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[_] Anon 3441965 been too long
>> [_] Anon 3441967 >># Okay somebody help me out here. This was part of a series of short films made for a competition, where the word "fantastic" had to be included somewhere during them. Does anyone have any idea where I can find the rest of them? There was one that I remember being funny as shit.
>> [_] Anon 3441975 >># this one maybe? http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=9683 6&n=Report_Card.swf
>> [_] Anon 3441978 >># is OP's flash the complete movie? really feels like it's just a scene
>> [_] Anon 3441980 >># You're looking for Fantastic Fest 2009 Bumpers, though I'm not seeing any good compilations anywhere.
>> [_] Anon 3441981 >># Yeah, it's just a short bumper shown between films at a film festival.

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[_] Anon 3406066
>> [_] Anon 3406084 ....and nothing of value was lost.

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[_] Anon 3384922
>> [_] Anon 3384970 This always gets me.
>> [_] Anon 3384973 lolwut
>> [_] Anon 3384991 I wonder if his daddy ever got to see his report card...
>> [_] Anon 3384996 H. R. Puffinstuff took a terrible turn in the last season.

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[_] rare heaven Anon 3265551
>> [_] Anon 3265611 >># God I forgot all about this one. How old is this? Like 10 years?
>> [_] Anon 3265635 >># now that I have kids and an x wife, this shit is hilarious!
>> [_] Anon 3265636 i love this

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[_] [E][A][V][A][N] Anon 3254669
>> [_] Anon 3254685 I was expecting a dark twist, but I wasn't expecting it to be quite that morbid.
>> [_] Anon 3254707 WHAT THE FUCK, CHUCK? What did you just make me watch?! Sid & Marty Croft have come a loooooong way since the 70s.
>> [_] Anon 3254711 Happy Father's Day I guess.
>> [_] Anon 3254750 Just a kid and his one-eyed monster.
>> [_] Anon 3254767 That escalated quickly

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[_] time for some old shit yesteryear 2888462 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Jim Lahey is a Drunk Bastard 2888482 haha lol wut
>> [_] Anon 2888589 This gets me every time no matter how many times I see it. I just find it too funny how he's like oh don't worry its all going be fine son... fucking suddenly throws piece of concrete overboard with chain attached to the kid he's all screaming and goes over clearly dead soon enough and the monsters just rowing away in a boat names S.S FANTASTIC.

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[_] Anon 2685055
>> [_] Anon 2685057 wat
>> [_] Anon 2685095 You'd imagine a kid would wonder why he's in a boat with a chain round his neck that's also attached to a giant rock, but...
>> [_] Anon 2685096 >># SAUCE
>> [_] Anon 2685115 >># IS THE CRAB THING HIS BROTHER? IS HE TRYING TO MAKE HIS LIL BRO A CRAB THINGY TOO? THIS IS SOME 2DEEP4ME /x/ tier
>> [_] Anon 2685187 >># >do you ever think of my mom >my mom I'm pretty sure it's his dad.
>> [_] Anon 2685191 >># >"do you ever think of my mom" >"do you ever thing ABOUT mom" nigga get your ears checked.
>> [_] Anon 2685213 >># yeah i hear too, but then >you really remind me of your mother sometimes yes, her mother was in some deep stuff
>> [_] Anon 2685240 >># >It's been awhile. Thanks OP.

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[_] Anon 2653063
>> [_] Anon 2653068 thats gotta be like the worst way to die maybe not in a little lake, but just imagine that in the ocean with like 500+ feet deep water. it just gets darker and darker and the pressure fucks you up. thats gotta suck so bad
>> [_] Anon 2653070 >># I thought being lit on fire is the worst way to die? It's constant pain unending until you expire. By comparison, drowning seems much more peaceful. You struggle, but slowly loose consciousness. Not a lot of pain there.
>> [_] Anon 2653077 >># You aren't in pain until you die - just until the fire burns away the nerve endings in your skin. By the time is stops hurting, you're pretty much irreparably fucked though.
>> [_] Anon 2653087 >># I'd imagine you'd drown before you get down that deep. I'm pretty sure being eaten alive is the worst way to die.

