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Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf
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ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/1 -2018 20:04:35 Ended: 14/1 -2018 01:32:39Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] RIP Hawaii Anon 3307993
>> [_] Anon 3307994 lolwut
>> [_] Anon 3307996 >># >2018 >la and san fran are still not nuked
>> [_] Anon 3308003 I recall last year seeing the VERY unusual EAS test that was originated by the Federal Government. Something that I don't believe has ever been tested before.
>> [_] Anon 3308017 tes_national_missile_defense Would NK hit their targets?
>> [_] Anon 3308021 I wish I knew how to make fake emergency alert broadcasts as convincing as this one. This shit is kind of terrifying in a way.
>> [_] Anon 3308034 >># Download a text-to-speech program that has a robotic voice that sounds like it was the best attempt possible in 1992, write up an official and dry sounding warning about a nuke attack. There you go.
>> [_] Anon 3308036 >># Yeah, still not as easy to find something that sounds quite as authentic though.
>> [_] Anon 3308064 This was "real". Faggots. But it was a false flag. It's because they are on a hairtrigger alarm. If they see anything that they can't surely say of is not an ICBM, they will do this and nuke the shit out of North Korea.
>> [_] Anon 3308066 >># Obviously I was referring to how convincing/authentic in feel the fake EAS broadcast in this video was, not the incident that took place today.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/9 -2017 11:35:36 Ended: 30/9 -2017 21:38:46Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Saturday morning apocalypse Anon 3283773
>> [_] Anon 3283778 but do those missiles know where they are?
>> [_] Anon 3283809 i pray for this day
>> [_] Anon 3283815 fucking Trump
>> [_] Anon 3283830 Never going to happen.
>> [_] Anon 3283860 >># Same Anon

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/9 -2017 23:21:22 Ended: 8/9 -2017 06:28:03Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Topical Triolling 3278797 Enjoy Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3278828 >># post this in /pol/ and watch the lulz ensue
>> [_] Anon 3278879 >># This is older that dirt. They all know it. Slightly surprised you don't.
>> [_] Anon 3278901 Imagine setting this to go off all computers in an university

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 31/5 -2017 18:41:14 Ended: 1/6 -2017 08:26:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 3249759
>> [_] Anon 3249762 spoopy
>> [_] Anon 3249792 gnar
>> [_] Anon 3249799 nothing of value is lost
>> [_] Anon 3249801 STANDING
>> [_] Anon 3249805 do the missiles know?
>> [_] Anon 3249850 >># No, but they know where they aren't
>> [_] Anon 3249910 >># agreed
>> [_] Anon 3249912 >># Our republic would improve with these excisions.
>> [_] Mr.Spoon 3249926 >># you would lose a tactical standpoints especially if Alaska were to fall.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/4 -2017 20:56:31 Ended: 30/4 -2017 01:35:06Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: EBS - West Coast Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 3239576
>> [_] Anon 3239592 >national_emergency.swf
>> [_] Anon 3239625 This actually makes me emotional and chokes me up. Yet I can watch people being burned alive and it's nothing.
>> [_] Anon 3239652 >call someone in Hawaii >start playing this through your phone

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 14/4 -2017 16:31:57 Ended: 15/4 -2017 01:38:49Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File: Nuclear Saturday SOON FRIENDS.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] get cozy for the end friends Anon 3234382 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3234391 >># fuck off /pol/
>> [_] Anon 3234431 imagine being american and having some epic trollz guy at the news station switch this over during a normal news broadcast fatalities by stroke would probably skyrocket that day
>> [_] Anon 3234436 >># are you fucking retarded?
>> [_] Anon 3234448 >># >># y u so serious
>> [_] Anon 3234465 Why would they target Portland and not San Diego? San Diego has a huge Naval base, Portland is just useless hipsters who wouldn't join the war even if their home town was nuked.
>> [_] Anon 3234469 >># Probably because North Korea knows it doesn't have a chance in hell of winning. The entire Rothschild owned world has been indoctrinated to hate it and all the governments want it gone. It doesn't have enough nukes to stop what's coming, so it's only hope of remaining sovereign is to target whatever major population centers it can reach in the hopes that that'll make the rest of the world want to leave it alone.
>> [_] CLEAN 3234481 i live near san diego this shit is raw

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/1 -2017 12:41:25 Ended: 11/1 -2017 15:22:18Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Uh Oh Anon 3200107 Uh Oh
>> [_] Anon 3200110 >># STANDING
>> [_] Anon 3200148 >># >North Korea with functioning nukes >Implying I would care about the west coast My sides

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/12 -2016 04:44:02 Ended: 27/12 -2016 10:06:58Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 3194042 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3194105 That... made me legitimately scared. Probably the first time something legitimized the idea of a nuclear attack.
>> [_] Anon 3194135 I remember some /k/ threads with a guy who worked as a nuclear weapons adviser or something, and global nuclear policy can generally be summed up as: Every big power has them as big dicks to wave around and prove that they're big powers, but nobody will ever use them for threat of retaliation and fear of long-lasting consequences. Even if the leader of a country threatens to use nukes, there's a shitload of people behind the scenes dedicated solely to the management of nuclear weaponry that will never let them be fired under any circumstances that aren't "the world's fucked anyway." If Donald Trump issues an executive order to fire nukes the day he enters office, nothing will happen unless he has a damn good reason to believe that there's ten more headed our way. But damn, if anybody's gonna do something stupid with them, it's North Korea.
>> [_] Anon 3194148 Nostalgia. I miss tornado warnings.
>> [_] Anon 3194149 good thing they sent the warning to /f/ all 7 people will evacuate immediately from harm
>> [_] Anon 3194150 This is effectively a suicide by cop scenario for North Korea.
>> [_] Anon 3194153 >># >But damn, if anybody's gonna do something stupid with them, it's North Korea. I legitimately hope they do. People seem to forget we have the world's most advanced NMD program. Those ICBMs wouldn't ever make it remotely close to landfall. Then we'd have the full go ahead to wipe the Norks out and be done with them.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/7 -2016 16:04:21 Ended: 18/7 -2016 23:20:34Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 3116564 Monday has been cancelled
>> [_] Anon 3116749 >Nuking Seattle, Portland, Hawaii, and LA. Sounds like a Monday I'm ready for.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/6 -2016 06:33:06 Ended: 12/6 -2016 13:52:01Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 3097085 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3097100 EVERYONE PANIC
>> [_] Anon 3097101 When was this?
>> [_] Anon 3097103 >west coast IM SAFE
>> [_] Anon 3097138 >># Regardless of weather or not the missiles would hit any of us, should any of this happen, the ramifications would be colossal, should china get involved. Of course, the chances of a nuclear missile ACTUALLY impacting are slim, because of the United States' ICBM defense systems, but still.
>> [_] Anon 3097198 >># China would drop the norks faster than a turd they thought was a tootsie roll with about as much disgust. The only way China is getting involved if the norks even try and nuke the US is rushing in from the north before America and friends storm in from the south with an unstoppable hateful fury. China almost certainly doesn't want a war with the US even though they do their fair share of dickwaving.
>> [_] Anon 3097226 >># China would be marching through Pyongyang before the first bomb hit. If the United States, especially a non-military target, were actually hit by a nuclear weapon fired by a Chinese puppet state the global retaliation would be catastrophic.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/3 -2016 07:35:55 Ended: 4/3 -2016 10:58:28Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: EBS KCPQ TV-13.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Loop)
[_] Coming to an America Near You Anon 3034996
>> [_] Anon 3035049 >># That buzz tone still gives me nightmarish flashbacks from my childhood when tornadoes would touchdown in my area. Gives me the chills.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/2 -2016 23:22:34 Ended: 14/2 -2016 03:07:44Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 3021644
>> [_] Anon 3021783 mostly, CLOU-DY partly. CLOU-DY

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 15/11 -2015 05:49:47 Ended: 15/11 -2015 09:54:41Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] nuclear hoax Anon 2951108 /r inside Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2951266 I'm waiting for the day someone hacks the airwaves and plays this.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 9/7 -2015 20:16:20 Ended: 9/7 -2015 21:55:12Flashes: 1 Posts: 16
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 2839357 What are your chances assuming you don't have a bunker or year worth of food stock Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2839380 Canned Food Jerkey PROFIT!?
>> [_] Anon 2839388 >># >implying I would want to hide in a bunker for a year and live in a post apocalyptic world afterwards >implying I wouldn't go to the roof watching all that fireworks spoiler alert: it's not like in the movies
>> [_] Anon 2839405 >># I have a question. Where/when was this recording acquired?
>> [_] Anon 2839407 There's 2 possible outcomes to this: >the blast kills you >you somewhat survived but got killed and looted by other people >you somewhat survived and died of radiation poisoning (or cancer if you live long enough) >># like this anon said, even with bunker, chances of humanity survives is pretty slim. water will get irradiated (with everything else). you'd have to have a good bunker too (2 stories deep)
>> [_] Anon 2839417 if the range is 400 doesn't that mean anything just within reach is safe?
>> [_] Anon 2839428 >># >▶ North korea Maximum kek
>> [_] Anon 2839431 the real question is, will we even know when it happens? we are on the fucking computer all day, does the government have a way to override the internet to inform everyone in time? Most of us might see a happening thread on /pol/ and just not believe it. >n korea >only 4 missiles >implying the us can't shoot down hundreds of them
>> [_] Anon 2839440 >Best Korea >4 nukes >reaching the US Nigger you're dumb.
>> [_] Anon 2839442 >># Implying they would even get off the launchpad
>> [_] Anon 2839445 >># >># >implying they made a launchpad >implying it isn't just made of cake >implying it wouldn't be on Great Leader's lunchpad
>> [_] Anon 2839447 >># >># During the cold war it was estimated that up to 90% of the russian population would survive a nuclear strike
>> [_] Anon 2839454 >># where's the cold war and where are we now also starting world war 3 wouldn't profit anyone
>> [_] Anon 2839465 >># >># Funny how you say "it's not like in the movies" and then assume that everything just goes to total shit. The very biggest nuke's destruction radius isn't even 30 miles. You'd have to be very unlucky to die if only 4 of those were launched, and most are smaller than that.
>> [_] Anon 2839474 >># >does the government have a way to override the internet Yes, notice the 13 root name servers to respond with another IP than requested. You want to load a Youtube? Well, though shit because the IP we sent you doesn't correspond to Youtube's IP.
>> [_] Anon 2839475 >># This, nuclear war wouldn't end humanity, a particularly big nuclear war like with Russia might kill most people in America, and cause some fallout issues for southern Canada and northern Mexico, but most people would still be fine

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/7 -2015 12:27:09 Ended: 4/7 -2015 19:23:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: EBS KCPQ TV-13.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
>> [_] Anon 2833245 Oh really? When?
>> [_] Anon 2833247 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2833272 A man can dream. Is there a source on this?
>> [_] Anon 2833305 How the heck do the times work on this thing... posting for time...
>> [_] Anon 2833394 >># DUBS CONFIRM
>> [_] Anon 2833409 When will the Eastern US join up and help NK nuke the West coast?
>> [_] Anon 2833434 this is really unsettling are there any pieces of media that use emergency broadcasts to their advantage?

