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[_] posting some classics Anon 3505937

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[_] Posting Classics Anon 3495309

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[_] december Anon 3429453 what happens when december comes[?] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3429485 hm
>> [_] Anon 3429491 >># santa brings us gifts. i've always been curious, what's this masterful work of improv dialogue titled? is it just lemon whores?
>> [_] Anon 3429544 >># Yeah, that's about as much acting talent that you can expect from a porn actor.

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[_] Anon 3411749
>> [_] Anon 3411754 Dude can't even keep a straight face while he's slapping her.

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[_] Anon 3407229

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[_] Anon 3402053
>> [_] Anon 3402055 ecks dee
>> [_] Anon 3402064 >># I have to applaud them for holding mostly a straight face during that talk.
>> [_] Anon 3402068 And then she got murdered by her boyfriend.

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[_] Anon 3370455
>> [_] Anon 3370489 God I love a good story
>> [_] Anon 3370515 "HEY WHAT THE FUCK"
>> [_] Anon 3370549 I wish people would stop treating this like a joke, lemon-stealing whores are a real blight on honest citrus farming communities everywhere. How would you people like it if you had to fuck the shit out of a whore every day at your job, huh?
>> [_] Anon 3370552 wish more porn would just accept the absurdity of what they are producing and give me a good chuckle before a fap. tired of all this incest black cock scat story driven porn

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[_] Anon 3361525
>> [_] Anon 3361615 >># That awkward moment when you realize the female co star is dead
>> [_] Anon 3361626 >># bitch choked on a lemon (or a dick)

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[_] Anon 3352955 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3352961 lolwut
>> [_] Anon 3353085 >># >those damn lemon stealing whores >we do have a couple of lemon whores in this community Fucking lel, my sides.
>> [_] Anon 3353121 >># >tfw Haley Paige died over 10 yeas ago

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[_] 20th Anon 3167428 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3167457 Holy shit, saved
>> [_] Anon 3167462 the best thing ive seen in months
>> [_] Anon 3167471 >># >># newfags
>> [_] Anon 3167474 >># 20th saved flash
>> [_] Anon 3167476 Oh this must be the new Million Dollar Extreme vid
>> [_] Anon 3167479 >># meme
>> [_] OP 3167487 This is from my external hd. I only returned to 4chan in 2014 after having been gone for years, my actual 20th saved flash is unknown and lost to the sands of time. I wish I hadn't deleted everything back then.
>> [_] Anon 3167489 >># Hd failure is my excuse. I really need to get a backup drive.
>> [_] Anon 3167505 I have seen this before but not in a couple of years - filthy crossboarder desu. Cheers anon, had a good chuckle at this one.

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[_] It's a real lemon party over here Kek 3142903 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3142935 That took a turn I really wasn't expecting it to.
>> [_] Anon 3142961 >># How did you find this?
>> [_] Detros 3143044 >># swf.chan
>> [_] Anon 3143062 GAG ON HIS COCK YOU LEMON STEALING WHORE

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[_] Anon 3129037
>> [_] Anon 3129102 love it
>> [_] Anon 3129120 :D
>> [_] Anon 3129225 >># something about the way they view life just makes you think maybe I should grow some lemons

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[_] Anon 3102348
>> [_] Anon 3102412 MY FUCKIN SIDES
>> [_] Anon 3102437 i fucking lost it. that was hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 3102439 that was interesting to say the least

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[_] Kek 3014694 Sorry for posting not gay stuff on Thursgay, but not really.
>> [_] Anon 3014695 The best thing is watching them trying to hold their pokerface the whole time.
>> [_] Anon 3014699 This made my day better. I hate my life.
>> [_] Anon 3014714 >># Kek, never saw this before. At the end i was like "ahh that makes so much more sense".

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[_] Anon 2979845
>> [_] Anon 2979858 are they even trying anymore...
>> [_] Anon 2979860 James Deen is a pretty cool guy
>> [_] Anon 2979909 >># They were trying pretty hard not to laugh, at one point...

