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[_] omg this is hot lolguy 3476958 must watch this!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 3476959 been so long since i saw that jumpscare i forgot the name of it
>> [_] Anon 3476962 >># Gifura?

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[_] jumpscares Anon 3464298
>> [_] Anon 3464312 >># Motherfucker I was just going through the board without reading shit and I swear I got a fucking heart attack. I haven't had a jumpscare in a fucking decade holy shit fuck that. If there's one thing from the old internet I don't miss, that's it.

File: lolicatgirls.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Anon 3435127
>> [_] OP 3435128 It's been three years since, I thought I'd give you guys another reminder. I'm gonna miss this place...
>> [_] Anon 3435129 can't fool me, I've memorized the file size
>> [_] Anon 3435133 >># I'm too out of it for this to scare me, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3435138 when you browse /x/ for the first time
>> [_] Anon 3435142 Thanks doc

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[_] Anon 3400498
>> [_] Anon 3400502 >># it's weird that having seen this so many times it doesn't even make me jump anymore.
>> [_] Anon 3400503 >># fuck you
>> [_] Anon 3400504 why does the sound cut out?
>> [_] Anon 3400507 >># That happened to me 5 years ago, jump scares anywhere just don't faze me except in very very rare occasions

File: Very Loud Screamer.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] proceed with caution Anon 3285331
>> [_] Anon 3285333 >Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai) A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.
>> [_] Anon 3285334 It is somewhat refreshing these days to get product that is exactly as it says on the tin. I believe it is appropriate to fear for the future of society at this juncture.
>> [_] Anon 3285338 very loud orgasm
>> [_] Anon 3285377 >># FIND A WAY
>> [_] Anon 3285378 I don't know what I expected

File: a screamer.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] I WONDER WHAT THIS IS Anon 3282363 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3282370 >># i was looking for loli catgirl and misclicked. but i can't complain b/c clearly labeled
>> [_] Anon 3282371 >># I had my volume way up and still clicked on it. I don't know what I expected
>> [_] Anon 3282425 everyone posting in this flash is retarded.
>> [_] Anon 3282430 You know what? I'm not even mad. I walked right into that.
>> [_] Anon 3282482 >># /r/ing the one where it flashes slowly and plays sad music
>> [_] Anon 3282489 >># yes please
>> [_] Anon 3282496 >># Holy shit , that took me unguarded. I don't know what i expected to see there. Feeling funny in my stomatch and shivering in fear

File: lolicatgirls.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Anon 3269421 Just thought I'd give you another reminder.
>> [_] Anon 3269422 its screamer yer welcome
>> [_] Anon 3269428 >># wow rude
>> [_] Anon 3269432 >># the file size gives it away. be more creative
>> [_] Anon 3269440 Dude wtf you scared the shit on me. fuck....
>> [_] Anon 3269445 >># flinchless.
>> [_] Anon 3269451 >># sage oh and kys
>> [_] Anon 3269454 >># I laughed, shits old ya fag
>> [_] M-non 3269459 Seriously need some fucking epilepsy warnings on this damn shit.
>> [_] Anon 3269460 >># this and trigger warnings as well seriously do you think you're in a fucking disneyland?
>> [_] Anon 3269465 >># It's not a screamer if there's trigger warnings even then, you're a pussy ass bitch and the internet isn't for you if you need trigger warnings Also, OP, didn't even flinch.
>> [_] Anon 3269470 >># muh safe space. there should be trigger warnings around you!
>> [_] Anon 3269472 do people still get scared by this?
>> [_] Anon 3269484 >># I thought no, but just had volume up from shitty ff57 addon alternative and lazily opened the file while watching a podcast. It hurts that I got caught.
>> [_] Anon 3269486 not cool
>> [_] Anon 3269493 >># Aw dude, I've not seen that shit in ages. Also needs the "ai ai ai i am your butterfly" one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFgTJaMb mpk
>> [_] Anon 3269494 Sudden, loud, unexpected noises? Yeah, people still get scared by that all the time.
>> [_] Anon 3269507 I was expecting my usual "lolicatgirls" and turned on my volume just for it. I got more disappointed than scared.
>> [_] Anon 3269510 This shit was more annoying than scary you faggot
>> [_] Anon 3269511 >># still made you mad
>> [_] Anon 3269515 heh, you think this scares me?
>> [_] Anon 3269526 The ONE fucking time I decided to not mute the tab before opening a flash. God damn it.
>> [_] Anon 3269527 >># your a cock sucker op
>> [_] Anon 3269529 FUCK YOU BUDDY IT'S 3AM

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[_] Anon 3263771
>> [_] Anon 3263773 you're a fucking faggot kys
>> [_] Anon 3263775 i forgot these even existed thanks for reminding me op
>> [_] Anon 3263778 Posting screamers on /f/ is pretty dumb, and this isn't even a good screamer.
>> [_] Anon 3263783 >># >182 KB

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[_] Anon 3263277 :^)

File: computer.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3262392
>> [_] Anon 3262397 Let me tell you a story: I always come to /f/ with the understanding that I should turn my headphones down as there is a 50% chance of opening up these links and getting some loud ass aids shit. I always turn my headphones down. But today was different. For once, FOR ONCE, I had faith that maybe the first and top flash video I clicked wouldn't be aids. So I kept my headphones at their normal level. Never again. Burn in hell OP. Burn in hell.
>> [_] Anon 3262398 >># you should have known from the filesize. git gud
>> [_] Anon 3262399 First time that got me in a while
>> [_] Anon 3262457 nigger
>> [_] Anon 3262459 >># good boy
>> [_] Anon 3262470 >># faggot
>> [_] Anon 3262476 I just have to laugh at all these newshits come on fags let's play it one more time on full volume
>> [_] Anon 3262477 Anyone else browsing /f/ with constant 6% audio? Screamers with normal to low audio doesn't seem to do shit
>> [_] Anon 3262480 >turn on you tube music >listen for a bit >decide to go on /f/ >turn off you tube >file name computer >16 replies >click >loud ass screamer I wasn't scared just annoyed

File: lolicatgirls.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Anon 3261633 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3261634 Been browsing /f/ for over 8 yrs now and that's the first time I've been jump scared thanks dude, I was actually looking forward to men dancing in the street.
>> [_] Anon 3261638 >># I'm disappointed You would benefit from reading the filesize next time, anon-sama
>> [_] Anon 3261639 >># implying anyone looks at filesize before clicking on a flash. You can admit it, it's ok.
>> [_] Anon 3261640 >># I trust too much in my fellow /f/ag.
>> [_] Anon 3261641 >changing filenames get a load of this guy
>> [_] Anon 3261645 fucking nigger, its been 5 years, you pieces of shit faggot face. hell i was expecting that one .swf where it said i lost the game. fuk u nigger fuk boy
>> [_] Anon 3261646 >># >># >># to stem off of this i just lurk in flash, how does checking file sizes help me see if its a jump scare or not?
>> [_] Anon 3261648 >># I only do it for 'Get Down.swf' Someone created a Knish'd version and I'd rather not see that again.
>> [_] Anon 3261649 >># to show how new i am, i accidentally clicked on embedded thinking it would take me to the replies.....
>> [_] Anon 3261650 4:30 AM on /f/ Did you really expect me to have my volume any higher than 10?
>> [_] Anon 3261651 Literally too fucking angry to be scared.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3261660 >># This Lolicatgirls is excatly 2.54MB
>> [_] Anon 3261663 screamers? have I gone back to 2004?
>> [_] Anon 3261667 >internet is so slow the image loads before the sound nice try OP
>> [_] ~ 3261670 >># Every flash with the same file size as this (182KB) is probably guaranteed to be this screamer. There's one with knocking noises, that one was pretty cool.
>> [_] Anon 3261673 I was about to jack off and since I'm at my parent's house I decided to go mute, nice try fag.
>> [_] Anon 3261674 spooked me good
>> [_] Anon 3261676 I was ready for the jumpscare, didn't even check file size i just knew.
>> [_] Anon 3261699 >all these new bois browsing /f/ with volume on >not just having eyes get slightly irritated by flashing lights
>> [_] Anon 3261703 Protip: Always have your volume on low when browsing /f/, and look at file sizes if you are suspicious of a potential jumpscare flash. If the size is a lot lower to what you'd expect the flash to be then it's probably a different flash (and most likely a jumpscare or malware flash at that). This is basic /f/ stuff, come on summerfags.
>> [_] Anon 3261706 >># >malware flash in the last 5 years I've been browsing /f/ I have never encountered such a thing
>> [_] Anon 3261708 >># Malware? What are you smoking?
>> [_] Anon 3261710 >># >># What, you've never experienced that button flash which would open a shit ton of tabs on your browser when you clicked it? What about the hacked fear_of_god flash which would download spam files onto your PC? They're not common, but they exist.
>> [_] Anon 3261711 >># Considering they get banned from /f/ pretty quickly, it's not a surprise most people haven't seen them.
>> [_] Anon 3261712 >># that's just redirecting to a malwarefilled websites the flash itself doesn't contain malware
>> [_] Anon 3261714 >see 182 KB >click it anyway >shit, wait, 182 KB? >headphones were off >didn't even startle Maybe I've been here too long.
>> [_] Anon 3261717 ITT /f/ tough guys
>> [_] Anon 3261718 >># You can get spooked by the same sound/visual only so many times after which it becomes uneffective
>> [_] Anon 3261723 okay nice scream but where is popo
>> [_] Anon 3261724 >># in your poo poo huehuehuehuehuiehue
>> [_] Anon 3261756 >># You haven't seen the one that tries to: -open and close your disc drive -print something -open a tone of tabs -crash shockwave flash
>> [_] Anon 3261762 >># same, dude. i just wanted to lose the game :( feels bad man
>> [_] Anon 3261763 >># I'd be ok with a printing flash. That sounds pretty funny.
>> [_] Anon 3261792 >># >reopen this I dare you.swf heheh >># >-open and close your disc drive Nobody's seen that one since Adobe fixed that years ago. Thanks for reminding me how Wild West shit used to be.
>> [_] Anon 3261795 Thanks, Yostuba catalog
>> [_] Anon 3261801 >># >># >-open and close your disc drive oh I miss my cup holder apps
>> [_] Anon 3261803 >this flash is actually 190919 bytes >190919/1024 = 186.44 KiB >190919/1000 = 190.92 KB >File: lolicatgirls.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)-[Embed] >182 KB >mfw 4chan can't into math

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[_] Anon 3260632 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3260641 was not disappointed
>> [_] Anon 3260643 Hey, OP? This was a quality screamer. Nice one.
>> [_] Anon 3260645 Expected it and still got scared
>> [_] Anon 3260651 I honestly don't know what I expected
>> [_] Anon 3260672 Why is this still a thing? You might as well post cockmongler, it's the same level of relevance. Also, shit 'screamer' is shit. For new/f/riends: do not open, and if do, 0-volume. Nothing to see here.
>> [_] Anon 3260675 >># >do not open, and if do, 0-volume. That's easy modo real men open flashes on max volume.
>> [_] Anon 3260678 >># real men also spend a lot of $ replacing blown speakers. Fuck you, shitbird.
>> [_] Anon 3260680 >># I'll sit further away next time.
>> [_] Anon 3260682 >># >speakers >not headphones come on son
>> [_] Anon 3260684 >># Why you being such a bitch nigga.
>> [_] Anon 3260695 >># real men spec their systems so that this kind of crap does not damage expensive speakers
>> [_] Anon 3260706 Not even sure what I expected, well done.
>> [_] Anon 3260736 This swf makes clealy audible noise when my speakers are at 0 volume lol this is a classic.
>> [_] Anon 3260762 >># I browse /f/ on my home theatre
>> [_] Anon 3260765 This one get's funnier as time goes on. I like the HAAAN~~ one the best
>> [_] Anon 3260780 does the sound make anyone elses throat hurt?

File: jeff the killer.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] It's a screamer Anon 3221202
>> [_] Anon 3221204 >182kb I believe it
>> [_] Anon 3221214 I appreciate your honesty
>> [_] Anon 3221218 i remember when i wass like 10 and i saw this shit then i wass confused about if it is a human dolphin made with photoshop. years later i knew this wass supposed to scare you cuz it is a creppy pasta
>> [_] Anon 3221235 >># I knowingly clicked on this. Fuck me, right?
>> [_] Anon 3221265 Thanks for the heads up
>> [_] Anon 3221266 idk why but i clicked it twice somebudy hold me
>> [_] Anon 3221284 >># i dont know anything about any pasta but everybody can get startled, which is all this usually does

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[_] Anon 3113721 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3113739 cmon, not even trying.
>> [_] Anon 3113767 penis
>> [_] Anon 3113782 >># This is only the fourth time today Ive seen this its not even making me blink anymore
>> [_] Anon 3113787 try harder op seen it a million times, not even scarry anymore
>> [_] Anon 3113825 damn that surprised tingly feeling on top of my back is fucking delayed as fuck for me Fucking took me like 6 seconds to feel anything lol
>> [_] Anon 3113831 right, it's still summer

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[_] Anon 3096337
>> [_] Anon 3096343 kys
>> [_] Anon 3096345 Wake up and smell the ashes.
>> [_] Anon 3096349 >># Finally! Now I can get some sleep.
>> [_] Anon 3096354 >># Real talk should I feel a mild pain in my heart after the shock that gave me
>> [_] Anon 3096355 Don't ever talk to me or my son ever again
>> [_] Anon 3096357 >># It's normal, your respiratory system reacts accordingly to threats whether they're real or imaginary, you're fine.
>> [_] Anon 3096362 >># Oh, cool then. Cause shit I'm pretty healthy and 25, chest pain like that wasn't a thing I've felt before. At least I now know shit's working. Thanks for the health test OP
>> [_] Anon 3096365 I live yet feel nothing.
>> [_] Anon 3096366 >># Kill yourself i l l y o u r s e l f
>> [_] Anon 3096367 >mfw I haven't seen a screamer on here in abit >mfw I didn't look at the file size or I woulda known >mfw it gave me a mild scare >mfw im sad now
>> [_] Anon 3096372 >># Actually got me, this is probably the third time in all my years of /f/
>> [_] Anon 3096373 >># fuck yourself in the asshole with a rusty fucking spoon you shitfuck
>> [_] Anon 3096380 thank god for the slight delay between picture and sound on my shit-tier PC and its shit-tier internet
>> [_] Three 3096383 >wake up >enjoy the sunshine >make a nice breakfast >take breakfast to /f/ to browse all the dank memes >first on the list "rise and shine" >oh boy this gun be gud.gif >screamer >can't find ctrl+w >throw headphones >reel in shock >kys OP
>> [_] Anon 3096385 good morning OP I hope you suffocate on your own cum and die
>> [_] Anon 3096388 дoлбoeбa мoгилa иcпpaвит
>> [_] Anon 3096389 You know, I feel more awake now. thanks bud
>> [_] Argie 3096392 is it bad that this turns me on?
>> [_] Anon 3096394 haven't seen this for a while so you go me. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 3096397 Hurt my eyes.
>> [_] Anon 3096408 thanks for reminding me to turn my sound to 2
>> [_] Anon 3096411 >open it >don't even flinch okay
>> [_] Anon 3096412 You guys do realize that responding in any way will only make people post shit like this more, right?
>> [_] Anon 3096443 >># A NUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE
>> [_] Anon 3096455 "ooh 24 replies!" ~famous last words~
>> [_] Anon 3096458 >># this shit isn't going to help you cope with your crippling depression and it damn well doesn't help anyone else for that matter
>> [_] Anon 3096467 just seriously
>> [_] Anon 3096485 >># Thanks! Just learned how to close tabs in my browser!
>> [_] Anon 3096487 i stopped chewing my food for a sec, that's the best reaction your gonna get out of me
>> [_] Anon 3096489 If only I could sage this quick newfag question though, What does the different color rows on /f/ mean? I know that they are to just help you read across in a line, but some are red and aren't 404'd, so it cant mean banned or removed
>> [_] Anon 3096492 >># From my 3 months of newfagging, I'm fairly certain red means about to go 404

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[_] Everyday. Anon 3081220 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3081222 Ayy lmao
>> [_] Anon 3081246 >># Got me, just a little. I twitched.
>> [_] Anon 3081249 Holy fuck almost have me a god damn heartattack
>> [_] Anon 3081251 Is it bad if I wasn't even phased
>> [_] Anon 3081252 >># *fazed?
>> [_] Anon 3081280 >># You're so boring, I got even more tired the second I opened it.
>> [_] Anon 3081290 >># phased. also, OP, didn't even flinch. get gud.
>> [_] Anon 3081297 was expecting something good like bourbon house
>> [_] Anon 3081302 >># Don't want to sound like an edgy fuck but this doesnt even make me jump anymore. I'm just kinda sad that I've become jaded enough where jumpscares dont affect me.
>> [_] Anon 3081326 F U C K Y O U
>> [_] Anon 3081347 original troll is original
>> [_] Anon 3081416 It's been a while since I've said hello to the guy. Does anybody have the one where he's depressed?

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[_] Anon 3078641
>> [_] Anon 3078644 Got me good, Anon
>> [_] Anon 3078654 >># I didn't know what I was expecting, but for some reason, I didn't expect a screamer.
>> [_] Anon 3078657 You win this time /f/
>> [_] Anon 3078677 why the fuck did I even click that
>> [_] Anon 3078682 I'm not sure what I was expecting.
>> [_] Anon 3078697 It doesn't do anything for me anymore.
>> [_] Anon 3078706 god fucking damnit literally every fucking time I click it
>> [_] Anon 3078719 I noticed it milliseconds after clicking it. Was good for a smile, but I wasn't had.
>> [_] Anon 3078747 long time no see my friend

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[_] Anon 3077292
>> [_] Anon 3077302 Did not disappoint
>> [_] Anon 3077338 Destroyed headphones RIP
>> [_] Anon 3077355 op delivers
>> [_] Anon 3077356 >ears didn't even ring I want my money back.
>> [_] Anon 3077387 Don't know what I expected really
>> [_] Anon 3077388 hahahaha
>> [_] Anon 3077405 meh seen it so many times its not even scary :L 0/Kek
>> [_] Anon 3077414 >Very Loud Screamer I asked for this.
>> [_] Anon 3077445 Just opened everything on this page and I was not expecting a screamer. Thank God it was just this overused shit

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[_] WARNING: SCREAMER Anon 3045176
>> [_] Anon 3045184 well, that's a screamer
>> [_] Anon 3045187 At least he isn't kidding.
>> [_] Anon 3045221 I don't know what i expected...
>> [_] Anon 3045273 >># shit, SHIT; SHIT SHIT
>> [_] Anon 3045281 thanks for the warning family man
>> [_] Anon 3045283 i dont even know why i clicked.
>> [_] Anon 3045312 >># why did i click it desu
>> [_] Anon 3045322 >># >clicked on it instinctively. >See "WARNING SCREAMER" at the last second. >Fuck. >Screamer. That was my own damn fault that time.
>> [_] Anon 3045330 woah man what the fuck??

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[_] Anon 3043571 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3043578 Nice Jumpscare faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3043587 This didn't even scare me.. Just made my headache worse.
>> [_] Anon 3043612 made my body get hot and kinda hurt my ears but didn't scare me
>> [_] Anon 3043619 >trying this hard in 2016 Lol Gargled cocks!!
>> [_] Anon 3043620 This is the ONLY jumpscare that gets me... nothing else works but his specific one makes my blood feel hot
>> [_] Anon 3043641 good thing i am high af
>> [_] Anon 3043644 >vip >not 45kb Nice try bitch.
>> [_] Anon 3043648 >Tfw jumpscares don't work on me
>> [_] Anon 3043660 >get high >look on /f/ for chill >get this You ruined my week anon.
>> [_] Anon 3043676 Upping the reply count so people think this is a quality /f/lash of some sort.
>> [_] Anon 3043679 Headache is in red line mode
>> [_] Anon 3043682 nice post good job keep it up promising future for op
>> [_] Anon 3043694 I always turn down my volume when browsing /f/.
>> [_] Newfaggot 3043714 who is that faggot on screen and why is he looks so spooky

File: Minus 8 - Koopa Girl.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] posting real file name Anon 3041804
>> [_] Anon 3041823 That was the most powerful orgasm of my life, thank you for that op
>> [_] Anon 3041827 Normally not a fan of Minus 8's stuff but this one is pretty good
>> [_] Anon 3041828 >># >182 kb nice try, i know that filesize
>> [_] Anon 3041831 such an amazing flash, brings a tear to my eye every time, whether I want to tear up or not. Also makes my face cringe with joy.

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[_] Because this is funny Anon 3033980 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3033981 you son of a bitch
>> [_] Anon 3033983 >># I know i know
>> [_] Anon 3033986 >># this just hurt my eyes for a second, nice try guy
>> [_] Anon 3034004 You would have got me, if I didnt always browse /f/ with my headphones around my neck.
>> [_] Anon 3034006 FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 3034010 I was just thinking ''Haven't seen, or fallen for a screamer in... a few years now. Let's pop on /f/ for my daily dose.'' You're messing with my prescription, senpai.
>> [_] Anon 3034012 >># cocks nest in your mouth
>> [_] Anon 3034016 ah you bastard
>> [_] Anon 3034020 It's not even loud enough. OP are you even trying anymore?
>> [_] Anon 3034024 :(
>> [_] Anon 3034025 >># Trump is shit.
>> [_] Anon 3034027 Is there a thing like being immune to screamers or am I just a sociopath? Ive got headphones on and my volume is at 80% and yet I didnt even flinch from this flash, I just blinked once and clicked it away.. Nice try I guess? Can someone send me more screamers so I can test this out. Should I be worried?
>> [_] Anon 3034030 >># Why would you? If you are not a women or a child, there is no reason to be afraid of flashing lights and screaming.
>> [_] Anon 3034031 lol anon wasnt scary but my eyes hurt now
>> [_] Anon 3034033 >># Thanks OP, you're the reason why I always check the replies first. I never really saw the scare factor in this screamer, it's just particularly annoying on the eyes.
>> [_] Anon 3034041 >># maybe
>> [_] Anon 3034043 I have headphones and wasnt even effected anyone who goes on /f/ without their browser in the volume mixer to 1% is a retard
>> [_] Anon 3034065 >># So youre saying that being prematurely afraid of getting spooked isnt retarded but having your volume on normally (or 80% in my case) and occasionally finding that 1 in 100 flashes on /f/ thats still a screamer in >CURRENT YEAR is retarded?
>> [_] vipper 3034072 great, more cancer to kill /f/
>> [_] Anon 3034083 >># Literally didn't twitch, headphones were on to boot. been screamer-ed so many times I'm immune.
>> [_] Anon 3034109 >># >wow the edge
>> [_] Anon 3034111 people still do this? christ..
>> [_] Anon 3034119 not affraid anymore...
>> [_] Anon 3034127 fuck you i just got baked
>> [_] Anon 3034129 >># I'm unfazed, was this supposed to scare me?
>> [_] Anon 3034136 Do none of you fuckers use the Catalog? https://catalog.neet.tv/f/

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[_] Anon 3025681 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3025682 ooo damn spooky screamer never seen this one before!!!
>> [_] Lord Sageington 3025683 unoriginal SAGE
>> [_] Anon 3025701 whats amazing is that it's not very loud at all compared to most other flash
>> [_] Anon 3025744 i didn't think it was actually going to be a screamer then i scared myself a lil
>> [_] Anon 3025799 i dont know what i expected..
>> [_] Anon 3025801 >># basically this
>> [_] Anon 3025811 why did i click on it expecting it to be something else?
>> [_] Anon 3025812 >># dubs bb
>> [_] Muhammad 3025814 >># Off by a 100 . . .
>> [_] Anon 3025815 a
>> [_] Anon 3025816 >># This, I just woke up and forgot to turn my volume down, you could have really fucked me over there.
>> [_] Anon 3025818 Lets be dumb.....

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[_] Toby Fox Twitter post Anon 3010156
>> [_] Anon 3010162 oh wow. fuck you dude. kill yourself. Also just to spoil your shenanagins the truth is some Russian guy is making an Undertale 3D game. Pretty sure its already been approved. So their will be a sequel. FAGGOT
>> [_] Anon 3010165 holy shit i can't believe they're making another one! great swf anon im suuuper hyped!
>> [_] Anon 3010167 >># holy shit are you kidding me another retarded game for tumblr to cream itself over the ride truly never ends, huh?
>> [_] Anon 3010169 Can't wait
>> [_] Anon 3010194 Cunt
>> [_] Anon 3010207 Amazing. Gaster has a roll now.
>> [_] Anon 3010210 >># same old boring image. I had my headphones on and didn't as much as blink. How do so many people still get scared by this?
>> [_] Anon 3010214 >># They pretend to get scare because I know they will never be young again Or most parts of 4chan are full of under aged little kids and spamming autistic shitposters. /b/ /wsg/ /v/ /a/ /wg/ etc
>> [_] Anon 3010220 >># /b/ is pure porndump, it used to be fun but now its nothing but porn.
>> [_] Anon 3010222 >># >I know they will never be young again Ah cool man, you must be one of those omnipotent beings that know everything.

File: the exact same screamer.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 3009211
>> [_] Anon 3009216 ... i just don't know what happen
>> [_] Anon 3009217 >names file exact same screamer >not even a screamer 0/10
>> [_] Anon 3009223 I FUCKING TOUCHED PLAY WHILE READING THE FILENAME. WHY /F/ DOESN'T HAVE PREVIEW?
>> [_] Anon 3009226 This shit isn't scary. There are so many different ways to scare someone and 95% of the time everyone in the world uses the cheapest and easiest scare tactic which is the generic jump scare. Adding super loud sounds doesn't make it any scarier. You are more reacting to the loudest and the fast flickering lights than anything else.
>> [_] Anon 3009245 deaddovedonoteat.jpg
>> [_] Anon 3009249 >># because your a newfag, newfag
>> [_] Anon 3009271 I don't know why I still clicked it.

