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[_] Help Anon 3488980 I have absolutely no idea how I'm supposed to beat the boss of level 5. I'm throwing the rock straight into the weak points but it isn't taking any damage. Is this a bug or am I missing something? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3488998 >># It's literally the same pattern as spider queen. Just spam the long jump when the big attack hits and you're good to go.
>> [_] Anon 3489006 >># First you throw the rock through his fire attack to heat it up, then you throw it at the boss. It's a bit different to the spider queen fight.
>> [_] Anon 3489013 >># why the fuck is the tutorial so god damn long.
>> [_] Anon 3489014 >># the game is worth it though
>> [_] Anon 3489017 >># This didn't work for me. I feel like the shield upgrade is fucking worthless.
>> [_] Anon 3489029 >># if direct maneuvers wont work for you, unfortunately you'll have to resort into abusing a bug by playing it in a mac or apple device, once you're in a device all you have to do is fellate 3-5 black guys or 5-7 white guys. Being fucked in the ass too is fine since playing this game always equate to that anyways
>> [_] Anon 3489042 >People are still posting this troll in the current year I wish I could kill whoever made this.

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[_] Anon 3480422 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3480423 probably the best flash game ever made
>> [_] Anon 3480424 >># gayest*
>> [_] Anon 3480425 Screw level 5! That is all.
>> [_] Anon 3480440 >># Nah, the spider queen is much worse
>> [_] Anon 3480460 This isn't a game..
>> [_] Anon 3480464 >># git gud
>> [_] Anon 3480465 >># Level 1 is about a robot named Harry, but it has gender of being gay? What does sucking dicks have to do with being a robot? Dont get me started about the trans flag plastered all around level 2, if this is IRL, they wont stay being "trans" and would go straight as an actual male/female because they are literally robots in the first place
>> [_] Anon 3480474 >># >can't even get past the first screen pathetic
>> [_] Anon 3480491 >># most boring fucking intro ever
>> [_] Anon 3480502 >># It's worth the wait, probably the best flash game ever made
>> [_] Anon 3480508 >># waited the whole time, and i'm not even mad
>> [_] Anon 3480513 >># How long is it??
>> [_] Anon 3480531 >># aproximately the length of a white hole
>> [_] Anon 3480539 >># A white hole?
>> [_] Anon 3480540 >># Wait a minute, I missed the gameplay!
>> [_] Anon 3480550 >># We all did

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[_] Weird learning curve, but it's all worth it. Anon 3479210
>> [_] Anon 3479211 great game! I like the plot twist with the spider on level 4
>> [_] Anon 3479212 >># Not bad, right? It stays true to that old flash formula, but it works so well. I actually like the old miner's monologue now.
>> [_] Anon 3479219 poor crippled harry
>> [_] Anon 3479238 I always thought this game was jokingly unplayable because of the pop-up window at the very start.
>> [_] Anon 3479244 >># the intro was like pulling teeth desu
>> [_] Anon 3479250 Well that was fun
>> [_] Anon 3479255 I fucking hate this game. First a tutorial that takes forever and then I can't even get past the goddamn wall in level 2
>> [_] Anon 3479282 [G] is for Gay and it's not even Thursgay yet
>> [_] Anon 3479291 >># Can't get past the asteroid level?
>> [_] Anon 3479304 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 3479307 >># jesus fucking christ how long does this goddamn intro take?!?
>> [_] Anon 3479308 >># Don't worry, it's worth it. If you don't pay attention to what they tell you especially near the end of the intro, you'll never get far in the game.

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[_] Anon 3463187 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3463188 holy fucking shit, just start the fucking game tldr ill figure out the fucking game on my own retard
>> [_] Anon 3463189 >># You'll never get past the second level unless you receive the proper information near the end of the tutorial. No amount of figuring it out will work.
>> [_] Anon 3463190 Man Handy + Angry Munchkin OP pls nerf
>> [_] Anon 3463193 >># Ah fuck the controls don't work properly on Ruffle, I instantly died at the beginning.
>> [_] Anon 3463197 >># I never thought I would ever use f = (d/dt)(mv) in a flash game but the damn game requires it to defeat the first MechaS.T.R.O.N.G. Does the boss of level 4 really require the Handy Manny or are the PAM radio broadcasts just messing with you? I can't seem to hit his weak point with the Man Handy
>> [_] Anon 3463201 Good to see ruffle can at least handle the spider queen fight.
>> [_] Anon 3463207 >># oh I remember playing this a long time ago >># that fucking spider queen is a real bitch
>> [_] Anon 3463226 There's no game, is there
>> [_] Anon 3463235 I didnt like that part where the OP sucked a huge dong of an asteroid
>> [_] Anon 3463244 >># Thank you OP for posting this! My actual favorite flash game.
>> [_] Anon 3463246 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 3463254 Can I just get an album of the soundtrack?
>> [_] Anon 3463260 I managed to take off Harry's shovel, how do I take the panties off?
>> [_] Anon 3463262 >># sometimes ruffle messes with the time remaining, just retry until it works
>> [_] Anon 3463276 Every time i play this game i'm discovering something new, today i have found shortcut in the factory level
>> [_] Anon 3463277 >># There is a DL link if you 100% the game. Yes it still works.
>> [_] Anon 3463283 >># It just plays the cory in the house theme if you do.
>> [_] Anon 3463287 >># this made me laugh the hardest i have in a long time, thank you for posting this OP
>> [_] Anon 3463288 >># Good coffeebreak game
>> [_] Anon 3463289 >https://www.washingtonpost.com/video-ga mes/2021/04/08/flash-habbo-newgrounds-202 0/
>> [_] Anon 3463297 >># >In mid January, a streamer named QuackityHQ rallied his hundred thousand viewers to log in to the video game “Habbo Hotel” en masse. His plan was to overwhelm the game’s servers and send a message to the developers: That longtime “Habbo” fans were unhappy with recent changes following a transition from Flash to Unity, which left out core features and changed the user interface. >“They’re destroying their own game, and we’re gonna stop [them] from doing so,” Quackity said during his stream, urging players to flood into different virtual rooms Easy to blame Habbo for doing a shitty job of porting their game but the real fault is with Adobe that forced them to have to port it in the first place. So many developers that either do a half-assed job with their old projects that the flame has gone out for, if they even bother to port stuff at all.
>> [_] Anon 3463298 >Flash, a programming language, makes it possible for games and animations to work directly within a web browser (similar to videos, but interactive). In 2017, Adobe — the company that created Flash — announced the discontinuation of Flash Player, effectively ceasing updates, downloads and support for the plug in by late 2020. In 2021, Flash was blocked on major web browsers. “Habbo Hotel” was one of the browser-based video games forced to leave Flash behind, and the transition was rife with challenges, including a lot of bugs. Agh this paragraph.
>> [_] Anon 3463300 Good video at the top of that article. Here's a direct link to it: https://youtu.be/dD_zgRynF5I Didn't realize Newgrounds was started in 1995. Expected something like 1999 or early 00s. Maybe it was more of a personal homepage in the beginning? I'll stop commenting about the article now.
>> [_] Anon 3463313 >># Wait what? where?
>> [_] Anon 3463318 >>#s yo momma leaked it

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[_] My Finest [G] Anon 3448346 I don't think here is a flash that can compete.
>> [_] Anon 3448351 your a sadist
>> [_] Anon 3448355 anyone know how to get past the space dragon in the third PAM base? he keeps respawning if I leave the room but the teleporter says I can't complete the mission until he's dead
>> [_] Anon 3448361 >># It's the weekend, let people blow a couple of hours on this.
>> [_] Anon 3448362 This game is confusing as fuck
>> [_] Anon 3448363 fyi the space dragon fight is easy if you get the hidden shield in the hidden area of the second base don't buy the upgrade for the shield at the start or you can't get it
>> [_] Anon 3448366 >># > don't buy the upgrade for the shield at the start or you can't get it No, you can still get it. The UI is confusing but if you select the shield in equipment menu -> inspect -> move to inventory, the shield slot becomes empty and you can pick the Phase Shield from the Malfunctioning Machine. It's totally useless to have a second shield in the inventory, but you can do it.
>> [_] Anon 3448383 >># protip: don't skip the instructions
>> [_] Anon 3448415 Why did i spend 15 minutes of my life on this
>> [_] Anon 3448416 >># if you aren't hardcore enough to navigate the asteroid field maybe you should grind for credits until you upgrade your gear

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[_] Anon 3427925 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3427940 >Man Handy + Angry Munchkin Shield doesn't even matter. gg no re ez
>> [_] Anon 3427949 how do you solve puzzle 04??
>> [_] Anon 3427955 >># Hint: The planetary anthem
>> [_] Anon 3427960 is there a reason it takes 15 minutes to actually start playing the game
>> [_] Anon 3427965 >># The game's very in-depth, you need a very secure understanding of the mechanics to get past even the first level. Also the final boss requires knowledge of the lore so make sure to pay attention.
>> [_] Anon 3427968 anyone else found the spider queen alternative ending?
>> [_] Anon 3427974 >># >wants to play a game >has to sit through an entire physics lecture first dropped
>> [_] Anon 3427975 >># GOD DAMNIT JUST LET ME PLAY ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 3427976 >># Yeah, you have to [spoiler]open the secret door on the left in the first corridor in Sector 4 on the Moon mission to find the item that unlocks it[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 3427977 AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DONT WANT TO LISTEN TO A FUCKING MADE UP ANTHEM STOP MAKING ME SHIT THROUGH UNSKIPPABLE SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> [_] Anon 3427978 WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHITTY SPIDER ASKING ME IF I WANT HELP AND I CAN'T EVEN MOVE AND SOME BULLSHIT KILLS ME NOW I HAVE TO WATCH ALL THAT AGAIN NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
>> [_] Anon 3427979 >># >not able to understand basic knowledge Go ahead, drop it. You just missed one of the most fun flash game
>> [_] Anon 3427980 >># I ALREADY KNOW ALL OF THIS SHIT
>> [_] Anon 3427982 >># obviously not if you died on the first level
>> [_] Anon 3427983 >># ADMIT SHITE'S TOO LONG N I PUT ME HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD AND IM FUCKING DEAD 10 SECONDS INTO THE GAME SHITE GAME
>> [_] Anon 3427994 how do i skip the tutorial
>> [_] Anon 3427995 >># nvm i found it
>> [_] Anon 3427996 >># Why didn't you watch out for gravity?
>> [_] Anon 3428005 God I fucking love this game, it takes a while to get started but it's so rewarding. Easily top 5 flash games for me.
>> [_] Anon 3428006 Shitty movie
>> [_] Anon 3428019 stee-eeee-eeeam shovel haaaarry steeee-eeee-eaam shovel haaaarry
>> [_] Anon 3428030 So the joke is there's no game?
>> [_] Anon 3428031 >># The joke is that there's no game, yes. It's not a very good joke.
>> [_] Anon 3428035 Huh... why haven't I played this yet? I feel like I've opened it so many times but never actually played it. >Physics lecture with autotune Oh... right..

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[_] Anon 3401186 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3401189 How do I get past the skeleton that pops out on level 5?
>> [_] Anon 3401208 >># Just have a charge shot ready and fly backwards as soon as he pops up takes about 4 to take him down
>> [_] AnonymousDslx6trlVnRkZGSiAtls 3401209 When do I burn the rope?
>> [_] Anon 3401221 I'm so glad I bought the Phase Inverter shield at the shop.
>> [_] Anon 3401225 >># Ahh the classics. i swear one day imma gonna reverse engineer this frustrating piece of... achitecture, and sell the reverse engineered falsh with a skip button, in a drm package for 99 dollars.
>> [_] Anon 3401241 The thing that angers me the most is that the game mechanics look genuinely interesting, and then there's no fucking game because fuck all of you and fuck this running joke.
>> [_] Anon 3401243 that was the best 10 minutes of my life. The boss at the end, when those three mecha soldiers form one big mecha soldier and the spider king comes and dissolves the armor. its just awesome
>> [_] Anon 3401247 >># jesus christ this has the longest intro for a game im only gonna play for like 10 minutes
>> [_] Anon 3401280 GONNA MAKE LOVE TO PHYSICS ALL NIGHT LONG, MAKING PHYSICS LOVE SINGIN THE PHYSICS SONG YEAHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 3401293 wtf is a steamshovel anyway
>> [_] Anon 3401298 >># holy shit I forgot to turn down my volume and I got ear-raped by E4 GAMES!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 3401299 >># sssshhhhhh
>> [_] Anon 3401310 >># How much is Steamshovel Harry paying you?

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[_] Anon 3395608

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[_] let's get some games in here Anon 3395342 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3395343 >finally reached True Ending feels so good, lads.
>> [_] Anon 3395346 >># sucessful troll is sucessful
>> [_] Anon 3395375 my save file got corrupted
>> [_] Anon 3395396 >># did I mention before that the creator of this flash sucked tens of black cocks before passing out?
>> [_] Anon 3395397 >># I have trouble with the third phase of the secret boss. Any tips for the web attack? >># Nice
>> [_] Anon 3395403 PHYSICS IS GONNA PULL OUT A GUN AND SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD
>> [_] Anon 3395410 post high scores anons 142,468 here
>> [_] Anon 3395413 >># How did you get it so low? I'm literally on twenty digits and I haven't even broken the moon
>> [_] Anon 3395414 >He doesn't main Man Handy
>> [_] Anon 3395426 >># I only managed to get like 3k or so before I went to work today.
>> [_] Anon 3395431 >># Combined with the Angry Munchkin, it's easy mode

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[_] Time for Quality Anon 3389856 There is a lot of trash on /f/ right now, we should flush it out.
>> [_] Anon 3389858 Man, I can't get past level 20. How am I supposed to stop the pirates from boarding my ship?
>> [_] Anon 3389877 FUCK THAT LEVEL 7 JUMP!
>> [_] Anon 3389885 Rest in peace, for the one who created this game He died last year, dunno which day but it was in May, after he finished this game he went to celebrate with an orgy. He drowned on gallons of horse semen and horse schlongs
>> [_] Anon 3389886 >># oh poor Mr. Hands what jolly fella he was
>> [_] Anon 3389900 jesus christ when do i get to play the game
>> [_] Anon 3389901 what the fuck this game is evil
>> [_] Anon 3389904 Does this game ever start?
>> [_] Anon 3389915 >># Welcome to the joke.
>> [_] Anon 3389916 Phyyyyssiiiccs are gonna kiiiillll you harry!
>> [_] Anon 3389929 >when the anthem plays again at the final level good shit.
>> [_] Anon 3389947 >># The joke is that you can't even figure out how to get past level 1
>> [_] Anon 3389949 >># Did you upgrade the laser lasso?
>> [_] Anon 3389950 >># >He didn't equip the Angry Munchkin

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[_] time for some classic gaming Anon 3365538 remember to use dash against the spiderqueen Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3365541 >># clever, it's honestly worth sitting through the long tutorial, wish you could skip the anthem but it's fun as fuck
>> [_] Anon 3365551 a fucking five minute unskippable tutorial where someone autotune sings the whole thing. who thought this was a good idea
>> [_] Anon 3365553 epin troll flash
>> [_] Anon 3365565 <stale joke about having trouble on level X> There, I just saved you the trouble of making the exact same reply you make every time this is posted.
>> [_] Anon 3365597 >># ONE NAKED MAN
>> [_] Anon 3365598 >># soundtrack is great
>> [_] Anon 3365600 OH AVERAGE SIZED EARTH
>> [_] Anon 3365621 >># thanks, was about to, but you need to include the part about the spider queen, /f/'s greatest enemy.
>> [_] Anon 3365628 >># TWO NAKED MAN
>> [_] Anon 3365673 >># THREE NAKED MAN
>> [_] Anon 3365674 >># FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3365675 >># FIVE NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3365677 >># SIX NAKED MAN

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[_] time for some quality vidya Anon 3349526
>> [_] Anon 3349557 >># why the fuck is that tutorial so damn long!?
>> [_] Anon 3349560 how the fuck do I beat stage 3???? fucking asteroids
>> [_] Anon 3349585 >># It's worth it, I promise. If you like "deep sims" or hardcore platformers, you'll love this game.
>> [_] Anon 3349586 >># I quit well before the game started but I was laughing at the fucking autotuned lyrics.
>> [_] Anon 3349598 >># Fuck i hate the hitboxes of the first boss.
>> [_] Anon 3349607 >># Physics, faggot. The asteroids are there for a reason, Newton's third is your friend.
>> [_] Anon 3349613 jesus fuck i hate the long intro, but i love this game so much, i always play whenever it gets posted on /f/
>> [_] Anon 3349618 anybody else beat the spider queen?
>> [_] Anon 3349619 >># Steeeeeamshoovel harry steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEaaaamshovel hAaaAAaaaRRRRYYY! Best OST in a game.
>> [_] Anon 3349620 >># You fucking traitor, how could you do that to the proud people of Earth! You were meant to be their salvation, but you betrayed them!
>> [_] Anon 3349639 stupid waste of time
>> [_] Anon 3349641 Fucking faggots always think they're so clever posting like this is an actual game. It's closer to a fucking physics simulator. Games aren't this difficult.

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[_] How do you defeat the spiderqueen at the end of stage 3? Anon 3322804 I'm at loss here and really tired of always watching the tutorial over and over Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3322805 Well how about you actually pay attention to the tutorial this time around? It explicitly reminds you it's a physics-based game. Just think for a moment, look at the asteroid layout and you'll slap yourself for not realizing how easy she is.
>> [_] Anon 3322807 flip the asteroid she is clinging to to anticlockwise, it throws her aim off
>> [_] Anon 3322808 >># >># oh shit you're right I was trying to brute force through her and didn't pay any attention to the asteroids Thanks lads
>> [_] Anon 3322812 gud mem
>> [_] Anon 3322813 >># Gravity and physics are going to kill you, physics in particular is a crazy stalker girl who hunts you down in the middle of the night and shoot you in the head, while making love to a sweet singer. That's neat to know.
>> [_] Anon 3322869 >># >># >># >># >># >># GOD DAMMIT YOU SICK FUCKS
>> [_] Anon 3322873 i fell for this shit
>> [_] Anon 3322888 Fuck that dragon.
>> [_] Anon 3322892 >># God damn the soundtrack is sweet
>> [_] Anon 3322893 >Finish stage 7 with just a sliver of health >Stage 8 beings right after >Get tackled by a mob >Sent straight back to the tutorial Truly the Darksouls of flash games.
>> [_] Anon 3322898 fake gay and old as fuck
>> [_] Anon 3322923 Gravity isnt real
>> [_] Anon 3322960 gave up 2 lessons in on the overly long tutorial want people to play your game? don't do that shit
>> [_] Anon 3322964 >># tip kek

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[_] Anon 3301649 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3301662 >># Oh shit, motherfucking STEAMSHOVEL HARRY! Maybe I'll actually fucking beat that spider cunt this time.
>> [_] Anon 3301667 >># this tutorial is way too long, what the hell
>> [_] Anon 3301670 >># are you supposed to automatically die when the tutorial starts?
>> [_] Anon 3301671 >># ? No, you must've done something wrong.
>> [_] Anon 3301672 Level 3 has the best initial twist I've seen in a game.
>> [_] Anon 3301674 Why in the goddamn hell did they think throwing meteors upwards would be a good game mechanic? That shit gets me killed more than the giant PAM robot guys.
>> [_] Anon 3301675 >># Wtf is up with shit horrible long tutorial holy shit
>> [_] Anon 3301679 Bullshit All of you are bullshitting me Is there actually a fucking end to this fucking tutorial? Terrible game
>> [_] Anon 3301686 >># If you don't have the patience for the tutorial then you're going to fucking die while playing the game. It's for the best that you just leave it.
>> [_] Anon 3301689 >># Theres no way you can expect anyone to sit through this thing Almost looked reasonable, but then all this extra stuff just kept on coming Kept. On. Coming Every few seconds there was some new mechanic, some new thing to remember, some new something No way fag
>> [_] Anon 3301690 >># Is it just a really long joke that the tutorial never ends or what? Fuck it when I get a day off I'm gonna find out.
>> [_] Anon 3301694 >># I agree—a tutorial level would have been nice to have instead of a goddamn slideshow, but they wanted to throw you into the game and give you the "holy fuck this is intense" vibe. The anthem actually explains a plot point (and a boss's attack, actually), but they could have made it shorter. >># There is an end to the tutorial, I promise.
>> [_] Anon 3301697 >># Anon, I... Go back and re-read my posts Actually, just re-read the first letter of each line I promise you'll have a new take on things Nya
>> [_] Anon 3301698 >># It's okay, friend. Steamshovel Harry ain't for everybody.
>> [_] Anon 3301701 finally I managed to capture a space-dragon this is the best P.A.M. doesn't stand a chance now
>> [_] Anon 3301703 >># Anon Now is your opportunity Dont disappoint your ancestors All those that came before you Go back and re-read the first letter of each line All will be revealed It will change your life Nigger don't make me regret writing these dumb shitposts
>> [_] Anon 3301705 >># Go back to redd!t you pubescent shitstain.
>> [_] Anon 3301706 >># Anon, it's okay man. We get it. Steamshovel harry is a waitin' for the day you're ready.
>> [_] Anon 3301718 >># LMAO Methinks the lady doth protest too much Almost like the boogeyman is real Over ten years since ive been to that shithole, there's nothing there for anyone, probably, hell I don't even know >># [ Very nice meeting you anon I had a blast, I truly did Sadly I Better be going Lunch is calling my name Even though there's no food in the house, well that's an exaggeration, there's plenty, just no instant noodles, which is what im really in the mood for right now Currently I am on a two week streak of not spending any money, it's a part of an experiment to see how I can budget a bit better Over the course of each month little bits of money just leak out, it seems Not anymore Future me is going to thank me, I hope Under $50 per week is the aim, I want to see just how low I can get my food bill in particular So anyway, thanks for reading my blog I was pretty much out of ideas to make these silly acrostics work Over 90000 hours in Microsoft Word to get this one out in the end Not sure if im going to give these another go in the future, but we'll see, so keep an eye out for dat sweet bait sen3.14 ]
>> [_] Anon 3301721 I wonder. Are there really enough newfags on this board to fuel such a discussion. Or is it just Anon trolling trolls?
>> [_] Anon 3301722 >># In the time it took you to write that you could have been playing some sweet steamshovel harry. You do you, man.
>> [_] Anon 3301723 >># >is anon a troll :^) >># :^)
>> [_] Anon 3301738 >># SPIDER KING! HIS ACID CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING!
>> [_] Anon 3301757 what the fuck this game takes forever to start...
>> [_] Anon 3301764 call me a fag but my favourite part is the music, especially on the later levels.
>> [_] Anon 3301771 I said it before and I will probably say it again. Fuck that dragon!
>> [_] Anon 3301799 >># The tutorial level is the biggest casual filter i've ever seen
>> [_] Anon 3301831 How are you supposed to save enough money for the weapon upgrade? All my money is going to fleet repairs and maintenance.
>> [_] Anon 3301862 i'm glad I got to learn about aSTRRROOOOOOOO

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[_] [G] November you say? Anon 3293774 Then [G] November it is Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3293779 The goddamn short jumps you need to do with the meteors are making me want to die. It sets you up to get used to extending the jump and then just fucks you in the ass.
>> [_] shap3d 3293781 >># 2nd boss is hard af
>> [_] Anon 3293783 Man, I used to play this game all the time.
>> [_] Anon 3293788 >># did you spend all your money already or do you just suck at games? get the gravity suppressor. literally the first item you can get
>> [_] Anon 3293790 Man I fucking love physics shooters. Can't believe I've not played this one. Love that theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81tKjFvK nBs
>> [_] Anon 3293793 >># [spoiler] Who would have guessed that the final boss was Spider King himself? [/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 3293813 >># But spiderbro just wants to keep us save.
>> [_] Anon 3293814 >># FUCK THAT ASTEROID LEVEL IN THE ASS!
>> [_] Anon 3293815 this game gets kinda repetitive after level 6, the grapple hook is fun to mess around with though
>> [_] Anon 3293850 god i love this game, can't believe its been 8 years
>> [_] Anon 3293859 Classic 10/10 game, I love wasting time playing it. <3
>> [_] Anon 3293862 Man It's been ages since I beat the Spider King.
>> [_] Anon 3293904 >want to play through game again >remember that third level yeah nah
>> [_] Anon 3293906 >># You all got me good. I sat through 5 minutes before figuring there's no actual game.
>> [_] Anon 3293908 >># newfag, don't buy anything
>> [_] Anon 3293912 You probably made the classic mistake of trying to use your thrusters right off the bat. You have to punch in the code they tell you during the training course.
>> [_] Anon 3293924 >># You can skip the intro when you game over after having watched the tutorials and anthem already. Level 1 is a real piece of shit test to make sure you're ready for this game's ridiculous timing demands.
>> [_] Anon 3293937 But how are you even getting through the tutorial? All I see is this really long tutorial about all the controls and shit I can't be the only person who just gave up after a while? This game sucks
>> [_] Anon 3293947 >># if you think the tutorial is too long just skip it but I won't do that if it's the first time you play the game

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[_] Anyone remember this hidden gem of a game? Anon 3275136 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3275137 >># Ive missed this game its one of my favorites
>> [_] Anon 3275141 Stupid third boss. It always manages to push me off the platform as the gravity changes.
>> [_] Anon 3275148 fuck this gay shit 4000 hour long instructions and then another 5 hours of dumb shit intro I don't even know if this is a real game or not since I gave up waiting for it to start
>> [_] Anon 3275167 >># Go troll somewhere else, you philistine. This is one the best flash games made and it deserves some respect.
>> [_] Anon 3275168 >># Not trolling. The intro is too long and the autotune music is annoying & gay. Maybe I am just in a crabby/impatient mood but that is how I felt. I don't need to listen to some cheesy autotune music or spend 5 minutes on every little instruction.
>> [_] Anon 3275171 >># newfag, if you can't play this game you're a fucking child.
>> [_] Anon 3275172 >># I never said the game was bad picklebreath.
>> [_] Anon 3275173 >># >># THIS. Fucking bored too tears by the time the faggoty autotune comes up. >># >one the best flash games made It's a massive turd of design and you should feel ashamed for worshipping trash. >># you never GET A FUCKING CHANCE to play it, it puts you to sleep before physics 103. Then you get full retard rage and hate-quit.
>> [_] Anon 3275174 >># >># holy shit actual newfags.
>> [_] Anon 3275175 This game is shit. only 3 lives seriously?
>> [_] Anon 3275177 >># The only pat even remotely difficult until you reach the extra health packs is the Mechagon BETA boss fight, and even that can easily be cheesed with the right set up.
>> [_] Anon 3275184 >># >monkeys always get confused looking in the mirror. By the way, only "actual newfags" say 'newfag'
>> [_] Anon 3275186 >># you're the one who can't play the fucking game lel
>> [_] Anon 3275187 >># Won't, not can't. Your comprehension is utter shit, m8.
>> [_] Anon 3275188 >># The intro is too damn long, horrible game design.
>> [_] Anon 3275190 >># >># Still proves that the two of you are new here. It's impossible for you not to get what's going on for a flash first posted 8 years ago. The fact that you don't know Triangle Morning is also saddening.
>> [_] Anon 3275196 >># had exactly the same problem. THis is modern game design garbage... remember the good old times were you could throw the manual to the side, try figure the game out yourself, and when stuck read the manual during the train ride discovering new stuff to try when you get back to the game? Fuck ingame tutorials!
>> [_] Anon 3275202 >># Either way it would atleast be good to let people have the option to skip ahead for those who just wanna play and aren't in the mood for that long intro and also an instruction skip option for those who don't wanna spend such an excessive amount of time absorbing each short instruction during the training part. You'd think they would add such features for a game that theoretically had a good deal of effort put into it. On the other hand impatience isn't really a virtue and so long as you don't need to re-watch the whole thing during replays (if you lose) then I guess it wouldn't be such a big deal. Don't know if it does or doesn't though.
>> [_] Anon 3275207 >># dude you're just bad at the game, it's a masterpiece and you're just whining about how you can't comprehend the mechanics, did you write down the physics equations at least?
>> [_] Anon 3275210 Haha holy shit, >"Were running out of time we need to hurry" >Begin physics 103 lesson
>> [_] Anon 3275211 >># >get past that >"customize" character with unexplained different choices >several minute long planetary anthem commences
>> [_] Anon 3275213 >># >die within 5 seconds of tutorial level and do it all again Nice
>> [_] Anon 3275216 >># Nigger I was making flash before 4chins existed. This is garbage, and the fact that you defend it with cries of "newfag!" just shows how new YOU are. Stop projecting so hard.
>> [_] Anon 3275219 >># >># you fucking mongoloids, do you actually need us to spoonfeed the joke to you this badly? Go back to /b/ you duff cunts
>> [_] Anon 3275224 >># You have to hit ctrl and use the jet pack to dodge the rocket to continue the game
>> [_] Anon 3275240 Such a great soundtrack; this game shaped my childhood

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[_] [A][M][E][S] Anon 3252145 Having issues on the fourth level. How do I dodge both projectiles in one jump? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3252147 >># >doesn't know how to doublejump >shigerumiyamoto how did you even get that far without using it
>> [_] Anon 3252163 I knew this was how it was going to end, good show, jolly good show!
>> [_] Anon 3252268 >># I just cleared it. Who would have thought the Spider Queen was behind it
>> [_] Anon 3252272 >tfw you fuck up on level 3 and run into the spike ball every time

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[_] [A] [M] [E] time Anon 3225890 Man, I can't fucking beat level 7. Too many asteroids. Almost broke my mouse.
>> [_] RepostChan 3225903 >># It gets harder. Level 8 boss shoots twice as many astroids through all 4 phases. Only beat this game once, but it was so worth it just for that ending.
>> [_] Anon 3225910 I hate this meme
>> [_] Anon 3225913 >># This game is terrible and I love it
>> [_] Anon 3225914 I spent 15 minutes to get through the tutorial and the first thing that happens when I get into the game is insta-die. Is there a skip somewhere? I don't understand.
>> [_] RepostChan 3225917 >># Lol, no cheat codes. You have to get through the tutorial faster. It's designed to wake you up, instead of sitting back in your chair, lazily clicking through the tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 3225919 >># It's not that I wasn't paying attention to the tutorial, but I can only click as fast as it'll allow me to continue.
>> [_] RepostChan 3225921 >># ??? Are you holding down the right arrow key through the whole tutorial? Maybe you missed that part. Keep it held the whole way.
>> [_] Anon 3225924 HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYYYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIIING
>> [_] Anon 3225940 >># How did you beat the spider queen on level four?
>> [_] Anon 3225941 >># protip, that isn't the spider queen, that's the proxy queen. That isn't even hard lol
>> [_] Anon 3225947 This is the most fucking obnoxious pile of shit I've ever played. Even gay furry scat is better than this.
>> [_] Anon 3225962 >># >furfags hate the based Steamshovel More proof it's great.
>> [_] Anon 3225965 ITT: idiots that don't skip the intro and come here to rant
>> [_] Anon 3225968 >># Whoever made this needs to be shot.
>> [_] Anon 3225980 >># Pfffft. Casual.
>> [_] Anon 3226003 STAND UP AND HAIL TO THE SPIDER KING
>> [_] Anon 3226012 >># I don't get it, tried like 20 times. Can't get passed the tutorial spider stopping me from moving at the beginning. >># Takes like 5 secs to skip tutorial, just step forwards a few times.

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[_] Anon 3223444 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3223445 How do you finish the second level? I'm stumped
>> [_] Anon 3223446 By the first few bits of the intro, i was ready to play a game... by the 'physics 102' slide i was ready to move on...
>> [_] Anon 3223447 You've gotta throw a rock behind you so you can gain a bit of momentum, and when it gets relaunched at you by the enemy, you've gotta jump off the rock again to reach the top
>> [_] Anon 3223448 >># I just assumed it was a troll flash by the time the anthem started and closed it.
>> [_] Anon 3223452 The fifth level fucking sucks, there's overlords all up on your ass, every asteroid flies straight at your fucking face when you jump and then the boss takes two heat-seeking missiles and dies like a bitch. I feel insulted.
>> [_] Anon 3223465 FUCK! THIS! GAME! Finally made that fucking jump in level 4 then the fucking first mechanical warrior pops out! How are you supposed to beat hims with out a power up! Taking a break....
>> [_] Anon 3223469 >when the helper spider gets you killed
>> [_] Anon 3223475 >># Did you get the deflector upgrade? level 5 isn't meant to be hard bro, it's meant to teach you how to time your deflector swipes
>> [_] Anon 3223480 ah, a classic.
>> [_] Anon 3223522 Love this game and that briefing
>> [_] Anon 3223528 >># >doesn't know about the skip button
>> [_] Anon 3223533 The soundtrack is unironically non sarcastically literally pretty good
>> [_] Anon 3223539 >># An average troll game, funny music. 6/10.

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[_] Hard game to beat, no screamer promise Anon 3211553 I need help. Can't get past level 3, meteors seem to read my inputs Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3211563 >># OH MEDIUM SIZED EARTH! OF AVERAGE SPEED AND MODERATE GIRTH! The gameplay might be a little lacking, but the music is top notch.
>> [_] Anon 3211584 The amount of time it takes for the game to actually start is ridiculous.
>> [_] Anon 3211586 No matter how hard I try, I'll never beat the second base. That fucking giant robot god damn
>> [_] Anon 3211588 This is fucking ridiculous. I;m not a retard, I know how physics works. I don't need to be spoonfed the mechanics for an hour
>> [_] Anon 3211589 >># You can boast all you want but physics are gonna hunt you down.
>> [_] hot sause 3211596 fuk that was the longest tut ever. KYS whoever made this
>> [_] Anon 3211597 >># Physics killed my parents, man.
>> [_] Anon 3211600 How do you get past the asteroid belt?
>> [_] Anon 3211604 >># >being this shit
>> [_] Anon 3211607 Anyone know the best order to get the upgrades? I was thinking bigger fuel tanks first, but not too sure....
>> [_] Anon 3211611 >># The only part that really makes a difference is Angry Munchkin. DO NOT get Angry Munchkin.
>> [_] Anon 3211615 How do I deal with the turrets embedded in the asteroids? They seem to guess where to shoot based on my trajectory.
>> [_] Anon 3211624 >># That's why the tutorial teaches you about throwing items to alter it. You just need to get the timing down.
>> [_] Anon 3211625 WHEN WILL THE GAME START
>> [_] Anon 3211629 Holy shit am I getting memed here? Is here actually a game or is this one of those memes like 2hu kart except gone way too far
>> [_] Anon 3211632 fuck you
>> [_] Anon 3211635 >># No, there's no game, some guy just came up with this cool and unique concept for a physics-based half-puzzler half-platformer, a bitching soundtrack and a pile of lore, only to waste it all on memeing your ass. What do you think, genius?
>> [_] Anon 3211680 game takes a while to start but the concept is so cool
>> [_] Anon 3211716 How do you kill the giant worm on level 13?
>> [_] Anon 3211717 >># There's no game then? Cool, thanks for the heads up.
>> [_] Anon 3211720 >># did you buy the upgraded weapon at the start of level 12? the worm is impossible without it
>> [_] Anon 3211721 >># >tfw the entire first line is unadulterated truth, only to be followed up by an attempt at trolling. Can we please quit posting this and pretending that it's anything other than a very elaborate troll? Haha, we get it, you had a limited time to save the earth, and they gave you an hour-long tutorial so in-universe you wasted all that time and the earth is now fucked. Well meme'd author, well meme'd
>> [_] Anon 3211740 >># I'm actually upset about this I never paid attention long enough to this game to ever fall for this I got to level 3 before I just gave up How long does it actually take to get to the end?

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[_] 20th and it's my fav Anon 3167531 I used to have issues getting to the spider queen on level 2, but then after a few years I just got gud. I've beaten the game. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3167532 >># thanks I really like this game
>> [_] Anon 3167560 Best flash game ever. It starts a little bit slow but keep on playing, it's totally worth it.

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[_] pretty good game Anon 3155756
>> [_] Anon 3155761 >># How do you beat the Spider Priest on level 5?
>> [_] Anon 3155856 >># press ctrl+w
>> [_] Anon 3155864 >># oldshit
>> [_] Anon 3155865 Dang it, how do I hit the obvious weakpoint of the second boss?
>> [_] Anon 3155870 You guys are only onto level 5? Please, let me know when you guys are up to that 4 dimensional beast on level 12, then give me a call. Because fuck me dead that thing is hard.
>> [_] Anon 3155880 >># I've heard one anon mention that you can find an item in level 10 that's supposed to let you one-shot that boss. I'm still trying to find it.
>> [_] Anon 3155893 >># >># >># >># >># guys, everyone knows this one
>> [_] Anon 3155895 >># Oh my god. not -everyone- knows all the secrets.
>> [_] Anon 3155902 Does the phase inverter stack with the polarized photon reflux upgrade? A bit strapped for cash and not willing to upgrade unless I get he max from it.
>> [_] Anon 3155910 Why does this even have a NewGame+ mode when you have to relearn all the basic moves? It makes all the secret upgrades to the basic moves useless until you relearn them.

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[_] TIME FOR GAMES Anon 3144563 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3144599 i was almost through that tedious fucking briefing and i accidentally clicked out of the flash. fuck this
>> [_] ▄ ▌ !D0CT0R5JCg 3144600 Nope, fucking nope, not doing it, nope. I got through that fucking tutorial once. Never again.
>> [_] Anon 3144601 bad game design is bad, and I haven't even gotten to the game yet. bored out of my mind by the tutorial briefing.
>> [_] Anon 3144606 >># you're so fucking cute you don't even know about it
>> [_] Anon 3144660 I forgot how fucking precise that jump is at the start of the third level Protip: don't buy the upgraded secondary weapon
>> [_] Anon 3144661 >># This, you will need that cash. Don't let the game jew you.
>> [_] Anon 3144667 >># >># >he can't buy the upgraded weapon and the armor bonuses. i hoped /f/ was less casual than this.
>> [_] Anon 3144670 Can't be arsed to finish the tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 3144672 >># you NEED that knowledge anon
>> [_] Anon 3144686 >># >don't buy the upgraded secondary weapon Strange, I find the upgrade makes it more effective then the primary. Yeah it's half the DAM, but the speed makes it so you can just spam in bursts.
>> [_] Anon 3144695 any tips for act 2 midboss ? his stupid splitting missle keeps nailing me
>> [_] Anon 3144700 >># If you get the ichor sac from the spider king, you can not only instakill the act 2 midboss, but you also can skip the musical cutscene immediately afterwards.
>> [_] Anon 3144714 >the song puzzle How am I fucking supposed to remember the song in the turorial when I'm 5 hours into the game? Is there a way for me to hear it again or am I fucked?
>> [_] Anon 3144717 >># just open it in a new tab that's what I did
>> [_] Anon 3144731 >that escort mission How the fuck is Sam supposed to help me save Earth if he blows up after a single hit?
>> [_] Anon 3144756 fuck the tutorial
>> [_] Anon 3144759 Its obviously not a game, the tutorial is way too forced
>> [_] Anon 3144763 >># what
>> [_] noko 3144772 >># There is no game here. it kills you after the tutorial every time.
>> [_] Anon 3144777 >># >being this bad
>> [_] Anon 3144781 >># I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, I'm on level 5.
>> [_] Anon 3144784 >># git gud
>> [_] Anon 3144787 >># >skip the musical cutscene casuals
>> [_] Anon 3144811 is this even a game? I have like 5 minutes on the tutorial or is a nice bait?
>> [_] Anon 3144815 >># It's not actually a game; that's the joke. The tutorial says the world is going to be destroyed in some time, and the tutorial takes that amount of time, and then you die. Then people on flash will pretend that it's actually a game to get people to watch the whole thing. You die the second you start the actual "game".
>> [_] Anon 3144818 >># I know one thing for sure, I'm never playing this retarded shit again just because of the ridiculous intro.

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[_] beat my score /f/ Anon 3142721 11549 get on my level /f/aggots Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3142724 oh boy I guess there's no getting any sleep tonight for me
>> [_] Anon 3142729 >># tutorial was so long i said fuck it.
>> [_] Anon 3142730 >># definitely worth it though anon.
>> [_] 10389 3142732 Closest I got, I'm giving up on this for now but damn pretty fun
>> [_] Anon 3142736 it gets so hard after 10k how to deal with the fucking spiderbots
>> [_] Anon 3142750 >># same
>> [_] Anon 3142778 >># You need that knowledge about meteoroids if you want to get through level 7.
>> [_] Anon 3142779 >># Shit, forgot my gravity upgrade and died to the meteor shower 3rd level
>> [_] Anon 3142783 >># THIS...I thought It was actually just a fat troll
>> [_] Anon 3142786 FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING TROLL OF A "GAME"....got to the anthem, and I'm seriously doubting this is a game now
>> [_] Anon 3142787 >># >># fucking liars. getting such an insane score is fucking impossible. Highest I ever got was around 3k
>> [_] Anon 3142788 >># lmao, just skip it you faggot
>> [_] Anon 3142790 >># Fuck you, this isn't even a game. You and the "game" creator should kill eachother using spoons
>> [_] Anon 3142798 I can't get past the giant brain boss in stage 4.
>> [_] Anon 3142811 First time I ever sat through the whole thing, good stuff.
>> [_] Anon 3142821 >># I'm just watching it's always sunny with this opened on a muted tab waiting for it to start
>> [_] Anon 3142822 >># I can see this fag won't get past first level
>> [_] Anon 3142829 It's full of easter eggs btw. For instance, you can actually but custom items for harry at the shop.
>> [_] Anon 3142839 >># 4421 how tf do you even get away from the homing spider missles?
>> [_] Anon 3142842 got to level 7 but i overshot a meteor where can i see my high score?
>> [_] Anon 3142857 Holy shit! How did they cram all of this into less than 6 MB? It's kind of a slow start but once you get past the third level it get's really good.
>> [_] Anon 3142858 I never understood what the point of having secret collectables was when theres no level select. Does the game honestly expect me to get them all in 1 playthru from start to finish? especially with some of the bullshit blind "leap of faith" jumps you have to make near the end of the game.
>> [_] Anon 3142866 This post is cancer, search Steamshovel Harry on google, its a troll flash, too many trolls here too, so edgy...."hurr ba durr, dem yall tinks its a gume...aahahurr ba durrrrr"
>> [_] Anon 3142875 This thread tho. Oh man, well done OP.
>> [_] Anon 3142900 >># I've watched it all the way through before, the ed is even worse. It actually does give you control of the character but after you move a little bit something flies out and kills you. I couldn't will myself to watch the intro to try again but I'm pretty sure you can't survive it and it ends there
>> [_] Anon 3142904 >># my man
>> [_] Anon 3142919 >># How new are you?
>> [_] Anon 3142930 >># Don't mind him, he probably is another one who lost on first level

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[_] BEST GAME Anon 3135134
>> [_] Anon 3135138 so when do i actually get to play game? 5 min tut? srsly?
>> [_] Anon 3135139 10 mins?
>> [_] Anon 3135140 you know what, just fuck this
>> [_] Anon 3135148 you can get banned for mis-categorizing flashes. This isn't a [G]ame, it's a [L]oop or [O]ther. Troll flashes are fine, but categorize them correctly next time.
>> [_] Anon 3135149 >># Steamshovel harry has always been posted as [G] because it is a game, sorry that you couldn't even get past the tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 3135156 Can anyone tell me how to beat the 2nd level?
>> [_] Anon 3135158 >># Don't forget you can throw items to alter your trajectory. The tutorial touches on this but you can throw in 8 directions, not just up and down, and indeed you'll need to use this to get through some of the later indoor segments without touching the deathtraps.
>> [_] Anon 3135182 >># >physics are gonna kill you harry
>> [_] Anon 3135196 >># If thats the case, all flashes with the subject [A][Y] should be deleted and banned. In my opinion, they should be anyways, they all suck
>> [_] Anon 3135198 can I just say that /F/ is great tonight
>> [_] Anon 3135209 Do you guys make love to physics all night long, singin' the physics song?
>> [_] Anon 3135216 >># Just wait till level 4, [spoiler]fuck dragon riders man.[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 3135218 you gotta move backwards lol
>> [_] Anon 3135221 Welp, I've been trolled!
>> [_] Anon 3135242 >># you can get banned for mis-categorizing flashes. This isn't a [G]ame, it's a [L]oop or [O]ther. Troll flashes are fine, but categorize them correctly next time.
>> [_] Anon 3135243 >># >literally >this >new
>> [_] sefs 3135244 to much fucking intro, NOOB
>> [_] Anon 3135256 Fucking spiders! Get me every time!
>> [_] Anon 3135260 legit lmao
>> [_] Anon 3135261 >spider king This game is hardcore
>> [_] Anon 3135263 Holy shit. I don't want to spoil anything, but the final boss's dissolve move is impossible to dodge.

