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>> [_] Anon 3431844 This kind of stuff always gives me a chuckle, thanks.
>> [_] Anon 3431850 classic
>> [_] Anon 3431862 face tracking is gold
>> [_] Anon 3431875 Religifag thinks we all popped into existence one day when life just learned to adapt to the shitty chaotic conditions that were around.
>> [_] Anon 3431882 Mmm, that's tasty bait
>> [_] Anon 3431897 >># >never been observed YOU FOOL, YOU'VE "MATED" MY KING BY MOVING YOURSELF INTO CHECK. London Underground Mosquitoes, named Culex molestus for their incessant biting. They went from a cold-tolerant, hibernating, sap-drinking species that only suck blood during summer months when they need the protein to lay eggs (and preying mainly on birds), to exclusively bloodsuckers that prey on rats and humans because there are no trees in the subway, who never hibernate but are so adapted to the moderate temperatures of the manmade tunnels they got trapped in they've lost their cold tolerance. On top of all of this, they no longer produce fertile offspring when crossed with their aboveground ancestors. Not only that, the Tawny Owl of Finland. Normally they vary from grey to brown, each side of the spectrum fairing better at blending in with the woods in a given season of the year. But, as global warming heats up the winters, the owls have leaned browner and browner to match the livelier Hell, even warfarin-immune mice, pesticide resistant bedbugs, antibiotic-resistant bacteria, and microplastic-eating plankton. Not only has survival of the fittest naturally selecting for adaptation to new circumstances (i.e. evolution) been unequivocally observed, in these particualr cases we can know for certain that it's still occurring, because the drastic change they're trying to evolving to suit is surviving modern man.
>> [_] Anon 3431898 >># I'll let him know you said that.
>> [_] Anon 3431902 >># I assumed OP held similar beliefs, as would result in him posting it.
>> [_] Anon 3431918 Jesus was a mushroom
>> [_] Anon 3431923 >># You assumed wrong. Barely anyone is a fundie anymore. They've been pushed so far to the bottom of the barrel that I'd be surprised if they could even get to /f/ in the first place.

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>> [_] Anon 3314696 >># This is a common misunderstanding. Religious faithful people do not understand the word "theory" as it applies to scientific theory. I try and figure out how to fix this otherwise simple misunderstanding. This man means well, but he's mistaken.
>> [_] Anon 3314697 This nigga doesn't understand what a theory is Doesn't understand the primordial soup Doesn't understand mutation Doesn't have a grasp of time Doesn't understand the law of thermodynamics Doesn't even understand what evolution is Likes strawmanning Likes anecdotal evidence Is attention hungry Doesn't understand how school systems work
>> [_] Anon 3314702 Tries to justify there is order by saying we revolve around the sun and days are a cycle. Doesn't realize a 500th of a second is added to the day every century.
>> [_] Anon 3314703 it's like I'm 16 and triggered by bible thumpers again it brings me back. fuck this retard faggot it takes a lot for me to actually be mad these days about religion but this mongoloid has achieved it
>> [_] Anon 3314707 >># Well lets face it, evolution is a lot more plausible than some giant white-beard guy or Allahu Snackbar just snapping his fingers one day for muh religion Religion is literally the oldest lie in the book, and it does nothing except divide humanity, just look at the Crusades, look at the "alleged" holocaust, look at Myanmar's ethnic cleansing, look at terrorism, you know I'm right I can't even handle all these truths right now Religion-fags
>> [_] Sammy 3314709 >># Fair enough that Evolution can't currently be observed, because our own evolution could only be viewed with some kind of theoretical time-lapse of Earth's history, following one life-form as it grows, reproduces, dies, and thus as a species evolves. However, even if we can't currently do such a thing, tangible credible evidence exists, namely, the countless skeletons of homo sapiens' predators that display physical evidence of evolution, such as development of brain convolutions, increased cranium to facial bone ratio (Intelligence), and the development of vestigial organs Meanwhile, no physical evidence of Religion exists >># Fair enough, but don't be an ass
>> [_] Sammy 3314710 >># >predators Fuck I meant predecessors
>> [_] Anon 3314723 what an idiot LOL
>> [_] Anon 3314731 I don't give two half shits about evolution or religion or which one is right/wrong because the duration of my own life will have been too short for either one to hold any measurable modicum of importance within its scope. I was however very much fucking triggered by this fuckhead's smug fucking attitude... What a ginormous faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3314732 >parenthesis this fucker is just spewing words that he thinks sound smart lmao
>> [_] Anon 3314733 I have to applaud this guy for his ability to parrot Kent Hovind.
>> [_] Anon 3314734 yo if god intelligently designed the dodo then why'd they all get stomped flat in the 1600s
>> [_] Anon 3314744 >># Actually it has and continues to be observed. Polar bears fur changing color, peppered moths, galapagos finches, and most of our damn agriculture. These are all observations that have been made in a few lifetimes. Of course then you run up against the "oh but we're not observing it right NOW so obviously I can't accept that evidence" well I'm not observing you fucking yourself in the ass right NOW so how do I know you've never done it before? (inb4 someone says falsification)
>> [_] Anon 3314750 >># this fat guy doesn't understand that evolution is happening right now around us. Which is being observed. Just wait until a superbug is created and and we will see how fast this fat guy dies from being a de-evolved human with no healthy condition.
>> [_] Anon 3314752 >># He looks like he's one of "those" guys you know lgbt
>> [_] Anon 3314768 Evolution describes the origin of species not the origin of life
>> [_] Anon 3314772 >chaos can never bring order is he retarded? well, of course he is but saying something like that is extra stupid. He talks about thermodynamics to justify his reasoning yet fails to realise the same laws he's quoting break his argument. Things lose energy, heat, that means that a chaotic state cannot be sustained indefinitely. chaos becomes order given enough time.