File: My nipples are itchy.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] When I itch them I pull the hairs out Anon 3000515 The hairs feel like pubes
>> [_] Anon 3000516 >># There was a loud noise but your post didn't tell me about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REPORTING YOU FUCKING TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 3000525 ebin
>> [_] Anon 3000527 rip ears
>> [_] Anon 3000571 >2016 >People still have their volume set to max on /f/
>> [_] Anon 3000572 >># >drinking booze >click file >not fazed >0 fux given
>> [_] Anon 3000575 >># >just woke up >took a hit off my pipe >also not fazed > fucks given: NONE My nightmares are much worse. this shit dosent even make me jump anymore.
>> [_] Anon 3000576 Any self respecting /f/ lurker has their system volume set at 4.
>> [_] Anon 3000582 EPIC TROLL OP
>> [_] Anon 3000606 OP is a faggot
>> [_] Anon 3000628 >># You are the cancer that is killing /k/

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[_] [N][L][Y] [J][O][K][I][N][G] Anon 2999401 Nah actually I'm not joking it is the exact same screamer from before. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2999404 yep
>> [_] Anon 2999477 >># Still clicked it.
>> [_] Anon 2999487 took the bait :/
>> [_] Anon 2999514 fuck why don't I fucking read
>> [_] Anon 2999532 i should really read names of flash before opening them ...
>> [_] Anon 2999543 I used to be scared of this but after a couple of years of falling for the same trap it doesn't scare me anymore makes me wonder if hell is going to be the same way
>> [_] Anon 2999554 >># >That screamer from just before.swf >[?][N][L][Y] [J][O][K][I][N][G] You lied to me.
>> [_] Anon 2999558 >># A white hole?
>> [_] Anon 2999564 >># I'm so numb to everything now. My lack of reaction to this only further proves this to me. Thanks OP

File: That loud screamer from yesterday.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2998227 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2998228 won't fool me this time
>> [_] Anon 2998229 It just makes me laugh at this point. Is this part of your social experiment anon?
>> [_] Anon 2998254 >So used to Jeff's face you don't even feel anything but indifference >Lost all the respect to him because of Deviant Art shit Also who the fuck browses /f/ with the volume above 50%
>> [_] Anon 2998258 >># Yes
>> [_] Anon 2998272 it's the 4th time I fall for this funny thing is the 1st time it didn't scare me
>> [_] bunt_kerfew 2998303 I click on every .swf no matter what it says.
>> [_] Anon 2998355 >># This. Used to scare the crap out of me until I found out the commonly accepted story is that it's some some rando serial killer. Make him some supernatural vengeful spirit or a demon and it increases the fear factor 10 fold.
>> [_] Anon 2998368 >># Made me rofl, this is so old
>> [_] Anon 2998371 I don't get it, no other screamer affects me, except this one, it makes my blood feel weird, like in my arms and stuff
>> [_] Anon 2998417 >># It might be a by-product of anxiety. A sudden surge of adrenaline causing more blood being pumped, you get hot flushes, sometimes your skin gets itchy. Where it happens on the body though is different for everyone.
>> [_] Anon 2998419 >># you should be banned for this shit it is annoying as fuck, spams up the fucking board
>> [_] Anon 2998420 >># the story is trash, why do you care
>> [_] Anon 2998421 >># Didn't the story have some shit where he cut off his eyelids or something? How does he avoid going blind when he can't blink?
>> [_] Anon 2998431 >># You should really cut down on salt, it's not good for you.
>> [_] Anon 2998459 >># >Also who the fuck browses /f/ with the volume above 50% below 20% is pretty safe but there are a couple versions of xiao mei mei that can make you ears bleed at 10%
>> [_] Anon 2998462 >># >le xD salty maymay People like you are a cancer. Go to Vines or w/e it is you people do.
>> [_] Anon 2998463 >># This is apart of /f/ culture newfriend. >># You're cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2998465 >># kek we got one
>> [_] Anon 2998467 >># I do this too, I open all the 30 flashes posted even if its a repost
>> [_] Anon 2998470 >Open it up with volume on high, figure "oh it's probably not actually a screamer because they wouldn't announce it in the file name" >Flinch in surprise I so deserved this.

File: still a very loud screamer.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] social experiment Anon 2997355 GONE WRONG (GONE SEXUAL) Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2997359 still got me even though i read the title
>> [_] Anon 2997360 >># same
>> [_] Anon 2997366 http://archive.4plebs.org/f/search/image /Xe0z-jfQHDmtijT8uxXiwA/ Kek
>> [_] Anon 2997371 >># It's just a prank bro.
>> [_] Anon 2997422 >># Filthy prank'd!
>> [_] Anon 2997437 >># >social experiment check'd and exactly what I thought it would be. I remember the other day Anon said he'd repost this and still people would etc.etc. Actually I was secretly hoping to be proven wrong in a switchback doublecross and be greeted with the adorable kittens flash, but this works.
>> [_] Anon 2997483 I love how immunized I am to these. It popped up and I didn't even blink. I feel like a goddamn superhuman.
>> [_] Anon 2997489 holy fuck you actually did repost it, nice.

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[_] Anon 2997092
>> [_] Anon 2997107 I see someone did it after all.
>> [_] Anon 2997110 fell for it again, I should stop browsing /f/ on my tv
>> [_] Anon 2997125 i expected it. I clicked it anyway. still jumped. why do i do this to myself
>> [_] Anon 2997148 >># >wearing headphones >wasn't expecting >didn't jump you even lift, bra?
>> [_] Anon 2997159 read first. click second.
>> [_] Anon 2997174 >># yup got me spooked again
>> [_] Anon 2997196 >Saw it yesterday, clicked it, didn't jump, was amused. >Saw it today, clicked it, didn't jump, giggled cus someone did it. Good jop boy.
>> [_] Anon 2997200 >># This, it's the middle of the night to.

File: very loud screamer.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2996094 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2996096 i don't know what i expected
>> [_] Anon 2996099 Well, you certainly didn't lie.
>> [_] Anon 2996100 thanks guy
>> [_] Anon 2996101 >tfw gonna repost this with a different name
>> [_] Anon 2996102 >># repost it as "the exact same screamer" people will still open it
>> [_] Anon 2996108 >filename is accurate SNEAKY
>> [_] Anon 2996116 fuck I clicked without even reading
>> [_] Anon 2996119 >2016 combo >Still jumping to screamers At least tell me some of you guys had your volume lowered on /f/...
>> [_] Anon 2996120 >># I don't know when my browser isn't at 10% at any point for my browser.
>> [_] Anon 2996123 well i didnt need sleep anyways....
>> [_] Anon 2996133 >># story of my fucking life right here
>> [_] partyhard !n21TE7QU8U 2996134 RiP
>> [_] Anon 2996148 Fuck you, OP, I put my volume up to 50% thinking you'd be a true /f/riend and post some shit with a misleading title. Further proof that OP is ALWAYS a faggot, even when doing "the right thing". And thanks for posting. I've never seen this before I don't think.
>> [_] Anon 2996156 >># Only fucking idiots open flashes without lowering their volume. Even non-troll flashes have their volume cranked up
>> [_] Anon 2996178 can't say i m surprised
>> [_] Anon 2996201 >># hey you, fuck you
>> [_] Anon 2996223 Reminder to turn on your sound card's loudness equalization feature or get some software that does it.
>> [_] Anon 2996226 >># fuck you leatherman
>> [_] Anon 2996228 >># took the words right out of my mouth
>> [_] Anon 2996230 >># it's leatherhead you cockbreath
>> [_] Anon 2996238 well you wasn't wrong
>> [_] Anon 2996244 Well, I don't know what I expected.
>> [_] Anon 2996245 >># It's leatherman, newfag
>> [_] Anon 2996253 >># >having a sound card
>> [_] Anon 2996256 >># >he doesn't have a sound card You some kind of pleb?

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[_] Anon 2976903
>> [_] Anon 2976904 I don't know what I expected.
>> [_] Anon 2976909 >># we live in such a world full of liars that i didn't believe what the filename said
>> [_] Anon 2976915 anyone else opened it for a 2nd 3rd time? I WAS SOO FUCKING READY
>> [_] Anon 2976917 Why did I open this?
>> [_] Anon 2976918 It is exactly what it says.
>> [_] Anon 2976921 ... I don't what I just did, in my mind "oh, some faggot rename a flash with the word 'screamer'" i was wrong
>> [_] Anon 2976923 I put my speaker volume-button all the way down and I still heard like a faint "EEEEEEEEEEEEE", lol
>> [_] Anon 2976925 why you fkn faggot
>> [_] Anon 2976931 That really hurt my ears, OP, good job.
>> [_] Anon 2976968 I was baited and outsmarted...
>> [_] Anon 2976974 i cant believe i fell for it

File: screamer.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] new version of breeding season 2941854 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2941858 Honestly don't know what I expected.
>> [_] Anon 2941859 Truth in advertising, folks
>> [_] Anon 2941861 lol no one has tried to post a jumpscare in /r/ in a while. Admit, mild surprise even with that shitty filename
>> [_] Anon 2941866 ...The filename made me think it was a porno.
>> [_] Anon 2941873 >># Proof I don't read the filename.
>> [_] Anon 2941876 where's the hentai op? I was promised hentai
>> [_] Anon 2941883 >># You were promised a screamer by a man named "new version of breeding season", I'd say you got what was promised.
>> [_] Anon 2941894 ayy lamo actually a screamer
>> [_] Anon 2941896 Seems that I've been bested fair and square. Well then.
>> [_] Anon 2941917 I.. must admit I didnt expect this. At all. Well played OP
>> [_] Anon 2941921 >[screamer] >''Ok then'' >Turns out sound >Opens >''What did I expected?''
>> [_] Anon 2941922 speakers destroyed
>> [_] Anon 2941978 Haha i read the name, didn't have time to think, clicked it only using muscle memory and got spooked out of my chair. Don't know what i expected in hindsight. You can subsrcibe to my blog on tumblr remember to upvote and subscribe.
>> [_] Anon 2941989 Am I the only one who automatically clicks on anything that has more than five or six replies in the comments? I read the title of the flash afterwards, with unfortunate results in this case.
>> [_] Anon 2942013 >># I clicked on it using muscle memory, wasn't scared, closed it, then realized what just happened I guess I'm just conditioned
>> [_] Anon 2942014 Where's the [H] part nigga? Fuck you faggot
>> [_] Anon 2942020 >># >blog >tumblr get out
>> [_] Anon 2942023 >># >not recognizing ironic shitposting
>> [_] Anon 2942036 >labeled screamer "there's no way this is a screamer " >it was a screamer I should start wearing a helmet

File: Noko Edit.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] For >># Anon 2930752
>> [_] Anon 2930757 I didn't even jump or anything. I just stared motionless and my heart started beating weirdly. Is this how your soul gets stolen?
>> [_] Anon 2930764 :(
>> [_] Anon 2930765 heh
>> [_] Anon 2930766 This is why whenever I come to /f/, speakers go all the way down.
>> [_] Anon 2930767 needed a little wake up
>> [_] Anon 2930773 For future reference, every time the flash >># posted is posted, I will post this again because I just really hate that shitty flash
>> [_] Anon 2930774 or you could not be a faggot
>> [_] Anon 2930776 Damn nigger
>> [_] Anon 2930777 >># But I'm OP, the massive faggot. Its the name of the game :^) Why don't you take a deep breath, calm down and check these trips?
>> [_] Anon 2930784 I'm immune to these. Better luck next time. Have some tunes though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ttGgIQp AUc
>> [_] Anon 2930786 >># That song sucks
>> [_] Anon 2930788 >># Never said it was good.

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[_] Anon 2918755
>> [_] Anon 2918765 Dam Dude
>> [_] Anon 2918766 lol!
>> [_] Anon 2918768 >># fuk
>> [_] Anon 2918774 broh dont do this ;__;
>> [_] Anon 2918776 ouch

File: Noko.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Noko Noko 2912317 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2912321 >># sage, you unfunny faggot
>> [_] Anon 2912322 come on everyone knows it's minus 8 koopa girl stop renaming it faggot
>> [_] Anon 2912330 Mah dick
>> [_] Anon 2912334 >having epilepsy
>> [_] Anon 2912336 I came
>> [_] Anon 2912341 >># /f/ should have one of those anime epilepsy warnings. Always browse /f/ in a brightly lit room and sit back from the monitor DA ZEEEEEEEEEEE~~~
>> [_] Anon 2912347 >># :^)
>> [_] Anon 2912348 I'VE BEEN TRIGGERED
>> [_] Anon 2912360 oww
>> [_] Anon 2912372 >># did you enter the damm thing? what a boner killer...
>> [_] Anon 2912373 Thanks for posting this. So fucking stupid how retards get off to masterbating to the same post every time it's posted instead of just saving the .swf fucking stupid ass cartoon wanking to faggots
>> [_] Anon 2912381 FIST ME
>> [_] Anon 2912399 >># Sage, this is as bad as posting the actual swf. bad anon. >># nice dubs
>> [_] Anon 2912401 tfw you forget to actually write it into the Options section and it bumps instead >># dubs makes it better though.
>> [_] Anon 2912433 >tfw I didn't get jumped what...
>> [_] Anon 2912452 Best edit
>> [_] Anon 2912456 >Screamer What year is it?
>> [_] Anon 2912458 >># This isn't porn. Post porn
>> [_] Anon 2912460 >># Still better than noko >># >using /f/
>> [_] Anon 2912461 I will view this swf every day so I become desensitized to it.
>> [_] Anon 2912463 srs niggers, the file size is always 186KB, it's gonna be that screamer.
>> [_] Anon 2912474 jokes on you, still fapped

File: kinder surprise.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2911878 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2911881 Eventually I'm going to learn to read filesizes first.
>> [_] Anon 2911883 >># you and me both
>> [_] Anon 2911889 Fuck me. >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 2911901 This screamer in particular has been posted so much, that I am immune to it I have transcended flinching I don't even blink anymore I just accept the chaos for what it is oh look, another screamer, whatever tl;dr make me scream asshole, try harder, where's your originally faggot
>> [_] Anon 2911902 I think I've seen this so much that I stopped being phased by this. lol
>> [_] Anon 2911909 >># But are you fazed by it?
>> [_] Anon 2911914 >># 3edgy5me
>> [_] Anon 2911918 youregonnaneedabigger[screamer]baitthant hat.jpg
>> [_] Moldy !!WQ0yIsJnn61 2911919 >># I should really learn to lower my damn volume on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2911921 >># My headphones where up a little, so maybe this lame decade old screamer is a plot from rouge hearing aid salesmen to cause people more hearing problems.
>> [_] Anon 2911938 reported
>> [_] Anon 2911940 I long for the day when real kinder suprises do this.
>> [_] Anon 2911941 >># No you won't.
>> [_] Encyclopedia 2911947 >Happy searching for forbidden content. >"Kinder Surprise" >Clicks >Fking Scream Why, why.......
>> [_] Anon 2911991 FUCK ME I CLICKED EMBED INSTEAD OF THE POST # FOR A REPLY, GODAMN.
>> [_] Anon 2911994 kek that was a surprise
>> [_] Anon 2912000 >># Same here, and i don't even expect it. My blood used to boil. Now i just calmly close it, and read comments.
>> [_] Anon 2912004 This kind of bullshit is why we'll never have webm with sound.
>> [_] Anon 2912005 op do your parents know you browse an adult website?

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[_] Anon 2911218
>> [_] Anon 2911223 i only have myself to blame for falling for that
>> [_] Anon 2911227 Didn't scare me but god fucking ow.
>> [_] Anon 2911233 tfw you have developed immunity to screamers
>> [_] Anon 2911239 >186 kb It's more recognizable by the filesize than the name
>> [_] Anon 2911240 mama
>> [_] Anon 2911241 R.IP. Ears
>> [_] Anon 2911242 A second time? You're literally cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2911253 >># I highly doubt that it's over yet
>> [_] Anon 2911256 >brushing teeth while clicking through /f/ >literally don't even stop brushing Why even bother? Just post that fat guy in the septic tank instead, at least that's still conceptually kind of gross.
>> [_] Anon 2911258 It's late. Just let me fap.
>> [_] Drokar 2911286 thank god i browse /f/ with low volume. all i get is annoying flashy lights.
>> [_] Anon 2911288 >># tfw you just click away and keep going on to the next flash like nothing happened.
>> [_] Anon 2911293 Is it sad that i expect a screamer on every link i post?
>> [_] Anon 2911295 >># I masturbated. Thanks!
>> [_] Anon 2911309 >># noted
>> [_] Anon 2911312 >># This. I've been here too long.

File: Noko V2 edit.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Get it while its hot Anon 2910551
>> [_] Anon 2910553 fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 2910554 Nice one! My favourite yet!
>> [_] Anon 2910555 Screamer.
>> [_] Anon 2910557 >182 kb
>> [_] Anon 2910558 >># Why would you lie to people? This is an amazing edit. >># Yes, it's very well compressed :^)
>> [_] ugh !6UEJSkGVOk 2910560 >># >># I haven't got got by a scramer in years. I used to check the thread, and file size religiously before clicking on anything on /f/ Seems like as soon as I let me guard down you fags bring this shit back.
>> [_] Anon 2910561 >># in all honestly who looks at comments before they watch it
>> [_] Anon 2910562 >># yep i always thought /f/ was above that shit
>> [_] Anon 2910563 God damn it. The one time I don't check the file size. Fuck you
>> [_] Anon 2910567 >># >># >># >># >># >># OP here, just wanted to let you know my sides are in fucking orbit. I am nearly crying right now. http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/news feed/000/861/554/307.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2910571 >># >http://i3.kym-cdn.com/ >know your meme looks like we've all been le tricked by this 14 year old! got me good!! xD
>> [_] Anon 2910572 tfw the music still started to play in my head
>> [_] Anon 2910595 >># Well meme'd my sir! I only wish I could upboat your glorious post! XD
>> [_] Anon 2910597 >># Were you triggered?
>> [_] Anon 2910598 >Tired as fuck >Haven't seen a screamer by years >Open file in a new tab I spend like 15 minutes staring at the flash like "... bruh" without any facial expression
>> [_] Anon 2910605 >># >DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL >DAMAGE CONTROL
>> [_] Anon 2910609 This thread is a petri dish containing a wonderful microcosm
>> [_] Anon 2910610 What is this picture of, anyway?
>> [_] Anon 2910611 damn, that's the first time in years a screamer actually got me. i feel young again.
>> [_] Anon 2910613 fuck, got me, nigger
>> [_] Anon 2910614 too high, to much hurt
>> [_] Anon 2910621 Got cancer from how stupid this shit was.
>> [_] Anon 2910622 >># It has honestly been awhile since I've seen a screamer posted on here.
>> [_] Anon 2910623 I honestly just set my volume to 2% every time I'm on /f/ Not because of screamers but the other loud shit you guys post here.
>> [_] Anon 2910625 how can any of you think this shit is scary? how can ANYONE find fucking jeff the killer scary? i just don't get it. it's not like this same flash wasn't posted yesterday and the day before that, either. jesus christ.
>> [_] Anon 2910627 >># IRON MAN is sorta worse in that regard.
>> [_] Anon 2910628 >># h8 m8?
>> [_] Anon 2910630 >># >you guys post here. triggered
>> [_] Anon 2910632 >># i actually just don't get why this sort of shit is scary. i'm generally a fucking pussy when it comes to proper screamers, but i've never seen stuff like this as scary unless you have headphones on at full volume, and even then it's mostly just a bit of a shock from the pain.
>> [_] Anon 2910639 2spooky
>> [_] Anon 2910640 weak
>> [_] Anon 2910643 /f/ gets trolled by a 13 year old simple eric

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[_] Anon 2909011
>> [_] Anon 2909013 oh boy what a ride to /2005
>> [_] Anon 2909014 i feel the love
>> [_] Anon 2909018 >># gg
>> [_] Anon 2909019 >># sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2909024 glad my headphones were around my neck when I clicked. >># lol'd. Sauce is boku no pico.
>> [_] Anon 2909033 Is it wrong I watched this for several minutes laughing manically whilst sharing at it's eyes?
>> [_] Anon 2909039 >># Whatever floats your 12 year old ass.
>> [_] Anon 2909054 >># staring
>> [_] Anon 2909056 Headphones on, bass boost and all. Got eem.
>> [_] Anon 2909060 10 years late buddy
>> [_] Anon 2909064 its sharpie!
>> [_] Anon 2909074 I was surprised but not scared... I open every goddamn flash expecting this kinda shit.
>> [_] Anon 2909075 Had just adjusted my volume and was hoping the next flash wasn't a screamer so I could see if it was a good volume. Well I guess it still told me that it needs to be lower but god damn.
>> [_] Anon 2909076 >># maniacally
>> [_] Anon 2909077 >Mocks spoonfeeders >Renames flashes
>> [_] Anon 2909081 got me gg
>> [_] Anon 2909092 >># Just for that I'ma spoon fed this faggot. >># Jeff the Killer
>> [_] Anon 2909095 >># Oh you...
>> [_] Anon 2909097 >># This tbh.
>> [_] Anon 2909099 fuck you /f/ youve ruuined me i cant even be scared by jumpscares anymore
>> [_] Anon 2909124 god minus 8 is so overrated, how can anyone fap to this?
>> [_] Anon 2909155 Oh no, its something we've all been desensitized to for 10 fucking years already. Got me again you glorious faggot.

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[_] Anon 2783079
>> [_] Anon 2783082 Expected
>> [_] Anon 2783088 2spooky4me
>> [_] Anon 2783090 Why do people do this?
>> [_] Anon 2783092 >># I hate you. I'm on drugs right now and that made me stop breathing for about 30 seconds.
>> [_] Anon 2783094 >># good drugs?
>> [_] Anon 2783099 I literally didn't even slightly inhale. Not sure if that's a good thing...
>> [_] Anon 2783103 Marilyn Manson is finally made a new video?
>> [_] Anon 2783136 >># >># Dude, I was just like, scared myself. Laughing and having a great time, saw "Get up Freddie" and now I need to piss. Goodnight Anons, it's going to be a cold bed in the morning.
>> [_] Anon 2783137 neat
>> [_] Anon 2783147 Well like,,, i clicked and well obama really shouldve raised healthcare in the childrens cafeterias at lunchtime when they go to bed. XD XD so random i cant even literally handle myself i'm such a new phag
>> [_] Anon 2783152 Nigger
>> [_] Anon 2783163 0/10 Wasn't loud enough
>> [_] Anon 2783164 oh fuck my pants
>> [_] Anon 2783194 >># Tasteless humor. These sort of vids taught me ages ago to keep the volume low on my headphones when browsing /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2783196 >># scary part is I dont even flinch anymore... what the fuck has happned to me.
>> [_] Dr. Anon 2783200 Came here expecting a commercial. Didn't twitch. Didn't flinch. Sorta stared for a moment contemplating man's place in the universe and just why this is a thing that people do to one another. Why do people enjoy jump scares, be it the one being scared or the one perpetrating the scare? Is it the thrill of an instinctual 'oh shit' moment followed by the 'the fuck is this?' and then the 'oh it's fake. huzzah' feeling? I just don't know, /f/. I'm going to take a nap.
>> [_] Anon 2783202 fuck ! got me
>> [_] Anon 2783203 2008 called, they want their boring trend back If you take links with sound from any site and with anything above 1% volume on your volume mixer, you are just retard
>> [_] docwellfish 2783207 I was frozen for 5 seconds, shivers were sent down my spine
>> [_] Anon 2783208 7.1 surround at 70% volume while hitting a bong. Didn't even flinch. Nice try, OP, nice try.
>> [_] Anon 2783210 I don't get it.
>> [_] Anon 2783219 Damnit OP I didn't even have a chance to put on my headphones. Kinda bummed I didn't get the proper jumpscare experience.
>> [_] Anon 2783225 Potato kinishes startles me more than this.
>> [_] Anon 2783227 goddamnit, i had headphones on and the volume turned up. image doesn't scare me anymore, but my goddamn eardrums...fuck
>> [_] Anon 2783232 >># God I hate screamer/jump scare stuff. It always kills me. >># I have to have the volume on 5 when browsing /f/ no matter what. Everything is always so fucking loud.
>> [_] Anon 2783241 Oh man, this takes me way back. Didn't jump, but you got a shiver out of me. I think my arm tensed and went for a weapon too. 10/10, reminded me of better times.
>> [_] Anon 2783250 Sanic is scarier than this shit

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[_] my canis lupus familiaris was revived today :) Anon 2752929 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2752932 >># The image isn't even scary anymore. Its just that damn screeching noise
>> [_] Anon 2752950 >># it never was
>> [_] Anon 2752953 >># didn't at all. home improvement did tho.
>> [_] Anon 2752954 >># >still posting le epin scream-meme in 2015 >not even making a new one you are the reason /f/ is shit
>> [_] Anon 2752958 Well shit you weren't lying
>> [_] Anon 2752964 >Not Home Improvement
>> [_] Anon 2753046 >># 0/10 literally doesn't even work anymore

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[_] Anon 2741969 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Laika !!KTTib/3h80k 2741981 Fuck You
>> [_] Anon 2741982 Bitch i didn't even shudder.
>> [_] Anon 2741990 >># BOY♂NEXT♂DOOR
>> [_] Anon 2741991 >># /x/ used to be fun.
>> [_] Anon 2742038 I dont think a screamer on /f/ has ever got me once
>> [_] Anon 2742055 The face just isn't scary.... just loud
>> [_] Anon 2742059 well at least he was honest... that really is /f/ in a nutshell
>> [_] Anon 2742071 >># Doesn't even scare me anymore 2/10 for your effort
>> [_] Anon 2742073 That face doesn't even bother me at the slightest youtried.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2742082 Isn't this from the GI Joe cartoon?
>> [_] Anon 2742112 >># fuck you you piece of shit
>> [_] Anon 2742118 >># >># >># >># >># okay niggers
>> [_] Anon 2742123 >># topkek

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[_] Anon 2705229
>> [_] Anon 2705233 >># 1/10 try again faggot
>> [_] Anon 2705259 Finally the day where muting my headphones before clicking a flash finally paid off.

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[_] Anon 2700967
>> [_] Anon 2700969 thx op
>> [_] Anon 2700972 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you
>> [_] Anon 2700976 >># 1/10 actualy woke up.
>> [_] Anon 2700977 >># fucking sage you idiot
>> [_] Anon 2700978 jeff isn't scary flashing screen isn't scary high pitched sounds aren't scary jumpscares in general are not fucking scary stop posting this cancer -10/10
>> [_] Anon 2700996 >># Then why did you make the connection with scary and this flash?
>> [_] Anon 2700997 >># inb4 damage control
>> [_] Anon 2700998 >># You son of a bitch
>> [_] Anon 2701000 Oh noes! You guys don't like my perfectly renamed flash? Some of you seemed so supportive of this idea yesterday :(

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[_] Anon 2672494
>> [_] Anon 2672497 oh no i got startled
>> [_] Anon 2672523 182 KB is the definition of this flash
>> [_] Anon 2672525 Got me.......
>> [_] Anon 2672528 How sweet someone tries to bullys other like this, what do you want to that a trophy?you failed a life if you find joy in hurtin others.
>> [_] Anon 2672530 you got me 6/8
>> [_] Anon 2672531 >># good call
>> [_] Anon 2672542 10/10 its ok -Mlg
>> [_] Anon 2672548 >># hurting others just adds to an already good life, though.
>> [_] Anon 2672550 >># <:^)
>> [_] Anon 2672552 Whoever made this flash should've increased the base volume. I thought there might be a screamer in here.

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[_] Anon 2668059
>> [_] Anon 2668062 Didnt even flinch anymore, thats whats scares me.
>> [_] Anon 2668063 >># I have the same problem.
>> [_] Anon 2668065 >># Hey OP, why is the volume on this so low? I was expecting a screamer the whole time.
>> [_] Anon 2668069 >># Same here.
>> [_] Anon 2668104 >># My eyes just forced back while i had my head on my elbow on my desk, just to prevent getting a seizure. I was barely shaken :\ >># P.S. OP ur a fegett
>> [_] sage 2668107 >># This is against board policy
>> [_] Anon 2668113 >># >186kb OP stop being such a stupid retard.
>> [_] Anon 2668121 >># Same. I have a headache now.
>> [_] Anon 2668123 Stale pasta
>> [_] Anon 2668129 You can't scare me anymore, Jeff. I've seen your soft side.
>> [_] Anon 2668130 I'm so fucking scared right now
>> [_] Anon 2668136 >># Goddamn, I'm giggling like a faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2668184 >># >2015 >Still using screamers Be more original.
>> [_] Anon 2668186 Ow it just hurts my eyes now

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[_] >every day on /f/ this board 2662730
>> [_] Anon 2662732 got me. Good job m8 8/8 would d8
>> [_] Anon 2662755 Really OP ? You dissapointed me. It wasn't even scary. NOT ONE BIT ! <sobs in the corner>
>> [_] Anon 2662757 It's like I want to be mad but I walked right into it and I know better. /f/, so much better than /v/
>> [_] Anon 2662774 stupid /f/ doesn't work the way it should I see jon again
>> [_] Anon 2662814 oof I haven't got got in a lonnnnng while
>> [_] Anon 2662818 im mad cause of the same not scary flash, be original m8 hueheuehuehe
>> [_] Anon 2662819 This flash has never been scary, it's just loud and annoying. That being said, I hate it.
>> [_] Anon 2662820 the only reaction this got out of me was me expressing how shitty it is
>> [_] Anon 2662821 >># Been awhile since I got got, should have looked at replies first damnit.
>> [_] Anon 2662827 >># I remember when people got banned for shit like this. Besides the point it's not even scary anymore. What ever happened to ironman? What ever happened to /f/ being good?
>> [_] Anon 2662830 >># that was just posted yesterday.
>> [_] Anon 2662841 And this is why to this day I browse everything muted, I've lost far too much hearing because of this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2662875 this was a failed attempt try harder next time
>> [_] Anon 2662936 I memorized the filesize, it's that jeff screamer isn't it?
>> [_] Anon 2662938 >># It shows as 186KB on the front page and 182KB in here...

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[_] My dog died today. ;cccc Anon 2661696
>> [_] Anon 2661703 fuck you op
>> [_] Anon 2661708 You just broke my 800 dolalr headphones. I'm calling the cops eventhough I doubt they can do anything to your third world ass you piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 2661709 >># >># >182 KB stop being a bunch of idiots
>> [_] Anon 2661711 >># I was wondering when someone was finally going to do this.
>> [_] Anon 2661733 >literally no reaction lol >># >check ips >this is OP samefagging You tried
>> [_] Gayben Virtua LLC [Sarge] 2661736 >Volume all the way up >*Click* >Literally no reaction OP please lurk more or kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2661748 >># You're the OP you fucker. I kill you your BR retard.
>> [_] Anon 2661749 >># 0/8
>> [_] Anon 2661821 >># hey fuck you OP just stfu
>> [_] Anon 2661824 >># >403*5 >Still using screamers Lurk more.
>> [_] Gayben Virtua LLC [Sarge] 2661834 >># >Implying I am OP >Implying you are not a huge fagot
>> [_] Anon 2661837 :c
>> [_] Anon 2661840 >># > 1511 + 379 + 107 + 17 + 1 > multiplying numbers > not even using prime numbers Go suck a fat one
>> [_] Anon 2661841 >># >leave your failed thread dejected >come back later >find your failed thread still here, and try to revive it with shitposting It was embarrassing the first time and it's moreso the second

File: CLlCK HERE TO SMlLE.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Click here to smile faggot 2658772 My dog died today :( Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] faggot 2658777 See this damn flash on here everyday.
>> [_] Anon 2658779 >># It's a sad world we live in.
>> [_] Anon 2658784 :)
>> [_] Anon 2658806 FUCK OP this actually made me smile LOL
>> [_] Anon 2658808 NICE
>> [_] Anon 2658809 No wonder your dog died today.
>> [_] Anon 2658819 >># I actually smiled I also didn't check that filesize
>> [_] Anon 2658872 >># can you check my dubs instead?
>> [_] Anon 2658885 >># Nice trips faggot. 7 fever.
>> [_] Anon 2658887 HAHAHA NOW WE'RE TALKIN'
>> [_] Anon 2658888 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2658889 Fuck you and your dog.
>> [_] Anon 2658894 I've seen this so many times I dont even blink anymore
>> [_] Javo 2658896 >># Nice quads. 4 pieces o' eight.
>> [_] Anon 2658897 Fuck you, I was looking forward to hearing the bird again.
>> [_] Anon 2658910 >># If you listen closely: this killed that dream.
>> [_] Anon 2658946 I can't even get mad anymore. I just get startled for a second and feel empty inside....
>> [_] Anon 2658972 >># kek'd but then realised that is true for me too and also sad
>> [_] Javo !!kuX0MQVfNOs 2658987 >># kek'd for the same reason and then again because of what you said and then again when I realized the same was true for me. triplkek
>> [_] Anon 2658992 >># kek'd and the cycle continued...
>> [_] Anon 2658995 If your dog hasn't died yet, I'll see to it that it does.
>> [_] Anon 2658996 YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>> [_] Not a fag ;) 2658999 >># His dog didn't REALLY die today
>> [_] Javo !!kuX0MQVfNOs 2659001 >># [keking intensifies]
>> [_] Anon 2659002 I get the spoop, but can we not have things so loud? I like my ears, fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2659003 >># Trips confirm OP's dog is a faggot.

File: weekend.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2615160
>> [_] Anon 2615162 Why I didn't check the file size is beyond me.
>> [_] Anon 2615163 4/10 Probably wouldn't startle again
>> [_] Anon 2615164 Pretty much what I expected.
>> [_] DMC !HYhdesertI 2615166 daily reminder why I keep my volume almost mute while browsing /f/
>> [_] Anon 2615167 FUCK. YOU.
>> [_] Anon 2615170 Stare at it long enough and it starts looking like a bad acid trip. Almost like it's coming out of the screen.
>> [_] Anon 2615176 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2615181 >># By bad trip, I mean a REALLY bad trip. I think I'm gonna have nightmare tonight.
>> [_] Anon 2615185 Funny how I wasn't even startled even though I thought screamers were banned from /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2615210 >># This. The one time I don't check file size.
>> [_] Anon 2615230 >open flash >yawn >close flash
>> [_] Anon 2615251 >># this. I've heard surprise loud noises so many times I am no longer effected at all.
>> [_] Anon 2615266 OPisafaggot
>> [_] Anon 2615276 I didn't expect it because there's usually no screamers. But for some reason I wasn't startled. What has /f/ done to me?
>> [_] Anon 2615281 wow, you sure are a master 9gag tr0ll, better watch out for this guy
>> [_] Anon 2615287 >># >imma gonna spookeh theese guys, them gonna get supa spohke!1 Please, remove yourself
>> [_] Anon 2615298 >># you must have a huge penis
>> [_] Anon 2615299 actually got spooked by this for once. took at least a half second before i jumped though. delayed reaction.
>> [_] Pissed off man 2615300 FUCKING NIGCA
>> [_] Anon 2615321 >># This doesn´t even startle me in the slightest anymore. The only feeling I get from it is slight annyoance because it isn´t something better..
>> [_] Anon 2615326 >># I didn muted, i go spooked. >A tripfag was smarter than me.

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[_] ot loli fun Anon 2566018
>> [_] Anon 2566019 thanks!
>> [_] Anon 2566021 I came buckets

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[_] go to sleep 2519676
>> [_] Anon 2519698 is only game, why u haff to be mad
>> [_] Anon 2519722 wow so fucking good to my ears
>> [_] Anon 2519741 simply ebin
>> [_] Anon 2519749 What the fuck Good thing I'm already up, but how'd i fall for that?
>> [_] Anon 2519764 my blood is sour now
>> [_] Anon 2519773 >># do you even try?
>> [_] Anon 2519776 I imagine having epilepsy
>> [_] Pencil 2519784 >># >># b0ring

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[_] Anon 2510757 Not a repost Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2510761 EDDDIIIIEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 2510763 Didn't even flinch...what is wrong with me
>> [_] Anon 2510766 fucking headphones man
>> [_] Anon 2510767 >># Fuck you OP, I had my dick out too
>> [_] Anon 2510769 >># Damnit, got me.
>> [_] Anon 2510772 >># I just went downstairs for some soda to stay awake and have headphones on at max volume thank you
>> [_] Anon 2510778 >># fuck that actually was spoopy
>> [_] Anon 2510790 All I could think was, "He wasn't lying.". Fuck man.
>> [_] Anon 2510804 >># me too. we have attained a new level of skepticism.
>> [_] Anon 2510805 >># >># goddamnit I meant this one
>> [_] BananaBoat 2510809 Fuck, this is always posted as soon as I've stopped expecting it. Now i'll be spooked for the rest of the night
>> [_] Anon 2510812 summer
>> [_] Anon 2510814 oh Jeff...
>> [_] Anon 2510845 FUCK YOU OP I WAS IN SKYPE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND NOW IM SINGLE
>> [_] Anon 2510848 my brother died of this, fuck you op
>> [_] Anon 2510858 well goodbye /f/ for a while...
>> [_] Anon 2510865 >># no reaction what so ever with earphones in too, this is getting old
>> [_] S_asha 2510889 BITCH

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[_] little pony carton :3 Anon 2465849
>> [_] Anon 2465850 heh
>> [_] Anon 2465858 k
>> [_] Anon 2465859 Sick.
>> [_] Anon 2465860 >182 kb Seriously, if you don't give the most basic of glances at a flash's metrics, you deserve to get caught by this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2465861 dammit you gave me a raging boner
>> [_] Anon 2465874 Saw the filesize too late....at least I braced myself
>> [_] Anon 2465889 fak i think i broke my headphones lol
>> [_] Anon 2465895 >># Hahaha you nigger
>> [_] Anon 2465900 I think jump-scare games have broken me. I didn't even flinch.
>> [_] Anon 2465903 >># That fucking feel...
>> [_] Anon 2465911 >># nice dubs also I know that feel too, heart didn't even skip a beat
>> [_] Anon 2465925 stop bumping this up
>> [_] Anon 2465926 i literally had my headphones on max and i just died, but i gotta say good one; TO THE HEART DOCTORS!
>> [_] Anon 2465928 >sage

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[_] Anon 2459838
>> [_] Anon 2459839 >># I didnt even blink
>> [_] Anon 2459843 >># are you me?
>> [_] Anon 2459845 This is why i always have my volumes so low when i come to Flash section...
>> [_] Anon 2459850 >># I was supposed to? hahaa...
>> [_] Anon 2459854 le ebin screamer meme /b/ro you really got me xDDD
>> [_] Anon 2459858 >># THAT WASN'T FUNNY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT. ABSOLUTELY INCONSIDERATE FOOL!
>> [_] Anon 2459876 I AM SUCKING ON SO MANY DICKS RIGHT NOW AND THIS FLASH MADE HALF OF THEM FLACCID YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED BE CONSIDERATE WOW OP
>> [_] Anon 2459879 >># bad time to be a fucking headphone user
>> [_] Anon 2459884 sent this to my entire skype contacts list. I pitty the fool that clicks on a 4chan link from me. Captcha: Black 404
>> [_] Anon 2459888 Can the mods start banning people for renaming flashes? Its fucking up swfchan.
>> [_] Anon 2459889 >># I laughed so hard, I've seen this TONS of times. Also the name is suspicious OP gets 0/10, but nice try
>> [_] Anon 2459895 >># I should really start reading the comments sections first. goddamn.
>> [_] Anon 2459914 this shit never gets me for some reason i feel like i'm missing out
>> [_] Anon 2459922 I always open flashes on a separate tab so the visuals scares don't bother me. The only problem with screamers aside from flashing lights and mild jump from massive audio spike, is the fear that they will bust my headphones someday.

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[_] Anon 2433028 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2433032 >># wait-MOOT!?
>> [_] Anon 2433034 cute
>> [_] Anon 2433059 Hmm... I see.... Well, looks like we have to go to the hospital; start scheduling chemotherapy sessions. It seems that we have been afflicted with.... the cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2433084 /F/uck you
>> [_] Anon 2433085 Not even phased bro...try harder
>> [_] Anon 2433115 I blinked
>> [_] Anon 2433116 i didnt even stop fapping
>> [_] Anon 2433123 Look /f/, I'm drunk, I keep clicking on this, I keep getting my ears blasted, I'm so glad this exists, Because it reminds me, I'm alive, To feel the pain.
>> [_] Anon 2433124 >># haha le funny edge man good poem
>> [_] Anon 2433126 Looks like I'm not sleeping. For a while. Thanks anon. That was right in the nads.
>> [_] Anon 2433132 >># Props to you
>> [_] Anon 2433137 >want to fap >go to /f/ because most porn sites are lacking these days >click on first thing that has [P] or [H] tag without even reading it >screamer ow >read actual title after closing Would've known it was a screamer if I was actually paying attention -.-
>> [_] Anon 2433140 as soon as i clicked it i kinda already knew what was coming...
>> [_] Anon 2433169 was kinda funny
>> [_] Anon 2433174 “Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers.” -Socrates

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[_] Anon 2375514 fluttershy pounding
>> [_] Anon 2375530 thx op i cum on cat and she hiss at penis

File: me_lo_rin.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Anime)
[_] YUKARI FRIDAY~ Anon 2371088
>> [_] Anon 2371091 what's up with the white bars and shitty quality cmon

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[_] Anon 2365254
>> [_] Anon 2365255 pathetic attempt 1/10 would not open, did not open.

File: screamer.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] turn up the volume or it wont work Anon 2360920 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2360932 NO
>> [_] Anon 2360940 I don't know what I expected.
>> [_] Lemur-kun !o5tbkzPCnA 2360953 Sauce? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>> [_] Anon 2360999 >mfw I clicked on it with max volume for no reason in particular
>> [_] Anon 2361038 I was kinda hoping for the boogie boogie boo one.
>> [_] Anon 2361120 so is it really a screamer?
>> [_] Anon 2361130 >># no just turn up your volume

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[_] Anon 2359491
>> [_] Anon 2359494 >186 kb Nice try.
>> [_] Anon 2359496 >># Oh that's alright, I wasn't really trying.
>> [_] Anon 2359498 congrats, you just showed me that my "safe audio level" wasn't safe at all...
>> [_] Anon 2359501 >># >I-It's not like I was trying or anything! B-b-baka!!!
>> [_] Anon 2359502 not cool bro
>> [_] Anon 2359504 OH MAI HEART!!!! Just kidding. Pathetic attempt. 2/10
>> [_] Anon 2359547 >># haha faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2359552 >># I was hoping for something that would be at least mildly amusing. I was very disappointed.
>> [_] Anon 2359563 >># You call this shit a jump scare? I didn't even throw my laptop into the wall out of fear. 3/10 for using shit that hasn't seen use in a fair amount of time.
>> [_] Anon 2359568 I'll check this every time until it's real. I hope Zone is working on it.

File: Spongibobu.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Japanese)
[_] Anon 2350505 aids
>> [_] Anon 2350507 Sound was up. Not even a flinch. Nice try, OP, this shits too old to scare anymore anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2350513 good for you
>> [_] sage sage 2350516 Nope. I've seen too many screamers. I don't even look at the file size anymore. They don't affect me. However, enjoy your ban anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2350520 Good.

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[_] Anon 2346194 spongy
>> [_] Anon 2346196 This cartoon really went downhill.
>> [_] Anon 2346197 >># drain bamage. tahnks
>> [_] Anon 2346202 damn, was hoping for the daily dose
>> [_] Anon 2346203 >># Honestly, I've seen that so many times that i don't even flinch any more and my volume was pretty fucking high.
>> [_] Anon 2346204 hello heart rate
>> [_] Anon 2346227 >># I hear ya. It doesn't take long on /f/ to become desensitized so this sort of thing.

File: Spongibobu.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Porn)
[_] Anon 2344130 spongy
>> [_] Anon 2344135 Nice try, fool!

File: Jailbait.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Porn)
[_] Anon 2343118 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2343121 How new and exciting.
>> [_] Anon 2343122 I was eating porridge at the time. Obviously nothing happened because I've seen anne.jpg 100 times now. where do you think we are?
>> [_] The Admiral !a3Xv6FRGN2 2343123 I was not expecting that. I'm usually jumpy but I wasn't even a little jarred. I think this place is desensitizing me.
>> [_] Anon 2343126 I wish this shit would stop. It's not even scary. My reaction upon opening this was "stupid of me for not checking the file size". Hope I didn't wake anyone up.
>> [_] Anon 2343127 sucks to be you; I forgot to turn on my mixamp
>> [_] Anon 2343181 Hmmm, I'm conflicted about my erection now...
>> [_] Anon 2343202 i've got use to this jumpscare
>> [_] Anon 2343205 Well that was silly. I open this up, see the face, and flash player crashes. Bravo, anon, you jump-scared my fucking browser.
>> [_] Anon 2343220 Yawn. I should really remember to check the file sizes but I can't be bothered when it's such repetitive tripe.
>> [_] Anon 2343231 Why in the morning, what are you Russian?
>> [_] Anon 2343234 Why do people think this is scary or anything? All I thought when I opened it was "why"
>> [_] Anon 2343236 musik volume on 2 % always when i watch flash xD you mad noob ? ^^
>> [_] Anon 2343273 Why are we here? Just to suffer?
>> [_] Anon 2343282 silly OP, you need to get the viewer intensely focused on the screen before the jump scare happens. Try the beginning of a porn scene then do a cut to this next time for better results!
>> [_] Anon 2343298 >># Too much work.
>> [_] Anon 2343307 I think i am starting to loose my feelings, i only felt adrelaline rushing to my arms, didnt react more than that

File: ZONE - Ryuko.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2338533 Zone's new masterpiece
>> [_] Anon 2338537 >186KB Nigga who you think you foolin?
>> [_] Anon 2338538 >># Me.....jerk!
>> [_] Anon 2338541 first time in forever i loose to such trickery
>> [_] @Non 2338544 >># lol was tired and it woke me up. Don't know if I should be happy or angry. Well I want to thank you, I guess. & hope you get ban
>> [_] Anon 2338547 >># long time no screamer and but hurt bitch much?
>> [_] Anon 2338548 >># Are you new here?
>> [_] Anon 2338550 Jokes on you, I use the catalog
>> [_] Anon 2338552 Had my mouse hovering over the X in advance. Only took half a second but it still got me a little bit. Nothing too clever though. 4/10. OP is a faggot.

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[_] Anonymus 2332497
>> [_] Anon 2332500 Go to sleep.
>> [_] Anon 2332501 Didn't look at the file size, but I've seen it too many times to get scurred. Made my heart skip a beat though, I'll give you that.
>> [_] Anon 2332512 >># how is that even possible.to see a screamer that many times. I mean im the same, didn't even flinch remotely
>> [_] Anon 2332515 its 2am, dipshit
>> [_] Anon 2332516 Had my headphones on at full blast lol you got me
>> [_] Anon 2332563 lol im not even scared and im high as shit.
>> [_] Anon 2332567 haha that will teach me to have my speakers on 100%
>> [_] Anon 2332569 I have literally clicked on this four times in the last hour while just randomly browsing around. I fucking hate myself.
>> [_] Anon 2332576 it's 13:34 still got scared tho
>> [_] Anon 2332579 my hands are shaking

File: computer.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Anime)
[_] Anon 2329587
>> [_] Anon 2329604 ugh. This almost blew out my headphones.
>> [_] Anon 2329609 I'm so happy this wasn't on top of the board. When I opened the first flash, I noticed that my sound settings were too high.
>> [_] Anon 2329614 I just fell for the trap
>> [_] Anon 2329624 unexpected
>> [_] Anon 2329644 aught off my guard,wp.
>> [_] Anon 2329666 >># ow fuck
>> [_] Anon 2329678 >tfw i had my speakers muted because i was recently looking at porn flashes lel
>> [_] Anon 2329683 i expected nothing less 4chan
>> [_] Anon 2329687 catalog.neet.tv/f/ There you go, newfags.
>> [_] Anon 2329689 Only my ears were harmed and not my motherfucking eyes.
>> [_] Anon 2329706 This should be a bermapannable offense
>> [_] Anon 2329710 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >not expecting something like this from a 186KB flash boy, there sure are lots of niggers here today
>> [_] Anon 2329736 oh, look, a screamer this is nothing i have ever seen before
>> [_] Anon 2329766 >># that is the game in american politics and you just fell for the trap
>> [_] Anon 2329769 >># predicted on filesize
>> [_] Anon 2329801 i had to lough cuze i have always my sound on 2 % xD

File: top lel.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] /f/avorites Anon 2291600
>> [_] Anon 2291603 I was legitimately creeped out from looking into the Uboa, however, this swf is not creepy.
>> [_] Elrem 2291609 fuck you
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 2291617 Am i hallucinatiing or there's something when the picture turns black
>> [_] Anon 2291618 >># I am so used to this shit that i don't even flinch anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2291624 Fuck that caught me off guard
>> [_] Anon 2291627 that feel when I just woke up and forgot to look at file sizes
>> [_] Anon 2291630 >># >are you saying that I'll be able to look at the file sizes? >no, what I'm saying Anon, is when you are ready you won't have to check the file sizes
>> [_] Anon 2291680 >># word
>> [_] Anon 2291707 >># double word
>> [_] Anon 2291724 Huh... normally I would have been scared, but I was only mildly surprised.
>> [_] Anon 2291725 i was just getting ready to get up to pee, cuz my bladder was exploding. but now i dont need to get up.
>> [_] Anon 2291728 Fuck. You. OP.
>> [_] Anon 2291737 >># muh epix scares xDDD
>> [_] Anon 2291744 Wowza haven't seen that in a while. enjoy your ban
>> [_] Anon 2291747 >># I actually laughed. Lel indeed.
>> [_] Anon 2291749 >># AS far as I can tell, it's just the same image, but in negative and displaced a bit. It's only 2 frames, you can pause-buffer.
>> [_] Anon 2291758 Didn't even flinch you goddamn faggot I win you lose
>> [_] Anon 2291773 damn been a long time hahaha, you got me.
>> [_] Anon 2291783 The only reason these things annoy me is because my roomates come in and say "oh man he got, lololololol he got you, absolutely pwned" then goes back to COD. You make me speak to my roomates, anon. And that's why I hate you.
>> [_] Anon 2291786 >># Feels bad man, what has become of us:(
>> [_] Anon 2291787 >># >browsing /f/ with someone around are you sick?
>> [_] Anon 2291799 >All these people no using the catalog
>> [_] Anon 2291804 Well I'm awake now.

File: vip.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2287487 nope
>> [_] Anon 2287489 >># 3/10, weird name and low filesize (spoiler: screamo)
>> [_] sage sage 2287496 sage Why would you post that?
>> [_] Anon 2287512 Have a link to the real vip.swf http://vip.aersia.net/vip.swf
>> [_] Anon 2287515 >># Hell, have a link to the mellow playlist as well. Might be more appropriate after what the OP posted. http://vip.aersia.net/vip-mellow.swf
>> [_] Anon 2287531 sauce on audio? i've always wondered
>> [_] Gen 3 > 全部 Anon 2287547 >># >not using any music from best gen WHERE THE FUCK IS MY R/S/E/COL/XD YOU FUCKING PLEB
>> [_] Anon 2287548 I don't think anyone actually jumped to this. 0/10
>> [_] Anon 2287555 >># >trumpets Yeah, no.
>> [_] Anon 2287567 now if you could get the head to; in a way turn side to side, the horifcation would be just about complete....

File: Zone muki loop.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Zone's Flash of Muki *NSFW* louise !hHgAz2jbpw 2250610
>> [_] Anon 2250614 Pretty exciting specially when she screams
>> [_] Anon 2250617 >186 kb >"sure why not"
>> [_] Anon 2250618 >186kb
>> [_] Anon 2250619 Huh. A new picture and sound at least would be nice.
>> [_] Anon 2250621 0/10 Didn't even flinch.
>> [_] Anon 2250622 Oh look. It's a screamer. I remember back in 2007 when people were actually bothered by these.

File: Zone muki loop.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] louise !hHgAz2jbpw 2247241 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2247243 hot
>> [_] Anon 2247245 c'mon, man
>> [_] Anon 2247248 I'm too in-tune with the internet for this to affect me.
>> [_] Anon 2247252 fuck, i didn't even blink...
>> [_] Anon 2247256 >tripfaggots
>> [_] Anon 2247259 If I see you, I'll get you.
>> [_] louise !hHgAz2jbpw 2247263 >># >anonfaggots
>> [_] Anon 2247266 11/10 did fap
>> [_] Anon 2247281 That feel when this doesnt even affect you anymore
>> [_] Anon 2247282 That's annoying or not interesting.
>> [_] Anon 2247284 >># >2rustled4me
>> [_] Anon 2247285 Was in the other tab, so that failed. If you edit an actual zone flash to do that while they're in the middle of fapping, that would be hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 2247288 >># Someone needs to do this.
>> [_] Anon 2247301 >># Should do it with one of those terrible MnF games
>> [_] Anon 2247302 oh god my speakers
>> [_] Anon 2247308 >Instinctively turn down volume for lame hentai noises >Still get image >I just stare at it Man, even screamers do not get me anymore. I feel cheated.
>> [_] Anon 2247311 I was so ready to fap that I just fapped to Jeff instead, mentally picturing myself fucking his eyeball. I really have no standards.
>> [_] Anon 2247335 Well, I actually twitched, so I guess you can chalk this up as a success for you.
>> [_] Anon 2247346 >># No you didn't. Go back to 9gag.
>> [_] Anon 2247362 the face isn't even scary and if the sound wasn't earrapey wouldn't even be affected. screamers are losing their touch.
>> [_] Anon 2247367 Fuck. I don't know how to play this, is she supposed to give a blowjob or something I tried to use TAB and got nothing
>> [_] Anon 2247369 >># I for one hate screamers because anything intended to be scary creeps me out
>> [_] Anon 2247374 >># a few more screamers on /f/ should cure you of this. In the end they're just images on the screen they can't hurt you.
>> [_] Anon 2247389 FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 2247409 >182kb file >you best be joking nigger >falling for this shit >2014
>> [_] Anon 2247416 Jokes on you the sound was delayed
>> [_] Anon 2247420 I hate screamers. I especially hate this one in particular. That being said, I somehow didn't jump at it...i need to stay off of 4chan for a bit, I'm getting desensitized.
>> [_] Anon 2247426 The only thing jeff has ever killed is my boner
>> [_] Anon 2247430 >># Or so you think.

File: not-potato-knishes.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] i swear its not Anon 2227698
>> [_] Anon 2227701 Pleasantly surprised it wasn't potato knishes. Also ive been surfing /f/ since at least 2008, i didnt even twitch.
>> [_] Anon 2227705 >># kudos to you, i still have to mute my pc just to upload it

File: screamer.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Screamer Anon 2226346 It's a screamer.
>> [_] Anon 2226361 I don't know why I opened it and didn't expect a screamer.
>> [_] Anon 2226369 I don't know what I expected
>> [_] Anon 2226373 i expected a screamer, got a screamer, thanks anon.
>> [_] Anon 2226378 REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY
>> [_] Anon 2226381 Newfags
>> [_] Anon 2226413 >># >buzz words make me look like a oldfag
>> [_] Anon 2226416 but why would you post this?
>> [_] Anon 2226418 >># to provide what was promised of course.
>> [_] Anon 2226436 thanks for being honest
>> [_] Anon 2226440 Something is actually exactly what it advertises? What is /f/ coming to?

File: russian children's nudist colony.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Porn)
[_] Tachiban !!HoTjOvroLGZ 2218020
>> [_] Anon 2218026 Yeah not clicking that, I'm not about to get v&
>> [_] Anon 2218034 >># I gotta shamefully admit I fell for it. There goes what little time I had to sleep. Thanks.
>> [_] Anon 2218043 hot.
>> [_] Anon 2218044 2spoopy
>> [_] Anon 2218046 Knew it couldn't be true but still clicked. What has become of me
>> [_] Anon 2218047 >># >># >># >># HAHA you guys still are scared by jeff? ahh i remember when i was a newfag, oh the memories of extreme fear and lack of sleep, now its only a video that makes me laugh
>> [_] Anon 2218049 >># I'm just mad that it probably woke somebody up in my house that was trying to sleep. Fucking asshole.
>> [_] Anon 2218051 Still fapped
>> [_] Anon 2218054 >># stop being a pussy then and use your head phones
>> [_] Anon 2218058 >># Nah, man. My headphones are uncomfortable as shit. They're those new Apple ear buds. They're fine for an hour or two, but after that they just ache like hell.
>> [_] Anon 2218067 Fuck you m8.
>> [_] Anon 2218070 >># true dat man lol
>> [_] Anon 2218097 >># seriously OP stop using your trip if you want to scare people
>> [_] Anon 2218101 >># >using any Apple product for any reason ever Why?
>> [_] Anon 2218104 why didnt i check the filesize, i should be prepared for this
>> [_] Anon 2218113 I swear to god I've seen this so many times that it hardly effects me anymore. I just barley moved my head back a little. First time I saw it my fucking skin melted off.
>> [_] Anon 2218127 >># I've been here for like 4 years and whether it be jeff or smile.jpg shit gets me every single time only difference is I don't jump anymore but my hairs still stand on end
>> [_] Anon 2218133 >># Nobody who has been here for four years can fuck up their grammar as thoroughly as you just did.

File: GuessWho.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Its someone you know, very well Anon 2186104
>> [_] Anon 2186107 nigger. nigger nigger NIGGER. the SECOND before it loaded i realized what I clicked on. Son of a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2186111 >># d-d-d-dumbfuck
>> [_] Anon 2186112 >># Whoa. Uncalled for dude. . .
>> [_] Anon 2186113 Go shove a spike up your dick
>> [_] Anon 2186121 come on guys. its 182 kb long, what did you expect?
>> [_] Winged Kitsune 2186122 Screamers really have no effect on me, sorry to say. Comes from watching horror movies since age 7.
>> [_] Anon 2186126 >># I'm pretty sure I'd be afraid of you because of how big you are.
>> [_] Anon 2186129 >># In real life, that is.
>> [_] Anon 2186135 I fuckin' called it.
>> [_] Anon 2186173 shit the one day i forget to turn my volume down on f and just casually click out of boredom.
>> [_] Anon 2186176 Why did I wear headphones tonight.
>> [_] Anon 2186177 I still manage to fall for this, I need more training
>> [_] Anon 2186181 really gave me the freaks heart still pounding this is why i hate flash
>> [_] Anon 2186182 It just doesn't even faze me anymore...
>> [_] Anon 2186185 Here I was expecting potato knishes.
>> [_] Anon 2186188 How do you fucks falling for this not check file sizes by now?
>> [_] Anon 2186199 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCC CCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2186202 Man the one night I decide not to check sizes, shit was so loud I could clearly hear it from my headphones hanging on the wall
>> [_] Anon 2186204 >># Lesson learned. I really don't need this shit before going to bed.
>> [_] Anon 2186205 Nah, you get use to it. It was a nice try OP.
>> [_] Anon 2186206 I actually like this.
>> [_] Anon 2186211 i smiled right back. i like that faggot look on his face. makes me smile.
>> [_] Anon 2186216 You got me OP. You've finally got me. Congratulations!
>> [_] Anon 2186219 i have grown desensitized to this
>> [_] Anon 2186221 can you not please
>> [_] Anon 2186224 i only casually jump at this, you need to post something original. nice try though
>> [_] Anon 2186226 >># ME TOO!
>> [_] Suck a bag of dicks fuckyou 2186229 YOU NIGGER FAGGOT AHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 2186230 >># >Long That... doesn't sound right.
>> [_] Anon 2186250 5spooky7me
>> [_] Anon 2186254 >># You should have learned how to take precautions like taking off headsets/headphones and checking filesizes when browsing /f/ by now. 3/10, needs work.
>> [_] Anon 2186261 >Clicking flashes down the row without even looking at names >open this shit up >refresh page and randomly click this shit again on accident I'm upset
>> [_] Anon 2186263 this wasn't even scary screamers are only scary if there's something else that makes you concentrate or whatever
>> [_] Anon 2186267 You know after Sanic Hedghog, screamers don't affect me anymore at most make me laugh. Just give me a headache if they're really loud like this one. Thank you 0nyxheart, you've improved my life. Rest In Piece.
>> [_] Anon 2186276 The number 1 rule of /f/ is to keep your volume low.
>> [_] Anon 2186277 should've seen that coming
>> [_] Anon 2186279 at least Im awake now
>> [_] Anon 2186281 im disappointed this isn't dolphin sex
>> [_] Anon 2186282 >># redtube shit like the 8kb one
>> [_] WMB 2186289 goddamn it the first time i haven't seen a screamer in like four months and then boom
>> [_] Anon 2186291 Nice try kid, next time, try not to upload the overrated screamer because that meme can go suck a dick.
>> [_] Anon 2186298 >># I didn't know kilobytes are a measurement of length.
>> [_] Anon 2186300 >41 replies to a generic screamer i miss old /f/
>> [_] Anon 2186308 Oh Jeff, I don't even blink anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2186309 >># hey at least only 40% of it are people who are like "This does not affect me anymore. Pay attention to how cool I am" if anything that's an improvement good job /f/ but seriously stop falling for this shit
>> [_] Anon 2186316 Use yotsuba catalog, faggets
>> [_] Anon 2186321 You even can get sued if you do this in local websites of my country
>> [_] WMB 2186324 >># the fuck are you talking about. /f/ doesn't have catalog. i'm pissed because i actually looked
>> [_] Anon 2186346 >># Yes it does. http://i.imgur.com/rVtlBH8.png

File: GuessWho.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Guess who Anon 2170129
>> [_] Anon 2170144 Didn't even flinch.
>> [_] Anon 2170145 I've seen this screamer so many times it has lost all effect on me. 0/10
>> [_] Anon 2170147 WHO?!
>> [_] Anon 2170148 also available on 420yolo.com
>> [_] Anon 2170162 so suprize much scare many volume wow
>> [_] Anon 2170197 FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 2170235 My hearts thanks you i see the dead for 1sec, thanks motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 2170239 eh, made my heart skip a beat but not really scared, more surprised. 2/10
>> [_] Anon 2170241 made my nipple itch?
>> [_] Anon 2170246 You cleared my sinuses
>> [_] Anon 2170247 >># God dammit i fucking hate you, stupid fucking fag m8 i am epileptic and this shit almost gave me a seizure.
>> [_] Anon 2170250 Set up like this is only going to be seen by bored faggots who open everything on /f/, who are not only long-immune (>>#) but find your shit tedious and rank with newfag odor. (>>#) I echo both.
>> [_] Anon 2170286 >># Weird, mine too. Left?
>> [_] Anon 2170287 I only clicked this because I was told the 2014 godzilla teaser is up on /f/ and I got my hopes up. this shit has no effect anymore and I'm still gunna look for that fucking godzilla trailer.
>> [_] Anon 2170300 who
>> [_] Anon 2170305 >># It's not that interesting, but I'll deliver. Check the /f/ront.
>> [_] Anon 2170308 >># actually yes
>> [_] Anon 2170322 >182KB yeah I wonder what this'll be
>> [_] Anon 2170323 seen too many times... reflex to hit mute are getting better
>> [_] Anon 2170330 FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2170333 >># Ha
>> [_] Anon 2170343 I guessed correctly!
>> [_] Anon 2170347 IT ALWAYS FUCKING GETS ME XD
>> [_] Anon 2170354 Fuck me.

File: Zone muki loop.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Louise 2163206 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2163207 Aaaah, at last, waited for this for sooo looong...
>> [_] Anon 2163208 Jokes on you, I still came
>> [_] Anon 2163209 happy halloween
>> [_] Anon 2163211 too easy
>> [_] Anon 2163220 >># this is the one day of the year I'm not sageing this ONE DAY happy halloween /f/ <3
>> [_] Anon 2163224 >># well screw you then, I will
>> [_] Anon 2163239 my anus has never been tighter
>> [_] Anon 2163270 >># >implying I browse /f/ with anything but mute
>> [_] Anon 2163286 I came
>> [_] Anon 2163303 Boring...
>> [_] Anon 2163312 182 kb. Nope.AVI
>> [_] -((gvargiu))- 2163327 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UU...
>> [_] Anon 2163345 Hi Jeff. I needed something to watch after watching that Ring video.
>> [_] Anon 2163346 Happly halowen

File: Not a screamer.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] not a screamer Anon 2161538 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2161548 sleep my child
>> [_] Anon 2161549 I don't know what I expected.
>> [_] Anon 2161550 I feel lied to.
>> [_] Anon 2161553 damnit, i clicked it
>> [_] Anon 2161556 fug you
>> [_] Anon 2161567 y u do tis, op? ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2161569 T_T
>> [_] Louise 2161573 >not a screamer >belived OP
>> [_] Anon 2161574 0/10 wasnt spooked
>> [_] Anon 2161575 Holy shit I had my volume all the way down and still heard it at a decent volume.
>> [_] Anon 2161634 sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2161648 top kek OP
>> [_] Anon 2161681 lair !!
>> [_] Anon 2161683 BUT I TRUSTED YOU
>> [_] Anon 2161697 Somehow I still believed you.
>> [_] Anon 2161704 >># this also why, faggot I was hoping to be baited into something less obvious and gay
>> [_] Anon 2161705 You must be a comedian genius OP.
>> [_] Anon 2161713 HAAPPPPYYYY HALLOWEEN FUCKERs!
>> [_] Anon 2161742 WOW
>> [_] Anon 2161744 FUCK YOU OP
>> [_] Anon 2161763 stop feeding it and it will leave

File: snorkel twinkie barn.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] just rename it Anon 2152894
>> [_] Anon 2152899 >186kbs Not today nigger.
>> [_] Anon 2152937 >186KB >go die in a fire
>> [_] I am drunk as fuck 2152941 >># He fell for it. I can feel the ripple of your butthurt from here.
>> [_] Anon 2152942 You know I just go down /f/ clicking all of them good bye heatset.
>> [_] sage sage 2152950 >># Hope you're fucking happy. Fucking Faggot. http://eye.swfchan.com/search.asp?q=snor kel+twinkie+barn

File: HE'S_BACK.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Game)
[_] IN BLACK Anon 2145387
>> [_] Anon 2145388 WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME
>> [_] Anon 2145392 This is why I always turn my browser's volume down to zero when I go to /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2145399 I hope you die in a god damn fire.
>> [_] Anon 2145400 >># B-but... Gotta go fast..
>> [_] Anon 2145411 huehuehuehuehueuhehu
>> [_] Totallytrustworthyman 2145412 myeh heh heh heh
>> [_] Anon 2145414 This one's never scared me. Barely a jolt. I don't know why.
>> [_] = 2145416 >># Because it looks too fucking silly
>> [_] Anon 2145424 >># fucking this. when are you newfags gonna learn
>> [_] Anon 2145430 >/f/ in a nutshell
>> [_] !aaWI/nsBfU 2145440 this has to be the most annoying flash. 0/10 didnt even flinch
>> [_] Anon 2145447 bye bye headphones
>> [_] Anon 2145451 Minor annoyance to my ears..nothing more than listening to Justin Bieber. I'm glad you took the time out of your life to get some satisfaction out of the aggravation of others..if this was real life you'd get the shit kicked out of you. Try a little harder next time, you're acting like pewdiepie.
>> [_] Anon 2145455 >># Someones mad.
>> [_] Anon 2145458 Cumon, /f/ keep your spooky up.
>> [_] Anon 2145470 i wondered what happened to this guy
>> [_] Anon 2145473 If you look at his forehead the shadow looks kinda like a dick.
>> [_] Anon 2145487 >># >throwing out pop culture icons that you perceive as insulting to like or be associated with as a terrible attempt at proving how superior you are, not only to the pop culture icons, but to the person you have aligned to said icons I tip my fedora to you, my fine gentlepony. 'Tis a please to do so
>> [_] Anon 2145500 >># i middle mouse clicked, so it opened in a new tab, and played before i viewed it. you lost fag.
>> [_] Anon 2145510 >># And good day to you too, my good mare.
>> [_] Anon 2145527 >># there comes a time when youre just not shocked anymore
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2145547 You know, when moot had the link to that one guy who did the article on 4chan, within that article was a bunch of links to other articles, including where people from /x actually worked on finding the origin of this picture. Turns out it's just some photoshop of a bad picture of some autism girl, with dogteeth tossed in.
>> [_] Anon 2145551 >># >># >not keeping your volume on max at all times. >not living life on the edge.
>> [_] 2145596 >># yep, this level...
>> [_] Anon 2145599 I was promised a game. A SIMPLE GAAAMMME!
>> [_] @Non 2145602 >># why do you hate me?
>> [_] Anon 2145611 >># enjoy your tinnitus
>> [_] Anon 2145628 this one actully did'nt scare me
>> [_] Anon 2145634 >># A little epilepsy warning would've been nice though.
>> [_] Anon 2145641 >># tbh I was never sppoked by this. however, that one korean comic....

File: Rainbow_Dash_Hentai_Game.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2143992
>> [_] Anon 2143995 How do i get her to use the vibrator when she's in human form? I keep clicking the tool but all she does is finger herself.
>> [_] Anon 2143998 >182kb
>> [_] Anon 2144002 Try harder next time.
>> [_] Anon 2144005 Dayum.
>> [_] Anon 2144006 got exactly what I expectd
>> [_] Anon 2144008 >># I got exactly what I deserved.
>> [_] Anon 2144009 Like, its not even scary. They can put anything to show just have it be insanely loud and thats enough. Kind of like true god
>> [_] Anon 2144020 came to fap. pissed on my keyboard. nice jumpscare asshat
>> [_] Anon 2144025 Came and came and came some more.
>> [_] Anon 2144030 Lots of samefag here.
>> [_] Anon 2144032 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2144035 It's been awhile my dear friend..
>> [_] Anon 2144065 Double overlaid sound, 0/10 would not listen again.
>> [_] R.I.P Annoymous 2144067 R.I.P Headphones users

File: Rainbow Dash & Applejack.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Porn)
[_] I want the sauce of this Anon 2136646 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2136647 lel
>> [_] Anon 2136648 Google generic screamers or just resize the damn window.
>> [_] Anon 2136649 this ended better than expected
>> [_] Anon 2136650 oh my gambet l2 read the file size you faggots
>> [_] Anon 2136651 >># >># Dumbshits actually think OP wants the source
>> [_] Anon 2136653 Wow. its been a *LONG* time since one of these has worked on me. Congrats?
>> [_] doofaz 2136655 lol tricked me xD
>> [_] Anon 2136659 Aw yisss I just blistered my hoof from clopping so hard to this, thanks OP hope you get sauce /)
>> [_] Anon 2136675 i clicked to be mad as fuck theres more pony on here, then i saw this thing. glad i was wrong
>> [_] Anon 2136687 >># Is your sarcasm detector broken? You can get that fixed at Radio Shack
>> [_] Anon 2136708 I was hoping it'd be something funny but thank you OP, doing god's work here
>> [_] Anon 2136737 >># Radio Shack? "Fixed"? Go back to 1985.
>> [_] Anon 2136740 sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2136741 sent :)
>> [_] Anon 2136750 Opened it expecting something horrible... ...Went better than expected.
>> [_] Anon 2136751 you little shit with the bullshit shirt fuck you. XD
>> [_] Anon 2136758 annnnnnnnnd report submitted
>> [_] Anon 2136763 >># Faggot detected.
>> [_] Anon 2136766 >># Absolutely this There is good in the world.
>> [_] Anon 2136772 I expected the ponies, but it was a LE RUSE!
>> [_] Anon 2136791 >># >># >Butthurt faggot detected Fix'd.
>> [_] Anon 2136813 >># would you report if it were mlp outside /mlp/, which is also a rule violation???
>> [_] Anon 2136824 I actually had my speakers up really loud for...I can't remember why. You damn near scared my glasses off of my face from shock. Goddamn.
>> [_] Anon 2136870 >># >I have a broken piece of tech. >I'd better do nothing about it. >Getting things fixed is for pledians. >#nugrundypleds2013
>> [_] sage 2136878 people could spice things up a bit by using a different screamer. i mean, this only makes me freeze up for a millisecond before realizing its the same damn thing and i just slowly close the tab

File: swfchan- vip.swf (#103638).swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] Not a screamer. Anon 2109345

File: russian children's nudist colony.swf-(182 KB, 550x400, Porn)
[_] devoted entirely to children Anon 2106698
>> [_] Anon 2106706 didn't even flinch :)
>> [_] Anon 2106708 >># Holy shit just about to comment that.
>> [_] Anon 2106710 jeff the killer is just too old.
>> [_] Anon 2106711 i didn't flinch, i just froze up. i can't see out of my left eye now. OP, YOU DID THIS TO ME.
>> [_] Anon 2106714 >># you're the phag that triedto watch CP on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2106715 immune because catalog previews
>> [_] Anon 2106720 Meh, I was expecting something original.
>> [_] Anon 2106722 >># My Realtek integrated audio chip has loudness equalization and I turned it on. It works very well at nullifying screamers and boosting quiet Youtube videos. OP Status: #rekt
>> [_] Anon 2106724 >># Whatever it is labeled, it is not. If it is labeled CP, it will usually be a troll or a screamer...
>> [_] Anon 2106737 damnit
>> [_] Anon 2106742 >Title leads to expect something obnoxious and loud >turn down volume >old as fuck screamer loop >OH BOY! IT'S THIS AGAIN! >Stare at it for 30 minutes and just let it burn my brain to a crisp so I never have to deal with it again..... >EVER

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[_] Anon 2085953
>> [_] Anon 2085954 So relaxing.... Thanks
>> [_] Anon 2085961 These don't get me anymore, so I guess it was relaxing, I mean it wasn't not anything else.
>> [_] louise 2085962 Wow this is so fucking chill watch this if you are baked!

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[_] Anon 2055384
>> [_] Anon 2055388 I thought this got banned?
>> [_] Anon 2055390 boring and gay
>> [_] Anon 2055394 Kinda hope you get banned. Wasn't even scared. This shit is getting old. I'm just tired of summerfags and people trying to troll on /f/. There's content out there that is infinitely better than this and the person that submitted it.

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[_] Anon 2050707
>> [_] Anon 2050709 OP, I am dissapoint.
>> [_] Anon 2050715 well done shitface
>> [_] Anon 2050730 >># >182 Kb >9 naked men You are the shittyist troll iv'e seen in a while.
>> [_] Anon 2050742 you fuck nut I'm so used to screamers not being on /f/ that I had my guard down.
>> [_] You Cunt Anon 2050754 You cunt
>> [_] Anon 2050779 >># dohohohohodatslapsmeontheknee.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2050783 sage
>> [_] Anon 2050788 >># lurk more and learn how to SAGE. Newfriend.
>> [_] Anon 2050796 came here to fap. still faped
>> [_] Anon 2050799 >ruining 9 naked men with screamer didn't even flinch. I expected 9 naked men walking down the road, and had subsequently hardened my soul to any and all ill thoughts
>> [_] inDICted 2050818 >># You fell for the biggest Summer in Summerville.
>> [_] Anon 2050819 I'm immune to these things now, Though that was a good one

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[_] for those who forgot Anon 2041810 gotcha

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[_] Adventures of Mario Anon 2031196
>> [_] Anon 2031199 Screamers dont work when you use catalog :^)
>> [_] Anon 2031200 Oh boy A screamer flash epic /b/ro ur master trole 2013
>> [_] Anon 2031201 >># >Screamers dont work when you use catalog :^) This You fags really need to step your game up
>> [_] Anon 2031203 >># >># Top notch boys. Keep it up!
>> [_] Anon 2031212 >># how to use catalog on /f/?
>> [_] Anon 2031213 well my volume is always at 80% down when im at /f/ so no probs:3
>> [_] Anon 2031219 God dammit. . . I feel so new. . .
>> [_] Anon 2031222 Why do people post this garbage? Only works on newfags and was never funny
>> [_] Anon 2031226 have seen so much of this, so nice try.

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[_] Anon 2017624 Enjoy :D Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2017627 lelelelelele
>> [_] Anon 2017629 Find a new tactic. This flash doesn't even make me blink anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2017632 kinda scary if you watch it for a while
>> [_] Anon 2017634 Fuck you, I had my speakers turned up, asshole
>> [_] Anon 2017636 http://i.imgur.com/hTHr3Wh.gif
>> [_] Anon 2017646 Gotta love Mario.
>> [_] Anon 2017654 >># >2013 >having speakers turned up while browsing /f/ >costanza.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2017664 you cunt
>> [_] Anon 2017666 can we report and perma ban these people; this shit is so old.
>> [_] anonymouse 2017670 I had IG in the background, but when I saw file size, I got up to my screen and expected this
>> [_] Anon 2017671 >># you seem frustrated, /f/riend
>> [_] Anon 2017674 >># And you're a /f/aggot. Get hit by a bus.
>> [_] Anon 2017683 >># "Find a new tactic" YEAH WHAT WAS THE GIVEAWAY, SHERLOCK? THERE WAS NO INDICATION WHATSOEVER. Who am I kidding? This flash got you, and you're trying to act tough about on fucking /f/. What a STUPID fucking little boy you are lmao
>> [_] Anon 2017685 lol! I was hoping it would be the Do the Mario song. then i realized I was on /f/ and it was probably that one thing. I was right.
>> [_] Anon 2017689 >># lol y u so mad tho?
>> [_] Anon 2017691 >># lol y u so retarded tho?
>> [_] Anon 2017692 trisomy detected, actually who gets scared with this old shit and the knowledge of finding this kind of /f/aggots nowadays
>> [_] Anon 2017697 >># Oh wow, I didn't expect this! This may-may is always so funny, it scares me every time XDDDDDDDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 2017700 >Forgot to read file size. >Opened new tab with speakers off. >Forgot about it >Left to piss >Came back >"Huh? I don't remember that tab..." >Almost shit myself because I forgot I was on /f/ literally a minute ago. The first and only time this has actually gotten me. Jolly good show.
>> [_] Anon 2017706 I'm scared to go to /f/ anymore
>> [_] Anon 2017727 >># It got me simple because I just looked at the filename, and the description, and it seemed good to go. It's really that easy, and I'm not ashamed of it.
>> [_] Anon 2017739 This wasn't mario at all :( Let it be known that I was startled by Jeff tonight.
>> [_] Anon 2017740 I will kill you and your family
>> [_] Anon 2017742 >># >># Stop being a whiny summerfag.
>> [_] Anon 2017773 2scary4me
>> [_] Anon 2017780 >25 When the weather is hot.
>> [_] Reian !QHIVa3AIQI 2017783 I click on these fucking things so damn often that they don't make me jump any more. They do make me cringe, however, as even at 20% volume through my headphones it's fucking loud as shit.
>> [_] Anon 2017843 >># grow a pair and become a man
>> [_] Anon 2017846 >># Stop coming to 4chan, and become a man.
>> [_] Anon 2017847 This has more replies than OícheMhaith. SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAAAGGOOOOTS!

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[_] Anon 2012342

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[_] Anon 2008682
>> [_] Anon 2008687 Why?

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[_] Anon 2008678
>> [_] Anon 2008684 FUCK YOU
>> [_] sage sage 2008688 Sage goes in All Field, Didn't even Jump.
>> [_] Anon 2008691 The only thing that scares me about this is if it will break my $250 headphones.

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[_] Miku monday Anon 2006842
>> [_] Anyonmous 2006844 not scary at all and fu
>> [_] Anon 2006849 fucking douche bag
>> [_] Anon 2006851 You could make a miku version with a picture of her and some insanely loud garbled miku voice. Y'know, just to keep with monday and everything.
>> [_] Anon 2006855 You need to mask your screamers somehow, now that the catalog has thumbnails.
>> [_] Anon 2006857 god damnit. you have to remember that people wear headphones.
>> [_] Anon 2006861 >># >/f/ >catalog what
>> [_] Anon 2006867 >># The old one catalog.neet.tv/f/
>> [_] Anon 2006873 Don't forget to report~
>> [_] Anon 2006878 >># Reported for announcing report hue
>> [_] Anon 2006891 fuck you asshole im siting alone in my dark ass room and wearing bass headphones

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[_] music Anon 2000094
>> [_] Anon 2000119 >># >filesize
>> [_] Anon 2000120 >># wot
>> [_] Anon 2000124 pretty good. sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2000125 >># the original VIP has 45kB
>> [_] Anon 2000140 Can't hear shit cap't
>> [_] Anon 2000145 setting sail, coming home TT . TT i wasnt ready for these feels
>> [_] Anon 2000187 fakeng shit, am I allowed to report this
>> [_] Anon 2000190 Is this real life?
>> [_] Anon 2000194 >green greens everything is in it's right place

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[_] Anon 1995442 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1995450 screamer, always check kids!
>> [_] Anon 1995507 Even when i dont know if its a screamer i never flinch.
>> [_] Anon 1995511 Fucking shit cocks, i check every single one of these and then deside to click randomly. Just fucking happens to be a screamer after hotcp (which is also a screamer)
>> [_] Anon 1995518 >># no wait, loli dance mashup was the screamer.
>> [_] Anon 1995521 saved
>> [_] Anon 1995522 >># so you have slow to non existent reflexes, bravo
>> [_] Anon 1995531 >182 KB wow I wonder what this will be?
>> [_] J.C Denton 1995540 >># I've got nerves of steel.
>> [_] Anon 1995572 fucking hot op! Thanks!
>> [_] Anon 1995577 >># this, ive seen so many they dont do shit for me anymore
>> [_] Anon 1995583 Damn it. I was expecting to see naked children.

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[_] minecraft Anon 1990788 you know you do some of it Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1990799 Made me laugh
>> [_] Anon 1990804 Fucking screamers.
>> [_] Anon 1990810 wll im not tired anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1990818 Lol...try harder OP I clicked it and just smiled <3
>> [_] Anon 1990819 It's too god damn early for this -.-
>> [_] Anon 1990822 minecraft sure is a lot creepier these days i.imgur:com/QX4avLV.jpg
>> [_] Bob 1990832 .....4am God damnit anon
>> [_] Anon 1990834 >># >4am >not sageing >shig-WAAAAUUUGHGHGHHGHG!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1990836 The creator should have gotten the sound to load quicker, or first. I have plenty of time to open it, see the face, and close it before the scream starts.
>> [_] Anon 1990839 Son of a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1990862 Saw 182kb and turned my volume down all the way as I always do. Could still barely hear it.
>> [_] Anon 1990866 Saw this, didn't click. i.imgur.com/hiDrNdc.png
>> [_] Anon 1990868 i dont even get a boner for this anymore
>> [_] Anon 1990876 I was so tired the shit was in slow motion and I just watched it for 5 minutes.
>> [_] Anon 1990878 You're so funny and original, OP
>> [_] Anon 1990881 Hey guys, check it out. Depending on whether you start the video on a dark or light frame, the head will be either primarily black or white.
>> [_] Anon 1990887 What's the recipe?
>> [_] Anon 1990890 >># nice dialup
>> [_] Anon 1990991 Summertime is here
>> [_] Anon 1991011 well this certainly is something you should not be doing in minecraft
>> [_] Anon 1991061 O U
>> [_] Anon 1991063 >># >4:20AM here I know that feel anon
>> [_] Anon 1991086 >renaming flashes
>> [_] Anon 1991099 Hello, jeff.
>> [_] Anon 1991133 >># Is that some viewer?

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[_] Anon 1951779
>> [_] Anon 1951982 What was Tomitake even trying to do there?

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[_] Anon 1937623
>> [_] Anon 1937624 10/10, would fap again.
>> [_] Anon 1937627 Its funny because no one who would want this is so out of the loop that they'd fall for it.
>> [_] Anon 1937628 So hot
>> [_] Anon 1937632 fuck and i just watched an hour and 18 minute slenderman movie and now this shit
>> [_] Anon 1937634 182 KB, sure....
>> [_] Anon 1937635 evry tim
>> [_] Anon 1937649 why is it ever time I'm just a bit curious on what the fuck some of this shit is, my headphones end up max volume and i pretty much throw them across the room. My ears still fucking hurt
>> [_] Anon 1937650 lol 168kb NOPE!!!
>> [_] Anon 1937653 fuck lol
>> [_] Anon 1937654 >># whoops 182kb (my bad!)
>> [_] Anon 1937656 Dagnabbit, the one moment I don't check for file size, and it's this one.
>> [_] Anon 1937658 >># You know, after the very first time I fell for one on /f/ I always click on things with my headphones mostly off. I don't know why you keep trusting people.
>> [_] Anon 1937663 I think that guy is hot, who's him? trolololo
>> [_] Anon 1937665 yr fukd
>> [_] Anon 1937676 >># Where can one watch this movie?
>> [_] Anon 1937682 That doesn't sound like Applejack, therefore this demo is very poorly made.
>> [_] Anon 1937685 >># Sadly it don't look much like her at'll either.
>> [_] Anon 1937688 that made me fart.

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[_] New release Anon 1932149 Happy clopping! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1932150 dont phase me bro
>> [_] Anon 1932152 oh man I got spooked
>> [_] Anon 1932160 2sp00ky4me
>> [_] Anon 1932163 I'm incredibly stoned and now I have to change my pants. Thanks.
>> [_] Anon 1932166 :(
>> [_] Anon 1932170 these kind of screamers never work. everyone just opens them in the background and goes "oh, one of the flashes I opened was a screamer" you have to first lull the victim in with promises of something good and once he is concentrated on it, BAM
>> [_] Anon 1932171 >># >screamer >7:30 in the morning Are you thick?
>> [_] Anon 1932173
>> opens in new tab, volume low, because /f/
>> low scratchy static.. *closes window without looking at flash* better luck next time op
>> [_] Anon 1932174 >open in new tab you'll never catch me
>> [_] Anon 1932180 sheeiiitt.. first time in a while i jumped from a screamer. probs bcs i was unprepared and fuck tired as shit .. fuck you OP
>> [_] Anon 1932187 182kb you didnt even try.
>> [_] Anon 1932196 I've seen this screamer too many times for it to do anything to me anymore. I'll give OP one point for effort. 1/10
>> [_] Anon 1932203 le fuck you
>> [_] Anon 1932205 sigh...*zip*
>> [_] Anon 1932206 >># >proboscis i was unprepared
>> [_] Anon 1932207 my heart hurts, asshole
>> [_] Anon 1932209 this thing was stuck in my head all day, I'll admit you got me
>> [_] Anon 1932215 I already get used to it. I even started to enjoy that sound a bit.
>> [_] Anon 1932216 Oh sweet "open in new tab"
>> [_] Anon 1932217 2Kawaii4me
>> [_] Anon 1932271 Fuckin gets me everytime
>> [_] Anon 1932273 this sucks not even scary ...
>> [_] Anon 1932275 >Click link >Slight delay >Screamer >Stare at screen for like 5 seconds before closing the tab Weaksauce
>> [_] Anon 1932289 I always click the ones with the most posts and the screamers always have the most posts. Stop it.
>> [_] Anon 1932294 Come on. A screamer in the daytime? That's just weak, OP.
>> [_] Anon 1932315 screamer in the morning...wtf that doesn't phase anyone.
>> [_] Anon 1932322 Joke's on you OP I came buckets!
>> [_] Anon 1932323 >182kb lel
>> [_] Anon 1932325 seen that soo many times that i didnt even blink...

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[_] Zeitgeist Movement! Anon 1921158
>> [_] Anon 1921160 need more of this!
>> [_] Anon 1921163 >># that so fucking original, 1/10
>> [_] Anon 1921167 Ow ow ow.
>> [_] Anon 1921193 well i didnt jump., not this time anon >0/10
>> [_] Anon 1921198 I approve of this movement.
>> [_] Anon 1921200 >># >Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds...
>> [_] Anon 1921201 >wake up >browse /f/ >screamer first link >didn't even flinch >calmly closed flash 0/10 try harder
>> [_] Anon 1921203 reported
>> [_] Anon 1921210 I've seen this so many times...
>> [_] Anon 1921211 As an OP, I actually oppose the Zeitgeist Movement. I uploaded it to troll Zeitgeist followers/victims. Unfortunately, as you can see, that severely backfired.
>> [_] Anon 1921212 >># Jokes on you took off headphones when i saw file size lol
>> [_] Anon 1921234 I can count to potato
>> [_] Anon 1921243 >># There's only victim of the zeitgeist cult here. I didn't recognise the file as I've made mostly all the pro-zeitgeist flash movies that have gone onto /f/.

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[_] lol lol 1916304 Pretty cool Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1916314 Not again
>> [_] Anon 1916315 Fuck you
>> [_] Anon 1916320 >># Lol sorry :)
>> [_] Anon 1916322 i hope you die
>> [_] Anon 1916324 I knew what it was, but I clicked it anyway. Why do I do this to myself?
>> [_] You're a faggot, but you got me Anon 1916333 Techno Jeep.swf Sticking that next to vip.swf
>> [_] Anon 1916342 rofl
>> [_] Anon 1916352 got me hahaha
>> [_] Anon 1916356 > <200kb > whydidiclickthis.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1916360 >186kb Try harder faggot
>> [_] Anon 1916390 didn't even flinch what have you done to me 4chan i... i used to have emotions
>> [_] Anon 1916419 Ah, i was hoping for some julian smith. Nope, just a double mc shitpants with an XL piss
>> [_] Anon 1916420 That got my dick back in order!
>> [_] aww fuck 1916426
>> [_] Anon 1916427 xD
>> [_] Anon 1916430 The funny thing is i was just looking for picture of this for a gaming mod and i was saying this an't scary then i come here xD
>> [_] Anon 1916439 Here I am, trying to have a good time on 4Chan, and BOOM!
>> [_] Anon 1916454 First time you mother fuckers got me. Well played.
>> [_] Anonymouse 1916455 meh, I expected something just a slight jump, but no scare failed
>> [_] Anon 1916458 It's never even scary but it's fucking annoying how high the pitch is Why do people even think that shit quality picture is frightening anyway, it's always posted in creepy threads
>> [_] Anon 1916459 0/10 It's been spammed too much for it to have an effect anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1916473 OP still has to try harder
>> [_] Anon 1916489 I don't even care about the face, it's the god damn screaming that's ruining my ears
>> [_] sage sage 1916496 >># same here, also this should just be renamed, imminent replies Also, Sage
>> [_] Anon 1916506 I've become immune to this one over time.
>> [_] Anon 1916516 My knee tensed but that's it. I got scared by this one so many times that it no longer bothers me. Haha.
>> [_] Anon 1916518 Startled me , but the photo is old and ineffective.

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[_] 9 naked men Anon 1907773 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1907776 That wasn't amusing. That was just cruel.
>> [_] Anon 1907779 186kb We're to smart for that now. KNOW YOUR ULTIMATE DESTINY FAGGOT.
>> [_] Anon 1907780 hah. i can look straight at him... and fap.
>> [_] Anon 1907784 >># you like looking at 9 naked men...sad society we live in now sad, sad, sad.
>> [_] Anon 1907797 It was hardly surprising the first time, the 9000th time and it is just a mild nuisance.
>> [_] Anon 1907811 >># You can almost smell the middle school from here.
>> [_] Anon 1907829 >># wait what, didn't know middle school had a smell to it pedobastard.
>> [_] Anon 1907840 182kb not 5.17 MB Yeah totally gonna open it. For a flash I already have. and its heap_of_trouble
>> [_] Anon 1907846 every fucking time i see this, it HAS to be the middle of the night.
>> [_] Anon 1907847 >># thats the best time
>> [_] Anon 1907850 >186kb >Being this newfag
>> [_] Anon 1907851 1 NAKED SCREAMER JUST FLASHING ON THE PAGE CAUSE A HEAP OF REPLIES FOR ALL CONCERNED
>> [_] Anon 1907852 is anyone actually even startled by this any more? This got me back in like... 2002. I've been desensitized for years.
>> [_] Anon 1907853 3edgy5me
>> [_] Anon 1907867 >># Xion pls go
>> [_] Anon 1907939 >3 years in /f/ >never get caught by a screamer
>> [_] heaven heaven 1907946 >># I know I am not. This is just stupid shit. You hear that OP? This is childish stupid shit and no one thinks you are cleaver. We are annoyed at fucking most. GTFO

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[_] Anon 1903233 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1903234 10/10 I came and farted at the same time
>> [_] Anon 1903236 Nice screamer bro.
>> [_] Anon 1903237 amazingly that kind of is rarity.
>> [_] Anon 1903247 you're doing god's work son
>> [_] Anon 1903251 It's always the one time I don't check file sizes Every. Fucking. Time.
>> [_] Anon 1903280 could see it from a kilometer away.
>> [_] Anon 1903285 Okay. My heart is going about a million miles a minute. Nice one OP.
>> [_] Anon 1903288 nice job op didnt get me
>> [_] Anon 1903289 >># yeah op next time label it screamer and I'll click it (actually i would).
>> [_] Anon 1903291 >hentai >182kb come on people
>> [_] Anon 1903294 POST THIS IN /mlp/
>> [_] Anon 1903295 >># nice but you can't post flashes in other threads.
>> [_] Anon 1903297 >># link it. you know what i meant you devious bastard
>> [_] Anon 1903298 >># now your learning me boyo lol.
>> [_] Anon 1903307 wow, you guys always keep your volume up when you visit 4chan? expect everything.
>> [_] Anon 1903313 for some reason i thought i was hearing screamo and then i actually paid attention to the picture
>> [_] Anon 1903317 Fuck you, I was high as fuck, i ain't any more
>> [_] Anon 1903318 You little pissant op I clicked this shit to scare my dog, and he ran over and paw kicked me in the nuts. FUCK.
>> [_] Anon 1903329 >># Well done
>> [_] sage sage 1903332 Every time. Every GODDAMN time this happens, I check the file sizes for the next month, without fail, and the ONE TIME i ease up, here it is again. I'm tired of looking at this fucker, and I'm tired of him actually making me fucking jump.
>> [_] Anon 1903336 i fapped to this anyway
>> [_] Anon 1903346 I deserved that
>> [_] Anon 1903349 >not lowering your sound to 20% when on /f/
>> [_] Anon 1903352 i warned you about 4chan bro
>> [_] Anon 1903355 >># The one fuckin time I don't, I'm wearing headphones and I'm pretty sure my apartment neighbors heard me scream like a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1903374 Dangit bobby ,mah gat damngt ear drums. YOu really did something now I tell you hwhat. Damnit guy, no scares here, just painful eardrums. Good work, damn it.
>> [_] Anon 1903384 >># You turn your volume off for every single flash and turn it up only after you see it's not a screamer? My volume is already low, because every single flash on /f/ is annoyingly loud. I'm just pissed off, not injured.
>> [_] Anon 1903388 The thing about this image used to be that it looks kind of haunting and "other" if you look at it for just the right amount of time. Putting it in a screamer doesn't do much for the straight horror of it, at this stage you might as well make your screamer out of a picture of a pack of bacon, or a sticky note that says "Boo"
>> [_] sage sage 1903389 >># Don't give them any ideas! also sage goes in all fields
>> [_] Anon 1903392 every time >every >fucking >time
>> [_] Anon 1903402 I wonder what that water-like sound is... oh someone is trying to play something loud in one of my many tabs... Good thing my laptop is always at 2% volume since I open 5-10 tabs at a time before looking~
>> [_] Anon 1903410 I know its ironic to post this, but please.... Dont respond to these posts. The only thing trolls get out of this is attention. No attention == no troll please
>> [_] Anon 1903429 Slow internet so i saw it before the scream
>> [_] keoo 1903446 stupid fag sick!!! but nice work....
>> [_] Anon 1903451 >This must be a troll >Damn, it's real. >Alright, this must be a troll. Sure the size is- >Darnit. It's legit! And then this one came along and am I relieved that I was right once again!
>> [_] i am never coming back to /f/ chubbyatheistjesus 1903455 I yelled "GODDAMNIT" and my parents came in and asked what was wrong so i showed them and they looked at me like i was the stupidest person alive. I was so scared, i couldn't get my headphones off and my volume was at 100%
>> [_] Anon 1903457 Good thing I was looking at it while shitting cause it forced me to shit with a force of a thousand suns

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[_] Fun Anon 1885481 Fun if you know what i mean... Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1885510 And I was having such a good time. Before /f/ starts talking shit, let me just say, No, I am not acclimated to fucking screamers, but I do hate them just as much as you.
>> [_] Anon 1885511 another jeff flash?
>> [_] Anon 1885512 >># learn to file size
>> [_] Anon 1885531 >># Second fucking time I didn't check and got startled. Not a good night for me.
>> [_] Anon 1885606 Had my volume at half mast this time so it was not bad at all.
>> [_] Anon 1885616 This is starting to get very old -_-
>> [_] Anon 1885630 Same old screamer. Yawn.
>> [_] Anon 1885636 >># Same here man, I've clicked on this bitch twice with headphones on high volume. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1885704 The first one got me. not this one, every time it's the same story, > get caught > forgot to filesize > check filesize > don't get caught > 2 weeks later stop filesizing > get caught > ....
>> [_] Anon 1885705 there seems to be someone thinking hes pretty funny on /f/ tonight.
>> [_] Anon 1885711 thank you for that adrenaline dosage, will always be appreciated
>> [_] Anon 1885716 Feeding the trolls fellas? You know better. This is why we can't have nice things.

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[_] Anon 1881294 black ppl Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1881296 getting real fucking tired with this lame-ass shitposting...
>> [_] sage sage 1881308 sage
>> [_] Anon 1881327 faggot go kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 1881332 real edgy OP now when you go back to class on monday you can tell your classmates about your le epic trolling on le 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 1881333 I didn't even flinch. I just tiresomely looked at the flashy face, sighed, leaned on my left hand and closed the tab This scare is old, get something good.
>> [_] Anon 1881342 real? i kinda wanted to see the dance of my people.
>> [_] Anon 1881344 phew, for some reason i clicked that, but im glad it wasnt the original flash... your still a faggot though op
>> [_] Anon 1881345 Hey Jeff. How ya hanging eh?
>> [_] Anon 1881360 my names op and im a faggot
>> [_] Sorry, guys OP 1881364 Sorry I suck so much, guys. Please ban me via the IP I used to to post the original file. Thanks.
>> [_] Anon 1881368 You all need to learn to check the filesize
>> [_] Anon 1881381 >># this
>> [_] sage sage 1881382 sage
>> [_] Anon 1881385 >># It's from the massive flow of /b/tards to other boards and reddltors
>> [_] Anon 1881389 WOULD YOU STOP. WOULD YOU. STOP.
>> [_] Anon 1881403 >># For every cry and every whine, for every panic, scare, and cringe, there will remain proof yet of the uneducated masses who yet have learnt to avoid such fates as this, of the fools and the fooled. For every person each posting causes to panic and jump, it shall be posted once again. Get used to it. Least it ain't hoods.
>> [_] Anon 1881404 Though a Jeff!Hood WOULD be something now wouldn't it. No need to jump to hood, just open, rapidly flashing niggerface with baddly uptuned hood music til it sounds screeching.
>> [_] Anon 1881424 just no
>> [_] Anon 1881433 >># Sound advice. Why the fuck didn't I ever think of checking this?! Holy walrus cunt I feel so dumb.
>> [_] sage sage 1881438 Fuck off, Jeff.
>> [_] sage sage 1881441 sage
>> [_] Anon 1881450 edgy as fuck
>> [_] nice one noko 1881455 i might be the first one.... but i respect what you did here i actually moved about 1cm in my chair great work OP you deserve a medal
>> [_] sage sage 1881457 sage
>> [_] Anon 1881462 >># >actually likes hoods
>> [_] Anon 1881469 >># Shh, don't talk to the plebs, they're contagious
>> [_] Anon 1881487 When will these fags learn that these will stop being posted when people stop reacting to them. Ignore this garbage.
>> [_] Anon 1881499 >># Half these reactions are by the poster. It's pretty much a circlejerk.
>> [_] Anon 1881503 this never gets me.

File: Relaxing with hypnosis 2.swf-(182 KB, Other)
[_] Second edition Anon 1876843
>> [_] Anon 1876851 0/10 gayer that where da hood at. that just hurt my ears try harder
>> [_] Anon 1876852 almost got me.
>> [_] Anon 1876856 >># Very relaxing thanks OP

File: Korean_HarryPotter.swf-(182 KB, Other)
[_] weird.. Anon 1873022 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1873023 Fuck you
>> [_] Anon 1873024 >># :DDDDD
>> [_] Anon 1873026 >># Gtfo kid. No, seriously, I mean it. Gtfo.
>> [_] Anon 1873029 >># I understand your troll but this has been played out how about something new for a scare flash. If the samething keeps getting posted it's not scary anymore just sad.
>> [_] Anon 1873041 seems normal to me
>> [_] Anon 1873045 Look, if you all really want this to stop being posted, what you can do is upload it yourselves, and then promptly delete it. The file will remain in the server's cache until whatever countdown expires, meaning it can't be posted for that period. And I doubt the OP is clever enough to change anything but the filename, which doesn't get around the blacklist.
>> [_] Anon 1873048 if you stare at his face for a little bit, he looks like a hood
>> [_] Anon 1873049 I didn't even flinch, i just calmly middle mouse clicked the tab This shit is so old and stale.
>> [_] Anon 1873050 Annoying, not scary. Wheresmahood/10
>> [_] Anon 1873054 >not having the flash preview script so you can mouseover and see what it is Plebs
>> [_] Anon 1873058 Got me again.
>> [_] Anon 1873062 >># >not linking to said script Faggot. Now you're going to make me go all the internet to figure out which damn script it is and if it's a damn addon or no
>> [_] Anon 1873063 Didn't even get me. OP, are you even trying? >hoods are more scarier
>> [_] Anon 1873071 I'd Fuick her
>> [_] Anon 1873077 >># DAMMIT YOU GOT ME GOOD. Had my volume turned up and was completely unaware.
>> [_] Anon 1873078 Genuinely just sat there for a sec, sighed and closed the tab. I agree, this troll is gettin old.
>> [_] Anon 1873079 So different from the American version!
>> [_] Anon 1873088 >># That's how the rest of us feel about hoods and lolicatdirls.
>> [_] Anon 1873090 >># >hoods Yep, getting bored of that >lolicatgirls I like the music, and it's not even a troll anymore
>> [_] Anon 1873096 fuck, boner, what are you doing ?
>> [_] Anon 1873097 >># >faggot butthurt he just shit himself detected get over it
>> [_] Anon 1873111 >># Laughed so hard I peed a bit!
>> [_] Anon 1873119 :3
>> [_] Anon 1873122 >># Likewise.
>> [_] Anon 1873142 ^_^ you got me..... havent seen a one in a long time lol
>> [_] Anon 1873154 We need some Jane the Killer
>> [_] Anon 1873158 1st time this happened jumped so high I fucking switched my computer off and switched all the lights on ... now I just mehed cause I see this about 10 times a week ... stop posting this start posting over a year ...
>> [_] Anon 1873160 XD You got me xD
>> [_] Anon 1873172 Pretty old, still makes me smile, but still
>> [_] Anon 1873182 >># >on /f/ >has volume up bad move bro
>> [_] Anon 1873184 >># LMAO EPIKKK BRO XDDD U SHURE TOLD HIMM US /b/ROTHERS EH? XDDD
>> [_] Anon 1873186 Got me, my heart rate is up at least 20 bpm.
>> [_] Anon 1873188 Got me, my heart rate is up at least 20 bpm >># I can't hear the burbonhouse music well if I don't.
>> [_] Anon 1873209 Ouch
>> [_] Anon 1873210 ill give you a 1/10 its the best i can do
>> [_] Anon 1873211 Well, it didn't scare me, but it did fix my dead pixel.
>> [_] Dereck Castleberry 1873212 >># >># Yeah... I literally just sighed as soon as it came up, C'mon OP
>> [_] Anon 1873213 >># i really want that script now
>> [_] Anon 1873214 newfag
>> [_] Anon 1873217 >Anyone who is buttmad doesn't have their sound turned down automatically while browsing /f/ >Also, shitty post
>> [_] Anon 1873225 >>being scared by a screamer >>any year step it up guys
>> [_] Anon 1873228 1st time: scared 2nd time: stills scared 3rd time: not so scared 4th time: meh 5th time: masturbated 6th time masturbated furiously 32nd time: ITS FUCKING OLD JUST STOP IT
>> [_] Anon 1873242 >># If you find it you know where to post it

File: homo.swf-(182 KB, Japanese)
[_] Anon 1868232 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1868239 Thanks. Just. Thanks.
>> [_] Anon 1868244 am i gay now?
>> [_] Anon 1868245 Good day ruined
>> [_] Anon 1868246 Didn't even jump. I guess you get used to it on this board.
>> [_] Anon 1868250 try harder
>> [_] Anon 1868253 ahahaha got me a little bit
>> [_] Anon 1868256 this one never gets me, no matter what its filename is
>> [_] Anon 1868257 >># I'll just change the filesize then.
>> [_] Anon 1868263 >screamer So what's it like being 12 years old
>> [_] Anon 1868269 >># So, unless you are in fact younger than 12, you should know that...
>> [_] Anon 1868289 didn't seem as loud as usual.
>> [_] Anon 1868293 Had my headphones on with the volume up, didn't even flinch. Been on this board too long...
>> [_] Anon 1868294 God dammit you actual faggot I was slouching over and switched tabs before it loaded.
>> [_] Anon 1868301 2spooky4u
>> [_] Anon 1868310 Yeah yeah, get your newfag jokes in... But I've been on this board and never actually seen this fucking shit - yes I did jump >_> - But... What the fuck was that?
>> [_] Anon 1868330 >># >never actually seen this fucking shit how? like really, how? I've seen this in like 30 different places
>> [_] Anon 1868336 I'm high as shit and it didn't even phase me, bro
>> [_] Anon 1868337 >># I guess I was just lucky. :l Call bullshit if you'd like, I swear to raptor Jesus that this is the first time I've ever seen this shit. I came across a flash one time simply named "WARNING SCREAMER" and naturally, I didn't click on it.
>> [_] Anon 1868356 best homo ever.
>> [_] Anon 1868363 >># >># >># >># >># That feel when you ain't even fazed.
>> [_] Anon 1868369 >># Hey, me too! HIGH five
>> [_] Anon 1868393 Gifs posted on /v/ and /x/ are scarier.
>> [_] Anon 1868405 Literally peed a little. Fuck you OP.
>> [_] Anon 1868407 Every time I just fucking close it... Thanks fucker.
>> [_] Anon 1868417 I feel retarded. I clicked this shit twice. Once because I was wondering what it was, again when I forgot.
>> [_] Anon 1868459 you scared my mother OP, you fucking cunt
>> [_] Anon 1868475 I was scarred the first time, now the 26th time, it's gotten old.
>> [_] Anon 1868481 >># Say hi to your mother for me will yeah?
>> [_] Anon 1868500 posting in a screamer thread, tolololololo
>> [_] Anon 1868504 FUCK YOU

File: Meet And Fuck Equestria v19.1b.swf-(182 KB, Hentai)
[_] Happy Fapping Anon 1855335 Happy Fapping Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1855337 Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...
>> [_] Anon 1855339 Y'know, I'm not certain, but I think you'll get better results with "Happy clopping" I'm pretty sure that's what the horsefuckers call fapping.
>> [_] Anon 1855340 >># >announcing reports >reporting this flash >not saging when stating something with the pure intention of annoying OP and his supporters I seriously doubt you even looked at the flash.
>> [_] Anon 1855341 fuck you assclown.
>> [_] Ra1n !YLk3azwu3c 1855343 Reported
>> [_] Anon 1855345 Oh you
>> [_] Anon 1855346 you poor kids. Did we ruin your boner? it's okay. you'll be okay.
>> [_] Anon 1855347 NIGGER
>> [_] Anon 1855348 Holy fucking shit this is solo fucking hot
>> [_] Anon 1855349 Goodnight, sweet ears.
>> [_] Anon 1855351 >186 KB
>> [_] Anon 1855352 jokes on you OP >i still fapped
>> [_] Anon 1855354 mootgoestotown would have been funnier
>> [_] Anon 1855357 Oh cool i don't have phimosis anymore
>> [_] Anon 1855362 didnt even flintch
>> [_] Anon 1855364 >equestria dis gon' be good >182KB welp
>> [_] Anon 1855376 i should have known better..
>> [_] Anon 1855381 oh right thats why i hate 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 1855390 Turned my sound off before I opened it, saw it coming.
>> [_] Anon 1855399 BUMP
>> [_] Anon 1855401 Lol, didn't look at the file size and opened it up... but just blankly stared at it for 5 seconds with no reaction and closed it. If it was new maybe it'd have gotten me, but I've seen this one so many times I'm desensitized.
>> [_] Mugen7676 !z3WlfboQ5U 1855406 Reported
>> [_] Anon 1855408 I came.
>> [_] Anon 1855418 Wait why are people reporting this? You never report shit like this any other time. I guess this really did upset the horseuckers Man this is hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1855421 I hadn't seen this for awhile. Ill admit it OP, you're ruse was successful.
>> [_] Anon 1855422 Where's my "Church.swf"?
>> [_] Anon 1855423 >># Horsefuckers don't know how to take a joke.
>> [_] Anon 1855428 stop wasting space on the page to scare newer than newfriends please
>> [_] Anon 1855431 OP is a god among men.
>> [_] Anon 1855450 i fapped to horses. good job OP
>> [_] Anon 1855455 Oh look it's that happy clownish strobe face again. I'm sure it means something other than a shrug :V
>> [_] Anon 1855457 >don't read name >open up since I saw [h] tag JESUS SHIT NIGGER WHY
>> [_] Anon 1855462 >>Open flash >>Ignore file size >>Stare at flash for 10 seconds >>Sounds is up way high but doesn't bother me >>Close flash >>Read comments >>Re-open flash to stare at face for another 30 seconds >>Kay
>> [_] Anon 1855463 Fuck you and you mother.
>> [_] Anon 1855466 >182 KB >Not "Banned from Equestria Daily" >v19 >Fapping, not clopping >Not as big of an idiot as to not read comments first I'll pass
>> [_] Anon 1855473 >># >scared shitless >better point out everything wrong I can about this post
>> [_] Anon 1855497 Fapped and cummed on his face via my screen
>> [_] Anon 1855512 Yes, I was tricked.... and came harder than previously expected.
>> [_] Anon 1855513 Don't know where else to go /f/, I'm looking for a flash. It starts off kind of like a buzzing beat, pulses of light, then its like a 16-bit city in the background for the view of a road on a bridge. The music is Daft Punk-esque, but I'm not entirely sure. I've seen it several times here, if you all could upload it, or at least tell me the name of the song, I'd be much abliged!
>> [_] Anon 1855514 I knew it was a troll, but I wanted to know WHICH one. Kinda regretting my curiosity. I'm a jumpy sumbitch even - maybe especially - when I know to expect something. Thankfully my nerves are soothed by all the "tough" guys trying to convince themselves how unaffected they were by reassuring themselves in the comments.
>> [_] Anon 1855532 I was really mellowed out so that got me more than it should have.
>> [_] Anon 1855536 >182 kb Are you even trying?
>> [_] Anon 1855541 Well played, had my speakers on 50% and it's 2:26 am
>> [_] Anon 1855552 Hey it solved my priapism. thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 1855555 >># Not gonna lie OP, it wasn't loud enough to make me jump. I honestly thought it was a MnF didn't know it was aimed at horse fuckers. Shows how much I know
>> [_] Anon 1855561 Huh. Probably should have checked the file size before opening. Still fapped though, so it's all good. >DEM FUCKIN TEEF MAN
>> [_] Anon 1855570 came all over my screen
>> [_] Anon 1855571 repot'd
>> [_] Anon 1855578 >filesize no
>> [_] Anon 1855580 Well at least it's not pony porn. Curiosity got the best of me though. Not scary, not funny...just annoying. Like some kid who thinks spitballs are still funny
>> [_] Anon 1855591 >mfw this gets bumped to the top and I click it again... >mfw I look like Jeff
>> [_] Anon 1855597 HATE.
>> [_] Anon 1855601 This is one of the worst flashes I've seen, but the reactions are the best... highest number of posts too.
>> [_] Anon 1855615 Had my headphones off, and I still heard it. Good jorb
>> [_] Anon 1855616 >># No, he pretty much nailed it.
>> [_] Anon 1855635 Why does flash player not have client side global volume settings. Why.

File: What is 16 times 3.swf-(182 KB, Loop)
[_] 16 times 3 Anon 1836156 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1836162 38 & u suck.
>> [_] Anon 1836166 Oh look. It's this flash again. Yawn.
>> [_] Anon 1836193 Can there just be a fucking rule on /f/ where there are no screamers? Maybe not necessarily a rule, but just an understanding. Fucking stupid.
>> [_] Anon 1836204 >># Why not report them then?
>> [_] Anon 1836219 >># 48*
>> [_] Anon 1836233 ohhhh 16 times 3 = AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH never knew that
>> [_] Anon 1836234 >># This
>> [_] Anon 1836235 at least the decency to invoke my interests before troll
>> [_] Anon 1836252 What is it with badly designed screamers and using images of happy-looking weirdos? Aren't the visuals also supposed to enhance the startle too? :V
>> [_] Anon 1836263 So this is what /f/ has become..
>> [_] Retard 1836293 clicked on it... clicked fast away. 6 Hours later. "Hey, what 16x.....*click* I´m a Idiot.
>> [_] Anon 1836315 Yes, I would like to order the AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

File: Don't open this.swf-(182 KB, Loop)
[_] Seriously, don't. Jumkun !opsz80pEiE 1831296 Not that you'll listen to me. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1831305 ... Expected screamer, was surprised. Expected stealth screamer, was even more surprised. Is this what /f/ has become? :/
>> [_] Anon 1831308 The filesize was suspicious, I'm disappoint...
>> [_] Anon 1831309 >># getaloadofthisguy.jpg nice porn man, too bad most people will just think it's a screamer
>> [_] Anon 1831310 >># >># >># Oh fuck you guys
>> [_] Anon 1831312 >># Don't listen to him, it's OP trying to be your boss telling you not to open the glorious porn.
>> [_] Anon 1831313 >not turning your volume to 0 for a check what are you guys, stupid?
>> [_] Anon 1831321 Fuck, I fell for it you assholes. >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 1831333 >># srsly, wheres the fun then
>> [_] Anon 1831339 This screamer has never been scary, why do I keep seeing it
>> [_] Anon 1831348 >># truer words have never been spoken, sir.
>> [_] Anon 1831350 the shock value of this has totally worn off.
>> [_] theflyingpen 1831352 I no longer react even with headphones on full blast. I was hoping for a screamer and I got what I wanted
>> [_] Anon 1831399 Dat reverse psychology.
>> [_] Anon 1831420 >># I agree. This is pretty tame.
>> [_] Anon 1831436 >># I keep my volume up and still don't jump. You're all weak.
>> [_] Anon 1831480 Didn't expect screamer, wasn't surprised. Instead of saying don't open this, at least say turn down your volume though.
>> [_] Anon 1831498 >># >not enjoying the fuck out of the screamer, max volume, while fapping hard
>> [_] Anon 1831499 Headphones, loud, flinching is for babbies who never fucking browse /f/ enough
>> [_] Anon 1831514 >186 Oh, hi Jeff
>> [_] noko 1831547 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla yer_embedded&v=_RovoE1e2P4
>> [_] Anon 1831562 Oh my fuck. My speakers were all the way up. Fuck you.

File: What is 16 times 3.swf-(182 KB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1827551 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1827556 >see lavender town click..bet this ones a screamer.. nope >16 times 3 psh 48 lol OH SHIT
>> [_] Anon 1827557 Haha, got me.
>> [_] Anon 1827559 >># phew, you got me good
>> [_] Anon 1827562 The lights are now on.
>> [_] Anon 1827598 meh
>> [_] Anon 1827606 should've disguised it as [H]
>> [_] Anon 1827608 a fucking heart attack, apparently
>> [_] Anon 1827610 Hi Jeff. c:
>> [_] Anon 1827611 FUCK YOU.
>> [_] Anon 1827612 Forty EAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>> [_] Anon 1827613 > what is 16 times 3 Seems interesting >click WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER WERE YOU?!
>> [_] fatty fatty 2x4 1827617 are you shitting me? who the hell is scared by that shit in any capacity anymore
>> [_] Anon 1827618 >># This. Anyone that is scared by this needs to fucking lurk more.
>> [_] Anon 1827619 Thank you. I actually been hoping to see Jeff in /f/. I've missed him. c:
>> [_] Anon 1827621 *I've
>> [_] Anon 1827629 i was playing with the wire of my headphones with my mouth, op...i almost chewed it in half because of this
>> [_] Anon 1827634 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >186 KB .......
>> [_] Anon 1827635 SCREAMER
>> [_] Anon 1827637 dick
>> [_] Anon 1827660 Ive been so desensitized by the internet i didn't even flinch.
>> [_] Anon 1827673 >># This. I laughed at the joke.
>> [_] Anon 1827677 FFFFFFUUUUUCK YOOOUUUUU GUUUUYYYYY.
>> [_] Anon 1827679 I got ur ip op, ur gonna get haked
>> [_] Anon 1827684 >># noice
>> [_] Anon 1827686 >># Did OP dun goof?
>> [_] Anon 1827696 >># Mmhmm. OP dun goofed harder than Goofy high on cocaine.
>> [_] Anon 1827708 Try laying in bed with headphones on 70 and giving your laptop your undivided attention. 3/10 OP You're a faggot. Hope you get cancer in your penis head so it swells up and looks like a lemon.
>> [_] Anon 1827781 why was I aroused by this...
>> [_] Anon 1827783 >># Thats what I am saying
>> [_] Anon 1827784 Yep, screamers and hoods, the two shittiest memes on /f/. Nothign good comes of them.
>> [_] anonymouse 1827788 shoulda looked at the file size my head hurts now my eyes hurt now my chest hurts thanks anon

File: song of storms.swf-(182 KB, Loop)
[_] JPopDance 1816815 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1816818 I'm doing laundry and my washing machine is really off-balance. Soooooo when I opened this in a new tab it took me several seconds.
>> [_] Anon 1816828 lol the guy in the backgroud humping the stairs the whole time
>> [_] Anon 1816832 Holy shit. Jesus is in that niggas face.
>> [_] Anon 1816833 >Have headphones on full blast >Go on /f/ >Open this shit >Ohlookit'sthisagain.jpg >Close Why do people even bother shit posting like this. At least make up some new screamer.
>> [_] Anon 1816835 Do people actually still get scared by this?
>> [_] Anon 1816858 b-but why does the filesize say 4,753 kb when in reality it is only 182
>> [_] Anon 1816879 You are the biggest faggot nigger that ever faggoted.
>> [_] Anon 1816931 Dude, this shit's too old. the only thing that gets a stir out of anyone is the obnoxiously loud noise.
>> [_] Anon 1816935 Funny thing is it didnt scare me but the noise scare my brother in the other room
>> [_] Anon 1816936 I turned the volume up and stared at this for about 10 minutes
>> [_] Anon 1816993 Suddenly it's 2003 again.
>> [_] Anon 1816994 >># >Have headphones on full blast >Go on /f/ Lesson learned huh bitch lol
>> [_] Anon 1816996 >># Pro level
>> [_] Anon 1817009 d'aawww. isn't that cute.
>> [_] Anon 1817022 Not even surprised Just annoyed.
>> [_] Anon 1817033 >># NOWHERE IS SAFE

File: Derpy_Hooves_Anal.swf-(182 KB, Hentai)
[_] Oh, look. Jumkun !opsz80pEiE 1809271 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1809279 Hm.
>> [_] Anon 1809285 I should start seeing the size of the file before clicking on it
>> [_] Anon 1809317 Knew it was a screamer, opened it, full on full, big fucking shock, looked strait into his eyes, fapped anyway, came with the force of 1000 suns, think I killed a cat.
>> [_] Anon 1809322 Dat file size....
>> [_] Anon 1809324 >># Meow!?
>> [_] Anon 1809328 I deserved what I got today.
>> [_] Anon 1809330 I feel like an idiot. Got hard anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1809350 Remembered that it had been this screamer, so I watched it to try to build up some shock-tolerance. It doesn't phase me anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1809351 Knew it was a troll, had to know which one. Now I kinda wish I hadn't been curious.
>> [_] Anon 1809378 obvious
>> [_] Anon 1809400 10/10 You are doing God's work, son
>> [_] Anon 1809404 Was old /x/ really so much of a pussy that this guy scared them? Even the creepy pasta was retarded. It made slenderman look like nobel laureate literature.
>> [_] Anon 1809416 >># What's the creepypasta about? I've never read it
>> [_] Anon 1809418 still came faggot try harder next time
>> [_] Anon 1809424 >># Reported for underageb&.
>> [_] Anon 1809451 omq MuthaFuckin't JeffThaKilla' And it's 2 am D8<
>> [_] Anon 1809454 I fell for that. That's what I get for not looking at file size before I click it. Well played sir, well played.
>> [_] Anon 1809461 I open this three times by accident today, it only got me the third time.
>> [_] Anon 1809511 jokes on you, still fapped.
>> [_] Anon 1809512 Got me, fuck you, I always check the VIP but you got me this time.
>> [_] Anon 1809515 i go to sleep listening to shit like this. i have lovely dreams.
>> [_] Anon 1809530 >># >># >># ^This.

File: vip.swf-(182 KB, Other)
[_] /f/ needs more music Anon 1803265 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1803268 a gift to man from the gods
>> [_] Anon 1803274 Jesus.... my eyes/ears.... had volume up too... earbuds... 7/10
>> [_] Anon 1803279 Right when I let my guard down, I ALWAYS check the file size, but not today. OP is still a fag for posting it.
>> [_] Anon 1803288 I fapped to jeff believe it or not....
>> [_] Anon 1803299 http://vip.aersia.net/vip.swf Its a screamer if posted on /f/, regardless of filesize
>> [_] Anon 1803313 >goes to /f/ >sees vip >checks filesize >186 >actual vip is 46 >it's a screamer >turns off volume >clicks >yep >leaves a comment for no apparent reason
>> [_] Anon 1803317 >186 kb >might as well see if there's a new screamer nowadays
>> [_] Anon 1803388 rockin music dude no really, fuck you. i opened it in another tab thankfully but since i had my headset on the noise that started playing made me jump a little i remember when linking to this flash got you banned on 4chan, should do the same by uploading it on /f/. it's pretty serious cancer
>> [_] Anon 1803395 I posted this flash (as a screamer) and it actually shows up as the real VIP flash to me. I don't know what's going on but I don't know why everyone else can see Jeff and I can't.
>> [_] Anon 1803405 >182 KB how about you go outside to suck dicks
>> [_] Anon 1803406 >># >Using Speakers >Sitting right up to screen >Click flash >Jump-scare doesn't even phase me I feel like a mother fucking boss.
>> [_] Anon 1803436 Wait what? I have music, yet you guys have Jeff. Why?
>> [_] sage 1803454 Way top be a faggot
>> [_] Anon 1803478 0/10 didn't even flinch.
>> [_] Anon 1803482 I'm getting the real vip too
>> [_] Anon 1803500 That was an okay song. I've heard better.

File: vip.swf-(182 KB, Other)
[_] music time Anon 1793004
>> [_] Anon 1793041 Good one, good one.
>> [_] Anon 1793094 >filesize not 45kb
>> [_] Anon 1793101 >Michale Jackson's Moonwalker - beat it like I'm 6 years old again
>> [_] Anon 1793125 i've lost 5 mins of my life, thanks faggot

File: thisisascreamer.swf-(182 KB, Other)
[_] Anon 1789643 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1789652 Hm... well... that was.. very obvious.. given the name.. Yet I felt compelled to look... shit
>> [_] Anon 1789664 I clicked. Why the fuck did i click.
>> [_] Anon 1789689 thank you kind sir for your honesty.
>> [_] Anon 1789691 I clicked it while holding dick in my hand. WORST IDEA EVER GUYS!
>> [_] Anon 1789729 why did i go ahead and click this?
>> [_] Anon 1789730 GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>> [_] Anon 1789732 I don't know what I was expecting.
>> [_] Shatpants 1789733 I admire your honesty. Why the fuck did I still click it though!?
>> [_] Anon 1789754 Wow, i definetely don't regret wandering onto this board for the first time. Question how can i save this for future fucking with people. I'd lurk moar but it'll be gone by then.
>> [_] Anon 1789758 It's amazing how much more effective naming a screamer "screamer" is then naming it something else that might cause people to turn their headphones down or just go NOPE.jpg right off the bat. The mind is a fucked up thing idn't it.
>> [_] Anon 1789795 not the best thing to find when you're drunk as fuck.... incedently....i'm having an incredibly hard time typing this....
>> [_] Anon 1789797 now I'm laughing too hard to finish masturbating
>> [_] Anon 1789806 I wonder if I got this every time I opened up a timewasting site whether I'd just stop wasting time online.
>> [_] Anon 1789809 >># In firefox you go to the page with the flash and go to tools>page info>media then you look on the list for the .swf file and click the button that says "Save as..." You are welcome.
>> [_] Anon 1789870 Welp. It was a nice few months not seeing this. I guess someone had to ruin it. Retards gonna retard.
>> [_] Anon 1789871 sadly, I clicked on it without reading it. well played op
>> [_] Anon 1789875 >not muting your volume before opening the flash
>> [_] Anon 1789878 I read it, it didn't really register and then I clicked the link. What the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1789879 my dick was hard when i clicked it. I paused, then kept fapping

File: screamer.swf-(182 KB, Japanese)
[_] Anon 1784924 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] name 1784929 i don't know what i expected
>> [_] dude holy shit 1784933 scared shit out of me
>> [_] creamed myself 1784960 why do I do this to myself
>> [_] Anon 1784961 why did i click this. i knew this was a screamer. the filename was even screamer. what the fuck was i expecting?
>> [_] Anon 1784992 a little hard to fap to this
>> [_] Anon 1784997 i actually never get suprised by that.
>> [_] Anon 1785031 >># dunno, I did the same thing but laughed for some reason
>> [_] Anon 1785076 >># >># >># >># I did the same thing. I'm really not sure why i was surprised.
>> [_] Anon 1785110 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK DAT FACE HOLY FUCKIN SHIT JESUS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT;SKLQEN WVL;R;K QW]FK[PE23WELF[]ERGEQF[]RVGKER]V aint even mad

File: 1997.swf-(182 KB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1781653 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1781654 oh boy its like im 12 again
>> [_] Anon 1781657 Can't sleep, clown'll eat me
>> [_] Anon 1781658 I was thinking, 'one last flash before I sleep...I know what this one is'. Didn't scare me, but I'm disappoint.
>> [_] Anon 1781669 fuck you!
>> [_] Anon 1781670 I know I haven't browsed /f/ recently when I forget to check file sizes.
>> [_] Anon 1781673 Opened mulpi-tabs.Normal music.Normal music... STRANGE SHIT.Close last tab.Problem solved.
>> [_] Anon 1781683 You got me a little, I was expecting the Steve chopping wood flash.
>> [_] Anon 1781695 It wants to eat my soujl
>> [_] Anon 1781781 >Expect Steve chopping wood, missing the log and chopping off his dick >Get epilepsy Jeff the Killer with ear rape I do gotta admit, you startled me for a sec there. Well played, anon, well played.
>> [_] Anon 1781795 jerking off to it any ways
>> [_] Anon 1781811 fap fap fap OH GOD WTF... fap fap fap
>> [_] Anon 1781841 >didn't get me
>> [_] Anon 1781856 this has nothing to do with chopping wood
>> [_] Anon 1781868 This isn't Steve chopping off his dick...
>> [_] Anon 1781869 I knew that file size looked familiar
>> [_] Anon 1781885 I opened the link in a new tab, noise didn't even phase me.
>> [_] Anon 1781893 this picture is so fucking overused, its not even scary, just looks like the average autistic /x/fag
>> [_] Anon 1781897 AND MOTHERFUCKING AGAIN AS ALWAYS FUCK THIS SHIT

File: vip.swf-(182 KB, Loop)
[_] music time /f/ Anon 1778584 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1778589 dat filesize
>> [_] Anon 1778598 normally never gets me but i have my headphones on today ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1778642 didn't even flinch
>> [_] Anon 1778644 IT FUCKING GETS ME EVERY FUCKING SINGLE TIME FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 1778653 its 2:10am there are no lights on.. and i was wearing headphones... i fucking hate you
>> [_] Anon 1778668 EVERY FUCKING TIME HOW DO I FALL FOR THIS EVERY TIME
>> [_] Anon 1778681 Headphones on Flinching is for people who haven't seen this shit before.
>> [_] Anon 1778720 get some new material, OP
>> [_] Anon 1778726 I am now reading the comments for every flash before I watch them. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1778727 I only ever use this for metal gear solid snake eater
>> [_] Anon 1778731 God fucking dammit OP fuck your shit im laughing so hard I showed my 12 year old nephew and he screamed fuck
>> [_] Anon 1778743 >vip.swf >Oh right I always close this >screamer >The fuck was that? >Oh. >close

File: is this possible.swf-(182 KB, Other)
[_] crazy eshay 1771744 crazy Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1771746 have you tried using scary screamers?
>> [_] eshay 1771747 i prefer to not dignify that with a response
>> [_] Anon 1771750 op is a faggot this is so over used
>> [_] notfaggot 1771752 Oh, I know this one. It's the overused one that's never scary
>> [_] Anon 1771776 >># My fucking ears.
>> [_] Anon 1771787 didn't get me >old shit
>> [_] Anon 1771792 maybe choose a better picture? everyone on the fucking internet has seen that old shit by now
>> [_] Anon 1771795 That removed my explosive diarrhea
>> [_] Anon 1771857 *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiigh* Not its not, good day sir.
>> [_] Anon 1771882 >first time >distracted >expected random lols well played sir well played
>> [_] Anon 1771892 >># obviously dubs
>> [_] Anon 1771896 >loud noise >flash images >throw my headphones off >close browser fuck you OP. I don't usually get scared by screamers, but that loud fucking noise just scared the shit out of me.
>> [_] Anon 1771918 >># >dubs >/f/
>> [_] Anon 1771931 thanks op. had headphones i shat myself
>> [_] Anon 1771950 yes yes it is
>> [_] Anon 1771951 Welp, my new speakers work.
>> [_] Anon 1771953 how does this scare anyone
>> [_] Anon 1771958 Oh look, a fat girl with a huge mouth and sleep deprived eyes. How scary!
>> [_] oh my god Anon 1771960 enough, it was funny before because it would bring life out of a boring day, but this is too fucking much. its annoying and painful, not scary.
>> [_] noko 1772002 JEEZUS LOLOL
>> [_] Anon 1772004 Well, that was annoying. Not scary, just earsplitting and epilepsy inducing. It's like my ears were getting mugged in a NY park.
>> [_] Anon 1772022 im stoned so it didnt scare me
>> [_] Anon 1772031 What is this loud noise you gentlemen are debating about? I seem to have muted my headphones by accident and I can't hear anything.

File: vip.swf-(182 KB, Other)
[_] Music Anon 1766784 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1766785 FUCK YOU OP
>> [_] Anon 1766786 If you're looking for the actual vip, it's over here. >>#
>> [_] Anon 1766787 Goddammit.
>> [_] Anon 1766791 Thanks for the dose doctor, I love piccolo dick.
>> [_] Anon 1766795 Wow, I love noisecore, thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 1766809 Best music ever
>> [_] Anon 1766818 epic music, got high from dis shit
>> [_] Anon 1766845 fuck you
>> [_] Anon 1766848 still better than the original
>> [_] Anon 1766856 swf... fuck... SWF Why I allways fall for this...
>> [_] Anon 1766864 Seen it so many times i don't even flinch...
>> [_] this bunni 1766891 as a pregnant woman , I approve
>> [_] Anon 1766900 love that 186kb vip guys...
>> [_] Anon 1766906 Ouch
>> [_] Anon 1766934 >vip... what was this again? >*click* oh right, its that music player Ear rape. >Oh, better than expected!
>> [_] Anon 1766992 always check the filesize

File: 1332235315120.swf-(182 KB, Other)
[_] The Best Flash Ever Anon 1761593 This flash will blow your mind Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1761594 FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1761597 i'm not afraid of screamers much after that korean comic lol. screamer is good when it is wrapped in a some kinda plot; screamer because screamer is just stupid. >tl; dr: fuck off, candy-ass
>> [_] Anon 1761599 >># Are you talking about the comic that auto-scrolls and makes it look like it's coming at you while the bone crack.sound keeps playing? Remembering that comic brings.a chill down my spine as bitter tears well up from the weeks of trauma and fear that followed...
>> [_] Anon 1761605 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 1761622 My instant reaction to this now is God, how annoying. 4chan has devoured my soul.
>> [_] Anon 1761624 i dont even twich from these anymore. im so used to scramers and shit from the internet and mvies and shit...
>> [_] Anon 1761655 >># >># HARDCORE AS FUCK YO
>> [_] Anon 1761666 >># > lelele It's not scary > fuck off candy-ass I think we need more screamers on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 1761683 I smiled a little.
>> [_] Anon 1761771 Open in new tab, hear sound (wearing headphones), casually click X without viewing tab, move on.
>> [_] Anon 1761777 >># >dont read >le internet h8 machine xD
>> [_] Anon 1761798 made me jump, wasn't expecting it, bravo OP, bravo, you scared a Candy-Ass Horse Fucker (read as Gay Brony)
>> [_] Handwash Only 1761800 Oh man, you're so cool OP.
>> [_] Anon 1761843 Oldest shit, wouldnt of gotten me if I wasn't really fucked up on drugz. 2/10

File: Dragonzball P.swf-(182 KB, Anime)
[_] One of the funniest flashes ever Anon 1752049 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1752053 3spooky5me
>> [_] Anon 1752061 "Oh, 182 KB, must be a youtube player flash." What a fucking tit.
>> [_] Anon 1752069 YOU AM NO SUPER SAND defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier
>> [_] Anon 1752085 FUCK. YOU.
>> [_] Anon 1752095 Got me good. But fuck you. The one time I was wearing headphones
>> [_] Anon 1752098 didnt even flinch
>> [_] Anon 1752101 "186K" aaah what screamer was this one again? ooh that one
>> [_] Anon 1752102 fuck you fucking faggot godammnit
>> [_] Anon 1752121 >see 186k >think >jack the ripper screamer?
>> [_] Anon 1752124 Got me
>> [_] sage sage 1752126 sage goes in all fields, I am immune to screamers now because of this
>> [_] Anon 1752136 >opened flash with headphones on decent volume >tilt head >shrug >close flash fail screamer is fail.
>> [_] Anon 1752138 Dammit, and I was about to go watch the actual cartoon on Youtube too. Oh well.
>> [_] Anon 1752158 Money shot on this one
>> [_] Anon 1752161 >didn't check file size >click anyway >didn't even flinch 1/10 for reply
>> [_] Anon 1752163 I didn't check filesize. I am wearing headphones to max volume. I hope you are happy with yourself. You got your desired effect. You very bad man, you.
>> [_] Anon 1752168 >># How can someone wear headphones on full volume ? My soundcard control panel is at 67%. My windows sound at 40%, from which my browser volume 20% is. My headphones theirself are at around 1/8. Im currently listening music on winamp at 50% and thats medium for me. I cant possibly imaging turning everything on 100% .. you would probably hear it through the walls
>> [_] sage Anon 1752170 no
>> [_] Anon 1752173 Listening to two guys fucking, too busy to worry about screamer
>> [_] Anon 1752199 will im not going to sleep
>> [_] Anon 1752239 This is supposed to be scary? i have seen better
>> [_] Anon 1752243 Had the volume all the way up. Didn't flinch once. You fail OP. And you're a faggot too.
>> [_] Anon 1752274 >me gusta
>> [_] Anon 1752311 Caught off guard, Didn't really give two shits or flich otherwise.
>> [_] Anon 1752313 damm not what i need at 3am
>> [_] Anon 1752323 This one time, I ALWAYS check file size, comment numbers and make sure its not a screamer cus they scare me shitless every fucking time. I let my guard down for one moment...you sir are an asshole and I hate you with every fiber of my being.

File: 1332235315120.swf-(182 KB, Anime)
[_] Hatsune Miku Anon 1742126 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1742130 Fuck you, dude.
>> [_] Anon 1742132 hahahahahahahahahha
>> [_] Anon 1742134 >># i'm getting bored of these jump-scares fucking up /f/ i sat there with a blank expression, my younger sister walked in as i pressed it and practically shit herself..
>> [_] Anon 1742163 Shit...really
>> [_] Anon 1742164 that some scary shit right there nigga
>> [_] Anon 1742166 look for ones that are 186 kb. write it down or whatever, that way when the fucker posts it again then we'll know
>> [_] Anon 1742178 I am immune to fear but my ears still don't like rape.
>> [_] Anon 1742203 heh, you got me
>> [_] Anon 1742222 fucking... fuck. you got me. that's some scary shit right there
>> [_] Anon 1742223 got me, seal of victory
>> [_] Anon 1742233 NoScript is a thing of wonders. Opening a new tab without automatically going to it is a thing of convenience. Reading its thread before opening a Flash post is a thing of common sense.
>> [_] Anon 1742234 >># Also, FlashBlock. I keep forgetting I have that.
>> [_] Anon 1742244 No effect what so ever.
>> [_] Anon 1742261 >># HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh gawd, that must have been priceless!!!
>> [_] Anon 1742265 AH SHIT! sigh... fuck you, dude...
>> [_] Anon 1742266 >Open tab >Screamer >No response >Close tab Sorry, bro. Seen one, you've seen 'em all.
>> [_] Anon 1742303 i actually felt bored while your screamer was on you really need to fo more than this
>> [_] KAT 1742305 a screamer should be an actual game or video that pulls you in, gets you interested in focusing on the screen and listening closely to the sounds. then at a nice tense point in the video or game BAM
>> [_] Anon 1742306 >># >># just click links with the fucking MMB. Also, what's with all the pussies going "Oh OP you got me and this is the first time I've seen this ever :'D winrar seal of aprruvl" And last, It's Miku monday! I demand legit Miku flash!
>> [_] Anon 1742315 I'm sitting on my toilet, looking for something to fap to, and I see this, and literally piss myself.
>> [_] Anon 1742323 didnt get me first time, watch other flash have to put on headphones to hear forget what this gif is click Got me so hard
>> [_] Anon 1742326 i have to start remembering to lower the sound be before opening these...
>> [_] Anon 1742327 I don't even jump at this shit anymore, the internet taught me yet another skill.
>> [_] sage 1742330 0/10 not even trying

File: sexy_girl_strips.swf-(182 KB, Porn)
[_] can't stop fapping Anon 1736682 i came
>> [_] Anon 1736683 >># me too, multiple times
>> [_] Anon 1736684 i came
>> [_] Anon 1736686 i accidently had my volume muted, don't worry ears you'll be fine
>> [_] Anon 1736687 *poker face*
>> [_] Anon 1736689 I came every time this loop repeated over the course of a minute I'm exausted now
>> [_] Anon 1736691 >># its not even i dont want
>> [_] Anon 1736693 It was pretty cute yeah but is she even legal? On second thought, no way she's fucking legal.
>> [_] Anon 1736703 HAWT
>> [_] Anon 1736704 would hit it
>> [_] screamer 1736707 shit's not even scary stare that motherfucker down every time
>> [_] Sage for mislabelling/troll-failing sagefail = failsage 1736711 . . . ost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a rep . . .
>> [_] Anon-sama 1736719 >># This was an obvious trolling, which means you failed. There's not enough memory usage for this to even be legit porn. Keep trying, though. I'm sure you'll get it when Hell freezes o...hang on. My phone's ringing. ...That was Hell. They said you don't even have that chance. >># Nicely done.
>> [_] Anon 1736724 my ears
>> [_] Anon 1736731 >># Another one of those folks who don't know hell has always been frozen over.
>> [_] Anon 1736737 >># Somebody is butthurt.
>> [_] Anon-sama 1736745 >># That must be you, then. I didn't even need to open this up to know it was a troll. Just look at the file size. >># If Hell were frozen over, we'd know about it. Because we'd be overrun with demons looking for a warm place to stay.
>> [_] Anon 1736746 /f/ - screamers
>> [_] Anon 1736775 >># Your knowledge of what hell or demons are is laughable at best.
>> [_] Anon 1736782 someone should tie you to your seat and make you watch that shit all day. with maximum sound.
>> [_] Anon-sama 1736785 >># Says you. But you don't see what hides in the dark corners, or under your bed. You don't see all the glowing eyes watching you, or the claws. Or even the hulking forms in the dark as you walk home to your mother's basement. I'll bet you don't even see as they watch you sleep. Waiting for their chance to drag you away for eternal torture in Satan's little playhouse. Because in your mind, Satan's probably some little girl with a magic dollhouse. Enjoy being raped for eternity, newfag.
>> [_] Anon 1736789 >># ... and then a skeleton pooped out.
>> [_] Anon-sama 1736800 >># That's because you never cleaned your closet.
>> [_] Anon 1736801 >># but skeleton wasn't in closet. it was phone.
>> [_] Anon-sama 1736806 >># Old meme is old.
>> [_] Anon 1736808 >># LOLWUT?
>> [_] Anon-sama 1736815 Disregard all of my posts, I suck cocks.
>> [_] Anon 1736816 >># >># >># u mad
>> [_] Anon-sama 1736834 >># I see you switched over to here! Keep trying. I've still got my tea and bagels. And I'm still laughing at your feeble attempts to troll me. It really IS touching that you're trying to emulate me, and make me sound like a fag...I want to see just how far you'll go with this.
>> [_] Anon 1736843 Does it show how bad my reaction time or how indifferent I am that I had headphones on and didn't flinch or react at all? >>[_]themanthat'sgoingtosave/r9k/!6UEJSk GVOk08/05/12(Sun)21:51 1736855 >The Year of our lord XXIII >not checking the filesize during the reign of shitposters on /f/ >responding to screamer threads I seriously hope you guys ALWAYS check the filesize from now on
>> [_] Anon-sama 1736857 >># That you didn't flinch just means you're used to loud noises and screaming or whatever. Might want to still get your ears checked, though.
>> [_] Anon 1736871 >># Obvious troll is troll
>> [_] Anon-sama 1736877 >># Said the same thing myself earlier.
>> [_] Anon 1736882 30+ replys seems legit

File: Gardevoir.swf-(182 KB, Hentai)
[_] Gardevoir Anon 1729274 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1729282 I would highly recommend not clicking that.
>> [_] Anon 1729284 fuck you I had headphones in
>> [_] Anon 1729286 >># >Putting your actual email in the email field
>> [_] Anon 1729290 didn't lose my boner
>> [_] Anon 1729292 >182 KB Step up your game.
>> [_] Anon 1729297 FUUUCK I HATE/LOVE YOU
>> [_] Anon 1729299 still fapped
>> [_] Anon 1729314 FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 1729318 >have engraved habit in brain to middle click on all flashes at a very low volume before opening on 4chan incase i ever slip up and forget to check file sizes
>> [_] Anon 1729335 OP I is scared :(
>> [_] sage sage 1729342 sage
>> [_] Anon 1729346 You know, once these faggots learn how to bloat flashfiles so they're less obvious, we're all gonna be fucked on a regular basis.
>> [_] Anon 1729370 >tfw these things dont scare you anymore and you feel nothing
>> [_] Anon 1729377 Man... I hate when this happens...
>> [_] Anon 1729398 >bored look on face, head in hands >clicks file >bored look on face, head in hands >closes tab 1/10 nice try op, but i'm cautious of /f/...
>> [_] Anon 1729404 This shit has never gotten me.
>> [_] Anon 1729408 >># +1
>> [_] Anon 1729409 FUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] sage 1729413 ow
>> [_] Anon 1729416 HAH, i now traps when I see them! 182kb? please..
>> [_] Anon 1729419 I lol'd
>> [_] !!qdvBtKFtNy6 1729424 This is awesome. Finally proof that my heart works.
>> [_] Anon 1729426 >># never for me until now, fucker caught me off guard
>> [_] Anon 1729450 sage
>> [_] Anon 1729452 I don't know why I never learn. I hate this one the most because for some reason it only gets worse and more horrifying tghe longer it's up and I scramble to X out.
>> [_] Anon 1729454 >># I clicked on it without thinking and then I was like "oh wait" and took my headphones off the last second. It becomes a habit.
>> [_] Anon 1729456 >># >># i know that feel bro
>> [_] Anon 1729457 Really need to read comments first. Oh well, I'm jacking off so I have the sound down anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1729498 But seriously, why do people do this. Is it because their shallow existence drives them to harm others just to prove that they exist? Or is it just because they are just dickbags? I note that the comments show that people expect this to be happening, which decreases the enjoyment of this site by all. Y U DO THIS? Go die.
>> [_] Anon 1729505 i saw H then clicks and saw the file size... too late. XD
>> [_] Anon 1729519 >browse all of 4chan on mute for this very fucking reason

File: Howard_Stearn_Explores_bronies.swf-(182 KB, Loop)
[_] I'm sooo mad... I could just scream! Fluttershy 1724386 oops...... to loud? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1724390 Screamer. avoid
>> [_] Anon 1724391 Ahh... I needed that. My SPEAKERS did not... I've been a bitch... I'm sorry.
>> [_] Anon 1724425 Screamers don't work like that. This is just ear-rape. See, a screamer is supposed to startle people, and generally does so by lulling someone into a false sense of security first. Not that many screamers are even that effective. The idea of throwing a 'creepy' image at the screen is to enhance the startle effect, but most screamers/ear-rape things just cop out with really goofy shit. You might as well play bad pop music and strobe an image of Rush Limbaugh's grimacing taking-a-shit face for how effective this flash was. Though I suppose it had the courtesy to keep a low file size and be completely transparent. The art of the screamer is lost. RIP.
>> [_] Anon 1724427 i am so fucking glad i didn't have my headphones on
>> [_] themanthat'sgoingtosave/r9k/ !6UEJSkGVOk 1724436 oh wow jack the killer with loud ear raping scream....how original >OP is an unoriginal uncreative faggot
>> [_] Anon 1724442 >Opened flash >stared it down like a fucking BOSS
>> [_] Anon 1724446 you got me. screamers usually don't even startle me. this one actually managed to make me flinch for a second.
>> [_] Anon 1724465 >># I was looking away while I was waiting for it to load. Worst mistake ever.
>> [_] Anon 1724475 not a single flinch or fuck was given
>> [_] Anon 1724487 >># >13 min video >182 kb i knew what it was, i still opened it anyway. fucking nailed it
>> [_] Anon 1724494 I'm so mad I could jizz cream.
>> [_] Anon 1724506 My fucking ears. Fucking nigger.
>> [_] Anon 1724526 >182 KB >Knew it was a screamer >Turned my volume to max Felt the spook of a thousand skeletons.
>> [_] Anon 1724541 I use the mouse wheel to open new tabs, It doesn't automatically switch to the new tab. Heard the screaming and recognized the flash. Still shit my pants. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1724547 >># made me laugh I listen with my sound low cause whats the point in keeping it maxed all the time. all it did was get a sigh before the closing of the tab.
>> [_] Anon 1724561 rule of thumb, keep volume low so neighbors don't hear, you never know how loud /f/ can get
>> [_] Anon 1724566 >># >># >># >># GET THE FUCK OUT
>> [_] Anon 1724575 Jesus, stop fucking posting this. I would prefer you light yourself on fire and see that posted OVER AND GODDAMN OVER, but I will settle for not seeing or hearing this bullshit ever again.
>> [_] Anon 1724588 why do people even post screamers here anymore? they dont phase anybody anymore... actually they did stop for awhile why the stupid revival recently?
>> [_] Anon 1724590 >brony trying to troll >failing hard >nothing to see here

File: Jump_Scare.swf-(182 KB, Other)
[_] Don't do it Anon 1719146 Don't fucking do it.
>> [_] Anon 1719150 Headphones on max, clicked it 'cause I knew what it was Stared evil eyes into the thing. Bitch dead now.
>> [_] Anon 1719153 Threw caution to the wind. Definitely paid for it.
>> [_] Anon 1719164 FAPPED ANYWAY
>> [_] Anon 1719167 The sound is 100 times scarier than the animation
>> [_] Anon 1719171 it makes me tingle in the "oh god i hope this doesnt exist" way
>> [_] Anon 1719174 This video made me blink. good job.
>> [_] Anon 1719175 Jeff the killer
>> [_] Anon 1719183 fuck.....
>> [_] Anon 1719186 >Expecting anything else on /f/ >2012
>> [_] Anon 1719189 WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU IT'S LABELED "JUMP SCARE" YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS
>> [_] Anon 1719220 i would punch that bitch out of existence
>> [_] Roll_right_Roll_hard 1719225 >># Scared gf. Thanks op. Op is a pretty cool guy.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1719236 so tired
>> [_] Anon 1719275 When it said jump scare, the first thing I thought was this, so I didn't even flinch. Although I could see your attempt at reverse psychology, it didn't quite work out as you planned.
>> [_] Anon 1719318 >always were headphones >go on /f/ >turn volume down to 30% > fuckyeah.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1719330 >># That was an interesting assortment of words. Have you tried putting those in a coherent sentence?
>> [_] Anon 1719332 flashy screen... watched it for 10 minutes
>> [_] Anon 1719341 >didnt read filename or description >in dark room at 1am ...fuck
>> [_] Anon 1719379 Thanks for the earrape, OP.
>> [_] Anon 1719380 nop, not even a wiggle
>> [_] Anon 1719382 Oh, wow another of these. perhaps op can be less of a fag and post something worth someones time. Perhaps a game, or an interesting flash. Nope, lets post the same tired ass shti thats been posted 50 million times.
>> [_] Anon 1719384 >># Don't be a faggot. If you don't like it don't click. > I DONT LIKE SO YOU MUST BE WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME HUURRRRRR DUUUUUURRRRRRRR
>> [_] fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 1719419 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>> [_] Anon 1719424 >># >Jimmies succesfully Rustled
>> [_] Anon 1719431 you told me exactly what it was, why did I click
>> [_] Anon 1719435 you muthafucka
>> [_] Anon 1719438 bored now
>> [_] Anon 1719445 OP delivers

File: ExplodingBattery.swf-(182 KB, Loop)
[_] Anonymous07/04/12(Wed)23:59No.1713308 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)00:00No.1713309 That's really neat.
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)00:12No.1713314 I don't know whats more scary, the face or the fact that I didn't even flinch. Screamers usually always get me.
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)00:12No.1713315 jumpscare.meh
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)00:17No.1713317 It's not even scary it was just an earfuck for me.
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)00:20No.1713320 Nice try newfag
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)00:21No.1713321 >># Same. It was just mindrape, and I sat there like a deer in headlights as I clicked close tab. Best screamer ever, though.
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)01:33No.1713360 HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE LMFAO OP GOT MEE GOOD LOOOOL NICE ONE BRO XD
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)01:45No.1713370 GOT ME SO HARD DOOD LOLOL LMAO SO GOOD
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)02:28No.1713397 > chin in hand, bored expression > open flash > chin in hand, bored expression > close flash
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)03:25No.1713418 The solution is simple. Erase op from existence
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)03:43No.1713426 first 6 posters and many others try to play it off. This isn't Wheel of fortune, and you're not missing a letter from the word _ I G G E R So gtfo
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)03:50No.1713430 DAMMIT. >182 KB I have only myself to blame.
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)04:06No.1713437 YAWN.. I'm so used to this shit on here I don't even dare go on 4chan without placing my volume on the lowest possible setting just above OFF.
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)04:15No.1713440 >># If you have to go to such wimpy measures as turning off your sound every time you open a flash file just because you don't want to get scared then you are not used to it.
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)04:43No.1713457 >># Personally, i roll my headphones up onto my skull instead of ears for suspicious entries. that way i can still hear, but don't get the kind of bullshit responsible for all the hate in the world posted by juvenile assfuckers.
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)04:54No.1713464 and then I opened a swf called ExplodingBattery and YOOOOOOO
>> [_] Repost-chan07/05/12(Thu)04:55No.1713465 >># I don't see how turning down your volume when you visit /f/ isn't being used to screamers and unnecessarily loud swfs. This isn't even a good screamer. It's like every shitty horror movie when something jumps out, "OH GOT YA LOL." Compared to shit like Jaws, where you're terrified just by someone swimming in the water.
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)04:57No.1713466 hmm i wonder what this is. Click Reach for headset, see flashing. Oh well hello. Chuckle, close flash. Everythingwentbetterthenexpected.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)05:11No.1713468 I always open background tabs because most flashes take a moment to load, so when I heard the piercing audio I knew what was happening.
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)05:31No.1713482 The one time I don't read comments it's a screamer. Made my face tingle like having a seizure or something.
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)06:39No.1713502 sigh of disappointment, and then moved on with my day
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)06:47No.1713504 o rly
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)07:20No.1713514 >># GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)07:22No.1713515 >not opening every flash with middle click to "probe" the contents
>> [_] Anonymous07/05/12(Thu)07:42No.1713523 From now on Im going to go ahead and read the fucking comments before I fucking open gay ass 4 chan bullshit

File: apartment escape.swf-(182 KB, Game)
[_] Escape the room.Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)10:19No.17052 89 TO LATE!
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)10:39No.1705304 I should know to check the filesize first by now.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)10:57No.1705306 >TO LATE! I hate you.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)10:59No.1705307 WHY YOU DO DIS I JUST SITTING HERE DRINK COFFEE AND YOU MAKE DOG JUMP AND HIT DOG HAD FUC U I HAT YO
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)11:13No.1705314 >># Truer words hath ne'er been spoken.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)12:41No.1705371 GODDAMITSHITCUNTNIGGERBABYS! . . . >eat a dick
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)12:45No.1705373 I fucking hate you sometimes ... oh god !!
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)12:53No.1705376 I escaped. fuck your shit.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)13:41No.1705391 Jokes on you, I escaped.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)14:09No.1705406 TOO MANY REPOSTS TO BE SCARY
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)14:31No.1705427 This are not like the old screamers, this kind doesn't have suspense, it's more scary the flashlight attempting to blind you.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)15:19No.1705468 Oh boy jump scares. I miss multiple tabs opening up at least they were just annoying and not some reposted shit from reddit.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)15:21No.1705469 >># QFT
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)15:23No.1705470 lolol had headphones in fuck you XD
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)15:32No.1705474 sure is summer in here
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)15:41No.1705479 >># yeap. fuck i thin i poopes myself a little there

File: Scat_man.swf-(182 KB, Hentai)
[_] WHO'S THE SCAT MAN???Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)11:10No.1700 862 YOUR THE SCAT MAN! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)11:13No.1700863 fucking christ. i hate summer now. fuck you
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)11:15No.1700865 Wait a minute...this isn't Japanese girls pooping an absurd amount from some hentai! Something seems fishy about all of this...
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)11:18No.1700867 Opened it, drank some green tea, ate a few crackers, then closed it. This is why you dont max your headphone volume, faggots.
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)11:20No.1700869 thanks doc
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)11:26No.1700875 >># night shift nurse.... mostly scenes from episode 4-6..... best line ever from that hentai...how can you say you love someone if you cant eat there poop?
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)11:28No.1700876 I was legitimately surprised, but my ears are unharmed.
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)11:29No.1700877 >># b-but i thought only oldfags swimming around here
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)12:02No.1700901 Surprisingly, in before "Hurrdurr 186 kb I totally looked first"
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)12:20No.1700926 Good thing I am sitting on the can with my laptop when I saw this, because I legitimately pissed myself when I saw that.
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)12:25No.1700927 Your point to this sir?
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)12:26No.1700929 awesome to wake up to you are gay
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)12:33No.1700935 I tinkled a little.
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)13:11No.1700962 I've seen some shit. My jimmies remain unrustled.
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)13:24No.1700971 >Been on 4chan for so long none of these things get to me anymore >OP Fail
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)13:38No.1700979 I did open it hoping to hear that song....
>> [_] Ofu !!LLxDM1YR6nJ06/17/12(Sun)14:03No.1701001 Windows 7's Loudness equalization is fucking awesome
>> [_] Anonymous06/17/12(Sun)14:20No.1701010 >open it >stare for a few seconds >reach forward and turn my volume down >close tab I don't react to these anymore. It's just... eh.

File: alcohol rusky.swf-(182 KB, Other)
[_] Anon 1696172
>> [_] Anon 1696176 1/10 Stared at it a few seconds Took a long ass time to realize it was a screamer.
>> [_] Anon 1696177 Now I remember why I look at filesizes on /f/ ...
>> [_] Anon 1696187 I always look at the tabs when I open something on this board so these screamers never get me. There was one time when someone was spamming this one on /b/ and everyone jammed their caps locks when they replied to the screamer. I didn't get scared when I first opened the link which made me feel invincible after I read through the replies. I decided to open the screamer again and turn my sound all the way up to see if I was missing something. This time I looked directly at it and felt the spooks of a thousand skeletons.
>> [_] Anon 1696194 fuck whoever posted this
>> [_] Anon 1696210 YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO PENIS
>> [_] Anon 1696228 hahah being drunk and immunte to dangers.
>> [_] Anon 1696254 Hi Jeff.
>> [_] Anon 1696255 loud noises do not scare, just annoy
>> [_] Anon 1696278 I never learn Pretty sure sage works. Yeah let's sage.
>> [_] Anon 1696399 >open link in new tab >hear sound >close tab

File[[Zone] Cowboy Bebop.swf] - (186 KB)
[_] [H] Leaked for /f/'s viewing pleasure~ Anon 1691115
>> [_] Anon 1691117 2/10
>> [_] Anon 1691118 JERK!
>> [_] Anon 1691119 Nice try. No points for Griffindor.
>> [_] Anon 1691120 fuckkkkkkkkkkk that actually got me
>> [_] Anon 1691121 Too early for dis shiz
>> [_] Anon 1691122 really? you could have at least included the zone/hentaikey intro. then I might have been mildly startled 1/10
>> [_] Anon 1691123 Scrambling For The Mute Button! MOTHER FUCKER DRUNK RAGE! AGRHHH!!
>> [_] Anon 1691126 The real one was "leaked" ages ago bro, you're late and the file size isn't even close.
>> [_] Anon 1691141 fucking shit. i hate it when you fuckers post this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1691146 >186KB >nope.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1691158 >SO >FUCKING >SUMMER
>> [_] Anon 1691167 For some reason that didn't really scare me. I prett
>> [_] Anon 1691175 derp
>> [_] Anon 1691181 pooped a little
>> [_] OP has mad fail 1691186 >># Leaked? Ha. The real one released last week or something. I'm not even opening this one.
>> [_] Anon 1691188 I muted my volume and took my headphones off when clicking the "Just Relax" flash for a precaution. Then I opened this one, boy am I fucking lucky.
>> [_] Anon 1691189 > Sound Equalization > Same old Shit Not a fuck was given this fine morning.
>> [_] Anon 1691191 you know what would be cool? If I had a button that was: "find the fucker that put this shit up because he though it was funny, stab him in the heart with my dick, and ejaculate hot burning hate directly into his bloodstream"

File[[Zone] Zone-Tan.swf] - (186 KB)
[_] [H] Wow, actual porn of her Anon 1687046
>> [_] Anon 1687047 >186 KB
>> [_] Anon 1687050 Suspicious.
>> [_] Anon 1687051 So I opened this swf inside of my swf folder, and thought to my self.. "before I go to bed, I had better just browse /f/ to clear my head of that damned face." So I got here, and first thing I clicked was this. fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 1687052 Where are the Konata and Faye flashes?
>> [_] Anon 1687058 >># go to sleep
>> [_] Anon 1687064 go die in a fire
>> [_] Anon 1687065 Fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 1687067 Oh, this again.
>> [_] Anon 1687069 Hello. I'm new to this board. How do I save this files? I'm playing a game right now and I want to be able to play it later. Thank you in advance.
>> [_] Anon 1687074 >># right click, save link as, and save it somewhere.
>> [_] Anon 1687077 >># Thank you, kind sir.
>> [_] Anon 1687078 scared the living shit out me, i was in peace from pure, 50 minutes of silence into that
>> [_] Anon 1687080 >># First open the flash file in your browser. Then go into the start menu and click Run if you're using Windows XP. If you're using Vista or Win7 just type "run" (minus the quotation marks) in the search bar. Then in the run menu, type in "format c: /u" (minus the quotation marks), this will save the flash file to your C:/ drive and then you can then move it wherever you want or view it in your browser.
>> [_] Anon 1687081 186 KB, seriously now....
>> [_] Anon 1687085 fucking shit
>> [_] Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M 1687091 this is the first time a jump scare actually got me. it's 245 AM, my lights are all out, and I was looking for a nice, slow fap before bed. 10/10 OP.
>> [_] Anon 1687100 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >Ignore Flash Size >Didn't hover over Anon : "mailto:It'safuckingtrap" You deserved it
>> [_] Anon 1687104 >># got me too, my volume was even on. 10/10 jimmies rustled
>> [_] Anon 1687105 >># THANK YOU FINALLY LOGIC
>> [_] Anon 1687110 dude, i deserve to fall for that one. 10/10 i actually jumped on something on 4chan in years
>> [_] Anon 1687114 Not ashamed, I reacted quite loudly. That segued into laughing. Well played.
>> [_] Anon 1687116 first time i have ever fallen for one of these, and to top it off--my volume was at it's max..
>> [_] Anon 1687118 can we get some mods to ban people for posting this shit? It's not even startling anymore, just kind of annoying. Not even butthurt
>> [_] Anon 1687123 Thanks for the adrenalin. I was not expecting that. That's rare for me.
>> [_] Anon 1687132 Tis not that it scared me. Just finding it seriously annoying. The one time I didn't look at the filesize is when I suffer for it. I seriously hope shit like this becomes ban worthy. Actually I remember someone getting banned for something similar to this. I mean come on, posting screamers like this isn't even classy. Come on OP. Make /f/ a better place.
>> [_] Anon 1687133 >># For some reason, I don't believe you.
>> [_] Anon 1687134 "Somewhere, someone has punched a hole through their LCD." Carl Edward Sagan
>> [_] Anon 1687140 >I hate newfags. Pro tip, no volume, have headphones plugged in but not in/on ears, check file size and email And don't post asking questions, lurk till you know. Google is your friend. If I was a mod still I'd ban half of you for being stupid shits. Sigh, and /f/ used to be the one board newfags didn't lurk as much. Its like there is no where safe from idiots these days. PS, this flash is from 98, I hate you op for posting it, some one get somegod damn motherfucking of in here or just die. All of you. Sincerely, anonymous.
>> [_] Anon 1687141 Hi Jeff. How's the wife?
>> [_] Anon 1687144 Wow...that's the first one that's gotten me in a good while. Fuck all the youngfags OP, good show.
>> [_] Anon 1687149 open in new tab >
>> hear noise (suspicious, but im sure i got an idea of what is it) >
>> select tab >
>> laugh well played i say..
>> [_] Anon 1687151 well played op always looking for comments first from now on :)
>> [_] Anon 1687163 I saw it, didn't flinch, and just started laughing my ass off. Years of 4chang has ruined me...
>> [_] Anon 1687170 took head phones off, clicked, preceded to laugh.
>> [_] Anon 1687172 >># Anyone who cries about newfags and gets so angry about shit like this is the worst type of person. I'd take newfags over butthurt pieces of shit such as yourself.

File[lolicatgirls HD.swf] - (186 KB)
[_] [L] Normal loli at work. Faggot 1684268
>> [_] Anon 1684271 flash shocker nothing to see here
>> [_] Anon 1684274 lol welcome back serial killer missed this flash lol
>> [_] Anon 1684339 >Not GI Joe Why?

File[lolicatgirls HD.swf] - (186 KB)
[_] [H] Anon 1680430 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1680434 jeff the killer thanks /f/ I'm basically immune now.
>> [_] Anon 1680436 came here hoping for dancing street guys, was disappoint.
>> [_] Dilemma 1680437 well that really hurt my ears OWWWWWWW
>> [_] hora kuk 1680438 hey you fucking whore
>> [_] Anon 1680440 Seriously OP, get that buttplug out of your ass.
>> [_] Anon 1680470 Fucking got me.
>> [_] I'm so turned on right now! Anon 1680481 i wish their was more of that i'v fapped to this too many times
>> [_] Anon 1680486 that was a good one. expecting one thing delivard FEAR AHHHH gave me a chill
>> [_] Anon 1680488 Made my nose tingly. How dare you fuckin make my nose feel tingly.
>> [_] Anon 1680489 was just pressing as I noticed file size dammit, reflexes gone slow, im gettin old at this
>> [_] Anon 1680491 >people reacting to this What are you, new?
>> [_] Anon 1680512 Doesn't even phase me any more. Am I dead inside?
>> [_] Anon 1680523 >># Same here.
>> [_] t00m/b/ !muOQjkpGis 1680527 >see title >oh sweet an HD version of dan- >wait a second this is /f/ though... >Which one is this gonna be? The Exorcist? Geodude? >O HAI JEFF!!!!11
>> [_] >>Ln'r 1680532 >># I threw a beer bottle at a cop one time, is this his daughter or something???
>> [_] Anon 1680536 i wanted dancing ppl! D:
>> [_] Anon 1680538 great. now I get to stare at this motherfucker on my ceiling again. fuck you and your douchbag demonicly infected flash OP, I'm going to fuck you with a rake.
>> [_] Anon 1680559 it's getting old
>> [_] Anon 1680562 dammit my drunkeness got the best of me
>> [_] Anon 1680588 ok guys, just remember, this file is 186KB, ok guys remember that remember
>> [_] Anon 1680594 It took me a while OP but I fapped to it.
>> [_] Anon 1680602 I'm too tired to be scared by that. Damnation!
>> [_] Anon 1680641 Im done with you OP... just done...
>> [_] Anon 1680645 korean ghost comics are scarier this faggot
>> [_] sage Anon 1680646 sage just stop posting in the thread and let it die. I can't stand this bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1680662 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=844plbHuW 84 I hope this makes everyone feel better. I know it made me feel better.
>> [_] Anon 1680664 just shat my self
>> [_] Anon 1680684 Summerfag detector flash version. r1989
>> [_] Anon 1680686 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># Newfags, every one of you.
>> [_] Cyan 1680701 "Oh hey, lolicatgirls, is it gonna be the dancing guys or actual lolis I wonder.." *Open a new tab with one earphone in my ear* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "nopenopenopenope, I don't even wanna see what's on that tab nope nope NOPE FUCK THAT."
>> [_] Anon 1680708 >># Most definitely...
>> [_] Anon 1680709 I wanted to kill a boner, but not that way. I always laugh with this flash.

File[friendship cannon.swf] - (186 KB)
[_] [?] Making haters hate since 2010! Anon 1676300
>> [_] Anon 1676303 I'm glad I wasn't using my headphones for once
>> [_] Anon 1676306 nice dubs op! now die.
>> [_] Anon 1676307 Well, that made my ears ring a little, but no flinch. You fail at screamers, really~
>> [_] Anon 1676308 >># >># you hate, you loose:)
>> [_] Anon 1676313 deaf and blind - thanks headphones
>> [_] Anon 1676328 relatively well played

File[Miku Neko Miku.swf] - (186 KB)
[_] [L] NSFL Anon 1672748 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1672749 You're a massive cunt.
>> [_] Anon 1672750 I must be more tired than I thought. Had earphone in and all it did was widen my eyes a little
>> [_] Anon 1672751 I only became aware I wasn't wearing my headphones for this when I heard the sound coming from behind my computer. And even then it still startled me.
>> [_] Anon 1672758 >># this.
>> [_] Anon 1672759 good work made my ears hurt and my heart palpitate
>> [_] Anon 1672760 And here I was, hoping for some wholesome Hatsune delight. OP, you bastard
>> [_] Anon 1672761 >mfw i have an addon that shows me a thumbnail >mfw OP is a faggot
>> [_] Anon 1672763 Doom 3 all over again
>> [_] Anon 1672765 This 9gag shit should be bannable.
>> [_] Anon 1672767 >># >mfw I want that addon
>> [_] Anon 1672768 Browsing /f/ without headphones on ISHYGDDT
>> [_] Anon 1672769 >># on mute*
>> [_] Anon 1672777 >># link to addon?
>> [_] Anon 1672779 >># Fucks like this shit are what are killed /f/.
>> [_] Anon 1672781 fuck me, had my stereo on and everything.
>> [_] Anon 1672782 186KB Miku Flash! That is just what i was looking for!
>> [_] Anon 1672788 This face still creeps me the fuck out.
>> [_] Anon 1672803 >># Just some overexposed fat chick, don't see what the problem is.
>> [_] anonymouse 1672811 didn't expect it, but still didn't scare you have failed me for the last time
>> [_] Anon 1672829 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># does anyone know where to get this addon google fails me
>> [_] Anon 1672839 >># Yeah what's your magical addon that nobody else has heard of? Are you sure you just didnt check the thumb on swfchan or something
>> [_] Anon 1672865 >fullscreen >27inch monitor >volume 75% >op is a massive cunt
>> [_] Anon 1672871 fuck yeah ! open in new tab niggers. reduced volume win.
>> [_] Anon 1672875 SAGE THIS SHIT ALREADY
>> [_] Anon 1672897 >ear buds in >GOD DAMMIT MY EARS
>> [_] Anon 1672933 -9001/10, go die.
>> [_] noko 1672936 >># Where might I acquire such an addon?
>> [_] Anon 1672941 Sorry, OP. Couldn't kill my boner.
>> [_] Anon 1672950 >mfw people think this shit is scary
>> [_] Anon 1672955 >># nobody think it's scary, it's startling. there's a big differance.
>> [_] SAGE SAGE 1672956 SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
>> [_] Anon 1672959 > Loudness Equalization > Screamer > Not a single fuck was given OP Has Failed Me Again...
>> [_] Anon 1672960 >># samefag here this nigga was startled? >still a little bitch
>> [_] Mugen7676 !z3WlfboQ5U 1672963 Full mute FTW
>> [_] Anon 1672999 This shit is getting old didnt even scare me anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1673003 fuck you and everyone that looks like you

File[Jeff-the-killer.swf] - (186 KB)
[_] [L] Killer! Anon 1657493 Yep Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1657494 Didn't scare me but for some reason I started getting real itchy.
>> [_] Anon 1657503 >># Damn you.
>> [_] Anon 1657509 Refreshing.
>> [_] Anon 1657528 did not expect. yet did not scare.
>> [_] Anon 1657542 For some reason it didn't scare me this time.
>> [_] Elle Lowel !pY5mGGxSYY 1657545 Ear rape.
>> [_] Anon 1657546 >># This, pretty much. I am forever numb.
>> [_] Anon 1657547 1/10 made me blink didnt have sound on anyway
>> [_] Anon 1657572 got me
>> [_] Anon 1657573 Startled me, a little! I guess I've looped around to assuming that no one would make a screamer out of something that sounds even vaguely menacing. Basically, I fell for the obvious trap because it was TOO obvious. Well done!
>> [_] BewilderForce !!1jt7AT4hFFq 1657575 >186KB Also, why do none of the "scare" images have noses?
>> [_] Anon 1657587 Loaded in background with audio on 1 screamers on /f/ never work
>> [_] Anon 1657596 FUCK YOU MAN FUCK YOU no matter how much 4chan has desensitized me i will always fucking hate that image goodbye sleep for a week
>> [_] Anon 1657600 i got surprised that for sure. and my eyes are bleedin. beside that - meh
>> [_] Anon 1657602 are you going to upload this every night?
>> [_] Anon 1657608 Shouldn't his smile be wider?
>> [_] Anon 1657609 Hahahaha got me. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1657630 I counter your screamer with a gallery of kittens. Basically fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1657650 Didn't really scare when it first came up other than being startled by the noise, but it made me uneasier as it played and had to turn it off. Even opening it back up, knowing what to expect bothers me. lol
>> [_] Anon 1657656 damn lol got me
>> [_] Anon 1657685 that was scary.
>> [_] Anon 1657686 it was funny, I wasnt scared in the first few seconds where I was just kinda stared at it, but then I realized I should probably feel scared and so I fumbled around trying to close it.
>> [_] Anon 1657693 i didnt jump from my chair, but after 7 seconds of viewing i got pretty scared...

File[zone-hinata.swf] - (186 KB)
[_] [H] Anon 1653455 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1653456 ow my ears
>> [_] Anon 1653458 Filesize didn't give it away at all.
>> [_] Anon 1653460 I wish more people would choose a different picture with these. Every time I see this one, it just looks like a retarded girl.
>> [_] Anon 1653464 God damn it. I didn't check the size Guess The joke's on me.
>> [_] Anon 1653467 how destroy a fap
>> [_] Anon 1653476 People still make these? The joke was old before Windows 98 was published.
>> [_] Anon 1653477 >># agreed pick another picture that one isnt even freaky it just looks like some retarded whale trying to do a "why so serious" face
>> [_] Anon 1653492 That was not nice
>> [_] Anon 1653495 >># That's what she said
>> [_] Anon 1653497 I'll admit, this use to scare me like two months ago. But now it's so overused it doesn't even phase me, like I'm expecting it.
>> [_] Anon 1653498 Saw it coming, clicked it anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1653499 not funny. this is how my brother died.
>> [_] Anon 1653500 >zone-hinata.swf >186 KB Seems legit!
>> [_] Anon 1653501 >look at zone hinata >middle mouse click 2 open in tab >look at file size >turn down headset wat
>> [_] Anon 1653506 I don't LIEK. :c
>> [_] Anon 1653510 People need to spice shit up
>> [_] vagina Anon 1653514 Ha, i always open every /f/ link at once in my browser with speakers turned down Saw the flashing image and thought "This fag again" then left this comment Not a single fuck was given this day.
>> [_] Anon 1653534 Haha fuckers! You got trolled!
>> [_] Anon 1653545 >># Thanks OP, your comment brought a smile to my face. Feel free to imagine the reason.
>> [_] Anon 1653554 didnt even jump. like a boss.
>> [_] Anon 1653555 >># >implying thats op
>> [_] Dicks Oak 1653569 I wasn't quite thinking, and thought I'd click it, without checking filesize or comments, and you ALMOST got me, until I remembered I hate naruto, and knew this was a trap. I pulled my earphones away at the last second. Good show.
>> [_] Anon 1653570 go to bed, OP
>> [_] Anon 1653610 For this being such a "fail of a troll", there sure are a shitload of replies.
>> [_] Anon 1653612 >># We always reply to screamers to make sure they are reposted every now and then. Keeps you on guard, you know.
>> [_] Anon 1653620 Is trolling even a thing anymore?
>> [_] Anon 1653635 >># Idiot. Trolling is an art form, and will never be lost.
>> [_] Anon 1653636 >># You mean a art form.
>> [_] Anon 1653640 >># Fuck, I think we're getting a bit meta here (at least, if you're the one I responded to).
>> [_] Anon 1653650 >># >># You mean a form of art. But no, it's actualy not.
>> [_] Anon 1653651 trolling is just a facet of human nature. get over it, trolls are not clever or special, they are weak human beings.
>> [_] Anon 1653656 >># Trolling is totally a art.
>> [_] Anon 1653662 that shit raped my ears
>> [_] Anon 1653675 Volume is always off on /f/
>> [_] Anon 1653685 Click the link the moment I looked at the filesize. Not enough time to abort. Fuck my ears.
>> [_] Anon 1653709 I initiated a staring contest with pic. I won.

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[_] [H] interactive Anon 1644325 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1644336 Bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1644337 DO NOT WATCH
>> [_] Anon 1644339 Saw links to this flash posted on /b/ before. Why is getting that famous?
>> [_] Anon 1644342 Fuck you. My dick has blew up
>> [_] Anon 1644347 >>#KB saw that comin
>> [_] Anon 1644348 . . .FUCK YOU dont scare people, troll them with other things i come here and click on all the links once a day and in the past 2 weeks i have seen this twice. i rather see something silly then something that just makes me panic for 2 secs
>> [_] Anon 1644360 >># l2filesize faggot
>> [_] Anon 1644384 Clicked link. "BLAAAAHHH" Pfft you call that scarey?
>> [_] Anon 1644390 SCREAMER
>> [_] MrStankyDanky 1644391 GOD FUCKIN DAMN
>> [_] Anon 1644393 Welcome to the nineties. Update your game, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1644396 Wow. I expected a screamer because this is the dumbest fucking troll flash name, but...I expected the shrieking girl from the "naked sexy girl" one. Or a hood or a Successful Troll is Successful. Really the latter two. Creepypasta scare flashes aren't necessary here, man. Go back to /x/.
>> [_] Anon 1644398 anyone who would even click on something like that deserves to have their ears raped seriously, ponies should get the fuck off of /f/
>> [_] Anon 1644400 meh... still fapped
>> [_] Anon 1644426 >># fuck off, niggerfaggot. if im desensitized to screamers, you can get desensitized to niceness.
>> [_] Anon 1644428 Nice one, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1644430 >># Damn right >># How about you fuck off and die you shit stain. Ponyfaggots deserve more fucking hate than furfags because at least furfags don't feel the need to taint EVERYTHING with their precious little girl cartoon.
>> [_] Anon 1644431 >># Bestiality = niceness?
>> [_] Anon 1644433 i spect for the hood,im desapointed OP
>> [_] Anon 1644455 I came.
>> [_] Anon 1644465 yea just keep bumping it
>> [_] Anon 1644466 >># jesus shit, almost blew out my fucking speakers. good job fuckwad
>> [_] sage sagefail = failsage 1644469 . . . epost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repo . . .
>> [_] Anon 1644475 good job OP managed to piss off both the anti-mlp people and the mlp people 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1644476 fuck you
>> [_] Anon 1644477 >># yeah, because you're a shining example of niceness, right faggot? way to go , dipshit.
>> [_] Anon 1644480 god this shit is getting old
>> [_] Anon 1644492 Flash is 2/10, filesize was a dead giveaway and the name was just too obvious. Thread on the other hand is 10/10, would read again.
>> [_] Anon 1644496 BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS

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[_] [L] Anon 1639854 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1639856 Well. That woke me up.
>> [_] sage sage 1639877 sage
>> [_] Anon 1639892 The only thing that caught me off guard is the fact that this flash didn't catch me off guard. I completely didn't expect it yet I didn't jump... Yeah!
>> [_] Anon 1639895 Well that was like the most weirdest frightning ever ..
>> [_] Anon 1639927 Fuck, you got me op. Well played.
>> [_] Anon 1639938 um........... that was odd
>> [_] Anon 1639940 well.... shit. looks like i'll have to find something else to do now that i won't be going to sleep ever again...
>> [_] Anon 1639966 fearerection
>> [_] Anon 1639972 scared the fucking shit out of me...
>> [_] Anon 1639984 >># This. I think /f/ has got me jaded. BTW, looks kinda like an old ex-girlfiend. :/
>> [_] Anon 1639986 iv seen this thing so many times. iv got use to it by now
>> [_] Anon 1639992 I didn't even jump or react in fact i stared at the screen for about 7 seconds and was like "meh" I've seen this picture before then slowly scrolled up to the x and closed the tab I don't know if you just suck OP or if I'm jaded by the same thing that gets posted err-week
>> [_] Anon 1639997 Got me. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1639998 HOLY SHIT. I just watched the creepypasta on Jewtube and now this. I'm a-scared
>> [_] Anon 1640070 Sause of the song ?
>> [_] Anon 1640071 And that's why I open these in new tabs loading in the background.
>> [_] Anon 1640090 well that was strange, didnt make me jump or really made me feel fear. i did feel that pulling of my gut when i get scared and im slightly paranoid now....eh whatver

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[_] [L] I LIKE?????? VIDEO ‮ suomynonA ‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ ‪‪ 1636061 The game Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] ‮ Anon ‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ ‪‪ 1636063 Trolol
>> [_] Anon 1636066 I've seen this flash so many times it doesn't even graze me anymore. No, I'm not mad.
>> [_] Anon 1636073 congrats....I was already scared being home alone and you got me. I'm pretty good about not clicking these things too...bump for you.
>> [_] Anon 1636074 Is it weird that I fap to this?
>> [_] Anon 1636076 186 kb. Nope.
>> [_] ‮ suomynonA ‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ ‪‪ 1636084 >># >># >># >># Just a little bit sir.... >># Congrats >># >that feel. >feelsgoodman
>> [_] Anon 1636119 >># Look, you're doing screamers all wrong. All you're doing is slightly hurting people's ears and wasting another slot on /f/.
>> [_] ‮ suomynonA ‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ ‪‪ 1636122 >># No, I'm not.
>> [_] Anon 1636127 >># i gotta second that one buddy. Wasn't mad or butthurt, just sort of let-down.
>> [_] ‮ suomynonA ‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ ‪‪ 1636131 >># Oh well. Shit happens.
>> [_] Anon 1636140 Is this the ICP?
>> [_] ‮ suomynonA ‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ ‪‪ 1636147 >># >># I hope not/
>> [_] Cirno !CIRNOtrFGA 1636166 Flash Blocker has blocked you from viewing this potentially dangerous file. Here is a small preview. oh look it's a poor screamer. nice try, sport.
>> [_] Anon 1636168 OW GODDAMMIT DUDE I HAD MY VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1636169 I have three pet rats that were eating a plate of food right next to me. This scared the shit out of them more than it did me.
>> [_] ‮ suomynonA ‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ ‪‪ 1636174 >># And they said I couldnt do it.. >># I thought you was gunna say one died. Lmao
>> [_] Anon 1636182 reminds me of this: http://photo-upload.at.ua/i600/2012/m14/ e23568734345.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1636188 >># Fuck, you got me.
>> [_] Anon 1636208 Long day, tired as shit, haven't slept in 2 days, cuddle up in bed, settle down to some [L], click this OH THAT'S FINE I WAS GOING TO DEPRIVE MYSELF OF SOME MORE SLEEP ANYWAY :[