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[_] Anon 2969541
>> [_] Anon 2969545 >># The porn itself is alright, but intro is gold.
>> [_] Anon 2969557 this is by far the most funniest porno ive ever seen it is top kek
>> [_] Anon 2969669 >># Everyone involved is stifling a laugh.
>> [_] Anon 2969708 >"Has it been about ten seconds since we looked at out lemon tree?" >"Yeah it has been about ten seconds since we looked at out lemon tree." I fucking died.
>> [_] Anon 2969720 >wrong name >wrong tag You should be stoned to death in the public square
>> [_] Anon 2969728 >># The "Hey what the fuck" is what gets me, it'll never get old. The part where he asks her if she's going to keep stealing lemons and she replies with yeah, is pretty great too. I wonder if this was written or improv. It had to be improv.

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[_] Anon 2962188
>> [_] Anon 2962194 https://e621.net/post/show/594128 Some fanart
>> [_] Anon 2962226 glad to see we're catching up to Japan.
>> [_] Anon 2962231 >softlink video converter >Not using ffmpeg
>> [_] Anon 2962240 I'll stop stealing lemons now Too risky
>> [_] Anon 2962244 "HEY, WHAT THE FUCK"
>> [_] Anon 2962280 Underrated post
>> [_] Anon 2962283 Source?
>> [_] Anon 2962288 >># Not fast enough. Not fast enough...
>> [_] Anon 2962309 >># Right?

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[_] When life gives you lemons... Anon 2952157 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2952167 under rated video
>> [_] Anon 2952179 "Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?"
>> [_] Anon 2952194 fuckin kek
>> [_] Anon 2952201 Quite funny
>> [_] Anon 2952208 I love homemade porn sometimes.
>> [_] Dr, Dick 2952210 this is not where i thought this was going. i like it.
>> [_] Anon 2952211 >># wow KEK
>> [_] Anon 2952212 How have people still not seen this before?
>> [_] Anon 2952224 >># Oh hey, glad I found you, can you help me for a second?
>> [_] Anon 2952248 ive never been able to find the full video, sus?
>> [_] Anon 2952268 lemon stealing whores ... ? Gag on his cock you lemon stealing whore.... I think something broke in my head ..... lemons, whores...prized lemons .. wtf..
>> [_] Anon 2952269 >># >homemade Son, those are pros.
>> [_] Anon 2952298 Well that escalated quickly
>> [_] Anon 2952329 >># what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2952355 >># Classic.
>> [_] Anon 2952375 >># /video/lemon-stealing-whore-633227
>> [_] Anon 2952378 >># <3
>> [_] Anon 2952388 >># >jacking it to dead porn stars.

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[_] Lemon Whore Anon 2947055
>> [_] Anon 2947057 >># GAG ON IT WHORE!!!
>> [_] Anon 2947066 lol the guy can't even keep a straight face
>> [_] Anon 2947076 >># that's what you should get for stealing lemons. Forced to suck cocks...
>> [_] Anon 2947104 Topest of top keks
>> [_] Anon 2947147 sounds like crendor
>> [_] Anon 2947148 Sauce?

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[_] Lemons Anon 2945719
>> [_] Anon 2945733 hwat
>> [_] Anon 2945741 HEY! WHAT THE FUCK!
>> [_] Anon 2945753 I don't even....
>> [_] Anon 2945756 ...
>> [_] Anon 2945765 >># this is the future of porns
>> [_] Anon 2945772 0 to awesome, real fuckin fast.
>> [_] Anon 2945792 >porn plots
>> [_] Anon 2945810 James Franco?
>> [_] Anon 2945821 In the grim darkness of our present days, the dollar has fallen and everyone is out to steal food and nutritious items. Scurvy has been a massive plague upon the world and these two twaddlefop lemon land owners dare to not give passing whores the benefit of a good meal? Arrr! Scissor me timbers!
>> [_] Anon 2945831 ThatEscalatedQuickly.swf

