File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 3498324

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Awww yeah Anon 3461892 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3461927 100% GANGSTA
>> [_] Anon 3461948 >># Damn this is old, it was old when I last saw it about 8 years ago
>> [_] Anon 3461983 >># >it's in danish wtf is the source of this? some anti-domestic violence interactive game?

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 3444220 645.636
>> [_] Anon 3444243 >># song name in the credits?
>> [_] Anon 3444258 >># I think you get more points if you wait a bit before hitting her later on. got above 1K with that.
>> [_] Anon 3444275 >># 6945 Fuck I don't want /f/ to dissappear ;-;
>> [_] Anon 3444291 >># Resize the flash.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Hit The Bitch Anon 3400561 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3400563 >># score: 125190
>> [_] Anon 3400569 >># Score: 758271 Get on my level, newb.
>> [_] Anon 3400584 >># >># How the fuck? I can only get, like, 6000
>> [_] Anon 3400627 >># The text is in English, but the dialogue is in some Scandinavian language, I don't get it
>> [_] Anon 3400628 >># Man, I might just be high, but the level of dialogue this game has and the ending sequence of her crying is kind of pornographic yet kino.
>> [_] Anon 3400648 >># it's Danish. i remember this game from when i was small, it is a anti-abuse ad, but this one has been modded. You could also use your webcam and hit her.
>> [_] Anon 3400651 >># >This flash is based on material from the Danish domain "hitthebitch.dk". It was a anti-violence campain (after a while they made it so that only Danish IP numbers can access the site). Converted to a standalone flash by Anon early July 2010. Original total size of all media was around 45 MiB. Quality has been reduced a lot so that the flash can be uploaded to various places. The original didn't have subtitles, I have tried translating as well as I can but I'm not Danish so it's probably not completely correct. Should be pretty accurate though. >- Game music: Don't know, wasn't in the credits. Only clue is "Marz" from the ActionScript. >- End music (not in the original game): Machinae Supremacy - Shop Music (Jets'n'Guns) >- The bitch: Kimmie Falstrom - Guy speaking at the beginning: Salomon King >The frame rate of the flash is kinda fail (only 10 FPS), so the slapping script can't measure speed that precise. If you care, make the flash wider to have more slapping room, it will increase your score potential greatly. ;) Finally I'll mention that I have included some screenshots of the original game, just for the record. They are above the visuals. neat
>> [_] Anon 3400669 >># VR port when

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[_] Anon 3383594 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3383687 fuck I'm hard
>> [_] Anon 3383693 I feel like this is some anti-domestic abuse advert and I'm supposed to feel bad about slapping this woman. But I can also differentiate between reality and fiction, so meh. 4469
>> [_] Anon 3383701 >># Strongly doubt that. More likely just a simplistic game for simplistic people.
>> [_] Anon 3383702 This could have been prevented if she hadn't flipped me off for no reason
>> [_] Anon 3383721 >># >># http://www.janusmoller.com/hit-the-bitch/ it actually is a domestic abuse advert ahahaha

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[_] Anon 3370429 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3370447 She's pretty cute I don't understand why someone would want to hit a girl in the face though
>> [_] Anon 3370449 >># 6299 >># Funny how this is the same reason why you don't have a girlfriend.
>> [_] Anon 3370453 >># I do have one, but I like spanking girls. Hitting them in the face is just barbaric.
>> [_] sage goes on options 3370458 >># Show this to your imaginary GF
>> [_] Anon 3370472 6484 desu she talks like a massive bitch. no read on the situation or how her own behaviour and words might lead to consequences, but also like, as if written by someone who's never been in a toxic relationship. How old were the kids whose school project this was? That's not a dig, I vaguely remember this actually being a project for an anti domestic violence campaign or something >># yeah I bet you spank it
>> [_] Anon 3370484 >not the moslimed version not even worth to slap a bitch
>> [_] Anon 3370517 >># This thing is almost 15 years old, bromigo.
>> [_] Anon 3370523 7323 I would have spared her if she stopped acting tough and just said sorry for the attitude.
>> [_] Anon 3370531 >># incel
>> [_] Anon 3370533 >># 10 but it's fine time sometimes seems to go faster

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[_] TOUGH-GUY TUESDAY Anon 3362212 c'mon you pussies, try to be gangsta.
>> [_] Anon 3362217 >Listen, you don't decide who I dance with! Hope whoever you danced with can give your dumb ass a ride home, I'm out.
>> [_] Anon 3362218 >># pussy score: 0
>> [_] Anon 3362231 >># Why waste the effort on an unfaithful bitch?
>> [_] Anon 3362246 >># If you think dancing is being unfaithful, you are tragically insecure or an extremely jealous person. Both make you completely unattractive to anyone.
>> [_] Anon 3362250 >># Different person here. Dancings fine as long as its not sexual in any way. if shes grinding up on another dude thats a no-no
>> [_] Anon 3362258 >># Dancing naturally is sexual.
>> [_] Anon 3362260 >># If you dance with strangers while you have a partner you are a whore. Also if you stay in a relationship where you get beaten up you are stupid. In other words, only stupid whores get in this situation.
>> [_] Anon 3362297 Yeah... meanwhile the mere accusation with no evidence is enough to fuck a man's live over (unless you're someone as powerful as Brett Kavanaugh - then maybe due process may apply to you - otherwise if you're a common folk... You're just fucked. Oh and say good bye to any gun rights - even if the accusation is completely false for domestic violence or sexual assault - it's enough to strip that gun away). So yeah - no - fuck that shit. There's a reason why I'd rather fuck a fleshlight than these femicunt std riddled blue waffles.
>> [_] Anon 3362330 >># >># my cuck radar is going out of control
>> [_] Anon 3362340 >># >># >># PUSSY SCORE: 0

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] thot patrol Anon 3330824 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3330832 this shit is why women hate incels.
>> [_] Anon 3330853 >># for a satirical piece that's obviously anti-domestic abuse ur a dumby
>> [_] Anon 3330880 >># Looks like this roastie is getting toasty
>> [_] Anon 3330884 why is the hand white
>> [_] Anon 3330895 >># > pulls shit > gets called on it > "i was being satirical" this is known as the Starship Trooper's Defense.
>> [_] Anon 3330910 >># It was made 8 years ago by a Danish support group against domestic violence. Calm your nips. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/r ead/7.156426-Hit-the-Bitch-A-Domestic-Vio lence-Videogame
>> [_] Anon 3330913 >># >in which players use their mouse (or their own hands, if they're webcam-equipped) to smack around a woman. can anyone confirm? also >100% gangsta oooh yeaaah
>> [_] Anon 3330925 >># >Satirical There's nothing satirical about your gf grinding on other men. Not suggesting beatings are the answer, but how can you even sympathize with the whore in this case? Literally got what she deserved.

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[_] Anon 3284068 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3284072 I don't like this game
>> [_] Anon 3284076 The shit thing is, this plays it off like the man is the only abuser here. While it's never right to lay hands on anyone for anything unless they do so first, the girl in this case is also being emotionally abusive.
>> [_] Anon 3284078 Dårlig spill fåvæ
>> [_] Anon 3284175 >># >While it's never right to lay hands on anyone for anything unless they do so first pussies like you never win wars

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[_] Anon 3279993 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3280028 I'm an old man or something, or at least my mouse thinks so.
>> [_] Anon 3280031 >># >No backhand option Goddammit, I want to keep my Pimp Hand strong on this bitch!
>> [_] Anon 3280035 >># Fuck, I haven't seen this in almost 10 years. Thanks for the timewarp, OP. Reminds me of the Celebrity Pimpslap game of the day. Wish I still had that one.
>> [_] Anon 3280060 >># gotska keep it real
>> [_] Anon 3280068 >># i didn't even wait for her to talk and just started laughing my ass off
>> [_] Anonymoos 3280087 >># This was literally on the news in Denmark when it came out.
>> [_] Anon 3280101 wtf I love denmark now
>> [_] Anon 3280104 >># links or it didn't happen
>> [_] Anon 3280132 boooring

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[_] Anon 3255041
>> [_] Gangsta 3255121 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQSB6VUz UU8

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] High Score? Anon 3225540 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3225560 >># I got 5874
>> [_] Anon 3225567 >># 20124, just resize the window, wind up, and let that bitch rip
>> [_] Anon 3225572 >># I kept on telling her through my monitor to quit running her fucking mouth. It's like, why do you think you're getting hit, right?
>> [_] Anon 3225588 See, you guys aren't getting it. Its about getting the lowest score possible so that you get to hit her more. For reference, i got 2287.
>> [_] Anon 3225603 >># >that sobbing at the end when the music is gone
>> [_] Anon 3225656 89073 2ez
>> [_] Anon 3225659 http://i.imgur.com/HOg20zt.png First attempt at getting a real high score. I assume I can break 1million.
>> [_] Anon 3225660 Someone use a triple monitor!
>> [_] Anon 3225673 That Jets n' guns buy menu music at the end cracked me up. Hard. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jets%27n%2 7Guns
>> [_] Anon 3225718 140957 >># Do this, but minimize the height so that relatively the length is super wide And to do super fast hits, right click somewhere on the righthand side and click somewhere on the lefthand side to slap

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Requesting the Alfred Alfer election/for president flash or whatever. I want to show a friend Anon 3123277 Please deliver my steaming pile of shit.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2989127 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2989131 LIMIT BREAKER
>> [_] Anon 2989132 >the sobbing at the end Damn...
>> [_] Anon 2989155 >># Yeah I fapped while she sobbed. It's too bad she's not really here, tears are a good lubricant.
>> [_] Anon 2989156 I slapped her so hard I smashed my mouse into my keyboard knocking it off my desk, didn't even register. Shitty unresponsive crap.
>> [_] Anon 2989231 Wow, I never knew she sobs at the end. Thank you for the tip!
>> [_] Anon 2989234 100% GANGSTA OH YEAAAHHHH
>> [_] Anon 2989243 its games like these i love the senistivity toggle on my mouse
>> [_] Anon 2989253 They all said I was crazy when I bought that 12000DPI mouse, LOOK AT ME NOW NORMIES HA
>> [_] Anon 2989254 >># >># sorry guys, I think you can win the game easily with any mouse. I'm winning it right now with my trackpad. t. uploader
>> [_] Anon 2989255 The lack of backslap triggers me. All you had to do was mirror-invert the animations.
>> [_] Anon 2989257 >># wacom tablet does the job as well

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2945775
>> [_] agz 2945793 thank you

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2936040 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2936188 thats it, keep insulting me, add fuel to the fire, go ahead, what's the worst that could happen?
>> [_] Anon 2936189 It really annoys me that you can't hit her with the back of your hand
>> [_] Anon 2936190 >># Hurr ur benis id small xD y r u hitin me m innocent woman Europe is being cucked hard, and it's because of shit like this. European men are afraid of being men. >># Same, fam, tbh.
>> [_] Anon 2936191 >># stupid danish bitch
>> [_] Anon 2936197 >># Using a macro = easy way to be gangsta
>> [_] Anon 2936198 Never Again.
>> [_] Anon 2936226 >># i was so wanting to back hand her as well lol

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2934502 it's called domestic violence because that's how women are domesticated Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2934541 This is really fucked up...
>> [_] Anon 2934548 I really wonder how they got a woman to agree to take part in this.
>> [_] Anon 2934549 >># >># go back to reddit whatever liberal hole you crawled out of. sometimes bitches need domesticated.
>> [_] Anon 2934555 glorious
>> [_] Anon 2934556 >># >># /thread
>> [_] Anon 2934559 100% Gangsta right here
>> [_] Anon 2934560 Sociologists have determined that the cause of over 75% of domestic violence is that they JUST. DON'T. LISTEN.
>> [_] Anon 2934564 Wish you could back hand
>> [_] Anon 2934595 The lack of a back-handed slap ruins the immersion.
>> [_] Anon 2934626 >># Hvad fuck er det her lort? Slå kællingen for fanden, hun fortjener det lmao
>> [_] Anon 2934630 That Machinae Supremacy at the end tho.
>> [_] Anon 2934631 >># I tried so many times
>> [_] Anon 2934677 >># Because this is what games ARE you guys!!!11! Evil misogynistic creations for MEN who are born RAPISTS!!!!11!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2934685 >># This.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2885773
>> [_] Anon 2885798 such beste afton

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] don't you dare Anon 2856706 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2856719 No backhand, shit game.
>> [_] Anon 2856738 >># 4655
>> [_] Anon 2856745 5007
>> [_] Anon 2856774 Danish master game.
>> [_] Anon 2856791 6012, well versed wife beater here
>> [_] Anon 2856792 90269 >learn2wide
>> [_] Anon 2856832 That was not only a poor game with little of anything to recommend it game play wise - its just fucking abhorrent.
>> [_] Anon 2856837 I'd hit her. Then I'd hit it.
>> [_] Anon 2856841 God how crappy this is.
>> [_] Anon 2856850 >># 672967 no u lrn2wide
>> [_] Anon 2856852 >># k
>> [_] Anon 2856861 i wish a cute girl would berate me i wouldn't hit her or anything though
>> [_] Anon 2856867 >># >implying
>> [_] Anon 2856868 Where's the rape option? Ryona is my fetish.
>> [_] Anon 2856872 >># Typical cuck. Also >># is right. I was sorely disappointed in the lack of a backhand.
>> [_] Anon 2856895 >># Multiple monitors?

