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File: Bottles beware!.swf-(9.83 MB, 640x360, Other)
[_] Anon 2990494
>> [_] Anon 2990499 if only i, could be so gloriously incandescent...
>> [_] Anon 2990513 This poor, autistic man.
>> [_] Anon 2990524 Despite his appearance and obvious eccentricities. Cutting cleanly with a katana like that is no easy task. I wouldn't fuck with him if he has a sword laying around.
>> [_] Anon 2990526 >># Not saying much, since I would apply that rule to most people unless I were similarly or better armed myself.
>> [_] Anon 2990529 >># Good thing the only place he has a sword laying around is in his mom's basement
>> [_] Anon 2990535 I have to admit that 18th bottle he got was a fucking 10/10 clean as fuck cut with the bottle cap just flying off and the bottle hardly moving and such other than that...lord this man needs help.
>> [_] Anon 2990542 >># I gotta agree, if he would 300lbs / 100kg lighter he might be someone who'd be agile as fuck and scary as hell.
>> [_] Anon 2990582 JONTRON gained some weight.
>> [_] Anon 2990583 more athletic than some fat muricans if he kept at it and got fitter he'd be pretty good, his postures are pretty good taking in accout to his size
>> [_] Anon 2990610 The worst part about this flash was the realization that this guy is somehow cooler than I'll ever be.
File: Bottles beware!.swf-(9.83 MB, 640x360, Loop)
[_] Anon 2969742
>> [_] Anon 2969744 >those dull blades If you have to be a neckbeard at least go full neckbeard
>> [_] Anon 2969745 I mean, aside from the cringy-ness, he's not THAT awful. i mean, on the big pack of bottles, he followed through okay but kinda fuckered it up at the end and the big blue water jugs aren't particularly easy to cut either. also his draws from the scabbard aren't awful either. if people didn't at least practice a tiny bit they're likely to crack the saya. so hey. 5/10
>> [_] Anon 2969783 was kinda cool watching him get better
>> [_] Anon 2969797 at least he is passionate about what he does
>> [_] Anon 2969807 It's a better way to spend your time then browsing a Mongolian throat singing forum so more power to him.
>> [_] Anon 2969812 Ok, but, Califag here. He could've used a practice dummy, would've been more logical.
>> [_] Anon 2969816 >># practice dummies cost a lot more then water bottles.
File: Bottles beware!.swf-(9.83 MB, 640x360, Other)
[_] Anon 2857840 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2857850 Would it be as cringey if he was fit?
>> [_] Anon 2857857 >># >sporting a Wakizashi >any year after 2000 yes
>> [_] Anon 2857859 sick
>> [_] Anon 2857861 A WATER BOTTLE KILLED HIS PARENTSSSSSSSSS
>> [_] Anon 2857865 81/10 would party with
>> [_] Anon 2857880 >># I feel like he's going to hurt himself with the way he unzips his dick
>> [_] Anon 2857887 I don't know much about blades, but it at least looks like he knows how to handle blades, despite his extreme autism. I think.
>> [_] Anon 2857889 >># That i can agree one, I assume any other autist who tried this would be scarred mess across their face resembling pasta
>> [_] Anon 2857894 slash kay slash
>> [_] Anon 2857897 >># I disagree. His form is as poor as his shape, and you fucking know it. At least half of these clips are him chopping through bottles, there is no extreme ninja slicing action, as there should be. He clearly is not any sort of professional, which I am. You should be able to tell that I'm a professional swordsman because I have stated that he is not, needlessly implying that I obviously am. You can be sure that I am a true professional because I
>> [_] Anon 2857900 >># never finished my post?
>> [_] Anon 2857911 I gotta admit that does sort of look fun. This is the kind of thing I'd do if I was sure no one was watching, not film myself doing.
>> [_] Anon 2857912 Strangely impressive?
>> [_] Anon 2857917 >># only red shirt can into edge alignment.