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[_] Anon 2940765 Normal porn Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2940767 seriously what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2940775 Key lemon pie
>> [_] Anon 2940777 The guy CANNOT STOP SMILING
>> [_] Anon 2940778 >># >We do have a couple of lemon whores in the neighborhood >If you were a lemon I'd put you on my mantle and cherish you like I do all my lemons >It has been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree If I was saying shit like that I'd be all smiles and giggles too.
>> [_] Anon 2940780 >># >gigglewhileyoufap.swf
>> [_] Anon 2940836 >># Again I'd like to bring up the fact that the lemon whore goes into suck mode before he even has his dick out. Basically she's sucked so much dick her mind automates the process.
>> [_] Anon 2940841 >># this is normal lemon whore procedure. They know the drill. If they're caught, they fuck you. You must not have any lemon trees in your yard.
>> [_] Anon 2940842 my sides
>> [_] Anon 2940853 >># >tfw all she wanted was lemon trees >instead she got strangled to death by her porn producer boyfriend
>> [_] Anon 2940854 >># sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2940888 The guy's "Hey, what the FUCK!?" always gets me.
>> [_] Anon 2940897 video/lemon-stealing-whore-633227
>> [_] Anon 2940955 >># That sounds...exotic, I guess.

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[_] A family favourite! Anon 2935049 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2935055 >># The dude just cannot stop smiling
>> [_] Anon 2935058 Yep, as expected, a working lemon whore.
>> [_] Anon 2935069 >Gag on his cock you lemon stealing whore! nice
>> [_] Anon 2935124 >># i fucking love this
>> [_] Anon 2935133 wow, they're really running out of plots for these porns. BUT THIS ONE IS HILARIOUS!
>> [_] Profussuh Ivun 2935137 I like how she just auto-sucks before he even has his dick out. She must do that so much her mind has a mental automation for it.
>> [_] Anon 2935142 >># THIS omg I laughed so hard.
>> [_] Anon 2935206 >># It's Joanna Angel I'm pretty sure. She's been in the porn biz a long time.
>> [_] Anon 2935256 >># even though this has been around for ages, it always brings me hope that humanity can be creative. at least in porn that is.

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[_] Anon 2801872 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2801897 Man, pornos really have sunk to a new lows these days.
>> [_] Anon 2801899 Why does that bitch look like a ape?
>> [_] Anon 2801921 >># not really, this is a typical, lame dialogue, shot on a $30 dollar budget porn
>> [_] Anon 2801968 >># brb planting lemon trees.
>> [_] Anon 2802037 Whats the flash with the Rave girl dancing to "100% grade a columbian cocaine ladies and gentleman, disco shit" halp guise
>> [_] Anon 2802039 >># because shes in a porno
>> [_] Anon 2802041 >># They've always been this bad. Or were you just born in le wrong generation? Man, back in my dads day, they respected porn as a srs art form.

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[_] lemon horse 2754026 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2754041 This makes more sense than some porn plots
>> [_] Anon 2754049 If only it was that easy to put your cock in a girls mouth.
>> [_] Anon 2754050
>> suck on his cock you lemon stealing whore HAH
>> [_] Anon 2754133 >># i wish this wasnt porn, i would totally watch it if it was just about those people and their lemons
>> [_] Anon 2754200 >># you can identify a whore when she is trying to suck dick when the guy has not take out his dick.

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[_] ? lemon horse 2752603 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2752607 what even?
>> [_] Anon 2752611 james franco has hit rock bottom
>> [_] Anon 2752614 A girl putting lemons down her dress? I guess you could call her a... *puts on sunglasses* Sourpuss. YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2752616 >># UNACCEPTABLLLLLLEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 2752647 >># >Adventure Time tumblr, please go
>> [_] Anon 2752709 i feel it should have ended at hey what the fuck!
>> [_] Anon 2752742 GAWD DAMN this made me laugh!!

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[_] Anon 2751349
>> [_] Anon 2751386 WHERE CAN I FIND THIS?