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] You know what to do. Anon 2856202 Its simple. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2856216 >># cutting her off is kinda funny.
>> [_] Anon 2856249 >Can't backhand the bitch 0/10
>> [_] Anon 2856252 Not as satisfying because you always have to wait to smack, also i want to kick her in the end... will post similar smackgame
>> [_] Anon 2856281 Y-Yay.. Domestic Violence!!! ???
>> [_] Anon 2856298 >># >Can't rape her shit game
>> [_] Anon 2856299 propaganda so that you let girls cuck you at will
>> [_] Anon 2856300 >># dont stutter on the yay, be confident and enjoy your domestic violence.
>> [_] Anon 2856322 >># maybe tumblr is the place for you
>> [_] Anon 2856325 >two monitors >narrow window >100% every time
>> [_] Anon 2856332 >"oh this will be a kinda funny little flash I'll slap her once" >"m-maybe one more time" >"boner stop" >that sweet ending cry Am I a bad person?
>> [_] Anon 2856359 >># ya

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2838431 sauce on ending song? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2838438 This was made by some german anti-violence campaign a LONG time ago. Why did they think that it was wrong for a man to get upset with his girlfriend dancing with other men? It's wrong to hit her but what she did is just as bad.
>> [_] Anon 2838440 >># My bad it was actually Danish.
>> [_] Anon 2838442 >># well yeah, if you just started beating her for no reason it would not make any sense, it is to show that hitting her for doing it IS disproportionate
>> [_] Anon 2838443 >># Kek, it had the opposite effect on me. I plan on going out and beating some women right now! This game is great.
>> [_] Anon 2838444 >># >anti-violence campaign that seems counterintuitive
>> [_] Anon 2838449 >># Shop theme from Jets'n'Guns
>> [_] Anon 2838504 >># >># >># Thanks anons! Here's the official download if anyone else is interested http://static.machinaesupremacy.com/musi cfiles/jng_lossless/27%20Shopmusic.m4a
>> [_] Anon 2838524 >># 100% gangster
>> [_] Anon 2838590 >># I'm a female and I slapped that bitch silly. 5100 points :D
>> [_] Anon 2838597 >># I WON! :D

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] are you a bad enough dude? Anon 2837644 bonus point if you fap when youre done Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2837646 this is fucking gold. saved
>> [_] Anon 2837653 props to the creator for using jets 'n' guns shop music for the ending :)
>> [_] Anon 2837675 does she do porn? who is?
>> [_] Anon 2837727 4257! beat that!
>> [_] Anon 2837733 >># 86159
>> [_] Anon 2837752 >save the last slap for if she says something really shitty >"THE ONLY THING SMALLER THAN YOUR DICK IS YOUR IQ" >smack noise smug pepe.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2837762 i am harder than diamonds
>> [_] Anon 2837792 What's the sauce on the ending music?

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2830851 Prove that you're Alpha.
>> [_] Anon 2830858 and now I feel like shit thanks
>> [_] Anon 2830861 >># this feels like one of those live action games on the 3D-O
>> [_] Anon 2830864 5719
>> [_] Anon 2830865 Needs a sequel where you kick her while she's on the floor for crying like a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2830868 HOLY SHIT *slap* SPEAK ENGLISH *slap* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE *slap* FECK OFF, YOU I was waiting for some kind of "don't hit girls you piece of shit" to show up, but I guess "lying on the ground crying" is supposed to be message enough. "Leave her ass at the club and let her find her own ride home" wasn't an option :(
>> [_] Anon 2830893 6178
>> [_] Anon 2830898 >Stretch game over two screens >shrink the height down to a single pixel >position hand on far right and move mouse over to far left >repeat until 100% gangsta >2679400 points
>> [_] Anon 2830903 >># GENIUS
>> [_] Anon 2830906 >># Shit! Did it in like 3 hits
>> [_] Anon 2830908 6387
>> [_] Anon 2830914 63908 now i feel like a shitty person
>> [_] Anon 2830941 >># Nice man. I got like 52980.
>> [_] Anon 2830950 Resize the flash. Check out that trivia. This shit is supposed to be ANTI-violence... I think they did their job wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2830955 >># SAVE US ANITA
>> [_] Anon 2830958 Will this be included in the Steam Summer Sale?

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[_] It's that time again. Anon 2781506 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2781540 >># What the actual fuck. Just break up with her, man.
>> [_] Anon 2781547 got 6700, is that good?
>> [_] Anon 2781578 I listened to all that she had to say and watched her cry on the ground for a good minute when the game was over. Time to get a good score this time
>> [_] Anon 2781585 >># don't mess up good ost with shitty flashes
>> [_] Anon 2781610 9117, gotta keep your pimp hand strong. smack that bitch up easy at first, then go full Sean Connery on her ass.
>> [_] !VALKYRJ4BA 2781615 nfl player simulator cool

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] some /f/aggot 2777789 Sometime's you have ta lay down the law.
>> [_] Anon 2777811 >tfw 0% pussy 100% gangsta
>> [_] Anon 2777814 gangsta mode... ACTIVATE!!!
>> [_] Anon 2777816 >can't backhand 5/10
>> [_] Anon 2777840 this is the swf file. please repost everyday.
>> [_] Anon 2777857 >># 0/10 shit game True gangstas backhand why isn't there a leaderboard for this game?

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2744686
>> [_] Anon 2744690 What is the point if I don't get to rape her?
>> [_] Anon 2744692 >># this ^
>> [_] Anon 2744694 >Sure you can hit me, but lo- >smack She did say I could.
>> [_] Anon 2744745 Check your privilege OP
>> [_] Relican !!P0TOXRdM8SL 2744788 Love that music from jets'n'guns after comopleting the mission.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2704184
>> [_] Anon 2704188 >># What's the song that plays when you beat it?
>> [_] Anon 2704189 >># Woops, you can actually resize further. Nvm.
>> [_] Anon 2704196 4952 BEAT that!
>> [_] Anon 2704198 >># 5712 Git on muh level
>> [_] Anon 2704201 >># 11555 Took the advice of the text under the stage in the .swf
>> [_] Anon 2704203 24226 Widening the flash really makes it ridiculous
>> [_] Anon 2704204 >># Tried it again stretching the window to the extent of my resolution and achieved a maximum score of 176678
>> [_] Anon 2704207 >># this is gotta be bullshit
>> [_] Anon 2704209 448700
>> [_] Anon 2704212 >># Gave it another shot, could only reach as high as 187878 >># You probably have a higher res than me
>> [_] Anon 2704216 >># 99600 beat that. [spoiler]you can make the flash very wide and then using the right-click exploit, you can make the hand move from one side to the other of the window by right click then click at other side.[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2704218 >># I have two monitors, put the window as long and as small as I could, and did the old trick where you place your cursor on the right, drag it out of the window, then back in on the left.
>> [_] Anon 2704236 1019527 extrem small and wide across to screens
>> [_] Anon 2704258 >># >># 1803450 1080p screen beat this grandpas
>> [_] Anon 2704278 >can't use the back of your hand Germans don't know how to pimp slap.
>> [_] Anon 2704290 >># this is not german btw

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[_] Anon 2626424

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2609034 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2609071 >># How anyone can call this a victory if she is still breathing? Even in non-lethal competitions, you usually need to make your opponent faint.
>> [_] Anon 2609077 to be fair verbal abuse has a much longer lasting effect than physical, also she is antagonistic by insulting the player constantly, who the fuck insults somebody like that after getting hit more than once? 0/10
>> [_] Anon 2609181 I'd hit the bitch for speaking that annoying language alone.

File: hit_the_bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Porn)
[_] Fapworthy Anon 2580524 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2580532 >stretch window across two monitors >make window as short as possible >right click at rightmost side then click on left >http://puu.sh/cvyM2/72db9a4c22.jpg kek
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2580538 >># You know how to hit a woman
>> [_] Anon 2580551 >># you killed her
>> [_] Anon 2580569 I got 1,352,600. This guy must slap like a baby if she's still kicking after that.
>> [_] Anon 2580572 >># Jesus christ you wrecked her!
>> [_] Anon 2580576 >># >http://puu.sh/cvyM2/72db9a4c22.jpg >not even 1 mil 1617200
>> [_] Anon 2580600 this hurt me inside.
>> [_] Anon 2580602 What does the scouter say about his power level?
>> [_] Anon 2580620 >># Thanks Sir for your teachings! Now I only need a girlfriend but sadly i'm a 4chan user ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2580626 >># >http://puu.sh/cvyM2/72db9a4c22.jpg damn you are boss.
>> [_] Anon 2580638 >># 1000% Gangsta
>> [_] Anon 2580713 >># >3659 Qhy? I followed all instructions.
>> [_] Anon 2580746 >># http://a.pomf.se/lqwigk.png b-but boss. I tried.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Fap on whats left Anon 2531026 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2531043 the other dating simulators just don't do it for me thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 2531045 is it weird this gave me a boner?
>> [_] Anon 2531050 yee we gangster niggers nah
>> [_] Anon 2531052 >># yup
>> [_] Anon 2531053 someone should combine her crying with yee
>> [_] JTG29 2531055 I hit the bitch, also that end screen music is nice.
>> [_] Anon 2531066 >># it would be weirder if it didnt
>> [_] Anon 2531085 >2014 >still having relationships game implies too much
>> [_] Anon 2531098 Ray Rice the Simulator!
>> [_] Anon 2531108 AAAAAnd now I feel like a nigger...
>> [_] Anon 2531120 1985850
>> [_] Anon 2531143 Very nicee but sauce on the assets? For fanden rød pølse
>> [_] Anon 2531147 Someone needs to send this to the Tropes against Women bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2531159 >># ow the edge

File: typical_danish_behaviour.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Slap the bitch Anon 2424002 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2424009 CHARLIE MURPHYYYYY
>> [_] Anon 2424026 >move hand to the side of the screen >move mouse around outside borders >slap with the force of a thousand suns every time
>> [_] Anon 2424027 >># this has been known since spank the monkey was around. thats not even news anymore
>> [_] Anon 2424034 I just tried to pet her tenderly... >tfw no gf
>> [_] Anon 2424037 >># 100% GANGSTA
>> [_] Anon 2424058 >># Backhand is discipline but forehand is assault. This game is disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 2424069 >># >Muh feminism
>> [_] Anon 2424070 >># Playing this game makes me feel like an awful human being.
>> [_] Anon 2424071 As a Danish person, I can confirm the horrible translation. Nice game though.
>> [_] Anon 2424078 >the only thing smaller than your dick is your IQ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO
>> [_] Anon 2424108 MUH SOJUNEE
>> [_] Anon 2424114 So, I actually can't tell whether this game is supposed to be satire or not It's not very good satire if it is, it's just LOL PEOPLE BEAT WOMEN AND THINK THEY'RE HARD
>> [_] Anon 2424122 oh noes mah feminizam

File: hittheBitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Family fun Anon 2283188
>> [_] Anon 2283196 >># 4902 beat that, niggers
>> [_] Anon 2283203 pop pop pop bitches will drop
>> [_] Anon 2283207 The foreign language really pulls it all together. What am I listening to?
>> [_] Anon 2283208 >># I got 6202 fuck you
>> [_] Anon 2283209 3677 :(
>> [_] Anon 2283211 >># Danish, it's sorta like Swedish, just less faggy, less muslims 'n' such.
>> [_] Anon 2283212 >># 59906 Too easy mutha fucka!
>> [_] Anon 2283213 2365 I can't decide if I won or lost.
>> [_] Anon 2283214 >># god damn it, what's with the meme of making fun of swedish people lately? hittheBitch.swf was made by a swede
>> [_] Anon 2283220 >># I really want to see your source. Danish is being spoken, when I search on it, only Danish articles appear. Only autistic swedes makes "games" nowadays, prove me wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2283223 >># it's made by the guy that runs swfchan, and he is swedish
>> [_] Anon 2283225 What I learnt today is... 3D is PD even in 2D form.
>> [_] Anon 2283227 i feel terrible :(
>> [_] Anon 2283230 >># The game is made by Danes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFCtsrWTB D4 About: "Kællingen er for stor i kæften og ved ikke hvornår hun skal holde mund - fra d. 1. november kan du lære hende det!" Translated from Danish: "The Bitch is too big in the mouth and doesn't know when to shut up - from the 1. of November you can teach her it!"
>> [_] Anon 2283231 >># That's the point, the game is made against spouse abuse.
>> [_] Anon 2283239 >># Why? Have you read what she says? She's a complete cunt.
>> [_] Anon 2283248 >># yes, the original is made by Danes as an anti domestic violence campaign i was talking about the one that made this flash, hittheBitch.swf
>> [_] Anon 2283254 >># >:( You are terrible.
>> [_] Anon 2283256 >># Can you look at the original question? It asks for the origin, not "Who made the .swf?" It asked what kind of language was spoken and what kind of people made this game, I answered that, multiple times.
>> [_] Anon 2283272 >># seems like you're confused /f/riend, click the quotation links and follow the conversation and I'm sure you will pick up on where the conversation went.
>> [_] Anon 2283277 7081.
>> [_] Anon 2283279 >># Sweden is still a shithole, praise æøå like a decent human being.
>> [_] Anon 2283280 >># Have you even been there? It's great
>> [_] Anon 2283286 >># Shit's expensive as hell, there's constantly some little muslim kids screaming at me, calling me a faggy Swede, I'm a fucking master-race Dane.
>> [_] Anon 2283293 i wouldnt have to hit her if she stfu
>> [_] Anon 2283296 >># bottom feeding nazi detected
>> [_] Anon 2283299 >># I'm just stating what I experienced in Shitopia.
>> [_] Anon 2283304 >># so why would you stay with someone who treats you like that? whether it is the woman or man
>> [_] Anon 2283310 >># Free sex.
>> [_] Anon 2283311 6550 jævla dansker
>> [_] Anon 2283314 >># Kællinge Svensker.
>> [_] Anon 2283319 >># jag ar norsk
>> [_] Anon 2283323 >># Oh, I er okay. Stjal vores olie, men jeg kan stadig lide jer.
>> [_] Anon 2283327 8092 Anyway, this is a very poorly done flash.
>> [_] Anon 2283346 1.018.533 3 Monitors + resized window.
>> [_] Anon 2283352 Why the fuck can you not give the bitch some backhand? Ruined it for me.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2220514
>> [_] Anon 2220556 this got me really excited... Sauce? Moar?
>> [_] Anon 2220559 Holy shit the ending where they leave her on the ground crying broke my heart...
>> [_] Anon 2220562 yeah but you're 100% gangsta now , so hit space and play again
>> [_] Anon 2220596 >sure you can hit me *slap* Ok >100 % gangsta
>> [_] Anon 2220601 Score 6804 Do I win?
>> [_] Anon 2220603 She said a lot of put-downs, so I had to close it :( so mean to me!
>> [_] Anon 2220608 >not back handed slap
>> [_] Anon 2220644 >tfw even virtual girls cheat on me g-good flash anon i feel okay
>> [_] Anon 2220648 >># What a pussy. You got baited by the faggots who created this flash for this single purpose. You better man up ASAP or consider getting your small balls removed and turned into a girly girl that you already are in your heart.
>> [_] Anon 2220657 >># spoken like a 100% gangsta
>> [_] Anon 2220664 So the cunt cheats on me, directly insults me multiple times, and the devs expected me to feel sad when she was crying on the floor as a result? fuckin lol

