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[_] drunkposting tonight Anon 3401805
>> [_] Anon 3401817 >># fuck the "MMMMMMMMMMMMMM" before he bangs on the table makes it look like he's an autist who loves cactus
>> [_] Anon 3401844 GREEN MEANS GO
>> [_] Anon 3401857 PULL MY LEGS OVER

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[_] Tasty Anon 3263723
>> [_] Anon 3263729 It's gonna be a whole lot harder coming out than coming in
>> [_] Anon 3263731 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 3263738 A typical Aussie late night snack m8
>> [_] ButtStuff 3263740 This is Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!
>> [_] Anon 3263784 >># did he died?
>> [_] Anon 3263790 >># Green means go
>> [_] Anon 3263793 >># top kek
>> [_] Anon 3263794 >virgin's first blowjob.swf

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[_] TheCoolGuy 2882670
>> [_] Anon 2882680 On one hand, this man is a complete autist and probably deserves the pain he went through. On the other, this man can control his pain like no one else.
>> [_] Anon 2882682 Agreed. I wasn't shocked at all that people exist out there that are this stupid - I'm used to sharing a planet with Australia. The shocking part came when he kept taking bites out of it, and then kept going, and then finished the whole fucking thing.

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[_] Anon 2854907
>> [_] Chollux 2854909 10 seconds in and I'm all "USE A KNIFE AND FORK YOU IDIOT"
>> [_] Anon 2854961 >urdoinitwrong.jpg After munching that much Mammillaria sp. he must have caught a heck of a mescaline sparkle. (many Mammillaria contain psychotropic compounds, like the unrelated Peyote)
>> [_] Anon 2854967 >># FUCK!
>> [_] Cactus Fantastico 2854968 Serves you right for eating my great great great great grandfather!
>> [_] Anon 2854969 >># Today Is A Good day To Die.
>> [_] Anon 2854982 I CONQUERED THA CAKTUHS REEEEEEEEEEE

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[_] Tasty Anon 2765285
>> [_] Anon 2765289 Fucking retard
>> [_] WhiteMage 2765290 But, more or less retarded than the one that jumps into the cactus?
>> [_] Anon 2765306 >># Probably more, since the needles are now in his GI system..
>> [_] Anon 2765307 for what purpose
>> [_] Anon 2765312 >># >># def more, he could easily die from this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2765318 >># >no GREEN MEANS GO Clearly this guy is inferior.
>> [_] Anon 2765323 So, did he end up in the ER with sepsis?
>> [_] Anon 2765357 Cactus Jump is arguably safer. I mean, you could lose an eye or an ear to that, but your chances or survival are much higher than eating something that could make your stomach leak acid.
>> [_] Anon 2765374 Oh, right, it's Wednesday.
>> [_] Anon 2765379 For why purpose?! This guy actually died a week later. you cant just repetitively pierce the entirety of your gastrointestinal tract.
>> [_] Anon 2765422 >># No he didn't you retard.
>> [_] Anon 2765426 I like to think stupid people die off because their stupid.

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[_] Have some more CoP. Anon 2720271
>> [_] Anon 2720272 You have to eat the small cacti in order to build an immunity to the larger ones
>> [_] Anon 2720273 >># Are the spines not painful or something? Because I didn't see a single drop of blood.
>> [_] Anon 2720298 Average Australian, really.
>> [_] Anon 2720300 >># I ate a cactus once (homeless and too lazy to take the hairs out) It didn't draw blood, but I could feel the prickly shit in my throat and behind my teeth for over a month. It was smaller than the one in this video. It sucks, but not to the point that I'd rather do something more stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2720316 he must have an iq just above room temperature
>> [_] Anon 2720326 I remember seeing this, the title and the video and just cackling the entire way through the video.
>> [_] Anon 2720330 So many years of evolution and the cactus still can't protect itself.
>> [_] Anon 2720331 >># I'm pretty sure cacti have some kind of antihemorrhagic or the wound is too small for blood to come out. Either way, it's still definitely painful. I once was in fucking New Jersey, picked up a damn cactus with my hands. It didn't hurt at first but it certainly did later.
>> [_] Anon 2720336 he died right?
>> [_] Anon 2720338 >># I read that as CP and was getting hyped :(
>> [_] Anon 2720355 >># Woah there, son. Might want to lay off the internet for a while.

