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[_] El Bumpo 3438166 Long flash Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3438196 >># Expected snake to probably finish the call and shoot one immediately thanks doc
>> [_] Anon 3438229 >># man, if the OP of this flash would have recorded the looping call as a gif and put in the effort of manually filling in the quotes again in flash, this could have been an amazing flash this way it's just a pixely video... without the dose it would be a travesty
>> [_] Anon 3438271 >># I was expecting the bird call to be the piccolo dick song.
>> [_] Anon 3438286 >># Wasn't expecting that ending, thanks
>> [_] Anon 3438296 Fucking lost.

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[_] Anon 3432844 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3432868 Wasn't expecting that, got me good lol shame she didn't show up in the sequels, but knowing how they turned out maybe that's a good thing. I still think a great addition to MGS would've been showing the non-operator side of MSF/OH in more detail
>> [_] Anon 3432938 hadnt laughed like that in a long time thanks anon
>> [_] Anon 3432940 >># yo whats that song at the end
>> [_] Anon 3432942 you fucking got me mate, good fucking job.

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[_] Anon 3316831
>> [_] Anon 3316854 always worth the wait
>> [_] Anon 3316861 I should really finish peace walker and phantom pain
>> [_] Anon 3316898 >># Shit, you got me.
>> [_] Anon 3316912 I was expecting Xia mei mei, but this was better.
>> [_] Anon 3316937 got me good

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[_] Anon 3260167 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3260175 >># Why have I not listened to this until the end and why did I choose to do so now?
>> [_] Anon 3260204 This makes me so happy!
>> [_] Anon 3260231 That's a LONG fucking way to go for that joke.
>> [_] BigBoss 3260258 Good Game Great Dialogue Original Joke 7/10
>> [_] Anon 3260277 i knew i had to wait for it! lol
>> [_] Anon 3260294 Didn't see it coming. Pleasant surprise
>> [_] Anon 3260376 I came. Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGo PzI

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[_] Anon 3073217 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3073220 Amazing
>> [_] Anon 3073260 Laughed harder than I should have... the french chick sounds kawaii
>> [_] Anon 3073273 >># I think she's voiced by Tara Strong.
>> [_] Anon 3073282 Sounds like it, doesn't it.
>> [_] Anon 3073309 >># >kojima writing
>> [_] Anon 3073311 >># fucking kek
>> [_] Anon 3073317 >># man, that really hit me in the keks.
>> [_] Anon 3073322 The longest payoff.
>> [_] Anon 3073325 >># why just fucking why
>> [_] Anon 3073330 >># worth it
>> [_] Anon 3073345 That was everything I wanted to know about quetzals.

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[_] Anon 2948949 Wonderful birds Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2948951 BANTI, desu
>> [_] Anon 2948962 Worth the wait
>> [_] Anon 2948986 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2949035 op, you made my day
>> [_] Anon 2949039 10/10 made me smile

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[_] Anon 2938886 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2938922 Worth the wait, but just barely
>> [_] Anon 2938957 you played the long game, anon and you won
>> [_] Anon 2938962 Worth The Weight
>> [_] Anon 2938964 >># how long were you planning this?
>> [_] Anon 2939061 >># Well done. Also, which MGS?
>> [_] Anon 2939076 >># Peace Walker
>> [_] Anon 2939083 I fucking knew it!

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[_] Anon 2933339 Alright, what do you want to know about Quetzals?
>> [_] Anon 2933370 >># NotWorthTheWait.swf
>> [_] Anon 2933397 buildup so long.
>> [_] Anon 2933427 >># >># kek at these plebs not watching to learn about the all-encompassing magnificence of the Quetzal.
>> [_] Anon 2933432 >># Was expecting Chinese Trumpteter.
>> [_] Anon 2933444 >># >># >check sauce on swfchan >fast forward to the end > >profit