>> [_] Anon 3314777 >># Well that pretty much summed up my own argument to this, much more effectively aswell
>> [_] Anon 3314778 this is the one time im lovin the hate stay classy, /f/
>> [_] Anon 3314790 >># He at least didn't sound as moronic as I expected. I expected absolute, unadulterated idiocy.
>> [_] Anon 3314795 >># >Things lose energy, heat, that means that a chaotic state cannot be sustained indefinitely heat and energy is only ever transferred, not created or destroyed. In order for something to lose heat and energy, something else must be gaining heat and energy, chaos can be sustained indefinitely it's called heat death >chaos becomes order given enough time. entropy increases with time, high entropy is known as "chaos" and "disorder" while low entropy is known as "order". So order becomes chaos given enough time. The issue in his argument is his perversion of the term order and the assertion that the big bang was chaos. In a strict thermodynamic point of view the big bang is the most ordered form of the universe that could possibly exist
>> [_] Anon 3314798 >># the problem is that everyone is too "either or" with ideas. And for as self righteous as this guy is, Atheists are the exact same way. I didn't watch much of what he was saying, but one thing he seemed to try to be saying was that to believe in evolution requires just as much faith as belief in god. There is no "proof" for either, so to claim that either is irrefutably true is foolish. Is there a higher power out there? probably. Is it at all like what mainstream religion portrays it as? probably not. I guess my point is that you are all as close-minded as religious fundamentalists, which is ironic given the "open-minded" rhetoric of most atheists.
>> [_] Anon 3314800 based kevin james riling up the athiestniggers
>> [_] Anon 3314801 >># >This man means well I guess you don't know this man very well, then.
>> [_] Anon 3314802 >># I worded it poorly, what I meant is that things tend to reach points of relative balance. even thermodynamic exchanges. A non-thermo example would be how liquids will arrange themselves according to density given enough time, even if you forcefully mix them. I'd use the planet itself as a living example of this tendency given it's current state compared to when it was first created and was a clusterfuck of magma and tectonic activity, but since he's a biblefag he'd just deny it and say the planet was created as-is.
>> [_] Anon 3314805 >># also Charles Darwin was religious and the pope has said its not incompatible with catholicism.
>> [_] Anon 3314809 >># >Muh moderate position
>> [_] Bread 3314812 >># falsification
>> [_] Anon 3314813 >># Who is this man? i cant seem to pay attention long enough to remember or hear his name
>> [_] Anon 3314814 >># Josh Feuerstein
>> [_] Anon 3314821 >># >Religion is literally the oldest lie in the book, "Religion" Is the oldest book. "Religion" does divide sure, we can agree on that cliche blanket statement. However "religion" and "religious" texts have catalyzed the "evolution" of the human brain. From cuneiform to hieroglyphics to phonetics "religious" texts have inspired the greatest arts and literature in the history of mankind.
>> [_] Anon 3314824 people who are faithful to models are just as bad as people like in the vid. i doubt a single person in this thread is an actual scientist, and not just some joe shmoe nobody who believes the men in the lab coats over the men in the holy robes.
>> [_] Anon 3314826 >># amen...kek
>> [_] Anon 3314827 >># don't reply to me if you don't have anything to say
>> [_] Anon 3314830 >># i fucking agreed with you. One doesn't need to write a paragraph to say something relevant and constructive.
>> [_] Anon 3314831 >># >># This is something I said regarding this thread before seeing your reply and agreeing with what you said.
>> [_] Anon 3314834 >This thread Wow, it's like I'm on the pre-2005 internet all over again!

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>> [_] Anon 2481635 atheists are stupid in general, but so are people who claim they know. belief in anything is a scary idea because does anybody really know? personally i don't think anyone truly knows and may not ever know. i can accept the fact that i don't know. it's really that simple. the more i know the more i realize how much i don't know. so in that sense, checkmate humanity.
>> [_] Anon 2481636 >># Go back to the gates of hell, Socrates.
>> [_] Anon 2481638 >># Way to be an atheist. If you don't accept the almighty Christian God, then you are an atheist, silly atheist.
>> [_] Anon 2481639 What's the name of the song?
>> [_] Anon 2481641 >we can't observe it But we can and do. That's why people can catch a new strain of influenza every year and bacteria became resistant to antibiotics.
>> [_] Anon 2481645 so wait, didn't adam and eve eat from the fruit of knowledge? thus knowledge destroys faith and once you go black you don't go back so i guess i can't erase my knowledge to let me become a mindless child again.. shall we play with our toys children?
>> [_] Anon 2481648 I can honestly handle everything this jackass is spouting, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOUR PHONE'S IN THE WRONG FUCKING ORIENTATION
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2481651 so what are agnostics then? Also, the way he moves that phone around, it's like he's simulating a 3d version of his head. Thus, God is Dead. Bwom bwom.
>> [_] Anon 2481653 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j8ZMMuu 7MU
>> [_] Anon 2481661 >># Goog goin' coward. Take a fucking stance you pussy.
>> [_] Anon 2481663 >># America - the post
>> [_] ThatOneGayFaggot 2481666 I swear this .swf gets like 50 comments a day.
>> [_] Anon 2481668 >># May God (who doesn't exist) bless us all!
>> [_] Anon 2481677 1. i don't fully understand that phone analogy. 2. i always hold onto the optimistic idea that there may be a god, i just don't...know? so i wouldn't say he's dead. 3. i was preoccupied watching that video haheh. 4.the one thing i never realized is if Christians or people who believe in something, why is it that they go to church or say one thing and then go off and do the complete opposite, or it's more like no one actually applies what they learn into there everyday life, that always threw me off. 5. i rarely go on 4chan but can you really can't take anything anyone says seriously? i guess if you believe in something.. 6. and uhh i'm alot younger than you'd probably realize.. i just was saying funny shit really but please as i said i'm always optimistic to learn, comprehend or understand something new so please educate me of my possible ignorance?