>> [_] Anon 2857919 >># yeah the database can do that sometimes i think it was because you
>> [_] Anon 2857953 >># It does seem like he's at least watched professionals do it, he's not simply waving them around
>> [_] Anon 2857963 Take that, ISIS
>> [_] Anon 2857965 >># Copypasta is real hard to do. It should only be attempted by a real professional, which I am. You should be able to tell that I'm a professional pasta troll because I have stated that you are not, needlessly implying that I obviously am. You can be sure that I am a true professional because I
>> [_] Anon 2857976 >># light a candl
>> [_] Anon 2857979 >># e.
>> [_] Anon 2857983 damn! Jon Tron put on some more weight.
>> [_] Anon 2857994 Pretty good form tbh
>> [_] Anon 2858000 >># light a candle.
>> [_] Anon 2858001 >># Imagine some thirsty as fuck child in Africa watching this.
>> [_] Anon 2858008 >># This video would be banned in Africa lol
>> [_] Anon 2858015 >stabbing with a katana outside Hollywood >those unnecessary wibble wobbles he does after to look cool Yarp. Burdy goo form u gais. I'm just glad he's getting some exorcise.
>> [_] Anon 2858016 >># I am a mount franklin water bottle and I was triggered by this post. Thanks you asshole
>> [_] Anon 2858019 I liked it when the top part of the bottle fell back into the bottom part.
>> [_] Anon 2858033 I'd still win in a fight to the death. I just need to keep my distance and starve him for 50 minutes so he'll commit seppuku.
>> [_] Anon 2858038 The freak clearly knows just enough to be dangerous, mostly to himself. His form is shit, noodle arms, limp bendy wrists, no-slice/all-smash, etc. Betcha he can't slice a bullet out of the air speeding toward his face. fake ninja - 0 irony - 1
>> [_] Anon 2858040 >># >implying said child uses a computer We're talking about a little Ethiopian living in a cowshit hut, where electricity, if it were ever seen would be regarded as the work of dark sorcerers out to steal souls... or the uncommonly wealthy one able to afford shoes?
>> [_] Anon 2858041 >># Fucking christ this is the worst edge alignment I've ever seen. He might as well be using a hammer instead of a sword.
>> [_] Anon 2858043 >Japanese Samurai watching him from the distance be like
>> [_] Anon 2858047 >># >Implying you need to slice or even dodge incoming bullet I am 0% mad nanomachines - 1 robot ninja - 0
>> [_] Anon 2858050 >># >># I really hate to be one of those people, but in this case, I can't fucking help it. Just look at that ! Fucking clean water, used like it was nothing, meanwhile .. etc. you know the drill.
>> [_] Anon 2858068 i bet he doesnt even drink water
File: Bottles beware!.swf-(9.83 MB, 640x360, Other)
[_] 2edgy4me Anon 2714205 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2714210 Those things must have been pretty sharp. Like when we cut the top off the coke without tipping it.
>> [_] Anon 2714217 >># This is so cool! XD
>> [_] Anon 2714223 better than cold steel
>> [_] Anon 2714224 i feel like people would still use swords if people like him didnt do this. i just wanna call him a fucking faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2714226 >># >i feel like people would still wear fedoras if people like him didnt do this. applies to anything really
>> [_] Anon 2714271 dont care what you say about beta and shit, i would not want to sword fight these type of beta males, however id simply outrun the poor fuckers.
>> [_] Anon 2714273 As stupid as this guy looks, this is actually a decent way to practice with swords/knives. Just a shame this guy doesn't realize how fucking stupid he looks for trying to be super serious and "cool" while filming it.
>> [_] Anon 2714286 >># >tips coke
>> [_] Anon 2714308 oh, you're all just jealous. Look at 18, and 61 quad combo, only a truely talented superior human, with hundreds of hours of training could achieve such mastery. With his natural affinity, he has chosen his own path, combining sumo and swordmanship into a deadly combination, none of you would survive to combat.
>> [_] Anon 2714320 >># >no diet coke
>> [_] Anon 2714341 So, What is it?
>> [_] Anon 2714344 >># song name?
>> [_] Anon 2714348 Buncha' shallow anons of /f/ today. For what he's doing, he's good at it.
>> [_] Anon 2714354 I'm inclined to mock his appearance, but he actually does manage to cleanly slice a few without even tipping them over - Unfortunately, he lacks consistency, and his form is terrible, so...
>> [_] Anon 2714367 >># this. much needs to be done for him to attain sword mastery.
