File: social_interaction_trainer.swf-(1.6 MB, 960x540, Game)
[_] as requested. Anon 3496535
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3496547 Holy Moly I was looking for this flash
>> [_] Anon 3496552 only recently learned that the guy who made this also made v-tech rampage
>> [_] Anon 3496558 I can't get past the park stage, it's so over for me..
>> [_] Anon 3496560 Can't look at tits, can' look at dicks, where am I supposed to look? Stupid game
>> [_] Anon 3496562 I'm at the coffee level >There was tension you needed to break. How the fuck am I supposed to break the tension? Am I stupid??
>> [_] Anon 3496563 >># cross your eyes you dum-dum. I got both intense and rough at the end.
>> [_] Anon 3496564 >># Thanks
>> [_] Anon 3496594 >># park stage is retarded
>> [_] Anon 3496613 >># The weak should fear the strong.
>> [_] Anon 3496614 >># YOU ACTED TOO STRONGLY, THE SITUATION ESCALATED oh noooo my situatinoooo
>> [_] Anon 3496615 >># looks like someone failed the social interaction
>> [_] Anon 3496616 >># did he also make WT_snacks.swf? I noticed the same talking sound effects are in both.
>> [_] Anon 3496620 >># Definetely not me, i interacted with your mother last night just fine

File: social_interaction_trainer.swf-(1.6 MB, 960x540, Game)
[_] Anon 3445607
>> [_] Anon 3445617 wtf how do i break tension at the coffee date
>> [_] Anon 3445623 Wow, I completely failed at the sex part the first time I played this, but I completely succeeded this time. Hint: Pay attention to your partners eye movements.
>> [_] Anon 3445632 >># By having a stroke. Get'sem every time >That was a good date. You glanced at the cleavage 3 times. Also >This behavior isn't unexpected on public transport but also not the best practice. Please restrain yourself in the future.
>> [_] Anon 3445659 >># I wish I wasn't a virgin.
>> [_] Anon 3445666 what's with this impulsive retard on the second date. If I confront him he BTFO's the two of us if I ignore him I fail the game.
>> [_] Anon 3445673 Seconds date maintain eye contact until you start talking back, then glance left and right to defuse the situation with humor.

File: social_interaction_trainer.swf-(1.6 MB, 960x540, Game)
[_] Anon 3438431 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3438438 guys, i need help. how do i break the silence in coffee stage
>> [_] Anon 3438440 >># I'm not sure what you're actually meant to do, but making yourself cross-eyed works.
>> [_] Anon 3438446 >># same thing for the park and the sex, really a one trick pony
>> [_] Anon 3438452 how do you make chad go away at the park god fucking dammit he ruins everything
>> [_] Anon 3438455 >># Stare at him intensely while he's talking, then when you start talking, look directly at him for 3-4 blabs then look the opposite direction.
>> [_] Anon 3438458 >># >getting filtered by >chad lmao
>> [_] Anon 3438464 >># defuse the situation with comedy
>> [_] Anon 3438467 >this was a good date, you glanced a the cleavage 6 times kek Wish the bitch would shut up tho
>> [_] Anon 3438486 >># Impress her with your talent for having a stroke at will by constantly rolling one eye independent of the other.
>> [_] Anon 3438491 Rolling around cross eyed is ultimate cassanova sexytime.
>> [_] Anon 3438492 If I knew how to play this game I wouldn't be using a chan.
>> [_] Anon 3438503 >># I wish I wasn't a virgin
>> [_] Anon 3438516 hell yeah i did it
>> [_] Anon 3438538 >># >Congratulations on completing coitus! >Your partner found your love-making to be earth-shattering. >How is such a thing even possible?
>> [_] Anon 3438546 >># cashiers, just make smalltalk. if it's something intimate like condoms, a little less on the talk, but don't be sheepish just act casual. urinal, don't fuckin stare for real. transport, don't stare, notice what someone is doing and strike up a conversation about it. date, look at someone when they're talking, but don't stare when you're talking, look around casually like she's doing. when things get awkward silence, do something silly to break the tension. And for gods sake don't just stare straight at her tits. chad tries to mack on ya girl, stare him down intently, then brush him off by making light of him. don't push things and get in a fight, you're here for your lady not him. don't mumble and be intimidated, you just look like a loser. Truly, great lessons all. But where the fuck do you look during sex? Her face? her tits? My dick? Ahegao? Nothing works! I'll admit "mediocre to confusing" is correctly most people's opinions of my romancing, I guess it's no surprise I can't beat this level.
