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[_] Why are games like this nowadays? John Moses Browning 3495787
>> [_] Anon 3495804 how do you start the boat?
>> [_] Anon 3495805 >># as a wise man once said: It doesn't matter what state the game comes out, but what it becomes. but in all seriousness modern gayming is a joke
>> [_] Anon 3495828 Chasm spasm was a really hot take on the indiana jones games for the Home computer market (Amiga), because Indiana Jones 3 was so bad -- You would flail on some buttons while Indy decided to move, (or not move) toward the direction u chose combined with a torch-themed timer system. This meant a lot of unfun deaths for the uninitiated; not that the games were ever good.

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[_] Anon 3414740 sequel to >>#
>> [_] Anon 3414781 >># I've never understood if pressing any buttons actually does anything substantial, or if it's just random.

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[_] Late Night [G]ames Anon 3408116 Post dem high scores. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3408238 5750 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 3408243 5940

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[_] Lets play some [G]ames Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O 3346765 6080 I was at 120K but at the last second my score was halved. I fucking love Chasm Spasm.
>> [_] Anon 3346801 a classic
>> [_] Anon 3346818 >># is there even a strategy to this?

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[_] Exciting Gameplay! Anon 3289320

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[_] About time we had some real games here Anon 3212967

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[_] 4chan Cup /f/ Team Roster discussion Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 3196434 Hotpocket-san pls don't ban me again. I've been a good boy I din du nuffin but post them roster polls. Standard Players: http://poal.me/xxotq9 Medals: http://poal.me/88a6ym Polls will go on until the 14th, by the 21st of january we'll have a good idea of who's gonna be on the team for Winter Feel free to shitpost about horns and anthems and whatnot now's the time to do it. Friendly against /co/ this weekend we'll be using an animutation roster I came up with a few years back it should hopefully be a fun match against /co/ http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2017_4ch an_Winter_Cup_Friendlies#January_8 What the fuck is this all about? Head to the wiki for all your questions about Virtual Memeball http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ
>> [_] Anon 3196442 Gambatte Sou!
>> [_] Anon 3196465 Good luck this winter m8
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 3196469 >># >># Thanks /f/ellas I'll give it my all and I'll do my best to adapt to PES 17.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3196475 >># This flash is so good, you will surely get permabanned for this
>> [_] Anon 3196546 >># We better actually play at the right time, this time, faggot.

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[_] /r/ inside Anon 3155944 Can someone post the flash of 9/11 with the Palmtree Panic music from Sonic?

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[_] John Smith 3143417 TSH
>> [_] Anon 3143471 26800
>> [_] Anon 3143506 got a 15x ocelot bonus chained with a double squid storm just try to beat that
>> [_] Anon 3143519 Rathergood is the goddamn best

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[_] Request Inside Anon 3114255 Could someone post the modded Corruption of Champions? CoC_1.0.2_mod_1.3.22 preferably? I was keeping it open in a tab, but my comp reset last night for an update and Chrome wouldn't restore. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3114319 >># Just fucking google it.
>> [_] Anon 3114320 >># http://swfchan.com/39/192053/?CoC_1.0.2_ mod_1.3.22.swf now would tell you how to move cookies from chrome to your local files but I have no idea how
>> [_] Anon 3114367 >># Wait is there an actual way to win this game or was I wrong in just mashing buttons?

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[_] Yadex 3066761
>> [_] Anon 3066829 4980 first try come fite me niggs
>> [_] Anon 3066850 >># 6060 but I've been dicking around with it on and off. Can't figure out what makes the game happy or not. I always just press the arrow keys in a random order but I see my score go down often.

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[_] First thing in flash folder Anon 3031406 Dated: Dec,18,2011 3:48pm Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3031409 Made me smile a little bit
>> [_] Anon 3031425 My sides where lauched to orbit.
>> [_] Anon 3031468 Been looking for this one for a while, thanks.

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[_] Good games Anon 2866416 I am stuck on level 4...
>> [_] Anon 2866453 Chaining Ocelot bonuses like a fucking pro
>> [_] Anon 2866505 >># Do you even squidstorm?

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[_] Anon 2837660

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[_] Anon 2716144 I can never get pass the puma den Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2716154 >that ocelot bonus
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2716158 SQUIDS! Man, I was just thinking, "Whatever happened to Joel Veitch?"
>> [_] Anon 2716175 I've always wondered... Is there any way to increase your score intentionally? I don't care enough to experiment and find out myself.
>> [_] Anon 2716230 >># If you don't button mash your score is shit.
>> [_] Anon 2716273 I always imagine this is what video games must look like to my grandparents whenever they see me play them.
>> [_] Anon 2716278 SQUIDSTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM
>> [_] Anon 2716379 >># i nearly died from laughter when i first played this. If there is one thing in life i wish i could experience for the first time again, its this.
>> [_] Anon 2716399 >># This is more like what your grandparents' video games looked like.