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[_] Anon 3094286 tutorial for >>#

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[_] Harder than Dark Souls Anon 3081050 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3081067 >># it wouldn't be shit if you could skip the first bullshit part especially the anthem fuck this
>> [_] Anon 3081077 the intro is way too long but you really need it if you want to 'git gud'. fucking love this game.
>> [_] Anon 3081081 >># FUCKING INTRO TOO FUCKING LONG
>> [_] Anon 3081085 >># >># >># you guys are weak tfw no other game comes close to the complex mechanics of this one. so satisfying when you beat the first level
>> [_] Anon 3081090 The first level is the intro. There is no other level.
>> [_] Anon 3081092 >># >># >># >># >># >># Best, bait, ever. Anons, how have you not picked up on this stupidity when this swf wsa first posted?
>> [_] Anon 3081124 Ahh, it's been a while. Time to polish my skills.
>> [_] Anon 3081156 I died.....
>> [_] Anon 3081163 >># because this is the very first time they see it being posted

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[_] ROBOT WEDNESDAY? Anon 3042898
>> [_] Anon 3042924 ROBOT WEDNESDAY!
>> [_] Anon 3042999 PHYSICS IS GONNA KILL YA HARRY

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[_] Post games. Anon 3017130
>> [_] Anon 3017133 i get it the training shit lasts forever
>> [_] Anon 3017135 >># I like the music tbqh. That's why I uploaded it.
>> [_] Anon 3017140 >># >Hasn't actually played the game >Complains about the game
>> [_] Anon 3017142 Yeah couldn't even start it. Got cancer from the "lol so random XD" theme at the start.
>> [_] Anon 3017146 >"post games" >pushes actual games off the board >># There is no game, and the joke is long since unfunny.
>> [_] Anon 3017156 >># >># >># And this, everyone, is neo-/f/. Doesn't care about anything that isn't arguing about a popular RPG game.
>> [_] Anon 3017162 >># >calls everyone else newfags Kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3017166 >># I'm not calling anyone newfag. But if you've been here for at least 2 years then you've changed for worse in that time period.
>> [_] Anon 3017168 >># Don't talk, just kill yourself. No one would miss you.
>> [_] Anon 3017169 >># Right after you, Anon.
>> [_] Anon 3017171 >># I'm already dead.
>> [_] Anon 3017178 >># https://a.uguu.se/mmkvop_1445290018027.j pg Is being dead fun?
>> [_] Anon 3017179 I haven't bothered to play through the flash in a while, it's better than I remembered
>> [_] Anon 3017206 >># for those who dont want to waste their time watching the entire thing, just skip to the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czuii-lq _Mc
>> [_] Masahiro Sakurai 3017209 >># I can't get past the giant squid, can someone post walkthrough?
>> [_] Anon 3017285 >># Focus on the tentacles to the left first, then it's easy
>> [_] Anon 3017297 this gave me a headache
>> [_] Anon 3017300 >># Stop spoonfeeding.

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[_] Anon 2993716 type zozzle to skip tutorial
>> [_] Anon 2993729 decent game
>> [_] Anon 2993747 How do you kill the giant spider on world 3?
>> [_] Anon 2993754 >># Seriously, fuck that damn spider. the cave was hard enough to fucking navigate.
>> [_] Anon 2993834 >># You forgot to type the national anthem to pay respects to the spider king. They won't attack you if you
>> [_] Anon 2993859 god dammit I really should have skipped the tutorial I appreciate the effort and all but JESUS CHRIST GET TO THE DAMN GAME PLEASE
>> [_] Anon 2993863 it's long but the tutorial in this game is soo helpfull need to learn it carefully to kill the spiders
>> [_] Anon 2993869 >># HOLY SHIT I never realized that they explained how to do it in the tutorial! I always just skipped it with zozzle
>> [_] Anon 2993875 !!! ATTENTION 4CHAN USERS !!! This is a TROLL FLASH designed to waste your time, you CANNOT play this as it is not a game, don't waste the effort with these lame ass attempts at trolling, the game will end before the tutorial does. Have a nice day :)
>> [_] Anon 2993876 >># horsefucker detected
>> [_] Anon 2993877 >># why would you do this? Go on the internet, and lie? Seriously, fuck you man. There are people out there looking for helpful information, and you come out of your little rock and spread false information. Seriously, fuck off kiddo

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[_] greatest /f/ game ever Anon 2990759
>> [_] Anon 2990761 In this thread we pretend that we are in 2009.
>> [_] Anon 2990778 >># nofunallowed.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2990812 >># I've gotten 2 people I know in real life to try playing this game. Totally unrelated but I don't speak to them much anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2990838 >># if only...
>> [_] Anon 2990910 >># Finally decided to give this game a go. Fucking hell.
>> [_] Anon 2990917 >># just wait till you got to space spider queen shit's about to get real there

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[_] Anon 2985131
>> [_] Anon 2985133 >># >Your training will be brief fatcontrollerlaughingyouarewrong.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2985172 Fuck the spider queen
>> [_] Anon 2985192 JUST FUCKING LET ME PLAY ALREADY
>> [_] Anon 2985194 >># Spider queen is a piece of cake. As long as you didn't pick stupid upgrades and actually learned from the Worm Lord fight in the mines, you should be able to no-hit her. Now, once you have no-hit her, you get to fight the EX boss. That one's a bitch, and I'm not sure if there's a bug in the game or if I'm just terrible at thermodynamics.
>> [_] Anon 2985200 >># your way sucks dicks i got a better one. the very first enemy can drop a special lazer but its like a 10% drop rate. that shit is the best weapon in the game and can be used to easy annihilate anything
>> [_] Anon 2985202 >># i forgot to add it may have something to do with your time set your clock to 00:00
>> [_] Anon 2985245 can't get past lvl 5 pls halp i'm a helpless scrublord

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[_] Anon 2983824
>> [_] Anon 2983826 >># The spider level is always a pain in the ass
>> [_] Anon 2983844 Oh shit I love this game thanks for reposting it!
>> [_] Anon 2983858 for anyone unsure, this was an aprils fools joke, there is no game. you die instantly no matter what. don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 2983863 >># For some definition of instantly
>> [_] Anon 2983887 >># Maybe if you don't pay attention in the tutorial you'd die
>> [_] Anon 2983895 >># sounds like someone needs to git gud
>> [_] Anon 2983917 >># I love the tutorial, do it at least once every time this gets posted
>> [_] Anon 2983933 >># Hahaha check out this scrub. What's the matter, keyboard and mouse too complicated for you?

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Lets take /f/ back to the glory days Anon 2954631
>> [_] Anon 2954640 >># Man I can never beat the Spider King without cheats, any advice?
>> [_] Anon 2954643 >># Have you tried flying under the asteroid? lol, you missed the BFG which makes that fight easy as hell
>> [_] Anon 2954696 If there is one thing I always remember about this game it is the undercover mission with the space marines. Too awesome.
>> [_] Anon 2954730 Is there some way to skip the hour long tutorial explaining basic game mechanics?
>> [_] Officer 2954734 Other than the damn long tutorial, I never fail to be disappointed in the gameplay. What amazes me is the poor, poor, graphics of the masses which give the game a laughable feel at times. Those astroids of different masses, man. They look like paper balls from the generic office wastebasket.
>> [_] Anon 2954735 If this hadnt come out before Frog Fractions I would put money on this being frog fractions 2.
>> [_] Anon 2954740 >># If you tab over enough you can hit the button to do so, but I really wouldn't recommend it. You need to study the intro well because this is not an easy game.
>> [_] Anon 2954748 >># hold control and type "woo"

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Challenging physics game Anon 2945926 What is the best strategy for clearing level 2 on gold time? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2945931 >># Rewatch the intro, it tells you how.
>> [_] Anon 2945959 My favourite part of flash games is READING UNSKIPPABLE TEXT FOR FIVE MINUTES
>> [_] Anon 2945961 >># Oh wait I'm getting trolled and that's the joke. Goddamnit. I fell for it. I'm a goddamn sucker.
>> [_] Anon 2945967 >># You can skip the intro. Hit tab a couple of times. You really need the info though, so I wouldn't
>> [_] Anon 2945973 >># THIS SEEMS LIKE A RUSE
>> [_] Anon 2945976 >the Earth anthem what the fuck is this I thought this was a game
>> [_] Anon 2945979 >># You're a piece of shit, and this isn't a game I'm going to save everyone a lot of trouble, after all that bullshit, you take one step, a spider shows up, talks to you to stop you from moving, then some dumbass drops your own spaceship on you, game over. If you hit try again, you can go to the menu, for the exact same results.
>> [_] Anon 2945980 >># Every thread we have some scrub who can't get past the tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 2945983 >># get fucked I don't believe this is a game, if I had flash I'd rip the file apart to prove it but I lack a complete version of flash editor and unless you have screencaps I'm calling bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2945985 Newfags who haven't beaten steamshovel harry shouldn't be allowed to post on /f/. Sure it's not a perfect game, but its OUR game, and it boggles my mind that people can't dodge the rocket or give up on the tutorial level. How ADD do you have to be to not want to have the tiniest bit of backstory? Jesus Christ.
>> [_] Anon 2945986 >gives a time limit at the start of the tutorial >tutorial goes for exactly that length >earth gets destroyed 1 second into gameplay I can't believe I fell for that
>> [_] Anon 2945987 >># I hope you all get cancer
>> [_] Anon 2945989 >that space police chase holy shit that was intense
>> [_] Anon 2945997 >># Protip: Skip the tutorial if you think you've got a handle of the controls >># srsly bro
>> [_] Anon 2946023 >># Is pretending to be new here some kind of new shitposting? Or are you actually just that much of a newfag?
>> [_] Anon 2946048 >># fuck you >># there is no way to skip the tutorial >># I already checked the TV Tropes page and a Let's Play, you're full of shit and I hate you
>> [_] Anon 2946050 >># >TV Tropes >Let's Play Check out this scrub-level newfag
>> [_] Anon 2946051 >># >winner
>> [_] Anon 2946053 >># I know you're trolling but god damn it I hope you literally choke and die slowly with your only hope of survival just barely out of your reach. If I could personally rip your fingers, toes and teeth out and force you to eat each one individually with lemon soaked toothpicked shoved into your wounds I could die with a satisfied smile.
>> [_] Anon 2946056 >># why u mad?
>> [_] Anon 2946059 >># because I hate the idea of intentionally lying in order to cause a slight annoyance to people when you can't even see the look on their faces it's like masturbating to a picture of a fully clothed woman when there's heaps of perfectly fine porn somewhere else, and then lying about it to the person the image is of while still masturbating, it's just plain stupid for lack of any better words
>> [_] Anon 2946062 >># Aww someone is cwanky cause he stayed up too long. Lemme get you a warm bottle of milk, it'll help you sleep the asspain off.
>> [_] Anon 2946066 >># kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 2946070 >># Butthurt over sucking at a game? Get on my level, shitlord.
>> [_] Anon 2946073 Every time this gets posted there is a butthurt newfag. Every single time.
>> [_] Anon 2946077 >># lol what a fugen scrub rekt
>> [_] Anon 2946088 >># What is the point of posting it if not to make people "butthurt" -- including the people who get bothered that someone else got bothered at a flash meant to bother people. We'll gladly spend hours doing inconsequential shit day in and day out but it's these rare moments that remind us that time is precious and some things are so pointless and offensive that we feel robbed of those few minutes we were convinced to stare at a screen.
>> [_] Anon 2946095 Sure is new in here. When I was a newfag I had the decency to keep quiet when the grownups were joking about a very, very, very old flash.
>> [_] Anon 2946112 >># Some people get turned on by clothes. I know, I know, it's fucking WEIRD isn't it. Who knew people had turn-ons? Fucking freaks. It's like you are new at life. You must be underage b& or something. Can't even play a simple game and can't even come up with simple metaphors.
>> [_] DavidNzN 2946132 >># >># >># >># >># >># Same stupid oldfag bastard...he is too troll and too dumb to think that i will fall for this bullshit joke... I downloaded the game and clicked in the middle end...this is not a game!Just a musical game...Accept this fate,pretentious oldbunny.
>> [_] Anon 2946141 >># Steamshovel Harry has never seemed so influential in the way I view life
>> [_] Anon 2946157 that physics song was worth the disappointment.

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] any tips for the first lvl boss? Anon 2928880 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2928950 you gotta arc your throws up so you can get the rock over the wall and hit his head hard but doable the third boss is where shit really hits the fan
>> [_] Anon 2928990 Why is the jump mechanic so fucking broken? I'm supposed to dodge certain enemies by jumping over them, yet I still die despite the fact that I was nowhere near them?
>> [_] Anon 2928994 >># found the casual. just buy the shield blink upgrade, then the damage reflect
>> [_] Anon 2928999 How do I get past the ice level? And all The enemies make jumping even harder.
>> [_] Anon 2929000 >># Third boss? Fuck me, I barely made it to the Level 3 checkpoint before the PAM Drones flock in like faggots and ruin my shit. Any way to get past them for someone who doesn't play bullet hell shooters?
>> [_] Anon 2929002 >># memorize the patterns they come in and bait their shots and run trying to fire rocks at them more often than not leaves you dead, escaping is much safer
>> [_] Anon 2929005 >># >># >># >># i dont know which is worse, the retards pretending they sat thru the intro or the spoon feeders begging for tips
>> [_] Anon 2929006 >># the intro is just a test to see if you can actually pay attention long enough to know what to do the game's difficult so we gotta help each other with tactics more often than not
>> [_] Anon 2929009 >># I honest to god would not have beaten the Spider King if it weren't for the intro. Once then it was like "OH HEY IDIOT HIS JAWS WILL DISSOLVE ANY. THING." and it made sense. I can't see how anyone beat him without hearing the intro. Or maybe I'm just a colossal casual.
>> [_] Anon 2929078 Hey hey, gonna be THAT guy. This is a bs joke "game" with no levels. There is no way to actually play the game. It makes you sit through a HUGE intro just to auto-kill you at the end and then you restart the intro : )
>> [_] Anon 2929095 >># You know, I kind of wish this were a real game. It could be pretty cool. Too bad it's a five minute long joke.
>> [_] Anon 2929105 >># >># >didn't go through the intro fast enough to avoid instant death sucks to suck
>> [_] Anon 2929111 Is it just me, or is the time travel segment unbeatable? I'm at the point where the space whale is blocking the path back into continuity, but I can't figure out what to do. Am I supposed to get it to move somehow, or is there a way to kill it that I'm just missing?
>> [_] Anon 2929115 >># You have to reverse its polarity or else you can't defeat its shields. I like how they totally left that out of the training level, just left it for you to figure out itself. Dicks.

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Anon 2916425
>> [_] Anon 2916429 Fucking spiders. Every time.
>> [_] Anon 2916452 >># Every time this is posted there are always people that get stuck on the Spider Queen. Don't feel bad about it.
>> [_] Anon 2916469 >># wow... i "played" this for 10 minutes. fucking troll
>> [_] Anon 2916498 >># >spider queen >hard Have you even made it to the asteroid belt?
>> [_] Anon 2916499 >># Wow your newfag is showing.
>> [_] Anon 2916502 >># STOP POSTING THIS ! WE GET IT ! THE GAME DOESN'T START ! IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S ANNOYING. PLEASE KILL YOURSELF. THANKS.
>> [_] Anon 2916505 >># >hurr, I have no patience, hurr Fuck off, faggot. You're just mad because you can't make it past the first level. >># >He thinks the asteroid belt is harder than spider queen Nigga, spider queen takes thought. All you need to do with the asteroid belt is time your rocket jumps
>> [_] Anon 2916524 HIS JAWS

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Anon 2893439 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2893446 wtf is this shit?
>> [_] STEAMSHOVEL HARRY 2893448 Best game ever. 8/8. I FUCKING LOVE STEAMSHOVEL HARRY. Work through the tutorials. it's worth it. trust me.
>> [_] Anon 2893452 best game I've ever played
>> [_] Anon 2893455 just wish the tutorial wasn't mandatory, best flash game ever though
>> [_] Anon 2893501 It's not that hard, actually. For those stucked in the final boss: Remember momentum conservation when shooting at him, you'll be traced back, and Veterans will attack. Just read the tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 2893506 >># He wasn't that tricky once you know how to beat him thanks!
>> [_] Anon 2893511 I WAITED FOR 7 FUCKING MINUTES AND LOSE ON THE FIRST LEVEL. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OP I HATE YOU
>> [_] Anon 2893514 That extra-long tutorial felt like it was just smashed together at the last second. Otherwise it was a pretty gud game I give it a 8/10
>> [_] Anon 2893520 im here in the long ass tutorial and im starting to think there is no game
>> [_] Anon 2893526 Guys, I'm stuck at the third level with that guy shooting missles. How can I get to him before he shoots the asteroid I'm on?
>> [_] Anon 2893529 >># you just have to go fast from the start the point of that level is to increase your speed/efficiency for later levels
>> [_] Anon 2893531 >># >can't even pass 1st level of steamshovel harry
>> [_] Anon 2893541 >># >LOSE ON THE FIRST LEVEL >ree >memespouting Holy fuck how can anybody be so fucking worthless
>> [_] Anon 2893546 >># >reaching the first level

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Anon 2838694 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2838697 i keep getting fucked on the level 4
>> [_] Anon 2838698 Yes. Such an excellent non-game, and now the tune will be stuck in my head for days.
>> [_] Anon 2838704 This isn't a game, just a long intro. The timer is set to 15 minutes at the beginning, and it takes that long for the tutorial to end. Then you die in the first 5 seconds of the "game". There isn't a game, /f/ posters just like to pretend to talk about the non-existant game to fool /f/ users into clicking though a 15 minute tutorial in the anticipation of the game. >inb4 the majority of the thread tries to convice you I'm trolling I guess if you can always just see for yourself. Just don't be surprised to find out there is no game.
>> [_] Anon 2838730 >># i fucking hate you and i hope you step in dog shit for the rest of your miserable life
>> [_] Anon 2838785 >># how big of a faggot can you possibly be? you going for a world record or something, buddy?
>> [_] Anon 2838802 >># this. go find porn. enjoy your extra 15 minutes
>> [_] Anon 2838849 >># why are you such a no fun nancy
>> [_] Anon 2838852 >># What a big league chew piece of shit
>> [_] Anon 2838853 >># Summer is here already... Fucking hell.
>> [_] Anon 2838856 >># >this fucking butt blasted you can't beat the second boss I've been there too buddy, but try not to pitch a fit over it.
>> [_] Anon 2838858 >Literally WORDSWORDSWORDS >expecting me to play longer than 30 seconds
>> [_] Anon 2838895 >># This fucker is literally 12. Bet he tells on himself too, little white knight.
>> [_] Anon 2838932 >># >># faggots
>> [_] Anon 2838943 yeah theres no game but lets be honest its a bomb-ass tutorial

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] really long tutorial, lots of fun Anon 2818977 Personally I've never beaten the entire game, I've only been able to get up to the space octopus. Every single time his giant squiggly arms grab and crush poor Harry. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2818979 >was looking for a game to play on /f/ >see steam shovel harry Oh fuck yeah, thanks OP!
>> [_] Anon 2818981 holy crap I've been waiting like two minutes, does the game ever start?
>> [_] Anon 2818983 >># like OP said, the tutorial takes awhile, but it's really worth the wait.
>> [_] Anon 2818997 >># love this game how do you beat the first boss?
>> [_] Anon 2819001 >># I just used the small lasers and spammed the fuck out that fag. Easy a piss.
>> [_] Anon 2819002 Am I the only one that think this joke is really, really stale these days?
>> [_] Anon 2819003 >># You should just end yourself now. If you can't find fun in things any more, you'll need to become normal, and that is a scary thought. I'll pray for you /f/riend.
>> [_] Anon 2819012 >># WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU GET PAST THE MISSILE ON LEVEL 1. I've played through the tutprial four fucking times. Is there atleast a way to skip it?!
>> [_] Anon 2819014 >># lol keep trying
>> [_] Anon 2819015 >># Careful with the Edge Eugene
>> [_] Anon 2819016 >># Stop overusing that shit, it's not saying anything. It's not like he said anything particularly edgy. >autism edge cancer retard
>> [_] Anon 2819018 >># >you better like what I like or you're a normalfag >proceeds to call him autistic retard /f/ really is full of kids god dammit
>> [_] Anon 2819022 somebody needs to make a version of this where the 5 minute tutorial ends and then it automatically cuts to potato knishes instead of he game
>> [_] Anon 2819023 >># >># >># >edge, autism, cancer, normalfag Are we using meaningless buzzwords? Sweet! You're all a bunch of casual, pleb, newfag, degenerate, shitlord, summerfag, weeaboo newfags that listen to dadrock.
>> [_] Anon 2819031 FUCK YOU OP
>> [_] Anon 2819038 >># don't worry i made it after my 3rd try, because i suck just carefully watch the tutorial, if thats a hint for you
>> [_] Anon 2819055 >># >calls someone edgy >being infinitely edgy himself This is why we need Feminism
>> [_] Anon 2819062 >># Wow. Way to totally overlook the obvious joke. Fucking newfucks everywhere. Summer really is a disease.
>> [_] Anon 2819065 >># Or xia mei mei.
>> [_] Anon 2819068 >># >># pls no
>> [_] Anon 2819071 >># Try using the phase inverter instead of the polarizoid, it'll help deflect it
>> [_] Anon 2819079 >the fucking meteors on the third level fuuuuck
>> [_] Anon 2819084 I hate you !! This game is just awesome
>> [_] Anon 2819087 >># It was a little funny the first time I got the joke but I'm looking for new things to enjoy.
>> [_] Anon 2819105 Got bored after 5 minutes of unskipable tutorials and quit the game.
>> [_] Anon 2819114 So what is there even a game? Is that the joke here?

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] /r/ vip.swf Anon 2814593 buh Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2814611 >># Oh fucking god-dammit How in the fuck i beat the crystal knight?!?
>> [_] Anon 2814617 His weakness depends on the answer you gave Lincoln's ghost in the mirror on level 5. (Or just being good at physics. If you slingshot your shots around his back you can take him out in two hits.)
>> [_] Anon 2814689 this is complete fuckery i cannot abide.
>> [_] Anon 2814730 I feel...enlightened.
>> [_] Anon 2814747 Fuck that long-ass tutorial. Why is there no skip or abbreviated option for that crap? Fuck this game, I'm going to bed.
>> [_] Anon 2814753 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2814754 >># It's ok, you're probably too bad to even get past the first level if the tutorial is hard for you.
>> [_] Anon 2814768 WHY CANT I WIN THIS GAME?!?!
>> [_] Anon 2814782 WATCH OUT FOR GRAVITY GRAVITY'LL KILL YOU HARRY
>> [_] Anon 2814791 IT'LL MAKE YOU DEAD
>> [_] Anon 2814809 HOW DO I GET DOWN THE ROBOT PANTIES?????????
>> [_] Anon 2814821 So what is it?
>> [_] Anon 2814824 this must be the best game ever. I'm still laughing. Yes, I read all the tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 2814827 Is this even a game jesus christ so much fucking tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 2814852 the hell is this shit? go fuck yourself op
>> [_] Anon 2814872 >># its some tryhard "deconstruction of the tutorial" genre bullshit. Im serious.
>> [_] Anon 2814896 In depth tutorial, but it's fucking worth the weight.

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] The password for the secret shop is 'PHYSICS21' Anon 2808372 Still can't get past the dragon though, Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2808376 >># I am stuck in the sewer before the dragon. The jump is fucking impossible.
>> [_] Anon 2808377 >># Get it to chase you around until it falls. Just jump over the fireballs until you get to the end of the asteroid. It's not that hard.
>> [_] Anon 2808379 >># >># >># >LE EBIC MAYMAY At least it's not weeaboo shit. Everyone knows you have to use the drill, shit's old.
>> [_] Anon 2808380 best tutorial music ever
>> [_] Anon 2808385 >># Pure gold. "physics is gonna pull out a gun and shoot you in the head. oh no, look out now" "I can't wait to make love to physics. Gonna make love to her all night long. Making physics long to a physics song". "Physics are gonna hunt you down in the middle of the night. Physics are gonna make everything all right"
>> [_] Anon 2808387 The third moonbase's missile-frigate is fucking broken. How are you supposed to even kill it? Am I missing something or is it just broken?
>> [_] Anon 2808390 >># >># http://atrianglemorning.com/games/harrym edia/Brad_Sucks_and_Allen_-_Steamshovel_H arry.mp3
>> [_] Anon 2808405 >># Christ been trying to play this for 15 minutes, is the "We will try to keep your training brief" part a joke? I havent even gotten to the game yet!
>> [_] Anon 2808406 >># how do i dodge the rocket on the first level? i have to replay te tutorial and that shit is long. i already did it twice. someone help me?
>> [_] Anon 2808418 >># Don't move for six seconds, move left then type in the password on the OP without the 21.
>> [_] Anon 2808538 this game load milion hour. only time destroy stupidity!!
>> [_] Anon 2808548 Not OP, but I followed >>#'s instructions, got past the dragon, and managed to keep going until the fucking robo dragon in the lab. What the fuck do I do now? Like, there's nothing to fucking physics in here, and the air duct has electric fencing. This is bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2808595 >># Remember double jumping? Find an emp either around the lab or outside, and bring it to the robo-dragon encounter. By jumping THEN using the emp you can disable everything AND get to the air duct at the exact same time.

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Anon 2790037 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2790059 >># Well that was a disapointment
>> [_] Anon 2790061 what the fuck was that. that was the best and worst thing ever.
>> [_] Anon 2790082 when the fuck does the god damn motherfucking intro end
>> [_] Anon 2790084 God. The ending to this game always gets me... Tis a work of art, this.
>> [_] Anon 2790090 I FUCKING HOPE WHOEVER MADE THIS GETS CANCER
>> [_] Anon 2790093 I'm starting to think this isn't a game at all, Sam.
>> [_] Anon 2790097 >># Ya think?
>> [_] Anon 2790100 >># Yes.
>> [_] Anon 2790107 All these plebs mad they can't even beat the third level.
>> [_] Anon 2790110 >># You fucking lie. Beating the second level is barely possible. The third one is impossible.
>> [_] Anon 2790113 >># What level do you have to beat the great spider king? 3? Hes literally impossible. His jaws can dissolve anything.
>> [_] Anon 2790124 >># like you can faggot, difficulty ramps up so fucking fast
>> [_] Anon 2790157 the person who made this needs to kill themselves immediatley
>> [_] Anon 2790160 >># How do I laser lasso?
>> [_] Anon 2790164 >># instead of hitting shift again like you do for rear turret, press alt
>> [_] Anon 2790181 I actually sang along with that anthym

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Steamshovel Harry Anon 2781827 I can't get past level 5.
>> [_] Anon 2781833 i got harry's panties off but now what?
>> [_] Anon 2781841 one day I will get through the tutorial today is not that day
>> [_] Anon 2781846 >># Oh boy. I guess I didn't get through the tutorial in time. The missle blew me up.
>> [_] Anon 2781848 >># You probably didn't select the right loadout. Make sure you hold 'o' to unlock the secret items.
>> [_] Anon 2781851 I got to the shop, thought the tutorial was over, and then there was more. 10/10 would learn
>> [_] Anon 2781855 Oh my fucking god how do I kill the dragon. Seriously, who thought this bullshit was a good idea? Christ.
>> [_] Anon 2781875 >># Fuck level 3. Fucking hate water levels. The gravity's even harder to get used to underwater.
>> [_] Anon 2781882 Fuck this tutorial is too damn long
>> [_] Anon 2781887 >># you can skip the tutorial with the password 'physics'
>> [_] Anon 2781890 >># where do I type that in?
>> [_] Anon 2781891 >># Come on fags. I bought the ion beam whatever the hell it is but it just fucks off to the other side and I have to jump while avoiding asteroids and dealing with its bullshit area thing at the same time. Give me a fuckin break mang.
>> [_] Anon 2781895 >># you need to at least get past the astronomy tutorial and hold F11. Make sure you're not at the shop yet though.
>> [_] Anon 2781901 How the fuck do you beat the Spider King? That shit wasn't covered in the tutorial. Also is there a save point I'm missing? I pretty much have to re-beat the entire volcano level just to get back to him.
>> [_] Anon 2781905 >># Go back and listen to his song again. You'll figure it out bruh.
>> [_] Anon 2781981 When you finally beat the game, yes it can be done, you will feel that it was definitely worth it.

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Long intro but really fun Anon 2772135 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2772138 Been a while since I've seen this around. Great game.
>> [_] Anon 2772140 >># No fucking way, I was looking for the name of this game the other day and couldn't find it, thank you so much anon!
>> [_] Anon 2772142 >># it's shit
>> [_] Anon 2772164 Fuck. You.
>> [_] Anon 2772165 I fucking love this. It's been like, a month since I've played it. Can never get enough of the theme, you know?
>> [_] noko 2772172 2 Questions. 1.)How do you skip restarting the whole game if you die. *spoiler alert* 2.) How do you defeat the Spider King?
>> [_] Anon 2772206 >># It's all in the timing and where you aim your shots. If you aim for the legs, you gotta time it right after he starts his attack animation If you aim for his head, you have to shoot BEFORE he does his attack animation. This is the only way I managed to beat him.
>> [_] Anon 2772273 Look out for those gravities Harry. They will kill you.
>> [_] Anon 2772310 >># dang it I tried, and its certainly got charm, but geez this thing moves slower to the point than homestuck.
>> [_] Anon 2772345 Here is that glorious theme if you want it. http://atrianglemorning.com/games/harrym edia/Brad_Sucks_and_Allen_-_Steamshovel_H arry.mp3
>> [_] Anon 2772360 one day I'll gather enough patience to skip through this whole tutorial and actually play the game... one day...
>> [_] Anon 2772387 >># I hope for your sake you're like every other cancerous faggot in this thread, and understand the flash isn't a game, just a long drawn out tutorial that kills you at the end.
>> [_] Anon 2772402 >># This faggot doesn't like steamshovel harry.
>> [_] Anon 2772435 So basically the creators bought either an ARMA game or a grand/4X strategy game and got angry about having to learn how to play. The only response I have is to ask them "What the fuck did you expect?"
>> [_] Anon 2772444 i haven't laughed this hard in a while. motherfuckers.

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Actually a game Anon 2721687 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2721689 tutorial taking for fcking ever.
>> [_] Anon 2721690 >># Honestly one of my favorite flash games, you'd be surprised at how well they made the platforming.
>> [_] Anon 2721691 >># thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 2721701 ......... Ackbar......
>> [_] Anon 2721702 Should I buy the particle beam or the green laser? The machine gun kinda blows.past level 3
>> [_] Anon 2721708 >># ITS TIME TO LEARN ASTRONOMY
>> [_] Anon 2721710 >># I thought it was a joke at first. But all those tutorials really did help me out in the end.
>> [_] Anon 2721714 >># dont worry. its worth the wait
>> [_] lel 2721720 the tutorial never ends
>> [_] Anon 2721721 This game is nothing but one big tutorial, don't even waste your time on this.
>> [_] Anon 2721723 >># lol, the tutorial's long, but its not the entire thing. be patient the games actually really fun if you're willing to wait
>> [_] Anon 2721724 Queeblar is a con artist Don't but from his shop
>> [_] lel 2721725 >># I refuse to believe, I've spent a good 10 minutes in the tutorial
>> [_] Anon 2721727 You guys must be trollin, the game ends right after the long ass anthem
>> [_] lel 2721738 >># I just started playing the game and its actually a lot of fun. Some of the most difficult plat forming I've ever done.
>> [_] Anon 2721741 >># That's some quality bait right here, nigga.
>> [_] Anon 2721745 HAI GUISE wats the code for deactivate the bomb in lvl 4?
>> [_] Anon 2721746 >># It was in at the end of level 3 written on the wall, it's 79940.
>> [_] Anon 2721747 lvl 5 is fucking battletoads' bikes difficult
>> [_] Anon 2721753 You guys are full of shit, there is no game here.
>> [_] Anon 2721776 I think I'm near the end, how do I take the robot's panties off?
>> [_] Anon 2721780 >># Stop fucking about. Anyways, been here for a while. I'm on stage 15. Passcode is "PULSARSPIN". I give up on this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2721783 >># Requires a tactical nuke. You kept the the one from level 4, right?
>> [_] Anon 2721785 >># Get good. They telegraph each others' attacks by at least half a second, the only excuse for not dodging everything is if you threw away all your equipment at the beginning.
>> [_] Anon 2721788 >># Oh FUCK YES Saved this file a long time ago and had a kickass game going too, didn't write down the password. This should save me at least 2 hours so I can get my spot back.
>> [_] Anon 2721792 can someone help? I skipped the tutorial and now I'm stuck on the first level
>> [_] Anon 2721801 fuck this long ass tutorial omg
>> [_] Anonymouz 2721802 for people that are having problems with the rockets you have to dodge them. use left and the arrow keys. TOGETHER. it has to be specific
>> [_] Anon 2721805 www.atrianglemorning.com/portfolio/portf olio/steamshovel-harry/ *cough*
>> [_] Anon 2721807 10/10 goty
>> [_] Anon 2721826 Can confirm that this is a troll. Went to swfchan and used the seekbar. This entire flash is one giant fucking tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 2721831 >># >A troll No, it's called a joke.
>> [_] Anon 2721835 I fucking love it when people create shit like this.

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[_] Anon 2716239 Can someone give me some tips on how to get to the spider's lair?
>> [_] Anon 2716242 git gud
>> [_] Anon 2716243 >># 7 min. cancer
>> [_] Anon 2716246 >># literally git gud I'm stuck on mission 8, anyone else get that far?
>> [_] Anon 2716271 So, uh, it's been 2 minutes of physics I already know so far. The song's cool though. "Physics is gonna pull out a gun and shoot you in the head oh yeahhhh"
>> [_] Anon 2716275 >># play this everytime it's posted just for the song
>> [_] Anon 2716277 >># "I can't wait to make love,to physics!"
>> [_] Anon 2716281 >># Take the bottom webline first and when you do the gravity jumps they'll push the asteroids up so you can get the cube on the second jump through. The game is a lot of fun, it's funny to see how many faggots don't pay attention though and just get wrecked at the start.
>> [_] Anon 2716294 Wow, is this a game or an educational program about space?
>> [_] Anon 2716308 >># >># >># itt: 2009
>> [_] Anon 2716309 itt: people still trying to convince others this is a real game
>> [_] Anon 2716322 >># it is ctrl to use jetpack
>> [_] Anon 2716330 okay, first time i've actually played this shit without quitting out of boredom and i got to the first actual part of the game and instantly died, fuck you OP and fuck this
>> [_] Anon 2716333 >># >dying on the first obstacle git gud pleb
>> [_] Anon 2716335 >># >># >># >># >># >># >samefag
>> [_] Anon 2716370 >># >14 replies >14 unique posters
>> [_] Anon 2716372 good game, but they overdid the intro
>> [_] Anon 2716382 hold ctrl and type "superpow" to activate circlejerk mode. NOTE: you will not get achievements while circlejerk is active
>> [_] Anon 2716385 thank god i beat it now now i can die in peace
>> [_] Anon 2716409 got mad and quit thanks to the ungodly amount of time you have to spend before you even get to the actual gameplay i'm going back to my thursgay swf leftovers
>> [_] Anon 2716420 >># mad, because he cant completet the tutorial

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[_] Anon 2670663 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2670667 >># FUCK YEAH Steamshovel Harry! Has anyone figured out the puzzle on level 21 yet? Shit's fucking weird.
>> [_] Anon 2670672 >># You have to collect rocks and use them to propel yourself to the hidden rock off-screen you fucking scrub
>> [_] Anon 2670701 Every fucking time this flash comes up it reminds me of the dark times. I spent countless hours trying to complete all 100 levels and always fell short at 93. I have to remind myself that it isn't worth it... but god damn it I need to complete it. I NEED TO BEAT THIS GAME. To all my fellow Steamshovel Harrys I hope for the best. Maybe you will do what I could never do. (BTW 93 has three dragons, not two but FUCKING THREE)
>> [_] Anon 2670706 >># and more grass.
>> [_] Anon 2670713 Do you guys know how many fucking years and tries it took me to realize that you can't get past the tutorial?
>> [_] Anon 2670715 >># That's because you're bad.
>> [_] Anon 2670719 >># >faggot who cannot get past the first rocket detected git gud scrub
>> [_] Anon 2670791 way too long of a fucking opener/tutorial for a flash game
>> [_] Anon 2670796 >># fuck I'm STILL on the tutorial bullshit I mean it's been what? 5 min now at least
>> [_] Anon 2670799 >># and now there's an anthem, this is a joke or someshit isnt it
>> [_] hyundai 2670805 poison grass
>> [_] Anon 2670806 >># >># >># I don't fucking believe it, I'm finally playing the game that video/opener shit was at least 10 min fuck
>> [_] Anon 2670808 >># >># >># >># well I got fucking got It's a troll game folks, nothing to see here
>> [_] Anon 2670837 I have never played this game because it takes too long to start
>> [_] Anon 2670846 >># see >>#

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[_] Anon 2667843 Awesome game but the intro is kind of long :C
>> [_] Anon 2667861 this has to be a joke, it's been more than 5 minutes of this damn intro
>> [_] adventure 2667873 >># Just wait until you get to the actual game, short but solid & tight gameplay.
>> [_] Anon 2667878 Poor souls will fall to this
>> [_] Anon 2667887 >># I can't beat the Spider King, I can't seem to dodge his attacks. That spider is 2 spooky 4 me
>> [_] Anon 2667892 >># kill yourself m8
>> [_] Anon 2667904 How do I get past Level 2?
>> [_] Anon 2667923 >># Remember the asteroid level? same idea
>> [_] Anon 2667925 Finally beat it ! Bow to the king.
>> [_] Anon 2667943 I actually closed out of the window because I thought it was a joke. Like it was a never-ending tutorial or something.
>> [_] Anon 2667954 >># you wernt wrong man

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[_] Anon 2656576
>> [_] Anon 2656585 >># Le epic troll no time enough after tutorial gaim :^)
>> [_] Anon 2656591 Haven't seen this is a while Harry
>> [_] Anon 2656640 ....I was a fool
>> [_] Anon 2656716 >got to the national anthem before i quit Godamn this shit takes way too long

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[_] Anon 2654927 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] anon1 !!lHOjxAhvn42 2654930 are u making this?
>> [_] Anon 2654934 Fuck spiders.
>> [_] anon1 !!lHOjxAhvn42 2654940 i swear ill skin you into a shoe
>> [_] Anon 2654953 Yep, saw that coming. So much autotune... My poor ears...
>> [_] Anon 2654955 Intro makes me want to kill someone, and the autotune made me tear my dick off in disgust Turned it off before I could actually play. Whoever made this needs a dose of .50 cal aspirins.
>> [_] anon1 !!lHOjxAhvn42 2654957 >># its a fine grade troll... there is no game
>> [_] Anon 2655087 fuck you but at least i know meteors are larger than asteroids
>> [_] Anon 2655139 Is this Halo 5?

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[_] Epic story Anon 2652633 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2652638 Best music ever
>> [_] Anon 2652643 Fake game. Bomb explodes in 15 minutes, and the intro takes 15 minutes. You die when you start. This is my nope. >inb4 troll
>> [_] Anon 2652701 >># >Dying on the first level Jesus, I knew /f/ was shit but this is a bit much.
>> [_] Anon 2652744 >># fucking newfags
>> [_] Anon 2652756 im on the fifth level i cant get off the fucking rock
>> [_] Anon 2652762 >># yeah that one is a tough one you gotta sorta slingshot yourself off the 2nd rock to the asteroid
>> [_] Anon 2652768 how do you get past the plasma shield on 3-1 do you have to upgrade the pulse canons with saphronite or can you use a combo to get through
>> [_] Anon 2652775 http://media.bradsucks.net/misc/Brad_Suc ks_and_Allen_-_Steamshovel_Harry.mp3 enjoy /f/
>> [_] Anon 2652803 Why does it have to be a spider king? Why not a skeleton or an eyeball or a japanese ghost girl? Fuck spiders.

