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[_] Anon 3481208

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[_] A [?] R [?] T [?] Anon 3283891 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3283900 Needs Moar Pylons
>> [_] Anon 3283925 spectacular
>> [_] Anon 3283934 that name is too accurate
>> [_] Anon 3283946 Still less retarded than SC brood war dragoon pathing
>> [_] Anon 3283947 Omfg that guy on the skateboard cracks me up everytime
>> [_] Anon 3283951 >># you get remastered?
>> [_] Anon 3283954 this is the only plausible thing womyn's studies can bring you
>> [_] Anon 3283969 I got cancer aids from watching this. Congratulations Anon, you killed me. Will you mourn at my funeral? No, you'll be posting more avant-garde bullshittery.
>> [_] Anon 3284003 To be honest, this is incredibly entertaining. I don't understand why you all have to be so indignant whenever stuff like this gets posted. Just because it's "high art" doesn't mean it's "high" "art". If you come at it at any other angle than strictly aesthetic--well, you must be a whole lot of fun at parties, then.
>> [_] Anon 3284004 This kind of thing is why art is usually considered a joke now. Next people are going to praise generic porn as masterpieces. >># It's high art as in they must have been high to do it.
>> [_] Anon 3284011 >># It' constructed far better than your sentences, at least. And show me what kind of bizarro world you live in that this is comparable to generic porn.

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[_] I present to you: Art! Anon 3201792 Ladies and Gentle, I present to you: Art! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3201819 Yeah, that's nice, but when's dinner time?
>> [_] Anon 3201822 10/10 for the title
>> [_] Anon 3201823 >Guy on the skateboard thing My sides have left orbit
>> [_] Anon 3201871 >># This.
>> [_] Anon 3201874 >># >># wat, I never even watched that far
>> [_] Anon 3201879 >># When someone is fully aware that they aren't good at art, or music, they do crazy shit like this, and call it abstract so people will still think of them as an artist or musician, when in reality they have no talent.
>> [_] Anon 3201911 >># Or there are lots & lots of drugs involved.
>> [_] Anon 3201916 >># >the guy that zooms through on the rolling office chair.
>> [_] Anon 3201918 >># >># more than likely both. i mean the most i could get by watching it is a mix between a nature documentary and an orgy of physically and mentally handicapped people.
>> [_] Anon 3201974 This is why I am not ashamed of even the cringiest headcanon and homebrew bullshit that I come up with. None of the garbage that's floated around in my head over the years, even the portion of it that's admittedly fanfic.net tier has ever been as awful as this.

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[_] Anon 3141279 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3141308 >># never got if they were supposed to be imitating animals/animal silhouettes/sounds of nature or if it's some artsy softcore fetish porn.
>> [_] Anon 3141309 what the fuck did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 3141310 Well, I don't know about you anons, but that fulfills my quota of "art" for today Now back to fapping
>> [_] Anon 3141314 This is all the Jews' fault. Prove me wrong.
>> [_] Anon 3141315 >># i don't see how this made money. now enough /pol/ BS. >># art show/concert/theater?
>> [_] Anon 3141317 >># >go back to /pol/ and leave much echo chamber! This is the end result of cultural marxism, the notion that all cultures have equal value and that it is the white man's responsibility to appreciate other cultures, such as the primitive one from which this "art" was inspired.
>> [_] Anon 3141325 Not sure how I feel about this OP.
>> [_] Anon 3141337 >># You're right. Thanks, Jews, you're not all bad!
>> [_] Anon 3141338 >># This "art" is clearly the whitest thing I've seen all day, don't kid yourself
>> [_] Anon 3141339 >># You fucking doofus. What primitive culture uses elastic tethers, pointe footwork, bandage fetish gear, and electronic amplification? >inb4 ur mom
>> [_] Anon 3141340 >># And I wheeled dollies. I forgot the wheeled dolly made from a secondhand office chair.
>> [_] Anon 3141343 truly art.
>> [_] Anon 3141369 goyim
>> [_] Anon 3141449 >># >># >># which part of "inspired" is so hard to understand? niggers be dancing in circles with their dicks out before fudging their saggy tits bitches
>> [_] Anon 3141453 Slaanesh_casting_couch.swf
>> [_] Anon 3141465 >># This is what happens when we allow the notion that art can't be objective to permeate throughout a society.

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[_] Is this art? Anon 3110597
>> [_] Anon 3110605 This video was made by someone genuinely insane. How disturbing. The audience isn't helping any, in fact to sit through a thing without being horrified or laughing hysterically you must be off your rocker.
>> [_] Anon 3110617 >># >in fact to sit through a thing without being horrified or laughing hysterically you must be off your rocker. you're missing out the bigger issue. they paid actual, real, US dollars to see this.
>> [_] Anon 3110620 >># they ARE giggling at the funny bit. it's visually intense and there's tits, what's not to like
>> [_] Anon 3110625 >># Anyone genuinely insane wouldn't have the ability to make anything like this and have it performed publicly. This is simply another form of art, like it or not.
>> [_] Anon 3110659 Enter the humping roller man, lost every fuckin time, only time I get excited for expressionism
>> [_] Anon 3110664 >># It gets better, remember "Children... its dinner time" gif? they're both from that... show? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oE0Km0i x3k
>> [_] Anon 3110692 >># You are bigoted against insane people I see. :/
>> [_] Anon 3110696 Audience was laughing at some parts, where the director and writer of the show were very upset. They said the people had no respect for this grande act of deep and meaningful """""""visual art""""""". Afaik, all this modern art and garbage can go right back into the bin.
>> [_] Anon 3110699 >># Child please get off the internet.

