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[_] stop posting amvs you fucking weeaboos Anon 2960545 this isn't /a/ fuck off
>> [_] Anon 2960641 It's so easy when you know how
>> [_] Anon 2960644 >Complaining about weeaboos >Rules of flash >Rule 1: All uploaded files should be uniquely Japanese (pertain to Japanese culture). "Run of the mill" content is to be had elsewhere. I seriously hope you were only pretending to be retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2960649 >># >citing archaic, widely disregarded rules
>> [_] Anon 2960653 >># >Comes to weeaboo country >Complains about all the weeaboos Fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 2960656 All faggots in this thread, get out. >Rule complaining faggots >Weeaboo faggots >Complaining about weeaboo faggots >Faggots being faggots for the sake of being faggots, faggots.
>> [_] Anon 2960658 I could not agree agree more. so sick of these beta fags i can sense their neck beards everytime i enter /f/
>> [_] Anon 2960663 >weeaboos >4chan Need i say more? Newfaggot?
>> [_] Anon 2960665 tfw you fuck up your house and your video doesn't go viral >># This. Newfag
>> [_] Anon 2960669 Youre all fucking virgin cunts, go to school
>> [_] Anon 2960672 >># Lol butthurt
>> [_] Anon 2960675 >># Better to be a virgin cunt than a shitty, cavernous, beat up twat like yourself.

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[_] Anon 2736502
>> [_] Anon 2736507 xD that's not how that's made!! Lol!
>> [_] Anon 2736624 >># what are you 12??? MODS MODS MODS MODS
>> [_] Anon 2736660 >># topkek, this is what every cooking show feels like to me when an episode ends

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[_] Anon 2490466
>> [_] Anon 2490471 See the problem was they were using pasta when they clearly said the recipe called for PAHSTA
>> [_] Anon 2490592 That New Zealand pride

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[_] Anon 2224045 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2224050 This is my fetish
>> [_] Anon 2224056 Insane cooking.
>> [_] Anon 2224082 Far more entertaining than I thought.
>> [_] Anon 2224174 Love it.
>> [_] Anon 2224179 i like it but this is a prime example of why you shouldnt let homosexuals prepare meals
>> [_] Anon 2224185 A little bit of wee came out
>> [_] Anon 2224218 its like ,,we got too much money so we are gona waste alot of food and make massive mess in our kitchen,, right?

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[_] Anon 2145295
>> [_] Anon 2145297 Okay I wan't really into it until they used a drill and a torch to rotisserie a chicken. Made me laugh.
>> [_] Anon 2145407 sweden does it better
>> [_] Anon 2145409 I wasn't expecting much, but I was pleasantly surprised
>> [_] Anon 2145413 Why does he love throwing knives at chopping boards so much?
>> [_] Anon 2145427 >># exactly!
>> [_] Anon 2145457 >># leave it to australia
>> [_] Anon 2145463 This isn't working. My dick is stuck in the dishwasher.

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[_] Happy Friday Anon 1921971
>> [_] Anon 1921978 hahahaha my god, the end result
>> [_] Anon 1922018 Reminds me of the guy that didn't say anything and cooked things horribly. To cook bacon he pulled bacon out of the trash bin.
>> [_] Anon 1922074 >># I haven't seen this bacon one, /r/ing it
>> [_] Anon 1922080 Kind of shit. It's like someone on TV saw howtobasic on youtube and thought they'd do it on the media before someone else did nice try though I guess
>> [_] Anon 1922081 >># I agree, but nonetheless it was still pretty funny
>> [_] Anon 1922084 >># But this video is from 2010, and HowToBasic's channel wasn't even born until a year later.
>> [_] Anon 1922103 >># >># Told status: [ ] NOT TOLD [ ] TOLD [X] FUCKING JUST GOT TOLD

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[_] /f/ sucks every day Anon 1904747
>> [_] Anon 1904758 Awesome flash, I laughed so hard. What's the source?
>> [_] Anon 1904765 This would've been funny, but they lack a true feeling of hurry and are just being too obvious about their intended clumsiness. I prefer EXTREME RICE.swf to this a trillion times. >># >herr how do i geegle speed cooking turkey pasta salad
>> [_] Anon 1904876 These two faggots are just a shittier version of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9 ic Wasnt funny, 0/10
>> [_] Anon 1904907 >># Well, how do you?