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[_] Anon 2747594
>> [_] Anon 2747597 This went exactly where I hoped it would.
>> [_] Anon 2747598 Dammit! I planted fucking LIMES! No wonder I been getting hairy ape guys instead of hott lemony whores. WHY! HWY Didn't I plant fucking Lemons!
>> [_] Anon 2747619 >># underrated post
>> [_] Anon 2747622 >># >># samefag
>> [_] Anon 2747627 I had an Apple Tree, and it attracted what I thought were a bunch of hot apple-whore women. I thought wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2747634 >Gag on his cock, you lemon-stealing whore! Who writes this? It's a home-produced porno, isn't it?
>> [_] Anon 2747640 >># i know right. thanks anon.
>> [_] Anon 2747664 I like how the dude sounds like he's on the verge of bursting out laughing the whole time.
>> [_] Anon 2747668 >># And yet, if I knew it was porn going in, I would think was a tongue in cheek comment on how bad porn situations actually are.
>> [_] Anon 2747671 >># C'mon. he knows he's getting his dick sucked in about 30 seconds, the dialogue and situation are complete shit, why not have a little fun with it?
>> [_] Anon 2747708 WAT
>> [_] Anon 2747731 >># Oh yeah for sure, but still. It's funny to see that they're self-aware.
>> [_] knowledgelord 2747734 >key lemon pie gets me everytime

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[_] Watch out for the lemon-stealing whores! Anon 2720626
>> [_] Anon 2720632 kek
>> [_] Anon 2720635 Dumb bitch shouldn't have stole the lemons.
>> [_] Anon 2720638 >># >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming >renaming
>> [_] Anon 2720640 >Key lemon pie What the fuck nigger, it's key lime
>> [_] Anon 2720642 >># >renaming
>> [_] Anon 2720644 I honestly did not realize this would turn into a porno.
>> [_] Anon 2720647 >># That's the joke faggot
>> [_] Anon 2720651 >># Key lime pie is no joke motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 2720652 >># Me either
>> [_] Anon 2720655 >># You got me there
>> [_] Anon 2720657 Boku no lemon sauce? Inb4 lemon party.
>> [_] Anon 2720659 >># who would want lemons after they've been whored up like that? Also, why do I get the feeling porn is being made specifically w/ /b/ in mind now....
>> [_] Anon 2720665 When life gives you lemons, make a porno.
>> [_] Anon 2720677 GREAT, thanks you peace of shit!! now im going to have a weird boner every time i see lemons... fuckin...lemon boner..FUCK!
>> [_] Anon 2720729 At least it didn't turn into a Lemon Party

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[_] Anon 2711008 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2711013 wat
>> [_] Anon 2711015 love how the actors are trying not to laugh the entire time, is this legit or meant to be taken somewhat seriously? you never know with porn these days
>> [_] Anon 2711018 i'm at a loss for words.
>> [_] Anon 2711019 >># For some reason, porn directors seem to think you should have an intro or even a plot to your pornography (i.e. womb raider). I don't think they realize that's not what people come for. But then again, if they keep making things like this, I might not skip the first five minutes next time.
>> [_] Anon 2711021 its not funny lemon whores are a real problem.
>> [_] Anon 2711035 >># Yeah, my brother was selling fruit at a flea market when a rabid lemon whore started attacking him while trying to steal his lemons. He died due to having so many lemons stuffed down his trachea. R.I.P Mikey Watterson 1990-2006 You will be missed :(
>> [_] Anon 2711039 source?
>> [_] Anon 2711045 >># http://www.keezmovies.com/video/lemon-st ealing-whore-633227 have /f/un
>> [_] Anon 2711051 >># Eh, I like porn with a back story. Not sure about a lemon stealing whore back story, though.
>> [_] Anon 2711212 Lemons
>> [_] Anon 2711281 I like this new generation of porn actors, almost like they're self aware, but still kick ass at what they do. Who says you can't have fun with your job?

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[_] where my lemon whores at? Anon 2652356
>> [_] Anon 2652360 JUST IMAGINE
>> [_] Anon 2652367 >># where i live, people will steal anything seriously, i've seen a guy try and steal toilet paper, a guy who made like 80k a year stealing toilet paper
>> [_] Anon 2652378 >># The actors are barely able to keep straight faces during that scene.
>> [_] Javo 2652380 Is this lemon party?
>> [_] Anon 2652394 So ridiculous the guy can't even get hard.
>> [_] Anon 2652400 I have to watch this in about seven second intervals because the combination of amusement and cringe is sending me into a coma.
>> [_] Anon 2652422 >># do you live in some slav country or something?
>> [_] Anon 2652427 >># Yes, the USA is known for its many peoples.
>> [_] Anon 2652429 >># >seriously, i've seen a guy try and steal toilet paper, a guy who made like 80k a year Huh, he must have been an anarcho-communist or something.
>> [_] Anon 2652430 That was some pretty dumb shit At 1st I thought "Hm,.. potentially funny jewtube video?" then about halfway in I thought "Nahh, maybe porn" and behold I was right. That's gotta be as dumb as the prune juice thing I saw on efuckt http://efukt.com/20667_The_Prune_Brother s.html
>> [_] Anon 2652434 i love how he can hardly keep from laughing the entire time
>> [_] Anon 2652435 >># Just google it pussy
>> [_] Javo 2652444 >># http://lmgtfy.com/?q=it+pussy You have not answered my question.

