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>> [_] kdz 3308704 LMAO, looks like the channel is off though.
>> [_] Anon 3308782 >># Why did this faggot have to start making videos? I liked it better when he made fun of environmentalists and children's artwork, granted I was in middle school at the time.
>> [_] Anon 3308803 more like Life Cucks

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>> [_] Anon 2919706 >YOUR'E LIFF GUT HERKED
>> [_] Anon 2919712 lmfao that was funny what;s his youtube channel?
>> [_] Anon 2919716 filthy franks new video is really great guys, thanks for posting!
>> [_] Anon 2919733 >># You are based god. Thank you.
>> [_] Anon 2919741 You know, he's right, but at the same way he's being just as condescending about things nobody cares about.
>> [_] Anon 2919758 he forgot to mention how apple seeds contain an enzyme which gets metabolized into hydrogen cyanide in the liver
>> [_] Anon 2919762 >># >What is Madox

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>> [_] Anon 2670046 oh maddox never change
>> [_] Anon 2670064 this was genuinely funny
>> [_] Anon 2670078 I wish he'd go back to writing articles and making videos instead of doing those fucking podcasts. I can't be fucked to listen to him talk about one subject for a whole hour.
>> [_] Anon 2670081 But is there a lifehack on eating a dick?
>> [_] Anon 2670083 >># just it eat sideways
>> [_] Anon 2670109 >># >># Eating it sideways practically eliminates the dick's core
>> [_] Anon 2670110 >># >># the core is full of dirt and pesticides you fucking idiot
>> [_] Anon 2670112 >># Fuck you, I like the podcasts.
>> [_] Anon 2670158 I've been eating cupcakes the wrong way all this time!

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>> [_] Anon 2659409 Did that nigger just instult cupcakes
>> [_] Anon 2659411 >># >fatass alert
>> [_] Anon 2659415 I actually watched till the end
>> [_] Anon 2659417 I love Maddox.
>> [_] Anon 2659424 10/10 this video is good
>> [_] Anon 2659437 ever been on the internet and thought; "I really want to hear someone complain about unimportant shit..." Me neither.
>> [_] Anon 2659467 it's funny how this is posted every time Life Hacks.swf is posted. also funny how that flash, which contains many useful tips, gets so few comments and this flash, which contains some bloke trying to be funny, gets so many. can't compete with what pleases the masses
>> [_] Anon 2659507 What's wrong with the banana method?
>> [_] Anon 2659537 >># its shitty
>> [_] Anon 2659542 The one with the ketchup is actually useful. Everything else is outright stupid.

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[_] http://youtu.be/CB6TiRJNI-Q Anon 2515772 FEMINISTS BTFO Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2515775 I do wonder that. Tried an apple once. It was too crunchy, so I tried using a fork and knife to make it more manageable. I still have yet to eat an apple that taste good anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2515797 >># >at that youtube link it's really important to point out when social justice warriors are retarded, was good to watch
>> [_] Anon 2515827 Cupcakes do suck. Why the fuck do people even make them instead of a proper cake?
>> [_] Anon 2515828 >># Because a whole fucking cake is gross. Why do you think people drink from tiny shot glasses?
>> [_] Anon 2515830 >># How the fuck is a full cake gross? It's the same thing as a cupcake, only not split into a dozen pieces and slathered with twice as much icing as actual cake.
>> [_] Anon 2515832 Fuck off with your advertising bullshit, you unfunny kike.
>> [_] Anon 2515833 >># A cupcake is a complete package. When you slice a regular cake it's just this awkward triangular prism thing. It's not even cute like a cupcake.
>> [_] Anon 2515865 >># The banana lifehack is actually useful though...he didn't have a lot to say about that one, and rightfully so. Pinching the end of the banana is so much easier than trying to rip it open from the stem.
>> [_] Anon 2515874 >># Whats better is when you split the banana in half and just peal the two halfs.
>> [_] Anon 2515908 >># i only had problems opening bananas when i was five years old are you kidding me?
>> [_] Anon 2515917 Dear christ Maddox. I remember him from his early days when his site made dogshit look palatable. Does he still have that retarded pirate logo and has he gone back to Thailand to molest boys again yet?

