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[_] [?] Anon 1605474 Roll for death Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1605476 >mfw gringos are fucking assholes that dont let me watch their videos
>> [_] Anon 1605482 Ah yes...gringos
>> [_] Anon 1605537 >I'm not even dead
>> [_] Anon 1605538 >># Yeah...there is no 537 in there....good on ya faggot
>> [_] Anon 1605554 I got high on shrooms, mistook a bear for a furry, tried to fuck it. Didn't turn out so well.
>> [_] Sage01 1605559 Tried to kill my hot ass bitch of a wife by making her fall off of a scenic view so I can go ahead and plow the hotter mistress and mooch off the insurance money her death would have produced. Needless to say she didn't trust me enough so when I tried to hug her and make her fall, she shook me off fast enough that I lost my balance and turned the back of my head into jelly.
>> [_] Anon 1605589 Rollin!
>> [_] Anon 1605596 412 death by fur pile yes fur pile.... in the woods tripping on shrooms....
>> [_] Anon 1605627 Rollin
>> [_] Anon 1605637 BTW, if you log the headers this flash sends, it goes to spike TV. So you can just hunt there for the videos.
>> [_] Anon 1605643 412 is the funniest one
>> [_] Anon 1605648 rollling
>> [_] Anon 1605679 hahaha the dialogue on number 948...
>> [_] Anon 1605697 I died from an orgasm? ehh, atleast I wasn't alone.
>> [_] Anon 1605701 Alright so, I take 9 Viagras and die while fucking a chick I'm cheating with.
>> [_] Anon 1605769 Number 412... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
>> [_] Anon 1605770 rollin

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[_] [?] roll for death Anon 1576902 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1576903 I got exploding lava lamp.
>> [_] Anon 1576905 HAW HAW Vegged out, ladies, take note.
>> [_] Anon 1576918 Fall asleep while smoking, end up wrapped in bandages from head to toe in hospital. Bribe nurse to push wheelchair out back, light a cigarette after she leaves. Bandages catch fire, oxygen tank explodes.
>> [_] poop 1576919 roll in my butt
>> [_] Anon 1576924 Thank you for this...thank you very much. I love this show, and don't get to watch it because my sister is too squeamish. :)
>> [_] Anon 1576958 Neato. Wonder how I'll die today.
>> [_] Anon 1576981 I'll turn into an Asian woman that plays violin, and I'll fall down the stairs.
>> [_] Anon 1576982 OP did you make this? And if so, how many episodes does this contain?
>> [_] Anon 1576987 I tired to rob a gun shop! 8D
>> [_] Anon 1577001 i die due to not being able to watch this video in my country. guess i won't be needing my sleep tonight.
>> [_] Anon 1577002 Blades of Gory
>> [_] Anon 1577003 Not available in my country. God, nothing is available in Japan.
>> [_] Anon 1577005 140 watch it now!!
>> [_] Anon 1577007 Bitch should've stayed in the kitchen.
>> [_] Anon 1577008 I got 97 and thought I was going to be a hot nurse who gets raped and then killed. That was my fetish, and I was okay with it. but then, turnabout.
>> [_] Anon 1577011 We're Sorry! This video is not available in your country.
>> [_] Anon 1577012 fuggit, i'm game
>> [_] Anon 1577015 Breasts exploding after a cheap surgery operation in Mexico after going plane.
>> [_] Anon 1577020 FUCK YES TRIPPING ON SHROOMS AND I FUCK A BEAR DETH OF THE YEAR, ALL YEARS
>> [_] sweetjesus 1577024 #347 Re-Tired. Its one of my actual fears also......well fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1577025 I got 92, a lesbian choking on her lover's candy g-string, in the middle of the kitchen. AND the roast got burnt. worst housewife EVER. >># what number is it? I want to watch.
>> [_] Anon 1577027 Hit me
>> [_] Anon 1577030 What can I do if it says "Not available in your country"?
