File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Japanese)
[_] Anon 3506732
>> [_] Anon 3506753 unexpected dancing street guys

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Japanese)
[_] Anon 3464658
>> [_] Anon 3464668 woah

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Anime)
[_] Anon 3432070
>> [_] Anon 3432080 what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 3432158 xD That is great! Shut up and take my money!!!

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Japanese)
[_] Anon 3429763 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3429802 that was amazing
>> [_] Anon 3429808 probably the first time I ever seen haruhi man, at that time I didn't know this is what anime will degenerate into over the next 2 decades

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Japanese)
[_] Anon 3425220

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Japanese)
[_] rare Anon 3385332
>> [_] Anon 3385347 As disgusting as I remember it
>> [_] Sammy 3385362 >># Man that old lady came out of nowhere
>> [_] Anon 3385373 >># >tfw your spearmint gum masked halitosis flavored sigh of relief will never cause the three stray cats sitting outside of a women's clothing store to all transform into neko nagato yukis why even fucking live?
>> [_] Anon 3385390 >># Well, your gumstuck seem not enough CRISPR'y. But probably it's will modified you and only you.

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2982852
>> [_] Anon 2982855 >this will never be real life
>> [_] Anon 2982860 a cat is fine too
>> [_] Anon 2982889 >>am i kawaii america-desu?
>> [_] Anon 2982897 why didn't you just vote for ron paul? this is the future you didn't choose
>> [_] Anon 2982911 But secretly the gum was a new experimental drug being tested on the populace. Many cat's were analy buttblasted that day. god rest their souls.
>> [_] Anon 2982988 If this worked as intended the world economy would come to a crashing half and we would all drown in a sea of our own cum.
>> [_] Anon 2983005 what does the nigger turn into
>> [_] Anon 2983057 I just want to see more of those Yuki Nekos
>> [_] Anon 2983062 >># Smoke.

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Anime)
[_] but what does the grandma turn into? Anon 2969645
>> [_] Anon 2969649 Taniguchi.

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2942008 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2942010 tfw a japanese anime qt will never smell your breath
>> [_] Anon 2942015 >># >commercial cuts out before a MILF appears What a shame.
>> [_] Anon 2942047 Ayy lmao kitty computers give me boners.
>> [_] Anon 2942049 >># >tfw i will never buy a litter of kittens and a pack of this gum. why even live
>> [_] Anon 2942085 >># >Feelsbadman.gif
>> [_] Anon 2942111 Japanese commercials are the best they absolutely crush anything Finland ever did.. except the old "racist" ones.. or old commercials in general actually
>> [_] Anon 2942124 NAKATSU
>> [_] Anon 2942139 Holy shit it's asian jimmy fallon

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Japanese)
[_] Every day until someone explains what is happening in this Anon 2694170
>> [_] Anon 2694171 Is it that hard to figure out? The gum smells so good that it makes bitches turn into animu.
>> [_] Anon 2694268 Every weebs fantasy
>> [_] Anon 2694274 RON PAUL WILL MAKE ANIME REAL
>> [_] Anon 2694285 >Sees Haruhi >runs away what a fag
>> [_] Anon 2694286 >># >runs towards 3 Yukis what a geniuus
>> [_] Anon 2694296 I wonder what character the old woman turned into.

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2676988 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2676996 11/10 with rice
>> [_] Anon 2677030 >># >you will never turn girls into animes with your minty fresh breath Why even live?
>> [_] Anon 2677050 >gum >crunching sound
>> [_] Anon 2677070 >># Ever had siera? -It is tree sap.
>> [_] Anon 2677101 would weeb again
>> [_] Anon 2677158 >not fucking them immediately afterwards this guy must be some sort of homosexual

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[_] Anon 2605029 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2605047 >># heh thats a little funneh
>> [_] Anon 2605173 >># i wish we had commercials like this in the states. ya know. cat girls?
>> [_] Anon 2605180 Wow that was great.
>> [_] Maybe/maybe not nostalgia 2605181 Kinda curious to see what the old lady would've turned into.
>> [_] Anon 2605183 meow
>> [_] Anon 2605225 >># Not a lot of old women in the Haruhi franchise, even as background characters. The oldest I can think of is either Future Mikuru or Sonou Mori (the maid from the murder mystery), both probably in their 20s.

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Japanese)
[_] Genuine japanese commercial Anon 2591664
>> [_] Anon 2591670 nnya :3
>> [_] Anon 2591687 I was laughing too hard for this one
>> [_] Anon 2591708 A cat is fine too
>> [_] Anon 2591723 Crusty Jugglers.
>> [_] Anon 2591727 i'd buy this gum if it had these effects. then i'd raise an army.
>> [_] Anon 2591758 >># Yuki neko O_O
>> [_] Anon 2591787 That poor motherfucker....
>> [_] Anon 2591817 >># Gum that turns cats into catgirls...My dick would be forever wet.
>> [_] Anon 2591849 >># >My dick would be forever wet. As your ass?

