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[_] Anon 3492448 kill me some good ones Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3492450 >># >You have killed Kaster Lilah Sanchez, a 12-year old structural engineers from York, PA.
>> [_] Anon 3492481 >You have killed Gaynor Cherilynn Shan, a 75-year old hitman from Waterbury, CT. >You have killed Catrina Mabes, a 14-year old party-leader from Goldsboro, NC. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Kingsly. She was a member of Campus Antiwar Network. >You have killed Miss Luise Taylor-Hudson, a 18-year old ophthalmologist from Gastonia, NC. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association. >You have killed Candi Stormy Alford, a 14-year old ironmaster from Cambridge, MA. She was a member of A.N.S.W.E.R. and Survivors of Incest Anonymous. She was about to get a promotion at her job. >You have killed Sherman Elvin Gutierrez, a 70-year old prostitute from Kent, OH. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Adah.
>> [_] Anon 3492484 >You have killed Hamlin Orson Fann, a 85-year old négociant from Lynn, MA. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 3492488 >># humans are all killers its just the morden one were taught to see it as bad , "killing is bad " is the smae words lefties use to control people , saying that all killing is bad leaving no thought for the human to decide for himself to kill or not
>> [_] Anon 3492489 >># > you killed newal a still unmarried 25 year old bitch that tried to poison her brother
>> [_] Anon 3492490 >># Ow the Edge
>> [_] Anon 3492491 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytdEYapP XdY
>> [_] Anon 3492492 >># Thou Shalt Not Kill is a very very old rule.
>> [_] Anon 3492494 >># >># I am going to give the original poster the benefit of the doubt and not make the assumption I believe you guys did. I don't think he is pro-murder. He was just blunt with his explanation that there are justifications for killing people. The examples I would use would be: Self-Defense, Kidnapping, and Death penalty. >humans are all killers I agree with this in the sense that all men aged 18 - 40 (I don't care to google the exact numbers) in the US are in the Militia and draft-able to be soldiers. Are all men in that range able to shoot a gun or stand up for longer than ten minutes? Not in the US, but They should be physically strong and able to protect their family at least. If their daughter is being kidnapped a man should be physically able to kill the kidnapper. TL;DR You are faggots who completely misunderstood the post.
>> [_] Anon 3492498 >># >humans are all killers >I agree with this Have you killed anyone? I sure haven't, and I hopefully never will. And also he's not saying that, he's saying it's fine to murder because "the lefties" don't like it.
>> [_] Anon 3492501 >># "I have spent roughly the last 40 years of my life working with the most violent of people our society produces: murderers, rapists and so on. In an attempt to understand what causes this violence. I discovered that the most violent of the criminals in our prisons had themselves been victims of a degree of child abuse that was beyond the scale of what I ever thought of applying the term child abuse to. I had no idea of the depth of the depravity with which children in our society are all too often treated. The most violent people I saw were themselves the survivors of their own attempted murder often at the hands of their parents or other people in their social environment or were the survivors of family members who had been killed their closest family members, by other people." ~James Gilligan
>> [_] Anon 3492504 >># >>>humans are all killers >>I agree with this i never said this. You have invented a new argument with yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3492508 >># >i never said this What?
>> [_] Anon 3492513 >># >Why are you doing this? You aren't getting any points. You won't level up if you kill a certain amount of people. They won't hurt you. >You know, Isaak McCall liked video games. Before you killed him, that is. >Eddie Carlton Regimbald might be in Heaven. Or Hell. We don't know. But we do know where his body is. In front of you. Dead. >Have you seen a doctor lately? Your thirst for blood might be a symptom of a serious mental disorder.
>> [_] Anon 3492517 >># how about you explain yourself and how you lack reading comprehension. TL;DR You are a faggot who completely misunderstood my post.
>> [_] Anon 3492519 >># your anger at a simple post is alarming. please don't kill any one today.
>> [_] Anon 3492521 >># >># >># >># > "killing is bad " is the smae words lefties use to control people , saying that all killing is bad leaving no thought for the human to decide for himself to kill or not bro the fuck is wrong with you am right , its your decision to kill or not your call if killing is too much of a panchemant because your human truct yourself having a gun wont make you evil. if someone kill your kids or a gril cheated on will you not beat them to death for the fucking crime of messing with you , this is how human work we make taboos so we live peacefully " fire hurt so don't touch the fire , the first taboo babies learn "
>> [_] Anon 3492522 >># some killers are just edgy kids , someone hurt their feelings so they kill , but am just normal am just not a sheep , killing is hard the same as fighting is hard for coward its impossible >># the lefties use shock to control people you dumbass with words like " toxic masculinity " to call a normal human want for revenge , killing is easy dont lie you can do it to
>> [_] Anon 3492523 >># What am I angry at? Who do you think I will kill?
>> [_] I regret defending retard. 3492524 >># I hope you are not the original post I responded to and defended, because you are retarded.

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[_] Anon 3336184 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3336188 >civilians taking multiple shots to the head unrealistic as can be, you can't even make me feel bad correctly
>> [_] DEIMI 3336192 ez game qhen part 2?
>> [_] Anon 3336194 I killed a 12 year old married technician
>> [_] Anon 3336195 >># God I love 3rd world countries,
>> [_] Anon 3336199 >># I killed a 13 year old Prime Minister.
>> [_] Anon 3336200 >Why are you doing this? Because I can.
>> [_] Anon 3336201 >># >You have killed Diena Willetta Pichocki, a 75-year old dressman from Philadelphia, PA. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Reynard, and her children, Juergen, Fabrice, and Hershel. She was a member of HeroBox, United States Environmental Protection Agency and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation. I'm a hero
>> [_] Anon 3336214 Doesnt work too well when you kill one person
>> [_] Anon 3336221 >You have killed Dr. Jory Sayer Acklin, a 13-year old governor from Melbourne, FL. That's actually pretty impressive.
>> [_] Anon 3336226 how to shoot yourself?
>> [_] Anon 3336240 >You have killed Trevor Bussewitz, a 93-year old underwear model from Ponce zona urbana, PR.
>> [_] Anon 3336241 >no reward for walking forward without shooting anyone This isn't a game its crap
>> [_] Anon 3336242 >killed an 11 year old stripper
>> [_] Anon 3336243 >You have killed Nona Fangio, a 59-year old cyclist from Newark, DE. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association, Peace Action and Gold Star Families for Peace. And nothing of value was lost.
>> [_] Anon 3336248 they were all black. i had no choice but to shoot them
>> [_] Anon 3336249 JUST THINK IF ONE OF THEM HAD A GUN THEY COULD STOP ME
>> [_] Anon 3336250 >You have killed Mr. Von Fitzsimmons II, a 10-year old gravedigger from Camden, NJ. He was a member of Future of Freedom Foundation.
>> [_] Anon 3336254 I got an erection killing all these cia niggers
>> [_] Anon 3336302 >You have killed Nicky Hans, a 18-year old cryptozoologist from Lancaster, CA. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Renee. He was a member of International Primate Protection League. kek
>> [_] Anon 3336303 You have killed Callida Keim, a 12-year old chief executive officer from Portsmouth, NH. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Herold, and her children, Caesar, Britney, Lenny, Austine, Clyde, Kath, and Guglielma. a vagina is not a clown car
>> [_] Anon 3336309 >># >You have killed Tobias Marriott, a 10-year old switchboard operator from Chicago, IL. lolwut
>> [_] Anon 3336311 Sure am killing a lot of ancient old people. Good.
>> [_] Anon 3336316 Anybody know the flash where the girl is kidnapped and the voice over makes it seem like an instructional film? He said he was going to give back my passport but it was a joke. _A JOKE_
>> [_] Anon 3336323 You have killed Ansel Modl, a 16-year old magnate from Cedar Falls, IA. He will be succeeded by his children, Damara, Harri, Maria, Ronny, Collin, Antonin, Morgan, and Clarisse. He was a member of Military Order of Foreign Wars. Holy shit, I live 20 minutes from there
>> [_] Anon 3336328 >># >># why tho
>> [_] Anon 3336329 >># As though anyone else can?

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[_] Anonymouse !!WpdDyYJDgIu 3239144 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3239150 fun game :)
>> [_] Anon 3239174 yeah game kind of loses its effect, not that it really had any to begin with, when you you kill people like "an 11 year old Optician"
>> [_] Anon 3239182 ''You have killed Linette Scrivens III, a 11-year old odontologist from Tucson, AZ. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Costa. She was a member of Korean War Veterans Association''. KEK
>> [_] Anon 3239185 >an 11 year old exotic dancer oooh, i think i might have seen her before
>> [_] Anon 3239190 >You have killed Felipe Ezekiel Miki, a 16-year old sexologist from Newburgh, NY. Damn, now I are sad
>> [_] Anon 3239192 >You have killed Pavia Vajentic III, a 17-year old ecologist from Miami, FL. She was a member of Campus Antiwar Network, International Gay, and Lesbian Refugee Council.
>> [_] Anon 3239193 >># don't be, you did the right thing, he was a fucking pedo
>> [_] Anon 3239245 THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAH
>> [_] Anon 3239249 >You have killed Standford Sasson, a 73-year old batman from Louisville, KY. He was a member of American Consumer Institute. >73-year old batman
>> [_] Anon 3239250 >You have killed Madam Margaret Karol Vaserfirer, a 61-year old gangster from Irving, TX. She will be succeeded by her husband, Ritch. She was a member of Not in Our Name. I did this game a fucking favor
>> [_] Anon 3239260 >You have killed Ms. Gloria Colene Jalalizadeh II, a 15-year old border patrol police officer from Laredo, TX. She was a member of Better Business Bureau.
>> [_] Anon 3239266 You have killed Sidney Nels Kellerman, a 13-year old underwear model from Hampton, VA. He was a member of National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee.
>> [_] Anon 3239267 >># Batman is an actual job
>> [_] Anon 3239268 >You have killed Fred Yim, a 60-year old flight attendant from Bay City, MI. He was a member of Sons of Confederate Veterans. I didn't realize liberals sympathized with the South so much.
>> [_] Anon 3239283 >You have killed Mrs. Bernardina Coleen Jarvie II, a 13-year old banker from Gadsden, AL. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Thorpe, and her children, Torre, and Rufus. She was a member of Center on Conscience & War. >You have killed Melicent Feil, a 11-year old zookeeper from Davenport, IA. >You have killed Ms. Stephana Cecily Wesolowski, a 14-year old chief technology officer from Hickory, NC. She was a member of American Legion. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway. >You have killed Jami Nakonecznyj, a 12-year old ufologist from West Palm Beach, FL. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Claudius, and her children, Frances, and Romona. She was a member of Animal Liberation Press Office. >You have killed Zacharie Wallas Nettles, a 15-year old porn star from Bakersfield, CA. He was a member of Jewish War Veterans of the USA.
>> [_] Anon 3239286 >># I once killed a "14-year old Porn Star"

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>> [_] Anon 3228461 You have killed Buddy Okada III, a 15-year old pimp from St. Paul, MN >mfw
>> [_] Anon 3228464 >># You killed a good and caring daddy. BULLSHIT ULTRA FAILED ATTACK!
>> [_] Anon 3228472 >># ahh the wonders of RNG text
>> [_] Anon 3228474 >Why are you killing all of these innocent people? They may mean nothing to you, but they mean the world to their families.
>> [_] Anon 3228484 >># Well, I just killed a drug dealer, so I feel pretty good.
>> [_] Anon 3228490 >># Hard to feel bad for people and their families when they don't actually exist.
>> [_] Anon 3228492 >># is this what every mass murderer keep saying to himself?
>> [_] Anon 3228495 >># In a game people and families are just lines of code. If you can't tell the difference between real life and video games you probably have a higher chance of being a mass murderer.
>> [_] Anon 3228497 >># it was not supposed to be a serious question, just like the one you replied to previously
>> [_] Anon 3228506 >their blood will stain your hands forever thx
>> [_] Anon 3228526 >this shitty game again Slaughter is only funny for so long, it gets boring eventually. They should up the difficulty by adding police so you actually have to move, and maybe better guns after a certain amount of kills.
>> [_] Anon 3228527 >Shoot everybody >Stop this, you are hurting their families etc >Do nothing >Stop hurting people. You disgust me. Pretentious crap
>> [_] Anon 3228531 >Obvious communist civil disarmament propaganda is obvious. >btw I didn't stop killing until my arm got mildly tired.
>> [_] Anon 3228533 >taking this game seriously in any way, shape or form this is why gamergate happened
>> [_] Anon 3228545 >Dr. Archibald Richie Cigay, a 11-year old gynecologist top kek
>> [_] Anon 3228546 You have killed Valeda Kylila Lisenchuk, a 13-year old poulterer from Warwick, RI. She will be succeeded by her children, Theodor, Anetta, Elbert, Gary, Tomkin, Carey, Idelle, and Merry.
>> [_] Anon 3228547 >You have killed Bev Cristal Knapp, a 10-year old composer from DeKalb, IL. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Dawson. Why don't you have a seat right over there?
>> [_] Anon 3228555 >shitty text >hipster "retro" pixel dudes >can't do a genocide run shit game undertale did it better
>> [_] Anon 3228566 >># Jesus, some of these guys are fucking tanks. >80 year old man who takes 10 bullets to kill
>> [_] Anon 3228569 >gladiator >interrogator >porn star >pimp kek'd

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[_] Anon 3189718 >tfw play a game with some cute girls in it >want to jack it to one >go to Gelbooru >spend HALF A FUCKING HOUR LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT GODDAMN TAG >jack it to her wiki page FUCKING GELBOORU Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3189723 >># >You have killed Ebenezer Quill Wittman Sr., a 85-year old model from Lompoc, CA. must be one of these GDILFs
>> [_] Anon 3189725 >># I killed an 11 year old girl and was told her husband would kill himself soon after. Wh....wha?
>> [_] Anon 3189727 >># Muslims.
>> [_] Anon 3189730 >You have killed Vic Sheffield Surray, a 95-year old joker from Savannah, GA. He was a member of Animal Liberation Press Office, GI Rights Network, International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation and European Environment Agency. Where do I get my medal?
>> [_] Anon 3189768 You have killed Bradford Timmy Quigley, a 12-year old construction worker from Ocala, FL. He was a member of Marine Corps League. Okay then...
>> [_] Anon 3189769 Yeah, I think the ages should be fixed to fit with descriptions.
>> [_] Anon 3189772 >># Thanks OP. That was pretty fun.
>> [_] Anon 3189774 >># >That was pretty fun. See a doctor.
>> [_] Anon 3189776 You have killed Fatima Austin Legrove III, a 94-year old terminator from Winston-Salem, NC. She was about to get a promotion at her job.
>> [_] Anon 3189782 You have killed Briggs Vernen Sharma, a 13-year old hitman from Richland, WA. He will be succeeded by his children, Maxfield, Tyne, Petey, Rosanne, Fyodor, Lanita, Selene, and Mordecai. He was a member of United States Power Squadrons, Knights of Pythias, Cocaine Anon and Consumers Union. damn, what a life
>> [_] Anon 3189791 >># You have killed Janka Mia, a 22-year old gangster from Monterey, CA. She will be succeeded by her husband, Rochester. and nothing of value was lost
>> [_] Anon 3189793 >You have killed Darcee Sidonia Susanto, a 95-year old homeopath from Middletown, OH. >homeopath guess the bullets weren't diluted enough
>> [_] Anon 3189809 >You have killed Gere Hubal, a 10-year old marksman from Oshkosh, WI. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Coralie. He was a member of International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission, Coalition to Abolish the Fur Trade and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation.
>> [_] Anon 3189817 >># You have killed Mersey Gilmore Sr., a 13-year old prosecutor from Myrtle Beach, SC. She will be succeeded by her daughter, Susette. She was a member of Center on Conscience & War.
>> [_] Anon 3189820 Well a few days back as Adam Jenson I pretty much exterminated everyone in the game I could - it was run killing the police and it was great there were men and women to kill, not sexist. :) I wonder if any of them had dogs....
>> [_] Anon 3189844 You have killed Reese Ellis, a 49-year old marine biologist from Little Rock, AR. He will be succeeded by his children, Kincaid, Laurianne, Ceil, Leslie, Melosa, Cammie, Tommi, and Purcell. He was a member of Code Pink: Women for Peace. >He was a member of Code Pink: Women for Peace. >He

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[_] Anon 3169658 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3169662 what's the message here?
>> [_] Anon 3169665 it's a very deep, sexy hidden message one of which you must hide your eyelids and kneecaps to fully comprehend lest they get..... bonked
>> [_] Anon 3169668 >># God, I just can't stop.
>> [_] Anon 3169672 http://i.imgur.com/Ja0MzIt.png I call bullshit
>> [_] Anon 3169687 >># I think it's trying to say that killing in a video game is bad. I guess it's just some shit put together with not much tought put behind it. Maybe there's something deeper than that, but it just all there was to the game, and some dialog made it clear that the voice belittling you knew it was a video game.
>> [_] Anon 3169690 It's trying to say that there are consequences for your actions and that I shouldn't be so unphased about killing, but it's pixels and pixels aren't people so it doesn't matter. Also it said that one of the "people" I "killed" was in PETA as if that's not even more motivation for murder.
>> [_] Anon 3169714 "You have killed Shirlene US, a 13-year old porn star from Lafayette, LA. She was a member of Chautauqua Institute and Chamber of Commerce."
>> [_] Anon 3169728 >You have killed Linet Selkirk Jr., a 15-year old composer from Indianapolis, IN. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Willdon. She was a member of National Coalition for Homeless Veterans. wow really makes you think.
>> [_] Anon 3169733 Could use a level-up system, a scoreboard, and a reason to kill, like, a lifebar that goes down if they get past you.
>> [_] Anon 3169753 >># We have fun in Indy.
>> [_] Anon 3169762 I only shoot them once. I don't to know about their life. __

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[_] Anon 3163460 ... Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3163469 >You have killed Sir Patricio Lewis Vallet, a 18-year old odontologist from Arlington, VA. He was a member of Artistic American Veterans. His18th birthday would have been in 1 days
>> [_] Anon 3163472 >she was a member of the loyal order of the moose
>> [_] Anon 3163473 >a lighthouse keeper from Boulder Colorado >you have killed Dr. Taylor Hunder, a 13 year old executive from Roanoke VA. He will be succeeded by his children, Leon, Chriss, Slade, and Spike. He was a member of American Ex-Prisoners of War.
>> [_] Anon 3163474 >going on a stroll >minding my own business holding a gun >everyone's minding their own business >nobody's getting suspicious >accidentally shoot someone >no hard feelings he just strolls by without making a hassle it's good to be white
>> [_] Anon 3163530 >You have killed Adolph Pelkie, a 11-year old estate agent from Hartford, CT. He was a member of The Society of Hispanic Veterans.
>> [_] Anon 3163532 >You have killed Vanessa Dorrie Trahan, a 16-year old statistician from Redding, CA. She will be succeeded by her children, Barnabe, Audie, Kit, Doll, and Kyrstin. bitch be fuckin
>> [_] Anon 3163540 >You have killed Anatoly Broughton, a 20-year old housewife from Lynn, MA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Ingunna. His20th birthday would have been in 2 days. >You have killed Roselyn Mansell, a 12-year old underwear model from Lorain, OH. >You have killed Dela Cornell Sr., a 93-year old gigolo from Lancaster, OH. She was a member of American Automobile Association.
>> [_] Anon 3163559 The combinations are randomized I think.
>> [_] Anon 3163560 >You have killed Artur Ulrick Boinnard III, a 65-year old ecologist from Belleville, IL. He was a member of Animal Aid, Catholic Association for International Peace, Atlas Economic Research Foundation and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation. And nothing was lost.
>> [_] Anon 3163561 >You have killed a 91-year-old web designer
>> [_] Anon 3163562 >You have killed Miss Anne-Marie Dufloth III, a 13-year old oncologist from Albany, NY. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years.
>> [_] Anon 3163563 >You have killed Babara Catha Moreno, a 12-year old health inspector from Melbourne, FL. Her12nd birthday would have been in 6 days. >12nd
>> [_] Anon 3163565 >You have killed Sir Reilly Kaidannek II, a 49-year old farmer from Marietta, OH. He was a member of Sons of Confederate Veterans. Good desu.
>> [_] Anon 3163566 You have killed Mrs. Vally Jemie Gerhart, a 14-year old disc jockey from Fort Smith, AR. She was a member of The National Grange of the Order of Patrons of Husbandry.
>> [_] Anon 3163569 You have killed Garold Gavriel Maginley, a 15-year old beauty therapist from Los Angeles, CA. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Ofilia. He was a member of Animal Aid. You have killed Wolf Gil Earnhardt, a 12-year old cardinal from Petaluma, CA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Deni. He was a member of Debtors Anonymous. You have killed Hadrian Dimitrou Hinz, a 12-year old bookbinder from Youngstown, OH. You have killed Sergent Upton Guzman, a 15-year old game warden from Irvine, CA. He will be succeeded by his wife, Susy.
>> [_] Anon 3163570 >You have killed Geoff Stewart Czychun, a 13-year old investment banker from Lawrence, MA. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Kiri, and his children, Morse, Roxy, and Siffre. He was a member of Center on Animal Liberation Affairs. >You have killed Mariam Siobhan Nearing Jr., a 89-year old gladiator from Amarillo, TX. She was a member of HeroBox. >You have killed Dione Molli Addison, a 52-year old priest from Little Rock, AR. She was a member of GI Rights Network. >You have killed Dr. Stevy Patenaude, a 21-year old king from Newport News, VA. He was a member of Underwriters Laboratories
>> [_] Anon 3163571 >You have killed Sigrid Anabella Boehms, a 95-year old controller from Medford, OR. She was a member of Not in Our Name and National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee. Her life was just starting to look up again, too...
>> [_] Anon 3163579 You have killed an 11-year old superintendent.

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[_] Anon 3139567 what kind of life is this? You have killed Georgetta Sheila Shealy, a 12-year old lifeguard from Peoria, IL. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] nes-t 3139570 >># You have killed Daphne Leontine Deguines, a 10-year old hatter from Wilmington, DE. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Giavani.
>> [_] Anon 3139577 >># What a little dirty child whore.
>> [_] Anon 3139589 You have killed Dr. Sonya Gusti Mc Ginn, a 18-year old massage therapist from Reno, NV. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Reese. She was a member of Funeral Consumers Alliance. Good thing she's apart of the Funeral Consumers Alliance
>> [_] Anon 3139591 >saving multiple copies of the same flash
>> [_] Anon 3139592 >># t-t-that's not true.
>> [_] Anon 3139594 Why are people walking into my bullets, I'm literally shooting at the same place
>> [_] Anon 3139596 >You have killed Caprice Andreasen, a 12-year old bounty hunter from Glens Falls, NY. She was a member of Students for a Democratic Society. Not much of a bounty hunter, to be honest senpai.
>> [_] Anon 3139598 You have killed Serene Siemer, a 10-year old urban planner from Casper, WY. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Jessee, and her children, Corrie, Jamey, Flore, Taddeo, and Gabriell. She was a member of Long Island Alliance for Peaceful Alternatives.
>> [_] Anon 3139600 >># peaceful alternatives huh.
>> [_] Anon 3139603 You have killed Mr. Gasper Freixe, a 17-year old batman from New London, CT. He was a member of Military Order of the World Wars. So i guess i killed Batman.
>> [_] Anon 3139611 You have killed Miss Valerye Kurauchi Sr., a 10-year old flutist from Corpus Christi , TX. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Frederico. She was a member of Order of Heptasophs. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 3139615 >He was a member of The Society of Hispanic Veterans and Marijuana Anonymous. ???
>> [_] Anon 3139618 You have killed Mr. Isadore Gil Pfeilschifter, a 12-year old prostitute from Belleville, IL. He was a member of Long Island Alliance for Peaceful Alternatives, American Ex-Prisoners of War and Gay Straight Alliance Network International. o-okay
>> [_] Anon 3139620 You have killed Ernie Mendel Zagorsek, a 10-year old librettist from Middletown, CT. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Kirsteni, and his children, Arabele, and Dianna. He was a member of Survivors of Incest Anonymous, Coalition to Abolish the Fur Trade and Knights of the Kappa Alpha Order. Huh.
>> [_] Anon 3139631 >># I just shoot people once and let them go on their merry way
>> [_] Anon 3139638 You have killed Elizabeth Britta deRosenroll Jr., a 12-year old master of business administration from Fayetteville, NC.
>> [_] Anon 3139647 all these members of organizations, where the hell am i? I couldn't find this many people in 4 cities that i just killed in 5 minutes.
>> [_] Anon 3139674 You have killed Vilma Negrich, a 13-year old educationalist from Lancaster, PA. She was a member of Associated Builders and Contractors. Who was the dumbass who programmed children into the algorithm with professional careers and memberships. Too lazy to have a separate algorithm for children? You don't even need a list for sports clubs or shit like that. Just be like "You killed a 13-year old. Faggot."
>> [_] Anon 3139676 >># hot
>> [_] Anon 3139678 You have killed Dr. Freemon Macnicoll, a 11-year old manufacturer from Lawrence, MA. He was a member of Knights of Pythias.
>> [_] Anon 3139680 You have killed Miss Thea Swick, a 12-year old level designer from Jonesboro, AR. She will be succeeded by her children, Ethan, Becca, and Jami. She was a member of Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors. That kid was getting busy.
>> [_] Anon 3139681 You have killed Malcolm Lawrence Lindell III, a 13-year old customs officer from Cumberland, MD. He was a member of The National Grange of the Order of Patrons of Husbandry.
>> [_] Anon 3139687 You have killed Sancho Steip, a 10-year old porn star Slidell, LA. He will be succeeded by his children, Dorree, and Vibhu. He was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation. Do I win?
>> [_] Anon 3139691 >># i knew the lgbt was full of pedophiles
>> [_] Anon 3139692 You have killed Sir Silvanus Parrnell Shackley, a 17-year old school principal from Cedar Rapids, IA. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Ashlee, and his children, Paton, and Kimmo. He was a member of International Gay, Lesbian Refugee Council. Is this what private school is like?
>> [_] Anon 3139703 >You have killed Dr. Ninnette Nevrela, a 11-year old gondolier from Tulsa, OK. Lel
>> [_] Anon 3139715 You have killed Kasey Merna Sunstrum, a 16-year old underwriter from Reading, PA. WTF is an "underwriiter"
>> [_] Anon 3139718 >># http://lmgtfy.com/?q=underwriter
>> [_] Anon 3139724 You have killed Sir Maxwell Blakeslee, a 32-year old batman from Iowa City, IA. >32-year old batman >batman holy crap
>> [_] Anon 3139725 You have killed Mrs. Betteann Corie Golas, a 17-year old president from Nampa, ID. >17-year old president
>> [_] Anon 3139726 >># >http://lmgtfy.com/?q=underwriter Will never go to sleep without learning something new...
>> [_] Anon 3139727 >You have killed Marthena Kati Plante, a 17-year old joggler from Lebanon, PA. Joggler?
>> [_] Anon 3139728 You have killed Mr. Sholom Joseph Kasbia, a 12-year old bank teller from Sharon, PA. He will be succeeded by his wife, Nisa, and his children, Averell, and Leah.
>> [_] Anon 3139729 You have killed Agamemnon Cornellis Lovell, a 30-year old system designer from Muncie, IN. I have to admit, Agamemnon IS a cool name
>> [_] Anon 3139730 >># Good, she was a waste of life. I felt no pain while killing, am I a monster now?
>> [_] Anon 3139731 You have killed Charmian Cristal Yarbrough, a 86-year old oracle from Waukesha, WI. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Demetre, and her children, Buddy, Tome, and Brandy. guess she was a shitty oracle if she couldn't even prevent her own death
>> [_] Anon 3139733 notice all of them are not contributing to society at all.
>> [_] Anon 3139739 You have killed Alis Charlena Lockhart, a 11-year old publicist from Annapolis, MD. She was a member of American Veterans For Equal Rights and American G.I. Forum.
>> [_] Anon 3139746 You have killed Conrad Pernell Jr., a 15-year old dramatist from Portland, ME. He will be succeeded by his children, Nelson, Mohan, and Cobbie. Dagg Ripa III You have killed Chet Setiawan, a 19-year old monk from Kansas City, MO. He was a member of American G.I. Forum.
>> [_] Anon 3139764 >># It said barman you blind fuck.

