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Happy_Suicide.swf
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Threads (65):

[PEO3Q44]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3368485/why-even-bothe…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/11 -2018 06:53:27 Ended: 18/11 -2018 01:08:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Why even bother? Anon 3368485 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3368510 faggot shit but im a massive faggot so oh well
>> [_] Anon 3368608 do a flip faggot
>> [_] Anon 3368631 I will try it's just 2-3 weeks more, i want to take all what i can from life


[KBEF0YU]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3365363
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 28/10 -2018 03:59:45 Ended: 28/10 -2018 18:48:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 3365363
>> [_] Anon 3365471 This song is admittedly delightfully catchy. And I'm not even suicidal.
>> [_] Anon 3365474 >># lol, Thanks Hollywood Undead
>> [_] Anon 3365476 >># Jeder ist Seines Glückes Schmied Goodnight, sweet prince ;_;7


[S8E05J1]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3351152/time-to-get-ri…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 10/8 -2018 05:40:42 Ended: 10/8 -2018 18:23:13Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Time to get rid of some of this faggot shit. Anon 3351152 Thursgay is degenerate and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for taking part in it. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3351155 Do it.
>> [_] Anon 3351191 Jeder ist seines Glückes Schmied. ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 3351229 >># Ach Bernd, sei einfach du seylbst.


[PDK0OZK]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3327601
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/4 -2018 05:49:40 Ended: 7/4 -2018 15:10:54Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 3327601
>> [_] Anon 3327669 >hollywood undead underage out


[KUDR53V]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3321795
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/3 -2018 05:31:54 Ended: 11/3 -2018 05:31:54Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 3321795


[ACCT4I6]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3291930
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/11 -2017 06:11:20 Ended: 4/11 -2017 18:16:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 3291930 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] ggyg 3291932 uho
>> [_] Anon 3292021 im so glad the fucking emo music phase is gone
>> [_] Anon 3292023 Jeder ist seines Glückes Schmied ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 3292032 >># Jedem das Seine.


[KJI51L2]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3261081
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/7 -2017 04:53:01 Ended: 11/7 -2017 21:33:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 3261081 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3261083 why do you have a youtube video converted to swf? you could just go watch the video
>> [_] Anon 3261116 >># Welcome to /f/Tube, newfriend. If you're looking for actual flash, >>>z0r-de
>> [_] Anon 3261227 >># Don't bother me, I've found lots of songs and stuff I like because they were posted here.


[K7Z0COP]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3230774
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/4 -2017 05:26:24 Ended: 2/4 -2017 05:26:24Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: not_so_Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 3230774


[MO9TAQ7]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3221190
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/3 -2017 02:44:13 Ended: 5/3 -2017 02:44:13Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 3221190


[XMNQLQC]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3209204
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 31/1 -2017 03:30:40 Ended: 31/1 -2017 03:49:01Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 3209204
>> [_] Anon 3209205 Human penis
>> [_] Anon 3209217 RIP German anon


[H6C6WA6]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3195337
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/12 -2016 10:53:03 Ended: 30/12 -2016 22:02:51Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Anon 3195337
>> [_] Anon 3195339 Used to listen to this song all the time, then quit because I thought it was edgy. Was nice to hear again though.
>> [_] Anon 3195446 >># It's a relative good song & quite catchy, but yeah if edgy had theme song it'd be this.


[D5RC8UE]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3191384
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 20/12 -2016 11:47:55 Ended: 20/12 -2016 16:43:04Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 3191384
>> [_] Anon 3191391 >># Jeder is seines Glückes Schmied never forget ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 3191446 this is so tumblr it hurts


[QTRBMB7]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3173785
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 9/11 -2016 05:12:46 Ended: 9/11 -2016 09:32:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Anon 3173785 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3173826 Relevant.
>> [_] Anon 3173881 >># indeed, if there ever was an appropriate time to post this, it's now.


[JWW4I60]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3172798
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/11 -2016 03:28:55 Ended: 7/11 -2016 09:40:41Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 3172798
>> [_] Anon 3172813 Catchy, and hits real close to home. I love it!
>> [_] Anon 3172827 rip dennis
>> [_] Anon 3172890 this is a bad meme
>> [_] Anon 3172891 >># Where's waldo?
>> [_] Anon 3172893 >># dead
>> [_] Anon 3172919 Edgy, but not too bad cringe-wise. I give it a 6.


[VXENY4Q]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3168952/4u
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/10 -2016 13:59:53 Ended: 29/10 -2016 20:01:20Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Anon 3168952 4u
>> [_] Anon 3168958 Jeder ist seines Glückes Schmied
>> [_] Anon 3168967 >># I actually like the chorus of this song, even though it's just 'I like to fail at suicide for attention' faggotry, but as soon as the one guy just starts talking over the song I fucking leave instantly
>> [_] Anon 3169045 >># You should just leave immediately. Don't even click the god damned flash. __


[U9RW1R1]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3155350/remember-the-g…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/9 -2016 08:33:47 Ended: 29/9 -2016 11:20:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Remember the german/f/ag Anon 3155350 He died because of our sins. And weren't our sins simply delicious that day. What was his name again? And did they find the body?
>> [_] Anon 3155377 when mom doesnt buy you the new iphone 7 #relatable
>> [_] Anon 3155395 >># He didnt die because of us. People tried to help but he had already made up his mind.


[V5RH4LZ]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3145517/lets-go-togeth…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 9/9 -2016 12:10:50 Ended: 9/9 -2016 19:00:12Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 3145517 Lets go, together Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3145524 but OP, Jeder ist seines Glückes Schmied
>> [_] Anon 3145526 What other people do is forever out of my control
>> [_] Anon 3145527 So many fallen Anons. I think of you tonight.
>> [_] Anon 3145547 I'll take another drink for you anon. If you want to go then go I want to myself.
>> [_] Anon 3145574 >># Oddly frightening
>> [_] Anon 3145627 On a bridge, quite high A man holds his arms open There he stands and still hesitates Right away the people swarm in droves I won't miss out on it either I want to see it up close I get into the first row And scream JUMP


[YQ1AYTZ]!!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3143731/91-suicide-den…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/9 -2016 23:30:24 Ended: 6/9 -2016 06:40:21Flashes: 1 Posts: 57
File: not_so_Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] 9/1 Suicide Dennis Seyfried Anon 3143731 It's about the same time of the day as last thursday when he started his last thread. Maybe someone who talked to him will read this and can give us more information about where we can find his body. > Jeder ist seines Glückes Schmied http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/31414 80/ http://www.presseportal.de/blaulicht/pm/ 4971/3420959 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3143735 >># Well fuck, that's genuinely sad. I hope he's happier not existing at the very least.
>> [_] Anon 3143744 >># if somebody talked to him I'm sure he'd write it in the thread and from the thread it looks like nobody could make the call
>> [_] Anon 3143748 http://swfchan.net/35/P5R4OJ6.shtml link for non-conformists
>> [_] Anon 3143749 >># Stop giving this kid attention. Literally all you're doing is showing others that we'll give them attention if they kill themselves. All you're doing up there on your moral highground is glorifying suicide. Showing these kids that all they need to do to be famous is publicly kill themselves. If I could sage this shit, I would.
>> [_] Anon 3143751 >># but thats the point: Make the world a better place by being an hero.
>> [_] Anon 3143752 >># >http://www.presseportal.de/blaulicht/pm /4971/3420959 The Dortmund Police Department is looking for Dennis Seyfried, who went missing on the 1.9 in Dortmund-Hombruch. The young man has called his Mother one last time on the 1.9 with his telephone. He has left a suicide note in his Apartment at the Grotenbachstraße (streetname). It is safe to assume, that he has left his house with suicidal intentions. He is being described as: around 178 cm tall, obese (they actually used a very polite word to say it, lol), wears glasses. He is assumed to wear black trousers, dark jersy and a Tshirt in black or white. The Blond Hair seen on the attached Photograph in a ponytail, have been shaved off. Therefore he is probably bald or has very short hair. He might be in his prefered Forestarea ("der Bolmke", "der Bittermark" or "Rombergpark"). He often took walks at those areas. If you have any information on this matter, please contact us via following telephone number: 0231 - 132 7441 - German is my native language and I post here sometimes, this is a translation of the policereport.
>> [_] Anon 3143753 >># >If I could sage this shit, I would. you can always sage anon
>> [_] Anon 3143754 >># lol i read Forestarea as fedora for some reason
>> [_] Anon 3143756 >># why would he shave his hair? that seems really strange
>> [_] Anon 3143757 >># He was quite cute. I'm sure he could have found a girl. What a waste.
>> [_] Anon 3143760 >># >yfw he is the one who sang over anime music
>> [_] Anon 3143762 >># The we_lo_rin German anon? Damn
>> [_] Anon 3143766 >># >for some reason >obese >glasses >ponytail Your brain was just making intuitive leaps
>> [_] Anon 3143767 >># >obese >ponytail >is working as an announcer of sorts >clearly a weeb, since he came to /f/ it all makes sense, I am scared
>> [_] Anon 3143768 >># but he made and posted soft_crush after dennis' thread
>> [_] Anon 3143770 >># Saddest news today
>> [_] Anon 3143772 >># fucker might not even be dead
>> [_] Anon 3143773 We (his friends) mounted a search party today and couldn't find him. The FB profile links in the other thread were totally fake, he had no profile. We're assuming he's dead by now.
>> [_] Anon 3143777 >># >># I am not sure what is worse, being seen as suicidal or as a fedoralord. >># This is me btw, besides I posted videos 4 and 3 days ago (see: Maebbie). >># hopefully you will find him. By the off chance he is still alive, teach him not to be such an attention whore on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 3143787 Dicks out for Seyfried.
>> [_] Anon 3143789 He's still missing; maybe he faked his death so he could go fight the power.
>> [_] Anon 3143796 >># doing the impossible
>> [_] Anon 3143801 >># he wanted to kill himself, and he got the courage to do it. im glad for him.
>> [_] Anon 3143802 >># >being talked about on /f/ in a few threads is the same as being famous all are eventually forgotten in the endless sands of time being famous is a worthless thing why would a dead man care who remembers him when he himself can care about nothing
>> [_] Anon 3143803 >># >courage nail_into_head.jpg
>> [_] Anon 3143805 >># remember you die three times: 1) when your brain has no activity 2) when you are put into the ground or whatever else ceremony there is 3) when your name is last recalled
>> [_] Anon 3143806 >># try to kill yourself, try to fight the natural instinct of survival.
>> [_] Anon 3143808 Anyway I hope he died peacefully or eventually comes back and finds a happy path. I have a friend who has been depressed as fuck for a long time and honestly after spending lots of time with that "friend" I can understand why people kill themselves. This world has alot of good in it but also alot of bad. The potential exists for every outcome. All my pity to those forced down the path of misery and never find a way out or those who end up there through mistakes of their own.
>> [_] Anon 3143810 >># So when people recall your name you come back to life as a ghost or something? or the universe knows when the last time will be so until then u get to live as a ghost? no, that sounds dumb. You die once and then you reincarnate.
>> [_] Anon 3143812 >># it's easy as shit to die and youre a pathetic loser to think otherwise. living on in tough times is what really is brave. i have no sympathy for egocentric people that pity themselves when they don't even live in a 3rd world country and just off themselves without thinking about how it will make the people around them feel (and often clean up the mess). >># it's just a saying meant to make you think
>> [_] Anon 3143813 fuck you e-celeb thread noobs
>> [_] Anon 3143814 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRzlha-t ZS4
>> [_] Anon 3143815 >># >and youre a pathetic loser to think otherwise i take that back, came on way too strong there after reading my own post. it's still easy as shit to waste the biggest gift of them all compared to deal with reality. thinking someone is "brave" for killing themselves is just a bad thing to put out there for suicidal people to read.
>> [_] Anon 3143816 >># >thinking someone is "brave" for killing themselves is just a bad thing to put out there for suicidal people to read. he is already dead, he is not going to kill himself again.
>> [_] Anon 3143817 >># dude he will die the second time when he is being lowered and even after that he still has 1 death before him.
>> [_] Anon 3143818 >># misery is misery you can have a nice room, live in a safe area and have lots of financial support for whatever you wanna do. That doesn't mean you'll be happy. Mental issues, social issues, hikki syndrome. Suffering is suffering. Some of the poorest people I know are also the happiest people I have ever seen. Some of the richest people I know are utterly miserable wrecks who hate living and want out. I bet you anything theres plenty of rich guys who would trade places with the happy poor guy or trade wealth for love they've lost. also fuck 3rd worlders is it the fault of 1st worlders that they're dumber and couldn't build nice societies and couldn't make life easier for their descendants?
>> [_] Anon 3143822 >># >># it's not about him anymore, he is dead saying a pathetic loser is "brave" for killing himself will just make other pathetic losers think it's ok to do it. it's not fucking ok, it's the coward's solution to a problem he is not man enough to handle.
>> [_] Anon 3143825 >># 3 months without hope, 3 weeks without food, 3 days without water, 3 minutes without air. he was not dead by the time they turned around.
>> [_] Anon 3143832 >># I've gone without hope for 26 months now, How much longer do I have Doc?
>> [_] Anon 3143836 >># a Wizard is not bound by regular limitations
>> [_] Anon 3143839 >># T... Thanks Doc...
>> [_] Anon 3143842 >># it's what i'm here for. don't forget to take the daily dose.
>> [_] Anon 3143850 >># Normalfags? On my /f/? It's more likely than you think.
>> [_] Anon 3143856 >># more like "below20fags". calling suicide bravery seems like something you'd do if you are the spontaneous type that react according to what you think other people believe to be "good". the kind quick to jump on an opinion without thinking it through. it's like these people trying to comfort a clearly ugly person on facebook, because "oh look how good i am". in reality they just make the person feel worse, or mislead her/him.
>> [_] Anon 3143861 >># I wasn't the one calling them brave for the record. But it's pretty damn difficult to follow through with offing yourself, hence why many recommend doing it while under the influence. You do have to have a large manifestation of willpower to do so, or at least inhibit your surivival instincts in some way. Telling someone to just "man up brah xD, b yourself" is about as normalfag as lauding someone on a facebook wall who offed themself for their bravery. Read some Schopenhauer or something. Anti-natalism isn't as far-fetched as your normalfag possesed mind would believe.
>> [_] Anon 3143863 thank you for the song Dennis I've been listening to it alot
>> [_] Anon 3143865 >># F
>> [_] Anon 3143866 what a cunt, too fucking weak, if you are planning to go down, do it like a hero and take a assault rifle and take down as many fuckers you can until you are shoot dead.
>> [_] Anon 3143871 >># why do you retards keep posting things like that, he lived in Germany, how is he supposed to get assault rifle
>> [_] Anon 3143873 >># like most people just smugle one from those baltic states, they have a good stockpile of heavy weaponry accesible for people
>> [_] Anon 3143901 >># He's not happier, because he's no more
>> [_] Anon 3143910 >># maybe not existing at all, for him, is better then existing in mostly sadness. RIP anon, thanks for reminding all of us here the sanctity of human life. Hopefully the people who were abusing you on the previous thread for being a fake attention whore learnt a lesson. Shitposting isnt worth it if it costs someones life. We are all humans, in a struggle called life together.
>> [_] Anon 3143929 >># >where we can find his body >implying that wasn't a major troll job
>> [_] Anon 3143932 >># >why would a dead man care who remembers him when he himself can care about nothing Damn, that's deep. I want that on my headstone when I finally croak.
>> [_] Anon 3143939 >># >Shitposting isnt worth it if it costs someones life. HELLO, REDDIT
>> [_] Anon 3143940 >tfw not suicidal yet. When I feel like life's not worth living anymore, I'm going to sell everything, grab my passport, and travel around. Maybe visit some real shitholes, and I'll see if I live or die.


[N9GRY0G]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3143569/that-guy-from-…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/9 -2016 15:24:50 Ended: 5/9 -2016 21:23:42Flashes: 1 Posts: 17
File: 1398408334013.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] That guy from 9/1 who wanted to commit suicide. Bernd 3143569 Hi Guys, so there were this thread on thursday: http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/31414 80/#3141480 He wrote that he is called Dennis Seyfried. German Police is looking for him. He left a farewell note. http://www.derwesten.de/staedte/dortmund /sued/28-jaehriger-dortmunder-vermisst-ab schiedsbrief-gefunden-id12166213.html Just so you guys know that he was serious. Thanks to the guys who wanted to help him. Another Question: Did anybody reach him on the phone and know something about what he wanted to do? We are still looking for him.
>> [_] Anon 3143581 >># >Jeder ist eines Gluck schmied never forget ;_;
>> [_] Anon 3143587 Well, this is awful. I dismissed it as a cry for attention. I hope he found peace.
>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 3143589 >># Take it as a lesson learned. When someone says they want to kill themselves, take it seriously until it's proven they are full of it. If someone says several times on Facebook they want to kill themselves and go on and on about the drama in their lives, they are probably playing the "poor me" card.
>> [_] Anon 3143604 rest in pepperonis, another soon-to-be wizard lost
>> [_] Anon 3143618 Godspeed, you German bastard See you in the void
>> [_] Anon 3143620 >># >Police is looking for him Did he kill himself in a hedge maze? Can't be that hard to find a body.
>> [_] ▌▌ !D0CT0R5JCg 3143621 Cant we like, tell german police he was posting on 4chan and they can get 4chan's logs to get his IP and trace it to his general location?
>> [_] Anon 3143624 >># >4chan's logs to get his IP and trace it I don't think that's possible and I'm sure he was posting it from his house so it won't lead anywhere
>> [_] Anon 3143634 Holy shit, I just kinda looked at that thread and said fuck this copy pasta.
>> [_] Anon 3143642 >># rip
>> [_] Anon 3143644 >># I think it's too late now. If he went through with it it's over by now. But it's not too late for you to drop the unnecessary tripcode.
>> [_] Anon 3143645 >># let him have it he's autistic
>> [_] Anon 3143654 >># Maybe he dropped himself into a river or something. I think there a lot of ways to make your body temporarily disappear.
>> [_] Anon 3143669 rip in peace
>> [_] Anon 3143684 Well, as shitty as it is at least he didn't puss out. Rest In Pizza, you glorious bastard.
>> [_] Anon 3143689 >># >suicide >not the ultimate form of pussing out Running from reality with a coward's death is hardly admirable.