>> [_] Anon 2481681 >># >666 BEGONE SATAN
>> [_] Anon 2481689 >># b-b-b-but it isn't new eyes and intelligence! That doesn't count! Fucking christcunts will move the goalposts every single time you use that example. They seriously think Macroevolution is a physical process that happens. Macroevolution is just the difference between one point in time and another that is over several generations.
>> [_] Anon 2481690 >># its good to be pagan
>> [_] Anon 2481691 >># How do you call its follower? Pager? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6Z dI
>> [_] Anon 2481698 >># >666 Aaahahahahahahahahahahahaa- >Rest of thread I'll call out the retardation of the average atheist once I'm done calling out the bullshit of the average christian, thank you very much
>> [_] Anon 2481702 see that's the funny thing, you'd think, well at least if i truly knew god that i'd whole heart-idly help this kid out, but no welcome to 4chan fggt xD
>> [_] Anon 2481705 max bait >># 1. Didn't watch the video, but probably because you're retarded. 2. The same way you jab the ruler into your stomach so you're optimistically 4 inches? 3. Haheh. 4. Dissonance, hypocrisy, and lack of self-concept with a lack of moral oblige and an over-inflated sense of self over others due to the belief that they alone are destined towards an eternity of pleasure and thus justified in everything they do. In reality, they'll probably just rot in the ground after making the world a slightly worse place to live on. 5. 6. You seem like you're 12.
>> [_] Anon 2481717 just go with whichever idea sounds less crazy to you. if you wanna believe some super god man made everything, go for it if you wanna believe some creatures evolved over millions of years, go for it its not like these things matter anyway. its just more bullshit to argue about
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>> [_] Anon 2481727 max bait? or altruism. didn't watch the video? read all the comments.. if you base all your views, beliefs what ever all in one perspective you're only getting a square and not the box. ahah this is pretty funny xD also because that's more of a compliment, lets say i was 12 then my oh my, i must be a genius for my age. smarter than the average 30 year old. so go on keep feedin the fire big boi. your petty remarks will hopefully make you aware of your arrogant behavior. an oh my, someone who is actually real? o.0
>> [_] Anon 2481736 the thing is, go with what ever idea seems less crazy? it seems as if having faith in something, anything is partially what makes us human. fantasizing is what makes humans, human. you ever wonder why as in most societies,or lets say M'urica for this example as we tell our children little white lies as a social norm like the tooth fairy, santa claus etc..? it's almost as if we are preparing our children for the bigger lies. justice, mercy, duty, that sort of thing. lets take a grain of sand and grind it down to the finest grain and sieve it through the finest sieve and show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy and yet, yet you act as if there is a greater power by which it may be judged. but we have to believe in that or then what's the point? thus my point exactly.
>> [_] Bullseye !XCsU9HD7uE 2481759 >guarenteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2481762 >># Something i never understood about the atheism, Why do you care what other people believe and find their happiness in and why do you want to destroy that for them?
>> [_] Anon 2481765 >># fedora-tier atheists (see: reddit, people under 20) feel the need to validate their lives by belittling others and feeling superior because of their views. It's the same reason that SJWs persist in doing what they do, it gives their lives meaning and makes them feel like they're making a difference. Atheism is a good and valid idea, but most atheists are utter cunts
>> [_] Anon 2481769 unless there'll be religion, which doesn't lie in it's basics, I will not acknowledge it. There might be sime kind of god or gods, but for now universe we know is simply set of coincidences and accidents.
>> [_] Anon 2481770 >># and degrees of probability that can be scientifically measured and verified
>> [_] Anon 2481776 #perfect_world *trying to hide sarcasm*
>> [_] Anon 2481777 >># >communities are stupid in general I fixed that for you. Whenever people come together for any idea or belief, the stupid people tend to shout the loudest and are easier to notice for those not involved with them.
>> [_] Anon 2481781 Insha allah mother fuckers
>> [_] Anon 2481786 Seems like he doesn't even know what Evolution really is. Ignorance is bliss.
>> [_] Anon 2481812 First, a theory is one of the most stable and trusted forms of information. It is something that has been carefully formed and rigorously tested. Saying that "evolution is just a theory" is nearly contradictory. Secondly, the Law of Thermodynamics only applies to a closed environment. We constantly receive energy and radiation from outside the planet, primarily from the sun, meaning that Earth is not a closed environment.
>> [_] Anon 2481821 >># Fucking this. Take any fandom, community, political party, etc. and this right here will be true.
>> [_] Anon 2481876 is that the guy from king of queens
>> [_] Anon 2481877 >># the way his phone camera stays centered on his face so well is almost giving me motion sickness
>> [_] Anon 2481889 >just a theory Almost nothing in the world makes me more disappointed than that phrase.

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>> [_] Anon 2421193 >># not quite
>> [_] Anon 2421194 is that the actor guy? If so, he isnt as funny as his on his show
>> [_] Anon 2421195 oh god. here this goes again.
>> [_] Anon 2421200 bait do not respond
>> [_] Anon 2421201 Why do people give a shit about other people's religious views again?
>> [_] Anon 2421206 >># no one really care their just being assholes and when the really do their just butt hurt. that's just how it is man
>> [_] Anon 2421207 Atheism is a cult.
>> [_] Anon 2421211 >># you mean like Christianity?
>> [_] Anon 2421213 >># That used to be reasonable. These days, when this creationism bullshit is destroying your school system and separation of church and state, you Americans really need to get off your ignorant fat asses and start caring.