>> [_] Anon 1577031 >># Ditto, compressed gas is mankind's worst invention. I hate being anywhere near the shit. Also, "uuuuuagggagguuuggaggaguuuuag" while looking at porn.
>> [_] Anon 1577032 >># use an US proxy and enjoy super slow speed
>> [_] Anon 1577040 any online proxys that i can use?
>> [_] Anon 1577041 How to download.... :/

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[_] [L] 1st video is how you die Synonymous !SYNONymDuY 1528899 roll4death The first video that plays is at random. That video is how you will die. I get killed trying to rape a cross-dressing boxer. Fucking typical. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1528902 I died because I used a carrot to masturbate, but a sharp edge on the carrot cut the inside of my vaginal wall, sending an air embolism to my heart. I'm a guy.
>> [_] Anon 1528903 >># Change "vaginal" to "anal" and it works. Why are you shoving carrots in your ass?
>> [_] Anon 1528948 my video didn't play, only the audio worked, but it was called funny-boned
>> [_] Anon 1528949 none of the fucking videos even work in my country. what a piece of shit, next time include the fucking videos in the flash or something you gimp
>> [_] Anon 1528952 >># Well someone's a little butthurt. I was assassinated with a laser violin... fuck yeah.
>> [_] Anon 1528964 How do people get footage of some of these? My first was a mouse eating through my eyes out through my brain, which THEY said is one of the most gruesome deaths you can have, since you feel EVERYthing.
>> [_] Anon 1528965 My friend and I, being the terrorists that we are, rigged a bomb to explode an hour in the future, but we forgot it was daylight savings time and immediately blew ourselves up.
>> [_] Anon 1528966 >># #29 at 1:36. Fucking amazing.
>> [_] Anon 1528970 I'm going to hurl myself at a glass window repeatedly to impress chicks until the glass breaks and I fall to my death? Awesome?
>> [_] Anon 1529011 Apparently I'm going to die playing hockey, so I think I'll continue not playing ice hockey.
>> [_] Anon 1529018 I'm sitting a cat, and I'm allergic to it. So I decide to get drunk and kick the cat, but I slip on the rug, smack my head on the fireplace floor, become unconscious, and drown in the cat's water bowl.
>> [_] 1529020 Kiido, LOLNOT A GIRL, i'm immortal bitches!
>> [_] Dragon !Dildo3t2rA 1529026 You guys should watch #84.
>> [_] Anon 1529030 Severed in half by a semi BRUTAL
>> [_] Anon 1529035 >># AHAHAHHAHAHAHA Nice
>> [_] Anon 1529037 >># What in the name of God...
>> [_] Anon 1529052 Stupidest fucking show.
>> [_] Anon 1529055 >># You're retarded - mentally, socially, and emotionally.
>> [_] GODLIKE !!fXmXLad1ss0 1529079 My chest asplodes from a fucking meteorite when I'm trying to get laid. #139
>> [_] Anon 1529092 I got 2 lesbians, some edible clothes, and choking I just see one big fetish
>> [_] Anon 1529097 im going to be at a party and get shot by a meteorite. nope. i dont go to parties much. im safe.
>> [_] Anon 1529107 super duper
>> [_] Anon 1529124 >># NUmber 47 HOLY FUCK WHAT NIGGERDICKS
>> [_] Anon 1529129 #140 At first it was like some kind of zany porno film, but....damn. Gross.

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[_] [?] !l7yVG1pawQ 1443832
>> [_] Anon 1443837 Is this 1000 ways to die?
>> [_] /a/ !!jhgVZ1bcEDg 1443839 >mfw titty titty bang bang
>> [_] Anon 1443847 >># oh dear god that's best laugh I've had in a while holy shit... it's so unnecessarily graphic, too
>> [_] Anon 1443856 em-bear-assed best one
>> [_] Anon 1443900 Chip N dale. One guy gets his leg caught in a wood chipper, and his partner just keeps yelling WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!! like he's just getting his leg eaten up for pokes and fun.
