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[_] Anon 3329913
>> [_] Anon 3329948 this video is ripe for a gachiman style remix >w-w-wa-w-w-w-what the fuck u want
>> [_] Anon 3329959 >># >Pointing a gun at a Hobo >Force directed against someone with nothing to lose Braindead cop
>> [_] Anon 3329996 >redlettermedia
>> [_] Anon 3330001 I don't even get it, they didn't even defend themselves.
>> [_] Anon 3330033 >># This has been an /f/ classic for years before the RLM video
>> [_] Anon 3330048 >># Is there a full version of this out there?
>> [_] Anon 3330050 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vix6-afH zMg

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[_] Anon 3195974
>> [_] Anon 3196008 >># >drop the knife! >FUAK YEOU
>> [_] Anon 3196010 >># I wish to live forever in the 70s lol

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[_] Practical self defense Anon 3008037
>> [_] Anon 3008081 >be Canadian >get stabbed
>> [_] rtg 3008083 FAK YOO!
>> [_] Anon 3008090 >># FAWK YOO!
>> [_] Anon 3008132 >># >I am going to threaten a policeman with my 3 cm knife
>> [_] Anon 3008144 >># I SAID. DROP THE KNIFE!
>> [_] Anon 3008153 30 years later and every knife wielding perp will be shot immediately followed by "DROP THE KNIFE"
>> [_] Anon 3008161 >># That is well above average in chi-ka-GO!
>> [_] Anon 3008175 >># No, it's not. We're allowed to have knives longer than that in America.
>> [_] Anon 3008193 i wish i was as cool as the black cop when he whips out that telescopic baton man that's cool

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[_] Anon 2999585 padan helya Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2999590 >knock at the door >grabs a handy SWORD placed near the door to stab the guy kek
>> [_] Anon 2999591 >FAK YOO!
>> [_] Anon 2999599 and now 30 (or 40?) years later usa have so many guns that almost nobody cares about knives and cops have to be super careful and/or aggressive. way to go america.
>> [_] Anon 2999603 >># >doesn't understand Canadian accents >blames the Ussah. Makes sense.
>> [_] Anon 2999606 >What he's telling you is, "Don't invade my space or I'll attack you." Thanks, David Attenborough.
>> [_] Anon 2999607 >># fine, you got me, i thought it was a video from usa for some reason. the point still stands regardless.
>> [_] Anon 2999611 >># How does the point stand? Gun laws have become more restrictive for the Yanks. You were trrying to argue that 30 (or 40) years ago, the States were safer. There are multiple statistics that would refute your point. Just go ahead and say it: I hate the Yanks gun policies. Its not that hard.
>> [_] Anon 2999615 >># cops have to be very careful and/or aggressive in usa due to the rampant spread of guns everywhere. that's the point. americans make fun of this video because they dont understand how human cops can be in other countries.
>> [_] Anon 2999623 >># You should probably examine Ronald Regan's War on Crime 30 years ago mate. 30-40 years ago in the states wasn't everyone shitting candy canes and loving each other..
>> [_] Anon 2999624 I just took a shit, wiped my ass and pulled some ass hairs out during the process.
>> [_] Anon 2999628 >># just means that it was too late by that time as well, point is still valid. to be clear, i dont think usa should attempt to do any kind of gun control now. it's too late for that. it's also in your country's base law, something that shouldnt change unless like 90% of the country agrees and i dont see that happening.
>> [_] Anon 2999630 >># this isn't your average, everday shitposting this is advanced shitposting
>> [_] Anon 2999633 >># actually it isn't even original, it's copypasta
>> [_] Anon 2999641 >># It's actually not. But it wouldn't surprise me if it's been said before.
>> [_] Anon 2999643 >># why does everyone who doesn't live in america talk shit about america? I mean, I don't even think about the rest of you, ever, but you're always thinking about us. it's just weird, mate
>> [_] Anon 2999648 >># >let me tell you about your country
>> [_] Anon 2999650 There's white stuff under my foreskin. I took a butter knife and scooped it out, spread it on my toast.
>> [_] Anon 2999652 >># Are you retarded? The crime rate in the USA has been decreasing for the past 2 years. It's at the lowest levels it's ever been at before.
>> [_] Anon 2999660 >># c'mon man, let's be real, there's lots of people shot in the USA pretending it has nothing to do with the availability of guns, and your right to bear arms is just silly
>> [_] Anon 2999667 >># This is strange because it's totally legal to own firearms in Canada Permitted and registered of course, but still.
>> [_] Anon 2999669 >># it's totally legal to own guns in many places but in the USA people have lots of them for some reason also, there's lots of people getting shot in america this is so very strange
>> [_] Anon 2999675 >># once again, why do you care what happens in america, mate? i honestly don't care about your country, why do you care about mine? little bit jealous?
>> [_] Anon 2999677 >># im actually a different anon to the first guy, the last two responses are mine and im from boston
>> [_] Anon 2999694 it seems this thread has some hardcore feelings.
>> [_] Anon 2999706 >># I have hardcore feelings for a light bulb I shoved up my ass. I'm gonna try screwing the light bulb into a lamp to turn it on, just hoping the bulb doesn't break in the process.
>> [_] Anon 2999734 >># how fucking stupid are you? do you believe everything you hear liberal anti-gun activists spout? i'm not even pro-gun and i realize that crime has been decreasing despite (if not due to) the increase of right to carry laws. in states that have been more restrictive on firearms, crime has gone up. seriously, don't breed.
>> [_] Anon 2999740 >># but look at foreign countries where owning/carrying a gun is illegal
>> [_] Anon 2999741 >># >im not American and have never lived there but heres my .02 euros
>> [_] Anon 2999742 >># I think you're putting the cart before the horse here. States with higher rates of crime introduce tougher gun laws as an attempt to combat the already existing high crime rates.
>> [_] partyhard !n21TE7QU8U 2999752 10/10 would knife again
>> [_] Anon 2999787 >># >Not being able to sense attacks before they happen

