wrong
>> [_] Anon 3351327 I'm studying coding. After years of not seeing this, it makes so much more sense now.
>> [_] Anon 3351335 the missile knows when you've been sleeping. It knows by subtracting from when you'r awake. It knows when you've been bad or good so be good for ALAKBAR!
>> [_] Anon 3351336 >># You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why The Missile is now heading to town
>> [_] Anon 3351385 The missile knows about that time you fapped to traps


[QP94238]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3347433
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 20/7 -2018 02:50:00 Ended: 20/7 -2018 02:50:00Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3347433


[GWCX5GW]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3232218
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/4 -2017 04:28:58 Ended: 7/4 -2017 17:40:36Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3232218 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3232221 Although the use of so many tenses makes the explanation confusing, their insistence on using simple language to explain the concepts of deviation and variation is laudable.
>> [_] Anon 3232228 >># in order to make this clearer all he had to do was replace the first "where it isn't" with "the target."
>> [_] Anon 3232230 >># rather, all instances of the spot first refered to as "where it isn't," as it does change halfway through when it starts talking about course correction in the case of variation.
>> [_] Anon 3232231 >># I kind of really want to create an animatic that creates draws this out while he explains it.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 3232252 This is like the bill Clinton of missles.
>> [_] Anon 3232253 >># >meanwhile in Syria
>> [_] Anon 3232268 >># looks like that missile knew where it wasn't after all
>> [_] Anon 3232337 >># Thank you.
>> [_] Anon 3232342 *Swallow**Inhale*Themissileknowswhereiti satalltimes.Itknowsthisbecauseitknowswher eitisn't:bysubtractingwhereitisfromwherei tisn't,orwhereitisn'tfromwhereitis,whiche verisgreater,itobtainsadifferenceordeviat ion.Theguidancesubsystemusesdeviationstog eneratecorrectivecommandstodrivethemissil efromapositionwhereitis,toapositionwherei tisn't-andarrivingatapositionwhereitwasn' t,itnowis.WhichisinSyria.Consequently,the positionwhereitis,isnowthepositionthatitw asn't,anditfollowsthatthepositionthatitwa s,isnowthepositionthatitisn't.*Swallow**I nhale*Intheeventthatthepositionthatitisin isnotthepositionthatitwasn't,thesystemhas acquiredavariation-thevariationbeingthedi fferencebetweenwherethemissileis,andwhere itwasn't.Ifvariationisconsideredtobeasign ificantfactor,ittoomaybecorrectedbytheG.E .A.-however,themissilemustalsoknow where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is - however, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was - it now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation, and its variation, which is called error.
>> [_] Anon 3232360 >># do it! in flash of course, upload the swf asap. i'll be waiting >># lulz, clever


[QTTN3KO]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3201989
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 15/1 -2017 10:06:46 Ended: 15/1 -2017 22:32:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Missles.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3201989 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3202045 >># SEX
>> [_] Anon 3202057 honestly this looks like an interesting documentary
>> [_] Anon 3202062 this is renamed isn't it?
>> [_] Anon 3202100 >># how can you misspell Missels.. sheesh
>> [_] Anon 3202137 >the position where it is, is now the position where it wasn't wrong
>> [_] Anon 3202198 >># it gets corrected by the cga


[YHZXLZU]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3195484/missile-loli
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 31/12 -2016 01:41:09 Ended: 31/12 -2016 09:08:09Flashes: 1 Posts: 16
File: Missiles.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3195484 Missile loli: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post& s=view&id=3495795 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3195491 >># But does she know where she is?
>> [_] Anon 3195496 >># No, but she knows where she isn't.
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3195500 >># Does she know where she isn't if she knows where she is at all times? Or does she know where she was when she wasn't there, but now knows where she is currently based on the fact that she knows where she isn't, but isn't where she is currently as she is currently where she isn't?
>> [_] Anon 3195511 So where is it?
>> [_] Anon 3195521 >># I've never seen her before, no one has, but I'm guessing she on the deck.
>> [_] Anon 3195528 >># the Deck?!
>> [_] Heaven 3195549 >># >loli >oppai kys retard
>> [_] Anon 3195553 *breathes in*
>> [_] Anon 3195584 >># This is some dick cheney known knowns and unknowns knowns tier crap
>> [_] Anon 3195586 >># >dick cheney known knowns Donald rumsfeld soz
>> [_] Anon 3195589 >># That noise at the beginning makes it look like the missile is emerging from somewhere nasty. >># a white hole
>> [_] Anon 3195592 >># That's not a loli, but at least she has a missile, and that's all that matters, really.
>> [_] Anon 3195595 >># It's an oppai loli, the worst kind.
>> [_] Anon 3195611 >># I don't know where it isn't, but I think it's a subtraction.
>> [_] Anon 3195613 I can't find any rule 34 of Torpedo Girl from bobobo bo-bo bobo.


[J6YJEPY]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3143353/its-just-simpl…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/9 -2016 02:05:42 Ended: 5/9 -2016 02:05:42Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: the missile knows where it is at all times.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 3143353 It's just simple control theory guise!


[Y306TMD]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3087213
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/5 -2016 03:28:03 Ended: 25/5 -2016 05:41:44Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3087213
>> [_] Anon 3087256 mm, i could watch the missile slide right out of there all day long
>> [_] Anon 3087292 >># So satisfying.