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[_] hey, not bad Anon 2916073
>> [_] Anon 2916078 top kek anon, top kek
>> [_] Anon 2916089 >># I waited for it and I was rewarded
>> [_] Anon 2916099 Dammit, you got me.
>> [_] Anon 2916118 God damn it anon
>> [_] Anon 2916185 Ahhh that was unexpected lol
>> [_] Anon 2916186 >># is this cena? I feel like I remember this being cena, but I remember it takes a long while whatever it was.
>> [_] Anon 2916187 >># nevermind. I remembered now. Thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 2916206 brilliant OP
>> [_] Anon 2916231 This is a goddamn masterpiece
>> [_] Anon 2916262 Fukcing brilliant anon

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[_] Anon 2871694 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2871697 haha. did not expect that.
>> [_] Anon 2871760 oh my god that was one elaborate set up haha
>> [_] Anon 2871762 >># Need to do a Xiao Mei Mei as soon as the Quetzal song starts, then finish with a Takeo Ischi
>> [_] Anon 2871801 Was wondering where that was going, 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2871833 a bit long winded, but still very well played. here ya go +10
>> [_] Anon 2871862 10/10 love it.
>> [_] Anon 2871874 Okay now guys I know you're not gonna believe me, but I know takeo ischi in person.
>> [_] Anon 2871877 >># I don't believe you
>> [_] Darth Cerberus 2871907 Wasn't expecting the ending. Good job, it's great.

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[_] Anon 2860765
>> [_] CM !PUNKtm8ulM 2860800 >first whistle wasn't dog died today
>> [_] Anon 2860833 kek wasn't expecting that

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[_] Anon 2858864 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2858906 Thanks OP, needed the daily dose.
>> [_] Anon 2858934 god, i hate you so much /f/
>> [_] Anon 2858937 Fucking seriously?
>> [_] Anon 2858938 never seen this one hahahaha
>> [_] Anon 2858953 I clicked. I smiled.
>> [_] Anon 2858957 no joke though, these birds are cute as shit.
>> [_] Anon 2858982 Takeo? TAKEO! TAKEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO!!
>> [_] Anon 2859044 >># wow that got me anon. was not expecting in the slightest. would have fell over if I wasn't already laying down.
>> [_] Anon 2859047 fuck you OP. >mfw >http://p1.pichost.me/i/61/1853569.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2859093 Soon as I heard "I'll do an imitation!" I reeled back and expected the damn trumpets.
>> [_] Anon 2859096 worth the wait
>> [_] Anon 2859107 "Shall I do a chicken next?" reaction: what the hell..? (smiling)
>> [_] Anon 2859111 i'm not fucking happy about this. not happy.

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[_] Anon 2847214
>> [_] Anon 2847221 when did things go so wrong?
>> [_] Anon 2847222 Listened to the whole thing, wasn't disappointed.
>> [_] Anon 2847238 Flawless.
>> [_] Anon 2847242 Fuckin got me
>> [_] Anon 2847259 >># 9/11 would listen again
>> [_] Stoner Bro 2847275 worth the wait
>> [_] Anon 2847283 Reminds me of anon and Joe
>> [_] Anon 2847313 Y ou G ot M e
>> [_] Anon 2847373 Someone needs to put Xiao Mei Mei in for the Quetzal song.

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[_] Anon 2789181 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2789195 The buldup is very slow but it was worth it, gave me a chuckle.
>> [_] Anon 2789198 WORTH
>> [_] Anon 2789211 >># really? really?!... REALLY?!!! DID I FUCKING WAIT THAT LONG FOR SUCH AN ANTICLIMATIC FUCKING BORING PUN!!!??????? FUCK U OP
>> [_] Anon 2789214 wow this game seems awesome
>> [_] Anon 2789215 peace walker was wonderful.
>> [_] Anon 2789218 >># It is man, it is
>> [_] Anon 2789220 >># >not knowing the end of this flash
>> [_] fuckyounigga 2789222 thank you
>> [_] Anon 2789224 >># I FUCKING KNOW ITS A CLUCK CLUCK ASIAN YODDLERGUY THING FUCKKKK YOU
>> [_] Anon 2789251 This was more wasteful than playing videogames for 25 years.
>> [_] sage 2789285 gotdamn i got got
>> [_] Anon 2789290 >># Genuinely lold
>> [_] Anon 2789467 I want to fuck her voice
>> [_] Anon 2789495 I have been listening to this song every day for a full fucking year just because i frequent this hellhole.

