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[_] [P][O][C][A][L][Y][S][E] Anon 2054846
>> [_] Anon 2054851 Why is Famine a business guy?
>> [_] Anon 2054855 Where's the joke?
>> [_] Anon 2054861 >># probably because we have enough food to feed the world but business or some bs keeps us from feeding everyone
>> [_] Anon 2054863 >># Oh. Man that's dumb.
>> [_] Anon 2054883 accent too stronk
>> [_] Anon 2054897 Huh, better than I was expecting after seeing the NG Logo. Pretty decent, actually. Does this guy do any more of these?
>> [_] Anon 2054908 >># Death's got another video. They're by a guy called Sexual Lobster, one weird ass sonofabitch hailing from Australia. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPbhhqlFE Rk At first, the videos are off-putting, but soon enough they draw you in, and you just can't stop going back to them.
>> [_] Anon 2054916 >># Since when have the Aussie's NOT been weird-ass son's-of-bitches? But it's a good kind of weird. "Ay, Mate, I ain't de weird one 'ear. I'm blimey awesome. You're de pathetic wimp that can't reco'nize Godhood when ye' see it," Is something along the lines of what comes to mind. Will check him out though, for sure. Odd sense of humor, but that just makes it more entertaining.
>> [_] Anon 2054957 >># The joke is that the four horsemen can't really do anything now because of modern technology. So they just get high and run over cats all day instead.
>> [_] Anon 2054965 didn't like the jokes but ti was kinda good
>> [_] Anon 2054977 /)* Pestilence
>> [_] Anon 2055000 Nigger

File: Horsemen.swf-(4.97 MB, Hentai)
[_] [O][R][S][E][M][E][N] Anon 1751331
>> [_] Anon 1751335 GOD DAMMIT I READ THAT AS HORSE SEMEN
>> [_] Anon 1751338 That was amazing. I loled at "peace agreements" though, there's more than enough war even with all that
>> [_] Anon 1751348 Was alright. Not sure why Famine was a man in a business suit. Hell, I expected Pestilence to be Famine when I first saw him. "Duuude, I got the munchies baaad, man. I have for like... 1500 years."
>> [_] Anon 1751353 >># I would assume its a reference to Good Omens, where Famine was a businessman basically who invented totally-not-mcdonalds. It was a brilliant concoction of food that made the person fat while giving them no nuitritional value. He also invented super models, with a diet that was another line of food he made that was the same thing, without growing fat. And he forced all the people in his company to be on that diet or something. All of the horsemen in that book were pretty enjoyable. Especially Pollution (He replaced pestilence when pestilence threw up his hands 600 years ago and walked off muttering something about penicillin).
>> [_] Anon 1751355 plague fucks his own horse, proof that ponyfags are the plague of humanity!
>> [_] Anon 1751377 >># That's most likely what it is. What you say makes sense. I Wikipedia'd that shit too, and it looks like something I'd probably want to read. You are more cultured than I, anon. Hats off to you.
>> [_] Anon 1751393 The original Famine didn't make people hungry, he drove up food prices so nobody could eat. This is why his depiction usually has him brandishing weigh scales. Also, isn't it War, Pestilence, Famine, and Strife the horsemen, with Death being an Angel? Or is the Angel Of Death and the horseman the same entity? Perhaps Famine is sometimes referred to as Strife? I'm confuse.
>> [_] Anon 1751412 Where's Conquest? and why did he put Pestilence in his space?
>> [_] Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M 1751416 why were the steeds not the right colour? war rode a red horse pestilence a green horse famine a black horse and death a white horse.
>> [_] Anon 1751436 >># >nobody is talking about MLP >MAN I HATE PONIES, HEY GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT PONIES FANS, I HATE THEM You are the cancer. It is you.
>> [_] Anon 1751438 It's suppose to be War, Conquest, Famine and Death. Pestilence was an ass backwards addition of the 20th century. Trying to call Pestilence a Horseman is like trying to call Joe one of the Three Stooges. It makes you look retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1751445 >># >># I always figured War and Conquest being generally redundant.
>> [_] Anon 1751447 >># war/wôr/ Noun: A state of armed conflict between different nations or states or different groups within a nation or state. con·quest/ˈkänkwest/ Noun: The subjugation and assumption of control of a place or people by use of military force. A territory that has been gained in such a way: "colonial conquests". Learn to word definitions.
>> [_] Anon 1751450 >># Conquest was originally the symbol of righteousness. War was the symbol of the blood to be spilled by the war.
>> [_] Red 1751466 I lol'd at the "you poured boiling water into my helmet". Death is a dick.

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[_] Anon 1740603 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1740788 >># Bumping cuz I laughed hard.
>> [_] Anon 1740829 I think I've watched this half a dozen times now and I'm still enjoying it. "That's MY horse you blind fuck!" cracks me up every damn time.