>> [_] Anon 3438549 >># Aha! I got "cute!" highest I've ever accomplished in life. This really IS an accurate test.
>> [_] Anon 3438550 >># >where do you look during sex I went cross-eyed during the whole thing and got "confidence building, you orgasmed a lot".
>> [_] Anon 3438553 >># the full version has Interview, Work, Parents, Funeral, and Baby as scenarios too.
>> [_] Anon 3438554 >># looking stright down gets yyou >>#

File: social_interaction_trainer.swf-(1.6 MB, 960x540, Game)
[_] Anon 3420436 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3420458 the orgasm sound still gave me a boner
>> [_] Anon 3420462 tf can you do to break tension on the coffee
>> [_] Anon 3420473 >># looking cross-eyed worked for me
>> [_] Anon 3420500 >># >looks at someone when talking >WAHHHH TOO INTENSE!!! >stops looking as much >WAHHHH BREAK TENSION!!!! wtF????
>> [_] Anon 3420514 How the fuck do i get past the coffee part!?
>> [_] Anon 3420515 >># Stare the her cleavage
>> [_] Anon 3420517 >># what the hell do I do at the park
>> [_] Anon 3420519 >># >># Thanks anon. I had to go to SWFChan to pass this shit... kinda disappointed.
>> [_] Anon 3420561 >># roll your eyes
>> [_] Anon 3420562 I completed coitus!
>> [_] Anon 3420563 did anyone else buy the condom?
>> [_] Anon 3420579 >># Yeah, you gotta alternate between looking at the condom and looking at the cashier.
>> [_] Anon 3420580 Has the full game ever been posted?
>> [_] Anon 3420581 Mediocre coitus! Basically my life

File: social_interaction_trainer.swf-(1.6 MB, 960x540, Game)
[_] Anon 3300754 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3300777 >There was tension you needed to break. OK but how? A pretty good trainer up until that point
>> [_] Anon 3300779 >># if you need to ask then you definitely unironically need this game
>> [_] Anon 3300780 >># I mean, in real life I would probably SAY something if there were tension. In this one I can only control the eyes. By which I actually mean, FUCKING GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEE
>> [_] Anon 3300781 >># go cross eyed
>> [_] Anon 3300782 >># Huh, I actually tried that. I guess I didn't do it for long enough. Cheers
>> [_] Anon 3300805 how do you fuck good
>> [_] Anon 3300807 >># >she looks at you --> look down >she looks down --> look at her >she looks up --> you look up EZ
>> [_] Anon 3300826 >># yeah because that's a perfectly normal thing to do on a date
>> [_] Anon 3300827 how 2 avoid chad?
>> [_] Anon 3300828 >it is impolite to stare at someone's breasts FOR YOU
>> [_] Anon 3300829 >># yeah, wtf, i can't get this one.
>> [_] Anon 3300840 >># >># Look left.
>> [_] Anon 3300842 >># the fuck is this shit, "you must make eye contact during conversation"? what kind of crazy person coded this?
>> [_] Anon 3300869 >># I literally spun my eye in a circle and somehow succeeded on the first try. I have no idea what was going on.
>> [_] Anon 3300873 >># Look away like a cuck pussy while he fingerbangs your bitch.
>> [_] Anon 3300888 >># >Getting cucked on the second date. Yah Nah

File: social_interaction_trainer.swf-(1.6 MB, 960x540, Game)
[_] Anon 3206753
>> [_] Anon 3206764 how do you beat the park level? it's always >you reacted too strongly or >you can't avoid the situation
>> [_] Anon 3206767 >># it's designed to measure your real skills man
>> [_] Anon 3206771 Nevermind you just had to look the opposite direction which was apparently a laugh-riot. I can feel myself getting better at social interaction already.
>> [_] Anon 3206772 >># where is the button to pull out my sidearm and tell the nigger to fuck off?
>> [_] Anon 3206773 >Romance >Purchase condoms That doesn't seem too ha- >Have sexual intercourse N-nani?
>> [_] Anon 3206776 Don't cross your eyes ever* >Cashier: Look at cashier until she stops talking Look elsewhere for a while Look at cashier to get her to start talking >Urinal: Look at anything except the guy or his junk >Transport: Look at book Look at girl when she starts talking >Coffee: Look at girl when she's talking Look at girl while you're talking, however, -bounce between looking down, right, and up (like she does) *When you both shut up cross your eyes >Park: Look at her until alpha shows up Stare down the alpha like /fit/ says Look away when you start talking like a beta >Romance: Bounce gaze between condoms and cashier until success (works irl) In exchange, I'd like help on the last part of romance. I believe it to be rhythim based (you look in a direction when she does.) I passed it once by accident but was unable to recreate the results (saddly, that's how it was irl.)
>> [_] Anon 3206788 >># just cross your eyes the whole time. I guess it's supposed to tell you to not overthink sex and just do what feels right. It's a shitty metaphor and kinda invalidates what you were supposed to do the whole time but I guess it's true
>> [_] Anon 3206794 >Congratulations on completing coitus! Your partner found your love-making to be mediocre. There's no shame in a platonic relationship. I bet that bitch is crawling on the cock of park's Chad
>> [_] /b/astard 3206818 >># underrated post
>> [_] Anon 3206870 >># Cross your eyes every time. >Cashier: >This behavior may attract unwanted attention. >Urinal: >You are behaving strangely. >Transport: >This behavior isn't unexpected on public transport but also not the best practice. please restrain yourself in the future >Coffee: >You appear to need medical attention. >Park: >Try not to be so bored with your date. >Romance: >Please stop doing that.
>> [_] Anon 3206913 on the park level if you do more than 5 "talks" to the guy, he comes and kicks your ass and if you do excatly 5 talks and look away, the 4th time it says you are avoiding the situation this is shit
>> [_] Anon 3206948 >># Just looking her in the eyes when she looks in yours, and looking the same direction as her otherwise will make the intercourse sensual. Don't know if there is anything better though.
>> [_] Anon 3206949 >># Never mind, crossing your eyes as >># is saying also gives a good result.

File: social_interaction_trainer.swf-(1.6 MB, 960x540, Game)
[_] Anon 3195492 Friday night! Time to get some practice in
>> [_] Anon 3195499 >># How the fuck do I get past the park?
>> [_] Anon 3195501 >># seconding
>> [_] Anon 3195502 look to the left after talking to the dude for a bit
>> [_] Anon 3195503 >># how do I get past coffee after I stop talking
>> [_] Anon 3195504 ^
>> [_] Anon 3195505 >># This. What the fuck does she want. I don't stare at her breasts, I tried looking down then up, rolling my eyes, going crosseyed, and looking left and right. THIS GAME IS FIVE DIMENSIONAL CHESS.
>> [_] Anon 3195508 >talking to bully man means he kicks your ass >joking with bully man means he leaves you alone
>> [_] Anon 3195510 >># I can't figure out how to break the tension.
>> [_] Anon 3195512 >># >># Go crosseyed and act like a buffoon.
>> [_] Anon 3195516 okay the sex caught me off guard
>> [_] Anon 3195525 >># how to 'joke'? all get is 'you acted too strongly'
>> [_] Anon 3195527 >># When you start to talk, look to the left.
>> [_] Anon 3195531 http://image.prntscr.com/image/fc5d2b17b 1484f3db588a24738ef72a3.png Not sure what to think about this...
>> [_] Anon 3195532 >You glanced at the cleavage 4 times lmao
>> [_] Anon 3195547 >># Howd you get that one? i can only get bad cute and mediocre
>> [_] Anon 3195548 >># move the mouse all around the place
>> [_] Anon 3195550 >># THIS CURED MUH AUSTIMSIMS.
>> [_] Anon 3195560 How do i break the fucking tension
>> [_] Anon 3195575 >># Cross your eyes
>> [_] Anon 3195582 http://imgur.com/a/WXM0G You niggas gotta step it up.