[GPMJS9H]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3142280/rip-dennis-sey…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/9 -2016 01:17:37 Ended: 3/9 -2016 05:37:10Flashes: 1 Posts: 16
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] RIP Dennis Seyfried Anon 3142280 Let us take this time to remember the shitposter who gathered a 329 post thread on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 3142281 Has his death been confirmed?
>> [_] Anon 3142282 >># Jeder ist seines Glückes Schmied
>> [_] Anon 3142283 >># No, but the meme magic will kick in eventually.
>> [_] Anon 3142288 here's the previous thread http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/31414 80/#3141480 Jeder ist seines Glückes Schmied
>> [_] Anon 3142292 fake; and gay
>> [_] Anon 3142298 >># RIP Dennis. Thanks OP for doing what you said.
>> [_] Anon 3142299 >># It's 4chan, the guy may or may not have ever existed.
>> [_] Anon 3142303 nobody cares
>> [_] Anon 3142361 the world needs less people anyway
>> [_] Anon 3142362 >># does anyone have a screencap of the Index with 329 replies next to his post?
>> [_] Anon 3142363 The ones who mean it get it right the first time
>> [_] Anon 3142364 Jeder ist seines Glückes Schmied
>> [_] Anon 3142378 >># dont bother, there's been longer threads anyway
>> [_] Anon 3142387 more like this?
>> [_] Anon 3142390 He might be locked up right now, if a german fellow called the police. Hopefully he'll get better.