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/6 -2015 03:48:43 Ended: 21/6 -2015 05:23:58Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: EBS - West Coast Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Loop)
[_] 12 hour warning 2819340 Are you ready? It happens soon!
>> [_] Anon 2819357 You're fucking retarded if you think Koreas missiles wouldnt be disabled before they reach their impact point.
>> [_] Anon 2819362 >># Congratulations. You've figured out that the emergency broadcast posted on 4chan isn't real. Give yourself a pat on the back.
>> [_] Anon 2819369 >># Congratulations. You're an autistic cunt. Suck it dry faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2819396 >># You must be new here friend, back to /b/ with that kind of behavior. It's hard but try being a decent human being on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2819402 >># > You're fucking retarded if you think Korea's missile wouldnt be disabled before it reached the end of its boost stage. FTFY
>> [_] Anon 2819404 >># >You're fucking retarded if you think Korea's missile wouldnt be disabled before it reached the production stage. fixed
>> [_] Anon 2819465 >># > top kek.... made my night tyvm anon

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/5 -2015 01:02:30 Ended: 17/5 -2015 04:56:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 31
File: American Emergacy System.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Loop)
[_] goosebumps Anon 2782731 I shat my pants
>> [_] Anon 2782733 about time
>> [_] Anon 2782737 >># >scary They test the emergency weather broadcast system near my house almost monthly. And there's always >severe thunderstorm warning >severe snowstorm warning >high winds It's gotten to the point where I immediately ignore it and shut the tv off, because I've been watching for too long when that comes on.
>> [_] Anon 2782738 >># When I was growing up, I heard the air-raid test sirens, and this emergency broadcast tests, they were always pants shitting scary to me, no matter how old i get, I feel as though impending doom is coming.
>> [_] Anon 2782739 lol this a cool never had any alerts cuz i live in a lame country
>> [_] Anon 2782745 >># I had a false alarm once, while on duty in Alaska in the 1980s, we thought that a nuke was coming on our base, we prepared for the worse but thankfully the alert was lifted, NORAD had a false positive on a launch and had to double check it stations, for 30 minutes we thought we were all going to die. There is a reason some of this shit is pant shitting scary to us.
>> [_] Anon 2782750 >># yeah, same here. cant they drop some bombs here? its called sharing!
>> [_] Anon 2782751 >># same shit here, you ever hear the EBS's about some kid getting kidnapped?
>> [_] Anon 2782753 sounds halfway between xenon and a speak & spell
>> [_] Anon 2782754 >># So you're 40+ years old, posting on /f/? No faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2782760 >># Don't worry, one day you will be too
>> [_] Anon 2782792 >># Did you know that people age? holy shit you're retarded
>> [_] Anon 2782795 i listened to that buzzer while i slept back in middle school and i had a nightmare when i heard it, there was blood and white flashing everywhere. i will never forget that dream
>> [_] Anon 2782799 >># >># don't samefag pls
>> [_] Anon 2782800 >># Is there some kind of news article about this you could find?
>> [_] Anon 2782803 >># >Emergacy nice
>> [_] Anon 2782815 >># I can look
>> [_] Anon 2782822 >># I sometimes wonder how people like me born after the soviet union fell see the world compared to someone who grew up knowing they could be nuked from the other side of the earth at any time.
>> [_] Anon 2782823 >># When I am constipated i just play this thing or an air raid siren and i'm set.
>> [_] Anon 2782833 >># Not him, but there's three documented cases of this happening. Once on November 9, 1979, when someone ran a test program in "live" mode, and twice within the span of a few days in June 1980 due to computer failure. ospace_Defense_Command#False_alarms Russia also had a number of idiotic incidents that almost led to the extinction of mankind.
>> [_] Anon 2782849 Has anyone used the software for this? you can buy it online
>> [_] Anon 2782854 >># >Russia also had a number of idiotic incidents that almost led to the extinction of mankind. It might just be a rumor/propaganda, but I hear that several old USSR missile systems can't be taken off line because they were set up to be tamper proof but the Russians didn't think they would ever need to take them off line.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2782860 >># Elmendorf or fort rich? Or were you one of the guys actually working the golf balls on the mountain?
>> [_] Anon 2782863 >># Now its a joint base, but i was at fort rich
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2782871 >># Okay good. If you had said koolis, I'd have pffftttt your ass outta here. Something I gotta wonder, if a nuke from the 80s were to have hit fort rich, how much of anchorage would be devastated? I mean certainly all of downtown would be lost. Certain sections around valley of the moon would be hit, but others might be spared because it's a big ditch.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2782872 >># actually nevermind. What's now kinkaid park and the airport would likely be hit as a secondary target, and that would likely fry the rest of the town except for maybe shit on the mountains.
>> [_] Anon 2782879 >># He's right anyway. 4chen doesn't permaban you when you're over 30. It would be funny though.
>> [_] Anon 2782912 unrelated, but what is that chinese song I always see on here? he's like pulling a boat or something. it's legit.
>> [_] Anon 2782917 >># Whats wrong with a few 'Guaranteed last twitches' from the dead body.
>> [_] Anon 2782922 >># for some reason doom doesn't scary me. maybe i just want to watch it all burn
>> [_] Anon 2782940 >># I think we all felt that way in middle school buddy

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/3 -2015 04:55:13 Ended: 12/3 -2015 04:55:13Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: EBS KCPQ TV-13.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 2715005

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/12 -2014 05:12:37 Ended: 23/12 -2014 07:44:29Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: EBS KCPQ TV-13.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 2636954 this might actually happen now
>> [_] Anon 2636959 IT'S HAPPENING
>> [_] Anon 2637027 >># North Korea doesn't yet have that missile capability, and Un isn't that stupid. The only thing that might motivate him to do it (assuming he could) is to smite the US in the event of invasion and takeover.
>> [_] Anon 2637029 >># which case he'd be looking down a death sentence anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2637143 The most fragile glass cannon on the planet is getting fussy over a fictional movie. It's like tumblr 2.0.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 26/11 -2014 04:03:10 Ended: 26/11 -2014 06:21:08Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Naiam Anon 2610812 fucking nigger Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2610834 I hope this won't happen
>> [_] Anon 2610842 >># >not hoping for
>> [_] Anon 2610850 >ICBM from Best Korea taking 45 minutes to reach Hawaii I don't think so Tim.
>> [_] Anon 2610858 These things always creep me out. Even those ones about flash flood warnings and stuff that are ALWAYS on TV
>> [_] Anon 2610859 >># B-But they are east of us, so they must be shooting to the west and cross the whole planet to reach the targets, r-right ?
>> [_] Anon 2610895 These freak me the fuck out every time.
>> [_] Anon 2610902 >># Why won't Uncle Joe let fly with the nukes? I want to bask in the light of newborn stars.
>> [_] Anon 2610923 i don't think i've ever felt so fucked than while imagining this
>> [_] Anon 2610948 >># ICBMs travel roughly 21,000 km/h. distance from north korea to hawaii is 7,500 km. so yeah. about 40 minutes.
>> [_] Anon 2610949 I played this over my workplace's PA once (graveyard shift, no customers in the store). A bunch of people freaked out. They really believed that North Korea had ICBM capability, and that a warning like this would come over the PA. They weren't particularly bright.
>> [_] Anon 2610952 >># Christ couldn't you get fired for that?
>> [_] Anon 2610953 >># Yeah, though I didn't really care either way. The manager on duty wasn't happy about it, but nothing came of it.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 26/9 -2014 08:08:59 Ended: 26/9 -2014 12:46:41Flashes: 1 Posts: 19
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 2542165 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2542166 Sorta spooky
>> [_] Anon 2542167 KCPQ made their no signal splash in Windows Movie Maker, apparently.
>> [_] Anon 2542168 >># this is gold, i can imagine someone "hacking" a local news station and making it play this. i don't know how to hack so im using the term loosely
>> [_] Anon 2542171 >># If it were real it would be stating times and dates, actually.
>> [_] Anon 2542173 >># Yeah....
>> [_] Anon 2542175 >># Oh noooo
>> [_] Anon 2542183 >># yeah but most people wouldn't realize that, it'd be radio war of the worlds all over again.
>> [_] Anon 2542187 STANDING
>> [_] Anon 2542198 A nuclear attack from North Korea? This is what I've been hoarding all these weapons and ammunition for all these years. Yeeehawwww!!!
>> [_] Anon 2542202 >400 miles area around Portland Fuck, even when I'm not in Portland, that city is still screwing me Fuck Portland
>> [_] Anon 2542216 With that kind of advanced notice we could easily scramble and blow those fuckers out of the sky.
>> [_] Anon 2542222 >># 400 miles is completely excessive for any size of nuclear warhead used today.
>> [_] Anon 2542225 Not nearly as spooky as the UK nuclear PIFs, just saying
>> [_] Anon 2542237 >># Link?
>> [_] Anon 2542240 >># EQg
>> [_] Anon 2542316 >># nobody was fooled by radio War of the worlds. It's an urban myth propagated by the same people who ran the show. They had regular commercial breaks, and after each one restated that it was a dramatic reading by Orson Wells. It's just like news today, if there isn't news, they make it.
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2542327 >># That's for fallout, not blast. They don't bother telling you to shelter from the blast anymore. Also, N. Korean missile is not using as sophisticated targeting networks as major world powers, so that is factored in to the Threat Zone calculation.
>> [_] Anon 2542331 >># mm well yeah within one minute of the blast. But even if it was in the middle states we would feel it in the morning. Not actual feel with our bodies but in our days and comforts. Money would sort of go wonky but sort of not if you donated time to the cause.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/8 -2014 19:07:27 Ended: 30/8 -2014 22:52:47Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 2508456 /r/ing dice wars Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2508467 was this for practice during the cold war?
>> [_] Anon 2508468 >># Dice Wars is up Anon. Go play it.
>> [_] Anon 2508590 >># >ICBM >45 minutes to reach target after launch Goddamnit get your shit together
>> [_] Anon 2508642 >># Is that too much time? Too little? I'd like to know anon, If you could.
>> [_] Anon 2508659 >4 nuclear missiles >heading for 3 targets >the fourth one is headed to hawaii 3 or 4? make your mind up
>> [_] Anon 2508674 >># Cities would not be the only target. It's quite possible for them to have another missile for a secondary target that's close to the primary target. For example, Honolulu would be hit and likely Pearl Harbor would be hit as well with a separate warhead.
>> [_] Anon 2508676 >># It's about 15 minutes too long.
>> [_] Anon 2508679 >># Norks bud
>> [_] Sage01 2508693 For those who don't follow the news, Putin not the Gooks and Chinks has threatened NATO and the US with nuclear weapons. Get ready to see Cold War tier paranoia and market changes.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/8 -2014 15:17:30 Ended: 7/8 -2014 21:02:53Flashes: 1 Posts: 18
File: EBS KCPQ TV-13.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2479242 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2479249 HAPPENING
>> [_] Anon 2479251 >feedomland
>> [_] Anon 2479275 >># /k/omrad here. North korean missiles are hilariously inept, nor do they have a nuclear program. However, if they did fire off 4 nukes, say of Chinese orgin, we would still be well protected. Keep in mind this is not quite the Cold war. One: Ageis Missle defense standard missle in conjunction with the Sea-based X-band radar -band_Radar ssile Using the open architecture of The Aegis battle system, the Sea-based X-band radar (SBX-1) can be data shared with every single Aegis equipped ship in Americas asininely large navy. Using this data (and the data from other various fuckpowerful AN-SPY ship based radars), we can use the stupid as fuck Standard missle family (sm-2...sm3...etc) to kill the missle in all levels of flight. Keep in mind this is just ONE part of our missile defense (things like THAAD are not considered.)
>> [_] Anon 2479277 >># For Launch phase all the way to near terminal phase, we would use the ship launched RIM-161 SM3. The Standard missile 3 (sm-3), to put it simply, is fucking amazing. Per ship, they have a 2,500 km range. Yes, 2,500 km. They use pure kentic energy to impact the target going about 4.5 kilometers a SECOND, can do it exo atmospherically, and do it extremely accurately. To put it into perspective, it hit a satellite, head on, as it fell uncontrolled to the earth. No, thats not all, it not only hit it at a closing rate of mach fucking 14 due to it being head on, it hit a certain PART of the satellite (a fuel tank, so it wouldn't pollute muh earth). Keep in mind, this is in LEO, which nukes do not go into, this is outside of its mission. The average US ship can carry 96 of these.
>> [_] Anon 2479278 >># Best Korea a shit
>> [_] Anon 2479282 If it would have been about Russia then it would have probably been terrifying. But North Korea is a shit hole
>> [_] Anon 2479316 >># North Korea would never attack the US because Russia would quickly storm that shit in 'aid' of the US and annex the place.
>> [_] Anon 2479323 >4 missiles >expected to hit within 45 minutes ha, as if there isn't a way to shoot down such a missile.
>> [_] Anon 2479325 >># Shoot that WMD if you're so great.
>> [_] Anon 2479328 >># I'm sure there are plenty Nuclear defenses at Navel bases.
>> [_] Anon 2479329 >># if there are four missiles, and they are to hit in an hour, wouldn't it be smart to launch your star-wars shit? and even if that doesn't work, you can still launch panes to intercept. i really doubt the u.s. would sit around and do nothing when they spend loads to defend the country from nuclear attack.
>> [_] Anon 2479331 >># Back when Korea had their hissy fit the U.S. was forced to play their hand in showing how they are able to shoot down anything Korea launches with a GW Lasers on Navel ships.
>> [_] Anon 2479410 >># Confirmed North Korean Before you kill yourself please take the eternal leader with you.
>> [_] Anon 2479443 >># >implying North Korea can get on the "real" internets top kek
>> [_] Anon 2479449 >># FINALLY! i thought it would never get loaded, and i'm not gonna miss another chance to dl it. thx OP!
>> [_] Anon 2479452 >beee zehvunteen bawwwmurr