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[_] Anon 2650980 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2650983 is there a way to skip the tutorial, it's annoying as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2650985 >># Sorry mate, they didn't do a good job of streamlining the game, so you'll just have to live with it. It's fun once you get past the mandatory bullshit, though.
>> [_] Anon 2650987 Christ, it's like they were going for the record of worst tutorial ever.
>> [_] Anon 2650991 Oh god, this is bringing me back. I used to be able to get past the red ones on world three, but no such luck today.
>> [_] Anon 2650992 I'm stuck on level 3-2. What am I supposed to do after saving the little girl from the megadrill? It says to blast the asteroid shield, but nothing happens.
>> [_] Anon 2650994 >># fuuuck, i can't get as far as i used to be able to. not an easy game if u've got fat fingers :P
>> [_] Anon 2650995 >># You have to use your boosters to break through it at the same time you hit it with the cannon. It might take a few tries to get the timing right.
>> [_] Anon 2651005 >># It worked. Thanks Anon.
>> [_] Anon 2651010 goddamn it you guys
>> [_] Anon 2651012 I like the dedication they put into the BGM for this game. It's fucking hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 2651034 >># The tutorial is not only necessary but its charming and informative. I reached level 5-3 but then died at the steel summoner. Does anyone know how to get past it. I was using full armor and laser mines (at max).
>> [_] Anon 2651037 I am a total fucking nub I died to the first thing. I guess I'll just try again. > places me at the start of the tutorial NO PLEASE GOD NO
>> [_] Anon 2651046 The first stage can be kind of rough when you're just starting out. I like to go with the angry munchkin + phase inverter combo.
>> [_] Anon 2651047 Ugh, the gravity physics do not agree with Flash. I'm playing on my toaster of a laptop and my frame rate drops to the single digits the second I hit 4-1. It makes the damn thing unplayable. Lrn2optimize E4
>> [_] Anon 2651051 Fucking space dragons. They must have a fucking sonar built into them because they have such a high detect radius.
>> [_] Anon 2651053 Is this game really giving me a tutorial about how space has no gravity... U fukin wot m8...
>> [_] Anon 2651055 >breezing through the game just fine >suddenly World 4-1 starts kicking my shit in What the fuck am I supposed to do /f/? The gravity here is complete bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2651057 >># You're used to jumping meteorite to meteorite(or asteroid to asteroid DONT GO FULL AUTISM) When you expect to boost. Wait. Just a fraction of a second longer.
>> [_] Anon 2651059 I forgot to stop by the armory and get a plasma blaster. How screwed am I?
>> [_] Anon 2651062 Can't stop listening to this song http://media.bradsucks.net/misc/Brad_Suc ks_and_Allen_-_Steamshovel_Harry.mp3
>> [_] Anon 2651073 >># the intro is the joke
>> [_] Anon 2651074 >># Not this time motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 2651079 Wow fuck you guys.
>> [_] Anon 2651081 Oh my fucking god what the hell is this level 6 bullshit "boss". It's not even a boss it's a fucking roadblock. What do I even do? Why the fuck is it immune to lasers this is pissing me off. >inb4 git gud
>> [_] Anon 2651082 Bosses are fucking stupid in these physics based landing games. What a waste.
>> [_] Anon 2651114 steamshovel harry: /f/'s fingerbox
>> [_] Anon 2651131 >># HA! Perfect post right here
>> [_] Anon 2651133 lel guize we r playing a game that's totally playable
>> [_] Anon 2651135 cheat code= unlimited lives SVw5q5GrNZwBgDNJ31bNV16z
>> [_] Anon 2651162 >># Oh wow, thanks anon. I was getting tired of having to go through the tutorial everytime I died.
>> [_] Anon 2651178 >># That is the best bit about this flash, the hilarious music. Especially >>#
>> [_] Anon 2651194 Tutorial/intro is long and boring as fuck. Dropped.
>> [_] Anon 2651198 >># oh-shit, this is handy to skip the intro. ty anon

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[_] Anon 2634847
>> [_] Anon 2634850 http://puu.sh/dAIr5/7e903f3ca7.swf
>> [_] Anon 2634851 How do I get past level 3?
>> [_] Anon 2634854 so much nostalgia thanks OP
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2634864 >pass lvl. 3: Take the first start to the right, and straight on till fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 2634865 >># helpful advice thanks
>> [_] Anon 2634871 >># ↑↑↓↓←→←→baSelectStart
>> [_] Anon 2634877 The Spider King's backstory always makes me cry. ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2634940 how do you skip the tutorials?
>> [_] Anon 2634946 Greatest game ever made, I'm honestly considering investing in more of its development.
>> [_] Anon 2634951 Do the tutorial ever ends, it's just a troll?
>> [_] Anon 2634953 >># What the heck, 15 minutes of bullshit, I press ctrl and everything explodes. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 2634959 >># >pressing ctrl Get good

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[_] Anon 2610750
>> [_] Anon 2610765 >># I couldn't get through the half hour long tutorial with the shitty singing
>> [_] Anon 2610766 >># Protip: there's no gameplay.
>> [_] Anon 2610767 >># I've always loved this game, it's amazing what they pulled off. The gravity well level with the music manipulating is very clever imo.
>> [_] Anon 2610769 >># OP pls, we can see unique posters now.
>> [_] Anon 2610771 >># Casual. Get gudder at games.
>> [_] Anon 2610775 >># I'm not the OP. >># If you died at level 2 it's your own fault for not paying attention in the tutorial, time you jump and use the object you pick up at the start to kill your ascent so you can land on the first asteroid.
>> [_] Anon 2610791 >># Literally impossible. There were three replies and three unique posters. One of them had to be OP. One of them was me, and the other one was too early for them to repost. You are OP, you liar head.
>> [_] Anon 2610809 >># OP a faggot
>> [_] Anon 2610813 >># I can straight up tell you your posts. >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 2610851 >># These 2 posts are mine >># >># The others are not. OP may have posted this one >># Maybe unique posters do not count the OP?
>> [_] Anon 2610853 How do I into level 8 fireboss?
>> [_] Anon 2610860 The good old lets pretend there is a game game.
>> [_] Anon 2610868 i have a history with this flash phase 1: get trolled, have a laugh out of it phase 2: pretend that there is a game in the comments phase 3: get bored from doing phase 2 over and over phase 4: get angry over others in phase 2 for years and years phase 5: still read the comments but now actually feel better about myself what's next?
>> [_] Anon 2610873 >># you try actually beating the game
>> [_] Anon 2610877 They got the definition of momentum wrong, I don't want to play anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2610878 >># i'll only regress back to phase 1 if you supply me ample amounts of weed
>> [_] Anon 2610934 Does it really force you to die? I've only ever had the will to watch the whole thing once

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[_] real games incoming Anon 2573233
>> [_] Anon 2573238 >># CUT THE FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD THIS TUTORIAL IS KILLING ME
>> [_] Anon 2573240 >># the tutorial is essential for the whole game you faglord
>> [_] Anon 2573242 Oh god the music. Reminds me of that one remix of the Eddy song.
>> [_] Anon 2573243 >># The tutorial is stating obvious shit that you learn in an elementary school, FFS. Even if I couldn't figure something out right away, I'd figure it out through gameplay, like in every other fucking game you methodic cunt.
>> [_] Anon 2573246 >># Fuck, now that I actually got in to the game, I realize this is probably what it was based on.
>> [_] Anon 2573247 >># This intro is taking forever
>> [_] Anon 2573248 >># I died
>> [_] Anon 2573253 holy fuck how long is this fucking UNSKIPPABLE INTRO
>> [_] Anon 2573256 Is this FFXIII?
>> [_] Anon 2573257 >># you would be surprised how many people don't know elementary stuff
>> [_] Anon 2573258 >># Christians and muslims aren't people.
>> [_] Anon 2573260 It still makes me laugh that people don't realize this was done on purpose.
>> [_] Anon 2573261 im laughing my ass off right now
>> [_] Anon 2573263 >># >># And you're getting effectively baited, bumping OP's retarded flash.
>> [_] Anon 2573264 >># Dat logic. I'm bumping it so more people play it and get mad.
>> [_] Anon 2573265 is there actually a game or is it entirely a joke?
>> [_] Anon 2573266 >># xD
>> [_] Anon 2573268 >># i dont know yet, but im going to see the end.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2573269 >># >># Well, I for one find this funny
>> [_] Anon 2573270 >># it's worth it, trust me
>> [_] Anon 2573273 >># wtf. I got game over. I couldn't do anything. fuck this shit game. now I got to watch the tutorial all over again.
>> [_] Anon 2573277 Great game.
>> [_] Anon 2573352 >we don't have much time sings hymn of future space 'murica for 30 minutes
>> [_] Anon 2573375 0/10 Tutorial is death
>> [_] sage 2573377 you just...theres no beating it......every single time p.a.m. gets you. why god, why based anon. sage
>> [_] Anon 2573393 10/10 best game ever! simply amazing, and that ending, just terrific!
>> [_] Anon 2573401 >># did kojima make this game?
>> [_] Anon 2573409 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 2573413 >># this is unplayable
>> [_] Anon 2573419 GLORY TO THE SPIDER KING >># git gud

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[_] G Anon 2519014 Steamer Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2519018 Classic game from when people put effort into making good flash games.
>> [_] Anon 2519034 So is the joke supposed to be that the unskippable tutorial takes 10 minutes and the game sucks?
>> [_] Anon 2519040 So, is there a way to accept the Spider King's offer and still get a good ending?
>> [_] Anon 2519042 Probably one of the best flash games made in the last 5 years
>> [_] Anon 2519054 >># >bad gameplay bet you didn't even discover any advanced techniques
>> [_] Anon 2519057 >># Sure. During the penultimate mission, you can find one of the Spider King's broken fangs in the caverns beneath his lair. You can use it to dissolve the webbing that binds his sacrifice. Carry her to the healer and hand over the fang so that he can create an antidote. Feed the girl that antidote, and you're done. Access to the good endings and loot from both branches of that quest line.
>> [_] Anon 2519081 >># I bet this intro is to troll the shit outta people. Seriously long as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2519083 Must be fun talking to yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2519086 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSEhzmgj cjs
>> [_] Anon 2519089 I just listened to ten minutes of tumblr singing. for nothing
>> [_] Anon 2519116 >># sounds like call of duty
>> [_] Anon 2519120 >># >># >># >># >># In this thread every time it's posted: People talking to themselves, making the flash less believable that this is a game.
>> [_] Anon 2519182 alright they got me the first time, but the second time i was ready and i clicked yes on the spider's help box before game over. the tutorial didn't tell me anything about quicktime events
>> [_] Anon 2519188 Physics gonna kill your parents

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[_] Anon 2512736
>> [_] Sergal 2512747 Long ass non skippable tutorial? Do you think this is a motherfucking game
>> [_] Anon 2512751 Just made it to the 4th level. Nice game OP. Protip: upgrade primary weapon and shields first. You will BREEZE through this game.
>> [_] Sergal 2512753 FUCK this game! just. just FUCK it!
>> [_] Anon 2512755 >># >Not upgrading speed Nigger, I suck with the guns in this game. I can't hit the dragon boss to save my life. I need to run or I get fucking rekt.
>> [_] Anon 2512767 >># I... I lost in the poison grass...
>> [_] Anon 2512771 >># >not just buying the active dash module You're going to have a fucking awful time in the caverns if you dump more than seven points in speed. You'll overshoot everything.
>> [_] Anon 2512772 >># If you just keep heading west you will eventually find the shore, follow that
>> [_] Anon 2512813 I literally couldn't handle the tutorial so I didn't play. hope it was good for those who can wait!
>> [_] Anon 2512842 >># there is no actual game is there :^(
>> [_] Anon 2512858 >># if you're going to join in with the other bullshitter's you could at least make it plausable "west"? in space? come on anon step it up
>> [_] Anon 2512860 >># >STILL can't skip the tutorial. fuck you OP
>> [_] Anon 2512864 Most epic flash of all time I tip my hat to you OP
>> [_] Anon 2512881 >># the tutorial isn't long enough. I still died right after I started.
>> [_] Anon 2512886 >># It's a planet you dum dum...

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[_] Post your high scores Anon 2487939 I got 1063 try to beat that
>> [_] Anon 2487943 Not worth the ridiculously long intro
>> [_] Anon 2487947 still waiting for version 3.3 anyone know when it will be released
>> [_] Anon 2487948 GuaranteedReplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2487956 Just shy of 300. I forgot the fucking physics lesson. So damn simple.
>> [_] Anon 2488001 Never play this because of the long fucking tutorial
>> [_] Anon 2488005 >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 2488007 God, these space dragons are fucking impossible. How do I kill them?
>> [_] Anon 2488008 >># I fucked up and I apologize for my retardation. >># >># That's the joke.
>> [_] Anon 2488024 >># >joke
>> [_] Anon 2488026 >># Didn't you befriend the manticore? It's a cakewalk with his support.
>> [_] Anon 2488029 Alright fuck How do I avoid the scorpions stinger? I keep using up all my missiles on the miniboss and never have enough to break its carapace
>> [_] Anon 2488031 It's not like everybody and their dog hasn't gone through this. Why pretend to troll? It just ends up looking like a bunch of guys in the "I know better" club yanking on each other's dicks and being super elitist about it.
>> [_] Anon 2488033 >># It's just one retard doing it, it was never anything special.
>> [_] Anon 2488034 You get through the tutorial and then die forcefully, the end

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[_] Confusing at first but really fun Anon 2486364 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2486382 terrible
>> [_] Anon 2486389 Do they honestly expect people to sit through an unskippable tutorial for a fucking flash game?
>> [_] Anon 2486391 >># It's almost like an experiment on how people submit to their naturally short attention span, even when the reward for it is outstanding. Sad to say: you're one of those people, and you're missing out
>> [_] Anon 2486396 >># Wha do you have to do that's so important? How short is your attention span? It a really goddamned complicated game and you'll need to know this shit. Deal with it. Anyway, you only have to sit through the tutorial once—unless you clear your cookies, it'll give you an option to skip next time.
>> [_] Anon 2486402 >># I died on the tutorial level.
>> [_] Anon 2486414 This fucking intro just fucking fuck fuck
>> [_] Anon 2486421 >># How
>> [_] Anon 2486423 >># Can't beat 2nd phase meteor thrower on 6th level, any tips ? Using same strat at for the first one isn't playing out. ITT: people not knowing how to skip intro lol
>> [_] sage merchant threads, do not reply to merchant threads 2486425 >># So did I what the fuck now I have to go through the tutor- ah fuck it I'm going to bed. >># My fucking browser wasn't focused on it so I couldn't move and then I clicked it and a giant fucking meteor(ite) hit the planet and I died instantly, within like 5 seconds of actual gameplay.
>> [_] Anon 2486439 >># How did you get to level 6? I'm still stuck midway through level 5. Specifically that really annoying double jump thing you have to do.
>> [_] Anon 2486440 Oi guys how do I cross the bridge at the end of level 4. I always close the fucking flash when I get here because I keep dying. I need help fags.
>> [_] Anon 2486452 >># What thruster do you have equipped? If you're using the Titov or any other with a strong horizontal bias, you have to take the first jump while the asteroid is off-screen, then jump immediately after making contact.
>> [_] Anon 2486471 >sit through the entire retarded intro >start first level >tap ctrl >instantly die, sent back to main menu to repeat intro Absolutely epic game
>> [_] Anon 2486478 >># Got it, thanks. >># Did you kill all the enemies in the level? One of the ones heading towards the exit will take out the bridge making it almost impossible to complete without grinding forever.
>> [_] Anon 2486479 >># >># Who let the retards in?
>> [_] Anon 2486483 Why do I have to sit through a retardedly long intro? Seriously, I get it. Throwing shit moves you. Got it. Next....... Next................ yeah.... i get it now........ okay we can go to the next slide now............. fuck that
>> [_] Anon 2486485 >># It's supposed to be funny because of 'muh funny song' but it's pretty fucking asinine. I get the joke, it's just too drawn out. >You gotta save the world >But here you gotta learn how to do things >Also astronomy with a funny song >And a funny sidenote >And now LET'S HURRY NO TIME >Oh lol more physics hahaha >Hey if I reference that I'm lecturing you that's like total self awareness that's pretty funny right haha
>> [_] Anon 2486487 >># The games worth it fagtron . They even sing you a cool anthem. Make sure you pay attention to what they say about the meteor or you'll end up like >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 2486488 Jesus Christ, why couldn't they let you advance the text boxes at your own pace instead of making you sit there for an extra 30 seconds per screen?
>> [_] Anon 2486492 >Sit through longass tutorial >Fucking finally get to the shop area that lets you advance the text boxes >Hit "Go" >"Before you head out..." FUCK THIS SHIT
>> [_] Anon 2486495 >># >Planetary National Anthem I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME.
>> [_] Anon 2486498 >># Patience as a virtue has died. I almost pity this generation.
>> [_] Anon 2486500 >># Fucking pay attention. I won't spoil the plot, but that bit about the Spider King's jaws will be important later.
>> [_] Anon 2486504 >># >># Oh haha, fucking hilarious. It's not actually a game, the point was to waste 15 minutes of my life.
>> [_] Anon 2486505 Guys there is no game, if you couldn't already figure it out from the first seven replies itt
>> [_] Anon 2486506 >>#
>> I did pay attention. A bird on the level said it'd help me, so I waited. Then I died.
>> [_] Anon 2486519 >># You were fucking warned about physics dude Did you really pay attention
>> [_] Anon 2486522 Its pretty sad that people have gotten so bad at games that they cant even get past the first level anyways, thanks OP for posting, A real classic. Dont listen to what these fags say, they are just mad/bad
>> [_] Anon 2486524 >level 13 >No end in sight Jesus fuck how long is this game god damn I've been playing for like an hour and a half.
>> [_] Anon 2486525 goddamnit, the spore vixens on the plant colony always get me what am I doing wrong?
>> [_] Anon 2486526 >># >"...so I waited." Why How many times did the tutorial stress that you must hurry
>> [_] Anon 2486537 too obvious but at least it had nice music
>> [_] Anon 2486539 >># I thought it was pausing again to explain something else.
>> [_] Anon 2486543 get Man hand, Angry munchkin, Polarziod from Queeblar's shop and drop for hard modo are you man enough?
>> [_] Anon 2486545 >># If you're here, it's not like you were going to do anything useful with that 15 minutes anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2486546 >tfw the ice dwarf level fug.
>> [_] Anon 2486570 >># >Getting stuck on the ice dwarf level How could you forget the teleporter at the moon base? Backtrack and disable the turrets.
>> [_] Anon 2486583 >># backtracking through that ridiculous minefield? no thanks
>> [_] Anon 2486587 >># Stop staring at their tits and use the flamethrower.
>> [_] Anon 2486591 Man this place is full of newfags
>> [_] Anon 2486594 >># >not staring at their tits What are you? Gay?
>> [_] Anon 2486597 fuck this this game fucking sucks hope the developers robin wiilliams
>> [_] Anon 2486600 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># This is unreal levels of samefagging. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>> [_] Anon 2486605 >># >being so new that you.think this is samefagging You don't deserve those dubs. Thank god school is starting back up so you newfigs will be too busy to shit up 4chan with your childishness.
>> [_] Anon 2486617 >># >># how about whoever the fuck posted this game stops fucking replying to every comment just so it wont fucking leave flash. its literally to long of an intro and has to little skill required
>> [_] Anon 2486622 >># But anon. We're you. And you are we. We are all one, don't you understand?
>> [_] Anon 2486642 >># You're new, aren't you, anon?
>> [_] Anon 2486652 >># >tfw Steamshovel Harry is the borg
>> [_] Anon 2486654 Holy fuck, I just got to the P.A.M. Space-Dragon Rider. Literally how the fuck do I do this?
>> [_] Anon 2486676 >># >># Steamshovel harry I am so proud of you
>> [_] Anon 2486686 Holy fuck, why couldn't he make tutorial levels instead of that long, un-skippable cutscene? I don't give a fuck how good the rest of the game is, this is awful design philosophy.
>> [_] Anon 2486690 >># Oh my fucking god, first there's an unskippable infodump then they expect you to make a decision with no relevant information. Fuck this shit, I'm out.

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] I hope you have your saves ready Anon 2481658 You don't want to go through that tutorial again, do you? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2481674 >># the fuk is dis shit
>> [_] Anon 2481678 Fuck, I had my old save on my laptop.
>> [_] Anon 2481679 >># damn you straight to hell OP
>> [_] Anon 2481683 >># i can't find my savefile. damn it, it was at the last level too. going to have to find another online somewhere.
>> [_] Anon 2481692 I still can't beat spider queen in the secret level.
>> [_] Anon 2481694 Damn, I forgot how fun this thing was. Luckily my savefile was still as I left it. Does anyone have any tips regarding the comet boss?
>> [_] Anon 2481697 >># Chuck the rock from the first half of the level upwards to deflect the incoming first attack, then use your main weapon (either one works, I found) to start beating it senseless. You'll get a nice surprise afterwards.
>> [_] Anon 2481699 >># Not sure, it's really tough. Seems like its jaws can dissolve anything.
>> [_] Anon 2481701 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >trying THIS hard to make it seem legit
>> [_] Anon 2481753 >># go fuck yourself 20mins of my life wasted holy shit and i thought there would be gameplay EPIC
>> [_] sage 2481755 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2481815 >># What else do you think would result from this flash? It's practically a requirement on /f/ to know what Steamshovel Harry is.
>> [_] Anon 2481818 OF ALL THE PLANETS ALL AROUND IN THE SKY AND ON THE GROUND
>> [_] Anon 2481830 How the fuck do I make the jump in level 3?
>> [_] Anon 2481874 >># If you're talking about the one I think you're talking about, you're not supposed to actually jump it. Go back and look around, there's a teleporter. I think it might actually be possible to make it via the boost glitch, but I wouldn't risk a 1 frame trick there if I were you.
>> [_] Anon 2481878 >># You need to find the gravity inverter in sector 5 and use an upside down low long jump using an asteroid.
>> [_] Anon 2481881 WHY THE FUCK IS THE INTRO SO LONG GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2481884 >># WHAT THE SHIT! I FINISH THE INTRO AFTER FUCKING 20 MINUTES, THEN I TRY TO PLAY, AND DIE IMMEDIATELY! WHAT THE SHIT!
>> [_] Anon 2481885 >># dis nigga be impatient
>> [_] Anon 2481895 >># Physics 103 was nothing but upfront about what was going to happen should you step forth unprepared.
>> [_] Anon 2481898 >># The Spider King is displeased.
>> [_] Anon 2481899 Man I forgot how much content this had.
>> [_] Anon 2481910 >># >># these pleebs befucking witcha fall off straight off the edge and move backwards. you really dont want to pass this hidden section

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] GOTYAY Anon 2459853 Level 7's a bitch. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2459870 >># I love steamshovel harry. It's probably the best flash game out there. The tutorial kinda sucks but otherwise you wouldn't know how to play the game so its worth it.
>> [_] Anon 2459880 The joke wasn't funny years ago and it still isn't
>> [_] Anon 2459885 thanks OP for posting this the tutorial is painful to go through but once in the game... it's just fucking worth the weight
>> [_] Anon 2459887 is this a joke? Like is the tutorial just neverending? I lost patience with it and closed it during "physics 102"
>> [_] Anon 2459894 is this entire gamea a goddamn tutorial holy shit
>> [_] Anon 2459896 fuck me, now I have to sit through a fucking anthem
>> [_] Anon 2459900 >># You better stand your ass up and sing with it.
>> [_] Anon 2459901 are you fucking kidding me I've been sitting here for like 15 minutes trying to get to level one through all the cancerous shit holy fuck damn
>> [_] Anon 2459902 A am a slave of the system/new fag. Shame on me.
>> [_] Anon 2459911 it still amazes me how many newfags come every fucking day
>> [_] Anon 2459912 >># Though to be fair, the game maker should have shortened the tutorial to such a fun game. I don't like the whole "worth the wait" game they are playing.
>> [_] Anon 2459945 goddamnit, lol
>> [_] Anon 2459950 >># Yeah, but this is one of the few games where it's totally worth it. Steamshovel Harry is probably the greatest flash game ever made.
>> [_] Anon 2459952 How in the fuck do you beat the mechs on the 2nd base? That jump is fucking impossible, either harry gets missile fucked or the beams cut you.
>> [_] Anon 2459956 >># You obviously didn't pay attention in Physics 103, my friend. You limit your jump with the rock near the beginning, you gotta carry that shit all the way with you and dodge the rest of the fucks out there. Then that'll put you close enough to fuck up the missile launcher and then jump over the beams.
>> [_] Anon 2459957 Dang Harry, is there anything you can't teach us? Also, this soundtrack is stellar.
>> [_] Anon 2459960 >PHYSICS ARE GONNA KILL YOU HARRY >IT'S GONNA KILL YOU AND MAKE YOU DEAD
>> [_] Anon 2459961 >># >># >># >># >># >All this effort to sound legit It's like you don't even know google exists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czuii-lq _Mc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSEhzmgj cjs That was from a half assed effort while playing a game on my wii u, I'm sure there's much more proof steamshovel harry is just trolling. >># >The joke wasn't funny years ago and it still isn't Fucking this, enough already, it's as bad as knishes, thursgay, and takeo ischi,
>> [_] Anon 2459964 >># How does it feel to have autism?
>> [_] Anon 2459984 >># >You better stand your ass up and sing with it. Top lel
>> [_] Anon 2459990 >># >># B...bbb...b.utt muh epin meme!!! mu meme! your just mad because muh meme!
>> [_] Anon 2460054 >># thanks m8
>> [_] Anon 2460065 >># ADHD kiddo detected take your meds
>> [_] Anon 2460077 IFuckingLovePhysics/10

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Anon 2457167 I made it to level 4 with a score of 12,983 Beat it shitlords.
>> [_] Anon 2457169 oh man, this game is a classic! I had some good times with my roommate playing this game into the wee hours. Plus, that national anthem just before the first mission is wonderful!
>> [_] Anon 2457173 There's no actual game, is there?
>> [_] Anon 2457176 >># All hail the spider king! >># you have to listen to the anthem before the game begins.
>> [_] Anon 2457178 >># His jaws can dissolve anything
>> [_] Anon 2457184 >># Yeah I finally got to it. Only got to level 2 though, shit's challenging.
>> [_] Anon 2457186 >># what score?
>> [_] Anon 2457188 >># 3,125
>> [_] Anon 2457206 I died on the way to the spacecraft. I am not sitting through all that shit again, lol
>> [_] Anon 2457209 Does the phaze inverter stack with the quantum deflector upgrade? If so, that would give 45% chance to deflect energy based lasers and pretty much render the Mk.II voidcutter obsolete, no?
>> [_] Anon 2457216 >># 9,125 gravity OP
>> [_] Anon 2457222 Aside from the obviously trolly intro, this game is pretty good
>> [_] Anon 2457236 Is it going to start. If not, good troll 9/10. Waiting for 15minutes
>> [_] Anon 2457241 >># It does, and you are able to control him. But a second after I moved another message popped up and a missile fell on me and killed me. So you do get to a point where you briefly control it at least, I didn't bother going through it all again to see if it forces you to die though. Although now I genuinely don't know if everyone else is joking
>> [_] Anon 2457246 >># this flash is like 5 years old...
>> [_] Anon 2457262 >># And it's still one of the best games on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2457265 >># A strange game; the only winning move is not to play.
>> [_] Anon 2457276 >># >dying on the tutorial
>> [_] Anon 2457278 10,837 eat shit noobs I'm the physics master
>> [_] Anon 2457280 wft is this, do i have to watch all of it?
>> [_] Anon 2457282 >># It's just a tutorial you scrub casual Why don't you go back to your babby xbox and play Call of Skinnerbox Modern Buttonmashing?
>> [_] Anon 2457285 >># Or maybe you could try not sucking.
>> [_] Anon 2457286 Of all the planets all around In the sky and on the ground Only one you can plain-ly see Is just good enough for me From fair Islington To yonder Perth We kindly suggest You consider Earth O' medium-sized Earth Of moderate speed and average girth From Mars to Mercury It's still the most livable, you see! With atmosphere, Not poison gas, With grazing deer, And mountain pass. It's got oceans for swimming! Not acid for dying! There's a moon And some grass Lots of water too And more grass Giant lizards roam the plains Giant spiders live in caves.
>> [_] Anon 2457287 >># I tried once, but my mouth must be magnetically attracted to dick.
>> [_] Anon 2457288 >># We'll find a cure for that Plague We have to admit that was our mistake Over Boiling Seas And blood-red sky Our space police will acidify Every annoyance and enemy And be back in time for tea O' of Earth we sing! And to Earth's Great Spider King With atmosphere, Not poison gas, With grazing deer, And poison grass We'll stand up and we'll sing To let Earthly freedom ring And let the Spider King still sting His jaws can dissolve Anything His jaws can dissolve Anything!
>> [_] Anon 2457310 >># Holy hell you actually did this what a fucking pleb >># Still haven't beaten OP, OP must be asian

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] /f/ is shit today Anon 2454445 Any tips on the 5th level? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2454446 Oh FUCK YES I haven't played this one in awhile.
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 2454449 >game nice misuse of tags there partner
>> [_] Anon 2454452 Oh fuck not this
>> [_] Anon 2454453 >># Dude, don't even bother with the fifth level, there's a skip hidden between the meteor and the wall at the top of the screen right before the crystal storm comes in. I'm just trying to figure out how to get the Golden Shovel powerup from the case on Level 7's bonus stage.
>> [_] = 2454471 >># >today confirmed first day on /f/ Welcome.
>> [_] Anon 2454472 just wasted 10 minutes of my life, thanks guys.
>> [_] Anon 2454474 >># It isn't that bad of a game. Just because you can't git gud doesn't mean we wasted your life.
>> [_] Anon 2454476 >># git gud. I bet you died on the tutorial level scrub
>> [_] Anon 2454487 Anthem... too... long!
>> [_] Anon 2454489 >># If I ever have my own nation, the anthem will be 27 minutes long with a 15 minute guitar solo.
>> [_] Anon 2454497 Oh my FUCKING GOD Don't show me how to play by EXPLAINING SHIT to me, show me how to play by LETTING ME FUCKING PLAY. If the 'instructions' are longer than a fucking minute, you've done it wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2454502 I love this game. Especially when I move 20 feet from the start and get IMPALED BY A FUCKING METEOR. What the FUCK?! Is this what you call a game. I call it shit, but that isn't even what i'm concerned about right now. What i'm worried about is far beyond the FUCKING TEN MINUTE HOLOCAUST that started this thread. No, what i'm pissed off about is the FUCKING NIGGER WHO POSTED THIS AND GETS TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY POSTING SHIT TIER MATERIAL. It burns me to think someone else will experience these same horrors.
>> [_] Anon 2454504 >># Pro Tip: They are the entire game.
>> [_] Anon 2454506 Ahhh, this game. Good times. >># Sounds like you got unlucky and jumped too early. Try waiting for it to pass in front of you first. The controls take a bit of getting used to, but once you've got the hang of it it's a pretty decent game.
>> [_] Anon 2454512 >># Shut the fuck up faggot, you joke isn't even remotely funny.
>> [_] Anon 2454526 Never bothered to finish it til now, but saw that coming a mile away.
>> [_] Anon 2454530 >># >># >getting this assblasted about steamshovel harry
>> [_] Anon 2454531 OMG FUK U this is bad so fuking really man bullshit thts funny guys
>> [_] Anon 2454532 >># I'd rather HAMMER A FUCKING NAIL THROUGH MY FIST than go through anything like this again.
>> [_] Anon 2454533 >># HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING
>> [_] Anon 2454534 >># I don't think you under stand. THIS WAS THE HOLOCAUST.
>> [_] Anon 2454535 I actually tried this time because I used to fuck up on the tutorial level but after actually trying I got pretty far.Pretty fun
>> [_] Anon 2454538 >># SHUT THE FUCK UP! This isn't a game, fuck face.
>> [_] Anon 2454549 His Jaws can dissolve ANYTHIIIIIIIING
>> [_] Anon 2454553 >># why 27?
>> [_] Anon 2454557 >># You're right. Science is a serious matter. That said, this educational game is hard as fuck. One day I'll make it past level two.
>> [_] Anon 2454559 >># Sure is summer in here. Kiddies don't even know about Steamshovel harry. Probably the 3rd best game I've played on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2454560 >># Holy shit Oppenheimer, not everyone is a physics major. This game needs some explaining for us laymen.
>> [_] Anon 2454574 >># this fucking game, I caught on when it hit the 3 minute mark through the anthem. 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2454576 >># Oh man you were so close, that was the last part of it, then it was smooth playing from there!
>> [_] Anon 2454581 >># You got stuck at the first part. Didn't you?
>> [_] Anon 2454584 steam release when?
>> [_] Anon 2454600 I've been playing this for 30 minutes and was wondering how much longer until the end? I'm on the 4th level. I know I suck at this game.
>> [_] Anon 2454605 >># That's how many seconds I last in bed.
>> [_] Anon 2454613 >gravity is a function of math fucking plebs
>> [_] Boris !OHm6dyH.wI 2454619 >/f/ is shit today >posts a game with the longest most boring tutorial You're shit.
>> [_] Anon 2454626 When can I actually play the fuck this tutorial is so long I grew a beard
>> [_] Anon 2454629 This game really shows how bad kids are today. WAAH WAAH I HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO LEARN HOW TO PLAAAAY Suck it up, back in the day you had to read the manual to play games, and even then games were fucking hard. This game is the same way, like Dark Souls difficulty from phase one but infinite pleasure after you beat it.
>> [_] heaven 2454630 >brief Yeah really brief; get rekt niggerfaggot
>> [_] Anon 2454631 >># Someone b buttmad
>> [_] Boris !OHm6dyH.wI 2454632 >># >I you find badly executed tutorials with bad music bad, you're a kid Yeah, okay.
>> [_] Anon 2454636 >># It's like offering meat to a vegetarian, I swear. Thank you for your contribution Boris, now go sit down while the adults play some fukken STEAMSHOVELHARRY awwww yissss
>> [_] Anon 2454656 Yo, anyone have any idea how to beat the Spider King? Seriously, I don't know if it was just my choice in weapons at the start, but I cannot seem to do shit-all in terms of damage. Are there even any indicators as to damage he has sustained?
>> [_] Anon 2454658 >># Have you been able to find the flame weapon attachment on the second level?

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Fun little game Anon 2418876 Ever played this game before? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2418879 How long is this intro?
>> [_] Anon 2418885 too long.
>> [_] Anon 2418886 >># It gets really good once you get to the game
>> [_] Anon 2418887 >># >># It'slong enough, trust me the gameplay is worth it, there is a reason why it's so long.
>> [_] Anon 2418889 >># I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 2418890 WTF AFTER ALL THAT I GET BLOWN UP RIGHT AWAY AND I HAVE TO WATCH THE INTRO AGAIN?
>> [_] Anon 2418891 >># You didn't hit the save button? Your fault.
>> [_] Anon 2418892 Intro too fucking long
>> [_] Anon 2418893 >># you fucked up THAT early? wooooww you're pretty fuckin bad lol it even told you to hit F in the beginning to fire the heatseeker re-directer.
>> [_] Anon 2418896 Literally could have made a controls screen and made tutorial levels to explain this shit instead of a 15 fucking minute intro. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2418898 >># It starts pretty fast once the gameplay starts. I died the first time too because I wasn't paying attention.
>> [_] Anon 2418900 but seriously, how many people are actually annoyed at the intro, and how many people just rock out to "It's time to learn about astronomy"?
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2418901 /f/ is really dead
>> [_] Anon 2418902 >># Hush.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2418904 >># no u
>> [_] Anon 2418905 >># No, it's just summer
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2418906 >># Yeah, it's summer and /f/ is dead, one thing doesn't rule out the other
>> [_] Anon 2418918 >># But things are like new again, and in this case that isn't bad
>> [_] Anon 2418925 >># makes it all the much better; besides, this hasn't been posted in a long time
>> [_] Anon 2418927 >># It is fucking horrible. I can't even skip through this goddamn anthem.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2418928 >># >># True. Now about the game, can't beat the fourth level
>> [_] Anon 2418933 holy shit this intro is fucking godawful atrocious fucking shit
>> [_] Anon 2418940 >># you need to know the spider queen's anthem to get past level 6 though
>> [_] Anon 2418942 >># Did you pick the Man Handy as your primary weapon? It's able to one-shot the meteoroids that are everywhere. I've honestly never tried with the Handy Manny since every guide I've read for this game says it's only for folks who love lunatic-difficulty games. Of course, they don't tell you THAT during the introduction.
>> [_] Anon 2418964 OKAY YOU FUCKING INTRO I GET IT LET ME PALY FOR SUCKS FAKE
>> [_] Anon 2418967 >steamshovel harry >long intro Fuck this. Not doing it. Fuck off. Sage
>> [_] Anon 2418968 It took me 1 hour but I got up to the final boss, what's his weakness?
>> [_] Anon 2418971 >># It took your 1 hour to get through the intro fuck this game
>> [_] Anon 2418977 SHitty music shitty 1 hour long intro every time you die you have to re-intro fuck that
>> [_] Anon 2418978 >># Maybe if you've payed attention to the intro you would see where they mentioned the button to skip the intro.
>> [_] Anon 2418983 8 minutes and this anthem is still playing. How do I fucking enter the game
>> [_] Anon 2418985 >># Pay attention to the anthem, it gives you a clue for a level.
>> [_] Anon 2418987 OMFG SERIOULY WHAT THE FUCK I DID THE 1 HOUR INTRO >TRAINING LEVEL I THEN PRESS RIGHT ON KEYBOARD AND THEN IT SAID GAME OVER OP DESERVES PERMA BAN
>> [_] Anon 2418996 Wow that game was fun. It's cool that you unlock a level editor after finishing. Someone paste this code in their editor, it's a challenging level I made. 1038996839468437685346589679794578905674 78946597846783456783546783456789456789469 78567408945768906347893547869523897634578 90463578964578906457890567490874689063457 893647896278923963897453678908-6789908637 92790635783668903406634585349856346345599 23486934867894455646364635646453346867486 7945978456789456789.
>> [_] Anon 2419000 >not knowing this game is a troll like sad panda threads on /a/
>> [_] Anon 2419002 >># If by challenging you mean tediously repetitive. Fuck player made maps. They are always fake lava and false floors.
>> [_] Anon 2419003 So how do you get pass the boss on the 7th level? I can't figure this out.
>> [_] Anon 2419006 >># Well lets if your map is better hot shot.
>> [_] Anon 2419007 Loving the music. "Graaavity.. It's gonna killlll you...." Lol.
>> [_] Anon 2419012 >># >sad panda threads being fake No one will ever teach you the ways of the sad panda threads
>> [_] Anon 2419014 >># other than googling how to get past sad panda.
>> [_] Anon 2419030 Fuck, I'm never going to play this game. I can't make it through this intro, I've tried several times. Just let me play the fucking game and learn by pressing shit on my own, jesus christ.
>> [_] Anon 2419032 Took me three fucking trys to get it. Ffffffuck
>> [_] Anon 2419033 Holy shit all this new in here
>> [_] Anon 2419034 >># Ok so seriously, I used can't beat the damn 3rd level miniboss. I kno its not even supposed to be a challenge but I have derp-fingers ... any hints (other than skipintro code, duh)
>> [_] Anon 2419048 >># Pay attention to the asteroids above you, you can easily see their size on the minimap. Their gravity reaches further than normal ones, for some reason.
>> [_] Anon 2419051 left for ten minutes You people are still autisming over this?
>> [_] Anon 2419062 >># Worked like a charm brah !
>> [_] Anon 2419069 SO MUCH SUMMER IN THIS THREAD
>> [_] Anon 2419075 >># If they gave you the option to skip it, then i wouldn't mind. As it stands, it's pretty atrocious.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2419076 >># Have you considered... Nah
>> [_] Anon 2419077 If you stupid casuals can't handle one tutorial and are bad enough to die on the first level, maybe Call of Duty would be more your speed. Just know that retards like you are the reason why modern developers have to dumb everything down these days, ruining it for the rest of us.
>> [_] Anon 2419111 10/10 It's alright

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] /f/ needs more [G] Anon 2403498
>> [_] herpes derpes 2403521 well that was.............interesting
>> [_] Anon 2403537 Guys I'm stuck on level 4 after you defeat the robotic dragon. He always swoops in after I try jumping over the broken bridge and I've got no fucking clue how to stop him from clearing out all the asteroids.
>> [_] Anon 2403595 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I WENT THROUGHT THE WHOLE TUTORIAL AND THE BULLSHIT SPEECH AND THE HELPER SPIDER GETS ME STUCK AND I DIE AND HAVE TO START OVER
>> [_] Anon 2403607 >># what a nooblord
>> [_] Anon 2403613 >># >dying on the tutorial level git gud scrub
>> [_] Anon 2403615 >># ahaha, what a loser faggot. git gud you piece of shit
>> [_] Anon 2403630 >># I'll fucking kill you for this asshole.
>> [_] Anon 2403634 God damn, that tutorial on gravity did NOT prepare me for level 5. The fact that you only have enough fuel for ONE fucking jump is bullshit. Figuring out an angle to have all the asteroids slingshot me to the end without crashing into them took me like 5 lives.

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] The Greatest Game Ever Made Anon 2373130 If you never played this, you've seriously missed out on one of the greatest experiences in life. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2373142 DO YOU EVER GO TO PLAY?? FUCK THIS SHIT!
>> [_] Anon 2373143 >># Don't play, its a 15 minute joke. no actual gameplay.
>> [_] Anon 2373144 8/10
>> [_] Anon 2373145 >># huehuehueheuehuehueheuheuheue
>> [_] Anon 2373152 Of all the planets all around In the sky and on the ground Only one you can plain-ly see Is just good enough for me From fair Islington To yonder Perth We kindly suggest You consider Earth O' medium-sized Earth Of moderate speed and average girth From Mars to Mercury It's still the most livable, you see!
>> [_] Anon 2373159 With atmosphere, Not poison gas, With grazing deer, And mountain pass. It's got oceans for swimming! Not acid for dying! There's a moon And some grass Lots of water too And more grass Giant lizards roam the plains Giant spiders live in caves. We'll find a cure for that Plague We have to admit that was our mistake Over Boiling Seas And blood-red sky Our space police will acidify Every annoyance and enemy And be back in time for tea O' of Earth we sing! And to Earth's Great Spider King With atmosphere, Not poison gas, With grazing deer, And poison grass We'll stand up and we'll sing To let Earthly freedom ring And let the Spider King still sting His jaws can dissolve Anything His jaws can dissolve Anything!
>> [_] Anon 2373160 Fuck you, I lost 15 minutes of my life.
>> [_] Anon 2373164 Gonna love her all night long making physics love singing the physics song >Steamshovel Harry http://vocaroo.com/i/s14YLSmibcSB >Earth's Planetary Anthem http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AZINUt9hbc
>> [_] Anon 2373225 Fuck this. I was trying to skip but it forced me to read text for longer than I have to. When that damn door opened though, and I thought I was finally going to get into the game, I was hindered by more explanations. FUCK.
>> [_] Anon 2373237 *sigh* What ever happened to the days when this was prefect troll bait. Not only for those who open it, but for those who reply here? Remember the bridge on level three? The girder when fighting the boss of level six? Or the hidden nuke on the last level? C'mon people, there's still a few people who have yet to view this flash. There's even more people coming in, let's have fun with them. We still have that chance, don't ruin it for everyone else. It's bad enough we have captcha here, just let us not turn into every other board. Why so serious?
>> [_] Anon 2373239 This has to be one of my top ten flashes.
>> [_] Anon 2373242 >># We're doing this to bug people like you. Pretty meta, huh? :^)
>> [_] Anon 2373270 >># I hate that cock sucking space-spider on level 2, that nigger can't be hit by a single rocket.
>> [_] Anon 2373293 >># I..I was only pretending to be retarded!

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[_] Anon 2354939 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2354942 the soundtrack is fucking amazing
>> [_] Anon 2354943 anyone know how to get past the level with the spider?
>> [_] Anon 2354944 Holy fuck the tutorial is long as fuck fuck...
>> [_] Anon 2354946 Is the whole game the intro? Is this some awful troll game?
>> [_] Anon 2354951 I tried to move the rock at the cave entrance in level 4, but steamshovel larry, harry's rival, moves it back right away. How do I do it? Also what a great shoot em up sequence, wasn't expecting that at all.
>> [_] Anon 2354952 Glad this got posted again. Going to save it so I can finally beat it this weekend.
>> [_] Anon 2354987 >># Yes, that is exactly the point. The game tells you from the beginning that the bomb will go off in 15 minutes. The tutorial then drags on for 15 minutes, killing you right at the moment the game actually "starts". You're welcome.
>> [_] Anon 2354988 The creator of this song Brad Sucks actually has some pretty good shit, go check him out.
>> [_] Anon 2354991 >># The guy who made the game itself is also responsible for FUCKING MANTICORES
>> [_] Anon 2355168 >># >># >># >># >># >># imagine if there was really a game, like, not at first, but if they release a game for real after this has been around just long enough, and everyone is taken by surprise you know, this could be good marketing

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[_] BETTER PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES BITCH Anon 2353432 IT'S COMIN' AT YA Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2353438 This game is so goddamn easyI beat it in like 3 minutes everytime
>> [_] Anon 2353442 >># But how do you get past level 3? That jump in the middle is impossible.
>> [_] Anon 2353448 >># Use the laser lasso man
>> [_] Anon 2353453 >># Oh, damn. Shoulda thought of that. I'll just have to make it through the tunnel without overheating it, I guess.
>> [_] Anon 2353455 >># >># Don't forget about gravity, throwing asteroids downwards.
>> [_] Anon 2353457 >># That's just fuckin' obvious. You think we're stupid or something?
>> [_] Anon 2353461 Where do I upgrade the flak cannon? Did I miss it in level 4?
>> [_] Anon 2353464 >># this anthem is fucking long. i want to get to the fighting already
>> [_] Anon 2353467 >># There is a secret shop right after the miniboss on lvl 5. Thats your second chance to get the flak cannon
>> [_] Anon 2353470 >># FUCK. I'm on 7 already. Welp, lets bring her around again.
>> [_] Anon 2353501 Someone should make this into an actual game.
>> [_] Anon 2353514 Can i change out the crystals on the light sword?
>> [_] Anon 2353543 I love this flash and I love the comments posted more. The creator of this flash has made actual games, they're all pretty good. My favourite is his get lost one, google for get-lost.swf play it heaps until you get board and then look on youtube for a walkthrough, it links up litterally everything in the game, it's amazing
>> [_] Anon 2353546 >># I feel ya bro. Remember to pay attention to it tho. gives out the deets on the boss
>> [_] Anon 2353548 >># yeah that part on the spider king was so useful, I wish it was more to the point, but I love the song so I wouldn't have it any other way.
>> [_] DrLight !LightPenis 2353550 Has anyone played the game I'm scared?... cause i was at the end of the tutorial, and my screen popped up with her face... you know... http://i.gjcdn.net/imgserver/game-thumbn ail/588/10058_1.jpgg it stayed on my computer until i forcefully shut it down... i played it back when Markipliar played it. so that long ago. Dont play the game, seriously
>> [_] Anun 2353552 >># are you fucking 8?
>> [_] Anon 2353564 WHAT IN THE GODDAMN FUCK IS THIS, I GO THROUGH A 20 MINUTE TUTORIAL, DIE, AND HAVE TO DO THE TUTORIAL AGAIN? REALLY?
>> [_] Anon 2353566 >># Wow. Could you possibly suck any more dicks? Easy AF game dipshit.
>> [_] Anon 2353576 >># > died at the end of the tutorial girls laughing.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2353583 Does the Phase Inverter stack bonus with the Quantum Anomaly Array? If not, which one should I go for?
>> [_] Anon 2353596 >># Yes, but using both at the same time can cause gravitational lensing, which is really bad if you intend to go for the Tranquility Artifact. Personally I pass on both and stick with the Hilbert Linear Transformer.
>> [_] Anon 2353601 >># i know man, how the fuck do you get past the tutorial?
>> [_] Anon 2353604 >># How can you be this retarded. The game is so fucking easy.
>> [_] Anon 2353608 >># No, you. Maybe if you were playing on easy mode. The complexity ramps up if you enable the advanced options. Fuck those flak troopers.
>> [_] Anon 2353610 >># There's a cue during the last bit of the tutorial that you have to press a key. Try the trial again and if you still miss it come back and ask. >># >quantum anomal array >ever useless after level 4
>> [_] Anon 2353622 >># I still missed, I've been through the stupid tutorial 5 times already
>> [_] Anon 2353626 >># You're probably not moving your mouse around enough. If the game thinks you're not paying attention it will give you certain insta kills. Moving the least will give you a missile strike, moving more will give you the spider king and moving enough will take you into the game. I know it's annoying but the game is worth it.
>> [_] Anon 2353627 >># I forgot to add, it will take you into the game only if you press the key. Otherwise it's the missile end.