[P5R4OJ6]!!!!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3141480/goodbye-f-i-al…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/9 -2016 22:00:27 Ended: 2/9 -2016 05:23:50Flashes: 1 Posts: 327
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Anon 3141480 Goodbye /f/ - I always hated you Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3141485 don't do it anon it is not yet your time
>> [_] Anon 3141487 it'll get better man don't be a pussy and quit now be strong anon, you got this
>> [_] Anon 3141489 >># Not very convincing. I've got an ass full of debt, I'm going to get evicted. I'm fat as fuck. I'm a 28 year old virgin. Get on my level of suffering man. But hey you got about 3 3/4 hours left to come up with a more convincing argument why i shouldn't proceed. But it would be a shame because I already got everything prepared.
>> [_] Anon 3141490 >># anime titties?
>> [_] Anon 3141492 >># good joge
>> [_] Anon 3141495 >># hey its what keeps me around
>> [_] Anon 3141498 You cut off the best part of the song like you cut your wrists
>> [_] Anon 3141500 >># Love can be found at any age. Though really you gotta learn to love & value yourself first. Weight can be lost. People can change. I mean its your life. I wish you well. I hope you find a stable path where you can once more relax and grow outwards.
>> [_] Anon 3141501 Wowww A 28 year old virgin. How original. I'm sure that nobody else in the world is like you, you special flower. Fuck you OP. /f/ is incredibly nice to you, all things considered. At least contribute better flash. I'm surprised nobody's already told you to kill yourself. Well, since you're already on your way and don't need orders, (and I like being a stubborn cunt) let me convince you not to go through with this.: Once you're dead it won't matter that you're a 28 year old virgin. Because you'll be a dead 28 year old virgin, which is doubly pathetic. I've known trauma victims, much older, and maybe more tortured than you. Nothing will matter if you don't make it matter. Got a special gal out there? Feel as if you'll never get together with her. Well you fucking can. You have to pull your shit together and make your best effort. I'm not talking about some /r9k/ bullshit with their fucking walls of text. I'm talking big romantic gesture that girls will eat up. If you're so concerned about being fat, then go bulimic or something you piece of shit. ~Love Anon
>> [_] Anon 3141502 >># op youre a piece of shit suicide and self harm jokes arent funny fuck off
>> [_] Anon 3141503 >># I don't know any girls. During upbringing I was proven time and time again that women are vile creatures that can't be trusted let alone with your intimate feelings.
>> [_] Anon 3141504 >># literally just go to some rave, get high and pull girls its THAT easy
>> [_] Anon 3141505 >># Who is joking? Sadly you won't hear about me, since media doesn't report on suicides because of the Werther effect.
>> [_] Anon 3141506 >># Then find something else worth living for. It's your goddamn job as a human being. If you off yourself you have literally failed your ONE job as a human. To live. But why am I even doing this anymore. You seem pretty set in your ways about being this big victim. Go ahead then. Believe it. The world owes you some big favors for treating you like shit, you victim.
>> [_] Anon 3141507 >># Lol
>> [_] Anon 3141509 >># >humans job to live I didn't ask for this. I was born in this cruel world without my consent. So who gave me the one job to live?
>> [_] Anon 3141510 >># kys
>> [_] Anon 3141511 >># Mr. Victim, you take me too seriously. How about this, what are some things in life that interest you? And don't bullshit me with "nothing." That's a fallacy.
>> [_] Anon 3141512 You know what's the best thing. I never have to get up in the morning any more. It's like I'm just going to sleep forever.
>> [_] Anon 3141513 >># You watch too many movies.
>> [_] Anon 3141514 >># >lol they are right
>> [_] Anon 3141516 >># I'm not playing a victim. I gave everyone amnesty and told them it's not their fault but my own. I don't get where you get from that I'm playing a victim. It's just that I don't give a single fuck any more and see no point of going on with my miserable existence.
>> [_] Anon 3141517 >># I don't watch movies. I don't even watch Tv. I don't even own one. So your argument is invalid.
>> [_] Anon 3141518 >># >My miserable existence >Not playing victim I get that you don't THINK you're playing the victim card, but you are. But fuck it, let's say you're not. Just for now. Back to the topic at hand, what sort of shit interests you?
>> [_] Anon 3141519 >># Don't bother with it anon. You're taking the bait...
>> [_] Anon 3141520 >># Well I guess I like to set up computer networks. It's a good feeling to physically set everything up setup all the servers and then see people being productive with my setup.
>> [_] Anon 3141522 >># That's *actually* pretty cool. I'm pretty retarded when it comes to that sort of thing. Do you do this as a job, OP?
>> [_] Anon 3141523 See you tomorrow
>> [_] Anon 3141525 You had better, you dumb turd.
>> [_] Anon 3141526 >># No, but I learned it for 3 years and enjoyed helping other people with their networks and all the problems that come up. I'm currently studying computer science which I failed at utterly of course mostly because of the mathematics involved.
>> [_] Anon 3141528 >># Freelance ever occur to you? I mean, that sounds stupid. But start with your relatives, see if they need your expertise. Before you know it, the friends of your relatives will be asking about you, and you can start making money, pay back those debts. Before you know it you'll have a business proper.
>> [_] Anon 3141530 Before posting I shaved my head clean. I had very long hair that was almost touching my hips. I cut my pigtail clean off and put some rubber band around it. My mother can put it up next to the strain of hair of our dead dog.
>> [_] Anon 3141531 >># What the fuck, OP. So add that to the list. A wig. They can get pricey, to a hundred dollars even. If I didn't just pay rent I'd bail you out. But you'll have to scrape together some money.
>> [_] Anon 3141535 Another funny thing. My mother always told that all the really bad things happened to her on Friday. I didn't forced it to come out that way. It's just that I learned that I won't be getting any loans. But it looks like that Friday is going to be the day that I'm going to die. Quite ironic that I'm actually going to further that Friday myth.
>> [_] Anon 3141538 >># what, you base your worth on your weight and the fact that you are a virgin? that is not what you are. I think we are taught that our worth s what others see us as. it is NOT. What your worth is is what you DO. so, you haven't done anything worthy yet, oh well. tomorrow is a new day. I was a fat fuck till I was in my thirtys. then, I learned that I was striving for things that i did not want. car, loads of money, sex? fuck that noise. I just want to fix shit. I enjoy troubleshooting and solving issues. now I repair old machinery. is it what society says is desirable? no. an I rich? no. do I have regular sex? no. but am I happy? YES Do something that you can be proud of. woodworking is a great hobbie, as is sewing, welding, painting, knitting, and working on cars. I don't feel alive if I am not working in my shop. maybe you just need to reevaluate why you feel so worthless.
>> [_] Anon 3141539 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >Stop feeding his need for attention
>> [_] Anon 3141540 >># Before I'm leaving, I'm going to reveal my identity to you guys. So maybe you'll be able to confirm it. But not yet.
>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 3141541 Let me come too OP!
>> [_] Anon 3141542 >># BE A MAN, DO IT SATURDAY ! Break the curse !
>> [_] Anon 3141545 See you tomorrow
>> [_] Anon 3141546 >># Well I guess one of the reasons I feel that way is that I haven't worked a single hour in my life. and I'm twenty fucking eight. I'm a burden to everyone around me.
>> [_] Anon 3141547 >># >Taking sick pleasure in his mother's misfortune Do it, faggot. Kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3141549 >># Like I said. I didn't force it to come out this way. It was just an observation.
>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 3141550 >># I'm 21 and I feel your pain. I'm probably going to wind up the same when I get to your age. That's not to say I haven't tried to change that, however you can only apply for so many jobs and hear nothing back before your cynicism takes over and turns you into a hateful pile of shit. If you are in Australia, I'll steal a bottle of jack (cuz im too broke) and come join you.
>> [_] Anon 3141552 I'll assume for a minute that you're not just bored and fishing for attention, because you're fucking pissing me off. Killing yourself is stupid and selfish. Your friends and family don't deserve to suffer because you're too much of a little bitch to sort your life out. Even if we assume you have literally nobody in this world who cares about you, you have no way to empirically prove that your life won't get better in the future. If you look at the number, a vast majority of failed suicide victims strongly regret their decision. You can't tell the future, and I'd put good money on you looking back at this time in your life in 5 or 10 years and being baffled that you were such a piece of shit. And before you even think about bitching at me for not knowing what you're going through, I've fucking been there, I ended up spending half a year in inpatient psychiatric treatment. Nothing makes me angrier with myself than looking back and seeing how stupid I was.
>> [_] Anon 3141556 >># I'm sorry I'm from Germany. And I don't suppose you know a way you to get here in the next 2 1/2 hour. Also hey I know a value of myself: I've helped reCaptcha to identify store fronts, sandwiches and street signs!
>> [_] partyhard !n21TE7QU8U 3141557 Rest in Peace
>> [_] Anon 3141558 >># heh
>> [_] Anon 3141560 >># >># Common sense and provocation did nothing so... Well, enjoy your suicide.
>> [_] Anon 3141561 This attention whoring blog thread is an insult to those with genuine mental illness and I'd like you to do this on /r9k/ and not /f/ or any other good board.
>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 3141563 >># Sorry bro. Cant make it that far that quick. But ill still pour one out for ya.
>> [_] Anon 3141564 >># cze here
>> [_] Anon 3141565 >># So everybody that ever killed himself was mentally ill?
>> [_] Anon 3141569 At least have a good one anon, anywhere we can look for you in the german news? Hope you have a good next/afterlife if there even is one.
>> [_] Anon 3141574 >># afterlife. Shit I hope there is none. I mean getting born and the life that followed was suffering enough. I hope i just fade into non existence. Like it was before my birth.
>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 3141578 >># Im of the belief that when you die you are stuck in a freezeframe of your last moment. Try to make it a happy moment bro.
>> [_] Anon 3141581 If anyone's still reading 50+ comments in, I want to stress something. The idea that suicide is cowardly, pathetic, or otherwise is an opinion. Nobody has an obligation to be alive. In ending your life you do add burden to those that are close to you, but only in the same way that so many other actions in life will. The important thing, as anything in life, is to make a resolute decision one way or the other. Anyone is capable of completely changing their life if they lay everything out and approach it one step at a time, and life can be very good to you. If you choose to end it, the responsible action to do it completely and cleanly.
>> [_] Anon 3141587 >># I'm working on it(drinking for courage).
>> [_] Anon 3141588 OP, read this, it`s important: STREAM IT!
>> [_] Anon 3141589 >># We're a community, man.
>> [_] Anon 3141590 >># Rest assured that nobody will be harmed or otherwise threatened in any way. I won't make anyone an involuntarily murderer either.
>> [_] Anon 3141591 Come on OP, you only have to wait 2 more years before you're a wizard, don't waste this once in a lifetime opportunity! >># Ever tried fast food? From my experience they always have people who walk out or are short.
>> [_] Anon 3141595 >># Yeah that's exactly what I'm saying. You do whatever you want with yourself. I happen to be one of those guys that was really, really bad off some time ago, but I guess I just slowly worked at it a bit at a time and now I'm a completely different person and very happy with life. I'm just saying like, I'm not an animal rights activist but the people that tell you you're not allowed to kill yourself are often also eating some hunted/farmed animal. Their opinions on morals are shit and you do whatever you want with your life.
>> [_] Anon 3141600 >># I'm technically not a wizard. I was sexually molested by my older sisters. Even though I didn't have a boner to actually penetrate them yet. But technically I'm not a virgin. Even though I feel like one. But I'm most certainly unkissed.
>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 3141601 >># I've been trying maccas stores for the past 2 weeks. They have the balls to let their automated system wipe out all of my applications at the exact same minute on the exact same day for more than 5 stores.
>> [_] Anon 3141611 >># I don't know the exact quality of life differences between American and Australian military (I've been told Australian is better), but joining the military is better than it sounds. For a lot of people it's like a cool reset button for life. Then either you keep doing that or you use it as a jump off point to do something else later. It's momentum.
>> [_] Anon 3141614 >># I've wanted to join military as well. But I got that stupid idea to become a computer scientist instead and Germany dropped conscription that year. Such cases. Later they called me and asked me to join. I declined. Worst mistake of my life.
>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 3141616 >># Been there, tried that. My aptitude test was brilliant, I could have had any job in the military. However, Australia has this policy about medical history. Any registered GP or doctor can access a nation-wide database that contains your entire lifetime of medical notes (provided they are in the system). As such, the medical team saw that... > when I was 4 I had Parthes Disease, a hip disorder that I was given a clean bill of health for 4 years later > I had reported to my doctor 5 years prior that I had depression > I have Assburgers. They denied me on those grounds.
>> [_] Anon 3141617 >># Can't you still just drop everything and try to join again? I knew plenty of guys in the (again, American) military that were around 30 when they enlisted and they were completely rejuvenated with their options in life.
>> [_] Anon 3141622 >># I don't think so. I'm just too fucking old.
>> [_] Anon 3141624 Ending it isn't the answer. Seek professional help. Motivate yourself to do the best you can do >>#
>> [_] Anon 3141626 >># Hey OP, I think the best thing for you is to get new scenery. I was in your exact position at 17 years of age, and then magic happened and I went to China. After seeing how backwards the western world has become in terms of personal communication, it really changed my whole attitude. I know people who can get you to see this firsthand, while you get paid for it. What say you, /f/riend?
>> [_] Anon 3141628 do it pussy
>> [_] Anon 3141630 >># >># I got nothing else for you guys. Maybe the military doesn't quite fit but there are still other options. >># This guy is what I'm talking about, there are dozens of ways you can just pack up and go teach English in another country or some shit like that and it'll change your whole perspective. >Or just kill yourself. I made my point earlier. What matters is making a decision one way or the other. Just do SOMETHING different than precisely what you've been doing.
>> [_] Anon 3141631 28 and completely unattached to the others in your life sounds like utter bliss and more freedom than I will ever have without killing myself, and I would trade you any day for that type of opportunity. Fuck your debt, bribe a sailor to take you off that rock, sneak in with the cargo, mutinee a ship. Fuck your fatness, you know what a vagabond lifestyle will do to your gut? It'll make you miss it, you'll yearn for it when your sleeping alone in your car, freezing your ass off again under a shitty rough blanket. If anything ever goes wrong, killing yourself in custody is easy enough. All that said, I agree 100% with >># I can't sell you on my value of life. I can just be idealistic to a fault and hope you see why suicide is a waste.
>> [_] Anon 3141632 >># fake; and gay
>> [_] Anon 3141634 >># I get you, I really do. It's just that I'm too proud to confess that everything I did for the past 5 years was for nothing. I don't have that strength in me.
>> [_] Anon 3141637 >># you still here?
>> [_] Anon 3141639 >># Yes.
>> [_] Anon 3141641 >># only faggots listen to hollywood undead
>> [_] Anon 3141643 >># how much time do you have left?
>> [_] Anon 3141644 >># I feel you.
>> [_] Anon 3141645 >># 45 Minutes.
>> [_] Anon 3141646 >># See, that's exactly the shit I DON'T like. The "best you can do" GANBARE approach is actually terrible. You know when someone eats a pizza every day, and then they go "I'm going to change, I'm gonna diet!" so they cut their calories down to 1500 and eat salad and tuna all day. So what happens? Well they can't fucking handle it. Don't try to be "the best you". You know why? Because right now you're too fucking far away from it. Just try to be better. Better than you were yesterday. A tiny bit better every day until those good habits start to form and you don't even notice you are the best you.
>> [_] Anon 3141647 >># why 45 minutes? did you make some contraption and set it to turn on at 2 am or something?
>> [_] Anon 3141648 >># You mean I should do baby steps? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3JPa2mv SQ4
>> [_] Anon 3141650 >># I'm curious, why are you waiting for the post to expire? It seems pretty adamant that you aren't gonna back out of this, at least from text, but you're still waiting for the post to expire. Is it because you want to be heard by your /f/riends before your last minute? If that's the case, I'm making a swf to be posted in your honor. Do you have any requests?
>> [_] Anon 3141651 >># Its probably better to confess and get a bad reaction, than keep it to yourself and end everything
>> [_] Anon 3141652 >># Yes. Let it say: "Jeder ist seines Glückes Schmied."
>> [_] Anon 3141653 >># Heck, everything may go better than you expect
>> [_] Anon 3141654 >># I think at 2 am my suicide will cause the least amount of trouble.
>> [_] Anon 3141655 >># Too proud to admit your last few years were worth nothing, and yet your good with the easy way out?
>> [_] Anon 3141656 >># Go with grace, /f/riend.
>> [_] Anon 3141657 >># I don't think this is very easy. But it is more comfortable I guess. I mean if it were that easy, everybody would be doing it, right?
>> [_] Anon 3141658 >># OP, I don't think any of us will be able to convince you of the worth of life. But let me tell you something else. Suicide is one way to end it, but in the end, it's simple. I've attempted it once, and I realized something. Offing yourself isn't on its own, entirely worth it. Those last moments you realize you don't want to die, luckily I didn't end up that way. You've hit rock bottom, I get it, but there's a benefit to being there, life can't get any worse. You've got to realize that. Death is the only way things could get worse, I've been there and understand what you're thinking. However, you've got to think. Sure you have nothing left, that means that there isn't anything truly holding you back. Suicide is always the final option, when you're truly 100% trapped, and death is inevitable. So instead of ending it so quickly, go big. Do something extraordinary. It doesn't matter what skills you have, just do it. Anything. I'm fucking serious, you've got nothing left, go big or fucking go home if you really want to take your life. Maybe you don't life in America, so a shooting isn't an option, bombs are still easy as fuck to make. Go bomb the shit out of something, go wild. Get money to get an airplane ticket, hijack it or some shit. Run away, obtain as much cash as possible, loan shark, whatever. Go fucking wild. Fly across the world, become a monk or hobo or someshit, live off the fucking land. Go fucking wild. Sure you may be a fat virgin, but you've got nothing left, no regrets, so do something fucking stupid. Assassinate a politician, blow up something, jump on a cargo train with as much beans as you can carry, get involved with organized crime. You've hit fucking rock bottom faggot, and the only place you can fucking go is up. Whether that's you, or your soul, is yet to be decided. Go fucking big, or go goddamn fucking home, do it for the lulz, it doesn't matter, just go fucking mad. Godspeed you glorious bastard
>> [_] Anon 3141660 >># that's retarded anon it's gonna cause trouble no matter when you're gonna off yourself also how do you wanna do it? and where? I mean in a building or in a forest or?
>> [_] Anon 3141661 >># lmao yes
>> [_] Anon 3141662 >># any request for the swf other than the words?
>> [_] Anon 3141663 >># >Do something extraordinary. It doesn't matter what skills you have, just do it. Anything. I know right. Now that he has nothing he can go become James Bond and fight sharks. The world is now his oyster.
>> [_] Anon 3141664 >># I told my friends that It wouldn't make sense to kill myself without taking some asshole who deserved it with me. Guess I'm breaking that promise as well.
>> [_] Anon 3141665 >># this is the most retarded shit I've read all day or actually, OP, if you're being serious about the suicide follow these guy's tips death may come sooner than you're anticipating
>> [_] Anon 3141666 Do you have a bucket list? Why not do all the things you want to do in the world before you go?
>> [_] Anon 3141668 >># go where? hell? I see your trips. nice try. now im not killing myself.
>> [_] Anon 3141669 >># I actually have nothing that I've always wanted to do. Except maybe kill the traitor of the german nation Angela Merkel. But I guess that is out of the question, because they tried it in the Czech republic and she is too well protected for a lonely guy who has nothing else to lose to get close to her.
>> [_] Anon 3141671 >># Unless you show a live stream of you becoming an hero, I won't believe you will do it
>> [_] Anon 3141672 Have you asked a psychologist for help?
>> [_] Anon 3141673 >># I guess maybe having a girl that loves me to receive my genitalia in pleasure and full consent was one thing of course.
>> [_] Anon 3141674 Why kys? Just fap your troubles away
>> [_] Anon 3141675 >T -20 minutes I can't wait how OP fails to deliver
>> [_] Anon 3141676 mods, sticky this thread
>> [_] Anon 3141677 >># Why not tell us more about yourself OP? Life->Death by Choice is interesting no matter who you are.
>> [_] Anon 3141678 >># Why not move to Germany and speak out about how you feel. Maybe start a news site. If you feel so passionate then go do something about it. If it doesn't work out then you had an escape route planned anyway.
>> [_] Anon 3141679 >># Well in order to get a psychologist to help me I would need money to pay my health insurance and of course wait half a year for a slot to become free. And of course I've already have experience with those people and it was only negative. They couldn't help me at all. I mean basically they said the same stuff that was uttered in this thread.
>> [_] Anon 3141680 >># Exactly. We can't stop you from killing yourself OP, we're just a bunch of faggots on the internet circle jerking over shitty forced memes on an incredibly outdated format. But you're killing yourself, you don't have to care anymore. So go out with a fucking bang. If you really still want to end it all, then at least make it something that the whole world will remember, go nuclear, become a fucking human supernova. Jesus Christ just go fucking ballistic, you have nothing binding you to this Earth, you've got No Ragrets, just do something fucking so insane it will go global. You really wanna kill yourself, then make sure every single goddamn one of us will hear about it. You can make C4, Thermite, Napalm, and a fuckton of other shit that will reach global news if you play your cards right, pick the right spot and the right time, and make sure the blast will kill you, and fucking boom, you've got the new high score. Suicide is selfish, but make your last act, one of kindness, do it for us, do it faggot. https://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM Go nuclear, you've got nothing left stopping you, don't let anyone stop you, not us, not anyone, go crazy, go out having a time, defy everything and anyone that ever told you you couldn't, burn the fucking world. Don't fucking stop. Go supersonic, we won't, and can't, stop you now. Just have a good time with it, go ballistic. Go out of control.
>> [_] Anon 3141681 If you're dead you can't eat good ass food and play videogames
>> [_] Anon 3141682 >># Did that for the past 5 years.
>> [_] Anon 3141683 >># Yeah, so instead of either trying to pull his life together or just being dead, he can risk being arrested and rot in prison for the rest of his life
>> [_] Anon 3141685 >># That's the fucking point dumbass. He's killing himself anyway, why not do something crazy, it's not likes he's got anything to live for, now fucking does he?
>> [_] Anon 3141686 >># Do you have a job?
>> [_] Anon 3141687 >># >Go nuclear STANDING
>> [_] Anon 3141688 >># I was being sarcastic bro. I mean no offense but what is some depressed fat guy with little money and perhaps not lots of confidence or good social skills gonna do. What adventure can that type of guy go on presumably without any financial backing or individual funds. I mean yeah becoming James Bond and fighting sharks sounds nice but we gotta be realistic here.
>> [_] Anon 3141690 >># I've been living on 80€ a month for food for the past 5 years. You think that I give a damn about good food anymore? And regarding videogames. Yes I enjoyed some of them. But lately they have just become an excuse to do anything after I woke up in the morning. it was like: "At least I did xyz in game xy"
>> [_] Anon 3141691 this one goes for you OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTK w78
>> [_] Anon 3141692 Look at all of us trying to convince you not to end your life, shouldn't that be reason enough not to go through with it? You're on /f/ and your post reached a triple digit number of replies. That's an achievement by itself. Imagine those who have life worse than you, but still manage to power through it
>> [_] Anon 3141693 >># Hey, if you're gonna do it, at least do it on stream.
>> [_] Anon 3141694 >># >Unfortunately, this video is not available in your country because it could contain music from SME, for which we could not agree on conditions of use with GEMA. I'm still going to watch it anon.
>> [_] Anon 3141695 >># For starters, you can fly to Malaysia and take all the buses you can find until there are none. You could curl up and starve out there, or you could try finding a way to get food from the locals. I'd say basically just leave the West.
>> [_] Anon 3141696 Play some Doom. Doom is better than suicide
>> [_] Anon 3141698 >># just search MASH theme
>> [_] Anon 3141699 >># I already played Doom. You go down an elevator and then you start to shoot people. I hope that It's the same for me.
>> [_] Anon 3141700 >># so become a street beggar in some middle of nowhere place? do they speak english there? sounds like he'd end up dead or in a prison. I am thinking there are better plans then that particular one though perhaps no really easy ones.
>> [_] Anon 3141701 >># There can be a better you and the old you can die just the same. Who could convince you of this?
>> [_] Anon 3141702 >># Have you played any good mods and maps? What ones are your favorite?
>> [_] Anon 3141703 >># thats actually pretty deep m8...
>> [_] Anon 3141707 >># The adventure to gain confidence and social/survival skills. I mean shit, you've never been on a quest.
>> [_] Anon 3141710 >># Out in the countryside, they'll look at you with total fascination. Most towns in Malaysia dont even know what the internet is. And no. That's the beauty, playing charades when your life depends on it. And in prison most likely. I'd mark that as a fun experience.
>> [_] Anon 3141711 >># My favourite game of all time was Outcast and Gothic II. Because I was the unnamed hero in Gothic II. doing what he was suppose to do without any rewards. And basically revealing the flaw of the gods in Outcast. That they have been flawed by an outside intelligence.
>> [_] Anon 3141712 >># this
>> [_] Anon 3141713 >># I liked project brutality for the kill animations.
>> [_] Anon 3141714 >># Got any links to it? Maybe we should play together sometime
>> [_] The Guy Who Likes Battletoads 3141715 I like battletoads.
>> [_] Anon 3141716 >># Can I borrow the battletoads?
>> [_] Anon 3141717 >># OP came here because he wants us to change is mind. Nobody on earth really wants to die. Every human people knows inside of him how beautiful the world can be. Being loved is beautiful, but also feel the wind in your hair at night in automn, looking at the stars, reading (german) poetry, making the ice cubes creak under your teeth... Beeing in darkness for now doesn't mean it's for ever. In life light arise when you expect it the less. So don't do it.
>> [_] The Guy Who Likes Battletoads 3141718 >># Yeah, what's your social security number?
>> [_] Anon 3141719 >># You can't play outcast and Gothic II together. Those are RPGs. That's what I always be like. The guy that starts at nothing and goes on to the top.
>> [_] Anon 3141720 the time's almost up this thread was nice til it lasted gute nacht, suber prinz
>> [_] Anon 3141721 >># We live in a society where reproducing is no longer the main concern of human beings. It's an instinct, but most anons like you are intelligent enough to have other interests. Sure it's a unique experience to be with a grill, but if it's not worth your time, and you don't need to obsess over the unattainable. Take this thought and restructure it into something else, like another obsession(this is called CBT). Realistically, given your financial situation, you'll rarely find a grill of your taste that will even stay with you given your financial situation. It'll be even more heartbreaking once that grill abandons you since they want to survive as well. rethink your thoughts. There's not only one approach to a given thought. That's a foolish misconception of your thoughts. Find another approach to your thoughts; they don't have to be necessarily positive, but you can approach them in healthier way anon. Please stay alive, and dont obsess over things like grills and death. Because in the end, you're just another anon, another dead person. Realistically, assuming you have family, you'll only be mourned over for a few days at most.
>> [_] Anon 3141722 >># hey if every digit of your social security number was a day, how many more days would you have to live?
>> [_] Anon 3141723 Post the picture of your last view OP
>> [_] Anon 3141725 Before you go, where do you live?
>> [_] Anon 3141726 hey OP, if you're gonna die, dump your quality flashes before you go
>> [_] Anon 3141727 >># I wish I could scream at you. You'll get a tear from me, so what if I don't know you.
>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 3141728 Hey OP. I see we've reached 2AM. You still here? I'm not one to discourage suicide, but just want to see how you are doing. I dont mind if you pussied out. I've done that a few times.
>> [_] Anon 3141729 >># You're right; I'm just extremely suspect about these threads. I'm sorry. Hang in there, OP. You're not alone, especially not here of all places. Escapism is the drug of choice and there's no shame in enjoying it. There's no need to rush towards the end when it comes to us all one day. For me and others here, please don't do it.
>> [_] Anon 3141730 150 replies? The fuck?
>> [_] Anon 3141731 My name is Dennis Seyfried. I'm from Germny, Dortmund, Grotenbachstraße. Number 65 44225 PLZ. If you want to call me: +4915110541408 It's my mobile phone number.
>> [_] Anon 3141733 someone call police now
>> [_] Anon 3141734 >># chill anon in Germany the feminist police have stun dildos and shit leave him in peace
>> [_] Anon 3141735 best wishes to you anon
>> [_] The Guy Who Likes Battletoads 3141736 >># Don't be a bitch. He wants to die. Who are you to deny him death?
>> [_] Anon 3141737 >># See you space faggot
>> [_] Anon 3141738 >># not getting anything, anon, you sure it's teh right number?
>> [_] Anon 3141739 >># I would come but live on the on the other side
>> [_] Anon 3141740 Someone call the police
>> [_] Anon 3141741 >># My phone can't dial this.
>> [_] Anon 3141742 >># do you have text services?
>> [_] Anon 3141744 >># but who was phone?
>> [_] Anon 3141745 >># mine neither.
>> [_] Anon 3141746 Germany Police Phone number in OP's area is +49 231 1321521. It's up to you anons. I can't speak Deutsche.
>> [_] Anon 3141747 >># Don't do it, man :'(
>> [_] Anon 3141748 >># They probably have someone who can speak English
>> [_] Anon 3141750 Whole /f/ community gets involved in life of a fellow fag this is a nice thread
>> [_] Anon 3141751 >># >># >># >># Call it, save this dude's life
>> [_] Anon 3141752 Stream it you fucking pussy
>> [_] Anon 3141753 >># yeah, but he has like 10 minutes left before his "planned" suicide
>> [_] Anon 3141755 even if you called the police what are they going to do? they'll knock on his door at 2 am saying they got an anonymous call that he wants to commit suicide he says that's not true and they leave
>> [_] Anon 3141757 >># But how long will you save him for? Will he really change his mind in police custody? I'd rather not have him go to psychiatry wards just to get drugged up.
>> [_] Anon 3141759 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># You've brought out some serious community spirit in /f/, OP
>> [_] Anon 3141761 >># can you chill out he isn't doing it now he is just venting frustration
>> [_] Anon 3141762 >># delay him. reminds him that there are still people that kind of think about him, which he seems to be struggling with
>> [_] Anon 3141763 at least do something cool, like jumping off a fucking castle or getting a bike and driving it brakeless on a cool road that would be a nice way to go
>> [_] Anon 3141764 >># Police usually do that sort of things yeah, especially when dealing with a suicidal person. And they will at least send competent people to talk to him.
>> [_] Anon 3141765 eat a cookie, have a stroll with ear/headphones in and sleep it off really. these darkest thoughts rarely last, just make it through the night and you'll have another day and another perspective.
>> [_] Anon 3141766 Has anyone been able to successfully call? I've got a sibling fluent in German.
>> [_] Anon 3141767 Dammit Merkel this is your fault.
>> [_] Anon 3141770 >># I texted him and i can speak german
>> [_] Anon 3141771 >># i can't reach this number fuck. Someone do it please
>> [_] Anon 3141772 >># Google voice not getting through?
>> [_] Anon 3141774 >># cmon OP you have almost 200 fags who care about you
>> [_] Anon 3141778 >># Guide for Burger-anons like me to text suicide-anon: (01149)+15110541408
>> [_] Anon 3141779 >># actually it's just 41 OP included
>> [_] Anon 3141780 >># I know what you're trying to say but really this is incredibly dismissive - if you don't understand what he's going through it's probably better not to just say he's okay. He quite clearly isn't. Of course he can get it together, and make life better, and of course he won't feel like this forever even it seems to him now like he will. But that may not just happen by "sleeping it off"!
>> [_] Anon 3141782 >># still most threads don't even get 10 replies and he got 40 individual posters that's like the whole board
>> [_] Anon 3141784 Is this the first thread on /f/ to ever get 200 replies?
>> [_] Anon 3141785 >># Dis... Dont do it man
>> [_] Anon 3141786 >># First in a long time, certainly
>> [_] Anon 3141787 >># nope wasn't there a thread that hit like 400+ when the board for a while
>> [_] Anon 3141788 >># yes because I'm here for a whole month next week so I know
>> [_] Anon 3141790 dubs
>> [_] Anon 3141791 >># Pretty unusual though
>> [_] Anon 3141792 you faggots need to fuCKING CHILL KILL YOURSELVES
>> [_] Anon 3141793 Did someone success to reach OP?
>> [_] Anon 3141794 >># Join in too. Together we will AN HEROES.
>> [_] Anon 3141795 is OP finally kill?
>> [_] Anon 3141796 >># nope. Did someone try this number?
>> [_] Anon 3141797 i'm really touched by this
>> [_] Anon 3141798 >># no clue, couldn't reach him. text got through thanks to this tho>>#
>> [_] Anon 3141800 >># i got through by text
>> [_] Anon 3141802 >># show me on the doll where he touched you
>> [_] Anon 3141804 I bet someone called the cops and An Heroed when they came. Does anyone have access to local Muenster news?
>> [_] Anon 3141805 ok OP stop fooling around and say something or otherwise we'll assume you actually did it or that you went straight to bed one way or another you're still a faggot
>> [_] Anon 3141806 >># i mean, damn man when i feel like my life is shit and that i can't take it anymore
>> [_] Anon 3141807 >># Stop whoring for attention and just kill yourself. Who am I kidding? If you actually wanted to kill yourself you wouldn't be posting this kind of shit.
>> [_] Anon 3141809 >># Pic or it didn't happen.
>> [_] Anon 3141811 >># Fuck all these fags, For Great Justice An Hero Livestream
>> [_] Anon 3141812 >># this there are so many unnoticed suicides that you don't even bother hell even now someone's committing suicide and you don't even know about it how does that make you feel anons?
>> [_] Anon 3141813 >># Did you give OP's adress?
>> [_] Anon 3141816 さようなら、オッピくん。
>> [_] Anon 3141818 >># Japs always have the last word.
>> [_] Anon 3141819 Rest in peace anon we'll miss you
>> [_] Anon 3141821 Did he actually do it? Any news from Germanbros?
>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 3141822 Cant find any news on whether he did it. But if he did, he was planning on doing it an hour ago. No news afaik on his death.
>> [_] Anon 3141823 >># So??
>> [_] Anon 3141824 OP had a facebook. Search his name. Looked like info given was true. Lived in Dortmund. Was a reporter of some sort 4 years ago. Rip OP
>> [_] Anon 3141826 >># Apparently looked happy with a football team
>> [_] Anon 3141827 >># FB link?
>> [_] Anon 3141828 Why wouldnt you livestream your death? Loser
>> [_] Anon 3141830 >># Here's his normiebook. https://www.fac.ebo.ok.com/Pressespreche rUNIONVELBERT/posts/181430475224766
>> [_] Anon 3141831 he kill himself yet or what?
>> [_] Anon 3141833 if he actually did it and someone called the police which I doubt since someone would announce it here he might not even killed himself in the house maybe he went to the nearby forest and sliced his wrists there or some shit what I'm trying to say is that they may not find his body as soon as someone wishes
>> [_] Anon 3141834 >># This link isn't working for me... Do you have any screenshots or other links?
>> [_] Anon 3141836 >># YOU DENSE MOTHER-- Remove the dots in "fac.ebo.ok".
>> [_] Anon 3141837 >># remove the periods in facebook, b-baka
>> [_] Anon 3141838 >># remove the periods
>> [_] Anon 3141840 >># judging by >># he may not have gotten far. especially since he said he was in worse condition.
>> [_] Anon 3141841 >># I'm a dumbass... Thanks Why did they have dots though?
>> [_] Anon 3141843 >># >># I'm sorry, I lost my temper, I can see why that wouldn't be obvious to everyone, but I mean, AUGH I CAN'T NOT SEE THAT
>> [_] Anon 3141845 >># It's a way of getting around URL filtering, the board blocks you from posting if it thinks your URL is spam
>> [_] Anon 3141846 >># i don't think that's him desu
>> [_] Anon 3141848 >># Ohh, ok that makes sense.
>> [_] Anon 3141849 Holy shit this many replies on /f/, you better live faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3141850 Lol, let him die. Attention whore.
>> [_] Anon 3141852 all these (YOU)s don't do it you twit
>> [_] Anon 3141855 >># He looks like a semi-happy guy fragile enough to be broken down by some bs happening in his life He wasn't active on that profile it seams Here's a second account of this guy that's been active /DennisBalsStadionsprecherSsVgVelbert02/ If it will be active in the future he might be alive
>> [_] Anon 3141856 >># This is definitely a historical moment for /f/ Someone writing a suicide note on 4chan before committing suicide... He will be remembered. RIP OP
>> [_] Anon 3141857 holy fuck, this thread is fuckin' exploding. Did OP get help yet or is it too late?
>> [_] Anon 3141859 >># I only read like half the thread... Please tell me someone gave him the suicide hotline number...
>> [_] Anon 3141860 at this same day in 1939 WWII started damn germs making history in september
>> [_] Anon 3141861 >># Someone should make a flash honoring his memory assuming he actually did it, I'll keep a look out on the news just in case
>> [_] Anon 3141862 >># To be fair, people on /b/ and /r9k/ an hero all the time. I'm pretty sure /r9k/ has the highest suicide rate of all the boards on 4chan. But a guy doing it on /f/...
>> [_] Anon 3141863 >># Nobody was able to help him. Not to late to call the police.
>> [_] Anon 3141864 >># How much debt?
>> [_] Anon 3141865 >># True dat... To be honest, this is the first time I've ever seen 4chan be this warmhearted and tender... Shit, you guys broke my heart...
>> [_] Anon 3141866 >># OP is probably dead, less likely dying or just cut off from society. You were a little too late Anon, sorry.
>> [_] Anon 3141867 book.com/DennisBalsStadionsprecherSsVgVe lbert02/ You can try and ask if it's him
>> [_] Anon 3141868 >post happy_suicide.swf >comment "goodbye /f/, i hate you >guaranteed replies Kek, another day at 4fags Have a nice evening Anons I'm off to Bedfordshire. PS >># Buy some cocaine and go fuck some bitches. Life is not that bad. You are not a fucking Cambodian kid who earns less than quid per day. To be honest, I'm believing in You. You are a damn master of life. A lot of intelligent people have some suicidal thoughts because of pressure of the local community. People always like to talk mate, because they need some extra scandals in their silly decent life.
>> [_] Anon 3141869 >># Y'know what assuming this is real and you haven't already done it then take some advice. It's never to late to disappear, to go to another country without a trace and start over as a new person. Grow a pair and try it out, anything is better than fucking death
>> [_] Anon 3141870 60 people posting that's more than I'll probably have on my funeral
>> [_] Anon 3141871 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSX dEE Thread theme
>> [_] Anon 3141872 >># Do a fucking flip.
>> [_] Anon 3141873 >># Buy a gun, get a high score first cunt.
>> [_] Anon 3141874 >># I agree... If you stir up /f/ this much, you should be remembered by all /f/tards. Does anyone know how to make flashes?
>> [_] Anon 3141875 >># >inb4 nobody on /f/ knows how to make a flash
>> [_] Anon 3141876 >># i just save :((
>> [_] Anon 3141877 >># I was gonna make a flash, but I lost all my flash making programs and don't remember what I used. What programs are good to use that let me save as a swf?
>> [_] Anon 3141879 >># The brotherhood of /f/ is a different bond, one that cannot be found elsewhere
>> [_] Anon 3141880 >265 replies >62 posters WHAT IS THIS MASSIVE SAMEFAGGING? LET HIM KILL HIMSELF >wao so edgy i'm so done of people's shit, no one cares if you die. IN THE END, WE'RE ALL LARVAE FOOD
>> [_] Anon 3141881 >># then why don't you kill yourself you faggot
>> [_] Anon 3141882 >># >># >># I have something that might be useful... http://arch.ive.4ple.bs.org/f/thread/313 3458/#3133458 This contains good info that will be useful on /f/ Give it a good read anon.
>> [_] Anon 3141883 >># i hope you get reborn as a gecko so i can fuck you
>> [_] Anon 3141884 >># Someone could possibly be in hell right now... Our comments could've possibly given OP hope to get his life back on track... He could be in hell... Think about it.
>> [_] Anon 3141885 >># what kind of a fucking faggot are you >># pics or your suicide is worthless
>> [_] Anon 3141886 >># >samefagging it's 4 post per person avg
>> [_] Anon 3141887 Jesus christ 270 fucking replies tryna convince this fucker not to kill himself. You guys arent his fucking psychiatrists, let him handle his own shit and stop wasting your fucking time.
>> [_] Anon 3141888 >># But that's what we're here to do
>> [_] Anon 3141890 >># Seriously fucking faggots what the fuck are you thinking. You should be ENCOURAGING this fuck face fuck it, all 200 of these fucking retards should join OP
>> [_] Anon 3141891 Alright, here's what I think we should do: >he's alive don't make a fucking flash about it... it'll cause problems. >he tried but failed don't make a flash... got it? >he's dead and in hell appropriate time to make a flash Before we do anything, we need to confirm one of these three possible destinies for OP. As soon as we confirm one of these, then respond accordingly, got it?
>> [_] Anon 3141892 >I will kill myself >hurr durr you have 20 minutes to convince me >Imma gonna do it see you tomorrow, faggot. I used to listen to this song thinking about killing myself. Was too much of a of a pussy to do it. Now it kind of disgust me.
>> [_] Anon 3141893 >># >66 P. how new are you? go back to >>>/b/ if you wanna be edgy
>> [_] Anon 3141894 >># 1. No, I feel like I've got stuff to do before I die y'know? 2. To each their own, OP had every right to, I disagree but it's his decision to make
>> [_] Anon 3141895 >># 1 - i'm glad i have learned to apreciate life so i don't think i would kill myself unless it were for some greater good or some shit like that 2 - it's his choice
>> [_] Anon 3141896 Tbh this thread is a little pointless now... >OP said he would kill himself >hasn't responded in a while >everyone thinks he's dead The only thing left to do is wait for the police to confirm if he's dead or not. This entire thread needs to stop
>> [_] Anon 3141897 So... here's a couple questions for anyone who cares. 1 - do you want to / what would it take for you to be willing to take your own life? 2 - do you feel OPs decision is justified, or does the value of his life reach beyond his own personal feelings?
>> [_] Anon 3141898 >># >not honouring his /f/ellow's memory
>> [_] Anon 3141899 >># and >># weer both in reference to >>#, which was redone because i didn't like the wording
>> [_] Anon 3141900 >># Do whatever the fuck you want, all I'm saying is that talking about someone you think is dead will not resurrect them. Just wait for the police to confirm it.
>> [_] Anon 3141901 >># i hope your dickhole blows out while you're taking a piss
>> [_] Anon 3141902 When this thread expires, and anyone has news from him, just post this .swf again.
>> [_] Anon 3141903 i make poost
>> [_] Anon 3141905 >># Remember to post this link along with it to help /f/tards make the flash; and to learn the /f/ culture :). http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/31334 58/#3133458
>> [_] Anon 3141907 >># 1. The repeated betrayal of my own trust. When my mind is no longer my own is when I no longer can cope. 2. The value of his life does not reach beyond his own personal feelings. I do not know if he was justified. At the very least, I only hope that he was.
>> [_] Anon 3141908 >almost 300 posts Don't die, OP. I've hit my lowest point a few months ago and fortunately I've been recovering, so don't give up.
>> [_] Anon 3141910 A man has a right to choose how he dies. Good luck, Have Fun.
>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 3141912 Holy shit you /f/aggots stop talking shit about him. He died almost 2 hours ago and you are still telling him to kill himself. Oh right, this is 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 3141916 >># >>>/reddit/ ill find another doc
>> [_] Anon 3141917 >># We're just meming now because this thread has 295 (two hundred ninety-five) replies. /f/ doesn't get this very often unless it's a particularly big shitstorm.
>> [_] Anon 3141919 has anyone found out any news if hes actually dead?
>> [_] Anon 3141920 Of any decision, a man has chose his death. You're a retard, but may you find peace.
>> [_] Anon 3141922 darn it, to think the /f/ would be the most supportive board on 4chan, you make me proud guys, /fit/ has nothing on us!
>> [_] Anon 3141923 for fuck sake
>> [_] Anon 3141924 Once we find out if he's dead or alive, /f/ will explode again... Be prepared for aftershocks
>> [_] Pocket 3141926 I'm a cute girl, and if you havent died yet i'm telling you not to give up. if you are dead, good night anon.
>> [_] Anon 3141927 >Bump limit Damn son.
>> [_] Anon 3141928 I've never seen a thread on this fucking board get more than 20 replies I'm not gonna read all 300+ so can someone summarize for me/everyone else who just got in?
>> [_] Anon 3141929 >># no
>> [_] Anon 3141930 >># eh half the posts are support for OP, the rest are a mixture of "kill yourself already," asking/giving the OP's facebook info, and then shitposts.
>> [_] Anon 3141931 >># Where are proofs?
>> [_] Anon 3141932 >># do /k/ a favor and don't use a gun because your death would be used as anti-gun stats for propaganda
>> [_] Anon 3141938 >># he lives in germany
>> [_] Anon 3141943 posting in 300 reply bread
>> [_] Anon 3141946 >I-I-I'm gonna do it If you really were you would be doing other things than shitposting. Sage in a bumplimit thread.
>> [_] Anon 3141948 >># L O N D O N O N D O N
>> [_] Anon 3141952 i'd hate me too
>> [_] Anon 3141960 >># You probably aren't even starving and you speak of suffering.
>> [_] Anon 3141961 300 posts damn son.
>> [_] Anon 3141962 >># There are many different types of suffering.
>> [_] Anon 3141964 >># >I hope that It's the same for me. CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN THESE WOUUUNDS WILL NOT HEAAAL
>> [_] Anon 3141965 Eh, if you're going to kill yourself, at least go for broke first. Do something you've always wanted to do. At this point you have nothing to lose. You're gonna kill yourself anyways, so just do it.
>> [_] Anon 3141966 posting just for the memes
>> [_] Anon 3141967 >># Don't speak about suffering, you haven't stepped on lego as hard as me. Get on my level of suffering man.
>> [_] Anon 3141968 wow wee this is the most replies I've seen in /f/
>> [_] Anon 3141969 >># >I've got an ass full of debt, I'm going to get evicted. So what? That's not gonna kill ya. >I'm fat as fuck. I'm a 28 year old virgin. Been there, done that. People worry about the weirdest things. Why would things like these make you want to off yourself? Feeling guilty is a waste of time, trying to become a better person isn't. You may not always succeed at the latter, but hell, you gotta try your hardest to avoid doing the former.
>> [_] Anon 3141974 Some faggot's gonna screencap this and put it on reddit.
>> [_] Anon 3141975 Im here just to post in a historical moment. Ripip German mang.
>> [_] Anon 3141976 you fucking faggots
>> [_] Anon 3141977 This is a massive thread for /f/ what the fuck dude