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>> [_] Anon 2489560 Holy shit I thought this guy died or something.
>> [_] Anon 2489617 >># Kind of wish he had.

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>> [_] Anon 2478110 my sides
>> [_] Anon 2478113 >># >cutting out the commentary at the end Suck dick. http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cg i?u=lifehack Based Maddox
>> [_] Anon 2478115 maddox changed my life. for years now he is continuously pointing out precisely why thing xyz is retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2478159 >># okay he makes a good point about everything except the banana bananas actually do peel way smoother if you pinch the "bottom" peeling from the stem is way harder by comparison.
>> [_] Anon 2478172 >># Correct. It is definitely WAY harder to twist off the fucking stem. This guy is just plain ignorant for assuming that humans always do things the right way. Hell there's plenty of things we use that were inspired by nature.
>> [_] Anon 2478184 why the fuck have we digressed to posting fucking youtube v-bloggers this is facebook tier clickbait shit kill yourselves
>> [_] Anon 2478186 >># >># >actually having trouble peeling a banana Kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 2478216 >># >># A ripe banana has no problem being opened from the stem. If you wait for it to ripen it was peel easier and taste better. l2fruit
>> [_] Anon 2478221 >># not everybody wants their bananas to be as sweet as donuts. I actually like a slight hint of bitterness.
>> [_] Anon 2478247 >># hownew.ru
>> [_] Anon 2478257 he was better in the old text old format. He looks like a tired dork reading off que cards.
>> [_] Anon 2478272 >># >># >># >># >># >># I think you guys miss the point, it's a fucking banana and it's still a banana no matter how you peel it. the important part is if you eat it from top to bottom or sideways cuz there is so much dirt in the top part but you'll get 30% more dry that way
>> [_] Anon 2478289 >># >russian
>> [_] Anon 2478292 if it wasn't for crazyrussianhacker, humans wouldn't know how to make a stove out of a cinder block so this dude can eat shit