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[_] Eldergod and his son Anon 2364745
>> [_] Anon 2364772 >># sauce?
>> [_] Neko 2364831 I had myself a giggle m8
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2364834 S.S. fantastic
>> [_] Anon 2364896 Best thing I've seen in a long, long time.
>> [_] Anon 2364932 >># It was from a film shorts competition. I'm a bit hazy on the details, but you were required to keep the short under one minute, and it had to have or mention a monster, the word "fantastic", and something else. That's all I remember.

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[_] Anon 2352256 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2352274 wut
>> [_] Anon 2352277 wut
>> [_] Anon 2352279 wut
>> [_] Anon 2352284 wut
>> [_] Anon 2352285 sauce plz
>> [_] Anon 2352288 It's a trailer for Fantasticfest. A film fest held in Austin. Lots of Wacky shit like that. Always wanted to go but dont have the money for a badge.
>> [_] WKZworks 2352354 That didn't make any sense to me...but at least it had a happy ending.
>> [_] Anon 2352358 i swear they stole the hoot in the beginning straight from majora's mask
>> [_] Anon 2352442 looks like something from power rangers, except this one went over the deep end, keept geeting beat up and shit

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[_] SS Fantastic Anon 2258052 Just a friendly reminder for those who want phone service
>> [_] Anon 2258062 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2258108 what is this from?

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[_] Why don't you call her? Anon 2172546

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[_] Anon 1967185
>> [_] Anon 1967224 what.the.fuck
>> [_] Anon 1967237 Wut?
>> [_] Anon 1967341 I'm not sure exactly but I think this was an entry for some sort of short story competition (though I read this in a comment here on /f/, so I've no good source)
>> [_] Anon 1967367 iirc it's a short film for a film festival called Fantastic Fest, hence the boat name.

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[_] Anon 1797444
>> [_] Anon 1797448 age of empires birds
>> [_] Anon 1797450 Da fuq
>> [_] Anon 1797518 sauce on this shit?
>> [_] Anon 1797572 It's the winner of a film festival contest, where the only rules were that the film had to contain a boy, a monster, and the word "fantastic"

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[_] Anon 1782362
>> [_] Anon 1782363 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla yer_embedded&v=yCU9Z-4yDkE
>> [_] !!BJiYgff8zf2 1782472 wtf
>> [_] Anon 1782495 i LoL'd

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[_] I miss mom Anon 1779146
>> [_] Anon 1779176 WHAT.
>> [_] Anon 1779207 What the fuck was that?
>> [_] Anon 1779223 >># Film festival thing. Make a short film with the following things in it: a kid, a monster and the word "fantastic".
>> [_] Anon 1779310 >># I bet this took many of the viewers off guard

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[_] Go Go Power Rangers Anon 1768200 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1768201 it's been awhile
>> [_] Anon 1768243 what is this from...
>> [_] sage 1768331 classic
>> [_] Anon 1768377 I can just imagine the english dub. 'AUGH! You squished my eye! I was gonna let you go, but...' *Tosses the brick*
>> [_] Anon 1768420 >># a contest where each entry had to end with the word "fantastc". Believe it or not, this is one of the tamer entries. You don't wanna see the poop one.