[H2O5GDF]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3132940/good-ol-monday
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[_] Good ol Monday Anon 3132940
>> [_] Anon 3132981 Thanks OP, I needed this


[M4I12ZK]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3112044
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[_] Anon 3112044 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3112063 Sometimes while I'm driving, I just wonder: if I were to just swerve into the oncoming at 55mph, would I feel it? Or would it just... end? The thing that scares me is that I always have to think about why it's not a good idea.
>> [_] Anon 3112065 >># I know what you mean. I used to feel like that all the time.
>> [_] Anon 3112068 You kids needs to cut this shit out. If you were gonna kill yourselves, you would've done it a long time ago. Not come here to play pretend. This shitty music makes me sick. Profiting on the weak.
>> [_] Anon 3112071 >># It's okay, because you'll be dead one day too.
>> [_] Anon 3112074 >># I won't cry about it and put it on a cd every step of the way.
>> [_] Anon 3112112 >># Yea probably. Most car accident deaths are fucking shitty. Sometimes you just sever your spine, and slowly choke to death as your neck pipe collapses on itself. Of course that's assuming you are are wearing a seat belt or something. If you slam into a brick wall on a kill-a-swabbie going 160 mph without a helmet head first you would probably wouldn't be conscious of how fucked your body is before your brain called it quits and shut down. The real question is not "would I feel it" but would you be consciously aware of it, only the constant stream of information being processed into a model of yourself actually matters. Pain is really only a conscious process, at least in the question of experiencing "hurting". I mean you're nerves will still be firing off bad vibes, but if there's no one home to take the call it doesn't matter, right? Not a doctor though, so you know could be wrong.
>> [_] Anon 3112117 >># >If you were gonna kill yourselves, you would've done it a long time ago This is such an incredibly retarded statement.
>> [_] Anon 3112140 If death is the goal, I'll find my end. If a bullet can't do it, gravity will. Fuck pills and alcohol, you want a way out? Then find the exit before anyone asks where you're headed. In the end, death is only the deadline to be satisfied with life. To the lost, a foregone cause isn't half assed.
>> [_] Anon 3112142 >># allahu akbar
>> [_] Anon 3112145 >># Remember your choice is your own. If you can choose for others, it's your mortal prerogative. Despite your pining for the fjords, ask yourself if other people really think you're worth traveling with.
>> [_] Anon 3112148 you know. i came to /f/ to see what was going on, Did not expect this level of philosophy
>> [_] Anon 3112149 sometimes the pain is too much
>> [_] Anon 3112159 Then escape is to a place where your suffering becomes arbitrary? Are you willing to waste each hour you don't want to be here? So be it. You leave us with that image. Drag yourself back if you're willing. Death isn't an end to pain. It's just a flashlight where everyone they've been close to you will remember they forgot the batteries
>> [_] Anon 3112164 Remember that this song was wrought from profit. Not a word of it is honest. If you value your life, then you've got a place to be. Everywhere a free hand is needed to feed or provide. Would you die in a car crash or breaking your neck on a set of stairs? Waste. Remember that a deathbed is a true gift. Spend it on a stray bullet or tetanus is still your choice. If you are lucky enough to choose your end, it's still your choice
>> [_] Anon 3112170 Until whichever come first: A bullet, or my salvation I will clinging to the last glimpse Of that terrible illusion... >Hope
>> [_] Anon 3112183 >># If you can't make light of seriousness then you're already dead inside, mate :D
>> [_] Anon 3112200 Nietzsche: The thought of suicide is a great consolation: by means of it one gets through many a dark night. for me, knowing that I can always just end myself is part of why I keep trying.
>> [_] Anon 3112211 >># >song written by edgy 20 something for consumption by edgy teens goddamn I hate emo faggots with their cutting and crying for attention.
>> [_] Anon 3112283 >># >goddamn I hate emo faggots with their cutting and crying for attention. how do they affect your life so much that you hold so much vitriol towards them?
>> [_] Anon 3112290 >># I will. pls buy my mixtape
>> [_] Anon 3112291 >># They shit up my favorite internet forums with their attention seeking


[C932LT7]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3051658
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[_] Anon 3051658
>> [_] Anon 3051690 E D G Y D G Y
>> [_] saucepan 3051745 >># Hollywood Undead - Bullet


[KFJADXM]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3046249/blind-flash-pi…
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[_] Blind Flash pick Anon 3046249
>> [_] Anon 3046340 This makes me happy to have overcome DEPRESSION. Hang in there brothers. It gets better it just takes a couple minutes a day. Intercept those negative thoughts with positive thoughts. It really makes a difference!