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[_] Anon 2338304 Are you a bad enough dude to save the planet from spiders? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2338307 Physics are gonna get out a gun, and shoot you in the head~
>> [_] Anon 2338315 Holy shit this is awful
>> [_] Anon 2338320 Does the game ever actually start?
>> [_] Anon 2338326 This is a lot easier if you use a gamepad with joy2key, keyboard controls aren't very intuitive
>> [_] Anon 2338327 Old.
>> [_] Anon 2338333 How old is this anyway? I think at least over 10 years old. To think we had such an innovative game way back then.
>> [_] Anon 2338343 This has more movies than a fucking Metal Gear game
>> [_] Anon 2338356 >You have to save the earth from impending doom! >But first let's give you some basic physics and astronomy lessons!
>> [_] Anon 2338378 I'm stuck on level 5 after the dragon destroys the bridge. Do they fucking seriously expect me to jump this shit or is there another way around?
>> [_] Anon 2338382 >># Pro tier problems. I still can't make it past the missile...
>> [_] Anon 2338387 >># The one on level 3?
>> [_] Anon 2338397 This game promised me space combat half an hour ago. Just get to the action.
>> [_] Anon 2338399 Holy shit, this is the same guy that made the manticore game. http://www.atrianglemorning.com/portfoli o/
>> [_] Anon 2338402 >># Yeah, it's the same guy. That game is also very amusing.
>> [_] Anon 2338410 >># Damn, he also made Get Lost, I don't know how I haven't put it together until now.
>> [_] Anon 2338461 i hate trolls. really.
>> [_] Anon 2338522 >Sit through hours of random pointless exposition >Killed the instant I spawn and have to sit through it again Why?
>> [_] Anon 2338523 >># Try and make it through the tutorial faster, time is of the essence.
>> [_] Anon 2338532 >># >tfw i'm an astronomy and physics major and had to sit through the tutorial
>> [_] Anon 2338535 >># Astronomy and physics, or astrophysics?
>> [_] Anon 2338573 how much time do people have just to troll others...
>> [_] Anon 2338586 >># In the Obama economy? All the time left in our lives. And when all is said and done and the Brave New World begins, Where all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins, As surely as water shall wet us, as surely as fire shall burn, The Gods of the Copybook Headings shall with terror and slaughter return.
>> [_] Anon 2338591 >># "Brave New World" like shakespearan english or modern english? so did you mean beautiful new world or heroic new world?
>> [_] Anon 2338595 >># lrn2google nub
>> [_] Anon 2338598 >># exactly. i am your oppion. lrn2google nub.

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[_] GAME OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR Anon 2282656 finally reached level 8, I've heard there's an easter egg on 9
>> [_] Anon 2282666 FUCK THIS SHIT I EVER GOT TO PLAY THE GAME
>> [_] Anon 2282675 God damn it how do you kill the spider in level 3?
>> [_] Anon 2282677 >># i want my money back
>> [_] wat !ErY2TknG0w 2282682 >># I keep telling you people, DO NOT hit the level near the beginning. But don't tell me, you hit it anyway? If you don't, the spiders movement in limited to the bottom third of the screen while you'll still be able to move fully. There'll be a bridge above keeping it at the bottom. Hitting that lever raises the bridge. So DON'T HIT IT!
>> [_] Anon 2282706 >># But the whole point of the fucking lever is to stop the bridge from being destroyed by the spider. If you don't know what you're doing but leave the bridge down anyway he'll just destroy the bridge and you'll be forced to start the level over. Fuck off with your shit advice.
>> [_] Anon 2282717 >># >pleb doesn't know about the button and that's why you can't even beat spiders check urself b4 u shrek urself
>> [_] wat !ErY2TknG0w 2282720 >># Not if you kill him fast enough, which is far easier with the bridge down. I've only failed once out of about 8 times I've played that level. Maybe YOU'RE just not fast enough. lrn2play.
>> [_] Anon 2282766 >># >># Lol, troll v troll. I always love how everyone trolls about how hard the spider boss is that when people finally get to it they panic when its really like the easiest fight in the game.
>> [_] Anon 2282771 tl:dr
>> [_] Anon 2282785 I lost at spider king
>> [_] Anon 2282811 >># >># you guys havent even experience true hell, wait till you get to the t-rex on lvl ten.
>> [_] Anon 2282819 >># it's easy as shit, just arc the fucking rocks around the edge. Gravity does the rest.
>> [_] Anon 2282824 I have never played this game and never will because the opening is slow as fucking horse shit

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[_] IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THE GAME YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ON THIS SITE Anon 2273514 WELL?
>> [_] Anon 2273520 I don't play educational video games
>> [_] Anon 2273530 HOW FUCKING LONG IS THIS SHIT.
>> [_] Anon 2273538 Does "deserving" to be on this site mean that I have to sit through bad music and 3rd grade science, and can't skip it? Because I might leave if that's the case. This is fucking awful. Is there even a game? Or is it like Xenosaga, where there's some video game-like moments in a film?
>> [_] Anon 2273541 >># The tutorial is long because it's important.
>> [_] Anon 2273552 >># >Bad Music IT'S AWESOME YOU CUNT! LISTEN TO IT! http://media.bradsucks.net/misc/Brad_Suc ks_and_Allen_-_Steamshovel_Harry.mp3
>> [_] Anon 2273565 >># it's a troll
>> [_] Anon 2273566 >># >># newfags detected
>> [_] Anon 2273570 >># Trolling aside, do you know just how long does it go on?
>> [_] Anon 2273572 >># I fell for it and sat through it, it ends with a long song or national anthem thing, then when the actual game starts you get insta killed with the option to retry. If you retry it makes you sit through the whole tutorial again.
>> [_] Anon 2273573 >># As long as it needs to be for you to not fuck up in the game as it doesn't explain things more than once.
>> [_] Anon 2273590 >guaranteed replies >P.T. Barnum laughing in his grave
>> [_] Anon 2273692 >># Scrub detected! Simple as shit to dodge that. Got to the end of level 5 myself, the boss there is a bitch and a half.
>> [_] Anon 2273696 >># >bad music consider suicide
>> [_] Anon 2273701 How do I beat spider king's evil half brother? The laser lasso won't work on him.
>> [_] Anon 2273704 if you can sit through the tutorial. You are maximum level autistic.
>> [_] Anon 2273708 >># Did you get the lasso's upgrade from the shop?
>> [_] Anon 2273712 >># Shit. I knew I missed something. BACK TO SQUARE ONE
>> [_] Anon 2273715 Third level easily the best Dialogue gets me every time

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[_] Stuck on Level 4 Anon 2266009
>> [_] Anon 2266010 GAME OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR
>> [_] Anon 2266012 >># Level 4 can be tricky if you use up your laser power-up too soon. Just hang onto it as long as you can, and I promise you that you'll get by level 4 in no time at all.
>> [_] Anon 2266014 How do you get past the spider.
>> [_] Anon 2266015 >># Laser lasso man. You gotta hit it in the legs.
>> [_] Anon 2266019 >># tought this game is just an endless tutorial but its actually good after
>> [_] Jax0k 2266028 It would be great if they actually finished the game, I mean I had played it a long time now and it suddenly stoped. I would be pissed if I wouldn't have gotten the chance to save on level 15 (easy compeard ot level 10 which was a boss or someting). Half the things you learn in training I didn't even get to use, that's why I think it isn't finished jet. Also the training seemed to go on and on, they should fix that, but it helped a lot, otherwise a good game, 5/10 (it can get the rest when it is finished).
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2266035 Gee, can't get past level 2 Maybe I should watch the tutorial again..
>> [_] Anon 2266048 >Gravity will be different depending on the size of the asteroids Decent game mechanic but >Physics Nah.
>> [_] Anon 2266051 HOW COME I HAVE TO ALAYS DO THE TUTORIAL AGAIN!?
>> [_] Anon 2266053 >># >20 minute long tutorial >Progress is stopped while the fag is singing It's pretty annoying.
>> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 2266076 >># You what?
>> [_] Anon 2266086 >listened to bad music >read some tutorials >press Ctrl once >died >whole flash restarts I should've known better
>> [_] Anon 2266088 >># What? How did you managed to die in the tutorial? I made my way to level 5 without dying.
>> [_] Anon 2266094 When do I get to actually play the fucking game? it's been like a day and a half of singing, and i'm starting to get hungry
>> [_] Anon 2266095 >># >Dying on level 1 I didn't think there were people who still hadn't played this game
>> [_] Anon 2266105 Watch out for that gravity, watch out watch out
>> [_] Anon 2266134 I can't wait to make love to physics!!

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[_] GAME OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR Anon 2261024 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2261037 HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING
>> [_] Anon 2261039 TUTORIAL MASTER 2: RETURN OF THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL
>> [_] Anon 2261042 after 30 secs of hearing the music and of explanations i realized this is probably a troll game and stopped.and even if it's not a troll game it's still not worth sitting through all that shit to play a flash game. tl;dr: OP is a faggot, as always.
>> [_] Anon 2261044 Got to playing using play you die instantly waste o time.
>> [_] Anon 2261047 >># Even if you hate the game, the music is awesome.
>> [_] Anon 2261063 This is actually pretty fucking funny
>> [_] Anon 2261069 >># It really isn't. It's full of awful autotuning and I get that it's a joke but it is still annoying.
>> [_] Anon 2261071 >># >># I've been looking at this flash get posted here for four - five years now, it's trolled more people then any other I can think of.
>> [_] Anon 2261083 man I hate that the tutorial is so long. I got a game over on the first level and had to play the entire thing again to get to the gameplay. I did better the second time since I knew what i was doing... overall good game though, 8/10 not goty like OP said though
>> [_] Anon 2261100 >># This post is full of the most bitter of butthurt.
>> [_] Anon 2261102 How do I trick the eels into eating their own children? The laser-lasso doesn't work on them.
>> [_] Anon 2261221 You gotta use the steamshovel to push them into the gravy crater mate.
>> [_] Anon 2261269 Beware of the gravity!

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[_] Punch that missile! Anon 2223341
>> [_] Anon 2223344 I never understood this game, except that I think it is made to troll you.
>> [_] Anon 2223362 FUCK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH I WASTED SO MUCH TIME FUCKING FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2223404 >># Whenever it's posted, I play this game. It's so fucking good. No joke lol
>> [_] Anon 2223419 FUCk
>> [_] Anon 2223440 I don't need an hour long animation teaching me about bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2223448 >all these fags falling for it
>> [_] Anun 2223449 i know the last boss isn't really the LAST boss, but i just can't beat Falfagar. what the fuck do i do?
>> [_] Anon 2223463 >># That's easy. You start out at the bottom of a pit with him just a few screens to the right of you. But if you move to the left a screen, there's a platform above you. Jump up there and keep climbing until you can't anymore, then head right. There's a large boulder you need to push, done by using the pack of explosives you got in the area just before Falfagar. Congrats, you've now beaten Steamshovel Harry and saved Earth! Now go test your cunning and mastery of physics and gravity on the secret boss by heading back out into the asteroid belt instead of getting on the escape shuttle. Hope you've got the hidden shield upgrade, because otherwise you're in for a helluva fight, what with disintegration beams flying everywhere.
>> [_] Anon 2223465 >># Use gravity to your advantage.

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[_] Anon 2187179 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2187186 intro too long don't care
>> [_] Anon 2187188 >># Shame, you're missing out on some good gameplay.
>> [_] Anon 2187190 >># you're missing out on the flash GOAT
>> [_] Anon 2187205 How the fuck do I get past the jump on level 3?
>> [_] Anon 2187209 is that a fusion between shadon, and andross?
>> [_] Anon 2187210 >># Remember those lessons on gravitational pull and inertia, they'll help you out.
>> [_] Anon 2187214 How beat 2nd boss? Is it impossible? :(
>> [_] Anon 2187216 old game is old >># if you cant beat the second boss maybe you should play a game more your speed, plants vs zombies...or maybe angry birds
>> [_] Anon 2187309 >># Old but gold, finding the phase pistol is so hard though
>> [_] Anon 2187353 protip: IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS
>> [_] Anon 2187368 you can disable the helper spider in the first menu (where you have to click "deploy HARRY") by pressing the up button.

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[_] Help on second boss Anon 2185821 I'm having trouble beating the second boss. Fucker is so cheap. Is there another way to get over to him? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2185825 Did you remember to upgrade your secondary. most people miss that. Also you meteor count needs to be over 2000
>> [_] Anon 2185840 steAMSHOVEL HARRY STEEEEeEEEeeeEEeeEEAMshovel HAAAAaAAaAaaAaaaaAAArry
>> [_] Anon 2185842 >># I did remember the secondary, but the meteor count over 2000? Fuck, I've got to practice some more
>> [_] Anon 2185843 >># seriously dude? My meteor count is 39000 and i still cant beat him. What world do I get the rocket of gondor?
>> [_] Anon 2185853 hint: type 'shovelup' while START is flashing at the beginning of a level and you get x2 power gains for that level. It only works once per game though. you get more points in later levels, but it makes the first few levels of the game a LOT easier if you use it on level 1
>> [_] Anon 2185855 >># but I'm not gonna cheat to beat it, not until I beat it the first time without cheating at least
>> [_] Anon 2185857 >># Shovelup is for pussies. If you can't beat this game without 3000 MC you're a fucking colossal faggot, I can't imagine a faggot that has to cheat for them.
>> [_] Anon 2185858 >># well good luck, I lost patience after countless deaths and looked that up so I wouldn't break my keyboard in rage
>> [_] Anon 2185859 >># You got all the way to the second boss? I'm stuck on the damn meteor shower.
>> [_] Anon 2185864 >># >># How are you people so shit at this game? Are your keyboards broken or something?
>> [_] Anon 2185867 Seriously this fucking tutorial is ridicolous
>> [_] Anon 2185868 >># It's a complex game bro. Just hang in there.
>> [_] Anon 2185870 >># yeahthe game is deff worth the tutorial
>> [_] Anon 2185871 WHY DID I FUCKING FALL FOR THIS
>> [_] Anon 2185874 >># >># I probably picked a shitty secondary. I'm a casual fag
>> [_] Anon 2185885 this is a joke right? there is no game right?
>> [_] Anon 2185887 >># There is a game. I thought the same thing first time through, tutorial is a bit long but it's worth it
>> [_] Anon 2185927 Don't trust Andross, he lies
>> [_] Anon 2185960 "♪ With atmosphere, not poison gas ♪"
>> [_] Anon 2185964 I died at the THIRD boss get on my level
>> [_] Anon 2185969 I can't wait to make love to physics.
>> [_] Anon 2185972 That tutorial was so god damn long and then I literally die on the tutorial level and have to restart the entire level. toplel.

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[_] My personal favorite. Anon 2170559
>> [_] Anon 2170575 PHYSICS IS GONNA KILL YOU HARRY! PHYSICS IS GONNA KILL YOU HARRY! it's gonna kill you and make you dead.
>> [_] Anon 2170585 >># God damn, I thought the opening would never end but after the intro stage this goes straight to fucking 11. I may have found a new favorite flash game
>> [_] Anon 2170605 >># Please don't post this it just ruses people.
>> [_] Anon 2170608 >># I can't get past level 3. Those damn meteors. Any advice?
>> [_] Anon 2170611 WHEN DO I GET TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
>> [_] Anon 2170616 You have to use the Handy Manny as a primary and the Angry Munchkin weapons or else you'll die in the first 2 seconds
>> [_] Anon 2170621 this is one of the oddest trolls i've seen in awhile
>> [_] Anon 2170636 >># There's a button that appears about half of the way through the intro that allows you to skip the rest and play the game.
>> [_] Anon 2170641 Fuck yea! Finally made it through the asteroids!
>> [_] Anon 2170659 Does anybody know how to kill that damn dragon?
>> [_] Anon 2170673 I knew it was a ruse about 3 minutes in, I knew there was no game 0/10 you didn't even troll me faggot

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[_] Anon 2162217
>> [_] Anon 2162250 fkn 30 minutes intro
>> [_] Anon 2162260 Anyone know how to get past level 3? I can't make it past that jump at the beggining.
>> [_] Anon 2162261 >># Go back a little bit, jump up past the meteor and you'll find the rocket boots addon. Let's you glide like knuckles when you double jump
>> [_] Anon 2162273 haha i remember this. i stayed up all night playing it once until i beat it, gets really hard near the end. This things like ancient
>> [_] Anon 2162301 Sat through the into only to die in the first few seconds and be put back before the into... Worth it tho
>> [_] Anon 2162337 >># >rocket boots Casual scum. Rocket boots are for pussies.
>> [_] Anon 2162340 rage'd
>> [_] Anon 2162343 I really hate the outpost at level two. How do you get through the pit?
>> [_] Anon 2162346 intro was longer than my attention span for sitting through it.

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[_] Anon 2148857
>> [_] Anon 2148858 >># >Steamshovel Harry Never again.
>> [_] Anon 2148863 words words words
>> [_] Anon 2148891 10/10. GOTY
>> [_] Anon 2148898 ATM is a funny fucker.
>> [_] Anon 2148943 How do you get past level 7? That acid is killing me.
>> [_] Anon 2148947 >># Sorry mate, that's the first game you're playing. This one doesn't have any acid in it.

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[_] >># anonymous 2142342 It's time to learn about astronomy!
>> [_] Anon 2142347 god how fucking long does this take to start
>> [_] Anon 2142349 tutorials the game the revenge the movie the ride
>> [_] anonymous 2142350 >># about 9 minutes, but don't worry, listen to the music
>> [_] Anon 2142353 >># >the ride never ends
>> [_] Anon 2142355 FUCK IT I'M DONE!! Couldn't get past that stupid fucking anthem.
>> [_] anonymous 2142359 >># relax m8 With atmosphere, not poison gas With grazing deer and mountain pass
>> [_] Anon 2142360 >># I want to get off this wild ride
>> [_] Anon 2142365 FUCK YOU "Looks like you're trying to fly a spacecraft, need some help?" GAME OVER
>> [_] Anon 2142367 Really fun game. The intro and tutorial is ridiculously fucking long, but it's worth the wait. Best game this guy has made, in my opinion.
>> [_] Anon 2142385 How the fuck do I get past that jump in level 3?
>> [_] Anon 2142400 >># It takes some practice, but if you try hard enough I'm sure you'll get it, it gets a little easier later on.
>> [_] Anon 2142401 >hurry up, we don't have much time! >take fucking forever, and sings a song for hours
>> [_] Anon 2142471 fuck this gay earth

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[_] Anon 2139908 reposting a masterpiece Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2139910 HOW DO I SHOT WEB
>> [_] Anon 2139911 http://media.bradsucks.net/misc/Brad_Suc ks_and_Allen_-_Steamshovel_Harry.mp3 PHYSICS IS GONNA KILL YOU HARRY!
>> [_] Anon 2140022 >># >Click for 10 minutes >Never get to game >Give up
>> [_] Anon 2140024 >># But it's so fun
>> [_] Anon 2140044 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2140046 >># you really missed out on one of the best flash games ever made then.
>> [_] Anon 2140108 Your spiderking would be displeased with you.
>> [_] Anon 2140116 The Man Hanny is overpowered.
>> [_] Anon 2140130 I can't wait to make love... to physics. Gonna love her all night long. Making physics love, singing the physics song.
>> [_] Anon 2140133 The fuck how do I get past the missles in lvl3? I get your supposed to fly them into the asteroids but they keep coming in when I'm between jumps
>> [_] Anon 2140139 >># You didn't read the tutorial. Throw meteoroids at a missile and time your jump.

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[_] Anon 2136676 you know the drill, post time and score 4,533 seconds and 3443 Asteroids In before noobs complaining not advancing 1 second lol Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2136690 3 hour intro
>> [_] Anon 2136696 From all the times it was posted, I never played it. Is this really a game? The 1st time I think I waited just 2 minutes before closing the game, and this time I decided to wait longer and after like 5 minutes I guess I gave up waiting and closed it yet again.
>> [_] Anon 2136697 Fuck, every time I keep on dying after the third level. The tutorial forgot to talk about how to use gravity against homing missiles.
>> [_] Anon 2136698 >># >># its an amazing game, most of /f/ agrees with this. you just lack the patience
>> [_] Anon 2136701 BOILING SEAS AND POISON GRASS
>> [_] Anon 2136702 >># did you remember to upgrade the secondary weapon, this helps to counter.
>> [_] Anon 2136705 >># More than 5 minutes to play a simple flash game? Yeah my patience is not that great when even the art for this thing already questions the quality of it,
>> [_] Anon 2136707 >># Yeah, I keep forgetting to put my first point into the spread bullets but I keep feeling that it's better on thrusters or fuel since I have shit fuel management and have almost nothing once I get to the big rock on that stage.
>> [_] Anon 2136710 Ikeep dying on lvl 3, inb4 ppl complain instructions are too long
>> [_] Anon 2136712 How do you pass the mini boss spider king on level 2? are there any cheats? also the intro is fine, god guys, you know that must games you PAY for have longer intros.
>> [_] Anon 2136714 >># Git gud casual.
>> [_] Anon 2136717 >># cheers bro. Also is save mode suppose to be on?
>> [_] Anon 2136718 >># No
>> [_] Anon 2136727 >># That's a trick boss, can't kill it with your weapon. You have to dodge static lasers it shoots and wait for it to launch a homing missile at you. Then you lead the missile around in a circle to kill the boss (one hit). Just don't do what I did the first time and kite the missile under the rock the boss is standing on, the missile will hit the boulder and be wasted. And you won't have enough fuel to dodge the next wave of lasers it shoots.
>> [_] Anon 2136732 >># FYI, I was trying to slingshot the missile around the bottom of the boulder. Just that stage 3 has so many goddamn little gravity sources with missiles going everywhere that I couldn't really tell where everything was going.
>> [_] Anon 2136742 SHIIIIIIIIIIT. Got to stage 4. So many missiles combined with moving asteroids. When I dodge a rock, the missiles orbit it and swing back around. When I got towards the end, I realized that the missiles are aimed in such a way that you're actually only being chased by one volley that was launched at the beginning (and being aimed by asteroids placed around the map). Fucking awesome!
>> [_] Anon 2136753 best game in a while seen on /f/ a good change of pace compared to the rest of the crap posted today
>> [_] Anon 2136759 >># I know, right? Only shame is the long intro.
>> [_] Anon 2136764 >># >4,533 seconds You played this game for more than 85 minutes.
>> [_] Anon 2136774 >># I started this thing when I was in high school I'm a professor now
>> [_] Anon 2136775 I'm starting to think there isn't actually a game, and it's all a big troll
>> [_] Anon 2136778 >># And my suspicions are confirmed. Good job, /f/
>> [_] Anon 2136779 I'm going to cry myself to sleep now
>> [_] Anon 2136782 >># >># It isn't a troll. There's a tutorial skip button on the lower right. Though it's bugged (apparently resized to 0.01) so you'll have to do a little pixel hunting.
>> [_] Anon 2136783 >># Nice try
>> [_] Anon 2136785 omg /f/
>> [_] Anon 2136787 >># After the main game's first 5 levels, there are 10 story levels where you finally clean up the big bad, after that there are 20 more premade challenge/puzzle levels (some of these are timed bomb-defuse levels, but they're easy), and then an unlimited number of randomized levels after that.
>> [_] Anon 2136793 As a note on the 5th level, write down the bomb defuse code you hear at the beginning. It's randomized. You'll then have to jump on platforms at the end of the stage in that order (while dodging rocks, and not smashing into platforms due to huge gravity rocks passing below said platforms). Creator is a dick, he didn't even subtitles to that that bit and it's hard to hear over the music.
>> [_] Anon 2136794 Truly one of the best flash-games ever made.
>> [_] Anon 2136815 Bra-fucking-vo OP. This is the first time I have ever considered myself ' trolled' Great music though.
>> [_] Anon 2136822 Holy shit after hours of near non-stop play I finally beat this fucking game, fuck that difficulty spike on level 9, it's like Christopher robin on steroids.
>> [_] Anon 2136841 Countless times and this never stops being funny. Even if everyone is in on the joke.
>> [_] Anon 2136873 >># all that time, all the lore and that was all how did i not see this coming dear god that was amazing

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[_] Anon 2134064
>> [_] Anon 2134109 >># I sat through the entire thing. I am so far beyond butthurt, I am become shitter shattered.
>> [_] Anon 2134110 that anthem
>> [_] Anon 2134113 Anyone know how to get past level 3? I just can't make the jump.
>> [_] Anon 2134121 All hail the great Spider King
>> [_] Anon 2134122 >># Gotta catch one of the asteroids and throw it down to doublejump. Bitch of a timing though. >># Look at the scrub. L2P faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2134125 >># scrub? like a fucking brillo pad? what the fuck are you talking about. I died within 3 frames of ending the tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 2134133 Stop posting that shit every fucking day. I can't believe people still fall for this.
>> [_] anonymous 2134140 >># >Not enjoying the music >I shiggy diggy
>> [_] Anon 2134142 >># Hey, it's not our fault you can't get past level 3.
>> [_] Anon 2134146 I watched up until Physics then I was like "When is DMX coming?" and then I finished jerking off.

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[_] Anon 2132495 12,203 seconds, 43,923 Asteroids, Full upgrades
>> [_] Anon 2132503 Over 5 and a half minutes and I still wasn't playing the game. That is fucking unforgivable for a flash game. That is stupid as fuck. They could cut down that "tutorial" to less than a minute easily. This is bullshit, I hate it, and fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 2132505 got as far as "physics 102" in the tutorial, screamed FUCK THIS SHIT and into the trash it goes.
>> [_] Anon 2132508 >># >># Don't give up! I believe in you! You can do it!
>> [_] Anon 2132513 that amazing anthem
>> [_] Anon 2132515 BRB, Making love to physics.
>> [_] Anon 2132517 I can't believe I sat through all that crap for nothing well played you faggot
>> [_] Anon 2132523 >># come on, the game wasn't THAT bad, just because the physics weren't implemented all that well it was alright for a cheap flash
>> [_] Anon 2132526 >># there is no game bitch
>> [_] Anon 2132549 >># >># HAHAHAHAHHA
>> [_] Anon 2132561 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81tKjFvKn Bs YOUR WELCOME
>> [_] Anon 2132630 it's time to learn about astronomy
>> [_] Anon 2132633 Dat ending.
>> [_] Anon 2132645 WITH ATMOSPHERE NOT POISON GAS WITH GRAZING DEER AND MOUNTAIN PASS
>> [_] anonymous 2132646 >># Agree. Brad Sucks is fukken great.
>> [_] Anon 2132647 physics gonna hunt you down kill you in the middle of the night physics gonna hunt you down make everything alright
>> [_] Rei !p8eYCadcMo 2132656 How do you kill the spider on level 3?
>> [_] sage 2132703 >># >># Plebs

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[_] Post highscores Anon 2131282
>> [_] Anon 2131287 2034 seconds, 1734 asteroids. Game is hard when you have the slow aim laser and you have to plan your shot before the gravity takes effect.
>> [_] Anon 2131288 Can't seem to time my double jumps properly on this game
>> [_] Anon 2131289 >># >gravity takes effect Shit's difficult with that laser. I grinded until I got the quickfire laser. I miss half the time, but, shit, it get's the job done. 1851 secs, 1892 asteroids. Not quite efficient, but hey.
>> [_] Anon 2131293 >># Yeah but at least the slow laser is more powerful, like you can get multiple asteroid combos in one shot. ...but shooting on the move is hard. 1892 is a great score man.
>> [_] Anon 2131295 i only manage to get 1947 secs, 453 i like to dodge everything like a champ
>> [_] Anon 2131296 Great game, can't stop replaying it.
>> [_] Anon 2131303 the designer of this deserves a special place in hell and so do the fags above
>> [_] Anon 2131305 >># use items to do triple jumps, press shift and down too.
>> [_] Anon 2131306 How do I use the double lazer properly? Can't shoot without missing 8 out of 10 times. Anyway, 2020 seconds, 1699 asteroids... Any tips bros?
>> [_] Anon 2131307 Achievement Unlocked: Beat Tutorial Level
>> [_] Anon 2131310 how to skip tht crap to start the game???
>> [_] Anon 2131311 >># If you don't do the tutorial level, you won't get your weapon.
>> [_] Anon 2131312 >># how i skip all that physics crap it's too fucking long
>> [_] Anon 2131314 >># It's important. You should pay attention or you will just suck and die right away, it's a challenging game and reminds me of classics like ninja gaiden and ghosts&goblins except that this one might even be a little harder than those.
>> [_] Anon 2131315 >># If you skip it, you'll die every fucking time, because you won't have your weapon.
>> [_] Anon 2131316 >># >># every fucking time
>> [_] Anon 2131317 >># Indeed, I can't believe the impatience! It's not even that long
>> [_] Anon 2131319 >># >># >># >># fuck it not worth it i've waited once only to die in 1 second i'm not waiting again
>> [_] Anon 2131321 >># You might be retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2131322 >># Noob
>> [_] Anon 2131324 >># Casual gamers, can't even complete a simple tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 2131327 >># Retarded player.
>> [_] Anon 2131335 >># >># >># >># Guys, what the shit? Just because he's terrible doesn't mean you should all gang up and flame him. Everyone starts gaming someday.
>> [_] Anon 2131338 >># If we don't teach them to complete tutorials the hard way, how will they every learn?
>> [_] Anon 2131339 I fucking hate you and I love you guys. Yes, just like that.
>> [_] Anon 2131355 Tutorial takes fucking forever. Dropped the game when I hit physics 103 and it wasn't showing any signs of ending.
>> [_] Anon 2131361 the music is hilarious. >download the flash >skip errything >theres no game
>> [_] Anon 2131398 >># You are missing out on the best grav strat flash game ever made.
>> [_] Anon 2131428 GRAAAVVIITTYYS GONNA KILL YOU HAARRRY
>> [_] Anon 2131445 >Physics 103 >Nope inb4 Grifter.....wait

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[_] /f/ is shit today anonymous 2128512
>> [_] Anon 2128521 15 mins passed still watching guide. wtf when can i finally play this shit
>> [_] Anon 2128526 God I can't get past fucking level 3
>> [_] anonymous 2128527 >># Just wait. In level 3 you have to try few times to succeed.
>> [_] Anon 2128530 Holy shit how do I skip this tutorial crap?
>> [_] Anon 2128531 FUCK goddamn planetoid at the fifth jump
>> [_] Anon 2128532 >># OH GODS it just turned into a science lesson!
>> [_] Anon 2128534 >># >"were running out of time now, lets move along" >robot starts flying Finally I get pla >physics 103 >the science lesson continues
>> [_] Anon 2128538 >that anthem
>> [_] Anon 2128542 >># >># THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>> [_] Anon 2128543 >We are short on time so we will keep training brief
>> [_] Anon 2128546 that was the giant ass missle it was talking about. lel
>> [_] Anon 2128547 Alright, I finally finished this long-ass tutorial, now I can finally- >Missile crashes into earth ...
>> [_] Anonymau5 2128566 >5 hours later >Still not done with opening thing >fml
>> [_] anonymous 2128570 >># >not watching the whole thing It's like 9 minutes long. >mfw the ending
>> [_] Anon 2128574 dat astronomy portion doe

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[_] ⇨ Steamshovel Harry ⇦ Anon 2124068 Make sure to grab the mushroom, you'll need it for the Space Centipede. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2124069 >># oh fuck, i remember this....sick bastards
>> [_] Anon 2124070 How do I beat the boss on the 3rd level ?
>> [_] Anon 2124088 >># There is no game, it's just a tutorial with silly songs. I still watch the whole thing every year.
>> [_] Anon 2124091 >># EVERY year? So hardcore.
>> [_] Anon 2124098 >># You crazy? The game LASTS a year.
>> [_] Anon 2124099 I don't even watch it I have a youtube link to the song that I listen to every now and then It's fucking awesome
>> [_] Anon 2124111 I love this game but I always got stuck at the level where you had to move the mirrors to fire the lazer beams at the drones. Doing that with the gravity effects was hard as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2124118 The tutorial is too short. I still don't know what to do. Plus, those songs, man...
>> [_] Anon 2124121 Tutorials: The Game
>> [_] Anon 2124134 >># shut up SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE FUCKING LOU!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2124196 Took forever to really get the hang of it, but it was worth it. That ending cinematic...
>> [_] Anon 2124208 >># tim buckley makes a video game tutorial
>> [_] Anon 2124217 >># Mention Tim Buckley negatively = my hero

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[_] Anon 2087575 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2087581 Oh yes, let the battle begin! I still have to pay those miners and Space dragons back. thanks OP. inb4 how to pass Level 3s 5th Jump.
>> [_] Anon 2087612 ah, not this shit again..
>> [_] Anon 2087628 I always die over and over again at the space-dragon and ragequit. Bitch is hard
>> [_] Anon 2087707 blow me op I just conquered level 4
>> [_] Anon 2087719 Oh boy! A troll game!
>> [_] Anon 2087729 THE INSTRUCTIONS NEVER END
>> [_] Anon 2087738 PHYSSSSSIICCS ARE GONNA KILL YOU HARRY PHYYSSSIICSS ARE GONNA KILLA YAA HARRRY GOONA KILLLLLL YOU MAAAAKE YOU DEAAAAAAAAD
>> [_] Anon 2087751 So how do I tame the spider in level 5?
>> [_] Anon 2087755 I can't believe how easy it is to actually get past the start of the game. I used to always die there, but once you figure it out it's actually pretty simple. Pretty fucked up difficulty curve though.
>> [_] Anon 2087757 Love how many professions you can choose after the 3rd level.
>> [_] Anon 2087765 I'm in level 14 and I can't decide if the passives are worth leveling up, I just don't wanna mess up my game so early on
>> [_] Anon 2087769 what a shame, the game they're describing sounds fun
>> [_] Anon 2087773 srsly wtf I dont know what to put my skill points into
>> [_] Anon 2087777 it's clear that an artist wanted to make this game, but couldn't code it so he made a troll game instead
>> [_] Anon 2087810 you got me
>> [_] Anon 2087813 Is it even possible to find a cure for the plague?

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[_] Anon 2079471
>> [_] Sugoi Hands 2079478 E4 GAMES
>> [_] Anon 2079486 if anything, the music is pretty catchy
>> [_] Anon 2079498 Fuck, how do I get past the dragon?
>> [_] Anon 2079499 why is it taking so fucking long to play for fucks sake
>> [_] Anon 2079500 My autism is spiraling out of control, it never fucking starts, just an endless wave of tutorials
>> [_] Anon 2079506 >># >># I'll just spoil the joke here and say that it is nothing but the ten minute tutorial. When it ends and the "game starts", the gag is that the tutorial took too long and the meteor destroys earth.
>> [_] Anon 2079508 This hurts
>> [_] Anon 2079513 >># well that explains it, I got fed up after the gravity between meteors and just closed it
>> [_] Anon 2079516 FUCK YOU HELPER SPIDER
>> [_] Anon 2079647 Bump.

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[_] Did someone say bring out your best game? Name 2046912 no need to thank me Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2046913 This game is a piece of shit. OP is a faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2046914 ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 2046916 >># clearly you are a piece of shit who doesn't know how to play this game
>> [_] Anon 2046918 How do I get past the flyers in level 2? This is getting old...
>> [_] Anon 2046919 'game?'
>> [_] Anon 2046927 omg this ten hour intro turtorial.. can it be skipped???
>> [_] Anon 2046928 Grazing deer And poison grass
>> [_] Anon 2046935 this is so full of shit
>> [_] Anon 2046940 I love just about everything E4 Games makes.
>> [_] Anon 2046941 Always a treat, OP.
>> [_] Anon 2047008 this tutorial is painful to watch
>> [_] Anon 2047015 WHEN IS IT GOING TO START OH MY GOD
>> [_] Anon 2047026 What anime is this?
>> [_] Anon 2047043 dat song
>> [_] Anon 2047044 All hail Earths Great Spider King!!!
>> [_] Anon 2047045 i lost, I got a game over what a bitch
>> [_] Anon 2047047 >you will never meet the Spider King in person
>> [_] Anon 2047049 Love this game.
>> [_] Anon 2047051 Still the best flash game out there
>> [_] Anon 2047053 I WON
>> [_] Fukmeinthepeepee 2047065 >># The ending is great, long game play though. Everyone out there, It's defiantly worth the long ass tutorial
>> [_] Shirt Critic 2047070 No I will not sit through the long ass tutorial. Fuck this.
>> [_] Anon 2047071 I love no matter how many times I see it posted there are always people complaining about the length of the tutorial. IT'S IMPORTANT OKAY? I bet most of the complainers didn't even get to the rocket ship because they bought the wrong shield.

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[_] Can anyone help me get past level 3? Anon 2041809 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2041814 Har har.
>> [_] Anon 2041829 wtf I can't get passed level 2
>> [_] Anon 2041849 >he needs help with level 3 Come on, man. It's basic physics. The song taught you everything you need to know.
>> [_] Raritan !dTRWiX4qPQ 2041882 The music is so good.
>> [_] Raritan !dTRWiX4qPQ 2041887 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81tKjFvKn Bs
>> [_] Anon 2041890 Wtf man, this game is cake. How are you failing.
>> [_] Anon 2041895 >># I skipped the intro by accident.
>> [_] Anon 2041921 Ok, I got the security card after the second boss, but I want to find the key to the strong-box before I go on to level 3. Tips?
>> [_] Anon 2041924 >># It's on an asteroid beneath the big one.
>> [_] Anon 2041927 >># If you put the card in the physics tank, it'll rip it apart. Do NOT do that. You have to insert it into the gravitational portal to transport to the strongbox.
>> [_] Anon 2041954 >all these people pretending that there's an actual game
>> [_] Anon 2041957 >># Congratulations, you figured out our clever ruse.
>> [_] Anon 2041959 >># You newfags. Just move to the left as soon as you start the game and you can stop the missile. It's probably the hardest part of the game second to the Spider King, so a lot of people give up right at the start and even more end up thinking it's a troll.
>> [_] Anon 2041967 >># bullshit
>> [_] Anon 2041970 >># this is possibly the most annoying piece of misinformation i've ever read
>> [_] Anon 2041973 >># >># Seriously, just try it out.
>> [_] Anon 2041974 >># No, fuck you, how about you post a fucking screenshot.
>> [_] Anon 2041976 >># Why would you do that?
>> [_] Anon 2041978 hate you so much /r/
>> [_] Anon 2041994 >># >/r/ nigga this is /f/

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[_] steamshovel harry the cool kid sawg yolo 2037920 i was only able to make it to level 3 lets see how far you make it Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2037954 Does the tutorial ever end?
>> [_] Anon 2037959 "I don't care" "I don't care" "I DON'T CARE" "LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!" "Fuck this"
>> [_] Anon 2037964 WTF I can't believe I died on lvl 5, holy shit this is hard srsly those spiky things come out of nowhere
>> [_] Anon 2037972 if your tutorial is that long you've made a bad game. the first level should teach you how to play, the controls should be intuitive and obvious.
>> [_] Anon 2037973 >># This guy is a troll. The tutorial never ends. There is no game here.
>> [_] Anon 2037977 >># top kek
>> [_] Anon 2037981 fuck level 2... just fuck level 2
>> [_] Anon 2037983 stuck on the fucking bitch-ass anthem
>> [_] Anon 2037987 wow you have to restart the intro if you die.
>> [_] Anon 2037989 LOL ppl r dumb, its a long intro no shit.....but that doesn't mean there is no game....other ppl are just trying to convince each other not to play it I got to lvl 2 and its hard but fucking fun...good music too
>> [_] Anon 2037994 I don't understand the gimmick to the third boss. Are you supposed to chip away at his health with the rocks or is there a better way to damage him?
>> [_] Anon 2037997 look at these tryhards still pretending that there is a game after the tutorial over a flash that's been out for what, how many years? topkek
>> [_] Anon 2038002 Yeah, sorry. After 8000 minutes of a never-ending tutorial, I left. Fucking learn to make a game, profag.
>> [_] Anon 2038033 That national anthem... （；_・） This is by far the best flash game I've ever played.
>> [_] Anon 2038038 man i fucking love this game. it never gets posted enough.
>> [_] Anon 2038069 God damn that was perfect.
>> [_] Anon 2038073 Very good game, but I'm still stuck at the end of lvl 2. Jumping doesn't work, somebody help.
>> [_] Anon 2038075 >># >Gravity 101 >Astronomy 102 >Physics 103 >Customization >"Know Thy Enemy" >Listening to the Space Anthem... Long...Like 3:46. >Gain Control of Harry. >Move right one pixel. >"Would you like some more advice?" >Background Missle now in fore ground. >Die in unavoidable Death sequence. >Try Again? >Yes. leads you back to select screen I did this for you, Anon. With Love, Anon.
>> [_] Anon 2038094 >ASTEROOOOIDS ARE SMALLERRRR THAN PLANEEEEETS >BUT ASTEROOOOIDS ARE LARGEEEER THAN METEORITES
>> [_] Anon 2038105 It's time to learn about Astronomy!
>> [_] Anon 2038112 >># >77 nice
>> [_] Anon 2038113 1 hour unskippable tutorial Who in their right mind would do that?