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[_] Anon 2644662
>> [_] Anon 2644760 what the fuck m8

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[_] Chasm Spasm Anon 2500588 How do I beat this game? It's really pissing me off. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2500646 I'm fighting the rhino-boss at the end of level one - anybody know how to beat it? His HP recharges too fast.
>> [_] Anon 2500647 >># It's easy as fuck if you have bombs in your inventory.
>> [_] Anon 2500649 >># FUCK! I can't even get past the crocodiles.
>> [_] Anon 2500650 >># thank you kind anon
>> [_] Anon 2500655 how do you pass the crocodiles?!
>> [_] Anon 2500661 >># use the stick on the left one wait use the stick on the middle one wait jump the third
>> [_] Anon 2500662 >># Get good.
>> [_] Anon 2500677 is this by the same dudes who made proudbottom teaches touch typing?
>> [_] Anon 2500691 I have no idea what the fuck i'm doing
>> [_] Anon 2500724 how do i get off the fucking ground at the beginning what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2500726 >># Stop being a casual.
>> [_] Anon 2500764 >># thanks but now i'm stuck at the rhino too. this game is fucking ridiculous.
>> [_] Anon 2500770 >># Play HARDER.
>> [_] Anon 2500771 >Squidstorm

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[_] Cave Explorer 1.0 The Admiral !a3Xv6FRGN2 2467072
>> [_] Anon 2467130 I can never get the Ocelot bonus

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[_] The Admiral !a3Xv6FRGN2 2403981 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2403983 This game is my jam. I have no idea how to play it.
>> [_] Anon 2403984 A similar thing happened to me when I tried to go into a chasm once.
>> [_] Anon 2404020 I'm not sure why there are high scores for this, as the 'bonuses' are seemingly awarded at random.
>> [_] Anon 2404031 SQUIDSTORM OCELOT CROC BONUS
>> [_] Anon 2404102 >># SEEMINGZLY.... Don't you want to find the secret to success andocelot bonus? PLAY IT MORE TO FIND THE SEDCRET!
>> [_] Anon 2404105 Will Ian Pissweasel's world record ever be toppled?
>> [_] Anon 2404159 Fucking hell, score halved every time

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[_] Anon 2263287 No games on /f/? wtf guys
>> [_] Anon 2263299 gay
>> [_] Anon 2263302 this is like every new game feels like today
>> [_] Anon 2263309 it's raining squids bitches

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[_] best game ever Anon 2142982
>> [_] Anon 2142999 Man I only get low scores like 123 k today.

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[_] yourpenisem 2117518
>> [_] Anon 2117544 how do i plae?
>> [_] Anon 2117550 19,400 Check your privlege
>> [_] Anon 2117589 ive fallen and i cant get up
>> [_] Anon 2117593 SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM SQUIDSTORM
>> [_] Anon 2117598 25090
>> [_] Anon 2117600 CROCODILE BONUS
>> [_] Anon 2117625 29680, suck my privilege.
>> [_] HUFDHD 2117680 198000

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[_] Anon 2116173
>> [_] Anon 2116185 This reminds me of Dino Crisis

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[_] Game TIME Anon 1946181
>> [_] Anon 1946194 smirk
>> [_] Anon 1946201 First time around I thought I broke something. Next time around I noticed the title of the game. 7/10 rused me good
>> [_] Anon 1946252 Fuck, I've plahyed this like a hundred time and I never get how do I do the Time Extended bonus.
>> [_] Anon 1946289 This is fucking awesome

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[_] gay porn because i am so homosexual Anon 1876730 please enjoy
>> [_] Anon 1876741 my sides when i reached 30k lolololol
>> [_] Anon 1876747 this is my all time favorite flash game
>> [_] Anon 1876777 LOVE this game!
>> [_] Anon 1876801 Those same 10 guys have held the high scores for years.

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[_] Anon 1837067 The Next Great Adventure!
>> [_] Anon 1837117 i dont even
>> [_] Anon 1837128 How do you pass the 3rd screen? Anyone?
>> [_] Lain !!60X3vP0AzXg 1837201 You have to dodge the monkeys completely on the fifth then come back to it.
>> [_] Anon 1837224 Man, I always run out of time before I can make it to the 7th screen. fffffff
>> [_] Anon 1837235 >># >># >># >called chasm spasm >low file size obvious trolls are obvious
>> [_] Anon 1837273 >scoring high >says score is halved >mfw

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[_] Anon 1772301 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1772304 Enjoy your button mashing.
>> [_] Anon 1772312 The button presses don't do anything. Indiana Jones was dead before he was born. The entire series is a abortion of a abortion. No real human being could survive even a third of what happens to indy. In a few more years, he'll probably get parkinsons or some other old-man disease. It feels bad man.
>> [_] Anon 1772313 SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM SQUID STORM
>> [_] Anon 1772364 >score halved FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 1772416 HIGH SCORE!
>> [_] Anon 1772422 i press x to supercharge but nothing happens
>> [_] Anon 1772569 I've never lold so hard while button mashing before.....
>> [_] Anon 1772573 i got 15400 by only pressing space bar with my foot. think about that for a second.