[YU5LD54]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3029972/soon
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[_] Soon! Anon 3029972
>> [_] Anon 3029982 I wonder if I'll make it to my 22nd birthday.
>> [_] Anon 3029986 Yeah, don't puss out and take the easy route, you have to grab life by the balls and make it your bitch, everything may not be right now but things always work out in the end. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and don't let others get you down. Your better then that.
>> [_] Anon 3029987 >># And don't forget to just be yourself!
>> [_] Anon 3029989 Cause life is a game that no one wins, But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin', So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit, No take that towel and hang yourself with it, Life's short and hard like a body-building elf, So save the planet and kill yourself, If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about, Lift your head up and blow your brains out,
>> [_] Anon 3029993 Life's what you make of it. Make it yours. That being said, this song is great.
>> [_] Anon 3029995 >># I remember being in high-school, don't worry you'll get out eventually.
>> [_] Anon 3029996 Suicide is such a faggotry.
>> [_] Anon 3029998 >># This song is so deep and really speaks to me as a girl and as a 9 times suicide survivor
>> [_] Anon 3030000 If you live you win for yourself and deserve the props of living. If you kill yourself you helped the planet's survival even if it is in the most minute way. Just believe you're a winner no matter what.
>> [_] Anon 3030001 nobody cares you blogshitters
>> [_] !Wulf.Eb.mY 3030005 A year and two days ago, the man I loved committed suicide. I've been contemplating suicide daily ever since. This week has been really hard on me. I remember everything vividly. The last time he spoke to me, the call from his father a few days later, the emptiness and frequent bouts of crying and inability to eat. Tomorrow is the day the phone call arrived. I'm really tired. Thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 3030006 My friend and I used to listen to this. I'll let you figure out why I used the words "used to"...
>> [_] Anon 3030007 >># Are you a ghost?
>> [_] Anon 3030008 >># you had a fight and you're having a period when you're just mad at each other but eventually you'll start to hang out again, right? RIGHT?
>> [_] !Wulf.Eb.mY 3030009 Or rather, today was the day the phone call arrived. I guess I should have looked at the time. 4 hours.
>> [_] Anon 3030010 Quit acting like a bunch of bitches
>> [_] Anon 3030011 >># you're acting like a bunch of bitches
>> [_] Anon 3030018 I've suffered from depression most of my life, spent quite a bit of time in the psych ward. That being said, I've never seen suicide as an option. Not because I particularly fear death or care that much about my own life, but because guilt is a huge contributor to my feelings, and nothing would make me feel more guilty than trying to commit suicide. That being said, I think this song is great.
>> [_] Anon 3030020 God damn this thread is edgy Seriously kill yourselves
>> [_] Anon 3030022 >># You matured and are no longer an angsty teen.
>> [_] Anon 3030031 >># ayy lmao Yeah I knew a pile of girls like that. Bitches would cut their writs the wrong way, take half a bottle of asprin, then call everyone they knew to "say goodbye". Fuckin' attention whores, I tell you what.
>> [_] Anon 3030040 If you're gonna off yourself do something fucking awesome first. Go skydive onto Christ the Redeemer or something.
>> [_] Anon 3030043 >># Have you seen anyone about it?
>> [_] Anon 3030046 >># >Go skydive onto Christ the Redeemer it goes without saying that you should do it without the parachute


[DQNOYXQ]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3017514
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/2 -2016 08:08:27 Ended: 8/2 -2016 16:40:53Flashes: 1 Posts: 14
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Anon 3017514 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3017515 Do people really drink bottles of gin? I mean... whiskey, wine, vodka or even sake fine... but gin? Who the fuck drinks gin. I thought its something you mix with other drinks but not drink alone. Isn't it bitter? This is bothering me greatly to say the least.
>> [_] Anon 3017519 >># gin tastes and smells like nail polish. 2/10 wouldn't drink again
>> [_] Anon 3017525 >># Well when you're suicidal i guess you stop caring.
>> [_] Anon 3017526 >># Reasonable point. Though if I was on a building edge planning to get really drunk and fall off I would want my last drink to be something nice, an expensive Whiskey or something. I wouldn't want the last thing I taste to be something awful...
>> [_] Anon 3017597 >># you know how when people are sad, they listen to sad music, even though it makes them more sad? i think it's like that.
>> [_] Anon 3017600 gin always gives me a happy drunk. it's like the opposite of whiskey
>> [_] Anon 3017603 >># How would you describe the taste of it?
>> [_] Anon 3017645 >># Fuck I actually like gin....
>> [_] Anon 3017658 >># When my friend first introduced me to gin, he asked me "Hey anon, do you like... Christmas?" >uh, yeah "Do you like pine trees?" >...I guess so? Drink this! >GUH THIS TASTES LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE
>> [_] Anon 3017688 for some odd reason when im feeling like ending it all I will listen to this song and it makes me feel better fucked up right
>> [_] Anon 3017689 >># nah I can understand how it could be cathartic for certain depressed people in certain life situations it makes you feel less alone
>> [_] Anon 3017699 Honestly, I like this song, I know its fucked up but yeah its an ok song to me.
>> [_] Anon 3017755 >># i drink gin tonic, it's quite lovly


[JUI63Q2]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2988675/hurry-the-new-…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 31/12 -2015 09:00:21 Ended: 31/12 -2015 09:00:21Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2988675 Hurry, the new year is coming


[KYWGL0N]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2984599/one-of-these-d…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/12 -2015 11:11:28 Ended: 25/12 -2015 16:16:29Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] one of these days Anon 2984599 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2984600 Best christmas song ever
>> [_] Anon 2984604 >># livestream it >># agreed
>> [_] Anon 2984605 >Ballad of the edgy 12 year olds.
>> [_] Anon 2984613 >># I hate this song so much
>> [_] Anon 2984617 Godspeed anon
>> [_] Anon 2984636 >># do a backflip faggot
>> [_] Anon 2984638 >># >waah I tried to kill myself but it didn't work I heard this from so many dumb emo bitches in school years ago I wonder how many of them eventually went through with it once they stopped getting attention
>> [_] Anon 2984640 Why would the creator of this flash take the lyric video and then cut off the end at such a weird time? They include the first couple notes at the end and then just stop early
>> [_] Anon 2984676 fags


[XERDPL3]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2962851
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 28/11 -2015 07:52:12 Ended: 28/11 -2015 14:11:29Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2962851 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2962876 Hollywood Undead is the fuckin shit.
>> [_] Anon 2962955 teenage edgemaster song
>> [_] Anon 2962980 How appropriate that you post this song because I really want you to kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2962991 >># edgy
>> [_] Anon 2963001 Kinda catchy
>> [_] Anon 2963038 >># same. I tell what I think about it. do as you do with everything, push the date you piece of shit.


[BFUP65Y]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2939168
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/10 -2015 16:45:13 Ended: 30/10 -2015 22:12:15Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2939168 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2939182 catchy but fucking gay
>> [_] Anon 2939186 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2939204 my friend kept playing this song on a long roadtrip once. I asked him to play something else but he said "I'm driving. My music." I don't drive with him anymore
>> [_] Anon 2939206 >># this. just dont listen to the lyrics
>> [_] Anon 2939216 Looks like a music for the depressed.
>> [_] Anon 2939218 >># is there a version with only bgm
>> [_] Anon 2939243 edgy
>> [_] Anon 2939263 >># >after the intro >bullshit angsty white boy rock rap Yeah, no thanks, that's a marketing trend from the early 2000's that needs to stay dead and never be mentioned again.
>> [_] Anon 2939356 >># catchy as hell and almost funny , deppressed but funny...


[P8ZIEJ6]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2915280
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 29/9 -2015 08:26:36 Ended: 29/9 -2015 13:33:30Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2915280
>> [_] Anon 2915327 well fuck that brings back memories of a darker time
>> [_] Anon 2915331 >preteen-grade edge >rap Yes, please kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2915343 cut out the best part dam u anon
>> [_] Anon 2915413 ayy lmao who else thought of doing this stuff at a point their life.


[QCFWUG5]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2857964
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 27/7 -2015 09:15:32 Ended: 27/7 -2015 12:05:17Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Anon 2857964
>> [_] Anon 2857984 Hollywood Undead is cringe worthy.
>> [_] Anon 2857986 >># I was wondering why it sounded familiar.
>> [_] Anon 2857998 Shit song tbh.
>> [_] Anon 2858012 cringe, edge, and shit band.
>> [_] Anon 2858013 >># >># well the music was ok, how about the band? whos the name?
>> [_] Anon 2858025 >># Hollywood undead. It's catchy.
>> [_] Anon 2858044 this is catchy tbh
>> [_] Anon 2858046 >># that must have been tough fitting so many cliches into the lyrics. its almost as bad as country music
>> [_] Anon 2858053 >># now I know why I hate this song, thank you anon.


[XTR1NPC]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2818290/last-one-404
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 20/6 -2015 00:47:58 Ended: 20/6 -2015 03:24:43Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] last one 404 Anon 2818290 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2818301 for you lazy anons looking for the sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP077Rit NAc
>> [_] Anon 2818320 this song sounds very similar to another song, or maybe it's just this sort of style
>> [_] Anon 2818344 >># It's Hollywood Undead. They're cringe tier. Rap-rock/rap-metal is a 90s fad, and it was GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY.
>> [_] Anon 2818368 for all of you thinking about suicide, then you come here on 4chan sometimes, keep holding on like me. I wish you all relief in life, there is no relief in death.
>> [_] Anon 2818380 >># how do u know?
>> [_] Anon 2818382 >># Shut the fuck up and do it.
>> [_] Anon 2818389 >># if you are theist, and christian: there is no relief in hell if you are atheist: there is nothing after life, not even relief
>> [_] Anon 2818398 >># >if you are atheist: there is nothing after life, not even relief That doesn't seem very helpful if someone thought their life was worse than "nothing" I would consider "nothing" to be pretty neutral. If a good life is positive, and a bad life is negative, well 0 is larger than any negative.
>> [_] Anon 2818422 >it 404s so you post it again >shit tier song >shit tier band >edgy af lyriccs pls leave summer


[AVR9FAC]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2818080/why-bother
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 19/6 -2015 19:42:47 Ended: 19/6 -2015 23:54:56Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Why bother... Anon 2818080 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2818087 fucking love it ! c:
>> [_] Anon 2818088 This is the difference between people that make a lifestyle out of being a depressed suicidal little bitch and people with actual issues.
>> [_] Anon 2818090 Like fucking seriously. He wants to buy a suit because he's going to kill himself? These would be much more fitting: http://www.glowyear.com/GiantSunglassesN ew.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2818092 For anyone wondering, this is Bullet by Hollywood Undead.
>> [_] Anon 2818095 >># thanks! (^^)
>> [_] Anon 2818101 >Ya I hate that they decided to do this in writing.
>> [_] Anon 2818169 >># Why would you need that? Just google the lyrics.
>> [_] Anon 2818175 >># This whiny emo shit is really fucking annoying
>> [_] Anon 2818188 CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>> [_] Anon 2818224 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2818229 /f/ confirmed for fourteen year old girls.
>> [_] Anon 2818234 It's catchy as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2818239 Jesus christ why does everyone on this board seem 14 as of a week ago
>> [_] Anon 2818246 >># People say this constantly but I swear that this time there really has been an influx of newfags from somewhere.


[YZ4DU4W]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2789979
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 24/5 -2015 07:55:28 Ended: 24/5 -2015 09:59:43Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2789979
>> [_] Anon 2789999 I was just about to post this, but I already have 2 swf's up. Small world.
>> [_] Anon 2790019 There is no downside
>> [_] Anon 2790108 >># Sadly, it skips the best part.
>> [_] Anon 2790112 The pseudo-rap kills this song.
>> [_] Anon 2790120 >># agreed


[ZBT2DNS]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2692272
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/2 -2015 04:32:10 Ended: 18/2 -2015 05:15:10Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2692272
>> [_] Anon 2692333 >># Love hollywood undead.
>> [_] Anon 2692346 >># If only the singer had succeeded.


[A9P033Q]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2606288
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/11 -2014 03:00:16 Ended: 22/11 -2014 04:36:46Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Happy_Suicide2.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Everyday Anon 2606288
>> [_] Anon 2606351 The only good Hollywood undead song :I


[K2RNZ8A]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2594587
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/11 -2014 04:49:37 Ended: 11/11 -2014 08:42:14Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2594587
>> [_] Anon 2594601 Looks like someone is feeling down.
>> [_] Anon 2594614 from wiki: "...He later analyzed that "[t]he final verse is different and is sung by what sounds like a little girl and adds to the 'happy' melody, but with the previous lyrics it just makes it even sadder,"..." edgy as shit fucking music and this is the only time when the word edgy applies, critical thought or avant-garde is not considered edgy.
>> [_] Anon 2594618 Deep shit.
>> [_] Anon 2594674 sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2594688 >># I wasn't aware actual suicide was considered edgy. I thought that fake shit with people cutting their wrists for attention was edgy. But I guess anyone can call anything edgy with conviction nowadays, seeing as it's a virtually meaningless word by this point.
>> [_] Anon 2594690 >># hollywood undead
>> [_] Anon 2594692 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP077Rit NAc
>> [_] Anon 2594694 >># Bullet, by Hollywood Undead
>> [_] Anon 2594706 >># I think he means the hollywood undead is just bein edgy as usual with this song, not calling suicide in general edgy
>> [_] Anon 2594825 >># Shit, I almost cut myself with your edgy comment.


[ZVS97JD]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2549356
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/10 -2014 07:59:20 Ended: 2/10 -2014 12:52:25Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2549356 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2549422 This is better than i thought it would be. WHo wrote this?
>> [_] Anon 2549434 Come on man, at least google the file name before you ask.
>> [_] Anon 2549435 Lol hollywood undead. Remember when
>> [_] Anon 2549436 >># Alright, cause you caught me on a good day Hollywood undead - Bullet For future reference, google the lyrics
>> [_] Anon 2549458 >># The lyrics are barely audible.
>> [_] Anon 2549461 >># Nigger then READ the fucking lyrics. They're right there in your face, you can't not see them. Shit, you're stupid as hell.
>> [_] Anon 2549467 >># You what?
>> [_] Anon 2549469 too bad you're dead after dying.
>> [_] Anon 2549488 >># the stupid rap part ruins it for me...


[MHI5UR1]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2531895
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/9 -2014 03:55:13 Ended: 18/9 -2014 04:49:16Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] /r/ inside Anon 2531895 Anyone have the flash that was a trailer for a game. It was a lot of partying and drugs with blue skinned guardians, it plays techno-music and there is a brief knife fight in it, Its a trailer to a show set to come out soon. I found it on /f/ originally but lost it...
>> [_] Anon 2531982 thanks for cutting out last part, you da real mvp


[ZV0XUY7]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2529461
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/9 -2014 05:57:25 Ended: 16/9 -2014 09:18:45Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2529461 faggot shit Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2529498 In all fairness the chorus is catchy as fuck!
>> [_] Anon 2529507 >leaving a letter that can be found before you're already dead >"...slit my wrists 'again'..." >"If I survive..." >suicidal
>> [_] Anon 2529512 I remember when I was an edgy little faggot I used to listen to this.
>> [_] Anon 2529539 >># All of my 8th grade. I used to love that band. >Undead Army
>> [_] Anon 2529559 Why the fuck is this scene shit so catchy. Kill me.
>> [_] Anon 2529575 >># I listen to it because its catchy not even suicidal
>> [_] Anon 2529630 >god
>> [_] Anon 2529661 that sucked


[EOJFOLI]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2525629
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/9 -2014 08:47:59 Ended: 13/9 -2014 12:58:40Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2525629 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2525631 I was hoping this would get posted again. It's such a catchy song. Thanks for posting.
>> [_] Anon 2525750 >># The song is Bullet by Hollywood Undead
>> [_] Anon 2525790 >># thanks anon


[AGE2R2N]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2445871
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 9/7 -2014 12:34:36 Ended: 9/7 -2014 17:00:34Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Emo time. Anon 2445871
>> [_] Anon 2445878 Ironically this song always cheered me up when I was going to end it.
>> [_] Anon 2445881 Real maturity comes with realizing killing yourself is the most childish, immature way to handle a situation, no matter how bleak. When it's the last and only option go ahead, but don't bullshit yourself into believing it is when you're just being a little bitch about something trivial in the grand scheme of things.
>> [_] Anon 2445947 I have no sympathy for the suicidal. People that weak and mindless disgust me more than anything, but I still think a person should have the right to choose how and when they die. It should be against the law to stop a suicide, and you should be able to press charges against the people who interfere.
>> [_] Anon 2445952 >># emofag detected
>> [_] Anon 2445955 >># Too many problems with that, like people committing suicide off of a building you own. Nobody wants their company/building/etc to show up in the news as the building someone jumped off.
>> [_] Anon 2445959 This song is pretty cool but my former friend was the most autistic and edgy faggot on the planet. >This song is totally about my life He also told me things like his plans to kill his entire family (which is fine with me because I also hated his family). I'm no longer friends with him for many reasons which is unfortunate because me and his cousin are still best friends. Anyway, that's the reason I don't like this song. Because the only people who like it are edgy fucks who think this song is about them and how hard it is to be a 14 year old who just got his first pube or whatever.
>> [_] Anon 2445962 >multiple failed attempts at "suicide", all half-measures >leaving a note where it's likely to be discovered before he can jump >"If I survive..." >suicidal
>> [_] Anon 2445965 Best way to kill one's self. 1. One, But an expensive and nicely tailored suit, you're going to die anyway so may as well go into some debt so you can go out in style 2. If that doesn't make you feel better which it should (every man has his spirits lifted when they are wearing clothing that was made for them) then buy a skydiving trip 3. Once you have gone through all the classes get flown up in the plane in your handsome new suit 4. As you are about to jump remove your pack put your back to the outside and bid your fellow humans one last ado 5. While you are in a free fall realize the experience you are having, you are flying through what man once believed to be the heavens, you are like a wingless bird of melancholy. As you fall contemplate your life and let your sadness flow away from you as you reach maximum velocity. 6. Hit the ground and become one with nature once again.
>> [_] Anon 2445974 >># Basically, he's a woman, pretending for attention.
>> [_] Anon 2445990 >># >edgy fucks I like this song because I think it's pretty


[NYBQF5K]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2424955
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/6 -2014 23:25:04 Ended: 22/6 -2014 02:23:16Flashes: 1 Posts: 18
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Anon 2424955
>> [_] Anon 2424960 I like songs like this, any other songs with dark lyrics and upbeat music?
>> [_] Anon 2424962 >># A lot of Tom Lehrer's songs are like this. They are old and a completely different style to OP's song, yet they were still the first thing to come to mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqd LFs
>> [_] Anon 2424966 >># hollywood undead is for children. this isnt that bad tho
>> [_] Anon 2424968 >># I'd say this one to some degree. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kQ-0bBkM IY It's quite catchy actually. For the record yandere is love.
>> [_] Anon 2424973 >># emilie autumn has some shit like that >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_senZRp aBds
>> [_] Anon 2424994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GHyLhbd zN0
>> [_] Anon 2425004 >># /f/ doesn't know what upbeat is, sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeL9gagV _VA
>> [_] Anon 2425007 >># I love you.
>> [_] Anon 2425008 >># my god, this has to be the most faggotry lyrics that i have ever heard this is worse than the emo 13 year old girl that constantly complains about nothing.
>> [_] Anon 2425024 >># >this is worse than the emo 13 year old girl that constantly complains about nothing it's hollywood undead. who do you think their fanbase is? they're the rap equivalent of linkin park
>> [_] Anon 2425026 >># >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeL9gag V_VA this is grat, thank you anon
>> [_] Anon 2425035 >># this one's far better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFeFIkwV o9Y
>> [_] Anon 2425040 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVS5rpPW5 Pg
>> [_] Anon 2425071 only faggets kill themselfs or listen to trash like this
>> [_] Anon 2425084 >># my fucking nigger, I love The Mountain Goats
>> [_] Anon 2425111 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONvxiqOX iH0 maybe this
>> [_] Friendly-Neighbourhood-Rapeman 2425127 don't know if this counts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwFudm0_ Uc0


[ZO9PSIX]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2391528
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/5 -2014 02:31:39 Ended: 22/5 -2014 04:08:23Flashes: 1 Posts: 12
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Kill yourself :^) Anon 2391528 "bottom of the bottle" thats how you know the partys over Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2391534 >># hollywood undead is for children. this song isnt half bad tho
>> [_] Anon 2391537 >># it isn't half-good either
>> [_] Anon 2391604 edgy
>> [_] Anon 2391631 this song always scares me because im planning to kill myself soon using pills and im scared of it not working
>> [_] Anon 2391637 >># I've tried, three times, the rope snapped, the car ran out of gas, and the gun jammed, so if frankly, apparently we both have some work to do in this world.
>> [_] Anon 2391644 >># I think that's a sign that you shouldn't try to commit suicide.
>> [_] Anon 2391646 >># I take it as a sign i got to do something before i can be released
>> [_] Yadex 2391648 this thing's been on my head lately
>> [_] Anon 2391650 >># That too, but what great thing shall you do Anon?
>> [_] Anon 2391653 >># i don't know dude, be president, save the world, find out i'm the chosen one i don't know yet.
>> [_] Anon 2391655 Christ this song is depressing.