[R349FVQ]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3069493
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 26/4 -2016 06:25:34 Ended: 26/4 -2016 06:31:31Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3069493
>> [_] Anon 3069497 >># Yes, there's a logic error in this and no, I won't point it out everytime.
>> [_] Anon 3069499 >># it is just that it is funny sounding as they are just being confusing for no good reason


[PC0FCTO]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3055817
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/4 -2016 06:03:45 Ended: 5/4 -2016 09:13:34Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3055817 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3055831 But where is the missile?
>> [_] Anon 3055856 >># not where it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 3055861 but then who was phone?
>> [_] Anon 3055863 (licks lips and swallows) The missile knows where it is at all times it knows this because it knows where it isnt
>> [_] Anon 3055864 It's like if Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett wrote the fucking script for a documentary.
>> [_] Anon 3055886 >># I'd almost rather listen to Vogon poetry than figure out where the damned missile is(n't).
>> [_] Anon 3055936 anyone know what kind of missle that is?
>> [_] Anon 3055945 This is a translation of a computer algorithm to English, that's why it sounds so weird


[XDHPNF1]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3035858
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/3 -2016 21:26:18 Ended: 6/3 -2016 02:17:05Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: the missile knows where it is at all times.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 3035858
>> [_] Anon 3035880 I love this flash Control theory really is this confusing
>> [_] Anon 3035973 >dat lip smack in the beginning HOL UP! U SAYIN? THAT WE KNOWZ WERE WE IZ BY KNOWIN WERE WEZ ISNT?
>> [_] Anon 3035977 >># lmao
>> [_] Anon 3035985 All hail the missle


[AUFHRU7]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2991919/2991833
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/1 -2016 00:16:03 Ended: 5/1 -2016 02:34:10Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Where it is.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2991919 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2991950 b-but where is it?
>> [_] Anon 2991952 >># Where it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 2991986 >># my sides are removed


[BOTVQW6]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2906934/missile-guidan…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/9 -2015 12:12:03 Ended: 18/9 -2015 16:39:45Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File: Missiles.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Porn)
[_] Missile Guidance System Missile Guidance System 2906934 Missile Guidance System
>> [_] Anon 2906956 >># this is fucking great
>> [_] Anon 2906980 >># gotta fap now
>> [_] Anon 2906990 Funniest shit on the boards today
>> [_] Anon 2907011 hnnnnnnnnnnnnng HRRRRNNNNNNGGGGG
>> [_] Anon 2907020 >># >by substracting "where it is" from "where it isn't" or "where it isn't" from "where it is"; whichever is greater wait is there a situation that "where it is" is greater than "where it isn't"? how may that be possible?
>> [_] Anon 2907021 >># There are times when "where it is" is actually greater than "where it isn't." A prime example would your mother's ass.
>> [_] Anon 2907026 >Using double negatives I quit
>> [_] Anon 2907027 >># I know discrete mathematics is too hard for your simple little brain


[TPPR4I7]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2788055
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/5 -2015 10:34:37 Ended: 22/5 -2015 16:42:50Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Missles.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] the missle Anon 2788055 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2788073 Sounds like a bit from catch 22, but is it?
>> [_] Anon 2788116 I laugh every time. I am an engineer and it make sense to me, it is a asservissement. It is awesome because in Laplace transformation, you do not work with a particular point of time, but you study the entire development of events. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co mmons/5/57/Schema_boucle_regulation_corre cteur.JPG?uselang=fr
>> [_] Anon 2788145 >># Forever ago when I first watched this I watched it like five times and worked it out. It's legit.
>> [_] Anon 2788196 really should have used this for my informative speech with demonstration in college


[HC9YJUB]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2775221
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 9/5 -2015 09:20:33 Ended: 9/5 -2015 19:17:12Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2775221
>> [_] Anon 2775276 Everyone should know...
>> [_] Jinxy 2775290 >># This makes sense... WHY DOES THIS MAKE SENSE
>> [_] Anon 2775392 >># because of this guy's voice.
>> [_] Anon 2775394 >missle


[ZA98YKG]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2719694
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/3 -2015 00:45:12 Ended: 17/3 -2015 00:45:12Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] It knows Anon 2719694


[KEXKKUB]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2691543
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/2 -2015 11:09:49 Ended: 17/2 -2015 15:54:33Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2691543
>> [_] Anon 2691695 >># i think i have the knowledge now, thank you


[ZFXF7D2]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2677210
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/2 -2015 07:27:47 Ended: 2/2 -2015 14:53:19Flashes: 1 Posts: 21
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Missile The Missile Knows 2677210 Where it is not. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] The Missile Knows 2677213 What is the origin of this?
>> [_] Anon 2677223 This shit sounds like the presentation of some high schooler who didn't bother writing up anything, and is therefore padding shit out on the spot.
>> [_] The Missile Knows 2677228 >># indeed
>> [_] Anon 2677259 >># Now i need to find some guidance for myself. Why can't the missile find that?
>> [_] Anon 2677261 What's that flash with the flying cat and you can turn the 8-bit remix on and off? It has some japanese song.
>> [_] The Missile Knows 2677266 >># But, the missile knows. >># Nyan cax?
>> [_] Anon 2677269 >># No I remember the settings are 0 50 and 100
>> [_] The Missile Knows 2677273 >># >flying cat and you can turn the 8-bit remix https://soundcloud.com/musicalwolfe/nyan -cat-8-bit-remix
>> [_] The Missile Knows 2677274 >># http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/2761835/
>> [_] Anon 2677276 >># >># No it's a giant orange flying cat
>> [_] Anon 2677282 It sounds like one of the engineers was told to explain the computer algorithm and they just translated it to English
>> [_] Anon 2677291 >># We know the source because we know where it is by where it isn't, for starters it's not Facebook.
>> [_] Anon 2677305 >># I think it's kawaii_cat_doublemix.swf
>> [_] Anon 2677332 >># >You will never know where you are going in life like the missile knows
>> [_] Anon 2677345 >># But I do know where I'm not in life
>> [_] Anon 2677357 This is just about a PID loop being used to control the missile's steering. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PID_control ler http://www.csimn.com/CSI_pages/PIDforDum mies.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertial_na vigation_system Imagine you're completely drunk and walking down a road. You need to call someone to take you home, so you head for a public phone booth you can see down the road. You don't know where you are, but you know where the target is and where you aren't (at the phone booth). So you move towards the target and re-evaluate the same thing. Eventually you get to the phone booth. Hopefully this makes sense.
>> [_] Anon 2677360 >># you're not talking about speedycat are you?
>> [_] Anon 2677362 >># this is the one you want >>#
>> [_] Anon 2677433 >># from that you can derive where you are though.
>> [_] Anon 2677434 >># >># Haha this is it thank you


[G183I2V]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2673000
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/1 -2015 14:22:43 Ended: 29/1 -2015 18:09:11Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Missles.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2673000
>> [_] Anon 2673007 Thanks Doc Now I know where I am.
>> [_] Anon 2673009 >reading out programming code
>> [_] Anon 2673121 >># this can't be real
>> [_] Anon 2673126 >># As a teacher I know it's really easy to dumb down the lecture in a confusing manner. I think it's real.


[FHA756M]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2654084
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/1 -2015 19:20:51 Ended: 12/1 -2015 01:53:18Flashes: 1 Posts: 17
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] where it is at all times Anon 2654084 It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2654089 i wish i knew where im going with my life
>> [_] Anon 2654092 >># Only fools make plans, wise men steer.
>> [_] Anon 2654096 >># Do you even know what the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 2654097 >># it's never lupus
>> [_] Anon 2654102 >># as always logical error: >The position where it is, is now the position where it wasn't. It was the position where it wasn't the whole time.
>> [_] Anon 2654133 this is how niggers find watermelon and welfare
>> [_] Anon 2654167 >># Wasn't implies that for a period of time the missile was not occupying that position, but then was later occupied by the missile. By the missile occupying that space, the missile claims it, changing it from "where it isn't" to "where it is," and later passing it, "where it was." And for all future record, that space where the missile was before it reached that position is referred to as where it wasn't.
>> [_] Anon 2654204 Someone loop the sound with some sort of bombing of isis by missle
>> [_] Anon 2654246 dafuq?
>> [_] Anon 2654271 >># Did he just say the same thing over and over, just differently worded?
>> [_] Anon 2654273 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of missiles:
>> [_] not user !XksB4AwhxU 2654281 >># subtract where you are not going
>> [_] Anon 2654297 >># >He doesn't even know how to spell missile
>> [_] Anon 2654314 >># That's not me. This is how this internet animation was named when i fukken saved it. There is a bunch of fags around whining about *renaming flashes*
>> [_] Anon 2654350 Last semester I had a course in Automatic Control Systems on like the third-to-last week of class he played this for us to...actually I still have no idea why he did it.
>> [_] Anon 2654428 >># this


[M9OGBU1]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2631519
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/12 -2014 23:06:39 Ended: 17/12 -2014 03:16:35Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2631519 [I] [L] [L] [A] [R] [Y] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2631586 >># lol classic
>> [_] Anon 2631598 Fuck, this is amazingly mezmerizing intemezzo.
>> [_] Anon 2631620 if i hear "is" again im going to scream
>> [_] Anon 2631642 The only people confused by this are people who cant into logic.
>> [_] Anon 2631654 Does it know that?
>> [_] Legwarmer 2631690 >># It know's where it won't be. So... it isn't where it was after it arrived where it is.


[FCUJYMM]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2422319
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 19/6 -2014 19:59:02 Ended: 19/6 -2014 21:53:26Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2422319
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2422321 The more I watch this the more I understand
>> [_] Anon 2422323 >># Yeah, it's not rocket science. You just have to concentrate and keep up.
>> [_] Anon 2422326 >># Yeah, it's not rocket science, just missile science :^)
>> [_] Anon 2422335 Is that fucking Cam Clarke's voice?
>> [_] Anon 2422350 >># How can you subtract where you are first if you first have to subtract where you aren't?
>> [_] Anon 2422356 >># Snake, it's been a long time.
>> [_] Anon 2422364 lol the missle looks like a weener
>> [_] Anon 2422366 >># it subtracts where it is from where it isn't to find how far away it is from where it isn't; if where it is is greater than where it isn't then it subracts where it isn't from where it is so that the resulting value stays positive
>> [_] Anon 2422435 >># sounds like the turbo encabulator presenter
>> [_] Anon 2422456 >(intake of breath)
>> [_] Anon 2422457 >That sound at first second of flash >sound of inserting penor I thought it's going to be hentai movie
>> [_] Anon 2422467 >># mHUUUUH


[FJTQ0KD]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2386919
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/5 -2014 01:22:27 Ended: 18/5 -2014 02:02:47Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2386919
>> [_] Anon 2386922 Wait, what? Captcha: 10911 99999998
>> [_] Anon 2386934 But does the missile know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
>> [_] Anon 2386936 >># The missle knows everything.
>> [_] Anon 2386939 This is what the missle ponders during mid flight Where am I? Where am I going? What is life?
>> [_] Anon 2386946 >># Poor missile ;_;
>> [_] where am i? Anon 2386964 Giant turd rocket, just get google maps...and go to my neighbors house...
>> [_] Anon 2386971 >># I am where I am. I'm going to where I'm not. Life does not exist for me because I'm an inanimate object. The answers. You're welcome.


[EQ3LW5Q]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2305844
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/3 -2014 05:37:50 Ended: 3/3 -2014 05:37:50Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] The Missle 2305844 The missle knows where it is at all time because it knows where it isnt.
>> [_] Anon 2305876 This is how I cheat on my girlfriend
>> [_] Anon 2305878 i can't fucking understand
>> [_] Anon 2305903 >># is this really how missiles work?
>> [_] Anon 2305915 Fuzzy logic explained.


[UALD7JR]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2264988
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/1 -2014 23:17:40 Ended: 22/1 -2014 00:28:45Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] The missile knows 2264988
>> [_] Anon 2265042 I could watch this all day long. Good times.
>> [_] Anon 2265078 I want to believe this is bullshit. But I know my government much, much better then that.


[ROXG961]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2262686
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 19/1 -2014 16:43:35 Ended: 19/1 -2014 22:03:38Flashes: 1 Posts: 18
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Been a while since I've seen this one. Anon 2262686 It's better than those dumb knishes by a longshot. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2262703 Never understood this one. It knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't... Sure, but how does it know where it isn't? Is that because it knows where it is?
>> [_] Anon 2262717 >># No, it's because it knows where it WAS.
>> [_] Anon 2262718 >># It's all very simple.. pay attention, I'll only explain this once.. The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 2262720 >># In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
>> [_] Anon 2262726 >># >># This is actually much easier to understand for me than the spoken text.
>> [_] Anon 2262752 while(1){orient_self_to_target();}
>> [_] Anon 2262761 >># That's because you got problems.
>> [_] Anon 2262772 >># come on man, this isn't rocket science.
>> [_] Anon 2262791 I never quite understood the point of this flash. Is it supposed to be hard to understand? It makes sense pretty easily if you just pay attention.
>> [_] Anon 2262794 When will be be where it is when it was? SOON!
>> [_] Anon 2262804 WHEN I WAS
>> [_] Anon 2262808 >># You don't even have to pay attention that much. This is extreme layman's terms made for an idiot to understand
>> [_] Anon 2262813 Where am I?
>> [_] Anon 2262871 >># there is an illness where your brain learns things better written than spoken, cant remember what its called but you probably have AIDS
>> [_] Anon 2262903 >># >In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't So it stops in mid air?
>> [_] Anon 2262911 >># gyroscopes
>> [_] Anon 2262924 >># that's about as funny as "sudo make me a sandwich"


[XYD3QEQ]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2251467
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/1 -2014 06:35:20 Ended: 8/1 -2014 09:21:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2251467 It does Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2251469 ah, the classics.
>> [_] Anon 2251507 Plays this in science class. Gets F.
>> [_] Anon 2251595 This again. Inertial navigation systems are actually rather simple. First, you determine where you are. Then you determine where you're going (and how fast). Then you compare where you're going (and for how long) to where you were. By doing so, you have an accurate approximation (In the case of the (B)GM-109 Tomahawk) that is accurate within less than one foot. This is how the missile knows where it isn't, because it knows where it isn't any more (by knowing where it is, which was previously determined by comparing its location to its previous location). Simple.


[Q445UC6]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2226497
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/12 -2013 16:31:54 Ended: 18/12 -2013 18:56:34Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Where it is.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2226497
>> [_] Anon 2226604 Expected where the party's at :/


[SYLLRRO]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2212085
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/12 -2013 09:24:17 Ended: 8/12 -2013 09:24:17Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Missles.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] The missile knows. Anon 2212085
>> [_] Anon 2212094 i lernd things


[M43J6RA]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2098204
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/9 -2013 20:58:43 Ended: 2/9 -2013 01:31:56Flashes: 1 Posts: 21
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] The Missle knows it all Welcome the us and a 2098204 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2098261 I for one welcome our new missile overloads.
>> [_] Anon 2098275 But how does it know where it isn't? Is that because it knows where it is?
>> [_] Anon 2098277 Why does this make me laugh?
>> [_] Anon 2098287 >># it knows where it should be and it also know where it cant be. so it kinda estimates where it is.
>> [_] Anon 2098294 It's like I'm really back in YTMND.
>> [_] Anon 2098298 >># My.... my head ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2098323 But how does the missile know where it isn't?
>> [_] Anon 2098325 nanomachines son
>> [_] Anon 2098327 >># IT JUST KEEPS LOOPING. AFTER 15 MINUTES, I THINK I UNDERSTAND EVEN LESS.
>> [_] Anon 2098330 >># The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
>> [_] Anon 2098333 >># you are my current hero. This only hurts the head if you have never programmed 'afore. If you have, this "where it isn't" talk makes perfect sense.
>> [_] Anon 2098334 Is this really how missiles work?
>> [_] Anon 2098339 >># The explanation's from a chairforce lecture or some shit on missile guidance.
>> [_] Anon 2098349 >># As a programmer, the 'where it isn't' bit doesn't make sense because the deviation in its information of where it is and where it isn't are going to be the same, because where it is and where it isn't are linearly and inversely related.
>> [_] Anon 2098352 >that slightly incorrect grammar
>> [_] Anon 2098395 If I was a bit more talented I'd chop up the audio, set it to some drum tracks and make a song out of it that would be bitchin. But I'm not. Maybe a talented mentlegan will read this.
>> [_] Anon 2098398 I think this is trying explain how INS works. Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertial_gu idance
>> [_] Anon 2098404 >># What this guy said. I know enough code from most languages to be able to interface with the other devs as I'm a graphic designer and texture artist for video games and I can tell you first hand that you don't have to be an expert programmer, or even a programmer at all, to understand this concept.
>> [_] Anon 2098406 >># >># It makes enough sense to go on an airforce training video.
>> [_] Anon 2098417 I think I understand it. I wonder if Assad will soon?


[C5GPSFF]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2090577
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 26/8 -2013 06:01:10 Ended: 26/8 -2013 11:24:14Flashes: 1 Posts: 19
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] MISSLE MONDAY!!!!!!! Anon 2090577 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2090629 Why do people keep posting this retarded bullshit
>> [_] Anon 2090697 >># only the missile knows
>> [_] Anon 2090700 >># obviously if you knew it isn't than you would know that it is. Had you already known it is than you wouldn't need to have inferred it isn't. Now that you know that it is and isn't what you thought it was you can proceed without ERROR.
>> [_] T 2090704 >># By subtracting where the retarded post should be posted, from where the retarded isn't posted, the missle can deduce that you're a huge fucking sage faggot. The missle knows.
>> [_] Anon 2090706 Would it be safe to lick the rocket as it is taking off?
>> [_] T 2090709 >># Only the missle knows.
>> [_] Anon 2090715 Buddy, it's 'missile'
>> [_] Anon 2090739 >># Anyone who likes this is a huge fucking faggot
>> [_] Anon 2090743 It's called a PID controller (proportional, integral derivative). Basically, it works by susbtracting where it should be and where it is, thus giving a correction factor which is proportional which way the device should head. Integral and derivative are just constants to stabilize the system.
>> [_] T 2090747 >># We're replying to your sage so what's the point of saging if you know where my post will be by where it isn't, and if you take the sum of the other comments towards your sage post which is, then saging would be an isn't. *missle
>> [_] Anon 2090749 Everytime that missile leaves, I imagine a shit leaving my anus
>> [_] Anon 2090753 >># That's not what the missile wants.
>> [_] Anon 2090763 >># like ;)
>> [_] Anon 2090767 >># +1, tweeted and shared on facebook
>> [_] age 2090768 quality content on /f/?
>> [_] Anon 2090775 >># That is the best comment
>> [_] Anon 2090776 >># This one is also lelwortly
>> [_] Anon 2090856 >missile


[G82GY12]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2076519
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 14/8 -2013 15:26:28 Ended: 14/8 -2013 21:47:32Flashes: 1 Posts: 20
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Question Inside Anon 2076519 What program do you use to browse downloaded swfs? I've been using Eolsoft Flash Movie Player, and while it works fine usually, it doesn't open files with abnormal characters and has some issues with games. Thanks. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2076523 Firefox
>> [_] Anon 2076525 >># Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
>> [_] Anon 2076530 >># same
>> [_] Anon 2076532 chrome
>> [_] Anon 2076580 personally I prefer adobe flash player, not the flash plugin
>> [_] Anon 2076598 irfanview, but it's a piece of crap and wasn't updated since flash 6. So now >># most of the time
>> [_] Anon 2076615 >># You know irfanview just wraps the flash binary? Same with MPC-HC. Try to view it in with those programs on a computer without flash installed. At least FF and Chrome sandbox the flash process.
>> [_] Anon 2076622 The annoying thing about using browsers for flash is that I can't jump around frames in flash videos.
>> [_] Anon 2076636 >># You can't normally jump around in a swf animation as the timeline isn't really based on.... "time". There can be scripted parts for example, etc.
>> [_] Anon 2076640 >># This makes perfect sense. But what happens when the variation is wrong and it is where it wasn't?
>> [_] Sugoi Hands 2076642 >># WHAT THE FU- BOOOOMM
>> [_] Anon 2076645 >># >># oh nevermind, the flash says if it is variation can also be corrected by the GEA.
>> [_] Anon 2076646 Thanks Obama.
>> [_] Anon 2076650 >># Hence flash videos. Being able to quickly select and pause on single frames is also a benefit.
>> [_] Anon 2076654 Some things that are good are, GOM The downloadable flashplayer_11_sa.exe, There was also one that had costed money.
>> [_] Anon 2076662 >># This, but when I need extract something from a flash, I use Trillix Flash Decompiler. Granted it is for decompiling, you can still watch a shit ton of flash stuff with it.
>> [_] Anon 2076690 I... use Opera 12.x...
>> [_] Anon 2076736 The missile is a penis, you see.
>> [_] Anon 2076755 well after seeing this thing get reposted for 6 years i actually sat down and took the lecture about it. and i understood it, that is to say, i moved from a place where i didnt understand to a place where i did understand so that understanding it was something i was doing rather than something i was not doing


[KIAFRWQ]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2058103
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 31/7 -2013 04:42:06 Ended: 31/7 -2013 06:26:45Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2058103
>> [_] Anon 2058109 how clever it knows wher it isent at all time
>> [_] Anon 2058206 if they just would have said coordinates a few times instead of "where it is" or "where it isnt" it wouldnt have sounded retarded and made me asume it was made by some college professor drunk off his ass.


[RUI04IV]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2055138
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 28/7 -2013 22:39:42 Ended: 28/7 -2013 23:18:36Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: The missle knows.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] It knows where it is Anon 2055138
>> [_] Wrinkled_4Skiz 2055139 All I got from this is Red Rocket....
>> [_] Anon 2055187 >that wet noise when it leaves the tube at the beginning


[ZU7B7TF]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2030696
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/7 -2013 04:13:56 Ended: 8/7 -2013 06:07:37Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: the missle.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Knows where it is... Anon 2030696
>> [_] Anon 2030702 first 2 seconds are the best part
>> [_] Anon 2030724 This seems confusing only because it is extremely hard to translate into another language. It's basically talking about the GEA's ability to track time, rotations, and speed, The missile in rockets arms for 30 seconds therefore, we are 20 miles from Target... Everything else to to throw off the commies.
>> [_] Anon 2030848 So, this how I missile...
>> [_] Anon 2030860 where it is - where it isn't = deviation I'm already halfway to getting a physics degree.
>> [_] Anon 2030864 definitely not phallic imagery
>> [_] Anon 2030867 This is worded so confusingly yet makes perfect sense.


[P33X8I2]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2010824
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/6 -2013 19:41:00 Ended: 21/6 -2013 22:09:33Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Missles.swf-(2.12 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] /r/ing that flash of the computer animated black girls talking about someone with a long name Anon 2010824 The one where they say "Oh mah god" a lot.
>> [_] Annonamoose 2010832 I think Its called Ohmagad.swf
>> [_] Anon 2010887 i know what you're talking about i saw it yesterday. there all the sims and really over the top stereotype black names like shaniquadeliqua
>> [_] Anon 2010930 >I know where I am, because I know where I am not Brilliant
>> [_] Anon 2010937 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxfUSJJiB Zg Keisha Fabo.swf
>> [_] Anon 2010944 Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>> [_] Anon 2010961 sauce?


[UIF2NFS]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1956150
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/4 -2013 09:22:35 Ended: 27/4 -2013 11:43:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Missles.swf-(2.12 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1956150
>> [_] Anon 1956200 >renaming swfs
>> [_] Anon 1956232 i misread it as mittsies for some reason. i need porn!
>> [_] capcrackers 1956260 memorize dis bitxches mind science


[W2R2BSL]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1951119
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/4 -2013 10:14:32 Ended: 22/4 -2013 10:25:47Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Missiles.swf-(2.12 MB, Loop)
[_] for your (dis)information SnuggleDaemon 1951119
>> [_] Anon 1951121 >># Why do you insist on posting this every day? It's not even funny.
>> [_] SnuggleDaemon 1951122 >># "every day?" First time I posted it. Only saw it posted once. Sorry, I don't live on this board.


[J2HKYRM]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1936355
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/4 -2013 06:10:18 Ended: 7/4 -2013 09:59:02Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
File: Missiles.swf-(2.12 MB, Loop)
[_] Today on /f/ I learned... Anon 1936355 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1936368 it all makes sense now
>> [_] Anon 1936374 Narrator's first intake of breath syncs up... disturbingly to the video.
>> [_] Anon 1936375 I makes sense if you think about how gps and positional numbers and codes work.
>> [_] Anon 1936379 LOL from the second sentence on.
>> [_] Anon 1936386 Also the difference of Missiles and Rockets. Rockets aren't self guided. Missiles are.
>> [_] Anon 1936399 >># So the missile knows where it is at all times, while the rocket doesn't know where it is. The missile knows where it's going, the rocket doesn't know where it is going. The missile knows... it knows bro.
>> [_] Anon 1936400 I know where I am because I know where I'm not and do not know where I am going because I know not where I am not going to where I am because I am not where I'm not.
>> [_] Anon 1936407 Is it bad if i'm dying from laughter?
>> [_] Anon 1936412 >># Seems to me that about a hundred years ago "missile" meant any thrown object, like a rock for example. Missiles are unmanned. Burning fuel with oxidizer propels a rocket by Newton's first law of motion, I think. Not all rockets are missiles and verse vise uh.
>> [_] Anon 1936414 >># no, no it doesn't
>> [_] Anon 1936440 >># It does, its just explained retardedly
>> [_] Anon 1936480 >I know where I am because I know where I am not. Brilliant
>> [_] Anon 1936526 Sure is plebian in here. This entire video is a fuck ton of semantics on how basic programming works. To put it as basically as possible, true / false statements. Is it where it's aimed at? >no? keep going. Is the distance from where is wasn't in line with the distance from the target? >no? fix it's shit by figuring error and getting back in line. convolutedbasicshit.flv
>> [_] Anon 1936561 God, this explanation is so shitty.


[JSACA22]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1929902
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 31/3 -2013 09:21:27 Ended: 31/3 -2013 18:01:56Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Missles.swf-(2.12 MB, Loop)
[_] Missile Guidance for Dummies Anon 1929902
>> [_] Anon 1929904 >where it is.swf
>> [_] Anon 1929939 >where it isn't.swf
>> [_] Anon 1929941 >where it wasn't.swf
>> [_] Anon 1929967 I'm fucking confused.
>> [_] Anon 1930049 brain just got scrambled trying to understand that
>> [_] Anon 1930053 This was intentionally confusing, naval missile guidance is secret or top secret, this course is given to newbies probably, can you imagine translating that to any language and still have coherence?
>> [_] Anon 1930054 >># It's quite simple, actually.
>> [_] Anon 1930075 ytmnd it's really simple calculus. the ultimate path of a missile is actually made up of an infinite series of points to which the missile is moving between. as such, the missile, beginning from its launch, proceeds to calculate what the next point is in the line of points between its launch and its target. therefore, "where it is" is the current point it's at, "where it isn't" is the point it's heading toward, and "deviation" is the distance between the points. it is constantly recalculating, changing it's definition of "where it is" and "where it isn't" and gathering new deviations.
>> [_] Anon 1930077 in the event that it missed where it was supposed to go, it now has to use trigonometry, triangulating where it was and where it should have been to determine where it now is, calling it "error" and creating a new series of deviations. (this trigonometry used for the error is actually being used in the regular flight path, as it is moving along a curve that has to be calculated real time, thus requiring constant differential equations.)


[AH19ROP]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1915244
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/3 -2013 04:53:26 Ended: 16/3 -2013 08:51:28Flashes: 1 Posts: 12
File: Missles.swf-(2.12 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1915244
>> [_] Anon 1915264 What?
>> [_] Anon 1915295 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1915338 I now know where the missile is, by knowing where it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 1915339 "Oh Allah! Where the hell is that American missle? We gotta get outta here Ahmed!" "Well, I know where it is, i know this because this is where it isn--"
>> [_] Anon 1915340 I'm pretty sure this was made to make something simple as complicated as possible
>> [_] Anon 1915352 >># It's just describing the programming behind the missle. It's not that hard to follow
>> [_] Anon 1915358 >># your not fooling anyone
>> [_] Anon 1915361 >># No, but it's being done in the most opaque way possible. You can't be this circular on accident.
>> [_] Anon 1915368 >># stop renaming files faggot.
>> [_] Kevin 1915371 >># where_it_isn't.swf?
>> [_] Anon 1915395 Well this is pretty straight forward, I didn't know computer missile guidance systems were so simple.


[VR4SM3C]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1847489
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/1 -2013 15:13:57 Ended: 3/1 -2013 20:13:05Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: where it is.swf-(2.12 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1847489
>> [_] Anon 1847493 We humans work like that too. We know where we are because we know where we aren't, and we can know where we aren't (and therefore, where we are) because we see where we aren't.
>> [_] Anon 1847537 man this was hard to fap to.
>> [_] Anon 1847598 someone should upload theresheisnt


[X1CYCH8]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1797131
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 31/10 -2012 14:15:50 Ended: 31/10 -2012 21:25:11Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: where it is.swf-(2.12 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1797131
>> [_] Anon 1797165 >Named 'where it is' >Not where the party's at >2012 >shiggy diggy
>> [_] Anon 1797206 nigga you serious?
>> [_] Anon 1797214 I think the missile needs to be where the hood's at...
>> [_] Anon 1797235 SO... MUCH... MINDFUCK!!!
>> [_] Anon 1797329 ...


[NGZ9LYR]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1769130
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/9 -2012 09:47:54 Ended: 25/9 -2012 03:29:27Flashes: 1 Posts: 12
File: missle.swf-(2.12 MB, Loop)
[_] AssMaster 1769130 ass
>> [_] Anon 1769131 How can where it is be greater than where it isn't? Is the damn thing bigger than the planet?
>> [_] Knight2f3 1769140 Using too many words to say "It goes where you tell it to and it blows the shit out of it."
>> [_] Anon 1769172 I always wondered how they worked. It's great to learn new things.
>> [_] Anon 1769198 wat....I just.....wat
>> [_] Anon 1769208 I was able to keep up till about 3/4 the way through
>> [_] Anon 1769212 Trying to simplify a guidance system by not using technical terms makes it fucking confusing.
>> [_] Anon 1769247 I need a chart
>> [_] Anon 1769275 So wait... where is the missile again?
>> [_] Anon 1769307 >># not here. which is probably good.
>> [_] Anon 1769309 fucking christ I'm not good at this nigger
>> [_] Anon 1769315 >metal gear solid in a nutshell


[Z8FAQTV]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1760938
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/9 -2012 15:39:28 Ended: 8/9 -2012 21:34:03Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: 1229020203567.swf-(2.12 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1760938
>> [_] Some Guy 1760966 ....what?
>> [_] Anon 1760987 Son of a bitch, I actually understood that
>> [_] Anon 1761009 I feel like I am watching a ren and stimpy episode. >Mindcontrol01 >Ren and Stimpy ...Well I'll be damned...
>> [_] Anon 1761054 I'm surprised we haven't blown ourselves up yet.
>> [_] Anon 1761063 >unix time stamp why would you do this
>> [_] Anon 1761066 Knowing basic linear algebra will enable you to fully understand the message. That doesn't change the fact that its delivery was horrible.
>> [_] Anon 1761077 I...just....what....I don't even.


[G5Q2E12]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1538945
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 20/7 -2011 08:00:40 Ended: 20/7 -2011 14:05:52Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File[Missles.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1538945
>> [_] Anon 1539063 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1539066 all of my why
>> [_] Anon 1539068 wat
>> [_] Anon 1539069 Thank you. This has been most helpful.
>> [_] Anon 1539081 The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
>> [_] Anon 1539082 The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.


[SV4TESI]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1486979
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/3 -2011 04:09:33 Ended: 25/3 -2011 21:31:08Flashes: 1 Posts: 12
File[Missles.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1486979 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1487045 This is porn
>> [_] Anon 1487047 fucking missles, how do they work
>> [_] Anon 1487078 where was it?
>> [_] Anon 1487080 That was the most dense and incomprehensible description of a simple guidance system I have ever heard. 9/10
>> [_] Anon 1487086 >># Fucking miracles.
>> [_] Anon 1487162 Great professional-sounding voiceover, but that has to be a joke, right? I'm too tired to know what's going on. I'ma go bed.
>> [_] Anon 1487227 To avoid missiles, try to be where the missile isn't.
>> [_] Anon 1487233 Makes perfect sense to me. >># I'd rather be where it wasn't.
>> [_] Anon 1487267 i want to be where it WAS and not where it hasn't been otherwise i'm fucked
>> [_] Anon 1487270 "As always, Logical error: >The position where it is, is now the position where it wasn't. It was the position where it wasn't the whole time."
>> [_] Bixy !RLrsgXpA0U!!oU6an0NdIbQ 1487274 Oh god my brain


[VS946XU]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1456739
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/1 -2011 01:04:39 Ended: 25/1 -2011 04:21:03Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File[Missles.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [L] The missile knows where it is.. Ren 1456739 MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK!
>> [_] Anon 1456757 I deal with this shit at my job all day. Please don't remind me while I'm off work.
>> [_] Anon 1456767 "As always, Logical error: >The position where it is, is now the position where it wasn't. It was the position where it wasn't the whole time."
>> [_] Anon 1456804 OMG this is my whole learning cd's period all over!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!


[A83FVHG]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1450364
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 14/1 -2011 03:06:57 Ended: 14/1 -2011 13:48:10Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File[Missles.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [L] Rocket Science for Dummies Anon 1450364 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Tass !l8qYmbW.vc 1450365 This makes perfect sense.
>> [_] Anon 1450371 The fuck am I listening to?
>> [_] Belisaurius 1450408 ...so, where is it?
>> [_] Anon 1450467 >># Where it wasn't. And its also where it is. IT knows that because it knows it is where it wasn't and isn't where its supposed to be.
>> [_] Anon 1450519 >># >it's supposed to be. ITS MEANS OWNERSHIP IT'S MEAN IT IS GET IT FUCKING RIGHT
>> [_] Anon 1450531 This only makes sense for gps guidance. if its using on-board radar/IR tracking, you're fucked.
>> [_] Anon 1450559 >># if it isn't, where it shouldn't be, it is, where it wasn't
>> [_] Anon 1450560 This is why I hate textbooks written by nerds.
>> [_] Anon 1450565 Owwwww my head hurts now
>> [_] Anon 1450591 When this post isn't where it is, it will be where it wasn't, which isn't where it is.


[B381OKN]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1440034
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 24/12 -2010 01:33:59 Ended: 24/12 -2010 03:34:16Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File[Missles.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [L] Ren 1440034 The missile knows where it is... It is where it wasn't. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1440036 wut?
>> [_] Anon 1440038 wat?
>> [_] Ren 1440046 It's all very simple.. pay attention, I'll only explain this once.. The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
>> [_] Ren 1440047 In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
>> [_] æ 1440077 As always - logical error: >The position where it is, is now the position where it wasn't It was the position where it wasn't the whole time
>> [_] Anon 1440127 >># Not quite a logical error. Just horribly written. Where it is = my kitchen Where it isn't = my hallway ...To drive the missle from a position where it is (in my kitchen) to a position where it isn't (not in my hallway), and arriving at a position where it wasn't (wasn't in my hallway), it now is (now in my hallway). In the event that the position that it is in (a new room, possibly bedroom or bathroom) is not the position that it wasn't (still my hallway), the system has acquired a variation...
>> [_] Anon 1440128 >># How do you figure? How is the missile where it isn't when it is where it is?


[QI5SHCY]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1423971
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/11 -2010 12:11:31 Ended: 25/11 -2010 12:11:31Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
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[_] [L] Fighting Fire With Fists 1117111 1423971


[C4F4KIP]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1421557
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/11 -2010 08:49:11 Ended: 21/11 -2010 19:43:52Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File[Missiles.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [L] !yxVW4XV1YE!!bujyxgsQang 1421557 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1421559 I know where I am at all because I know where I was. Knowing where I was I know where I'm not. Knowing where I'm not tells me where I have been and I know this because I know where I haven't been. Knowing where I haven't been doesn't tell me where I will be but knowing where I wasn't tells me where I am which lets me know where I'm not and knowing where I'm not tells me where I was which tells me where I will be! There! Wasn't that easy? LOL!!
>> [_] Anon 1421797 wat