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[_] Anon 2588615 This fucking flash Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2588624 >># why would you do that? How much money did he earn for performing this? He must've ended in a hospital. What the fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2588639 Fuckin' strayans.
>> [_] Anon 2588649 i understand heavy music now
>> [_] Anon 2588682 It's evolution baby
>> [_] Anon 2588683 >># these guys do retarded shit all the time
>> [_] Anon 2588765 that looks delicious
>> [_] Anon 2588768 >># Cactus juice is fucking tasty, though. A good price for a leaky stomach.
>> [_] Anon 2588770 >># That's fucking brutal. >those screams
>> [_] Anon 2588787 if you eat a cactus wil your shit have spines?
>> [_] Anon 2588793 >># Your intenstines will have spikes. And holes Mostly holes Painful thing.
>> [_] Anon 2588825 >># that fucker must has shat blood for a week. His intestines will bleed, and his shit will turn black. I doubt that cactus is in any way digestible, so it'll all come out the other end being fucked up bit still there. What a fuck. Well done.
>> [_] Anon 2588836 So uh source?

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[_] Anon 2586108 Natural selection is a wonderful thing.
>> [_] Anon 2586127 balls of fucking steel
>> [_] Anon 2586130 You know, I haven't seen a CoP video for a while now. I bet fucking youtube have been fucking with the subs showing in the list. Fuck I hate Youtube, who the fuck do they think they are in saying what I want to watch? Cunts.
>> [_] Anon 2586133 Danga is one crazy fucker
>> [_] Anon 2586134 MMMMMMMHHHHMMMMNNNN!!! ...MMMMMMMMHHHNNNHHH!!!
>> [_] Anon 2586138 >># now I have very few subs and I must say I missed the latest freeman mind which was released 2 weeks ago and youtube didn't show shit does jewtube have the same management team as fucking jewbook?
>> [_] Anon 2586165 >># Yeah they've been doing stuff, they also have a TV show in Aussieland now. They're definitely getting their keep and they're still pretty active. I genuinely cringed at the thumbtack flip-flops.
>> [_] Anon 2586174 did he died?
>> [_] Anon 2586211 >># i kekd hard at this, thank you /f/, once again you lighten up my day. but fucking shit. i spit half my food because of a single fish spine and this white nigger eats a cactus. i can only hope for him they dissolve in his stomach or his next shit will shred his anus so bad the teenage mutant ninja turtles will fight it.
>> [_] Anon 2586227 >># >his next shit will shred his anus so bad the teenage mutant ninja turtles will fight it. I actually lost my shit at this reply
>> [_] Anon 2586272 >># >his next shit will shred his anus so bad the teenage mutant ninja turtles will fight it. Gold
>> [_] Anon 2586276 Jackass goes down down under?
>> [_] Anon 2586287 >or his next shit will shred his anus so bad the teenage mutant ninja turtles will fight it. day status: made

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[_] Anon 2439988 the one and only.
>> [_] Anon 2440000 It's like he's trying to suck his first dick for money
>> [_] Anon 2440003 That was fucking painful to watch. I usually don't even have a reaction to the videos here but that was terrible.
>> [_] Anon 2440006 >># Dub quads
>> [_] Anon 2440013 >># rats off to ya kid!
>> [_] thank you 2440015 nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>> [_] Anon 2440018 >brings utensils >doesnt use them till the last minute alrighty then
>> [_] Anon 2440027 Bon appétit!
>> [_] Anon 2440029 I thought that fat kid across the street was a fucking lunatic when I watched him eat a lightbulb, but goddamn, this ding-dong is straight-up batshit.
>> [_] Anon 2440052 This is what vegans actually believe..
>> [_] Anon 2440054 >># You seem to know that pretty well...
>> [_] Anon 2440056 This man is a fucking hero
>> [_] Anon 2440058 >># Vegans couldn't eat a cactus. First drop of blood they lost would kill the fuckers. >># Pretty sure it's 'an hero,' now....
>> [_] Anon 2440060 >># "ill" sounded cooler anyways. Also did he really died?
>> [_] Anon 2440061 >># No, it didn't. But whatever. And I would be pretty surprised if he still had a heartbeat by morning. I mean, the dude ATE A FUCKING CACTUS.
>> [_] Anon 2440066 >># Yes it fucking did.
>> [_] Anon 2440076 Wouldn't this pierce his GI tract and cause sepsis?
>> [_] Anon 2440079 >># >GI tract All the spines would dissolve in the stomach
>> [_] Anon 2440083 STRAYA CUNT
>> [_] Anon 2440085 >># Ow. I hope he had good health insurance for the seven operations he must have needed to remove those needles from his stomach and intestines.
>> [_] Anon 2440093 >># They've done more videos since this one so he's not dead in fact the guy in the video did 30 candle shots in a newer one.
>> [_] Anon 2440094 Australia
>> [_] Anon 2440097 >># see >>#
>> [_] Anon 2440107 >># I need to see his channel.
>> [_] Anon 2440108 This guy's name is Tyler, he makes a lot of gay fake videos.
>> [_] Anon 2440109 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g7TUgi21 Ms
>> [_] Anon 2440110 He didn't even bleed though. Don't you think that's a tad suspicious?
>> [_] Anon 2440115 >># Neither did the fatty what ate the lightbulb, but he's dead, too.
>> [_] Anon 2440138 >># Oh god what the fuck why
>> [_] Anon 2440148 According to his screams the cactus must have tasted horrible

