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BEST MOM EVER.swf
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[JUH7PYX]https://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3504967
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 26/2 -2024 23:00:33 Ended: 26/2 -2024 23:00:33Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: BEST_MOM_EVER.swf-(7.58 MB, 480x270, Anime)
[_] Anon 3504967


[RCVTLQJ]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3333922/post-more-plzk…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 6/5 -2018 08:37:01 Ended: 7/5 -2018 05:12:33Flashes: 1 Posts: 35
File: BEST MOM EVER.swf-(7.58 MB, 480x270, Japanese)
[_] Anon 3333922 post more plzkthxbai Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3333925 fuck that, my parents taught me if anyone lays their hand on me to fight back and you better believe they never layed a hand on me other than to teach me how to fight someone else
>> [_] Anon 3333927 >># Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.
>> [_] Anon 3333928 >># this is literally what its like to be a parent.
>> [_] Anon 3333946 >># since there such nice sizes and all
>> [_] Anon 3333948 >># fuck you I just yesterday saw We need to talk about Kevin
>> [_] Anon 3333954 >># Wikipedia made it sound interesting enough. Was it any good?
>> [_] Anon 3333955 >># i'm pretty sure all parents act like that to their kids, mine certainly were like that.
>> [_] Anon 3333957 >># it doesn't particularly end on a happy note and has many "going from present to past and back" scenes so it can be pretty confusing at the beginning but definitely worth a watch
>> [_] Anon 3333958 what is this shit? anime is so stupid
>> [_] Anon 3333961 >># Uu! UU~! uu! look at all this great writing! Also sounds like Japan 'Oh shit some child is getting beat? Im sure child abuse can figure itself out' All hot garbage
>> [_] Anon 3333976 i almost feel for her, it's gotta be hard to raise an autistic child
>> [_] Anon 3333977 >># Well my daddy taught me how not to rip the skin by using somebody else's mouth.
>> [_] Anon 3333978 >># lurk old /jp/
>> [_] Anon 3333984 >># Fair warning that the anime ends like there's supposed to be another season, but there isn't, and it's already several years old at this point. To see the whole story you have to play the visual novel.
>> [_] Anon 3333986 >># Could you show me?
>> [_] Anon 3333987 >># anime sux, read the vn. also higurashi>umineko
>> [_] Anon 3333994 >># >># he was asking about the movie that other anon mentioned and not the anime in this flash you dumb shits
>> [_] Anon 3333997 >># n-no bully uu~ uuUU~
>> [_] Anon 3334000 Who was in the wrong here? the mom for resorting violence and/or not raining her child correctly in the first place? The bystanders who didn't intervene? The child for being a little bitch even though she is in the fourth grade?
>> [_] Anon 3334002 >># Why should it be only one person in the wrong? They're all a bunch a shits for doing what they did anyway
>> [_] M 3334016 >># sorry anon, they not all like that of course i wasn't a whiny bitch either
>> [_] Anon 3334020 Not often you see retarded children in anime.
>> [_] Anon 3334021 lol this is fucking japan, home of NEETS, of course no one's gonna do shit because they're all about the "don't get involved" life.
>> [_] Anon 3334022 >># i bet you werent going uuu uu uuuu uu and being bullied for it tho. i mean imagine having this a kid like this, maybe a slap would set her straight. it's clearly for her own good if she realizes she shouldnt go "uu uu uu" all the time. it's just a slap and might make her not an outcast for the rest of her life
>> [_] Anon 3334031 >># I'd be right happy to!
>> [_] Anon 3334033 >># nigger detected
>> [_] Anon 3334034 >ban what?
>> [_] Anon 3334036 Child's injury, incorrect speak lifelong.
>> [_] Anon 3334037 >># although I don't advocate for child abuse that kid was so fucking annoying. Just stop crying like that you little bitch, god.
>> [_] Anon 3334053 >># >># such a japanese thing to "let people handle family problems themselves" it would be extremely rude trying to seriously intervene, especially with them looking of royality or some shit apart from that, pretty short and meaningless scene, been waiting for some heelturn, like a lightning striking the girl gotta say, it's rather realistically voiced autism child and fed up mom also: all you niggers never even seen AAAIIIRR, I bet
>> [_] Q 3334055 Uuuuu
>> [_] Anon 3334063 >># Everyone in the series except Eva.
>> [_] Anon 3334071 >># yes
>> [_] Anon 3334084 domestic violence


[D6LRPE0]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3280543
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/9 -2017 01:31:22 Ended: 16/9 -2017 11:49:40Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: BEST MOM EVER.swf-(7.58 MB, 480x270, Japanese)
[_] Anon 3280543 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3280545 I agree, children should be seen and not heard. In the end she's not the best mom ever, she raised a disobedient shit.
>> [_] Anon 3280547 >># Most accurate representation of what a mother really is like. Nothing like the gentle creatures anime always seems to make them out to be.
>> [_] Anon 3280560 >># The first time i heard "Uu,uu,uu" I was hoping someone would do exactly what she did Bravo~
>> [_] Anon 3280634 kids crying in real life annoys me anime girls crying makes me upset
>> [_] Anon 3280679 god the mother was right
>> [_] Anon 3280686 >># speak for yourself. My mom was great.