>> [_] Anon 2714368 >># Wait a minute. I missed a discussion!
>> [_] Anon 2714369 >># And if he actually gets his mastery on, then I don't give a wasp's dick how fat he is, it's still impressive, but until then, he is eminently mockable.
>> [_] Anon 2714378 >># DUAL WIELD
>> [_] Anon 2714383 sad part is he's not that bad.
>> [_] Anon 2714406 >># probably because OP started with "2edgy4me" and everybody jumped on the wagon. It's just a video about a guy who slices bottles with different tools in different ways. Fat + Neckbeard + Dark clothes = edgy
>> [_] Anon 2714408 >># >Fat + Neckbeard + Dark clothes = edgy sorry, meant ≠
>> [_] Anon 2714412 this is what happens when you learn your sword techniques from anime >># "fighting" water bottles while making cool-looking but ultimately very pointless moves is not "not that bad"
>> [_] Anon 2714422 You know that guy insisted on drinking the whole coke gallon before refilling it with water.
>> [_] Anon 2714438 >># Some song by Two Steps From Hell.
>> [_] Anon 2714444 his katana form gets marginally better as he goes on. Shows that cutting anything can gradually help your form. He still has a ton of bad habits, but you can see him gradually cut out the pointless flourishes, and he gets more clean cuts. Also, this guy has years of dedication behind this as pointless as it may be. I think if he dedicated himself to an actual martial art he'd probably get in shape and alter his entire lifestyle pretty quickly.
>> [_] Anon 2714453 >># thanks for the tip
>> [_] Anon 2714478 >># you don't want the rest of the fedora?
>> [_] Anon 2714484 DEAD ON
>> [_] Anon 2714498 I'm surprised he is still that size after cutting all that water weight
>> [_] Anon 2714518 i knew the soundtrack was familiar archangel if im right
>> [_] Anon 2714537 >># Jesus this fuck has terrible form If you're going to be an edgy knife-collecting neckbeard, at least put some effort into it
>> [_] Anon 2714550 Oh no poland spring poland is kill
>> [_] Anon 2714591 The last thread had over 200 replies. It's gone now so I'm here instead.
>> [_] Anon 2714592 >># mah sides
>> [_] Anon 2714593 That katana must have cost a lot of GBP
>> [_] Anon 2714597 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2714599 What a waste of water
>> [_] Anon 2714607 The hero that we need, but not the hero we want.
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[_] Anon 2245320 II Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2245326 This must be Raiden in a past life or something
>> [_] Anon 2245328 please tell me he recycled those bottles or something i swear to god what an absolute fucking waste
>> [_] Anon 2245329 So is this edge enough?
>> [_] Anon 2245331 the autism is strong with this one
>> [_] Anon 2245337 My pussy just exploded with womanly juices. Just look at this beast of a man: He's well groomed, looks sexy with or without his pussy tickler Has a lot of meat on him, so he's not some skinny fuck Has a wide wardrobe (including a sexy and mysterious ninja outfit) Owns a honda and knows how to handle a blade (so he can handle a real woman ;)) 10/10 would bang
>> [_] Anon 2245340 >># >># >owns a honda made me giggle.
>> [_] Anon 2245344 meh 9/10 fedora missing
>> [_] Anon 2245352 typical american teenager in eyes of european
>> [_] Anon 2245360 I really want to break his fucking bones for wasting all this water. Being a fat neckbeard would be an extra punishment.
>> [_] Anon 2245373 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-QLl5qj Lg
>> [_] Anon 2245375 >># Your semen is a waste of water.
>> [_] Anon 2245377 This kid is america's last hope.
>> [_] Anon 2245379 >># You kidding? He would chop your arms off and then swiftly put you out of your misery, as he's clearly a noble, honorable samurai that doesn't take pleasure in the pain of others.
>> [_] Anon 2245389 >># lol'd
>> [_] Anon 2245391 Funny thing is that he's actually pretty slow in the movements. It's okay to be fat and have some martial art hobby or something, it's not a crime, but the way he shows how SICK SKILLS he got when he's actually pretty bad in half those is overwhelming. Also he should use watermelons instead of bottles of water... Maybe he don't know what a watermelon is since you can't find it in Mc Donalds
>> [_] Anon 2245398 >># At least he wears the katana the right way (blade points up). Even movies do this wrong. I bet he did like half a year martial art training or so, his movements aren't that horrible.