>> [_] Anon 2421214 >># I remember about eight years ago I was on a subway train in NYC, since my family and I were visiting our uncle. The guy next to my sister sneezed, so she did the polite thing and said "God bless you." The guy turns and says "Dude, I'm an atheist." Assholes, I'm telling you.
>> [_] Anon 2421215 People who use science to hate on religion are complete assholes, but this Christian is a fucking idiot.
>> [_] Anon 2421217 >># thanks dane cook you know anymore of his jokes
>> [_] Anon 2421218 You're entitled to your own religious views not your own facts. Don't mix these up US. That part when he talks about thermodynamics topkek At least have the courtesy to have a >highschool understanding of what you are talking about.
>> [_] Anon 2421219 "It's called a theory" "Never been observed" Theory doesn't mean "guess" kids
>> [_] Anon 2421230 >># quite the libertarian approach
>> [_] Anon 2421237 hmmm never been observed....well if god does exist we never observed him making man so why should we believe in it?
>> [_] Anon 2421238 >># Just the Burger King and the Denny's one.
>> [_] Anon 2421240 >># sure, why not
>> [_] Anon 2421245 >># It's a lost cause. They'll tell you it's freedom of speech or such shit (wonder how all the civilized world has higher press freedom indices despite not giving publicity to bullshit), but the truth is, these days most Americans would rather believe anything, hell, they'd rather die than read a book. Lost cause, mate.
>> [_] Anon 2421247 >># That's what I was thinking too. Is he that fat actor?
>> [_] Anon 2421253 >it was never observed except with, you know, fossils and carbon dating stopped watching there
>> [_] Anon 2421254 >># that's quite ignorant of you to assume we're all the same. That's like me saying everyone in the uk is a chav
>> [_] Anon 2421258 >># You mean they're not all chavs?
>> [_] Anon 2421262 >># come now don't be that guy
>> [_] Anon 2421284 Well... this guy has a point.
>> [_] Anon 2421285 Limp Bizkit sure let himself go.
>> [_] Anon 2421287 > guaranteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2421289 >># People everywhere really do get retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2421300 Can someone please fucking explain to me this recent trend of ironically pretending to be a pious person online? It's not funny and it seriously needs to stop.
>> [_] Anon 2421302 >It's called the law of thermodynamics, maybe you've heard of it lost it
>> [_] Anon 2421315 >># May Allah have mercy on your soul, infidel.
>> [_] Anon 2421325 the guy makes very valid points but man he loses it at the end. I just want to observe a world where god made evolution. Check mate Christians.
>> [_] Anon 2421339 >mfw viruses evolve everyday checkmate tardo
>> [_] Anon 2421343 >># Viruses aren't alive.
>> [_] Anon 2421347 >># still an organism that evolves.
>> [_] Anon 2421348 Evolution has been observed. Unless you claim that Dogs do not exist. Humans have influenced the evolution of dogs
>> [_] Anon 2421349 This guy is fucking retarded But he talks fast So it must be a good argument
>> [_] Anon 2421353 >># He does not, friend.
>> [_] Anon 2421354 >shot in portrait Tab closed. Atheism is still a passionate belief system. Hedge your bets and stop giving a fuck, agnostics ftw.
>> [_] Anon 2421355 >># Doesn't mean they're unable to exhibit evolutionary characteristics.
>> [_] Anon 2421356 >># Listen to that enunciation, dude is def a smartguy pro.
>> [_] Anon 2421358 Yeah look, you can just stop talking about this guy's argument. Even macroevolution has been observed in fish, but the process is no different from bacterial evolution which is a known, important fact you even have to account for. But even if it were true that evolution is only some theory, which it ain't - only the USA and possibly some raghead states consider it not scientific fact - claiming that's a valid reason to believe in the Christian god is beyond retarded. It's such a major non sequitur, to put it like this guy, it's like saying a bus didn't hit you this morning so that means your prayer worked so that means the Bible is fact. There's absolutely nothing to discuss here. The good news is he'll probably die of a heart attack.
>> [_] Anon 2421359 >># Yeah not believing in the fucking batman or another fictional character is a passionate belief system, while saying he might be out there, you just don't know is real smart.
>> [_] Anon 2421362 >># >while saying There is no saying at all. That's your department.
>> [_] Anon 2421364 >># Correction: Every other department.
>> [_] Anon 2421367 >># That's also called atheism, specifically naive atheism, very reasonably since if you don't talk about a magical man existing you're basically assuming he doesn't exist. You're not preparing for the possiblity the guy is out there despite how you pretend to not know, you're applying Occam's razor like the rest of us. "Agnostic" is a label you take on yourself in the US to not be an evil "atheist" and that's the short of it.
>> [_] Anon 2421368 you know you can explain a lot if science and religion were to unite
>> [_] Anon 2421371 >># >a label you take on yourself It's the label the rest of the world wants to throw on "zero fucks given". Feel free to rewrite it to whatever you want, because guess what?
>> [_] Anon 2421378 >># >he's proud of being willfully ignorant Yeah, stopped caring too
>> [_] Anon 2421383 >># No you can't. Science is truthful knowledge. Religion is a rhetoric -ism used to enslave with fear and passive aggression the goyim. Keep worshiping the sun you fool. Also >Iwillpostituntilyoulikeit.swf
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 2421386 >50 replies on this shit >Americans >Civilized
>> [_] Anon 2421391 http://www.atheistexperience.com http://www.nonprophetsradio.com This guy used the simplest argument imaginable. He even ended his rant with a definition. Uni means one. YEP! GAME SET MATCH DUDE! Which god am I supposed to worship again?
>> [_] Anon 2421392 test
>> [_] Anon 2421400 ITT: keyboard crusaders
>> [_] Anon 2421402 *gets the popcorn and Magic Hat number 9* Yeeeep...this is gonna be good
>> [_] Anon 2421405 >># Since when /f/ has metafags as you?
