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[_] Asiana 214 Anon 3025095 Never gets old
>> [_] Anon 3025220 KEK

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[_] rip Anon 3001702

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[_] News Anon 2726362 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2726529 Who the hell did NOT catch this? They have a full committee of people to watch over this shit and NO ONE caught this?
>> [_] Anon 2726544 >># I know right?
>> [_] Anon 2726555 >># I love it how the reporter not just got over it quickly but had to reassure that these are the actual confirmed names.

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[_] whoops Anon 2494358
>> [_] Anon 2494359 Troll of the century. The only thing that comes close is the guys in Ukraine who shot down that airliner.
>> [_] Anon 2494360 I still find it hilarious that the reporter actually read that with a straight face, completely oblivious of what a fool she was making herself out to be.
>> [_] Anon 2494367 Oh my god thank you OP, I haven't laughed that hard in a while!
>> [_] Anon 2494487 >># http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/6d lnrd/ktvu-tv-on-asiana-airlines-crash
>> [_] Anon 2494498 >># This is an older crash, newfag.

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[_] Never gets old Anon 2383625
>> [_] Anon 2383629 every time!
>> [_] Anon 2383644 How do they not notice
>> [_] Anon 2383674 >># >all those people claiming it was racist Jesus, this PC thing is really ruining America, if anything it was mocking people stupid enough to read this.
>> [_] Anon 2383692 Is this actually a legit newscast? I have my doubts because these Chinese names (especially Sum Ting Wong) have been used in jokes, as jokes for over 20 years and it's nothing new. My dad and uncle used to tell me jokes that followed this formula when I was a kid. If this is somehow legit though, holy fuck that's hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 2383745 >># It's real

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[_] Anon 2323542
>> [_] Sage01 2323550 >># >>Ho Lee Fuk
>> [_] Anon 2323553 Every fucking time.
>> [_] Anon 2323554 >># >Bang Ding Ow
>> [_] Anon 2323606 I hope you guys realize that all four names represent a conversation between the pilot and a co-pilot
>> [_] Anon 2323609 >># Oh, I get it now.
>> [_] Anon 2323611 >># >Bang Ding Ow I don't get this one. What's it supposed to mean?
>> [_] Anon 2323616 >># Are you fucking stupid? It's sound effects of "crashing" (though comical in the choice of wording) followed by "ow".
>> [_] Anon 2323620 >># Not my go-to onomatopoeia for crashing. Thanks for the heads-up, though. Dick.
>> [_] Anon 2323638 >># No, someone called in the news station claiming to be part of the NTSB and they bought it.
>> [_] Anon 2323657 HOLY FUCK IM DYING OVER ON THIS SIDE GOODBYE SIDES
>> [_] Anon 2323753 >>#
>> HO LEE FUK IM DYING OVER ON THIS SIDE fixed.
>> [_] Anon 2323758 >># heh
>> [_] Anon 2323760 How new are you faggots?
>> [_] Anon 2323792 dats lacism!
>> [_] Anon 2323799 Turns out it was actually a prank and some people were fired for it.
>> [_] Anon 2323802 "Somethings wrong.." "We're too low!" "HOLY FUCK!!!" *BANG!* *TING!* "ow..."
>> [_] Anon 2323807 >># >taking the bait

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>> [_] Anon 2269436 That's hilarious.
>> [_] sage 2269442 Captain, something's wrong. We're too low. Holy fuck! BANG! DING! OW!
>> [_] Anon 2269549 >># Yeah that's the joke. Good job.
>> [_] Anon 2269584 >># autist detected

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[_] Anon 2142750 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2142760 "wi tu lo" got me pretty good
>> [_] Anon 2142778 I remember hearing about this, wondering who came up with the fake names and how the fuck that even aired... Just googled it and found out that 3 producers were fired for this. >tfw was so worth it. Thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 2142812 If I had her job, at that moment, I never would have fallen for it. I remember that joke from 1997, back when Steve was chopping wood.
>> [_] Anon 2142875 >># She's from my local news network. Channel 2. Their job is to say what's on the screen though, so obviously she had to say it. It's not her fault though, she's still doing her job. She's my favorite anchorwoman too.
>> [_] Anon 2142887 my sides...

