File: Small tortoise versus two cats - like a boss.swf-(10 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1906959 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1907005 >Hi, I'm Dick Turtle and I'm here to RUIN YOUR DAY
>> [_] Anon 1907076 >Small tortoise: Be an asshole
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1907079 The next day, The family couldn't find the turtle. The family searched all over for him as the cats sat the silently watching and purring. He was never found.
>> [_] Pencil 1907102 >hay cats i'm tough guy tortoise >i see that you're eating >it would be a shame >if i made you stop eating

File: Small turtle versus two cats - like a boss.swf-(10 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1813692
>> [_] Anon 1813712 That turtle must be a fourth honey badger.
>> [_] Anon 1813737 music souce
>> [_] Anon 1813740 That's one fast Turtle!
>> [_] Anon 1813786 It's a tortoise.

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[_] Anon 1810328 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1810386 by far the fastest moving turtle i've ever seen.
>> [_] Anon 1810392 wow turtles are dicks. I don't like turtles anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1810407 alpha as fuck
>> [_] Anon 1810417 Those cats are pussies.
>> [_] Anon 1810427 I always noticed even in nature films and stuff cats of all sizes don't seem particularly worried about their own well being. One showed a lion raiding a group of females and they ignore him until he's just about on top of them, then they chase him off, but like those housecats he just takes a few steps and sunters off until he gets a swat on the ass, followed by a light mauling. Lazy, lazy creatures.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1810443 Needs more turtles eating mice.
>> [_] Anon 1810476 That turtle is an asshole
>> [_] Anon 1810533 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS8UXVsIi P4&feature=player_detailpage#t=60s

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[_] f yeah Anon 1806100 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1806198 >turtle clearly a tortoise learn the difference
>> [_] Anon 1806386 >># >clearly

File: Small turtle versus two cats - like a boss.swf-(10 MB, Loop)
[_] fuck yeah Anon 1794982 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1795015 so cute.
>> [_] Anon 1795026 I miss my tortoise. Stalin, the Russian Tortoise. RIP. ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1795027 made me lol didn't expect it to be so cute
>> [_] Anon 1795028 HE ONLY THIRSTS FOR BLOOD
>> [_] Anon 1795029 wow that turtle is kind of an asshole
>> [_] Anon 1795058 "FUCK YOU, I'M A TURTLE!"
>> [_] Anon 1795065 That turtle is sure fast
>> [_] Anon 1795073 __ / (* 3 *) \ v v FUCK YOU IMA TURTLE!
>> [_] Anon 1795119 Ice cold killa in a shell
>> [_] Anon 1795346 sauce ? if I'm not wrong, it's the beat from JC A BOMB

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[_] fastest turtle ever Anon 1785000
>> [_] Anon 1785004 holy fuck 10239 KB (max is 10240)
>> [_] Anon 1785060 daym that thing is pretty fast
>> [_] Anon 1785061 That turtle is an asshole.
>> [_] Anon 1785063 oh god my sides
>> [_] Anon 1785067 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1785084 >please, we haven't eaten in two days fuck off >we beg you, we'll do anything then beat it before i beat you
>> [_] Anon 1785148 That turtle is the most badass animal I've ever seen.
>> [_] Anon 1785191 the music does a lot