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2204568 Give her the ol heave ho! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2204573 >tfw no gf
>> [_] Anon 2204583 if she doesn't want me to hit her why does she keep saying things that mean "Hit me"?
>> [_] Anon 2204595 I always did hate this game. Just post pics of your dick in her mouth, not hit her. Bruises go away, nudes don't.
>> [_] Anon 2204719 >># beating your gf?

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2127667
>> [_] Anon 2127683 6571
>> [_] Anon 2127689 >100 % gangsta I can put that on my cv ?
>> [_] Anon 2127693 My wife is getting a kick out of this also 11021
>> [_] Anon 2127695 This is fun..

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] IS YOU GANGSTA ENOUGH? 100% GANGSTA 2100577 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2100581 i've been amused
>> [_] Anon 2100586 Feels good to be a gangsta
>> [_] Anon 2100606 What is this babbling heathen language she's speaking?
>> [_] Anon 2100609 100% Gangsta
>> [_] Anon 2100626 >># sand nigger
>> [_] Anon 2100629 Yes, for the 12th fucking time I'm gangsta.
>> [_] Anon 2100632 >># Du bist eine Schwachkopf.
>> [_] Anon 2100686 this is fucking stupid
>> [_] Anon 2100716 Maybe someone has it, just a chance, but it was like the FIRST "smack my bitch" flash ever made. It used a flash cartoon chick and had a well known rap song in the background. What was unique about it is it got so popular that the owner of the track forced the creator to change it because it was unlicensed. He replaced it with some generic hip hop shit and ive been unable to find the original since then.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] settin it str8 Swage mcgee 2082238 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2082250 a flash game has never made me laugh so hard when you finish
>> [_] Anon 2082305 needs back hand
>> [_] Anon 2082309 Because hitting someone weaker than you makes you a gangster!!
>> [_] Anon 2082314 >># It's not about hitting someone weaker than you it's about controlling your bitch you white knight motherfucker. Now stfu and suck my gangsta cock.
>> [_] Anon 2082315 >># Shut up bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2082330 >># that pathetic excuse of feminist deserve it. she was acting so poweful when she is not.
>> [_] Anon 2082334 >># Word.
>> [_] Anon 2082337 What I find funny is that everyone on a nerd-site thinks they're gangster..
>> [_] Anon 2082344 >># >on a nerd-site um hu, you can crawl back to /v/ or /co/
>> [_] Anon 2082346 Best flash game ever! needs more ways to hit the bitch though!
>> [_] Anon 2082350 100% gangster 100% every time
>> [_] Anon 2082357 what language do they speak?
>> [_] Anon 2082359 so gangsta that the bitch volunteered herself to be part of the making of this flash to set other bitches straight
>> [_] Anon 2082360 This game makes me feel like a real man.
>> [_] Anon 2082362 is this a Swedish game?
>> [_] Anon 2082368 >># Pretty much. Being "gangsta" is only desirable if you're a nigger.
>> [_] Anon 2082394 i fapped to this...
>> [_] Anon 2082400 >># >># I'm pretty sure it is Swedish.
>> [_] Anon 2082418 det är svenska
>> [_] Anon 2082442 It's norwegian you fucking disphits
>> [_] Anon 2082459 >># Agreed. I'd like to see a knee to the stomach.
>> [_] Anon 2082460 >># Try to do it with just 4 hits. I almost made it.
>> [_] Anon 2082463 >Smacks bitch around >Awarded with laughter and great beat I'm okay with this.
>> [_] Anon 2082482 Tha language is Danish.
>> [_] Anon 2082486 oldie but goodie, glad to see it back again, thanx :)
>> [_] Anon 2082501 the swedish language sounds pretty cool
>> [_] Anon 2082502 >># Doesn't sound swedish at all mate
>> [_] Anon 2082512 Man right in the childhood.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] IT'S GANGSTA TIME, YOU PUSSIES Anon 2051737 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2051760 100% Gangsta deal with it, nerds
>> [_] Anon 2051764 >># Letting the sobbing run on a loop
>> [_] Anon 2051771 156,078 suck it faggots
>> [_] Anon 2051790 humans are such sad insecure little creatures
>> [_] Anon 2051792 If she doesn't want to get hit, why does she keep saying shit that makes her get hit?
>> [_] Anon 2051811 >># u jus mad cuz u ain't gangsta u faget
>> [_] Anon 2051814 >># 100% pussy
>> [_] Anon 2051818 >># Go to bed, Pippen
>> [_] Anon 2051854 damn it feels good to be a gangsta
>> [_] Anon 2051896 I like how the game makes it look wrong to question your girlfriend and who she's been dancing with. Perfect rage fuel to actually make me want to play this game. Stupid bitch was probably grinding on some faggot, if my gf did that I'd slap her face too, women need to be put in their place. It's not unnatural, or cruel, or some shit. It's completely historical and natural to smack your bitch. Men have been doing it for THOUSANDS OF YEARS NIGGA like I'm gonna stop now.
>> [_] Anon 2051935 >># The game DOESN'T make it look wrong, it makes her look like a vicious bitch who needs to be put in her place. That's the point, nigga.
>> [_] Anon 2051940 This is even more fun with this: http://leapmotion.com I just got it today and this is the best use I've gotten out of it so far.
>> [_] Anon 2051949 >># viral
>> [_] Anon 2051965 More games like this please

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2041634
>> [_] Anon 2041640 If she doesn't want me to hit her why is she saying stuff that basically says "Please hit me"?
>> [_] Anon 2041642 is there any rape button?
>> [_] Anon 2041644 i dont even let her talk. just "POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
>> [_] Anon 2041664 I will have her crying running in the background forever, god that felt good.
>> [_] Anon 2041671 I win, now I get to enjoy the grand prize -- domestic assault charges and 10 years in the slammer
>> [_] Anon 2041675 i feel kind of bad for having a boner.
>> [_] Anon 2041676 That made me feel good. It feels even better when she's on the floor crying.
>> [_] Anon 2041684 Why do I want to hurt things?
>> [_] Anon 2041692 awesome
>> [_] Anon 2041699 0/10 shitty control, 3311 points earned, would not play again
>> [_] Anon 2041709 >># Feminist pussy.
>> [_] Anon 2041727 >># lol, you're just jelly you can't get any pussy
>> [_] Anon 2041732 >># I get pussy all the time, doesn't stop me from being an alpha. U mad about it, beta faggot?
>> [_] Anon 2041735 >># lol, you know being an alpha wanna-be actually makes you less alpha
>> [_] Anon 2041736 >># What's wrong? Are you too pussy to deny being beta? How sad.
>> [_] Anon 2041737 >># nope, I never said that, I know I'm a beta, but at least I know I'm not a wanna-be alpha faggot like you lol
>> [_] Anon 2041739 >># >># children, settle down
>> [_] Anon 2041740 >># No let them keep at it, I wanna see how their petty argument ends.
>> [_] Anon 2041746 In the end Machinae Supremacy - Shop music Cooooooool !!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2041785 anyone had a boner when she started crying? No one? M-me neither! That's sick!

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Maim-a-bitch Monday! Anon 2032101 Can you be 100% gangsta?? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2032105 how is this gangsta again?
>> [_] Anon 2032135 >># The meter clearly shows you becoming gangsta through the process. What else is there to explain?
>> [_] Anon 2032150 >># u jus a pussy ass punk ass bitch ass nigga if u don got the pimp hand to let them wimmen know whos the motha fuhkin boss round hear. so get them twenty dollah payless sandals outta my fuhkin house before i lay the pain up on yo ass too bitch
>> [_] Anon 2032174 >># Fuck you nigger you don't know what gangsta is I took the whole cheerleading squad to prom in my dad's ferrari diablo and fucked them all in the bathroom while those bitches took numbers to get on my dick so dont try to tell me what gangsta is because i straight be gangsta and you are just a pussy faggot bitch you little bitch i bet i fucked your mom so you best call me dad
>> [_] Anon 2032193 Sauce of last song?
>> [_] Anon 2032194 why do i always finish it in one hit?
>> [_] Anon 2032197 Oh god I felt horrible at the end. None of it was right, Not even as a concept. No-one who thinks that any of that was neccesary, or powerful is pathetic.
>> [_] Anon 2032203 Damn I feel gangsta
>> [_] Anon 2032205 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGzGSapPG L8 sauce on song
>> [_] Anon 2032208 OVER 9000!!!
>> [_] Anon 2032210 318716 Do you guys even Gangsta?
>> [_] Anon 2032211 it was a stupid campaign they ran back some years ago here in Denmark to raise awareness and shit. it was just plain stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2032212 >># Deep levels of parody here. A special interest group hires a programmer to make a game with social commentary, he does it for the lulz, people post it on 4chan and satirize our perception of the opinions of the special interest group.
>> [_] Anon 2032213 I really don't understand, is this supposed to be for or against hitting women? Either way it's pretty stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2032216 >># I think whoever made this uploaded it to a website inhabited by 12 year old gangstas that would think this flash is anything but hilarious
>> [_] Anon 2032368 what commercial is this from?
>> [_] Anon 2032417 >># >># Oh ffs, what is this, Feminist Frequency? Did you not get tipped off it's satirical? Even if it was commissioned for somebody who genuinely thinks beating women is cool, the production team certainly thought it was retarded. "100% Gangsta"? Are you fucking my oats? The pre-adolescent understanding of power, masculinity, and above all else vocabulary is just plain laughable. Holy fucking Moses, is everything subject to Feminin-Fascist law now? There are entire websites devoted—genuinely devoted, in complete seriousness—to male subjugation and to female subjugation, yet the insecurely moralizing "progressives" continuously turn blind eye to actual evil in order to persecute and destroy retarded "HUE HUE 100% GANGSTA" shit like this. /mad call moot, phone the police, inform the NSA; I don't give a flying fuck at a doughnut about the opinions of preteens who have been made to feel insecure by some flash posted on /f/aggotry, and neither do they.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2031215
>> [_] Anon 2031221 BITCH THIS IS MURICUH YOU SPEAK ENGLISH OR I WILL HAVE MY HAND TEACH YOU IT

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Happy 4th! Slap a yuro bitch for 'merrica! Anon 2026410
>> [_] Anon 2026434 me gusta
>> [_] Anon 2026452 me gusta not
>> [_] Anon 2026497 >Score: 3445 im gangsta enough?
>> [_] Anon 2026518 http://puu.sh/3v5ov.jpg >99 gangstas and 1 pussy
>> [_] Anon 2026538 Music at the ende, sauce
>> [_] Anon 2026567 >># Jets'n'guns shopmusic
>> [_] Anon 2026574 Shit yeah, Machinae Supremacy. That music came outta nowhere. Jets 'n Guns was an alright shmup, but it had some balancing issues, and the level design sloped on the poor side sometimes. I'm more of a Tyrian guy. Why do shmup shops always have kickin' music? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJBQa-S7C EM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uKeMeFzg Tk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGzGSapPG L8