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Japanese)
[_] Every day until someone explains what is happening in this Anon 2578235
>> [_] Anon 2578246 His voice so fresh it turns bitches into anime No real point, it's one of those commercials that's so cool it makes you remember the product simply because of the commercial. I know next time I chew some gum I'm going to hope the bitch in front of me bursts into anime.
>> [_] Anon 2578260 this is cringeworthy
>> [_] Anon 2578262 >># you cringe too easily
>> [_] Anon 2578266 >># Jammy Fallon-san is a wizard
>> [_] Anon 2578283 >># I get that, but, like, what are they saying? I get that the gum turns people into 2d, there has to be something they're saying that at least gives this some sort of context
>> [_] Anon 2578284 >># Haruhi, turns everything into garbage
>> [_] Anon 2578288 >># "It purifies"
>> [_] Anon 2578291 >># 2D superior, 3DPD trash
>> [_] Anon 2578292 From a YouTube comment: 'the mikuru one said something along the lines of "what a nice smell", and the haruhi one said something roughly like "Customer! You aren't supposed to turn other people into anime characters!"'
>> [_] Anon 2578323 >># Have you never seen Morning Rescue commercials? Japanese commercials are for entertainment.
>> [_] Anon 2578325 >># First lady said he's not supposed to chew gum there. Second lady said, in a condescending way, "Are you really okay with doing that (turning people anime)?" Mikuru said "You have lovely breath~" Haruhi said "You're not that bad afterall, are you"

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Japanese)
[_] Every day until someone explains what is happening in this Anon 2577156 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2577163 That brand of gum causes hallucinations that are identical to the characters of "The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi".
>> [_] Anon 2577183 this gum will make anime bitches jump on your dick
>> [_] Anon 2577187 The gum is an experimental substance allowing you partial transition into the 2D world
>> [_] Get Dat Gum Now 2577234 I need to buy this shit NOW any eBay links?
>> [_] Anon 2577235 >># WTF, gum makes grown women turn into teenage 2d chinese cartoons.
>> [_] Anon 2577290 >># >chinese Don't know if joking or just retarded
>> [_] Anon 2577315 >># Y-yea, it's obviously taiwanese
>> [_] Anon 2577319 >># >hasn't visited /g/ >hasn't noticed the unfunny joke boards like it have been making for the past year or so
>> [_] Anon 2577324 >># >implying it's not Best Korean animation. Please go, Imperialist dog.
>> [_] Anon 2577325 >># >just /g/ I bet you think only /g/ uses gentoo also
>> [_] Anon 2577332 >># >unfunny butthurt f/a/ggot pls

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Japanese)
[_] What's going on in this? Anon 2575826
>> [_] Anon 2575829 Best commercial altough I dont understand anything
>> [_] = 2575835 >suddenly nyan-Nagato's Mane, I gotta get me sum of dat shit
>> [_] Anon 2575845 >tfw season 3 will never come
>> [_] Anon 2575849 I just want to know who the old lady turns into.
>> [_] Anon 2575855 >># The movie was good enough.
>> [_] Anonymoose 2575859 >># Id pull my dick out and fuck them in public because we all know 2d will never be real.
>> [_] Anon 2575889 I WANT THAT SO MUCCCCCCCCCCCCCH
>> [_] Anon 2575892 >># >wanting 2D to be real >not wanting to be a 2D
>> [_] Anon 2575940 >># Well, the older woman that runs over angrily in the store is yelling at him for turning people into anime, so this must be something that has happened before.
>> [_] Anon 2575961 >># The angry old woman reminds me of goosh goosh. I'm glad they cut the commercial off at that point.
>> [_] Anon 2575965 I wonder what the old woman at the end was going to turn into? Maybe the giant alien space cockroach?
>> [_] Anon 2575966 i want this drug too!

File: Haruhi_gum_commercial.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2566476
>> [_] Anon 2566484 Fucking Japanese
>> [_] Anon 2566494 I fucking want this gum.
>> [_] Anon 2566499 >># me too. the cats in my town are gonna get FUCKED.
>> [_] Anon 2566508 the most emotionless cats you'll ever fuck
>> [_] Anon 2566513 >># worth it.
>> [_] Anon 2566514 the yukis killed me
>> [_] Anon 2566523 >># NYAN
>> [_] Anon 2566526 the lady at the end, with those lips she reminds me of the fat guy in goosh goosh. just a thought.