[KRFFDRF]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2540968
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/9 -2014 07:49:30 Ended: 25/9 -2014 11:22:58Flashes: 1 Posts: 36
File: BEST MOM EVER.swf-(7.58 MB, 480x270, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2540968 UU UU UU UU UU UU UU
>> [_] Anon 2540975 wat sho
>> [_] Anon 2540979 >># fo sho
>> [_] Anon 2540981 I would slap the shit out of my kid too if she were a spoiled fucking brat like that.
>> [_] Anon 2540983 >># Seacats. The manga was better.
>> [_] Anon 2540988 >># TY
>> [_] Anon 2540989 >># But the daughter wasnt really being a spoiled brat tho
>> [_] Anon 2541000 IS this umineko on F? yes it is
>> [_] Anon 2541003 oh dear god that uu uu be annoying
>> [_] Anon 2541014 oh wow an anime with some actual sense, seriously how many other anime's have that one character that can't finish a sentence without some random ass quirk or phrase while everyone just kind of ignores it? it would get so fucking annoying after awhile you'd either slap the shit out of them or fucking leave.
>> [_] Anon 2541019 >># She's like a sperg or something, its not that she's spoilt she just lacks proper social faculties due to Rosa being a crazy cunt.
>> [_] Anon 2541021 >average /tv/ conversation
>> [_] Anon 2541025 Maria is actually dealing with not having a father and her mother not being home to be with her because of her work/she wants to get some dick so she leaves her for days on end to be with a guy. Rosa is actually a bad parent...But I can understand, she gets frequent migraines and can't deal with that UU UU shit. The rabits in this show are actually manifestations of that kid's toys...This show has so much shit in it that hasn't been explained and the manga takes forever...Umineko no naku koro ni. <- That's the name.
>> [_] Anon 2541028 >># But yeah, if you watch the show Rosa gets hers.
>> [_] Anon 2541048 I would have done the same thing, good mom.
>> [_] Anon 2541069 >># aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahah
>> [_] UU 2541070 should I watch the anime, read the manga, or the VN, or all of them?
>> [_] Anon 2541072 >># The VN takes fucking forever. Just watch the anime.
>> [_] UU 2541073 o-ok. what about the quality of the [spoiler]UU?[/spoiler] y'know, the quality
>> [_] Anon 2541077 I would slap the shit out of her
>> [_] Anon 2541090 why the fuck are their eyes so BIG
>> [_] Anon 2541094 (General disambiguation for the un-initiated... Umi-neko = "Sea cats" = what the Japanese call Seagulls. Full title translates to "As the seagulls cry," or "When the Seagulls are crying." It is set in the "When the Cicadas Cry" universe (a.k.a., "Higurashi".) It is even more pointlessly violent, so if you're in to GORN, it is probably worth watching... SPOILER! (Everybody dies. A LOT.)
>> [_] Anon 2541097 >># Becaaause... anime?
>> [_] Anon 2541103 Wow, those guys are beta fucks. I would have threatened to punch the shit out of a parent abusing a child like that.
>> [_] Anon 2541104 >># That UU UU was annoying as fuck though.
>> [_] Anon 2541105 >># Apparently the family politics are stupid as fuck. Also she's running around going uuu uuuuu uuuuuuu all the fucking time, I'd keep my mouth shut while the goddamn kid gets her comeuppance.
>> [_] Anon 2541108 >># Slapping a child isnt abuse you fucking pinko
>> [_] Anon 2541109 >># Also, show is set in the mid-80s... It was still okay to wallop your kid back then; just frowned upon if you're rich. That's what servants are for...
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2541114 -Did someone call for a FUCKING PINKO?
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2541116 >># In Soviet 4Chan, Pinko Fucks YOU!
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2541121 Frida Kahlo Vs. Satsuki Kiryūin... in the Ultimate Eyebrow Takedown! ...okay, that may have been a bit obscure...
>> [_] Anon 2541124 >># *tips fedora* at your service, m'lady...
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2541137 >># What a coincidence! I want to topple Fedora! LINUX for The PROLETARIAT! RED HATS FOR ALL. (how's that for a movement?)
>> [_] Anon 2541144 >># You're fuckin' gay, brah.
>> [_] Anon 2541145 CHANT WITH US! Pacman, Mint, Ubuntu; Debian, Redhat, Gentoo, too! Linux! LINUX! WHOO WHOO WHOO!
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2541150 >># That's between me and my ice pick, yo... Unless you're offering? In which case, only if you're hung like Mr. Ed.


[GMW7KL7]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2493983
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 19/8 -2014 02:50:51 Ended: 19/8 -2014 05:04:00Flashes: ~1 Posts: 13
File: BEST MOM EVER.swf-(7.58 MB, 480x270, Anime)
[_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2493983 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2493989 What anime
>> [_] Anon 2493996 >># How to Cope With a Severely Autistic Child.