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Fuck-up-a-bitch Friday! Anon 2011292 Do you have what it takes to be a serious gangsta?
>> [_] Anon 2011297 did i win...?
>> [_] Anon 2011306 6132 points what fucking language are they speaking by the way?
>> [_] Anon 2011312 >># some yurofag heathen language. All the more reason to slap the shit out of her
>> [_] Anon 2011318 >># Danish
>> [_] Anon 2011319 I thought someone said it was Danish, but fuck if I know, they all sound the same.
>> [_] Anon 2011330 After you win, if you let it run until the music stops, she just cries forever.
>> [_] Anon 2011378 Best GAME EVER!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2011383 I could beat this bitch all day.
>> [_] Anon 2011388 I laughed at this a hell of a lot more than I should've. Seriously, I was cracking up like THE BACK OF MY HAND
>> [_] Anon 2011391 Wasn't this originally made as an anti-abuse thing? Because it fails miserably at it, also, if someone is threatening to hit you, you should probably stop insulting him
>> [_] Anon 2011392 >># and they shouldn't make hitting her so entertaining as well
>> [_] 2011433 What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>> [_] 2011434 >># I mean you can't even backhand her
>> [_] Anon 2011442 >># that was really disappointing, how can the game give you the title of gangsta if you can't backhand a bitch
>> [_] Anon 2011507 Resize the window, there is a lengthy description of the flash on there. Danish, anti abuse thing.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, Game)
[_] Can you be 100% gangsta? Time to hit a yuro-bitch 1997234 Sometimes I worry about the fact that playing this game gives me a boner Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1997240 What a fucking amazing game.
>> [_] Anon 1997242 >># 4900, btw Doesn't sound like anything srs, op. I think that if you hit enough women in the face irl, then you won't be as sensitive to the thrills of it anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1997244 >381032 no ones as gangsta as me
>> [_] Anon 1997246 6398 Pretty damn gangsta If the bitch didn't want to get hit, she'd quit spouting insults in her incoherent yurobabble. I mean really. If you hit someone and they start insulting you, it's perfectly acceptable to hit them again
>> [_] Anon 1997258 100% GANGSTA I wish you could backhand her
>> [_] Anon 1997269 7154... lol
>> [_] Anon 1997276 >># Same, I tried doing that shit twice.
>> [_] Anon 1997279 >># please master, teach the ways of the pimp hand.
>> [_] Anon 1997292 damn it feels good to be a gangsta
>> [_] Anon 1997295 >># Just make smaller the window
>> [_] Ziltoid !Gv599Z9CwU 1997296 100% Gangsta
>> [_] Anon 1997314 How does german know what gangsta is?
>> [_] Anon 1997318 >># Will this work in real life, too?
>> [_] Anon 1997321 >># The 1-inch slap, taught by grand pimp master Lee
>> [_] Anon 1997331 >># is that german? I thought it another yuro heathen language
>> [_] Anon 1997334 >># No, it's not German. I think it's one of the Scandinavian languages.
>> [_] Anon 1997343 step 1: bring mouse off screen step 2: bring it all the way around to the other side of the screen without touching the flash screen that has focus. step 3:bring the mouse back into view on the other side of the screen
>> [_] Anon 1997350 5452
>> [_] Anon 1997354 This game made me 200% nigga
>> [_] Anon 1997355 >turn volume up so girlfriend can hear woman making painful noises >asks what I'm doing >"playing a simulator" >she looks puzzled and comes over >laughs her ass off and says bitch deserves it for talking shit >then she plays it and beats my score
>> [_] Anon 1997360 Jets'n'guns shopmusic ftw
>> [_] Anon 1997368 >># It's time to put your lessons learned from this to the test.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, Game)
[_] CAN YOU BE 100% GANGSTA??? Anon 1979558 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1979568 scored 6222 Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
>> [_] Anon 1979570 womanhate? this game can fix it! the crying sequence at the end signs, that she enjoies it a lot
>> [_] Anon 1979598 >># If she didn't want to get hit, she'd stop saying shit that basically translates to "please smack me"
>> [_] Anon 1979612 welp, i got boner
>> [_] Anon 1979666 >># exactly!
>> [_] Anon 1979672 The Music at the end is from Jets n Guns - Shop music
>> [_] Anon 1979691 Something about that heathen yurobabble she speaks makes it so much more satisfying to beat her
>> [_] Anon 1979696 looks like reddit is leaking again
>> [_] Anon 1979714 Does it make me a bad person if I get a raging boner while she's crying on the ground at the end?
>> [_] Anon 1979758 Awe...no backhand? This game sucks.
>> [_] Anon 1979776 31518
>> [_] Anon 1979800 I thought it would just be a psa, but I'm just 100% GANGSTA
>> [_] Anon 1979826 327589
>> [_] Anon 1979838 >># >reddit You've got a lot to learn.
>> [_] Anon 1979857 ending music from Machinea Supremacy. I remember it from Jets 'n Guns. Buy sell area music.
>> [_] Anon 1979864 God, this actually made me feel bad... I wish there were an option to pussy-out and not hit her. I'd be taking it.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, Game)
[_] CAN YOU BE 100% GANGSTA?! Anon 1964454
>> [_] Anon 1964460 >The only thing smaller than your dick is your IQ she said that before I even hit her >Is that really the hardest you can hit? >You always were a loser Bitch just keeps asking for it >The only time you feel like a man is when you fuck me while I scream 'no' Boner engaged
>> [_] Anon 1964484 hitting women is so gangster. women are so inferior to men
>> [_] Anon 1964488 >># don't know about the first part, but the second part sure is true. but sure, anyone deserving a punch deserves a punch. if that was a guy in the flash saying all those things, would you have hesitated punching him?
>> [_] Anon 1964493 >># so much for gender equility if your allowed to hit man, but not woman. demn fucking double standards
>> [_] Anon 1964496 what nigger language is that
>> [_] Anon 1964507 >># Danish, made me enjoy the well deserved violence
>> [_] Anon 1964522 DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANSTA
>> [_] Anon 1964525 This is fucked up on so many levels, I love it
>> [_] Anon 1964559 Yknow, i might feel a bit worse about this if she didn't keep talking shit. If she wanted me to not hit her, she'd beg me to stop or at least shut up.
>> [_] Anon 1964569 >># Fucking this. She keeps saying things that would get a man hit, and we live in a world of equality.
>> [_] Anon 1964571 Someone needs to replace the hip hop beat with the Guile theme and put an American flag tattoo on the forearm of the hand you use to smack the yurobitch
>> [_] Anon 1964579 More video games need to implement the pussy->gangsta meter
>> [_] Anon 1964580 This woman obviously has a learning disorder.
>> [_] Anon 1964581 >couldn't hit her harnd enough Damnit, I wanted to be gangsta too
>> [_] Anon 1964582 >># I hit her before she said anything. >Am I gangsta yet?
>> [_] Anon 1964585 How to cheat for maximum bitch slappage: Move hand all the way to the right Bring mouse cursor down out of browser window to your taskbar Move cursor all the way to the left along the bottom of your screen Bring it back up into the browser window Enjoy slapping the cheating whore at the speed of light

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, Game)
[_] pussy? or gangsta? Anon 1946559 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1946562 Nice, I saw the original flash years ago but not this one.
>> [_] Anon 1946577 18549?
>> [_] Anon 1946585 >doesn't say a word >slap the bitch anyway We gangsta now
>> [_] Anon 1946631 >>mouse instantly appears on other side of screen with only moderate swish. thank you, decade-old Pentium 4 processor.
>> [_] Anon 1946635 Nah that's not cool. I got to 2% before I felt bad for what I was doing.
>> [_] Anon 1946647 Gangsta as fuck >The only thing smaller than your dick is your IQ The only thing harder than how bad I'm going to beat you is my dick while doing it.
>> [_] Anon 1946662 Oh cool, they finally finished that Chris Brown simulator. How do I unlock Rihanna?
>> [_] Anon 1946711 It's mediocre. Needs a backhand option.
>> [_] Anon 1946720 Really, really wish there was a face upload option for this. Would be even more satisfying.
>> [_] Anon 1946721 >whoop! got your nose!
>> [_] Anon 1946763 Welp, successfully made me feel pretty bad around the last few hits, then the scene afterwards of her lying crumpled on the floor, a sobbing mess, broke me. I have no idea what the flash was supposed to do - beating up an obnoxious bitch? something about domestic violence? - but it ended up hitting me pretty hard regardless.
>> [_] Anon 1946768 that is a terrible use of that end song. i don't think the band would approve...
>> [_] Anon 1946773 you can move the hand up and down. Do it. Carcass her cheek and then slap her face.
>> [_] Anon 1946777 >You really know how to hit a woman awww, thanks a lot hoe, you is adorable.
>> [_] Anon 1946813 I fapped with no problem.
>> [_] Anon 1946830 Needs backhand option

