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If the site isn't working like it should for you it is because EasyList (a set of filter rules used by your adblocker) has started to block the whole subdomain. This causes captchas to not load and the easy solution is to just disable the adblocker completely. Ironically this causes people using the EasyList ruleset to actually see more ads...

Since it's exceptionally easy to only block the actual ads on swfchan (no ads are actually served from swfchan's own domain) and because the current ruleset is actually causing visitors to see more ads I thought this matter would be quickly resolved. However, I have been trying to contact EasyList for over three weeks now with no response. Therefore I feel the need to ask my visitors to e-mail them as well to bring attention to this issue and show that regular users of EasyList care about swfchan, not just the guy running the site.

They have two e-mails: and The first one is the primary mail but I've sent mail to both and received a reply from neither. Have sent using different mail accounts as well so I know there was no sending issues on my end. I should have written this announcement earlier but this whole thing felt like such an open-and-shut case that I would never have imagined swfchan still being blocked like this after three weeks. Big thanks to anyone helping out!

Note: I'm not writing this because of money, the site's income is actually the same as before (less visitors but less blockers equal same ad views). I am however worried that in the long run, in a year or so, this may lead to less links leading to swfchan which would sure enough finally kill it off the web, especially with the dwindling flash support these days. I also don't think this is a fair practice by EasyList, there's no reason what-so-ever to block swfchan itself. I don't serve ads and an adblocker should block ad providers, not sites that use ad providers. I also don't limit anyone blocking ads from using the site in any way. It feels like the EasyList authors took just a minute to look at swfchan, said "fuck it" and proceeded to block the whole thing instead of only the ads.

So if you have a moment I'd really appreciate it if you took the time to e-mail them about this. Just be polite and ask EasyList to block only the ads on swfchan, not the actual content on swfchan itself. There's a discussion thread over here.

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killer french toast.swf
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ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 6/5 -2014 08:43:22 Ended: 6/5 -2014 08:54:25Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: killer french toast.swf-(8.84 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Top Dog 2374913
>> [_] Anon 2374921 He forgot to mix in the semen
>> [_] Anon 2374922 Beat it hard indeed

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/2 -2014 19:35:07 Ended: 2/2 -2014 23:31:20Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Killer French Toast.swf-(8.84 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2277164 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2277175 >># >sometimes even executed
>> [_] Anon 2277286 how do I make garlic bread? HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE GARLIC BREAD!!!
>> [_] Anon 2277303 SPERGIN LIKE A PRO!
>> [_] Anon 2277359 This video was right in the middle of that uncanny valley for me. Wasnt sure if it was real or not for the longest time.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/1 -2014 06:45:38 Ended: 3/1 -2014 10:02:31Flashes: 1 Posts: 14
File: Killer French Toast.swf-(8.84 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2246280 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2246283 This guy's dialogue is amazing.
>> [_] Anon 2246291 >># his pacing and the lines are just too perfect
>> [_] Anon 2246303 >if they arnt married by the age of 20 it was seen as a crime against religion >they were often beaten up or tortured and sometimes killed also this video made me sad, its a story about a person whos just trying to be optimistic about life and just wants french toast, >cant afford proper ingrediants? hehe... thats fine use this stuff..... >cant use oven....? thats good too! we can use a toaster oven.... >that doesnt work too....? ok... ill just eat the bread! it will be great!
>> [_] Anon 2246358 >># >a person whos just trying to be optimistic about life and just wants french toast I know that feeling all to well...
>> [_] Anon 2246368 SAGE for Child Porn.
>> [_] Anon 2246382 I don't have an oven so I just lit a fire inside my washing machine and turned off the water and set it to tumble or whatever.
>> [_] Anon 2246385 Not sure if it was serious or lulz but my god I was dying. +1
>> [_] Anon 2246436 >># Holy shit I'm dying
>> [_] Anon 2246445 >># *drying
>> [_] Anon 2246483 >2014 >no nutmeg >mfw also, I didn't find the video especially funny also 2: You don't have to make french toast sweet. Leave out the vanilla/maple syrup and cinnamon and when it's done, throw a slice of ham or salami on top. Instant win.
>> [_] Anon 2246486 >># You have to make it as sweet as possible so then it's not so salty when you slather it in dick milk.
>> [_] Anon 2246495 >># I would eat dick milk french toast, but where do you even get that much? Milking a horse?
>> [_] Anon 2246501 >># You have to save up for a while but it just makes that one morning that much more special.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/1 -2013 19:01:05 Ended: 27/1 -2013 21:05:40Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: killer french toast.swf-(8.84 MB, Hentai)
[_] [E][N][R][Y][S] [K][I][T][C][H][E][N] Anon 1869257
>> [_] Anon 1869292 10/10 lol'd hard.
>> [_] Anon 1869302 my sides
>> [_] Anon 1869304 >originally originated by the french
>> [_] Anon 1869307 "That's one of the things that a lot of people fuck up." oh god lolsss
>> [_] Anon 1869320 >Beat it hard lost it
>> [_] Anon 1869323 He has other videos. Here's the second one. I8
>> [_] Anon 1869352 this dude reminds me of Jon Arbuckle