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[_] Anon 3079190 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3079198 You have killed Dianna Dorion, a 92-year old exotic dancer from Evanston, IL. She will be succeeded by her husband, Lancelot. She was a member of Group for the education of animal related issues. You have killed Patrick Lisch III, a 11-year old sexton from Anderson, IN. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Andriana.
>> [_] Anon 3079204 >># You have killed Mr. Lucius McKibben Jr., a 12-year old astronaut from Monroe, LA. He was a member of Quackwatch, Inc.. He will be dearly missed.
>> [_] Anon 3079209 >She was a member of the Foundation for Trans and Queer empowerment Day of the rope Also, this isn't video games. I killed like 50 people and I didn't win, 0/10
>> [_] Anon 3079210 >># You have killed Huey Dion Jr., a 11-year old internist from Asheville, NC. He was a member of Knights of the Kappa Alpha Order and Center for Libertarian Studies.
>> [_] Anon 3079215 >># you dont let anyone by. that's how you win. the game doesn't have an ending
>> [_] Anon 3079217 You have killed Nevin Brant Haren, a 83-year old dictator from Hamilton, OH. He was a member of Iraq Peace Action Coalition.
>> [_] Anon 3079223 >># I won for like 5 minutes and got bored. If somebody actually feels emotional weight from this they might be too sensitive for the internet. IT'S A FUCKING FLASH GAME
>> [_] Anon 3079262 >># >waaaaaaaaaaah ban all guns they're bad! Funny how they made the shooter white in this.
>> [_] Anon 3079264 >># you have killed johnston lamar, a 10 year old terminator from sheboygon, WI
>> [_] Anon 3079274 You have killed Edith Whitney, a 10-year old beauty specialist from Northampton, MA. She was a member of Anon for Animal Rights.
>> [_] Anon 3079279 wheres the score
>> [_] Anon 3079292 >># /pol/ please go
>> [_] Anon 3079303 >you have killed a 11yo meteorologist >she will be succeeded by her husband and kids hmmmm
>> [_] Anon 3079306 You have killed Miss Nadiya Evey Rynties, a 12-year old music director from Hamilton, OH. btaha lolwut?
>> [_] Anon 3079322 Why are all the people I murder old as fuck?
>> [_] Anon 3079326 > You have killed Donald Lanoue, a 44-year old handyman from Ann Arbor, MI. He was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation. Good riddance I say
>> [_] Anon 3079327 is this supposed to stir up emotion, because I find it hard to take any vg seriously. It ends up just being humorous how serious they take the murder.

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[_] Guns don't kill people, we do Anon 3064393 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3064395 Too easy
>> [_] Anon 3064401 You have killed Sissie Flowell, a 12-year old librettist from Lewiston, ME. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Raj. Sissie Folwell never got to say goodbye to her friends and family. >Before Raj kidnapped her at the age of 7 from their native country of India. Where are all the not innocent people/lonely people/dickholes that cut you off in traffic? Why is everyone I kill a member of a group, have a good job, and caring family members? Why haven't the police stopped me?
>> [_] Anon 3064407 >># http://prntscr.com/ats85s They literally have to walk over the bodies of the fallen, yet they keep coming.
>> [_] Anon 3064411 You have killed Binni Ekaterina Bomstein, a 12-year old internist from Newburgh, NY. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Keil, and her children, Nahum, Hewitt, and Rustie. She was a member of Animal Defense League. Feelsbadman.
>> [_] Anon 3064419 >># You have killed Elissa hughs the 10 year old exotic dancer. ...........where the heck am i
>> [_] Anon 3064420 You have killed Bobinette Kearns, a 95-year old pimp from Neenah, WI. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Ulberto, and her children, Phylis, Tobe, Marlena, Kristen, and Elwyn. damn, it's a family buisness
>> [_] Anon 3064422 You have killed Martin Gowin, a 16-year old graphic artist from Columbia, MO. He will be succeeded by his children, Morissa, Steven, Weston, Mufinella, and Burta. I think I've done the world a favour.
>> [_] Anon 3064425 >># To be completely honest this is really loaded. I can see how this game was designed to trigger a specific audience. I definitely wouldn't see this in any future gaming magazines. Butt just take a moment and think about it. This man may be going through a lot, maybe he got fired from work. Maybe he's single and alone, about to burst from the frustration, living his life on automatic. All it takes is one quick action to save a man from taking a slide down this slope. We could all learn a lesson from this, charging handle.
>> [_] Anon 3064429 >You have killed Charlean Adelina Dunlap, a 14-year old private detective from Cincinnati, OH. She was a member of Air Force Sergeants Association. why the fuck was a 14 year old hired as a detective?
>> [_] Anon 3064436 >># Google Naoto Shirogane
>> [_] Anon 3064455 >># Please stop anon I can't take it.
>> [_] Anon 3064457 >You have killed Meggy Searl, a 15-year old governor from Eau Claire, WI. She will be succeeded by her children, Cherilynn, Lisabeth, Tait, Oswald, Augustin, Ransom, and Shane. The funeral will be held next Saturday. Wisconsin has some explaining to do
>> [_] Anon 3064460 >># >7 kids >9 months each >5.25 years >Pregnant at 9.75 >GOVERNOR Fucking Wisconsin.
>> [_] Anon 3064463 >># >you have killed a hotelier from Paradise, CA BUT YOU CAN NEVER LE-HEAVE
>> [_] Anon 3064472 >You have killed Broddy Nicholas Choe Jr., a 24-year old stripper from State College, PA. kek
>> [_] Anon 3064476 You have killed Collin Rosvick, a 16-year old pope from Grand Rapids, MI. He will be succeeded by his wife, Perla. He was a member of Common Dreams, Grand Army of the Republic and The World Can't Wait.
>> [_] Anon 3064477 Amanda Jungmeisteris is missed. Why did you have to kill her?
>> [_] Anon 3064480 You have killed Gill Cabral, a 10-year old journalist from Kannapolis, NC. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Kaitlyn, and his son, Marion.
>> [_] Anon 3064486 >># >You have killed Blare Gabriello Schemena, a 10-year old stockbroker from Wichita Falls, TX. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Malory. He was a member of Sons of Confederate Veterans. That's one badass 10 year old.
>> [_] Anon 3064492 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 3064503 >You have killed Matthiew Joseph Mandeville III, a 14-year old scientist from Texarkana, AR. He was a member of Cocaine Anonymous. An accomplished and afflicted young individual indeed.
>> [_] Anon 3064510 >You killed some 63 year old from loveland Colorado Holy shit I used to live there
>> [_] Anon 3064511 >># >Anon killed himself when they went to visit an old town they use to live in. THIS GAME TELLS THE FUTURE.
>> [_] Anon 3064514 >># Yeah they included some random towns from my state, actually pretty nice.
>> [_] Anon 3064519 >You have killed Stephanus Abel Muselik, a 72-year old pornographer from New Bedford, MA. He was a member of Mennonite Central Committee, Vietnam Veterans Against the War and Cato Institute – Minarchist.
>> [_] Anon 3064522 In a world where child labor laws never existed. A world where everyone is a pedophile. One man rises, The sole voice of reason. Coming April 18, 2016 Enter the the critical moments as the lone gunman holds his ground for all he sees as right. A man recently put out of work and unable to feed his family. A man who can't stand the sight of his 7 and 8 year old pregnant daughters. The Fleeting moment as the world goverment sends armies of children slowly plodding towards certain doom. Will he have success or fail only you decide. Ebert and Roper 2 thumbs up Rotten Tomatoes- Then they literally climbed over the other dead kids to get to him. That 10 year old had 4 kids how? Rolling Stones- I feel it's a jjuxtapose of tropes of social media and yet I feel everyone would learn so much by playing it. NRA-The fact you don't have to kill anyone in the game is never commented on. xXx_Pussyslayer_xXx- EPIC
>> [_] Anon 3064526 If you mash the R button for about 5 seconds, you can get up to 20 shots before reloading again. Try this while clicking rapidly for some genocide fun.
>> [_] Anon 3064529 You know someone could have stopped you if they had a gun. I don't think this game is making a good point.
>> [_] Anon 3064530 >># >All those people and not one nigger, kike, or gook Do you suck dicks?
>> [_] Anon 3064531 >># >You have killed Roland Ambros Skeoch, a 12-year old cabinetmaker from Goldsboro, NC. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Corissa. fucker
>> [_] Anon 3064532 >># >You have killed Dr. Stephannie Goldberg, a 26-year old scribe from DeKalb, IL. No see I can make shit up too.
>> [_] Anon 3064533 >You have killed Adrianne Staci Lorimer, a 12-year old pornographer from Corvallis, OR.
>> [_] Anon 3064535 >># Aren't they all exactly the same though? Literally no difference in the characters, just flavor text this game is a bleak distopian future where everyone is the same
>> [_] Anon 3064536 You have killed Hana Tresa Purchasing, a 10-year old automotive designer from Charleston, WV. She will be succeeded by her children, Dasi, and Nova >10 year old
>> [_] Anon 3064537 You have killed Willdon Mittleider, a 10-year old conductor from Pueblo, CO. He will be succeeded by his children, Madelaine, Leslie, and Andi. He was a member of Military Order of the Purple Heart, Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change and Debtors Anonymous. Something tells me he needed to die.
>> [_] Anon 3064546 >># A 10 year old has accomplished more than many will in a lifetime why live...
>> [_] Anon 3064570 You have killed Yehudi Alister Ecocafe III, a 13-year old funeral director from Olathe, KS. He was a member of National Coordinating Committee to End the War in Vietnam.
>> [_] Anon 3064577 >># I like your post. This game could be fleshed out.
>> [_] Anon 3064579 You have killed Allegra McKeen III, a 15-year old underwear model from Boulder, CO. An actual true tragedy :(
>> [_] Anon 3064593 >># So i killed a 12 year old hydraulic engineer with 3 kids. and this 16 year old web coder who was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years
>> [_] Anon 3064599 You have killed Harald Dominique Db, a 91-year old prostitute from Loveland, CO.
>> [_] Anon 3064615 i could almost hear the games dissapointment as i stopped killing people immediately after the first one, then the text went on saying "HOW MANY MORE INNOCENTS MUST YOU KILL?" just 1 i suppose
>> [_] Anon 3064620 Man if you want to make me fell something for a computer game at least make the people walk in both sides of the road
>> [_] Anon 3064623 You have killed Miss Lenka Inna Tapner, a 15-year old prostitute from Leominster, MA. She will be succeeded by her husband, Bartholomeus. She was a member of Friends of Animals.

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[_] Anon 3062360 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3062370 Ooo, yea-a-h..
>> [_] Anon 3062376 You have killed Leonora Rozalin Borman, a 11-year old sports commentator from Bridgeton, NJ. She will be succeeded by her husband, Spense, and her children, Charles, Osbourne, Raquela, and Brad. She was a member of Buchanan Center for Political Economy and Knights of Columbus. Her life was just starting to look up again, too... lolwut
>> [_] Anon 3062392 Was this supposed to make me feel bad?
>> [_] Anon 3062394 ez game lmao so easy noobs
>> [_] Anon 3062396 Where is the High School Version?
>> [_] Anon 3062400 You have killed Matthew Westcott Sr., a 83-year old stripper from Bristol, VA. He was a member of Knights of the Maccabees.
>> [_] Anon 3062402 You have killed Elle Wernik Sr., a 12-year old stripper from Clarksville, TN. She was a member of Intermuseum Conservation Association and Anti-War Committee.
>> [_] Anon 3062421 >># You have killed Ilene Eloisa McNerlan Jr., a 96-year old acrobat from Virginia Beach, VA. She was a member of GROW.
>> [_] Anon 3062422 >># You have killed Nikki Andrzej Kiang, a 14-year old philanthropist from Miami, FL. He will be succeeded by his wife, Ardenia. He was a member of Military Order of the World Wars and Compassion Over Killing. man, 14 years old and already married, what a life
>> [_] Anon 3062433 It's hard to feel softy for people continually running into a guy with a gun, even after being shot
>> [_] Anon 3062436 You have killed Dr. Blaine Gardiner Glew, a 10-year old matador from Hickory, NC. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Faith. He was a member of Imperial Society of Teachers of Dancing.
>> [_] Anon 3062437 This game really makes you think. It probably wouldn't have nearly the longevity it's enjoyed if the backstory generation wasn't so hilariously badly programmed.
>> [_] Anon 3062450 >You have killed Vitoria Allina Kowalczewski Jr., a 70-year old firefighter from Lancaster, OH. She was a member of AMVETS and Cato Institute – Minarchist. My bullets fly straight and true.
>> [_] Anon 3062452 >># What? You hadn't already lived a full and meaningful life by 11? git gud pleb
>> [_] Anon 3062453 >># Yeah I bet he put all his points into Dex.
>> [_] Anon 3062472 You have killed Madam Demetris Denver, a 32-year old joggler from Port St. Lucie, FL. She was a member of Consumer Watchdog and AMVETS. What the fuck is a joggler?
>> [_] Anon 3062483 >># just searched for it, seem like it's a sport mixing jogging and juggling.
>> [_] Anon 3062484 >># >You have killed Harriette Zonda Statile, a 95-year old civil engineer from Pasadena, CA. She was a member of Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. as do mine
>> [_] Anon 3062486 You don't even get apprehended, if you let them walk by you. They just let your spree continue. Shit game/10.
>> [_] Anon 3062497 You have killed Krissie Beckman, a 13-year old optician from Longmont, CO. She will be succeeded by her husband, Renato, and her children, Osborne, Hillary, and Nona. 2deep4me
>> [_] Anon 3062503 I shot a dude four times and he still passed me nonchalantly. Respect.
>> [_] Anon 3062510 You have killed Miss Dael Loveland Sr., a 11-year old landlord from Orlando, FL. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Matthaeus. She was a member of Public Patent Foundation
>> [_] Anon 3062511 >># >tfw no 11 year old landlord gf
>> [_] Anon 3062513 You have killed Dr. Hubert Soin, a 10-year old beauty therapist from Dayton, OH. He was a member of Port Militarization Resistance.
>> [_] Anon 3062516 >You have killed Emelita Myriam Steklasa, a 12-year old spy from Warren, OH. Wow, Ohio seems to really want those nuclear launch codes.....
>> [_] Anon 3062517 You have killed Coleman Pham, a 14-year old coachman from Amarillo, TX. He was a member of Underwriters Laboratories, Competitive Enterprise Institute and AARP. Literally an AARP card carrying member at the age of 14. They grow up so fast.
>> [_] Anon 3062519 >># >You have killed Dr. Alexis Szot, a 11-year old crafter from Titusville, FL. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Kaleena. He was a member of Public Patent Foundation, National Consumers League, International Society for Cryptozoology and Public Patent Foundation. kekus maximus
>> [_] Anon 3062527 At least I'm breaking up child marriages.
>> [_] Anon 3062530 >># I emptied two full clips into someone and they just walked by me. These people seem to get tougher as you go on.
>> [_] Anon 3062532 This joke looks like it was ripped off from XKCD. https://xkcd.com/873/
>> [_] Anon 3062541 >># You have killed Ahmet Dominic Wilkerson, a 13-year old mobster from Pasadena, CA.
>> [_] Anon 3062542 >># You have killed Sir Yank Van Terrie Sr., a 10-year old video game developer from West Palm Beach, FL. He will be succeeded by his children, Garold, Harrison, Haley, Gwenneth, Bathsheba, and Carlisle. He was a member of Knights of the Maccabees and Uncaged Campaigns.
>> [_] Anon 3062544 >># It predates that comic by almost a year. First posted here in July of 2010, the comic was posted March 2011.
>> [_] Anon 3062547 You have killed Dr. Melvin Flemming Lacelle, a 12-year old postman from Sharon, PA. He was a member of American G.I. Forum Dr, Postman Kek
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3062555 You have killed Mischa Raleigh Shannon III, a 12-year old merchant from Erie, PA. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Robina, and his daughter, Claudie. He was a member of Iraq Peace Action Coalition. Oy Gevalt!
>> [_] Anon 3062563 >># >You have killed Marcelia Christa Mis, a 10-year old real estate developer from Oshkosh, WI. She was a member of Sons of Norway.
>> [_] Anon 3062594 >># no
>> [_] Anon 3062599 >># >implying original ideas exist

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[_] Anon 2928890 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2928892 >you killed what-ever-the-fuck a 14-year old ecologist from New Orleans, LA. She will be succeeded by her husband, Saxon kek'd
>> [_] Anon 2928899 >you have killed Dr. Meredith Gaither, a 23-year old occupational therapist from St. Charles, MO. His sister will probably wonder what's taking him so long to get back home. 33333....................aaa cat liketyping
>> [_] Anon 2928900 >You have killed Teodorico Dube, a 12-year old underwear model from Salt Lake City, UT.
>> [_] Anon 2928907 >You have killed Clifford Alix Szabo Jr., a 72-year old batman from Santa Clara, CA. batman? BATMAN? THEE BATMAN? >I am a tiny god > Guns > Batman
>> [_] Anon 2928911 >># https://xkcd.com/873/
>> [_] Anon 2928914 >># nah its good
>> [_] Anon 2928915 >># The Plants NOOOO.
>> [_] Anon 2928918 >># shot everybody once untold suffering, but no deaths. which means no backstory, which means no guilt. Everybody gets some profuse bleeding and lead in their liver, and I'm scott free.
>> [_] Anon 2928921 >># In this case it probably refers to a kind of servant. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/batman
>> [_] Anon 2928925 >># Why are all these successful people on the road with an obviously dangerous man? Why do they not flee?
>> [_] Anon 2928926 In which the game provides literally no interactivity with their world without killing, then proceeds to guilt the player for doing the only action the game was programmed to allow. 0/10 shit game
>> [_] Anon 2928927 Shot over 100 Let one go.
>> [_] Anon 2928928 >># You have killed Sir Wiatt Garcon Zatylny, a 18-year old street artist from Alton, IL. He was a member of Disabled American Veterans. >Be American soldier >Get shot on first day
>> [_] Anon 2928930 >you killed a 14 year old sales person. She will be succeeded by her children. what a stupid game
>> [_] Anon 2928932 >># got Hitler
>> [_] Anon 2928933 >># >literally no interactivity with their world without killing Oh yeah? I did just fine >>#
>> [_] Anon 2928942 >># >come home, now valuing the brevity of your life and begin to pursue your lifelong dream to become a street artist >your works are so good you get knighted, for the sheer talent they contain and political and humanitarian messages they pleadingly elicit. >Banksy thinks you're a real cool chap, and is happy that when he finally retires he'll be handing that mantle over to a guy he knows he can trust to do as good, if not surpass him >shot down by some asshole gunning people down on a busy street.
>> [_] Anon 2928944 >You have killed Conroy Albert Forster Sr., a 62-year old matador from Fort Myers, FL. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Andreana, and his daughter, Oralee. He was a member of Animal Aid.
>> [_] Anon 2928948 > You have killed Hagen Langenberg II, a 14-year old beekeeper from Iowa City, IA.
>> [_] Anon 2928959 how do you shoot guys?
>> [_] Anon 2928972 >an 11 year old house wife wot
>> [_] Anon 2928981 I just play this game for dubs
>> [_] Anon 2928984 oh shit i killed the pope
>> [_] Anon 2928991 >You have killed Odessa Sara-Ann Stewart Sr., a 10-year old market gardener from St. Charles, MO. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Stephan. a loli for a wife nice
>> [_] Anon 2928993 >># then those who do not sink their teeth into others are forever disconnected from the living world >Hiro is my hero ヒロは私のヒーローです
>> [_] Anon 2929024 >># Maybe if some of these people were armed and fired back I wouldn't have killed so many of them.
>> [_] Anon 2929033 You have killed Madam Merissa O'Conner, a 15-year old public speaker from Nampa, ID. She will be succeeded by her children, Kinna, Alisha, and Hoyt.
>> [_] Anon 2929034 >># I just got one better. >You have killed Dr. Penrod Godfrey Zeigler II, a 12-year old programmer from Waterloo, IA. He will be succeeded by his children, Ailyn, Marena, Odetta, Barr, Larine, and Pearla.
>> [_] Anon 2929035 >You have killed Nissie Mirabella Intihar, a 14-year old prime minister from Salinas, CA. >># lol
>> [_] Anon 2929036 You have killed Dr. Colline Fawne Zantiris, a 11-year old operator from Berkeley, CA. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Slim. oh fuck help my sides
>> [_] Anon 2929039 >># Jesus fuck Penrod, take it easy!
>> [_] Anon 2929041 >># But leaving people vulnerable at schools is somehow a better solution
>> [_] Anon 2929043 I like how this game tells you there's literally no point in playing and shooting people but clearly the people in this thread found a way.
>> [_] Anon 2929044 You have killed Nat Travis Salladay Jr., a 89-year old stevedore from Yuma, AZ. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Frankie. He was a member of Collegiate Veterans Association, International Lesbian and Gay Association, Associated Builders and Contractors and American Friends Service Committee.
>> [_] Anon 2929046 You have killed Zolly Hakeem Shannon Jr., a 11-year old politician from Wausau, WI. Fucking wisconsin politics man.
>> [_] Anon 2929047 You have killed Rebecka Tarof, a 95-year old personal trainer from Northampton, MA. She was a member of New Battlefront Foundation and Cato Institute – Minarchist. HARDCORE GRANNY
>> [_] Anon 2929050 You have killed Devondra Chrissa Barbe, a 15-year old moldmaker from Petersburg, VA. Her15th birthday would have been in 7 days. >fucking time travellers
>> [_] Anon 2929051 >You have killed Charmaine Laurel Cescon, a 11-year old doorman from Denton, TX. She will be succeeded by her children, Rae, Fatima, and Lucretia. She was a member of Fraser Institute and Aura's House.
>> [_] Anon 2929052 You have killed Ethelin Garrett, a 96-year old gangster from Racine, WI. 96 and still bangin'
>> [_] TS 2929053 >You have killed Stesha Liliane Nolter, a 11-year old chauffeur from Temecula, CA. She will be succeeded by her husband, Scott. She was a member of Cato Institute – Minarchist. >Stesha Liliane Nolter might be in Heaven. Or Hell. We don't know. But we do know where her body is. In front of you. Dead.
>> [_] Anon 2929055 You have killed Bo Fritz Yancey, a 13-year old teacher from Atlantic City, NJ. His13rd birthday would have been in 9 days.
>> [_] Anon 2929057 >You have been killed by Madam Gusti Dicaprio, a 91-year old athletic trainer from Lafayette, IN. That's enough of this game.
>> [_] Anon 2929059 >You have killed Dr. Sybilla Cori Mondor, a 42-year old poker player from St. Louis, MO. She will be succeeded by her husband, Scarface.
>> [_] Anon 2929068 >You have killed Mr. Taber Ian Mai, a 14-year old art director from Goldsboro, NC. He was a member of Military Order of the Purple Heart. >you killed whatever his face who will be succeeded by his wife, Cat. Where are the cops if this is so real, game? Where are the hordes of people running the fuck away from a huge pile of corpses in the middle of a street? Fuck your pretentious shit
>> [_] Anon 2929072 >># is that a legit steinsgate reference?
>> [_] Anon 2929074 >># holy keks
>> [_] Anon 2929075 >># >How so?
>> [_] Anon 2929084 >You have killed Neil Quintin Jonczak, a 22-year old treasurer from Austin, TX. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Kania. He was a member of National Association for Black Veterans and Association of Confederate Soldiers.
>> [_] Anon 2929087 >># Amazing.
>> [_] Anon 2929094 >You have killed Zalman Spike Meijer, a 14-year old butler from Syracuse, NY. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Olenka.
>> [_] Anon 2929096 >># > You have killed Ms. Kirbie Martina Corley, a 10-year old loan officer from Bakersfield, CA. She will be succeeded by her husband, Nestor, and her children, Lauren, Melba, and Johannes. She was a member of Sons of the American Revolution.
>> [_] Anon 2929099 do you get a better gun. Im getting tired of clicking. I walked by a few, and nothing happened. I imagine you are supposed to have this moment of clarity and find violence distasteful and abhorrent. I noticed that nothing happened when i didnt kill. That tells me the people wouldnt even notice me unless i was shooting. No one dies, and i make no difference and the people keep marching. I kill and I change the path of my interaction with them. In either case, the people keep coming.
>> [_] Anon 2929100 You have killed Lanny Dorian Varano, a 14-year old dictator from Shawnee, OK. He was a member of Animal Aid.
>> [_] Anon 2929106 >those ones and zeroes on the screen have feelings too! Is this really what SJWs believe?
>> [_] Anon 2929109 >># >not wanting a loli housewife
>> [_] Anon 2929117 >># why is everyone so old
>> [_] Anon 2929139 >># What?
>> [_] Anon 2929142 >># Underrated post

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>> [_] Anon 2620272 You have killed Luciano Hanrahan, a 17-year old mid-wife from Titusville, FL. He was a member of Association of Confederate Soldiers and Cocaine Anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 2620279 >She was a member of European Environment Agency. And nothing of value was lost.
>> [_] Anon 2620280 >You have killed Edeline Dulaney Sr., a 21-year old announcer from Fort Wayne, IN. She was a member of GI Rights Network, International Gay, Lesbian Refugee Council, Gold Star Families for Peace and Cascade Policy Institute. And nothing of value was lost.
>> [_] Anon 2620281 >You have killed Ms. Teddie Neider, a 11-year old negotiator from Marshall, TX. Kids these days.
>> [_] Anon 2620286 >You have killed Dorothea Annnora Wai, a 96-year old tapicer from Marietta, OH. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association, Coalition to Abolish the Fur Trade and American Legion. I REGRET NOTHING
>> [_] Anon 2620295 >You killed Lindsay Hammel an 11 year old another from SD, she will be survived by her daughter Kimberlee Wait... wut? 11 year old with a job and a kid......niiicceee
>> [_] Anon 2620298 >You have killed Mr. Uri Casperson II, a 10-year old accountant from Atascadero, CA. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Roselyn. >tfw I'm 21 and I can't find work as an accountant even though I'm a business major
>> [_] Anon 2620303 >You have killed Adelle Atkins II, a 80-year old architect from Bossier City, LA. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2620308 >12 year old underwear model fbi pls go
>> [_] Anon 2620317 >You have killed an 11 year old hitman
>> [_] Anon 2620330 I cried a little. No, I didn't.
>> [_] Anon 2620356 >># hitman is an option for a job? why would someone be disgusted that you killed a hitman in a video game
>> [_] Anon 2620367 >># What the fuck I live in Titusville.
>> [_] Anon 2620372 >95 year old game developer
>> [_] Anon 2620378 You have killed Arvie Dennis Granger Jr., a 15-year old underwear model from Bakersfield, CA. Thornie Fox Saidzadeh's uncle is missing him
>> 15-year old underwear model
>> [_] Anon 2620380 >You have killed Jude Nevin Fothergill, a 12-year old gigolo from Belleville, IL
>> [_] Anon 2620382 You have killed Mace Thorne, a 10-year old ethnologist from Greeley, CO. Just because you called your friend a nigger doesn't means you're an ethnologist