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>> [_] Anon 2468297 Mind=blown
>> [_] Anon 2468309 Who the fuck eats the core of an apple?
>> [_] Anon 2468311 Appleseeds contain cyanide
>> [_] Anon 2468315 >># microscopic amounts you fucking moron
>> [_] Anon 2468316 >># my old roommate at the whole thing actually, weirded the fuck outta me
>> [_] Anon 2468318 >># That's nothing, my roommate eats cheetos with chopsticks.
>> [_] Anon 2468319 >># wha...why?
>> [_] Anon 2468321 >># Doesn't want the dust on his fingers. Guy is a fucking moron.
>> [_] Anon 2468323 >># Good lord. people like that exist....good to know
>> [_] Anon 2468325 >># Huh, that's actually a pretty good idea.
>> [_] Anon 2468331 Who the fuck doesn't like cupcakes?
>> [_] Anon 2468334 Goddamn I hate all of these faggots labeling dumb shit they do/saying "__ like a boss"
>> [_] Anon 2468353 maddox, ladies and gentlemen.
>> [_] Anon 2468356 >># He didn't really get into the banana lifehack. I wish he did cuz ever since trying that I never peel a banana any other way. It's actually useful. Maybe he just threw that one in there cuz he was running out of material...ironic, considering that seems to be the place most of the people he was criticizing were coming from. >># That's....that's actually a pretty good idea. Guess some life hacks do work.
>> [_] Anon 2468357 >># Do you enjoy the crud left on your hands from eating cheetos? I don't understand why this would make you upset.
>> [_] Anon 2468360 I don't mind if you keep reposting this, as long as you know about maddox.xmission.com
>> [_] Anon 2468365 >># Sucking the crud off your fingers is the best part, and it bothers me because he's eating finger foods with a utensil. Do you eat M&M's with a spoon? Wash your god damn hands if you don't like it.
>> [_] Anon 2468368 >># >banana lifehack are you too fucking stupid to open it from the other end
>> [_] Anon 2468370 >># >The best page in the universe >made entirely in html >1997-2014 welp
>> [_] Anon 2468376 >madox This nigger is still alive? holy shit
>> [_] Anon 2468378 >># That's actually pretty genious. I hate getting that shit on my keyboard and mouse while playing.
>> [_] Anon 2468379 >># yeah its an awesome idea! but to save on wood (to help the environment, of course ;)) use your fingers! They do the same thing as chopsticks, you have more control over them and if you're worried about getting cheeto dust on them then use a napkin! So basically the point I'm getting at is...how the fuck does that sound like a good idea in the slightest?
>> [_] Anon 2468381 >># then wash your fucking hands
>> [_] Anon 2468382 >># ^This. The whole fucking points of a life-hack is that it's practical. Those videos make things so much more complicated than it's supposed to be.
>> [_] Anon 2468385 >># I do. Without eating the seeds.
>> [_] Anon 2468389 >># maybe it isn't the crud to begin with, it's just that he is a weab faggot like everybody else here.
>> [_] Anon 2468391 >># If you have time to pick up some chopsticks and then proceed to pick up your cheeto then get back to your game, then you surely have the time buy some fucking wet wipes and just wash your hands after you eat one
>> [_] Anon 2468395 why the hell does he complain about the dirt by the stem right after he teaches you how to clean it out?
>> [_] Anon 2468403 >># the entire point of the (flash) video is to point out that none of the lifehacks mentioned actually make your life easier. Cleaning out the apple just so that you can eat the seeds and core isn't any better than just ignoring the seeds and core
>> [_] Anon 2468404 There were actually a few "hacks" he glazed over that sounded perfectly fine or he had fucking idiotic rebuttals for, which was pretty dumb. Otherwise he was on key for most of it.
>> [_] Anon 2468406 >># >sucking the crud off of your fingers Not only are you a fat fuck. You are a fat disgusting excuse for a human being. Off yourself now you disease ridden cow.
>> [_] Anon 2468407 >># Reminds me of my friend from Skype. He eats the entire kiwi; skin and all.
>> [_] Anon 2468409 >># The cheese on your fingers is the exact same as on the cheeto. Maybe if you stopped fingering your asshole you wouldn't have to worry about licking your fingers.
>> [_] plop2 2468411 >># eat a fucking bag of em' then cunt - its enough to kill a parrot from just 1.
>> [_] Anon 2468413 Apple cores are actually extremely bad for you. The pesticides, the artificial fertilisers, everything used in their production is highly concentrated in the middle, meaning you're eating all the shit that they spray on it (sometimes literally, too).
>> [_] plop2 2468416 to the people that don't understand why eating the part of the apple that surrounds the stem is fucking disgusting: keep eating it please :)
>> [_] Anon 2468422 >># use disposable gloves for greater mobility
>> [_] Anon 2468423 >># Glad you watched the video, too.
>> [_] Anon 2468431 Banana one is actually good though. You snap the peel in a simple lever motion, and the grey bit at the end stays there. It's no "genious maneuver", but it's handy.
>> [_] Anon 2468437 pesticides, cyanide, hard to chew core, dirt, dust, mmm delicious
>> [_] Anon 2468440 >># But it's good for you if you eat it like that...
>> [_] Anon 2468441 >># Maybe you didn't get it, but he's talking about how some people imitate the way primates eat bananas by opening it up through the bottom, rather than the easier way of just snapping the stem back near the "top" of the banana.
>> [_] Anon 2468449 >># In addition, opening from the end opposite of the stem includes pinching the grey part (since there's no convenient STEM sticking out) which oozes out the sticky end of the banana. It's an alternative way of opening a banana that works, but it's stupid. Just stick to the way humans do it-- we're smarter.
>> [_] Anon 2468450 what a fag
>> [_] Anon 2468451 I bet this guy doesn't even put paper in the toilet before shitting. Have fun getting water in your ass faggot
>> [_] Anon 2468453 >># I eat a banana backwards...
>> [_] Faggot McFaggins !4Kd0vVZhMM 2468454 You guys are just jelly
>> [_] Anon 2468456 If i eat a whole bunch of apple seeds over the year, will i be immune to it cyanide eventually?
>> [_] Anon 2468457 >># Try it.
>> [_] Anon 2468458 >># >># Oh, I started opening bananas by pinching the bottom, and only later changed it to snapping the stem. So that was the alternative in my mind. Still, he didn't explain much in that bit.
>> [_] Anon 2468459 >># what if you drop two turds?
>> [_] Anon 2468460 >># Oh it still works. Unless the shits are massive enough to fill the toilet in which case you'd get shit on your ass anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2468461 >># If i die, im going to sue you
>> [_] Anon 2468469 >># It's not much of a problem for most people but maybe you just take bigger shits than most? I've never had a problem with "splashback" unless it's diarrhea or forceful liquid shits.
>> [_] Anon 2468471 >># I don't normally have a problem with it it's just that it's so awkward the time it does happen. Thus i just prevent it anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2468472 My friend opens up bananas from the stem (I guess that's the 'top') He has to pull it really fucking hard to rip it and gets squished banana all over his fucking fingers What I do is bite off the small part on the bottom along with the little brown bit and spit it out into my hand and throw it away (teeth only, no contact with insides of mouth) It works in less than a second and I can peel the banana instantly after and apparently I'm a huge retard for doing it