>> [_] Anon 2421407 Science is the HOW of things. Religion is the WHY of things. Neither of them are mutually exclusive. This person is also a complete fucktard and an insult to the not retarded Christians that know their religion is just a framework of decency and not literal facts. (besides maybe some of the history stuff) Still couldn't care less if there is or isn't a god. Deity worship is fucking stupid. Do something productive with your life, like helping some poor cunts through charity, working, educating. Wanking is more productive than worship.
>> [_] Anon 2421412 >># since last week, off ya go now.
>> [_] Anon 2421413 >># >Still couldn't care less if there is or isn't a god. >Deity worship is fucking stupid. Do something productive with your life, like helping some poor cunts through charity, working, educating. You can't say deity worship is pointless unless you assume there's no deity who would care about worship. Yet in your first sentence of that fine example of dissonance you say you couldn't care less about whether there actually is a deity or not. 1+1 = whoops you're retarded. Unless you actually assume there is no such deity, in which case just say it.
>> [_] Anon 2421414 >># He actually didn't misspeak when he called it a theory: he misunderstood. Evolution is a theory in the same way that gravity is a theory: we don't fully understand how it works, but we have observed it. The word he was thinking theory meant is hypothesis, which is a possible solution which has not yet been observed. Don't get me wrong, this guy is totally talking out his ass. All I'm saying is next time you guys hear somebody talk about how evolution is a theory, tell 'em to wikipedia 'the theory of gravity', because that's a theory too.
>> [_] Anon 2421415 >># The theory of the origin of species is conceptually different from the cold hard fact of observed evolution in nature.
>> [_] Anon 2421417 hurr durr can not be observed. ofc it can, what a fat fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2421426 >># Eh, as far as I'm aware, there is no accepted *scientific* theory of the origin of life. We can't observe that, and the earliest evidence we have is only like 3.7 billion years old, which was a couple million years after life is estimated to have started.
>> [_] Anon 2421431 Lol, looks like Kevin James
>> [_] Anon 2421440 But...Adam and Eve. How did we all come from two people. About as asinine as "one cell"
>> [_] Anon 2421441 He is actualy right and i will not explain why, and bee pushed in the defend your self postion because ever single word he said clearly made sense,and it is what i believe in too:checkmate Atheists. No answer will follow i am not interested in reading answer from haters coming at me.
>> [_] Anon 2421444 >># >according to the law of thermodynamics, chaos can never produce order Does he know that ice crystals are highly organized structures and that they are forming in nature every moment?
>> [_] Anon 2421447 guys guys listen, i have the sickest point: this nigger is talking some random bullshit, cause noone ever cared about religion and evolution stuff (at least i did not) im not religious and not atheistic because life has to be taken far easier you can argue for a moment like a scientist and in the next moment like a religious person which doesnt really matter i am my own god
>> [_] Anon 2421449 >># >I am right, I do not want to explain. >You do not need to explain either since I will not listen. >Therefore these statements are practically useless therefore you have very little reason to response with any argument. Thanks bait.
>> [_] Anon 2421452 Lol :) Thx for a reason to report Troll. You just prooved with your post what an egoistic self-centered beeing you are, and its reported, answers?not to you anymore or anyone else who jumps on his hate trains. bye bye
>> [_] Anon 2421458 >># nice
>> [_] Anon 2421459 Its the third guaranteed replies.swf of the day. Someone post the jahova mom swf and make it 4.
>> [_] Anon 2421462 >># Maybe if we haven't had that gun control flash yet we could make it 5!
>> [_] Anon 2421463 >># Except atheism didn't spark a 100 year war where Christians raped pillaged and murdered in the name of their god.
>> [_] Anon 2421464 >># It's videos like these that make me not want to go to church. OP is such a faggot he could be a Catholic Priest
>> [_] Anon 2421466 >># Cuz bible lol
>> [_] Anon 2421470 I have never in all my days seen so many replies to a post in /f/
>> [_] Anon 2421472 >he he I posted it again
>> [_] Anon 2421473 >># Christians and atheists get butthurt easily, what else is new?
>> [_] Anon 2421474 80 replies later......
>> [_] Anon 2421477 >># >implying you need to worship a deity because it exists.
>> [_] Anon 2421479 Hey some actual sense.
>> [_] Anon 2421480 >># You forgot the third group: gods Too bad i'm the only one, and everyone else beeing a pleb, but sometimes those discussions can be quite amusing
>> [_] Anon 2421484 Evolution exists, but not to the point that you get other species. Well that's my thought anyway.

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>> [_] Anon 2419214 But evolution was observed :[ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Mend el
>> [_] Anon 2419225 >The parameters and parentheses of science I giggled.
>> [_] Anon 2419227 >># Ok where is his youtube channel so i can badly commant on him.
>> [_] Anon 2419229 >># damn fucking typo sorry
>> [_] Anon 2419230 For fucks sakes, someone teach these Americunts the meaning of the word theory. 1. a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world, based on a body of facts that have been repeatedly confirmed through observation and experiment.
>> [_] Anon 2419231 I feel bad for Christians, really. They have such better arguments that work within modern theories of the world.
>> [_] Anon 2419233 >># But that's not what evolution is. Evolution is just a theory :^)
>> [_] Scarra !!vhUdXljB5vX 2419236 >># stop posting, stupid what >># posted is the definition of theory; the exact thing you claim evolution is.
>> [_] Anon 2419237 >># His initial argument is that evolution is not real because it cannot be observed. (clearly thats wrong) But applying the same logic he stands so "firmly" on, God cannot be observed either so he isn't real. . .
>> [_] Anon 2419241 >># God can be observed. He just doesn't appear to the unfaithful.