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[_] Do you have the number to heaven?Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)02:09No.171 5353 Kudos to the guy posting ALL of Lord of War Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)03:01No.1715379 i lol'd. does that make me a bad person?
>> [_] Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)03:04No.1715381 >># No, it makes you a kind person who is rejoicing in this extremely kind person who is reuniting a mother and her son.
>> [_] Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)04:43No.1715428 What the hell is the source of this?
>> [_] Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)05:00No.1715442 >># I'd guess one of those goosebumps movies based on the costume, but it strikes me as a bit dark for that.
>> [_] Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)06:35No.1715467 >># it was part of some movie contest where the video had to end with the word fantastic apparently only other i can find in relation is one where the kid gets his reportcard and gets shot by his dad
>> [_] Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)08:54No.1715490 >># well god damnit, why dont you link us to it
>> [_] Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)11:37No.1715523 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kDOra8-i jg
>> [_] Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)13:36No.1715569 >># Just search "The Number To Heaven" on Youtube, it's the first result.
>> [_] Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)13:49No.1715574 It was a short film contest where the word "Fantastic" had to appear at least once. http://frenzy1.badassdigest.com/ The topic changes every year apparently.
>> [_] Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)13:50No.1715576 Best one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMrSnE3Zq GI
>> [_] Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)14:54No.1715606 >># Do you have the other flashes that were in the contest by any chance? I remember some of them being posted a couple years back and forgot to save them. Or if anyone has them could you post them thanks
>> [_] Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)15:23No.1715616 the best, around
>> [_] Anonymous07/08/12(Sun)15:29No.1715621 >># D:

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[_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)18:39No.1703923
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)18:54No.1703938 Wonderful.
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)18:56No.1703943 That was amazing.
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)19:34No.1703971 GREAT, but still confused
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)19:59No.1704009 I'm so full of whatthefuck
>> [_] Sig !!DBI97MeOzwZ06/21/12(Thu)20:10No.1704013 Fantastic
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)20:20No.1704019 it was part of a film competition where each film was required to have the phrase "do you know the number to heaven," a monster, and the printed word "fantastic." this one won.

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[_] Anon 1698236
>> [_] Anon 1698238 what the fuck? sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1698243 It's some competition i think It was for thirty-second films involving a kid and a monster, and the last line ha wait what the fuck am i doing, google it you lazy bastard
>> [_] Anon 1698264 The sudden music change is what really gets me.
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1698298 The Top Gun "Goose Dies" music is what makes me lose it, and just laugh.
>> [_] Anon 1698327 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMrSnE3Zq GI this one was also done for the fantastic film fest. It is by far the best one made.
>> [_] Anon 1698340 >># That was garbage. Report Card was a close second to Number to Heaven. It's number one.

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[_] [L] Classic... Anon 1683024 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1683027 context?
>> [_] Anon 1683030 source?
>> [_] Anon 1683032 you should really try using google, it's a great tool.
>> [_] Anon 1683033 I love the sudden change in music.
>> [_] Anon 1683063 this is a bumper for FantasticFest a film festival.
>> [_] Anon 1683067 It's between this and Report Card.
>> [_] Anon 1683254 Who the fuck gets into a boat called the SS Fantastic with that thing. Natural selection, kid had it coming.
>> [_] Anon 1683282 HE IS ROWING THE BOAT INCORRECTLY.

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[_] [?] The Number to heaven! Anon 1643688
>> [_] Anon 1643697 Where is this from o_o
>> [_] Anon 1643706 Apparently part of a filmmaking competition, using a young child, a monster, and the word "fantastic" at the end. http://www.filmmakingfrenzy.com/ListFilm s.aspx?FrenzyId=19 That's all of them, and Dogzilla vs Cathra won the competition.

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[_] [L] Anon 1638785
>> [_] Anon 1638847 ...BECAUSE I DO!
>> [_] Anon 1638864 What is this from?
>> [_] Anon 1638873 inb4 PowerRangers
>> [_] Anon 1638885 PowerRangers
>> [_] Anon 1638942 Fucking awesome

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[_] [L] Anon 1616589 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1616638 Man, LOTTA classics in /f/ today.
>> [_] Anon 1616794 Holy jumping shit fuck I laughed soooo damn hard!
>> [_] Anon 1616804 I like how his little mouth tendrils move.
>> [_] Anon 1616830 It saddens me, he need to row back alone