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[_] Anon 2614263 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2614280 This is nice.
>> [_] Anon 2614292 that esclated quickly
>> [_] Anon 2614317 best plot NA
>> [_] Anon 2614368 "IT'S A WHORE!"
>> [_] Anon 2614377 gonna need some strong elixir to ward of them there lemon whores...
>> [_] Anon 2614413 >># lemon source?
>> [_] Anon 2614420 kinda want to try a lemon pie now
>> [_] Anon 2614437 looks sorta fappable...source please.
>> [_] Anon 2614438 >># you fucking disgust me
>> [_] Anon 2614448 >># You must be new here.
>> [_] Anon 2614468 I wish I had a lemon whore.

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[_] Anon 2603667 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2603671 Relatable
>> [_] Anon 2603681 >># Well this just made my day.
>> [_] Anon 2603689 tfw lemon stealing whores will never choke on my cock
>> [_] Anon 2603749 >># if I were as high as they seemed in the beginnig, I would totally ask who they get it from.
>> [_] ronald mcgoddamndonald 2603751 can't say that was the weirdest thing I've seen all day.
>> [_] Anon 2603755 >># ask the lemon whores if they know any crack whores
>> [_] Anon 2603831 I just wanna smoke weed and chill with James Deen. Is that wrong?
>> [_] Anon 2603845 okay now i'm gonna plant a lemon tree. i don't even like lemons.
>> [_] Anon 2603851 I am scared to ask, but source?
>> [_] Anon 2603865 >># >lemon stealing whore have fun fapping to dead chicks.

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[_] Anon 2592956
>> [_] Anon 2592958 Is it sad I was hoping this was longer?
>> [_] Anon 2592961 >># What?
>> [_] Anon 2592967 http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?vi ewkey=42141344
>> [_] Anon 2592968 >># Search the full video on TPB
>> [_] Anon 2592970 >># http://www.keezmovies.com/video/lemon-st ealing-whore-633227 wrong link
>> [_] Anon 2593045 >># Why would anyone watch something locked in 2006 mode

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[_] Fucking Lemon Whores! Anon 2590883
>> [_] Anon 2590884 I would have sex with James Deen and I'm not even gay
>> [_] danny_gunner 2590891 GAG ON HIS COCK YOU LEMON STEALING WHORE
>> [_] Anon 2590896 every porn story
>> [_] Anon 2590902 Sauce for the weeks http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/9370346/L emon_Stealing_Whores
>> [_] Anon 2590904 HEY WHAT THE FUCK!
>> [_] Anon 2590922 fapping to dead porn starlets
>> [_] Anon 2590942 this remind me of john lemon with that song when he say "Imagine a world with no lemons"
>> [_] Anon 2590945 >I think its been about 10 seconds since we gazed lovingly at our lemon tree. Holy fucking shit.
>> [_] Anon 2590949 >># It's a whore!
>> [_] Anon 2590983 >># thank you anon
>> [_] Anon 2590986 >># At least they are legitimately saying, porn has retarded backstories so at least we are going to have fun with it.
>> [_] Anon 2591032 >># This

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[_] Fucking Lemon Whores! Anon 2586727
>> [_] Anon 2586743 >gag on his cock you lemon stealing whore errytime
>> [_] Angel Luvs Senpai 2586780 That Escalated quickly.
>> [_] Anon 2586809 what
>> [_] Anon 2586844 SAUCE
>> [_] Anon 2586880 Fuck you OP, stop making me laugh. I don't have a bad sense of humor...
>> [_] Anon 2586895 Fucking kekd
>> [_] Anon 2586898 >># >HEY WHAT THE FAHWK!!