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[_] Want gum Anonymoose 2556705 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2556719 I really don't understand a premise like this for a commercial. Those girls that were transformed seem to have had their original personality and identity and memories just erased and replaced. It's not any different than if they had died and had someone take their place. The cats go from animals abandoned on the street to fully sentient with human like intelligence. The gum chewing transfigurist just wanders away from each of his vicitims, but they have to live out the rest of their lives. Are there others? Or is it these two women and the three cats as the only animes in a grim material world? Will they cling to each other and try to make some life together? Will they all be captured and experimented on? It's a multilayered tradegy with no resolution at all.
>> [_] Anon 2556728 >># >comercial Nigga this actually happened. Those dancingstreetguys died because they didn't understand how to care for themselves anymore. The two girls that lost a dimension and the warlock that stole it from them disappeared shortly after the incident. Likely taken for research.
>> [_] Anon 2556729 Ifuckingkeked
>> [_] Anon 2556813 >># In this world it's pretty common it looks like, so it's probably reversable. >お客さん、困ります。人のことをアニメにしていいとでも？ if I heard, that right, it's basically >Customer, you're being problematic! You think it's ok to turn people into anime? so it must be a common occurence in this world, meaning there's either a support structure in place or it's a reversible/temporary condition.
>> [_] Anon 2556874 >you will never chew gum that can turn 3DPD crap into adorable 2DQTs What's the fucking point in continuing?

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[_] I wish i had gum like this Anon 2553248 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2553265 Translation pls
>> [_] Anon 2553271 >the ability to create 2DQTs by breathing on real women Why, why isn't it real?
>> [_] Anon 2553286 >># 1st lady: See, my hair its so kawaii. Dude: STFU bich. >breaths >1st lady becomes Waifu Waifu: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals. 2nd lady: Moshi moshy motherfucker. I'm motherfucking Japanese and I'm a lady, and I'm angry for some reason! >2nd lady gets closer 2nd lady: u wanna 1v1 me. I'll rek u kid. do you even lift? Dude: I'm only a casual >breaths >2nd lady turns into Harumikillyourself Harumikillyourself: I wanna suck yo dik! >points >Guy runs out like a fucking faggot >breathing intensifies >3 cats turn into a weaboos wet dream Wet dream: Gimme all you money, motherfucker. Nayn. >Nigger falls back like a fucking nigger Announcer: Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like? >Fat lady breaths in >Fat lady turns into her ultimate self >Commercial cuts off from sheer powa
>> [_] Anon 2553343 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2553373 cum gum xd
>> [_] Anon 2553382 >># Thanks m8
>> [_] Anon 2553388 >># kekd
>> [_] Anon 2553428 >># IF ONLY

File: puruharu.swf-(2.39 MB, 480x360, Anime)
[_] busy day, /f/? Anon 2069232
>> [_] Anon 2069254 Does this mean i can finally become a 2D loli?
>> [_] Anon 2069295 Are lolis illegal in real life?
>> [_] Anon 2069299 What is the legal age of fucking a 2D lifeform?
>> [_] Anon 2069306 I want whatever this guy is smoking
>> [_] Anon 2069312 he wants to fuck cats?
>> [_] Anon 2069314 >># i know i do
>> [_] Anon 2069325 >># >># Yeah, I would too.
>> [_] Anon 2069333 >># >not wanting to fuck cats
>> [_] Anon 2069338 >># a cat is fine too
>> [_] Anon 2069348 >># >># >># my niggas

File: puruharu.swf-(2.39 MB, Anime)
[_] Anon 1787001 The full Haruhi gum commercial without borders. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1787015 I fucking NEED that gum right now forever.
>> [_] Anon 1787017 >># well thank you!
>> [_] Anon 1787047 that feel when this gum will never exist
>> [_] Anon 1787081 If he was to have a foursome with those cats, would it still be bestiality?
>> [_] Anon 1787096 >all this god awful Moe shit. >Weird gum that sounds crunchy when the guy chews it. TAKE YOUR FREAKS BACK JAPAN. I'D RATHER BE NUKED.
>> [_] Anon 1787117 I wonder what the old lady turned into??????
>> [_] Anon 1787143 Where to cop 2D magical gum, /f/?
>> [_] Anon 1787150 >># >Weird gum that sounds crunchy when the guy chews it. You've never had that kind of gum before? There are plenty of gum out there with a hard coating.
>> [_] Anon 1787170 >># Chiclets, negro.
>> [_] Anon 1787180 >puruharu >puruhabaru >pearl harbor Haruhi confirmed for brainwashing nips into WWIII