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[_] Anon 2736987

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[_] I'd be pissed too if I came out of a damp dark crevice. SkeetBiscuits 2734133 Remember Minecraft? Yea, Fuck that game. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2734159 >># Who would have enough balls to openly pull a knife on a cop, but not to stand his ground against a baton?
>> [_] Anon 2734165 Post moar plz
>> [_] Anon 2734170 That accent. Is that Minnesota or Canada?
>> [_] Anon 2734171 >># A drunk idiot judging by the video. Unless his exaggerated overacted wobble was supposed to be polio kicking in.
>> [_] Anon 2734205 Their training videos are on par with gas stations
>> [_] Anon 2734220 I expected hardcore feelings. I was disappointed. Now, theo's going mental.
>> [_] Anon 2734232 >this represents imminent danger, for sure! i lold
>> [_] Anon 2734308 The black cop has major balls and pride to pull out his baton than just shoot the man
>> [_] Anon 2734310 >># FAKK YOU OOH JES KIDDIN BUDDEH are these guys from Minnesota by chance?
>> [_] Anon 2734311 >># Minnesota.
>> [_] Anon 2734314 >># drop da nifhis *long stick appears* ow just kidding budiee *drunk face*
>> [_] Anon 2734319 >># >># Canada for sure. Lived in Minnesota my whole life, and literally no one talks like that.

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[_] Anon 2709802
>> [_] Anon 2709818 They're just Canadians anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2709856 This video makes several good points.
>> [_] Anon 2709858 Don't be dirking around with crackheads.

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[_] Anon 2601713 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2601762 EVERYONE IS OUT TO KILL YOU STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING
>> [_] Anon 2601766 fuck you, eh! oh yeh you betcha
>> [_] Anon 2601801 I thought it was police procedure that if a guy goes back into his car to get his license, you shoot him in the back. Or is that only when the driver is black and the cop is white?
>> [_] Anon 2601824 This presents danger.
>> [_] Anon 2601840 COME SHOW ME YOUR HARDCORE FEELINGS
>> [_] Anon 2601846 who would have thought there was so much blade-violence in Canada. Oh gosh there, I'm only a block from Hohme, why doncha lemme goh? Come on now, I'm only kiddin. I'm soorry
>> [_] Anon 2601848 I'm not gonna die in no ghetto.
>> [_] Anon 2601849 >># "can i see your liscense? just something with your picture on it" is so nice. i miss when police were polite and decent. back then i might have considered them people.
>> [_] Anon 2601862 Fak u.
>> [_] Anon 2601865 Fuck I haven't seen Surviving Edged Weapons in so long
>> [_] Anon 2601871 >># nowadays its >Fuck you >Get tazered or >Looks like your about to pull something out of your po- >STOP OR ILL *BANG BANG BANG* SHOOT STOP *BANG BANG BANG* RESISTING *BANG BANG* STOP RESITING *BANG BANG* *Reload* *BANGBABANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*