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>> [_] Anon 2596312 this is exquisit
>> [_] Anon 2596341 I cut myself on the edge of this game.
>> [_] Anon 2596343 > 9 year old architect
>> [_] Anon 2596346 >># >14 year old vietnam war veteran
>> [_] Anon 2596350 >># yea i killed an 11 year old doctor
>> [_] Anon 2596358 "90 year old stripper to be succeeded by her beautiful husband" kekekekek
>> [_] Anon 2596359 > 9 year old member of the AARP
>> [_] Anon 2596362 >># You have killed Valeda Felfli III, a 91-year old gladiator from Fort Lauderdale, FL. She was a member of Foundation for Economic Education, American Legion Riders and Vietnam Veterans Against the War.
>> [_] Anon 2596364 lol it called me despicable for killing a murderer
>> [_] Anon 2596369 This is the future of gaming if SJWs get a hold of it.
>> [_] Anon 2596372 >You have killed Opaline Dorette Pape, a 13-year old legislator from Alton, IL. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Butler, and her children, Egbert, Terri-Jo, and Martin. Seems legit
>> [_] Anon 2596376 >you have killed a 89 year old acrobat >13 year old architect will be succeeded by her son
>> [_] Anon 2596377 I think there is an XKCD about that game.
>> [_] Anon 2596378 >># fuck Isadora wanner and her gay and lesbian shit.
>> [_] Anon 2596379 do you feel like a hero yet?
>> [_] Anon 2596380 >you have killed Dr. Brian Egbert, 90 year old porn star from Fargo, ND. He will be succeeded by his wife Marie >Dr.
>> [_] Anon 2596381 >12 year old bar keeper man kids these days grow up so fast
>> [_] Anon 2596383 >killed 18 year old detective >on his way to see his father who he hasnt seen in 20 years
>> [_] Anon 2596384 >Highscore.swf kek. this game made me actually want to buy hatred
>> [_] Anon 2596387 >You have killed Quintin Cinq-Mars Jr., a 16-year old school principal from Jamestown, NY. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Glen.
>> [_] Anon 2596389 killing only white people? main character confirmed for tumblrina.
>> [_] Anon 2596391 >># You have killed Bethanne Jolee DeBernardo, a 15-year old executioner from Cape Coral, FL >executioner
>> [_] Anon 2596392 >># ive been looking for that one in a million jew for 10 minutes now
>> [_] Anon 2596394 I just killed a 10 year old king with a wife and children. This goofy ass game
>> [_] Anon 2596399 great game, to more you kill the harder it gets to fill the black bar =^)
>> [_] Anon 2596401 >># Killed one guy >You have killed Merrel Colton, a 18-year old publicist from Tacoma, WA. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Hattie. He was a member of Native Sons of the Golden West, Sons of Confederate Veterans and Clutterers Anonymous. His18th birthday would have been in 6 days. yeah ok
>> [_] Anon 2596411 >># >trying to kill gods choosen good luck goy. >># >killing 6 days time travelers Ishiggy diggy, enjoy your confederate time traveling nemesis
>> [_] Anon 2596413 >># you have killed Zeus Arino, he will be succeeded by his children Jesus, Mohammed, and Zoro. This motherfucker had high aspirations
>> [_] Anon 2596416 >># You have killed Glynn Wolfie Jasmin, a 52-year old upholsterer from Pasadena, CA. He was a member of Marijuana Anonymous. yeah, fuck wolfie, the druggie
>> [_] Anon 2596417 >You have killed Waylen Ambrosio Schober Sr., a 13-year old otorhinolaryngologist from North Little Rock, AR. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Britaney, and his children, Morgan, and Magnum. He was a member of Friends Committee on National Legislation and AAIM Management Association.
>> [_] Anon 2596419 >># >confederate time traveling nemesis pff, what is the worst that coul- THEY'RE HERE REMEMBER MEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 2596427 You have killed Aileen Fortier Sr., a 12-year old remedial teacher from Kent, OH. She was a member of United States Power Squadrons. Aileen Fortier's mother is missing her.
>> [_] Anon 2596428 >everyone you kill is a member of some SJW organization I LOVE THIS GAME
>> [_] Anon 2596429 You have killed Elbert Rick Paczek, a 14-year old executioner from Jacksonville, AR. He was a member of Friends of Animals.
>> [_] Anon 2596437 >># wha- I can read you. your posts are fading I can hardly remember you....
>> [_] Anon 2596456 You have killed Karena Schack, a 20-year old business administrator administrator from Memphis, TN. She will be succeeded by her husband, Parker. >admin admin
>> [_] Anon 2596464 >># Administration's so fucked that the admins need admins to keep them in check. It's Tennessee, so no surprise there.
>> [_] Anon 2596467 You have killed Anabelle Bijman, a 11-year old graphic artist from Cedar Rapids, IA. She was a member of World Society for the Protection of Animals.
>> [_] Anon 2596469 Was this actually supposed to be a serious game?
>> [_] Anon 2596470 You have killed Theodosia Ching, a 70-year old alchemist from Waukesha, WI. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Noach. She was a member of Clutterers Anon and Consumers Union.
>> [_] Anon 2596472 You have killed Tybie Cannataro II, a 11-year old therapist from Youngstown, OH.
>> [_] Anon 2596480 hey /f/ what's the name of that german video with two guys playing accordion and making birds noises
>> [_] Anon 2596486 You have killed Sir Percival Ivor Widdicombe III, a 16-year old oceanographer from Victoria, TX. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2596493 i like how everyone is just their profession
>> [_] Anon 2596494 I killed a 14 year-old girl named Ginny Unixsupport.
>> [_] Anon 2596502 The voices say they won't hurt me, that they're doing nothing wrong, that I'm a monster. FUCK that. I have a fucking gun. They keep coming at me. I shoot to maim, and they barely even slow down. They just keep coming at me. Even when there's a knee deep pile of bullet casings and bodies everywhere, these people keep coming at me. There's something absolutely fucked about these people, and noway am I going to stop shooting. They'll probably turn me into one of them. Brain-dead ten year olds with doctorates who walk at a guy shooting them aren't fucking innocent. I don't know what they did, or what they'll do if I let one touch me, but they aren't fucking innocent. I've got unlimited ammo. I can do this all day you freaks.

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[_] bang (1) Anon 2574933 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2574944 >># dem feels
>> [_] Anon 2574947 >># I suppose they are all real victims of gun violence. I still loled when Sasha Kember died and was succeeded by her husband, Win.
>> [_] Anon 2574950 >># I don't get it, is this supposed to be against violence in games or something?
>> [_] Anon 2574953 >># I'm pretty sure they're all randomly generated names since one of mine was a 14-year-old cabinetmaker. also why are they all american?
>> [_] AdamB15 2574955 >># First person I apparently just killed was a 17 year old stunt double female who had three children. I'm not morally hurt by this. >># I think you're right.
>> [_] Anon 2574959 >># You have killed Viole Maccormack, a 13-year old hairdresser from Bremerton, WA. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Duffy, and her children, Ciara, Janelle, Angelia, Skippie, Randa, and Mel. >6 kids by 13 y/o I don't care if that's 3 sets of twins, two triplets, or sextuplets, that isn't feasible in any way shape or form.
>> [_] Anon 2574961 this game seems like liberal bullshit
>> [_] Anon 2574964 >># >real victims >you have shot and blah blah a 10-yearold something something and she will be succeeded by her husband and 5 kids
>> [_] Anon 2574972 why cant I kill myself
>> [_] Anon 2574974 Is this the Hatred beta?
>> [_] Anon 2574976 this game makes no sense if it has no context How do I know all of these people aren't terrorists who will kill millions of innocent people if I don't stop them? The evillest people can still live normal lives and commit horrible acts on the side, or they could just be cherrypicking facts from their lives to make them seem innocent.
>> [_] Anon 2574983 >># lol killed an 11 year old anesthesiologist and a 68 year old underwear model. i think this shits randomly generated
>> [_] Anon 2574996 >You have killed Dr. Morris Washington Revill Sr., a 14-year old oenologist from Waterbury, CT. He was a member of Cold War Veterans Association.
>> [_] Anon 2575005 >you have killed Tom Morrison, a 12-year old karatemaster
>> [_] Anon 2575016 >increase the minimum age to 27 >the game is no longer full retard, and most deaths are at least vaguely plausible
>> [_] Anon 2575017 plot twist: most of the cities mentioned are military base satellite towns. sumpter, temple, etc. what was the motivation for this?
>> [_] Anon 2575020 >># You have killed Alpa Gilmour Sr., a 10-year old singer from Norman, OK. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Stefan, and her daughter, Em.
>> [_] Anon 2575034 You have killed Doralynn Maginley II, a 17-year old antique dealer from Portsmouth, NH. She was a member of Animal Liberation Leagues, American G.I. Forum and Codependents of Sex Addicts.
>> [_] Anon 2575037 >># I think it's just supposed to be a reminder of what we are doing if we end someone's life and why murder is so punishable.
>> [_] Anon 2575039 3/10 I kept killing the guys but never got to a boss fight
>> [_] Anon 2575040 Game of the year
>> [_] Anon 2575055 Jokes on them I was only pretending to be a serial killer
>> [_] Anon 2575057 >You have killed Dove Bainer, a 20-year old lumberjack from Salem, OR. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association and Iraq Veterans Against the War.
>> [_] Anon 2575059 I love how they keep running at you like those enemy's from Serious Sam. I don't feel bad for killing them if they don't have any feeling of self preservation.
>> [_] Anon 2575061 >># No feels here because: >Abby Hollenbach, 14 year old biologist from Ogden, UT, succeeded by caring wife, Liane and children Gill, Chan, and Thomasa. >16 year old scribe from Scranton, PA >93 year old barista >Hendrik Dick Logarajah II, a 17 year old nurse from Rochester >Miss Lesley Vitia Albery Jr, an 11 year old boilermaker from Kasas City, MO. She is succeeded by her husband Bealle, and her son. >13 year old composer >Thorndike Constantine, 36 year old bounty hunter from McAllen, TX. He did nothing to hurt you. Why did you have to kill him? >Stanleigh Mayman, 12 year old dramatist from Everett,WA
>> [_] Anon 2575063 >># >85 year old athletic trainer >96 year old industrialist >Madam Rosy Dalenna O'Grady, a 95 year old sniper from New Braunfels, TX >93 year old gondolier >96 year old lineman from Bryan, TX >69 year old video game developer >93 year old student >64 year old court jester >Miss Channa Khadbai III, a 17 year old gravedigger from Gadsden, AL >How do you feel about killing all those innocent people? Moar liek, fictional people.
>> [_] Anon 2575066 no feels because they run past you if you don't kill them.
>> [_] Anon 2575068 You have killed Murray McCraney, a 13-year old prostitute from San Luis Obispo, CA. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Nadia. He was a member of Sons of Confederate Veterans. He did nothing to hurt you. Why did you have to kill him?
>> [_] Anon 2575078 You have killed Sir Garcia Marve Kell Sr., a 16-year old geologist from Greenville, SC. Sir, Sr., geologist, and only 16 years old. Taken too soon.
>> [_] Anon 2575081 >15yo harpist Hardest to believe of all the shit here
>> [_] Anon 2575083 It especially hits close to home, when the name is just a string of capitalized letters.
>> [_] Anon 2575084 You have killed Hercules McGillvray, a 29-year old clarinetist from St. Cloud , MN. He was a member of Marijuana Anon and Compassion Over Killing. You have killed Ash Jong, a 75-year old gangster from Macon, GA. He will be succeeded by his children, Buster, and Carine. You have killed Reynard Register, a 81-year old oracle from Santa Maria, CA. I killed a fucking oracle
>> [_] Anon 2575094 You know, Sheelah Vera Larribeau liked video games. Before you killed her, that is. Sallee Elana Breedlove might be in Heaven. Or Hell. We don't know. But we do know where her body is. In front of you. Dead. You have killed Buster Bernard Db, a 14-year old governor from Spokane, WA. He was a member of Cocaine Anonymous. Laughable randomized results aside, a lot of the scripted guilt messages are also really poorly worded and not very convicting
>> [_] Anon 2575102 >You have killed Sir Shlomo Ayoup, a 13-year old therapist from Reading, PA. Wat? A 13 year old, knighted therapist?
>> [_] Anon 2575105 >># Stop thinking in black and white. Like lose/lose it's meant to illustrate why games convey messages, how they convey them, and how violence is not in itself a bad thing. It gives you a gun and the ability to use it and asks you to make a choice. On one hand, if you kill, the game moves forward with dialogue. If you choose not to kill them, they keep coming towards you, never harming you, but never progressing the game. A lot of this stuff deals with psychological concepts such as Derealization and Zizek's thought that what we do in a simulation exposes who we really are, beneath all social constraints. For example, consider how much of /f/ are closet child rapists.
>> [_] Anon 2575108 >You have killed Tawsha Lucretia Timmons, a 90-year old medical biller from Panama City, FL >>Black first name, middle named after an incestuous bitch, 90 years old, medical biller, lives in Florida >You have killed Malvina Burrell Jr., a 17-year old gofer from Jacksonville, NC. She will be succeeded by her children, Jojo, Penny, and Odessa. >># year old gofer with three children from jacksonville >You have killed Mr. Avraham Thornie Au-Yeung II, a 10-year old astrophysicist from San Marcos, TX. >>chink 10 year old astrophysicist And they want me to feel BAD for killing these people?

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[_] Anon 2522659
>> [_] Anon 2522664 You have killed Neille Nanon Prokop, a 63-year old pornographer from Tampa, FL. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Freemon. She was a member of World Society for the Protection of Animals. You have killed Lanna Chopowick, a 14-year old taxi-driver from Peoria, IL. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Willmott. You have killed Dr. Zechariah Gannon, a 11-year old real estate broker from Moline, IL. He was a member of American Cold War Veterans.
>> [_] Anon 2522672 You have killed Ms. Julietta Ranee Turpin Sr., a 16-year old wine connoisseur from East Lansing, MI. A mother and an alcoholic at 16
>> [_] Anon 2522674 >># single mother at that
>> [_] Anon 2522676 >Blake Tandy Camillucci would be asking you why you killed her, but she can't, because she's dead. fucking top kek
>> [_] Anon 2522683 You have killed Ingmar Johnston, a 16-year old vicar from Duluth, MN. He will be succeeded by his wife, Maris, and his children, Margeaux, Tab, and Nickey. He was a member of Sea Shepherd Conservation Society and Campus Antiwar Network. He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years. >16 >seeing his father for the first time in 20 years
>> [_] Anon 2522719 >You are horrible.
>> [_] Anon 2522726 I killed a magician
>> [_] Anon 2522757 >># It's a college town with a lot of bars, also fuck UM.
>> [_] Anon 2522758 >You have killed Morissa Vinnell, a 13-year old parole officer from Mesa, AZ. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Inigo. She was a member of Confederate Survivors Association.
>> [_] Anon 2522766 >game presents the player with 2 options; move and shoot >game presents player with one avatar and one possible point of interaction, people walking towards you >game presents player with a gun >game tries to make you feel bad for shooting people jesus christ what a childish and hamfisted way to present your message yeah i get it, we're desensitized to violence and video games don't accurately represent the consequences of murder/killing how about next time make a game first and a middle school art project second
>> [_] Anon 2522768 >># I like this more games need to give info on the person you killed. Be great in GTA.
>> [_] Anon 2522771 >># >a middle school art project second >nofunallowed.swf
>> [_] Anon 2522772 You have killed Lavena Powney, a 10-year old respiratory therapist from Kalamazoo, MI. She was a member of Equanimal, Southern Animal Rights Coalition and Hope For Veterans. sure.
>> [_] Anon 2522774 OMFG! Killing all those people made me jizz in my pants.
>> [_] Anon 2522781 Honestly didn't know you could move. But I did this: http://i.imgur.com/0Dqyz1L.png
>> [_] Anon 2522782 >You have killed Felecia Pavia Integ, a 69-year old king from Austin, TX >king >TX
>> [_] Anon 2522795 >You know, Inez DeYoung liked video games. Before you killed her, that is. oh.
>> [_] Anon 2522799 What the fuck kind of caliber am I shooting with? .22 short? It take likes 4 shots to immobilize a target.
>> [_] Anon 2522809 The best part is playing as a member of Devo
>> [_] Anon 2522811 You have killed Sir Morly Dabney Chakraborty Sr., a 71-year-old arborist from Kentucky. You did him a favor. He would've killed himself when he got home anyway. >kek
>> [_] Anon 2522813 >She was a member of the International Lesbian and Gay Association good riddance
>> [_] Anon 2522814 >You have killed an environmentalist >You have killed a diplomat >you have killed a vice president >you have killed an evangelist I'm sorry, but why is killing random people bad again?
>> [_] Anon 2522815 >Why are you doing this? You aren't getting any points. You won't level up if you kill a certain amount of people. They won't hurt you. fifty more kills just to be sure
>> [_] Anon 2522817 you have killed Ms Franesco, a 96 year old gladiator
>> [_] Anon 2522820 You have killed Miss Loree Geeta Stegall II, a 14-year old bricklayer from Visalia, CA. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Carleigh, and her children, Mikael, Emmalee, and Pauline.
>> [_] Anon 2522821 >># bahahahaha You have killed Dr. Tally Miskelly Sr., a 12-year old archbishop from Tyler, TX. He was a member of Military Order of Foreign Wars. >12 year old >archbishop
>> [_] Anon 2522823 You have killed French Lorint, a 13-year old secret service agent from Reading, PA. He was a member of National Council Against Health Fraud and Nevada Shakespeare Company.
>> [_] Anon 2522825 >># her age just shows how skilled she was. And how skilled you are for finally beating her
>> [_] Anon 2522829 You have killed Dr. Saw Handschy II, a 16-year old chief engineer from Corpus Christi , TX. He will be succeeded by his children, Lonnie, Rog, Sybilla, Fons, Terrill, and Dayna. wut
>> [_] Anon 2522840 >># >You have killed Luis Jerold Shuman, a 19-year old assistant from San Buena, CA. He was a member of Marijuana Anonymous. kek
>> [_] Anon 2522852 >># wow... what have i been doing with my life if he can do that..
>> [_] Anon 2522854 You know, Lust Rosch liked video games. Before you killed her, that is.
>> [_] Anon 2522856 >Their blood will stain your hands forever.

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[_] Anon 2144410
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2144418 >Why are you killing them? They may mean nothing for you but they mean the world for their families And the worlds of other families doesn't mean anything for me either. Saluto nex alea
>> [_] anonymous 2144428 Fun game, but gets boring fast. There should be a kill count or something.
>> [_] Anon 2144443 You have killed Ms. Janey Kennaday Sr., a 17-year old ventriloquist from Titusville, FL. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Jacob, and her children, Ike, Alejandro, and Elwina. She was a member of Aura's House. You have killed Madam Rosie Mora Gundlach III, a 13-year old garbage collector from Gastonia, NC. She was a member of The National Association of Professional Women. You have killed Germaine Munikoti, a 13-year old dictator from Lincoln, NE. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Hogan. She was a member of Center on Conscience & War. You have killed Dwight Benavides, a 12-year old homeowner from Auburn, NY. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Briana. He was a member of National Consumers League and Toastmasters International. You have killed Caril Starlene Tue, a 37-year old company secretary from Lynchburg, VA. She will be succeeded by her children, Drew, Stesha, and Marylinda. She was a member of Codependents of Sex Addicts.
>> [_] Anon 2144446 >You know, Margarete Baader liked video games. Before you killed her, that is. AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST
>> [_] Anon 2144467 Fuck, after like 200 people, I killed one that was a hitman. Totally did the world a fucking favor, where's my medal?
>> [_] Anon 2144471 Dr. Brenson whatever he was a Mechanic 9 years old RIP in peace
>> [_] anonymous 2144478 You have killed Reid Patric Corcoran, a 51-year old prostitute from Sioux Falls, SD. He was a member of Public Citizen. You have killed Willmott Lazzara, a 10-year old underwriter from Rochester, NY. You have killed Dr. Waine McGeown, a 13-year old engine-driver from Lodi, CA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Anita, and his children, Trip, and Rodrique. You have killed Kassey Moening, a 24-year old pornographer from Springfield, MO. She was a member of Beauty Without Cruelty and Paralyzed Veterans of America. She was on her way to an animal shelter. You have killed Alvin Pirkle, a 15-year old bodyguard from Fayetteville, AR. He was a member of Center for Small Government.
>> [_] Anon 2144533 and I was like pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. -merica

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[_] Anon 2110177 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2110191 You have killed Leanora Gracie Grasman II, a 12-year old winemaker from Wausau, WI. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, David, and her children, Welch, Beth, Shelby, Clarke, Sibyl, Hewe, and Bridget. She was a member of AnimaNaturalis and Long Island Alliance for Peaceful Alternatives.
>> [_] Anon 2110209 needs a kill counter theres not enough room on my dick for all these tally marks that, or penis enlargement pills
>> [_] Anon 2110226 >You have killed Jana Katherina Hedrich II, a 47-year old cosmetologist from Denison, TX. She was a member of Animal Defense League and The Society of Hispanic Veterans. >Remember Jana Katherina Hedrich? You killed her, and you don't even remember. >IMPLYING
>> [_] Anon 2110237 >You have killed Christopher Kurt Isip, a 13-year old toolmaker from Suffolk, VA. He will be succeeded by his children, Robin, and Tailor. He probably deserved it
>> [_] Anon 2110263 You have killed Sir Clint Parkash, a 13-year old interpreter from Denison, TX. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Odilia, and his children, Chrystel, Rolph, and Katrina. He was a member of Artistic American Veterans.
>> [_] Anon 2110268 >Knox Banks never got to say goodbye to him friends and family. >Knox Banks had a family. He had a job. He had a life. You took it from him. I didn't take his job This game teaches us the important lesson that it's alright to shoot someone once as long as they don't die. They won't even be mad.
>> [_] Anon 2110276 wat: You have killed Jocelin Rasla Johannes, a 11-year old sailmaker from Rapid City, SD. She will be succeeded by her husband, Esau, and her children, Modestia, and Ginni. 11, 2 kids
>> [_] Anon 2110282 >># >># >># >># In this universe, you've reached full adulthood by age 5.
>> [_] Anon 2110290 >You have killed Mrs. Karole Ragde Jr., a 11-year old retailer from Missoula, MT >You have killed Madam Fawnia Nevison Sr., a 13-year old builder from Dearborn, MI. She was a member of HeroBox, War Resisters League and Knights of the Kappa Alpha Order. >You have killed Ms. Candide Worpell, a 87-year old student from Iowa City, IA. >You have killed Alfie Tussey, a 16-year old business administrator administrator from Gulfport, MS. >You have killed Dr. Timmie Schlachter III, a 11-year old cellist from Norwich, CT. He was a member of Buchanan Center for Political Economy and Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors. Fucking kids, achieving greater shit than me
>> [_] Anon 2110293 >You have killed Marje Maxie Farquhar, a 10-year old sailmaker from Worcester, MA. She will be succeeded by her children, Gavra, and Latrena. >10-year old >children
>> [_] Anon 2110297 You have killed Mylo Dziemian III, a 95-year old underwear model from Missoula, MT. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Stormi. >95-year old underwear model
>> [_] Anon 2110300 >You have killed Aila Lonni St.Denis, a 76-year old gigolo from Portsmouth, NH. >76-year old gigolo toplel
>> [_] Anon 2110301 >You have killed Dr. Eran Nata Wanda, a 13-year old headmaster from Tucson, AZ. Damn. Smart kid.
>> [_] Anon 2110304 >You have killed Grove Wilkinson, a 39-year old cryptozoologist from Kansas City, MO. He was a member of Loyal Order of Moose and Narcotics Anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 2110306 >You have killed Sir Cobbie Jeffrey Ferrell, a 65-year old pornographer from Schenectady, NY. He will be succeeded by his wife, Stephani.
>> [_] Anon 2110308 Every time I killed an animal rights supporter I felt better about all the other murders.
>> [_] Anon 2110313 Favorite one so far: >You have killed Miss Donnajean Selene Wyatt II, a 12-year old executioner from Jacksonville, FL. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Marcellus, and her children, Joseph, Allah, Spencer, Red, Ninnette, and Jenny. She was a member of Heartland Institute and Iraq Veterans Against the War.
>> [_] Anon 2110329 >You have killed Leroy O'Regan, a 12-year old chemist from Arlington, TX. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Katherina. >You have killed Madam Jojo Janeva Seshadri III, a 10-year old paleoseismologist from Las Cruces, NM. She will be succeeded by her children, Riannon, Olaf, and Lucas. She was a member of Veterans for Peace. >You have killed Donn Gubenco, a 13-year old lieutenant from Louisville, KY. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Ivett, and his children, Thornton, Carrie, Putnam, Maryrose, and Garvin. >You have killed Dr. Kirk Sheppard, a 11-year old welder from Modesto, CA. He was a member of Vietnam Veterans Against the War. Kids these days
>> [_] Anon 2110347 >># >You have killed Violante Whatley, a 77-year old consul from Miami, FL. She will be succeeded by her husband, Lorne, and her children, Val, and Christian. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association and World Society for the Protection of Animals. Deserved it.
>> [_] Anon 2110367 You have killed Abbey Widows, a 93-year old gigolo from Hampton, VA. She will be succeeded by her husband, Winton, and her children, Sanders, Rani, and Hiralal. She was a member of Unico National and Bionomics Institute. >93 year old gigolo
>> [_] Anon 2110368 >># >You have killed Bernard Andrzej Starnes, a 80-year old entertainer from Fairfield, CA. He was a member of Sons of Norway. >Feeling good about yourself? >Bernard Andrzej Starnes's uncle is waiting for a response to that e-mail... >Bernard Andrzej Starnes never got to say goodbye to him friends and family. >Bernard Andrzej Starnes is missed. Why did you have to kill him? ;_;