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[_] Anon 2095810
>> [_] Anon 2095813 has to be fake. i refuse to believe this. fake but not gay.
>> [_] Anon 2095815 This is what the news channel actually reported. It wasn't actually the pilots names.
>> [_] Anon 2095818 CONFIRMED
>> [_] Anon 2095823 Have to admit, that's legendary.
>> [_] Anon 2095824 >># http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/matier-ros s/article/KTVU-producers-fired-over-Asian a-pilots-fake-4685627.php
>> [_] Anon 2095826 i came.
>> [_] W7bv%l 2095829 holy shit this is gold
>> [_] Anon 2095848 i live in the bay area and watched this live (ktvu is a local channel) i fucking lost my shit and spat out a mouthful of hummus on my friend
>> [_] Anon 2095880 >># >># >># >># top lel
>> [_] Anon 2095890 Hold on... those don't look like korean names-HOLYSHITWHAT
>> [_] Anon 2095922 >tfw the names don't bother you at all, just the botched pronunciation i think my WHITE PRIVILEGE is being eaten away.

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>> [_] Anon 2059457 i laugh every time
>> [_] Anon 2059483 Is this real life?
>> [_] Anon 2059497 I'm laughing like a retard
>> [_] Scooter 2059629 Hahaha, classic. Today's news media are such gullible fucks.
>> [_] Anon 2059659 Hahahaha oh wow

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[_] meow Anon 2040078 just for linking
>> [_] Anon 2040107 Ching chong bang ding ow Seriously how fucking dumb can someone be to believe these were the real names. Someone got fired over this.
>> [_] Anon 2040159 >># >an intern was the one that fell for it mein sides
>> [_] Anon 2040168 Top-notch quality journalism.
>> [_] Anon 2040179 (holyfuck) hoo li fuk delivers
>> [_] Anon 2040181 did this really happen?
>> [_] Anon 2040218 Srsly Captian : Something wrong We're to low Holy fuck Bang ding ow? xD
>> [_] Anon 2040354 >># Yes. That was the joke. Congratulations! You've won autism. >xD >xD >xD >die.

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[_] lol Anon 2038298 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2038301 holy fuck
>> [_] Anon 2038310 I thought this was a parody, just read it was a real prank. holy shit indeed.
>> [_] Anon 2038312 really?!
>> [_] Anon 2038321 I heard that the other day and laughed. if there is a benevolent diety/dieties, then it was post-mortem. if there is a hilarious diety/dieties, then it was the only injury suffered
>> [_] Anon 2038341 omg i know its kinda wrong but reading those names just made me crack the fuck up
>> [_] !MygobliNGg 2038343 I... can't... stop.... lol!
>> [_] Anon 2038346 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2038372 20/10
>> [_] Karai Pantsu 2038386 I don't even feel sorry for the kid if/when he gets caught. Dude's a hero. This is the kind of troll you pass down to your grandkids.
>> [_] Anon 2038431 >># What are you even doing on the internet if you are this sensitive?
>> [_] Anon 2038453 How. How can anyone be this stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2038454 The anchorlady keeping a straight face throughout the whole thing seals it.
>> [_] Anon 2038465 Can't be real.
>> [_] Anon 2038473 Go fuck yourself San Diego.
>> [_] Anon 2038475 some thing wrong we too low holy fuck ?? - bang ding aww

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[_] Anon 2037148 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2037151 ...oh hell no.
>> [_] Anon 2037153 Ho ly FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2037154 But...what if that information is accurate?
>> [_] Anon 2037159 Hunny we need to name our son now! "Fine bitch" *Throws pan at her* *BANG* **DING* Ow that hurt! "Well fuck you too" That's it! It shall be our son's name! "What will?" Bang Ding Ow! "What ever. As long as I have more sons and am able to drink I don't give a rat's ass what you name them."
>> [_] Anon 2037160 >># google says it was a summer intern for ntsb pranking the newscast. funny fucking shit anyway, at first i thought this was a hack job of her vioice but this shit actually aired earlier today.
>> [_] Anon 2037161 my sides tried to go to orbit, but crashed.
>> [_] Anon 2037178 pfffft
>> [_] Anon 2037264 teehee
>> [_] Anon 2037401 save for future generations
>> [_] christfag !IRoBOQheBg 2037448 how hi was the chinaman who wrote this
>> [_] Anon 2037487 bump
>> [_] too much ruckus 2037492 "we too low" -wi tu lo 1956-2012
>> [_] Anon 2037503 Quality journalism.
>> [_] 2037518 Anon at his best!