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[_] So this is art? Anon 3101253 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3101259 the fuck did I just watch
>> [_] Anon 3101270 >># Art, you plebian.
>> [_] Anon 3101272 Of course it's art, go- I mean guy
>> [_] Anon 3101293 Beautiful
>> [_] Anon 3101294 It's modern art, in all of it's shittiness.
>> [_] Anon 3101295 >># kys lmao
>> [_] Anon 3101297 >># Filename killed me! kek/10
>> [_] Anon 3101304 >># Ahhh, such grace, such dignity. So many meanings. !0/!0
>> [_] Anon 3101306 They say the difference between genius and insanity is success. And this definitely ain't successful.
>> [_] Anon 3101313 Rubbish.
>> [_] Anon 3101324 >># Reminds me of that guy calling the kids for lunch. You know ... that flash with the guy humping the metal rod on a metal bar?
>> [_] Anon 3101363 >># You mean post-modernist money laundering schemes? Nobody likes modern art or pretends to understand it, the rich that poor money into it are paying for something else.
>> [_] Anon 3101364 Its disturbing and mildly arousing just like silent hill
>> [_] Anon 3101379 >># They're from the same thing.
>> [_] Anon 3101389 >># I mean, yeah, it looks like fine art. Fine art can have niche audiences and can revolve around specific events. Not all art needs to be architecture and murals.
>> [_] Anon 3101394 I mean, I can tell there was a lot of work and care put into this performance. There is undoubtedly a lot of talent in the "dancers" as well, but I just don't get it. It's unique, but it seems to try to be provocative for no other reason than that. Maybe I just prefer classical style more, but I just don't care much for the overall piece.

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[_] Social Justice Anon 3090199
>> [_] Anon 3090205 Has anyone ever fapped to it successfully?
>> [_] Anon 3090209 if your goal was to frighten me, you have succeeded
>> [_] Anon 3090222 Welp, I know what kind of nightmares I'll be having tonight. Any chance for a youtube link?
>> [_] Anon 3090231 >># Have you tried google?
>> [_] Anon 3090236 The freaking dude on the skateboard, bahahaha. Best part of the whole flash, no question.
>> [_] Anon 3090247 >># Fuck your bullshit, I'll just keep fucking air while riding that sweet skateboard with a huge spliff in my mouth.
>> [_] Anon 3090254 Is this supposed to be art? then why I am hard?
>> [_] Anon 3090258 >># >Social Justice Check your privileges cis white scum.
>> [_] Anon 3090259 >># I didn't hold any stigmas against the disabled before, but now I'll never be able to see a girl who has to use a cane or crutches to get around and not think of this.
>> [_] Anon 3090276 Wtf the best part isn't there... where the bangs the bar with is dick crutch.
>> [_] Anon 3090278 Is this porn for silent hill fans?
>> [_] Anon 3090299 British Tax Dollars at work
>> [_] Anon 3090300 The Silent Hill OST is what makes this
>> [_] Anon 3090342 >art

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[_] HL3 Leaked New Enemy Gabe Newell 2916359 Source2 is looking good.
>> [_] Anon 2916368 I knew it! Unicorns do exist!
>> [_] !kurwaRB7YU 2916370 This is why I browse /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2916372 It's realy awersome, performatic; where this happened?
>> [_] Anon 2916384 >># modern art at its finest also is something wrong with me if i get a boner while watching this?
>> [_] Anon 2916387 I know this shit for years. On day I zapped through TV and found the whole thing being aired. Can't remember the name though. Give me a few minutes.
>> [_] Anon 2916388 >># Same guy. Have some source https://youtu.be/OwCoSxi9TJU
>> [_] Anon 2916391 >># also this https://youtu.be/9oE0Km0ix3k
>> [_] Anon 2916393 the start with the threes chicks was fucking awesome
>> [_] Anon 2916421 Pretty sure this was a Silent Hills leak instead m8
>> [_] Q. 2916443 >No dinnertime I'm actually disappointed,
>> [_] Anon 2916461 There is a reason why we are alone in the universe.
>> [_] Anon 2916471 not gonna lie, I think the choreography in the beginning could actually be put into something worthwhile, change the prop design, give them proper suits, boom, you've got alien dancers. also, i'd fuck all three of those creepy bitches. I bet they're into some of the good ol /d/ shit.

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>> [_] Anon 2788413 So this is an homage to Yoko Ono?
>> [_] Anon 2788418 >># underrated post
>> [_] Anon 2788436 >># rekt from the grave
>> [_] Anon 2788449 I feel like playing silent hill now
>> [_] Anon 2788514 >Not mating prance of the lesbian protoss dragoons

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[_] Anon 2634942 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2634944 went to the website, what is this called......
>> [_] Anon 2634960 Not sexy. Not my fetish. Do not want.
>> [_] Anon 2634992 We've all been there, those occasions when you just can't pull, no matter how hard you try and so you end up letting the stopper off a nitrous oxide bottle at the special persons disco.
>> [_] Anon 2634993 I don't get it. This must be one of those artsy stuff that common people like me aren't supposed to understand.
>> [_] Anon 2635025 I couldn't look away... THE FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2635029 this is gold
>> [_] Anon 2635049 >># "art" like that is made for a small group of avant garde performance "artists" and wealthy liberals who think its "progressive" its not meant to be understood even by people with higher intelligence its just supposed to appeal to pretentious douche bags who think they're "cultured"
>> [_] Anon 2635072 wait, how much money did it take to buy the studio and other people?