>> [_] Anon 3195598 >># No u http://i.imgur.com/JJQPJ76.png

File: social_interaction_trainer.swf-(1.6 MB, 960x540, Game)
[_] Anon 3188716 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3188729 cant past the coffe, too much tension to break, how to?
>> [_] Anon 3188734 >># glance at cleavage precisely 6 times
>> [_] Anon 3188735 >># go crosseyed when it gets silent
>> [_] Anon 3188736 how do you pass the guy who interrupts your date?
>> [_] Anon 3188737 cant pass the second date
>> [_] Anon 3188738 can't beat the park mane
>> [_] Anon 3188741 >># >># look to the left at an angle that makes your guy keep talking
>> [_] Katia Managan 3188742 >># say "fuck off you piece of shit" and then go "ooh look at the cloudy thingy"
>> [_] Anon 3188743 she found my love making confusing and didn't even know what happened....
>> [_] Anon 3188746 >># I got painful, mediocre and awkard
>> [_] Anon 3188747 always mediocre....
>> [_] Anon 3188748 Aha! if u just copy her eyes u got sensual.
>> [_] Anon 3188749 You get intense if you crosseye at the end
>> [_] Katia Managan 3188750 suposedly i had been reading erotic literature
>> [_] Anon 3188765 I orgasmed alot
>> [_] Anon 3188768 >># Check this out beat the game now I'm not a robot anymore right guys???
>> [_] Anon 3188770 >cross eyed the entire time during sex >your partner found your love-making to be confidence building wut
>> [_] Anon 3188779 "you appear to need medical attention"
>> [_] Anon 3188785 >struggle through the game >get to the sex >your partner found your love making to be earth shattering so Im an awkward fuck thats a good at sex?
>> [_] Anon 3188794 FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU COFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I CANT GET PAST REEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 3188802 How do I suck the guy's dick in the urinal? I keep staring at it but it always kicks me out.
>> [_] Anon 3188803 Wasn't there an alternate version to the ending where you end up fucking the guy instead?
>> [_] Anon 3188810 >first time mediocre >second attempt rough >third attempt sensual story of my life
>> [_] Anon 3188815 >># Any help with the park?
>> [_] Anon 3188817 >># eye contact with the dude until it's your turn to talk, then look left until you win
>> [_] Anon 3188857 Love making was "Hyperactive"
>> [_] Anon 3188860 how to get earth shattering for romance?
>> [_] Anon 3188869 but WHY am I talking to a stranger on the bus? nobody wants to talk to random strangers, that's stupid, you're supposed to sit in silence.
>> [_] Anon 3188872 >># welcome to my life
>> [_] Anon 3188884 I swear this game, especially the sex bit, are just to troll with retards.
>> [_] Anon 3188896 FUCKING COFFEE REEEEEEEEE!!

File: social_interaction_trainer.swf-(1.6 MB, 960x540, Game)
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>> [_] Anon 3037873 How the fuck do you break the tension in the date
>> [_] Anon 3037874 >># go crosseyed
>> [_] Anon 3037878 Thanks based anon
>> [_] Anon 3037889 how do i fuck good
>> [_] Anon 3037896 >don't mumble under your breath
>> [_] Anon 3037902 The park is some bullshit
>> [_] Anon 3037913 Cant get past the park, seems like I suck with people
>> [_] Anon 3037917 >># go cross eyed when in doubt, go cross eyed don't know what to do, go cross eyed things going downhill, go cross eyed going cross eyed is the ultimate social shortcut
>> [_] Anon 3037919 >># now is really not the time to do that
>> [_] Anon 3037922 >># look away from chad when your guy starts talking to him then switch from looking at him and looking away from him back and forth
>> [_] Anon 3037926 >># how do i get past transport?
>> [_] Anon 3037927 >># Looks at the book, then when she talks, look in her eyes
>> [_] Anon 3037930 How to sex correct? Can it be anything but mediocre?
>> [_] Anon 3037940 >># Look down or cross eyed, worked for me.