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File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Anon 2002397 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2002426 i lost
>> [_] Anon 2002439 who made this game so fucking hard?
>> [_] Anon 2002454 TROLL GAME ALERT It's like a 15 minute long unskippable intro and then you lose like seconds after it's over.
>> [_] Anon 2002458 people who don't already know steamshowel harry deserve to be trolled
>> [_] Anon 2002523 Holy shit I just unlocked that 4X minigame easter egg in the bar you can visit at the end of stage 5. I thought it was just some troll bullshit people like to post about this game like these two summerfags above me. Ok help me out here guise? First of all, is this minigame just a game in the game itself or does it actually change stuff in the real game? I mean it would be totally awsome if you got beyond jupiter and theres more supply pods because you helped turn the tide of war or something. Also, are credits, metals and fusion crystals the only resource besides "population"? Shit, how do they even cram all of this shit into a flash game? Is it some procedural generation thing? Kudos to the programmers, anyways
>> [_] Anon 2002528 >># trying too hard m8
>> [_] Anon 2002531 >># What's that supposed to mean? Like trying to do good at the minigame just wastes time? I'll admit I tend to take on a "tryhard" approach to games I'm trying to finish for the first time.. Just be more specific or something.
>> [_] Anon 2002563 You are surprised and killed by a manticore. It quickly shreds your flesh and devours you.
>> [_] Anon 2002572 the part where it stops for the national anthem always makes me lel
>> [_] Anon 2002587 >># prior knowledge indicates superiority, yes that seems accurate

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] BEST.FLASH.EVER Anon 1998426 Just wait and see. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1998427 you're trying too hard
>> [_] Anon 1998443 This is the worst fucking piece of shit i've ever seen
>> [_] Anon 1998448 too much fucking prep. what the fucking just start the damn game. 0/10.
>> [_] Anon 1998449 >># is there even a game?
>> [_] Anon 1998450 Stuck on Level 4 with the Spider Queen... how do you beat this level its insane ?_?
>> [_] Anon 1998454 Still stuck on level 4
>> [_] Anon 1998457 There is no game, sat through the whole troll
>> [_] Anon 1998476 Yep; all prep, no game.
>> [_] Anon 1998506 >># >># You guys need to think outside the box. At the beginning of the level, if you go as high as you can when you first start, there'll be a switch. Use that. It gives you more room to move when facing the Queen so you can avoid those AoE attacks. You know that girder covering more of the area, it removes that.
>> [_] Anon 1998511 Same creator as Manticore adventure game.
>> [_] Anon 1998526 >># nice
>> [_] Anon 1998536 If you didn't rise for the National Anthem, you're an awful person.
>> [_] Anon 1998547 Best fucking soundtrack ever.
>> [_] Anon 1998551 this flash makes it so fucking clear who is newfag and who is not
>> [_] Anon 1998557 >Robot must save the world >"There is no time to waste" >Fuckin' national anthem which last hours lel.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1998580 yea, created by a fagot
>> [_] Anon 1998589 >># looks like someone couldn't beat the spider queen
>> [_] Anon 1998592 This is bait
>> [_] Anon 1998594 >># Go die
>> [_] Anon 1998613 guize i dont think your gatting it
>> [_] Anon 1998614 >># If I haven't seen it, it's new to me.
>> [_] Anon 1998624 Jesus Christ that was an ordeal

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] Hardest Flash game ever! Anon 1991124 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1991131 God dammit I suck at this game.
>> [_] Anon 1991135 babby's first troll
>> [_] Anon 1991138 >># how is babby farmed
>> [_] Anon 1991151 With atmosphere Not poison gas With grazing deer And mountain pass
>> [_] Anon 1991187 Gave up on tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 1991191 >># a lot of people do, its really too bad too because the game is one of the best flash's out there. Its really intense on the later stages and you become greatful for the tutorial. I think I had to watch it 2 or 3 times to get all the mechanics.
>> [_] Anon 1991212 I legitimately play this just for the tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 1991220 you mean, longest fucking tutorial in the history of flash games - fuck that i was tired of goddamn waiting for the fucking thing to end i gave up. Seriously why the fuck is the tutorial so fucking long?!
>> [_] Anon 1991221 >># There's a lot of useful information in the tutorial. Besides, the music is fucking catchy.
>> [_] Anon 1991236 im upset now
>> [_] Anon 1991237 great game, love it every chance i get
>> [_] Anon 1991239 will this ever start?
>> [_] Anon 1991241 HOLY FUCKIING SHIT I KNOW WHAT A FUCKING ASTEROID IS LET ME FUCKING PLAY GODDAMMIT
>> [_] Anon 1991242 ALL STAND UP FOR OUR ANTHEM
>> [_] Anon 1991247 Doooo it harry :D
>> [_] Anon 1991252 Damn this second boss is hard as fuck.... Double jumps all day long
>> [_] Anon 1991273 That game is hardest to start
>> [_] Anon 1991275 Once you get past the first couple levels the learning curve evens out
>> [_] Anon 1991289 >># >># Filthy casuals
>> [_] Anon 1991294 fuck the national anthem
>> [_] Anon 1991303 but.. but...no...
>> [_] Anon 1991306 GRAVITY GON KILL YOU HARRYYYYYYYYY. God, once you get past the tutorial everything gets better. Fucking christ.
>> [_] Anon 1991312 FUCK EVERYTHING MAN WTF I SWEAR ON ODIN'S SCROTUM ILL FKING KILL THE HELPER FKING SPIDER NIGGER
>> [_] Anon 1991319 Fucking tutorial is too long I didn't even start it. That shit's full of more useless information more than modern games.
>> [_] Anon 1991321 >># >fking Yep, summer is here
>> [_] Anon 1991327 give me a minute and i will hack it so you can skip the tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1991330 How fucking long is this god damn intro?
>> [_] Anon 1991333 Spoiler: The final boss is the spider king! He wanted you to conquer the innocent miners so that he could liquefy them and use them as window cleaning agents.
>> [_] Anon 1991336 >># So that's the twist? Then why the fuck did I protect him in level 7? Seriously, shit was hard as fuck, keeping miners away from the legs and shit.
>> [_] Anon 1991344 dont even feel bad everyones dead, fuck spiders
>> [_] Anon 1991346 How do you get past the puzzle on stage 4?
>> [_] Anon 1991348 >># Double jump over the red ones, don't single jump. They're double the gravitation pull of the whites.
>> [_] Anon 1991355 Anyone figured out what to do with the extra stage's boss yet? I always get close, and then he breaks out that second fucking health bar.
>> [_] Anon 1991360 >># >not wanting to jump into a game blind and learn it on the go >prefers handholding scum like you should be shot
>> [_] Anon 1991361 i rember this fucking flash
>> [_] Anon 1991362 the fact that this isn't the first time i've been on this, I should have known. Nope. cue fucktard.
>> [_] Anon 1991370 You have 10 minutes to beat the game. The tutorial takes up 9:58 of it. You immediately lose afterwards.
>> [_] Anon 1991371 >># My thoughts exactly.
>> [_] Anon 1991372 >guaranteed replies

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] Help on the first boss please! Anon 1982870
>> [_] Anon 1982882 I hate how the weapon you get in the second level would have made the first boss so easy
>> [_] Anon 1982920 >Complaining about the first boss You are completely fucked for the last level.
>> [_] Anon 1982942 is there a way to skip the entire long ass intro
>> [_] Anon 1982944 >># I just keep pressing tab and space, but as soon as he gets to the part about the hyper mode, thats the last one.
>> [_] Anon 1982953 Got completely bored before clearing the involuntary instructions. Fuck this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1982972 made it all the way to level 5 before upgrading my gradient rifle
>> [_] Anon 1982990 >># shit son, how did you manage to get past the guys who spawn behind you?
>> [_] Anon 1982995 >those bastards that spawn behind you in level five
>> [_] Anon 1982997 >># start dropping mines just before falling on the asteroids
>> [_] Anon 1983004 >># Tch, and you call yourself a gamer.
>> [_] Anon 1983012 Holyfuckingshit this intro.
>> [_] Anon 1983013 i find it ironic that this gets posted a couple times every week and each time afterwards, all the repliers recite the same redundant sarcastic shit over and over again as if they never ever grow tired of it.
>> [_] Anon 1983016 >># >># Been a while since I've been on /f/. Honest first time playing it. I thought it was clever.
>> [_] Anon 1983021 The "intro" is the entire flash. There is no game to be played here. That's the joke.
>> [_] Anon 1983022 >># You're trolling, right? Right?

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] How do you get past the second boss? Anon 1974817 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1974822 You need to collect the hidden weapon at the end of the first level, or he's basically impossible
>> [_] Anon 1974825 >># Where the fuck is the hidden weapon then?
>> [_] Anon 1974841 >># >asking to be spoonfed Find it yourself, it's fairly easy to obtain. Frankly if you just don't over step the first few asteroids on lvl 2 you should be fine.
>> [_] Anon 1974846 >># you have to blast the satellite near the middle of the game, before it flies away. also, anon is partially full of shit, I beat him without the beam cutter, it does make him easier though
>> [_] Anon 1974849 >># Wasn't asking to be spoon fed, just asking for a general hint. So thank you for that. I found it
>> [_] Anon 1974854 Heading into level 3, should I save up my Apex Boost?
>> [_] Anon 1974858 >># no point, there's a bunch of them in there
>> [_] Anon 1974862 ,,lets move on,, another shtload of text x3 or 4 times
>> [_] Anon 1974863 >># Keep on going, the game is well worth the tutorial length.
>> [_] Anon 1974867 >># god I think Egoraptor explained why a terrible tutorial is shit tier for a game. You're supposed to design the first levels so that the player will go through them and either be able to deduce logically whats happening and what they should do. Not explain it like explaining solitaire. Fuck these developers.
>> [_] Anon 1974871 >># Dude, calm down, the tutorial is nothing. It saves your state as well so you can come back and start where you left off before it 404s.
>> [_] Anon 1974880 >this thread I'm proud of you /f/
>> [_] Anon 1974886 >># Agreed, finally we can stay on topic and actually help each other enjoy a game.
>> [_] Anon 1974888 >># Thank you. I post this every so often hoping to get a nice thread like this
>> [_] Anon 1974890 >tfw jet propulsion gives out
>> [_] Anon 1974897 Wow, I really hope they didn't think that anthem was funny. This is ridiculous.
>> [_] Anon 1974904 How do I get past the space dragon??
>> [_] Anon 1974907 >># You mean Xultesh? He isn't supposed to be killed or anything you just have to drag him into the sun thing.
>> [_] Anon 1974919 couldn't get past the tutroial
>> [_] Anon 1974922 >># It's worth sitting through for the game
>> [_] Anon 1974952 I want to punt the sick fuck who made this tutorial this is unforgivable
>> [_] Anon 1974953 I want the name to this amazing gravity song plz
>> [_] Anon 1974957 What a fucking piece of shit. Damn game took FOREVER to get past the tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1974958 The bad thing is, I played the tutorial (again), just to be sure I knew all those physics facts. Meteoroids vs Meteorites will bite you in the ass later if you don't pay attention.
>> [_] Anon 1974959 I see what you did there OP, and fuck you >And don't forget to watch out for meteors, they move at speeds faster then a bullet, so avoid them at all costs yeah sure
>> [_] Anon 1974965 Jesus Christ, this fucking tutorial. It's quirky and all, but kind of long. That first boss battle was fucking rewarding though. Never thought a platformer could be revolutionary.
>> [_] Anon 1974968 LONGEST FUCKING TUT EVER WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT
>> [_] Anon 1974974 I fucking hate you guys.
>> [_] Anon 1974982 >># http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/0 7/08/steamshovel-harry-music/
>> [_] HandsFreeFapping 1974988 ITT: incredible circle jerk of friendship I bet most of these turds don't even know how to skip the tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1974989 damn, I got got top lel
>> [_] Anon 1974992 100000000000/10 mad right now
>> [_] Anon 1974993 After being forced to sit through the tutorial for so long they start doing some stupid national anthem. I switch over to another tab to wait until it's finished, which takes forever. It finally finishes, so I switch back to see a rocket hit me and the game over screen takes me back to the start menu. Fuck this, I'm not going through the whole tutorial again.
>> [_] Anon 1974998 >># LOL jesus christ I feel you. This tutorial is fucking retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1975013 >># This. Fuck the sadistic fucks that made this.
>> [_] Anon 1975028 >># My sides are in the asteroid belt
>> [_] Anon 1975033 >># Well my sides are so in an orbit, I'm getting my own gravitational pull.
>> [_] Anon 1975046 >># my sides have left orbit
>> [_] Anon 1975074 Please, I want play, I don't want tutorial, please FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1975105 Fuck this, I'm going fapping
>> [_] Anon 1975125 Physics is gonna pull out a gun, And shoot you right.....in the HEAD!
>> [_] Anon 1975127 whoever made this was a complete douchebag

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1968405
>> [_] Anon 1968518 Watch out for the gravity.
>> [_] Anon 1968525 *all rise for the national anthem*
>> [_] Anon 1968561 that was excruciating
>> [_] Anon 1968583 There is no game here. The joke is the ridiculously long intro and then you immediately lose.
>> [_] Anon 1968641 That tutorial made me ROCK HARD.
>> [_] Anon 1968655 GOTYAY better than ronald mcdonald rpg
>> [_] Anon 1968661 I just open this for the music
>> [_] Anon 1968663 P.A.M Hacked the SteamShovel tutorial center forcing him to sit through mundane introductions until the missile gets close enough to fuck everything up

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1963087 Can anyone give me tips for the second boss? I can't seem to beat him
>> [_] Anon 1963097 this must be the most fucking boring game i've ever played It took me 10 minutes, cutting through all useless chatter to finally play something at all Flash games are supposed to be fast. ain't got time to hear the fucking faggotry of the 5minutes "planetary anthem" fuck this shit faggotry worst game ever
>> [_] Anon 1963101 >># lel faggot got trolled fucking hard
>> [_] Anon 1963103 >># I fucking LOL'D. But yeah fuck this piece of shit game die as soon as you move to go through that whole shitty intro again. God dammit.
>> [_] Anon 1963107 >># The first time I was fucking mad at it I almost raged at the infinite anthem, or the unskippable long tutorials
>> [_] Anon 1963114 >># Same. I raged at first. And then I understood how fucking hilarious it really was. Spider king OP too stronk.
>> [_] Anon 1963127 It's time to learn about Astronomy It's TIME to LEARN about AstroNOMY IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyy
>> [_] Anon 1963155 I like the slowly dawning realization that Earth is not doing so well.
>> [_] Anon 1963161 Physiiiiiiics are gonna' kill ya Harry! Physics is gonna' pull out a gun, And shoot you right....in the head!
>> [_] Anon 1963174 ITT: newfags
>> [_] Anon 1963184 It took me like three times to get past the missile. > Go through the bullshit intro. > Buy the best gear. > When the little spider fucker shows up press space and move out of the way. Can't believe he didn't write space out and only gave you one life. Pretty shitty game IMO.

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] I can never get past level 2 Anon 1955562 Anyone have any tips on getting past level 2? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1955578 Does this game just never start?
>> [_] Anon 1955584 >># You gotta use the rockets, man.
>> [_] Anon 1955591 Ohmygod the guy singing in the background
>> [_] Anon 1955592 >># I use the rockets, just with all the crap flying at me I can't really dodge it all
>> [_] Anon 1955595 >># OK THAT WAS A GOOD ONE I GET WHAT THIS IS OP YOU BASTARD THAT WAS EXTREMELY CLEVER
>> [_] Sauceman !xLu.CY1vGo 1955597 http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/0 7/08/steamshovel-harry-music/ Here is the sound track for this amazing game. The songs in the levels are so obvious though that there isn't a reason for me to provide sauce on them. You should feel embarrassed if you can't recognize them.
>> [_] Anon 1955605 /me gets popcorn
>> [_] Anon 1955621 "Gravity is gonna pull out a gun" best thing ever.. I love this game.
>> [_] england tshodif Anon 1955653 is it a driveby?
>> [_] Anon 1955662 Jesus this intro OP
>> [_] Anon 1955664 >tfw waited 15 minutes and realized the game auto-kills you Pretty funny idea this cunt had
>> [_] Anon 1955666 Good old Steamshovel Harry. Get quickly pretty damn hard after the Bridge Explosion part, though.
>> [_] Anon 1955668 >># His jaws can dissolve anything.
>> [_] Anon 1955669 >Finally tutorial done! >Gets killed after moving 1 inch
>> [_] Anon 1955711 this game is torture
>> [_] Anon 1955773 >># If you fly to the max height near the beginning there is a small planetoid with a stone on it with it, jump down off the the starting one and throw it forward to bow back underneath where you will find a fuel upgrade
>> [_] Anon 1955775 If you do not know Steamshovel Harry you should kill yourself that being said I rewatched it for the glorious pledge
>> [_] Anon 1955778 > Hurry! We got no time! > pledge the flag Wut

File: Steamshovel_Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] I can't get past level 5 Anon 1941609 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1941616 do we ever get to play the game?
>> [_] Anon 1941623 Fuck You!!!
>> [_] Anon 1941638 Yeah you get to play, keep at it.
>> [_] Anon 1941648 GRAVITY WATCH OUUUOOUOUOUOUOUT
>> [_] Anon 1941652 that singing is funny. GRAVITY IS GONNA KILL YOU
>> [_] Anon 1941653 His jaws can dissolve ANYTHING!!!!!!1
>> [_] Anon 1941655 I am pretty fuckin stoned and this is the funniest shit ever.
>> [_] BoltOfThunder !!Nn45TbJtwdo 1941656 Does it ever shut up and allow you to skip >:(
>> [_] Anon 1941677 fucking anthem
>> [_] Anon 1941679 Lawl, I love the comments every time this is posted
>> [_] Anon 1941680 >># You never get to skip. You do eventually get to play. Then you die immediately before you can learn the controls. Then you have to sit through the whole thing again.
>> [_] Anon 1941706 >this fucking 10 minute intro
>> [_] Anon 1941709 Works the second time though
>> [_] Anon 1941712 >sit down through 30 minutes of the fucking tutorial >alright finally, let's play this >out of nowhere a fucking missle comes out and rapes me >game over >have to do the tutorial AGAIN 10/10 OP got mad
>> [_] Anon 1941716 Wat controls? Is this even a real game?
>> [_] Anon 1941722 Yo! nigguh diz ghey
>> [_] Anon 1941724 Oh my fucking god I love this. I can't stop laughing.
>> [_] Anon 1941773 Well, time to go an hero now
>> [_] Anon 1941776 GG
>> [_] Anon 1941777 i'm gonna make love to physics all night long
>> [_] Anon 1941847 FUCK THIS SHITTY GAME.
>> [_] Anon 1941858 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFF
>> [_] Anon 1941860 I have seen this fucking game 4 times on /f/. So I decided to actually go through the intro just to see what was so difficult about this game. 10/10. Would be trolled again.

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] Tips on level 3? Anon 1875774 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1875775 I dunno, I always use the hidden level skip on stage 2.
>> [_] Anon 1875777 Just use the skipper on level 2 If you feel like doing a skillrun, i think it gives you a little opening every 2 minutes. It's a pain in the ass to get through, though.
>> [_] Anon 1875786 >># >># >># Stop having fun you guys,
>> [_] Anon 1875811 this is no longer funny, everyone knows it can't be beaten now
>> [_] Anon 1875819 Watch out for the gravity
>> [_] Anon 1875821 Oh god don't even bother. Level 4 has so many meteorites.
>> [_] Anon 1875825 copy/paste the following into the URL field and hit enter: javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFrame ("/", 14);
>> [_] Anon 1875845 >># >javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFram e("/", 14); yep, nicely done, that's indeed the whole game
>> [_] Anon 1875913 fuck this shit the intro is so god dam long
>> [_] Anon 1875917 >># AMEN Fuck what ever this is just because of that intro.
>> [_] Anon 1875921 >># >># successful_troll.swf

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1869403 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1869417 WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GAMEPLAY
>> [_] Anon 1869419 FUCK THIS GAME
>> [_] Anon 1869420 How do I get past the robot lizard thing on level 3?
>> [_] Anon 1869427 >># You have to get behind him. Most of his attacks are focused in front of him. If you can get behind, spin around and attack his tail. That seems to be his weak spot. Biggest problem is that final fucking boss. You think Sigma is bad, oh my god. Never beat this game completely without hacking it.
>> [_] Anon 1869430 >># FUCK THIS GAME AND FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 1869433 >># YOU TOO ASSHOLE
>> [_] Anon 1869436 how do i get majik hat
>> [_] Anon 1869438 Holy fuck the long as intro and the shitty fucking autotuned music. Fuck this game. Fuck all of you.
>> [_] Anon 1869447 This shit is hard
>> [_] Anon 1869455 why have an introduction so long?
>> [_] Anon 1869473 >># >level 3 Dude, I can barely get halfway on level 2. Shit's hard, yo
>> [_] Sedsex 1869509 If was you who made this thing, just fuck yourself and swallow the blood of a cunt with sperm you piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 1869513 You are a fucking dick.
>> [_] Anon 1869520 FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 1869522 this game is a troll, no one is dumb enough to think that intro is worth the time
>> [_] Anon 1869526 >># i thought it once. then got out, it wasn't worth it; will never ever try to play this game.
>> [_] Anon 1869568 to be honest the only reason people play this game is because of the first few seconds and the trouble most people have with it. it's an average sidescroller from like 2005, with a shitty gravity mechanic. don't bother
>> [_] Anon 1869597 As soon as they played the anthem I understood that I had been duped
>> [_] Anon 1869616 >># i smell butt hurt. go play a game you can understand. maybe plants vs zombies or angry birds.
>> [_] Anon 1869625 ending left my mind full of fuck
>> [_] Anon 1869662 I dont know if I can get past the intro ;l

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] level 3 is imposible Anon 1829461 How the hell do I get past it? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1829465 troll game is troll
>> [_] Anon 1829498 fuck off OP, you're not fooling anyone
>> [_] Anon 1829504 Don't even, OP. Don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1829509 This is a game? Hah.
>> [_] Anon 1829513 I'm still tempted to actually make a game based on this as a troll.
>> [_] Anon 1829539 I waste 5 min of my life :D
>> [_] Anon 1829540 I despise this game but there's no denying that the final boss fight is the most satisfying boss fight in any game ever.
>> [_] Anon 1829553 I like earths anthem.
>> [_] Anon 1829562 My ringtone, love it a bit too much. http://media.bradsucks.net/misc/Brad_Suc ks_and_Allen_-_Steamshovel_Harry.mp3
>> [_] Anon 1829566 >># There is one, and it is a troll game.
>> [_] Impetus 1829651 You've rustled enough of my jimmies tonight, /f/.
>> [_] Anon 1829677 >lets keep the tutorial brief

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] Game of the Millennium Anon 1812680
>> [_] Anon 1812682 OP: kill yourself everyone else: don't waste your time
>> [_] Anon 1812687 >># ur just mad cuz u can't get past level 3
>> [_] Anon 1812706 a very small part of me makes me want to create a game of steamshovel harry as a troll.
>> [_] Anon 1812709 his jaws can dissoooooooolve aaaaaaaannnnnnnnyyyyythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ing
>> [_] Anon 1812710 this music is awesome
>> [_] Anon 1812714 fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1812716 like seriously. fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1812717 IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY! IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY!!!! IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

File: Steamshovel_Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] Best [G] Anon 1809286 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1809297 can't get past lvl 3-4 dammit
>> [_] Anon 1809304 I remember this. I hated this.
>> [_] Anon 1809319 How fucking long that tutorial is going to be?!
>> [_] Anon 1809321 >># don't worry the game more than makes up for it.
>> [_] Anon 1809332 >># Goddamnit, I make it past the tutorial and the fucking spider appears and the missile drops on me. 11/10 Would rage again.
>> [_] Anon 1809334 >># Worth it for the music
>> [_] Anon 1809336 Spider king is win
>> [_] Anon 1809398 >># no its not its just annoying
>> [_] Anon 1809402 As long as you don't die straight up you should be fine, you get a save state soon after. Admittedly, being able to die before the first save and having to re-watch the intro is kind of a flaw... But the game is totally worth it, very well made.
>> [_] Anon 1809406 Don't fuck with me, this is shit.
>> [_] Anon 1809409 >can't even get used to the gravity physics Why do I have to be so bad at flash games?
>> [_] Anon 1809456 >># Agreed, but it's really unforgiving the first time around.
>> [_] Anon 1809480 first boss = freaking water temple. how the hell am I supposed to do this.
>> [_] Anon 1809488 fuck you trolling faggots
>> [_] Anon 1809496 i'm gonna guess that there's no game at all, h-h-here i go!
>> [_] sage sage 1809500 DONT TRY THE GAME. its all just "a joke" thank god im smart and 1:30 into the intro i google the game and find its really just bullshit. its fake dont even waste your time guys.
>> [_] Anon 1809510 >># Faggot. Plus, why Sage a board as slow as /f/ you fucking twat.

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1791348 A pretty cool game. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1791349 thanks OP this is one of my favourite physic games.
>> [_] Anon 1791363 What the fuck is with the tutorial? It just keeps going
>> [_] Anon 1791367 fuck you tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1791368 what is this science class
>> [_] Anon 1791369 >># >># It's just so retards don't come back complaining about how they can't do the simplest parts of the game. Just stick with it, the game is pretty neat and you can skip it after you go through it all once.
>> [_] Anon 1791370 Probably my favourite flash game. I can never get to the level where you need to destroy the enemy's home planet though. I think it's level 20.
>> [_] Anon 1791371 >># Dat. Troll.
>> [_] Anon 1791375 It's all lies, there's not game at all
>> [_] Anon 1791376 Ok, I'm going to save people a lot of trouble. First there are tutorials, lots of 'em. I pay'd attention to controls and all that. After that a guy decides to sing a whole autotuned song for you, unskippable. Then you are asked to buy items. After that you are placed in the field, none of the controls work and a guy asks if you need help but you instantly die and the game wants you to start over from the first screen. It is trying to waste your time. Signed Buzzkillington
>> [_] Anon 1791392 >># you liar, why do you keep confusing people? its true the tutorial is pretty long but it has to be so you know how to play this great flash game
>> [_] Anon 1791393 You CAN play Steamshovel Harry, but actually playing it requires knowing when and wear to click to get the Easter Egg.
>> [_] Anon 1791397 this game give me cancer.
>> [_] Anon 1791400 >># your nose is growing anon
>> [_] Anon 1791405 If you're wondering who did the song, the guy who does "Brad Sucks" stuff did this.
>> [_] Anon 1791414 lame
>> [_] Anon 1791415 >># Someone didn't pay enough attention to know you need to jump backward right before it hits
>> [_] Anon 1791419 How do we beat the spider??? I can't get past her..
>> [_] Anon 1791420 >># Make sure flash is detecting your key strokes properly, it happenes with some flashes... normally its an issue with active screen, just click and mash buttons untill your dude moves try not to get killed by that first guy, it's where a lot of people give up...
>> [_] Anon 1791429 >sitting in this damn tutorial NOPE
>> [_] Anon 1791435 Easily my favorite flash posted here. Not kidding. I have the song in pretty much all of my playlists. >Science times mass equals gravity >Gravity is gonna kill you, Harry >Physics is gonna hunt you down, >and kill you in the middle of the night >Physics is gonna hunt you down, >and make everything alright. Pure genius.
>> [_] /co/mrade /sci/entist 1791436 jesus, when do I get to play...
>> [_] Anon 1791437 fuck it!
>> [_] Anon 1791438 Fucking tutorial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAGE!
>> [_] Anon 1791440 >># Agreed The fucking song is the greatest >physics is gonna pull out a gun >shot you right in the head >punch that missile, right in the face
>> [_] Anon 1791442 i just searched for a lets play of this on youtube. goddamn 9 minute tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 1791445 this isnt a fucking game, reported
>> [_] Anon 1791451 >># >nofunallowed.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1791453 The smell of butthurt surrounds me.
>> [_] Anon 1791455 Wow. This is still a thing.
>> [_] Anon 1791456 how i do pass the ice level? those goddam pinguins kill me everytime
>> [_] Anon 1791467 Keep seeing this shit getting reposted. I think Im going to try to sit through the whole tutorial this time.
>> [_] Anon 1791508 fuck shit bitch holy dick this is long and hard as fuck this game poison gas and grazing deer adn poisen grezz asdf;lahgpowri
>> [_] Anon 1791510 ITS A LIE! :D
>> [_] Anon 1791519 I love learning when I'm trying to have fun.
>> [_] Anon 1791520 OMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONG OMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONG OMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONG OMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONGOMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONG OMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONG OMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONG OMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONG OMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONGOMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONG OMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONG OMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONG OMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONG OMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONGOMFG TUTORIAL AND BULLSHIT IS SO LONG
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>> [_] Anon 1791548 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># 91437 >># >># >># Take a look everyone, look at all the newfags. This is what /f/ and all of 4chan has become. I wonder when moot will stop sucking cocks long enough to close this site and start another one?
>> [_] Anon 1791562 >># I'd say that the people who need middle-school physics explained and can't link to posts correctly are the newfags

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] Best /f/lash game ever made Anon 1785981 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1785985 I got to level 2 but shit, its srsly difficult
>> [_] Anon 1786000 What the fuck am I supposed to do with that Space Dragon? I've been stuck with that since this game was released!
>> [_] Anon 1786001 >your training will be brief yea, right, "brief" more like watching a fucking marathon of a shitty movie.
>> [_] Anon 1786017 >># it never fucking ends
>> [_] Anon 1786027 >># It does. Takes a while (Which was probably intentional) but the gameplay did amuse me.
>> [_] Anon 1786058 Takes way too fucking long to start.
>> [_] Anon 1786060 >># >># Haha, newfags detected. Honestly though, half of the game wouldn't make sense if you didn't read the whole intro...
>> [_] Anon 1786065 Best use of auto tune... EVER http://youtu.be/81tKjFvKnBs
>> [_] Anon 1786067 Level 5. Get on my level. Seriously. That shit's hard. Get there, so you can help me.
>> [_] Anon 1786088 was this videogame made by tim buckley?
>> [_] Anon 1786094 >># >># >school project >underage fag >has never developed a game in his pathetic life
>> [_] Anon 1786131 I'm stuck in the Desert of Moss. I only have one more repair kit and I'm out of fuel. Should I have taken the amulet or what? Nigger didn't look trustworthy.
>> [_] Anon 1786134 Fuckkkkkkk i used the nuetron black hole missiles but barely defeated Gorgatron, dem lazer cannons...
>> [_] Anon 1786143 >># Nah I never take the amulet, always end up okay. Just remember to check your gravity chart so you don't jump too high into spikes.
>> [_] Anon 1786146 >># You don't need the amulet unless you want to unlock the red-racer skin. Unless you got the extended Jetpack on level 3 (Tokushima forest) after beating the spider queen, there's no way to actually get through the desert stage. I dont know if this is a bug, but yeah, better restart that shit.
>> [_] Anon 1786151 >># fuck
>> [_] Anon 1786171 All hail spider king!
>> [_] Anon 1786176 fuck ya'll, I beat this shit easy. Kill the goblin king stole his hat and used to fuck some aparoid ass.
>> [_] Anon 1786189 >># aspie butt hurt can't get past lvl2 so he tries to make eveyone feel bad...but fails cause hes an aspie
>> [_] Anon 1786212 the ride never ends.
>> [_] Ultraxwing 1786227 i love the amount of trolling this has inspired. this game is nothing but a long ass intro and as soon as you start the game. you die by the missile itself because it took so damn long to past the training sessions XD

File: Steamshovel_Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] Best game Anon 1777008
>> [_] Anon 1777010 that is the most fucking boring tutorial i've seen
>> [_] Anon 1777013 Theres no fucking game, just the long-ass tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 1777014 5/5, would play again
>> [_] Anon 1777018 liek if u cri evry tiem ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1777020 Tutorial is totally worth it for the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81tKjFvKn Bs Forgot to listen to it today. I still can't get past level 4-2. The rock-grab-throw combo you need is insane.
>> [_] Anon 1777024 fuck this, and fuck you OP
>> [_] Anon 1777025 FUCK THIS INTRO
>> [_] Anon 1777029 steam shovel harry can suck the fattest dick while he burns in hell fuck you harry
>> [_] Anon 1777031 >># >># >># newfriends detected.
>> [_] Anon 1777036 >># You just gotta keep practicing. Look for patterns; the timing doesn't really change much. Personally, I hit a wall at 5-1. Can never figure out how to evade the space dragon.
>> [_] Anon 1777040 gravity is gonna take out a fucking gun and shoot you right in the fucking face!!
>> [_] Anon 1777051 wow actually sat through everything... and the anthem was hilarious. Then it fucking launches you into a playable game, where you press one button and get killed by the missle your setting out to destroy. Fuck this game, best troll ever 11/10
>> [_] Anon 1777058 This is amazing
>> [_] Anon 1777072 Meh. The game gets boring past world 5. Best to just collect all the extras and end it there.
>> [_] Anon 1777073 couldn't make it through physics 103 before the boredom got me.
>> [_] Anon 1777079 FUCK THISSS TUTORIAL SAYS SNAKE-MAN
>> [_] Anon 1777096 >prepare for deploy >but before you go we must inform you about enemies fuck this shit I just don't care anymore
>> [_] Anon 1777104 The ghost pirates were so fucking spooky
>> [_] Anon 1777110 fucking awesome game. 5/5
>> [_] Anon 1777124 Already know the ending to this marvelous game, yet I ALWAYS Come back to play it! Hahah 5/5 the best fucking game ever!
>> [_] Anon 1777138 I WENT THROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKING TUTORIAL, EVEN THE FUCKING NATIONAL FUCKING ANTHEM! YOU KNOW HAPPENS?! NOTHING! NOTHING HAPPENS, YOU PRESS THE CTRL AND YOU DIE!!!! FUCK THIS FUCK OP AND FUCK STEAMSHOVEL HARRY!!!
>> [_] Anon 1777154 HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE AAAAAAANNNYYYYYYYYTTTHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG
>> [_] Anon 1777173 >># and you know, fuck steamshovel harry with a steamshovel
>> [_] Anon 1777187 Reading the comments of this game brings me laughs everytime. Good work, OP.
>> [_] Anon 1777200 was thinking about posting this till now seems you decided it was time again OP
>> [_] Anon 1777239 >mfw the spider king turned evil near the end why
>> [_] Anon 1777274 LOL this game is awesome

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] One of the best games ever played. Anon 1765310 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1765315 level two is hard -.-
>> [_] Anon 1765316 two words, artificial difficulty.
>> [_] Anon 1765320 I remember how god damn evil this game was in terms of it's tutorial system taking forever.
>> [_] Anon 1765323 This tutorial bullshit is insulting
>> [_] Anon 1765324 Is there actually a game here?
>> [_] Anon 1765329 >># no
>> [_] Anon 1765330 Can I download that song somewhere
>> [_] Anon 1765331 Any tips on defeating the Space Dragon boss?
>> [_] Anon 1765334 lmfao what is this tutorial goddamn
>> [_] Anon 1765346 I hate that fucking song
>> [_] Anon 1765357 I love this game. Level 15 is a bitch though, dem equations.
>> [_] Anon 1765361 Man, this game brings back memories. So good... >># Yes there is, you just suck at it, apparently.
>> [_] Anon 1765366 Fuck this game, I didn't even fucking play it because the goddamn tutorial kept dragging on and on.
>> [_] Anon 1765378 Fuck this shit. I am not here to listen to lectures.
>> [_] go to hell Anon 1765379 I hate U !
>> [_] Anon 1765380 >># >># >># >># >># There's actually people on /f/ who HAVEN'T played Steamshovel Harry??
>> [_] Anon 1765382 worst troll ever. >2nd tutorial starts "oh well this is the whole game, figures it's some pathetic troll" i feel bad for whoever spent that much time making such a p.o.s
>> [_] Anon 1765383 "Watch out for the graaavityyyy, GRAVITYYYY is gonna kill your parents"
>> [_] Repost-chan 1765387 >># We've had a recent flood of underage b& >># it just a gaem y u mad
>> [_] Anon 1765404 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81tKjFvKn Bs use listentoyoutube.com for the conversion. It's not bad. >># It's "...Gonna kill ya Harry"
>> [_] Anon 1765408 Obvious troll, but I'm playing through it for shits. I find it pretty funny.
>> [_] Anon 1765414 horrid game. tut is way too long and not to mention boring. can't even play the game because i pressed one button at the start and it said game over and had to start the tut over. you know..FUCK THIS SHIT.
>> [_] Anon 1765417 >expecting a good game >got long tutorial when someone posts a file thats only the game, not a fuckin long tutorial, then ill play.
>> [_] Anon 1765427 >># Dude you have to press the spacebar to skip fast enough once you start, first time mistake.
>> [_] Anon 1765428 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># 65334 >># >># And here I thought summer was over.
>> [_] Anon 1765429 This game is worse than final fantasy X-2 and Fable 2 combined.
>> [_] Anon 1765440 Hm, this version's tutorial doesn't have that comical "The enemy's attack will arrive in 15 minutes! Time is of the essence!" in the beginning?
>> [_] Anon 1765442 Tutorial is too long and doesn't let me skip it. No point in playing
>> [_] Anon 1765445 >># i have x-2 and i thought it was great i also thought the movie stealth was awesome come at me bro
>> [_] Anon 1765454 The best game of 2012 -The New York Times
>> [_] Anon 1765458 god, when will i be able to play this motherfucking piece of shit mad/10
>> [_] Anon 1765475 "Sorry for the lecture, but I hope you understand the gravity of situation." I feel trolled.
>> [_] Anon 1765486 i cant beat the first boss
>> [_] Anon 1765500 this is about as awsome as PSTW Stick rpg!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1765505 HOW THE FUCK DO I GET PAST THE SPACE BUNNY LEVEL
>> [_] Anon 1765512 If my planetary anthem was that long, I'd kill myself.
>> [_] Anon 1765515 >># Jokes =/= trolls. Go back to Reddit faggot, it's just some situational humor.
>> [_] Anon 1765521 10/10 OP, had me waiting till physics 103 >># redditard alert.
>> [_] Anon 1765528 >># you have to stop pressing ctrl when you come past the bigger asteroid, then it should work
>> [_] Anon 1765557 I'm laughing so hard right now... Part of it is nostalgia, most of it is how many summerfags are still here
>> [_] Anon 1765565 >># There are always newfags discovering this for the first time, and I feel privileged to have this image board to watch them whine.
>> [_] Anon 1765586 >Been on 4chan since 2004 >Never seen this flash before >Wannabe oldfags refers to me as a newfag
>> [_] Anon 1765595 >># There's seriously something wrong if you've never seen this before.
>> [_] Anon 1765600 >># Nope, you're just not as knowledgeable about how 4chan works as you think you are.
>> [_] Anon 1765609 >># yea 7 years for me this is new to me :/
>> [_] Anon 1765612 >># Wow that's pretty bizarre. I've thought about this flash while not on /f/ itself...its actually good food for thought when it comes to game design. I'm sure it was intended more as a joke but it makes some good observations.
>> [_] Anon 1765620 Can I.. Have the song from this? Anyone know where I can get it without ripping it? ._.;
>> [_] Anon 1765621 lol, threads on this game are always so fucking cash
>> [_] Anon 1765627 >># how mad/10
>> [_] Anon 1765631 The game has been completely deconstructed and yielded nothing. It's been said time and again at this point. There is no game here. There is nothing even worth your time. Unless you enjoy overly long tutorials so much you want to watch a 10 minute one for a game you won't even play, stay away from this thing. The joke is that people pretend that it's a great game to get others to play it. Then the others die after the tutorial because that's the whole game. Then they complain, and everyone says "you just suck, try again and press this key this time". So the gullible fools sit through the longass tutorial again, only to have the same thing happen. It's a troll game and, frankly, the joke is stale and boring. If I wanted to listen to bad comedy I've already seen a thousand times, I'd go watch an Adam Sandler romantic comedy.

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1742504 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1742515 I liked the part where I had to wait.
>> [_] Anon 1742521 >># This game is so worth the wait. It's such a sick ass game! :D
>> [_] Anon 1742522 >># I know man. When It finally started I shat myself.
>> [_] Anon 1742525 >massive tutorial for a fucking flash game Fuck this..
>> [_] Anon 1742526 physics 103. FUCK THIS SHIT.
>> [_] Anon 1742527 Is there seriously no way to skip this 10 minute intro
>> [_] Anon 1742528 im stuck on the 2nd boss, any help guys?
>> [_] Anon 1742531 His jaws can dissolve anything HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHIIING
>> [_] Anon 1742533 Man, the ending surprised me! This game has a great storyline.
>> [_] Anon 1742535 >sit through the entire god damn intro thing >finally the game begins >spider helper asks if I want help >die FUCK YOU OP FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 1742536 great game
>> [_] Anon 1742538 I hate all of you, granted the physics song was probably worth all of it.
>> [_] Dr. Dick 1742546 This game is gay as shit. now i see why i never played it. the load times are too damn long and the game flung a game over at me before i could even move.
>> [_] Anon 1742556 I heard you liked tutorials, so I stuck a tutorial in yo tutorial so you can tutorial while you tutorial about tutorials in a game about tutorials.
>> [_] Anon 1742557 >># I have that song in my "songs to fuck to" playlist
>> [_] Anon 1742561 God dammit... I knew this was gonna happen. Fuck whoever made this.
>> [_] Anon 1742571 I cant kill the last dragon rider
>> [_] Anon 1742576 anyone who hates this game is a fucking casual piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 1742579 This remind me how current western games are made.
>> [_] Anon 1742624 Holy fuck ADD A SKIP BUTTON YOU TWATS
>> [_] Anon 1742633 Surely the conflict was over in favor of the enemy after all this bullshit...
>> [_] Anon 1742636 With atmosphere not poison gas, with grazing dear and mountain pass.
>> [_] Anon 1742637 Never got to the end of the tutorial. I assume it's just never ending tutorial, and maybe a trollface at the end, or something.
>> [_] cyrione 1742647 i like the part in the begining where it says you need to hurry
>> [_] Anon 1742648 >># >doesn't know about the skip button
>> [_] Anon 1742649 God I fucking hate whoever made this.
>> [_] Anon 1742658 >># >># >># >sit through the entire god damn intro thing >finally the game begins >spider helper asks if I want help >die >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 1742659 dat twist...
>> [_] Anon 1742661 Not even kidding, whenever anyone asks what kind of video games I like, I usually go with this.
>> [_] Anon 1742668 I can't get past the space dragon. How do you beat him?
>> [_] Anon 1742672 i sit through this whole fucking tutorial only to find out that there's no alternative to the ctrl key(my ctrl key is broke)
>> [_] Anon 1742686 Motherfucking Steamshovel Harry...
>> [_] Anon 1742698 Newfags don't know bout the level 4.
>> [_] Anon 1742703 ok that damn boss that floats in the air and sprays bullets in a circle. How do you get past those?
>> [_] Anon 1742705 this is genious
>> [_] Anon 1742711 I liked the part were i couldnt play the game because the game designers think im retarded and cant figure out the game mechanics on my own, so they made me wait through a 10 minute walk through about EVERY DETAIL ON HOW TO PLAY THE GAME, so i wouldn't strain my delicate brain trying to get past level one.
>> [_] Anon 1742715 i couldn't sit through the intro. The tutorial is needlessly meticulous and long. Its as if it were trying to explain the game to 5 yearolds, plus the never ending intro. What the fuck ever happened to conveyance in video games? OP go play gemaman so you know how to design a fucking game properly.
>> [_] Anon 1742718 Hey newfriends, let me fill you in. The game was designed to piss you off, it's just one big tutorial with no actual gameplay. Please, welcome to 4chan and enjoy your stay! now confine yourself to /b/ and don't visit any other boards.
>> [_] Anon 1742725 >># Why wasn't your comment at the top? D:
>> [_] Anon 1742726 FUCK YOU HOW DO I GET PAST THE SPIDER
>> [_] Anon 1742747 >># Well, it was fun up until now.

File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] This game is fucking hardAnonymous06/30/12(Sat)21:30No.1710339 Any tips for getting past level 3? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)21:33No.1710344 >># Yeah, you just make your way around those three enemes on the far left, and then go right almost the second you come across the other set of enemies. Hope I helped.
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)21:33No.1710346 You have to use the double-jump to get to the ledge, then long-jump past the barrier. It's tricky, but not too hard once you know the secret.
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)21:47No.1710363 ok but how do I dodge the projectile barrage from the robo-dragon boss?
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)21:50No.1710365 this games introduction was far too long to hold my interest. good job fail game!
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)22:17No.1710380 I assume beating this game involves getting through the intro that keeps reminding me that i'm running out of time BUT keeps talking about stupid shit. yeah i'll never beat this game.
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)22:18No.1710381 Make the instructions optional or skippable, and maybe more people will be willing to give this game a chance. Nobody wants to sit through 15 minutes of shite, just let us play the bloody game!
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)22:20No.1710383 Just beat it. The game was totally worth it. Not exactly what I expected from "space cookie monster", but whatever.
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)22:22No.1710386 TROLL FLASH GOT YOU ALL HA HA
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)22:22No.1710388 >># >># >># gtfo casuals >># how bout you go play a game more your speed, maybe angry birds?
>> [_] lamewut06/30/12(Sat)22:25No.1710389 I couldn't even make it past the training before i lost interest.
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)22:36No.1710397 ITS A FUCKING TROLL FLASH.....
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)22:46No.1710403 >># >># Steamshovel Harry is a glorious piece of work. You sir should take your butt hurt elsewhere.
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)23:06No.1710415 when do i get to play the actual game?
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)23:13No.1710417 >people not sitting through the intro It's a goddamn physics/platformer/shootemup be grateful this glorious game exists
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)23:18No.1710418 got past the spider rocket what do
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)23:21No.1710420 >># give up No, seriously, give up, there's no way to beat this thing. It is literally that difficult.
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)23:25No.1710424 goddamn five minute unskippable intro, fuck this
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)23:30No.1710428 Guys, will harry ever deploy?
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)23:36No.1710433 i can't get past the intro, it's too hard
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)23:38No.1710434 Oh god.. the anthem....
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)23:43No.1710439 >Got to Physics 101 "Okay so some people are idiots... I can skip it right? .. eh okay no problem I can wait." >Got to Physics 102 >Clicked X
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)01:26No.1710487 all of my lols.jpeg
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)01:37No.1710493 spoiler alert: helper spider is secret final boss
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)01:53No.1710501 Protip, you can't beat the final boss unless you get the VERY first pick up in the game, you have to head left to get it.
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)02:34No.1710526 >># Where is it? I remember it being somewhere left to the green flashing asteroid, but can't remember where to get it properly. It passed almost 3 years since i finished this game the first time, it was real fun, took me several hours, though.
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)02:36No.1710529 wow took me 4 tries but I finally did it! ty for sharing
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)03:22No.1710565 Longest intro ever, but the game is worth it.
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)04:34No.1710583 When does the game fucking start? I've been here taking shit lessons in physics for over 3 hours.
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)04:36No.1710584 Ok. I'm at the national fucking anthem. Right now if this game was made of gold vaginas I wouldn't play. Fuck this game.
>> [_] themanthatsgoingtosave/r9k/ !6UEJSkGVOk07/01/12(Sun)05:08No.1710598 >wow they actually have some good music for this game? this game is either a troll or a really well put together game >the fucking intro is long as shit >it's okay the game is going to be worth it >10 minutes later >FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS A 10 MINUTE INSTRUCTION FOR A FLASH GAME IT CAN'T BE THAT HARD >get to the national anthem >fucking shit are you serious it's a flash game it doesn't take all that >national anthem ends and training level begins >oh finally >press control >I'M THE FUCKING HELP SPIDER CAN I HELP >FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU >nuke kills me and game over screen >wha- what- You just FUCK THIS PIECE OF CRAP FAGGOT OP WASTED 15 MINUTES OF MY FUCKING TIME WITH THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU FAGGGGGGGGGGGGG STEAM SHOVEL HARRY STEAM SHOVEL FUCKING HARRY
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)05:11No.1710600 >># I'm pretty sure that if you can't even make it past the damn intro level in this, you should have your internet taken away. PROTIP: Keep your pinky finger on the enter key to immediately dismiss Helper Spiders when they appear in the intro level, makes it more tolerable. They're only in the intro stage, though.