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[_] New Enemy HL3 Gabe Newell 2505562 Source2 is looking good Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2505565 Nice try, OP. This is clearly leaked footage from Silent Hills
>> [_] Anon 2505568 watched the entire thing for the first time. wish i hadn't.
>> [_] Gabe Newell 2505571 >># That's it scrapping HL3 again. See you guys at E3 2020
>> [_] Anon 2505590 >3 Replies Coincidence?
>> [_] Anon 2505591 >># I have the strangest boner right now.
>> [_] Anon 2505598 this is perfect
>> [_] Anon 2505622 >># Isn't this how most people are? Mentally crippled douche bags who try to feign the ability to think with crutches like canned rhetoric, and flawed logic. But they don't even know how to use these crutches and don't even know how to walk so they just flop and twitch around, playing it off like they're unique and that their perceived stupidity is actually just their unique qualities being shown to insensitive people who just can't understand. I'd make up some bullshit about the "singing" and "music" but I really just want to go to fucking bed.
>> [_] Anon 2505631 >># Dammit. I completely forgot to do something about the whole tits thing representing vanity or the inability to move forward from one's lesser self. So, what do you guys think? You think I could pull off being an artsy hipster piece of garbage who paints pictures of noses and gets paid millions for it? Fukkin deep pieces of work.
>> [_] Anon 2505644 >># Shut up and get a job, Norman. You know artist is not a real field of work.
>> [_] Anon 2505647 The funny thing that the Stalkers in HL2 were originally a lot like this.
>> [_] Anon 2505671 >those girls in the beginning EX-TER-MIN-ATE
>> [_] Anon 2505707 >># >># You are the only one I have ever seen figure this bullshit piece of art out. Well fucking done. You'll do alright. Just don't make shit like that flash. And fuck you for being smarter than me.
>> [_] Anon 2505731 >quintropod stalkers You've gone too far, combine.
>> [_] Anon 2505738 I lold hard at the guy who just runs through the stage does a little jump and yells HOAH! Also the very loud and obvious squeaking of the guy on the skateboard before before the two girls start their bit was great. It was made even better by the fact that the girls seemed to have to wait for him to be at a specific point in the stage before they could start, forcing them to take a moment to acknowledge him and the awkwardness of it all. I may have to see if I find the show online somewhere so I can watch it while tripping balls. I may not survive the lulz.
>> [_] Anon 2505749 HOLY SHIT OP DO YOU WORK FOR VALVE
>> [_] Anon 2505766 let me guess; my tax dollars at work to fund the arts?
>> [_] Sergal 2505785 Thank god it wasn't what I thought it was, this is slightly better.
>> [_] Anon 2505791 MMD version is still better

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[_] PRAISE GABEN Anon 2496464
>> [_] Anon 2496471 I just wonder how many people told the fucks that are behind making stuff like this that their shit was gold.
>> [_] Anon 2496512 >Squea-eak >Squea-eak >Squea-eak >Squeak squeak squeak
>> [_] Anon 2496515 I've seen hats in Valve games before, but never like this.
>> [_] Anon 2496547 Somewhere deep in the heart of New Mexico, Walt Jr is masturbating furiously.
>> [_] Anon 2496574 >># What, don't diss the glorious Source 2 Engine and its ability to render Left 4 Team Dota Portal Life 3: Ricochet. I've never seen Combine servitors so lifelike before!

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[_] New Enemy HL3 Gabe 2494743
>> [_] Anon 2494747 >no Valve logo obviously fake
>> [_] Anon 2494763 >># topkek
>> [_] Anon 2494787 i kekd a little
>> [_] Anon 2494792 Jesus christ how avant garde
>> [_] Anon 2494819 >># Anybody else with their head not up their own ass would just call it 'shit'.
>> [_] Anon 2494820 I..I..i don't understand life anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2494821 >># >implying you at any point in time did
>> [_] Anon 2494836 >Half-Life 3 >Not Silent Hills WASTED
>> [_] Anon 2494839 >># That teaser was spooky.
>> [_] Gabe Newell 2494853 >># Damn Source2 is looking good
>> [_] Anon 2494860 >># Are you telling me that isn't live-action footage? Holy shit

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[_] Anon 2471567
>> [_] Anon 2471575 >># Played HL2? Looks like the stalkers
>> [_] Anon 2471598 >># >Feminism in a nutshell.jpg But seriously, what the actual fuck. How would people find this entertaining? Comedic yes, but entertaining?
>> [_] Anon 2471602 I refuse to believe the people who did this weren't avin a laugh
>> [_] WKZworks 2471603 Yet another avant garde celebration of mental illness, I see...
>> [_] Anon 2471619 >># I HAVE RETURNED
>> [_] Anon 2471623 >># 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2471624 >># You mean striders. Or hunters if it's those smaller ones from episode 2.
>> [_] Anon 2471630 If you listen closely, you can hear the audience laughing. I can imagine the director having a shit fir because "Its not meant to be funny!" and the audience doesn't "get" it.
>> [_] Anon 2471634 >># *fit
>> [_] Anon 2471659 >># Probably the humanoid ones in the prison facility >># what's he referencing?
>> [_] Anon 2471669 I've seen some serious shit
>> [_] Anon 2471688 >># Starcraft 1. I posted it with this filename a few years ago. it's hilarious to see it still posted.
>> [_] Anon 2471697 >># I guarantee you cannot move like these people can.
>> [_] Anon 2471709 >># >This guy doesn't appreciate avant-garde art and is therefore inferior >># >This guy is elitist and does not understand that art is for enjoyment There I just saved you 50 comments worth of discussion and shit posting
>> [_] Anon 2471710 Do you think they go home feeling proud of their career?
>> [_] Anon 2471713 >># when you're a performance artist you take whatever jobs you can get and respect that people acknoledge you have enough talent for their role
>> [_] Anon 2471720 I've seen this so many times and it leaves me confused until the one man runs across the stage and yes HOOO which makes me lose it.
>> [_] Anon 2471723 Can someone make this into a swf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBH pfQ particularly 1:05 with "Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round" going in the background
>> [_] Anon 2471743 Natural selection and it's finest.
>> [_] Anon 2471749 Ed, your board is getting weird...
>> [_] Anon 2471751 >># OH JESUS The Entire VIDEO? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYS1PG6R oyY
>> [_] Anon 2471755 >># I think it's time for somebody to learn how to do something for themselves.
>> [_] Anon 2471783 >># >Goldberg /pol/ is always right
>> [_] Anon 2471784 >># no he was correct in saying stalkers http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090 812195138/half-life/en/images/4/40/Stalke r_ep1.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2471794 I thing the mannequins need some treatment from the red triangle.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2471795 1:05 Ohhhh CHILLLLLLLdren.... IT'SSSssssssss DINNNNNERRRTIMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2471803 >Open thread >Expect 5+ Silent hill jokes >Only one, and its a bit obscure >Half-life discussion I am disappoint.
>> [_] Anon 2471819 >># The beginning of the video gave me silent hill vibes, but then there's a humping skateboard guy and that reminds me of Half-Life.
>> [_] Anon 2471824 >"Art"...