>> [_] Anon 3037941 >># Look down at your own junk Technically that's where she is, so you're looking at her If you gaze off at the right to where she's displayed, you're just staring off into space while she rides you
>> [_] Anon 3037974 >># THIS FUCKING CHAD WONT LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. and every time i go cross eyed it says im weak or someshit.
>> [_] Anon 3037983 >># not for you lol
>> [_] Anon 3037996 >># talk to him a little then look the other way
>> [_] Anon 3038003 http://i.imgur.com/bQjcrSH.png haha get fucked bitches
>> [_] Anon 3038006 FUCK OFF CHAD I KEEP LOOKING AWAY AND YOU STILL KEEP KICKING MY ASS REEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 3038012 >tfw earth-shattering coitus
>> [_] Anon 3038013 This bitch is annoying
>> [_] Anon 3038018 >># >># >># Seriously, I'm looking at him, then looking off, then looking at him. If I look at him too much in that combo it says i'm too aggressive, if I look off to much in that combo it says I'm avoiding it. WTF where is the middle ground?
>> [_] Anon 3038025 I need to start going cross eyed more often
>> [_] Anon 3038029 Completed the intercourse on the earth-shattering first try. I am sex master.
>> [_] Anon 3038037 >># For the park, yell at him for a little bit then look the opposite direction. If you keep talking then it worked.
>> [_] Anon 3038050 >Congratulations on completing coitus. Your partner has found your love making to be intense. Have you been reading romantic fiction? I'll take it.
>> [_] Anon 3038051 they need to add one for person with a baby. What the fuck am I supposed to do with babies? If my hands are dirty I don't want to hold them, all I know is cats but it doesn't make sense to pet a baby does it? I'm sure they'd like it either way, don't know how the mom would feel though
>> [_] Anon 3038057 I just had painful sex. don't ask me how.

File: social_interaction_trainer.swf-(1.6 MB, 960x540, Game)
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>> [_] Anon 2999914 How do you fucking break the tension at coffee??? Staring at boobs seems to be impolite
>> [_] Anon 2999918 >># cross your eyes fuck the park tho.
>> [_] Anon 2999920 >># stare at the guy until he stops talking look to the left afterwards
>> [_] Anon 2999921 >># looks like my autism is cured. Thanks /f/
>> [_] Anon 2999924 I've got like 4 results with the love making, none of them were good.
>> [_] Anon 2999925 God ez mode flash, I have a PHD in social interaction. Coffee: stare at her while shes talking, can glance at boobs but cross eyes at silent section Park: look various places while talking, when INTRUDER talks wait till he finishes as it is rude to not look at someone new while they talk. Then make statements sparsely. Look away for a lighter tone conversation. Condoms: Dont stare anywhere, just keep tracing your eyes back to what you're purchasing. BE CONFIDENT THAT YOU ARE GETTING LAID. Sex: Don't be a weirdo and fixate your gaze on her parts. Be a gentleman and blow your load on her chin. You'rewelcome.
>> [_] Anon 2999930 >># GET OUT OF HERE CHAD NO ONE IS TALKING TO YOU
>> [_] Anon 2999933 >># >chad kicks your ass >you should have sucked his dick to deesculate the situation
>> [_] Anon 2999938 >># >You returned, yet again, to 4chan >Your life is still going no where
>> [_] Anon 2999943 >># got there on my own without a PHD, nerd.
>> [_] Anon 2999959 cross your eyes during sex!
>> [_] Anon 2999967 >look away from girl >don't look into space while you're talking! >look at girl >you're being too intense >look at boobs and cross eyes >successful social interaction alright game if you say so
>> [_] Anon 3000018 i just looked at mah dick the entire time and it seems like I got the best one
>> [_] Anon 3000045 >># >g, when INTRUDER talks wait till he finishes as it is rude to not look at someone new while they talk. Then make state man fuck the park i cant get past it
>> [_] Anon 3000063 >># Look at him when he talks, when you start talking, look away.

File: social_interaction_trainer.swf-(1.6 MB, 960x540, Game)
[_] /r inside Anon 2990508 That one with barney that starts off normal then goes to a really low version of green and purple with barney being reflected Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2990525 >># It's called The People You Love.swf, I can't upload it right now. Anyone know how to get past the Park bit? I must have forgotten how to do it.