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[_] Anon 2057908 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2057913 >You have killed Fionnula Brear Fisher, a 12-year old philanthropist from Lexington-Fayette, KY.
>> [_] Anon 2057919 You have killed Manfred Howe-Patterson, a 12-year old producer from Mission, TX. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Poppy. He was a member of International Dance Teachers Association.
>> [_] Anon 2057920 > Hamel Tammy Herring, a 14-year old wine connoisseur from Goshen, IN.
>> [_] Anon 2057930 You have killed Sir Quincy Teodoro Mombourquette, a 10-year old dock labourer from Jonesboro, AR.
>> [_] Anon 2057935 You have killed Dr. Dimitris Meade Ruest, a 83-year old bassoonist from Little Rock, AR. He was a member of Western Animal Rights Network. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2057940 You have killed Ms. Antonella Emelyne Kalyani, a 15-year old spy from La Crosse, WI. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Seamus. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years.
>> [_] Anon 2057943 >Moyna Lorenc might be in Heaven. Or Hell. We don't know. But we do know where her body is. In front of you. Dead. >You have killed Gav Izaak Brunton, a 19-year old exotic dancer from Cape Coral, FL. >Jean-Francois Jere Ircbellcore is still dead. There is no respawning in real life.
>> [_] Anon 2057962 You have killed Dr. Kelley Trussler, a 15-year old respiratory therapist from Dothan , AL. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Alexandra. You have killed Siegfried Wagoner II, a 96-year old diver from Provo, UT. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Cat. The funeral will be held next Saturday.
>> [_] Anon 2057971 You have killed Corrine Dunfield II, a 77-year old terminator from Santa Rosa, CA. wat?
>> [_] Anon 2057972 >># Wait, the girl is 15 and she hasn't seen her father in 20 years?
>> [_] Anon 2057975 You have killed Spense Qu, a 11-year old sports commentator from Waukesha, WI. um ye
>> [_] Anon 2057980 You have killed Leland Waitman III, a 13-year old politician from Corvallis, OR. He will be succeeded by his children, Auroora, Charlene, and Tiebout. He was a member of Military Order of the World Wars. He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years.
>> [_] Anon 2057992 this game is the best shooter i've ever played
>> [_] Anon 2058001 >You have killed Dr. Neddie Placido II, a 10-year old gondolier from Middletown, CT. He will be succeeded by his children, Marsha, and Jenine. He was a member of September Eleventh Families for Peaceful Tomorrows.
>> [_] Anon 2058003 i'd feel guilty if these weren't jews
>> [_] Anon 2058006 You have killed Alister Dewit Sr., a 16-year old engineer from Rome, NY. He was a member of Quackwatch, Inc. and Loyal Order of Moose.
>> [_] Anon 2058012 If only she was a jew... Then I'd officially get hextouple points! You have killed Mrs. Gerry McPherson, a 19-year old butler from Syracuse, NY. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Garcon, and her son, Westbrook. She was a member of Chamber of Commerce, International Lesbian and Gay Association, Antiwar.com and American Automobile Association.
>> [_] Anon 2058015 Contradiction much? and what the hell is a 12 year old doing with a job? If you wanna make me feel guilty game, you're gonna hafta be consistent. You have killed Guenna Janetta Maurer, a 12-year old leatherer from Petersburg, VA. She was a member of In Defense of Animals.
>> [_] Anon 2058016 You have killed Angil Cuffling III, a 22-year old rat-catcher from Daytona Beach, FL. She was a member of Parents Anonymous. Good. I killed a deadbeat bitch. I hope she was trying to claim welfare before I killed her.
>> [_] Anon 2058023 You have killed Pierre Allen Combs, a 12-year old paleoseismologist from Parkersburg, WV. He will be succeeded by his children, Trace, and Terence.
>> [_] Anon 2058025 >># This is triple-impossible. 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2058049 IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! *bang*
>> [_] Anon 2058065 You have killed Rinaldo Radovnikovic, a 14-year old delivery man from Rapid City, SD. You have killed Estrella McRonald Jr., a 15-year old linguist from Beaumont, TX. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Inglebert. She was a member of AAIM Management Association.
>> [_] Anon 2058070 You have killed Merill Archibald Crerar II, a 11-year old stunt double from Gloucester, MA. First kill
>> [_] Anon 2058076 You have killed Antony Systems, a 95-year old prostitute from Springdale, AR. He will be succeeded by his children, Pennie, Wiley, Martyn, Harv, Wright, Alexina, Judye, and Stirling. He was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association and Fraser Institute.
>> [_] Anon 2058079 >You have killed Gertrud Xylia Matatall, a 96-year old pool boy from Neenah, WI. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Saunderson.
>> [_] Anon 2058098 You have killed Marcin Dagley, a 94-year old chimney sweep from Pekin, IL. He will be succeeded by his wife, Fifi.
>> [_] Anon 2058099 >You have killed Miss Rosalinde Beshai, a 11-year old verger from Pensacola, FL.
>> [_] Anon 2058100 You have killed Madam Candide Candace Spurlin, a 11-year old astronaut from Lynn, MA. She was a member of Uncaged Campaigns and The Society of Hispanic Veterans. Shiiiiet, what?
>> [_] Anon 2058102 >You have killed Christie Smuda, a 15-year old attorney at law from Norman, OK. He will be succeeded by his children, Lizzy, and Noach. He was a member of Anon for Animal Rights. Woah

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>> [_] Anon 2046951 >You have killed some hipster left wing shithead. He will not be missed.
>> [_] Anon 2046953 You have killed Melisande Kechichian, a 13-year old professor from Richland, WA. She was a member of The Society of Hispanic Veterans, Loyal Order of Moose, Sea Shepherd Conservation Society, Fleet Reserve Association and American Friends Service Committee.
>> [_] Anon 2046955 >You have killed Yves Clifton Tu, a 43-year old conductor from Opelika, AL. He will be succeeded by his wife, Ferdinanda. He was a member of America First Committee. His43rd birthday would have been in 7 days. I spot several errors
>> [_] Reaction Waterfiend 2046978 Video game characters don't have lives! SO KILL THEM! >:)
>> [_] Evil Waterfiend 2046979 Would you have the heart to kill the TF2 Heavy? :O
>> [_] Anon 2046980 >You have killed Alys Deugo, a 92-year old kickboxer from Glens Falls, NY. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Yves. >Alys Deugo's grandfather is missing her.
>> [_] Anon 2046981 You have killed Sir Simmonds Legris, a 11-year old art director from Suffolk, VA. He was a member of Equanimal. >11-year >art director
>> [_] Anon 2046986 >You have killed Constantinos Hendrik Trefry Sr., a 11-year old landlord from Palm Desert, CA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Arabele, and his children, Consolata, and Horacio. Ok then.
>> [_] > 2046996 You have killed Christ Murton Sr., a 73-year old vice president from Mission, TX.
>> [_] Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 2046998 You have killed Ms. Retha Flossie Reporting Sr., a 11-year old gigolo from Fort Smith, AR.
>> [_] Anon 2047016 >># hit me in the side, nice kill
>> [_] Anon 2047019 You have killed Dr. Bernetta Felicity Mermelstein Jr., a 12-year old king from Tyler, TX. She was a member of Sons of Union Veterans of the Civil War and Codependents of Sex Addicts.
>> [_] Anon 2047022 >You have killed Ivor Nohji, A 7-year old Wizard from Paradise, CA Okay then....
>> [_] Hakase !qt.G3GTvv6 2047023 >You have killed Staci Dolgov, a 14-year old undercover agent from Vancouver, WA. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Cristopher.
>> [_] Anon 2047027 You have killed Ferdinanda Lillis Jr., a 11-year old astronaut from Kankakee, IL.
>> [_] Anon 2047028 >11 year-old exotic dancer. Will be succeeded by his son. lolwhat.
>> [_] Anon 2047061 I.. I kind of feel bad. 'Why are you doing this. You are not getting any points. You won't level up.'
>> [_] Anon 2047063 You have killed Leese Habel, a 92-year old dramatist from Boise City, ID. She was not ready to die.
>> [_] Anon 2047064 Remember Reyna Marouchos? You killed her, and you don't even remember.
>> [_] Anon 2047069 >Killed a twelve year old preist >Member of LGBTQ Student organisation >Succeeded by her daughter
>> [_] Anon 2047074 >># A time traveler from before WWII! Sacre bleu!
>> [_] Anon 2047083 Dumbass guilt-trip bullshit. kill em all
>> [_] Anon 2047084 You have killed Mr. Garrott Lucio Dejongh, a 13-year old copywriter from Boca Raton, FL. He will be succeeded by his wife, Elmira. > Well now.
>> [_] Anon 2047094 >Did you see Reese Chrissy Mach's face? Did you see him face when you killed him? Did you hear him scream in pain? In fear? In agony? I did. >Feeling good about yourself? >You have killed Vic Chiem Jr., a 44-year old vicar from Jackson, MI. He was a member of Center on Conscience & War. >Remember Vic Chiem? You killed him, and you don't even remember.
>> [_] Anon 2047095 >Just because you can't feel their pain doesn't mean they don't feel it. o rly
>> [_] Anon 2047096 >Their blood will stain your hands forever. I love this game
>> [_] Anon 2047099 >Why are you killing all of these innocent people? They may mean nothing to you, but they mean the world to their families.
>> [_] Anon 2047100 >Stop doing this. You're not just hurting the people you're shooting, but their families and friends, too.
>> [_] Anon 2047101 >You have killed Mr. Matteo Brambley Sr., a 14-year old loan officer from Daytona Beach, FL. He was a member of Consumer Watchdog.
>> [_] Anon 2047103 where does this guy get all these bullets from

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[_] Anon 2022110 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2022122 You have killed Hector Newton O'Dwyer, a 16-year old manufacturer from Chattanooga, TN. He was a member of Paralyzed Veterans of America.
>> [_] Anon 2022126 You have killed Rahul Prasad McAleer II, a 16-year old general from Punta Gorda, FL. He was a member of American Ex-Prisoners of War and Association of Confederate Soldiers. /pol/ was right
>> [_] Anon 2022129 If I were one of those people id probably stop walking in the direction of the hundreds of dead bodies I placed before me
>> [_] Anon 2022131 You have killed Tamas Delisle III, a 36-year old dealer from East St. Louis, IL. fuck. I killed my dealer
>> [_] Anon 2022147 You have killed Ms. Kassia Clary Mior, a 82-year old terminator from Racine, WI. She will be succeeded by her children, Barry, and Austine. She was a member of Military Order of the Loyal Legion of the United States.
>> [_] Anon 2022149 >You know, Chris Wark liked video games. Before you killed him, that is. Apparently he didn't learn much. Must have been a casual.
>> [_] Anon 2022170 >You have killed Taylor Engelbert Hudyma, a 13-year old construction engineer from Fort Smith, AR. I get the point, but not only does this game need an age checker, there should kind of be something besides either shooting or nothing.
>> [_] Anon 2022177 You have killed Esmerelda Olympie Urbshas Sr., a 86-year old dj from Alameda, CA. She was a member of American Cold War Veterans and Confederate Survivors Association.
>> [_] Anon 2022179 You have killed Marjorie O'Shaughnessey, a 45-year old gladiator from Paradise, CA. She was a member of Libera!.
>> [_] Anon 2022180 You have killed Darian Bradee, a 13-year old fishwife from Santa Rosa, CA. He was a member of GI Rights Network. Who said children explotation?
>> [_] Anon 2022182 You have killed Maxwell Bancroft Blackshaw, a 13-year old merchant from Lawton, OK. He will be succeeded by his children, Rosalinde, Reynolds, and Suzzy.
>> [_] Anon 2022183 You have killed Obadias Donnie Naphan II, a 93-year old weaponsmith from Killeen, TX. He was a member of Sons of the American Revolution. >sorry, /k/...
>> [_] Anon 2022185 You have killed Mr. Joseph Townsend Gillstrom, a 11-year old make-up artist from Battle Creek, MI. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Antonia. He was a member of National Council Against Health Fraud.
>> [_] Anon 2022187 You have killed Steven Health-Safety, a 66-year old pirate from Coronado, CA.
>> [_] Anon 2022188 You have killed Ardeen Octavia Dall'oste II, a 74-year old librarian from Roanoke, VA. She will be succeeded by her husband, Chalmers. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association, Korean War Veterans Association and Aura's House.
>> [_] Anon 2022193 You have killed Sir Napoleon Catherwood, a 13-year old grammarian from Columbia, SC. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Kipp, and his children, Octavia, Renaldo, Sydney, and Kaye. He was a member of The National Grange of the Order of Patrons of Husbandry and Celebrate Recovery. Jesus christ Sir Napoleon was prolific.
>> [_] Anon 2022197 There sure are a lot of old fucks walking around.
>> [_] Anon 2022199 > Their blood will stain your hands forever. ... did I win?
>> [_] Anon 2022202 You have killed Dr. Bobbette Benedetta Gucer, a 11-year old harbourmaster from Kingsport, TN. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Ossie
>> [_] Anon 2022206 >># You disgust me
>> [_] Anon 2022215 i know this game is meant to make us feel bad but i'm not taking shit from anyone that makes a murder simulator
>> [_] Anon 2022223 You have killed Madam Daniel Oguz, a 58-year old custodian from Leavenworth, KS. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Nickie. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association. >no regrets
>> [_] Anon 2022227 You have killed Tadd Ewart Peng, a 14-year old ostler from Erie, PA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Ricky. He was a member of Nevada Shakespeare Company. Wait, what?
>> [_] Anon 2022228 You have killed Abdul Madison MacPherson, a >49-year old gunsmith from Winston-Salem, NC. He was a member of Jewish War Veterans of the USA and Catholic Worker Movement. > He was a member of Jewish War Veterans of the USA and Catholic Worker Movement. >and Catholic Worker Movement oh
>> [_] Anon 2022229 What happens if you pass roughly 8.5 billion kills?
>> [_] Anon 2022232 You have killed Mr. Flinn Wessenberg II, a 91-year old test pilot from Richmond, VA. He was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation. I don't know what I've just done.
>> [_] Anon 2022243 You have killed Zolly Harcourt Haughwout III, a 12-year old physicist from Anderson, SC.
>> [_] Anon 2022244 You have killed Roch Gallman, a 55-year old political scientist from Milwaukee, WI. She was a member of Survivors of Incest Anonymous. Oh god what
>> [_] Anon 2022247 >You know, Annabella Sherwin liked video games. Before you killed her, that is. jeez
>> [_] Anon 2022249 >Llewellyn Marilu Castelloe had a family. He had a job. He had a life. You took it from him. JEEZ
>> [_] Anon 2022253 >You have killed Johan Felice Payne, a 34-year old innkeeper from Pontiac, MI. He was a member of Association of Confederate Soldiers, Gay Straight Alliance Network International and Marijuana Anonymous. >Marijuana Anon okay what
>> [_] Anon 2022263 You have killed Archon Quizmaster, a 13-year old screenwriter from Morganton, NC. >ARCHON QUIZMASTER, 13-YEAR-OLD SCREENWRITER WHAT
>> [_] Anon 2022265 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1ruDaAth nU The game is 10x better with this playing in the background.
>> [_] Anon 2022268 You have killed Mrs. Anabelle Amargo Wilenius, a 61-year old rabbi from Modesto, CA. She was a member of Better Business Bureau. She was about to get a promotion at her job. I killed a jew about to get promoted. I think that's officially triple points!
>> [_] Anon 2022269 You have killed Cornela Foods Jr., a 68-year old genealogist from San Buena, CA. She was a member of Order of the Arrow. She was about to get a promotion at her job. Wat?
>> [_] Anon 2022272 You have killed Mr. Davidde Mohammed Sabri Sr., a 87-year old peddler from Hickory, NC. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Marilee, and his children, Briney, Lovell, Stevie, and Kory. He was a member of National Coordinating Committee to End the War in Vietnam. What is this the sixties? nam's been over for quite a while. Unless we're already here!
>> [_] Anon 2022274 You have killed Kelwin Misczak, a 26-year old fashion designer from Kalamazoo, MI. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Dannie. He was a member of Air Force Sergeants Association. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway. Goddamnit game, it's not fun when you do shit like this. I'm not supposed to be doing anyone any favors!
>> [_] Anon 2022283 >># if i may http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTSW4M28X Qg
>> [_] Anon 2022287 >You have killed Nonnah Lerch, a 89-year old notary from Moline, IL. She was a member of ChildVoice International. Her89th birthday would have been in 1 days. are you sure, voice? are you sure that's how birthdays work?
>> [_] Anon 2022292 >You have killed Noach Syres III, a 40-year old pornographer from New York, NY.

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[_] Anon 2019768 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2019786 >You have killed Dr. Randal Caryl Jennette II, a 11-year old bricklayer from Bangor, ME. >You have killed Lex Casper Bresee, a 13-year old registered nurse from Harrisburg, PA. >You have killed Dr. Anatollo Swinney III, a 17-year old sound technicial from Rogers, AR. >You have killed Rogers Kopfman, a 13-year old gofer from Bristol, TN. He was a member of Center on Animal Liberation Affairs. >You have killed Mrs. Marglerite Rummans, a 10-year old astrologer from Fort Lauderdale, FL. She was a member of Loyal Order of Moose. >You have killed Mr. Jerald Lazaro Aghili, a 15-year old physiognomist from Kansas City, KS. i don't think these are real people
>> [_] Anon 2019788 >You have killed Saudra Ellens, a 60-year old disc jockey from Elyria, OH. RIP in peace, saudra. i would've loved hanging out with a senior citizen DJ.
>> [_] Anon 2019790 You have killed Annissa Conlon Jr., a 15-year old flight instructor from Bryan, TX. oh, ok
>> [_] Anon 2019791 You have killed Sinclare Delaat Jr., a 16-year old political scientist from St. Louis, MO. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Nichol. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2019796 >You have killed Demetri Carl Steffey II, a 91-year old lifeguard from Lowell, MA. >Demetri Carl Steffey had a family. He had a job. He had a life. You took it from him. I have a feeling I just saved a lot of people.
>> [_] Anon 2019804 You have killed Netty Tybie Kwan Jr., a 58-year old paramedic from Gloucester, MA. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Webb. She was a member of Survivors of Incest Anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 2019806 You have killed Roderich Sartor III, a 92-year old pornographer from Auburn, AL. He was a member of American Cold War Veterans, Gamblers Anon and Toastmasters International. You have killed Gerry Hardyman Sr., a 16-year old poetrist from Bristol, VA. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Viki, and his children, Linnea, Jerome, Colette, Annalyse, Corrie, and Winonah.
>> [_] Anon 2019811 >You have killed Melissa Hardison II, a 12-year old detective from Newburgh, NY. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Noe. I like to think I did a good thing, what kid of kid gets married at 12?
>> [_] Anon 2019813 >># had the exact same feeling when i killed a 90 year old surgeon
>> [_] Anon 2019817 >You have killed Sir Guthry Rettie, a 14-year old negotiator from Bremerton, WA. well done
>> [_] Anon 2019821 You have killed Mitchael Graziano Jr., a 92-year old stripper from Albuquerque, NM. He was a member of Troops Out Now Coalition.
>> [_] Anon 2019835 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># You disgust me.
>> [_] Anon 2019844 >># :D
>> [_] Anon 2019845 >You have killed Graig Gardner Nentwich, a 13-year old financial adviser from Kenosha, WI. If you get Financial advice from a 13 year old you probably have a good reason to kill him
>> [_] Anon 2019846 >># Die.
>> [_] Anon 2019851 >># You first
>> [_] Anon 2019852 >Marylinda Claudia Brogley won't be making it to her best friend's birthday party tonight. Why did you do it? I Must collect more souls for my lord.
>> [_] Anon 2019854 >># Oh no, I insist.
>> [_] Anon 2019855 >Have you seen a doctor lately? Your thirst for blood might be a symptom of a serious mental disorder. Yes, in fact i just killed my doctor.
>> [_] Anon 2019857 >># No please, after you.
>> [_] Anon 2019858 >># How about we both kill ourselves on the count of three?
>> [_] Anon 2019859 >># Deal
>> [_] Anon 2019862 >You have killed Tabbitha Irani Sr., a 55-year old stripper from Albany, NY. She was a member of Codependents of Sex Addicts. WHY
>> [_] Anon 2019863 >You have killed Dr. Augusto Lacoste, a 11-year old magistrate from Victoria, TX. So many reasons to kill a magistrate.
>> [_] Anon 2019864 >># Because you decided to be a sick twisted soul.
>> [_] Anon 2019873 You have killed Ellen Rebecca Saulnier III, a 10-year old general from Neenah, WI.
>> [_] Anon 2019874 >># Child soldiers to the next level
>> [_] Anon 2019875 >You have killed Yonina Ribi Jr., a 18-year old pirate from Dover, NJ
>> [_] Anon 2019881 i fapped
>> [_] Anon 2019882 You have killed Yankee Shlomo CHOCS, a 62-year old manservant from Houma, LA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Ruella. WHAT THE FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2019886 You have killed Saba Chrissy Hummel, a 13-year old surveyor from Superior, WI. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Hersch, and her children, Natale, Liora, and Angelia. She was a member of International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission.
>> [_] Anon 2019901 You have killed Jackson Avi Ayyuce Sr., a 11-year old hitman from DeKalb, IL. He was a member of Foundation for Economic Education and ChildVoice International. I see there starting young eh ?
>> [_] Anon 2019910 >You have killed Grier Lebel, a 44-year old batman from Troy, NY. She will be succeeded by her children, Bennet, Maxie, and Rutherford. She was a member of Loyal Order of Moose and Center for Small Government. I can't stop laughing
>> [_] Anon 2019940 > You have killed Beowulf Mordecai Sr., a 12-year old medic from Normal, IL. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Robina, and his children, Jeralee, and Al. He was a member of A.N.S.W.E.R., World Society for the Protection of Animals, Animal Aid, Intermuseum Conservation Association and Animal Liberation Press Office. Wow... 12 years old, a medic, married, and with kids. Did he have any spare time at all? > You know, Beowulf Mordecai liked video games. Before you killed him, that is. Holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 2019945 >># >Beowulf Mordecai Holy shit.

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>> [_] Anon 2018104 You have killed Karry Morgan Sponchia Jr., a 45-year old hunter from Dothan , AL. She was a member of Sea Shepherd Conservation Society. Holy fuck, I'm from Dothan.
>> [_] Anon 2018106 took down a sniper, fuck yeah
>> [_] Anon 2018108 You have killed Catherine Furst Jr., a 13-year old matador from Granite City, IL. She will be succeeded by her son, Hurley. She was a member of World Society for the Protection of Animals.
>> [_] Anon 2018109 >How many innocent people more must you kill?
>> [_] Anon 2018111 You have killed Andri Grinham, a 12-year old banker from Santa Ana, CA. He was a member of Campaign for Liberty. >12 year old banker
>> [_] Anon 2018112 >># They're very common
>> [_] Anon 2018114 >You disgust me. :(
>> [_] Anon 2018115 You have killed Sir Zackariah Edouard Beswick, a 13-year old auditor from Sheboygan, WI. He will be succeeded by his wife, Danica.
>> [_] Anon 2018118 >Stop this MY BLOODLUST KNOWS NO BOUNDS >Why are you doing this I MUST REAP THE SOULS OF THE SINNERS
>> [_] Anon 2018121 You have killed Leif Jessie Charchanko, a 14-year old philologist from Tyler, TX.
>> [_] Anon 2018122 You have killed Saree Zarah Desilets, a 15-year old spy from Johnstown, PA. She will be succeeded by her husband, Ian, and her daughter, Acacia. You are horrible.
>> [_] Anon 2018123 Well, that was the most depressing thing I've ever played
>> [_] Anon 2018126 >># Have you seen a doctor? Your thirst for blood might be a symptom of a serious mental disorder.
>> [_] Anon 2018127 You have killed Sir Tadd Ozzie Cuddy, a 49-year old philanthropist from Baton Rouge, LA. Tadd Ozzie Cuddy's nephew is missing him.
>> [_] Anon 2018129 You have killed Madam Evangelina Cordell, a 14-year old coroner from Slidell, LA. You have killed Alfreda Ozmizrak Sr., a 15-year old skydiver from Aiken, SC. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2018130 You have killed Andrea Kwa, a 10-year old web designer from Texarkana, AR. She was a member of Aid Association of Lutherans. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2018134 You have killed Reggy Dimitris Lazar, a 13-year old etymologist from Iowa City, IA. #yolo
>> [_] Anon 2018137 >You have killed Luise Parmigiani III, a 10 year old winemaker from El Paso, TX
>> [_] Anon 2018139 You have killed Dr. Adlai Rau II, a 91-year old street musician from Battle Creek, MI. He will be succeeded by his daughter, Shina. He was on his way to church.
>> [_] Anon 2018140 >># You disgust me
>> [_] Anon 2018143 Just because you can't feel their pain doesn't mean they don't feel it.
>> [_] Anon 2018146 >You have killed Ewart Irvin Sudbey Sr., a 60 year old underwear model
>> [_] Anon 2018147 I killed a 13 year old parole office with three kids
>> [_] Anon 2018148 You have killed Crista Layney Gunawan, a 74-year old mobster from Florence, SC. You have killed Kalindi Sandiford, a 10-year old chief privacy officer from Indianapolis, IN. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Meyer, and her children, Rora, and Marijo. A good thing?
>> [_] Anon 2018152 Their blood will stain your hands forever. Why are you killing all of these innocent people? They may mean nothing to you, but they mean the world to their families. Do you ever get tired of this? Of killing people? Why are you doing this? You aren't getting any points. You won't level up if you kill a certain amount of people. They won't hurt you Stop this.
>> [_] Anon 2018154 >Trying to make me feel bad about killing LBGTOWGWTFBBQ supporters SRS get out
>> [_] Anon 2018155 >You have killed Hurley Roberto Chene III, a 16-year old chef from East St. Louis, IL. He was a member of Confederate Survivors Association, National Veteran-Owned Business Association and Public Patent Foundation.
>> [_] Anon 2018157 >You have killed Tuckie Jason Thibert, a 11-year old ethnologist from Utica, NY. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Lesya, and his children, Kam, Harcourt, Ace, and Muffin. He was a member of Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change and Animal Defense League.
>> [_] Anon 2018158 >># >his children, Kam, Harcourt, Ace, and Muffin >Kam, Harcourt, Ace, and Muffin >Ace, and Muffin >Muffin
>> [_] Anon 2018160 You have killed Thor Lewis LIBRARIAN, a 95-year old tea lady from Edinburg, TX. He was a member of The Council for National Interest. His life was just starting to look up again, too.
>> [_] Anon 2018161 >You have killed Regan Corrine DMS, a 10-year old engineer from Lake Charles, LA. She was a member of Long Island Alliance for Peaceful Alternatives, Royal Academy of Dance, Collegiate Veterans Association, International Society for Cryptozoology and Group for the education of animal related issues. She was not ready to die.
>> [_] Anon 2018162 You have killed Mr. Adrian Elliott Leduc, a 14-year old diver from Midland , TX. He will be succeeded by his children, Susy, Erminia, Hermione, Chevalier, Paddy, Dominick, and Hermy. He was a member of American Red Cross wow
>> [_] Anon 2018163 You have killed Madam Nari Amargo Blackshaw, a 19-year old flutist from Cape Coral, FL. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Shannan, and her children, Finley, Nickie, Odele, Julee, Kalle, Emmey, Violet, and Farley. She was a member of Sea Shepherd Conservation Society.
>> [_] Anon 2018165 Titus McNabb is still dead. There is no respawning in real life. Sonny Marshal Chychrun is still dead. There is no respawning in real life.
>> [_] Anon 2018167 >11 year old porn star with a husband >13 year old erotic dancer with 3 kids and a member of a military order shit like this made killing all those people fun
>> [_] Anon 2018168 >You have killed Zeke Wilton Butvich Jr., a 13-year old bureaucrat from Grand Junction, CO. >Killed a bureaucrat >13 years old Explains their stupid laws.
>> [_] Anon 2018169 >># I was actually amused when I killed those people
>> [_] Anon 2018170 You have killed Ilene Belk II, a 55-year old pimp from Fitchburg, MA. She will be succeeded by her children, Elmore, Cati, and Nikita. She was a member of Royal Academy of Dance.
>> [_] Anon 2018171 Did you see Alfie Jemmy Loyst's face? Did you see her face when you killed her? Did you hear her scream in pain? In fear? In agony? I did.
>> [_] Anon 2018176 You have killed Virgie Sfiroudis, a 94-year old nun from Sacramento, CA.
>> [_] Anon 2018178 >You have killed Lolande Keogh Jr., a 13-year old food critic from East Chicago, IN. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years.
>> [_] Anon 2018179 >># wat
>> [_] Anon 2018180 >You have killed Mamie Diffie, a 44-year old demolitionist from Gainesville, FL. She was a member of American Coalition of Citizens with Disabilities. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway. First time I got that.
>> [_] Anon 2018181 >># DOCTORS ARE FOR THE WEAK I AM ETERNAL
>> [_] Anon 2018184 >You have killed Martyn Hadleigh Glazer III, a 80-year old teacher from Providence, RI. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Alicea, and his children, Pamella, and Elliott. He was a member of Marijuana Anon and Antiwar.com. Found ya Reddit
>> [_] Anon 2018186 You have killed Marya Brandsen, a 10-year old correspondent from Texas City, TX.... You have killed Aleda Rundle, a 15-year old anchorman from Lancaster, CA... You have killed Kirsten Okura, a 10-year old fire safety officer from Lafayette, IN... >mfw they all had at least 2 kids >mfw I have no face
>> [_] Anon 2018187 >You have killed Olivie Pkg, a 13-year old real estate investor from Meriden, CT.
>> [_] Anon 2018189 You have killed Shantee Jacquelin Grabowski, a 11-year old porn star from Porterville, CA. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Pietro, and her children, Mason, Lex, Annette, Hanni, and Tally. She was a member of The World Can't Wait.
>> [_] Anon 2018192 >># What the hell. Who names their child Pietro?
>> [_] Anon 2018195 >># lel
>> [_] Anon 2018197 >This many replies Where am I?
>> [_] Anon 2018199 >># 4chan.org/f/
>> [_] Anon 2018200 My dick got hard when the text said that i have mental disorder.
>> [_] Anon 2018201 You have killed Dewey Errol Tsenter, a 14-year old mediator from Dearborn, MI. His 14th birthday would have been in 3 days.
>> [_] Anon 2018202 You have killed Cathlene Tsuk Sr., a 12-year old gigolo from Utica, NY. She was a a member of International Gay, Lesbian Refugee Council. 12 year old lesbian gigolo!
>> [_] Anon 2018203 >You have killed Mr. Francesco Teodorico Poole, a 37-year old mercer from Fort Collins, CO. Found one of Moot's illegal immigrant relatives
>> [_] Anon 2018204 You have killed Dr. Bevvy Simkin, a 22-year old prostitute from Saginaw, MI. She will be succeeded by her daughter, Fernandina. She was a member of Iraq Veterans Against the War and Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors.
>> [_] Anon 2018207 >You have killed Madlin Garg Jr., a 13-year old otorhinolaryngologist from Yuba City, CA. I killed a prodigy.
>> [_] Anon 2018208 Still waiting on the 10 year old gynecologist.
>> [_] Anon 2018221 It lost all impact entirely when the first person I killed had a code bugged name. It was like Lauren NMGTEST
>> [_] Anon 2018224 You have killed Winston Marv de Buda III, a 14-year old exotic dancer from Lynchburg, VA.
>> [_] Anon 2018249 >># I had a 13-year old bacteriologist. She bit the bullet.
>> [_] Anon 2018253 You have killed Daisy Willette Klimas Jr., a 12-year old chief of police from Denison, TX. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Cecil, and her children, Guenevere, Moshe, Patricio, Christian, and Carree. She was a member of Woodmen of the World. What the fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2018254 You have killed Reinhard Carmine Rennie, a 11-year old governess from Warren, OH. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Agnes, and his children, Tomasina, and Errol. He was a member of Better Business Bureau and American Ex-Prisoners of War. >governess >he
>> [_] Anon 2018262 It's my theory that somewhere, there's a group of serial killers who actually murdered all these people and let you play through that.
>> [_] Anon 2018264 >># BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
>> [_] Anon 2018266 >># or more like DICKS FOR THE BELL-END!
>> [_] Anon 2018269 >You have killed Calla Alburger, a 13-year old choreographer from Rogers, AR. She was a member of Marijuana Anonymous. What?
>> [_] Anon 2018270 69 get
>> [_] Anon 2018274 You have killed Loren Armando Grazzini Jr., a 17-year old pope from Seattle, WA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Caryl. He was a member of Port Militarization Resistance and Animal Aid. >17 Year old >Old Pope.
>> [_] Anon 2018275 77 get
>> [_] Anon 2018277 >># damn
>> [_] Anon 2018283 You have killed Immanuel Wang Hornacek, a 11-year old cobbler from Muncie, IN. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Madeline. He was a member of International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission. >11 year old >Married >Supporter of gay and lesbian rights My job is done
>> [_] Anon 2018284 84 get
>> [_] Anon 2018285 Killed alot of old people and kids that were married and had kids
>> [_] Anon 2018288 >># BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
>> [_] Anon 2018296 You have killed Somerset Rivest Jr., a 12-year old journalist from Woodland, CA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Chelsae, and his children, Wini, Jerri, Theresa, Crystal, Addie, Lisa, and Butler. He was a member of Imperial Society of Teachers of Dancing, National Coordinating Committee to End the War in Vietnam, Antiwar.com and American Institute for Conservation. >12 y/o >7 kids my sides.
>> [_] Anon 2018299 You have killed Mike Woodmen, a 43 year old rapist that was going home to murderfuck his 3 kids. good job!
>> [_] Anon 2018303 You have killed Lauren Formagie, a 10-year old level designer from Macon, GA. She was a member of Underwriters Laboratories. One less Bioware employee.
>> [_] Anon 2018317 You have killed Mariana Umeko Mohideen, a 13-year old sexton from Athens-Clarke County, GA. She was a member of Iraq Veterans Against the War.
>> [_] Anon 2018319 You have killed Kenton Lemuel Hartzel Jr., a 15-year old mayor from Vallejo, CA. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Camel, and his children, Vassily, Wyndham, John-Patrick, and Ferdinande. He was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation.
>> [_] Anon 2018321 You have killed Mrs. Cody Tildi Goetz Jr., a 13-year old geologist from Baltimore, MD. She will be succeeded by her husband, Wald, and her children, Jessey, and Clement. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation.
>> [_] Anon 2018327 You have killed Pepito Dana, a 87-year old prostitute from Napa, CA. He was a member of Knights of the Maccabees.
>> [_] Anon 2018328 You have killed Ms. Julienne Ekiert, a 27-year old laboratory worker from Houma, LA. She will be succeeded by her daughter, Phillis. She was a member of Compassion Over Killing. >Karma it's a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2018331 >You have killed Eddy Ali III, a 11-year old undertaker from Goldsboro, NC. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Bettye. He was a member of Catholic Worker Movement.
>> [_] Anon 2018337 >># Skulls for the skull throne!
>> [_] Anon 2018349 You have killed Yaakov Ribi, a 41-year old batman from Cincinnati, OH. He will be succeeded by his wife, Margery, and his son, Frazier. >41 y/0 Batman >Batman Where is your god now.