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>> [_] Anon 2462491 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2462498 >casually thrusting across stage
>> [_] Anon 2462499 >># Every time I see it I still can't believe it's real
>> [_] Anon 2462541 >># Alpha as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2462546 This is what too much silent hill does to you
>> [_] Anon 2462563 And people wonder why nobody takes the arts seriously.
>> [_] Anon 2462588 HOOOOOO!!
>> [_] Anon 2462598 >># b-buh you dont understand! this is a representation of a conflicted mind, in all it's chaotic beauty!
>> [_] Anon 2462600 >># You've got to admit, it does stick in your mind. It's ridiculous and disturbing, and even if there's no "deeper meaning", it's certainly an experience to watch.
>> [_] Anon 2462615 Watched the whole thing WTF
>> [_] Anon 2462643 I thought that was yoko for a while.
>> [_] Anon 2462655 >># We talked about this at length in my art history class back in college. The biggest problem with post modernist art is that there is no context to draw from. The viewer is supposed to draw their own conclusions about what they're seeing based on their own experiences for the most part nothing is truly conveyed. The artists want you to experience how they are feeling without knowing anything about them from the get-go. And while, yes, there is some rather impressive technical skill that is shown, it's completely lost in translation, making it meaningless to everyone except the artist themselves. Our professor compared shit like this to a chef having a pantry full of the best ingredients possible with years of experience under their belt and just grabbing fist fulls of random stuff, mashing it in a bowl and expecting people to eat it because it's "visionary and expressive" while in reality it's a waste of perfectly good talent and resources.
>> [_] Anon 2462670 >there are people on earth today starving to death >there are upper class idiocrats who get paid exorbitant amounts of money and will never have to experience life outside of a bubble of sterilization where the meaningless is venerated in place of substance This planet is itself postmodern. It's terrible and makes no fucking sense.
>> [_] Sage01 2462671 >># I cri erri tim
>> [_] Anon 2462673 >># >As oppose to a time when everything on the planet was cool and it all made sense.

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>> [_] Anon 2354525 （　´‿ゝ｀） ｗｈａｔ
>> [_] Anon 2354526 I don't think I should see an art show, I'd just laugh too hard.
>> [_] Anon 2354527 I'm actually mad that I watched the entire thing and it didn't have the guy doing pelvic thrusts.
>> [_] Anon 2354529 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBH pfQ#t=55s This guy, btw.
>> [_] Anon 2354530 Don't call it hell/purgatory/nightmare, is the future you choose by letting it happened.
>> [_] Anon 2354536 People say 4chan is what happens when people have too much time on their hands; and they're right. But THIS shit right here is what happens when you have people with money, with too much time on their hands. There is a difference. One is accepted as "art", the other as a conglomeration of internet trolls. Personally, I do not see much of a difference. 4chan and it's ilk are art to me. Not always palletable, but it is "artistic". An expression of a persons inner thoughts and desires, shared with the world. Or, I'm high as shit right now...
>> [_] Anon 2354541 >># Your right. Trolling is is a art.
>> [_] Anon 2354542 I don't see how... Oh wait, tits. Yep, it's art.
>> [_] Anon 2354618 More artistic than that egg shitting video.
>> [_] Anon 2354624 >># I agree. This had choreography and direction, and probably had some sort of intended meaning, although I don't know what the hell it was.
>> [_] Anon 2354639 The Silent Hill live action show really leaves a lot to desire.
>> [_] Anon 2354646 >># lol'd
>> [_] Anon 2354716 if the existence of this act is to push the limits of definitons of what art is, do we consider it art? >no

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[_] Anon 2289088
>> [_] Anon 2289091 what the fuck did I just watch
>> [_] Anon 2289092 Is this a trailer for a new silent hill game?
>> [_] Anon 2289094 Someone enlighten me, what kind of art is this?
>> [_] Anon 2289096 >># highbrow bourgeoise "art"
>> [_] Anon 2289097 I enjoyed this. Thank you for the culture OP.
>> [_] Anon 2289104 You beat me to it
>> [_] Anon 2289105 My plebeian mind can't comprehend what's going on... What IS going on?
>> [_] Anon 2289110 its subtly erotic
>> [_] Anon 2289116 After watching a scene from it for about 3th time, I kinda want to watch the whole thing now. I mean it's kind of fun to watch in some way.
>> [_] Anon 2289123 I am a classically trained musician, so I like to think I have an open mind towards modern art. However, what I just watched was partially cool but mostly bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2289126 This seems to be sauce on the gif where the guy hits the bar with the crutch on his crotch.
>> [_] Anon 2289127 >># Attention whoring hipsters
>> [_] Anon 2289133 >># oohh children... it's.. DINNER TIME!!!
>> [_] Anon 2289141 This shows our rape-fueled culture and opression of a modern womyn who fights against privileged male patriarchy in XXI world of opression against fat people.
>> [_] Anon 2289144 I can fap to this
>> [_] Anon 2289173 if only someone had taken tomatoes this would have been much better
>> [_] Anon 2289178 At first it was dumb and a little creepy, but that guy on the skateboard started humping his way across the stage and I lost my shit. I'm still laughing after watching the whole thing.
>> [_] Anon 2289195 >># the jews did this
>> [_] Anon 2289206 The guy on the squeaky board humping his way across the stage is all kinds of amazing.
>> [_] Anon 2289216 Source is Dragoon Ritual Dance
>> [_] Anon 2289221 And then, they bemoan the fact that the public is mostly uninterested in ballet.
>> [_] Anon 2289228 Fuckin' white people