File: Steamshovel_Harry jimmies be rustelin.swf-(5.66 MB, Game)
[_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)03:28No.1702250 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)03:41No.1702258 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. You have to sit through a lecture and a FUCKING ANTHEM before you can play? Really?
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)03:43No.1702260 WHEN DO I GET TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)03:44No.1702261 Needs more cutscenes!
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)03:47No.1702262 Oh. Ha ha.
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)03:54No.1702267 >># THERE IS NO GAME
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)07:11No.1702341 But you just lost it.
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)08:01No.1702357 you sit through all that lecture and anthem just to die. I laughed soo hard xD
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)08:12No.1702362 someone should actually make the game, it looks like it'd be interesting
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)09:00No.1702380 someone trolled us good

File[Steamshovel_Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1693468 difficult game. can't get past level 3
>> [_] Anon 1693474 10 minutes later the game begins
>> [_] Anon 1693475 what kind of ignorant schimpanzee programmed this? what's with the unskippable, long-ass tutorial? fuck
>> [_] Anon 1693478 goddammit, a national anthem? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? op, this game better be goddamend good or i'll call my cousin in the cyberpolice and consequences will never be the same
>> [_] Anon 1693479 run, op. you'd better goddamn run.
>> [_] Anon 1693480 OP, this game's intro is too long ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1693484 Dangit OP, you got to level 3? I can't get past the robo-terrorist dragon on level 2. How do you avoid the missles?
>> [_] Anon 1693487 12 minutes.... for the game to start.... really?
>> [_] Anon 1693489 be afraid, op. be very afraid.
>> [_] Anon 1693490 >Go through the ENTIRE intro >NATIONAL FUCKING ANTHEM >Finally get to play >Press ctrl >GAME OVER >Try again >Have to go through intro again 10/10, OP
>> [_] Anon 1693491 You guys seriously have short attention span if you can't sit through a basic intro. The game is fun. I managed to get stop the missile.
>> [_] Anon 1693492 >># They're just impatient manchildren
>> [_] Anon 1693493 Ok so I got through the initial platforming section after the tutorial. Now I'm stuck on where to go on the part with the rotating doorways.
>> [_] Anon 1693514 Alright I found one code but apparently the spider gate needs two to open. Where do I find the second one?
>> [_] Anon 1693518 This fucking game suck, did a monkey program this ? skippable intro is too mainstream or i dunno ?
>> [_] Anon 1693519 FUCKING LOL
>> [_] Anon 1693526 Newfags, newfags everywhere.
>> [_] Anon 1693527 jesus fucking christ this tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1693528 There...There are actually people on /f/ who haven't played Steamshovel Harry? It reeks of summer in here.
>> [_] Anon 1693531 >># That.
>> [_] Anon 1693533 >># 11/10, OP
>> [_] Anon 1693535 oh my fucking god worst forced tutorial ever
>> [_] Anon 1693537 might as well call this "tutorial: the game"
>> [_] Anon 1693541 this game is a prank, btw. you literally CANNOT get past level 3.
>> [_] Anon 1693557 Ahh a classic
>> [_] Anon 1693559 This game is shit.
>> [_] Mugen7676 !z3WlfboQ5U 1693561 didnt even bother playing. shits too long
>> [_] Anon 1693564 >># oh come on, this game is great >># also, you're retarded. There's a door if you go backwards at the beginning.
>> [_] Anon 1693567 Nice OP. And by nice, I mean nice samefagging trying to get everyone to play this shitty "game" that doesn't exist. It's just a bunch of tutorials and you're killed at the beginning. Haha, trolling. So funny. My sides. Fuck off, please.
>> [_] Anon 1693570 >># What's with you and thinking everyone is a samefag. Are you that paranoid? You have some serious entitlement issues. Go cry a fucking river.
>> [_] Anon 1693573 >># OP pls leave
>> [_] Anon 1693577 >># >># >># >># here we go. all samefag pretending to be differentfag but actually samefag there you go and thank you. op btw.
>> [_] Anon 1693601 all trolling aside, best thing about this game is the damn tutorial song if you listen to it all. youtube com/watch?v=81tKjFvKnBs
>> [_] Anon 1693602 Fucking idiots. The intro contains vital clues on how to play the damn game. Sure, go ahead and skip it so you can fly around not knowing wtf you are doing
>> [_] Anon 1693603 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># please leave
>> [_] Anon 1693605 Putting aside the fact that this is a troll flash, that song is catchy as fuck and is quite possibly the greatest song containing autotune in the history of music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81tKjFvKn Bs
>> [_] Anon 1693624 WATCH OUT FOR THAT GRAVITTTTTYYY!
>> [_] Anon 1693636 ASTEROIDS ARE SMALLER THAN PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANETS
>> [_] Anon 1693641 I meant to say meteroids there... woah woah oh oh oh~
>> [_] Anon 1693653 IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY ITS TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY ITS TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMMYYYYYYYY HEYYAAAEHHHHHH.
>> [_] Anon 1693659 Can't get past tutorial, seriously hard
>> [_] Anon 1693674 this is not a game, it's an intro to a game followed by an automatic loss, several people have confirmed this using tools to look at the code. It's meant to troll you. A similar game for The Hunger Games was released on newgrounds for april fools.

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Cain !!GBvgNM4tK9g 1677988
>> [_] Anon 1677999 God I love this game. Does anyone know where I can get the soundtrack? Serious question.
>> [_] Anon 1678006 God damn it.
>> [_] Anon 1678009 What the hell did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 1678030 tl;dr
>> [_] Anon 1678045 Im with the last boss, the octopus cloud thingy how do i damage it???
>> [_] Anon 1678049 >># http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/0 7/08/steamshovel-harry-music/
>> [_] Anon 1678050 That was amazing, I can't believe I went through it all in one go!
>> [_] Anon 1678055 I can't believe all these same trolls post here every time this movie is posted. Emphasis on the word "movie", notice the lack of the word "game".
>> [_] Anon 1678057 Is this a fucking game or a fucking movie? I gave up at the dancing star shit going "WHEN AM I SUPPOSE TO START PLAYING?!"
>> [_] Anon 1678058 lulz >># >># >>#
>> [_] Cain !!GBvgNM4tK9g 1678059 >># the last time I posted this was in 2009 so I thought it was due.
>> [_] Anon 1678060 >># you must throw the rocks directly at the cloud. also, that's not the last boss, you're in for a world of pain
>> [_] Anon 1678074 this is not a game, as soon as you get to the point where you can move, it ends via the missle. There's a very, very good reason why none of the trolls ever say anything about getting through this part. It's because the joke is that they make shit up every time in hopes of fooling more people.
>> [_] Anon 1678078 Wow, that was pointless. Good thing it was funny.
>> [_] Anon 1678081 >># Of course trolls like you have to ruin the one occasion where a flashgame comes along that is actually decent. Just because the intro is long. There is a perfectly logical solution to the crash thing in the beginning you know, it's obviously hinted at in the introduction. Too bad if you didnt have the attention span to get your head around it, I guess...
>> [_] Anon 1678082 >># awwwww yeah
>> [_] Anon 1678096 >># FUCK YOU AND ALL THE CANCER YOU BRING WITH YOU
>> [_] Anon 1678122 that missle was a bitch to dodge
>> [_] Anon 1678130 When do I get to play?
>> [_] lol Wut !Kll9q.6X3c 1678151 fuck it at the athem
>> [_] Anon 1678178 i remember when i fell for this troll it was around the same time i fell for the lolicat girls... ahh memeories...
>> [_] Anon 1678181 Classic.
>> [_] Anon 1678189 this is golden

File[Mega laser quest to save earth.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] /f/ needs more awesome games Anon 1642481 Hard son of a bitch. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1642490 Even though I know this a troll, for some reason this "game" is hard to not play
>> [_] Anon 1642498 wtf
>> [_] Anon 1642500 Watched the whole thing fully knowing what was going to happen
>> [_] Anon 1642506 This is funny. I get it.
>> [_] Anon 1642510 You have to admit, it is one of the most elaborate pranks you have seen. Also, that song at the end is worth all the stalling.
>> [_] Anon 1642513 intro too long decided not to play
>> [_] Anon 1642537 i could get to the game
>> [_] YES Anon 1642571 I got to level 9
>> [_] Anon 1642573 After 3 years I STILL can't beat that spider king boss. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET PAST HIS WEB? IT COVERS THE ENTIRE FUCKING SCREEN.
>> [_] Anon 1642581 >># there is a hint in the intro
>> [_] Anon 1642616 TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY!!!! the only reason I keep going..
>> [_] Anon 1642619 I love this game. And I love games. And I know a thing or two about love and games. And now I know a thing or two about Meteoroids.

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] /f/ Needs more quality games Anon 1618619 Too many crappy flash games lately. This one only has 3 levels but is actually fun to play. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1618620 fucking spider boss always gets me
>> [_] Anon 1618623 >># His jaws can dissolve your armor avoid them and its easier
>> [_] Anon 1618625 >># That's what he get's for not paying close enough attention to the instructions.
>> [_] Anon 1618626 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK i made it all the way to the last checkpoint in the third level before dying because the battery in my keyboard ran out!!! RAAAAAAAGGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1618627 They need to hurry up and make a sequel already. I've played through this one at least 20 times. Still fun, though
>> [_] Lord of the Anons 1618629 lololololol I loved the part where you had to 360 to beat that lizard, it was difficult but made the game have a great ending. I felt good after having put so much effort into it
>> [_] Anon 1618633 heh the first time i died right after the tutorial because i didnt pay attention to what i was supposed to do.
>> [_] Anon 1618639 Fuck this game, I died and didn't even press anything. This no game.
>> [_] Anon 1618652 I was suspicious about the length and slowness of the tutorial and then the fucking anthem. God dammit who makes these flashes.
>> [_] Anon 1618654 >># HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING! Also music in mp3 format here on the website of the guy that made it http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/0 7/08/steamshovel-harry-music/
>> [_] Anon 1618655 I learned more about astronomy in the last 10 minutes then I have in the last 10 years
>> [_] Anon 1618665 I had no idea earth had grass!
>> [_] Anon 1618666 The first space dragon was one of the hardest and most memorable boss battles of my entire life. bookmarked
>> [_] Anon 1618672 Fake, no game. Intentionally long intro, get killed no matter what only to have to watch the whole thing over again
>> [_] Anon 1618682 >># HOLY SHIT I GOT TRIPS!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1618701 >># one minute after upload you got the spider boss its mean only one you must save this awesome game some time ago
>> [_] Anon 1618739 how long are these stupid instructions
>> [_] Anon 1618758 fucking space dragons. way too hard.
>> [_] Anon 1618764 what the fuck was that shit!
>> [_] Anon 1618765 I fucking hate you guys
>> [_] Godwyn 1618768 Oh god, not this game again. Shit's way too fucking hard.
>> [_] Anon 1618770 are the instructions supposed to be this boring and tediously long?
>> [_] Anon 1618773 >># >># >># >># >># That sir is the definition of a newfag, man shit was so awesome before you guys fucked everything up... Years ago
>> [_] Anon 1618789 fucking to shitty intro. let me play the fucking game you cunt developer.
>> [_] Anon 1618791 >># fuck up cunt. I have been coming to 4chan since 2006, this flash is shit.
>> [_] Anon 1618801 >># >mfw he can't even get to the Space Duck Let me guess, you died at the first rocket like a weak-ass scrub who can't even press ctrl fast?
>> [_] Anon 1618803 Guys, you do know you're supposed to buy that phase reverser or whatever the fuck it's called from the customisation shop, right? Right? I mean it was pretty fucking obvious from the TONS OF TIMES HE SAID TO BUY SHIT FROM THE SHOP Fuck, what is your attention span?
>> [_] Anon 1618804 >># Thanks bro, the lizzard boss was easy as shit with that gear.
>> [_] Anon 1618807 Yeah. Because this isn't old shit. Hey i've got an idea, post a flash called "Maze Game" and post a ton of comments pretending there isn't a screamer, i'm sure you'll fool all of the three people who are new to the entire internet.
>> [_] Anon 1618808 ... This physics is stupid. There isn't an asteroid with a force of gravity large enough to pull you in. They're too far from the sun and too small. You would more likely be attracted to the whole damn belt than an asteroid.
>> [_] Anon 1618815 Remember me RRRR
>> [_] Anon 1618821 Can never beat the dragon :/
>> [_] Anon 1618827 What is copypasta?
>> [_] Anon 1618830 got bored after then 20minute tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1618871 worst flash ever
>> [_] Anon 1618876 >># can you please repost the manticore game instead ? too lazy to swf chan and don't remember the flash name.
>> [_] Anon 1618883 Fucking dragons
>> [_] Anon 1618911 >># Pasta: Italian dish/condiment, made from dried unleavened dough, which is then boiled. Copy: A replica or duplicate. Hence, copypasta: A replica or duplicate of said dish/condiment.
>> [_] Anon 1618912 People are mad.
>> [_] Anon 1618939 >># Which way adventure
>> [_] Anon 1618952 game is shit

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Awesome game Anon 1559810 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1559814 Thats one shitty planetary anthem
>> [_] Anon 1559817 Watch out for that gravity
>> [_] Anon 1559818 i'm stuck on level 3, i cant get past the 4 miners guarding the entrance to the mining base
>> [_] Anon 1559820 Holy fuck that is an awful long and forced intro.
>> [_] Anon 1559822 How do I beat the first mecha-thing, I can't seem to do damage to it.
>> [_] Anon 1559823 Beat it my first go. Jelly?
>> [_] Tiel Diarr 1559827 Intro was too long. I gave up on it.
>> [_] Anon 1559832 Hohohoholy shit!!! 9000 points!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1559850 There's a secret bonus ending if you manage to lure the alien force to the space dragon den just as the redirected missile hits. Probably should have spoilered that, but eh.
>> [_] Anon 1559869 God damn random meteor showers
>> [_] Anon 1559872 damned gamma ray blasts on the second base.. I CAN'T HIT THE MECHA IF THE BLASTS KEEP ME OUTTA RANGE L:SKFJ:EFNH:BPSONSEMLF
>> [_] Anon 1559874 OMG THIS GAME IS EPIC the stupid intro is -3999 / 10 but the game once it eventually starts is over 9000 /10 worth the wait OMG
>> [_] Anon 1559875 sure is samefag in here
>> [_] Anon 1559876 holy shit is this static tutorial the game or something
>> [_] Anon 1559880 After the anthem played I was like "Let this mother fucker burn i don't want to save earth anymore"
>> [_] Anon 1559901 There actually is a function in the code called "winGame()". However, all it does is inform a website that you made it through the game -- in fact, almost all of the actionscript in this file is tracking code. This sucker uploads every detail it can get about you.
>> [_] Anon 1559904 I don't want to live on this planet anymore!
>> [_] Anon 1559909 Wait guise what the f how do i get past the first part when the spider is about to give me advice??? Is what he says importent? :0
>> [_] Anon 1559940 >># Dud for for fuck's sake, it's boring than balls shaving
>> [_] Anon 1559967 Astronomy 101...I'm done here.
>> [_] Anon 1559970 >># >has noko Faggot
>> [_] Anon 1559971 >># You beat the first boss with the Multiple rock gripping arm, you can buy it after the first 2 planets Then you use it to take atleast 2 of those meteors he throws at you and throw them back to his head
>> [_] Anon 1559976 OMFG FUCK THIS FUCK THIS SO FUCKING HARD THAT WAS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF FUCKING TIME FUCKING EVER YES I MAD
>> [_] Anon 1559977 god DAMNIT INTRO
>> [_] Anon 1559979 Quit before I finished the intro
>> [_] Anon 1559982 fuck this intro is like 7 minutes long, then just when you think its beggining, you gotta sit throught some fucking 3 minute long shit anthem. I dont even think theres a game, just a shitty ass flash with bad music.
>> [_] Anon 1559983 >># Lol this is a troll game, right after you finish the long intros, it puts you in the game. Anything you press gets you killed instantly. It will say "retry" after a few seconds. Clicking it brings you back to the title screen, being forced to watch the intro again.
>> [_] Anon 1559986 hah, I see what you did there. You put a [G] where a [L] should be. Very clever...
>> [_] Anon 1559990 i won
>> [_] Anon 1559996 >intro more than 5 min long nope
>> [_] Anon 1560012 Is summer over yet?
>> [_] Anon 1560030 7 fires OP.... die in 7 fires...
>> [_] Anon 1560031 fucking. gold.

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] A classic, 'cause this is maybe the best flash game ever made Anon 1551229 The anthem always draw me a tear. Truely a good game. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1551237 I thought I smelled a troll around Physics 103. By the time the spider king came out...oh man.
>> [_] Anon 1551240 Man what a long shitty mandatory intro... Someone teach them a SKIP button.
>> [_] Anon 1551241 fuck this I'll play it later. I don't have time for the world's longest intro.
>> [_] Anon 1551242 You guys don't know what you are missing. It is so worth it once you get to level five and fight the wasp boss.
>> [_] Anon 1551244 1. Open SWF 2. Paste in URL field: javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFrame ("/", 14); 3. Hit Enter 4. YOU WIN!! In the time it takes to do the intro I could have talked submitter's mom into anal for food stamps :(
>> [_] Anon 1551246 boy what a nice flash cartoon.
>> [_] Anon 1551251 Not this shitty old troll flash again
>> [_] Anon 1551283 How the hell do I get past level 4? That damned moon monster is too fast to get to the end of the level.
>> [_] Anon 1551362 It's more annoying than FarCry2 intro XD
>> [_] Anon 1551373 how do I get past the moon martian guardians?! I keep using the plasma buster rockets, but they don't work as they should

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] /r/ inside Anon 1540567 How do I get past level 5? It's a fucking bitch to get past.
>> [_] Anon 1540585 i dont remember the levels, is it the one witht eh squid boss?
>> [_] Anon 1540586 >># No, that was level 4.
>> [_] Anon 1540589 open swf paste in URL: javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFrame ("/", 14); hit enter skip tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1540602 THE INTRO IS TOO FUCKING LONG GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1540629 holy fuuuuuuuuuck am i getting trolled?
>> [_] Anon 1540630 the game is a trap! dont play it, its not a real game! fuuuuuuuuuck fuck fuuuuuuck fuck phuck i wasted 10 minutes of my life listening to shitty auto tune. i fucking knew something was gonna happen but i still went for it... fuuuuuuuuuuuck me
>> [_] Anon 1540631 yeah the intro is a little long but it's totally worth it, the astroid boss owns holy fuckkkkk that ending
>> [_] Anon 1540632 >># lier, not a real game, its a trap to waste your time
>> [_] Anon 1540634 >># Stop your trolling and play this game. You might even enjoy it.

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[_] [G] Anon 1532645 Enjoy. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1532652 A thousand internets to whoever beats the squid boss How do you guys avoid its thunderclouds??????
>> [_] Anon 1532653 >># That's easy. When he gets REALLY close, jump, then use your shield to deflect the thunderclouds.
>> [_] Anon 1532662 well shit
>> [_] Anon 1532667 nah ... this is old guys time for something new
>> [_] Anon 1532706 >># >># samefag Next time, clear your name before posting
>> [_] Anon 1532712 >># >># >># Samefag samefaggan a samefag post
>> [_] Anon 1532720 Why do I keep playing this damn thing
>> [_] noko 1532729 The code is up up down down left right left right a b enter.
>> [_] Anon 1532733 FUCK THIS SHIIIIT
>> [_] Anon 1532758 I couldn't even make it past the stupid unskippable intro telling me how to jump and acting like the game of asteroids is some fucking cock sucking revolution.

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1526650 still cant get past fuckin level 5 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1526652 >yfw I told them how to skip the tutorial? 1. Open SWF 2. Paste in URL field: javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFrame ("/", 14); 3. Hit Enter 4. YOU WIN!!
>> [_] Anon 1526661 >># disappointment engulfs my heart
>> [_] Anon 1526669 what was the point of this game anyways? to teach middle school kids about space and physics?
>> [_] Anon 1526680 this game takes too fucking long -.-
>> [_] Anon 1526696 The key to the level 5 boss is not fucking up your jumps on the larger asteroids.
>> [_] Anon 1526704 why does this game take so long? It's like they want people to not play
>> [_] Anon 1526707 >># oh I get it
>> [_] Anon 1526709 Oh look. It's this troll again.
>> [_] Anon 1526715 PHYSIICS. GONNA MAKE LOVE TO PHYSIICS ALL NIGHT LONG. MAKING PSYSICSLOVE ALL NIGHT.
>> [_] Anon 1526727 HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHIIIIIIING
>> [_] Anon 1526775 >># >># >># >># Hi, you must be new here. Anything worth doing isn't easy. Epic game is epic. Still have a hard time on level 9.
>> [_] Anon 1526824 Died to the very first button I pushed. Not waiting for that GDMF long assed intro again. Sesler and Webb give it 0 out of 5.
>> [_] Anon 1526834 >># that's the point, there is no game. They just make you wait through the intro for nothing. Its just troll none sence
>> [_] Anon 1526839 Do any of you have the Flash to browse 4chan??

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1522195 because everyone loved it the first time Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1522198 FUCK YEAH STEAMSHOVEL HARRY! One of the best games, only they should add a skip Tutorial button.
>> [_] Anon 1522200 Fuck yea! 284,912 points!!! Beat that bitches!
>> [_] Anon 1522202 that boss at level 3 wtf man..
>> [_] Anon 1522204 omg this is taking so long to start...
>> [_] Anon 1522207 I don't.
>> [_] Anon 1522209 Are you fucking kidding me.
>> [_] Anon 1522210 >># Yes, that seems to be the situation.
>> [_] Anon 1522212 His jaws can dissolve anything
>> [_] Nos 1522216 fucking sucks. sucks black dick
>> [_] Nos 1522219 i hold ctrl at the start of the practice, i die, have to go thru whole intro again. nope
>> [_] Anon 1522226 Best game ever.
>> [_] Anon 1522229 >># I go forward slightly, and a missile explodes. Nope.jpeg
>> [_] Anon 1522233 how do I got past level 3
>> [_] Anon 1522235 There is a game in here? 5 minutes and im still learning science.
>> [_] Anon 1522237 For the summerfags, no, there is no game, it's a very nicely made troll flash
>> [_] Anon 1522239 >># >He Ragequits when he lost against the first boss Protip: You have to try to get behind him
>> [_] Anon 1522251 This is my favorite thing ever
>> [_] Anon 1522255 best game ever, you gotta be careful though, the first level is unforgiving
>> [_] Anon 1522257 >># you did it wrong
>> [_] Anon 1522267 pam looks like daria
>> [_] Anon 1522270 this intro really does need a fucking SKIP
>> [_] Anon 1522288 I finally got past the tutorial part where you die at the end, took me forever to figure it out, but what you have to do is type "reggintoggafami" during the last thing of the tutorial, then the thing that kills you doesnt kill you anymore, after that it's a little hard, on level 4
>> [_] Anon 1522292 I can't be bothered, so tell me what happens when the tutorial ends. Does it loop, tell you you've been trolled, go back to the title page, or what?
>> [_] Anon 1522303 Not this shit again.
>> [_] Anon 1522306 long tutorial fail. bored as shit, didnt play, game maker should kill himself, I dont need to be told how to play a game for 10 minutes. show me the buttons, let me figure it out.
>> [_] Anon 1522314 wow, not sure if trollgame
>> [_] Anon 1522361 You've been trolled hard
>> [_] Anon 1522370 >># you're doing it wrong
>> [_] Anon 1522384 > 5 minute tutorial > 5 minute physics lesson > 5 minute song of shit > hit play > move one step, world blows up, go back to mainscreen trolled.jpeg
>> [_] Anon 1522394 this has got to be the cheesiest thing iv ever seen. and its educational agenda is so fucking obvious.
>> [_] Anon 1522397 His jaws can dissolve anything!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1522405 How the HELL do you do level 3? The boss does some bullshit or something I don't even know.
>> [_] Anon 1522408 >mfw people don't understand the troll posts >mfw people don't understand the troll game I'll ruin the magic for people. This game, by design, is a troll. It's not supposed to be playable, and it's supposed to be a stupid long tutorial. The people who say they got a score, or beat a boss are trolling you, much like this game is. Still, it's a damn good troll.
>> [_] ididabarrelroll 1522415 I have been trolled hard and I love it.
>> [_] Anon 1522422 >># goddamn when i finally got to the "get killed" part I laughed my ass off. i love trolls.
>> [_] Anon 1522431 At the end of it, I was amused.
>> [_] Anon 1522458 God, you people have a dry sense of humor. I was in stitches the first time I played this, and I downloaded the songs soon after. Summerfags can't have a bit of patience to enjoy a well crafted troll.
>> [_] Anon 1522460 Watch out for that gravitttyyyyyyy
>> [_] Anon 1522479 It was a fun game, but the developer needs to learn to not frontload his whole tutorial. I mean seriously... tell me as I play the game. Even if it means making 3 tutorial levels. Introduce the cool mechanics i saw in this game one at a time instead of all at once if you must. For srs.
>> [_] Anon 1522506 The responses are even better than the flash.
>> [_] Anon 1522515 >mfw I have only 15 minutes until earth explodes
>> [_] Bram 1522524 760,555 points! ROCK ON!
>> [_] Anon 1522528 if you press up up down down left right left right after the tutorial but before the explosion you can play a demo for this game
>> [_] Ren 1522544 Pro-tip: Skip the tutorial javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFrame ("/", 14);

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Cyber Akuma !9pQvCy3xq2 1517051 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1517058 How the fuck do you beat the cyber-demon or whatever the fuck it is?
>> [_] Anon 1517059 Long time no see, Akuma.
>> [_] Anon 1517065 why is this shity game giving me a lessen in physis and collage shit
>> [_] Anon 1517066 not a game, plz change the tag
>> [_] Anon 1517068 holy shit it's tutoriel is loooooooonnnnnnggggg :(
>> [_] Anon 1517070 HOLY FUCKING SHIT JUST LET ME PLAY THE DAMN GAME YOU FUCKING COCKGUZZLING RETARD
>> [_] Anon 1517071 Still haven't figured how to kill the goddamn boss. Do you guys mind giving me some tips? I press ctrl and try to get to its other side but the gravity of the planet is too much. Also I can't get close enough to hit it with my melee weapon. Should I have chosen the other weapon at the loadout screen? Also can I sprint?
>> [_] Anon 1517072 FUCKING AUTOTUNE AND TUTORIAL, 10/10, TROLLED HARD SAGED, REPORTED, CALLED THE COPS, BOUGHT A GUN, TOOK MARTIAL ARTS COURSES
>> [_] Anon 1517074 >># >># Stop samefagging you asshole. To those of you who are waiting for the game to start, don't. 10/10, massive troll.
>> [_] Anon 1517075 Goddamn it. I pressed -> at the beggining at the game and got hit by a missile. Have to press some kind of combo to make it out of there. Try pressing control and some arrow keys to jump over the 'helper'.
>> [_] Anon 1517076 >># Can you please give me some tips instead of calling me a faggot. FOR THE SPIDER KING! ;_:
>> [_] Anon 1517078 >># The fucking helper is more retarded than all of the rest of the game put together. He just stands like a retard and stops you from getting away.
>> [_] Anon 1517080 WATCH OUT FOR THE GRAVITY GRAVITY IS GONNA KILL YOU HARRY
>> [_] Anon 1517081 Shit last three meteoroids are douches.
>> [_] Anon 1517083 IT'S TIEM TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY PHYSICS IS GONNA KILL YOU HARRY PHYSICS IS GONNA PULL OUT A GUN AND SHOOT YOU RIGHT IN THE HEAD BAM! PHYSICS. OH YEEEAAAAHHH OOOOHH! I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE LOVE TO PHYSICS. GONNA LOVE HER ALL NIGHT LONG.
>> [_] Anon 1517089 DO IT HARRY DO IT TO WIN. PUNCH THAT MISSILE RIGHT IN THE FACE.
>> [_] Anon 1517095 fuck you steamshovel harry and your unskippable tutorial bullshit
>> [_] Anon 1517098 I hate you so much.
>> [_] Anon 1517102 >># What I've noticed is that when the small meteorites come, you can use them to knock out the bigger asteroids by using shift. Also for all not getting it, you can avoid the missile at the beginning of the game by completing the puzzle mini-game in the tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 1517107 Why is the tutorial so fucking long?
>> [_] Anon 1517110 Level 3 is fucking unbeatable.
>> [_] Anon 1517111 Hahah, okay, saved this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1517113 >># Need clarification. What do you find difficult? It just goes and gets harder in the later levels.
>> [_] Anon 1517116 You are dead, time to go to the beginning of the game where you have to watch the 10 minute long tutorial again....Fuck this game.
>> [_] Anon 1517118 >># I am assume that you have trouble getting to the anti-grav platform having the phased Gauss-gun and the fusion detonators. Just jump normally, grab a meteoroid, throw it down to double jump. Then quickly grab another from near the platform and throw it up to stabilize and to prevent yourself from being vented and maintain your trajectory.
>> [_] Anon 1517119 http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/0 7/08/steamshovel-harry-music/ Of all the planets all around In the sky and on the ground Only one you plainly see Is just good enough for me From fair Islington to yonder Perth We kindly suggest you consider Eaaarrth Oh medium-sized Earth of moderate speed and average girth From mars to mercury It's still the most livable, you see With atmosphere, not poison gas With grazing deer and mountain pass It's got oceans for swimming, not acid for dying There's a moon, some grass, lots of water too and more grass Giant lizards roam the plains Giant spiders live in caa-a-aves Over boiling seas And blood-red sky Our space police will acidify Every annoyance and enemy And be back in time for tea O Earth of thee we sing And to Earth's Great Spider King
>> [_] Anon 1517128 With atmosphere Not poison gas With grazing deer And poison grass We'll stand up and we'll sing To let Earthly freedom ring And let the Spider King still sti-i-ing HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE AAAAAAAAAAANNNNYYYYYTTTTTHHHHHHIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGG
>> [_] Anon 1517132 The only thing that I can't beat is the space Dragon in level 5. I guess it requires a gun that I didn't pick up. The polarizoid is fucken useless and the EM doped plasma gun does no damage against the dragon.
>> [_] Anon 1517137 "10/10" - Anon "Oh god it's like /v/ made a game" - Anon "Great time waster" - Anon "Also, level fucking 3 man. What the fuck?" - Anon "This shit is EPIC" - Anon "GOTYAY" - Anon
>> [_] Anon 1517142 it's probably the same person that posts this every time and he responds to his own trolls to pretend he is not forever alone
>> [_] Anon 1517144 Physics Oh yeah ohhhh Ooohhhhhh I can't wait to make love to physiiiiieecs Gonna love her all night long. Forever_Alone.jpg ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1517147 Fell asleep during the tutorial. Woke up partway through the National Anthem. Told the game to go fuck itself.
>> [_] Anon 1517148 >># lol i don't even know how to do that. how do you go thorugh the tutorial without clicking each time?
>> [_] Anon 1517152 Does this game have a save option? I find it hard to believe that even the hardest games don't have one. >No auto-save >2011
>> [_] Anon 1517169 Watch out for that gravity, watch out, watch out. Gravity, watch out... watch out for that gravity. Science times mass equals gravity. Gravity is gonna kill you, Harry. Gravity is gonna kill you... gravity. It's time to learn about astronomy. It's time to learn about astronomy. It's time to learn about astronomy. Hey... Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry. Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry. Asteroids are smaller than planets. Asteroids are smaller, wo oh wo oh. Asteroids are larger than meteorites. I meant to say meteroids then, wo oh wo oh wo oh wo oh. Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry. Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry. That meteor is gonna kill you, Harry. Physics are gonna kill you, Harry. Physics are gonna kill you, Harry! Physics are gonna kill you, Harry! It's gonna kill you and make you dead. Physics gonna pull out a gun. Shoot you right in the head. BLAM oh no, look out now! Hey...
>> [_] Anon 1517171 Physics. Oh yeah. Oh... Oh... I can't wait to make love... to physics. Gonna love her all night long. Making physics love, singing the physics song. Throw another downwards to double jump. Or throw it up to not jump as high. Do it Harry, do it to win. Punch that missile right in the face. Punch that missile all over the place. One two three four, punch that missile! When we open the door... Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry. Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry. Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry. Steamshovel Harry, Steamshovel Harry. Physics are gonna hunt you down and kill you in the middle of the night. Physics are gonna hunt you down and make everything all right.
>> [_] Anon 1517172 OH GOD! I JUST SAT THROUGH THE WHOLE THING AND DIED WHEN THE ROCKET FELL ON ME! HOPEY SHIT 10/10 DAMN YOU CYBER AKUMA; MAY YOUR GENETIC SEED BE MUTATED AND CAUSE GENERATIONS OF DEFORMED MUTANTS!
>> [_] Anon 1517174 Oh look, it's this troll again. Are trolls really that hard up they have to re-post stuff and samefag in the thread repeatedly? Oh.
>> [_] Anon 1517180 >Newfags don't know about steamshovel harry
>> [_] Anon 1517197 Are you shitting me, WHY THE FUCK IS THE TUTORIAL SO LONG. At least the music makes the tutorial bearable.
>> [_] Cyber Akuma !9pQvCy3xq2 1517199 >># U Mad Bro? And no, I'm not samefagging :P
>> [_] Anon 1517200 >># GREATSUCCESS.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1517202 I'm just surprised there are so many anons who don't know what Steamshovel Harry is. I hadn't realized it was summer already.
>> [_] Anon 1517223 The Greatest Game Ever Made, without doubt.
>> [_] Anon 1517235 In swfchan, it says that there is also an easter egg somewhere. Can anyone confirm for me? swfchan is down for me at the moment.
>> [_] Anon 1517244 that is some long as hell intro, i dropped that sh** like the plague. this is boring

File[Mega laser quest to save earth.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] I fucking love that game. Anon 1489560 500650 Points, beat me if you can. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1489564 ಠ_ಠ
>> [_] Anon 1489580 skip tutorial button please
>> [_] Anon 1489582 epic buildup to ending truly, had me fooled completely
>> [_] Anon 1489584 800,927! HA! Beat that, motherfucker!
>> [_] Anon 1489592 Okay seriously, when the big meteorites come, How do I use the smaller ones to knock them out of the way? I was so fucking close to the end :/
>> [_] Anon 1489595 501,425 FUCK YAH! beat you op
>> [_] Anon 1489597 this game's shit... the tutorials are too fucking long
>> [_] Anon 1489603 i think this game is literally just a tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1489609 worst game design EVER.
>> [_] Anon 1489612 Fucking awesome, but damn that level 2 boss is a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1489615 I can't figure out how to get past the dragon. Can anyone help?
>> [_] Anon 1489620 >># You're not supposed to. You lure the dragon back to the missile, get it to breathe disintegration rays on it, then you make like a tree and GET OUTTA THERE once the explosions start.
>> [_] Anon 1489622 >># Ikr? Wait till the final boss, he's like throwing planets that take up almost the whole screen .
>> [_] Anon 1489628 This game is a piece of shit. 15-20 minutes for the goddamn tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 1489631 >># dude, it's so fucking worth it, once you reach the final level you can just go there and skip all the game.
>> [_] Anon 1489636 FOR THE SPIDER KING! just keep trying until you win
>> [_] Anon 1489686 So I'm being trolled right? There's no actual game is there.
>> [_] Anon 1489698 ASTEROIDS ARE SMALLER THAN PLANETS ASTEROIDS ARE LARGER THAN METEORITES I meant to say meteoroids then whoaoaoaoh
>> [_] Anon 1489700 NIGGERS EVERYWHERE FUCK I WANT TO MURDER THE SUN
>> [_] Anon 1489708 I can't believe this fucking this is a SCAM
>> [_] Anon 1489729 is there anyone here who ISNT a complete newfag?
>> [_] Anon 1489738 Praise the spider king
>> [_] Anon 1489746 Epic troll is epic.
>> [_] Anon 1489769 This is lulzy as fuck Love the autotuned musics

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Steamshovel Harry Again Akiradeathstar 1485325 Such a hard game!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1485331 I can't come up with any more artful ways to attract suckers.
>> [_] Anon 1485332 I got bored with the tutorial... so much for playing
>> [_] Anon 1485339 I got stuck on the 3rd level. WTF!?
>> [_] Anon 1485340 TL:DR the game
>> [_] Anon 1485348 this tutorial ruins it.
>> [_] Anon 1485352 PRO TIP: The tutorial IS the game. It's an art piece on those tutorials you can't skip that don't actually really prepare you for the game. It's also a troll. Old troll is old.

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Steamshovel Harry The Game Anon 1478441 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1478446 Fuck, I've been playing this on and off for the last couple of years and I still can't find all 9 of the stealth spiders. Anyone have a walkthrough or something?
>> [_] Anon 1478447 >># Assist +20 xp
>> [_] Hank !eE/gB1g9qE 1478448 The tutorial always bugs me, but its sooooooo worth it. Does anybody wanna know where you can get the song? :3
>> [_] Anon 1478449 I love this game, still can't beat it
>> [_] Anon 1478450 this is a joke right?
>> [_] Anon 1478452 >># http://www.bradsucks.net/
>> [_] Anon 1478454 Fucking classic
>> [_] Anon 1478488 such a great game. classic. 10/10
>> [_] Hank !eE/gB1g9qE 1478504 >># Thanks. I'm on level 7 right now. Great game OP!
>> [_] Anon 1478549 Fucking Mecah Spider bots!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1478550 God damnit /f/, this is worse than /b/ and their fingerboxes. The giggles kind of wear off the ten thousandth time its posted.
>> [_] Anon 1478562 I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU :|
>> [_] Anon 1478586 >># :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
>> [_] Anon 1478590 you know it's shit because the only way anon can unite in opinion is through trolling
>> [_] Anon 1478598 JESUS FUCK THIS TUTORIAL NEVER ENDS FUCK THIS SHIT GO DIE FUCKERS!!!!@!@!11212
>> [_] Anon 1478601 GOD DAMN THIS FUCKING ANTHEM SHIT SERIOUSLY? I AM SERIOUSLY DONE WITH THIS FUCKING GAME AND I HAVENT EVNE PLAYED IT YET WHOEVER MADE THIS IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS PERSON EVER
>> [_] Anon 1478609 >># Nah, I saw them unite in good things too. Its random.
>> [_] Anon 1478615 This sound, everytime this gets posted The sound of a thousand trolls bursting out in laughter somewhere in the distance
>> [_] Anon 1478630 this intro makes it boring as shit
>> [_] Anon 1478640 You guys are assholes.
>> [_] Anon 1478649 Newfags can't even sit through a little tutorial. It's all necessary to play this game properly. The first bit is really tough if you don't pay really close attention to the entire tutorial, INCLUDING the anthem. There are secret tips hidden in the anthem, you know! >># Did you check on TOP of the space port? If that's not it, there's one hidden in the 3rd asteroid. Those were the only ones that gave me any real problems.
>> [_] Anon 1478652 The physics is educational and true though.
>> [_] Anon 1478658 Oh... so you have to watch the whole intro again when you die? I have officially been trolled.
>> [_] Anon 1478665 >># Yeah, tho thats not the point of this troll. You can't get past that spider, so its a few minutes of boring intro and a few seconds of "gameplay".
>> [_] Anon 1478681 Work of a genius

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Post High Scores Anon 1474090 173,745 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1474096 Did it always have a smiley in it?
>> [_] Anon 1474099 >># Shits broken, spider king always kills me during the anthem, and that's bullshit
>> [_] Anon 1474102 3 minutes training. Fuck this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1474106 If you ever post this again I will fucking end you.
>> [_] Anon 1474108 Best troll game ever or BEST troll game ever?
>> [_] Anon 1474111 Wow. What an amazing long and stupid briefing.
>> [_] Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 1474113 I'm not done with the "Short" training, but I plan to PLAY this thing. If I don't make it, tell my dog, "Woof."
>> [_] Anon 1474115 Long ass briefing, plus you die in the training mission. I doubt most people would even wait that long. 5/10
>> [_] Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 1474118 >># PS: Fuck this game.
>> [_] Anon 1474119 I've made it TO the anthem, but it's still going.
>> [_] Anon 1474132 You guys are doin it wrong. I've beat this game. Very VERY satisfying...
>> [_] Anon 1474133 >># >># >># >># >># >doesn't get it
>> [_] Anon 1474135 wow 10 minutes of my life wasted
>> [_] Anon 1474137 Stupid OP - Briefing is killing the Game
>> [_] Anon 1474158 Yeah, because I couldn't see that coming.
>> [_] Teradiss 1474160 Physics tutorial. Do I win?
>> [_] Anon 1474166 15
>> [_] Anon 1474182 Music is awesome clear through, just wish they could have found a singer that didn't have to use autotune all the time
>> [_] Anon 1474189 oh right. I remember. fuck this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1474205 stage 3 and about 12k points. I've done better, last go had about 15k by the end of stage 2, but this game is fucking punishingly hard if you mess up, you have to sit through the tutorial again while you wait I just went and got a beer while I waited lol
>> [_] Anon 1474206 I fell asleep . . .