>> [_] Scarra !!vhUdXljB5vX 2419242 >># his initial statement is that evolution is a THEORY because it cannot be observed, not that it is not real. in the same way, god is believed through faith because he can not be visually observed. think before you post, it will save a lot of butthurt
>> [_] Anon 2419243 >># Blessed are those who believe but do not see. Slam dunk, agnostics.
>> [_] Anon 2419244 >Failing to checkmate atheists >Not just saying the big bang was by intelligent design. its like he doesn't even know to how to his own
>> [_] Anon 2419245 >># >Dosen't appear to the unfaithful >implying an almighty divine creator of the multiverse has taken the time to appear before you in some form of manifestation or "vision" Oh you ;)
>> [_] Anon 2419247 >># >># There isn't much point refuting a creationist youtube video on 4chan. It's like shooting fish in the wrong barrel.
>> [_] Anon 2419248 His version of God doesn't exist. Gods don't meddle in human affairs, why would they? Only Americans and Germans could turn such a fundamentally human thing like religion into such a joke.
>> [_] Anon 2419249 >># Of course he does. He is both ubiquitous and immortal.
>> [_] Anon 2419250 >># I grew up christian and accepted evolution anyway. The only reason I stopped being religious was because I realized I didn't have any reason to believe in any of that to begin with. I still think Catholics have pretty good private schools, though.
>> [_] Anon 2419251 It's funny how it came to be that be that Christians would feel oppressed by science; that they are now the radicals in popular belief, after centuries of oppressing other religions and logical thinkers with nothing to show for it, no progressive thoughts or discoveries.
>> [_] Anon 2419252 >># >># >># >># >># >aaaaaall those arguments yet you feel so euphoric to just try to apply the same to the godly men. that guy took you to the school niggs.
>> [_] Anon 2419254 >># I meant >all those arguments ON THE VIDEO
>> [_] Anon 2419256 >># Yeah, first we have the Jews wanting to preserve their faith while they wait for the messiah. Now Christians who want to keep doing the same thing waiting for the messiah to come back. And if you kill yourself because you can't wait you go to hell. It's like waiting for Christmas your whole life hoping you won't get coal.
>> [_] Anon 2419262 >"perfectly working earth" >the dude is a fat fucking mericunt with fat eyelids, annoying ass voice and neckbeard, wearing a backwards hat how about no
>> [_] Anon 2419263 Hes right about the first bit. The second bit though, about getting rid of it and absolute faith in God is bullshit though. People should decide for themselves what they wanna believe.
>> [_] Anon 2419264 >># Just like the Pythagorean Theorem. > It's just a theory Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 2419266 checkmate atheists! :B
>> [_] Anon 2419268 >doesn't understand the theory of evolution >rants regardless nope.
>> [_] Anon 2419272 >Universe >One statement kek
>> [_] Anon 2419273 >"You guys seriously believe people were formed over billions of years of weaker organisms dying and more sophisticated organisms surviving and breeding? Let me tell you my analogy about shitty cars and a tornado that randomly made a nice car in a few seconds, boom fucking checkmate"
>> [_] Anon 2419274 ITT cumstained neckbeards circlejerk over their euphoria
>> [_] Anon 2419275 Isn't the point of the phrase "intelligent design" to say that evolution could have been an act of god?
>> [_] Anon 2419279 >># >Sees people talking shit about religion >Doesn't read thread >Calls them all neckbeards >"That'll show them!"
>> [_] Anon 2419280 Please link me to his youtube page so I can like the video?
>> [_] Anon 2419281 >># No, you have to find it yourself. Just as Adam and Eve had to find Jesus in the desert.
>> [_] Anon 2419283 >># where is this buzzword "euphoria" coming from? is that now somehow derogatory? P.S. Unless you're completely delusional or on drugs, the closest you could hope for in terms of euphoria is an intense orgasm.
>> [_] Anon 2419284 >># >Theorem Please do not confuse a Theorem which is Deductive reasoning. With a Theory which is Empirical evidence.
>> [_] Anon 2419285 What's Paul Blart bitching about now?
>> [_] Anon 2419287 >># I'm sorry you don't know how it feels to be enlightened by your own intelligence.
>> [_] Anon 2419288 if god don't exits, how me a dog learned english?
>> [_] Anon 2419289 >># why are you on 4chan...lol
>> [_] Anon 2419290 Why can't it all exist with each other? I don't see how one can block another, you know, religion and science. >># What tells you they won't interact with regular humans.
>> [_] Anon 2419291 > guaranteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2419292 >># To spread the good news, brother :)
>> [_] Anon 2419293 The world is in the most dynamically stable state (and no, it isn't perfect (whatever that means), but makes perfect sense that it could arise naturally), and the modern theory of evolution doesn't include the evolution from one cell. Creationism shouldn't be taught in school, because it doesn't need to be taught in school. The concept of creationism is so basic, anyone can intuitively grasp it without education. Schools aren't there to push religious beliefs on students. Scientific theories such as Evolution, the Big Bang, and Molecular Theory are intricate, and take time to understand through observations, and building on previous observations.
>> [_] Anon 2419296 >># >b-but muh shoulders of giants Were you there when life was evolving? I didn't think so.
>> [_] Anon 2419297 >># Statistically, more intelligence leads to less happiness, but I'm glad you can enjoy your intellectual auto-erotica.
>> [_] Anon 2419298 >># That made no sense as that never happened in the bible
>> [_] Anon 2419300 >># >># "Theory" has another meaning in mathematics, which is related to that of a theorem. A theory there is just a set of axioms, and a theorem is a consequence of the theory. But that's not at all related to the meaning of "theory" in empirical sciences.