>> [_] Anon 2245402 Imagine if bottles attacked humanity.
>> [_] Anon 2245418 JonTron!
>> [_] Anon 2245419 To everyone that watched the "To this day" video then laughed at this, hi.
>> [_] Anon 2245422 >slash kay slash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TyADW5Z 6nw
>> [_] Anon 2245427 >># >turns out samurai neckbeard was porkchop all along WHAT A TWIST!
>> [_] Anon 2245428 >># mostly likely he did some martial class, but his movements with the axes are terrible. The katanas one are okay, but sometimes he forgets that he should stay still, intead of going for a body slam to help him in the cut of course its nitpicking, but hes the one who did a video to prove how awesome he was to begin with...
>> [_] Anon 2245429 >># fou cham slash kay slash I guess it is hard to enunciate with all that meat around the face.
>> [_] Anon 2245431 >># lel
>> [_] Anon 2245444 GENIUS
>> [_] Anon 2245452 >># the movies don't do it the queer way
>> [_] Anon 2245466 >># JONTRON STOP
>> [_] Anon 2245467 >># OH YOU
>> [_] Anon 2245474 how the fuck is he not dead yet besides being heart attack fat, he's also slinging around katanas that cut open water cooler bottles like hot butter, and flourishing that shit all over the place. one false move and 10 pounds of lard are shaved off his arm, how has he not maimed himself yet
>> [_] Anon 2245479 >># thats cuz they frame by frame the shit out of it Do you think he did it all in the same day?
>> [_] Winged Kitsune 2245485 Why do I feel like this feat would be more impressive if it wasn't done by some fat kid with diabetes?
>> [_] Anon 2245488 >># it would be more impressive if his faggotfriend had steady hands, or just used camera tripod or some other mount instead
>> [_] Anon 2245508 This neckbeard is awesome. Haters gonna hate. go soak your head if you think otherwise.
>> [_] Anon 2245512 >># Yeah, imagine how winded he gets after each swing. If he just drank all that water instead of playing with it, maybe he wouldn't be so tubby.
>> [_] Anon 2245524 >># because we are, sadly, part of a very judgemental society
>> [_] Anon 2245538 >># >Us the cool guys on the jampus xD
>> [_] Anon 2245541 Here we observe the wild neckbeard. As you can clearly see, the neckbeard's natural enemy is the majestic water bottle. After a couple minutes of slicing water bottles with his sword, the neckbeard realizes a second enemy is among him; exercise. The neck beard calmly puts down his sword and returns indoors where he can refuel with Doritos and Mountain Dew after which he watches My Little Pony and masturbates.
>> [_] Anon 2245543 >># explain the situation, its sounds interesting and i dont understand a thing
>> [_] Anon 2245545 >># Talking about blades, seeing you guys polish yours in the usual 4chin circlejerk is quite a cringeworthy show
File: Bottles beware!.swf-(9.83 MB, Japanese)
[_] for nippon Anon 1857814 Enjoy. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1857825 okay, so what. he's actually not terrible with a sword
>> [_] Anon 1857828 >># you're joking right?
>> [_] Anon 1857831 actually, i too, was mildly impressed. asianfag here
>> [_] Anon 1857832 >># I mean, he's no artist, but he makes his mark
>> [_] Anon 1857833 to the weeaboo's credit, he manages to : 1) Actually cleave some bottles instead of simply imparting momentum, overcoming the bottles nominal friction holding it to the table, and sending it flying. 2) Improve over the course of the video 3) Looks like he lost a few lbs (still like 300 to go, but whatever works)
>> [_] Anon 1857834 >># would he at least sharpen his blades? so many uneven cuts
>> [_] Anon 1857838 This man is truly skilled in the ways of cutting plastic bottles. We have much to learn from him.
>> [_] Anon 1857842 somehow he is not that bad or has some decent blades.