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Post High Scores Anon 1468872 Mine's 128,345. The fucking asteroid shower level is a bitch. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1468874 Ha! I got 239,462. You just gotta use the turbo boost to zigzag past them.
>> [_] Anon 1468877 >># Mother Fucker. I'm trying again. I just hope I can beat the Giga-PAM 2.0 again, that boss is a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1468878 I love this game so very much. It is pretty hard, though.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Casinos !IPiPBOY0m2 1468880 Got 175,086 Asteroid level's tough but once you get the knack of it you fall into a groove.
>> [_] Anon 1468891 >implying there anyone on /f/ that still hasn't played this and figured out it's not actually a game OP confirmed for retardation.
>> [_] Anon 1468893 >># What the fuck are you talking about? You didn't pick up on the hidden puzzle in the tutorial? If you don't solve it, you end up getting hit with a missile when you start.
>> [_] Anon 1468903 That spider fucked me up
>> [_] Anon 1468910 i going to make love to you physics
>> [_] Anon 1468922 this is the best game i've played today... but i lost... the game...
>> [_] Anon 1468924 so fucking worth it for the game over screen song
>> [_] Anon 1468929 This game is shit. Takes 10 fucking minutes to get past all the guides at the start. what the fuck was the game designer thinking?
>> [_] Anon 1468935 >># Ding ding! We have a winner!
>> [_] Anon 1468943 Physics... Ooooooooohhh. Physics... Ooooh!!! PHYSICS! Ooooh... I can't wait to make love to physics...~
>> [_] Anon 1468945 Physics... Ooooooooohhh. Physics... Ooooh!!! PHYSICS! Ooooh... I can't wait to make love to physics...~
>> [_] Anon 1468954 Whoever made this game is a master troll. And that's really all there is to say on the matter
>> [_] Anon 1468955 FOR FUCK'S SAKE. START THE GAME ALREADY
>> [_] Anon 1468965 Didn't even make it past the gay physics tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 1468967 physics is gonna pull out a gun and shoot you right in the head oh no look out oooohh.... ~
>> [_] Anon 1468989 I-is this even a game? I died before I even got passed the tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 1469007 Haven't played this before. I kind of saw that coming from a mile away, though. :/
>> [_] Anon 1469010 Anywhere I can download the song by itself?
>> [_] doesn't work here 1469035 >># There are and always will be newfags on 4chan. People are born and discover old shit. Surprise
>> [_] Anon 1469049 >># good times gooood times
>> [_] Anon 1469056 Earlier work of adventure time's vocoder artist?
>> [_] Anon 1469061 gave up after the 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000 hour long intro of shittiness
>> [_] Anon 1469070 >># http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/0 7/08/steamshovel-harry-music/

File[Mega laser quest to save earth.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Even better than portal. Anon 1445792 I wish game producing companies would have more creativity like some indie games creators have. (also don't be discouraged by long intro). Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1445802 >># I'm convinced the enter game is just the intro and that it is, in fact, a troll
>> [_] Anon 1445804 0.o gravity gonna kill your parents.
>> [_] Anon 1445806 I just started game, and looks like I wasted too much time when I should skip intro...
>> [_] Anon 1445807 Oh my god how the fuck do you make it past level 3 This is seriously driving me insane
>> [_] Anon 1445808 This is a serious troll. Avoid it. God, what the hell is wrong with /f/ lately?
>> [_] Anon 1445809 Is there a game here or is it all just the fucking intro? Honestly, where''s the fucking skip button?
>> [_] Anon 1445819 >># And that's just fucking it? What the fuck? That wasn't even a joke its that pathetic.
>> [_] Anon 1445823 >># Its on the anthem part, after you skip intro you are told that opposite fraction was delaying your deployment in hope to win without fight, I wont spoil more.
>> [_] Anon 1445846 BEST! GAME! EVAR! (no joke!)
>> [_] Anon 1445849 okay, this is hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1445850 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1445856 Personally I liked it.
>> [_] Anon 1445863 Can't wait to make love to PHYSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS
>> [_] Anon 1445877 It’s time to learn about astronomy! IT’S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY! IT’S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYY
>> [_] Anon 1445880 HIS JAAAAAAAAWS WILL DISSOVLE ANYYYYYYYYYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ING
>> [_] Anon 1445884 Anthem...
>> [_] Anon 1445903 OMG IT NEVER ENDS LOLOL SO RANDUM
>> [_] Anon 1445909 PROTIP: Press the l key to save. That way you don't have to rewatch the intro.
>> [_] Anon 1445917 >># >># >># >># umad
>> [_] Anon 1445932 You watch the asshurt long intro/tutorials and then you die in the training level. THat's it. Shit sucks,.
>> [_] Anon 1445940 If you stop and think about it, the entire game of Portal was one long training mission to prepare you to fight GLADOS. Also, possibly spoilers above.
>> [_] Anon 1445944 THE FUCK?! You go through all that shit and then you DIE? FUCK YOU INTERNET! JUST FUCK YOU!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1445964 >># yeah no
>> [_] Anon 1445984 Couldn't make it past the 30 minute tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 1445988 HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE AAAAAANNNNYYYYYTTTTTHHHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNGG GGGGGGG

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2 1424555 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1424565 This thing's still around? LOL!!
>> [_] Anon 1424581 oh god, lol.
>> [_] G. D. !!k1u7swmD0lH 1424588 Is this really a game? I've been sitting through ten minutes of PHYSICS and ASTRONOMY explanations. I didn't waste three years of high school learning this shit to have to wait another three years to play a game.
>> [_] Anon 1424589 Finally! I finally beat this damned game! Fucking octopus thing...
>> [_] Anon 1424595 >># Don't be a faggot
>> [_] Anon 1424602 >># Yes, people are born each day and so are newfags on /f/. When I first "played" it was already old, and I think it was like 6 months ago. Besides, some people could lurk here for years and miss Harry every time its posted. Anyway - this game is a must have!
>> [_] Anon 1424607 GOTY
>> [_] Anon 1424609 mfw every time i see this i rage because i'm never ready for that first boss >_<
>> [_] Anon 1424617 >># did you find the bonus level too? the one with the flying dog looking things and lots of treasure
>> [_] Anon 1424643 oh god laughing hard, nice work spider king
>> [_] Anon 1424646 Shit, i almost finished first episode, but how do you pass that level with green lizards's spaceships? Is it possible to use normal gravitational plasmotic gun, or do they have a resistance for that? I'm not sure since being killed every time i try to upgrade my base with additional turrets.
>> [_] Anon 1424650 >># If you use 4th generation gravitational plasmotic guns, then their shields won't be able to hold. You could also use 3rd generation photon canons, but IMHO those are not worth to research. Also noko still doesn't work in /f/
>> [_] Anon 1424668 This game is stupider than shit and your all fucking retarded for liking it. . .
>> [_] Anon 1424669 This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. The songs are trash also what a waste of time.
>> [_] Anon 1424671 This troll video is retarded and all you people posting on how great this "game" is are nothing but little sheep that follow each other. If you have 15 minutes to waste watching some stupid video with horrible songs than you must be the same kind of person who sits alone on there computer masturbating with tears as lubrication because your pathetic and nobody loves you. anyone who commented that this game is "FUCKIN AWESOME)!#*(*)!(@#" most likely love having giants dildos rammed up there assholes.
>> [_] Anon 1424672 >># butthurt
>> [_] Anon 1424705 >># THIS GAME IS FUCKIN AWESOME)!#*(*)!(@#
>> [_] Anon 1424715 >># Actually I it's the first time I saw this video, and I lol'd pretty hard, mostly cuz I realized there wasn't any gaming two and a half minutes into the flash, because the size of the file obviously. Anyways, I've lurking 4chan for about 3, maybe 4 years now, and I've missed this flash until now. Thanks for the repost, a must have indeed.
>> [_] Anon 1424727 THIS GAME IS FUCKIN AWESOME)!#*(*)!(@#

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Hints for level 6?? Anon 1405174 That fucking giant spider mech... Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1405177 The autotune physics 101 song is very touching. very touching indeed.
>> [_] Anon 1405179 FUCK YEAH ASTRONOMY
>> [_] Anon 1405184 MFW I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH A 10 MINUTE TEDIOUS TUTORIAL AND JUST QUIT THE GAME
>> [_] Anon 1405187 Mistagged.
>> [_] Anon 1405189 what the dick man
>> [_] Anon 1405191 ,, the tutorial is very long..
>> [_] Anon 1405194 I ragequit on the spidermech
>> [_] SUPERSIMON !zhbmIQqT6s 1405197 I just want to punch whoever made this.
>> [_] Anon 1405207 this is either a deep though-out deconstruction of tutorials in video games, or either mother fucking waste of time. Since it happened to me and not someone else, I'd go with a mother fucking waste of time.
>> [_] namefag 1405210 dude level six is easy if you just fly up to get invincibility for the first half of the level meteoroids will eat your shit
>> [_] Anon 1405221 On level six, if you jump towards the middle asteroid the moment you hit start, you avoid most of the meteoroids that start at the top of the screen.
>> [_] Anon 1405223 >># troll adequate 6/10
>> [_] Anon 1405235 Level 6? Easy. Do a barrel roll
>> [_] Anon 1405240 Remember, you have just about 10 minutes until the missle hits so try to skip through the tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 1405252 I'm stuck at the part when the spider king turns evil and you have to fight him.
>> [_] Anon 1405257 OMFFFFFFFGFGGGGG RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE the beggining is bloddy fucking long!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1405260 WTF AFTER THAT DAMN SONG WAT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING I GOT HIT WITH A SPACESHIP fUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1405262 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>> [_] Anon 1405263 >mfw newfags don't know about steamshovel harry
>> [_] Anon 1405266 AAAGHHHH can anyone from /f/ please tell me the name of this song, or at least where it's from ? : http://www.4chan.org/flash/?file=LONGCAT BELOOOOOOONG.swf&title=LONGCAT+BE+LOOOOOO ONG&w=300&a mp;h=300
>> [_] Anon 1405278 I thoroughly enjoyed this.
>> [_] Anon 1405327 FUCK IT'S CLIPPY IN SPIDER FORM, AND HE KILLS YOU AFTER THE TUITORIAL DON'T FALL FOR IT GUYS IT'S A TRAP
>> [_] Anon 1405355 Fucking tutorials, man.
>> [_] Anon 1405356 This was awesome. I love you.
>> [_] Anon 1405379 Shut the fuck up and let my play the game. This sucks balls.
>> [_] Anon 1405438 >brief overview >we are running out of time >Let's move quick AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 1405440 I'm going to kill you OP
>> [_] Anon 1405442 you guys are making it way too obvious
>> [_] Anon 1405454 GRAVITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WILL FUCKING KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1405464 Well, that was fun.

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1348038 Nobody can make it over 40k points
>> [_] Anon 1348040 lol, biggest troll game ever
>> [_] Anon 1348046 THE GREAT SPIDER KIIIIIING HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE AAAAAANYYYYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>> [_] Anon 1348063 Fuck level 3. Fuck level 3 in the ass. It's a fucking joke. I've been playing this game every time it has been posted and I still haven't made it past level 3. Fuck this.
>> [_] Anon 1348064 Oh god it's like /v/ made a game
>> [_] Anon 1348093 guys at the pause screen on the second level, type in the konami code for godmode
>> [_] Anon 1348098 WHEN THE FUCK DOES THE TUTORIAL END
>> [_] Anon 1348106 SUGOI MONOGATARI, ANIKI Bonus Points: Learn to Autotune you nigger.
>> [_] Anon 1348107 Trolololo, lololo, lololo
>> [_] Anon 1348108 It's a bit tricky getting past that first meteor unless you remember to Super Boost.
>> [_] Private_Ensign !A837rPEe7s 1348109 GRAVITY IS GONNA KILL YOU HARRY
>> [_] Anon 1348117 Jesus Christ, did /v/ make this game?
>> [_] !moNoTOnous 1348139 UGH WHAT THE FUCK. The fucking tutorial is longer than the game
>> [_] Anon 1348152 Epic game. 27.3k Fail score.
>> [_] Anon 1348154 Jesus fuck what is with this tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1348164 tutorial too long, didn't play
>> [_] Anon 1348172 The speech the spider king makes is fucking epic.
>> [_] Anon 1348173 How can I replay the tutorial, it only took 200 years to watch it.
>> [_] Anon 1348175 this game is okay but theres better games to be played without the rediculous tutorial you cannot skip
>> [_] Anon 1348176 haaaa you guys are low level fags, i've already beaten it several times
>> [_] Anon 1348178 im working on a hack to skip the tutorial, but until then try to see if you can make it to the first checkpoint, its not that hard after you get used to the controls
>> [_] Anon 1348185 alt+F4 will skip the tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1348192 >># this, none of the controls are gonna let you dodge that meteor after all, if you actually read the tutorial that's what you're supposed to be stopping. They know the tutorial is pointlessly long so this game is pretty effectively a parody of itself. also, trololololol lololol lololol
>> [_] Anon 1348197 I FINALLY BEAT IT!!! YES!!
>> [_] Anon 1348217 FUCK THAT OP THE TUTORIAL IS TOO FUCKING LONG GOOD FUCKING CHRIST MY GOD
>> [_] Anon 1348227 Couldn't beat the tutorial, any tips?

File[steamshovel-ver2-7.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Classic /f/ game. Version 2.7 Anon 1325102 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1325103 There's a new version out already? Jesus. brbcheckingwhat'snew
>> [_] Anon 1325105 version 2.7 and they still haven't added a skip tutorial button roflman total's still a 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1325106 >the ordnance is meant to be deployed in the unlikely event that aliens existed and decided to invade earth >first shopkeeper you meet is an alien
>> [_] Anon 1325107 FROM FAIR ISLINGTON TO YONDER PERTH WE KINDLY SUGGEST YOU CONSIDER EEEEAAARRTHH O MEDIUM SIZED EARTH OF MODERATE SPEED AND AVERAGE GIRTH FROM MARS TO MERCURY IT'S STILL THE MOST LIVEABLE YOU SEE WITH ATMOSPHERE NOT POISON GAS WITH GRAZING DEER AND MOUNTAIN PASS IT'S GOT OCEANS FOR SWIMMING NOT ACID FOR DYING OH OF EARTH WE SING AND TO EARTH'S GREAT SPIDER KIIIIING
>> [_] Anon 1325108 >go through beginning >get to level 1 >die
>> [_] Anon 1325109 but I haven't even finished the last version yet ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1325112 LONGEST FUCKING TUTORIAL EVER
>> [_] Anon 1325114 I get the feeling I just got trolled, hard.
>> [_] Anon 1325120 Hail to the great spider king!
>> [_] Anon 1325121 Oh fuck no it didn't......
>> [_] Anon 1325143 troll
>> [_] Anon 1325148 PHYSIIIICS ARE GONNA KILLLL YOU HAAAAARRY IT'S GONNA PULL OUT A GUUUUUN AND SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD BLAM
>> [_] Anon 1325159 HIS JAAAAAAAWS CAN DISSOOOOLVE AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNYYYYYYYY THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>> [_] Anon 1325171 HEY GUYS IT'S A TROLL GAME LOL THE TUTORIAL NEVER ENDS SO FUNNY. POSTED REPEATEDLY ON /v/ OVER THE YEARS, DIE IN A FIRE
>> [_] Ren 1325214 javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFrame ("/", 14);
>> [_] Anon 1325253 HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS INTRO WHAT THE FUCK.
>> [_] Anon 1325263 >># Actually the tutorial does end. What a fag
>> [_] Anon 1325277 I got trolled hard
>> [_] Anon 1325297 What the fuck... That has to be the worlds greatest tutorial to death time ratio in history.
>> [_] Anon 1325317 >># LOLOLOL. Troll.
>> [_] Anon 1325325 god bless my add...hey look more flash!
>> [_] Anon 1325339 tutorial ends, game starts, Game over.
>> [_] Anon 1325378 >># >># >># >># >># didnt even play that game because of that
>> [_] Anon 1325383 >># Not a lie, dipshit. Tutorial is fucking long but it has a end, you fucktard. It's not a loop, dumbass. Check with a swf opener if you want.
>> [_] Anon 1325390 the intro is fucking long i mean tutorial wtf!
>> [_] Anon 1325396 I'm going to anhero from this tut.
>> [_] Anon 1325399 Whoever made this should kill themselves for not adding a skip button.
>> [_] Anon 1325400 I got passed the tutorial and the little help faggotgot me killed.
>> [_] Anon 1325406 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! trolled hard but totally worth the lulz

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1320660 This game is unbelievebal hard after the third level begins. My final score was 923 :_: Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1320663 Fuck you. Never again.
>> [_] Anon 1320667 Old Troll is older than old
>> [_] Anon 1320670 yea dood. This game took me like 6 years
>> [_] Anon 1320679 fuck
>> [_] Anon 1320681 GAME OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS
>> [_] Anon 1320683 science is gonna pull out a gun and shoot you in the face
>> [_] Anon 1320684 Hardly passed the level three. Goddammit, it's exhausting.
>> [_] Anon 1320688 >># Agreed this got old quick.
>> [_] Anon 1320694 could have done without the science lesson
>> [_] Anon 1320696 does this game ever fucking START?
>> [_] Anon 1320706 >># your a troll right?
>> [_] Anon 1320711 >># ur
>> [_] Anon 1320724 FUCKING HELL THE ANTHEM IS SO LONG!
>> [_] Anon 1320729 >># I would agree that this game is hard to play.
>> [_] Anon 1320731 I don't even care if this is a troll anymore. Tutorial would be too long to go through and gameplay seems pretty much like shit.
>> [_] Anon 1320784 by the time i got to the actual game i stopped caring
>> [_] Anon 1320787 paste in URL and hit enter to skip bullshit javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFrame ("/", 14);
>> [_] Anon 1320793 are there actually different versions around? i remeber crashing into an asteroid mere seconds after i endured the horrible tutorial the last time. this time it was some kind of rocket from above..
>> [_] Timewarp Tom !!HSlYNZPmpy7 1320817 This game is too british for me.
>> [_] Anon 1320830 GOTY AY
>> [_] Anon 1320898 I hated level 8. How the fuck are you supposed to pin the jump between the two asteroids while dodging the laser fire?

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] /f/ needs moar [G] Anon 1314452 Also, level fucking 3 man. What the fuck?
>> [_] Ren 1314453 C-C-COMBO BREAKER! javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFrame ("/", 14);
>> [_] Anon 1314455 Holy fuck I love this game
>> [_] Anon 1314457 Awesome music is awesome, I hope this tutorial never ends
>> [_] Anon 1314459 >># It doesn't by the look of it..
>> [_] Anon 1314460 Of all the planets all around In the sky and on the ground Only one you plainly see Is just good enough for me From fair Islington to yonder Perth We kindly suggest you consider Eaaarrth Oh medium-sized Earth of moderate speed and average girth From mars to mercury It's still the most livable, you see With atmosphere, not poison gas With grazing deer and mountain pass It's got oceans for swimming, not acid for dying There's a moon, some grass, lots of water too and more grass Giant lizards roam the plains Giant spiders live in caa-a-aves
>> [_] Anon 1314461 Over boiling seas And blood-red sky Our space police will acidify Every annoyance and enemy And be back in time for tea O Earth of thee we sing And to Earth's Great Spider King
>> [_] Anon 1314462 Half expecting the trollolololo guy instead of a game at the end
>> [_] Anon 1314463 Earth is going to be destroyed by the time the tutorial ends!
>> [_] Anon 1314464 I fucking hate this already... >.<
>> [_] Anon 1314468 Nothing happens guys.
>> [_] Anon 1314470 Short guide to the equipment since you only get to choose them ONCE and don't even get a briefing on them until first combat scene. Man Handy vs. Handy Manny: Your basic choice of direct attack vs. spread attack. Think carefully because if you go for the Handy Manny you'll effectively be without a long range attack for most of the game. The first melee weapon whatever it's called vs. Angry Munchkin: I always go for the Angry Munchkin so I don't really know. It's pretty excellent for punching things in the face. However, if you go with the Handy Manny it's pretty redundant since you'll probably be using that for short range so think carefully.
>> [_] Anon 1314471 Phase inverter vs. polarizoid. Essentially micromanagement question. Are you good at Ikaruga? Then Polarizoid might be your thing. The Polarizoid WILL have you disadvantaged relative to raw shielding power, but on the other hand if you go for the second upgrade tree your agility will make up for it, and you'll also never run out of energy if you can use it properly. The Phase inverter, meh I don't like either upgrade possibility but I guess you have to figure out what you like for yourself. Do think about it beforehand. BOSS BULLETS CAN'T BE INVERTED so keep that in mind. Especially if you ever want to beat level 3.
>> [_] Anon 1314472 OVER FUCKIN 15 MINUTES OF TUTORIAL... FOR NOTHIN FUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1314474 Throw a rock down to double jump Or throw it up to not jump ASS HAHHH DO IT HARRY DO IT TO WIN
>> [_] Anon 1314475 This thread: >hurr durr tutorial is too long I can't stay focused for 5 minutes derp durr >derka derka I can't beat level 1 boo hoo hoo
>> [_] Anon 1314478 Does CHA do anything or is it a total dump stat guis? I haven't seen it used anywhere, pumping points into STR and VIT nao
>> [_] Anon 1314482 Why it looks like your trying to goto the spaceship, I will continue to distract you as you die. Your patience has been greatly appreciated, thank you!
>> [_] Anon 1314491 sat through the whole tutorial. then fuck nuggets
>> [_] Anon 1314501 THOSE SPACE DRAGONS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> [_] Anon 1314519 Steamshovel Harry thread with less than 50 replies? Unacceptable.
>> [_] Anon 1314528 >># Did ya make it to the right thread this time? >>#
>> [_] Anon 1314535 >># first comment and still everyone whining as shit
>> [_] Anon 1314590 The first meteor can be tough if you don't double-boost in time.
>> [_] Anon 1314599 >># Dat right and on level 3 the trick is to throw a rock up to not jump as high. Ppl r nt listning 2 ttril
>> [_] Anon 1314600 I beat the game right at the start when I summoned a giant asteroid and killed all my enemies.
>> [_] Anon 1314601 Physics are gonna, hunt you down, kill you in the middle of the night Phyzeecs
>> [_] Anon 1314641 >># How does this work? The spider comes up and I can't move away.
>> [_] Anon 1314650 It would be more interesting if this wasn't reposted every fucking day with the OP samefagging it up in an attempt to make it look like a successful troll
>> [_] Anon 1314652 >># Do a barral roll >># Not samefag, way to fail

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] TIME TO SAVE EARTH /F/ HOLY CHRIST Anon 1308834 Best. Game. In the history of mankind. "10/10" - Anon "ಠ_ಠ" - Anon "Oh god it's like /v/ made a game" - Anon "Epic game is epic" - Anon "Dude, fuck level 3 in the ass" - Anon Physics is gonna/ pull out a gun/ and shoot you right/ in the head/ yeaah Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1308835 1st inb4 50 posts of people whining about tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1308837 Fuck yeah amazing game, but the level 3 jump, wtf man...
>> [_] Anon 1308840 >># Protip: pay attention to the tutorial, the trick you need is there
>> [_] Anon 1308841 OH GOD NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
>> [_] Anon 1308844 asteroids are larger than planets but asteroids are larger than meteorites I meant to say meteoroids there whoa whoa
>> [_] Anon 1308845 Anyone who thinks spider king was OP is casual.
>> [_] Anon 1308846 Seriously. This game simply sucks because of its long tutorial. Will never make it to anything.
>> [_] Anon 1308847 >># Wait, what?
>> [_] Anon 1308848 >># I meant overpowered, not original post.
>> [_] Anon 1308849 gave up on this peice of shit cause the intro tutorial shit motherfucker was too long sage
>> [_] Anon 1308850 It took me longer to get through the tutorial than to get laid
>> [_] Anon 1308852 >># Oh right. Which combination of weapons did you use though? 'cause if you don't upgrade your man handy at the third shop, shit gets hard, if that's what you're going with. If you're going long range route entirely different strategies apply of course
>> [_] Anon 1308854 >># What are you, five? How did you ever make it through elementary school if you can't concentrate on elementary physics for like 5 minutes? It's all useful information
>> [_] Anon 1308856 All hail the Spider King
>> [_] Anon 1308858 holy fuck! stupid long tutorial, its takes like 10 minutes to even play the game. also the anthem before playing is fucking annoying, what a waste of time.
>> [_] Anon 1308861 >># DID YOU JUST FUCKING CALL THE ANTHEM ANNOYING DID THIS NIGGER JUST HATE ON THE ANTHEM OF HIS HOME MOTHERFUCKING PLANET SWEET JESUS I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M HEARING WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MOTHERFUCKER EVEN WANT TO DEFEND EARTH IF YOU HATE EARTH
>> [_] Anon 1308864 >># this game can't be too complex its a damn flash game.
>> [_] Anon 1308866 autotune is for fags and niggers
>> [_] Anon 1308870 >># Oh yeah? beat the missile base on level 3 then come back and say that
>> [_] Anon 1308872 >># if I ever get passed the fucking tutorial. I'm starting to think this is some kind of troll trap.
>> [_] Anon 1308877 Holy fuck. Don't. Take the Polarizoid shield. Just don't. Trust me on this one. You'll have to repolarize like a shitnigger on level 2 already.
>> [_] Anon 1308884 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU-
>> [_] Anon 1308885 >># beat it easy as fuck you just have to throw a rock upwards to jump low so you dodge the second missile every wave, then punch it all over the place I don't get why people think it's hard
>> [_] Ren 1308889 Only for the pro's.. javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFrame ("/", 14);
>> [_] Anon 1308920 This is win despite much reposts. Extract the anthem please?
>> [_] Anon 1308925 That really should be Earth's anthem.
>> [_] Anon 1308930 wait I die before I even fucking go anywhere wtf.
>> [_] Anon 1308962 holy shit level 4 is a bitch JESUS CHRIST
>> [_] Anon 1308968 hahahah what the fuck that was amazing, especially the insta kill
>> [_] Anon 1308972 Screenshots of levels 2 and 3 or it didn't happen.
>> [_] Anon 1308974 Oh god level 3....FUUUUUUUUUU!!! Too fucking hard
>> [_] Anon 1308979 I'm guessing there is no game. I made it to lesson 103 before I said SCREW THIS.
>> [_] Anon 1308985 >># Earth anthem: http://media.bradsucks.net/misc/Brad_Suc ks_and_Allen_-_Earths_Planetary_Anthem.mp3
>> [_] GATHER THE FUCK AROUND FOR THE PLANETARY ANTHEM Anon 1308989 OF ALL THE PLANETS ALL AROUND IN THE SKY AND ON THE GROOOOUUuunnnd ONLY ONE YOU PLAAAINLY SEE IS JUST GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEEEEeeee FROM FAIR ISLINGTON TO YONDER PERTH WE KINDLY SUGGEST YOU CONSIDER EEEAAaarrRTH! O MEDIUM-SIZED EARTH OF MODERATE SPEED AND AVERAGE GIRTH FROM MARS TO MERCURY IT'S STILL THE MOST LIVABLE, YOU SEE! WITH ATMOSPHERE, NOT POISON GAS, WITH GRAZING DEER, AND MOUNTAIN PASS. IT'S GOT OCEANS FOR SWIMMING! NOT ACID FOR DYING! THERE'S A MOON AND SOME GRASS LOTS OF WATER TOO AND MORE GRASS GIANT LIZARDS ROAM THE PLAINS GIANT SPIDERS LIVE IN CAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAVES...
>> [_] Anon 1308990 WE'LL FIND A CURE FOR THAT PLAGUE WE HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WAS OOOOUUUUR MISTAAAAKE OVER BOILING SEAS AND BLOOD-RED SKY OUR SPACE POLICE WILL ACIIIIDIFYYYY EVERY ANNOYANCE AND ENNNEEEMY AND BE BACK IN TIME FOR TEA O OF EARTH WE SIIIING! AND TO EARTH'S GREAT SPIDER KIIIiiiIIING WITH ATMOSPHERE, NOT POISON GAS, WITH GRAZING DEER, AND POISON GRASS. WE'LL STAND UP--AND WE'LL SING TO LET EEEAAARRRTHLY FREEDOM RING AND LET THE SPIDER--KING STILL STIIIiiiIIING HIS JAAAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHIIING HIS JAAAWS CAN DISSOLVE AAANNNYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
>> [_] Anon 1308993 I never made it to the anthem. I'm pretty glad about that. This (if it has a game) might be playable if you could skip the intro.
>> [_] Anon 1308994 >># >hurr durr I can't take 10 minutes of jr high school physics and astronomy
>> [_] Anon 1308998 faggots everywhere
>> [_] Anon 1309023 Died on the training level, don't give a shit anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1309024 >># Guess you suck at this game. An hero immediately
>> [_] Anon 1309029 >># Yeah, no
>> [_] Anon 1309033 o steamshuvl harry I love you so much
>> [_] Anon 1309043 got through the tutorial who ever made this really needs to evaluate their life
>> [_] Anon 1309047 LOL this game is fuking awful
>> [_] Anon 1309052 The Game............emaG ehT
>> [_] Anon 1309064 WAITED FOR T HE WHOLE DAM'N TUTORIAL. I DIED IN LESS THAN 2 SECONDS AND HAVE TO RESTART AGAIN FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1309069 >># Yeah, the instadeath at the start kind of sucks but what can you do. Try to make it to the first save point.
>> [_] Anon 1309077 >># EXACTLY. I *KNOW* THIS SHIT ALREADY. I DON'T NEED KIDS 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME LECTURING ME ON SHIT I LEARNED AND FORGOT A MILLION TIMES OVER ALREADY. JUST GET ME TO THE GAME DAMMIT.
>> [_] Anon 1309092 Shits easy. I beat it already, got all powerups and the 3rd ending.
>> [_] Anon 1309107 >># Ending 3? How the fuck did you defeat the spider king? I've been stuck on him for like half an hour or so now. goddamn dissolving jaws

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] TIME TO SAVE EARTH /F/ HOLY FUCKING SHIT Anon 1304590 Best. Game. In the history of mankind. "10/10" - Anon "Oh god it's like /v/ made a game" - Anon "Great time waster" - Anon "Level 3 is a fucking joke" - Anon Don't forget to watch out for that gravity! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1304591 >level 3 is a fucking joke no shit, I've played this every time it's been posted and tried every combination of equipment and never made it to level 4
>> [_] Anon 1304594 >># Guess you didn't pay enough attention to the tutorial nigger.
>> [_] Anon 1304596 LONG TUTORIAL IS LONG
>> [_] Anon 1304597 >># it begins
>> [_] Anon 1304598 >># how did you ever graduate elementary school if you can't stay focused on elementary physics for like 5 minutes
>> [_] Anon 1304599 I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FUCKING METEOROIDS JUST LET ME PLAY ALREADY GOD DAMN
>> [_] Anon 1304600 Physics is gonna pull out a gun, shoot you right, in the head, yeeaaah Physics, ooh, I can't wait to make love to physics, gonna make love to her all night long
>> [_] Anon 1304602 Protip: if you go with the Polarizoid shield, don't expect an easy victory
>> [_] Anon 1304604 fuck you OP, srsly
>> [_] Anon 1304606 WTF HOW DO I BEAT THE ASTEROID DRAGOONS IN LEVEL 8 ?!?
>> [_] Anon 1304607 >watch 10 minutes of tutorial >listen to 5 minutes long unskippable anthem praising the great spider king >die two steps into the first level >no checkpoint >my face
>> [_] Anon 1304609 >># you must use the slizer noob
>> [_] Anon 1304611 >># lol you suck at video games
>> [_] Anon 1304613 Epic game is epic Hey guise how the fuck do I defeat the missile base on level 3? I'm using the man handy and the polarizoid I dodge the missile but then physics kills me every time
>> [_] Anon 1304617 Is this a game or a god damn music video? And what the fuck is with the singing and dancing sun?
>> [_] Anon 1304619 It was hilarious, but I died as soon as I got to level one and don't feel like sitting through it all again... :/
>> [_] Anon 1304621 lol'd so hard OP is a niggerjew
>> [_] Anon 1304623 Epic game is epic. Probably best physics and plot I've ever seen in a flash game. FUCK YEAH SPYDER KING
>> [_] Anon 1304625 SPOILER IN THE END YOU BECOME THE SPIDER KING
>> [_] Anon 1304631 HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WATCH THIS TUTORIAL FOR I JUST WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
>> [_] Anon 1304633 >># thats only if you go route b (join PAM) brokovich
>> [_] Anon 1304637 >># YOUR JAWS WILL DISSOLVE ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>> [_] Anon 1304638 >post Steamshovel Harry garantueed replies (mostly concerning the ridiculous long intro) part awesome part troll 10/10
>> [_] Ren 1304639 :) Here's a cheat.. javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFrame ("/", 14);
>> [_] Anon 1304640 can i play yet? been stting here watching the unskippable tutorial for well over 5 mins
>> [_] Analmouse 1304661 i salute the great spider king LONG LIVE THE SPIDER KING!
>> [_] Anon 1304664 fuck this, tutorials sucks
>> [_] Anon 1304669 >># ಠ_ಠ
>> [_] Anon 1304674 I FUCKING BEAT THE MISSILE BASE FUCK YEA
>> [_] Anon 1304688 >># How the fuck did you do that
>> [_] Anon 1304695 javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFrame ("/", 13); for awesomest scene EVAR
>> [_] Ren 1304700 >># Way to copy me newfag
>> [_] Anon 1304705 >># go to hell
>> [_] Anon 1304711 you can download the song from the artists site for free, it's fucking awesome PHYSICS IS GONNA HAUNT YOU DOWN, AND KILL YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
>> [_] Anon 1304726 GAH NEEDS A FUCKING SKIP BUTTON IN THE FUCKING LIVER LITTLE MOMMY
>> [_] Anon 1304754 Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit I just realized how hard I got trolled.
>> [_] Red 1304758 I I .. it what I di... how do ... what WHAT? WHAAAATT?!!
>> [_] Anon 1304759 FUCK THIS SHIT. I MAD.
>> [_] Anon 1304770 I never left Title Menu ... The music is too catchy
>> [_] Anon 1304772 JUST LET ME PLAY THE GOD DAMN GAME WHATS WITH THIS FUCKING AUTOTUNE
>> [_] Anon 1304774 Dude, fuck level 3 in the ass, level FOUR is where it's at. I just use harry's jump to bypass the enemy cybertank and blow up the Command core with Hi-Explosive rockets
>> [_] Anon 1304775 I CANT WAIT TOOOO MAKE LOVE TO PHYYYYSICS
>> [_] Anon 1304778 >># how did you get the rockets at lvl 4??? it always took me all the way to lvl 6 till i could find some
>> [_] Anon 1304779 You know, with all of the popularity this game gets, they really should make a real one.
>> [_] Anon 1304780 >># if you jump from the asteroid and onto the meteoroid then you can jump again to get them.
>> [_] Anon 1304791 >># >implying this isn't a real game.
>> [_] Anon 1304792 what the fuck, i wait like 15 minutes to play, a helper spider pops up like the stupid paperclip, then a missle blows up and it says game over, fuck you op, FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 1304794 I feel like I've just been violated. Fuck you /f/.
>> [_] Anon 1304798 physics is gonna pull out a gun and shoot you right in the head
>> [_] Anon 1304803 Ahahaha so you sit through that long ass tutorial then you take one step and an unpreventable game over. For those of you who are sitting through this don't waste your time.
>> [_] Anon 1304804 I'm starting to think there is no game. I'm at the planetary anthem now.
>> [_] Anon 1304806 Could use some sort of save function. Otherwise hossome
>> [_] Anon 1304809 >># Way to fail at the first level retard
>> [_] Anon 1304810 i just sat the WHOLE TUTORIAL and i take two steps in the first level and WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA?????????????? ??????????
>> [_] Anon 1304815 This shit is hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1304823 If you died in the first level then you are obviously playing it wrong. I am already on level 18, and I gotta tell you this is when shit starts getting serious. You are only allowed to use your starting weapon, and there are 4 missile bases and 2 motherships. Also if you get hit 1 time you have to restart the level.
>> [_] Anon 1304848 Idea! watch all the other things on /f/ while the long boring ass tutorial is playing
>> [_] Anon 1304852 Kinda amusing songs. Still find it kinda annoying that trolling has become so common that someone would put this amount of time and effort into a flash just to see it used as "i trol u!" on /f/.

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Best /f/ing game ever. Anon 1296863 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1296865 i fucking love this game
>> [_] Anon 1296866 not this shit again...
>> [_] Anon 1296867 I'm gonna be a dick and just let everyone know that this is not a game, just a lengthy "introduction/tutorial" followed by you instantly dying.
>> [_] Anon 1296881 >># Yeah right TROLL. btw, first boss battle is UNBELIEVABLE
>> [_] Anon 1296885 Let me see if it is a real game.. >Edit: This intro is taking forever. >Edit 2: Omg it's so hard, I keep dying. -.- It's legit though.
>> [_] Anon 1296894 fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1296917 the game author is a huge faggot for making a long intro with no skip option
>> [_] Anon 1296921 i love the music though, its awesome
>> [_] Anon 1296922 God that intro took forever! I lost interest and skipped though the last few instructions, so I couldn't beat the 6th level. I'm paying attention this time.
>> [_] Anon 1296924 WATCH OUT FOR THAT GRAVITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>> [_] Anon 1296941 it's time to learn about astronomy! it's time to learn about astronomy! IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY! IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY! IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMYYYYYYY!
>> [_] Anon 1296954 WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS LONG ASS INTRO.
>> [_] Anon 1296957 >># WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I FUCKING DIED ONE FUCKING SECOND AFTER THAT 10 MINUTE ANTHEM. GOD DAMN.
>> [_] Anon 1296964 >># IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY! IT'S TIME TO LEARN! IT'S TIME
>> [_] Anon 1296969 Hail to the Spider King, baby.
>> [_] Anon 1296975 This is the second time i complete this game even though i know what it ends with. I really don't have any direction in my life.
>> [_] Anon 1297015 PHYSICS IS GONNA PULL OUT A GUN... SHOOT YOU RIGHT IN THE HEAD...
>> [_] Anon 1297060 This is like being in a physics lecture. While being water boarded.

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Best. Game. EVER. Anon 1293198 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1293205 Good thing the save function works. Making it to level 3 is a motherfucker, it gets easier after you get to the first stop. God damn physics killed me like 50 times in a row.
>> [_] Anon 1293209 >># Tell me about it, bro. Did you know that physics is the second most common death in Steamshovel Harry? As if the game isn't hard enough with all those shitty meteors, they had to implement realistic physics IN A GAME.
>> [_] Anon 1293214 ^ newfags obviously haven't seen a space dragon yet
>> [_] Anon 1293218 Oh god, it's like /v/ made a game. Wasn't this E4 game of the year last year?
>> [_] Anon 1293219 >># I think you mean meteoroids. They're in space after all. gb2 astronomy 101 Or do you mean during the launch into space part
>> [_] Anon 1293220 got bored with the mind numbing tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1293221 Good god, the intro is longer than an MGS4 cutscene.
>> [_] Anon 1293224 how do people continuously fall for this shit
>> [_] Anon 1293225 >># I think that there isn't even a game, this is probably just some elaborate troll. Goddamn.
>> [_] Anon 1293226 whatever you do, don't get the phase inventer at queeblar's
>> [_] Anon 1293227 >># >I can't figure out mission 1 hurdurr
>> [_] Anon 1293232 >># I called that before the anthem finished.
>> [_] Anon 1293234 how the fuck do i beat the first boss I try throwing rocks, the rocks they do nothing
>> [_] Anon 1293237 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO PLAY THIS GAME. THERE IS NO GAME. ITS JUST A LONG INTRO. THEN IT KILLS YOU.
>> [_] Anon 1293239 >># see >>#
>> [_] Anon 1293242 that's so epic!
>> [_] Anon 1293260 i love it!
>> [_] Anon 1293262 MORE LIKE A FUCKING MOVIE
>> [_] Anon 1293264 I could do without the half-hour physics lesson.
>> [_] Anon 1293266 bad troll is a bad troll. you suck op
>> [_] Anon 1293267 >># i guessed as much, its really quite obvious...
>> [_] Whiskey Alpha Tango !ccgLAVgp62 1293284 PHYSICS IS GONNA KILL YOU HARRY
>> [_] Anon 1293287 I looks like you're trying to get to the spacecraft. Would you like some help? BOOM Game Over
>> [_] Anon 1293294 Clicking Next: The Game
>> [_] Anon 1293302 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_aUXYGV s8
>> [_] Anon 1293305 lol 10 minutes of pep-tutorial garbage
>> [_] Anon 1293325 Steeeaam shovel haaaarry Steeaam shovel haaaaarry Now I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all day
>> [_] Anon 1293328 It's time to learn about astronomy IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMEYEAAH Physics is gonna kill you Harry Physics is gonna kill you Harry Physics is gonna pull out a gun and shoot you right in the head Harry
>> [_] Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2 1293339 LET THE SPIDER KING SING HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANY THING
>> [_] Anon 1293342 Well, that was annoying. "Huh? The character they're showing is too big for the screen, how could this possibly work?" "Why do some bits look better made than others?" "Was ANY thought put into this long, boring anth- Oh dammit, this is a troll isn't it?"
>> [_] Anon 1293344 Of all the planets all around In the sky and on the ground Only one you plainly see Is just good enough for me From fair Islington To yonder Perth We kindly suggest You consider Ea-a-arth O Medium-sized Earth Of moderate speed and average girth From Mars to Mercury It's still the most livable you see With atmosphere Not poison gas With grazing deer And mountain pass It's got oceans for swimming Not acid for dying There's a moon And some grass Lots of water too And more grass Giant lizards roam the plains Giant spiders live in ca-a-a-aves
>> [_] Anon 1293347 We'll find a cure for that Plague We have to admit that was our mistake Over boiling seas And blood-red sky Our Space Police will acidify Every annoyance and enemy And be back in time for tea O of Earth we sing And to Earth's Great Spider King With atmosphere Not poison gas With grazing deer And poison grass We'll stand up and we'll sing To let Earthly freedom ring And let the Spider King still sti-i-ing His jaws can dissolve anything His jaws can dissolve aaany thi-i-ing
>> [_] Anon 1293351 theyre going to destroy the world in 15 minutes! >takes a 14 minute and 30 second tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 1293352 lol @ people bitching at the tutorial how did you ever make it through school if you can't stay focused on elementary physics for like 5 minutes tops
>> [_] Anon 1293359 does this damn game ever start. i wanted to play a game not get a science lesson
>> [_] Anon 1293363 >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 1293364 >># Stick with it man. Shit is awesome.
>> [_] MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER THE BITCH 1293365 MY FUCKING GOD IT SUCKED SO BAD I WAITED FOREVER AND THEN WAS LIKE FUCK THIS I DON'T WANNA FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS FUCKING GAME TO START PLAYING YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECES OF SHITS BITCHES. Have a nice day! ; )
>> [_] Anon 1293367 Holy shit this is enginious
>> [_] Anon 1293371 10/10 thoroughly enjoyable and a good time waster once you get started, the tutorial is a bit long though also made me really wish Earth really had a spider king
>> [_] Anon 1293374 Well played sir. Anyway yeah, long ass tutorial, you get hit by the missle you're supposed to stop about 2 steps into the first level and the game ends. If you wish to try again you have to go through the entire tutorial again.
>> [_] Anon 1293375 >># protip: there's something you're missing
>> [_] Anon 1293383 >># Get to level 10, you fucking ride on his back!
>> [_] Anon 1293404 How do I actually use the weapons? The tutorial has more physics than high school and yet it failed to teach me that
>> [_] Anon 1293413 >># Stop trolling. It is clearly stats the necessary the first time you reach an antagonist.
>> [_] Anon 1293435 you have to be shitting me...i sit through the 10 hour intro BULLSHIT and then it comes to training mode and i move a step and some faggot starts talking to me and i cant move and then i FUCKING ESPLODE AND NOW I HAVE TO WATCH IT ALL AGAIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1293449 wait...so its impossible to play this game? its not even a GAME SERIOUSLY! RAAAAAAAAAGE WTF THIS LOOKED AWESOME GAWD DAYUM SUCCESSFUL TROLLING FAGGOTS REHYAWFBFUUUURJAC
>> [_] Anon 1293451 >># >># NIGGERS EVERYWHERE.
>> [_] AnonReviews !hYkIWatubA 1293456 + above-average graphics compared to flash games + superior, entertaining and yet strangely immersive music + epic universe, I mean earth ruled by spider king? the Plague? red skies and poison grass and giant lizards? looks like it's been some time since my day on Earth. Also, planetary anthems + nice physics + can customize your character - terrible graphics compared to stand-alone games, which the music and plot are on par with - time waster - can't skip tutorial - unrewarding conclusion - astronomy is mostly useless, but nice touch overall, a very entertaining piece of work, if you have any wit or a sense of humor; also good at parties, but be forewarned: completing it will take some time, especially if you don't pay attention to the tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1293478 When the fuck does the game start
>> [_] Anon 1293479 Annoying fucking song
>> [_] Anon 1293488 When the sun started singing about astronomy, I thought something was wrong. Successful troll is successful.
>> [_] Anon 1293493 this game taught me more about astronomy and physics than all of college
>> [_] Anon 1293494 Dammit I died right away and now i have to watch all that shit again
>> [_] Anon 1293496 So much fucking tourtials
>> [_] Anon 1293505 anyone beat the 24th level's twin dragon guards ?
>> [_] Anon 1293508 alt + f4 to skip the tutoriel

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] BRACE FOR EPIC Anon 1286966 ALL HAIL THE MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER KING Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1286972 I've played this every time it's been posted and I still haven't got past level 3. Shit's motherfucking hard.
>> [_] Anon 1286978 oh god it's like /v/ made a game
>> [_] Anon 1286979 man, fuck all this physics and astronomy shit, just let me play the goddamn game, fuck
>> [_] Anon 1286983 I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME
>> [_] Anon 1286984 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I JUST WANT TO PLAY FUCK THE TRAINING
>> [_] anon 1286985 samfags, but its still cool
>> [_] Anon 1286986 I got trolled by a mother fucking flash animation. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1286987 >># It's time to learn about astronomy IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMEEEHEYEYEYEAAAH
>> [_] Anon 1286992 tutorial takes like for fucking ever.
>> [_] Anon 1286993 so asteroids are smaller then planets but larder than meteoriods ? this shit gives me hemorrhoids
>> [_] Anon 1286995 third level is just fucking impossible. how do i evade that rockets and jump on moving asteroids at the same time?
>> [_] Anon 1287001 >># Protip: pay attention to the tutorial, even if it's long You have to throw a rock up to avoid the third missile, to limit your jump. I haven't found a way to do it otherwise.
>> [_] Anon 1287017 [Man why does [spoiler]the astronomy sun[/spoiler] have to die?
>> [_] Anon 1287019 level 3 is too hard, fuck this game
>> [_] Anon 1287020 >># tutorial motherfucker did you pay attention to it
>> [_] Anon 1287024 MY GOD!!!! LET ME PLAY ALREADY!!!
>> [_] Anon 1287025 I'm stuck in the last boss, it's fucking hard and he recover life!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1287026 ITT: trolls trollin trolls
>> [_] Anon 1287058 I watched the tutorial and then couldn't watch any more
>> [_] sage sage 1287072 sage goes in all fields. also, fuck you OP
>> [_] Anon 1287079 steeeamshovel haaaarry god damn I love that music
>> [_] Anon 1287080 Ugh... such a fucking long tutorial, and no option to skip on once you've read the text. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SLOW READERS.
>> [_] Anon 1287082 1 Post SteamShovel Harry 2 wait 3 ???? 4 Profit
>> [_] Anon 1287083 >># Earth Anthem is made of pure epic though, just chill out to it maybe sing along
>> [_] Anon 1287087 Jesus, this thread is all bitching about the long tutorial all over again. Do you have the attention span of a 12-year old that you can't spend 5 minutes on a tutorial? Newtonian mechanics isn't exactly rocket science either. It's all basically good stuff to know. Why don't you try taking notes if you have trouble keeping up.
>> [_] Anon 1287090 THIS GAME'S FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!1111
>> [_] Anon 1287093 I was so close to raging, so close.
>> [_] Anon 1287107 I "FUUUUUUUUUUU"ed
>> [_] Anon 1287116 > Watch entire tutorial > Watch the unskippable anthem > Finally get to first level > Take two steps > HEY, DO YOU NEED HELP? > Hit by missile > Back to title screen i got trolled
>> [_] Anon 1287117 With atmosphere Not poison gas With grazing deer And poison grass O Earth, to thee we siiing And to Earth's Great Spiiider Kiiing
>> [_] Anon 1287118 >># Sounds like you failed hard at the first mission, bet you didn't even try using your jetpack
>> [_] Anon 1287130 That first meteor is tough to dodge. You gotta time it just right.
>> [_] Anon 1287137 I fucking hate everyone
>> [_] Anon 1287140 Space soldier, you are our first line of defense! Please rise for our Planetary Anthem. ---------------------------------------- ---------- Of all the planets all around In the sky and on the ground Only one you plainly see Is just good enough for me From fair Islington To yonder Perth We kindly suggest You consider Ea-a-arth O Medium-sized Earth Of moderate speed and average girth From Mars to Mercury It's still the most livable you see With atmosphere Not poison gas With grazing deer And mountain pass It's got oceans for swimming Not acid for dying There's a moon And some grass Lots of water too And more grass Giant lizards roam the plains Giant spiders live in ca-a-a-aves
>> [_] Anon 1287143 We'll find a cure for that Plague We have to admit that was our mistake Over boiling seas And blood-red sky Our Space Police will acidify Every annoyance and enemy And be back in time for tea O of Earth we sing And to Earth's Great Spider King With atmosphere Not poison gas With grazing deer And poison grass We'll stand up and we'll sing To let Earthly freedom ring And let the Spider King still sti-i-ing His jaws can dissolve anything His jaws can dissolve aaanythi-i-ing
>> [_] Anon 1287145 This is motherfucking trollface incarnate
>> [_] Anon 1287151 I just want to hear the earth anthem
>> [_] Anon 1287154 >># Here you go: http://www.repeatyoutube.com/watch?v=Xs9 rIAvVmTo
>> [_] Anon 1287158 >># >>Newtonian mechanics isn't exactly rocket science You sure about that, kemosabe?
>> [_] Anon 1287163 Halp!!! I can't get past first level!!! What am I doing wrong? I watched the whole tutorial and it still doesn't help.
>> [_] Anon 1287167 >># Well, from the ship, fly to the right. Watch out for gravity. Make your way through the space soldiers to the right 'til you face a boss fight. First take off his guns with rocks (throw with shift), then charge in with your melee (which is what there's a guide telling you to do) and take it from there. It's not really very complicated.