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[_] Anon 1767864
>> [_] Anon 1767869 always makes me lol
>> [_] Anon 1767873 Niiiice
>> [_] Anon 1767997 lold the entire time uncontrollably
>> [_] Anon 1768070 fucking GOTYAYATFAE

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[_] Anon 1730889
>> [_] Anon 1730894 >the feel when score is halved
>> [_] Anon 1730928 >14k I only pressed the right arrow key rapidly...
>> [_] Anon 1730939 >SCORE DOUBLED! >score halved! FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 1731008 i laughed so fucking hard
>> [_] Anon 1731048 I was unsure whether the highscores were real or not until now, 222k or so points with what 4 or 5 score doubles in the end.
>> [_] Anon 1731067 rathergood.com has some great stuff

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[_] [G] I too will post old shit. Anon 1650328
>> [_] Hitogana !!jdqR9pMkmHT 1650466 Chasm Spasm isn't really that old :(

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[_] [G] Anon 1646322
>> [_] Anon 1646330 HOLY FUCK I MISSED THIS GAME!
>> [_] Anon 1646336 How do you play? I keep falling down When I try to get up he looks like hes having a seizure or somethin
>> [_] Anon 1646389 >># that's the point, it's a trollgame
>> [_] Anon 1646404 15,580 holy fuck are my hands tired now.
>> [_] Anon 1646419 >># 21,200 time extended, croc bonus, ocelot bonus and squidstorm, bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1646464 I can never make it out of the second fucking pit. It's exactly like the first in every way, only with added sounds for spazzing on the spikes. This is even assuming you can make it further. Climbing back up again seems to be completely random, unless there is some kind of rhythm to it, like hammering it hard during specific random events and slower on others? Hell if I know. Amusing all the same.
>> [_] Anon 1646468 Holy hell, I haven't laughed this hard in months. Thank you anon, you marvelous faggot.

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[_] [G] Anon 1614407 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1614409 >fall off first edge >Flop around like a fish the rest of the time >did I do it right?
>> [_] Anon 1614418 So what am I supposed to do to maintain combo and shit?
>> [_] Anon 1614426 >people try to get a high score HAHAHAAHAHA oh you were serious...
>> [_] Anon 1614432 reminded me of steamshovel harry
>> [_] Anon 1614461 Is the scoring all luck or is there actually any method to the madness?
>> [_] Anon 1614463 >># I mashed UP + DOWN + Z for awhile and got like 3 Squid Bonuses in a row so I think there's a slight method to it.
>> [_] Anon 1614492 See, you have to NOT fuck up the first jump. The timing's pretty strict on it though. You really want the ocelot bonus.
>> [_] Anon 1614493 JUST PLAY THE GAME!
>> [_] Elle Lowel !pY5mGGxSYY 1614499 Epic, but Absolute.
>> [_] Anon 1614502 >># No matter what i do I always fuck it up :'(
>> [_] Anon 1614503 >># Definitely absolute.
>> [_] Anon 1614570 Find a direction button and hold it. It doesn't matter. There is no way to play this game. It is so poorly made that the only winning move is to not play. Also Europeans canceled "The Game", no one thinks it's entertaining any more. It's not even funny. When they got rick-rolled in retaliation and then they got zerg-rushed by all of those Muslim extremists ,they realized that enough is enough. They are sorry.
>> [_] Anon 1614578 SQUIDSTORM
>> [_] Anon 1614579 >># what the fucka re you talking about
>> [_] Anon 1614581 This is bad and you should feel bad.
>> [_] Anon 1614599 10980 pts. Why.... did I even played that ??
>> [_] Thaddeus 1614605 i dont get it
>> [_] Anon 1614606 WHAT! THE! ABSOLUTE! FUCK?! ...why do I find this so fucking entertaining?

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[_] [G] Anon 1540691
>> [_] Anon 1540692 Easily my favorite
>> [_] Anon 1540730 SQUIDSTORM!
>> [_] Anon 1540757 I've never been able to figure out how to get a high score effectively. Is it truly random? or is there a way to actually do good?
>> [_] Anon 1540805 >># Bump. I want to know.

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[_] [G] Good Evening Gentlemen George Zimmer !!IYmoTiYa3ke 1478169
>> [_] Anon 1478188 HOW DOES THIS HAVE NO REPLYS THIS GAME IS HILARIOUS
>> [_] Anon 1478195 >># because its old as fuck
>> [_] Anon 1478236 SQUIDSTORM!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1478255 I got all the letters in "BONUS", but it didn't do anything special. lame.
>> [_] Anon 1478265 CROCODILE BONUS!
>> [_] Anon 1478294 OCELOT BONUS!!!

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[_] [G] Anon 1436074 needs more /G/ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1436077 Can't get higher then 20430
>> [_] Anon 1436085 Haha, oh wow.
>> [_] Anon 1436096 jesus christ i could never figure out how to play this game
>> [_] Anon 1436197 Fall, sieze, squidstorm, OCELOT BONUS!
>> [_] Anon 1436232 B-B-B-BONUS ROUND
>> [_] Anon 1436241 SQUIDSTOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM
>> [_] Anon 1436257 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1436264 >># all i do is spam and wonder wtf is going on hoping ill understand

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[_] [G] Anon 1420401 Can't get past lvl 3, halp! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1420417 uhm, how the fu
>> [_] Anon 1420419 >># You aren't spasming enough.
>> [_] Anon 1420422 OCELOT
>> [_] Anon 1420427 i cant pass lvl 1
>> [_] Anon 1420445 I got to the well, but how do I get the water for the villagers? I have the length of rope but he wont use it
>> [_] Anon 1420446 fuck you squidstorm!
>> [_] Anon 1420459 >># thats kind a tricky you have to use the eternal eye first, so you can see where to put your rope
>> [_] Anon 1420503 New Mission- find plot of game
>> [_] Anon 1420622 ALLIGATOR BONUS

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[_] [G] SQUID... STOOORRRMMM Anon 1406698 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1406701 I lol'd.
>> [_] Anon 1406717 So the point of this game is to fall on the ground and have an epileptic seizure until you win? FUCKING LAME!! LOL!!
>> [_] Anon 1406758 SQUID STOOOORRMMMMMM
>> [_] Anon 1406784 I got 18570... Is that bad?
>> [_] Anon 1406797 OCELOT BONUS!
>> [_] Anon 1406813 i got 38000
>> [_] Anon 1406815 74130 2x Ocelot Bonus Crocodile Bonus Highest Combo x15
>> [_] Anon 1406844 How do you defeat the statue boss on the 3rd level?