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[_] Anon 1954790 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1954792 this is fun
>> [_] Anon 1954807 I don't get it. There is no consequence other than some text you can't read because you shoot people so dang fast.
>> [_] Anon 1954810 You have killed Teddie Salada, a 11-year old pilot from Madera, CA. He will be succeeded by his wife, Ingeberg. He was a member of United States Fish and Wildlife Service. >mfw 11 year-olds in america can get a pilot's license and get married
>> [_] Anon 1954811 You have killed Dr. Abe Gentzler II, a 35-year old stunt performer from Moorhead, MN. Stop doing this. You're not just hurting the people you're shooting, but their families and friends, too.
>> [_] Anon 1954831 You have killed Lazarus Chiniwala, a 13 year old taxidermist. Whut.
>> [_] Anon 1954837 When do i get a gun upgrade?
>> [_] Anon 1954841 >># the age of consent is 17, 18 in some states you have to be 12 to get a pilots license fucking amateurs
>> [_] Anon 1954845 it's attempting to be deep but tl;dr on all the text
>> [_] Anon 1954851 I played this for more than an hour, not sure why
>> [_] Anon 1954865 You have killed Miss Hedy Petras, a 94-year old race driver from Yuma, AZ. I think I saved lives there the elderly are the worst drivers that cause the bad accidents and driving too slow.
>> [_] Anon 1954880 >># I once got a 9 year old Vietnam Vet.
>> [_] Anon 1954885 You have killed Garfield Hew Marrec, a 12-year old fishwife from Buffalo, NY. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Annmarie. He was a member of Military Order of the Purple Heart and Jewish War Veterans of the USA.
>> [_] Anon 1954888 I'd probably feel worse about shooting them if they weren't just these oh-so-retro little figures and actually looked like people and 12 year old 'nam vets. It's a neat idea though. We're too desensitized to violence.
>> [_] Anon 1954890 My guy was 18 years old and about to see his father whom had been away from my guy's life for twenty years.
>> [_] Anon 1954906 >You have killed Rayner Sherman Infocenter I KILLED AN ENTIRE FUCKING INFO CENTER GUYS AND ITS MOTHER IS STILL WAITING FOR A RESPONSE TO THAT EMAIL
>> [_] Anon 1954908 so does anyone else see a problem with a dude making a murder simulator and then filling it with insults for playing said murder simulator
>> [_] Anon 1954910 try and fucking stop me, the flash. seriously if I'm such a horrible human being, then put some npcs to oppose me. seriously, your point is kind of wasted if there's no opposition. make me feel wrong
>> [_] Anon 1954917 >You have killed Cordelia Elbertina Wilczewski, a 90-year old exotic dancer from Charlottesville, VA. What the fucking hell
>> [_] Anon 1954918 Fuck this is boring. Is this how mass shooting feel like when killing everyone? Holy shit how do they do it. They must need some ipod or shit
>> [_] Anon 1954926 >You have killed Nadeen Trinidad, a 86-year old pornographer from Dover, NJ. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Tyrone. Did the world a favour there. You're welcome Tyrone.
>> [_] Anon 1954942 >You have killed Sir Wildon Valliere, a 56-year old chimney sweep from Springfield, OH. He was a member of GI Rights Network and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association. So I killed a gay old chimney sweep.... nothing of value lost!
>> [_] Anon 1954944 im reading this in GlaDOS' voice it was good
>> [_] Anon 1954945 >You have killed Lyn Berke Coverdale Jr., a 12-year old sheriff from Hemet, CA. >You have killed Rayshell Darcy Anglin, a 11-year old hydraulic engineer from North Charleston, SC. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Marcello. She was a member of Paralyzed Veterans of America. GOTY
>> [_] Anon 1954958 Why am I doing this? I wouldn't have to if they weren't all niggers.
>> [_] Anon 1954967 I killed an 11-yr old Pornographer. I feel accomplished.
>> [_] Anon 1954983 You have killed Mr. Siffre Hershel Gaston, a 14-year old leatherer from Belleville, IL. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Prisca. He was a member of AARP, Order of the Arrow and Order of Scottish Clans. seems legit
>> [_] Anon 1954986 >># Shit, age of consent is 16 in some states
>> [_] Anon 1954987 what.... what am i.....
>> [_] Anon 1954997 >># Its like god giving people free will but if they don't worship him you'll burn in hell
>> [_] Anon 1955032 >You have killed Toddie Baron Kruziak, a 30-year old web designer from Schenectady, NY. He was a member of Grand Army of the Republic. >He was a member of Grand Army of the Republic >mfw
>> [_] Anon 1955035 >You have killed Murdoch Michaud, a 30-year old batman from Topeka, KS. >batman >BATMAN
>> [_] Anon 1955049 >You have killed Carolee D'lima, a 15-year old surgeon from Waco, TX.
>> [_] Anon 1955051 >You have killed Bennet Martyn Demir, a 92-year old drug dealer from State College, PA. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Elisabet. FUCK I JUST RUINED BREAKING BAD
>> [_] Anon 1955057 >You have killed Vally Dicks, a 80-year old bank teller from Rogers, AR. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Eben. >Vally Dicks I'm sorry, any serious message you had just went out the damn window.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1955063 >># there is no serious message. I made this as a psuedointellectual BUT WHAT IF THE PIXELS YOU SHOT PIXELS AT WERE REAL PEOPLE?? thing, and as soon as I made the random person generator I realized that not even actual hipsters would take this seriously because it was too fucking hilarious. but, alas, some people actually felt bad after playing this, or thought it had a deep message. fuckin' plebs.
>> [_] Anon 1955068 >># All I know is that the game insulting me just spurred me to kill more, for whatever reason. Also had a laugh at >You have killed Ben Menaker, a 35-year old chauffeur from Lynn, MA. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1955071 >># The insults and commentary were mostly added for humor value, too.
>> [_] Anon 1955072 >You have killed Burton Whittaker, a 10-year old mathematician from Fredericksburg, VA. He was a member of Debtors Anon and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association. u wot m8?

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[_] Bang Bang ! Anon 1926151 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1926159 >You have killed Kinna Guenevere Yamamoto, a 19-year old sheriff officer from Gary, IN. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Jeromy, and her children, Nisse, and Giovanna. She was a member of Bionomics Institute. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years. wat
>> [_] Anon 1926160 You have killed Ania Cherlyn Castro, a 14-year old king from Baton Rouge, LA. Heh.
>> [_] Anon 1926161 You have killed Johann Edmondson Jr., a 86-year old ordinary seaman from Providence, RI. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Roxane. He was a member of September Eleventh Families for Peaceful Tomorrows, Center on Conscience & War and British Ballet Organisation.
>> [_] Anon 1926162 >How many innocent people more must you kill? How many more "innocent people" are going to keep walking in front of a deranged gunman?
>> [_] Anon 1926164 i guess it's okay if you shoot everybody 2 times and they dont die. i regret nothing
>> [_] Anon 1926166 You have killed Harald Engelbert Huor, a 17-year old general from Longview, TX. I have done the world a favor if that's the case.
>> [_] Anon 1926171 I just killed a 10 year old engineer.
>> [_] Anon 1926174 >You have killed Angelica Krause Jr., a 12-year old stripper from Lawrence, KS. w-what have I done?
>> [_] Anon 1926177 You have killed Thorny Saunder Cohen, a 13-year old school principal from Appleton, WI. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Kevina.
>> [_] Anon 1926184 killing americunts as they whine about shit'n'stuff... >feelsgoodman.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1926190 >You have killed Kaleena Owensby, a 10-year old minister from Manchester, NH. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Hewet, and her children, Jerrome, Hudson, and Hellene. makes sense
>> [_] Anon 1926191 People get knighted at the age of 13...huh...
>> [_] Anon 1926196 You have killed Mr. Pennie Lefty Chagnon, a 62-year old police detective from Everett, WA. He was a member of Gamblers Anon and YMCA. Another useless member of society eliminated
>> [_] Anon 1926197 > You have killed Mrs. Bobbi Estabrooks, a 24-year old exotic dancer from Watsonville, CA. She was a member of Korean War Veterans Association. wat
>> [_] Anon 1926198 >># sometimes I forget how butthurt the rest of the world is about the US, then I read a comment like this and realize what a fag you foreign motherfuckers are.
>> [_] Anon 1926199 You have killed Mr. Barnabe Sandor Firerobin, a 13-year old hitman from Modesto, CA. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, May. why should I feel bad about this?
>> [_] Anon 1926203 >># don't cut yourself on all of that edge
>> [_] Anon 1926207 >12 year old electrical engineer jesus i killed a genius
>> [_] Anon 1926214 Probably inspired by this: http://xkcd.com/873/
>> [_] Anon 1926215 >You have killed Alyssa Mejdal, a 87-year old underwear model from Eugene, OR.
>> [_] Anon 1926227 >you have killed Bren Potvin, a 10 year old joker from new york. She was a member of the cold war veterans association. Cool, I killed the joker
>> [_] Anon 1926229 >># Jesus fuck, you're so dark and edgy you're like a filet knife made of black holes
>> [_] Anon 1926230 >You have killed Krysta Frederica Aguilar Sr., a 12-year old biographer from Schenectady, NY. She was a member of Code Pink: Women for Peace. GOOD. nipped that shit in the butt before it became a bigger problem.
>> [_] Anon 1926231 A 56 year old batman. What in the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1926232 Lay down suppression fire.
>> [_] Anon 1926234 >You have killed Mr. Iggy Magri, a 62-year old >superintendent from Rapid City, SD. He will be > succeeded by his caring wife, Vinnie. I didn't even know South Dakota had legalized gay marriage.
>> [_] Anon 1926240 >You have killed Dr. Hussein Warden Hardman, a 30-year old physician from Escondido, CA. And another terrorist falls by my hand.
>> [_] Anon 1926245 >You have killed Gustavus McGill Jr., a 10-year old sommelier from Harlingen, TX. He will be succeeded by his children, Pansie, and Trista. He was a member of Not in Our Name, International Gay, Lesbian Refugee Council and Sons of Confederate Veterans. fek
>> [_] Anon 1926248 You have killed Mrs. Jacinda Oestreich, a 15-year old financial adviser from White Plains, NY. Sure did.
>> [_] Anon 1926252 I wish the gun was automatic. Stupid, but still interesting concept. I already see grazy guys from PETA remaking this game, replacing people with animals. >You have killed Ms. Pig McPiggie, a 6-year old pig from Columbus, GA. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Hashim. She was a member of Central Committee for Pig Liberation.
>> [_] Anon 1926253 >># >crazy fix
>> [_] Anon 1926259 >># That's what I was thinking while I played this.
>> [_] Anon 1926262 >Feeling good about yourself? Oh yeah, I'm feelin great
>> [_] Anon 1926263 You have killed Thomas Guthrie Werick Jr., a 12-year old poulterer from Auburn, ME. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Nevsa. He was a member of Organic Consumers Association.
>> [_] Anon 1926265 >You have killed Lucius Mordecai Offers, a 38-year old swimmer from Hemet, CA. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1926267 >You have killed Dr. Kingsley Martyn Aulakh, a 16-year old teacher from Santa Maria, CA. He will be succeeded by his wife, Germain, and his children, Shepperd, Wilbert, and Lucie. Ha.
>> [_] Anon 1926274 You have killed Dr. Bogdan Maddie Goldberg, a 15-year old dealer from Columbus, GA. He will be succeeded by his wife, Bethany. Dafuq? 15 year old dr who is a dealer seems legit this game is fucking awesome
>> [_] Anon 1926276 >You have killed Sidnee SHOP, a 13-year old newscaster from Worcester, MA. He was a member of Marine Corps League. I cant stop laughing This game is teaching me nothing!
>> [_] Anon 1926284 You have killed Sholom Bing Karchevski, a 77-year old stripper from Bremerton, WA. He was a member of Cato Institute – Minarchist.
>> [_] Anon 1926286 You have killed Sir Graeme Hyde III, a 11-year old blacksmith from Sacramento, CA. He was a member of Cold War Veterans Association.
>> [_] Anon 1926288 >You have killed Dr. Ellwood Dimitrios Kechichian Jr., a 11-year old anesthesiologist from Fayetteville, AZ yup
>> [_] Anon 1926289 >You have killed Luce Kristin Kavis, a 17-year old system designer from Eugene, OR. She will be succeeded by her children, Ernesta, Ginelle, Roseanna, Ruthanne, Judith, Xenos, and William. She was a member of Consumer Watchdog, Disabled American Veterans and Anon for Animal Rights. Her sister will probably wonder what's taking her so long to get back home. A 17 year old system designer with 7 kids and lives with her sister She is either the greatest woman ever to have lived, or she has taken way too many dicks to get her job
>> [_] Anon 1926292 I killed a 13 yr old professor, she was married and had 3 children. Poor girl.
>> [_] Anon 1926293 >You have killed Reg Spinks Sr., a 11-year old physician from Pekin, IL. He will be succeeded by his wife, Nyssa. A father and a doctor at 11 years old.. I feel pretty fucking inadequate now
>> [_] Anon 1926297 I am extremely entertained by this game for some reason. How did the creator fuck up his goal of making a sad game so horribly?
>> [_] Anon 1926299 >># Random number generators 10 year olds with amazing jobs, wife and kids that is not possible, which is why its so funny
>> [_] Anon 1926301 >You have killed Ms. Lois Gundersen, a 14-year old model from Neenah, WI. She was a member of September Eleventh Families for Peaceful Tomorrows.
>> [_] Anon 1926303 >># Putting up proper constraints for professions and marriage is not that hard. He's just lazy.
>> [_] Anon 1926305 >># >that is not possible speak 4 yreself faget, I was banging chix at like 9 yers old and was driving around in my ferrary and didnt need no lisence because my dad was the mayor so the cops worked for me brah and then I banged all teh cerrleade4rs at prom but u wouldnt kno cuz yr a faget louser
>> [_] Anon 1926306 >You have killed Weider Georg Lamirande, a 47-year old security guard from Dallas, TX. He was a member of Cold War Veterans Association and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation. fucking lol
>> [_] Anon 1926308 >># yup lazy as fuck >># Hahahah
>> [_] Anon 1926311 >You have killed Phylis Melisenda Poyner, a 30-year old drug dealer from Lynn, MA. She was a member of Gamblers Anonymous. I'm not sure why I'm supposed to see a tragedy in that
>> [_] Anon 1926313 >You have killed Kessiah Morlee Tay, a 74-year old mechanical engineer from Melbourne, FL. She was a member of International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission, Cold War Veterans Association and Sea Shepherd Conservation Society. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway. HAHAHAHAHA ok seriously this can't possibly be meant to be a sad game that makes you think
>> [_] Anon 1926314 Can't corner the Dorner
>> [_] Anon 1926316 >You have killed David Antoine Jessup III, a 60-year old gigolo from Ogden, UT. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Tamara, and his children, Elana, and Nat.
>> [_] Anon 1926317 You have killed Dr. Dita Silverman, a 11-year old climatologist from Scottsdale, AZ. She was a member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. >One less PETA in the world
>> [_] Anon 1926321 >You know, Elbertine Gebhardt liked video games. Before you killed her, that is. what have i done
>> [_] Ortlinde 1926322 You have killed Staffard Latulippe a 64 year old exotic dancer (ew) He was a member of the international gay, lesbian, transgender, bisexual queer youth and student origansaion (lolwut)
>> [_] Anon 1926332 You have killed Kalie Robinett Brunet, a 11-year old soda jerk from Norfolk, VA. She will be succeeded by her children, Valentin, Mady, Koral, and Cristen. She was a member of Future of Freedom Foundation. Times are hard.
>> [_] Anon 1926333 OP is a fag.
>> [_] Anon 1926337 "You have killed Ms. Trudie Farah Masse, a 4-year old genealogist from Akron, OH. She was a member of The National Grange of the Order of Patrons of Husbandry. " I'm fucking done.
>> [_] Anon 1926344 Killed a 93 year old porn star. I think I did him a favor.
>> [_] Anon 1926349 >># you my good sir... are a fag as well
>> [_] Anon 1926362 >You have killed Perrine Charil Keveny, a 43-year old optometrist from Charleston, WV. She was a member of Blinded Veterans AssociationCatholic War Veterans. THE SAD, SAD IRONY
>> [_] Anon 1926368 >># WAT
>> [_] Anon 1926381 >You have killed Sir Newton Keighley, a 16-year old pirate from Santa Ana, CA. He was a member of International Lesbian and Gay Association.
>> [_] Anon 1926383 >You have killed Marni Dunning, a 14-year old bellhop from Owensboro, KY. She was a member of Alcoholics Anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 1926384 >You have killed Sir Wolfie Yakibchuk, a 13-year old gofer from Portland, ME. He was a member of AARP. wot
>> [_] Anon 1926386 >You have killed Madam Elfreda Hudson, a 90-year old evangelist from San Benito, TX. She was a member of International Gay, Lesbian Refugee Council. Haha what.
>> [_] Anon 1926387 >You have killed Parke Uriah Ferland, a 17-year old juggler from Annapolis, MD. He was a member of American Institute for Conservation, American Cold War Veterans, Gay Straight Alliance Network International and Sons of the American Revolution. 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1926388 >You have killed Renault Meyer Remillard II, a 85-year old illuminator from Bowling Green, OH. He was a member of National Coordinating Committee to End the War in Vietnam and Military Order of the Loyal Legion of the United States. Longest one I got.
>> [_] Anon 1926392 >You have killed Rollo Noe Mujahed, a 32-year old executive from St. Cloud , MN. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway. Yaaaaaaay.
>> [_] Anon 1926393 >You have killed Petr Torey Kung, a 91-year old pope from Elyria, OH. HOLY SHIT I KILLED THE POPE
>> [_] Anon 1926395 >You have killed Mohammed Neall Hickman, a 29-year old marshal from Akron, OH. He will be succeeded by his children, Thad, Nanice, Hattie, Thatch, and Town. He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years. Those aren't sand nigger names.
>> [_] Anon 1926400 >You have killed Toby Gryder III, a 20-year old prostitute from Toledo, OH. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years. >Remember Toby Gryder? You killed her, and you don't even remember. I REMEMBER THAT CUNT. SHE'LL NEVER SEE HER FATHER NOW. >You have killed Jere Varley, a 14-year old interrogator from Jackson, TN. She was a member of Order of the Arrow. >You have killed Seana Imojean Dolson, a 12-year old gondolier from Fort Worth, TX. She was a member of Jewish War Veterans of the USA. >You have killed Barty Tanny Hiller, a 10-year old marine from Bloomington, IN. He was a member of Cocaine Anonymous. These people make Beethoven look like a piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 1926403 Matters not whence the blood flows, only that it does.
>> [_] Anon 1926406 >># That one's actually spot on
>> [_] LONGEST ONE I GOT Anon 1926407 You have killed Keenan MacKinnon, a 50-year old chief executive officer from Orlando, FL. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Raphaela. He was a member of Knights of the Golden Eagle. His sister will probably wonder what's taking him so long to get back home.
>> [_] Anon 1926408 >You have killed Mose Schousboe, a 28-year old marshal from Jacksonville, NC GOOD! Motherfuckers wont pull me over now.

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[_] Anon 1904817 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1904824 >You have killed Katrinka Carlynne Raiswell Sr., a 11-year old flight attendant from Auburn, ME. She will be succeeded by her children, Bailey, Tarzan, and Natale.
>> [_] Anon 1904828 >You have killed Dr. Ezechiel Tab Armbruster, a 11-year old flight technician from Fitchburg, MA. He was a member of United States Power Squadrons. 11-year old doctor flight technician. I don't want to fly in this world.
>> [_] Anon 1904830 >14 year old mayor i'm sort of glad i killed him.
>> [_] Anon 1904837 >You have killed Miss Matty Hollenbeck II, a 10-year old gunsmith from Gadsden, AL. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Rodger. Rodger, you sick, beautiful fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1904839 >Kill 11-year olds >With three children >That is one sick, sick world
>> [_] drline 1904840 good game make more
>> [_] Anon 1904846 >You have killed Kaile Bill Chattoe, a 94-year old pornographer from Bremerton, WA. Uhhh.
>> [_] Anon 1904863 I think I killed thousands of people. They kept coming and coming and coming. I justified it with the fact that they were totally out to get me. After accidentally shooting a man, why else would they keep coming at me? After the first hundred I became a force of nature reinstating the natural selection: perhaps if they were stupid enough walking towards a giant pile of dead bodies and a guy shooting at them: they didn't deserve to live. I was simply there protecting myself. Then the narrating voice in my head made me angry "Stop doing this!", it said. *bang bang bang* "don't tell me what to do!" Eventually I got bored and the people just walked past me. I suppose they accepted me as a demigod creature with the right to decide who lives and who dies. Shit was awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1904868 >You have killed Felicio Kok, a 45-year old physician assistant from Palm Bay, FL. He was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation.
>> [_] Anon 1904869 >You have killed Karrie Raphaela Minetola, a 13-year old brain surgeon from Millville, NJ. Holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 1904870 >You have killed Wilburn Brodie Snedeker II, a 12-year old cellist from Springfield, MA. He was a member of Libera! and Veterans for Peace. child soldier lol >Nikki Tony Syres is still dead. There is no respawning in real life. that one made me think >You have killed Clive Alikhan, a 10-year old master of ceremony from North Chicago, IL. master of ceremony >You have killed Loria Cori Burleson, a 19-year old butler from Anaheim, CA. She will be succeeded by her husband, Elihu. She was a member of Americans for Limited Government. >You have killed Mahmud Floch, a 34-year old crammer from Athens-Clarke County, GA. He was a member of Code Pink: Women for Peace, Center for Small Government and Emotions Anonymous. what's with all these small government groups?
>> [_] Anon 1904871 >># >Their blood will stain your hands forever. >Do you ever get tired of this? Of killing people? has anyone killed enough to get something cool to happen? >Why are you doing this? You aren't getting any points. You won't level up if you kill a certain amount of people. They won't hurt you. lol >You have killed Jason Sziladi Sr., a 37-year old medical transcriptionist from Alexandria, LA. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Kirsti. He was a member of Chamber of Commerce. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway. kind of a mixed message? I think I could do this for an hour or more
>> [_] Anon 1904873 >You have killed Emil Stanly Popa III, a 11-year old prostitute from Beloit, WI. He was a member of Collegiate Veterans Association.
>> [_] Anon 1904879 >># >has anyone killed enough to get something cool to happen? >># here. I killed thousands. I painted the road black. The flash player was having hard time rendering all that dead meat. Nothing happened. It goes on forever or until you manage to crash the whole flash.
>> [_] Anon 1904890 >># I wasn't sure that was serious anyone know where this originated? is it serious? I kept hoping something cool would happen
>> [_] Anon 1904894 After killing a great number of random people, I decided to change how I played the game. I didn't kill them; I wasn't feeling generous. See, if I was wanted to, I could have saved them from their pointless existence, freeing them from the life of a sprite in a flash game, forever walking towards a nonexistent city. No, I decided to let them live, let them walk forever, and show how truly insignificant they were to me, that I wouldn't even let them fulfill the purpose they served. Of course, I always remembered to shoot one bullet into teach of them. That scar, inflicted upon their bodies, will forever remind them that I and I alone chose whether they lived or died, but decided that they weren't even worth the effort of finishing the job.
>> [_] Anon 1904924 >you killed XXX he will be succeeded by his wife Annabelle 15 minutes later: >you killed Annabelle. okay, all I wanted was the closure
>> [_] Anon 1904934 is this the result of xkcd?
>> [_] Anon 1904941 >You have killed Miss Zorina Thomasin Conway, a 16-year old sniper from Hemet, CA. She was a member of Cocaine Anonymous. Morally Right!
>> [_] Anon 1904966 I read this in GLaDOS voice
>> [_] Anon 1904970 hold R and click as fast as you can for minigun
>> [_] Anon 1904977 >You have killed Enrico Anders Disher, a 13-year old sanitation worker from Modesto, CA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Austin.
>> [_] Anon 1904982 this is almost as entertaining as making abominations in UTG
>> [_] Anon 1904983 How does a 10 year old girl have a husband, a job, and tree children?
>> [_] Anon 1904984 Hey OP, thanks for reposting my game! Feels good man! >># Thanks! I already made a semi-sequel to this: Shitty Fucking Art Game. Googling it would work. >># I just grabbed random lists I found online for everything; names, occupations, and groups. I have no idea where I found them. >># >># Nothing cool ever happens. >># It was originally supposed to be a satire of shitty art games trying to be deep by posing the pseudointellectual question of "what happens to all the vidya people you kill?" but once the random generators started churning out 13 year old brain surgeons and shit, I decided it was better off that way. >># I made this almost a year before the xkcd comic came out.
>> [_] Anon 1905004 You have killed Faun Elly Snapper Jr., a 42-year old executioner from Decatur , AL. She was a member of Paralyzed Veterans of America, National Coordinating Committee to End the War in Vietnam, Consumers Union and Survivors of Incest Anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 1905017 >># Oh god hahah
>> [_] Anon 1905021 >You have killed Madam Revkah Yaung, a 10-year old matador from Milwaukee, WI.
>> [_] Anon 1905025 >You have killed Desiri Kyzer Sr., a 11-year old philologist from Lafayette, IN. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Domenico. She was a member of Society of the Cincinnati. all of my wat
>> [_] Anon 1905043 You have killed Sir Hagen Raney, a 42-year old court jester from Lorain, OH. He was a member of Fraser Institute. Wasn't even funny.
>> [_] Anon 1905044 >You have killed Silvain Pooh Chung Jr., a 16-year old shepherd from New York, NY. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Sena. He was a member of Knights of Pythias. He seems like he used to be an interesting peron.