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[_] Anon 2578587
>> [_] Anon 2578592 was that a zweihander
>> [_] = 2578611 >># >one-handing what are you, a casul
>> [_] Anon 2578614 /r/'ing the infinitely better How to Survive Edged Weapons or w/e it's called
>> [_] Anon 2578615 i want the onlyafro memelords to leave
>> [_] Anon 2578616 >># I second this
>> [_] = 2578625 >># >captcha expires before I'm able to upload it >why even live However have this http://swfchan.com/29/140788/?Surviving+ Edged+Weapons.swf
>> [_] Anon 2578629 >># >># >># I got you, just uploaded it
>> [_] Anon 2578711 Whay doncha let me gooooo? The only thing which could make this more Canadian is if they all said "eh" at the end of every sentence and there was a Tim Horton's, BMO and Scotiabank in the background at some point.
>> [_] Anon 2578805 >># i died laughing at that

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[_] Anon 2537929
>> [_] Anon 2537933 Fak you
>> [_] Anon 2538160 someone please post http://swfchan.com/29/140788/?Surviving+ Edged+Weapons.swf I don't seem to be able to

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[_] Anon 2534605
>> [_] Anon 2534633 Fahk yewwww, eh?

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[_] Anon 2523695
>> [_] Anon 2523703 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 2523803 >># >That mean Canadian at the start of the video >"FOOK YOUU" >"DROP THE KNIFE" >"Whoa,ok, i'm just kiddin, sorry eh"
>> [_] Anon 2523805 >># >FAK YOO fix'd

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[_] Anon 2520379 every day until you become a police officer
>> [_] Anon 2520438 I was hoping this was opening to a gay porn
>> [_] Anon 2520455 did that guy at the end just use a longsword? >># same here
>> [_] Anon 2520457 eh sorry eh
>> [_] Anon 2520461 >># >just use a longsword yes Just another day in the force
>> [_] Anon 2520470 >># Such is life in Canda
>> [_] Anon 2520471 >># Where's the dancing one?

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[_] Anon 2517186 /r/ luftrauser
>> [_] Anon 2517190 http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=9871 2&n=Luftrauser.swf also why does this video exists?
>> [_] Anon 2517195 >># ty anon. and your guess is as good as mine
>> [_] Anon 2517203 >># >># A person can charge a cop and stab him quicker than the cop can react. This video is made to train cops on how to deal with knife wielders.
>> [_] Anon 2517205 >># who the fuck would want to stab a policeman? oh wait, right, 'murica. I just keep forgetting that
>> [_] Anon 2517208 >># >Not the dancing one Oh well, it's neat to see this in an unadulterated format.
>> [_] Anon 2517209 >"FACK YEW" So Canadian.
>> [_] Anon 2517242 all of these people lived way longer than they would have these days
>> [_] Anon 2517243 >># It's a Canadian police training video, genius. >B-BUT CANADA IS A PART OF THE AMERICAS We both know what you meant.
>> [_] Anon 2517258 >># hehe
>> [_] Anon 2517327 >># It's better than getting drugs planted on your and thrown into fuck me in the ass prison. If you're lucky, they'll just shoot you.
>> [_] Anon 2517359 Canadians Yes, they are this aggressive.
>> [_] Anon 2517418 Because I always have a sword just sitting by my front door lol

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[_] fack you Anon 2502521

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[_] Here's to Ferguson Anon 2495146 give'em hell, you baseball cap wearing bastards. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2495163 FACK YOO
>> [_] Anon 2495170 i thought it was going to be that one where dance music pops up at the end, and people go crazy with the knives
>> [_] Anon 2495171 how to stop cops step 1: pull out swiss army knife
>> [_] Anon 2495197 >be American >get shot everywhere I go >decide to move to Mexico >get beheaded >go to Canada instead >get stabbed with a Sword
>> [_] Anon 2495242 >># I was hoping this was that too 2 disappointed /f/ags, maybe more
>> [_] Anon 2495282 >># >go to Canada instead >get stabbed with a Sword The problem was you weren't in the Canadian Shield.
>> [_] Anon 2495297 All this shit is happening because these ignorant fucks insist on looting and throwing shit at the police instead of protesting peacefully. If he hadn't been looting in the first place, he'd still be alive to yell Hands Up Don't Shoot right now.
>> [_] Anon 2495314 >># Underrated post
>> [_] Anon 2495389 >># FACK YOU EH
>> [_] Anon 2495404 whoah hey im just kiddin