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[_] Anon 2739694 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2739707 Feel bad for falling for that
>> [_] Anon 2739708 >># eh, i feel good for falling for that
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2739711 >># >># I have mixed feelings, but I laughed
>> [_] Anon 2739719 Good shit but ended too fast, just as I was starting to enjoy it
>> [_] Anon 2739732 My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him. ‘If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate. you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- ‘Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28. I have never touched a cigarette. I must say. I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it. because your post gave me cancer anyway.
>> [_] Mr not white 2739763 >># gud pasta m890 boy i allways loved to hear that french girl , she was so funny. and when she make those animals noise omg... Big boss drinking mate and talking about el nahuelito with chico good times
>> [_] Anon 2739764 oh god
>> [_] Anon 2739779 >># Well played, OP. Well played.
>> [_] Anon 2739884 >># You're pretty good
>> [_] Anon 2739890 >inb4 takeo ichi
>> [_] Anon 2739948 >># why ? It was unexpected, and funny, and you are 12 year old if you think "oh woe iz me ive been tricked"

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[_] Anon 2732260
>> [_] Anon 2732262 >># said chickens and i knew it was coming
>> [_] Anon 2732267 >># >># Bull shit. well done annon
>> [_] Anon 2732289 9/10 you got me OP
>> [_] Anon 2732294 fucking got me, gg
>> [_] Anon 2732328 >># was not expecting that well done

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[_] Anon 2730346 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2730348 did kojima just said fuck it I don't really want to do this anymore and had just plain fun with it?
>> [_] Anon 2730349 I want to fuck her voice
>> [_] Anon 2730352 hahaha
>> [_] Anon 2730355 you motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 2730371 I love her french accent
>> [_] Anon 2730389 >># He does that since MGS II He literally just said FUCK YOU to everyone, but it backfired and he got called the master of deconstruction. So to this day he is just pushing the limits in how many ways he can show the middle finger to MGS fags, but people keep clapping and loving it It's fascinating, really
>> [_] Anon 2730394 >># and also did David Hayter realized too late that he's not voicing that Solid Snake he did 20 yea... jesus fuck it's almost 20 years I sure feel old now
>> [_] Anon 2730431 I fucking cried.
>> [_] Anon 2730446 >># I just like how they throw around so many trivia (that one later has to see how acurrate it is) , like the quetzals and mate (drink), it's almost like JoJo's bizarre adventure, there was even a time Araki made a page that said "this has nothing to do with the story, but here's how an Electric Guitar works"
>> [_] Anon 2730450 >># pleb detected
>> [_] Anon 2730457 >># He does that since MGS II? He literally said FUCK YOU? Fascinating, hmm?
>> [_] Anon 2730533 Got me this time.
>> [_] Anon 2730565 >># 10/10
>> [_] Anun 2730599 damn. first post ever that actually rustled me. 11/9 would listen to again
>> [_] Anon 2730601 cant believe i sat through the whole sing long enough to see ze troal
>> [_] Anon 2730607 >>#

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[_] Anon 2699453
>> [_] Anon 2699458 >># well fuck you too. i can't believe i went through this
>> [_] Anon 2699469 >># He's just butthurt. I waited for it. Totally worth it.
>> [_] Anon 2699473 Birds are very important
>> [_] Anon 2699527 6/10 I had a smile, but not a kek.
>> [_] Anon 2699531 Worth it.
>> [_] Anon 2699589 sexy frenchy
>> [_] Anon 2699590 listenin to this bird talkin bout birds
>> [_] Anon 2699598 >># I have 20 quetzales in my pocket