>> [_] Anon 2990527 >># Look at the dude, and when you start talking immediately look up and left
>> [_] Anon 2990530 >># I don't understand how to do the coffee one
>> [_] Anon 2990533 >># cross your eyes when the conversation dies
>> [_] Anon 2990539 >># look at her, quickly look at her breasts a few times without staring, then when theres an awkward pause, make crosseyes and then look away
>> [_] Anon 2990541 second date im lost at wut do?
>> [_] Anon 2990545 >># see >>#
>> [_] Anon 2990546 THE LAST ONE IS SUPPOSE TO BE IMPOSSIBLE RIGHT?
>> [_] Anon 2990547 Congratulations on completing coitus! Your partner found your love-making to be sensual. You showed unexpected skill.
>> [_] Anon 2990552 >># but how
>> [_] Anon 2990553 >># just copy her eyes when you are the sex
>> [_] Anon 2990563 >># This. >># 1. look at her face 2. look at your junk 3. look up
>> [_] Anon 2990564 >># you are the sex
>> [_] Anon 2990567 >># doesn't work. "Avoiding the situation doesn't help."
>> [_] Anon 2990571 >># up and left
>> [_] Anon 2990573 >># Congratulation on completing coitus! Your partner found your love making to be earth-shattering. How is such a thing even possible?
>> [_] Anon 2990576 >your partner found your love-making to be confusing. Not even sure what happened lol
>> [_] Anon 2990580 I can't even coffee, shit.
>> [_] Anon 2990581 earth shattering end. now time to apply this in real life, it's bound to work amirite? :^)
>> [_] Anon 2990587 >># over the course of a few months
>> [_] Anon 2990599 All this samefagging from a retarded australian tripfag who got banned from AGDG
>> [_] Anon 2990603 Congratulation on completing coitus! Your partner found your love making to be mediocre. There's no shame on a platonic relationship.
>> [_] Anon 2990634 >># Avoiding the situation doesn't help.
>> [_] Anon 2990643 >># just look to the left after you start talking to the guy.
>> [_] Anon 2990645 >># Do a dance with your eyes (move your mouse across his eyes) 3 times then look left.
>> [_] Anon 2990655 MASTER SEX GUIDE: Romantic: Cycle between going cross-eyed and looking up repeatedly.. Confidence-building: Stay cross-eyed the whole time. Sensual: Make your gaze go lower as the sexing intensifies, then at your own penis, then look up right before climax. Doing this in reverse also works, but always end looking up. Rough: Stare at penis once sexing intensifies, and keep staring even though climax. Confusing: Look all over the damn place. Awkward: Look in one direction other than your penis the entire time. Scary: Look directly at penis the entire time. Painful: Look at her, then go cross-eyed as sexing intensifies. Mediocre: Don't fit any of the other categories. Intense: Alternate between eye contact and looking at your penis. Earth-Shattering: Look at penis, then look up at climax. Selfish: Like Earth-Shattering, but go cross-eyed near the end. Cute: Go cross-eyed, look at penis as sexing intensifies, then go cross-eyed again at climax.
>> [_] Anon 2990662 >># Every time I try earth shattering I get intense
>> [_] Anon 2990663 >># You forgot Hyperactive, just spin your mouse around
>> [_] Anon 2990673 mediocre o,_o,
>> [_] Anon 2990678 >># You forgot mediocre Just be yourself

File: social_interaction_trainer.swf-(1.6 MB, 960x540, Porn)
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>> [_] Anon 2980024 even in this game I am afraid to look at their eyes. fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2980029 Triggered hard. It's too difficult.
>> [_] Anon 2980030 how the fuck do you beat coffee? I got to the part where you finish talking to her and u both are smiling but then what? she just slowly frowns and it says break the tension.
>> [_] Anon 2980031 >># Cross your eyes I got stuck on the Chad at the park.
>> [_] Anon 2980035 are there controls other than looking? during coffee I can manage but then it says there is tension that needs to broken. How can I break the tension when my only options are grilling her or staring at her tits?taking my eyes off her is an instant fail.
>> [_] Anon 2980036 >># I'm stuck on Chad too, what the fuck. There's no winning option.