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[_] Anon 2567996
>> [_] Anon 2567999 Pretty good.
>> [_] Chollux 2568024 I want to totally see this all the way through. Is there a part II?
>> [_] Anon 2568067 I also want to see more
>> [_] Anon 2568082 http://www.absoluporn.com/en/video-31533 .html
>> [_] Anon 2568135 >># This actually brought a tear of joy to my eye. Thank you, anon.

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[_] Anon 2566789
>> [_] Anon 2566799 >># That was actually pretty funny.
>> [_] Anon 2566800 I was not expecting that ending...
>> [_] Anon 2566801 No porn should take itself seriously.
>> [_] Anon 2566854 potion seller, I'm telling you I need only your strongest potions.
>> [_] Anon 2566905 >># YOU CAN'T HAVE MY POTIONS TRAVELER, THEY'RE TOO LEMONY FOR THE LIKES OF YOU!
>> [_] Anon 2566914 I HATE it when whores steal my lemons.

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[_] Anon 2565694 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2565698 Fuckin' lemon whores
>> [_] Anon 2565704 >># I would fap but... that pornstar is dead.
>> [_] Anon 2565710 And I thought mexicans were the worst.
>> [_] Anon 2565713 >># Probably got caught stealing lemons and was shot
>> [_] Anon 2565715 >># So?
>> [_] Anon 2565727 I WATCHED IT FOR THE PLOT. I REALLY HATE CLIFFHANGERS!
>> [_] Anon 2565729 SUCK HIS DICK LEMON WHORE
>> [_] Anon 2565759 I... I don't know what I expected
>> [_] Lemonwhore 2565767 By far the most interesting thing I've seen on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2565777 I..
>> [_] Anon 2565876 Welcome to /f/ ware the /p/ is everywhere and the context dosent matter
>> [_] Anon 2565878 >># Isn't that the gril that fucks horses? She was also seen in that feminist riot when that guy exposed himself to the crowd. I could be wrong.

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[_] Anon 2563162
>> [_] Anon 2563170 >Haley Paige >brb fapping to dead pornstars
>> [_] Anon 2563171 squandered acting talent
>> [_] Anon 2563188 >># squandered, what are you talking about? they couldnt have been put to a better use
>> [_] Anon 2563194 >PLOT
>> [_] Anon 2563200 >implying I would want sauce for this
>> [_] Anon 2563234 This is truly the greatest work of art in our modern age
>> [_] Anon 2563248 That escalated quickly
>> [_] Anon 2563251 >># Which one is dead? the lemon whore or the ape?
>> [_] Anon 2563298 >># >ape, my fucking dies lol yeah the ape, she was murdered by her boyfriend who also happened to be a porn director.
>> [_] Anon 2563304 >># sides*
>> [_] Anon 2563329 >># I was moved to tears at its beauty

File: lemon whores.swf-(9.72 MB, 320x240, Porn)
[_] Anon 2561566 those fucking lemon whores! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2561575 ....sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2561577 >># How did this take so fucking long to make it here.
>> [_] Anon 2561581 found it myself posting for the lemony goodness http://www.keezmovies.com/video/lemon-st ealing-whore-633227
>> [_] Anon 2561618 >># First seen: 26/9 -2014 05:13:30
>> [_] Anon 2561634 I had to stop watching. It was too ridiculous... my sides... I just died... I can't take it. XD
>> [_] Anon 2561689 ........................................ ......................................... ......................................... ......................................... ......................................... ......................................... ........................................W AT
>> [_] Anon 2561690 So when does this get funny?
>> [_] Anon 2561720 Is that Mulder?
>> [_] Anon 2561730 HEY WHAT THE FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2561732 holy shit, i stopped watching the first time because i thought it was some amateur youtube channel. i'm glad i gave it a second chance.
>> [_] Anon 2561734 >># >that twist ending
>> [_] Anon 2561777 >># Setting up for a sequel, they is
>> [_] Anon 2561778 in a row?
>> [_] Anon 2561779 >># >the plot
>> [_] Anon 2561780 Fucking key lemon pie. FUCKING KEY LEMON PIE
>> [_] Anon 2561786 >># "You get that one" "Thank you" Amazing story writing right here.