>> [_] Paul Allen 2494000 >># dartude-sandstorm - I was listening to another one bites the dust with this lol
>> [_] Anon 2494001 >># 1. Go to swfchan.com 2. Plug the filename into the search bar (in this case, it's "BEST MOM EVER.swf") 3. Click the WIKI link found next to the preview image of the flash you're looking for 4. Skim the archived threads for sauce You will almost always find sauce faster by this method than by asking for it. Here is the wiki page for this flash. http://swfchan.net/16/77558.shtml?BEST+M OM+EVER.swf
>> [_] Anon 2494043 >># higurashi no naku koro ni or something
>> [_] Anon 2494047 >># umineko
>> [_] Anon 2494063 MAMAAAAA
>> [_] Anon 2494067 During that anime i was about ready to reach into my screen and bitch-slap the fuck out of that child....
>> [_] Anon 2494140 >># This is how I feel towards meme tards.
>> [_] Anon 2494150 their massive eyeballs are hideous, anime is such a joke and it's not even funny. one day you'll grow up and understand.
>> [_] Anon 2494151 Spoiler The little girl Maria Ushiromiya is actually evil as shit and studies in black mage and the occult. So feel good about her getting a beating.
>> [_] Anon 2494152 What a little cunt. Why is it so difficult to stop saying "uu?"


[SXXLEF2]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2486812
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/8 -2014 12:10:00 Ended: 13/8 -2014 18:02:53Flashes: 1 Posts: 27
File: BEST MOM EVER.swf-(7.58 MB, 480x270, Anime)
[_] UU UU UU UU UU UU UU UU UU UU UU UU Anon 2486812
>> [_] Anon 2486815 Yeah if I had a 9 year old kid who still acted like they were fucking 4 I would be easily pissed off too.
>> [_] Anon 2486829 fucking autist man
>> [_] Anon 2486832 [autism intensifies]
>> [_] Anon 2486903 Even more annoying when I imagine the grown-ass japanese voice actress not shutting the fuck up in the studio
>> [_] Anon 2486909 bonus points for the fact that it's strongly implied that the kid is mentally challenged and cries all the time because she's neglected and abused.
>> [_] Anon 2486912 >># or maybe she's just japanese and the nuke did more damage than we think.
>> [_] Anon 2486913 >># To be honest, pretty much any "cute" girl character in anime acts the same and they all deserve the rightful hand of mama
>> [_] Anon 2486935 uguu~
>> [_] Anon 2486944 >># Wahadesumahohauugaonipah~ Am I kawaii, Anon-kun
>> [_] Anon 2486981 Just in case there are any lazy-ass faggots that don't want to simply look it up, the source is Umineko no Naku Koro ni
>> [_] Anon 2486988 UU UU
>> [_] Anon 2486992 >># And they'll never LEARN to look it up as long as you spoonfeed them. You are the problem, faglord.
>> [_] Anon 2486994 >># nottu disu shitto agen
>> [_] Anon 2486998 >># The point is that they now have the source...but they need to feel guilty about it.
>> [_] Germanman 2486999 UU UU UU. Shut the fuck up.
>> [_] Anon 2487001 >># It's a free country.
>> [_] Germanman 2487012 >># I mean the stupid child.
>> [_] Anon 2487017 >># No it isn't, you're naive.
>> [_] Anon 2487022 Source on anime?
>> [_] Anon 2487023 >># Install gentoo.
>> [_] Anon 2487027 >># Aww damn' man, now I have to!
>> [_] Anon 2487036 >># Install Ututo
>> [_] Anon 2487038 >># i lost brain cells watching this
>> [_] Anon 2487049 >># 999 get UUUUUUUU
>> [_] Fokeno 2487058 Mom was in her right to do that. Kid was being retarded
>> [_] Anon 2487060 >># It's been given in this very thread. You're hopeless.


[RVR2UAW]!!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2469594
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/7 -2014 12:45:38 Ended: 30/7 -2014 21:05:21Flashes: 1 Posts: 50
File: Best_Mom_Ever.swf-(7.58 MB, 480x270, Anime)
[_] Best mom ever! Anon 2469594 Bitchslap! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2469597 >># Holy fuck that kid is annoying. I'd've slapped her shit too, god.
>> [_] Anon 2469598 Higurashi was better...
>> [_] Anon 2469602 >># Unless she's about to tear her daughter's fingernails out, Shion's mom/grandma was worse.
>> [_] Anon 2469603 That kid is autistic as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2469606 Does anime creator have any sort of social experience? I mean this is fucking retarded, no nine year old acts like that. Why would she call her mother 'mama' instead of using the Japanese word for it.
>> [_] Anon 2469607 This is my fetish.
>> [_] Anon 2469608 Explain
>> [_] Anon 2469609 >># I think the idea is that the nine year old is obviously supposed to be a stuck up PRIVILEGED WHITE female lady.
>> [_] Anon 2469616 >># Have you ever had any sort of social experience? if you don't fucking raise your kid they will act like this forever
>> [_] Anon 2469618 >># >I mean this is fucking retarded, no nine year old acts like that. Kids on the autism spectrum frequently do. It's a form of echolalia. Granted, the author probably didn't look into that. >Why would she call her mother 'mama' instead of using the Japanese word for it. The family are rich as fuck, they all wear western clothes, and the entire story takes place in a western-style mansion. It isn't too hard to think they would use western words.
>> [_] Anon 2469622 >># The word mama is extremely common in Japan. do you even anime you fucking casul get on my level
>> [_] Anon 2469634 Name of the Anime?
>> [_] Anon 2469636 >># When they cry
>> [_] Anon 2469638 >># It is like you are new at life.
>> [_] Anon 2469641 >># >implies people in Japan talk in same way as in anime well they dont
>> [_] Anon 2469642 UU UU UU
>> [_] Anon 2469647 >># Not him, but I've actually been to Japan and I can confirm that people there talk anime as FUCK.
>> [_] Anon 2469648 NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!! EVER!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2469668 >># Then treat her as a daughter, not a nigger. Spank them, but don't slap them to the ground.
>> [_] Anon 2469669 >># I gotta admit, that was satisfying. Before the mom started freaking out I actually said aloud "Would this bitch stop saying 'uu uu'"
>> [_] Anon 2469675 >># Thanks anon.
>> [_] Anon 2469682 >># UUUHHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHH UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH UUUHHHHHHHHHHH UUUUHHHH UUUUUUUUHHH UUUUUUHHHH
>> [_] Anon 2469692 I remember her saying Uguu~ before but now I don't know whether she is retarded or autistic, or maybe both?
>> [_] Anonyrnous 2469695 >># This chucklefuck probably believes mama is an English word.
>> [_] Anon 2469704 She's probably actually autistic. Considering that she's a sperg and refers to herself in the third person
>> [_] Anon 2469705 I fucking hate when anime characters have a speech quirk like that. It's not cute, it's annoying. I'm glad to finally see a character reacting to it appropriately.
>> [_] Anon 2469709 >># what do you mean? how can you hate nippa, nyaa, uguu, desu ...
>> [_] Anon 2469713 Damn, that was satisfying. I just wish she had slapped her unconscious. Fucking retarded sounds.
>> [_] Anon 2469714 >># >female lady uwotm8
>> [_] Anon 2469715 uu
>> [_] Anon 2469725 >># Correct Answer is Umineko no Naku Koro Ni - or - When the Seagulls Cry... As opposed to Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni - or - When the Cicada's Cry... <- Which is the better story of these Two!
>> [_] Anon 2469728 >># Actually, the author had actual experience with children, taking care of children who were abused and whatnot.
>> [_] Anon 2469753 >># do they make all those weird noises and say, sugoi, kawaii, or desu?
>> [_] Anon 2469783 >># all the words you listed are actual japanese words that, no matter what, need to be used
>> [_] Anon 2469785 >># All of those are words in Japanese so yes
>> [_] Anon 2469786 >># Yes I know but you know what I mean. Like they overuse those words and put too much emphasis on them
>> [_] Anon 2469791 Sauce for anime?
>> [_] Anon 2469792 >># He didn't say that, buddy.
>> [_] Anon 2469793 >># yeah, it's true that kids sometimes stress words too much, but it's pretty normal for a kid to have pronunciation issues. I remember that, as a kid, I couldn't pronunciate correctly a set of words and would make a fool of myself every time i'd have to say one of them. I think the employment of this kid thing is actually enjoyable in anime, if it's not overused, that is.
>> [_] AdamB15 2469803 >># >pronunciate Pronounce or Enunciate, anon. It's like the Sarah Palin refudiate example. It's not refudiate, it's Repudiate and Refute.
>> [_] AdamB15 2469804 >># >># Scratch that, didn't know it was a real word.
>> [_] Anon 2469811 >># >># http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/p ronunciate It can be written in both ways anon. One being the one you told me was the correct one and the other being a lesser-known one, nevertheless a legit one.
>> [_] Anon 2469846 >># >calling a namefag anon anon pls
>> [_] Anon 2469916 >># >no nine year old acts like that Hell, fucking middle schoolers act like that
>> [_] Anon 2469937 This is the really shitty third season of Higurashi right? If this little bitch was reoccurring I'm glad as fuck I didn't watch it.
>> [_] Anon 2469940 >># japnan
>> [_] Anon 2469943 Normally sounds don't annoy me that much. But this piece of shit right here. Oh man.
>> [_] Anon 2469944 UUHH UH UUUUH HHU UUUUH UHH UUUU UUHU UUU HHHH U UUHHH UUH UUHH *slap* UUHH UH UUUUH HHU UUUUH UHH UUUU UUHU UUU HHHH U UUHHH UUH UUHH *slap* UUHH UH UUUUH HHU UUUUH UHH UUUU UUHU UUU HHHH U UUHHH UUH UUHH *slap*
>> [_] Anon 2469994 >># male lady m'lady


[ZQHYQG0]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1190072
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/2 -2010 10:17:09 Ended: 22/2 -2010 12:04:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File[BEST MOM EVER.swf] - (7.58 MB)
[_] [A] Spike Makoto 1190072 The fuck is with all this Jaggers shit? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1190096 America needs more mothers like that. Really tired of hearing little screaming fuckwads every time I go to the store.