>> [_] Anon 1857853 cool he can kill bottles I prefer a gun
>> [_] Anon 1857855 he sure knows how to swing a sword. now he needs to learn how to move.
>> [_] Anon 1857860 He's not that bad. Sure his size is holding him back but if this is what motivates him to get out and loose weight, good for him. Plus it looks like some of his blades were sharpened very good by the way they cut.
>> [_] Anon 1857863 Everyone here with the exception of maybe one guy is fucking retarded He's a fat fuck who relies solely on the sharpness of his weapons to do the work for him What he did requires only the skill to know how to swing your arms I can guarantee most of you could do the same exact thing, most likely even better, given a blade of reasonable sharpness
>> [_] Anon 1857869 >># THIS!
>> [_] Anon 1857871 I won't lie, I've been impressed with how he actually has some precision at points with his swings. Also, his youtube channel shows he's not half bad at making his own weapons, which suprised me even more.
>> [_] Anon 1857873 Damn, I want that gladius .
>> [_] Anon 1857875 If I was his neighbor, I would've called the cops on that nut bag so many times.
>> [_] Anon 1857877 idgaf if hes good at using a sword, this looks fun as fuck
>> [_] Anon 1857878 If he spent time drinking as much water and seltzer as he did cutting them down, he could shed some pounds.
>> [_] Anon 1857889 >># holy fucking christ everybody, this man is a genius! those fatty fucks have no excuses now! >ISHYGDTT
>> [_] Anon 1857891 I wonder how people in third world countries would like this video
>> [_] Anon 1857902 >># >relies solely on the sharpness of his weapons to do the work for him Yeah, like any professional swordsman would. If you try to make your muscles do all the work, you'll be exhausted in five minutes even if you're Hulk Hogan. You have a weapon, it is sharp, use the sharpness alone as much as you can.
>> [_] Anon 1857904 >># >loose
>> [_] Anon 1857907 >># Blades are for cutting bottles. Guns are for shooting cans.
>> [_] Anon 1857908 we need to show this to people dying of thirst in africa
>> [_] Anon 1857916 Now if only he could cut soda out of his diet...
>> [_] Anon 1857925 >># It's over. I'm off /f/ for the week, nothing posted here can match you for humour content.
>> [_] Anon 1857938 Jesus Christ, why is /f/ of all places getting so much cancer?
>> [_] Anon 1857939 "William! I told you to put the recycling on the corner; stop playing with it! Don't make me get your father, young man! You still have to clean your room!"
>> [_] Anon 1857990 epicnesss ... ? oh no nevermind
>> [_] Anon 1858000 His form was so hilarious at the beginning and so mediocre at the end.
>> [_] Anon 1858010 Some cut are decent, some are garbage, But the only thing I know for sure is that he doesn't know how to use short weapons, also he is slow but that could be because he is fat.
>> [_] Anon 1858023 >># Obviously swords cut because they are sharp. I'm not saying to not use the sword, but don't try to show off to all the other weeaboos when you know nothing about swords outside of anime.
>> [_] Anon 1858028 He actually wears a pussy deflector in one of those. All of my lol.
>> [_] Anon 1858035 he is cool coz he isn't brony
>> [_] Anon 1858043 >># Yeah, I was at the shooting range once and I pointed my gun in the general direction of the target and fired rapidly and wildly. All without aiming down the sights. A few of the shots hit the target but only because like any professional marksman, I relied on the accuracy of my gun to hit the target for me. Because if I used the iron sight or fired in short controlled bursts I would get exhausted from the time it takes to aim properly.
>> [_] Anon 1858051 >># More importantly, it looks like he's having fun.
>> [_] Anon 1858056 >># >third world oh boy
File: Bottles beware!.swf-(9.83 MB, Japanese)
[_] Sweet ninja moves Anon 1782586 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1782590 O_O
>> [_] Anon 1782591 I watched that whole thing hoping he'd cut himself. I am disappoint.
>> [_] Anon 1782593 you'd think with all those sword and knife skills he would cut off some of the extra fat on his body.
>> [_] Anon 1782594 Level 21 virgin warrior.
>> [_] Anon 1782595 Okay, some of that was legitimately cool. Most of it looked like he was just knocking over bottles with lame toy swords.
