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[_] [L] Turn from your sins while you still can. Anon 1582249 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1582255 Waited for a punch line. Was disappointed
>> [_] Anon 1582265 Eternal Death...?
>> [_] Anon 1582282 inb4 hood version?
>> [_] Anon 1582283 inb4 religious debacle ensues
>> [_] Anon 1582285 >implying protestants agree on the existence of original sin.
>> [_] Anon 1582286 It feels weird to hear it all wrapped up in a few minutes.
>> [_] Anon 1582303 actually makes sense, you know? with the whole "god making AAAAAALL mankind and existance".
>> [_] Anon 1582307 >>make humans flawed >>give them no knowledge of evil >>allow an evil trickster to fuck with them >>naive humans are fooled by said asshole >>blame the humans despite the fact that you created them Seems legit.
>> [_] Anon 1582314 >># I still call bullshit. but fuck it. I'm gonna go hangout with my priest who plays with me in places that shouldn't be toyed with.
>> [_] Anon 1582318 >># >I'm gonna go hangout with my priest who plays with me in places that shouldn't be toyed with. It's tradition, after all.
>> [_] Anon 1582321 >># In other words, atheists get exactly what they believe. Nothingness.
>> [_] Anon 1582322 Fake and gay.
>> [_] Anon 1582347 This was a valuable post to find about 20 seconds in. It also made me lol
>> [_] Anon 1582379 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 1582397 It gets worse when the angel known as Satan hadn't even fallen by the time Adam and Eve were in the Garden... It's nice to know your enemy
>> [_] Anon 1582399 is it ok if I flap to this?
>> [_] Anon 1582402 thats a neat little synopsis you got there. but it leaves out the part where all who are unfaithful are eternally damned and suffer til the end of time. and Christians are fucking fickle as shit and have changed things to their convenience. Catholicism is the most convenient of these in my opinion but then again its steeped in fucking petty bias. Whereas baptists and Jehovah's and the like are fucking batshit insane with their religion and bias. I don't even have to mention Westboro. just throwing that out there
>> [_] Anon 1582424 Highly optimized version. Actually it never says that god created the universe. It just said that god created the earth and light on the first day. So even the possibility that god created the universe over 9000 years ago is dropped since we receive light from stars far older than we are.
>> [_] Anon 1582425 While looking good on paper, people who try to understand religion from a subjective basis will make less sense than people trying to understand religion through faith.
>> [_] Anon 1582426 >># Even if I would see it all as a philosophic metaphor for "something greater" it would still suck since it's obvious that it's just some bullshit served to people to answer unanswerable questions and to control them by offering a better life after death under the condition that people won't strive for power.
>> [_] Anon 1582430 >># That's actually not entirely correct, since the one influencing control is the Church, and not the religion in question. There's a reason protestants got fed up with the whole thing y'know. I could sum up the Lord's message to humanity simply by saing "Be nice to each other", and I'd be ten times more accurate than this kind of pseudo-fundamental bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1582435 >># >I could sum up the Lord's message to humanity simply by saing "Be nice to each other" That's the point. If people are nice it's easier to fuck them.
>> [_] Anon 1582440 >># As long as you fuck them nicely. That's kind of the point when the general idea is that everyone's nice.
>> [_] Anon 1582443 What is christianity, but a miserable pile of lies. Why would a mortal being have an immortal soul? Christians are almost atheist, they just need to disbelieve in one more god. Religion is a safetyblanket for immature people.
>> [_] Anon 1582457 I think I finally understand my own religion.
>> [_] Anon 1582461 >># >Christians are almost atheist, they just need to disbelieve in one more god. My jaw just broke the floor.
>> [_] Anon 1582500 sorry you lost me were do I give a fuck
>> [_] RNorthex 1582534 those silly christians
>> [_] Anon 1582539 No one said it yet? LOOK AT ALL THOSE UNBELIEVING NIGGERS, ONLY THE THE WHITES WILL GO TO HEAVEN!!!
>> [_] Anon 1582548 >2011 >still believing in the Infinite Skynigger
>> [_] Anon 1582554 >Adam and Eve What about lilith?
>> [_] Anon 1582562 Q: What is Christianity (or any other form of Religion for that matter)? A: A state of severe mental retardation...