>> [_] Spike Makoto 1190098 >># Oh god yes. Every time I go into a store and see one of those kids I just wanna kick the little fuckers teeth in.
>> [_] Anon 1190128 What is this anime called anyway?
>> [_] Anon 1190129 >># Jew Adventure: The Jews
>> [_] Anon 1190130 lesson: it only takes two dedicated posters to FUCK YOUR DAY UP
>> [_] Anon 1190135 her mom would be way better if she was JAGGERS
>> [_] Anon 1190176 This flash was stupid and annoying. This is why I don't watch anime.
>> [_] Anon 1190178 i was hoping the mom would kill that annoying little cunt
>> [_] Anon 1190187 She had no reason to start screaming either, a little animu CWC.
>> [_] Anon 1190194 >># I'm pretty sure Rosa never kills Maria, but Maria in EP4 kills Rosa over and over.


[JS7VTZP]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1177657
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/2 -2010 08:15:06 Ended: 8/2 -2010 14:40:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 29
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[_] [A] Anon 1177657 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1177662 Uu! Uu! Uu!
>> [_] Anon 1177669 No wonder why...
>> [_] Anon 1177680 I would beat the shit out of that girl too.
>> [_] Anon 1177683 Uu!! Uu!
>> [_] anonymous 1177687 what series is this from
>> [_] Anon 1177691 >># うみねこのなく頃に aka Umineko
>> [_] anonymous 1177694 thanks anon
>> [_] Anon 1177695 >># anon is always glad to help anon :3
>> [_] Anon 1177747 UUU UUUU UUUU UUUU UUUU GODDAMN IT.
>> [_] Anon 1177750 jesus christ that kid is annoying
>> [_] Anon 1177752 i wish she was my mother
>> [_] Anon 1177755 >># for incest purposes?
>> [_] Anon 1177761 didn't think about that but sure
>> [_] Anon 1177762 I would've hit her harder. as in Knock her out, 3 day coma hit harder
>> [_] Anon 1177763 My mom used to beat me when I was little. She stopped when I started returning it.
>> [_] Anon 1177764 As soon as any of you anons get kids you try not getting pissed at them when they do annoying shit like that. All I'm saying is: I've slapped kids myself. You sure do want to do more than slapping though.
>> [_] Anon 1177771 >># AGREED. UU UU FUCKING UU made me wanna fucking bitchslap her.
>> [_] Anon 1177772 Kids are nice when you are nice. They just reflect their parents.
>> [_] Anon 1177777 >># Bull-frickin-horse shit. Some kids are annoying as fuck, and they are dicks. But the parents must teach them to behave a certain way, or else they'll be dicks when they grow up too. Constantly being nice is not an option, ie. when the kid has shit on the kitchen floor, and doesn't feel any regret about it. Parenting is a messy business.
>> [_] Anon 1177779 >># I agree. I was a monster when I was a child.
>> [_] Anon 1177782 FUCK HER IN THE FACE... DUH-DUH, DUM, DUM!
>> [_] Anon 1177785 >># >Bull-frickin-horse shit. why the fuck did i read this in francis' voice from l4d
>> [_] Anon 1177786 >># SWEET GET BRO. and fuck this girl was grating on my ears.
>> [_] Anon 1177790 >># You from /b/? Gets don't matter as much here. Because this is easily the slowest moving board.
>> [_] Anon 1177797 >># I was being facetious.
>> [_] Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2 1177820 I would fucking punt that kid
>> [_] Anon 1177825 Disappointment, I was waiting for her mom to kick her when she's down
>>
>> [_] Anon 1177839 Rosa is an impure harlot, but Maria is a devilspawn so yeah.


[BUXKTL7]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1159225
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 15/1 -2010 15:00:09 Ended: 15/1 -2010 23:34:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 47
File[BEST MOM EVER.swf] - (7.58 MB)
[_] [A] Uuu~ Anon 1159225 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1159227 UUU ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1159230 lol
>> [_] Anon 1159248 The little shit deserved it!
>> [_] Anon 1159252 /r/ flash loop of her getting repeatedly bitch smacked
>> [_] Pink Lemonade !XNdzWrLXiE 1159256 I WAS DECEIVED!! =0
>> [_] Anon 1159258 UUU ;_; UUU ;_; UUU ;_; UUU ;_; UUU ;_; UUU ;_; UUU ;_; UUU ;_; UUU ;_; UUU ;_; UUU ;_; UUU ;_; UUU ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1159259 >># Second!! And, /r/ on Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1159268 >># Umineko no Naku Koro ni.
>> [_] Anon 1159271 i was just like STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1159285 THIS IS HOW PARENTS SHOULD RAISE THEIR KIDS.
>> [_] Anon 1159303 requesting sauce I think the mom purposely stole the rose and is feeling guilty now, ha ha ha
>> [_] Anon 1159304 >># See >>#.
>> [_] Anon 1159316 That's how my mom treated me as a child ;__;
>> [_] Anon 1159319 Kid is obviously retarded and should be locked up in a mental institution. Problem solved.
>> [_] Anon 1159326 >># i am your mom, gtfo 4chan forever now
>> [_] Anon 1159327 Yeah, because slapping a kid to stop it from crying makes perfect sense, right?
>> [_] Anon 1159335 >># It gives the little punk something to actually cry about. I would have hit that fucking kid too.
>> [_] Anon 1159362 IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY AT WAL-MART
>> [_] Anon 1159365 >># i'd hit that too, if you know what i mean...
>> [_] Anon 1159366 i hate that "uu" sound...
>> [_] Anon 1159368 ITT : Internet toughguys
>> [_] Anon 1159373 Spare the rod spoil the child
>> [_] Anon 1159380 She isn't hitting the kid to make it stop crying, shes hitting it because it disobeyed her when she told it to stop being a little shit.
>> [_] Anon 1159383 >># because we think that spanking children when they fuck up makes us tough.
>> [_] Anon 1159384 Niggers insist that the only way to set a child straight is to beat the fuck out of it when it does poorly. Niggers also cause a hell of a lot more violent crimes in America. If you teach a kid that violence solves problems they'll become adults who use violence to try and solve their problems. It's not a difficult concept. Either way it's funny.
>> [_] Anon 1159390 >># And then kept hitting it when it wasn't just making a weird noise and disobeying/not listening, but was actually crying. Christ, is the clip that hard to follow for you people?
>> [_] Anon 1159432 What the fuck anime is this? I keep sing it, and haven't the fucking slightest clue.
>> [_] Anon 1159437 LOL! This anime reminds me of that clip on /jp/ weeks ago, where a Chinese mom was spanking and yelling at her daughter for 30 minutes because of poor performance at school... It looks like Asian parents still know how to properly educate their little out-of-control bastards!
>> [_] Anon 1159438 >># It's people like you that cause all of the bad things in the world
>> [_] Anon 1159440 God damn, that habit is annoying though! Where the fuck did she pick that up? UU! UU! UU! UU!
>> [_] Anon 1159460 ..Am I the only one who got a major stiffy from the Uuuing?
>> [_] Anon 1159462 >># >implying only niggers do that
>> [_] Anon 1159463 >># Watch the series, or better yet read the VN, and you'll find out. It's actually a somewhat important plot point that ties in in a hilariously sad way.
>> [_] Anon 1159470 >># Don't wanna, spoiler please.
>> [_] Anon 1159473 what is this anime called? /sorry,newfag/
>> [_] Anon 1159478 Is this supposed to be shocking or something? Because being an obnoxious brat and not doing what you are told was a perfectly reasonable way to get yourself slapped when I was a kid. She isn't beating the child, she slapped it across the face, once more because the first time apparently didn't convey the message. How sheltered are Japs were this is supposed to seem abusive to them?
>> [_] Anon 1159485 >># in japan, they actually rape their kids fyi. >># actually, the virginina tech guy did it because he had bad grades too :P
>> [_] Anon 1159486 Her mom was right. If she keeps saying uuu~ all the time, some *channer's gonna declare her moe and rape her. BEAT YOUR CHILDREN.
>> [_] Anon 1159507 >># hitting children is only socially acceptable in america and shitty third world countries iirc. it's because children aren't little shits that need to be hit to learn a lesson by nature, they're made that way by shitty parents who don't know how to raise kids. it's entirely possible to raise an obedient, respectful child without ever using the threat of violence or outright hitting them but derp that's lieberal bullshit id rather neglect mah little shits and beat them half to death when they piss me off
>> [_] Anon 1159516 >># yes, children need to be properly groomed
>> [_] Anon 1159519 >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 1159521 >># >hitting children is only socially acceptable in america and shitty third world countries iirc. So do you just generalize a good majority of europe as "third world countries"?
>> [_] Anon 1159524 >># Or you could teach them a lesson, put that Uuuu UUU UUUU retard in a room with her peers, let them sort her out....she will either sink or swim. Heuristics...not everyone born should be alive.
>> [_] Anon 1159526 >># I was hit quite often as a child, when I misbehaved. I can't even recall a situation where I used violence during a confrontation, even as a little kid. Maybe I am just a little bitch who takes it, but ether way, something is wrong with your theory.
>> [_] Anon 1159528 WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE KEEP SAY UU
>> [_] Anon 1159532 >># >implying that the poster was serious


[EDCQDUJ]! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/1094665.html
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[_] [A] /f/ needs a good bitchslapping Anon 1094665 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1094696 good mom kid need som dicipline
>> [_] Anon 1094705 Uu Uu Uu
>> [_] Anon 1094708 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
>> [_] Anon 1094730 Seriously, fuck that kid.
>> [_] Anon 1094761 whats this from?
>> [_] Anon 1094766 sauce? i wanna watch that anime now
>> [_] Anon 1094772 >># >># umineko no naku koro ni
>> [_] Anon 1094776 >># thanks much
>> [_] PsychMajor !!5ONmnDmhDHq 1094777 >># It's not ok to beat up retards.