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>> [_] Anon 2456211 He sure seems butthurt
>> [_] Anon 2456237 all that edge
>> [_] Anon 2456238 The angry edgy nerd
>> [_] Anon 2456243 >># >># >edgy Please stop using this word if you don't know its meaning.
>> [_] Anon 2456251 im in tears
>> [_] Anon 2456254 fucking genius shwing too many morons in the world
>> [_] Katastor !9ymRycUUls 2456260 >># I second this.
>> [_] Anon 2456267 30% is 30%, no matter if it's everyday or not. Although that top-to-bottom is just for some mindless retards who'll go like 'wow mind blown', I eat the apple completely and I don't eat from top to bottom.
>> [_] Anon 2456271 >># The paper towel around the bottle one is supposed to be for alcohol which doesn't freeze in a normal freezer and it works extremely well.
>> [_] Anon 2456274 I feel offended or insulted by this, jews are good people.
>> [_] Anon 2456287 i seriously fucking hope that no one dips their fucking hamburger in ketchup
>> [_] Anon 2456292 >># >># >hey look I'm different, and calling people on their bullshit, because it's REALITY Yup, it's edgy
>> [_] Anon 2456299 get a load of this guy 80% of those life hacks never claimed to be the "right" way to do things, but instead they try to fix daily casual problems, like eating a cupcake without smashing your face against the cream on top. Yes, some "life hacks super mind blown OMG" are forced as fuck, but even more sad is the effort of making a video to tell how people are wrong for trying to do things in different ways Also the tic tac one is right. You can see in their commercials that people actually catch up 2/1 tic tac per time doing the russian technique

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>> [_] Anon 2444020 Oh Maddox, never change.
>> [_] Anon 2444022 >># wow, this guys sound fun at parties
>> [_] Anon 2444033 That was pretty funny, nice find
>> [_] Anon 2444049 "Because I'm not a fucking horse." got me
>> [_] Anon 2444053 >># It's like this exact comment keeps getting posted for this swf. It's like the same breed of neckbeard keeps hoarding to this guy's comment section, and there's not many of you. Oh anon, never change.
>> [_] Anon 2444058 Oh wow this guy's still active?
>> [_] Anon 2444060 i once respected this man for his alphabet. Now I'm just sad for him.
>> [_] Anon 2444079 >># Still not stale.
>> [_] Anon 2444082 maddox has not aged well I wonder how Tucker Max is doing these days
>> [_] Anon 2444088 Maddox teaches the best life hacks.
>> [_] Anon 2444096 >># >he found out about Maddox through Alphabet of Manliness Could you be any more new?
>> [_] Anon 2444160 >/f/ - youtube
>> [_] Anon 2444167 >># I love this guy. However I will never buy his book.
>> [_] Anon 2444211 >># That cooling your "soda" hack is supposed to be for beer and alcohol, since alcohol doesn't freeze easily, and does actually work very nicely.
>> [_] Anon 2444255 That edge is cutting me You know what's more annoying that try-hard kewl swagg guys? Party poopers
>> [_] LeeMCardholder !XIxc6BpKnU 2444262 eugh stop trying to force maddox again. He was funny ten years ago, but this just doesn't translate.
>> [_] Anon 2444294 >># Yeah pretty much.