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[_] [G] spam Anon 1401133 spam
>> [_] Anon 1401173 That was fucking hilarious
>> [_] Anon 1401201 TERRY CHIVO EDITION COMING SOON!!!
>> [_] Anon 1401301 the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1401362 SQUIDSTORM!
>> [_] Anon 1401363 CROCODILE BONUS!

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[_] [G] Anon 1383265 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1383266 still dont get it.
>> [_] Anon 1383268 SQUIDSTORM!
>> [_] Anon 1383271 best stoner game of all time lol
>> [_] Anon 1383292 you bave me a new nickname casm camscms :))
>> [_] Anon 1383298 i can't even score higher than 7k what is with the 100k scores in the top ten i don't understand
>> [_] Anon 1383446 if your trying to score high in this game you are missing the point entirely

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[_] [G] Anon 1377716 CHASM SPASM 18060 Points. TAKE THAT!
>> [_] Anon 1377720 nnnnuuurrrrggfff hnar hnar duurrrrpppp fpggnnnnnnnnnnn STOP siezure time!
>> [_] Anon 1377754 great. now i've got a spasm in my hand. thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 1377771 30880, what now OP
>> [_] Anon 1377782 fucking score half!

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[_] [G] Anon 1352484 needs more G Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Dr. Killshot !!829ll4qfSQw 1352489 What the fuck did I just play?
>> [_] Anon 1352492 >># I'm getting sick of all the newfags and samefags around here.
>> [_] Dr. Killshot !!829ll4qfSQw 1352497 >># Just because I've never played this game before doesn't mean I'm a newfag.
>> [_] Anon 1352498 fucking awesome... lives true to its name
>> [_] Anon 1352522 How do you get passed the big crevasse in stage 4?
>> [_] Anon 1352581 >># >># >hurr newfags please dont use these hurtful words here
>> [_] Anon 1352600 >># troll detected.
>> [_] Anon 1352602 I need some tips on this game. Any advice?
>> [_] Anon 1352604 I can't figure out how to use the power up
>> [_] Anon 1352671 >># If I remember correctly, you need to get a double squid storm to fill the chasm half way, then you need a crocodile bonus, and the crocodile will eat the squids and expand to such a size as to create a bridge. There was another way across that had something to do with a cheetah, but I don't quite remember how that one went.
>> [_] Anon 1352672 >># IT'S AN OCELOT DO YOU HEAR ME? AN OCELOT!

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[_] [G] Namefag 1320656
>> [_] Anon 1320713 OCELOT BONUS
>> [_] Anon 1320719 I can appreciate this art.
>> [_] Anon 1320732 WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF GAME IS THIS???
>> [_] Anon 1320740 >># the awesome kind
>> [_] Anon 1320753 Commentary on how old Ford, Harrison is getting?
>> [_] Anon 1320777 >># Harrison is old.
>> [_] Anon 1320778 >># >># Yeah grey/white hair = old wiki says he's 68 Still don't think anyone else could pull off that fedora though ... fuck shia labeouf
>> [_] Anon 1320798 >># overageb&
>> [_] Anon 1320856 uhm ive got 17430 points and im not sure if im good or really bad at this game

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[_] [G] Anon 1314710 lvl 3 is hard. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1314713 OCELOT BONUS!
>> [_] Anon 1314719 SQUIDS DOWN
>> [_] Anon 1314736 CROCODILE BONUS!
>> [_] Anon 1314801 just in case: epilepsy warning...
>> [_] Anon 1314813 what the fuck is this shit
>> [_] Anon 1314825 OCELOT BONUS!
>> [_] Anon 1314868 so this game is just pushing random buttons and- OCELOT BONUS !!
>> [_] Anon 1314872 10570

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[_] [G] Anon 1310537 OH FUCK!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1310539 SQUIDSTORM
>> [_] Anon 1310541 >># EXACTLY
>> [_] Anon 1310545 How teh fuck do you play this?
>> [_] Anon 1310547 >># ?FUCKING NOOB? lol I bet you fell down and didn't press the space bar to jump
>> [_] Anon 1310549 anyone else get stuck at the first pit? glitch maybe?
>> [_] Anon 1310550 I just think you are doing something wrong, I got all sorts of squidstorms and stuff... you must not be doing it right.
>> [_] Anon 1310553 How play? I got into the temple but then the game ends.
>> [_] Anon 1310610 CROCODILE BONUS
>> [_] Anon 1310692 This game is awesome!!!
>> [_] Anon 1310697 How do i get the increase time combo?
>> [_] Anon 1310700 >># When I first played this game I did it a few times, but I never really knew how I was doing it. I'm just mashing the keys, you see.
>> [_] Anon 1310733 Anyone else get to the final boss? That fucker got me good.