>> [_] Anon 2980037 fucking chad just fuck him
>> [_] Anon 2980038 kinda got somewhere with chad, whe he talks, slightly look top right, back to him, top right. it did something there but I still lose, don't know what to do next
>> [_] Anon 2980039 >># go crosseyed >># >look away (quit being a pussy) >look at Chad (he kicks your ass) Anyway there is probably some trick.
>> [_] Anon 2980040 nvm got it, when he talks, look top right, back to him, then slowly look behind you. GG
>> [_] Anon 2980041 >># Confront him by looking directly at him for a moment while speaking, then roll your eyes up and away, to defuse the situation with a joke. >># Cross your eyes when the scene gets quiet. >># The Romance segment is the only one that honestly doesn't make sense. I guess you're supposed to be in tune to what she's thinking, but it's basically just goddamn Simon Says.
>> [_] Anon 2980046 >># you need to look left when your talking to him
>> [_] Anon 2980048 How do you beat the first part of coffee? I always get "Too intense" but if I look away half the time or something I get "Look at people when they talk"
>> [_] Anon 2980052 >># you need to suck Chads dick under the table. this will calm her but show your confidence in public.
>> [_] Anon 2980053 >># how do you time that, overtime i try it just escalates
>> [_] Anon 2980055 >># when the girl is talking you look at her when you are talking look around a bit when it gets awkward cross your eyes
>> [_] Anon 2980057 >># Rightey-oh thanks mate.
>> [_] Anon 2980058 so i just beat it, chad by luck then u have to buy condoms i just looked at the cashier and the condoms back to her and the bag etc, and then u fuck i just looked up right and down alot an huzzah
>> [_] Anon 2980060 >># Time which? The Chad thing? When he stops talking, stare at his face, count 2 Mississippi, then immediately swing your gaze to the left side of the screen.
>> [_] Anon 2980061 as long as you dont honestly think this is even close to realistic
>> [_] Anon 2980062 >># If you move your eyes too much, she gets confused. You have to look left at the start, then down when she looks down, then up when she looks up.
>> [_] Anon 2980063 >># The first few are alright.
>> [_] Anon 2980075 For the sex you look down first, then at her when she looks down, them up when she looks up. It should say you were "earth shattering"
>> [_] Anon 2980094 Huzzah! I have achieved coitus!
>> [_] Anon 2980106 So when I buy condoms I should frantically look back and forth between the condoms and the cashier while babbling like a crazy person. Got it.
>> [_] Anon 2980173 >># looking a bit upwards as well as left helps. its kinda of a shit way to communicate it through a game, but the idea is that when he looks upwards and away it is like he's contemplating sarcastically or something. i got to the fucking and apparently looking at your junk makes you better at fucking, this game really only helps you if you're a mess
>> [_] Anon 2980175 >># see >>#
>> [_] Anon 2980183 >this flash co-sponsored by the users of tumblr
>> [_] Anon 2980187 got to the sex part. Got earth shattering! >tfw its only a flash
>> [_] Anon 2980196 MASTER SEX GUIDE: Romantic: Cycle between going cross-eyed and looking up repeatedly.. Confidence-building: Stay cross-eyed the whole time. Sensual: Make your gaze go lower as the sexing intensifies, then at your own penis, then look up right before climax. Doing this in reverse also works, but always end looking up. Rough: Stare at penis once sexing intensifies, and keep staring even though climax. Confusing: Look all over the damn place. Awkward: Look in one direction other than your penis the entire time. Scary: Look directly at penis the entire time. Painful: Look at her, then go cross-eyed as sexing intensifies. Mediocre: Don't fit any of the other categories. Intense: Alternate between eye contact and looking at your penis. Earth-Shattering: Look at penis, then look up at climax. Selfish: Like Earth-Shattering, but go cross-eyed near the end. Cute: Go cross-eyed, look at penis as sexing intensifies, then go cross-eyed again at climax.
>> [_] Anon 2980236 >># >># >># fucking normies tho i will do these things from the game, if i ever find some nice female

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[_] Anon 2925223 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2925233 Any idea how to do the coffee part?
>> [_] Anon 2925234 >># Look at her breasts sometimes.