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[_] 'Modern Arts' Anon 2205724 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2205741 It's 'symbolic'
>> [_] Anon 2205746 >># art "trademark"
>> [_] Anon 2205749 I'd pay to watch the full thing.
>> [_] Anon 2205753 10/10 would bang
>> [_] Anon 2205754 >># me too
>> [_] Anon 2205759 HOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2205760 This is a joke, Right?
>> [_] Anon 2205763 >># It's not a joke. Also look up "Elephant Lion Unicorn" These people are dead serious.
>> [_] Anon 2205777 >># and they wonder why nobody takes artists seriously
>> [_] Anon 2205779 >># Owch. That one stings dude.
>> [_] Anon 2205782 Man at least Springtime for Hitler and Germany you could follow and even laugh to this just makes me go da fuq
>> [_] Anon 2205785 >># Oh alright, I take it back. I just wont take whoever made this bullshit seriously.
>> [_] Anon 2205787 >># My first thought after seeing the Male Participants. I thought it was some kinda Interpretative Dance Humor. Deluded as all hell if it is.
>> [_] Anon 2205788 >># I don't think even they do. This has got to be some kind of satire or something.
>> [_] Anon 2205795 I have no idea what I'm watching and I don't care. This shit cracks me up.
>> [_] Anon 2205797 It's like something from Silent Hill. Before it became shit. Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 2205805 This is beautiful.
>> [_] Anon 2205807 Silly or not, it's still rather impressive.
>> [_] Anon 2205817 Jews
>> [_] Anon 2205820 Can someone provide a proper interpretation for this?
>> [_] Anon 2205823 bonerfront
>> [_] Anon 2205826 I fucking lost it when it panned to the guy doing the bird noises.
>> [_] Anon 2205835 Look, it is silent hill the balet!
>> [_] Anon 2205837 French
>> [_] Anon 2205852 I was getting serious "Silent Hill" vibes out of this shit. I was genuinely creeped the fuck out by all of this. I mean, good fucking god, what the hell is this.
>> [_] Anon 2205864 >Art Right and I'm a giraffe.
>> [_] Anon 2205888 Liberal bullshit. Democrats are eating this up even now.
>> [_] Anon 2205899 >># I was too, until the camera focused on the warbling guy. Then I just giggled through the rest.
>> [_] Anon 2205921 >># Whatever you say, Mr. Giraffe
>> [_] Anon 2205924 Artists are just autistic people with social skills.
>> [_] Anon 2205934 Anyone else reminded of Maude Lebowski by this?

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[_] Anon 1930262
>> [_] WTF? Anon 1930273 ART! Now we can shit on the virgin mary and get a government grant... If the sequester allows for it in the budget.
>> [_] Anon 1930277 10/10 would clop again...
>> [_] Anon 1930281 Still, it's better than Guernica.
>> [_] Anon 1930284 >># I'd be willing to donate some Shit if you have the Statue of your beloved Sky Fairy...
>> [_] Anon 1930285 >># And you can have it for free too...
>> [_] Anon 1930293 >># Your shift key wants you to know that it feels molested.
>> [_] Anon 1930306 I always imagined The King In Yellow looking a lot like this, were it performed.
>> [_] Anon 1930327 >># Don't cut yourself on that edge, kid.
>> [_] Anon 1930347 silent hill musical =D
>> [_] Anon 1930357 Is it just me, or does anybody else picture Dude Lebowski sitting in the audience watching this?
>> [_] Anon 1930377 As weird as this shit is I feel like I sort of understand where its coming from. Kind of a exaggeration of dehumanizing elements in society or something. I'm no art critic or anything but every time I watch this I go more from "WTF" to "huh, hmm"
>> [_] Anon 1930416 this is just an embarrassment to the human race
>> [_] Anon 1930426 >># i thought that at first too, then i realized whoever made this was probably sitting backstage watching the audiences reactions and laughing his ass off. i just wish i'd thought of this first

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[_] Anon 1883110
>> [_] Anon 1883130 $100 says everyone in that play is a liberal atheist.
>> [_] Anon 1883131 meechoma crimnigson nagatsoor youlookthai zuk tuba duss http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D31WIqPyW zk
>> [_] Anon 1883139 Yep. That's still some weird shit alright.
>> [_] Anon 1883142 boring
>> [_] Anon 1883155 >Yuros
>> [_] Anon 1883202 Cocaine is one HELL of a drug.
>> [_] Anon 1883247 we require more minerals!
>> [_] Anon 1883250 Waring: sharp edges
>> [_] Anon 1883271 The beginning reminds me of Silent Hill
>> [_] Anon 1883277 ONE ART, PLEASE
>> [_] Anon 1883290 this is not cocaine. This is what happens at like 4 am when your friend is baked off hsi ass and says" I am going to go to PRATT with LSD in an aerosol can and blast the drama department." This is that same idea really happening.