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[_] Anon 2431753
>> [_] Anon 2431756 It may be a seriously stupid thing to do, but I'll always respect these kinds of people for being able to do such painful and difficult stuff willingly.
>> [_] Anon 2431759 w-why
>> [_] Anon 2431766 fucking Australians
>> [_] Anon 2431767 Keep in mind here, that not only are a lot of spines sticking in his mouth, cheeks, esophagus, but when he vomits, he's getting stomach acid in his wounds. That's right. He's probably going to have permanent internal scarring from this.
>> [_] Anon 2431770 >># cus he's fucking brutal.
>> [_] Anon 2431771 >># And nothing of value was lost.
>> [_] Anon 2431772 >># people eat cactii all the time, just not like that :/
>> [_] Anon 2431775 Australians sould not be allowed near cactii
>> [_] Anon 2431791 >># Keep in mind that it's been a long time since the creation of this video. In a more recent video, he swallowed molten candle wax.
>> [_] Arachnomancer Bob 2431792 >># I just realized I had my hand down my pants. Goddamnit, $chan.
>> [_] Raptor !!q+4q115pm8N 2431799 >># may I get a link to this or atleast his name?
>> [_] Anon 2431803 >># this guy is a pansy, L.A. beast ate two.
>> [_] Anon 2431810 I'm surprised I didn't see any aluminum dildos. Because that was fucking metal.
>> [_] Anon 2431812 >># Why in gods name would you do that, fookin mad cunts I tell you.
>> [_] Anon 2431821 >># ChildrenOfPoseidon
>> [_] Anon 2431823 This guy makes the guy who jumped into the cacti look like a total bitch. Equally retarded, but dammit do I respect this guy for forcing though the entire thing.
>> [_] Anon 2431832 >># They are the guys who jumped on a cactus
>> [_] Anon 2431835 Yes. Respect. That's definitely the word I would use to describe somebody eating a cactus for 15 minutes of fame. "What else do you want me to eat until you think I'm cool, guys? How about some rusty nails? You're all laughing at me because you're my friends, right?"
>> [_] Anon 2431839 >># Except that they do this kind of shit together all the time and get some money from it.
>> [_] Anon 2431843 Authentic Australian cuisine.
>> [_] Anon 2431846 >># >2431823 It's the same guy tardo
>> [_] Anon 2431852 While that is by any definition fucking stupid, I can't help be but completely fucking impressed. That may have been the most hardcore thing I've seen in my life.
>> [_] Anon 2431881 I think it's safe to say that we've proven Darwin wrong at this point.
>> [_] Anon 2431886 >># L.A Beast is a pussy, I am a cactus.
>> [_] Anon 2431917 USTRAYA FOCK YEA M8
>> [_] Anon 2431967 Green means go.
>> [_] Anon 2432004 why

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[_] Post people doing stupid shit Anon 2308829 Thats the guy from the Heat thing.
>> [_] Anon 2308832 Lawdy lawd white people are crazy
>> [_] Anon 2308833 >># I was actually laughing from all the screaming
>> [_] whatwhaaat? 2308835 and yet he ate it all.
>> [_] Anon 2308856 if these faggots are not on drugs, their will is admirable.
>> [_] Anon 2308882 fucking stoner aussy
>> [_] Anon 2308908 wonder wut his poop felt like
>> [_] Anon 2308915 welcome to the land of hard nuts and dumb cunts

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[_] Anon 2247253 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2247261 >watch a poorly balding ausfailian scream like a bitch as he eats a tiny fucking cactus what a pussy lol. he even threw it up, what a bitch
>> [_] Anon 2247412 I can only imagine his doctor be all like Why did you eat a cactus Da fuck man
>> [_] Anon 2247414 for what purpose
>> [_] Anon 2247423 >># did you not see the part where he fucking eats a cactus truly he is a greater man than you and I
>> [_] Anon 2247444 Fucking Ausfags. No wonder they were used as cannon fodder during the wars.

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[_] Anon 2242319 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2242336 Ok..
>> [_] Anon 2242344 for what purpose
>> [_] Anon 2242369 kinda looks like w.t.snacks if he wasn't ugly and bleached his hair
>> [_] Anon 2242373 did he died?
>> [_] Anon 2242401 >># yes son. he was kill.
>> [_] Anon 2242404 One question: WHY?
>> [_] Anon 2242412 Got to the part where he was about to chomp it and had to close it down. Too many jibblies from the guy jumping on the cactus.
>> [_] Anon 2242433 Jesus Christ, imagine if he drank alcohol after that.
>> [_] Anon 2242463 these guys are fucking suicidal with cactuses They're on youtube, children of poseidon
>> [_] Anon 2242475 Wouldn't the cactus needles perforate his stomach?
>> [_] Anon 2242487 >># Probably but lightly only minor internal bleeding at most

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[_] Anon 2239329 >4chin passes on sale NOW!!!!! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2239378 ANNNNGH
>> [_] Anon 2239414 What's the point?
>> [_] Anon 2239420 for what purpose
>> [_] Anon 2239430 Haha that guy is bald as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2239490 Couldnt watch. Tried agian. Watched and fapped.

