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[_] Anon 2613538 >2014 >not breaking the Ottawa Treaty Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2613540 >># >2014 >enjoying the outside world
>> [_] Anon 2613548 2 seconds in I could already tell this was some stupid as fuck PSA. >WE'RE DOING BAD THINGS BUT WE WON'T SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES AT ALL check >slight slow mo check >oversaturated check >gay ♪life is good♫ music check and >kissu, look how normal we are, this could be you! check >retarded as fuck ending check Verdict: This machine creates potato knishes.
>> [_] Anon 2613549 Take that normies.
>> [_] Anon 2613552 oh god another boom beach commercial no im not going to play that stupid game!
>> [_] Anon 2613554 >make it to your teenage years >get drivers license >implication of complete illiteracy neat
>> [_] Anon 2613558 >># I see nothing normal here. People leaving school without anyone noticing or hearing the van. People throwing away their clothes out the window knowing they need them going back or they're screwed. People going into a beach they never heard of somehow but knowing where it is. People seeing one person blowing up and then running into the same sand the one idiot blew up in. Even then, they see the 2nd one blow up and then still try to run. This isn't skipping school stupidity, this is movie and/or retardation stupidity. >># And this.
>> [_] Anon 2613615 >># Fucking knew that it was going to turn sour, then fucking potato knishes out of nowhere.
>> [_] Anon 2613616 this made me feel better about being a neet
>> [_] Anon 2613672 Well that was a bit of alright.
>> [_] Anon 2613674 at first i was mad at them for tossing the map out the window, because that's littering but then it all turned out good fucking litterers
>> [_] Anon 2613733 >># pretty sure that was his shirt
>> [_] Anon 2613734 >># Is this on youtube or something similar? Couldn't find it.
>> [_] Anon 2613736 >># Nevermind, found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STHpMUYe znQ

File: hipsters children get what they deserve.swf-(9.64 MB, 720x405, Other)
[_] Anon 2382090 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2382096 they sure had a blast
>> [_] Anon 2382097 This warmed my heart.
>> [_] Anon 2382101 Hear this Think it's "The Capsules" It's not. Feels bad.
>> [_] Anon 2382104 Some how, I knew they were going to get knished
>> [_] Anon 2382108 >># > Some how, I knew they were going to get knished
>> [_] Anon 2382121 i still laughed even though it was knish,.im really fucking sick of the knishes, its not funny.
>> [_] Anon 2382125 >># you love it in secret, admit it
>> [_] Anon 2382126 knishesh in or out (I laughed) the ad is for real! To me, it is surrealistic. To begin with, if that is what happens when you slack, oh god I want to (maybe more carefully than them)
>> [_] Anon 2382136 >># PSAs are always like this. They go way overboard in making their point. Essentially, they're a joke, made funnier by the fact that that the people telling it are serious. A better message would be "illiteracy kills" or "that sign is probably there for a reason". But no, they had to try to equate skipping school with certain death.
>> [_] Anon 2382178 >># the message was about illiteracy? I thought it was about not trespassing. I mean, even if they can't read, there is a fence...
>> [_] Anon 2382206 >># his point was that it should have been

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[_] Anon 2345282 tfw Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2345294 If you live in a country that installs landmines on a fucking beach (good thing sea lions can read signs, right?), in violation of the Ottawa Treaty, maybe you're better off slacking off. You clearly live in a despotic hellhole and nothing you do is going to improve your lot in life, so you might as well find enjoyment while you can.
>> [_] Anon 2345298 >># way too much gore for me to take seriously. even without the knishes, this shit is hilarious also: the most badass "learn-to-read"-ad ever
>> [_] aTastyT0ast 2345335 >># approved
>> [_] Anon 2345341 Holy shit when that girl was running away in slowmo I was thinking it would be funny if she exploded, AND SHE DID
>> [_] Anon 2345446 >no repercussions for our mistakes Yeah, okay, I can see where this is going.
>> [_] Anon 2345525 They are 20> you gaffot
>> [_] Anon 2345544 >># They're supposed to be schoolkids
>> [_] Anon 2345553 I fucking love Australian advertisting sometimes. This was an ad about staying in school.

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[_] Anon 2340440
>> [_] Anon 2340445 loooooooooooooooooooool dat psa message
>> [_] Anon 2340446 Oh shit, I remember this. Stay in school, kids.
>> [_] Anon 2340447 >># Okay what the fuck I watched the whole thing. Dick.
>> [_] Anon 2340448 nicely done
>> [_] Anon 2340459 Lol, stay in school, indeed. So, that you can be smarter than these teens who didn't bother to read any of the signs posted on the fence. Basically, slackers die explosive deaths.
>> [_] Anon 2340504 You guys can be so cruel I made a sad face :(
>> [_] Anon 2340513 >miss a day of school >get AIDs >tfw
>> [_] Anon 2340515 >don't turn in essay on time >get mauled by a bear >tfw
>> [_] Anon 2340517 >don't turn in essay on time >potato knishes
>> [_] Anon 2340525 Landmine is worstgirl.
>> [_] Anon 2340553 As soon as you hear the word "repercussions" in the lyrics, you know something's up. No actual songwriter would write that way without some kind of corporate safety agenda.
>> [_] Anon 2340556 >># Maybe I'm just turbo autistic, but I could also tell something wasn't quite right because the music seemed off key. Like, if you want music to sound happy you make it sound one way, spooky another way, forboding yet another way, and chill another way still.
>> [_] Anon 2340559 >># You're right. It sounds patronizing, and "repercussions" is kind of spooky with the cheerful music.
>> [_] Anon 2340571 >># Not autistic at all, that's basic film-making/theatrical/musical skills. It's exactly what they do in horror films.
>> [_] Anon 2340575 Should have faded out right before "little black squashballs". Would have been perfect.

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>> [_] Anon 2283999 Fucking slackers!
>> [_] Anon 2284009 hahahah this was gold
>> [_] Anon 2284015 BOOM >Thank God
>> [_] Anon 2284020 Fuckin' Straya cunt!
>> [_] Anon 2284053 RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN? TOO BAD
>> [_] Anon 2284080 Totally inaccurate representation of Australia. From what I've learned on /int/, they should have ran over at least 5 abbos sleeping on the road on the way there. And got stung to death by blue-ringed octopi when they entered the water, while getting eaten by saltwater crocodiles.
>> [_] Anon 2284091 >># Accurate enough, there's land mines all over down under.