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1914676 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1914694 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1914698 100% gangsta ALL DAY EVERY DAY!
>> [_] Anon 1914701 I kept on swiping my mouse over the bitch while she was on the ground. If I'm ever gonna hit a girl, I'm gonna make it count since I'd be going to prison anyway
>> [_] Anon 1914714 Wow, this is the worst thing I've seen in a long time. I couldn't make myself get through it.
>> [_] !noko Anon 1914719 I have to ask my therapist why I got a boner that fast
>> [_] Anon 1914720 >"You really know how to hit a woman" >SLAP >"Damn right bitch"
>> [_] Anon 1914721 I was tearing up a bit and I had to stop. Damn, man. Definitively fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 1914724 >># >># >># pussies
>> [_] Anon 1914725 >># Nah, being a decent person is not being a pussy.
>> [_] Anon 1914727 Noice. >># >># Shoo, feminists.
>> [_] Anon 1914728 listen to the crying before you press space bar, but after the text disapear, its delicious
>> [_] Anon 1914729 >># Not wanting to hurt people doesn't make someone a feminist.
>> [_] Anon 1914731 >># >># It does make you a pussy though. You saw how that bitch was talking, she was asking for it. Bitch had it coming
>> [_] Anon 1914732 >># This flash here is about making a comeback on feminists and unfaithful bitches. If you really don't like it, then you are a feminist and/or an unfaithful bitch. There's the unlikely occasion that you haven't had enough contact with those two groups to come to hate them, but the chances are ridiculously low. Yes, whiteknights count as feminists. Or you're oversensitive to violence. Pussy. Now go back to SRS.
>> [_] Anon 1914733 >Sure you can hit me >SLAP >Damn right I can
>> [_] Anon 1914734 >># >This flash here is about making a comeback on feminists and unfaithful bitches. Actualy it's about how you're bad and should feel bad. Not even joking. http://gamepolitics.com/2009/11/19/anti- violence-flash-game-lets-users-beat-woman #.UUNiaVfheSo
>> [_] Anon 1914737 >># I'm amazed. It looks like the exact opposite. I now like this flash a little less.
>> [_] Anon 1914739 After you win, she'll lay on the ground and cry until you close the window or restart the game. Bothered me.
>> [_] Anon 1914745 >># ill take the tears over that bitch's mouth
>> [_] Anon 1914747 >People on 4chan complaining that they can't get girlfriends
>> [_] Anon 1914753 >># 4chan has always been a virgin filled rage pit. If you can't deal with a little woman beating, you should leave.
>> [_] Anon 1914755 This thread is very telling of how the primary users of /f/ have drastically changed over just a few years. People didn't used to get so butthurt over something that isn't remotely close to real. Especially when she reacts the same exact way each time you hit her.
>> [_] Anon 1914757 >># That only happens in feels threads. In these, you just hate women, niggers, whiteknights or whatever flavour of neo-liberal you feel a little annoyed at for the moment. >inb4 if you hate x then you are jealous of x
>> [_] Anon 1914758 >># So then users of /f/ have.... improved? You can say that that's less the 4chan way, but... yeah.
>> [_] Anon 1914760 >># Oh, it's probably just one faggot samefagging around. /f/ seems to get a lot of that. Just ignore him.
>> [_] Anon 1914761 >># Just because you don't approve of beating women doesn't make you a feminist. The same way that not beating your kids doesn't make you a neo-liberal hippie faggot or that not doing crack doesn't make you a moralfag who hates freedom or that supporting 2nd amendment rights doesn't make you a tea partier
>> [_] Anon 1914763 >># In this situation here, it does.
>> [_] Anon 1914764 >># Wow. That wasn't thought through well at all.
>> [_] Anon 1914765 >># No that's not what it's about and you don't understand that because you're exactly the person I'm talking about. There's no reason to be hypersensitive, especially over a dumb flash animation. People around here used to think of ways to manipulate the flash and have fun with it like trying to get the highest percentage possible in one slap. The content of the flash doesn't matter, it's just a game. If something like this so easily bothers you, you need to get off tumblr and rethink your life.
>> [_] Anon 1914766 >># You're a feminist unless you beat women? I'm pretty sure most of us here have never beaten a woman, yet we're not all feminists.
>> [_] Anon 1914767 I prefer to hit her right as she opens her whore mouth.
>> [_] Anon 1914769 >># You. I like you.
>> [_] Anon 1914772 >># Resize your browser window so that the game screen is wider than it is tall. Make it very tiny. Move your mouse outside the browser window through the far right, circle around and re-enter the browser window through the far left.
>> [_] Anon 1914773 If this was a cartoon of a toon man beating a toon woman, people wouldn't get NEARLY as upset. If it was ponies, they woul bump this to heaven.
>> [_] Anon 1914774 >># Your girlfriend just spent the night with some other guy and doesn't want you to even know about it and blatantly disrespects you and you don't hit her? You either really love her, are a pussy or a feminist. Do you love this girl?
>> [_] Anon 1914775 >># Yeah, that's all it is. The fact that it's real people (though obviously a fucking video game, don't get all semantics on me) is what makes it less bearable. If it was cartoony, it'd be fine.
>> [_] Anon 1914777 >># Because when I'm upset at something I destroy it. Then I'm not upset.
>> [_] Anon 1914783 I hereby dub this flash, Whiteknight detector 2.0!
>> [_] Anon 1914784 This is profoundly fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 1914785 >># How? Its an act, with 1 fake character hitting another fake character. It's no different than >>#
>> [_] Anon 1914786 Daily reminder: This flash was made so you can hit her in the Game. In real life nobody died and you shouldn't slap a woman in real. She is a good actress
>> [_] Anon 1914788 this game was pretty boring, but was done very well.. it needs more machinae supremacy tho ;)
>> [_] Anon 1914790 >># Did you mean this? http://images.4channel.org/f/src/punch.s wf
>> [_] Anon 1914791 >># No, I mean that is was made by a domestic violence support group in order to draw attention to a problem, Did they not think that through like, at all?
>> [_] Anon 1914792 >># Oh. Yeah, that's pretty fail.
>> [_] Anon 1914793 i left her with 1% that will show her
>> [_] Anon 1914794 Has not hitting the bitch soled your problem? I mean, did not hiting the bitch aquire you the set of desired results?
>> [_] Anon 1914801 >># Yes, because the desired result is me not being the kind of person who hits women. so, yes.
>> [_] Anon 1914825 Showed that bitch wasup.
>> [_] Anon 1914829 >># >># Agreed. Everyone is entitled to feel as they wish, but I sincerely hope most of these comments are in jest, just to seem "shocking" and "cool."
>> [_] Anon 1914830 ITT: butthurt ledditors
>> [_] Anon 1914835 >># Well... That's a silly desire.
>> [_] Anon 1914851 Undoing the damage done to us by a politically correct society, one download at a time. In all seriousness though, the actress isn't very good. She's specifically the woman that does NOT deserve to get hit. Dun't get me wrong though, as a former white knight I see now that some bitches just gotta be hit.
>> [_] Anon 1914853 >># youre a fucking idiot, thats what youll always be a tfw no gf:'( you are supposed to hit her, its what all women want. trust me.
>> [_] Anon 1914863 >># >She's specifically the woman that does NOT deserve to get hit. That's what worries me. They should have picked a much more flaming feminazi, else it's just feeding political correctness.
>> [_] Anon 1914870 >got to 75% gangster >she hung her head >felt bad for her >she mouthed off again >100% gangster
>> [_] Anon 1914873 775811 Score by stretching the window across my two monitors. 2671 with the lightest slaps.
>> [_] Anon 1914874 YOU ALL JUST NIGGAS POSTING IN A MAD THREAD
>> [_] 1914875 Wish there was a button to pee on her at the end.
>> [_] Anon 1914882 >59 replies 4chan sure is shitty lately
>> [_] Anon 1914888 >># you must be new here
>> [_] Anon 1914892 >oh no, stop being a chauvinist, men and women are equal! >how dare you to hit a women, oh god, what is wrong with you! pls, just make up your mind already
>> [_] Anon 1914893 She is from denmark wtf
>> [_] Anon 1914894 Games are fun, that wasn't fun.
>> [_] Anon 1914897 >># I'm just gonna stand there and watch her burn but it's alright because she likes the way it hurts
>> [_] Anon 1914898 >># "cough" pussy "cough"
>> [_] Anon 1914903 >># Seriously though she could just go away after the first slap, but no, she just stood there and continued to provoke me and hurt my feelings even more.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1829647 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1829649 love it
>> [_] Anon 1829679 Am I the only one that feels like this could be turned into the opening part of an amazing [H] game with 0 changes?
>> [_] Anon 1829697 so we went from courting real girls, to 2d girls, then to real girls on 2d plane?
>> [_] Anon 1829705 GOTY.
>> [_] Anon 1829724 the crying at the end gave me a boner
>> [_] Anon 1829725 No shit I hit her, she was an annoying cunt. My sister would do the same shit: we'd get in an argument, and she wouldn't shut the fuck up until it was a fistfight. Walk by my door and just call my a pussy or a retard. Eventually I would just hit a breaking point.
>> [_] Anon 1829730 I lost my shit when she laffs at the end.
>> [_] Anon 1829731 >># Don't you just love double standards? I'm not for abuse, but seriously. If any guy were to go to a club and dance within five feet of other women, (with a cunty GF like the one in the flash) she would start slapping him and causing a scene. But oh, no if a man hits a woman for any reason, he is a monster. Bitches want to mouth off, expect to get a whipping. Did i mention that i hate cunty bitches?
>> [_] Anon 1829739 >the only time you feel like a man is while you fuck me when i scream "no" she knows me better than myself
>> [_] Anon 1829740 >># >laughs She is a shitty actor but, that isn't laughing.
>> [_] Anon 1829750 >># She knew what she was in for. It's what she gets for dating a man who plays a game called "hit the bitch". Besides, you'll notice that she never says she doesn't enjoy that sort of, er, treatment.
>> [_] Anon 1829751 >># She probably likes to be choked while taking it in the ass.
>> [_] Anon 1829772 GAME OF THE YEAR ALL YEAR EVERY YEAR FOR THE REST OF TIME
>> [_] Anon 1829774 i masterbate alone and this is why?
>> [_] Anon 1829775 Hey bitch, check my privledge
>> [_] Anon 1829802 VEGETA, WHAT'S THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT MY PRIVILEGE LEVEL? IT'S OVER 9,000 CUNTSLAPS!
>> [_] Anon 1829820 WTF can't beat her to deth,,,,,,,,,,,,
>> [_] Anon 1829824 >># My sister did the same thing, but I eventually learned it was for attention and she's a masochist. That was disturbing. This flash kinda just made me feel bad...Don't think anyone deserves a beating for dancing because I'm not a jealous cunt. Yeah, I am still a pussy, but I don't need to be a gangsta to know where the hood at.
>> [_] Anon 1829888 29804
>> [_] Anon 1829891 Scratch that, 51906
>> [_] Anon 1829894 Knocked her out in 4 (25% each seems to be max power), 448127. This game is broken.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1798602 My evening was awesome, what about yours? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1798611 >># At work way too long. Shitty as fuck. Bottle of patron and top ramen waiting for me. Game made me lol and I'm against hitting women usually
>> [_] Anon 1798616 oh come on you weak little bitch, thats just called a love tap in 'murica
>> [_] Anon 1798631 >># USUALLY!
>> [_] Anon 1798637 was expecting somekind of message at the end of you are the pussy. Well what a dumb whore, gets smacked and refuses to leave.
>> [_] Anon 1798643 she's so beautiful... I hate my life.
>> [_] Anon 1798648 needs more dpi
>> [_] Anon 1798667 Turned up my dpi to max on my mouse and the most I could get with one his was 25% gangsta. Those were lightning fast slaps too.
>> [_] Anon 1798694 expected nigel not amused
>> [_] Anon 1798696 Pimp Hand!
>> [_] Anon 1798703 ... 100% gangsta, I need to kill my self now.
>> [_] Anon 1798726 GOTY
>> [_] Anon 1798749 i feel bad
>> [_] Anon 1798751 this needs more DPS!!!
>> [_] Anon 1798752 dumb
>> [_] Anon 1798762 >don't hit her >she keeps goading you on Realistically, she would either fight back or shut up.
>> [_] Anon 1798767 >Move hand to right side > bring cursor down below window >Raise it back up on left side >maximum slap in 1 unit of gametime Fucking broken physics. Worst bitch-slap simulator ever. 2/10, would not pirate
>> [_] Anon 1798827 >># I would. It's a 'real' person gif. +good acting +sexy language +see her on floor whimpering +no some shitty cartoon edit The broken physics make things easier. You sound 12.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, Game)
[_] are you gangster enough? Anon 1742264 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1742271 damn she has some balls to talk shit about someone beating her
>> [_] Anon 1742288 There should be a scene in the end where she gets submissive and tells you it was all her fault for being a whore and then you fuck her roughly.
>> [_] Anon 1742290 for you /f/ http://s16.postimage.org/indrf5smt/4chan f.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1742291 Wasn't gangster enough, until she started to insult my dick. Bitch ain't gonna do that again.
>> [_] Anon 1742299 >># made me laugh
>> [_] Anon 1742320 Ok, I'm hard now.
>> [_] Anon 1742336 What the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1742340 Wasn't this some anti-domestic violence thing ? I think it was, but the ending admonition got removed or something.
>> [_] Anon 1742345 I love to slap her face in the middle of her sentence
>> [_] Anon 1742351 >># i like your style
>> [_] Anon 1742386 http://s18.postimage.org/aky0a5bg7/Thepi nkisherbrains.png You do not talk back to the fist of the north star.
>> [_] Anon 1742395 >># Bullshit. Shooped.
>> [_] Anon 1742430 This flash would be so much better if Lil' John would pop up in the corner and shout "YEAH!" or "WHAT?!" whenever you hit her.
>> [_] Anon 1742433 100% NIGGER ALL DAY
>> [_] Anon 1742434 6050 did i win?
>> [_] Anon 1742466 Alright. I knocked her out. Now where is the rape option?
>> [_] Anon 1742474 100% GANGSTA
>> [_] Anon 1742489 Over 2400000
>> [_] MAH SCORE Anon 1742493 4684
>> [_] Anon 1742503 I am not gangster enough. I wanted to fuck her so hard

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, Game)
[_] Feel like a man! Anon 1728259 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1728263 DANSK FFFFUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1728274 Feels good to be a dane, fuck yeah.
>> [_] Anon 1728285 is there any way to get over 6753 points? i just do 3x25'ers and then to 88 - 98 - 100 always
>> [_] Anon 1728290 i fapped to this
>> [_] Anon 1728291 >># I got 7582, you just gotta hit that bitch. HARDER!
>> [_] Anon 1728299 Lol Hours of entertainment.
>> [_] Anon 1728306 my score: IT'S OVER NINE TOWSAND
>> [_] Anon 1728375 i could listen to her sobbing for ages
>> [_] Anon 1728390 10896 Gotta keep your pimp hand strong, nigga.
>> [_] Anon 1728422 WAHT THE HELL IS THE SAUCE ON THAT SONG AT THE END!
>> [_] Anon 1728432 she made me do it i didnt want to SHE MADE ME
>> [_] Anon 1728439 And that's terrible.
>> [_] Anon 1728455 17000 flat. 100% P I M P
>> [_] Anon 1728468 GOTY
>> [_] Anon 1728478 Sauce on song at the end: (from the game Jets'n'Guns) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI_55xUVd PU
>> [_] Anon 1728488 Call me a faggot but i felt very bad doing this.

File: Hit_the_Bitch.swf-(7.62 MB, Game)
[_] bonus points if you fap while you play Anon 1722831 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1722848 No bonus but I got over 9000
>> [_] Anon 1722850 daanishh! bonus points for me
>> [_] Anoymous 1722866 well well, she does behave like a selfish slut but that gives a man no right to hit a woman, and that is why this game is sick enough.
>> [_] Anon 1722869 >># ur a faget
>> [_] Anon 1722871 >># seconded
>> [_] Anoymous 1722872 like i care what you troll call me, liking a game where a girls gets hit is poor enough.
>> [_] Anon 1722874 >># Womn hits a man, and it's fine, but a man hits a woman and it's, OOOH, IT'S SUDDENLY THE END OF THE WORLD! Stop pretending women are inferior and that they deserve to be hit less than men.
>> [_] Anoymous 1722877 no deserves to be hit-_-how stupid are you anyway?if a woman would hit a man once he would not even be hurt, but if he does it once he really can hurt her and that is why a real man would never hit a woman and no go to hell you all make me sick.
>> [_] Anon 1722879 203,988, i didnt know i was so good at beating women
>> [_] Anon 1722880 >># Whiteknight fags gtfo
>> [_] Anon 1722882 >># your assuming the man is always stronger than the woman. some bitches can fight. its not about the gender but who can overpower the other
>> [_] Anon 1722885 >># it doesnt even matter who is stronger, what matters is that bitches are taught they have a fuckin RIGHT to hit a man if they think he misbeheaved, they are also taught that they cannot be hit back and they exploit it by abusing men. i say never hit a woman, but bitch deserves a slap if she hits you, hit back, teach those cunts that they are not the center of the world
>> [_] Anon 1722887 this is just sad
>> [_] Anon 1722891 Kinda wondering where my erection came from. I don't remember if I was watching porn before this or not.
>> [_] Anon 1722895 Swing your arm from side to side! Come on everybody, do the Mario!
>> [_] Anon 1722918 1087550 am i gansta now?
>> [_] Anon 1722922 I guess it was entertaining, but I seriously hope you guy don't beat your boyfriends/girlfriends
>> [_] Anon 1722927 >># Nice strawman. You seem pretty well versed at using them.
>> [_] Anon 1722946 whiteknights on flash jeez go back to reddit
>> [_] Anon 1722950 whats the song at the end
>> [_] Anon 1722952 how do I enable fist mode
>> [_] Anon 1722954 >># a woman hits a man, then the man should hit her back if that's not the case, then go slurp a cock
>> [_] Anon 1722958 >># >># >># Your horrible grammar gave me cancer
>> [_] Anon 1722962 >># >># >># 1: This was made as part of anti abuse campaign that's why they cake on the makeup and sht insults you. 2: Trying to preach morality on 4chan is a lost cause, this is where the internet comes to die. 3: This is fucking Game Of The Year material.
>> [_] Anon 1722964 >># >># >># >># Sure is Summer in here!
>> [_] Anon 1722967 >># its the shop music from jets'n'guns
>> [_] Anon 1722969 >># ILU.
>> [_] Anon 1722979 >># stop copying everyone else newfag
>> [_] Anon 1722993 Does anyone have that japanese punching girl flash?
>> [_] Anon 1723030 My erection gets harder more subdued she gets.
>> [_] Anon 1723034 >># I know that feel
>> [_] Anon 1723044 >># If my girlfriend was dancing with another dude, you're damn right I hit her. The fuck is she thinking?
>> [_] Anon 1723047 >># I have a lot of those. Beg and I'll post.