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[_] [G] Anon 1282750 You only have ten minutes /f/ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1282754 I hate level 4. So annoying!
>> [_] Anon 1282766 HOLY FUCK GET TO THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1282776 >># Fucking this. The tutorial and intro are too fucking long. Unskipable intro tutorial, drawn out cutscene, faggot talking about money, FINALLY, THE FUCKING GAME! No wait, more tutorial scenes. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU.
>> [_] Anon 1282780 glad I just watched other flashes during the "tutorial"
>> [_] Anon 1282781 I finally beat it. Good time waster after you get past level 2.
>> [_] Anon 1282783 This is not a game, but an elaborate trolling device. The objective is to make you wait for ever through long explanations, and then kill you the moment the explanations are done. This will be used for ages.
>> [_] Anon 1282786 If the music wasn't totally awesome I might be angry right about now. Well played Anon. Well played.
>> [_] Anon 1282788 FUCK YOU PAPERCLIP LIKE GUY ASKING IF I WOULD LIKE SOME HELP YOU MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT IM GOING TO TAKE THIS ROCKETPACK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS AND FEED YOU TO THE FUCKING SPIDER KING YOU FUCKER.
>> [_] Anon 1282792 >># The spider king is dead ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1282796 THE LONGEST FUCKING INTRO
>> [_] Anon 1282799 >># protip: try using tab every now and then Try clicking on the missile next time
>> [_] Anon 1282800 Planetary anthem is about 4 mintes long.
>> [_] Anon 1282801 wtf I SAT THROUGH ALL THAT SHIT AND THEN I DIED AND IT SENT ME BACK TO THE TITLE SCREEN! TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE AND NOT A REAL GAME!
>> [_] Anon 1282802 Game's a fuckton easier if you are aware that there's a time limit and skip all parts of the intro that you can instead of reading all about how asteroids are turned into gold credits and how gravity's going to kill you. Seriously. Took me two tries to figure that out.
>> [_] Anon 1282803 >># Its a joke. Lately, a lot of games have longass intros and tutorials and shit. I remember persona 4, it took like 3 1/2 hours before your first battle.
>> [_] Anon 1282804 >># What are you, twelve?
>> [_] Anon 1282809 >># >next time fucking lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1282816 FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1282821 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 1282832 Man what the fuck. The second main weapon is so overpowered it's not even funny. If you get the rock to explode right on top of the enemy it hits it like 5 times. Combine that with some creative thrusting and I took down the first drill-thing with almost no damage. Fucking gravity, always gets me though.
>> [_] Anon 1282851 >># >Combine that with some creative thrusting and I took down the first drill-thing with almost no damage. >Combine that with some creative thrusting >creative thrusting Excuse me?
>> [_] Anon 1282859 >># Yanks still up? http://www.thefreedictionary.com/thrust
>> [_] Anon 1282873 Dis shit is fucking balla yo
>> [_] Anon 1282876 >># >This is not a game, but an elaborate trolling device. actually it's a joke, and i believe most people will get it pretty quickly. >># ...though not everyone
>> [_] Anon 1282880 "Time is of the essence Harry, so your training will be brief." FUCKING LIAR
>> [_] the empire !h9VTzwf7Uk 1282883 takes 25mins to get thru the tutorial, and once you finish the tutorial, the spiderking says "hurry harry!" then 2 seconds pass and the spider gets pwned along with harry and sned syou back to the title screen, this was one of the longest trolls ive fallen for > dnt have to read all i jsut typed, just read: >troll
>> [_] Anon 1282896 People are still not figuring out you have to click on the missile. Jesus christ.
>> [_] Anon 1282900 I mean, it's not rocket science.
>> [_] Anon 1282925 BEST. FUCKING. TUTORIAL. EVER.
>> [_] Anon 1282927 10/10 thoroughly enjoyable
>> [_] Anon 1282940 >># >rocket science It's MISSILE science
>> [_] Anon 1282941 Just finished it. Made me wish Earth really had a Spider King.
>> [_] I FUCKING HATE THIS FUUUUUCK 1282943 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_aUXYGV s8 FUCKING FUUUCK THATS SUUUUUUCKS SERIOUSLY
>> [_] Anon 1282956 I got one question for everyone. U mad?
>> [_] Anon 1282961 >># Just did it, and this game is actually awesome....
>> [_] Lollipop 1282971 omg terrible singing :d

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[_] [G] 15 minutes to save the world Anon 1264941 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1264945 I want this soundtrack.
>> [_] Anon 1264950 >># Go right ahead: http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/0 7/08/steamshovel-harry-music/
>> [_] Anon 1264951 Awesome thanks.
>> [_] Anon 1264956 I just say through like ten minutes of retarded "background" set to horrible autotuned bullshit... what the fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1264968 This game... is a fucking troll masterpiece.
>> [_] Anon 1264981 This is one of the funniest things i have ever seen. By the time we 'started' i forgot the controls and saw the bomb come. I was lol'in all the way through. Kudos
>> [_] Anon 1264987 Wow. Wow. I accidentally refreshed the page right after I "customized" him.
>> [_] Anon 1264988 >The unlikely event that aliens existed Hahaha...
>> [_] Anon 1264991 Watch out watch ooouuuuttt, for dat graviiity! ~
>> [_] Anon 1264992 >># >assuming it was a game You must be new here.
>> [_] Anon 1265021 wow... the anthum
>> [_] Anon 1265022 lol... done with the anthum then i die... that was great
>> [_] Analmouse 1265057 ALL HAIL THE SPIDER KING!!!
>> [_] Anon 1265060 damn it :/ fucking troll'd
>> [_] Anon 1265083 It looks like your trying to get to the rocket. Do you need assistance?
>> [_] Anon 1265095 so much troll...you sir, are the god of trolling
>> [_] Anon 1265096 >># HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHI EEEING
>> [_] Anon 1265101 Gravity is going to kill you. Watch out harry~
>> [_] Anon 1265105 GOD DAMMIT, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE! FFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK Is there even a game here or is it all just a troll?
>> [_] Anon 1265108 This is the 7th time i have watched it this month, so good

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[_] [G] Anon 1254039 [O] [T] [Y] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1254040 :3
>> [_] Anon 1254041 I love this game
>> [_] Anon 1254045 forever mode to start..
>> [_] Anon 1254047 does the fucking tutorial ever end?
>> [_] Anon 1254049 lol fuck this i bet the whole point to this is the intro, especially this fucking song im stuck on.
>> [_] Anon 1254051 tl:dp
>> [_] The Justice !E.sAfOllWo 1254052 OH ALL THE PLANETS ALL AROUND IN THE SKY AND ON THE GROUND. ONLY ONE YOU PLAINLY SEE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEEEEEEE.
>> [_] Anon 1254053 i'm now convinced this game is just one giant troll of an intro
>> [_] The Justice !E.sAfOllWo 1254055 I got bored and sent the animator and music artist emails telling them how much they suck.
>> [_] Anon 1254056 i'm currently on the anthem. But I figured there was no game since physics 102. Still waiting to see how far it goes.
>> [_] Anon 1254057 Missle hit the earth before I could take off...
>> [_] Makoto~Kuro !1PKVPVuHZk 1254058 Fuck, the soundtrack is catchy.
>> [_] Anon 1254062 No actually, it starts eventually. You just gotta be real quick when it starts though, they try to troll you by making you die as soon as it starts.
>> [_] Anon 1254064 >># lies and slander!
>> [_] Anon 1254065 I have never played a more wonderfully detailed and superb game in my life. OP, I commend you.
>> [_] Anon 1254068 yep, there is no game - died straight away when trying to play. and i said 'play again?' so I click and OH HELLO INTRO again...
>> [_] Anon 1254106 how far you guys get? I got to the 3rd level. that first boss though, man worse than fucking ninja gaiden!
>> [_] AnonymousVoid 1254121 >># i know what you mean. that helping spider boss is one crazy bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1254127 dem jaws
>> [_] Anon 1254133 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>> [_] Anon 1254136 Right when you start, the instinct is to move forward. The secret is to move back and hit control at the same time...you reach the end and some easter egg pictures and music. Good luck
>> [_] Anon 1254141 Jesus Christ let this die already. It's been posted like ten times. lolo let's pretend there's a game here Fucking stupid.
>> [_] Anon 1254143 The fourth boss is bitchin, anyone get as far as anal? I only get to oral then blades shoot out of her massive boobs an kill me!!
>> [_] Anon 1254167 Takes too long to get anything started, shitgame.
>> [_] Anon 1254169 BEST GAME EVAR!!
>> [_] Anon 1254180 bradsucks.net/archives/2009/07/08/steams hovel-harry-music/ Steamshovel Harry music. It's very good. But the game is better.
>> [_] Anon 1254190 God damn, have a fucking tutorial.
>> [_] Anon 1254193 Yeah, fucking troll.
>> [_] Anon 1254199 Fuck You OP, i hate u so much right now.
>> [_] Anon 1254213 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1254225 tutorial.... the music is pretty sweet tho...
>> [_] Anon 1254230 Tutorial games
>> [_] Anon 1254240 i think i know where this is going...
>> [_] Anon 1254246 amazing game

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] /f/ sucks today Anon 1247767 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1247773 You really labeled this as /g/, wow...
>> [_] Anon 1247780 WOW ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS IS TAKING FOREVER TO GET TO THE GAME FUCK.
>> [_] Anon 1247781 Fuck, so many intros. That's some fun shit, though
>> [_] Anon 1247782 >># You're not helping.
>> [_] TANDY-TRS-80 !!lDcK5fMq1xS 1247793 I like the part where you never get to play, even for a moment.
>> [_] Anon 1247810 I watched some of this old stupid thing as a joke. I never noticed that there was a guy singing in the background with auto tune. Still not worth the trolling.
>> [_] Anon 1247818 the half second of gameplay you get befor you die is worth it imo.
>> [_] Anon 1247819 longest fucking intro evaaaaaaa and thats pretty much everything
>> [_] Anon 1247887 I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE LOVE TO PHYSICS
>> [_] Anon 1247895 this is amazing... where can i get the physics is gonna kick your ass song?
>> [_] Anon 1247902 I give up, anthem.

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Steamshovel Harry Anon 1234469 Stop the Missile! Save Earth! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1234472 WHAT
>> [_] Anon 1234475 /r/ing sauce
>> [_] Anon 1234476 >># on the song
>> [_] Anon 1234477 You know... I kept telling myself "fucking missile is gonna hit the god damn planet before i get through all this shit..."
>> [_] Anon 1234479 its not a game. its just a waste of time there i saved you for alot of time
>> [_] Anon 1234481 >># http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/0 7/08/steamshovel-harry-music/
>> [_] Cain !!eXi3Txe9btD 1234482 >># it's available for download on the guys website
>> [_] Anon 1234486 awesomestesest game ever. HIS JAAAAAWS CAN DISSOLVE AAAAAANYYYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN NNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
>> [_] Anon 1234489 omg, its so boring. please die in a fire.
>> [_] Anon 1234491 I swear to god, my life wasted.
>> [_] Anon 1234492 Fuck you OP. Delete this shit/
>> [_] Anon 1234496 Shows how short attention span most people have.
>> [_] Anon 1234497 Lol'd at the end.
>> [_] Anon 1234498 >># But it wasn't worth the waste of time.
>> [_] FattyDingDongs 1234509 FUCK YOU, WHERE'S THE GAME?! ASTRONOMY?! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT, GRAVITY'S FUCKING RETARDED D:<
>> [_] Anon 1234510 There is no game here, only ten minutes of un-skipable text.
>> [_] Anon 1234517 It's a movie parodying a game. Great tutorial or greatest tutorial?
>> [_] Anon 1234518 I finally get through the tutorial and all that shit. Only to get blown up the moment I get into the actual gameplay I lol'd so hard that I then saluted the spider king.
>> [_] Anon 1234551 I'm gonna make love to physiiiiiics!
>> [_] Anon 1234554 They need to hood this flash when you get to the shopkeeper
>> [_] Ren 1234565
>> FUCK YOU, WHERE'S THE GAME?! ASTRONOMY?! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT, GRAVITY'S FUCKING RETARDED D:< Gravity? It's the LAW, BITCH!
>> [_] Anon 1234569 omg best swf ever i lol'd hard
>> [_] Anon 1234577 go to /f/ see steamshovel harry, lol heartily at 22 replies
>> [_] Anon 1234580 WAT? BLASTED BY THE SAME STUPID PROGRAMMER THAT MADE CLIPPO?
>> [_] Anon 1234581 >># OH WHAT THE SHIT PHYSICS AND ASTRONOMY WERE AWESOME FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR FAMILY, AND FUCK YOUR FRIENDS I HOPE YOU AND EVERY NON MATHEMATICIAN/SCIENTIST PERSON YOU KNOW DIES IN A CAR FIRE
>> [_] Samefag 1234583 FINALLY!!! i've beat it!!! For the people who still are stuck in Level One, you can get past the rocket if you do a barrel roll.
>> [_] Anon 1234584 dude...the intro is longer than the fucking game...
>> [_] Anon 1234585 >># My reaction excatly. This "game" also intrudec me to BradSucks's music, he's awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1234607 >># seconded
>> [_] Anon 1234619 Physics gonna hunt ya down and kill you in the middle of the night, physics are gonna hunt ya down and make everything alright.
>> [_] Anon 1234624 I remember this one. Best troll piece I've seen in awhile. Props to you if you stuck around long enough to hear the anthem.
>> [_] Anon 1234629 awful
>> [_] Anon 1234646 I lol'd all the way through the training session. "Physics is gonna kill you harry!" "Physics is gonna pull out a gun and shoot you in tha head!!!"
>> [_] Anon 1234647 the best part about the troll is that the game sounds cool

File[SteamshovelHarry.swf.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Steamshovel Harry Anon 1221625 Best /f/ game ever created. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1221626 I agree. I love the fourth moon level.
>> [_] Anon 1221627 >># pft, third level is best.
>> [_] Anon 1221630 >># it's clearly the 4th you troll
>> [_] Anon 1221631 WHEN WILL IT LET ME PLAY
>> [_] Anon 1221634 FUCK I JUST PRESSED CONTROL AND I DIED NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 10 MINUTES FOR THE INTRO AND ALL AGAIN
>> [_] LAWL !CUX.UEEvlk 1221636 AH GAWD SO LONG.
>> [_] Anon 1221637 >># You suck, just wait until you make it to the second level. Shit's so fucking exciting.
>> [_] Anon 1221638 I love on the third level when they explain what a newfag is.
>> [_] aeosynth !zdxFBW2hCw 1221649 A++
>> [_] Anon 1221650 I'm not falling for this a second time. Awful singing made it worse.
>> [_] Anon 1221655 I'M WATCHING ALL OF IT I WANT TO KNOW.
>> [_] Anon 1221662 I realized about halfway through the physics intro that this was going to happen.
>> [_] Anon 1221664 Yeah don't put a skip button in the game or anything, because I really like to wait 5 minutes for a game to start.
>> [_] analcunt 1221666 How to skip all that bs?
>> [_] Anon 1221667 Fuck finally, the last boss is a total pain in the ass.
>> [_] Anon 1221670 i remember this was shit
>> [_] Anon 1221693 Why is the singing so awesome
>> [_] Anon 1221707 lol rocket crashed on me as soon as i started... lol not going to go through the intro again.
>> [_] Mac Sirloin !d98kjRXtuU 1221723 I NEED THE MUSIC
>> [_] Anon 1221758 It's actually a game about intro sequences. And porn.
>> [_] Anon 1221770 troll game is troll you can't get through the game you get killed instantly its a troll but a nice intro was interesting
>> [_] Anon 1221792 OH MY GOD, THE INTRO! THE INTRO
>> [_] Anon 1221795 obvios samefag is obvios ... lel
>> [_] Anon 1221821 lol there's no levels to play, ahaha best april fools game ever
>> [_] Anon 1221825 Gave up on the game due to that fucking unskippable intro. God damn it that's bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1221847 Spider king has the leadership skills to lead us into a bright future.
>> [_] Anon 1221858 ALL RISE FOR OUR PLANETARY ANTHEM
>> [_] Anon 1221861 IMMA UNIQUE BECAUSE I ACT LIKE THERES REALLY OTHER LEVELS fucking niggers
>> [_] Anon 1221862 >># umad.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1221874 Why the FUCK is the damn intro so long?! DO THEY WANT PEOPLE TO NOT PLAY IT?!
>> [_] Anon 1221877 Fuckin' trolled.
>> [_] Anon 1221878 You press control+w to start the game, good job OP for not informing us
>> [_] Anon 1221881 Off subject, but the other day somebody posted a flash of a legend of zelda parody. Link was walking around and some weird face gets in his way, so his toes turn into claws and he digs them into the ground so he doesn't get pushed by the wind. Then, when he beats it, it plays the Super Mario rpg victory music, and he bites his sword to bend it so he can pry his toes out of the ground. Anyone know this? Can you tell me where I can find it?
>> [_] Anon 1221893 No rhyme at all.
>> [_] Anon 1221904 I dont think I've even appreciated a troll that well done. BRAVO sir!
>> [_] Anon 1221922 Simply fantastic.
>> [_] Anon 1221924 JUST LET ME FUCKING PLAY, T-PAIN YOU NIGGERFAGGOT
>> [_] Anon 1221936 >># http://swfchan.com/16/78107/?Link+The+Le gendening.swf anon delivers
>> [_] Anon 1221963 >># takes WAY to long
>> [_] Anon 1221964 holy shit im about to throw my computer against the wall if it doesnt let me play soon. Your fucking intro is way to fucking long
>> [_] Anon 1221966 GRAVITYS GONNA KILL YOU HARRY
>> [_] Anon 1221969 holy shit I gave up on this. 10 minutes later its like "time to deploy!" I was like YAY FINALLY GET TO PLAY! then It sayd "Before you go..." thats when I shut it off...worst game ever...thanks for wasting my life asshole
>> [_] Anon 1221979 well trolled, but the music rocked.
>> [_] Anon 1221980 lolitrolu
>> [_] Anon 1221987 Ok seriously what do I do in order to play?

File[Steamshovel_Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1209385 Best /f/ game made. Have fun. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1209391 Wow after such a long intro, it's quite fun!!
>> [_] Anon 1209398 FUCK THE TUTORIAL IS LONG
>> [_] Anon 1209402 is there a way to skip this stupid long song so i can play already
>> [_] Anon 1209407 Fuck this song, I want to play. If this game has a save system, I had better not have to go through this intro again.
>> [_] Anon 1209408 the actual game makes up for the shitty intro
>> [_] Anon 1209412 I could not endure the shitty autotuned nigger music in the unskippable tutorial. Hope the game is fun, niggers.
>> [_] Anon 1209414 The tutorial was worth waiting through, probably the best physics I've seen in a Flash game
>> [_] Anon 1209418 Oh you are FUCKING KIDDING ME. I am raging so hard right now.
>> [_] Anon 1209420 Troll game. No actual gameplay. Don't click.
>> [_] Anon 1209424 I can't wait to make love to physics
>> [_] Anon 1209425 I can't get over how shit that was. Fucker couldn't even write a decent national anthem.
>> [_] Anon 1209426 I love the autotune.
>> [_] Anon 1209427 "do you need help getting into your ship" OMG BOOOOM GAME OVA
>> [_] Anon 1209428 PHYSICS IS GOING TO KILL MY FAMILY AND THE SPIDER KING WON'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT!
>> [_] Anon 1209429 I can't fucking believe I just wasted a good 10 minutes of my life reading all that.
>> [_] Anon 1209434 Saging. Again.
>> [_] Anon 1209436 ALL HAIL THE SPIDER KING!
>> [_] Anon 1209437 wait... WHAT??
>> [_] Anon 1209443 oh man this game is so hard.
>> [_] Anon 1209445 >># oh man I am so hard.
>> [_] Anon 1209446 >># Oh I am so hard for this man.
>> [_] Anon 1209447 >># this man hard game I man so
>> [_] Anon 1209451 >># I came.
>> [_] Anon 1209454 >># came I
>> [_] Anon 1209456 >># He came.
>> [_] Anon 1209457 Never mind how much of my life I wasted. how about whoever came up with this?
>> [_] Anon 1209458 >># Came He.
>> [_] Anon 1209462 lol. Got frustrated at physics 102. Quickly realized that was the point, then there were nothing but lols all the way.
>> [_] Anon 1209467 why would someone make all this just to be a troll game??
>> [_] Anon 1209468 Got to the anthem and finally realized this is bullshit. Well played.
>> [_] Symmetry !ShiNKU/JVI 1209485 I am laughing so hard right now. Well done.
>> [_] Anon 1209488 >># Fuck off noko, you faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1209492 FUCK, I KNOW WHAT A GOD DAMN ASTEROID IS, LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!
>> [_] Anon 1209501 >># I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1209513 Is there anything beyond missile + face = death?
>> [_] edge 1209515 wait... what?
>> [_] sage Anon 1209517 auto tune troll nigger saged
>> [_] Anon 1209521 ue to the loooooooooooooooooooooong intro THIS GAME FUCKIGN SUCKS
>> [_] Anon 1209529 Don't worry guys, there's a checkpoint after the intro.
>> [_] Anon 1209531 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1209535 OMG, i see porn better, faggots.
>> [_] Anon 1209554 lol we will find a cure for the plague
>> [_] Anon 1209556 lol i was thinking about raging, but then the anthem made me lol my arse off
>> [_] Anon 1209557 >># HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1209561 10/10 A++ Would rage again.
>> [_] Anon 1209576 OMFG THE INTRO -5/10 Game is 8/10 though
>> [_] Anon 1209579 10 minutes in, still in the intro Fuck this game I'm going to go masturbate.
>> [_] Anon 1209589 Oh god. Why. Why.

File[Steamshovel_Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Flash Game of the Year Anon 1192722 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1192729 HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING!!
>> [_] Anon 1192732 Fucking horrible shit
>> [_] Anon 1192734 Probably one of the most annoying and mind-numbing intros ever. Couple that with sub-par game play and you have a pile of shit.
>> [_] Anon 1192735 Haha, this game is the ultmate game ever. It's like /v/ designed a game.
>> [_] Anon 1192736 I expected if halfway through...but then somehow it convinced me it wasn't going to do that...then it did. I laughed.
>> [_] Anon 1192738 >># And by sub-par gameplay, I mean that I liked the spider.
>> [_] Anon 1192748 fuck i lol'd.
>> [_] Anon 1192777 THIS ISNT A GAME ITS SOME KIND OF BOOK
>> [_] Anon 1192787 I want the song.
>> [_] Anon 1192791 take fucking forever to start
>> [_] Anon 1192795 fuck it. After 10 minutes of nothing, I have decided this is a troll. Fuck you OP
>> [_] Anon 1192796 So when do i get to play?
>> [_] Anon 1192799 MOST ANNOYING INTRO EVER
>> [_] sage sage 1192802 FFFFFFFFFUUUUU after 10min of instructions, a 5min anthem you get to move about 1ft then die. Game Over. god damn trolls
>> [_] Anon 1192804 I went through the front page of /f/ before this ended
>> [_] Anon 1192808 ITT: newfags
>> [_] Anon 1192815 http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/0 7/08/steamshovel-harry-music/
>> [_] Anon 1192825 game of the year, every year! Don't let trolls ITT steer you away from playing this, I've spent hours playing this. How do you get past that orbital boss fight shit near the end? I'm stuck...
>> [_] Anon 1192829 Do you ever get to play? =\
>> [_] Anon 1192855 Is this MGS4?
>> [_] Anon 1192856 They must've put more work into the music then the game itself.
>> [_] Anon 1192860 >># Thanks.
>> [_] Anon 1192888 i want my 15 minutes back
>> [_] Anon 1192905 >># WAIT THERE ARE MULTIPLE PAGES OF /f/?!
>> [_] !LLLLLLLLL. 1192906 >># newfag, theres 10
>> [_] Anon 1192907 >># Then how the fuck do I view them.
>> [_] Anon 1192908 music is by a 1 man band named "brad sucks" and he has some really good stuff, go to his site and you can download these 2 songs, and some of his other works. He has a really awesome cover of "goodbye horses" that i tuck my penis away for whenever i play it.
>> [_] Anon 1192910 lol this actually IS troll
>> [_] !LLLLLLLLL. 1192912 >># u sir, are and idiot
>> [_] Anon 1192913 >># no U!
>> [_] Anon 1192917 saw it before, lol'd watched it again! lol'd again! gravity is gonna kill you harry
>> [_] Anon 1192927 >># Lol, awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1192933 Fuck you troll
>> [_] Anon 1192934 no sage, ive seen this 9 fucking times on /f/ its old, its not funny anymore, its a waste of space
>> [_] Anon 1192936 holy fuck annoying shit. i stopped after the planetary song. got damn im not about to read all this shit just to play a game
>> [_] Anon 1192937 biggest troll game ever but anyone smart should of known something was up after like, the first 5 minutes. there is no game alive that has 10 minute briefing on some basic jumping.
>> [_] Anon 1192938 the ending was worth it *spends 20 minutes reading stuff how 2 play games* very lulz. "would u like some help getting into the spacesh--- BOOM GAME OVA. THX 4 PLAYING
>> [_] Anon 1192942 Couldn't get past the asinine intro.
>> [_] Anon 1192994 >># >Implying there's anything after it.
>> [_] Anon 1192995 SHIT GAME IS SHIT
>> [_] Anon 1192997 wow it was like playing GURPS
>> [_] Anon 1193015 epic

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1178044 Fight for the Spiderking Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1178056 I hate you and everything you breathe on.
>> [_] Anon 1178059 goddamn fuck this shit. is this a joke?
>> [_] Anon 1178060 Fuck you
>> [_] Anon 1178062 Goddamn it takes forever untill the game starts, but its pretty fun.
>> [_] Anon 1178063 HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING
>> [_] Anon 1178064 . . .
>> [_] Anon 1178070 >># lol troll
>> [_] Anon 1178073 getting past lvl 7 is a fucking joke
>> [_] Anon 1178082 jesus christ how long can the tutorial thing before the game be
>> [_] Anon 1178088 Anyone know how to beat the 2nd robot boss, shit is hard
>> [_] Anon 1178092 game rocks a+++++
>> [_] Anon 1178104 The creator of this crap has a mental sickness
>> [_] Anon 1178108 i am at first level, what to do?
>> [_] Anon 1178115 I fucking cried my fucking eyes out xD and I still can't stop laughing
>> [_] The Ladle 1178123 I HATE YOU... and all your shit...
>> [_] Anon 1178127 i fucking hate you, i sat through that shit anthem just to get hit by the fucking missile that i was supposed to destroy.
>> [_] Anon 1178133 I fucking love the anthem.
>> [_] Anon 1178141 physics is gonna hunt you down and kill you in your sleep
>> [_] Anon 1178142 Holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 1178147 i remember this game, its good
>> [_] Anon 1178153 I probably should have figured something was up when I saw it was by the same guy that did Get Lost.
>> [_] Anon 1178155 what the fuck what the fuck
>> [_] sage sage 1178156 this shit is shitty shit... fucking waste of time... there is no game... trolled
>> [_] Anon 1178166 HIS JAAAWSSS CAN DISOLVE ANYTHIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG.
>> [_] Anon 1178211 wow this game is fun
>> [_] Anon 1178229 >># Get Lost is the shit though. This is just.. shit.
>> [_] Anon 1178230 EAT SHIT AND DIE :)
>> [_] Anon 1178231 Stuck at level 7 :< what the hell is with the green asteroid??
>> [_] Anon 1178238 >># BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS! :D
>> [_] Anon 1178242 Son of a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1178243 That tutorial made me piss my pants. BRB gonna go punch physics right in the face.
>> [_] Anon 1178249 holy shit, the first time i played, i died right on the spot. and so i rewatched the whole tutorial and anthem and shit. i'm sick of that shit by now. i've watched that shit for like, fucking 5 times now, and i keep dying. man, watch, i'll beat this game soon enough...
>> [_] Anon 1178253 >># you gotta WATCH OUT FOR THAT GRAAAAVITY
>> [_] Anon 1178254 >># To avoid getting killed at the very beginning, do a barrel roll. Remember, there is always a way, no matter how hard and tedious the road may seem.
>> [_] Anon 1178256 Trollin game is Trollin!
>> [_] Anon 1178260 It never fucking starts. NEVER. It loops.
>> [_] Anon 1178262 Fuck you. Fuck. You.

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1163661 Yo wolfy Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1163668 You fuckin kidding me? The intro is so fucking long I couldn't even wait to get to the game. I closed that shit. L2get fucked
>> [_] Sharp Stabby 1163673 >># I agree... OP die in a fire.
>> [_] Anon 1163675 >># Ok I take that back, this is amazing, well worth the wait.
>> [_] Anon 1163683 JUST LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
>> [_] Anon 1163684 Fucking RAGE OP is a nigger faggot
>> [_] PsychMajor !!5ONmnDmhDHq 1163686 >># You're kidding me. I have to sit through that twenty minute intro again after dying within 2 seconds of 'game play'? is there even a game?
>> [_] Anon 1163687 >># Obviously not shithead.
>> [_] Anon 1163690 walloftext.swf
>> [_] Anon 1163691 i hate you op, and i hope you die a horrible death.
>> [_] Anon 1163695 RAISE FOR YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEM RAAAAAAAAAAAGE
>> [_] Anon 1163699 this is a great learning tool! I really enjoyed the gameplay and great sense of humor! lol autotune! ^_^
>> [_] Cain !!eXi3Txe9btD 1163700 some of the jump on the third base require ridiculous timing. anyone having the same problem?
>> [_] Anon 1163701 awesome game, worth the wait
>> [_] penisale 1163705 best thing ever but, OP should die in a fire
>> [_] Anon 1163709 BULLSHIT. In this thread, TROLLS. Any /f/riends out there, do not continue playing this shit. The swf was ment to be a waste of time.
>> [_] Anon 1163723 very clever
>> [_] Anon 1163724 >># stfu newfag. you are too impatient
>> [_] Anon 1163735 It'd be nice if the author didn't think that everyone read at a fucking THIRD GRADE LEVEL LIKE HIM! God damn, this flash needs a skip button BADLY. The first bit, the text fills so fast you can't keep up, but during the rest of the intro, it just sits there. FOREVER. Fuck this, I am not patient enough to sit through this shit.
>> [_] Bishop !dfAMLnsgtg 1163738 i am still waiting for the fucking anthem to finish... im being patient to report if it has a legit game behind it, im becoming doubtfull
>> [_] Anon 1163739 This is amazing, I especially enjoyed "gravity is gonna kill you HaaaaAAaary" and the same with physics
>> [_] Anon 1163740 personally i blame that damn spider king
>> [_] Bishop !dfAMLnsgtg 1163742 Games not legit... as you get past the fucking anthem and on to the "gameplay" you start to move right, a fucking spider pops up stopping your movement asking if you need help "finding the spaceport" or some shit and a missle lands on you instantly ending the game.
>> [_] Anon 1163754 Pro Tip : Right Click > Forward.
>> [_] Anon 1163783 >># What did you really expect Was awesome thanks op
>> [_] Anon 1163794 W...T...F!!! Waist of time, spent 20 minutes waiting for it to get good, moved one step and got blown up by a "helpful" spider... Don't play if you don't find watching grass grow fun...
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 1163801 ITT: people who are really really REALLY fucking new.
>> [_] Anon 1163802 ITT : Fags gettin trolled liek a bawsss
>> [_] Anon 1163824 holy fucking shit! this isn't a game. its just a damn flash video with god damn buttons. and auto tune? shits so fucking old and outdated. fuck anyone who enjoys this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1163852 >># Only options I have is "setting" and "about adobe flash player 10."
>> [_] Anon 1163855 Steamshovel Harry cracks me up every time it shows up on /f/. The shitty autotune singing is so fucking hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1163859 his jaws can disolve anything!
>> [_] Anon 1163862 http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/0 7/08/steamshovel-harry-music/
>> [_] Anon 1163865 >Steamshovel Harry.swf trollface.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1163870 hahahahahahaha the only thing better than this flash was the comments. niggas got trolled
>> [_] Anon 1163873 >># I can confirm that all there is after intro is spider and missile from the sky. I feel so new here
>> [_] Anon 1163874 I didn't catch on at the troll until physics 102. Then I just sat through the whole thing to stew in my own rage.
>> [_] Anon 1163878 I was okay until the GOD DAMNED ANTHEM FUCK YOU SPIDER KING
>> [_] Anon 1163895 Catchy tune in the menu, I must say.
>> [_] Anon 1163896 I can't believe there are so much of newfags here.
>> [_] Anon 1163899 It might sound dumbshit, but i actually enjoyed this xd
>> [_] Anon 1163909 holy shit ive never seen /f/ this newfaggy
>> [_] Anon 1163910 i smell samefag

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Cain !!eXi3Txe9btD 1132386 /r/ing trip.swf Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] sizzle titz !e1QaonJtFE 1132392 Jesus, it takes fucking 15 minutes just to start actually playing. Fucking stupid.
>> [_] Ren 1132396 >># Missing the point
>> [_] Anon 1132398 i was trolled... HARD!
>> [_] Anon 1132414 the last level is SO hard!
>> [_] nokoman !ZAax4CLxaM 1132417 i haet you OP
>> [_] Anon 1132431 ffuuuuuuuuuu
>> [_] Anon 1132432 I managed to get up to the 3rd asteroid boss spider before eventually getting hit by a missile. Score of 405, anyone get better?
>> [_] Anon 1132433 Anyone know how to detach the zip line so you can drop into the mining drill? I've tried my lasers, missiles, even meleeing. I cant seem to get it to detach.
>> [_] Anon 1132449 >># press the 'use' key
>> [_] Cirque !!LUqmBE/5/Jt 1132457 Dude... how the fuck do you get mp3s of these songs. I want them. Bad.
>> [_] ωRice !47e3NETe0o 1132469 What just happened. I... there was this helping spider and... What?
>> [_] Anon 1132498 Konami Code ftw
>> [_] Anon 1132503 Totally worth the wait
>> [_] Anon 1132505 >># Try SWFrip http://sourceforge.net/projects/swfrip/
>> [_] Anon 1132513 >>>:((((
>> [_] Anon 1132516 did i....did i just get trolled?
>> [_] Anon 1132517 >># >># Yes, pretty much, I MUST SAY... <_<
>> [_] Anon 1132539 omfg will the totorial ever end?
>> [_] Anon 1132540 GRAVITY WATCH OUT WATCH OUT FOR THAT GRAVITY
>> [_] Anon 1132542 O look, it´s This flash again.
>> [_] Anon 1132547 Still can't clear the second stage; the timing on that jump is fucking brutal! :(
>> [_] Anon 1132559 :|
>> [_] Anon 1132562 if Kanye West made a game about asteroid jumping
>> [_] Anon 1132575 PHYSICS IS GONNA KILL YOU HARRY
>> [_] Anon 1132585 HIS JAWS CAN DISOLVE ANYTHING!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1132586 Fucking "Helper Spider" Damn thing was just about as annoying as the fucking paper clip.
>> [_] Anon 1132587 >># i know he was fucking everywhere though the game
>> [_] Anon 1132590 >># And then he died

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1128040 need more [G]
>> [_] Anon 1128049 i raged because there was too much intro and never even got to the game. i win
>> [_] Anon 1128053 i feel kinda trolled now
>> [_] Anon 1128055 didn't even get to the game D:
>> [_] Anon 1128057 lamest game ever
>> [_] Anon 1128058 I raged and lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1128059 O.O What the fuck? I read through the entire intro, listened to that terrible anthem, only to be destroyed by a rocket on the first level. Trolled hard.
>> [_] Anon 1128060 HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING!
>> [_] Anon 1128063 amazing game!!!
>> [_] Anon 1128064 no blackface ... waste of time
>> [_] Anon 1128071 I would say I just wasted a a half hour of my life.. but that anthem made it all worth it... Long live Earth's Spider King, his jaws can dissolve anything!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1128088 I. HATE. YOU. SO. MUCH.
>> [_] Anon 1128097 Fuck you Op...
>> [_] Anon 1128104 oh gawd
>> [_] FoxX !!9y4w1fXy9JL 1128107 I couldn't get past the instructions.. THis game sucks...
>> [_] Anon 1128115 This is a music flash, actually.
>> [_] Anon 1128116 The spider king is looking at me...
>> [_] Anon 1128118 Game over, 5 sec after the game began. F'king spider.
>> [_] Anon 1128131 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1128132 watch out for that gravity guys
>> [_] Semaj 1128136 yeah needs more Fing [G] this [G] needs less intro and way more [G]!
>> [_] Anon 1128164 lol epic troll. on the website, the game description states you have 15 minutes to stop the missile.. if you can
>> [_] Anon 1128171 TROLLED HARD
>> [_] Anon 1128173 Physic's GONNA TAKE OUT A GUN AND SHOOT YOU RIGHT IN THEA HEADDD, YEAAAAAA
>> [_] Anon 1128185 Everyone in this thread IS DOING IT WRONG. How did you get past the third level without running out of fuel? I tried slingshotting around the top meteor, but it wastes too much trying to land safely.
>> [_] Anon 1128194 Play this game when you're HIGH. I shit a solid brick, I kid you not.
>> [_] Anon 1128207 dick move... but well played.

File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Cyber Akuma !9pQvCy3xq2 1122277 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1122282 Do I ever get to Fucking play?
>> [_] Cain !!eXi3Txe9btD 1122283 Seriously WTF?
>> [_] MaxieMan !UWSNpUWg7s 1122286 what the fuck holy shit I am so mad right now god dammit
>> [_] Anon 1122288 lol this tutorial fucken sux
>> [_] Cain !!eXi3Txe9btD 1122289 >># Holy Shit, I'm am laughing so much right now
>> [_] Anon 1122290 fuck the tutorial and let me figure this out myself
>> [_] Anon 1122292 do we ever get to the fucking game?
>> [_] Anon 1122293 well... at least i learned a lot about physics and earth's future spider king before everything was blown to shit
>> [_] Anon 1122294 I LOLD MY FACE OFF! You never get to play. I found this out after 15 minutes of this music
>> [_] Anon 1122295 >># WHat the fuck!!! This is so stupid! Don't even touch this shit!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1122299 I HATE YOU OP!!!!! YOU FUCKING DICK!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1122300 lol anyone got sauce on the music, or was it made for this "game"
>> [_] Anon 1122301 THE SPYYYYYYYYDAH KING.
>> [_] Anon 1122306 >># His Jaws can dissolve ANY-y-thiinnnggg
>> [_] Anon 1122308 PHYSICS GONNA KILL YOU
>> [_] Anon 1122309 http://www.bradsucks.net/archives/2009/0 7/08/steamshovel-harry-music/ heres URL for music download if anyone else was interested.
>> [_] Anon 1122323 this is the fucking reasons why tutorials ruin the gameplay!
>> [_] Anon 1122325 DAMN YOU SPIDER KING!!
>> [_] Anon 1122326 i must admit i was greatly entertained by this
>> [_] Anon 1122329 the game is kinda hard, if you just clicked trough tutorial. i fucking die every 5 seconds
>> [_] Anon 1122331 FUCK! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!
>> [_] Anon 1122339 Its from those retards at E4 games. You always get trash from them
>> [_] Anon 1122345 I just got trolled...
>> [_] Anon 1122346 fucking brilliant
>> [_] Anon 1122354 FUCKING LOL
>> [_] Anon 1122355 gravity's going to kill you... it's time to learn about astronomy!! ITS TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY!!! HEEYYYYYYEYYYYEYYYYY!! astroids are smaller than planets!! astroids are larger than metorites!! I just said meteorites.. whooaaawhoaaa whoaaa physics are going to kill you, HARRRRRRRRRRY! PHYSICS ARE GOING TO KILL YOU HARRY. It's going to kill you and make you dead. physics is going to pull out a gun and shoot you right in the head.
>> [_] Anon 1122361 lol at the noobs getting stuck on level 1 do a barrel roll
>> [_] EFG 1122385 good god, why... why is the 'tutorial' so long
>> [_] EFG 1122390 ... and then... the crane... forced me to... watch a... and sing along... my... my eyes... they levered my eyes open... why... WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY
>> [_] Anon 1122415 Dude that was just awesome, I defeated those fags!
>> [_] Anon 1122419 This is the most epic game tutorial ever.
>> [_] Anon 1122431 I think the game is making it through the tutorial
>> [_] Anon 1122432 Fucking hell...
>> [_] NoMoreHeroes !FxQ7YSRba6 1122440 WAAAHH Fuck you!
>> [_] Anon 1122465 PFFF AHHAHAHAHA gawd that was awesome.
>> [_] Gage !!FIKs9rk6k0M 1122471 Thanks for the astronomy and physics lesson.
>> [_] Anon 1122477 *Physics 101* Ok great, I guess some insightful help might be needed. *Physics 102* Ok that's great. *Physics 103* Alright, sounds complicated, but should be enough information for now. *Astronomy* I don't really need to know that, I mean, the missile's coming and all. *Briefing* You know, just brief me when I get there. Missile. and stuff. *Shop* Great, but what's the point ? Let's hurry the fuck up already. *Anthem* OK ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, THE GREAT SPIDER KING IS GREAT BUT WE NEED TO GET MOVING. JUST FUCKING SEND ME IN ALREADY. Also this anthem is stupid. *Training mission 1* Oh god let's just hurry up with that bullsh- OH FUCK MISSILE I TOLD YOU SO! Great trolling achieved OP.
>> [_] Anon 1122484 i quit out when i saw giant smiley faced sun i knew then that i was trolled
>> [_] Anon 1122486 tutorial game with karaoke !