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[_] K Anon 1806424
>> [_] Anon 1806434 wat
>> [_] Anon 1806437 >># For more information, visit www.sadlerwells.com
>> [_] Anon 1806439 Saves. That was hot. Wait wait wait... no captcha?
>> [_] Anon 1806440 Oh children... IT'S DINNER TIME!!!
>> [_] Anon 1806453 GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! ART!
>> [_] Anon 1806456 HERETICS! ><
>> [_] Anon 1806464 MY LIFE FOR AUIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg no captchca WAAAAAT? Gud work ya'll.
>> [_] Anon 1806506 moot shouldnt be directing ballets... who the fuck let him in the first place?
>> [_] Anon 1806527 dafaq did i just watch? Meet your match Japan? Weird semi boner is weird
>> [_] Anon 1806532 wat
>> [_] Anon 1806534 humm.. I.. hum.. Nevermind.
>> [_] Anon 1806542 i wish i could have been there when they handed the singer her music notes. "these are your lyrics." "ooooohoooohooooowooooaauuuh?" "that's right."
>> [_] Anon 1806549 dafuq
>> [_] Anon 1806550 The title of the flash was perfect.
>> [_] Anon 1806555 Entire thing is on YouTube, search for "body remix".
>> [_] Anon 1806581 The title made me laugh much harder than I should have.
>> [_] Anon 1806587 holy shit this confused the hell out of me..... so much so that i posted my reply on the wrong flash lol

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[_] Anon 1723578 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1723588 oh children.... Dinner time!!!
>> [_] Anon 1723590 I love performance art so fucking much. None of it makes any god damn sense.
>> [_] Anon 1723591 3deep4me
>> [_] Anon 1723600 Fucking splicers.
>> [_] Anon 1723602 i got in here now just to upload this shit... LOL fucking modern/feminist ''art'', if you can call it like that....
>> [_] Anon 1723603 you could have named it ''steampunk unicorns''
>> [_] Hitler 1723606 Such is japan
>> [_] Anon 1723610 This is just the sort of thing I'm afraid my parents will walk in on me watching.
>> [_] Anon 1723614 >># QFT.
>> [_] Anon 1723622 GENIUS!! GENIUS!!! THIS IS ART!!!
>> [_] Anon 1723638 See? This is why your funding is being cut from schools!
>> [_] Anon 1723651 dafuq was this.... DAFUQ WAS THAT?! DAFUQ ARE YOU?!?
>> [_] Anon 1723654 When aliens visit this is how we shall greet them.
>> [_] Anon 1723658 with the bgm, it's like something outta silent hill
>> [_] Anon 1723674 please be someone else who's seen the very related episode of Spaced...
>> [_] Anon 1723679 What is the name of this work of art so i can find it on youtube.
>> [_] Anon 1723681 While I do recognize this as legitimate art that has a right to exist, I still think it's fucking stupid.
>> [_] Anon 1723698 This week on chinas got talent
>> [_] Anon 1723738 Wooooaahaahahahahahaaahahhahahahaaaaaaaa aaa...
>> [_] Anon 1723757 -------------katawa shoujo------------- ----------the art performance---------
>> [_] Anon 1723765 >># lol except they are actually athletic professionals. its funny to imagineemi or rin or someone doing this
>> [_] Anon 1723769 no one having weird boners, weird. Also the best part was the lone guy pelvic dancing forward.
>> [_] Anon 1723772 >># probably because everyone has straight normal boners
>> [_] Anon 1723774 >># having boners while watching this cant be straight normal.
>> [_] Anon 1723777 >># they are just dancing around and producing art sounds normal to me and they are naked
>> [_] Anon 1723781 >># Dude. Where the fuck did the "feminist" come from, there? Projection/confirmation bias, much? >># I'm gonna guess the theme is horror/surreal. The walking aids used to create a weird silhouette, but seems almost like a weird Silent Hill tribute/inspired by kind of deal. I unno. The 'vocalist' really just throws that shit off though.
>> [_] Anon 1723782 >># you forgot to mention crutches everywhere, pelvic dances as a mean of locomotion and Silent hill background music.
>> [_] Anon 1723784 I saw something similar to this on Tosh.0 Excpet the guy had a pole on his crotch piece and went up to a suspended pole and started banging his crotch pole on it.
>> [_] Anon 1723792 People who produce and/or enjoy this shit should be lined up against a wall and shot.
>> [_] Anon 1723795 >># >># SAME ARTIST. I HAVE SAUCE. http://www.mariechouinard.com/ Behold, insanity.
>> [_] Anon 1723811 How are there 30 comments? This is old as hell Thanks for the nostalgia
>> [_] Asmund Sadler Anon 1723818 Aaahhh, what the fuck is this shit?!