>> [_] Anon 1094778 Fuck, that kid is like a retarded animal or something. Needs to be beaten until it can't make sounds anymore
>> [_] Anon 1094797 Fuck, that's my mom. Given, I don't say "uu," but Jesus...
>> [_] Anon 1094824 >># You are a bad person.
>> [_] Anon 1094835 I kept thinking this was going to turn into "uu- uu- Zone" or something
>> [_] Anon 1094843 Jesus, that's an annoiyng cry.
>> [_] Anon 1094888 >># >># >># This.


[ZYWUS3G]!! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/1083340.html
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[_] [A] Anon 1083340 EUUUU Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1083344 fucking uuuuuuuu
>> [_] Anon 1083345 umineko
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 1083346 Watched while listening to "Mr Blue Sky" Hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1083348 Makes you want to bash her head in then leave her to rot in a tool shed.
>> [_] Anon 1083349 sauce?
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 1083352 >># Yeah I know, that fucking little brat made me sympathetic to her mom Aunt Maria.
>> [_] Anon 1083353 alright. . .
>> [_] Anon 1083358 wtf is going on here? animu sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1083361 >># >># Umineko. If you visited /a/ you'd know that.
>> [_] Anon 1083364 >># i don't visit /a/, thankfully
>> [_] Anon 1083366 >># ...ya thats probably for the best.
>> [_] Anon 1083368 >># This /a/ is overran by the tripfags.
>> [_] Anon 1083370 FUCK YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT 'MENTAL ISSUES' -SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP-
>> [_] Anon 1083371 Uuu...UUU...UUUUUU....UUUUU! UUUUU!!!! UUUUUUU!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1083398 horrible shit animu for horrible shit people.
>> [_] Anon 1083414 THEY BOTH NEED A DICKING
>> [_] Anon 1083417 UU UU SHUT THE FUCK U YOU RETARD UU UU *SLAP* UU UU SLAP UU UU priceless
>> [_] Anon 1083432 UUUUU THIS MOTHERFUCKER! *SLAP*
>> [_] Anon 1083434 Mama, defeat the bad witch! Uu! also, Niipah, Uguu, Mu, and other stupid nonsensical noises have GOT TO GO.
>> [_] Anon 1083448 uu? ._.
>> [_] ITOU YUKINO IS MY WIFE !!z4RZR68Ei02 1083472 fucking japan jesus christ
>> [_] Anon 1083479 Idk my bff jill
>> [_] Anon 1083480 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1083483 >># Mii? Nipaa!
>> [_] Anon 1083489 The only way that noise could ever be suitable would be if she was getting gangbanged.
>> [_] Anon 1083490 Good god. UU, UU, UU. I feel bad for the voice actor that has to actually make all those idiotic sounds.
>> [_] DESU !!VKHtgYbiSfh 1083554 >># Agreed
>> [_] Anon 1083574 >># Every japanese woman makes this sound during sex. Hell, its probably an audio recording of the director's wife while she was getting a dicking in the butt.
>> [_] Anon 1083588 I like how when she tells her to shut up, the kid just makes the sound louder. I have nothing but sympathy for the character. Having to listen to that. From a fourth grader.
>> [_] Anon 1083590 That's a real mother there. She don't take shit off of a 4th grader.
>> [_] Anon 1083602 What a lousy mother! A really good mother would have beat that little brat into a coma.
>> [_] Pedo Bear's caturday choise 1083657 My cock gets so fucking hard, i love when the little girls scream.
>> [_] Anon 1083659 Well, honestly, that's the wrong choice of action, but she was asking for it..
>> [_] Alan Shore !De..W0m.u. 1083704 I'd fucking smack that bitch up. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. fuck you little girl.
>> [_] Anon 1083706 UUU UUUU UUUUUUUUU AHHHHHH AHHHH UUU AHHHHHH UUUUU Yes.
>> [_] Anon 1083709 When the mother went away and clutched her heart, and the camera zoomed in on the brat, I was expecting a "JUST AS PLANNED"
>> [_] Anon 1083713 Why does she make those retarded noises?
>> [_] Anon 1083719 Goddamn. Autism needs a Hitler..
>> [_] Anon 1083721 does the little girl end all her sentences with "Desu?"
>> [_] Anon 1083723 >># Its a spell.
>> [_] Anon 1083734 >># A spell to what? Piss me the fuck off? Glad that lady beat the shit out of her.
>> [_] Anon 1083736 >># Magic missile;_;
>> [_] Anon 1083743 >># wat


[S9J9Q3R]F !! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/1076289.html
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[_] [H] Some fapmaterial for you guys. Anon 1076289 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1076295 Why would anybody want to watch this
>> [_] Anon 1076302 this is a part of the new season of higurashi no naku koro ni?
>> [_] Anon 1076304 >># what?
>> [_] Anon 1076305 please provide the sauce
>> [_] Anon 1076306 >># Umineko, part of the same franchise as Higurashi.