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[_] Anon 2687345 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2687346 >># Sides? SIDES? SIIIIIIDES!
>> [_] Anon 2687347 lol what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2687348 You should've let it rolllll
>> [_] Anon 2687353 fucker... I remember that mission and not being able to find the god damn quetzal even with her words of advice.
>> [_] Anon 2687354 you sneaky nig
>> [_] Anon 2687363 what game is this? she reminds me of helena from doa but not as hot
>> [_] Anon 2687373 I didn't see that coming.
>> [_] Anon 2687379 What a twist
>> [_] Anon 2687396 >># >What game is this >male characters name is Snake Please tell me you're joking.
>> [_] Anon 2687404 >># Because there is only one game with the name Snake in it. What game is it? Is it Metal Gear Solid 2?
>> [_] Anon 2687407 >># It's peace walker. And even if you haven't played the game, you should be able to find out with the most basic of googlings. All the information you need is there in plain sight.
>> [_] Anon 2687441 OH SHIT
>> [_] Anon 2687444 god fucking damn it
>> [_] Anon 2687475 >># >Because there is only one game with the name Snake in it. what? Metal Gear Metal Gear 2 Metal Gear Solid Metal Gear Solid 2 Metal Gear Solid 3 Metal Gear Solid 4 Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker Metal Gear Solid 5 I know i'm missing some but Jesus fucking Christ every game has a "snake" in it whether it's Solid or Big Boss.
>> [_] Anon 2687478 what that accent even supposed to be? german ? did they gave voice actress instructions to be as bad as possible and then beat her for a week cos she was not bad enough ?
>> [_] Anon 2687480 expected knishes got takeo 11/10
>> [_] Anon 2687509 >># French. Yes it's suppose to be that bad. Cecile is actually EVA from MGS3.
>> [_] Anon 2687512 >># >># Whats it like being the biggest dumbest mother fucker to browse the internet?

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[_] Anon 2673628
>> [_] Anon 2673640 The Boss does not need this
>> [_] Anon 2673642 I'm high as fuck and this was like wow amazing thanks
>> [_] Anon 2673647 How can anyone play it unironically? It's like they are doing sick jokes to their stupid fanbase, putting the highest number of pointless shit only to see their reaction, and they still buying it! It's like The Producers, but with videogames!
>> [_] sage 2673648 would have been better if they photoshopped in the lyrics 7/10 could have tried harder
>> [_] Anon 2673679 >mfw I didn't even find one in that mission
>> [_] Anon 2673682 >># What's wrong with it?
>> [_] Surveyor 2673685 IM FUCKING PLAYING PEACE WALKER RIGHT FUCKING NOW HAD DID YOU KNOW
>> [_] Anon 2673690 >># It's your fault for watching. I'm playing PW right now too, I can't beat the chopper battle
>> [_] Anon 2673693 Fantastic job.
>> [_] Anon 2673705 BRING BACK TAKEO BRING BACK TAKEO BRING BACK TAKEO

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[_] Anon 2671381 What do you want to know about Quetzals? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2671384 I fucking died when I saw this a year ago or so Such a good post
>> [_] Anon 2671387 >># I how informative /f/ can be...
>> [_] Anon 2671391 >># I knew something was going to happen, and i honestly didn't expect that. Thanks for the chuckle m8
>> [_] Anon 2671395 that was fucking cool
>> [_] Anon 2671398 >># when do you rape?
>> [_] Anon 2671399 >># God I hate Hideo. Since day fucking one.
>> [_] Anon 2671408 YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>> [_] Anon 2671489 probs to you, i didnt expect that
>> [_] Anon 2671504 PLEASE COME BACK, THESE WERE THE BEST FLASH
>> [_] Anon 2671514 QUETZALCOATL!
>> [_] Anon 2671515 >># Damn you anon, that shit was elaborate!