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[_] Anon 2483365 classic
>> [_] Anon 2483381 >machete >longsword What fucking alternate future do these police live in?
>> [_] Anon 2483389 >Pulls Knife >Cop pulls baton >Backs off like a Pussy
>> [_] Anon 2483390 >># It's the way he pulled it out. You could just see right that cop was about to lay down the law.
>> [_] Anon 2483397 This would be a more suitable defence video for... oh, I don't know... the British Police. Because that's the country where knife crime is a big thing; where guns control is a thing and unlicensed guns are illegal.
>> [_] Anon 2483398 >># Pretty sure these are Canadians.
>> [_] Anon 2483402 >># git gud
>> [_] Anon 2483404 >># yep.
>> [_] Anon 2483406 >># I can never tell the difference...
>> [_] Anon 2483417 >># The word "sorry" came from someone's mouth. What are you expecting?
>> [_] Anon 2483451 >># >gun control >a thing
>> [_] Anon 2483452 >># It worked in Australia, a fucking continent full of criminals.
>> [_] Anon 2483454 >># >gun control >working
>> [_] Anon 2483458 >the guy just charging with a machete AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA
>> [_] Anon 2483461 >># あああああああああああああああ
>> [_] Anon 2483490 >># >you >not repeating the same thing
>> [_] Anon 2483537 dat dude makes me want a tele-baton just so i can hold it like that and scare people
>> [_] Anon 2483542 >># >I SAID >*whips out baton* >DROP THE KNIFE
>> [_] Anon 2483545 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZ l0&t=1m59s
>> [_] Anon 2483550 >># >Unfortunately, this video is not available in your country because it could contain music from UMG Anyone care to describe it to me?
>> [_] Anon 2483551 >># >this lipstick tube, popular with prostitutes I'll take your word for it, mister.
>> [_] Anon 2483556 >># It's like the original video, except at some point, the person pulling a knife from a sheath behind his back, doing some fancy moves, is followed by Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo's hit track Hardcore Feelings, and a montage of clips, some not from the original video. It ends with someone giving a speech about his persistence in 'keeping up the good fight', and how he will never be brought down, followed by a slow pan over the corpse of a downed officer.

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[_] Anon 2468159 Why aren't you keeping a sword next to your front door /f/?
>> [_] Anon 2468164 those accents ey
>> [_] Anon 2468175 drop the knife fak yoo
>> [_] Anon 2468204 the first guy sounds like Canadian.
>> [_] Anon 2468209 I like that the mere sight of a police office incites these people on poorly thought out homicidal rages.
>> [_] Anon 2468214 >># I like the old man with the razor, he's my favorite >Get out of here..hurhrmmsms >*waving around razor* >WHAT HE'S TELLING YOU IS: "DON'T INVADE MY SPACE OR I'LL ATTACK YOU" Thanks a million narrator, I totally wouldn't have gotten that if you didn't spell it out.
>> [_] Anon 2468231 >># pohtec burgur. In all seriousness, some Italian military study found that a knife is just as lethal as a handgun when the attacker is 20 feet away or less, even in the hands of the young or elderly.
>> [_] Anon 2468233 Where is this, Minnesota?
>> [_] Anon 2468237 >># From ten feet, the odds that an assailant wielding a knife will successfully stab you is extremely high, even if they are hit by a bullet. Or something like that.

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[_] FAWK YUU Faggot 2409923 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2409953 anyone got the one with the singing and dancing?
>> [_] Anon 2409974 Cops are so fucking stupid, how do you get so fucking close that you get stabbed. Seriously, yeah, lean up against the fucking door your knocking on, what do you think is going to happen. Yeah, let me just stick my face in your fucking car window.
>> [_] Anon 2410035 OH. SOREY
>> [_] Anon 2410074 >canadians
>> [_] Anon 2410083 >># Golly gee there, this video was sure aboot real events that actually happened, donchaknow. Hoser.
>> [_] Anon 2410114 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0a Zl0 This is what you want

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[_] WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT Faggot 2393997 CHRIST I'M ONLY A BLOCK FROM HOME WHY DONCHA LET ME GOH
>> [_] Anon 2394006 here's mah licences, why'chu com 'n get it... fwak yohu
>> [_] Anon 2394023 i should really start having a claymore at my door
>> [_] Anon 2394030 >># /k/ is always going on about home defense plans, but what they don't know is that a sword next to your door will always be the greatest defense.
>> [_] !!BJiYgff8zf2 2394034 >># >># Claymore anti-personnel mines?
>> [_] Anon 2394035 >># the sword depicted in that scene is known as a claymore
>> [_] Anon 2394037 >># actually it's much too small to be a claymore... it's more like a hand and a half or in lay terms a bastard sword