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 15/1 -2013 00:33:30 Ended: 15/1 -2013 04:07:23Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File: killer french toast.swf-(8.84 MB, Game)
[_] Anon 1857696
>> [_] Anon 1857731 didnt beat it hard enough i knew i did something wrong
>> [_] Anon 1857782 not a game
>> [_] Anon 1857790 This is good stuff
>> [_] Anon 1857795 because of the title i half expected him to die at some point.
>> [_] Anon 1857821 I think this a pretty good video, in the same vein as the other fail how-to videos. I think the strangest one was the "how to make sushi". I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be funny or creepy.
>> [_] Anon 1857823 >># The way he cuts bread, I was expecting severed fingers at least.
>> [_] Anon 1857848 wtf am i watching?
>> [_] Anon 1857852 is that you Geoff keighley? The Doritos saviour?

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/11 -2012 21:46:35 Ended: 3/11 -2012 01:02:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Killer French Toast.swf-(8.84 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1798841
>> [_] JollyNigra !vydV.9pagM 1798912 Originally originated.
>> [_] Anon 1798917 Despite all the fuckery, this is actually a pretty decent recipe.
>> [_] Anon 1798937 As a line cook in a breakfast restaurant this is fucking painful.
>> [_] Anon 1798956 I find howtobasic funier, each to their own.
>> [_] Anon 1798977 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
>> [_] Anon 1798981 >># cY

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/10 -2012 13:19:12 Ended: 27/10 -2012 22:31:02Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Killer French Toast.swf-(8.84 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1792836 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1792845 Fluoxetine.
>> [_] Anon 1792899 This is fucking amazing and hilarious
>> [_] Anon 1792910 I hope this is an actual show.
>> [_] Anon 1792935 op is an asshole for posting this
>> [_] Anon 1792951 >or even executed wat
>> [_] Anon 1792953 this guy is amazing.
>> [_] Anon 1792974 Best culinary show EVER
>> [_] Anon 1793068 this is the perfect cooking show for 4chan! Someone should let /ck/ know about this guy.
>> [_] Anon 1793087 bamp

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/9 -2012 06:19:17 Ended: 25/9 -2012 04:18:36Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Killer French Toast.swf-(8.84 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1765892
>> [_] Anon 1765901 nigga bet that tastes like shit
>> [_] Anon 1765906 >Making American Toast in the fucking oven Does he not own a deep fryer?
>> [_] Anon 1765930 this is surprisingly sad
>> [_] Anon 1765945 this is a cross between the most pathetic cooking show i've ever seen... and Garfield Minus Garfield.
>> [_] Anon 1765954 >read killer french toast >expect gore >no gore >won't sleep anyway tonight
>> [_] Anon 1765961 anyone else find this fucking hilarious?
>> [_] Anon 1765977 just me or does this get better and better the longer you watch it?
>> [_] Anon 1765983 Dem awkward pauses.
>> [_] Anon 1766039 i laughed too hard at this

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ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/9 -2012 21:06:54 Ended: 7/9 -2012 09:38:13Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: killer french toast.swf-(8.84 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1759073
>> [_] Anon 1759080 wut?
>> [_] Anon 1759084 THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
>> [_] Anon 1759189 I think the regular bread is better anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1759193 Not done watching but those akward spaces....
>> [_] Anon 1759194 Wow, still not done but we are ready to put them in the oven, wait fu-
>> [_] Anon 1759195 Finished. Dude. Frakken saved.
>> [_] Anon 1759199 I make it in an already heated pan with no salt.
>> [_] Anon 1759236 Amazing. I make my french toast with some milk and lots of pepper with a little salt. I usually cook it 1 slice of bread at a time that i let soak a decent amount of the "batter". Back when my mum used to make it she would soak the bread forever till it was soggy and unable to hold itself together but i don't let it soak that much. I cook it at a low heat in melted butter and every slice is heaven.
>> [_] Anon 1759238 Beat it hard!
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