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[_] This was funded by our taxes. Anon 1717823 I uploaded it because, fuck you. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1717824 better this than books for inner city kids who are just gonna shoot at them anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1717846 I've seen worse avant garde dance performances in my life. This'un's at least entertaining visually.
>> [_] Anon 1717849 I mainly was thinking only: What the hell am I watching? I want what they're having or what ever someone had when he/she conjured this up and thought it might be good.
>> [_] Anon 1717850 By god, full video/source where?
>> [_] Anon 1717851 That was both hilarious and terrifying.
>> [_] Anon 1717854 Ive never had it sourced, this also is the rarest flash video, as I have never encountered it past this. Anyways, I just love the fucking asian in a diaper.
>> [_] Anon 1717855 Fat americans with guns are passe; if we convince our enemies that THIS will come into their towns in droves, then ALL will fear america. And that's something I'd gladly pay taxes for.
>> [_] Anon 1717891 This pleases me. also >>largest military budget in history of mankind. >>a few grand goes into an arts project you don't like. >>OMG CUT ALL FUNDING EVERYONE BECOME ENGINEERS..
>> [_] Anon 1717892 Hey Konami, got some silent hill monster concepts for you.
>> [_] Anon 1717895 Arts is fine, liberal arts is good in some ways, this is garbage, plain and simple. Interesting to see, but nobody would ever really want to pay for a ticket (at the prices they would charge so $45 or so) its really just crap thats cool, but being payed by everyone.
>> [_] Dr. Dick 1717907 im not sure if it's just me but the ones with the arm brace things reminded my of the tarantulas from code lyoko.
>> [_] Anon 1717924 >># fucking sourced http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwCoSxi9T JU
>> [_] Anon 1717930 for me the problem is i'd like be be able to tell the difference between a real production and the cast just fucking around with the props 10 minutes before the director arrives....
>> [_] Anon 1717932 These are the horrors of the next Silent Hill.
>> [_] Anon 1717941 why do you faggots keep changing the name of this file? its originally named 'mating ritual of the protoss dragoons', which is a more apt name for this file
>> [_] Anon 1717948 >># We've got a fucking badass here.
>> [_] Anon 1717952 Unless the OP was English, this was not funded by taxes. The theater that did this is in London. >># Agree, some performances look an on stage form of /d/
>> [_] Anon 1717959 >># Real fucking genius we have here. Only, wait, oh right, a faggot. It's a liberal show put on by Democrats to niggerfuck the great conservative land of the US, planned by Obama. Rape more nigger cocks, faggot gay queer.
>> [_] Anon 1717962 MOAR
>> [_] Anon 1717969 I was actually fucking scared at the start.
>> [_] Anon 1717982 >># 2/10 got a reply outta me
>> [_] Anon 1717986 imho I don't see any difference between this and any other art... I mean it's up to your imagination if you see something behind it or not
>> [_] ghostofthedoctor !!Gq6dU01+0cJ 1718003 money well spent
>> [_] Anon 1718008 the fuck was this?! still better investment than liberating oilfields
>> [_] Anon 1718012 >># Why would inner city kids shoot at books?
>> [_] anonz 1718013 Complete performance: http://youtu.be/g8kMnJEadLc
>> [_] Anon 1718020 oh_children_its_dinnertime.gif 2deep4me
>> [_] Anon 1718022 I can fap to it
>> [_] Anon 1718024 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8kMnJEad Lc&feature=player_detailpage#t=2704s You'll thank me for this
>> [_] Anon 1718042 Silent hill monsters...
>> [_] Anon 1718050 why not a human form vagina while we're at it: http://youtu.be/2GbHkhGr6-A >># this should be the next 4chan banner

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[_] [?] humans still remain a mystery to me Anon 1692321 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1692324 What is this I don't even
>> [_] Anon 1692326 god damn it yoko cut this shit out
>> [_] Anon 1692328 ... Gimpcapades?
>> [_] Anon 1692330 the entire performance is on youtube.. it takes like 3 days... all full of this fucked up gimp shit.
>> [_] Anon 1692331 We need .gifs of Skateboard Erection Man, stat!
>> [_] Anon 1692339 all of my what
>> [_] Anon 1692344 This reminds me a little bit to Akira Yamaoka's dark wave music and some scenes of Jacob's Ladder movie.
>> [_] Anon 1692345 >># Link me man. I need to see more of this "art"
>> [_] Anon 1692348 That guy running across the stage yelling boom or whatever the fuck made me lolsohard
>> [_] Anon 1692349 it's..../b/ is alive....god help us all....
>> [_] Anon 1692353 Makes me want to play starcraft
>> [_] Anon 1692354 This is SRSLY one of the strangest things i have seen. just...WHAT??
>> [_] Anon 1692359 I'm not liking the new designs for the daleks......
>> [_] Anon 1692380 lets show this to some parents of children with cerebral lolsy. see if they find the leg/arm/forehead braces to be artistic enough. should be good for a laugh, right?
>> [_] Anon 1692381 Not sure what I saw, but it was pretty fucking funny.
>> [_] Anon 1692390 im extremely creeped out
>> [_] Anon 1692391 Seen this dozens of time, still managed to make me wat.
>> [_] Anon 1692397 What in the name of all my wats.. We humans are just strange.
>> [_] Anon 1692398 More like Silent Hill: The Musical
>> [_] Anon 1692404 The dubstep of stage-dance.
>> [_] Anon 1692407 I keep expecting them to fuck each other with the sticks. What is wrong with me?
>> [_] Anon 1692413 My hope/fear is that some advanced, sentient, alien life sees this and decides our little dirtball is unfit for life...
>> [_] Anon 1692414 >># 4chan will probably have more to do with that conclusion.
>> [_] Anon 1692424 This is why artists are starving.
>> [_] Anon 1692433 wut. to infinity and potato
>> [_] Anon 1692434 I like this. I might have developed a new fetish.
>> [_] Anon 1692446 Does Japan know how wierd they are?
>> [_] Anon 1692458 I bet this was paid for with a government grant