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[_] [G] Anon 1305497 /f/ is boring today, needs more gaems.
>> [_] Anon 1305501 the fuck is this?
>> [_] Anon 1305503 Best game ever
>> [_] Anon 1305504 14450 is that good or bad?
>> [_] R 1305510 no, your post is boring. I don't want to fucking twitch a thousand times, the only person I think would find this fun would be a retard or someone with parkinsons.
>> [_] Anon 1305530 I got 59,820 points. I think I'm going to call it quits now.
>> [_] Anon 1305546 >># The game itself is a joke. C'mon. Lighten up.
>> [_] R 1305558 >># derp
>> [_] Anon 1305575 mah favorite game <3
>> [_] Anon 1305580 >># Ho wait, you're just a moron, in fact, right ?
>> [_] Anon 1305660 This is a far better troll than Steamshovel Harry. OCELOT BONUS!

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[_] [G] Anon 1287012 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1287016 the fuck?????? YOU MADE MY NIGHT OP!
>> [_] Anon 1287029 what is this i dont even
>> [_] Anon 1287034 CROCODILE BONUS!
>> [_] Anon 1287035 Why does this keep popping up?
>> [_] Anon 1287037 SQUIDSTORM
>> [_] Anon 1287152 OCELOT
>> [_] Anon 1287194 AHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh thank you op Haven't laughed so heartily in quite a bit
>> [_] Anon 1287195 Everyone in this thread is OP except me and >># Jesus Christ, this has been posted every week for like two months now, everybody's bored with it, give it a rest

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[_] [G] NOW UPDATED! Anon 1282614
>> [_] Anon 1282654 I DON'T UUNDERSTAND
>> [_] Anon 1282690 HAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 1282694 7970
>> [_] Anon 1282698 >># Samefag here, I got up to 16060.
>> [_] Anon 1282721 140000 exactly. how the fk they got 100k points + is beyond me.
>> [_] Anon 1282753 404060 spam more
>> [_] Anon 1282755 Start game Hold space ??? PROFIT (in the amount of 7000k ish)
>> [_] Anon 1282807 37560

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[_] [G] CHASM SPASM Anon 1271959 enjoy the world's best game where you always win Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1271961 man i must be good at this 10240 score, durp!
>> [_] Anon 1271965 >># Did you get the X boost?
>> [_] Anon 1271971 This is gay. I got up to fucking 300000, then it gave me four Score Halves in a row.
>> [_] Anon 1272047 how do u get high scores?
>> [_] Anon 1272193 >># You get lucky. The bonuses and penalties are awarded completely randomly.
>> [_] Anon 1272197 20555
>> [_] Anon 1272282 what the gay fuck shit how do i play this

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[_] [G] Chasm Spasm Anon 1267309 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1267313 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1267333 Ocelot Bonus!
>> [_] Anon 1267336 Damn how i get more points? i suck at this game
>> [_] Anon 1267352 squidstorm!
>> [_] Anon 1267360 I think it just does something random every time you press a button.
>> [_] Anon 1267370 >># I noticed that if you actually hit different arrow keys in succession that the combo keeps going up.
>> [_] Anon 1267375 \o/ 80,310
>> [_] Anon 1267440 >># No, the more arrows you hit, the combo goes high. Too many arrows at once ruins it, basically you gotta have it in a order similar to a spasm

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[_] [G] [A] [M] [E] time! Anon 1252229
>> [_] Anon 1252230 So weird.
>> [_] Anon 1252234 SQUIDSTOOOOOORM!!!
>> [_] Anon 1252246 How do the fuck do I play this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1252263 I've never laughed so hard on 4chan in my life
>> [_] Anon 1252269 8930 it means nothing
>> [_] Anon 1252294 13600 i don't even
>> [_] Anon 1252336 14400 I don't know how but apparently I'm better than you niggers
>> [_] Anon 1252338 19940.. yup game sucks bro
>> [_] Anon 1252343 21450 on first try. i'm fucking amazed!
>> [_] Anon 1252351 How do I get past the lava pit? We were trying to figure it out last time, but I'm still stuck. I got the climbing claws from level 5, but I can't latch onto the walls, it says they're too hot.
>> [_] Anon 1252368 >># you are bad at what you do
>> [_] Anon 1252373 >># same here i laughed my ass off, I figured chasm spasm was going to be some strange game about preejaculation
>> [_] Anon 1252380 FUCK YEAR OCELOT TIME.
>> [_] Anon 1252395 OH GOD I LOLED
>> [_] Anon 1252396 This is the most retarded thing I've ever laughed out loud over. And I laugh every time. "ocelot bonus" *snrk*
>> [_] yes sir 1252398 how do i kill the T-REX???
>> [_] Anon 1252424 Hold on guys. I think I'm doing it wrong. I missed the first jump and apparently broke my back.
>> [_] Anon 1252438 WHAT THE FUCK SCORE HALVED THREE TIMES
>> [_] Anon 1252443 what do i do? never ever figured that out its like in a spasm you just mash buttans

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[_] [G] Get the high score! Anon 1248328
>> [_] Anon 1248332 What the hell am I playing?
>> [_] Anon 1248336 SQUIDSTORMMMM
>> [_] Anon 1248347 That boss was fucking impossible
>> [_] Bixy 1248350 died on the third level, goddam chainsaw bears
>> [_] Anon 1248379 FUCK YEAH OCELOT BONUS
>> [_] Anon 1248382 OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD

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[_] [G] Anon 1232384 How hard can you spasm!?
>> [_] Anon 1232387 78,432
>> [_] Anon 1232391 so funny
>> [_] Anon 1232393 I don't get how I'm suppose to keep the time bonuses or the chains going. Although I got a fairly high chain by matching the beat of the music, it might've been a fluke.
>> [_] Anon 1232395 Shit, I can't get pass level 3, how do you swap the bag of sand for the golden idol?
>> [_] Anon 1232448 >># yea, i got stuck on this one for a while to, what you have to do is mash x left and jump, i'm not sure what it dose exactly, honestly i think it glitches the game a lil bit and moves the idol slightly off the pedestal for you
>> [_] Anon M 1232498 dude i cant understand any of this crap, i dont get the joke
>> [_] Anon 1232511 lol i found a glitch if you walk behind the boxes outside the nazi headquarters you get transported to the end of the game, beat in under 3 minutes also matlock bonus

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[_] [G] Anon 1215311 Level 18 beat that fuckerss!
>> [_] Anon 1215324 This isn't really a game at all, you know. The bonuses and 'levels' are awarded completely randomly. There's no point in saying you accomplished anything.
>> [_] Anon 1215327 Oh no no no no bro. I destroyed this shit! Bitches don't know about my high scores. >sarcasm was heavily infused with this whole post.
>> [_] Anon 1215331 WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST PLAY
>> [_] Anon 1215336 OCELOT BONUs!
>> [_] Anon 1215381 SQUID STORM!
>> [_] Anon 1215402 this is the greatest game ever
>> [_] Anon 1215457 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1215490 CROCODILE BONUS!
>> [_] Anon 1215523 SQUIDSTORRRRM
>> [_] Anon 1215544 whatthefuckamiplaying.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1215581 hahahahaha i thought it was awesome
>> [_] Anon 1215584 >># obviously you suck at this, if you can't figure the system out. Highest I've gotten was level 12, great job op
>> [_] Anon 1215588 >># pics or didnt happen
>> [_] Anon 1215642 25k score!

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[_] [G] Anon 1198984 Can't get past level 2 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1198996 SQUID STORM!
>> [_] Anon 1198997 I WIN :D
>> [_] Anon 1199000 that one jump is a bitch
>> [_] Anon 1199004 hahahahahahahahahahaha
>> [_] Anon 1199012 level 3 aww yeah
>> [_] Anon 1199035 How to get past the leaping tiger?
>> [_] Anon 1199040 >># you forgot the chain grapple in level 1, go back and get it
>> [_] Anon 1199076 OCELOT BONUS!
>> [_] abro 1199166 I got to level 2, then leveled down... Fucking crocodile...
>> [_] Anon 1199186 post your scores faggots 22820 here
>> [_] Anon 1199193 GOT x50 COMBO AND 13150 POINTS
>> [_] Anon 1199217 how the hell do you play this game?

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[_] [G] BRACE FOR LULZ Anon 1191679
>> [_] Anon 1191682 I love that fucking game.
>> [_] Anon 1191685 never gotten beyond level 11, fucking aggravating
>> [_] Anon 1191686 What... what am I suppose to be doing?
>> [_] Anon 1191693 100k+ score. fuck yeah
>> [_] Anon 1191695 SQUID STORM!
>> [_] Anon 1191696 SQUIDSTORM?!
>> [_] Anon 1191700 SQUID STORM!
>> [_] Anon 1191701 >># >># hivemind
>> [_] Anon 1191703 >># Saging.
>> [_] mage !!6VXc0FS9aRc 1191718 >># >># >># Squidmind Also, this game is pretty neat, you don't even do anything after a while and your score just keeps going up.
>> [_] Anon 1191740 CROCODILE BONUS!
>> [_] Thunderblarg !ZXjpjcfUbc 1191759 How do use the lever to get the bridge down to get across that lake with the crocodiles on level 3?
>> [_] Anon 1191795 OCELOT BONUS
>> [_] Anon 1191812 does pressing z get you anywhere?
>> [_] Anon 1191852 >># It only works after you obtained the relic from the previous level.

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[_] [G] Just can't grab the last idol in the throne room. Anon 1184966 plz help D:
>> [_] Anon 1184974 SQUIDSTORM!!
>> [_] Anon 1184977 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1184978 This has to be one of the greatest pointless games i've ever played.
>> [_] Anon 1184981 oh ha ha ha. fuck you OP, it isn't funny and never has been.
>> [_] Anon 1184983 >># chasm spasm master?
>> [_] Anon 1184985 how did you guys get past level 3? the sandpit keeps on drowning me too fast to get to the next platform
>> [_] Anon 1185066 >># You need the whip on level 1 to grab a hold of the branch. If you didn't pick it up, you'll have to trek though level 2 to get to level 1 (a.k.a metal gear solid style). Then you'll be able to cross the sandpit and take on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Komodo Dragon. Good luck with that, That fight's really hard.
>> [_] Anon 1185077 I seem stuck on level 1. I fall off the ledge and time out. Help a newbie out!
>> [_] Anon 1185086 >># Keep trying. If you get careless, it isn't a guaranteed time-out--it's a little tough, but you can get back up.
>> [_] Anon 1185125 >># THE GAME IS A JOKE YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT MASH BUTTONS AND NEVER GET UP YOU IDIOT
>> [_] Anon 1185128 >># youre just no good at it
>> [_] Anon 1185157 >># u mad?
>> [_] Anon 1185159 >># kid
>> [_] Anon 1185163 ahahaha oh god this shit is great, thanks op I needed that!
>> [_] Anon 1185164 Probably the most fucked up game I've played on flash..... Good job op! :D lawlz