[D2VG09U]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2390143
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 20/5 -2014 21:38:49 Ended: 21/5 -2014 00:58:21Flashes: 1 Posts: 19
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Yadex 2390143 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2390158 For those too lazy, Bullet by Hollywood Undead.
>> [_] Anon 2390161 >># 2^99999999edgy4 me jesus chirst i can't believe people like this self pitying attention whore garbage music
>> [_] Anon 2390171 >># >Hears catchy song >Song has suicidal lyrics but upbeat tempo for irony >HUR ITS EDGY Do you honestly think that the people made this song to get sympathy?
>> [_] Anon 2390172 >># It seems nowadays anything can be labeled edgy.
>> [_] Anon 2390199 >># Wow, edgy.
>> [_] !GoJQFapDyU 2390205 This song is so edgy I can slits my wrists with it.
>> [_] Anon 2390212 >># It's okay, Hollywood undead are indeed edgy as fuck. A more hot topic-core band has basically never existed.
>> [_] Anon 2390214 >># I hate veryone who likes Hollywood undead. They're like Bronies and juggallos. Terrible.
>> [_] Anon 2390217 >># they have better songs like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYwrRwnf uy8
>> [_] Anon 2390221 >># and i hate people who like justine beaver but you dont see me bashing on them you ignorant fuck go drink bleach
>> [_] !MUTanT.uqo 2390231 >># I think someone hit a nerve.
>> [_] Anon 2390271 >># and i'm GONE GONE GONE GONE
>> [_] Anon 2390274 >># Why do they want human prototypes to save them?
>> [_] Anon 2390292 >># WHY IS TUMBLRFAGS INVADING /f/ WHY??? ;C ;C ;C
>> [_] Anon 2390293 So... weak
>> [_] Anon 2390294 >># It is edgy. These faggots are stuck in their teenage years with a victim complex. All of them are edgy children who would better benefit the human race by dying.
>> [_] Anon 2390332 >># wat
>> [_] Anon 2390335 why are you all so mad lol


[YKTP1B4]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2388945
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 19/5 -2014 18:41:56 Ended: 19/5 -2014 23:25:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 28
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Anon 2388945 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2388966 I don't know if I think it's nice because of the happy-tune or depressing for the lyrics. Anyway, 10/10.
>> [_] Anon 2388986 I personally love the dissonance
>> [_] Anon 2388989 This is actually kind of catchy
>> [_] Anon 2388991 >># >># >># no taste
>> [_] Anon 2388995 As someone who is classically trained who went to Berklee College of Music, I can fully say that the guitar playing in this video is barely above a novice level, especially in regards to their style of picking and holding the fretboard, which really stifles and muddies up the sound.
>> [_] Anon 2389017 >># No one gives a fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2389021 >># I do you fucking retard.
>> [_] Anon 2389025 >># OK. No one else gives a fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2389029 >># I do too.
>> [_] Anon 2389031 >># >># samefag
>> [_] Anon 2389033 >># Berklee? Is that one of those imitation college diploma mills?
>> [_] Anon 2389050 >># >classically trained at Berklee mfw "classically trained" at the biggest wannabe singer song writer guitar playing newfag school of all time. Sorry you didn't get accepted anywhere else, at least you're giving loads of money to Berklee's program to supposedly make it better!
>> [_] Anon 2389056 >># Berklee's a pretty good music school, but you're still a faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2389076 >># It's got rhythm but is fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 2389077 >># It sounds alright has far as it sounds. It's a swf, so it'll be muddled.
>> [_] Anon 2389086 >># You're right, they should stop playing music.
>> [_] Anon 2389118 Hollywood Undead - Bullet. One of my favourites.
>> [_] Anon 2389122 >># Was about to say. Surprised how many people don't know this.
>> [_] Sage01 2389127 Remember kids it's down the street, not across. If you go across you're just an attention whore.
>> [_] Anon 2389134 >># Are you telling me you intentionally went to college for music?
>> [_] Anon 2389143 awful >tfw these guys probably make more money than anyone ITT
>> [_] Anon 2389147 The girl of the end was cute
>> [_] Anon 2389156 >># Welcome to the realm of sub-par super stars.
>> [_] Anon 2389158 >># Not sure if you're serious or not, but Berklee is actually pretty big for music. The guy is still a faggot though. Anyway, this song is pretty trash. It's not even catchy, but then again that's just my opinion.
>> [_] Anon 2389162 >># I care too. not everyone is a tasteless mindless stupid nigger faggot, ya know....
>> [_] Anon 2389167 >># >Anyway, this song is pretty trash. It's not even catchy, but then again that's just my opinion. Someone on 4chan is talking about music and admits his opinion isn't fact? Wow I'm impressed, never thought I'd see the day.
>> [_] Anon 2389175 >># Even bigger surprise. I go on /mu/


[DCL7LCD]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2366410
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[_] My Chemniggal Romance Anon 2366410 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2366414 Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>> [_] Anon 2366420 >Those edges...sure are sharp
>> [_] Anon 2366426 Why they kill themselves if they don't like to be alive..of course , because they are hypocrites that drain the pockets of the foolish people who buy their shit.
>> [_] Anon 2366446 >Song about suicide >Second verse blames the father for not being there as the direct cause of this Terrible/10
>> [_] Anon 2366470 the only remedy for suicidal thoughts is love ask her out
>> [_] Anon 2366478 never did like hollywood undead. the rap always ruined it.
>> [_] Anon 2366484 >don't fucking rename flash that said, I'm glad you actually did it.
>> [_] Anon 2366493 if something sounds nice then they're probably talking about something good right
>> [_] Anon 2366603 one of my top hollywood undead songs as its not all "yea suck my dick, bitchez, jack" etc but coming back down is their best imo


[HOPFOWS]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2362770
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/4 -2014 08:50:24 Ended: 25/4 -2014 14:18:44Flashes: 1 Posts: 12
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[_] Saw this in my folder and I have no idea what it is Anon 2362770 So lets find out together Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2362776 I think I might rename this "Edge City" Thoughts?
>> [_] Anon 2362779 Catchy tune with extra points for the morbid lyrics. Liking it! :)
>> [_] Anon 2362788 Never paid much attention to the lyrics before, I always took it as a peppy adventurous song...well played, whoever wrote this song, well played.
>> [_] Anon 2362791 >># Don't fucking rename flashes. That said, do it.
>> [_] Anon 2362793 its the band that did black dahlia....fuck who were they, i know that dudes voice that raps. oh yea thats right. hollywood undead.
>> [_] Anon 2362800 By the way... This is Bullet by Hollywood Undead. Video at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP077Rit NAc (edited/deleted/reposted) >_>
>> [_] Anon 2362806 Checked some more songs by this group.... Nothing like this one. Guess they did it as a one time only thing. The rest more or less suck. :/
>> [_] Anon 2362880 OP you are my only god.
>> [_] Anon 2362957 This is the best song in the world. It kinda makes you wanna commit suicide...nah.
>> [_] Anon 2362997 Heh, someone thinking they'll see God when killing yourself is a sin :P Way to set yourself up for disappointment if heaven and hell was real.
>> [_] Anon 2363000 >># Hollywood Undead is like ICP in terms of their fans just not nearly as bad. My former best friend was an autistic undead fan who thought he was better than everyone else. Now I hate this band.


[DVH6WVE]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2303965
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/3 -2014 08:30:19 Ended: 1/3 -2014 08:30:19Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
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[_] very happy indeed Anon 2303965 bullet by hollywood undead
>> [_] Anon 2304004 >that feel when I seriously think about sudoku a lot and will only admit it anonymously so no one tries to stop me
>> [_] Anon 2304013 >># >if anything we will try to keep you from stopping yourself!
>> [_] Anon 2304074 >># >sudoku those puzzles destroy lives of not only you, but your loves ones as well. please consider this the next time you're staring at a 9x9 grid trying to decide which numbers go in the correct boxes
>> [_] Anon 2304085 This is so catchy despite being about killing yourself.


[G571K1V]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2266810
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/1 -2014 10:36:54 Ended: 23/1 -2014 16:16:47Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Anon 2266810
>> [_] Anon 2266959 Such an upbeat song. I like it


[QO7RVP8]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2261582
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/1 -2014 14:05:53 Ended: 18/1 -2014 18:06:58Flashes: 1 Posts: 19
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] :^) Anon 2261582
>> [_] Anon 2261596 Do you actually enjoy this kind of music?
>> [_] Anon 2261609 wow so edgy
>> [_] Anon 2261611 where the fuck were the knishes
>> [_] Anon 2261612 >># I do, Hollywood Undead. Great band.
>> [_] Anon 2261615 >># Yes, yes I do.
>> [_] Christian Logic? Anon 2261625 So the songs about him killing himself and then he says he want to look nice for God, but killing yourself results in going to hell. hows that gonna workout?
>> [_] Anon 2261630 >># You forget how the Bible is 2000 years old and is way outdated. Aside from the 10 Commandments, I don't think the Bible should be taken too seriously.
>> [_] Anon 2261640 >># >># i agree, this is pure pain
>> [_] Anon 2261644 >># QQ
>> [_] Anon 2261666 Hollywood Undead are a great band. They are good musicians and even if I personally don't believe in God I think they might be my favourite """"Christian"""" band. Also 2deep4u plebs?
>> [_] Anon 2261670 >># this flash is highly inaccurate notebook paper only has 33 lines before you have to flip the page
>> [_] Anon 2261675 >># >2deep4u Good one. You can find more depth in doodles by toddlers.
>> [_] Anon 2261689 >># >># I love how your post ends with 666
>> [_] Anon 2261690 >># Oh, the irony!
>> [_] Anon 2261695 oh, it's not the whole song. Sad-__-
>> [_] Anon 2261696 Thank you, OP. I'm reduced to tears right now. You saved someone's life today- mine.
>> [_] Anon 2261728 >># I bet he's regretting it now
>> [_] op 2261729 >># Nah, I am happy for the anons sake


[Z9OT7T0]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2216804
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/12 -2013 19:47:32 Ended: 11/12 -2013 22:32:50Flashes: 1 Posts: 18
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] Catchy as hell Anon 2216804 Sauce on the Song?
>> [_] Anon 2216806 >># just google the lyrics
>> [_] Anon 2216808 >># Pure Edge 2: The Sharpening.
>> [_] Anon 2216811 thanks mate =3
>> [_] Anon 2216812 People who kill themselves are just making room for the non fuck ups who actually want to keep on living. Darwinism at its finest.
>> [_] Anon 2216814 >># Mothafucking hollywood Undead - Bullet
>> [_] Anon 2216816 >># love it
>> [_] Anon 2216820 some faggot I went to high school with (actual fedora, redditor, doctor who, etc) sang this song at least once a fucking week.
>> [_] Winged Kitsune 2216821 What's sad is some people who commit suicide think they'll meet God. Suicide is an ultimate Sin, one way trip to hell. Have fun burning. :P
>> [_] Anon 2216913 >># It's catchy because it uses the same fucking chords as every other catchy song.
>> [_] Anon 2216916 >># keep telling yourself that son.
>> [_] Anon 2216917 >># You being petty right now is going to see you burning in hell too bro.
>> [_] Anon 2216921 >># godgodgodgodgodgodgodgodgodgod
>> [_] Anon 2216935 The half and half singing/quasi rapping is so cringeworthy. Blah.
>> [_] Anon 2216939 >># they die too
>> [_] Anon 2216943 >># But they have kids.
>> [_] Anon 2216947 Edgy as hell
>> [_] Anon 2216948 >># non-fuck ups don't have children


[BVIZNSO]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2205602
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/12 -2013 17:19:09 Ended: 3/12 -2013 19:10:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
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[_] Anon 2205602
>> [_] Anon 2205614 Angst
>> [_] worthlessTrash 2205621 >># feel edgey today anon?
>> [_] Anon 2205623 5edgy17
>> [_] Anon 2205624 I like the dissonance between the lyrics and the melody But the text seems to be written without a hint of irony which is kinda pathetic
>> [_] worthlessTrash 2205635 >># i do enjoy that the song is light hearted and uplifting while the lyrics are dark and foreboding
>> [_] Anon 2205636 >># >># It's actually not edgy in that sense. It's about how we change from being kids and having dreams and become depressed from bad parenting/bad cultural influences.
>> [_] Anon 2205650 The song is "Bullet" by Hollywood Undead if anyone was curious.
>> [_] Anon 2205704 if only they weren't rapping..


[YVVW56P]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2183993
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/11 -2013 18:24:29 Ended: 17/11 -2013 21:35:42Flashes: 1 Posts: 45
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[_] cheer up m8 = 2183993
>> [_] Anon 2184012 I actually like this.
>> [_] Anon 2184025 >># You are a disgrace
>> [_] Anon 2184039 Could someone explain to me what drives someone to commit suicide? What makes them think "Fuck seeing this through past the shit parts, I'm done"?
>> [_] Anon 2184047 >># Depression is sorta just a constant state. It fucks with your mind and distorts your world. They don't see it as getting past the shit parts, because they're afraid it's all shit parts. I've struggled with depression in the past, and have come close to committing suicide, but in the end, I did just say fuck it. Death is permanent, and while these bad times may be as well, there's only one way to find out if they're not, and that's to keep living.
>> [_] = 2184055 >># I doubt anyone can explain this accurately since those who actually have reasons enough to want to do it are usually dead and the rest, including those who 'failed' several times are worthless achievement whores. A friend of a friend had a girlfriend that would attempt suicide at almost a weekly basis, that was some tough guilt trip shit. I myself had thoughts about it out of guilt, as redemption and all, but then I came to thinking that living with the weight is the punishment.
>> [_] Anon 2184056 >># because you get to go to gensokyo afterwards
>> [_] offtopic sage = 2184061 >># Wait. What the fuck. Did I seriously slip and write "achievement" instead of "attention". I should take a break from vidya for a couple of days.
>> [_] Anon 2184063 >># >being an unappreciated genius >loneliness >feeling of being abused >even by parents >unable to pursue personal dreams and endeavours >lack of love >jealousy Just to name a few
>> [_] Anon 2184068 >># Same. I tried killing myself twice. After the second time I kind of had a waking up. I became a better person because I failed dying. What's annoying is the way I failed. Gun pointed away from me, gun worked, gun pointed in my mouth. Jammed. Tried 3 times with this gun. THen I got drunk and just thought about it and decided that nothin in life was worth being a bitch about and to man up.
>> [_] Anon 2184074 >># At least it wasn't some superstitious "sign" OH LAWD JEEBUS HALLELUJAH I BE DA CHOSOON UN'
>> [_] Anon 2184075 nice knowing u anon
>> [_] Anon 2184076 >># >Gun pointed away from me, gun worked, gun pointed in my mouth. Jammed. I'm not exactly one to put much stock in the idea of a deity directly interfering with the lives of mortals, but something is really fucked up about the idea of a gun failing to go off three times when all other attempts that weren't at your head work exactly as expected.
>> [_] Anon 2184077 >actual discussion of suicide Anyone who wants to commit suicide, and DOESN'T do it on some livestreaming site is a fucking faggot who deserves to suffer instead of dying.
>> [_] Anon 2184080 >># I tried... many times. >would've strangled myself with my bare hands if my mother wouldn't walk into my room Just think... I would make it into biology books as the first man to defeat survival instinct. During university I tried to an hero several times. >exposing myself to radioactive materials in labs >mixing paracetamol with vodka >overdosing on dxm I stopped in my final year. I realized it was my parents' unrealistic ambitions making me mean, nihilistic and suicidal. >hey anon, you're 21, where's your wife and kids? >hey anon, I know you're studying nuclear physics and you've a final exam on quantum mechanics in 2 weeks that determines 60% of your final grade, but... WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A JOB YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>> [_] Anon 2184082 >># Sounds almost as bad as stereotypical Asian parents.
>> [_] Anon 2184083 >># Yeah, except we're jewish and it didn't cross their mind that I've an exam in a short period of time. They just thought I'm playing games all day instead of reading lecture notes.
>> [_] = 2184085 >># >streaming yourself an heroing Seriously. Anyone who cares enough for people to see it is doing it wrong.
>> [_] veritasvambrace 2184087 >># Let me set the stage for you to understand one possibility. Imagine someone you hate. Like, as you enter a room with this person, your hair bristles and you have to resist primal growling to express your disgust with their presence. Maybe they hurt you. Maybe they hurt someone you know. Maybe they symbolize something you hate about the world. Maybe they talk about horrible things, like raping your friends, or murdering innocents on the street.And everyone else seems to see them as ok. Maybe they're a bit indifferent, or they give you both looks when they think you can't see them. 1/2
>> [_] veritasvambrace 2184089 >># This person, for some reason, embodies everything that is wrong with the world, and there is nothing you can do about it. Yelling at them just makes you feel like a douche, hitting them is hollow satisfaction, and you can't walk away. You are stuck in the same building, every day of the week, you see this ugly son of a bitch and want to stop seeing him. Then, one day, someone brings a gun into the house. And you know. You know how to get rid of him. Or maybe, the door to the roof is unlocked. And he's up there, on the ledge. Or maybe the prescription that keeps him here could be force fed to him in poetic justice for the slights he has dealt against you. When people are suicidal, they are at war with themselves and a world that has trapped them in with their worst enemy.
>> [_] = 2184091 >># >choking yourself Nigga, I think you might have went full re- >radio exposure and slight chance of ARS as a suicide method Yep. Full retard.
>> [_] Anon 2184092 >># They're probably a useless piece of shit anyway. Maybe they can actually somewhat contribute to society by giving us a good laugh.
>> [_] Anon 2184093 >># On retrospect I agree.
>> [_] Anon 2184100 >># >not understanding that committing suicide is a deadly sin
>> [_] Anon 2184106 >># >deadly sin Nice.
>> [_] veritasvambrace 2184110 >># >># Sin deadly or don't sin at all
>> [_] Anon 2184116 >># Isn't it also an arrestable offence to commit suicide in one specific area of the US?
>> [_] Anon 2184128 I want to suicide because life is boring.
>> [_] veritasvambrace 2184133 >># “I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.” ~Lewis C.K.
>> [_] Anon 2184139 >># But one part of me wants to watch anime, but the other side of me wants to play a game. My computer isn't fit to play games, so it's choppy and slow. My life sucks.
>> [_] Anon 2184141 >># >firstworldproblems.avi
>> [_] veritasvambrace 2184144 >># play minecraft. Torrent 1990s games. Emulate SNES classics
>> [_] Anon 2184146 God, the retards talking about suicide in this thread are such prissy attention whores. Songs like the one OP posted are the reason they act like this. >Oh god, that bottle of pills didn't work, YET AGAIN, I sure am unfortunate and not at all seeking attention. I'll talk about how I'm going to kill myself in various ways. See you tomorrow! I suffered from legitimate, diagnosed depression during my first two years at university. There's absolutely no way to enjoy anything at all when you're under the influence of an episode, and sometimes those things would last for weeks. I'd just sit in my room and do nothing for days at a time, not even eat or get out of bed. I had suicidal thoughts because the depression was preventing me from achieving anything or even maintaining a routine. I just couldn't do anything worthwhile. >Oh, I'm so lonely. Nobody in middle school likes me. having sucide thoughts lol #fml! Fuck. Off.
>> [_] Anon 2184149 >># You can't strangle yourself with your hands, you pass out and let go.
>> [_] veritasvambrace 2184153 >># I know the feeling mate. My depression cycle went for about 8 months. Sleep, wake up, stare at inside of eyelids trying to find any reason to exist, drink water, bathroom, sleep.
>> [_] Anon 2184155 >># >play minecraft >minecraft >on a non-gaming PC
>> [_] veritasvambrace 2184156 >># I rigged a five year old craptop with 512mb of ram that a kid bought for 100$ to play minecraft. Optifine, minimal settings.
>> [_] Anon 2184157 >># do u think we are christians? No is scared of hell man.
>> [_] Anon 2184158 sauce on the song?
>> [_] veritasvambrace 2184162 >># Hollywood undead - bullet
>> [_] Anon 2184163 >># That's impressive considering how much of an unoptimized piece of crap minecraft is.
>> [_] Anon 2184173 >># thanks
>> [_] veritasvambrace 2184177 >># It is, but it's a magnificent timewaster, and tweaking the settings got pretty interesting. Anyway, just get znes and some games. My old top could handle that shit, and it was xp
>> [_] Anon 2184178 >># you feel like shit constantly and it gets to the point where you cant take it anymore, you cant go to sleep yo wake up to feel like this again. before you get to that point you get to the other faces. First you start feeling like shit and thinking that everything is shit, then you realize that there is no solution and everything is going to be shit forever then you start to try to be asleep all the time, when you cant phisically be sleeping you just close your eyes and try to think as little as possible, if you see anyone like this then intervine because this guy is going to be killing himself in the next few weeks.
>> [_] Anon 2184190 suddenly i feel like killing myself after listening to this song