File[Hit that bitch.swf] - (7.62 MB)
[_] [?] Giuanin 1633924 Hit That Bitch
>> [_] Anon 1633937 109k. Beat that, fags.
>> [_] Anon 1633940 I caressed her lovingly. How many points does that get?
>> [_] Anon 1633942 100% Gangsta is so satisfying
>> [_] Anon 1633955 >># im wit chu fuck this violent shit makes me wanna kill opie
>> [_] Anon 1633957 i came
>> [_] Anon 1633958 >># bitch please 722031 http://i39.tinypic.com/15nwqjn.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1633959 100% GANGSTA
>> [_] Anon 1633970 Oh boy I lol'd when this came out 6 years ago or so
>> [_] Anon 1633971 >bitch dances with someone else than her bf >probably some very close tango and hug shit with a final kiss OF COURSE I DANCED WITHSOMEONE ELSE WUTATS THE MATER
>> [_] Anon 1633972 Only in Denmark do you make a,beat a women simulator, to test your rage limit before getting the real deal!
>> [_] Anon 1633979 >be Danish >open this flash >WTF all over >then smirk
>> [_] Anon 1633981 Oh man, music from Jets 'n Guns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hRqwhXD oyc
>> [_] Ren 1633991 Bitch just won't shut her mouth. You talk back, you get the back of my hand! *smack*
>> [_] ya,JOHN_SWATZSKI yourallSlutGofers 1634023 YOUR all slut gofers. REALY, take your special log-in's and misplaced web arguments and FUCK your mothers already. YOU all seem that bored. Fuck you sawatzski, hitting your high school sweetheart. Only the polish learn to fight while drunk on JD.
>> [_] Anon 1634027 This is awesome
>> [_] Anon 1634028 "The only thing smaller than your dick, is your IQ" Where's the option to cap this bitch?

File[Hit_the_Bitch.swf] - (7.62 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1606782 It's that time again, /f/. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1606787 score:2847 i feel bad tho
>> [_] Anon 1606794 >That feel when hitting her in the middle of her sentence I dont even want to hit her but he told me i got a small dick. No one messes with my small dick.
>> [_] Anon 1606801 score:6125 should I feel bad for laughing at this?
>> [_] Anon 1606802 I don't even need her to insult me.
>> [_] Anon 1606803 Here is the original http://www.hitthebitch.dk/ However it changes 100% gangsta into 100 %
>> [_] Anon 1606806 >># 100 % idoit
>> [_] Anon 1606808 Needs guile theme
>> [_] Anon 1606821 I was trying really hard not to laugh
>> [_] Anon 1606827 I WASN'T GONNA HIT HER TILL SHE SAID MY DICK WAS SMALL
>> [_] Anon 1606852 >that crying at the end time to fap
>> [_] Anon 1606858 score:5208 not bad
>> [_] Anon 1606872 that is so fucked up lol but I laughed .......I'm going to hell I know it
>> [_] Anon 1606915 6569 I think you get more points from less slaps, looks like 4 slaps is minimum I got 3x25 then the fourth only did 23%, so one more slap did the job oddly amusing would play again
>> [_] Anon 1606924 i love that her crying loops at the end, easy to fap to and i can leave on at night to help me sleep
>> [_] Anon 1606931 i got 4566, am i a bad person?
>> [_] Albertagator 1606933 Thsi game could go so much further. Like, kneling on her chest, continuing to slap the shit out of her, then tearing off her clothes, kicking her about for a bit before finishing up by raping her ass and cumming in her mouth. What? Too much?
>> [_] Anon 1606939 >># TOO LITTLE nice dubs
>> [_] Anon 1606943 Hmmm... Hopefully I don't get into an abusive relationship.
>> [_] Anon 1606946 9318. Who the man?
>> [_] Anon 1606950 >># Nah. >># THIS is a bad person.
>> [_] Anon 1606963 Right click>click
>> [_] Anon 1606966 I pussied out less than halfway.
>> [_] Anon 1606981 God this game is so hot, I am so turned on at the looks she gives me after I slap her. This is my favorite game
>> [_] Anon 1606990 <3

File[Hit_the_Bitch.swf] - (7.62 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1583421 Charge your man cannons! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1583435 GOTY
>> [_] Anon 1583452 If she's willful enough that she'd continue to shout at him and insult him, KNOWING what will happen...why the fuck doesn't she just leave him?
>> [_] Anon 1583489 This is awful.
>> [_] Anon 1583493 >># You're awful. Take your noko and leave.
>> [_] Anon 1583494 I have no problem "fake hitting" someone with that faul a language
>> [_] Anon 1583519 I wish you could back-hand slap her.
>> [_] Lord of the Anons 1583544 I won, but it didn't feel nearly as good as I thought it would
>> [_] Anon 1583563 >On a different tab >Sudden slap noise >Wha? >Go look >Slapped her for 5% >Wat
>> [_] Anon 1583593 where is the "Stomp the shit out of this bitch" button?
>> [_] Anon 1583602 The Meet & Fuck version is better. A. Beg for her forgiveness B. Slap the bitch C. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggas, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

File[Hit_the_Bitch.swf] - (7.62 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1528863 games ftw Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1528872 6602
>> [_] Anon 1528891 disgusting, fucked up, poisonous, hateful, destructive, mysogynistic. and those are the better qualities if youre a soon to be in-mate. smack yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1528893 where is the last music from? I think it's from some scroll shooter... but can't remember the name.
>> [_] Anon 1528897 Huh. That's pretty fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 1528904 >pointlessly insults me >expects to not get beaten Yeah ok.
>> [_] Anon 1528906 Well lets just say , Bitch had it coming. Besides more than half of these hoes are willingly together with abusive guys so they would retarded to believe he would rage saying such things. Smacking a danish hoe was pleasing thou :#
>> [_] Anon 1528909 its supposed to say that hitting bitches isnt gangsta in the end, but i guess they cut that out.
>> [_] Anon 1528951 this was making me hard. what does that say about me?
>> [_] Anon 1528989 Yeah, I was out dancing and talking with other guys. You don't like that? Well then, I'll just pointlessly insult and berate you.
>> [_] Anon 1528991 >># itz from babel sword. a MUGEN VS styled shmup. dunno what the name of the song is though.
>> [_] Anon 1529006 Where's my sammich bitch?!
>> [_] Anon 1529008 she keeps insulting me?? WTF. She had it coming. I dont even care
>> [_] Anon 1529014 >># Me too, sort of. I was getting kind of turned on but I didn't get hard.
>> [_] Anon 1529067 >># thats not the game i forget the name of the game but the song is "shop music". by those machinae supremecy guys
>> [_] GODLIKE !!fXmXLad1ss0 1529074 in all honesty, i have the weirdest boner.
>> [_] Anon 1529083 >># How'd you get over 6000? I can't get less than 5 slaps in before she whimps out.
>> [_] Anon 1529121 What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

File[Hit_the_Bitch.swf] - (7.62 MB)
[_] [G] /r/ing COC 2.0b Anon 1506345 Would anyone mind typing out a short, simple guide on how to do a few things? Like, what other "specials" are there? How do I attain them? Same with spells. Also, is that rat monk guy still in the game? Is there any way to improve your campsite? Is there a "hacked" version of the game that has cool shit? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1506358 How do I kick her when she's on the ground?
>> [_] Anon 1506366 >># No specials yet, but he did add perks. No spells yet, other than the TScrolls the witches drop. Jojo is still in. Cannot improve campsite yet. No hacked version, but click "Toggle Debug" on the game's first screen to get infinite items. Uploading now.
>> [_] Anon 1506380 >/r/ing shit that's posted here every single day like justhowlin.swf ……,-*lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllll.\ ….;*`lllllllllllllllllllllllllll,-~*~-,l lllllllllllllllllll\ …..\lllllllllllllllllllllllllll/………\;;;; llllllllllll,-`~-, …...\lllllllllllllllllllll,-*………..`~-~-, …(.(¯`*,`, …….\llllllllllll,-~*…………………)_-\..*`*;..) ……..\,-*`¯,*`)…………,-~*`~.………….../ ……...|/.../…/~,…...-~*,-~*`;……………./.\ ……../.../…/…/..,-,..*~,.`*~*…………….*...\ …….|.../…/…/.*`...\...……………………)….)¯`~, …….|./…/…./…….)……,.)`*~-,……….../….|..)…` ~-, ……/./.../…,*`-,…..`-,…*`….,---…...\…./…. ./..|……...¯```*~- …...(……….)`*~-,….`*`.,-~*.,-*……|…/.…/…/… ………\ …….*-,…….`*-,...`~,..``.,,,-*……….|.,*... ,*…|…...\
>> [_] Anon 1506389 I played this through like five times. There needs to be a version where she begs for more.
>> [_] Anon 1506407 I don't get it. Why won't she make dinner or do the laundry or something?
>> [_] Anon 1506417 >># Where is Jojo?
>> [_] Anon 1506443 >># Forest. You have to have a minimum corruption level of like 30-40 or something for him to appear though, and his battle encounters after you rape him are significantly less common now.
>> [_] Anon 1506465 >># >No specials yet Actually, if you have the bee abdomen or large enough bull horns, you get sting and gore (respectively). Both are special attacks.
>> [_] Anon 1506466 Score of 90643 Fuck bitches, get money.
>> [_] Anon 1506467 This is terrible.
>> [_] Anon 1506484 >># nice
>> [_] Anon 1506488 anyone know the name of the victory song?
>> [_] Spartan\Eurofag !eGdhyAdJaU 1506496 >># it's "intentional", a thinly veiled educational flash at how you shouldn't feel good about hitting women disgusting isn't it
>> [_] Anon 1506498 This flash makes me sick. Finished the game and felt awful. If you relate to this shit or get some kind of sick pleasure out of it, I hope you fucking die.
>> [_] Anon 1506499 If there's anything I've learned from this, it's that you shouldn't be such a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1506504 >># it's from a danish "don't hit the bitch" campaign, someone copied shit from the original http://www.hitthebitch.dk/ In this game, when you hit 100% a guy tells you that you suck at the end
>> [_] Anon 1506541 It was funny until she was lying on the floor crying. Then it was hot.
>> [_] Anon 1506545 >># Seconded
>> [_] Anon 1506572 It would have made me feel bad in the end If I hadn't had the ability to cut off her every sentence with a smack to the face. The fact that I am now gangsta also makes me feel good about myself.
>> [_] Anon 1506592 >># I agree.
>> [_] Anon 1506611 i can not get her to cry on the ground, guess I am not gangsta
>> [_] Anon 1506615 http://i53.tinypic.com/24qspax.jpg 306028, i win!

/ > /gg/ > Thread 297 Age: 625.41d Health: 0% Posters: 5 Posts: 10 Replies: 6 Files: 2+2
>> Anon 716 How big is your penis? Post scores! [IMG] Hit_the_Bitch.swf (7.62 MiB) 550x400, Compressed. 2959 frames, 10 fps (04:56). Ver9, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: Yes.
>> Anon 747 it's over 9000!!!
>> Anon 1482 After playing that i feel dirty...
>> AX 1483 This game is really pathetic
>> Anon 1645 >># >># samefag AND moralfag? how do you make the time
>> Ebola 2775 Uhhh So it's "gangsta" to beat the shit out of women? Doesn't seem too gangsta to me.
>> Anon 2777 No, it's hilarious!
>> Anon 2778 Also, 5580 before I got bored.
>> Anon 2779 I lied, I tried it one last time. [IMG]gangsta.png
>> Anon 2892 >># >Women is equal to men! >Don't hit women even if they give you shit! Pick one... >># Now that's maximum gangsta!