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[_] Stellar acting ability I'll tell you what Anon 2387803
>> [_] Anon 2387892 >># This is invoking some pretty hardcore feelings. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZ l0

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[_] lrn2surviv scrub = 2227727 do u evn knaifu
>> [_] Anon 2227729 >># How often do people have fucking longswords? Is this the whole vivdeo? Can we get more?
>> [_] Anon 2227768 >># whats wrong with having a couple longs swords...and sharpening them to a razors edge and a bi weekly basis?
>> [_] Anon 2227772 ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
>> [_] Anon 2227776 >># it was in the 70's, everyone had some sort of weapon in their house. also, for an educationla video, this better than most of the movies from that decade.
>> [_] Anon 2227783 >># I thought this was going to be the "Surviving Bladed Weapons" video that transitioned into Hardcore Feelings.

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[_] lrn2surviv scrub = 2224154 do u evn knaifu
>> [_] Anon 2224317 so much canada...
>> [_] Anon 2224325 FAHHK YUUU

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[_] ya bancha hoosers eh Anon 2170245 sorry
>> [_] Anon 2170252 Take off ya hose head. (ps source?)
>> [_] Anon 2170253 yes, please give us a source.
>> [_] Anon 2170254 >># Dear lord it's from a defensive video documentary? on bladed weapons I had the sauce but forgot.
>> [_] Anon 2170259 Ahaha it's "surviving edged weapons" I'm pretty sure.
>> [_] Anon 2170261 hardcore feelings
>> [_] Anon 2170324 I ain't gonna die in no ghetto
>> [_] Anon 2170326 Ahhh classic sword through the door.
>> [_] Anon 2170335 Fauck yoo!
>> [_] Anon 2170346 that really made me laugh for some unknown reason
>> [_] Anon 2170369 DAA BURRS
>> [_] Anon 2170373 >># now you understand my fear of mailslots
>> [_] Anon 2170413 >># Fahck* yoo! Eh, I doeno...
>> [_] Anon 2170416 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? oh my god this is so gold
>> [_] Anon 2170417 ya hozer
>> [_] Anon 2170418 Awww though it was the dance party version
>> [_] Anon 2170428 In that last scene... That is definitely NOT what European longswords were designed for.

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[_] fak yew eh Anon 2161625 sorry eh fakin hooser eh
>> [_] Anon 2161635 ah take off you hose head, this aint real
>> [_] Anon 2161724 Oh god that was far too Canadian
>> [_] Anon 2161734 >># Sorry.
>> [_] Anon 2161746 I keep a medieval sword by my door too, in case an ogre comes a-knockin'.
>> [_] Anon 2161750 >># when you become a canadian citizen they give you a sword

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[_] Everything is terrible Anon 2160035 fack yew eh Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2160037 Excellent
>> [_] Anon 2160040 >sword through the door I lost it
>> [_] Anon 2160045 Canadians: The Knife-carrying Menace
>> [_] Anon 2160046 Terrifying
>> [_] Anon 2160071 That face stab, man. That face stab.
>> [_] Anon 2160091 Fucking americans man.
>> [_] Anon 2160093 um no, if you have so much as a wrench in your hand when you are seen by a cop congrats on the bullet wound
>> [_] Anon 2160115 >># what if i have my dick in my hand when I'm seen by the cop?
>> [_] Anon 2160121 >># then congrats on the free ride
>> [_] Anon 2160122 >># Don't worry. Anything under 2 inches doesn't legally classify as a weapon.
>> [_] Anon 2160124 >># I dunno, something that explodes violently without warning might be a weapon even if it's that small...
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2160139 That's some serious operator shit
>> [_] Anon 2160153 >># This is made in order to provoke that response; pig sees innocent officer stabbed on movie, pig becomes ultra trigger happy when dealing with anyone
>> [_] Anon 2160154 >># got me
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 2160162 The only thing funnier than videos like this is the internet toughguy bullshit 14-year-olds spout out about "pigs" and "police brutality" despite never actually having been on the receiving end of anything like that. Y'all are hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 2160165 I could have sworn the first guy said he was "only a black from home"