>> [_] Anon 2419301 >># John 3:16 boom, checkmate
>> [_] Anon 2419303 >># CALL 911!!! >(base drops) >(gregorian dubstep insues) >(fedoras start to get hot and untipable)
>> [_] Anon 2419304 >># >Don't feed the trolls.
>> [_] Anon 2419306 Its obvious that most people are borderline retarded. Recent gallup polls show that >40% of Americans believe that we were created by God in the last 10,000 years. <20% believe in evolution. Now, here's the real question - do you use your intelligence to try and teach others the truth and actively make the world a better place through science/research etc., or do you use your intelligence to take advantage of others and ride the escalator to power and fortune?
>> [_] Anon 2419308 >># MY FEDORA WHY WON'T IT TIP?
>> [_] Anon 2419310 >># Life is still evolving all around you. Where was HIV/AIDS in the 1800s? Why do people get vaccinated every flu season? The evolution of diseases is observed, as well as the evolution of many plants and animals alive today.
>> [_] Anon 2419311 >># When you put it that way, you sort of have a point. At least Christians try to spread what they believe in. When atheists "evangelize" it's pretty much just to patronize believers and not to actually help them learn.
>> [_] Anon 2419313 >># You can't even see diseases. You can't observe them with the eyes god gave you, so you make satanic "microscopes" to find them.
>> [_] Anon 2419316 >># I know. Makes me feel embarrassed when I see those survey results.
>> [_] sage 2419318 >># I should have remembered that religious post on 4chan tend to be satire.
>> [_] Anon 2419346 >hasn't been observed and so can't be considered science this nigga...
>> [_] Anon 2419360 >># Atheist extremists fail just as bad as christian extremists. Stop using the internet to try to change my mind about GOD. I believe in god that doesn't make me stupid or a bible humper it makes you a fag for trying to indoctrinate me and millions of others.Yeah I believe in god but I also believe in freedom to do what I want and think how I want without discrimination.Besides everyone knows that a little Christianity kicks ass,because us Christians have Christmas, the best fucking holiday ever.And if your and atheist and you celebrate Christmas then your a fucking hypocrite!So no present for you!
>> [_] Anon 2419363 >># You're not the boss of me >:3
>> [_] Anon 2419364 >># AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG
>> [_] Anon 2419370 >># ..and I suppose you have to be a Pagan to celebrate Halloween also? You are free to believe what ever you want, but that doesn't stop it from being untrue. If you get butthurt because a vocal minority threaten your incorrect presumptions about the nature of existence you should either lern2debate intelligently or shut the fuck up and ignore it.
>> [_] Anon 2419377 >># I feel this is the trend recently. I went to school in Texas, and even then our district taught evolution theory in depth. Hell, even our literature class required us to read Inherit the Wind. The school was always neutral about it.
>> [_] Anon 2419378 >># believing in god /does/ make you stupid. You fail to think critically on such a monumental scale that it beggars belief, you follow the teachings of your book while ignoring many of its messages, disregarding them as "metaphor" or non-literal, or just outright skipping over the bits you don't like. You're a hypocrite second and a moron first.
>> [_] Anon 2419391 >># This only applies to people who grow up into religion and accept it blindly. There are others that believe in a god for different reasons and with varying degrees of intensity. For example, deists pretty much believe in every science that you believe in, it's just that at the end of the day instead of believing that the universe was always in existence, they believe in a God that flicked the first domino.
>> [_] Anon 2419393 >># The point of the bible is to prepare people for salvation, but whatevs.
>> [_] Anon 2419396 It is beautiful and hopeful that america is dying with all its obscurantism.
>> [_] Anon 2419398 >># >implying the bible is true >forgetting it was written hundreds of years after the events which it supposedly records >getting shrekt
>> [_] Anon 2419404 >open swf >fat neckbearded american wearing a backwards baseball cap >HEY GUYS I HAD AN ATHEI- I think this might be a record for how fast I've ever closed a flash
>> [_] Anon 2419405 Thats not even the correct etymology of the word universe. Where did he pull that out from?
>> [_] Anon 2419410 If one part of the the word universe is latin then why is the verse in English. What? Latin-English? The verse in latin is not "a type of poetry" Be consistent please.
>> [_] Anon 2419413 >argues god doesnt exist due to not seeing him hearing him or proof hes there >scientists state theres a think called dark matter that you cant see or hear or have proof it really exists god is dark matter and exists. the end
>> [_] Anon 2419415 >># You must be very slow then as the fastest i ever closed is about 4x faster than that when someone posts on of those stupid flashes that shout "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" before the audio even loads up
>> [_] Anon 2419420 Fuck all of your opinions about creationism/pure evolution. Agnosticism due to a lack of truly definitive evidence is where its at. Why care so much when you can say "there isn't enough evidence", leave it at that, and focus on more important things like procrastination on homework by playing video games.
>> [_] Anon 2419422 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2419425 >># I'll give you a hint, it was his sphincter
>> [_] Anon 2419426 Thought experiment time. Separate religion and christ from 'biblical literalism'. Takes a lot of poison out of the concept.
>> [_] Anon 2419429 >># Are you doubting the bible, the most sacred word of Jehovah?
>> [_] Anon 2419430 >># the edge is too real
>> [_] Anon 2419433 >People who in 2014 don't understand the difference between a scientific theory and a conjecture Fucking hell. You had one fucking job education system.
>> [_] Anon 2419436 Another mind too small to understand just how large their universe is
>> [_] Anon 2419437 Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is God able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is God both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is God neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
>> [_] Anon 2419438 Anyone else think that was kevin james?
>> [_] Anon 2419439 Order out of chaos is the universe, Everything that exists today has adapted to the chaos. Just because the world seems "perfect" for us to exist is because we 'adapted' and 'evolved' to work best under these conditions. This man needs to understand this. Faith is great for those who need it, but it is also a powerful weapon for those who know how to manipulate it.