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[_] [G] Anon 1481181 I'll help you bros, we'll push the faggots off the board! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1481239 sauce on victory song plz
>> [_] Anon 1481246 bump
>> [_] Anon 1481249 I think I will stop posting fur now. /f/ looks good with all your anti-furry flood posts in "marked for deletion" color. Have a nice nite boys =3

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[_] [G] Slap her shit! Anon 1452894 fap to whats left! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Shanks !dv2iMMP7/U 1452896 >Hurrrr durrrr hitting women is so funny!
>> [_] Anon 1452902 In Soviet Russia bitch slaps you.
>> [_] Anon 1452904 I originally didn't want to slap her but then she insulted me and I fucked her shit up
>> [_] Anon 1452907 The song in the end was pretty rad
>> [_] Anon 1452922 what a mouth on her.
>> [_] Anon 1452925 Post scores 4971
>> [_] Anon 1452927 5417
>> [_] Anon 1452932 6937 You guys ain't shit.
>> [_] Anon 1452937 6269
>> [_] Anon 1452943 Make window long and thin 44000
>> [_] Anon 1452944 make it longer and thiner than this guy... 130,000 =)
>> [_] Anon 1452945 510545 beat that faggots
>> [_] Anon 1452948 is it wrong that i fapped to this?
>> [_] Anon 1452949 Its a danish campaign AGAINS violence, but whoever edited it changed the ending from idiot to gangsta and added a scoring system.
>> [_] Anon 1452950 1241410 take the cursor out of frame then re-enter the other side.
>> [_] Anon 1452960 I just want to stroke her hair, but keep hitting her :( Nah, honestly this is the best game I've ever played.
>> [_] Anon 1452969 >># AGAINS!!!
>> [_] Anon 1452971 >># It's not funny, IT'S HILARIOUS!
>> [_] Anon 1452986 Anyone else just sit at the end and listen to her cry? I came. This isn't HURRR AM I EDGY YET. It's an act and I love those stockings.
>> [_] Anon 1452992 Danish people talk as if they had hot potatoes in their mouths. Even if they insult you, your mom and say they slept around because you have a small penis it just doesn't really sound like an insult.
>> [_] Anon 1453003 577111 Beat that faggots
>> [_] sage 1453012 bitch will think twice before calling me names again.
>> [_] Anon 1453015 saging because i am whiny beta faggot and have never had a girlfriend
>> [_] Anon 1453016 >># Sucks to be you, I counter your sage with an age
>> [_] Anon 1453018 I jacked so hard when she was on the floor crying.
>> [_] Anon 1453027 >You really know how to hit a woman Why, thank you honey

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[_] [G] Anon 1446390 Gomu Gomu Noo... Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1446412 MROEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 1446480 Wow. I hate to say this but that turned me on.
>> [_] Anon 1446491 i have never wanted to save a file from /f/ HOW DO I DO IT!?!?
>> [_] Anon 1446494 the game was supposed to be an anti-domestic violence ad - at the end the "100% GANGSTA" would morph into "100% LOSER" and the game would berate you about abusing your girlfriend i guess this is a step up
>> [_] Anon 1446497 Wow, this game sucks, I totally backhanded her. You gotta go back and forth, won't even let me do that.
>> [_] Porsche 959 1446500 Best game ever.
>> [_] Anon 1446503 >># i wont tell you out of spite. go back to facebook and do not return.
>> [_] Anon 1446509 >># >Implyig i have an account for the gayest site ever
>> [_] Anon 1446510 >># >Implying i have an account in the gayest site ever
>> [_] Anon 1446518 >># dude do you know how many cocks are on /b/ at any given moment
>> [_] Anon 1446536 lol hittin girls is funneeh dudes im 14 years old
>> [_] Anon 1446541 >># >implying you didn't double post on purpose

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[_] [G] Anon 1412573
>> [_] Anon 1412589 hell yeah, im the man
>> [_] Anon 1412595 but i wanted pussy
>> [_] Anon 1412602 I... kinda feel bad... :(
>> [_] Anon 1412610 I WON! WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
>> [_] Anon 1412611 "No tits? gtfo bitch", said anon, swinging the mouse to the left, achieving gangsta status.
>> [_] Anon 1412616 Shit's awesome
>> [_] Anon 1412619 Wow, there was no lightheartedness in that at all. I mean, why would there be? I need to call my mom.
>> [_] Anon 1412636 Tell you the truth, i was waiting for cop sirens and flashing lights @ 99%. I mean, who wasn't?

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[_] [G] HIT THE BITCH Anon 1398679 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1398681 Rapetiem for anon :3
>> [_] Anon 1398706 Fuckin bitch deserved it talking to me like that.
>> [_] :'( 1398729 the worst part of this is the devastated look in her eyes afterwards.
>> [_] Anon 1398742 Totally satisfying.
>> [_] Anon 1398744 that hurt me more than it hurt you damnit. but I'm still...100% GANGSTA! fuckin lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1398748 this game is too easy.
>> [_] Anonymouse 1398786 I can't be the only one who got hard each time she looked back up at me
>> [_] Anon 1398791 /r/ song at end?
>> [_] Anon 1398817 >># You're not.
>> [_] Anon 1398820 I... I don't want to play again D:
>> [_] Anon 1398821 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 1398849 hahahah god damn I'm so glad they made this into an actual game
>> [_] Â 1398852 Am I supposed to feel bad when she's crying. Damn, too bad I can't use this to take care of this boner now.
>> [_] Anon 1398890 Her: "Why do you hit me?" Him: "Because you ask why."

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[_] [G] Anon 1388783 What's wrong with you! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1388819 i have the feeling there is something hidden. I mean which girl would be so stupid to do this awesome flash haha xD
>> [_] Anon 1388823 Odd... very odd... And I agree - I was expecting a screamer or some kind of "spin her head" off ending. Maybe this rats you out to your local domestic violence center.
>> [_] Anon 1388837 FALCON SLAP
>> [_] Anon 1388842 100% GANGSTA
>> [_] Anon 1388844 It was supposed to be an anti-domestic violence thing. The ending of this version is edited.
>> [_] Anon 1388848 well, this makes me feel that much less good about my day.
>> [_] Anon 1388862 Fuckin' A. 59,113 points! Try and beat that. There's a simple way to cheat, I'm sure you'll find it.
>> [_] Anon 1388864 Fuck, that just teaches you how fun hitting someone is.
>> [_] Anon 1388867 i cant believe ther is no bitch slap! bitch doin down!
>> [_] Anon 1388895 >># 402,200 your score is pathetic and you are no ganster in my eyes you weak pathetic girly man.
>> [_] Anon 1388916 :D That was fun. I think i just learned something about myself. Kinda scary.
>> [_] Anon 1388918 Young Turks started playing right when the girl came on screen. I enjoyed this.
>> [_] Anon 1388919 is this a high score? http://i53.tinypic.com/2ef0yvp.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1388924 1263750 beat that faggots http://i52.tinypic.com/12557nk.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1388938 Just because it seemed necessary, I played the Shining Finger theme from G-Gundam and said the line that goes with that "this hand burns with an awesome power, it tells me to defeat you! Shining Fiiiiiiiinger!" then I slapped that bitch until she died and asked her if she had seen the man in the picture I had. I had a damn good time with that.
>> [_] Anon 1388952 it's just funny how much this anti domestic violence thing backfired. this game is really fun
>> [_] Anon 1388953 How the fuck do I get a score higher than 5000? I've tried three times and this bitch is starting to annoy me.
>> [_] Anon 1388954 minimize your box then bring your bar from edge to edge, then put your mouse over one side of the box move your mouse out side the box to the other side and slapp! my high score ir 214000
>> [_] Anon 1388963 >># http://i52.tinypic.com/12557nk.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1388974 I like how it is in danish

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[_] [G] Spricket24 boobs _amp.swf Anon 1347423 In reply to >>#
>> [_] Anon 1347456 Strangely therapeutic.
>> [_] Anon 1347473 I'm calm now.
>> [_] Anon 1347482 Any idea on the music in the bg?
>> [_] Anon 1347513 My score: 1020054694
>> [_] Anon 1347531 Baby, why do you make me do this? I love you, you know I do. Every time I try to hug you, I hit you instead. You're just... coded wrong.
>> [_] Anon 1347538 100% Gangsta
>> [_] Anon 1347557 no bitch slap option?

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[_] [G] angsta Anon 1344540 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1344545 So apparently I'm a gangsta. The game even said I was
>> [_] Anon 1344546 It would have been a lot more satisfying if it said "K.O" after getting 100%.
>> [_] Anon 1344560 Apparently, how gangsta you are is directly proportional to your screen resolution. Got 3.4 mill with two monitors.
>> [_] Anon 1344589 I love how your girlfriend comes home from dancing with another guy, and the only thing she has to say is endless insults. Sounds like a completely normal relationship.
>> [_] Anon 1344594 What's the song that plays at the end?
>> [_] Anon 1344595 I feel terrible now
>> [_] Anon 1344626 >># I don't. That fucking cunt deserved it. How exactly is this supposed to be a message against domestic abuse?
>> [_] Anon 1344637 this game is depressing and hilarious at the same time
>> [_] \oдo/ !C.A.Tdb5RI 1344638 Best edit ever.
>> [_] Anon 1344678 stupid whore, i taught her a thing or two! sean connery style
>> [_] Anon 1344733 >># rofl
>> [_] Anon 1344737 9x12 Wacom and 17" monitor is a win. It's like I'm really beating a hoe. 100% gangsta, bitch better recognize.
>> [_] Anon 1344742 >># Oh god, I need a wiimote...
>> [_] Anon 1344759 this shit is so win

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[_] [G] Hit her NiggaJoe !!ZDdv2IuLWiq 1338237 Requested on /b/ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1338242 >can't backhand the whore Worthless.
>> [_] Anon 1338244 IT'S MOTHERFUCKING FAP TIME
>> [_] Anon 1338257 post your score 6588 100% gangsta
>> [_] Anon 1338262 how the fuck is the score calculated on this?
>> [_] :3 FurFan !!ITx6Th3pbEj 1338263 what a great game! ^-^
>> [_] Anon 1338265 hahahahahahahahahaha
>> [_] Anon 1338269 This game makes me want to get a GF so I can beat her up for fun
>> [_] Anon 1338277 if you let it run at the end she's om her back crying. i'm jerking off to it now.
>> [_] Anon 1338280 >># Oh wow.
>> [_] Anon 1338281 >># i hope you get a few then, happy sappin
>> [_] Anon 1338327 100% gangsta score 5194 I was kinda creeped out that after the credits roll she's still there crying...
>> [_] Anon 1338328 anyone got sauce on the end song?
>> [_] Anon 1338348 ahahaha you guys know that this was originally from an anti-domestic violence ad right
>> [_] Anon 1338349 >># i guess the ad fails, i just slapped 3 bitches
>> [_] Anon 1338352 This campaign just showed me how fucking good it feels to slap a bitch. Gives me sense of power and authority. Though after a while it ain't enough. I need to find me some real bitches to slap. brb
>> [_] Anon 1338355 >># That makes two of us. Feed good, man
>> [_] Anon 1338392 I felt horrible slapping her. How can you enjoy this?
>> [_] Anon 1338400 >># I'm 100% gangsta. That's how.
>> [_] Anon 1338413 totally wrong. with Barrack or Michelle or Whoopie or DMX oh yeah
>> [_] Anon 1338414 >># Pussy.
>> [_] Ren 1338419 >I felt horrible slapping her. How can you enjoy this? It's from an anti-domestic violence campaign so you're supposed to feel bad. HOWEVER, the woman in the flash doesn't know when to keep her fucking mouth shut. She's beaten up and still keeps insulting you right up to the end. IF A MAN is standing opposite another man, and I'm talking gorilla bouncer type guy here, then a man would know to keep his fucking mouth shut. This concept is just something completely alien to some women. IN SHORT, while you're not supposed to hit women, there are some women who are arguably asking for it. I'm 100% gender equality, and also in this case. If a man knows when to keep his mouth shut, then women have no excuse.
>> [_] 100% gangsta 6228 Anon 1338425 best game posted today
>> [_] Anon 1338430 When she's lying there on the ground I feel like sticking my dick in her little sobbing mouth and facefucking her until she nearly passes out, then i proceed to slap and choke her while fucking until i come
>> [_] NiggaJoe !!ZDdv2IuLWiq 1338433 >># I think the score is calculated how hard you hit. When going slower i get worse scores in the 3k's. Harder and I get in the 5k's.
>> [_] Anon 1338434 If the bitch had only apologized to begin with none of this would have had to happen.
>> [_] Anon 1338435 Anyone have Cherry-Pie.swf?
>> [_] Anon 1338451 Fucking hot.
>> [_] Anon 1338455 12,255. Y'all need to make your browser window shorter and have a wide-ass screen like I do... :)
>> [_] Anon 1338459 Score: 11379 I'm a real gangsta!
>> [_] Anon 1338465 280,267 easy... wide screen monitor + minimize height + maximize width + right click on far right + left click on far left ... if only i had 2 monitors in tandem... oh wait, i do... but i'm too lazy to plug the other in... also, this game is horrible, shame OP
>> [_] Anon 1338468 >># 309,760 doing it this way. Only doing it on a laptop though. Imagine how high you could get it if you did do the dual monitor thing.
>> [_] Anon 1338471 I didn't even get near her the first time. She just sorta fell. What a cunt.
>> [_] Anon 1338483 1.209.280 points I doubt that bitch will muster the courage to call my dick small again.
>> [_] Anon 1338494 >># Of course she keeps insulting you. What do you expect her to do? She won't walk away and won't shut up because for her it's important to feel at least somewhat powerful in a relationship. You have made her inferior and she is trying to get back some ground.
>> [_] Anon 1338496 I didn't want to do it. I literally just slit my throat and died.
>> [_] Anon 1338504 100% GANGSTER!
>> [_] Anon 1338531 I lol'd at the music after you finish the game
>> [_] Anon 1338533 Oddly enough this game makes me feel better. Not because you smack a bitch, but because the crying chick sounds JUST LIKE THE BITCH THAT FUCKING BROKE MY HEART! I'LL SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
>> [_] Anon 1338537 409000 w/ dual monitors using the above method.
>> [_] Anon 1338545 i love the way her tits jiggle when she's crying. feels good.