File: lemon whore.swf-(9.72 MB, 320x240, Porn)
[_] learn to OC /f/aggots Anon 2560412 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2560419 the producer for this porn was an acid junkie
>> [_] Anon 2560420 i now have a boner when i drink lemonade
>> [_] Anon 2560424 I would OC but im computer illiterate retard
>> [_] Anon 2560433 >># *acidic* Got you, bro.
>> [_] Anon 2560453 >># is that james francos dick?
>> [_] Anon 2560455 >># >"Gag on his cock, you lemon-stealing whore!" Actually a 10/10 porno.
>> [_] Anon 2560457 >># Not as funny as the buffalo bill porn but getting there.
>> [_] Anon 2560461 >># DAMN YOU CARLOS
>> [_] Anon 2560472 haha, i laughed
>> [_] Anon 2560474 >># no, this is better.
>> [_] Anon 2560488 >># 10/10 i haven't laughed at porn in a while
>> [_] Anon 2560490 "HEY WHAT THE FUCK" Can't stop laughing.
>> [_] Anon 2560506 >># you know what the worse of it all is? their faces. you can clearly see they fucking know how shit the scenario and their acting is, to the point the don't even try anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2560508 >># its porn. everyone's in on the joke but you. congratulations.
>> [_] Anon 2560511 omg it's that stoner guy james frunco
>> [_] Anon 2560517 >># you know full fucking well what i'm talking about. there's porn without a scenario and so no acting (fake moans/orgasms excluded). then there's the classics, like the pizza delivery, the plumber and you could possibly stretch it to those fake incest ones. then you have actual parodies like "the exxxorcist" (actually exists) and then you have this, porn that has a scenario for no fucking reason, and one about lemon-stealing whores. if you're gonna make this kind of shit it's better to just skip straight to the porn, which is what people want to see.
>> [_] Anon 2560519 They do not want to be productive members.
>> [_] Anon 2560520 >># >porn pro coming through, plebians
>> [_] Anon 2560531 liek if you cry evrytiem ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2560544 >># This isn't even remotely OC, I've seen it hundreds of times over the years.
>> [_] Anon 2560549 i can see this becoming popular
>> [_] Anon 2560550 >># Have you ever directed or starred in a porno? No? Shut up.
>> [_] Anon 2560552 >># Just because you really like watching a porno about lemon whores doesn't mean it's not OC.
>> [_] Anon 2560556 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mI407U ks4 THIS IS VERY ORIGINAL PLEASE OC DO NOT STEAL
>> [_] Anon 2560568 >># Then there's this guy who has never had fun in his life.
>> [_] Anon 2560597 >># Fuck you. You don't have any idea how hard it is to make a porno. If you think you can do a better job go do it you piece of shit. I like lemons in porn I think it is a novel idea and it is covering new ground. Just because4 you have a different opinion (a shit opinion I should add) doesn't mean you should try force it on others. You are probably one of those people who doesn't fully appreciate voiceovers narrating in porn either. I hate you people so much. Get with the fucking program. It's the 21st century and you people are holding the industry back. What is being made is art pure and simple.It may not be appreciated today but these classics will live on. STop criticizing inoovation. Go kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2560606 geee what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2560617 I guess porn can be made with a good story.
>> [_] Anon 2560632 >># I wonder... Is a white knight still a white knight if the white knight is white knighting to troll? Or is the trolling white knight not really a white knight at all, because a white knight must white knight sincerely to truly be a white knight?
>> [_] Anon 2560642 I cant fucking believe this shit
>> [_] Anon 2560644 >># Limes are more credible, aren't they?
>> [_] Anon 2560652 >># Fucking blew my mind
>> [_] Anon 2560664 >># Do basic stuff that doesn't require action script. Making a looping flash vid like this one is really easy, you just need a good video to post. Although pure Flash is the best.
>> [_] Anon 2560668 >># >you have to be a chef to know when food tastes like shit I disagree with the previous anon but this argument is bad and you should feel bad