>> [_] Anon 2419440 >># >free will necessarily creating possibility of evil etc I mean really Epicurius is like babby's first atheist argument and it sucks you're an embarassment to agnostics and fedora tippers
>> [_] Anon 2419451 >># Rather take a theory over a religion that has 0 evidence of being real.
>> [_] Anon 2419455 >># epicurius a shit >what is free will? also, since this life is temporary, whatever happens here is effectively without consequence (other than to decide which eternity you will reside) agnostic btw
>> [_] Anon 2419464 Somewhere in a parallel universe a tornado swept through a junkyard and created a perfectly functioning but still shitty Lamborghini, praise be to our lord and saviour Takeo Ischi
>> [_] Anon 2419465 hes got a point though
>> [_] Anon 2419467 >># You cheeky fucker.
>> [_] Anon 2419471 >90+ posts on /f/ ever
>> [_] Anon 2419472 Guaranteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2419474 >># You just want this to get to 100.
>> [_] Anon 2419477 >># >># An omnipotent deity could create a universe in which free will exists but there is no evil. Yes, that makes no logical sense, but neither does omnipotence.
>> [_] Anon 2419481 In order for the big bang to work you need dark matter, a "substance" that can not be felt, touched, or observed. Requires quite a bit of faith to believe in something like that ey?
>> [_] Anon 2419482 >still arguing about creationism >2014
>> [_] Anon 2419484 In his example with the tornado going through a junkyard and creating a Lamborghini he forgot that evolution happens over millions of years. So if the tornado went through that junkyard for millions of years I don't find it so hard to believe that the parts would line up eventually.
>> [_] Anon 2419485 This guy gave me cancer. Evolution isn't an accident. It's Addapting to your surroundings.
>> [_] Anon 2419486 >># >yfw somewhere under the earth's crust is a fossilized Lamborghini
>> [_] Anon 2419488 >guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2419492 guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2419493 >># thats like reading a news paper from cover to cover and only choosing to accept only the obituaries because you know a friend died
>> [_] Anon 2419499 >one cell >talking about chaos theory Holy shit, I can't go on, these creationfucks are so dense.
>> [_] Anon 2419505 >># I would agree with you completely, except for the fact that faith has nothing to do with it, when it only stands as an explaination for a phenomena that has been observed; Faith is asserted without reason and defended against all reason. Dark matter is not an assertion, it is a tentative conjecture which has a basis in observable phenomena. If it did not have the quality of existence, we would be left with 'numbers' that require further investigation to understand and explain. "A divine timeless omnipotent intelligent anthropomorphized creator deity did it" is what seems to a glance as a primitive attempt at explanation that simply raises more questions than it addresses, and requires unfalsifiable evidence in the supernatural to 'investigate'. Why does trying to account for matter in a manner that seems to conform to testable reality become faith rather than observation? Faith is insulting to thinkers and truthseekers, bro.
>> [_] Anon 2419506 What are you chucklefucks arguing about? He already got a checkmate.
>> [_] Anon 2419512 >implying that creationism and evolution can't coexist >implying that all Christians are this stupid >implying that anyone regardless of religion is wrong for filling in the gaps science hasn't solved yet with a deity of their choosing >implying that its not also possible that God created humans with the capacity to understand and research scientifically to such a degree that it would make humans challenge God's existence Atheism doesn't make any sense yo
>> [_] Anon 2419524 Its funny how in murrica its just a theory, but in the rest of the world evolution is a fact.
>> [_] Anon 2419526 >ctrl+f >no banana im disappointed
>> [_] Anon 2419532 ITT: 4chan argues with itself about a topic that shouldn't exist. Atheism is a religion morons.
>> [_] Anon 2419536 >># Don't you start that.
>> [_] Anon 2419539 >># niggers be sayin that.. darrrm
>> [_] Anon 2419540 ALL THIS EUPHORIA >LEL RELIGION >LEL ATHEISM WHO GIVES A FUCK 112 REPLIES YOU COCKMONGLING SHITHEELS. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.
>> [_] Anon 2419541 >># Obviously he's wrong. But you have to appreciate he can argue what little there is to argue.
>> [_] Anon 2419543 >># >Atheism is a religion wut
>> [_] Anon 2419544 >># 113 replies go to sleep
>> [_] Anon 2419545 >># 116 You fucktard.
>> [_] Anon 2419546 >># 117 bottles of autism on the wall...
>> [_] Anon 2419547 Fedoras got BTFO
>> [_] Anon 2419549 >># Hey Scotty.... Jesus Man [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2419551 >># It felt good to say that to him, doesn't it? You could say it felt... Euphoric. owned
>> [_] All of 4chan 2419556 >># You CHOOSE to BELIEVE that there is no god. And I'm athiest myself.
>> [_] Anon 2419558 >># You failed hard.
>> [_] Anon 2419559 >># re·li·gion (r-ljn) n. 1. a. Belief in and reverence for a supernatural power or powers regarded as creator and governor of the universe. b. A personal or institutionalized system grounded in such belief and worship. 2. The life or condition of a person in a religious order. 3. A set of beliefs, values, and practices based on the teachings of a spiritual leader. 4. A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion. Idiom: get religion Informal 1. To become religious or devout. 2. To resolve to end one's immoral behavior. Hurrrrrr
>> [_] Anon 2419560 >># Not him, but there is way more to religion than just believing something.
>> [_] Anon 2419561 >># [tips fedora] >># Well let me know when you come up with a religion that isn't full of crap.
>> [_] Anon 2419563 >># Is this supposed to be ironic?
>> [_] Anon 2419564 >># >lol not believing in god is also a religion xD no it's not >LOL FEDORAMEME Great comeback shithead.