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[_] MOAR Anon 1845951 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] OKLAHOMA 1845953 MY SIDES
>> [_] Anon 1845974 kiwi humor there's another one of these from this guy - this one's a little too nuts for me
>> [_] Anon 1845991 it makes me feel bad when adults destroy things like that. showing they have no sense of money, it's just stuff the didn't pay 4
>> [_] Anon 1846055 >># .....wat Here's the way real adults do things: 1.Get a friend who is into the same thing you are, something like flipping property 2. Buy shit property 3. Spend a few months renovating it 4. Once completed, film hilarious video in nearly bare kitchen, only minor cosmetic damage 5. Clean up and repair things you broke, after all you are the one that out them there in the first place 6. Sell property for nearly twice initial investment, more than covering the project AND your shennanigans cost 7. Post to youtube and have a laugh Real adults dont mind paying money to have a laugh.
>> [_] Anon 1846099 1-0/10 wud fuck OP's video
>> [_] Anon 1846101 I was pretty calm until the rotisserie chicken. Then I just flat out lost it.

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[_] uploading this for a friend Anon 1833910
>> [_] Anon 1833922 ok, can someone find me this sad/funny "making waffles" video?
>> [_] Anon 1833939 >uploading this for a friend why not point them to the swfchan page instead of cluttering up our /f/ with this tripe?
>> [_] Anon 1833941 >># oh shit sir, you are right. i will bury my head in shame i still think this flash is funny as hell
>> [_] Anon 1833948 >># I agree with you, and I thank you for uploading it. You really should have showed him the swf on swfchan, though.

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[_] Anon 1821945
>> [_] Anon 1821949 I know how im preparing all my rotisseried goods now
>> [_] Anon 1821996 I have seen better
>> [_] Anon 1822005 I was expecting gay sex. Thanks for the dissapointment.
>> [_] Anon 1822045 That's no good to me.
>> [_] Anon 1822109 Gets me every time

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[_] Ever watched speed cooking? roflsalad 1814139 Some people have a real knack for it, you know. These guys, for example.
>> [_] Anon 1814144 >># thats how i cook most of my meals. i sometimes just leave the oven on for a long time so its constantly hot.
>> [_] Anon 1814158 >># pretty much this
>> [_] Anon 1814161 I wanna see the girl playing just dance and shitting, it made me lol and go why hard?
>> [_] Anon 1814182 rotisserie the turkey, genius! but there is one problem guys, THIS DOESNT WORK, I REPEAT, THIS DOESNT WORK!!!!!!!!! it actually takes 2 minutes and 6 seconds!!!!!! not only 2 minutes as mentioned on the video.
>> [_] Anon 1814196 OH MY GOD ITS PEOPLE COOKING MAKING A MESS NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOL
>> [_] Anon 1814274 >># SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT!

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[_] Speed Cooking Lastsix 1809683
>> [_] Skaarj !Queen.81k2 1809719 I like HowToBasic better.
>> [_] Anon 1809740 i was wondering what i was wasting my time with this, then i saw the sliding door cutter, and smiled. then i fucking lost it on the rotisserie chicken part of the video. goddamn hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1809812 quite nice pro-tips right there thanks for posting
>> [_] Anon 1809813 fucking winrar
>> [_] Anon 1809849 Dante hires personal chefs.swf

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[_] RA RA FIGHT THE CAPTCHA Anon 1802579
>> [_] Anon 1802608 what's with all these "Wasting food" vids. I lol'ed regardless
>> [_] Anon 1802619 They sound like they're from new zealand. also, the chicken, i laughed really hard
>> [_] Anon 1802711 bumping something not zeitshit
>> [_] Anon 1802735 I really liked the calm intro and outtro.

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[_] Anon 1786390
>> [_] Anon 1786402 the chickenon the drill part was great i wanna do it at home now
>> [_] Anon 1786405 popcorn on the barbie
>> [_] Anon 1786427 I like it!
>> [_] Anon 1786436 lol'd my face off
>> [_] Anon 1786441 This is funny, but it was a little too tryhard for the slapstick at times.
>> [_] Anon 1786471 These dudes ought to be shot in their fucking knees. So much people starving... This is total bullshit. So much waste, and what is worse; this shit is not funny, at all. Like >># said, they try too much, and fail miserably. This post gave me RAGE.
>> [_] Anon 1786511 >># Oh boy. Go look what the supermarkets and restaurants throw out daily. That'll make this look peanuts. Anyways, more of this?
>> [_] Anon 1786513 >># They made videos about speed cooking things.. ..until they took a bullet to the knees. Hope the funny lols helped your rage go away
>> [_] Anon 1786515 >># If they didn't use it for comedy it's not as though it would have fed anyone. You type like a Nigerian. Is that why you're angry? You actually *are* starving?

