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[_] Anon 2524377
>> [_] Anon 2524387 here have a better version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4 oN8
>> [_] Anon 2524389 the end gets me every time REPUBLICANS SPORTSMANSHIP BOOKS

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[_] More 'MURICA Anon 2026152

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[_] Anon 1745085
>> [_] Anon 1745088 We need to play this at the Olympics from now on.
>> [_] 1745098 the other version is better
>> [_] Anon 1745174 BED BATH & BEYOND Fuck yeah
>> [_] Anon 1745250 >># I concur.
>> [_] Anon 1745285 GUANO GUANO motherfucker...

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[_] FUCK YEAAnonymous07/02/12(Mon)11:15No.1711375

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[_] [H] Horse rider time :D Anon 1649060
>> [_] Anon 1649068 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZgLcWRd8 RA
>> [_] Anon 1649085 i dont understand
>> [_] Anon 1649090 >># that's why I called it "The WTF horse rider"
>> [_] Anon 1649099 I'm not quite sure how I got off to this...
>> [_] Anon 1649100 >># > OP here Because its so fucking hot
>> [_] Anon 1649101 >># If you can ignore that the vocals are from a screaming boy getting anally probed by a leek... the rest of the cast are female and one is bottomless?
>> [_] Anon 1649143 what's with the putrid-shit quality today?
>> [_] Anon 1649144 Fucking Toehole!!

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[_] [?] America Anon 1595669 FUCK YEAH! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1595678 You are everything wrong with this world
>> [_] Anon 1595685 >># you know its a parody song right? its not supposed to be pro america you retard (and the song is made by the canadian makers of south park) americans dont get the joke ^^;
>> [_] Anon 1595686 i hope the next war USA starts means that they get lots of invasion and occupation in their own land. USA have not had a real modern war on their own soil. if the soldier's mothers, brothers and daughters are killed and everyone actually got to feel the terror that war brings, perhaps then USA will stop acting like superior turds and quit waging war in other countries. its not likely to happen since USA are bullies that only attack weaker countries that they are sure can't win and can't afford to have proper warfare.
>> [_] Anon 1595699 >># all countries have waged war. have a history lesson before you start singling out one country to hold hatred for because of you're own prejudices and stereotypes.
>> [_] Anon 1595703 "what you gonna do when we come for you now" open a fast food chain.
>> [_] Anon 1595705 WE ARE #1! #1 in debt - capitalistic, huh? #1 hated by earth - everyone wants you dead #1 crappy games - Ubisoft and Relic ftw #1 crappy shows - I switched to British long ago #1 military - supposed to be cool? nah, it also means #1 military expenditure and the fact that you are just being humanfags by promoting the killing of yur own species.
>> [_] Anon 1595709 >># >canadian makers of South Park >Trey Parker: Born October 19, 1969 in Denver, Colorado >Matt Stone: Born May 26, 1971 in Houston, Texas MOTHERFUCKING CANADIANS ARE EVERYWHERE.
>> [_] Anon 1595713 I don't even care, i'm not american. :V
>> [_] Anon 1595718 >># How many aggressive wars has the US waged? How many defensive wars has the US waged? Exactly. You know you are a warmongering shithole when out of the countless wars only one was in response to an attack.
>> [_] Anon 1595723 you're all retarded. just enjoy the song, it's funny. and this is from an american who hates this oversaturated, commercial, corporatist bullshit country. the only people who should be allowed to hate a country are people who actually live there, otherwise you're just being a nationalistic asshat, but america does deserve pretty much all the hate it gets considering all it does is fuck eat rape and shit on any other country it wants. but america is interchangable, the most successful "thing" always behaves like that because we're a fucked up race of coked-up monkeys.
>> [_] Anon 1595745 BOOKS
>> [_] Anon 1595748 People seem to ignore America's past after 1914. Whatever happened to the Mexican War? They had a giant fucking army back then.
>> [_] Anon 1595788 Europe's "Yankee Doodle" and Korea's "FUCKING USA" are supposed to be insults but they are too hilarious to be taken seriously. It's as if Americans are the only humans left on the planet with a sense of humor.
>> [_] Anon 1595793 HOLY SHIT IT'S A USA THREAD SHIT AM I LATE YOU GUYS ARE SO RETARDED AND FAT AND ALL OF THE WORLD HATES YOU AND I HAVE TO POINT THIS OUT EVERY TIME THE WORDS UNITED STATES ARE UTTERED
>> [_] Anon 1595799 >># What did you smoke?
>> [_] Anon 1595809 >># What the fuck makes you think we don't get that joke? WE PRODUCED IT, RETARD! (And before you start whining like a little girl that Canadians wrote it, I mean financial production) Why does everyone outside the US think we're so homogenous? WE ARE A VERY DIVERSE CULTURAL MELTING POT! We like self deprecating humor because of the heavy discord between our own American regions. btw... HAVE FUN USING OUR WEBSITE 4CHAN, FAGGOT! We'll be busy protecting our constitution. BRB - ANTI-SOPA RALLY
>> [_] Anon 1595815 >># It's not everyone. It's actually just Texas. (The state that's always threatening to secede). Because they are the single biggest buyers of textbooks in the country, they are the ones that decide what goes into them. I'm from Massachusetts. We hate the South. They are (generally) a giant group of cousin-fucking retards.
>> [_] Anon 1595816 >># I lol'd. It must be true ^_^
>> [_] Anon 1595818 >># Yeah! Audio-books right?! =D
>> [_] Anon 1595819 >invade america instantly attacked by every gang redneck and gun toting republican we have >you have tanks we have carjackers to steal them >america wins by the fact that we fail as a country
>> [_] Anon 1595822 >># That's the part I don't get about Tin Square in China, did he really carjack that tank?
>> [_] Anon 1595823 >># >thats what i dont get about tin square... >i dont get about tin square >about tin square >tin square >tin
>> [_] Anon 1595835 Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer to AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
>> [_] Anon 1595891 Haters gona hate
>> [_] Anon 1595893 FUCK YEAH
>> [_] Anon 1595909 >># herpa derp HERPA DER DERP
>> [_] Anon 1595913 >># You do realize that most of the wars we fight (WWI, WWII, Korea, Vietnam, Desert storm, Desert shield, and others) is because one of our allies was either attacked or attacked someone that was too big for them... right? The song may be a parady of america, but it is way better than what can be said about every one else. Except maybe Germany.
>> [_] Anon 1595914 and another thing. stop making fun of France. its almost 100 year old history. besides, it takes fucking courage to surrender in a war. some twats would rather let their country get burned to the ground because they know that they as the leader has way smaller chance of being fucked over than the rest of the people that live in the country. you know nothing about what went on in France in those days and your parents weren't even born when the war happened. stop making jokes that only makes usa look dumb
>> [_] Anon 1595916 >># Even if it was that simple ("we are defending our buddies") you are still in another country, killing people. And once the war is won you, at gunpoint, demand money from it for your losses (yup, look it up). Meanwhile your son's and daughters are safe at home. That's not a war, you're just messing around in somebody elses home. If your civilian parents die and you kill your enemies' civilian parents - thats when you may call it a war.
>> [_] Anon 1595937 America is like everyone else's big brother that's sent to go after your bullies and we are watching you fap.