[PXEFZKJ]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2164857
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/11 -2013 09:29:02 Ended: 2/11 -2013 15:26:50Flashes: 1 Posts: 25
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[_] Anon 2164857
>> [_] Anon 2164863 ;-;
>> [_] DaCapo 2164870 this is my life, cept im not a wrist slicer
>> [_] Anon 2164874 kill yourself already plz
>> [_] Anon 2164878 >like the song >look up the lyrics >Hollywood Undead Well fuck me.
>> [_] DaCapo 2164891 >># even a bad band can have 1 or 2 okay songs
>> [_] Anon 2164892 >># no, not hollywood undead. This song is cheep, apndering a downright dull. fuck you and fuck the music industry.
>> [_] Anon 2164894 >># I actually like some parts of a good number of their songs, but they always manage to go full edgy in at least one place per song, ruining the whole thing as far as I'm concerned. >PULL UP MY SLEEVES AND SEE THE PATTERN OF MY CUTS!! ;;;__;;;
>> [_] Anon 2164904 so much edge I'm cutting myself
>> [_] Repost Chan 2164928 >># I feel sorry for the people that find songs edgy. You're probably some rich white kid. Either way, you've obviously never had any real life problems, and can't relate to the song writers. Now for a Repost life lesson: Art is supposed to reach all aspects of human emotion. You're allowed to like or dislike it, and in some cases, you are supposed to dislike it. But when you judge other people's creative work and are unable to properly criticize (e.g. precisely state what you like or don't like as what >># did, give examples of what you feel is better or could change), then you are a cynical fucking cunt, and are now being as edgy as that cum stained Sears catalog you stole from your mother up stairs. I'm not trying to defend Hollywood Undead. I'm just saying you can communicate better than that. Don't underestimate yourself, and don't sink down to the level of the unwashed masses.
>> [_] Anon 2164930 >embed >see first frame >remove Can you faggots just kill yourselves and stop reposting this garbage everyday?
>> [_] Anon 2164931 >># 5edgy10me
>> [_] Anon 2164955 ITT: STOP LIKE AND REPOST SHIT I DON'T LIKE! or It's ok to be gay. Fuck you all.
>> [_] Anon 2164959 there's no reason to publicly announce you're gonna commit suicide. Either get it over with or fuck off with that shit.
>> [_] DaCapo 2164960 >># you dont understand the human psyche
>> [_] Anon 2164983 suicide is usually caused by having some kind of pain you don't know how to deal with and not knowing (or fearing) how to ask for help... not being able to deal fight or flight takes over and you try to "flight" out of life
>> [_] Anon 2164987 stupid
>> [_] Anon 2164988 >># "unwashed masses" I feel sorry for the people that find masses unwashed. You're probably some rich white kid. Either way, you've obviously never had any normal life problems, and can't relate to the masses.
>> [_] Anon 2164991 tumblr.swf
>> [_] Anon 2164994 >># Hollywood undead have a handful of catchy songs.
>> [_] Anon 2164995 i like most of their songs. but i like everything, mostly. except, i only like maybe 4-7 songs in total out of all dubstep.
>> [_] Anon 2165026 ;_;
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2165028 Banned in Britain. But the melody is nice
>> [_] Anon 2165034 >># >;_; ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2165044 Wait since when do the edgy 4chinners dislike hollywood undead? Last I checked they weren't "too mainstream" and shit?


[N22044M]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2161776
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/10 -2013 10:14:09 Ended: 30/10 -2013 18:07:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 31
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[_] Anon 2161776
>> [_] Anon 2161822 I will. Thank you. Goodbye Anon.
>> [_] Anon 2161835 >># Farewell anon, have a nice trip.
>> [_] Anon 2161842 HU <3
>> [_] Anon 2161846 I really do like this song. It's...catchy. Like the strange and mysterious ticking of a pipe bomb hidden in a large building...
>> [_] Anon 2161881 >># thats enough edge to last me until 2015
>> [_] Anon 2161889 >># Glad to see Max Payne browses /f/ now and again
>> [_] Anon 2161891 >># Not quite what I was going for by reference, but that'll still do nicely.
>> [_] BLAH 2161896 I like the way this song sounds but I hate the messange. UR NUR!
>> [_] Anon 2161901 Cannot...bring self to call....this post edgy and gay...cannot...stop.....dancing!
>> [_] Anon 2161913 >># Sarcasm and smugness was dripping from the post of some random fucker on the internet like it was blood on the pavement of this dark city. I took a drag and scrolled further down - into the abyss of human perversion.
>> [_] Anon 2161914 This is disgusting. Weeaboo newfags already have a fucking warped perspective of death. Whatever, the song is emo shit, but I could see one of you fuckers putting this on your ipod and then doing something fucking stupid. You don't see everyone else fucking offing themselves, i eman you see bums in the street. alive. not cutting ok? so fucking get with it and start being constructive ffs
>> [_] Anon 2161924 Fuck, this shit makes situations worse, Anon, do you know what it means to live? Just live, and be constructive.
>> [_] Anon 2161929 >># Fucked....I pic'edthe scrolling comics
>> [_] Anon 2161951 >># >># These. Fuck I hate the message of this song. I had someone very close to me kill himself and it still haunts me. He wasn't an emofaggot or anything, either. He was like a bodybuilder and had a career and shit. Suicide isn't something to make light of like this.
>> [_] Anon 2161953 >># Maybe he wanted to see if he could fly
>> [_] Anon 2161955 >># Violent video games confirmed to make children want to murder people.
>> [_] Anon 2161957 Damn, the rap started off good then rapidly degenerated into shit.
>> [_] Anon 2161958 >># thats what happens when multiple people rap in the same song
>> [_] Anon 2161960 >All these faggots acting like suicide is always a bad thing. Some people have legitimate reasons to kill themselves, and you being sad for a month or two each year is a lot better than that person being depressed to the point of physical pain for every day of their entire life. Some people kill themselves for stupid shit, yes. But it's not selfish. You talking like they can't kill themselves because it will make YOU sad and shit like that is selfish. People exist to make only themselves happy, and if they do not have that ability, and they will never have that ability, then they have every right to off themselves.
>> [_] Anon 2161962 Finally, I've found something even lazier than kinetic typography.
>> [_] Anon 2161963 the fucking feels
>> [_] Anon 2161965 People who kill themselves for stupid ass reasons like they have no friends or somebody made fun of them deserve to die. Only an ignorant fuck or a complete idiot would be so stupid to take their own life. People who kill themselves have no respect for human life and only hurt those around them. I dont understand how a person could have so little value for human life.
>> [_] Anon 2161968 >># The only legitimate reason for suicide is if you are going to die anyways or in a extreme situation such as you are going to be tortured. This an hero shit is dumb and people that kill themselves because of bullys are no better than the bully that drove them to that point. There are always people willing to listen. Suicide is a lack of trying and a bullshit way to take the "easy" way out.
>> [_] Anon 2161970 >># You ever thought maybe they don't want to feel the pain anymore?
>> [_] Anon 2161977 >># >bullys Yeah you sure do know a lot about people who have problems, huh? Bullys are the only non-medical issue people can have, yeah? Certainly humans don't fall into situations where your mother has abandoned you, your father is so fucking distant from you because he's too selfish and closed minded to even make an attempt to talk to you, you have literally nobody in your life you can call a friend because you live in the middle of nowhere, you don't have a car or license because your father adamantly refuses to take you driving because it costs him too much money, and any time you try to contact anyone from your past, you are greeted with nothing but irritated responses and the occasional threat. Stop acting like you know everything you fucking twat. Bullying isn't the only problem people can have in life. Some people just live in constant pain, and there's absolutely no reason they should have to fucking deal with it.
>> [_] Anon 2161979 >># Not the guy you are talking to, however. If a person can handle lifes hardships then they deserve to die. Simple as that.
>> [_] Anon 2161980 Eh, there are people worse off than me. My father passed away and I am enstranged from my mother due to her paranoia driving me out of the house. I had to wander in a foreign (to me) country with almost no local currency, knowledge of the language, etc, while bearing the knowledge that the only reason I give fucks only lives in my memories and heart now. I am a few beers down, sitting by myself in the dark in the hotel room, looking at myself in the mirror, listening to this song. While feeling that ring from my father on my finger. Yeah. I am not contemplating suicide much - I entertained the idea, but I realize I am the only one left that'll remember my father the way he lived. What I am saying is, it's ok. This world's shitty, and we are /somehow/ dealing with it in our own way. If you can't help others, then... Well, nothing you can do. If you can and won't, that's cool too.
>> [_] Anon 2161981 >># My mother ditched me for my father's inheritence (And I don't fucking want it. Well, no, I guess I got his shitty silver? ring, so it's cool...), and the distance between living and dead is the greatest distance in the world. I feel ya, I guess. I'll take a drink to your story, and wish ya well, stranger on internet. ... God dammit, I am drunk. But here's to you.
>> [_] Anon 2161987 >># >># >># Try failing horribly at killing yourself, then you can bitch. >># Science has actually proven that violent video games help relieve extreme duress from the day's events, allowing those playing them to relax. If people start attempting to emulate the games, they aren't going to get far. And it would have been premeditated murder. Get your facts straight, fag.
>> [_] Anon 2161990 >># It's always those who don't show it who end up doing it. Those who show it want attention, those who actually are depressed to the point of suicidal tendencies don't want people to know because it quite frankly is both hurting to them and it is percieved as weak. Sadly, lately I've had a close friend of mine commit suicide too. Career, girlfriend, house, car, he had everything a normal, well-adjusted individual should have but he did it anyway. He wrote in the goodbye note that he'd never expected things to be this way, and that he had thought he'd feel good with all the stuff he accomplished. I guess he was disappointed with life- with a side of inherited emotional instability or something. This song sucks.


[QGNCXVU]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2139912
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>> [_] Anon 2139923 neat tune, but fuck suicide.
>> [_] Anon 2139928 What a bunch of whiny faggots...
>> [_] Anon 2139931 Please, die OP. DIE! DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2139950 Edge: The Musical
>> [_] Anon 2139986 "I'm so sad because I'm a useless fuck and will contribute nothing to society. I have realized this, and will now kill myself to better the gene pool" -smart emo faggots
>> [_] Anon 2139994 >># more like >i bet if i kill myself people will pay attention to me those tend to be bloody messes and usually end in failure people that contemplate suicide because they know they're wastes of space tend to want to go quietly, cleanly, and effectively. The helium/mask method is currently the popular way to go about this.
>> [_] Anon 2140004 >># Helium+mask are expensive. People still end up fucking it up in the end, by not having a proper seal around the mask/not getting a proper mask. Plus, I know from experience that standard helium tanks are HIGH PRESSURE and opening the valve even slightly is usually way too much pressure exerted and you won't be able to breathe it.
>> [_] Anon 2140008 >># Still, it seems to be the more popular way for actually depressed people to go. Cutting, pills, leaps from tall buildings; those usually come from folks who want attention, cutting more so than the others. I'm just saying, emo faggots don't kill themselves for the betterment of society.
>> [_] Anon 2140015 >># He will become an hero.
>> [_] Sage01 2140016 I find it stupid that assisted suicide is not a thing, some people just know they're not cut out to live and want to die in a non-intrusive way. >># Truth, most emofags out there participate in self mutilation and eventual suicide to gain attention. I remember in my old High School most cutters were women with daddy/mommy issues.
>> [_] Anon 2140048 >># Not that expensive. It should be less than $100. If you want to kill yourself coming up with $100 shouldn't be too difficult.
>> [_] MoonDogg 2140056 YAY. Fuck Suicide. I Say Go Out In A blaze Of Fucking Glory. Kill Wife Beaters,Drug Dealers And Animal Abusers!!! FUCK THE FUCKERS THAT FUCK THE WORLD!!!!!!! (CRAZY EVIL LAUGH)!!!!!
>> [_] MoonDogg 2140060 Still a fun song.
>> [_] Anon 2140109 I like the tune but holy shit, what is with this generation and suicide? Is it really that cool to be depressed? Is it really that cool to want to kill yourself? This shit has gone too far and this song does not help.
>> [_] 2140112 Kinda how I feel now after making a huge mistake, i sfeel ashamed, takedn a lot of panamax, but i dont want todie, i still want to live and do something worthwhile, ill see you alll tomorrow
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2140121 Here's the thing, by the time they come out with suicide boxes, they'll cost way to many quarters to operate.
>> [_] 2140123 >># you think people care?


[T2A66LT]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2135559
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 6/10 -2013 12:09:10 Ended: 6/10 -2013 16:45:31Flashes: 1 Posts: 17
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Anime)
[_] /f/ is really good today Anon 2135559
>> [_] Anon 2135569 3edgy6me.
>> [_] Anon 2135590 "When you can't sleep, well you can't dream. If you can't dream then whats life mean." that always hits me hard when i hear this song
>> [_] Anon 2135594 Wow, I kind of hate myself for tapping my foot along to this. Catchy as hell.
>> [_] Anon 2135596 >># Yeah no shit. Was getting ready to "lolemoshit2edgy" the fuck out of this thread, but, it's a pretty good song. Fuck.
>> [_] sage 2135618 /f/ is fucking shit today
>> [_] Anon 2135660 Some of this stuff hits me awfully hard as a guy whose father killed himself. I don't understand why anybody could figure suicide is a good idea... anything, even pain, is better than oblivion.
>> [_] Anon 2135676 I could really use some assistance in posting on the forum. I can't seem to get youtube videos on here nor can I upload any basic flashes. Are there any easy ways to upload?
>> [_] Anon 2135693 >># be less new.
>> [_] Anon 2135694 I'm not "new" but the site is not accepting my .SWF files of any sort. Not too sure why and was hoping someone would have a solution.
>> [_] Anon 2135696 >># hey fuck off man leave him alone everyone is new at some point
>> [_] Anon 2135698 >># u make sure they arent too big? usually it tells u why it wont accept them
>> [_] Anon 2135702 Yeah it's not over the size threshold. I put it way under to make sure. Sometimes I see people post a youtube video, are they running it through flash to change it to a .swf or is there some third party program that could make posting easier?
>> [_] Anon 2135705 Hollywood Undead actually makes have decent music.
>> [_] Anon 2135712 I'll figure it out eventually. But yeah for the dope that said I was new. /f/ has been my homepage on this computer since I have owned it so roughly 4 years.
>> [_] Anon 2135725 The saddest part of this song isn't even in this flash, with the little kid. "I wish that I could fly, way up in the sky, like a bird so high." That part hits me hard.
>> [_] Anon 2135729 >># Sometimes you don't even feel the pain anymore bro, you feel just nothing. Nothing. At all.