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[_] Anon 1761164
>> [_] Anon 1761185 sounds legit, brb 2 min
>> [_] Anon 1761192 >El Dente thatrustledmyjimmies.png
>> [_] Anon 1761197 Is this some sort of gay fetish I'm unaware of?
>> [_] Anon 1761200 You didn't upload the best one you fucking bitch >speed cooking japan
>> [_] Anon 1761224 It's so easy, when you know how.
>> [_] Anon 1761251 Oh god. Best 2 minutes of my life.

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[_] Anon 1751152 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] ThreadKilIer !!mUCAPUBj+FR 1751160 this is fucking hilarious
>> [_] Anon 1751167 youtube link?
>> [_] Zenon 1751177 /watch?v=jWqMaF2ixXY Good old New Zealand
>> [_] Anon 1751180 PAST-A
>> [_] Anon 1751189 Just an ordinary lunch down under.
>> [_] Anon 1751205 and this is why gay marriage is banned. there'd be so many shenanigans, so many kitchens would be destroyed..
>> [_] Anon 1751270 Manly cooking
>> [_] Anon 1751280 Stupid. Not funny, stupid.
>> [_] Anon 1751316 I still think Xtreme rice is funnier http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf8cM7f6P 2I
>> [_] Thedoorman !JoKer6oE5o 1751317 reminds me of hardcore rice. popcorn on the barbie.
>> [_] Anon 1751431 They're not getting their deposit back.

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[_] Speed Cooking Anon 1742663
>> [_] Anon 1742669 every day
>> [_] Anon 1742670 How real men cook :D
>> [_] Anon 1742685 I used to cook like this, then I realised the premade stuff was done exactly the same, so I go for that now.
>> [_] Anon 1742785 I approve of this
>> [_] Anon 1742872 I use to cook like this... but then I took a weed wacker to my nuts and was forced into marriage,
>> [_] Anon 1742875 When he cooked the chicken i cried , too much art in one single flash

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[_] New Zealand Represent Anon 1727416
>> [_] Anon 1727454 wow
>> [_] Anon 1727512 This is... genius!
>> [_] Anon 1727522 Oh my happiness cortex it burns
>> [_] Anon 1727564 PAY-STAY.

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[_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)00:55No.1704974 New Zealand cooking show Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)01:42No.1705008 I haven't lol'd like that in so long. Thanks, OP.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)01:46No.1705012 Oh /ck/, you so crazy.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)02:18No.1705033 I completely lost it when they were cooking the chicken.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)02:35No.1705038 This is one of the funniest things i've seen in a very long time
>> [_] Cain !!GBvgNM4tK9g06/23/12(Sat)02:50No.1705047 Just proves slapstick can still be funny when done right.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)03:05No.1705055 This may have been funny if it were on Nick Jr. and was aimed at children. Fucking white people. They overdo everything.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)03:08No.1705057 >># I think the turk...chicken was cooked to well done, not overdone.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)03:10No.1705059 I lost it when he ripped open the bag of pasta and it exploded everywhere. I've been there.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)07:21No.1705167 Wow, haven't seen Lee Hart for a while.
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)07:22No.1705170 >># Shit, make that Leigh Hart
>> [_] Anonymous06/23/12(Sat)08:07No.1705205 anyone else thinks he looks like a white morpheus?

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[_] [L] Anon 1693523 New Zealand cooking show Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1693587 I'm so tired that I actually found this entertaining
>> [_] Anon 1693597 thats actually how it looks when i trying to cook something...
>> [_] Anon 1693600 >New Zealand >Into comedy
>> [_] Anon 1693606 Either I'm tired as shit or New Zealand actually made me laugh
>> [_] Cirno !CIRNOtrFGA 1693611 i lost it when he blowtorches the chicken while it spins on the drill
>> [_] Anon 1693630 It's like some terrible attempt at slap stick.
>> [_] Anon 1693633 >># every one needs a party pooper that's why they invited you. Party pooper. party pooper.
>> [_] Anon 1693681 This is terrible.
>> [_] Anon 1693694 Shit, i fucking laughed. 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1693712 I watched that a good 20 times.
>> [_] Anon 1693732 They seem to have a generous lack of qualms about futzing things up.
>> [_] Anon 1693736 >># same here. I kept a straight face for the video up until that part.
>> [_] Anon 1693746 Next on Speed Cooking, we prepare a nice lasagna for two.
>> [_] Raguspan 1693751 >covering up what they prepared with an older photo of the dish CLASSY! What is this from, OP? Thanks for sharing.
>> [_] Anon 1693790 moar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ceC7ERs Lc
>> [_] Anon 1693791 They're never getting their security deposit back.
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1693834 Oh those wacky Kiwis!