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[_] you are a horrible person Anon 1894110 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1894133 >MFW I killed an 11 year old taxi driver from my state. >MFW no face
>> [_] Anon 1894135 I'm sorry but a married sex addicted 11 year old should not be allowed to exist in this world, I'm doing it a favor.
>> [_] Anon 1894156 You have killed Simonne Wilone Piel, a 10-year old bar keeper from New Braunfels, TX. She was a member of Disabled American Veterans. wat
>> [_] Anon 1894160 You have killed Benetta Levin, a 11-year old court jester from Evanston, IL. She will be succeeded by her husband, Irwin. You have killed Sir Roice Ulrick Tilson, a 19-year old producer from Fort Lauderdale, FL. He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years. You have killed Gail Lynn Ennis, a 11-year old genealogist from San Francisco, CA. You have killed Sloan Agnew III, a 12-year old ordinary seaman from Baytown, TX. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Stoddard. You have killed Adara Bringhurst II, a 12-year old resource room assisstant from Leavenworth, KS.
>> [_] Anon 1894164
>> You have killed Andrey Willmott Currin, a 69-year old street sweeper from Kent, OH. He will be succeeded by his children, Dory, Langston, and Ephrem.
>> Andrey Willmott Currin won't be making it to his best friend's birthday party tonight. Why did you do it?
>> You know, Andrey Willmott Currin liked video games. Before you killed him, that is.
>> You know, Andrey Willmott Currin liked video games. Before you killed him, that is.
>> Andrey Willmott Currin's uncle's birthday is today.
>> Remember Andrey Willmott Currin? You killed him, and you don't even remember.
>> Why are you killing all of these innocent people? They may mean nothing to you, but they mean the world to their families. Because Fuck Andrey Willmott Currin and fuck you for riding his decrepit dick.
>> [_] Anon 1894166 You have killed Marwin Kristos Stansbury, a 63-year old speech therapist from Bloomington, IL. He was a member of Compassion Over Killing. Did I just kill myself?
>> [_] Anon 1894198 >You have killed Mr. Dickey Roderic Mcconnell, a 10-year old singer from Greenville, NC. He will be succeeded by his children, Barbaraanne, Maximilien, Wilmer, Albina, Dorian, and Cassondra. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway. Well shit. That's dark. >You have killed Corrie McAllister, a 50-year old notary from Waco, TX. She was a member of International Lesbian and Gay Association and Vietnam Veterans Against the War. >From Waco, TX >Not a true patriot She deserved death your honor! She was a traitor, a statist!
>> [_] Anon 1894199 >You have killed Ivette Lande, a 12-year old welder from Waco, TX. She will be succeeded by her husband, Alejandro. She was a member of Disabled American Veterans. what
>> [_] Anon 1894202 I pretended I was shooting balls of cookie dough at everyone and I gave everyone at least one. Everyone was happy and they moved along with a mouthful of cookie dough.
>> [_] Anon 1894218 >You have killed Shayne Vaughan Farr II, a 70-year old pornographer from Bristol, VA. He will be succeeded by his wife, Jillene, and his son, Dory.
>> [_] Anon 1894229 You have killed Haven US, a 10-year old pornographer from Boise City, ID. >ahahaha whaaat?
>> [_] Anon 1894230 You have killed Josefina Katine Garey, a 18-year old sheriff from Clearwater, FL. You have killed Madam Shelley Smerdell, a 87-year old veterinarian from Fresno, CA. Her87th birthday would have been in 4 days. You have killed Marlie Elene Macpost, a 11-year old kinesiologist from Newark, DE. She was a member of Improved Order of Heptasophs. What the hell is a kinesiologist?
>> [_] Anon 1894231 You have killed Devon Melody Chalmers, a 13-year old hotelier from Concord, NC. She will be succeeded by her children, Ozzie, Myrna, and Vernor. She was a member of The Society of Hispanic Veterans and Better Business Bureau. >im hoping they were triplets...
>> [_] Anon 1894235 You have killed Charmaine Annabela Rantala, a 14-year old logistician from Lynn, MA. She was a member of Sons of Union Veterans of the Civil War and Funeral Consumers Alliance. You disgust me. You have killed Iolande Saxena, a 15-year old cryptographer from Burlington, VT. She will be succeeded by her husband, Butch, and her son, Zach. She was a member of Animal Liberation Leagues. You have killed Aubry Danette Norndon, a 10-year old chief executive officer from Melbourne, FL. You have killed Zeb Wandel, a 79-year old porn star from San Bernardino, CA. His79th birthday would have been in 6 days. Thanks? It was fun?
>> [_] Anon 1894237 >You have killed Rennie Riccitelli II, a 11-year old importer from Beloit, WI. She was a member of Cold War Veterans Association. What
>> [_] Anon 1894238 >You have killed Jobye Ronica Godcharles Jr., a 15-year old food critic from Raleigh, NC. Her sister will probably wonder what's taking her so long to get back home. >You have killed Fey Josi St-Martin, a 11-year old pawnbroker from Rochester, NY. She was a member of Toastmasters International and Center on Conscience & War. >You have killed Carley Scholes Sr., a 25-year old batman from Santa Fe, NM. >You have killed Jeffrey Fouts, a 14-year old dog walker from Providence, RI. He was a member of European Environment Agency. >You have killed Trev Finney Jr., a 11-year old etymologist from Vineland, NJ. I killed batman, a EU Environmentalist, a etymologist, some pawnbroker, and a food critic.. i am only ashamed at completing the job the Joker failed to do.
>> [_] Anon 1894241 >># The Joker never wanted to kill the Batman. The Batman had to kill himself.
>> [_] Anon 1894244 When i play this all i Feel like This http://images.4channel.org/f/src/Strutti n.swf
>> [_] Anon 1894260 You have killed Monya Nickerson a 82 years old exotic dancer from San Jose CA. she was a member of the American Red Cross. Her 82nd birthday would have been in 2 days
>> [_] Anon 1894261 Damn, I haven't seen this in a while. Almost forgot it existed. Thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 1894263 You have killed Karlotta Larkin, a 10-year old sanitation worker from Dallas, TX. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Galen, and her children, Glenda, Hollyanne, and Reggi.

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[_] Interesting Professions for Games? Anon 1846979 What would be a good job for a game to be based off of? A lot of seemingly boring jobs have made some fun games (Farmer: Harvest Moon, Lawyer: Phoenix Wright, etc). Flash mildly related - basically a random job generator. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1846989 >You have killed Sol Stevy Petrey II, a 11-year old monk from Charleston, WV.
>> [_] Anon 1846990 CAN'T STOP MURDERING
>> [_] Anon 1846992 >You have killed Brinkley Barnebas Iacovo, a 28-year old wireless operator from West Memphis, AR. He was a member of United States Fish and Wildlife Service and Western Animal Rights Network. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway. lol
>> [_] Anon 1846993 Sorry I kept killing
>> [_] Anon 1846994 >You have killed Davidde Izaak Stasyszyn Jr., a 10-year old bargeman from Atlanta, GA. He was a member of Animal Aid. Damn ruskie got what he deserved.
>> [_] Anon 1846995 I got a 16-year old mercer named Dimitri with a loving wife and two kids.
>> [_] Anon 1846996 its not my fault they keep coming at me.
>> [_] Anon 1847000 http://imgur.com/KxyRE Alright, I've managed to create a solid polygon from the shooter's feet to the edge of the screen where the bodies spawn. What should I do now?
>> [_] Anon 1847001 >># W,A,S,D
>> [_] Anon 1847003 >># I know right, jut figured that out
>> [_] Anon 1847005 >># HOLY SHIT THANK YOU BASED ANON
>> [_] Anon 1847007 >># I don't see it.
>> [_] Anon 1847008 >># the keys, on your keyboard
>> [_] Anon 1847013 >># where?
>> [_] Anon 1847014 how do I kill myself?
>> [_] Anon 1847019 >># north of "x key" is S east of Capslock is A South of "2 key" is W West of "F key" is D
>> [_] Anon 1847022 >># I'm using a mac I still can't see it. It only says on and off. Please help.
>> [_] Anon 1847024 >># ok here is how you fix your problem sir 1) spread peanut butter on screen 2) throw mac out window 3) kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 1847026 >># You're just mad because you cannot think differently, like a smart mac user. :)
>> [_] Anon 1847027 >># see >>#
>> [_] Anon 1847035 I LOL'd one of them said "You killed (*insert foreign name here*) a 23 year old mobster from blah blah blah, HAHAHAHA so if I killed enough of them I actually killed one that counted, this game is fun
>> [_] Anon 1847038 >># Here is how you kill yourself: 1) Open mouth 2) Put hands in mouth, pull both cheeks away from face, like goatse. 3) Keep pulling until cheeks completely ripped 4) Jam thumbs into eyes as hard you can (don't miss, or else you may stuff your thumbnail!) 5) Rip off penis and staple to head 6) Wait 15 minutes.... 7) Done! This is the most efficient technique I know. If anyone else has any other home remedies for suicide that are better, please contact me.
>> [_] Anon 1847040 >You have killed Mona Corene Gaspard III, a 13-year old exotic dancer from Flagstaff, AZ.
>> [_] Anon 1847041 >># I did it but I'm still alive help, it hurts.
>> [_] Anon 1847045 >a 12 year old labourer from Northville, he was a memeber of the chamber of commerce What?
>> [_] Anon 1847046 Just killed a 13-year old miner. Feels good.
>> [_] Anon 1847050 >You have killed Lillian Tolson, a 94-year old terminator from Spartanburg, SC. YOU'RE WELCOME JOHN CONNOR
>> [_] Anon 1847056 >You have killed Shem Julius MacDermaid Sr., a 10-year old underwear model from Lawton, OK. He was a member of Group for the education of animal related issues.
>> [_] Anon 1847061 You have just killed eddy tom seligous, a 15 year ol pimp from sometown nj Oh god wat
>> [_] Anon 1847062 Dr blah blah, 12 year old Vetrenarian... seems legit
>> [_] Anon 1847067 >You have killed Sir Rog Sidney Centre, a 14-year old postman from Springfield, OH. He will be succeeded by his children, Rosemaria, Elysha, Isa, Cristina, Elden, Kym, and Kevina. He was a member of American Coalition of Citizens with Disabilities. He had to be stoped.
>> [_] Anon 1847069 >why does /f/ failgreentext on autoupdate
>> [_] Anon 1847071 > 13 year old enginerr > 14 year old dancer > 96 year old joggler (?) > 10 year old stock breeder, loving wife, son > 92 year old baker > Cletus, 15 year old mayor > Why are you doing this? You aren't getting any points. You won't level up if you kill a certain amount of people. They won't hurt you. > You have killed Dr. Odelia Hyers, a 48-year old hitman from St. Charles, MO. 10/10, would massacre again (you can actually highlight all the text and copy it in a word document. Murdered 15 pages worth of people)
>> [_] Anon 1847077 You have killed Mr. Redford Ulrich Etzell, a 13-year old lineman from Mobile, AL. He will be succeeded by his children, Merwin, Alister, and Elbertine. dayum son
>> [_] Anon 1847079 >You have killed Melinde Lenzi, a 30-year old batman from Tulsa, OK. She was a member of Washington Conservation Guild and Port Militarization Resistance. nooo batman also the music from eyecancer futa goes perfectly with this shoot to bang
>> [_] Anon 1847088 >mfw these people deserve to die Seriously, if they are stupid enough to calmly walk through a street wet with blood and filled with bodies toward a strange looking man standing on a pile of bullet shells, they are getting what they deserve.
>> [_] Anon 1847091 You have killed Sir Orlando Chaar, a 71-year old prostitute from Detroit, MI. He will be succeeded by his children, Ginevra, and Belicia.
>> [_] Anon 1847094 a 73-year old bailiff swallowed 14 bullets before goin down. >># Maybe they are blind :O ..and deaf! >:O
>> [_] Anon 1847097 >># word of god says "they think it's part of a movie! they want to be famous!"
>> [_] Anon 1847099 HAH! You have killed Hyacintha Montreuil, a 27-year old wet nurse from Muskegon, MI. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Wayland, and her children, Valentina, and Doreen.
>> [_] Anon 1847107 > You have killed Durward Magri Sr., a 11-year old coroner from Modesto, CA. He was a member of National Coalition for Homeless Veterans.
>> [_] Anon 1847110 >># >think differently >every single mac look the same Explosions in my head
>> [_] Anon 1847127 stopped being fun whren the text got all preachy

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[_] [G] You are horrible. Anon 1656758 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1656761 >A 13 year old business administratior from melbourne, FL > 13 year old
>> [_] Anon 1656766 > 16 year old stockbroker
>> [_] COME ON AND SLAM 1656774 >14 year old probation officer
>> [_] Anon 1656775 You have killed Olly Haaksman, a 11-year old geographer from Odessa, TX. She was a member of Sons of Norway.
>> [_] Anon 1656776 >94 year old heavy weight lifter >ninety fucking four
>> [_] Anon 1656777 >14 year old pope >with a wife and kids
>> [_] Elle Lowel !pY5mGGxSYY 1656779 This game would be alot better with GLaDOS' voice in it.
>> [_] COME ON AND SLAM 1656780 >># They're Japanese
>> [_] Anon 1656782 >You have killed Candide Oralie Boal, a 47-year old >pimp from Mission, TX. She was a member of The >World Can't Wait and American Legion. I win.
>> [_] Anon 1656784 xdfdju
>> [_] Anon 1656786 >93 year old construction worker >Bitch he dead before I shot him.
>> [_] COME ON AND SLAM 1656787 Maybe I'd kill more people in real life if I got to see their procedurally-generated bios.
>> [_] Anon 1656789 >10 year old cardinal >member of Cocaine Anon >lolwut
>> [_] Anon 1656791 >11 year old cowboy and veteran >He had a wife and kids I just can't take this serious
>> [_] Anon 1656792 >You have killed Schuyler Collin Emro, a 11-year old cook from Sheboygan, WI. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1656793 >You have killed Tuckie Quent Frodsham, a 11-year old brewer from Monroe, LA. He was a member of Iraq Peace Action Coalition.
>> [_] Anon 1656794 >You have killed Jeremy Lopes, a 16-year old chief of police from Concord, NC.
>> [_] Anon 1656795 >16 year old female >Member of the Veterans of Cold War Veterans Association
>> [_] COME ON AND SLAM 1656796 You have killed Dr. Welbie Dmitri Brownlie III, a 15-year old pimp from Leavenworth, KS.
>> [_] Anon 1656798 >17 year old proctologist
>> [_] Anon 1656799 >You have killed Tamar Ronni Gruska, a 52-year old pope from Leominster, MA. >killed pope >You have killed Karleen Bobbie Sinanan, a 88-year old gravedigger from Madera, CA. She will be succeeded by her children, Tod, and Antonina. >ironic >You have killed Allin Pearse Jr., a 14-year old lighthouse keeper from Birmingham, AL. He was a member of Disabled American Veterans, Future of Freedom Foundation and Animal Defense League.
>> [_] Anon 1656802 >You have killed Zared Page Lamirande, a 18-year old comedian from Fredericksburg, VA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Alyssa, and his children, Mack, Teddie, Prasun, and Marcos. He was a member of European Environment Agency and Antiwar.com. >18 years old >4 children
>> [_] Anon 1656803 >You have killed Mrs. Calida Astalos, a 17-year old diplomat from Newburgh, NY. >She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Stacy. >She was a member of Anti-War Committee. husband named Stacy. oh rly
>> [_] Anon 1656810 this game would be better if like every 1 person in 10 persons was actually out to kill you when they got close to you but you couldn"t tell the difference so it's like kill everyone or get killed, and like it judged your morals based on that
>> [_] Anon 1656823 >You have killed Rozanna Aurel Nixon, a 10-year old manservant from College Station, TX. I think I did him a favor.
>> [_] Anon 1656827 >He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years. That feel...
>> [_] Anon 1656828 >You have killed >11 year old proctologist who was going to kill himself when he got home anyway Go fuck yourself
>> [_] Anon 1656834 You have killed Flossi Adkinson, a 10-year old exotic dancer from Ashland, OR. She will be succeeded by her children, Magnum, Harold, and Elwyn. She was a member of Public Patent Foundation. <_< She is 10 and has 3 kids?! WTF!!
>> [_] Anon 1656835 what the fuck is a "joggler"
>> [_] Anon 1656837 >>You have killed Zonnya Hogue, a 17-year old ophthalmologist from Joplin, MO. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years. Math dont add up here...
>> [_] Anon 1656840 >You have killed Dr. Schuyler Kaid, a 80-year old escort from Troy, NY. He will be succeeded by his son, Christos. He was a member of Paralyzed Veterans of America. >80 year old escort
>> [_] Anon 1656841 You have killed Dr. Davie Standrin, a 11-year old astronaut from Salt Lake City, UT. He was a member of Common Dreams, Toastmasters International and National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee.
>> [_] Anon 1656842 You have killed Dr. Hayward Munz, a 93-year old astronaut from Bethlehem, PA. He was a member of Competitive Enterprise Institute, International Gay, Lesbian Refugee Council and UNEP. >93 year old astronaut.
>> [_] Anon 1656845 You have killed Miles Popovich, a 80-year old porn star from Lexington-Fayette, KY. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Dara. He was a member of Cocaine Anonymous, International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission and HeroBox. >80 year old porn star.
>> [_] Anon 1656847 You have killed Mr. Basil Finch, a 10-year old engine fitter from Atascadero, CA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Ginelle. He was a member of Association of Confederate Soldiers.
>> [_] Anon 1656848 >You have killed Dr. Ram Ali Akai, a 11-year old miner from Phoenix, AZ. Oh, look, it's s.XVIII again
>> [_] Anon 1656852 You have killed Jotham Aitken Sr., a 95-year old pimp from Hamilton, OH. No arthritis in his pimp hand?
>> [_] Anon 1656857 >You have killed Ilyssa Mattson, a 12-year old funeral director from Vancouver, WA.
>> [_] Hitogana !!jdqR9pMkmHT 1656858 You have killed Opaline Saree Knapton, a 13-year old organizer from Pine Bluff, AR. She will be succeeded by her children, Ulric, Roanne, Elissa, Gerhardine, Waite, Dela, and Adora. 7 KIDS You have killed Ms. Nessa Iacoviello Jr., a 16-year old refuse collector from Lake Charles, LA. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Bailie, and her children, Oswell, Babs, Jean, Heywood, Mauritz, Courtney, Gavrielle, and Letta. She was a member of Fleet Reserve Association. 8 KIDS I am proud that I got to kill these two. Clearly they are too dumb to use contraceptives. They would have overpopulated the world soon. Also, is it supposed to make me feel BAD when I hear that some of those people were BROKERS or CATHOLICS? Because I sure feel like I did the world a favor and deserve a medal.
>> [_] Anon 1656859 You have killed Mr. Joab Sears, a 11-year old porn star from Wausau, WI. He was a member of Order of the Arrow.
>> [_] Anon 1656887 >You have killed Rozina Maheu, a 82-year old hitman from Denton, TX. >82 year old >hitman
>> [_] Anon 1656890 Did you see Latia Haurie's face? Did you see her face when you killed her? Did you hear her scream in pain? In fear? In agony? I did.
>> [_] Anon 1656891 took me like, an hour to figure out i could walk
>> [_] Anon 1656892 >You have killed Garrott Neal D'Anjou, a 57-year old prostitute from Danbury, CT. Ew, old man-whore. And I live near Danbury too.
>> [_] Anon 1656893 >># A metalworking tool used to create a joggle. Look shit up bro.
>> [_] Anon 1656894 >Game tries to make you question your own ethics, humanity and the meaning thereof >/f/ gives not a single fuck and just mocks it for it's naming procedures Oh man, never change you guys.
>> [_] Anon 1656899 How many do I need to kill to win?
>> [_] Anon 1656900 You have killed Maison Zackariah Moxon Sr., a 15-year old grocer from Mesa, AZ. He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years. wat.
>> [_] Anon 1656905 You have killed Glynnis Bellina Corritore II, a 16-year old hitman from Rochester, MN. She will be succeeded by her children, Lynsey, and Algernon. She was a member of Gamblers Anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 1656906 You have killed Ferdinand Enrique Kinrys III, a 13-year old psychotherapist from Flint, MI. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Tiphanie. He was a member of Mennonite Central Committee and Narcotics Anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 1656908 You have killed Bobbette Jarnak III, a 82-year old gladiator from Youngstown, OH. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
>> [_] Anon 1656909 You have killed Miss Ertha Van Den, a 13-year old imam from Bossier City, LA. She was a member of Iraq Veterans Against the War and Group for the education of animal related issues. Bitch had it coming.
>> [_] Anon 1656910 <Lev Giancarlo Hosneld is still dead. There is no respawning in real life. true story.
>> [_] Anon 1656911 You have killed Garnet Hartman, a 81-year old fortune teller from Vineland, NJ. She should've seen it coming then, huh?
>> [_] Anon 1656914 judging from how they can soak up too 6 bullets without flinching, clearly these people are already dead and i'm really taking down an army of zombies!
>> [_] Anon 1656924 You have killed Dr. Clancy Darcy, a 12-year old king from Waukesha, WI. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Clarice. He was a member of Debtors Anon and Sons of Norway.
>> [_] Anon 1656925 These things are obviously zombies.
>> [_] Anon 1656928 You have killed Ozzy Whit Homa, a 11-year old technical engineer from Clarksville, TN. He was a member of National Coalition for Homeless Veterans. >wat.
>> [_] Anon 1656933 >93 year old mechanic apart of the society of killing compassion. Do I win? Besides, their fault for walking towards a man blasting his gun.
>> [_] Anon 1656935 >11 year old stripper get tha fuck outta here
>> [_] Anon 1656937 Kinda creepy when you kill someone from where you live.
>> [_] Anon 1656938 >13 year old bank tell, has a wife, and is a member of the society of incest. Wtf???
>> [_] Anon 1656939 I just killed a 13 year old porn star..... :(
>> [_] Anon 1656940 >18 year old brain surgeon Nope.
>> [_] Anon 1656941 >You have killed Kraig Ezechiel Zunuzi, a 69-year old sexologist from Ogden, UT. >You have killed Stacy Patry Jr., a 10-year old business administrator administrator from Philadelphia, PA. He was a member of A.N.S.W.E.R.. >You have killed Sir Gaspar Ragnar Delong, a 72-year old underwear model from Redding, CA. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Freida. >You have killed Danette Marys Kestelman, a 11-year old flight instructor from Memphis, TN. You have killed Mrs. Gigi Bessell, a 60-year old exotic dancer from Sioux City , IA. She was a member of Fleet Reserve Association, National Association for Black Veterans, Cocaine Anon and HeroBox. >You have killed Hunter Gretchen Chaar, a 15-year old superintendent from Melbourne, FL. fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1656945 >You have killed Emmett Fadel, a 77-year old dentist from Norfolk, VA. He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years. Hmm.
>> [_] Anon 1656947 >You have killed Locke Cavill, a 12-year old sailor from Wilmington, NC. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Bryana. He was a member of International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission. >You have killed Thorpe Woodhall, a 11-year old professor from Longmont, CO. >You have killed Dr. Gilbertine Marietta Updt, a 88-year old pirate from Kennewick, WA. She will be succeeded by her husband, Rolfe. >You have killed Dr. Spike Martino Rigsbee, a 18-year old pedologist from New Braunfels, TX. He was a member of National Coordinating Committee to End the War in Vietnam and Sea Shepherd Conservation Society. >61 Year old Pool Boy!???
>> [_] Anon 1656951 You have killed Ms. Joela Davidovich II, a 27-year old parole officer from Albuquerque, NM. She was a member of Cherokee Nation Warriors Society. Her life was just starting to look up again, too... You disgust me. Goober Fletcher Bareham had a family. He had a job. He had a life. You took it from him. Goober Fletcher Bareham is still dead. There is no respawning in real life. You have killed Astrid Ainsworth II, a 34-year old orthopaedist from Bayonne, NJ. You have killed Blare Ed Whitman, a 14-year old physical therapist from Orlando, FL. He was a member of International Lesbian and Gay Association and Iraq Veterans Against the War.
>> [_] Anon 1656952 >You have killed Susann Coe, a 14-year old plasterer from Hagerstown, MD. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Emanuel. Her sister will probably wonder what's taking her so long to get back home. >She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Emanuel. >beautiful husband >Emanuel
>> [_] Anon 1656956 Why are all these people walking towards a guy holding a gun. Why are they walking towards a guy shooting people. Why are they walking towards a bunch of dead bodies If they're that stupid then they should probably be dead anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1656957 >Mr. Locke Grader Sr., a 10-year old screenwriter from Santa Fe, NM. He will be succeeded by his wife, Thalia. He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years. Shit, his dad must've been a TRIPLE NIGGER
>> [_] Anon 1656961 >># >You disgust me. >There is no respawning in real life. >He had a wife and kids >He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years. >He was a member of Cocaine Anon >He was 11-years old. Shame on you.
>> [_] Anon 1656970 You have killed Dr. Robbert Yuengling, a 10-year old special agent from Virginia Beach, VA.
>> [_] Anon 1656974 You have killed Anabelle Chavers, a 18-year old rat-catcher from Fresno, CA. She will be succeeded by her husband, Mary. She was a member of Society of the Cincinnati. >her husband >mary
>> [_] Anon 1656975 You have killed Anny Rebeka Bhasin, a 11-year old game warden from Birmingham, AL. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Osbert. She was a member of American Automobile Association.
>> [_] Anon 1656976 Pair this with the Dead Island theme. >;_;
>> [_] Anon 1656982 >># >18-year old rat-catcher >Fresno, CA Sounds about right.
>> [_] Anon 1656985 > killed Miss Kirbie Antle, a 11-year old taxidermist from Tampa, FL. She was a member of International Gay, Lesbian Refugee Council.
>> [_] Anon 1656992 >You have killed Sir Gustavus Ham Weeks Jr., a 40-year old princess from Newark, NJ. He was a member of Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors. >He >Princess
>> [_] sdf df 1657003 You have killed Denny McGaughey, a 15-year old sound technicial from Suffolk, VA.
>> [_] Anon 1657008 You have killed Marlo Francisco Polakowski, a 12-year old astrologer from Rocky Mount, NC. He will be succeeded by his children, Mathilda, Beaufort, and Meryl. He was about to get a promotion at his job.
>> [_] Anon 1657019 You have killed Mr. Stinky Ethan Bellew, a 90-year old pimp from Portsmouth, NH. He was a member of Center for Individual Freedom. >RIP Stanky B ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 1657025 why is this game so awesome
>> [_] Anon 1657026 >83 replies why
>> [_] Anon 1657028 >># We're terrible people
>> [_] Anon 1657029 >># fuck no, they're the terrible people DEATH TO GREYFACES (as if)
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1657032 Not gonna stop till I have a higher body count than god!
>> [_] Anon 1657047 First person I killed was from Ogden, UT. Not a single regret.
>> [_] Anon 1657048 >You have killed Mr. Welsh Buttrey III, a 39-year old usher from Jacksonville, AR. He will be succeeded by his wife, Dita. >You have killed Angelica Losier, a 13-year old general contractor from Lynchburg, VA. She was a member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, National Coordinating Committee to End the War in Vietnam and Order Sons of Italy in America. Wow
>> [_] Anon 1657051 > You have killed Darrick Heath Bokanovich, a 50-year old batman from Elmira, NY. Holy shit. I killed the goddamn Batman.
>> [_] Anon 1657053 >You have killed Madam Alvina Leigh Atl III, a 13-year old theatre director from Sheboygan, WI. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Stevie, and her children, Fonzie, Blare, Alford, Kent, Martguerita, Georgiamay, and Emilie. She was a member of Toastmasters International and Underwriters Laboratories.