[UCD0M20]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1414484
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/11 -2010 02:50:37 Ended: 12/11 -2010 08:55:00Flashes: 1 Posts: 23
File[Missiles.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1414484 Discuss
>> [_] Anon 1414488 well clearly it's elementary logic the missile is right here
>> [_] Anon 1414491 >># The missile knows where it isn't because it knows where it is.
>> [_] Anon 1414492 >># simply: it knows where it launches and knows the location of the target, then subtracts until it reaches the target. any deviation is measured from the point of origin this of course is oversimplifying as the vid was already simple enough
>> [_] Anon 1414493 >># >implying anyone goes to /f/ i call samefag party
>> [_] Anon 1414495 not samefags, op here its the first responce i post you can tell by substracting the responses i couldnt make from the ones i didnt
>> [_] Anon 1414496 >># i lold, ima go get /k/ is that allright this is right up their alley
>> [_] Anon 1414497 maybe /b/ would be more apreciative of the logic .. too bad they are also assholes
>> [_] Anon 1414498 >># its not even that they are assholes its just bad porn haven now honestly i think /x/ would appreciate this you dig?
>> [_] Anon 1414500 >># Obvious newfag. Can't properly detect samefagging.
>> [_] Anon 1414501 >># im out /f/ is dix
>> [_] Anon 1414507 /k/ here. What's your question?
>> [_] Anon 1414518 I am confuzzled.
>> [_] Anon 1414519 I am so god damn confused.
>> [_] Anon 1414531 incoherency tends to have that efect on people
>> [_] Anon 1414554 You guys should look up the turboencabulator and retroencabulator videos.
>> [_] RustyShackleford !!/kgOI535pig 1414562 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQg6bq 7o reciprocation dingle arm lololololol
>> [_] Anon 1414568 I think any board would like this. If they don't, they're Jews.
>> [_] Anon 1414605 Its exactly this kind of smug whowtastic non-communicative gibberish that makes people hate maths
>> [_] Anon 1414636 So... it moved?
>> [_] Anon 1414637 it moves cus god made it that way
>> [_] Anon 1414644 ITT kids that think age old programming is /k/ stuff or mathematics specific
>> [_] Anon 1414664 smart missile woopty fuckin doo


[YIMV6V4]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1364041
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/9 -2010 03:27:53 Ended: 4/9 -2010 06:22:28Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File[Missles.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1364041 because ocelot is the coolest motherfucker around. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1364062 Not according to the internet....team rocket won >.>
>> [_] Anon 1364073 a - b = c a = isn't b = was c = is
>> [_] Anon 1364079 wait what
>> [_] Anon 1364182 MY HEAD!!!!
>> [_] Anon !dQ9U5bCD5U 1364188 this is tricky.


[BL1NM9V]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1360146
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/8 -2010 22:55:54 Ended: 31/8 -2010 02:12:15Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File[Missles.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [L] My penis Ren 1360146 Ladies, I present you with my penis.
>> [_] Anon 1360198 omg this made my day
>> [_] Anon 1360200 You spelled missiles wrong in the filename.
>> [_] Anon 1360209 and somehow the explination makes perfect sense...
>> [_] Anon 1360226 >># logical mistake: >the position where it is, is now the position where it wasn't It was the position where it wasn't the whole time
>> [_] SorthiX 1360255 >># then who was phone?
>> [_] Anon 1360312 >># Afghanistan


[N1AOITF]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1344914
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/8 -2010 23:04:00 Ended: 14/8 -2010 03:52:42Flashes: 1 Posts: 18
File[1229020203567.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [L] I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY Anon 1344914 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1344918 my brain is full of fuck
>> [_] Anon 1344919 Wait-- So... FUCK!
>> [_] Anon 1344920 all space in the world that it could be - place it was launched = the place it needs to be ???
>> [_] Â 1344931 oh god that made perfect sense to me... should I be worried 0.o
>> [_] Anon 1344934 Where can I find this online/ can I save this?
>> [_] Anon 1344938 >># fucking summerfags
>> [_] Anon 1344947 It knows WHERE it WANTS. IT WANTS TO GO PLACES WHERE IT WASN'T. FUCKING SKYNET.
>> [_] Anon 1344967 i wana see the coding for missles now
>> [_] Anon 1344973 ive been looking for this fucking thank you
>> [_] :3 FurFan !!ITx6Th3pbEj 1344977 >># i sure hope youre joking ...
>> [_] Anon 1344983 So, if I don't know where I am, i can substract where I am from where I'm not by knowing where I'm not and where I should be?
>> [_] Anon 1344989 >># exactly
>> [_] Anon 1344999 >># win
>> [_] Anon 1345037 which is called... air. OH OK.
>> [_] Anon 1345083 this sounds like a waaay too complicated explanation of a very simple algorithm.
>> [_] Anon 1345085 this is a horrible explanation of simple vector math.
>> [_] Anon 1345092 Did this make anyone else worried because of how it seemed like a subliminal message or something?


[Q8Y06Y4]! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/1058953.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/8 -2009 22:08:55 Ended: 28/8 -2009 02:50:09Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File[1229020203567.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [L] Put the dick down, sir. Anon 1058953 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] abro 1058977 Fuckin' rocket science, man...
>> [_] Â 1058982 wat
>> [_] Anon 1058985 I want to watch this on dope :>
>> [_] Anon 1058996 This is basically me trying to explain physics to laymen. Why did all my friends have to become business majors?
>> [_] Anon 1059043 The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
>> [_] Anon 1059045 In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
>> [_] Anon 1059049 The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
>> [_] Anon 1059052 >># RAGE!RAGE!RAGE!RAGE!RAGE!RAGE!RAGE!RAGE!
>> [_] Anon 1059124 hahaha I had to spend 4 hours typing this out the first time I saw it, 4 hours because I couldn't pause or rewind I had to start the whole goddamn thing over... it was probably the start of my swf collection.
>> [_] Anon 1059134 Hey I actually get this :D


[KGW4RH8]F http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/977733.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/5 -2009 21:21:46 Ended: 12/5 -2009 09:21:53Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File :[1229020203567.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [L] [O] [L] DaDavidov 977733 Because you must, for the dog. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 977755 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 977776 tldw; The missile moves from one place to another.
>> [_] Anon 977891 fucking lol



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