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[_] [G] Keep her in line Anon 1333046 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Garymotherfuckingoak !KK2BPQzgwE 1333090 that was fun!
>> [_] Anon 1333113 i got 5056
>> [_] Anon 1333142 hhahaha
>> [_] Anon 1333191 100% gangsta
>> [_] Anon 1333196 score:6618 first time i got 3000, second time i used the window trick to hit harder
>> [_] Sage01 1333197 3695 hahahahah
>> [_] Sage01 1333202 >>masturbate to her crying >>?? >>PROFIT!
>> [_] Anon 1333216 7386
>> [_] Anon 1333223 Your score 411138
>> [_] Anon 1333224 Windows trick'd again Your score 1158960 hahahaha
>> [_] I. M. Meen !iT0tvRhlpc 1333236 POW! HA HA!
>> [_] Anon 1333243 Whats the song that begins playing upon completion?
>> [_] Anon 1333244 This gave me an erection...

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[_] [G] Anon 1328058 It's Sunday, you just heard what your girlfriend was up to yesterday. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1328066 Jets n Guns at the end. Like it.
>> [_] Anon 1328091 I love this version, it doesn't go all moralfag at the end.
>> [_] Anon 1328195 dude, this game is awesome
>> [_] Anon 1328220 why is it in danish`?..
>> [_] Anon 1328226 That's some bad subs there

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[_] [G] Anon 1323447 Some Tuesday fun. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1323456 .... wow.
>> [_] Anon 1323457 feels good man
>> [_] Anon 1323460 hahah wat.
>> [_] Anon 1323464 Best game on here for awhile.
>> [_] Anon 1323466 This isn't just Tuesday fun, it's fun ERRRRDAY
>> [_] Anon 1323468 Sure is white trash in herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
>> [_] Anon 1323472 Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
>> [_] Anon 1323473 thanks for that anon
>> [_] Anon 1323487 and where's the game where i can kick her lying on the floor
>> [_] Anon 1323490 Finally a realistic game.
>> [_] Anon 1323499 They should do an American version, where you receive a phone call that she is breaking up with you, while you can hear the guy in the background at the danceclub.
>> [_] Anon 1323504 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/18 /hit-the-bitch-domestic-vi_n_362311.html This was actually made by an ANTI-domestic abuse organization. The "pussy" and "gangsta" were actually in the original version.
>> [_] Anon 1323546 >># sure is alpha male in here
>> [_] Anon 1323564 >># >30 per cent of woman should have stayed in the kitchen.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1323604 POW
>> [_] Anon 1323629 dat some Machinae Supremacy at the end
>> [_] Anon 1323641 >># It's always the dirty foreigners that have to be told not to hit their women
>> [_] Anon !!LJ3Ub+SjkCA 1323656 fuckin' lol'd
>> [_] noko 1323659 I've never felt a desire to emulate video games until now. This was strangely gratifying. It's so simple, and it solves so many problems.
>> [_] Anon 1323661 >># Do you hear any guitars? Then it's not Machinae Supremacy.
>> [_] Anon 1323665 I made the window really short and wide, and the the ol' around-the-edges trick. Bitch went from 68% to on the floor in no time. Glorious.
>> [_] Anon 1323671 Luckily this was not actually aimed at chanboard posters but at real people.
>> [_] Anon 1323687 >># spoiler: it is machinae supremacy >># incorrect, made this for /f/
>> [_] Anon 1323707 I hope this comes out for PS3

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[_] [G] Anon 1319446 Time to man up. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1319466 POW straight to the moon
>> [_] Anon 1319475 was it just me who was hitting her really lightly, so I could hear more of those hilarious insults?
>> [_] Anon 1319494 >># I was fapping to them.
>> [_] Anon 1319502 aww cant backhand
>> [_] Anon 1319503 Fapped hard to this.
>> [_] Anon 1319506 >># pretty much
>> [_] Anon 1319571 Damn it feels good to be a Gansta.
>> [_] Anon 1319581 "You really know how to hit women" Why, thank you! *SMACK*
>> [_] Anon 1319587 yes this game would be drastically improved by the backhand, I hated that I couldn't finish her off with it.
>> [_] Anon 1319590 how the fuck did they make this? rofl
>> [_] Anon 1319598 Make your window tall and skinny. There's info underneath the flash about where this thing came from. 100% GANGSTA
>> [_] Anon 1319599 i tried to brush her hair gently but the hand goes bang
>> [_] floozy 1319602 What language is this?

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[_] [G] /r9k/'s favorite game, ever. Anon 1316265 You know, I'd actually feel bad about hitting her if she wasn't such a massive cunt. Jesus Christ. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1316291 wow I was like "why would I-" *she speaks* then I was 25% on the gauge
>> [_] Anon 1316296 I was smiling all the way through, occasionally stopped to listen to her talk shit which made me smile even wider in anticipation of when I would finally slap her even harder to make her shut up. Is this a bad thing
>> [_] Anon 1316299 Yeah, this reminds me of some times in relationships past when I knew she was cheating on me but wouldn't admit it, just talking pseudo-feminist trash like "You don't decide who I dance with". Then I found out I had been right about everything afterwards. >feels bad man Now this flash is making me angry and confused because that is the exact thing you'd want to do in that situation and also what you have been conditioned your entire life to not do. I wonder if it's like an evolutionarily response that women react favorably to as evidenced by tendency to find total assholes more attractive. Shit's crazy man.
>> [_] Anon 1316320 you know the origianl called you an idiot if you reached 100%, and said some shit in that langue that I presume was about hitting woen is wrong, I'm liking this edit
>> [_] Anon 1316326 I wish they would add a backhand slap feature for realism
>> [_] Anon 1316332 Hey, this bitch kept provoking me so she had it coming and she knew it was coming after, oh I don't, THE FIRST 2 TIMES I FUCKING HIT HER? This girl is obviously a masochist.
>> [_] Anon 1316337 8203 was the highest I could get.
>> [_] Anon 1316349 damn, 3451 was my highest, and I didn't wait for her to say shit once. :/ How get higher score?
>> [_] Anon 1316351 9001 o.0
>> [_] Anon 1316354 >># Slap the bitch, as hard as you can.
>> [_] Anon 1316363 67400 pussies
>> [_] Anon 1316366 I am female and thoroughly enjoyed hitting these sleazy fucking cow. I approve.
>> [_] Anon 1316367 >># 234589302 lol@fag
>> [_] Anon 1316377 Is it bad that I had more fun listening to her cry pitifully on the floor, than actually playing the game?
>> [_] Anon 1316381 >># Didn't you already asked that question the last time this was posted?
>> [_] Anon 1316399 she takes it like the bitch she is
>> [_] Anon 1316400 >># No, that was me. Crazy that someone posted almost the exact same question though.
>> [_] Anon 1316403 >/r9k/'s favorite game Yeah, because not like any of them would have the balls to do it IRL, they all just come on here and have a circlejerk of fucking BAWWWWWing. Spare me.
>> [_] Anon 1316405 >># Actual woman-slapping alpha male on the internets? Oh my stars
>> [_] Anon 1316406 I lol'd when she was on the floor sobbing and the game was very excitedly calling me a gangsta with the victory music playing in the background. This, my friends, is how real life should be.
>> [_] Anon 1316407 >># What can I say? They gotta learn to stay in the kitchen somehow you know.
>> [_] Anon 1316438 I reached bud spencer mode
>> [_] Anon 1316440 I don't want to hit her...but then she talks and -slap-
>> [_] Anon 1316455 >># I know, right? I actually lol'd at that part.
>> [_] Anon 1316484 this game made me realize the reason and mean of go back to the kitchen
>> [_] Anon 1316486 This .swf is loading painfully slowly. The anticipation is killing me because of all the positive comments.
>> [_] Anon 1316491 >># here. Is anyone else having trouble loading this? It's not my internet, everything else is working fine. It's only up to 20% after 5 minutes.
>> [_] Anon 1316509 This music is from Nanostray, right? uugghh nostalgia
>> [_] Anon 1316514 So is that Danish or Norwegian? Can't tell.
>> [_] Anon 1316515 hmm she slept with your friend or something and gives you feministic expalanation: its my life first slap her a little take her keys throw her out lock the door and chill even with the police they have to break the door no way for lovers quarrel
>> [_] Anon 1316521 >># Are you talking about the part where she says something along the lines of "Why sould I fuck your friend, he's just as ugly as you!"? See, that'd be a response to an implied accusation. Either way, at first I was like >Yeah whatever, dance with whoever the hell you want to, dancing's for fags, girls, and tribals anyway. But then >Why the hell are you still mouthing off? *100% GANGSTAAAAAA*
>> [_] Anon 1316528 What the HELL??? Jesus on a stick this game makes me feel like the bastard child of a rapist just by playing it!!!
>> [_] Anon 1316529 Needs an English version.
>> [_] Anon 1316537 Why do I have an erection?

File[Hit_the_Bitch.swf] - (7.62 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1311173 Have a great Wednesday night, /f/riends. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1311178 Why is this so much fun? Im not into abusive relationships.. but a snarky bitch is annoying as shit. Thanks
>> [_] Anon 1311182 oh jesus in hell.
>> [_] Anon 1311183 /r/ing backround music
>> [_] Anon 1311188 not gonna lie...I fapped to that.
>> [_] Anon 1311202 >># Hahaha oh god! Awesome edit there, bro! Nice job turning an abusive-relationship message into a game. Really, awesome job, but you could've maybe preserved some of the quality from the original, couldn't you? This looks like shit.
>> [_] Anon 1311204 Jets N Guns victory theme fuck yes
>> [_] Anon 1311214 I fucking lol'd the whole time, bravo
>> [_] Anon 1311216 >># He didn't, it was made to teach people how abuse relationships look am make people aware of violence
>> [_] Anon 1311219 >># Try playing it again, then. The message is completely erased.
>> [_] Anon 1311220 >># guessing you mean the music at the end. here it is. i included the music that plays while you slap her around too in the rar just in case (don't know the name of that one) >MachinaeSupremacy-Jets'n'GunsShopMusic. rar http://www.mediafire.com/?zxjydvj4jnn >># thank you. i hate low quality things too but i couldnt make it look better because i wanted this to be postable on 4chan and for some dumb reason we have a 8 MiB file size limit here. the original movie files etc was about 45 MiB so it was either to exclude a lot of stuff or to use a lot of lossy compression. >># i think he knows that since he used the word "edit" >># more fun that way, hehe.
>> [_] Anon 1311247 5928 yeah so her where her place is GB2 Kitchen
>> [_] Anon 1311249 /f/ is now "THE" sexist board on 4chan, fuck year!
>> [_] Anon 1311254 >bitch is crying at the end finally put her in her place also I came
>> [_] Anon 1311268 143.057 resize to max width and min height, cursor to left edge of window, move around window to left side, then back into window. I'm only rocking one 720p screen here, tho, so if anyone has a multi-hi-res setup, you could probably get easily into the millions. also, use this method for all games which involve fast cursor movements across the screen.
>> [_] Anon 1311274 it's been archived on swfchan now if someone wants to link the thing to people without it 404:ing http://swfchan.com/18/85792/?Hit_the_Bit ch.swf
>> [_] Anon 1311280 my record is 6149 without resizing (edge of the video at the edge of my screen), though i didn't move the mouse myself (so i cheated) the trick is slapping faster and faster, not starting with too much speed but not too little. the optimal would probably be to only increase one pixel each time, ending on the full width of your screen
>> [_] Anon 1311282 My record is OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! .......Fuck I feel summerish for saying that.
>> [_] Anon 1311309 I had a boner
>> [_] Anon 1311316 aw yeah gurl
>> [_] Anon 1311325 Y'know, I'd feel bad hitting her if she wasn't such a massive cunt. Jesus Christ.
>> [_] Anon 1311342 I came so hard. Someone link 49k to this shit, they will get a kick out of this.
>> [_] Anon 1311346 Funny thing is, while this thing was made to make you feel bad about abusing women, that cunt just makes me want to do it MORE.
>> [_] Anon 1311356 >># *r9k Fuck my life.
>> [_] Anon 1311360 Is it bad I left the tab just sitting there after it was over, not restarting, listening to her quietly sob on the floor? Or is it worse that I opened a second tab to do the same thing?
>> [_] Anon 1311362 Why do you make me hurt you?
>> [_] Anon 1311364 >># No, anon, nothing is wrong with what you did. The bitch had it coming.
>> [_] Anon 1311370 >># Shit... now I have 5 up, and it's glorious
>> [_] Anon 1311374 20,244 Right click on the right side and left click on the left for optimum scorage. Extend width of screen without extending height
>> [_] Anon 1311376 >Implying I have the balls to stand up for myself >Implying I wouldn't just stand there with my head down as she reduced me to a pile of shit >Implying I'm not a massive and overly-submissive pussy I hate myself.