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[_] [L] Anon 1610265 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1610266 wut
>> [_] Anon 1610268 amazing
>> [_] Anon 1610285 Fantastic
>> [_] Anon 1610287 outstanding
>> [_] Anon 1610324 splendid
>> [_] Anon 1610328 phenomenal
>> [_] Anon 1610330 the world need more movies like that
>> [_] Anon 1610334 Am I the only one annoyed that he doesn't know how to row a fucking row-boat?
>> [_] Anon 1610356 lol, wat am i watching?
>> [_] Anon 1610411 >># No, fucking arsebackwards child murdering dad monsters.
>> [_] Anon 1610569 >># NO SS Fantastic

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[_] [?] There is no escape Bloody Wafflez 1604876
>> [_] Anon 1604886 MItä vittua minä katson?
>> [_] Anon 1604931 we need more movies like this one
>> [_] Anon 1604933 Still funny
>> [_] Anon 1604958 best mofie eeeeevar
>> [_] Anon 1605006 This was part of some video contest I think. Something about having to end with the word Fantastic. Is another I've seen with a guy shotgunning a bunch of stuffed animals, followed by his kid who was holding a report card that said Fantastic
>> [_] Anon 1605017 hahaha i havent seen this in a while. never gets old.
>> [_] Anon 1605020 The hell did I just watch?

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[_] [?] Anon 1592256
>> [_] Anon 1592260 i lol'd when she didn't pick up
>> [_] Anon 1592269 Part of a short film competition. A movie over 30 seconds strring a Monster and a kid, ending with the word "fabulous"

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[_] [?] Anon 1577133
>> [_] Anon 1577138 lol, wtf.
>> [_] Anon 1577150 source?
>> [_] Anon 1577164 http://www.filmmakingfrenzy.com/ViewFilm .aspx?FilmId=592
>> [_] Anon 1577170 This reminds me of his mother.

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[_] [L] Happy Halloween Anon 1574026 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1574027 Fuck yes!
>> [_] Anon 1574040 so spooky!
>> [_] Anon 1574050 wat?
>> [_] Anon 1574139 I want that costume
>> [_] Anon 1574224 What in the fuck am I watching?? This shit is hillarious
>> [_] Anon 1574298 sauce

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[_] [L] Anon 1550872 WTF Wednesday
>> [_] Anon 1550882 Do we really want to turn /f/ into an SWF-wrapped YouTube?
>> [_] Anon 1550886 What is this from?

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[_] [L] WTF wednesday Anon 1539318
>> [_] Anon 1539322 Sauce
>> [_] Anon 1539330 seconded
>> [_] Anon 1539363 saaaved...
>> [_] Anon 1539367 Dear me.....
>> [_] Anon 1539396 fucking hell
>> [_] Anon 1539397 Search up the fucking flash title you lazy pieces of shit. It requires little to no effort. 4chan fucking disgusts me sometimes.
>> [_] Anon 1539412 just go on youtube, guys Sheesh
>> [_] Anon 1539424 I wish I could make flash, his video of "report card" is just as WTF http://www.youtube(dot)com/watch?v=3kDOr a8-ijg&NR=1
>> [_] Anon 1539425 XDDDDD This makes no frekin sense!!!
>> [_] Synonymous !SYNONymDuY 1539438 >># It's cool bra. I can flash. Delivered: >>#
>> [_] Anon 1539451 >># Thnx :D

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[_] [L] WTF Wednesday Anon 1533159 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1533269 Sauce?

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[_] [?] Anon 1506402
>> [_] Anon 1506411 OMGWTFBBQ SAUCE! THAT WAS AMAZING!
>> [_] Anon 1506412 I MISS HER SO MUCH
>> [_] Anon 1506425 i kinda feel bad laughing so hard at that
>> [_] Anon 1506431 WTF?! What is this from?! I would love too see it! It looks like it would be funny.
>> [_] Anon 1506446 It was for a contest held for an event in Austin, TX. Basically you needed the name of the event, a monster, and a kid involved in the clip (those we're the rules). You can find other submissions all around youtube, but this is by far the best one.
>> [_] Anon 1506451 thanks anon, u rule.

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[_] [?] Anon 1381109
>> [_] Anon 1381150 i lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1381167 You know, you remind me of your mother... *sniffle*

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[_] [?] ...do you know? Anon 1367103
>> [_] Anon 1367104 wat
>> [_] Anon 1367105 so the phrase: "Don't trust anything with tentacles" still holds true
>> [_] Anon 1367106 what
>> [_] Anon 1367107 That brok my brain.
>> [_] Anon 1367115 What is this from?
>> [_] Anon 1367168 It's a commercial for an event happening in Austin, Texas. Some kind of film festival. Sounds bad ass.
>> [_] Anon 1367169 You really remind me of your mother sometimes....
>> [_] Anon 1367173 i wana ride the S.S. Fantastic
>> [_] Anon 1367178 What the flying fuck was that? Regardless, I laughed my ass off.

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[_] [?] Do you think we can call her? Anon 1287781
>> [_] Anon 1287785 Whut?
>> [_] Anon 1287789 whats this from?
>> [_] Anon 1287793 wat
>> [_] Anon 1287799 >># http://www.google.com/search?q=number+to +heaven
>> [_] Anon 1287891 >># thanks
>> [_] Anon 1287952 you monster
>> [_] Anon 1287980 oh wHUT
>> [_] Anon 1287986 huh?

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[_] [?] Anon 1224016
>> [_] Anon 1224021 I don't get it.
>> [_] Anon 1224025 source?
>> [_] Anon 1224029 That was little disturbing
>> [_] Anon 1224033 source plz!
>> [_] Anon 1224035 >># Seriously? Are you retarded or something?
>> [_] Anon 1224045 every repost is a repost repost
>> [_] Anon 1224049 Oh wow... is this an actual show, or what?
>> [_] Anon 1224065 it was a contest to make a movie with the word fantastic, a monster and something else in it
>> [_] Anon 1224093 Can we see more contestants then plox
>> [_] Anon 1224122 holy shit i wish there was more...
>> [_] Anon 1224164 wat
>> [_] Anon 1224190 ROFL
>> [_] Anon 1224208 s.s. fantastic

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[_] [L] Anon 1217147 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1217171 What the fuck did I just watch and where can I find moar?
>> [_] lolguy 1217189 i just...what?
>> [_] Anon 1217196 Instant Winner. Excellently executed pre-mortem one-liner.
>> [_] Anon 1217211 >># It's only these 30+ seconds apparently. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCU9Z-4yD kE
>> [_] Anon 1217301 what is this... i dont even

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[_] [?] Anon 1192174
>> [_] Anon 1192175 ... i just dont get it...
>> [_] Anon 1192183 I laughed.
>> [_] Anon 1192191 SAUSE NAO
>> [_] Anon 1192200 SS FANTASTIC
>> [_] Anon 1192202 >># /\ THIS \/ >>#
>> [_] Anon 1192207 bullshit
>> [_] Anon 1192208 holy shit!!! I lost hard. Didnt see that coming.
>> [_] Anon 1192209 >># i think it was part of an animal shelter's ad
>> [_] Anon 1192224 wat
>> [_] Anon 1192230 It was a film contest that had to have a child, a monster, and the word fantastic in it, whether spoken or written. Too bad this one WAS the best, but wasn't first place.
>> [_] Anon 1192239 >># As soon as someone posts the source, this flash always fades into obscurity. It's best left unanswered, like a magic trick.
>> [_] Anon 1192285 lol, saved.
>> [_] Anon 1192287 Let's discuss the monster's rowing technique.

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[_] [L] wut Anon 1172778
>> [_] Anon 1172781 I still say that fucking monster is rowing wrong...
>> [_] Anon 1172786 >># seconded What is this from again?
>> [_] Anon 1172793 lolwut?
>> [_] Anon 1172819 wut
>> [_] Anon 1172826 Best content on /f/ in years. AGE+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>> [_] Anon 1172928 what the crap I must know source
>> [_] Anon 1172929 it's from G4 i think, some independent movie contest or something of that nature, it was so fucking random
>> [_] Anon 1172939 DERP
>> [_] Anon 1172952 def rowing wrong..

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[_] [?] Anon 1169425 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1169427 lol
>> [_] Anon 1169462 Fuck the what did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 1169463 wat
>> [_] Anon 1169465 S.S FANTASTIC!!
>> [_] Anon 1169467 What the everloving fuck!?
>> [_] Anon 1169470 SHOULD BE NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD.
>> [_] Anon 1169477 Heartwarming. Drama. Danger. Fantasy. Everything you could look for in a movie.
>> [_] Anon 1169478 lol, sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1169479 seriously, WTF? Is there more?
>> [_] Anon 1169483 What the fuck is this from?
>> [_] Anon 1169496 Oh god I lold hard.
>> [_] Anon 1169498 Wait, the boat's going the wrong way at the end. If you row like the boat goes backwards. This video is fake!
>> [_] Anon 1169499 >># You can row a boat sitting like that, you just push the oars instead of pulling. It is inefficient and bad form but it is completely possible.
>> [_] Wise CAEK !!gue29btBylw 1169500 SAUCE!
>> [_] Anon 1169502 >># But the monster is rowing in such a way that the boat is going the wrong way!
>> [_] Anon 1169504 >># No he's not.
>> [_] Anon 1169505 >># I watched it again and your half right. He seems to start one way then move to the other
>> [_] UA-kun 1169507 So, what is the number to heaven?
>> [_] Anon 1169515 >># >># Google motherfuckers. Do you use it? >This video is 36 seconds of dark-as-hell-ness. It’s currently entered in the Fantastic Fest 2009 competition by Nova Scotian Jason Eisener. He’s the same guy who worked on the “Hobo with a Shotgun” [probably NSFW] trailer that screened during some showings of Grindhouse, mostly in Canada.
>> [_] Anon 1169520 What did just happen?
>> [_] Anon 1169522 giant enemy crabs?
>> [_] Anon 1169550 >># Take all the fun out of it, why doncha. Dickweed.
>> [_] Anon 1169605 holy shit
>> [_] Anon 1169616 >># >># >># >># Anons, the only guys on the internet that would notice, during a video of a Beholder-like creature on a rowboat sinking a kid in the middle of a lake via a brick tied to his neck, that the creature is rowing inefficiently.
>> [_] Anon 1169619 >># We don't know what's going on in the video, but we do know how to row a boat.
>> [_] Anon 1169630 Did you retards ever stop to think that the monster's anatomy makes it efficient for him to row backwards
>> [_] Jackie Chan 1169631 XD Perfection!!!
>> [_] Anon 1169642 >># We don't care if kills a kid out on the lake, so long as he does it properly! /chiri
>> [_] Anon 1169717 >># YES WE MUST ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!! also WHATTHEFUCK???
>> [_] WTF IS THIS?! ANONYMOUS 1169734 QUIT DISCUSSING THE PREFERRED TECHNIQUES FOR ROWING A MOTHERING FUCKING BOW AND SAY WHAT THE FUCK THIS CLIP IS TITLED.
>> [_] Romance Otaku 1169740 That was just... wrong...
>> [_] Anon 1169750 Aliens fucking row differently from us humans Completely acceptably rowing technique for them.
>> [_] Anon 1169764 http://www.filmmakingfrenzy.com/ViewFilm .aspx?FilmId=554 This one is also awesome