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[_] Anon 2230345
>> [_] Anon 2230353 >># why?
>> [_] Anon 2230354 >># America
>> [_] Anon 2230355 >># because horsefuckers
>> [_] name 2230359 >a virgin faggot is about to suck cock for the first time.swf
>> [_] Anon 2230360 pretty sure he vomited the whole night, hes not even chewing it, at the moment you have adrenalin rush and everything, but the time this shit hits his stomach, it will probably hurt like hell and possible even get internal bleeding
>> [_] Anon 2230363 my throat hurts from watching this
>> [_] Anon 2230372 is there also a version without the stupid music?
>> [_] Anon 2230387 >># this guy is Australian, though
>> [_] Anon 2230407 >># That Australian accent Are you fucking challenged?
>> [_] Winged Kitsune 2230410 Aint even a prickly cactus. No blood, no thorns. Disappointed.
>> [_] Anon 2230413 >># b-but he got some torns stuck behind his teeth painful/gore would not try at home
>> [_] Anon 2230416 It's probably poisonous. The ironic part is that there are edible cacti. The one he's eating is genetically modified mini cactus, made for decorating. Probably peed from his butt for days.
>> [_] Anon 2230419 I can't believe you faggots are still arguing about nothing instead of fapping to this glorious sight. He ate a fucking cactus. I don't know what the fuck else you queers want from him.

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[_] Anon 2225353
>> [_] Anon 2225357 it's like anders breivik assraped butthead and the santorum that leaked out of his bunghole developed into this fine individual
>> [_] Anon 2225359 manliest of men
>> [_] Anon 2225360 I couldn't watch it. Sorry, but I drew my limit for schadenfreude today.
>> [_] Anon 2225368 What a fucking idiot.
>> [_] Anon 2225374 the future of our planet summed up in a flash
>> [_] Anon 2225375 >># sauce on the song?
>> [_] Anon 2225384 Did he died?
>> [_] Anon 2225413 why boner
>> [_] Anon 2225415 did we will get another video when it will come out?
>> [_] Anon 2225416 >># yes
>> [_] Anon 2225471 This man is my hero.
>> [_] Anon 2225474 I don't see enough blood coming out of his mouth but it seems pretty legit
>> [_] Anon 2225480 This is extreme vegetarianism.

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[_] Anon 2223736 Cactus Knishes
>> [_] Anon 2223746 That's why I don't eat salat.
>> [_] Anon 2223747 Fun fact: Most cacti are poisonous and may give you some shitty vomiting and stomachaches.
>> [_] Anon 2223750 That guy is hardcore.
>> [_] Anon 2223751 Did he get anything for doing this or is he just stupid?
>> [_] Anon 2223752 This guy is metal as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2223753 the whole time i was like dont you dare swallow any of that lol
>> [_] Anon 2223756 These guys are my heroes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkU a9Y
>> [_] Anon 2223759 Cactus Munch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtY5g54 7Ik
>> [_] Anon 2223763 Cactus Dodgeball https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24xeMUpv wCY
>> [_] Anon 2223800 funny enough i know this kid in real life, he did do that, i know for a fact it isnt fake
>> [_] THUNDER NIGGER 2223806 >># NO THEIR NEEDLES HAVE A MILD NERVE TOXIN FUCKTARD THE HURT WHEN YOU GET PRICKED.
>> [_] Anon 2223809 This is painful to watch ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2223813 Delicious! I do this ALL day.
>> [_] Anon 2223814 >># By metal you mean stupid, right?
>> [_] Anon 2223815 As far as I can see on these comments, there are too many children on /f/ these days.
>> [_] Anon 2223818 any source?
>> [_] Anon 2223836 >># how fucking stupid are you?
>> [_] Anon 2223838 >># Wow
>> [_] Anon 2223840 thats pretty fucking hardcore.. but the idea of intestinal perforation doesnt sound enjoyable. did he died of peritonitis?
>> [_] Anon 2223843 >># 10,000 needles
>> [_] Anon 2223848 >># jesus fuking christ
>> [_] Anon 2223853 >># >these hand thing they do nothing
>> [_] Anon 2223862 holy christ i almost died laughing >yfw you start the girls gamers flash a few moments before this >wondering if the girl gamers' been potato'd. >sanic starts playing as he takes a bite of the fucking cactus >now i am dead