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>> [_] Anon 2440839 >># this guy knows his shit
>> [_] Anon 2440841 >># shit that was great
>> [_] Anon 2440844 The can opener one is the only one I find useful, it's a lot easier than opening those stupid packages with scissors. All the rest are absolutely useless.
>> [_] Anon 2440870 Does anyone know if he still makes fun of children's drawings?
>> [_] Anon 2440877 >># Hey I eat the cores of apples. Don't really taste much different.
>> [_] Anon 2440879 Youtube link? I need to sub.
>> [_] Anon 2440882 >># https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_c1gds ojLxBGkgzS0NsvUw
>> [_] Anon 2440911 >># >not knowing who Maddox is
>> [_] Anon 2440913 >># for me its very first time seeing him today im convinced
>> [_] Anon 2440961 an yeh mek a semihch
>> [_] Anon 2440986 >># yeah, I don't really see why he got all "why would i have a can opener if i don't have scissors" because you're not opening the package at walmart you stupid fuck, it's the sake of convinience, not some "breakthrough concept". you can accomplish the same thing (albeit much longer) by bending the packaging back and forth. it'll fatigue and break eventually >eventually i admit the russian hacks are mostly dumb, but there's some good ones. for example, "metal fatigue is a thing". oh wait

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>> [_] Anon 2439019 Holy shit this guy is an asshole
>> [_] Anon 2439026 >># hes right tho
>> [_] Anon 2439038 >># >not eating the whole apple because of dirt Is he from detroit or what?nigga don't know how to wash an apple?
>> [_] Anon 2439043 >If you want ketchup on your burger... ask.
>> [_] Anon 2439052 >># agreed i can't believe how much of this shit i watched
>> [_] Anon 2439054 Which restaurant serves burgers without ketchup in the first place? And is it so uncommon to have an actual towel to dry your hands? I've been doing that since ever.
>> [_] Anon 2439059 >># actual towels are pretty rare in public restrooms.
>> [_] Anon 2439060 >># I think the video was talking about private ones, otherwise he wouldn't mention towels. And the public ones usually have those wind blowers that even more suck, (except the dyson ones, they sound like jet engines but actually work)
>> [_] Anon 2439061 I fucking love this guy
>> [_] Anon 2439062 >># he was talking about private ones because he is dumb. the original "life hack" was for public restrooms because who the fuck uses paper towel in their own home? also not all public restrooms have blowers, and most that do have paper towel in conjunction with the blowers.
>> [_] Anon 2439068 To be fair, it's easier to open a banana backwards unless it's green... and green bananas fuckin suck
>> [_] Anon 2439075 Fucking Maddox fuck yes
>> [_] Anon 2439080 >># who the fuck cares about cutting down on paper towel use in public restrooms
>> [_] Anon 2439103 >># nigga you an apple
>> [_] Anon 2439112 >># hippies
>> [_] Anon 2439121 fuck this guy, I like the crazy Russian hacker
>> [_] Anon 2439129 >># Fuck. Fucking fuck yes. Dysons hand driers are god-tier. They Just Work. And this time I am not speaking about Mac Work. Also, I never even realized this fucker was making new stuff actually, when I saw Crazy Russian Hacker, I thought someone just spliced a bunch together. >># Same, but some of his hacks are pretty stupid. Admittedly he was nitpicking with that one. But fuck him, cupcakes are delicious. As are strawberry tarts. Manly as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2439144 >># rekt
>> [_] Anon 2439194 Actually, I don't have scissors, but I do have a can opener. Yeah, I don't know either.
>> [_] Anon 2439201 >># CrazyRussianHacker is only enjoyable because he clearly has autism or some shit and it's cute. Plus he at least tries to encourage his braindead subscribers to learn shit, and for that I respect him.
>> [_] Anon 2439214 >># Still made me laugh
>> [_] Anon 2439216 I agree with everything except the banana thing. It's easier and comfier to peel bananas from the bottom instead of it being "lol stoopeed xD"
>> [_] Anon 2439223 seems like /f/ found maddox