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[_] [G] fighting the furfaggotry Anon 1175803 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1175828 125260 beat that
>> [_] Anon 1175843 >># You can get twice that just by beating the first level. You suck.
>> [_] I. M. Meen !iT0tvRhlpc 1175938 What the fuck do I do?
>> [_] Anon 1175956 I've never laughed so fucking hard at a game on /f/ before
>> [_] Anon 1175988 I've tried about a million times but I can't seem to get past the ninja ambush on level 13-c. And no, using the amulet of kings there does nothing so dont bother suggesting that.
>> [_] Anon 1176034 >># your supposed to use the chains from the prison to disarm the ninja, then you use the amulet
>> [_] Anon 1176036 i came i saw i lulzed i came
>> [_] Anon 1176037 >># Amulet of kinds is from oblivion
>> [_] Anon 1176040 i wish thier site will burn in fire they give alot of shit in the past to /f/ thou this one is really good
>> [_] Anon 1176043 >># NO FUKKEN WAY OH MY FUCKING SHIT THIS COULD BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DISCOVERY SINCE AIR I MUST INFORM THE INTERNET AT ONCE AIDs: kills fags, DEAD
>> [_] Anon 1176048 How do you beat the giant snake on level 7-a?
>> [_] Anon 1176073 i swear tot god i got full special once and didnt push the button WY DIDNT I PUSH THE FUCKING BUTTON
>> [_] Anon 1176074 I always run out of time.... What do I do? Just mash keys?

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[_] [G] Anon 1160160 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1160162 o, m, g
>> [_] Anon 1160169 CANT STOP LAUGHING FUUUU LEFT RIGHT UP LEFT DOWN RIGHT UP DOWN SHHHIIITTTTT XXXXXXXXXXX
>> [_] Anon 1160170 how the fuck do you play this?
>> [_] Anon 1160173 squidstorm, fuuuuuuuuuuu
>> [_] Anon 1160177 Didn't fucking see that coming
>> [_] Anon 1160181 This is on the same awesome level as You Have To Burn The Rope.
>> [_] Anon 1160184 i showed a group of friends this and i laughed 10 times harder than i ever have playing this alone.
>> [_] Anon 1160216 crocodile bon-- OCELOT BONUS FUCK YEAARRRR
>> [_] Anon 1160222 this is quite winning
>> [_] Anon 1160239 I get so serious when I play this. :(
>> [_] Anon 1160244 how do i not fall off the cliff?
>> [_] Anon 1160265 the fuck am I meant to do?
>> [_] Anon 1160289 Space to jump...
>> [_] Anon 1160304 >># You're supposed to fall in. Hammer the keys and hope to god you get up again. The second pit is self-explanatory, and the third is just like the first, I get stuck at that point because it seems random mashing on its own doesn't work.
>> [_] Anon 1160332 >># wait, you can get up?
>> [_] Anon 1160334 >># Pit 1 : Mash like fuck, sometimes you'll get up (probably more to it, but mashing is all I can do). Pit 2 : Wait for the spider to drag you to the top, mas泔ᗫ첱ꊫ닑ຌ렊䇐哦ꥼ신下쓱穀킮�뒱爯黅⠬툋峚챫ҕ媯鈆ڣ䊍譥憈쎇닑磹읋⮮ᖃ挣 䖔㺁ꣷ勐ᩫ࢐阄⑱ꢰ䔛웯背륽玚楨髭賗鈡ᓈ흸া蕴๰੒듨恤ﳽﭿ瑵폒鎪䌄态㑆ꄉȲ⡕ 撟䑱㒚쒿ꩈꌐᇮ켋鿌垑ൔ�ほ騟鳻

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[_] [G] More games Anon 1142129
>> [_] Anon 1142154 SQUID STORM
>> [_] Anon 1142185 OCELOT BONUS
>> [_] Anon 1142203 what is this I don't even
>> [_] Anon 1142231 CROCODILE BONUS SCORE HALVED
>> [_] Anon 1142233 I'm curious, is there any actual pattern to this, or is it just button mashing?
>> [_] Anon 1142253 how do i highscore?
>> [_] Anon 1142264 >># It's just random each time you spasm. You gain points even if you don't touch the arrow keys (say if you have a really high multiplier and you don't want to lose it), but then you'll start to lose health and points periodically. So...yeah. Just hope for Time Extends, Score Doubled...s, and Multiplier boosts.