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/6 -2014 00:47:21 Ended: 22/6 -2014 04:42:31Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: American Emergacy System.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 2425023 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2425075 >># mile radius
>> North Korea tested a 10 kiloton Nuclear Missile in 2013
>> Thermal Radiation distance from that yield of explosion 7.2 Km² (4.47 Mi²) mfw pranker can't do basic research
>> [_] Anon 2425104 >># OP wasnt claiming shit. its just a repost you fucking retard. did you have any brothers or sisters that lived beyond 3, or was eating paint chips a family tradition.
>> [_] Anon 2425207 >># >7.2 Km² >Km² >²
>> [_] Anon 2425261 >># >square kilometers representing circumference, pi*r² pi*r²=c r= radius, in this case is unknown c= circumference of explosion the result of pi*r= 7.2km (4.47mi) throw on that ² 7.2Km² (4.47Mi²)

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/6 -2014 01:01:00 Ended: 12/6 -2014 04:06:54Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Nuclear launch detected. Anon 2413264
>> [_] Anon 2413268 these messages always creep me the fuck out
>> [_] Anon 2413269 >Hawaii isn't a city dropped
>> [_] Anon 2413294 >># Yea, these always give me chills. The Idea that in 1 hour everything could be gone is creepy as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2413299 >># >1 hour Try 33 minutes.
>> [_] Anon 2413304 >Seattle yes >Portland YES >Los Angeles YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS >Honolulu aww...
>> [_] Anon 2413332 does anyone have the flash that is some robot voice talking about North korea. I remember it yelling "AH MOTHERLAND, AH MOTHERLAND" at the end.
>> [_] Anon 2413333 >># If that. NORAD has 33 minutes, I don't know how quickly they would be able to alert civilian stations. The glorious Minuteman III retaliation would give me a raging erection though, so it would be worth it.
>> [_] Anon 2413351 >># honolulu fool
>> [_] Anon 2413354 As creepy as UVB-76
>> [_] Anon 2413355 when i was like 5 i remember watching cartoons and then the weather alerts would come on randomly and i would shut the tv off and wait like 10 mins cuz it creeped me out
>> [_] Anon 2413361 >># Really? I always got a raging boner when I heard it.
>> [_] Anon 2413378 >># >implying we'll bother with MMIIIs Nigga, we got 14 SSBNs with 24 MIRV capable Trident IIs on each swimming around at any given moment. Our MMIIIs are the very definition of dated and needs to be retired. Should have went with the LGM-118... but noooo, we like OLD technology.
>> [_] Anon 2413393 I love this, i really really do I want to find or make an swf that is basically a text-to-speech synthesizer that uses this voice, Perfect Paul I have no idea whether it would WORK, but its what I want to find
>> [_] Anon 2413398 >># I do too.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/5 -2014 03:51:47 Ended: 22/5 -2014 06:48:30Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: EBS KCPQ TV-13.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Loop)
[_] Anon 2391636 ????
>> [_] Anon 2391723 PANIC
>> [_] Anon 2391727 ALARM
>> [_] Anon 2391763 Well I'm dead
>> [_] Anon 2391783 >># does this play that it's serving the seattle area for everyone or does it look up location?
>> [_] Anon 2391797 >># I'm pretty sure it's set but I don't know because I live in Oregon.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 20/5 -2014 17:32:27 Ended: 20/5 -2014 22:21:16Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: EBS KCPQ TV-13.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Loop)
[_] Anon 2389979 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2390078 WEST COAST LOL
>> [_] Anon 2390100 Isn't there more than just this?
>> [_] Anon 2390112 creepy as shit
>> [_] Anon 2390173 Listening to this always gives me chills.
>> [_] Anon 2390179 >># >400 miles HAHA EAST COAST LIVING FREE
>> [_] Anon 2390181 Bout to hack my college's speaker system to play this everywhere. They'll flip a shit
>> [_] Anon 2390184 >># Post results and link to thread please.
>> [_] Anon 2390185 >># >bout to hack speaker system lel wat
>> [_] Anon 2390192 >># It runs on a network, so technically any computer that has access to the wifi of the building can control what comes out. Useful because there are multiple buildings, but it's never used unless if something like this flash happens. >># I probably won't do it because I'd not be able to graduate

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 31/3 -2014 00:31:30 Ended: 31/3 -2014 02:00:35Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 2334311
>> [_] very important <.< 2334433 Yes, i can tell it must be very important, they went through all the trouble to use the go animate voice for this. Really?

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/3 -2014 18:02:45 Ended: 25/3 -2014 22:53:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 16
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Anime)
[_] because this is fucking awesome Anon 2328415
>> [_] Anon 2328447 Come to think off it, how would today's modern goverment warn people off a impending nuclear attack, i suspect half of the world (that can afford it) have completely or majorly switched to computer entertainment, and as far as WE know there's no internet broadcast system that over-rides all the web-pages you are trying to access..
>> [_] Anon 2328451 >># Does anyone actually give a shit in the government anymore about things like this? I doubt it.
>> [_] Anon 2328516 >># >># The EAS works over the Internet, text messages, and even cable TV you fucking morons Holy shit today's generation is full of fucking retards
>> [_] Anon 2328526 >># how about providers? if they get orders from gov they could make it so if you try to acces any webpage it automatically redirects you to somewhere else something similiar with banning fb in china (which I think it's providers work to prohibit acces to fb domain/ip adress)
>> [_] Anon 2328528 >Have weather radio >Turn off all warnings and watch for everything except Tornado Warning and "Special Government Announcement" >Realized "Special Government Announcement was just a friendly way of saying "unsurvivable doomsday scenario"
>> [_] Anon 2328540 >># What are you talking about anon,you'll hear sirens miles away blaring to warm you of impending implosion?
>> [_] Anon 2328551 >># I know in Australia authorities have the ability to send a message to all mobile phones connected to certain tower(s) so they can send a message to everyone within an area or Australia wide.
>> [_] Anon 2328552 >># Have you ever had your phone go off due to an Amber Alert in your area? At least, if you're not using decrepit old dinosaur technology still. That's just one of the ways you'll receive something as important as this.
>> [_] Anon 2328554 >># They're called sirens, Anon. There is no fucking way you'd miss it.
>> [_] Anon 2328564 >># this, though it would be a higher level alert status it's the same concept.
>> [_] Anon 2328570 >># >EAS works over the internet Excuse me, what the fuck are you talking about.
>> [_] Anon 2328573 >># >He has no idea how routers work
>> [_] Anon 2328582 dude I am so high
>> [_] Anon 2328624 This voice is creepy as shit, but I love it. Gotta love Paul. Although, you all do know that this could likely never happen? North Korea can barely build a missile to begin with, intercontinental missiles are a whole other thing they havent touched yet. Besides that, if something like a nuclear missile was directed towards the US and we knew it/they were on the way, it would be blown out of the sky in minutes
>> [_] Anon 2328626 >># Whatever helps you sleep at night.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/3 -2014 05:52:56 Ended: 1/3 -2014 06:13:59Flashes: 1 Posts: 20
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] If you can hear the sirens your already dead Anon 2303820 How do you react /f/?
>> [_] Anon 2303825 >># Not living in any of the named cities... Awwww yeaaahh...
>> [_] Anon 2303831 This is why east coast is best coast.
>> [_] Anon 2303848 >># Fuck off coast pleb. Flyover country is best country. Plus, the Ruskies got you in their sights.
>> [_] Anon 2303850 >># Ruskies always have the west coast in their sights. Because nobody likes california. Git out.
>> [_] Anon 2303853 yay hipsters and jews are dying
>> [_] Anon 2303855 it's only a matter of time. be ready or be deady
>> [_] Anon 2303857 >># Both costs sure but a good majority of their SLBM's are off the west coast >nobody likes California I can't argue with that
>> [_] Anon 2303859 >># I meant east
>> [_] Anon 2303864 >># Fuck off, the east coast is where the best cities are
>> [_] Lord of 7he Seven !t6HNuoEi5g 2303868 mehehe, hanaloolooooooooooo
>> [_] Anon 2303871 >># Agreed
>> [_] Astronomer 2303883 >># >Best cities >Atlanta, Washington DC, Atlantic City, Miami >Best
>> [_] Anon 2303885 Just how many finctional and accessible fallout shelters are there in America? or how easy is it for the average citizen to get to one
>> [_] Anon 2303888 mfw i live a few miles from seattle ..shit.
>> [_] Anon 2303892 i live in Seattle, it's too spooky for me to think about.
>> [_] Anon 2303895 >your already dead >your >YOUR I wish you were dead by means of nuclear niggercocks.
>> [_] Anon 2303905 >that feel when Connecticut has the 3rd highest life expectancy in the US
>> [_] Anon 2303909 >># What has the highest?
>> [_] Anon 2303925 why does this have to be so shitty? Can't they make something like a high quality emergency alert video?

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/2 -2014 02:27:38 Ended: 25/2 -2014 04:07:47Flashes: 1 Posts: 27
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] What do you do when you hear it /f/? Anon 2299819 I go to the nearest store & raid their nut supply of all their walnuts,cashews,and ramen.
>> [_] Anon 2299832 >implying you even have time to gather anything if/when this actually does happen
>> [_] Anon 2299859 I was expecting a song. =(
>> [_] Anon 2299862 I say "Wow, someone posted this AGAIN?" and close the window.
>> [_] Anon 2299863 >># Sorry, I typically don't get around to knishing things until I've seen them pop up here. Next time, maybe.
>> [_] Anon 2299868 >># Didn't mean that. I was half-expecting a sweet remix or something after the first line or two, since who fucking posts a nuclear attack alert on 4chan - it's already boring as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2299872 >># Too bad, you'll be getting knishes anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2299877 So what are the chances of surviving a nuke?
>> [_] Anon 2299878 >># OP you're dumb as fuck. Unless you have a substantial shelter, you're dead, no matter how much looting you do.
>> [_] Anon 2299881 >># Knishes only work if you're expecting something. There's no point knishing this if people turn it off after 4 seconds.
>> [_] Anon 2299883 >># You mean like a nuke to the face?, or a nuke fired on the other side of the country, Define what you mean a little more DEWD
>> [_] Anon 2299896 >># Depends greatly on the bomb itself and where you are in relation to ground zero. If it is a fusion bomb then you are going to die for many many miles around the ground zero of the bomb with very little chance of survival. If it is a fission bomb then the ground zero is going to be much smaller and the chances of surviving are greater.
>> [_] Anon 2299905 >># Not the guy you are replying to but if they are using the word "nuke" they probably don't know what they are talking about to begin with.
>> [_] Anon 2299907 >># knish cunt
>> [_] Anon 2299914 >># I mean if your a few miles away from were it hits?
>> [_] Anon 2299916 >># >># Surviving a nuclear strike isn't a problem. You either do or you don't, unless you have reliable access to a shelter, if you're within the blast range you're pretty much fucked. The real problem is surviving the collapse of society and infrastructure that follows such a event. Not being killed by a giant explosion is meaningless if you lose access to food, water, and power.
>> [_] Anon 2299929 im guessing im the only one who actually thought this was interesting. i listened through the whole thing. one day when this actually shows up on tv imma be scared as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2299942 >># I tricked my friend into thinking this was real,then he stole from a flea-market.
>> [_] Anon 2299944 >># A few miles? You'd better have a pretty substantial shelter because that's still within the blast radius. If that doesn't get you, the fallout probably will.
>> [_] Anon 2299951 >># If it's a North Korea bomb it has to literally hit you to take you out. Technology is tough for them.
>> [_] Anon 2299952 >># Were's Blakemoor when you need him?
>> [_] Anon 2299964 >># Luckily most of us wont be in a fishing boat 100mi off the Korean shoreline too.
>> [_] Anon 2299972 fuckin spooky
>> [_] Anon 2299995 >Head to the nearest fallout shelter Do they even maintain those anymore? Anyway, I live far away from any large town, so I only have to worry about the collapse of society.
>> [_] Anon 2300001 >># Yeah just check out your local bank,there should be one there?
>> [_] Anon 2300014 nuclear knishes
>> [_] Anon 2300034 Duck and Cover in the actual event of a nuclear disaster flying glass is what kills most people