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[_] Anon 2603078 What do you want to know about Quetzals?
>> [_] Anon 2603086 10/10 you got me
>> [_] Anon 2603091 Good show OP.
>> [_] Anon 2603095 >># I was waiting for something and I was pheasantly suprised
>> [_] Anon 2603104 8/10 got a good laugh and learned about quetzals
>> [_] Anon 2603113 10/10 made my day
>> [_] Anon 2603115 9/11 i died
>> [_] Anon 2603120 I knew this was going to end in an edit, but I wasn't sure which edit. GG OP.
>> [_] Anon 2603121 too obvious 4/10 try harder next time
>> [_] Anon 2603122 >># 8/10 that accent hurt.
>> [_] Anon 2603126 11/10 Kojima doest again. The Citizen Kane of Games. It's Okay - IGN
>> [_] Anon 2603134 God fucking damnit
>> [_] Anon 2603137 10/10 Wow.... The best.
>> [_] Anon 2603146 >># God I hate Hideo Kojima. The games literally take 1/4th of the time to beat if you just skip the pointless fucking dialogue
>> [_] Anon 2603150 >># He gets to say a lot in his games I think. I think MGS2 was really where Kojima was able to say what he wanted to say. And does it matter when there's still a significant amount of play time anyway?
>> [_] Anon 2603157 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2603166 I wanted a date with Ceciel mission... or even Amanda. Instead we got that bitch traitor Paz... and Kaz : /
>> [_] Anon 2603167 how is this a game I don't understand
>> [_] Anon 2603190 >># I want to ejaculate on her lips
>> [_] Anon 2603209 >># then there's this guy
>> [_] Anon 2603221 >># MGS2 is preddy cool because there's still a ton of dialogue but it's not all extremely outlandish or obviously made up. Playing through MGS1 again made me realize how lame some of the dialogue when you're not 10 years old. If only it didn't have RAIDEN.

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[_] Anon 2502077 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2502083 top kek
>> [_] Anon 2502088 HOLY SHIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
>> [_] Anon 2502102 >># Oh my god, i keked
>> [_] Anon 2502132 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2502134 Holy Fuck! That made my day!
>> [_] Anon 2502135 Oh wow you brilliant Motherfucker.
>> [_] Anon 2502139 That was fucking well done.
>> [_] Anon 2502140 Guys, stop. You're making it look like I'm samefagging.
>> [_] Anon 2502144 >># is it samefagging if its a single hivemind
>> [_] John 2502150 This Anon dude sure has a lot of time on his hands to post here all the time.
>> [_] Mike 2502152 >># Tell me about it.
>> [_] Grrrrllg@mer 2502162 lol u guys r so funnnyyyyy
>> [_] Arthur 2502164 >># Please be in London.
>> [_] Anon 2502175 kek
>> [_] Anon 2502177 >># being in London reduces your chances m8
>> [_] Anon 2502181 Birds are not THAT important!
>> [_] Anon 2502182 >># Birds are the most important.
>> [_] Anon 2502195 I was expecting sanic, well played.
>> [_] Anon 2502222 I dont know why i was expecting this after the little talk... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IwGEa1gD Zo
>> [_] Anon 2502224 evry taem
>> [_] Anon 2502253 >># Birds hold all of the importance, just not the limes
>> [_] Anon 2502270 gg 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2502285 >># well fucking done you got me we need more like this
>> [_] Anonyrnous 2502300 >># toucan best bird
>> [_] Anon 2502304 pretty gud
>> [_] Anon 2502305 pretty good but there was too much filla for the build up, cut it down to the beginning of the bird imitations.

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[_] Anon 2491082
>> [_] Anon 2491088 SONOVABITCH!
>> [_] Anon 2491089 Well played
>> [_] Anon 2491101 good game, wasnt expecting this op
>> [_] Anon 2491104 thought it was gonna be hood but then she wanted to do a chicken.
>> [_] Anon 2491115 The buildup was a bit to long for me, but the surpise was therefore better. Good one OP
>> [_] Anon 2491116 well worth it
>> [_] Anon 2491121 That was fucking retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2491122 uhhh... I haven't played MGS since MGS3... wtf is this shit? what is it from?
>> [_] Anon 2491130 10/10 you got me good
>> [_] newfag 2491135 Buck buck buck bucaaaaack.
>> [_] Anon 2491143 >># Big Boss broke off from ZERO and formed his own special forces unit in Bavaria called YSF (Yodelers Without Borders)
>> [_] Anon 2491144 >># 10/10 brett gud, OP Was totally expecting this motherfucker http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110 518015007/dragontales/images/c/c1/QXy8ftY HJeS5OHth3hBK.png.png but was pleasantly surprised instead
>> [_] Anon 2491202 amazing, show us more, these are some good shit
>> [_] OP 2491205 >># I'm the guy who did that Temptation.swf edit. Or did you mean more Peace Walker?
>> [_] Anon 2491211 amazing
>> [_] Anon 2491216 You got me fucking good 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2491222 ahahahhahaha awesome
>> [_] Anon 2491230 Ahaaaha ya got me.