>> [_] Schaff Games !LX9iJK9w3s 1076308 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>> [_] Anon 1076314 I'd smack the shit outta that kid if she kept going "UUU!" too
>> [_] Schaff Games !LX9iJK9w3s 1076315 >># Who wouldn't?
>> [_] Anon 1076318 What the fuck, why was the little shit saying "Uuu Uuu" anyway?
>> [_] Anon 1076322 >># probably because she's a fucking retard
>> [_] Anon 1076324 Wait wtf its an anime now?
>> [_] Anon 1076333 I came. Hard.
>> [_] Anon 1076335 that was 5 minutes of my life that i will never get back. there was absolutely no fappable material in it whatsoever. i feel stupider, as should anyone else who saw it stupider for having seen it. you gain no points, now you may go die in a fire.
>> [_] Anon 1076338 IDK, my BFF Uu uu?
>> [_] Captain Niggawatts, Second Brigade !!cUGUUAl/cS8 1076343 Goddamn little bitch looking for a fucking flower. I'll give you a fucking flower, if you don't stop crying. I'll give her my flower, if you get my drift. The flower is my penis. I'm going to give her my penis. I will rape her if she does not shut up.
>> [_] Anon 1076347 >># >5 minutes no sense of time whatsoever
>> [_] Anon 1076355 >># you call your penis 'flower'. You fag.
>> [_] Anon 1076363 >># i raged so hard at this loli; i want to strangle her while i watched.
>> [_] Anon 1076394 i say they were fucked up even before the nukes
>> [_] Anon 1076406 What? Am I supposed to feel bad for the little shit? Nailgun + her throat = problem solved. :D
>> [_] Anon 1076418 CAME HARD
>> [_] Anon 1076421 what was the fucking point of that
>> [_] Anon 1076423 >># To lol at anime child abuse, you dunce.
>> [_] Anon 1076427 >># HAAAA hahaha, excellent
>> [_] Anon 1076430 thats what that fucking brat gets, to bad she didnt die.
>> [_] Anon 1076434 http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/ c.cgi?u=beat BAM, MOTHERFUCKA! YOU WANNA TALK BACK TO ME NOW?!
>> [_] Anon 1076438 nippaaaaaaaaaa
>> [_] Dennis Jensen - King of /b/f/ & /r/ !fpXAASGpVs 1076440 >># Please do not quote maddox here. Only quote me. The king has spoketh.
>> [_] Anon 1076458 >># You are nobody!
>> [_] Dennis Jensen - King of /b/f/r/ & /s/ !fpXAASGpVs 1076462 >># Yeah. But so is Maddox. Shit. Him with his shit. He think he's all that. Doing another tour for his extended dickshit with the number of manliness. Guy needs to be shot.
>> [_] Anon 1076464 >># You are a faggot. If you are the king of /b/ then you must be a HUEG FAGGOT, it is not a good thing to be the king or /b/. Would you want to be the king of scat porn? Would you want to be the king of a mountain of toxic garbage? Would you want to be the king of a pile of human waste? WOULD YOU?
>> [_] Anon 1076466 >># >># While I disagree with this supposed king, that is a pretty old page. I mean it was funny, but it was funny 7 years ago. Anyway I enjoyed this flash, more Umineko!
>> [_] Anon 1076472 Uuu Uuu Uuu Uuu UUU UUU UUU UUU UUU
>> [_] Anon 1076474 Excellent Mom using the "One-Two-Shut the Hell Up" maneuver to shut up her bratty kid.
>> [_] Anon 1076485 uuu uu, uuunfapable.
>> [_] Anon 1076489 I can't fap to this
>> [_] Anon 1076499 FUCK YOU, ASPBERGERS ISN'T REAL YOU WHINY FUCK! -BAM-
>> [_] Anon 1076500 This series has most of the characters getting horribly murdered right?
>> [_] Anon 1076504 That was depressing.
>> [_] Anon 1076506 >># >># This is why we can't have nice things
>> [_] Anon 1076509 >># you best be trollin or you are the epitome of newfaggotry, faggotry, 17,000 nigerian bastard cocks in a japanese hermaphrodites urethra, niggardry, shitsucking cockmonglering like no one has witnissed before.
>> [_] Anon 1076511 >># Okay, I'll quote you. "I like cocks up my ass. The king has spoketh. Now where is horse-cock shaped dildo?"
>> [_] Anon 1076516 Maybe if all moms were like this, we wouldn't have a bunch of ungrateful little retard faggots running around.
>> [_] Anon 1076517 >># THE KING HAS SPOKETH
>> [_] Anon 1076534 fucking kids
>> [_] Anon 1076535 I don't care if it wasn't my problem. I don't care if it wasn't my family. I don't care if it was a woman. I would beat the shit out of that mother, and scream "UUUUUUUU!!!!!" into her ear as I raped her in her own bed. Then I would proceed to take a shit on her after I came inside, inside her ass, so she can't be a bad parent to another child.
>> [_] Alan Shore !De..W0m.u. 1076557 >># I would applaud the mother for smacking the shit out the little bitch. That little whore maria needs some goddamn disclipine. If I were there, I'd have told her to shut the hell up uu~



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