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/1 -2014 03:02:47 Ended: 18/1 -2014 05:11:34Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Loop)
[_] Anon 2261148 Fuck /f/, fuck captcha, fuck the order of uploading. Eat shit, 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 2261152 >># > MFW I live in LA.
>> [_] Anon 2261157 >># And I seattle
>> [_] Anon 2261181 >North Korea >Shooting missiles >Four of them >North Korea I always laugh at that part.
>> [_] Anon 2261217 400 miles I didn't think fallout went that far, but god damn, I'd be fucked as I'm within 60 miles of Seattle.
>> [_] WKZworks 2261251 Whoever made this, I love you. Now you just need to hack the Super Bowl.
>> [_] TMZ-19 2261255 >># That would be perfect.
>> [_] Anon 2261273 >># That would be gold.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/10 -2013 15:20:46 Ended: 8/10 -2013 15:20:46Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Anime)
[_] post good flashes dammit Anon 2138066 >go to /f/ >only [G] [P] and [H] dammit guys

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/8 -2013 18:52:39 Ended: 30/8 -2013 19:54:25Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: FALLOUTMESSAGE.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] we interrupt your programming Anon 2095777
>> [_] Anon 2095783 why
>> [_] Anon 2095785 yaaaawn
>> [_] Anon 2095799 >Hillsboro FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2095817 wow such rename 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2095821 >># >sages on /f/

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/8 -2013 18:18:08 Ended: 27/8 -2013 18:32:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Emergency Alert.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 2092254
>> [_] Anon 2092259 1000000th post lel xDD

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/8 -2013 21:01:46 Ended: 19/8 -2013 01:32:58Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Loop)
[_] Anon 2081759 sorry for such a quick repost but i wanted to show someone this Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2081773 >># how can you even repost this so quick?
>> [_] Anon 2081810 >># because old
>> [_] Anon 2081813 >># its been 2 or 3 months since our dear saviour Mootykins decided to add these changes 1. Thou shan't post more than 2 flashes per day 2. Thou shall post thy same flash within 24 hour delay so in other words you get gayposting and touhou bullshit posted every fucking day
>> [_] Anon 2081825 i pray to god this will never be played for real
>> [_] Anon 2081833 >># yes, it has been proven many times before that praying to God has prevented many many disasters I shall tonight pray to God too, but I'm not sure which prayer I shall whisper to him... should I go with the st. Mary's prayer or the Lord's prayer?
>> [_] Anon 2081834 >># Touhou and gayposting is on topic: it's japanese. Shit like this thread though, are utter garbage. And it's very easy to bypass the 24h limit and post similar shit flvs every hour.
>> [_] Anon 2081839 >># yes, if you have dynamic IP, or, I believe, through some clients or some shit you can spam /f/ all day with gayposting which van darkholme must be very proud of
>> [_] Anon 2081848 >># I'd take gayposting and touhou over /b/-tier garbage any day. /f/ isn't "/b/ with flashes".
>> [_] Anon 2081851 >># ok whatever, enjoy them to your heart's content
>> [_] Anon 2081950 It's happening!
>> [_] Anon 2081991 >North Korea >Not Israel Don't talk garbage, anon.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/8 -2013 18:42:09 Ended: 18/8 -2013 01:34:13Flashes: 1 Posts: 63
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] because this is fucking amazing. Anon 2080471 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2080498 2spooky
>> [_] Anon 2080508 you too
>> [_] Anon 2080521 This is amazing.
>> [_] Anon 2080537 this is always terrifying.
>> [_] Anon 2080555 >># i find it quite awesome. Would have easily got a 10/10 from me if it happened in real life. Shit would have been so cash
>> [_] Anon 2080557 damnit i need to find the software used for this... get me a hawkins style voice synthesizer going
>> [_] Anon 2080583 >># op here. _enSE548SE548&ix=aca&sourceid=chrome&ie=U TF-8&q=EAS#bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=c951 d3cfc869cb7d&ix=aca&q=EAS+sounds&safe=off You can continue search from there
>> [_] Anon 2080592 do you think this would be what really happens if/when it happens?
>> [_] Anon 2080594 >># yes, of course. maybe not korea and maybe not nukes. But the EAS sounds like that and will allways sound like that.
>> [_] Anon 2080598 >># well i dont know what that is you have there and lel at chrome BUT I have gotten as far as to finding that the voice was called "Perfect Paul" back in the day, i wouldve already downloaded it and had it if it was that easy to find
>> [_] Anon 2080605 can you imagine the chaos it would cause if American's were bombed?
>> [_] Anon 2080608 >># personally, i dont think that we would hear a damn thing if this kind of thing actually happened, just imagine the mass panic and chaos that would ensue, a missile shot towards us would be shot down before it had a chance to lose sight of its launch vehicle
>> [_] Anon 2080610 lame
>> [_] Anon 2080615 >># It is the governments duty to warn the American people. They do it everytime there is a hurricane, yet they could stop it easily using HAARP.
>> [_] Anon 2080618 >># OP this has always scared me since I was a little boy? I've read about Hiroshima & it just give's me nightmares
>> [_] Anon 2080624 >># YOu don't like attacks from know were anon?
>> [_] Anon 2080625 >># what did you just say?
>> [_] Anon 2080627 >># but HAARP wasn't built to stop natural disasters it was built to make them FUKUSHIMA 3/11/2011 never forget
>> [_] Anon 2080628 >># I am not sure why you put a question mark there. I've allways loved the thought of experiencing something like that live. You maybe dont like the thought of a weapon that could destory earth and mankind?
>> [_] Anon 2080629 >># It is a weather controlling machine. It could easily destroy a natural disaster (maybe not a tsunami).
>> [_] Anon 2080630 >># (maybe not a tsunami and disasters like that*)
>> [_] Anon 2080633 >># speaking of tsunamis do we even have anything that can stop or resist them?
>> [_] Anon 2080635 >># well they could (whoever's in charge) but they won't they will act behind the curtain as long as possible to not reveal it's true powers TUNGUZSKA EVENT 6/30/1908 never forget
>> [_] Anon 2080637 0software%20and%20manuals/ so theres this thing, might be it
>> [_] Anon 2080639 >># mountains, tall buildings and big walls
>> [_] Anon 2080642 >># I went full retard here tunguzska event has nothing to do with HAARP which was established in 1993
>> [_] Anon 2080643 >># Isnt that what the gov. is doing with everything ''secret''? also, why even mention old shit like that.
>> [_] Anon 2080644 >># >tunguzska event has nothing to do with HAARP which was established in 1993 yeah that was what i thought lol. Also, It was finished in 2007.
>> [_] Anon 2080649 >># HAARP huh sound's like si-fi if you hear it.
>> [_] Anon 2080651 >># It is pretty damn sci-fi too if you read about it.
>> [_] Anon 2080652 >># but how would you hide behind a wall if the wave already has you?
>> [_] Anon 2080653 >># they can do anything in secret but not whene innocent people are dying >inb4 japs are innocent the WWII is over, their only crime is they censor porn
>> [_] Anon 2080659 >># you dont believe in consipracies, huh?
>> [_] Anon 2080660 >># I never said that i'd hide behind a wall, that would be stupid as fuck. But walls makes tsunami's less strong (?)
>> [_] Anon 2080661 >># are you implying HAARP brought down a comet?
>> [_] Anon 2080662 >># please read >>#
>> [_] Anon 2080664 & to think all it would take is one bomb then poof goes good will and peach toward your fellow man.
>> [_] Anon 2080667 >># >that fucking BRAAAAAAP BRAAAP noise god damn every time
>> [_] Anon 2080669 >># I love it! It is soooo terrifying and eerie. Almost gives me a nostalgic feeling
>> [_] Anon 2080672 How much of the population do you think would steal as soon as they hear the sirens?
>> [_] Anon 2080673 >># I am not sure how it is in Murica (i live in yurop). But i'd guess maybe 30% of the people in the cities mentioned?
>> [_] Anon 2080677 this would be awesome if we had ai that talks to us & tells us we are all going to die.
>> [_] Anon 2080683 is this what Americans dream about when they sleep?
>> [_] Anon 2080685 >># man, that would be an awesome dream.
>> [_] Anon 2080687 >># Nah, You will probably live when we can become immortals anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2080688 >># on another note how many would finally go & rape the people they've always wanted but couldn't because reasons?
>> [_] Anon 2080691 >># roughly 80% if your in Murica --> 10 or 20% Everywhere else.
>> [_] Anon 2080694 >># then how would you get out of a tsunami? or for that matter hide from the explosion of an A-bomb?
>> [_] Anon 2080697 What kind of a shitty missile takes an hour to cross over to States from North Korea? Also watch Threads
>> [_] Anon 2080698 >># >># get up on a mountain or get into a tall building. we were talking about natural disasters, but if a nuke was sent to my location i'd get as far away as i could, and as far down as i could.
>> [_] Anon 2080699 >># It isnt even possible to send nukes that far yet. It would take some time. remember, It is only a rocket.
>> [_] Anon 2080701 >># so its hide underground like a dwarf or bust?
>> [_] Anon 2080703 >># yep. I wouldnt choose to hide underground near the are where the nuke is sent, fallout would kill me then, if it wasnt a fallout shelter.
>> [_] Anon 2080709 >># Thanks OP I didn't want to drink that cup of Joe anyway!
>> [_] Anon 2080712 >># Why does getting [spoiler]horny while being burned alive scare you [/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2080721 bumping because you know if this ever really did happen americans would not survive the night!
>> [_] Anon 2080727 tfw live in seattle
>> [_] Anon 2080736 >># 100% if Louisiana ?
>> [_] Anon 2080799 >># Never heard of ICBMs, have you?
>> [_] Anon 2080809 It's late and I don't want to read the whole thread. What is this and why does it have 60 posts?
>> [_] Anon 2080812 If a nuke was heading towards where I live. I would spend my last moments shit posting on 4chan. I will die how I lived.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/8 -2013 16:23:53 Ended: 16/8 -2013 17:46:35Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] Anon 2078980 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2079006 huh?
>> [_] Anon 2079016 PANIC
>> [_] Anon 2079017 shit...
>> [_] Anon 2079047 Good lord, so creepy and yet amazing.
>> [_] Anon 2079048 fugging cool
>> [_] Anon 2079152 Says fallout so much. Keep thinking about ghouls and super mutants appearing.
>> [_] Anon 2079164 fuck i'd love to hear this on my television shit would have been so cash
>> [_] Anon 2079166 noone else is gonna get it OP times change and people come and go
>> [_] sage 2079189 >># No, you really wouldn't.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/8 -2013 05:25:35 Ended: 8/8 -2013 06:52:43Flashes: 1 Posts: 21
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Loop)
[_] North Korea is Dead Korea Anon 2068289
>> [_] Anon 2068295 >>"..Targeting the western coast of Merica." west coast? Meh
>> [_] Anon 2068296 jesus christ that sounds very real
>> [_] Anon 2068297 >># yeah
>> [_] Anon 2068298 >># ...
>> [_] Anon 2068304 Jesus, that does sound real. I feel like we'd mention trying to stop the missiles though
>> [_] Anon 2068309 I cant wait to hear this one day
>> [_] Anon 2068310 Seattle, Portland and LA? Say goodbye to 80% of the hipster population in the states
>> [_] Anon 2068313 >># ??
>> [_] Anon 2068331 Fuck, now I need to read up on the EAS and it's history and shit.
>> [_] Anon 2068384 Oh man, I live in Portland. Fuck. It would be crazy if someone did a Max Headroom hijacking thing with this. I've heard of some other EAS systems being hacked before.
>> [_] Anon 2068404 New England is Best England.
>> [_] Anon 2068416 shit... So realistic... I live a good distance from LA... But the radiation would be able to spread here...
>> [_] Anon 2068418 >># ma nig
>> [_] Anon 2068419 >># YES THIS MUST BECOME A THING
>> [_] Anon 2068428 Its always cool how immersive these kinda things are.
>> [_] Anon 2068442 I live relatively near several minuteman 3 silos and damn would it be great to see those baby's go up in retaliation!
>> [_] Anon 2068446 >># I sincerely hope you don't get killed in a preemptive stike on the silos, should such a day come.
>> [_] Anon 2068454 >># In full agreement
>> [_] Anon 2068457 >># Thank you for your concern but even closer than the active silos are two privately owned former titan 2 and atlas e sites where we could take shelter.
>> [_] Anon 2068458 lol, i used this swf a while back to trick my bro. i used a line-in cord with a radio connected to my pc. I played the flash, and turned off the screen of the computer, then yell for my bro. that there was an emergency boast-cast coming from the radio He got so scared.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/6 -2013 06:41:26 Ended: 4/6 -2013 11:33:45Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1992543 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1992549 When was this?
>> [_] Anon 1992552 Heh.. imagine that.. must travel 400 Miles in 60 minutes to escape a nuke, if it even goes that far, or that it even might go farther...
>> [_] Anon 1992590 well fuck...see you all in hell
>> [_] Anon 1992610 KCPQ, channel 13, is a television station licensed to Tacoma, Washington, United States that serves as the Fox affiliate for the Seattle-Tacoma television market.
>> [_] Anon 1992653 >># IDS HABBIDING
>> [_] Anon 1992739 >># >># >># >># >># BU BU BU BULLSHIT.
>> [_] Anon 1992745 Fucking Scary
>> [_] Anon 1992748 i almost shat my pants my shockwave crashed right after "important details will follow"
>> [_] Anon 1992787 Enjoy your super mutants. I'm safe.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/5 -2013 06:28:19 Ended: 29/5 -2013 11:04:31Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File: EBS - West Coast Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Loop)
[_] womp womp Anon 1986423 sucks to be you west coast Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1986430 faaaaaaaake
>> [_] Anon 1986440 >>implying north korea could hit the USA
>> [_] Anon 1986460 It's not happening.
>> [_] Anon 1986463 insert coin
>> [_] Anon 1986557 >># >sucks to be you west coast >implying east coast wouldn't already get wrecked from hurricanes and snookies
>> [_] Anon 1986591 is there anyway I can save this flash and use it to scare the fuck out of my friends!?
>> [_] Anon 1986606 dat feel when wish it was true

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 10/4 -2013 02:41:56 Ended: 10/4 -2013 10:59:19Flashes: 1 Posts: 28
File: NUKE.swf-(4.06 MB, Loop)
[_] IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING 1939041 IT'S HAPPENING Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1939043 guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 1939045 Wait what is this real?!
>> [_] Anon 1939050 IT'S HAPPENING doe
>> [_] Anon 1939052 Well that sound still gives me the creep.
>> [_] Anon 1939053 They play this in lansing during a really bad storm.
>> [_] Anon 1939054 >># nigga you gay
>> [_] Anon 1939055 >># I hate those air raid sirens even more....
>> [_] Anon 1939059 Why would someone make this? It's beyond fucked up. Let me clarify one thing. There are multiple systems in place to target and erradicate such primitive missiles before they can ever reach their target. There is therefore NO reason at all for this emergency broadcast message to exist. It is a complete fabrication. There are other obvious signs that it is fake, but I want to reassure everyone on this particular point.
>> [_] Anon 1939063 >># That's fucked up? Your trying to convince people that North Korea isn't nuking us. You're really sad.
>> [_] Anon 1939071 >># Shutup, faggot. RVA Note the date. Now go back to sucking cocks.
>> [_] Anon 1939076 >>implying that a missile fired towards anything that belongs to the US wouldnt be shot down in seconds
>> [_] Anon 1939085 Where is the one where NK shoots a missile at US, but it hits Hawaii and America just punches Korea and sits on his throne, flipping off everyone?
>> [_] Anon 1939126 >># >TVs will cut regular programming Like it would matter, a low altitude detonation would just fry all the electronic devices in a considerable range.
>> [_] Anon 1939136 People in this thread: OP. Everybody on /f/ knows that saging does nothing, and that this flash is several years old.
>> [_] Anon 1939157 mfw I'm 362 miles from Los Angeles. Well, guess it's time to head inland.
>> [_] Anon 1939162 >># Because missiles instantaneously teleport to their destination.
>> [_] Anon 1939215 can't take this seriously because that voice makes me think of those shitty text-to-speech cgi videos on youtube.
>> [_] Anon 1939232 The nukes couldn't even reach continental US, assuming they could even fit a nuke on a missile.
>> [_] Anon 1939234 >># It's the same one they use on real (weather) alerts.
>> [_] Anon 1939247 This has been posted on /f/ so many times in the past few years. You guys really need to "stay in more" if you thought this was real.
>> [_] Anon 1939252 >># >not using futuristic Best Korea teleportation technology
>> [_] Anon 1939276 I expected a hood. All along.
>> [_] Anon 1939353 Whelp, this startled me more than the jump scare flashes that don't do anything for me....
>> [_] Anon 1939370 >># The range of the EMP is the same as the blast radius, not greater. As in, anything that would be hit by the EMP would be obliterated anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1939373 Anyone who is worried that we cannot intercept an international nuclear missile should watch this video which is from 1999. fI
>> [_] Anon 1939383 there doing it bro THERE MAKING IT HAPEN

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/4 -2013 16:08:07 Ended: 12/8 -2013 20:00:34Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
/ > /swf/ > Thread 2084 Age: 126.21d Health: 0% Posters: 3 Posts: 3 Replies: 2 Files: 1+2
>> NotKrankor 6124 emergency emergency [IMG] Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf (4.06 MiB) 480x360, Uncompressed. 5061 frames, 29.97 fps (02:49). Ver6, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: Yes.
>> Anon 6126 oh Nooooes
>> Anon 6127 We are the North Korea now.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/4 -2013 05:59:04 Ended: 1/4 -2013 16:27:18Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Loop)
[_] scare ur friendz Anon 1930830 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1930841 >implying I have friends >imply I didn't eat Taco Bell for Easter "dinner" >implying I don't fucking hate you for remindnig me of everything taht is weriong with my life >implying I give enough of a fuck to correct any errorys inthis shit
>> [_] Anon 1930866 >># Quit being so beta and just go to the fuckin mall
>> [_] Anon 1931088 how do i save this flash? (i live on Oahu, in Hawaii.) i could scare the fuck out of my friends with this.
>> [_] Anon 1931112 >># get firefox, then click firefox button save page as.
>> [_] Anon 1931168 >># right click save as faggot.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 24/3 -2013 18:32:56 Ended: 25/3 -2013 01:29:41Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Other)
[_] 16spooky32me Anon 1923527
>> [_] Anon 1923562 lel
>> [_] Anon 1923564 jesus fuck you tryin' to scare a nigga
>> [_] Anon 1923566 alright, you've got me. is that actually real? 770 is the conservative talk channel in seattle and that is a real tv station there but it doesnt ring true.
>> [_] Anon 1923586 >># Nope, totally fake. This is a new one though, the old one said the attack was coming from some middle eastern country
>> [_] themanthat'sgoingtosave/r9k/ !6UEJSkGVOk 1923594 >># >># >I want to believe....
>> [_] Anon 1923679 I like it. It's Creepy.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/3 -2013 17:06:23 Ended: 7/3 -2013 22:56:33Flashes: 1 Posts: 19
File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Loop)
[_] North Korea is Dead Korea Anon 1906377 It begins. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1906382 Good thing I live in Ohio.
>> [_] Anon 1906388 Ohshit is this real
>> [_] Anon 1906392 >># Yup.
>> [_] Anon 1906395 >North Korea launches missiles. >Believes government would tell general public. Right.
>> [_] Anon 1906396 >># >Implying government want the "general public" to die a slow and painful death.
>> [_] Anon 1906411 >># Modern English doesn't have words to describe how stupid you are.
>> [_] Anon 1906426 >># >the government wouldn't want it's working force to protect itself >the government has reasons to keep the fact that NK nuked them a secret Right.
>> [_] Anon 1906428 >># >Nuclear fire destroys four US cities >Government doesn't tell people >everyone is expected to pretend it didn't happen We're not IN North Korea, you useless whelp.
>> [_] Bobbie Obama 1906430 Like the speech synth. Shame about the sound of the 'fALLout' word.
>> [_] Anon 1906434 I was wondering how long it would take people to post this. The guy who made this video has a bunch of other fake PSAs scattered around the internet. Interesting fiction, but fiction nonetheless. North Korea won't launch missiles without China's backing anyhow, and even if they do, a singular ABM could stop all their missiles as the USA nukes the ever-living crap out of them. We should really be concerned about South Korea and its economic stability.
>> [_] Anon 1906468 >># Sometimes I wish I could like posts on here lol
>> [_] Anon 1906521 >># >wanting to "like" >lol I take it back. Let the North Koreans nuke us.
>> [_] Anon 1906599 watch with flash with rabbits.swf in the background
>> [_] Anon 1906601 zkQ THIS one is fucking terrifying
>> [_] Anon 1906605 >># if you're a britfag
>> [_] Anon 1906607 Jesus fuck this is just scary. I live on the east coast, but just hearing these words from that voice I've heard since I was young is just scary.
>> [_] Anon 1906610 Can somebody please post a link to a video of this? I want to burn it to dvd and play it in the living room to mess with my room mates.
>> [_] Anon 1906629 fucking christ this is fake but still scary as hell

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/3 -2013 20:27:01 Ended: 2/3 -2013 23:49:24Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Other)
[_] I can't finish this Anon 1901598
>> [_] Anon 1901603 Imagine waking up one day and turning on the television to hear this...
>> [_] Anon 1901616 check this shows a map of destruction and the effects of blasts by size of bomb pretty cool Im pretty much safe until the beta waves hit
>> [_] Anon 1901631 lol 4 missiles, >implying the united states wouldn't unleash a literal fuckton of jets to shoot them down and so many nuclear missiles at North Korea it would be akin to the arrows blocking out the sun in 300.
>> [_] Anon 1901636 This is really well done and really scary. You never think about this sort of thing or how it would feel.
>> [_] Anon 1901650 >># lol fuckton of jets >implying missiles don't go into orbit then drop on there target from an angle >implying U.S. Navy doesn't have functional lasers for this task >implying missles aren't faster than jets
>> [_] Anon 1901652 Oh boo hoo, 3 shitty cities are getting hit.
>> [_] Sage01 1901665 >># Damn negro, I'd be fucked I live quite literally next to a military base and close to a missile testing site.
>> [_] Anon 1901693 >># I remeber seeing something similar around three years ago, except it had fewer presets but also included an asteroid preset as well
>> [_] Anon 1901709 >># >there IT'S *THEIR* YOU ILLITERATE FUCKWIT
>> [_] Anon 1901714 >># This is really scary. If the city next to me gets hit by a russian H-Bomb, my city is affected as well. Fortunaly its only in the case of the tsar bomb. Still, really scary
>> [_] Anon 1901746 If the designed version of the Tsar Bomba went off in NY, I would be just in the edge of the heat radiation zone by a few miles. However, if I were at college in Philly, I'd be okay. In fact, I live within a considerable distance to a nuclear power plant, one in Oyster Creek, NJ. That gets hit and we're all fucked as a state.
>> [_] Anon 1901757 >># >U mad bro I passed one out of five years of highschool English, still got my G.E.D. though inb4 - yes you can go to highschool for five years where I am from >irregardless I only got my grade 10

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/2 -2013 07:28:35 Ended: 12/2 -2013 13:47:35Flashes: 1 Posts: 12
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1883540 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1883621 damn nigga u gon scare a nigga?
>> [_] Anon 1883626 no matter how many times I listen to this, it still creeps the fuck out of me
>> [_] Anon 1883630 well good thing i dont live in the west still creeps me out i hate these emergency broadcast things
>> [_] Anon 1883653 the funny part is someone hacked the eas in montana and just broadcast a zombie eas. If im lying, im dying.
>> [_] Anon 1883658 I had to close it when they got to Honolulu. Too fucking creepy. Shit.
>> [_] Anon 1883690 >># Sheeeeeit. Seattle's where its at. I'd hate to see my city fall like that.
>> [_] Anon 1883708 >400 miles radius I wonder how big that would be if today's nukes were launched. The whole country?
>> [_] Anon 1883712 good lord this is horrifying
>> [_] Anon 1883717 the scary thing is, north Korea actually tested a nuclear bomb in the past week. 0_o
>> [_] Anon 1883736 Holy fucking shit, I would have shat my pants.
>> [_] Anon 1883741 They would attack South Korea first and foremost

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/2 -2013 03:43:08 Ended: 4/2 -2013 07:45:28Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Test.swf-(4.06 MB, Anime)
[_] Lights out. Anon 1875975
>> [_] Anon 1875980 Which one of you faggots hacked the power grid?
>> [_] Anon 1876110 lol Korean missiles?
>> [_] Anon 1876200 >># ah oh no missile fall apart..... oh becase it was made in korea...... lmao
>> [_] Anon 1876206 I liked it better when it was being posted leading up to the end of the world this past december.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 28/1 -2013 01:05:11 Ended: 28/1 -2013 03:38:44Flashes: 1 Posts: 18
File: Emergency Alert - NK Nuclear.swf-(4.06 MB, Loop)
[_] For Pinksteel MGO 1869604 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1869608 Why would North Korea nuke Hawaii?
>> [_] Anon 1869609 Am i the only one that is frightened by these?
>> [_] Anon 1869612 I know its fake and if I really gave a shit I could probably make some of my own but its still creepy as hell
>> [_] PinkSteel 1869615 >># No, these things fucking break me .
>> [_] MGO 1869683 I get chills hearing it.
>> [_] Anon 1869687 buncha pussies
>> [_] Anon 1869692 Not enough of that creepy tape hiss the normal broadcasts usually have.
>> [_] Anon 1869693 >># >># >># >># >># Wait till its real.
>> [_] Anon 1869697 >># US has naval and air bases there. Also if you can wipe out the military presence there. you can set up a closer FOB as long as you avoid the radioactive areas.
>> [_] Anon 1869699 >># The day NK nukes us is the day CHINA rapes the shit out of them. It would be suicide. They'd have to change their name to North Glass. They're crazy but they're not -that- crazy. ITT Americans can't deal with not having a big bad boogeyman on the horizon
>> [_] Anon 1869703 >># Well with the way Obama is running things we may actually have a big bad boogeyman in our own country pretty soon.
>> [_] Anon 1869706 >># /pol/ fuck off back to your shithole, no one wants you
>> [_] Anon 1869707 >># agreed
>> [_] Anon 1869765 KCPQ 13 is Fox News for Washington state Whoever made this really put a lot of work into it
>> [_] Anon 1869814 Don't play it's a screamer
>> [_] Anon 1869821 No country will ever willingly nuke another country. Why are we scared of NK? This is just wrong.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/1 -2013 20:35:06 Ended: 23/1 -2013 02:33:26Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1864530 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1864569 Play this in public, see reactions.
>> [_] Anon 1864573 >># nobody is going to believe that shit
>> [_] Anon 1864582 >Lethal doses of radiation spreading 400 miles >under a minute >North Korea being capable of building 4 Tsar bombs let alone a functioning missile that won't fall into the pacific Jesus Christ, are they even trying when they make these things?
>> [_] Anon 1864627 Man, imagine hearing that shit for real, holy shit how horrifying
>> [_] Anon 1864631 >># Yeah despite it being fake it is unsettling.
>> [_] Anon 1864644 >># for me, just that voice saying something such as "a severe thunderstorm warning is now in effect" is enough to creep me right the fuck out
>> [_] Anon 1864666 >># soooo, whats the story behind this? Is it from a movie? Someone doing a test of the creepy voice? We are actually all in a post neuclear simululation?
>> [_] Anon 1864672 >Implying the US doesn't have missile defense systems.
>> [_] Anon 1864673 >># >inb4 the thread gets derailed into murrika vs yuro Oh wait, we're on /f/
>> [_] Anon 1864702 Two words: Reiuji Utsuho. US and North Korea just got pwned.
>> [_] Anon 1864716 pfft nukes. ohmagerdmorenukesandstuff and to be quite frank I don't give a shit. Either nuke or don't nuke. Don't tell me which one you do because I DON'T CARE.
>> [_] Anon 1864717 I live on a nuke base. Its one of the top 3 targets for enemy nuclear strike. Shit is 2spooky.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/12 -2012 05:48:10 Ended: 21/12 -2012 11:38:52Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File: north_korea.swf-(4.06 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1836630 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1836634 welp
>> [_] Anon 1836652 I know it's based on the real alert, but seriously fallout shelters? Do those still exist?
>> [_] Anon 1836654 Fallout Shelters still exist. >6/10 obviously fake
>> [_] Anon 1836655 This is not fake. Take shelter now.
>> [_] Anon 1836670 fuck the west coast. i don't give a shit.
>> [_] Anon 1836696 sauce on this?
>> [_] Anon 1836701 >># if you mean fallout-esque vaults, no, although there are old buildings in my town that still have old fallout shelter signs pinned up.
>> [_] Anon 1836722 I keep the talking heads going in the background, so always knew was fake but hey its well put together
>> [_] Anon 1836792 >># yeah fuck you too buddy..... go eat a dick!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1836798 the world is not ending ..... chill out assholes!!

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 14/12 -2012 05:22:15 Ended: 14/12 -2012 10:21:35Flashes: 1 Posts: 14
File: null.swf-(4.06 MB, Loop)
[_] World ending Anon 1831031 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1831045 I would be soooooooooooo screwed dude, I have no fucking idea where my nearest fallout shelter is
>> [_] Anon 1831047 Hahaha, where'd this one come from?
>> [_] Anon 1831049 The NK nukes are not even as powerful as those from WW2, no way you would have to evacuate 400 miles, it would be more like 400 yards...
>> [_] Anon 1831059 >># No, but radiation from the blast would travel a good distance. A place 400 miles away would be able to detect the radiation, but it would be miniscule.
>> [_] Anon 1831062 East Coast nigga
>> [_] Anon 1831071 >># Actually the most dangerous part of any nuclear weapon is the concussive blast. If you're close enough, the initial explosion, and the heat it throws off is bad news bears too. The rest of it really is just proper education. If you know how to avoid exposure to the radiation (EG: don't drink ground water, don't breath air that isn't drawn through some sort of filtration system, and so on) that ensues afterwards you're fine. Its literally forms of radiation that don't have an effective means of penetrating your skin, so you have to physically breath it in, or consume it for it to become a problem. Obviously this only functions as a short term solution though.
>> [_] Anon 1831090 Fucking christ, as soon as the flash ended the tornado sirens went off completely randomly. Gave me a good scare.
>> [_] Anon 1831101 sY
>> [_] Anon 1831155 >Los Angeles "Oh, I'd be fine. That's like 50 miles away." >400 mile radius FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK now I feel like I need to be prepared for something like this. i'll be one of those guys.
>> [_] Anon 1831164 I kinda want to plug this into my television and see if I could fool someone into thinking it was real
>> [_] Anon 1831185 >># you'd be surprized
>> [_] Anon 1831215 wow this actually freaked me out a little
>> [_] Anon 1831223 What is the sauce on this? This gave me the chills

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/12 -2012 20:17:53 Ended: 9/12 -2012 06:44:58Flashes: 1 Posts: 14
File: EBS - West Coast Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Other)
[_] 12/21/2012 Anon 1826499 wi all gon die niggrs Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1826547 Obviously the death of America would be the end of the world, right? God bless murrika
>> [_] Anon 1826552 >># Even if no other nation was touched by nuclear explosions or fallout (completely ignoring the ability of ash and toxic radiation to travel), the sudden gap in the world's economy, not to mention the fact that NK firing their nukes would cause retaliatory action from other nations, means that yes. If America gets nuked, the world pretty much goes to shit.
>> [_] Anon 1826559 "herro merica, dis pear harbor again"
>> [_] Anon 1826566 America gets nuke'd, S-Korea get's revenge nuke'd, nothing of value was lost, maybe few less hyndais out of S-Korea due to fallout sickness.
>> [_] Anon 1826586 ITS HAPPENING
>> [_] Anon 1826664 sauce? i remember seeing one about zombies once.
>> [_] Anon 1826666 hahahaha north korea having 4 launchable ICBMs and the means to actually launch them in the first place
>> [_] Anon 1826676 You'd think the people that make these things would actually take some time to see how the EBS system works. They always use the test signal and most of the time forget the three no carrier bursts
>> [_] Anon 1826684 >># homosexual
>> [_] Anon 1826762 >>Seattle, Portland & Los Angeles. Whew. I was sure San Francisco would be a target. That means I have time to escape.
>> [_] Anon 1826768 OP, what the fuck is this? I need some context. Where did you get this?
>> [_] Anon 1826772 >># someone got ahold of the voice synth program that the emergency broadcast system uses, and made this. not that weird.
>> [_] Anon 1826774 >># He or some other fag made it, you gullible dumbass.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 24/11 -2012 20:17:27 Ended: 26/11 -2012 08:44:02Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Test.swf-(4.06 MB, Loop)
[_] What must happen Anonymoose 1815752
>> [_] Anon 1815755 ALL IS FINE NOTHING IS WRONG
>> [_] Anon 1815790 DO NOT PANIC
>> [_] Anon 1815866 This is really realistic KCPQ 13 is Seattle Fox News If someone managed to air this, oh my god

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/11 -2012 02:40:20 Ended: 16/11 -2012 08:59:58Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: Test.swf-(4.06 MB, Other)
[_] What must happen Anonymoose 1809441 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1809453 Did you make this? Dude, this is awesome.
>> [_] What must happen Anonymoose 1809471 No, it was actually posted here several months back and I saved then reposted here tonight. Also, after looking up the proper protocols for messages of this type in the US, I have discovered that this video has the proper visual and audio cues and could in fact be considered a valid transmission.
>> [_] Anon 1809573 That's a long flight time for modern ICBMS. We would be lucky if we had that long to prepare for impact.
>> [_] Anon 1809599 "nuclear strikes from North Korea" Herp
>> [_] Anon 1809684 >># Seriously, this is spooky on levels that are hard to fathom.
>> [_] Anon 1809705 >># its fucking crazy haha, i live maybe 10-15 miles from portland so its intense every time i see this
>> [_] Anon 1809708 How does one make these?

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/10 -2012 11:52:10 Ended: 27/10 -2012 18:53:43Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Loop)
[_] ! Anon 1790652 shit just got real Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1790672 Was good until "Make sure to keep all ventilation systems closed in the fallout shelter" Would result in certain death for everyone due to suffocation. The shelter would certainley have a filter system to clean the air. If it doesnt have one, you would only need to hang a wet blanket in front of the ventilation holes to catch incoming radioactive particles on the blanket.
>> [_] Anon 1790678 >seattle >portland >los angeles and nothing of value was lost.
>> [_] Anon 1790705 >># You have very shitty hearing, don't you?. It says to turn off ventilation systems, not close them.
>> [_] Anon 1790823 AAAAahahahahaha, you got me, Anon! Well played, OP, and not one hood was spared.
>> [_] Anon 1790862 >nuclear missiles >launched from North Korea At least make an effort to sound believable
>> [_] Anon 1790917 >># hey man those little dictators control the weather we already lost new orleans to their damn terror-hurricanes
>> [_] Anon 1790929 >># /article/South-Korea-Prepares-to-Evacuate -DMZ -Citizens-as-3969712.php

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/8 -2012 03:58:50 Ended: 2/9 -2012 02:37:36Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
File: Test.swf-(4.06 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1753663 for someone on /k/ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1753665 /k/orea
>> [_] Anon 1753666 Why is this considered relaxing? The answer seems obvious, doesn't it? There are images of plant life, running water, and subtle peals of thunder off in the distance all of which have a soothing effect. But from our point of view, we are inside a grand hall, now decrepit as it is slowly reclaimed by nature. And it is that aspect of this flash that is most appealing. It caters to the human desire to return to nature and tear down the walls of modern living. Because the Grand Hall is not completely torn down but instead in a state of great neglect (in modern living standards), it represents an appealing balance between man made structure and the self-replicating towers which spring from the Earth. This flash is relaxing because we as an audience can ESCAPE into it and imagine, if only for a moment, that this is where we live, that the stresses and hardships of Modern Living are naught but a distant memory.
>> [_] Anon 1753683 Nice copypasta
>> [_] Anon 1753710 Even when it's fake as hell, it's still fucking creepy.
>> [_] Anon 1753726 >># copypasta, gtfo newfag
>> [_] Anon 1753738 How can I sample this voice and make my own? This was either made by an official as a joke, or this voice synthesizer is public.
>> [_] Anon 1753746 Gotta be honest..this is the scariest thing I've listened to in a while...
>> [_] Anon 1753784 Anyone know how to emulate that voice? I've been looking for something to let me do this for a while
>> [_] Anon 1753792 >north korea >being able to launch missles AAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 1753793 having done the duck and cover 'earthquake' drills in elementary school during the early 80's, that stutter-tone interrupt STILL makes my heart skip a beat. Fuck that noise.
>> [_] Anon 1753817 >># Sounds exactly like the voice on my Kindle
>> [_] Anon 1753828 >bombing Seattle, Portland, LA, and some place is Shitwaii >a bad thing
>> [_] Best shit evar! Anon 1753831 Man ive not laughed so hard in a long time.
>> [_] Anon 1753854 >># If L.A. gets bombed, all your precious hookers will go with it. Have fun being a /v/irgin.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/8 -2012 08:28:07 Ended: 16/8 -2012 21:30:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 17
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Other)
[_] We interrupt our programming Anon 1744735 Important details will follow Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1744741 OH DAYUM OD NOES
>> [_] Anon 1744742 OH HELL NAW
>> [_] Anon 1744761 A nuclear attack on America is just signing your own death wish in the most painful way imaginable
>> [_] Anon 1744762 I remember when this was first posted. Some people thought it was real. Idiots.
>> [_] Anon 1744790 mfw i live in portland
>> [_] Anon 1744800 man i love these. please post more
>> [_] Anon 1744802 mfw when I live in one of the few places in the US with absolutely nothing worth bombing and upwind of any fallout. Looking forward to looting your radioactive corpses.
>> [_] Anon 1744878 >># Captain faggot detected
>> [_] Anon 1744920 >># Where? I bet there's a strategic target near you.
>> [_] Anon 1744935 KOREA EAT CAT
>> [_] Anon 1744960 >># In one of the white areas of this map. ap,_3-23-1963-Saturday-Evening-Post.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1744961 >># (roughly in middle of the largest one, to be precise)
>> [_] Anon 1744964 >># Middle of oregon? I live in the middle of West Virginia. I'm pretty much screwed.
>> [_] Anon 1744967 >># Yep. And yeah, after a fullscale bombardment everything east of the Rockies will be known as the "Eastern Wastes". My sympathies. s/2011/12/potential-us-nuclear-targets.gif
>> [_] Anon 1744968 >># I live 20 miles from Charleston. WellFuck.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1744991 >hour >45 minutes what?

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/7 -2012 09:02:02 Ended: 1/7 -2012 13:22:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Loop)
[_] TACTICAL NUKEAnonymous07/01/12(Sun)01:55No.1710502
>> [_] Delic WillrapeHibiyawithacrowbar Heiwajima07/01/12(Sun)02:07No.1710507 That's fucking scary. what if that was real `-`
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)02:08No.1710508 That was pretty cool OP thanks
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)02:15No.1710512 I love this. This crap scares the shit out of me, but I find it intriguing. I'd love to use it as a trick on my faggot friends in Washington, but I think that would break the law.
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)02:19No.1710517 >># Samefag, They should make a swf of New Mexico, since those guys made the first nuke. That shit would scare everyone in the U.S.
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)02:26No.1710519 If only....
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)02:36No.1710528 The ultimate troll would be somehow getting this to play on the radio.
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)04:48No.1710590 Chilling... Is this the actual voice they'd use?
>> [_] Anonymous07/01/12(Sun)06:14No.1710621 >># It would sound a lot like that. Almost all the voices are synthesized. Here is an example: JE&feature=related I think these warnings are scarier than the actual emergencies.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/6 -2012 07:28:27 Ended: 27/6 -2012 02:11:58Flashes: 1 Posts: 19
File: Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, Other)
[_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)00:04No.1703361 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)00:07No.1703363 This creeped me the fuck out lol
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)00:09No.1703364 is this a real thing? Because it sounds like a real thing. Also, where is my local fallout shelter? I'm in 92692 btw
>> [_] Whiterun Guard06/21/12(Thu)00:11No.1703365 Intriguing, but highly disturbing.
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)00:15No.1703371 the siren always gets me, no matter what im doing....
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)00:25No.1703375 had another one that was for zombie attacks based in Pennsylvania... still looking, cant find
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)00:39No.1703382 Yeah the EAS system always creeps me out, too - and I'm a broadcaster by trade. Where was this found?
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)00:40No.1703384 saw it here last year. didnt bother to look any other info up on it cant imagine it was too hard to make though
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)00:42No.1703386 Sounds like the real thing, lol If it ever turns out that it's not a test, I would just freak the fuck out and go speeding as fast as my car will go in any random direction.
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)00:52No.1703391 This shit scares me no matter what. Test or not, it freaks me the fuck out. Thanks for the scares, OP. 10/10
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)00:57No.1703394 Good thing im on the east coast.
>> [_] Anomynous06/21/12(Thu)01:03No.1703396 >North Korea
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)01:18No.1703403 I'll be using this to scare the shit out of my girlfriend later. I'll be streaming it to the TV and watching her freak out. Thanks, Anon!
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)01:21No.1703406 >># shame i can't find the zombie one. it sounds just as serious as this one
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)01:23No.1703408 I need more of these. I have the zombie one, I will post it shortly.
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)01:25No.1703412 >>#
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)02:10No.1703428 >north korea lel
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)07:13No.1703499 this shits gay
>> [_] Anonymous06/21/12(Thu)08:20No.1703511 45 minutes for a missile impact? wtf, shoot the slow fucker down

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/5 -2012 04:30:40 Ended: 15/5 -2012 02:45:25Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1673150 /r/ing anymore of these Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1673164 >nuclear attack on honolulu I fucking lold
>> [_] Anon 1673168 Sends chills just hearing it
>> [_] Anon 1673195 I pranked my roommate with this... he ended up running to wal-mart and buying like 400 rounds of .223 ammo, almost spending his entire savings.
>> [_] noko Anon 1673320 >># I believe you...
>> [_] Anon 1673336 ha suck it I'm in oakland
>> [_] Anon 1673341 I have one of a zombie breakout, will post in a few
>> [_] Anon 1673347 N/m it's already here = /

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/4 -2012 16:56:01 Ended: 15/5 -2012 03:55:39Flashes: 1 Posts: 14
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [?] TRIPCODE 1665812 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] LavenderBreeze 1665816 i dont know why but anytime i hear emergency broadcasts, even those stupid fucking test broadcasts, i want to fucking curl up in a ball and cry. i never understood why but this makes everything so much worse.
>> [_] Anon 1665819 You are about to die. You can't do anything to stop this from happening, but please spend the remaining minutes of your life in a state of panic and dread.
>> [_] Anon 1665821 strip the audio out of this. take it to walmart play it over the intercom. gA
>> [_] Anon 1665864 It was all scary and shit until >Nuclear Missiles have been launced from North Korea
>> [_] Anon 1665877 >># >North Korea It's hilarious especially after their recent, thinly veiled, ICBM test.
>> [_] Anon 1665905 >># >># Too true, should've used China or Russia. For them, four missiles would be a warning shot.
>> [_] Anon 1665907 >># I feel the exact same way. There's something about them that's so jarring.
>> [_] Anon 1665948 >Seattle >Portland >Los Angeles And nothing of value would be lost.
>> [_] Anon 1666036 >># China. Maybe Iran would work, but China is the best bet.
>> [_] Anon 1666066 >># Probably the automated way it's brought to you. The sounds in the beginning are very unnerving.
>> [_] Anon 1666067 >># Strangely, I find these comforting. I just want to keep listening to the voice.
>> [_] Anon 1666073 Like everyone above me said, this is some creepy shit.
>> [_] Anon 1666094 >># Except human lives. Just because your life may have zero meaning doesn't mean other lives don't.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 26/1 -2012 11:36:08 Ended: 8/2 -2012 06:28:50Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File[Test.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1608049
>> [_] Anon 1608050 trolling level EPIC
>> [_] Anon 1608055 i don't think north korea has any nuclear weapons which can be mounted on the taepo-dong 2
>> [_] Anon 1608076 I don't-think a taepo-dong 2 could make it to Hawaii, let alone the rest of the USA.
>> [_] Anon 1608106 Too bad i am not from US. :[
>> [_] Anon 1608253 Neat.
>> [_] Anon 1608278 Sweet trolls of Seattle this is gold!

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/12 -2011 10:49:40 Ended: 3/12 -2011 18:03:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [L] nuclear launch detected Anon 1582824 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1582852 North Korea with nukes? HA. Hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1582853 Thank god i'm in Ga.
>> [_] Anon 1582854 This is creepy.
>> [_] Anon 1582862 >># North Korea has nukes. Now, North Korea with missiles? HA. THAT is hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1582874 the vocal parts of this fit with the music of the high_cat.swf listen now because you are bored
>> [_] Anon 1582900 My town does not have a fallout shelter...... guess ima be a ghoul. (don't come and kill me you fuckers)
>> [_] Anon 1582941 >># i'm sorry but you will die.
>> [_] Anon 1582986 IMPRESSIVE

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 9/11 -2011 20:27:49 Ended: 10/11 -2011 04:10:51Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File[Nuke attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1576435
>> [_] Anon 1576456 Freaky shit.
>> [_] Anon 1576469 scary as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1576474 Download? Youtube? I need this shit. So hard. Scary as hell.
>> [_] Anon 1576475 pretty creepy but im definitely going to download it
>> [_] Anon 1576480 The GMD would stop them before they ever reentered the atmosphere.
>> [_] Anon 1576483 Whatever helps you sleep at night
>> [_] Anon 1576484 >># Apparently it's only had a 50% success rate during tests. I wouldn't count on it.
>> [_] Anon 1576517 >># Better chances than you have with dying of cancer. I'd take the nukes any day.
>> [_] Anon 1576545 Better question is how did North Korea get a 25 kill streak? Four times in one match, boosting faggots.
>> [_] Anon 1576548 I like the zombie one

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/10 -2011 12:46:53 Ended: 12/10 -2011 12:46:53Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1568988 Important details will follow.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/9 -2011 00:06:24 Ended: 22/9 -2011 06:11:13Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
>> [_] Anon 1562680 Nothing like confusing your parents by playing this .swf and saying something happened and they need to come look at this.
>> [_] Anon 1562700 >># your idea is lame. I plan on playing this over my pirate radio station to fuck with my hillbilly neighbors.
>> [_] Anon 1562727 >># How is the idea lame? The end result is the same thing, lol logic.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/8 -2011 05:56:50 Ended: 30/8 -2011 14:03:24Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1555246
>> [_] Anon 1555271 Man that makes chills run up my spine
>> [_] Anon 1555273 I remember seeing a video like this only it included video and sirens.
>> [_] Anon 1555284 So is this in any remote sense "real", or did someone just change up the script for an EBS tornado/hurricane warning and feed it into a voice synthesizer?
>> [_] Anon 1555306 >kcpq 13 this is a local seattle station :O
>> [_] Anon 1555308 This is really soothing, to be honest.
>> [_] Anon 1555353 It was almost scary, too filled with phrasing that would never be included to really freak me out.
>> [_] Anon 1555366 I lol'd I wish this real. Mass Panic, Riots, and Death. Ahh.... good times.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 28/7 -2011 09:18:46 Ended: 28/7 -2011 21:57:35Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File[nuclear.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1542568
>> [_] Anon 1542581 nice
>> [_] Anon 1542590 heh
>> [_] Anon 1542619 ya know if you could get this on the air in seattle it would be epic
>> [_] Anon 1542621 that shit scary
>> [_] Anon 1542656 fuck the west coast
>> [_] Anon 1542742 Why the hell would they bomb a hippie town like Portland? Oh, wait...
>> [_] Anon 1542743 4 nuclear missiles? Like north Korea can even launch one without nuking themselves.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/7 -2011 08:07:22 Ended: 22/7 -2011 20:39:27Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1540070 Fuck you west coast. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Monketron !evHm9tz6K2 1540090 My body is ready.
>> [_] Anon 1540095 Oh geeeeeeez
>> [_] Anon 1540107 I wish this were real. I want serious shit to happen in the world, not like the puny TERRORISM!! we have, but serious nuclear war and destruction.
>> [_] Anon 1540117 >># I'm in Alaska, so I'm not getting nuked
>> [_] Anon 1540127 You killed my boner. Fucker.
>> [_] Anon 1540130 it's 15:17
>> [_] Anon 1540166 How the fuck was this done?
>> [_] Anon 1540212 I'm using this for evil. My mom doesn't know I can hook a computer up to the TV.
>> [_] Anon 1540234 >># >I wish this were real. Facepalm'd
>> [_] Anon 1540289 >># Make sure the time is right

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 6/7 -2011 22:44:12 Ended: 7/7 -2011 11:41:34Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File[[ZONE] Pantystocking.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [H] Father_Longcat !ETbPA6ujp2 1533327 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1533343 Click one post down, pantystocking file. unsucessfultrollisunsucessful.jpg.
>> [_] Anon 1533346 >># It exists, why are you being gay?
>> [_] Anon 1533384 Trolls aren't even trolls anymore They're just really dumb
>> [_] Anon 1533394 HOW do I make my own? WHERE DO I GET THIS VOICE? THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
>> [_] Pedonymous !!Y6th7F6WAoC 1533490 Chills, man. Not cool.
>> [_] Anon 1533510 >># you talk through a 10¢ mic

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 14/6 -2011 07:18:30 Ended: 14/6 -2011 15:36:39Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1523716 ☢CAUTION!!☢
>> [_] Anon 1523719 Always wondered what this alert would sound like.
>> [_] Anon 1523758 fuck. My city's about to get nooked
>> [_] Anon 1523765 Why not San Francisco?
>> [_] Anon 1523768 >># First thing I thought about. Id nuke the place to get the deviant homosexuals out and in a few years make it a new home for us furries. All the hills and islands and weather would be perfect to create our own perfect utopia.
>> [_] Anon 1523770 >># >All the hills and islands and weather would be perfect to create our own perfect utopia. implying you won't continue to sit at a computer fapping to yiff threads on 4chan all day
>> [_] Anon 1523821 Damn it. I'm in Oregon. I hope the Portland nuke doesn't hit Springfield/Eugene.
>> [_] Anon 1523857 This is great.
>> [_] Anon 1523867 >># >implying 90% of furries aren't also homosexuals
>> [_] Anon 1523900 anyone happen to know where i might get a voice emulator like this?

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 31/3 -2011 11:04:05 Ended: 1/4 -2011 00:23:44Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [?] Try this on.... Anon 1489897 April Fools!@
>> [_] Anon 1489905 I has been... a red dawn.
>> [_] Anon 1489907 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 400 mile radius? How fucking big are those missiles?
>> [_] Anon 1489939 >># fallout
>> [_] Anon 1490033 not even my damn problem and it still scares the shit outta me
>> [_] Anon 1490035 >North Korea And that's when it stopped being believable at all. >Extremely wordy follow-up And that's when my interest died.
>> [_] Anon 1490036 my god that is terrifying
>> [_] Anon 1490062 >implying the government would warn us of a nuclear strike
>> [_] Anon 1490066 some super skilled dude should try to hack all of american television and broadcast this flash for the lulz.
>> [_] Anon 1490076 Fallout? Time for Fallout 3 lifestyle? Awesome, i've been saving my coke caps for a reason

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/2 -2011 17:25:42 Ended: 12/2 -2011 00:54:02Flashes: 1 Posts: 18
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1465969
>> [_] Anon 1465979 boring. as. fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1465986 hot. i'm going to troll the fuck out of some public terminals with this!
>> [_] OP !!AWwzW/3On7W 1465991 interesting. Fallout shelters.... i need to get the money for roughly 10 tons of concrete... y'know, to build one where i can live? Besides if there was a nuclear fallout i'd fucking cry myself to sleep for about the first week while i imagine people being burned and cooked alive from the radiation itself sucks to be anyone in 'Merika
>> [_] Anon 1465996 I live in Portland. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1466006 any more of these?
>> [_] Anon 1466018 In Canada, You mad Amerifags?
>> [_] Anon 1466082 wonder how much chaos this would cause if we could get this on u.s televisions the chaos could you imagine?
>> [_] Anon 1466108 This is a nice try for an amateur, but all Emergency messages like this end with a SAME encoded burst of 3 0xABNCNCNC That screeching noise is actually conveying information to a device that the cable provider or on air television station is required to have. It transmits three times and then the burst I described three times to tell the device that it is finished. Now as I am not a computer I can not tell if I am exactly right, but I'm pretty sure the SAME burst is just one from a test. Also if this is intended to be "realistic" There message would be much shorter and if the computer voice was intended as part of the software, it would not list so many specific details. Most likely, after the system issue its EMERGENCY ACTION NOTIFICATION message, it would play on repeat until a prerecorded message was added to it afterwards. LEARNING IS FUN: ea_Message_Encoding MAKE YOUR OWN: -same/
>> [_] Anon 1466115 >Implying America won't push the Nuclear strike to some other country America never fights wars on their owned territory (With the exception of the Civil War)
>> [_] Anon 1466121 I live in Seattle. What's the best way I can troll with this?
>> [_] Anon 1466123 I work for a community radio station. Do you realize how HARD it is to resist trolling with this?
>> [_] Anon 1466126 >># Enjoy unemployment and possibly some jail time.
>> [_] Anon 1466129 >># DO IT FAGGOT
>> [_] Anon 1466130
>> [_] Anon 1466137 >># Think there might be a couple others you're missing there.
>> [_] Anon 1466142 >># No I'm not, The Civil War is the only war fought on American "owned" soil. Wars like America vs Britain were fought on that land but was yet to be owned by America.
>> [_] Anon 1466160 >># >Someone tried that by bombing America's harbors >Got nuked Yeah I don't see people attacking USA for awhile ya know.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 28/1 -2011 01:48:57 Ended: 28/1 -2011 07:24:52Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1458186 oshi
>> [_] Anon 1458235 could you imagine? This could happen basically any fucking day now.
>> [_] Anon 1458238 I get seattle, but who the fuck would attack ANYTHING in oregon...
>> [_] Anon 1458256 Fuck my life. I LIVE IN FUCKING PORTLAND
>> [_] Anon 1458261 east coast. fuck all yall.
>> [_] Sam L. Indigo !!MxoGw8crHAf 1458298 >># Population.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/1 -2011 10:42:17 Ended: 23/1 -2011 16:05:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 19
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1455751
>> [_] Anon 1455767 in Pennsylvania safe as fuck enjoy your fallout faggots
>> [_] Anon 1455770 >implying North Korea is capable of nuking anyone
>> [_] Anon 1455813 Wow someone managed to get this into a flash file quick... well, I'm in Hawaii... so long cruel world.
>> [_] Anon 1455818 when was this created? >.>
>> [_] moo !!j1DRPfprQDQ 1455819 360 fag here. i sure hope they use clean nukes....
>> [_] moo !!j1DRPfprQDQ 1455820 oh yea... i am totally gonna troll a bar i work at as a DJ. "hey guys i'm gonna switch over to the radio so cause theres this wierd emergency broadcast..."
>> [_] Anon 1455824 I was always taught that if you're too close to the projected point of impact, you should go toward it and save yourself the trouble of dealing with fallout and all the nasty after-effects.
>> [_] Anon 1455825 >># This.
>> [_] Anon 1455827 FUCK I LIVE IN HONOLULU
>> [_] Anon 1455829 >># guess we fucked, brudda
>> [_] Anon 1455843 why does this give such deep terrors even though i throughly know it is fake?
>> [_] moo !!j1DRPfprQDQ 1455845 >># because it is a truly terrifying thing.
>> [_] Anon 1455846 Jesus christ.
>> [_] Anon 1455848 O8 This is Australia's standard emergency warning signal.
>> [_] Anon 1455851 To be watching tv, then suddenly smash cuts to this. i would cry, even if i was not in the blast radius. i would just cry, and make a few phone calls
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1455871 Nuclear Launch Detected
>> [_] Anon 1455875 >># put your head between your legs and kiss your ass good bye.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/1 -2011 23:51:55 Ended: 5/1 -2011 03:58:16Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1445393 Who did this and why? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1445418 open in public transportation unit (airplane, train, bus) make it very loud lol at people's reactions same person that made that arab-letter death note saying a bomb will blow in 5 seconds for jokes.
>> [_] Anon 1445420 i love how this is my tv station
>> [_] Anon 1445442 How can you make something like this?
>> [_] Anon 1445458 This is good stuff. This station is the Fox Network played up here. Wish you could still intrude on TV signals.
>> [_] Anon 1445459 ence the guy's work.
>> [_] Anon 1445492 >my face when all my family and friends are in hawaii, LA, Seattle and Portland
>> [_] Anon 1445502 This is really cool haha

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/12 -2010 05:28:04 Ended: 2/12 -2010 18:11:27Flashes: 1 Posts: 23
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [?] Â 1427647 Reposting to link to friends. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1427650 What the hell?
>> [_] Anon 1427653 well shit I'm fucked
>> [_] Anon 1427683 creepy thats my tv station, in seattle.
>> [_] Anon 1427685 Watch me wake up in the morning and this is on the tv...
>> [_] Anon 1427689 wat?
>> [_] Anon 1427694 Even though I know it's fake and all, it stills scares me to hear it so I muted it.
>> [_] Anon 1427696 Jesus balls why is that so creepy
>> [_] Anon 1427704 lol, sucks to be you fuckers on the west coast.
>> [_] Anon 1427706 East side!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1427707 Shiiiiiit fuuuuuuck. The tornado sirens where going off at the same time.
>> [_] Anon 1427720 What a bonerslayer.
>> [_] Anon 1427726 :| well im fucked, hopefully this jar of piss will defend me
>> [_] Anon 1427769 East Coast here fuckers. Only thing I have to worry about is the flooding. Good thing I've got a good Vault nearby.
>> [_] Anon 1427772 Anyone who thinks this is creepy/scary is an idiot.
>> [_] Anon 1427773 roflmao, those fucking gook's missiles wouldn't even get half way across the pacific before getting shot down
>> [_] Anon 1427777 >># just what I was thinking
>> [_] Anon 1427798 "Anyone who thinks this's creep/scary is an idiot" -- Wow, ain't you just a lieing fucker! Even though you're too much of a pussy to admit it, you were probably just as freaked out as everyone else by this. If you don't find this even the slightest bit scary you're either brain dead or you've been living in your mothers basment far too long. Sorry to disappoint you East Coasters but the primary nuclear targets in the East are 1: Washington, 2: New York, 3: Philidelphia, 4: Florida, just to name a few. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. If it ever really happened you can kiss your butts goodbye! (Me too for that matter.)
>> [_] Anon 1427861 I'm in Australia. No-one wants to nuke us. Feels good man.
>> [_] Anon 1427863 1. record on a mini recorder 2. call friends or family 3. play message. 4. ?????? 5. profit.
>> [_] Anon 1427864 This got me grounded a few weeks ago. I was listening to it and my mom walked past and thought it was real. She started crying and stuff, and when I finally got through to her that it wasn't real she totally grounded me and screamed at me. Fucked.
>> [_] Anon 1427871 >># Your mother's pretty stupid, not gonna lie. Sorry bro.
>> [_] Anon 1427887 its creeps me out and im in kansas...

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/11 -2010 13:04:41 Ended: 23/11 -2010 21:40:26Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1422861 Did you hear about that North Korean attack on the South? Hopefully, nothing too bad will come of tha- Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1422876 Is this kind of recording legitimately what will likely be heard in the event of nuclear attack?
>> [_] Anon 1422879 inb4 Korean War 2
>> [_] Anon 1422905 oh the lulz that could be had with this.
>> [_] Anon 1422916 o shit hawaii is ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuu
>> [_] Anon 1422968 WTF IS THIS REAL?
>> [_] Anon 1422972 >># Yes.
>> [_] Anon 1422979 EPIC!
>> [_] Anon 1422980 I came.
>> [_] Anon 1422984 ITT: Anons with no life to speak of displaying no sign of shame or disgrace at treating 4chan as its primary source of news. 10/10, to the guys on /b/ that started this, that is. OP is a fag.
>> [_] Anon 1423023 >># read about it over at the wall street journal website. shit like this happens all the time. now i find the whole thing that the iran parlament is trying to impeach ahmadinajahd to be more interesting imho
>> [_] Anon 1423024 >># Korean war never ended

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/11 -2010 06:34:16 Ended: 16/11 -2010 11:37:04Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
File[Emergency Alert System - Nuclear Attack.swf] - (4.06 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1417389 I'm using this to scare my parents. It will be epic. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1417395 lol
>> [_] Anon 1417396 underage b&. fuck off kiddo.
>> [_] Anon 1417416 heh.
>> [_] Anon 1417417 fukken saved. Might come in handy
>> [_] Anon 1417435 Interested in the origin of this. It sounds legit -- someone leaked it from the station or it was accidentally broadcast?
>> [_] Anon 1417436 it looks ancient.
>> [_] Anon 1417476 i like this... the opening beeps are one of my favorite sounds ever.
>> [_] Anon 1417478 OMFG I would be scared too 1995 text and computer man voice duh nuh nuh nuh duh nuh nuh nuh
>> [_] Anon 1417512 -o this guy makes fake EAS broadcasts. great for a good spook.
>> [_] Red Spy !EfVwyVp5SE 1417529 Hmmm.
>> [_] Anon 1417541 Fellow Seattlefag here. Sounds about right, visuals are way off. Take a look at -U&NR=1 for what a real EAS screen looks like, (at least on Comcast cable.) Also, you'll probably want to switch the station to KIRO, as that's the one the civil authorities are more likely to commandeer, (http://www.partnershipforpublicwarning. org/ppw/docs/miller.pdf)
>> [_] Anon 1417557 Is there an official emergency broadcast for a nuclear attack?
>> [_] Anon 1417568 in such low quality you exppect to fool them?
>> [_] Anon 1417569 ...and then obama pops up in the flash and it turns out shit's real
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