[FCIIU7G]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2121845
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[_] Anon 2121845 Listening to this make the thought of suicide so much easier
>> [_] why 2121847 Inspiring music that I listen to when I work out.
>> [_] Anon 2121852 >"end" didn't rhyme with "gin" Fucking dropped.
>> [_] Anon 2121855 I wish I had the guts to just kill myself and remove the burden on my family and friends, they'd generally live better, easier lives without me. Unfortunately, I'm a selfish dick and can't pull the trigger or down the whole bottle out of cowardice. Looks like all I can do is remain a terrible investment and waste of funds and resources.
>> [_] Anon 2121857 >># At least you're not a nigger.
>> [_] Anon 2121858 >># Dude, what if he IS a nigger?
>> [_] Anon 2121866 >># Then it is too late for him. He is already dead
>> [_] Gaben 2121875 >># agree with this guy, feeling suicidal or better yet (just knowing i'm a fragile mortal) gets me pumped for pushin' weights. dyel
>> [_] Anon 2121882 Doesn't feel great knowing that I'll never be able to lead a happy life without having to down a dozen of pills a day.
>> [_] Anon 2121891 >># >># Or so should he kill himself already, and lift a burden off the world.
>> [_] Anon 2121945 >># You're a dumbass. >># You're almost as much a dumbass
>> [_] Anon 2121946 >># how is he a dumbass for having to take daily pills? Are you sure you aren't the dumbass?
>> [_] Anon 2121949 >># DUMBCEPTION
>> [_] Anon 2121957 >># Death doesn't remove the burden of someone. Do you know how expensive it is to bury someone?
>> [_] Anon 2121960 >># How am I a dumbass?
>> [_] Anon 2121967 >># Burn the corpse, spread the ashes
>> [_] Anon 2121971 >># You need a HOT fire to get ash.
>> [_] Anon 2121991 >># He's right though, cremation is relatively cheap.
>> [_] Anon 2121992 >># I can cremate things for you for like 50 bucks


[N39G7M9]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2065767
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 6/8 -2013 17:26:30 Ended: 6/8 -2013 21:47:38Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] :D Anon 2065767 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2065776 source?
>> [_] Anon 2065778 Hollywood Undead - Bullet
>> [_] Anon 2065884 Hollywood undead? wow, that brings back memories
>> [_] Anon 2065904 . . . This shit pisses me off.
>> [_] Anon 2065906 >># Thanks for the input, it matters a lot to us.
>> [_] Anon 2065907 I think I cut my wrist on all the edge from this song
>> [_] Anon 2065908 >># Looks like someone here is suicidal or has been at one point...
>> [_] Anon 2065911 >># That's unfortunate.
>> [_] Anon 2065945 >># >2013 >having opinions
>> [_] Anon 2065957 wow, so dark
>> [_] Anon 2065988 blah. i like the music despite the emo lyrics.
>> [_] Anon 2065991 >># wha- seriously? you arnt going to finish? fine, ill do it for you. I shiggy diggy
>> [_] Anon 2065996 >># >not understanding the meaning of edgy
>> [_] Anon 2066052 I was with it until the rapping.


[W2IOXKJ]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2032362
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 9/7 -2013 07:42:00 Ended: 9/7 -2013 12:43:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 16
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Other)
[_] ;_; Anon 2032362 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2032366 I sincerely hate emo/suicide songs. The artist is getting a bunch of fucking money, what the fuck do they have to be suicidal about
>> [_] Anon 2032367 Most Hollywood Undead songs are reasonably catchy, but they almost always go full le Edgy at some point, which makes them hard for me to enjoy. >Pull up my sleeves and see the pattern of my cuts! ;;;;__;;;;
>> [_] Anon 2032369 >># >implying money is the key to happiness
>> [_] Anon 2032372 >># I can agree with you there, but I absolutely love songs where there's dissonance between the music and the lyrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4sOfO8E i1g
>> [_] Anon 2032373 >># It pretty much is up until the 70K a year mark.
>> [_] Anon 2032378 2013 and people still listen to Hollywood Undead?
>> [_] Anon 2032391 >># Its not about them, its just something for some people to relate to...there are mentally sick people out there. Its kinda sick to pander to this fanbase in this way as I do believe this song has drawn people to killing themselves. Its really sad really..
>> [_] Anon 2032392 You know, before my father's suicide I would almost certainly have found this emo, but now it's not emo so much as it simply reinforces the completely out-of-sync mindset that pushes people to do this sort of thing. Not attempting suicide, but actually doing it. It's stupid in the absolute most extreme sense of the word, but then again so is the subject matter.
>> [_] Anon 2032395 >># It does make death seem sort of glamorous and less unacceptable doesn't it? >># here.
>> [_] Anon 2032424 >># >Why are you depressed? >>Why do you have cancer?
>> [_] Anon 2032461 >># I agree. I used to be a severe chronic depressive person. Depressed people can still find humor in songs like this. I love songs that sound like they're happy but the lyrics are actually dark. This one isn't so subtle, but I'm talking more about like Beck's "Sun Eyed Girl".
>> [_] Anon 2032475 I like this song. It's catchy. I can see where everyone is coming from though, disliking how this song seems to be making light of the subject of suicide. I found it very different though. The song for me shows how people in that state of mind see nobility in suicide, and I can relate to that. The multiple times I tried to kill myself I felt that I was doing it out of some misguided poetic justice.
>> [_] Anon 2032527 >># Why do people still act like suicide is such a horrid thing, I'v watched two of my step dads kill them selves (both stock brokers) I even held my first friend at the age of 12 held his hand as he chugged a bottle of pills and i stood by him reminiscing about the past and he went quietly and happy, seriously people need to stop making such a big deal. Death is beautiful and with 7 billion people in the world it couldn't be more convenient. Also can i get sauce on this song?
>> [_] Anon 2032539 >># Alright, I think I'll need to debate you on this one, for the ethics of suicide prevention are well-grounded. Now, let's say someone is put in a position where they need to make an important decision. Would that person make a better decision if they were: Given as much time as they needed to think, or If someone held a gun to their head and threatened to shoot if there wasn't an answer within ten seconds?
>> [_] Anon 2032561 >># Not >>#, but I see what you are getting at. The issue with that argument is that many people contemplate suicide for months, if not years before finally taking action. They are by no means rushed into the decision.


[PTP120F]!!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2025137
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/7 -2013 18:26:28 Ended: 3/7 -2013 22:16:51Flashes: 1 Posts: 80
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, 426x240, Loop)
[_] Gone, gone, gone, gone~ Anon 2025137 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2025147 But if he commits suicide, he won't need the suit, cuz he won't meet god
>> [_] Anon 2025149 >># haha, you're so edgy because you're an atheist and God surely isn't real, right? ;)
>> [_] Anon 2025154 >># Not him, but if people say I'm crazy because I love a fictional woman, I get to say the same about people that say they believe in god.
>> [_] Anon 2025155 >># Actually, I'm pretty calm right now And no, I am not an atheist
>> [_] Anon 2025161 >># Committing suicide is just about the only thing which will absolutely keep you from heaven.
>> [_] Anon 2025162 >># Apparently it's a sin to "raise a hand against one's life" since you're not the owner of life that was given to you. Something like breaking shit that you don't own. Have fun in gensokyo, op.
>> [_] Anon 2025164 >># >># >># Actually, I was trying to make that post a troll on god's existence, but I myself forgot about the suicide-bans-from-heaven thing. Sheesh, now I feel stupid.I could try to pretend that was what I planned all along, then again, I've already blown my cover and should go back to vast emptiness of internet. Sorry about that one again, everyone.
>> [_] Anon 2025165 >># Fatty.
>> [_] Anon 2025166 >># More like the belief that taking your own life is the ultimate crime and sends you off to eternal misery. I don't belief in anything specific but I just think an hero'ing is cowardice. You're too much of a fuckin' chicken to face the music and change yourself, so you take the fool's road outta town.
>> [_] Anon 2025167 >># We still love you, despite this gross mistake.
>> [_] Anon 2025169 >># Now now. We'll only get to see what actually is on the other side once we die. That said, what do coma people say after they come back "from the other side"?
>> [_] Anon 2025176 >># Basically nothing. I speak from personal experience.
>> [_] Anon 2025178 >># They say a lot of varied conflicting things. But HEY, what do you expect from hallucinations caused by an oxygen deprived brain in it's death throes?
>> [_] Anon 2025184 the real issue is that this is by Hollywood Undead. But I still fucking love this song for some reason. It's something about the contrast in the tune and topic.
>> [_] Anon 2025222 damn it... it cut out the last part of the song
>> [_] Anon 2025227 >># I'm not an edgy, wrist-slitting whiner either, but the song actually has some merit as art because of the use of contrast. I would be much better if it didn't appeal to the whole "totes tried to kill myself last night it didn't work :(" thing. That injection of Faggot is the only thing that keeps it from being a great song.
>> [_] Anon 2025232 Sauce!
>> [_] Anon 2025233 >># www.google.com
>> [_] Anon 2025234 >># oh shit, thanks man
>> [_] Anon 2025236 >># You're fucking welcome.
>> [_] Anon 2025237 >># this >>#
>> [_] Anon 2025238 >># You're so fucking helpful
>> [_] Anon 2025239 >># Fucking thank you.
>> [_] Anon 2025240 >># You're god damn welcome
>> [_] Anon 2025242 >># Have a nice fucking day
>> [_] Anon 2025244 >># Y-You fucking too.
>> [_] Anon 2025247 >># Hey, stay the fuck out of this >># You have a nice day too
>> [_] Anon 2025248 >Atheists not in charge of being retarded trying to push their religion Hey fucktards, Atheism is a lack of religion not a religion so stop making it one, if you want that there's a nice place called r/atheism check it out it's for fags who think Atheism is a religion that should be preached about.
>> [_] Anon 2025250 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP077RitN Ac enjoy
>> [_] Anon 2025251 >># Thanks brudda
>> [_] Anon 2025252 >># >Being this mad
>> [_] Anon 2025253 >># You spoonfeeding faggot, you're the reason /f/ is fucked.
>> [_] Anon 2025255 >># Nice try, different-fag. I'm not falling for that again.
>> [_] Anon 2025258 If your looking for a reason to not kill your self this is it. ......人 .(__) .(__) ( __ )
>> [_] Anon 2025261 >># >># hah well, i just love how people thinks atheism is an "religion", but oh well what can we do about it, this song is awesome, not to mention i wanted to commit suicide couple times but hah i'm still going further, so eyup >># actually you anon, you are the reason. old /f/ was peaceful place, you asked you get the answer, it was quiet nice place. and its still except couple peoples like you. But thats just ok lets just listen to this song
>> [_] Anon 2025269 >># k then
>> [_] Anon 2025271 >># So, what your saying is?
>> [_] Anon 2025275 >># I'm inclined to agree with aggronon. Nobody ever told us what the sauce was, we learned to find it ourselves. Then people got lazy, and that's fuckin' horrid.
>> [_] Anon 2025276 I would give it, edgy/10
>> [_] Anon 2025282 When a board begins catering to lazy people, don't be surprised then it becomes full of them.
>> [_] Anon 2025286 >># well thats true, laziness, but look at this form different way. if not asking about source right? then we wouldn't be here, this was and still is board where you can meet say something throw something pics/flash/gifs create a story, be creative. thats why i still don't like hearing that someone is spoonfeeding someone, c'mon we can talk this way, even by simple "sounds" in the context of communicating in stone age. what i mean its cool to say/write/send stuff to other anon when you are alone in room.
>> [_] Anon 2025290 >># ...the fuck did this guy just say? Did those words come together to mean anything to anyone?
>> [_] Anon 2025291 >># >wat
>> [_] Anon 2025292 >># Oh good, I wasn't the only one.
>> [_] Anon 2025302 >># I... I'm trying to make sense of what you're saying here, but you lost me half way through. You smokin' Herb?
>> [_] Anon 2025304 >># Is writing hard for you?
>> [_] Anon 2025305 I hate how the song implies that the guy commiting suicides parents would actually give a fuck once he kills himself. hahahahahah!
>> [_] Anon 2025306 >># If that's true, then how has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>> [_] Anon 2025307 >># >># >># >># >># how hard is this to understand? It's literally written clear as day.
>> [_] Anon 2025309 >># Yeah, well, you're stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2025312 >># I am is find hard your post read to because is not written although clear as day good because you not put are post in coherent because understandable and English.
>> [_] Anon 2025314 >># lol nice comeback, i commend you on your intellect.
>> [_] Anon 2025315 >># You're gay. That means you like men.
>> [_] Anon 2025317 >># Truly, I have met my match.
>> [_] Anon 2025318 >># S-Stop liking what I don't like.
>> [_] Anon 2025319 >># Oh, shit! I'm sorry.
>> [_] Anon 2025320 >># I'm implying things
>> [_] Anon 2025321 >># A-Are you really quoting another flash?!
>> [_] Anon 2025322 >># #yolo
>> [_] Anon 2025324 >># S-s-s... S-s-s-s-sage...
>> [_] Anon 2025328 >># arguing with you is truly entertaining.
>> [_] Anon 2025330 >># Don't you cut yourself with all them edges?
>> [_] Anon 2025332 >># >Implying I'm arguing
>> [_] Anon 2025333 >># I think that's the point.
>> [_] Anon 2025335 >># True, at this point it is a simple banter.
>> [_] Anon 2025336 >># I must agree though, I do find this a little entertaining.
>> [_] Anon 2025349 >># Quite so, I find our little quarrel to be very quaint.
>> [_] Anon 2025354 >># Yes, our clash is delectable.
>> [_] Anon 2025364 >># I'm finding your completely lacking use of alliteration to be despairingly distasteful.
>> [_] Anon 2025368 >># You need to suck a dick
>> [_] Anon 2025372 >># Ah so we have reverted back to the lowly throwing of insults? very well then. Your appearance resembles that of the product waste of an elephant's back side.
>> [_] Anon 2025377 >># Your a fagot
>> [_] Anon 2025379 the proof of god is science this is all bye
>> [_] Anon 2025381 >># Have you no more witty comments, other than to accuse me of being a homosexual?
>> [_] Anon 2025383 >># You're a brony.
>> [_] Anon 2025385 >># OH SNAP!
>> [_] Anon 2025386 >># Now that is one accusation I can not overlook. The simple premise of the presumption that i would undergo in sexual intercourse with a member of the equine species is preposterous.
>> [_] Anon 2025387 >># Oh, good. T-thats what I was going for.
>> [_] Anon 2025390 >># You are a fool and nit wit, for believing such allegations.


[S5TOGAM]F !! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1955077
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 26/4 -2013 08:42:44 Ended: 26/4 -2013 13:27:50Flashes: 1 Posts: 32
File: Happy_Suicide.swf-(9.07 MB, Other)
[_] This will be my last post. Anon 1955077 LAST!! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1955080 the feels...i know em
>> [_] Anon 1955093 Good luck.
>> [_] Anon 1955097 >># >># Same fag.
>> [_] Anon 1955105 It'd better be after posting this piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 1955107 hollywood undead - bullet
>> [_] Anon 1955113 song is so catchy...
>> [_] RyaKun 1955117 >># Dont kill yourself. check your dubs and smile. :3
>> [_] Anon 1955121 >># faggot >># Good luck, OP
>> [_] Anon 1955142 Two months after my father's suicide... and yet this still just feels like unemotional pap.
>> [_] Anon 1955147 >># Oh, and if you're serious and not dead yet... I just want to let you know that despite being an anonymous stranger this time yesterday, I'd have felt empathy for you, no matter what your circumstances might be... But if you're a coward enough to actually kill yourself, you're not worthy of anybody's empathy. Suicide is the single most selfish, idiotic decision you can make. End your own pain and leave everybody else you know behind to suffer in your wake because you were too much of a coward to live. I hope against hope that you're forgotten by this time next week.
>> [_] Anon 1955157 >I just want to let you know that despite being an anonymous stranger this time yesterday, I'd have felt empathy for you, no matter what your circumstances might be i love how this sentence contradicts everything else that follows it
>> [_] Anon 1955161 >># le edgy let us kill ourselves you don't understand Suicide isn't trendy you fucking faggot. People die when they are killed.
>> [_] Anon 1955164 >># ... I -WOULD HAVE- felt empathy for him... before he decided his only option was to leave everybody else who may or may not care about him with a total clusterfuck by killing himself.
>> [_] Anon 1955168 I'd say killing oneself takes a lot more courage than most people realize. It won't be easy taking that last step off the edge. Sure, people near the person will feel sad and most likely mourn (unless there were special circumstances). But so what? Everybody dies. Some just choose when it happens. What I do have a beef with, are people who're not serious enough to actually do it in a way that will kill them, and then they end up in an asylum or hospital or where ever and they're all sad about attempting it and "all they want is help". These are the true, pathetic failures of humanity.
>> [_] Anon 1955170 it will be okay in the end, not okay not the end
>> [_] Anon 1955171 >># >cowardly act takes courage Everyone is laughing at people like you.
>> [_] Anon 1955191 >># >Suicide >Sinning >Bothering to look nice in front of god
>> [_] Anon 1955222 If you're as mundane as the writer of this song, then I can see why you want to suicide.
>> [_] Anon 1955225 I've never understood how suicide is selfish or cowardly? Those people who feel grief may have been the ones to bring out the act or what if there's no one to actually legitimately care or listen when they were willing to talk? In the end it's that person's decision to deal with their life not another's. To face 100% death isn't that cowardly. There are several things that come close yet a few do these while the others are scared.
>> [_] Anon 1955230 It's cowardly to live when you want to die, it's cowardly to die when you want to die. It takes strength to live, it takes strength to die unafraid. They're very different forms of strength and cowardice, and judgement on them can only be laid on an individual level. Can we agree on that?
>> [_] Anon 1955234 >># I can agree on you ;)
>> [_] Anon 1955235 >># As long as we can agree on a price ;)
>> [_] sage 1955237 >># can you stream it pls?
>> [_] Anon 1955241 Jesus i know that feel OP, Good luck with the rest.
>> [_] faggot 1955262 Song
>> [_] Anon 1955267 >># >># and god speed
>> [_] Anon 1955274 >># Implying anyone gives a shit about your empathy.
>> [_] Anon 1955278 As someone who has attempted suicide, it isn't any more appealing during the act than it would be to an average person who isn't depressed. Ending your own life is terrifying. It never looks like a good option. But when everything else in life manages to be shittier than being dead, it starts to look a little rosy by comparison. I knew that I would be an emotional and financial burden on my family if I succeeded, but I was an emotional and financial burden on them before that. I felt that, if I just leave now, I can get it over with and in the end things will be better for others and they can move on and eventually forget about me, without paying heavy emotional and financial costs to put up with me for however many years I had left.
>> [_] Anon 1955298 If you're not in prison or handicapped, you have no real reason to end your miserable life. Drop everything, go on a long trip to refresh yourself, then fight through this meaningless life like every man before you.
>> [_] Anon 1955301 >># but OP when you will be dead you will no longer be able to fap to whatever you used to fap to. And that 's sad ;_; Think about it.
>> [_] Anon 1955307 Here, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOY-jJeOe Bk I find it comforting when I'm down



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