>> [_] Anon 1782596 i wish i could live across the street from this young man and watch him during the afternoon eating lunch from my yard
>> [_] Anon 1782600 must be a hatori hanzo sword
>> [_] Anon 1782606 What he needs to do is lose some of that fat because I can see its slowing down his swings. Now only for his case swordplay impressed women instead of making them think your some kind of freak
>> [_] Anon 1782607 LOOK AT ALL THIS MOJO!
>> [_] Anon 1782612 PAIN
>> [_] Anon 1782614 ugh he's terrible. Most of the times he cuts the bottle is only due to the sharpness of the sword. The bottle keep falling because he's pushing down as he swings. He should just let the blade lead. When you try and exert more force. unless you know what you're doing you're only putting tension on the blade. Which is fine if its going edgewise. But the bottles tip over because he's pushing down with the wide part of the blade as he swings.
>> [_] Anon 1782615 this guy would be better off slicing all the soda bottles he drinks and drinking the water instead.
>> [_] Anon 1782616 >># maybe you should say that to his face if you think your brave enough
>> [_] Anon 1782621 What is the point of this exercise? That he can weakly hit a static target? 81 times? I wonder how many takes he did. Even with those tiny axes he can't manage a graceful flourish. Try throwing around a splitting maul one-handed, then come see me. >implying
>> [_] Anon 1782623 @ #24 *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
>> [_] Anon 1782638 Some of the swings are actually quite impressive. But in the end, swords are forever overruled by guns
>> [_] Anonymoose 1782645 Would be a bad idea to be late for this guy's order in McDonalds...
>> [_] Anon 1782646 >># why, would he eat it while in delivery?
>> [_] Anon 1782652 Crap technique. >mfw he's just mimicing moves he has seen in anime shows and/or video games and has no real skill or talent in the art of swordsmanship
>> [_] Anon 1782654 I wonder how much he would have paid me for picking up all the bottles. Whatever that would be plus the revenue from recycling....why, I could buy a hamburger!
>> [_] Anon 1782655 Fun fact: the same guy int his video was later arrested for having CP on his computer.
>> [_] Anon 1782657 Why are there so many expert swordsmen on /f/? go back to /k/
>> [_] Anon 1782659 >># >># shut the fuck up or i will come to your house and cut all your bottled water at inconsistent angles
>> [_] Anon 1782662 >># Hey don't group the rest of us with that sword-swinging faggot.... Uhh I mean, don't group us with that CP watching faggot... yeah...that...
>> [_] Anon 1782683 This guy was a tripfag on /k/ for awhile
>> [_] Anon 1782685 >># Not always. With a strong enough sword, a skilled swordsman can actually deflect projectiles away from vital organs. at ranges of up to 50 yds, the sword stands a chance.
>> [_] Anon 1782692 so this is what andy milonakis has been up to
>> [_] Anon 1782694 >># fuck youre a faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1782709 >># This is called the "Mythbusters Troll", everyone. Mark it down, it'll be on the test.
>> [_] noko Anon 1782711 >># They already did this. The speed of human reaction time isn't fast enough to even realize the weapon has been fired by the time you're hit. Its impossible. Arrows can be but not fucking bullets.
>> [_] Anon 1782712 >># Crap technique, but he's 350 pounds at least. Even pushing down on his follow through that's a shitton of UNMOVABLE BLOB behind that swing. Sure you could casually walk out of his kill radius and watch him die of a heart attack trying to follow you, but get inside and you're going to have to cut through a lot of jelly to hit anything, and by that time, this spastic manchild will have given you some ugly, hard to stitch, ragged as fuck wounds.
>> [_] Anon 1782714 >># wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIDWG9Zn 8j8
>> [_] Anon 1782715 >># Triangulating possible trajectories and making sure the blade is in position before the gun is even fired, knowing where the bugger is aiming and hoping he's a deadeye with a steady hand and an accurate weapon is the only possible way you could do it. You could never swing a sword to deflect a bullet, that's just ridiculous.
>> [_] Anon 1782716 all that wasted water. Typical american slob.
>> [_] Anon 1782723 I watched this waiting for the joke. But that was the joke. There is no joke.
>> [_] Anon 1782724 >># I don't know, just knowing that this guy exists and that he truly believes that he's a certified badass had me laughing my fucking ass off. This kid IS the joke.
>> [_] Anon 1782733 This is a terrible waste of the water he could be using to rehydrate himself while WORKING OUT
>> [_] Anon 1782736 Lame video, actually pretty good weapons.
>> [_] Anon 1782781 I haven't laughed this hard in years. Holy shit, this guy is pathetic.
>> [_] Anon 1782790 >that feel when no gf
>> [_] Anon 1782797 Ow cool a box of sprite!Yammy :3 Wait, dude, wait, no,NO,NO,FUCK NO,NOT SPRITE,NO FUCK YOU, YOU SICK, NO, SHIT, NO, DANM YOU FATASS NINJA, DAAMN YOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1782799 >># So what you're showing here is a katana in a vise, held in a static position is cutting a bullet. That's not a person holding a sword ready and moving the blade to intercept. Myth Busted. Also the 50 feet (not yards) thing comes from a police doctrine to treat a perp with an edged weapon as a highly dangerous situation. It's because you don't know if the person is gonna dash, where, or if you can get a proper bead on him before he attacks you or someone in the vicinity (including themselves).
>> [_] Anon 1782807 I want to ask sauce on song but I know I've heard it before. On /f/ even. Can't remember where though. Any help?
>> [_] Anon 1782810 The one drawcut where he takes the cap off the bottle, which stays in place was cool, but given all the other cuts I'm pretty sure it was a fluke.
>> [_] Anon 1782815 imagine how cool he must think he looks
>> [_] Anon 1782816 This is way we'll never get ahead in society that station wagon is to outdated.
>> [_] Anon 1782819 The only one that was even a mite decent was the soda one. and that angle and cut was trash in the first place.
>> [_] Anon 1782822 THINK OF THE CHILDREN IN AFRICA THEY WALK 1000 KM EVERY DAY TO GET WATER THEY WOULD WALK TO THE MOON TO GET SPRITE MEANWHILE THIS FATASS IS PLAYING AROUND WITH IT
>> [_] Anon 1782828 >># Let me hand you a shovel so you can keep digging, no really shut the fuck up.
>> [_] Anon 1782833 If he actually had any training with his sword at all, he'd leave clean cuts every time. Don't know where he got that fine katana, because it's obviously war-forged and not a replica. >rich white boys wasting all their money to cut bottles
>> [_] Anon 1782836 it's samwell tarly lol
>> [_] Anon 1782837 What's the goddamn fucking song name? I know it's by Two Steps From Hell
>> [_] Anon 1782842 Why doesn't he use his sword to cut off a few pounds?
>> [_] Anon 1782846 >># Gun wins. ninjas and samurai could never beat guns, that's why they don't exist anymore. This isn't fucking anime, deal with it.
>> [_] Anon 1782847 Song is Archangel by two steps from hell
>> [_] Anon 1782848 Anything to get him out of the house and moving his body.
>> [_] Anon 1782851 >># Ninja and samurai did use guns you retard. There's no use for them because Japan is unified
>> [_] Anon 1782853 >># none looked cool, mostly because a good cut would left the botton stading there, like when you cut tatame
>> [_] Anon 1782875 >># Come on man, you do realize that there's no possible way in hell a swordsman can win against someone with a gun if there is some distance between them? Any bullets that are deflected would be complete and pure utter luck. The next bullet would either be a direct hit or just go through the sword completely.
>> [_] Anon 1782884 >># And in turn, the reason for that is the 21 Foot Rule. Through time trials, they have determined that an attacker could close that distance in a couple seconds. Well enough to strike someone with a firearm regardless of whether they fired or not. On top of that, in additional tests, the defender either did not acknowledge that he was stabbed, or underestimated how many times and how critical the wounds. >># Not at close range, it doesn't. But, otherwise, firearms win. There's no contest there. But in a real life scenario, no one is mugging you from 30 feet away.
>> [_] Anon 1782887 >># Firearms win at every single range. Sidearms beat melee weapons. Long rifles are bad for melee range, of course, but that's not all guns.
>> [_] Anon 1782889 Hey I'm Grump