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[_] [G] Working on a Spiritual Successor !bksFCWEVEQ 1492005 This game gets reposted here every so often, so I figured I'd ask you guys this: I'm working on a sequel of sorts to "bang" titled "Shitty Fucking Art Game." What would you like to see in it? Also for those who didn't get it: this is not an art game, but a mockery of art games, disguised a bit too well it seems, since I've seen people complaining about how art games like this are pretentious in previous threads. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1492009 I'll start with the obvious: minimally animated, pseudo-8-bit protagonist questions self every other step
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1492010 >># I like all of these; especially that last one. Constant internal "I took Intro to Philosophy at my local Community College"-style dialogue.
>> [_] Anon 1492011 brilliant! Just when I get tired of mindless violence, now I can relax to some mindful violence! Could do without the "You are horrible" type comments though.
>> [_] Anon 1492013 either don't give any instructions, give the wrong controls, or infrequently change controls (like after events)
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1492026 >># These all seem pretty fun, I'll have to toy with them. I do, however, need to balance the shit. I want this to be a satire, but at the same time I also want it to be at least somewhat playable or enjoyable.
>> [_] Anon 1492029 >># rearrange the control config every time a new ability is gained.
>> [_] Anon 1492037 lol i killed a 10 yr old housewife
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1492046 >># I think I can make this happen.
>> [_] pertinentPaths 1492059 I think I'll use this game instead of a baby names book.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1492073 http://i.img ur.com/ZybLK.png here's the sprite work i've done so far. 500 hours in ms paint, etc.
>> [_] Anon 1492076 >You have killed Brady Conrad Altman II, a 16-year old industrial engineer from Philadelphia, PA. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway. >Suicide Didn't know that was even possible.
>> [_] Anon 1492084 how awesome would it be if you became one of those people
>> [_] Anon 1492089 this game is broken, level one takes forever
>> [_] Anon 1492090 >You have killed Bonita Banerd, a 13-year old pilot from Jacksonville, NC. Since when did they hand out Pilot Licenses to 13 year old women?
>> [_] Anon 1492091 http://xkcd.com/873/
>> [_] Anon 1492094 You have killed Sim Drouin Sr., a 11-year old astrophysicist from Cambridge, MA. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Susanna. He was a member of Foundation for Economic Education. The fact that he's a Sr. means he has a son, right?
>> [_] Anon 1492097 You have killed Vina Acs, a 82-year old weaponsmith from Naples, FL. She was a member of Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee. >weaponsmith >Nonviolent |:1
>> [_] pertinentPaths 1492099 >># This game precedes that strip. >># Not at all, because the only organizations I'd be able to join are feel-good liberal things. I'd also most likely be very old, and worst of all, unable to shoot back. ...And now a political flamewar commences.
>> [_] Anon 1492106 You have killed Gayla Robertson, a 16-year old hitman from Muncie, IN. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Elden, and her children, Hansel, Cherida, and Loralyn. She was a member of Narcotics Anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 1492110 >You have killed Timmi Evy Sharkey, an 11 year old Executioner from Arlington, Texas. >You have killed Miss Dorey Silianu, a 36-year old entrepreneur from Temecula, CA. She was a member of Parents Anonymous. >Parents anonymous lol wut
>> [_] Anon 1492129 You will never finish said sequel because you lack girth. Also your mother is a very friendly lady who likes to look at my genitalia. Have a good day.
>> [_] Anon 1492133 >You have killed Gusti Jo-Anne Snider, a 19-year old shoemaker from Weirton, WV. She was a member of Cold War Veterans Association. At first I thought this could be a snazzy nickname for Gen X, but nineteen isn't even old enough for that.
>> [_] Anon 1492134 >You have killed Waldo Kumagai, a 11-year old bishop from Springdale, AR. He will be succeeded by his son, Andreas. Jesus christ, this guy gets around.
>> [_] Anon 1492137 I just imagine GLaDOS saying all the dialogue.
>> [_] Anon 1492139 >You have killed Bab Kacy McGonagle Sr., a 11-year old structural engineers from Decatur , AL. She was a member of Consumer Watchdog. wat
>> [_] Anon 1492140 this is great, im loving it whoever doesnt like this is a fucking faggot
>> [_] Anon 1492141 You have killed Milicent Aryavong, a 15-year old herder from New Bedford, MA. She will be succeeded by her son, Corwin.
>> [_] Anon 1492158 >># >What would you like to see in it? loli rape
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1492159 >># Oh yeah, I lol'd when I saw that. Comic was made a long time after the game though. The day it came out a bunch of my friends messaged me saying "hey dude xkcd ripped you off." >># I can see that.

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[_] [G] What is your high score? Anon 1486851 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1486857 xkcd inspired?
>> [_] Anon 1486865 "You have killed Eleanore Celinka Crucefix, a 11-year old scientist from Bossier City, LA. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Thorndike. "
>> [_] Anon 1486871 "You have killed Dante Varkey, a 12-year-old telegraphist from Austin, TX. He had a loving wife and two beautiful children."
>> [_] OH SHIT Anon 1486872 You have become Madona Eryn Lotochinski, a 63-year old cartoonist from Winter Haven, FL. TWIST ENDING
>> [_] Anon 1486875 You have killed Chen Tarrance Harbottle, a 14-year old graphic artist from Rochester, NY. He was a member of Intermuseum Conservation Association. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1486885 >Why are you doing this To assert my presence in the fictional universe using the only tools presented to me. The game has established a binary universe where my only choice is to kill or do nothing, to fade away into nonexistence myself. Am I to believe that the latter is he preferable choice? I choose to exist.
>> [_] Anon 1486894 You have killed Dr. Murphy Clemente McBeth, a 13-year old patent examiner from East Chicago, IN. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Silvie. He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years. What?
>> [_] Anon 1486903 lost count
>> [_] Anon 1486908 >># This predates that strip.
>> [_] Anon 1486910 >># There is no way that is not a quote from somewhere.
>> [_] Anon 1486916 Mowed down around 50 people before the hilarious whining started to repeat itself. There needs to be more overwrought melodrama, like a background picture of disemboweled baby dolphins weeping or something.
>> [_] Praetor Kamahl !FcpH8kMvBE 1486918 "He was a member of Survivors of Incest Anonymous."
>> [_] Anon 1486922 You have killed Selinda Ermentrude Bowden, a 11-year old senator from Alameda, CA. lol
>> [_] Anon 1486924 You have killed Ibby Carley Pandya, a 17-year old gigolo from Mission, TX. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Clemens. She was a member of Campaign for Liberty.
>> [_] Anon 1486925 You have killed Merv Bulkovshteyn, a 16-year old brain surgeon from Wilkes-Barre, PA.
>> [_] Anon 1486927 Where is this game from?
>> [_] Anon 1486928 You have killed Stanwood Enrico Gadouchis III, a 13-year old private detective from Utica, NY. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Lianne. He was on his way to an animal shelter.
>> [_] Anon 1486934 "You disgust me." Lol he mad
>> [_] Anon 1486939 "You have killed Odetta Violante Tavana, a 94-year old porn star from Gainesville, FL. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Bartholemy, and her children, Lila, and Gayleen. She was a member of Animal Defense League. "
>> [_] Anon 1486980 You have killed Norman Kalair Jr., a 11-year old archbishop from Port Huron, MI. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Beverly. He was a member of Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors
>> [_] Anon 1486984 This is the state of indie games nowadays. A half baked idea thrown together with an excuse for gameplay, with generic, overused themes such as WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO OBEY THE GAAAAAAAAAME Pretty funny though.
>> [_] Anon 1487012 You have killed Sir Benjamin Che Lanteigne III, a 58-year old matador from Pine Bluff, AR. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife Anthia, and his children, Haley, Pietra, Ingmar, Pollyanna, Samson, Gen, Cate, and Shumeet. He was a member of American Coalition of Citizens with Disabilities, Sons of the American Revolution, International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission, Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, The National Grange of the Order of Patrons of Husbandry, Gay Straight Alliance Network International, The World Can't Wait, National Council Against Health Fraud, Another Mother For Peace, Intermuseum Conservation Association and Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks. His58rd birthday would have been in 6 days. He did nothing to hurt you. Why did you have to kill him? The funeral will be held next Saturday. You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway. His life was just starting to look up again, too...
>> [_] Anon 1487019 does this eventually call the cops or something on you
>> [_] Anon 1487040 Did you see Katrinka Hersee's face? Did you see her face when you killed her? Did you hear her scream in pain? In fear? In agony? I did.
>> [_] Anon 1487048 You have killed Glennie Shawnee McRann Jr., a 90-year old lifeguard from Sioux Falls, SD. She was a member of LewRockwell.com Brb, LewRockwell.com
>> [_] Anon 1487049 "You have killed Gussy Cloris Waddell, a 11-year old music director from Grand Rapids, MI. She will be succeeded by her husband, Weslie, and her children, Sileas, and Teena. She was a member of Celebrate Recovery." >wat
>> [_] Anon 1487051 You have killed Dr. Abbott Cavill, a 85-year old porn star from North Charleston, SC. He was a member of Native Sons of the Golden West.
>> [_] Anon 1487052 How did any of these people get jobs if they are too stupid to run away when shot at?
>> [_] Anon 1487053 You have killed Daloris Terwey Sr., a 13-year old patent attorney from Chico, CA. You have killed Miss Merilyn Phifer, a 14-year old mountaineer from Punta Gorda, FL. She will be succeeded by her children, Crystal, Eddie, and Clarisa.
>> [_] Anon 1487057 You have killed Somerset Chorley, a 10-year old voice actor from Davenport, IA. He was a member of Codependents of Sex Addicts and International Lesbian and Gay Association.
>> [_] Anon 1487058 Right after I posted previous one: Somerset Chorley might be in Heaven. Or Hell. We don't know. But we do know where his body is. In front of you. Dead.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 1487064 Oh damn, people are reposting this shit. I am honored. >># Nah, I made this almost a year ago. >># I basically just put it on my deviantArt, Kongregate, and /f/. I'd link you to those, but I really don't have anything else worth mentioning. >># Honestly, that's exactly what I was thinking when I made this game. It was supposed to be a mockery or criticism of indie "art" games. But, after the addition of the random person generator, it quickly became much more amusing than it should have been and the original point was lost among the dead 12 year old brain surgeons and gigolos with 8 kids.
>> [_] Anon 1487067 You have killed Rhiamon Jilleen Duxbury, a 17-year old market gardener from Denison, TX. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years.
>> [_] Anon 1487071 Remember Shaughn Lauria? You killed him, and you don't even remember. theres so many of them!
>> [_] Anon 1487085 You have killed Adolph Terrel Hirayama, a 16-year old governor from Yuma, AZ. xD
>> [_] Anon 1487094 You have killed Dr. Alister Espinosa, a 10-year old author from Santa Ana, CA.
>> [_] Anon 1487096 >># Dude, dude. How does the random person generator work? I mean, if you don't kill them, do they even hve identities?
>> [_] Anon 1487097 You have killed Virge Kurtis Blaylock Jr., a 11-year old fashion designer from Redding, CA.
>> [_] Anon 1487099 You have killed Guthrie Werth, a 10-year old oceanographer from Hamilton, OH. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Mayda
>> [_] Anon 1487103 You have killed Miss Theressa Franciska Medlin Jr., a 14-year old fashion designer from Tallahassee, FL. She was a member of Sea Shepherd Conservation Society.
>> [_] Anon 1487116 >11 year old >monk >wife wat
>> [_] Anon 1487117 "You have killed an 11 year old gunsmith" I don't remember what else it said.
>> [_] Anon 1487119 Willetta Gadbois is still dead. There is no respawning in real life. Amie Neusy's sister is waiting for a response to that e-mail... lol'd You have killed Tybi Gaiger II, a 92-year old cashier from Davis, CA. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Ashley >beautiful >husband >Ashley wait... what?
>> [_] Anon 1487135 Did you see Kassandra Katrine Fon's face? Did you see her face when you killed her? Did you hear her scream in pain? In fear? In agony? I did.
>> [_] Anon 1487148 "You have killed Barton Brady, a 14yr old Pimp from Los Angeles" I could see that...
>> [_] Anon 1487150 You have killed Dr. Ignazio Brandon Pawliw, a 93-year old evangelist from Bloomington, IL. He was a member of Alcoholics Anonymous. Alright, I won!
>> [_] Anon 1487154 You have killed Mrs. Robbi Brule, a 58-year old doctor from Boulder, CO. She was a member of Bay Area Conservation Guild. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1487155 >># I would imagine not. If I were to program this, I would not be assigning identities to mobiles, rather, when a mob dies, generate a random line of text. It would be a lot less cumbersome to generate a line of text, rather than generate it, assign it, keep track of it, and then recall it upon death. But I'm not the original programmer.
>> [_] Anon 1487182 You have killed Ashish Bartie Zonoun, a 15-year old gardener from Joplin, MO. He was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association.
>> [_] Anon 1487198 You have killed my interest in this game. The creator will now do something useful. wah wah waaaah.
>> [_] Anon 1487199 You have killed Diane Max Eder, a 15-year old estate agent from Longview, TX. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Oliver. She was a member of YMCA.
>> [_] Anon 1487200 You have killed Leena Josie Bolon, a 48-year old pirate from Texarkana, TX. She will be succeeded by her children, Gwenn, and Warden. I killed a pirate what do i win?
>> [_] Anon 1487203 You have killed Dorthea Buggie II, a 92-year old pimp from Salem, OR. Her sister will probably wonder what's taking her so long to get back home.
>> [_] Anon 1487208 You have killed Kellyann Emelina Hering, a 15-year old paleoseismologist from Tacoma, WA. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Blayne. She was a member of International Dance Teachers Association. A married 15 year old paleoseismologist dance teacher? You have killed Dael Saraann McVicar Sr., a 13-year old dock labourer from Bay City, MI. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Raoul. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway. The fact that she's a sr. means she's given birth already. You have killed Kimberlee Aurelie Zeng Sr., a 13-year old meteorologist from Odessa, TX. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Moise. She was a member of National Haymakers Association. Why do I keep killing married little girls?
>> [_] Anon 1487210 you got to love when you kill someone 13- that has a spouse and childern. although >># you got me beat i haven't gotten the see father for the first time in 20 years. my favorite was a 11 year old with a lovely wife and 3 childern.
>> [_] Anon 1487215 You have killed Ms. Katey Compton, a 13-year old marine biologist from West Palm Beach, FL. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Warren.
>> [_] Anon 1487236 You have killed Christan Beatrice Vankooten III, a 14-year old voice actor from Decatur, IL. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Hollis, and her children, Elana, Ricard, and Sharleen. She was a member of Knights of Pythias.
>> [_] Anon 1487239 You have killed Miss Verna Coste, a 12-year old prime minister from Jamestown, NY. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Bernhard. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1487242 You have killed Dr. Reynold Lindsey, a 16-year old examiner from St. Charles, MO. What?
>> [_] Anon 1487243 You have killed Frederick Cohea, a 11-year old pirate from Modesto, CA. He was a member of Veterans for Peace and AAIM Management Association.
>> [_] Anon 1487245 You have killed Ashlie Crowell, a 81-year old air traffic controller from Waco, TX. She was a member of Marijuana Anonymous. You have killed Percy Caleb Viney III, a 91-year old kickboxer from Washington, DC. LOL?

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[_] [G] Bang! Anon 1337473 Post them funnies. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1337502 Was fascinated by this. Starting killing people like crazy to find out who they are. Were. Whatever. So touching.
>> [_] Anon 1337508 You have killed Ms. Guillema Ivanoff, a 10-year old artist from Longmont, CO. She was a member of National Association for Black Veterans.
>> [_] Anon 1337510 You have killed Margarita Wilgosh, a 11-year old scribe from Santa Clara, CA. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Ollie, and her children, Wheeler, Shayne, and Larissa.
>> [_] Anon 1337516 "You have killed Dolora Valery Dpnq&a, a 57-year old cashier from Bowling Green, OH. She will be succeeded by her children, Rebecca, Adorne, and Pascale. She was a member of Sea Shepherd Conservation Society." no shit, it came up like this.
>> [_] Anon 1337552 You have killed Zola Nil Messer, a 87-year old mechanical engineer from Greeley, CO. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Alford. She was a member of Cocaine Anonymous. I can't make this shit up.
>> [_] Anon 1337555 You have killed Newton Brunelle, a 10-year old stripper from Urbana, IL.
>> [_] Anon 1337558 You have killed Shurlocke Levin Yuengling, a 15-year old woodcarver from Flint, MI. He will be succeeded by his wife, Belinda.
>> [_] Nutella !PXwQmzy4sA 1337562 George Mortie IC never got to say goodbye to him friends and family. >goodbye to him friends and family >him friends and family >him
>> [_] Anon 1337565 you have killed Mr. Stephens, a 9 year old technical writer... lol wut
>> [_] Anon 1337567 >You have killed Hertha Aeriell McBride Sr., a 18-year old cook from Belleville, IL. She was a member of Vietnam Veterans Against the War. >Sr. >18-year old >Vietnam Veterans Against the War wat?
>> [_] Nutella !PXwQmzy4sA 1337569 You have killed Madam Sacha Artspssa, a 12-year old historian from Rochester, NY. this is pretty fun
>> [_] Nutella !PXwQmzy4sA 1337571 You have killed Ms. Latashia Petschenig III, a 11-year old manual therapist from Charleston, SC. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Sholom. She was a member of American Legion Riders and British Ballet Organisation. i. cant. stop.
>> [_] Anon 1337576 You have killed Dorry Ecocafe, a 10-year old ordinary seaman from Muncie, IN. She will be succeeded by her children, Jamey, and Sigfried. She was a member of Improved Order of Heptasophs, Cocaine Anon and Military Order of Foreign Wars.
>> [_] Anon 1337595 You have killed Pen Mevis, a 15-year old oceanographer from Middletown, CT. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Marcel. She was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation.
>> [_] Anon 1337615 You have killed Kelli Timmons, a 15-year old web developer from San Jose, CA. She was a member of International Society for Cryptozoology.
>> [_] Anon 1337617 You have killed Tod Ruddy Libadmin, a 13-year old cyclist from San Francisco, CA. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Carlina.
>> [_] Anon 1337621 You have killed Dr. Nevile Lothar Pharr, a 14-year old moneylender from Scottsdale, AZ. He will be succeeded by his children, Shaun, Madona, Henrie, Peyter, Mitra, Shurlock, Morris, Otho, Noach, Julianne and Coleman. His life was just starting to look up again, too... Damn thats alot of kids for a 14 year old doctor. Little whore.
>> [_] Anon 1337623 19 bullets to kill this fucker.... bullets in the head... wtf
>> [_] Anon 1337631 >You have killed Renato Kenny Jr., a 90-year old acrobat from Monterey, CA. Must have had one great body
>> [_] Anon 1337649 You have killed Arther Wallis Ferrell II, a 76-year old philanthropist from Owensboro, KY. His76th birthday would have been in 1 days.
>> [_] Anon 1337659 You have killed Carlene Zetts, a 90-year old terminator from Fargo, ND. She will be succeeded by her children, Taylor, and Ransom. Oh god, I lol'd so hard.
>> [_] Anon 1337664 You have killed Lonee Kathie Gertridge II, a 61-year old physical therapist from Arlington, TX. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Moises.
>> [_] Anon 1337665 >You have killed Weston Ghantous Jr., a 71-year old king from Conway, AR. >You have killed Umberto Rodd Sugarman Jr., a 40-year old prince from Fort Smith, AR. He will be succeeded by his children, Dea, and Emelina. My god. I killed a king AND a prince.
>> [_] Anon 1337672 >># >Terminator ALL THE LIVES TAKEN IN THIS GAME ARE JUSTIFIED, YOU HAVE SAVED JOHN CONNOR AND THE REST OF HUMANITY WITH HIM.
>> [_] Anon 1337676 You have killed Allyson Annabel Ehrenholz, a 21-year old housewife from Loveland, CO. She was a member of National Coordinating Committee to End the War in Vietnam, Air Force Association and Consumers Union. You have killed Juergen Wit Rizewiski, a 11-year old hatter from Northampton, MA. He will be succeeded by his children, Blaine, and Karalee. You have killed Kyrstin Cathy Pettinger, a 89-year old underwear model from Troy, NY. She will be succeeded by her husband, Mortie. She was a member of Narcotics Anonymous. You have killed Brynne Lathangue, a 11-year old police officer from Wausau, WI. She was a member of Public Citizen. Gotta love'm all
>> [_] Anon 1337686 >Wat Pompeo never got to say goodbye to him friends and family. >WAT
>> [_] Anon 1337690 Did you see Faye Oros's face? Did you see her face when you killed her? Did you hear her scream in pain? In fear? In agony? I did. LOL WUT?
>> [_] Anon 1337701 You have killed Mrs. Gilbertine Leah Hooton Sr., a 15-year old illusionist from Springfield, MO. She will be succeeded by her daughter, Iona. lolwut Sr. I didn't know wemen could be seniors
>> [_] Anon 1337704 You have killed Perri Carry Walsh Jr., a 78-year old gladiator from Cambridge, MA. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Dov.
>> [_] Anon 1337711 You have killed Samantha Lappan Sr., a 13-year old industrial engineer from Hemet, CA.
>> [_] Anon 1337719 so many zombies arrrgggggg oh wait a second ... high score!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1337722 You have killed Bertie Brady Gallouzi, a 47-year old headmistress from Bremerton, WA. He was a member of Quackwatch, Inc. and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association.
>> [_] Anon 1337728 You have killed Dr. Brice Combee, a 83-year old peddler from Redding, CA. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Miran. He was a member of Bionomics Institute and Mennonite Central Committee. So touching, so heartbreaking, so pretentious that it's unintentionally funny.
>> [_] Anon 1337744 You have killed Dr. Husain Wayne Waines, a 19-year old diplomat from High Point, NC. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Jo Ann. He was a member of Cherokee Nation Warriors Society, The Society of Hispanic Veterans and National Haymakers Association. WAT
>> [_] Anon 1337752 You have killed Butler Fielding II, a 24-year old mathematician from Flint, MI. He was a member of The National Association of Professional Women.
>> [_] Anon 1337753 You have killed Casi Demeo II, a 85-year old financial adviser from Columbia, MO. She was a member of Sons of Union Veterans of the Civil War and The National Association of Professional Women.
>> [_] Anon 1337754 this was kind of fun in a 'fuck you for trying to tell me I shouldn't enjoy playing videogames, I'll have fun with this' sort of way for a while, and I thought it was humorous for a while to see the 91-year old strippers and other random generated shit, but after a while I just got bored. No sage, but shrug. would not play again, not because it's depressing or anything, just boring.
>> [_] Anon 1337755 You have killed Elyssa Robbin Gioffre, a 12-year old alchemist from Tulsa, OK. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Web, and her children, Wilbert, and Margalit. She was a member of Compassion Over Killing and Better Business Bureau.
>> [_] Anon 1337773 I killed two generations of family. Sunny Shumate II and then Sunny Shumate :(
>> [_] Anon 1337774 >You have killed Charlton McMillen II, a 57-year old fishmonger from Milwaukee, WI. notasinglefuckwasgivenonthatday.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1337777 >Ardelle Koren Mulders would be asking you why you killed her, but she can't, because she's dead. lol

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>> [_] Anon 1333183 >You have killed Tracy Penner, a 70-year old exotic dancer from Jackson, MS. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Gerrard. >70-year old >exotic dancer
>> [_] Anon 1333184 >You have killed Joella Nicolette Colagrosso, a 18-year old housekeeper from Visalia, CA. She was a member of Quackwatch, Inc. and Compassion Over Killing. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1333186 >You have killed Ninnetta Doda, a 12-year old structural engineers from Oklahoma City, OK. What a smart little kid.
>> [_] Anon 1333188 >You have killed Kaylil Philippine Gallegos, a 10-year old merchant from Fort Pierce, FL. She will be succeeded by her children, Nathaniel, Madelle, and Dimitry. She was a member of National Haymakers Association and Knights of Pythias. Three children at 10? What a slut.
>> [_] Anon 1333192 >># Pedofails win.
>> [_] Anon 1333193 You have killed Wallace Quillan Hathaway, a 18-year old pirate from East St. Louis, IL. He was a member of Military Order of the Purple Heart. You have killed Florella Kausche, a 12-year old costume designer from Sumter, SC. She will be succeeded by her children, Joellen, Winne, Jennette, and Adey. She was a member of American Peace Mobilization.
>> [_] George Zimmer !!IYmoTiYa3ke 1333208 I LOVE THIS GAME >You have killed Conway Montsion, a 14-year old game warden from Fort Lauderdale, FL. He was a member of Veterans for Peace.
>> [_] Mrs. Jackson 1333210 When I finally gave up, I figured they would kill me, but they just walked by... I feel terrible now.
>> [_] Anon 1333213 Did you see Allyn Austin Renfro's face? Did you see her face when you killed her? Did you hear her scream in pain? In fear? In agony? I did.
>> [_] Anon 1333214 You have killed Mr. Bartholomew Wilburt Paczynski, a 46-year old medic from Long Beach, CA. Why are you killing all of these innocent people? They may mean nothing to you, but they mean the world to their families. Avram Manish Soong's neice is missing him.
>> [_] Anon 1333219 >You have killed Madam Jacquetta Malvina Presley, a 41-year old terminator from Holyoke, MA.
>> [_] Anon 1333225 >># I guess she's... *Sunglasses.* Terminated. YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>> [_] Anon 1333229 >You have killed Dr. Leonerd Garey Toth, a 11-year old barman from Houston, TX. 11 year old doctor and barman?
>> [_] Anon 1333230 The vast majority of my targets were 80 years old and up, all with full time jobs it seems. I was doing these people a favor, they were clearly badly in debt to be forced to work through their retirement. Oh, there was an 11 year old steel worker though. I imagine life was already hell for him, again I reckon I did him a favor. Also I seem to have just killed the president. He would have turned 68 this day.
>> [_] Anon 1333232 >># Also, these people are clearly suicidal. They're walking head on into a pile of dead bodies towards a man standing knee deep in spent cartridges with a gun pointed their way to begin with. They don't even run if you shoot them, barely even flinch. They're already dead inside. (If someone made this game trying to make a statement about video game violence they failed horribly)
>> [_] Anon 1333234 >You have killed Zach Willem Scrbacic, a 11-year old bookbinder from Texarkana, TX. He was a member of Code Pink: Women for Peace. I did well
>> [_] Anon 1333237 You have killed Dr. Wallache Kodnar Jr., a 44-year old prostitute from Harrisburg, PA. He will be succeeded by his wife, Tabbie, and his children, Guillema, Madalyn, and Eldon. He was a member of GI Rights Network. wat?
>> [_] Anon 1333240 >You have killed Madelena Tencer, a 120year old archbishop from Panama City, FL.
>> [_] Anon 1333245 You have killed Dr. Orsola Atlanta Temple-Downing III, a 10-year old illustrator from Wichita, KS. She was a member of National Coordinating Committee to End the War in Vietnam. Her sister will probably wonder what's taking her so long to get back home. wat
>> [_] Anon 1333253 >># >(If someone made this game trying to make a statement about video game violence they failed horribly) Hahaha_Oh_Wow.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1333254 You have killed Kevin Scanga, a 13-year old beautician from Knoxville, TN
>> [_] Anon 1333261 You have killed Marj Joslyn Vetil III, a 74-year old sonographer from Amarillo, TX. She was a member of Marijuana Anonymous. wait.. wha-?
>> [_] Anon 1333263 You have killed Sir Adolphus Nasato, a 57-year old batman from Salt Lake City, UT. lulzy.
>> [_] Anon 1333269 Kelly Armstead might be in Heaven. Or Hell. We don't know. But we do know where his body is. In front of you. Dead. You know, Ebony Zorine Csaszar liked video games. Before you killed her, that is.
>> [_] Anon 1333273 Remember Ellynn Tobey Holtz? You killed her, and you don't even remember. "Of course I do! She's somewhere in this pile here."
>> [_] Anon 1333275 >You have killed Dyanne Hage Sr., a 34-year old batman from Vancouver, WA. She was a member of Air Force Association. wat
>> [_] Anon 1333282 >You have killed Tess Rebeca Buckner Jr., a 11-year old chancellor from Reading, PA. >11 year old >chancellor
>> [_] Anon 1333283 >You have killed Anni Mathilde O'keefe III, a 10-year old fire marshal from Merced, CA. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Osgood, and her son, Huey. this is such horseshit
>> [_] Anon 1333284 >You have killed Mel Cordy Jr., a 67-year old pedologist from San Angelo, TX. I lold
>> [_] Anon 1333302 I have killed a twelve year old male escort who was a vietnam veteran before. After that I just started lolan and looking for other equally fucked up things.
>> [_] Anon 1333309 You have killed Devan Eudora Pindur Jr., a 17-year old park ranger from Lansing, MI. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Dirk.
>> [_] Anon 1333313 >You have killed Aryn Cordula Wilks, a 11-year old paleontologist from Camden, NJ. She will be succeeded by her husband, Jon. She was a member of International Dance Teachers Association and Military Families Speak Out.
>> [_] Anon 1333314 You have killed Bearnard Klee Yarbrough, a 12-year old internist from Bossier City, LA. He was a member of Codependents of Sex Addicts. oh go i lold so hard
>> [_] Anon 1333316 >You have killed Cristy Aloisia Graves, a 84-year old medical biller from Greenville, NC. >medical biller >deserved to die
>> [_] Anon 1333318 >You have killed Mr. Brandon Morse Gelinas, a 13-year old hotelier from Petaluma, CA. He was a member of Codependents of Sex Addicts. WHAT
>> [_] Anon 1333326 You have killed Caron Groff, a 15-year old professor from Iowa City, IA. She was a member of Massachusetts Animal Rights Coalition.
>> [_] Anon 1333328 >You have killed Dr. Linnet Caprice Kwee, a 48-year old pimp from Duluth, MN. She will be succeeded by her husband, Sheridan wat
>> [_] Anon 1333335 >You have killed Mrs. Irina Jeanette Guilford, a 82-year old exotic dancer from Charlotte, NC. She will be succeeded by her daughter, Imelda. She was a member of Military Order of the Purple Heart.
>> [_] Anon 1333337 >You have killed Thatcher Daren Gozen, a 12-year old record producer from Corpus Christi , TX. He was a member of United States Fish and Wildlife Service.
>> [_] Anon 1333342 >49 year old court jester What the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1333343 You have killed Stanley Sergei Channen Sr., a 11-year old ophthalmologist from Vancouver, WA. He was a member of Pearl Harbor Survivors Association and Survivors of Incest Anonymous. 11-year old opthalmologist, eh?
>> [_] Anon 1333344 >You have killed Miss Courtenay Zenisek, a 19-year old chief of police from Durham, NC.
>> [_] Anon 1333345 You have killed Dwane Tebbe, a 72-year old pirate from New Braunfels, TX. He was a member of Military Order of the Loyal Legion of the United States, America First Committee and Sons of the American Revolution. Dwane Tebbe's grandfather is waiting for a response to that e-mail... >72 years old >grandfather
>> [_] Anon 1333347 You have killed Meggie Bradbury, a 74-year old gladiator from Saginaw, MI.
>> [_] Anon 1333350 >You have killed Beowulf Hutcherson, a 12-year old senator from Reading, PA. He will be succeeded by his wife, Janenna. Starting them younger and younger these days!
>> [_] Anon 1333351 >You have killed Mr. Kenn Koskinen II, a 20-year old sexton from Slidell, LA. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Inesita, and his children, Luci, Matthiew, and Tiffie. He was a member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association and National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee. 20 years old and he has 3 kids? Hot damn Not to mention the other shit
>> [_] Anon 1333354 >You have killed Rabi Charchanko, a 92-year old refuse collector from Rochester, MN. He was a member of Survivors of Incest Anonymous. >Survivors of Incest Anonymous. NOOOO WAT HAVE I DONE!?
>> [_] neko Anon 1333356 You have killed Monica Clary Bohner, a 93-year old interrogator from Rock Island, IL. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Rayner. She was a member of Animal Aid, Sea Shepherd Conservation Society and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association.
>> [_] Anon 1333358 You have killed Gerrit Lance McSheffrey, a 12-year old automobile racer from Buffalo, NY. lawl
>> [_] Anon 1333360 You have killed Rock Puff Ramsayer, a 11-year old terminator from Petaluma, CA. He will be succeeded by his wife, Daile. O.o 11 years old with a wife WHAT THE HELL KIND OF WORLD IS THIS :O
>> [_] Anon 1333364 You have killed Madam Sidonia Nagenthiram Jr., a 15-year old pope from San Angelo, TX. She was a member of Gamblers Anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 1333370 An 11 year old who will be succeeded by her loving husband. Really?
>> [_] Anon 1333371 You have killed Dr. Jackie MMail, a 12-year old marksman from Woonsocket, RI. He was a member of International Dance Teachers Association and American League Against War and Fascism >>Dr. Jackie MMail, a 12-year old marksman god damn kids getting doctorates and then aiming guns at peoples' heads. i just did what i had to
>> [_] Anon 1333373 You have killed Birgitta Lola Orsini, a 11-year old blacksmith from Odessa, TX.
>> [_] Anon 1333375 You have killed Sandro Obermyer, a 70-year old obstetrician from Normal, IL. He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Zora, and his daughter, Nollie. He was a member of Marine Corps League and Codependents of Sex Addicts.
>> [_] Anon 1333376 Oops. She was still useful. You have killed Alic Garrett Mullett, a 17-year old stripper from Rapid City, SD.
>> [_] Anon 1333377 You have killed Darcy Fiona Phagan, a 90-year old construction worker from Athens-Clarke County, GA. She will be succeeded by her husband, Shelley, and her son, Donnie.
>> [_] Anon 1333380 >>You have killed Sosanna Amu, a 91-year old stunt performer from Williamsport, PA. She was a member of National Association for Black Veterans and Order of the Arrow. HA!
>> [_] Anon 1333382 You have killed Isadore Shelegey, a 11-year old kindergarten teacher from Gulfport, MS. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Ambrose. She was a member of New Battlefront Foundation. 11 years old and has a husband already?
>> [_] Anon 1333383 You have killed no one gives a fuck who you killed stop bumping this shit
>> [_] Anon 1333384 >>You have killed Scarface Bartz, a 85-year old ecologist from Parkersburg, WV. Scarface took at least twenty-five bullets to kill, after mashing the mouse button to get the bullets to move in a solid line.
>> [_] Anon 1333385 You have killed Dr. Sanford McLachlan, a 17-year old hitman from Oklahoma City, OK. You have killed Ezra Zebadiah McIver, a 23-year old batman from Madison, WI. He was a member of Americans for Limited Government.
>> [_] Anon 1333386 >You have killed Dr. Upton Sorrell III, a 13-year old hatter from Sioux Falls, SD. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Dana. He was a member of Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change and American Corporate Partners. wut?
>> [_] Anon 1333387 >>Finley Nicolle is still dead. There is no respawning in real life. >>Finley Nicolle never got to say goodbye to him friends and family. >him friends and family. The moralist who made this should learn to proofread.
>> [_] Anon 1333388 >You know, Upton Sorrell liked video games. Before you killed him, that is. lol a moralfag made this
>> [_] Anon 1333389 You have killed Bunny Oziskender II, a 45-year old terminator from Mobile, AL.
>> [_] Anon 1333391 >>You have killed Stew Miernik Sr., a 12-year old underwriter from Honolulu, HI. He will be succeeded by his daughter, Mame. He was a member of Animal Liberation Press Office. >>Sr. >>#-year old underwriter >>He will be succeeded by his daughter, Mame.
>> [_] Anon 1333394 >>You have killed Claudette Doralyn Limerick Sr., a 56-year old corrector from Wilmington, DE. She was a member of Nevada Shakespeare Company. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway. SO EVERYBODY'S HAPPY!
>> [_] Anon 1333395 You have killed Mr. Matthaeus Brooke Dunfield, a 11-year old orthodontist from Gilroy, CA. He will be succeeded by his son, Douglass. You have killed Emylee Mayda Cocke, a 11-year old investment broker from Brownsville, TX. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Andrzej. Emylee Mayda Cocke had a family. She had a job. She had a life. You took it from her.
>> [_] Anon 1333398 You have killed Binky Eliott Hasen II, a 93-year old pirate from East St. Louis, IL. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS
>> [_] Anon 1333399 You have killed Jolene Nicki Marcelissen II, a 29-year old executor from San Luis Obispo, CA.
>> [_] Anon 1333401
>> You have killed Clarissa Taraschuk, a 13-year old jeweller from Escondido, CA. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Anthony, and her children, Orsola, Mort, Tome, Erin, Darlene, Tiertza, and Kathy. God damn kids and their loose vaginas.
>> [_] Anon 1333417 > You have killed Mrs. Prudy Cybil Hendrycks, a 10-year old orthopaedist from Lewiston, ME. She was a member of Woodmen of the World and Gay Straight Alliance Network International.
>> [_] Anon 1333418 You have killed Mr. Tyrone Hadleigh Thurley, a 15-year old modeller from Hagerstown, MD. He will be succeeded by his children, Petronille, and Tito.
>> [_] Anon 1333422 You have killed Timotheus Bresee II, a 11-year old hitman from Springfield, MO. Wait, what?
>> [_] Anon 1333424 This game is hilarious and addicting!
>> [_] Anon 1333425 Jesus, 77 replies? Isn't this a bit much?
>> [_] Anon 1333463 >never got to say goodbye to him friends and family >him friends >him
>> [_] Anon 1333471 Math.random() always brings the most replies.
>> [_] Anon 1333472 This game has a high score? Fuck, I keep shooting people but I don't see any numbers going up.
>> [_] Anon 1333473 You have killed Dr. Donovan Jalilvand, a 16-year old chef from New Orleans, LA.
>> [_] Anon 1333476 You have killed Carola Karilynn Payn, a 15-year old bounty hunter from Rochester, NH. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Maddie. 15, and she's already hunting criminals, and a lesbian.
>> [_] Anon 1333478 You have killed Augie Hagan Maine Jr., a 86-year old dj from Sheboygan, WI.
>> [_] Anon 1333479 You have killed Martyn Shearin, a 11-year old systems analyst from Greensboro, NC. He was a member of National Association for Black Veterans and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation. too sexually confused to live, i say.
>> [_] Anon 1333481 You have killed Friedrick Gerard Arnauld II, a 64-year old aerospace engineer from West Memphis, AR. His64th birthday would have been in 8 days. oh god, i just killed an immortal man.
>> [_] Anon 1333482 You have killed Xenos Rambow, a 69-year old soldier from Porterville, CA. You have killed Stern Cescon, a 76-year old governess from Nashua, NH. His life was just starting to look up again, too... wat.
>> [_] Anon 1333483 You have killed Bonita Janifer Hearn Jr., a 10-year old funeral director from Madison, WI. She will be succeeded by her husband, Elwyn. She was a member of Gay Straight Alliance Network International.
>> [_] Anon 1333485 >Graig Salomon, a 51-year old housewife eh, he was a fag.
>> [_] Anon 1333493 Xymenes Dillon KleynenbergNTNTIB, a 53-year old lifeguard running out of names, are we?
>> [_] Anon 1333496 You have killed Dr. Douglis Fussell Jr., a 72-year old flight instructor from Mission, TX. He was a member of Funeral Consumers Alliance. You have killed Suzetta Dobbins II, a 51-year old geometrician from Hamilton, OH.
>> [_] Anon 1333497 You have killed Corenda Charmaine Hardyman, a 11-year old porn star from Bryan, TX. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
>> [_] Anon 1333499 You have killed Wenda Aveline Critchley Jr., a 11-year old herder from Jackson, TN. She was a member of Consumers Union, International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation, Cold War Veterans Association and Jewish War Veterans of the USA. wat
>> [_] Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 1333500 >># Not to mention it's a video game to begin with.
>> [_] Anon 1333502 >># hey i know a KleynenbergNTNTIB
>> [_] Anon 1333503 Why are you doing this? You aren't getting any points. You won't level up if you kill a certain amount of people. They won't hurt you. Royce Kidd won't be making it to his best friend's birthday party tonight. Why did you do it? Ha Ha!
>> [_] Anon 1333506 oh god, i just killed someone with the same name as me...
>> [_] Anon 1333509 You have killed Helen Elwood, a 82-year old imam from Holyoke, MA. She was a member of American Red Cross and In Defense of Animals. She was on her way to church. and she took 12 bullets to kill.
>> [_] Anon 1333510 all these people sound like a bunch of socialist hippies. i have yet to kill a single NRA member. of course, they would shoot back.
>> [_] Anon 1333511 >You have killed Odell Jacobsen III, a 14-year old executor from Bremerton, WA. He was a member of Military Families Speak Out and AnimaNaturalis.
>> [_] Anon 1333513 How come it doesnt say anything when i just let them all pass without killing anyone? like "you are an upstanding citizen"
>> [_] Anon 1333514 >># and yet you still find bounty hunters, executioners, and terminators.
>> [_] NameFag 1333515 >># This is the part where it's revealed that you are in The Twilight Zone and have just shot yourself in the future. Later you will be walking down the street and a psychopath will shoot you. Then you will go to hell for committing suicide.
>> [_] Anon 1333516 >You have killed Sir Amery Norwood Frazier II, a 13-year old paramedic from Kankakee, IL. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Kristen, and his children, Gabe, and Lilyan.
>> [_] Anon 1333517 You have killed Dr. Esme Bernie Lisenchuk, a 45-year old pornographer from Evansville, IN. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Arly. He was a member of Blinded Veterans Association and Catholic War Veterans. the only reason he was married was because he was blind.lol.
>> [_] Anon 1333519 You have killed Arly Winifred Morimoto, a 64-year old gravedigger from Gary, IN. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years. guess i just *sunglasses* dug her grave. YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>> [_] Anon 1333520 >You have killed Rick Diogo, a 95-year old wrestler from Lebanon, PA. >95-year old wrestler
>> [_] Anon 1333521 You have killed Zebulen Kingston Redish Jr., a 64-year old inker from Montgomery, AL. He will be succeeded by his wife, Kippy, and his daughter, Korie. he took 22 bullets before dying.
>> [_] Anon 1333522 >You have killed Sayre Bagnato, a 11-year old legislator from St. Petersburg, FL. He was a member of GI Rights Network. In Soviet Russia, FL anexionated St. Petersburg.
>> [_] Â 1333523 >># Actually, according to the guy who made the game, he made it in less than an hour and wasn't really trying to make any sort of serious point.
>> [_] Anon 1333525 You have killed Rock De Los, a 10-year old night auditor from Steubenville, OH. He was a member of Foundation for Economic Education and Military Order of the Purple Heart.
>> [_] Anon 1333527 You have killed Dr. Layney Corine Palfreyman, a 19-year old house painter from Columbia, SC. he was an example of why you don't get your Ph.D in stupid things.
>> [_] Anon 1333530 >You have killed Ephrem Jon Sigurdson, a 13-year old prime minister from Ashland, KY. He was a member of Center for Libertarian Studies and American Friends Service Committee. He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years. >13-year old prime minister >about to see his father for the first time in 20 years.
>> [_] Anon 1333531 You have killed Max Quartermain Sr., a 85-year old pimp from Alton, IL. She was a member of Military Families Speak Out. >85-year old female pimp
>> [_] Anon 1333532 Wilbert Ransom Communications Sir Vibhu Hans Kruusement odd names they had.
>> [_] Anon 1333533 You have killed Boniface Sandor Bohannon, a 71-year old gangster from Muskegon, MI. He was a member of Campaign for Liberty. You have killed Jon Laurence Mirarchi, a 10-year old industrial engineer from Auburn, NY. He was a member of LewRockwell.com. what.
>> [_] Anon 1333536 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1333537 You have killed Prudy Rebecka Bullinger Sr., a 87-year old king from Steubenville, OH. She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Wallie. She was a member of Cocaine Anon and Alcoholics Anonymous. oh wow, i killed a king. and a female one no less.
>> [_] Anon 1333553 You have killed Lenette Kimmy Wichman, a 71-year old underwear model DO NOT WANT
>> [_] Anon 1333555 You have killed Alley Vaughn Corritore III, a 78-year old stripper from Annapolis, MD. He will be succeeded by his loving wife, Gayla. he lied about having a wife, and is disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 1333557 You have killed Dr. Sara Benzick, a 14-year old bartender from Lancaster, PA. She was a member of Iraq Peace Action Coalition.
>> [_] op !!974dKGb8FUi 1333562 You have killed Winford Mendel Amstutz, a 82-year old escort from Minneapolis, MN. He will be dearly missed. You have killed Hillery Labfive II, a 11-year old art dealer from State College, PA. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Mirelle. You have killed Mr. Gonzales Strannemar III, a 13-year old tutor from Bristol, VA. He will be succeeded by his children, Allegra, Brenda, and Granville.
>> [_] Anon 1333565 You have killed Heywood Shedd, a 12-year old web coder from Kent, OH. >12-year old >web coder Fucking 1337
>> [_] Anon 1333567 >># You have killed Ava Kassandra Collette II, a 11-year old web developer from Napa, CA. no U!
>> [_] Anon 1333570 You have killed Ozzie Arne Groleau Jr., a 75-year old dog walker from Petaluma, CA. Never in his whole life succeded
>> [_] Anon 1333571 You have killed Henrie Whitney Longtin, a 13-year old taxi-driver from Rockford, IL. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Elladine. He was a member of Western Association for Art Conservation and Students for a Democratic Society. OK... W T F
>> [_] Anon 1333572 >># sorta like some 85 year old drug dealer i killed.
>> [_] Anon 1333575 you can move with A S D W wow..
>> [_] Anon 1333578 You have killed Vladimir Nestor DataSupport II, a 63-year old physiologist from Muncie, IN. He was a member of Sons of Confederate Veterans and United for Peace and Justice. >Vladimir Nestor DataSupport II >Nestor DataSupport II >DataSupport Epic name is epic
>> [_] Anon 1333585 You have killed Cynthia Plantamura, a 40-year old poll-taker from Frederick, MD. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Nikolai. She was a member of Codependents of Sex Addicts and Group for the education of animal related issues. Hey, I don't feel bad about killing someone who was addicted to sex with horses.
>> [_] op !!974dKGb8FUi 1333586 You have killed Trula Stevenson, a 91-year old financial adviser from Greenville, NC. She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Wake. She was a member of Alcoholics Anon and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation. >91-year old >She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband >member of International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth >91-years old >Youth
>> [_] Anon 1333588 You have killed Celestyn Deak, a 37-year old underwear model from Dover, DE. She will be succeeded by her son, Isidore. I hope he's at least not modeling the same underwear lines as his mom.
>> [_] Anon 1333589 >You have killed Ms. Livia O'Keeffer, a 72-year old dictator from Pasco, WA. She was a member of Korean War Veterans Association and Center on Conscience & War. But she was a dictator.
>> [_] Re BedMonsta 1333608 i dunno how many ppl have i killed...but they were americans.... it felt gooooood ]:->

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[_] [G] don't call me cocky, someone /r/ed it. hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 1327501 >># Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1327507 Where did you find this flash anyway?
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 1327510 >># lovingly handcrafted* by myself after I saw a thread on /v/ about art games, I posted it in there. *slapped together in a few hours
>> [_] Anon 1327511 >># Ah. I was really expecting the creator to actually believe this for some reason. Two things: 1) When you reload/force reload/reload multiple times, it stacks. So if you reload 3 times in a row, you can shoot 24 times without reloading. 2) Over time the game begins to slow down because bodies don't disappear, forcing you to refresh.
>> [_] Anon 1327513 >You have killed Sibel Stefa Angell, a 63-year old game designer from Lancaster, CA. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Niven, and her children, Jennee, Fanechka, and Jermain. She was a member of National Coalition for Homeless Veterans. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home anyway.
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 1327514 >># I didn't actually expect people to be playing this game for so long that corpses everywhere would be a problem. When these issues were brought up on /v/ I had bullshit artistic explanations for them, such as: 1. IT'S ART IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE REALISTIC 2. That's because in real life bodies don't just fade into nothingness after you kill them, and the lag is the burden of your misdeeds piling up on you!
>> [_] Anon 1327515 "You have killed Mrs. Missy Madelyn Koolwine, a 11-year old chief financial officer from Cape Coral, FL. " wat
>> [_] Anon 1327517 >># Oh lol. Stay classy.
>> [_] Anon 1327518 seriously dont all start fucking making tonns of replies for all the stupid age and occupation, etc match ups you get like the last time this was on here. We get it big woop, sometimes the messages are stupid.
>> [_] Anon 1327520 >># >sometimes Don't you mean most of the time? That's what makes the game so funny.
>> [_] Anon 1327523 calm down nerds.
>> [_] Anon 1327524 >># doh ho ho ho! Someone is special little child, yes he IS, ah yes he ISSSS!
>> [_] Anon 1327531 goddamn is that op cocky
>> [_] Anon 1327536 >># shut up
>> [_] Anon 1327537 Some men just want to watch the world burn.
>> [_] Anon 1327547 You have killed Mrs. Kelley Tsao III, a 12-year old house painter from West Palm Beach, FL. She will be succeeded by her children Davis, Charlena, Tilda, Chaim, and Stanford. She was a member of Group for the education of animal related issues and Knights of Peter Claver. lol children with children
>> [_] Anon 1327548 >># >That's what makes the game so funny. correct, messages away
>> [_] Captain Science 1327555 I want my ten seconds back.
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 1327560 >># You can never have it back.. and those people you killed? They can never have THE REST OF THEIR LIVES back. itsdeepbecauseitis
>> [_] Anon 1327569 You have killed Cordelia Orelie Mesko Sr., a 61-year old batman from Florence, AL. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years. >batman wat?
>> [_] Anon 1327574 Is this supposed to make me feel bad for killing people who mostly seem involved in retarded liberal causes like protesting the war or animal rights?
>> [_] Anon 1327575 You have killed Madam Kellen Letta Todaro, a 91-year old pirate from Temple, TX. She was a member of A.N.S.W.E.R.. Now I feel bad
>> [_] Anon 1327583 I apparently dealt with a 17 year old prime minister from Oregon, and a 12 year old archeologist from New York. Wut?
>> [_] Anon 1327584 >You have killed Waneta Paliwal, a 11-year old sniper from Nashua, NH. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Remington. Only in America
>> [_] Anon 1327587 I killed a 12 year old exotic dancer whos wife will be sad. I feel pretty terrible now.
>> [_] Anon 1327592 You have killed Elliott Neel DeBrun, a 13-year old typist from Miami Beach, FL. He will be succeeded by his caring wife, Merle. He was a member of Chautauqua Institute.
>> [_] Anon 1327601 You have killed Duke Rudolfo Pelletier, a 14-year old mayor from Olathe, KS. He was a member of AARP.
>> [_] Anon 1327602 And i thought this result was weird. You have killed Myriam Cicily Gauthier, a 13-year old stripper from Fort Worth, TX. She was a member of Fleet Reserve Association and Midwest Regional Conservation Guild.
>> [_] Anon 1327603 You have killed Aliza Florida Bergland, a 83-year old secret service agent from Milwaukee, WI
>> [_] Anon 1327604 I've been playing this for 5 hours straight...is there anything more? I started counting how many people after I shot a few hundred(?) but I killed 17,832. My browser locked after that. had to restart! lol Is there a way to get better weapons to kill people faster? Can you kill people's families as well?
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 1327611 >># I made this in a day, there's nothing more than what you already saw.
>> [_] Anon 1327612 pretty damn cocky, op
>> [_] Anon 1327617 >># gg you fuck, the idea is endless killing is bad...wooooow way over your head you fucking noob
>> [_] Anon 1327620 "Why are you killing all of these innocent people? They may mean nothing to you, but they mean the world to their families." Yep, artificial people mean nothing to me. They must die. And their family must die too.
>> [_] Anon 1327624 >You have killed Vachel Creighton Toolset II, an 11-year old pope from Flint MI.
>> [_] Anon 1327631 You have killed Mrs. Myrtia Kan, a 11-year old drug dealer from Ashland, OR. She will be succeeded by her daughter, Kora.
>> [_] Anon 1327632 in interesting retrospect, 99% of the virtual people i kill in my games, shot first. (either because i let them get the first shot or was just genuinely careless lol)
>> [_] Anon 1327658 >># >Way over your head Oh man, the irony
>> [_] Anon 1327668 >># how cocky, telling me there's nothing more than what i already saw!
>> [_] Anon 1327670 >You have killed Ms. Rozanne Lorianne Oey III, a 12-year old chief executive officer from Irvine, CA. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years. Wat?
>> [_] Anon 1327671 You have killed Lucy Jerrylee Gribbon Sr., a 67-year old gladiator from Harlingen, TX. >gladiator lol
>> [_] Anon 1327675 >># You seem to be under the impression that this flash was made as anything other than a joke.
>> [_] Anon 1327683 ITT: Trolls trolling trolls.
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 1327700 >># as the creator of this "game," I have but one thing to say to you: LOL WHAT A FAGET.
>> [_] Anon 1327713 You have killed Darth Devon Thibert Sr., a 95-year old soda jerk from Miami, FL.