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[_] [L] A typical day on /b/ Anon 1569505 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1569508 what the fuck am I watching?
>> [_] Anon 1569509 >># Dance of the Paraplegics, looks like.
>> [_] Anon 1569513 HAHAHAHA What the fuck was that?!
>> [_] Anon 1569517 wh- wha- uh... is it weird that i have a boner?
>> [_] Anon 1569518 looks like something straight out of silent hill
>> [_] Anon 1569519 >># agreed... and the music doesn't help the case.
>> [_] Anon 1569528 Either this is in an otherwise empty room of everybody else has already died laughing.
>> [_] Anon 1569543 wow, there are no words to discribe how fucked this is. I personally wish those three girls in the start would have started violating each other with their crutches, but then again that's just me
>> [_] Anon 1569566 2deep4me
>> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 1569578 Art
>> [_] Anon 1569583 I laughed at this so hard that I broke out into a sweat
>> [_] Anon 1569586 >># >Art >Pretentious bullshit Fixed that for ya
>> [_] Anon 1569587 A typical day on /b/ would involve far more "MODS ARE ASLEEP POST CP" threads.
>> [_] Anon 1569601 If your mind can withstand the wtf, this whole performance is online. Search "Chouinard Compagnie Body Remix" on youtube.
>> [_] Anon 1569603 This is pretty obvious, if you think about it. After all, why *wouldn't* this happen?
>> [_] Anon 1569607 hahahahahahaha >I HUMP MY WAY ACROSS THE STAGE, YOU SO JELLY
>> [_] Anon 1569611 >># >># fukkin saved
>> [_] Anon 1569613 Amazing what people create and call art when they're actually just fucking stoned out of their minds.
>> [_] Anon 1569641 Dear God, the people defending this in the youtube comments. I've heard 13 year olds playing Halo more articulate than them. As well as more artistic then the "art" of the flash.
>> [_] Anon 1569646 I enjoyed it. It was free too, so i don't really have anything to complain about.
>> [_] Anon 1569663 HO!
>> [_] Anon 1569672 This is what /b/ SHOULD be
>> [_] Anon 1569679 >># This got me.
>> [_] Anon 1569688 >># >># When /b/ visits silent hill...

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[_] [?] Anon 1568249 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1568253 Jesus H FUCKING TAPDANCING Christ how horrifying! Well so much for Sleep to night.
>> [_] Anon 1568258 I TOO HAVE ONCE TRIPPED OUT ON ACID!
>> [_] Anon 1568259 why is this even existing?
>> [_] Anon 1568265 what in god's name did I just witness
>> [_] Anon 1568267 They would fit just right in with the crowd at silent hill.
>> [_] Anon 1568270 this is called art. a sad fate for humanity.
>> [_] Anon 1568278 It is called whyboner. Get it right. and it is impressive physically, you neckbeards can't do any of that movement, so stop complaining about 'art'
>> [_] Anon 1568289 Loved the guy that humped himself across the stage, I mean lulwut :P???
>> [_] Anon 1568299 I havent been mind fucked in ages, thanks anon i needed that :3
>> [_] Fucking Beautiful!!! He-he-HA-Ha-ha!!! x 1568301 3 things that let you appreciate this: a)you've taken salvia for the 5th time and want variety. b)Your running with Rothschild-like fuckwits and think of your disolving soul and marriage! c) you dig modern dance! Survey and good taste say= XXX I mean it's entertaining, but this ain't art! You wanna explore the human condition; puff-puff-give at your local phil. dep. mixer. You want to enjoy the ability of the human form; go to a nevada whorehouse and pay up front! Fuck dance as art! I want weird shit on stage with a back beat= Bjork with the london philharmonic!!! I want this shit= I'll run to the 9th circe of hell!! Fuck...
>> [_] Anon 1568309 "hey, wanna get half-naked, put a stick in your mouth and pelvis your way through a theater stage?" -"sure man!"
>> [_] Anon 1568312 ...what just happened?
>> [_] Huh... x 1568313 Went to the Sadler's wells site= sweet fuck all for answers, folks. In a round-about way, this shit is responsible for for the modern club shit, and makes me hate it even more... Whatever happened to the charleston/ball room of the 1920s? At least you had fun and fulfillment.
>> [_] LOLWUT Anon 1568323 This was: The Mating Prance of the Lesbian Protoss Dragoons. Brought to you by Sandler Wells and his Miraculous Hareem of Magical Faghags (with an appearance of Sandler's powerbottom twink of the week on the skateboard in the background)
>> [_] Anon 1568329 I wonder how many geriatrics they mugged to get their dance equipment... Seriously it was about as painful to watch as a hit and run victim hovel his way across the grand stand.
>> [_] Anon 1568330 >># Anyone seen the British sitcom "Spaced" and it's pretentious theater episode?
>> [_] Anon 1568332 I enjoyed this. Reminds me of Eastern European cartoons I used to watch as a kid.
>> [_] Anon 1568333 This made my day
>> [_] Anon 1568334 This is easily the gayest thing I have ever seen on 4chan, and I have seen some REALLY gay shit on here.
>> [_] Anon 1568340 Hitler was right.
>> [_] Anon 1568363 its just like in my dreams
>> [_] Anon 1568420 This is the trailer for the new silent hill
>> [_] Anon 1568449 the dude rolling around on the chair reminds me of when i used to do the samething. And I cant help but burst into treats when i hear the squeak of the air-humping
>> [_] Anon 1568462 thank you for showing me this /f/
>> [_] Anon 1568464 I watch this only to giggle all immature like at the guy humping across the room. Also, tits. Itty bitty titties.
>> [_] Anon 1568465 silent hill 6
>> [_] Anon 1568483 protip: you guys are the response ART wants, every time you make a joke an artist replicates itself into 2 more
>> [_] Anon 1568489 can't take it seriously as creepy because that laugh sounds exactly like a Kookaburra
>> [_] Anon 1568493 It was kinda erotic until the first guy appear. Then was just gay as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1568495 This is how one trolls artistically. 10/10, I with the force of a thousand suns.
>> [_] Anon 1568511 People pay money to see this?
>> [_] Anon 1568522 Why is it called steampunk unicorns?
>> [_] Anon 1568524 its dead
>> [_] Anon 1568564 >># you wouldn't?