>> [_] Anon 1443947 video not available.
>> [_] Anon 1443964 >># gb2/'merika you fag you can keep your faggot shit, I didn' care to see any of it anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1443969 114 - vegged out - some girl gives head to a zucchini so deep she chokes to death

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[_] [?] Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY 1432136 First video that plays is how you're going to die. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous2 1432142 death by carrot dildo? fuck. now i'm afriad of my future.
>> [_] Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY 1432143 I'm curious if this playlist works for Eurofags.
>> [_] Anon 1432145 On the bright side of Ian the Lawyer jumping out the window; his prank now looks like one of the best suicides in terms of freaking others out.
>> [_] Anon 1432147 Boiling blood and spontaneous combustion in a giant oven. I've got this burning like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline.
>> [_] Anon 1432150 >># beginning at the "bowed out" they work... (72)
>> [_] Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY 1432163 >># Much of it's fixed now. There's nothing that can be done about the rest. You're gonna have to settle for dying with less choices.
>> [_] Anon 1432174 death by "this video is not available in your country" awwwwwww shit!
>> [_] Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY 1432205 >># Man, I thought it would just skip to the next random video. Oh well, fission mailed. :(
>> [_] 1432208 way to die: 0412 i die by fucking furrys, ty fag.
>> [_] Anon 1432209 Death by radium injestion
>> [_] Anon 1432212 shooting at bees with a paintballgun while trying to tap dat ass. never was there a more noble death.
>> [_] Anon 1432229 any way to get rid of the shuffled videos? Id like to fucking pick which one I want
>> [_] Anon 1432232 just google the title and add "spike" to the end and you'll find any of the videos you want.
>> [_] Anon 1432236 by a bear while im on drugs after i just tried to have sex with a bear
>> [_] Anon 1432239 299 I'm not stupid enough to disturb a hornets nest and I know I don't have a severe allergy to BEEEEEEES. Great collection though, I love this show.
>> [_] Anon 1432252 I'm going to die getting my brain cooked by x-rays while I watch a hot nurse get plowed imokaywiththis.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1432255 Wow... I'm going to get fed through a woodchipper... FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU 288
>> [_] Anon 1432256 I'm gonna die in a helium filled basketball? Oh noes!
>> [_] Anon 1432272 Im gonna die from having a booze filled enema put up my butt by my depressed wife? I guess there are worse ways to go.
>> [_] Anon 1432277 >>Vike-O-Done >>ANONYMOUS LEARNED: BERSERKER RAGE fuck YEAH
>> [_] Anon 1432279 What the F? Butt bag cocktail
>> [_] Cats777 !ZMTjkDFhqY 1432285 Most of the videos are fixed now... again. Also, the playlist is officially US-only!
>> [_] Anon 1432288 javelin to the eye
>> [_] Anon 1432290 Death by Air Guitaring out a 6-story window. Sweet.
>> [_] Anon 1432291 0412 HAHAHAHA INB4SHITSTORM
>> [_] Anon 1432294 whiskey enema what an awesome way to go considering im a drunkard myself
>> [_] Anon 1432298 Apparently I'm going to fly in a tent into a redneck house while I'm fingering myself.. fine with me.
>> [_] Anon 1432306 Apparently I'm going to die in a tent.
>> [_] Anon 1432307 I'm going to die as a lesbian choking on a candy G-string from eating out my less than attractive wife?
>> [_] Anon 1432311 Well fuck... Death by chlorine. Not just any old chlorine, though. Chlorine gas that was produced through a chemical reaction of bleach and acidic shit. I inhaled fecal matter chlorine...
>> [_] Anon 1432313 I try to fuck a raccoon and it BITES MY DICK OFF???!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
>> [_] Anon 1432343 fall down stairs but dont use hands to break fall b/c i love them 2 much?
>> [_] Anon 1432345 ancient tradition of burying ones own grave...
>> [_] Anon 1432347 Giant asthma attack because of inhaled spices. LOL I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER.