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>> Anon 30928 [IMG] 2deep4u.swf (1.15 MiB) 640x512, Compressed. 23 frames, 30 fps (00:01). Ver10, AS3. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: <METADATA> [find in archive]
>> Anon 37137 >but this is all but a pretencious game it sure is

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>> Anon 14461 [IMG] 2deep4u.swf (1.15 MiB) 640x512, Compressed. 23 frames, 30 fps (00:01). Ver10, AS3. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: <METADATA>

File: pretentious-game-13225.swf-(1.15 MB, Game)
[_] Pretentious Game Anon 1823651 It's pretentious. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1823658 for a gay as game.... It was pretty good. I'll remember this.
>> [_] Anon 1823670 The title had me believing this was going to be a parody of shitty flashes like this. But no, it's just another one of those.
>> [_] Anon 1823675 THE FEELS....
>> [_] Anon 1823725 ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1823742 would have been easily forgettable if not for the music.
>> [_] Anon 1823837 I didn't want to know these feels

File: 2deep4u.swf-(1.15 MB, Game)
[_] lik dis if u cry ever tim Anon 1775276 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon-sama 1775283 I'm not licking this.
>> [_] Anon 1775291 ;_; omg so touching the blue loves te pink and thus he rapes and murders her family
>> [_] Anon 1775299 .... fucking armor games promoting games with a deeper meaning! god dammit
>> [_] Anon 1775302 honestly the art-style and music killed it for me. now, don't get me wrong. I enjoy minimalistic themes. The problem here was the bright colors and white background. It just didn't set a good visual feel for what I was -supposed- to experience. As for the music, I want to complain that it was just generic "emotional" piano music -- but that wasn't the problem. The problem was the music didn't change or stop at the climax. Nothing about this game invokes my emotions, even if I really want it to because I can relate to the story through personal experience.
>> [_] Anon 1775315 The Love of my Life had me play this game a year ago just messing around. She left me not a few months ago. I open this flash just dicking around..and... God damn it OP... I hate you...
>> [_] Anon 1775318 >># ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1775320 >># ... Fuck I'm sorry bro... She was a dumb bitch anyway
>> [_] Anon 1775329 The most appropriate response is I don't get it.
>> [_] Anon 1775345 notice the pink square never moves towards the blue square, minus once when the blue square makes no effort to move towards the pink square at all now that's what I call a metaphor
>> [_] Anon 1775349 >a single use of irony to appear DEEEEEEEEP >literally calls itself out on what it is >indie2dretroplatformer >bucketloads of ambiguity This game is so tongue in cheek it hurts
>> [_] Anon 1775352 Perfect ending. I went through the game thinking "Christ this is sappy bullshit", but burst into laughter at the end.
>> [_] Anon 1775353 >># so edgy
>> [_] Anon 1775355 >># so smarmy
>> [_] Anon 1775367 IT MORPHED INTO A WIDE DICKGIRL, SO FAT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO SMALLER COPIES OF ITSELF IS BESIDE IT
>> [_] Anon 1775368 >># >she left me not So you're still together? Good for you, /f/riend!
>> [_] Anon 1775377 >tfw no pink square
>> [_] Anon 1775380 That feel.
>> [_] Anon 1775381 >SHE YET HAS A DAUGHTER
>> [_] Anon 1775415 would've prefered if both were blue
>> [_] Anon 1775424 64deep128me
>> [_] Anon-sama 1775437 Learn to spell, OP. And who the hell is Tim? Oh, wait! You mean Tim the Enchanter! I didn't know he hung out on the boards...
>> [_] Anon 1775448 >># Idontknowiftrollorstupid.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1775470 >># lel'd
>> [_] Anon-sama 1775477 >># Don'tknowifstupidorblind.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1775484 I can't get past the loading screen wat do?
>> [_] Anon 1775500 How do you even play this? Arrow keys and mouse don't work. No instructions anywhere. The only part "pretentious" about this game is how much it expects from how little info it gives you. 0/10
>> [_] Anon 1775502 >># Is_this_nigga_serious.jpg It was incredibly easy, when you had to use the mouse it said "Use the mouse" or "Drag myself to you".
>> [_] Anon 1775512 ;_;

File[pretentious-game.swf] - (1.15 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1668203 感想
>> [_] Anon 1668205 god damn goosebumps, why do you have to be so amazing
>> [_] Anon 1668213 fuq, this is the most hipster flash I've ever seen, why was it written by a 16 year old girl ?
>> [_] Anon 1668219 >># nothing more that feelings
>> [_] Anon 1668222 >># I mean, it is called "Pretentious Game"
>> [_] Anon 1668251 >># That's the POINT. The best part is the idiots on Newgrounds that praise it for being wonderfully deep and meaningful, unaware that they are the sort of idiots the author is deriding.
>> [_] Anon 1668257 >ending... GOD DAMMIT /f/
>> [_] Anon 1668276 b'awww time /f/ style?..
>> [_] Anon 1668278 >># Not the guy you are replying to but... BRILLIANT
>> [_] Anon 1668280 Haaaaa la SALOOOOPE!
>> [_] Anon 1668291 heh I jumped off at the end
>> [_] Anon 1668306 Rage time /f/? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/59 4380 Rage time.
>> [_] Anon 1668307 wow this is really clever.
>> [_] Anon 1668321 I saw that NTR coming miles away.
>> [_] Anon 1668326 god damn this i really hope 2deep finishes their game to show them how to do it properly bravo though
>> [_] Anon 1668327 Title had me hoping for satire. Turned out to be just another "art game" with pixels the size of hams. Unless this is just one of those faceplanting satires that thinks you parody something by just doing exactly what it does.
>> [_] Anon 1668330 >># wait? it was serious? cause i took it as a stupid satire
>> [_] Anon 1668335 >># the term you're looking for is poe's law you pretentious prick
>> [_] Anon 1668359 I told her how I felt. She laughed, quickly apologized, but burst out laughing again. I was better off dreaming
>> [_] Anon 1668373 "Pretentious Game is my entry to the Ludum Dare 23 event. It is my first time to join there and I hope to get some fun in doing so. In this game, I decided to be serious although I wanted to put in a joke in there on pretentious games. I did get in a skewer with the title deliberately being this, but the ending's message is so strong I didn't want to spoil by making a bad joke."
>> [_] Anon 1668375 >># myth busted?
>> [_] Anon 1668413 game was easy as shit try to come up with something a little harder next time noobs...