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[_] [G] PITFALL REMAKE! Anon 1133937 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1133939 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1133940 the best
>> [_] Anon 1133941 SQUID STORM
>> [_] Anon 1133982 the fourth level is a joke, how do they expect us to get past both the machinegunners and the lava pits all at once? come on now
>> [_] Anon 1134018 >># this isn't a trolling game... you're in the wrong place buddy...
>> [_] Anon 1134192 Lol. "try harder"
>> [_] Anon 1134195 I got 9450 all thanks to the OCELOT BONUS!!
>> [_] Anon 1134204 11678 fuck yaa
>> [_] Anon 1134238 is there a strategy to this? I cant get above 13000. keep getting my score halved
>> [_] Silly Dog 1134239 >># More left than right

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[_] [G] Chasm Spasm Anon 1126894
>> [_] Anon 1126904 this game is badass
>> [_] Anon 1126905 Don't use all your whips in the first round. Totally worth it.
>> [_] Anon 1126914 I don't know what this is, but I like it.
>> [_] Anon 1126916 WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?!
>> [_] Anon 1126917 I don't even know how i'm earning points...
>> [_] Anon 1126929 Hahah, fuck, you got me. How am I supposed to get out of the third pit? ffffff
>> [_] Anon 1126959 WHAT THE FUCK AM I PLAYING?
>> [_] Anon 1126962 how does i get high score?
>> [_] Anon 1126967 What is this I don't even
>> [_] Anon 1126974 how does i download a flash without the entire website?
>> [_] Anon 1126999 WTF! I can't get past the first level. I can't even make past the first jump. This game is fucking stupid.
>> [_] truth 1127003 fuck year crocodile bonuses
>> [_] Anon 1127010 >># SQUIDSHOWER
>> [_] Anon 1127035 You can't get a high score. They're fake and hard coded into the file.
>> [_] Anon 1127037 Oh god what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1127041 This is fucking awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1127096 how do you pass the boss on the 3rd level? Pro tip : At start of game go left, NOT RIGHT!!!
>> [_] Anon 1127114 OCELOT BONUS! Also, fuck everyone acting like this is a legit game.
>> [_] Anon 1127117 can't find the mystic whip. help!
>> [_] Anon 1127118 Max level woo+
>> [_] Anon 1127126 31190!
>> [_] Anon 1127140 81680!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1127142 HELP I can't figure out the puzzle after the crazy man in lvl 6
>> [_] Anon 1127147 you cant get beyond the first pit
>> [_] Anon 1127154 If you beat the high scores, it gives you a score halved penalty...
>> [_] Anon 1127156 OCELOT BONUS
>> [_] Anon 1127160 pwnage
>> [_] Anon 1127164 I fucking love it. Whoever made this game should seriously get nominated for something. Fuck. <3
>> [_] Anon 1127166 is it possible to get him onto the spikes?

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[_] [G] How do i play this shit? Anon 1119233 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1119263 AWESOME
>> [_] Anon 1119266 instruction screen after title screen says ohai
>> [_] Anon 1119284 this was awesome lol
>> [_] Anon 1119286 >># Cursor keys: Move around Space: Jump Z: Fire weapon (if equipped) X: Special
>> [_] Anon 1119290 How could you not know how to play this OP? The instructions are right there.
>> [_] Anon 1119292 >># where can i gain some weapon?
>> [_] Anon 1119297 best game ever
>> [_] Anon 1119298 WIN SO MUCH OF IT
>> [_] Anon 1119382 This MIGHT be the greatest thing ever.
>> [_] Anon 1119396 I got an Ocelot Combo and a Squidstorm in the same round. BAM
>> [_] Anon 1119405 CONGRATULATIONS! YOU SCORED 3010 POINTS!
>> [_] Anon 1119407 oh man CONGRATULATIONS! YOU SCORED 12760 POINTS! and I got ocelot, crocodile, AND squidstorm all in the same round!
>> [_] Anon 1119420 >># 13530 bitch

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[_] [G] Indiana Jones 2D Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg 1112965 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1112972 I'm... hmm. is there any rhyme or reason to this
>> [_] IziT !!HVPOqWFiFf+ 1112974 wtf,i just fall, and twitch!
>> [_] Anon 1112977 theres a reason its called Chasm Spasm you fall in chasm and spasm around...
>> [_] Anon 1112982 This game is great
>> [_] Anon 1113018 I have no idea what was actually going on. But squidstorm + crocodile bonus = win.
>> [_] Anon 1113025 Well this game has some pretty shitty-ass graphics, I wonder what all the fuss is abou- HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME OH MY GOD I'M TWITCHING OUT LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR JESUS CHRIST FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST SEIZURE EVER
>> [_] Anon 1113029 Far better than expected.
>> [_] Anon 1113075 I was going to hack this to fill the high scores with memes, but they're not real. They're hard-coded into the file.
>> [_] Anon 1113083 >># get back to gaia, fag
>> [_] Anon 1113092 Is there an easy mode to this?
>> [_] Anon 1113094 I STEP WHERE YOU STEP. I TOUCH NOTHING.
>> [_] Anon 1113109 How do you get past the king panther? I swear that fucker is impossible!
>> [_] Anon 1113130 I lol'd so hard
>> [_] Anon 1113159 >># GRAPHICS DON'T MAKE A GAME FAGTARD
>> [_] Anon 1113218 >># Exactly what he said, brat.

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[_] [G] Anon 1078811 Yeah awesome 2D-Plattform adventure. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1078812 Yeah 22.530 =)
>> [_] I'm a !bIgTrIPFAg 1078881 what is this I don't even
>> [_] Anon 1078889 That's not funny, my brother died that way.
>> [_] Anon 1078915 lol so where did you find this game?
>> [_] Anon 1079012 im stuck on level 5
>> [_] Anon 1079132 level 2 i can't get through the maze