>> [_] Anon 2925237 >># That doesn't seem to work
>> [_] Anon 2925239 >># Ah, you must look at her for a bit, then when you start talking, look at her then away then at her and away... once it gets quiet, go cross eyed.
>> [_] Anon 2925241 >># Do weird face to make her laugh
>> [_] Anon 2925247 GET OUT OF HERE CHAD YOU'RE NOT NEEDED
>> [_] Anon 2925249 >># Last part of park is pretty hard
>> [_] Anon 2925250 >># how do you even get rid of the guy?
>> [_] Anon 2925251 >># this, boob glance 3 times
>> [_] Anon 2925253 EARTH SHATTERING BITCHES!
>> [_] Anon 2925254 >># >># look at the guy as he talks, then as soon as you talk look away for a bit then look back at him
>> [_] Anon 2925255 >># assert your dominance
>> [_] Anon 2925279 >># >># >># JUST
>> [_] Anon 2925281 >># Just tells me avoiding the situation doesn't help
>> [_] Anon 2925285 >># That doesn't work
>> [_] Anon 2925286 >># >># Worked for me
>> [_] Anon 2925292 >># >># Look at him for a bit so it makes the speech noise than look at the opposite direction from where he's standing so that it continues to make the speech noise. >># >># You suck at explaining things, go die.
>> [_] Anon 2925294 >># You have to go cross eyed.
>> [_] Anon 2925295 >># No you don't, just look at the opposite direction after making eye contact for a few seconds. It doesn't make the speech noise if you go cross eyed the program takes it as avoiding the situation.
>> [_] Anon 2925296 >># Thanks Now my lover found my lovemaking to be confusing
>> [_] Anon 2925297 cant get passed the urinal. Im staring at his dick but I keep failing
>> [_] Anon 2925304 >># >he's standing so that it continues to make the speech noise. u have to wait for his glance, then you can glance at his dick
>> [_] Anon 2925309 > Congratulations on completing coitus! Your partner found your love-making to be sensual. You showed unexpected skill.
>> [_] Anon 2925310 >># That's hardly my fault
>> [_] Anon 2925313 EARTH-SHATTERING LOVEMAKING BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHES
>> [_] Anon 2925321 I came buckets
>> [_] Anon 2925323 >># how the fuck did you do that?
>> [_] Anon 2925329 >># I got it too, its simple. First stare into her eyes, then when she looks down, you look down. When she looks up, you look up. I think the makers thought this was akin to being 'connected'.
>> [_] Anon 2925330 how do I do the transport scene?
>> [_] Anon 2925336 >># Stare at her book, then when she starts talking, look at her eyes.
>> [_] Anon 2925337 I wish social interaction was really this easy...
>> [_] Anon 2925348 >># what are you talking about this game is hard as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2925383 She found your lovemaking sensual Time to go

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[_] Do you have autism? Anon 2784731 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2784733 Couldn't beat Urinal. I did the acceptable thing and stared at his dick before going cross-eyed
>> [_] Anon 2784740 >># this game is bullshit, you are supposed to stare at her when she talks but you cant look at her when you talk
>> [_] Anon 2784741 >># You have autism good job
>> [_] Anon 2784743 How do you break the tension?
>> [_] Anon 2784744 >># Go cross eyed
>> [_] Anon 2784745 How do I 2nd date
>> [_] Anon 2784746 >># Look around for the chatting phase, look at the hostile man for a bit then look away
>> [_] Anon 2784751 Alright, I'm autistic. I got passed the cashier and the urinal but how do you pass the transport?
>> [_] Anon 2784752 >># da book
>> [_] Anon 2784754 I don't get it, if you look at the dude who is interrupting the second date and then look at him the whole time while talking you acted too strongly, but if you look away you acted too timidly WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO GAME
>> [_] Anon 2784755 >># suck his dick
>> [_] Anon 2784756 >># look at him while he talk to YOU. Look at him while you make a speech noise, then look in the opposite direction. Also, dat girl can act.
>> [_] Anon 2784762 >># what the fuck. if i make 4 noises it's avoiding the situation if i make 5 it's escalating it. this is horseshit.
>> [_] Anon 2784764 HOW DO I BE SEXY
>> [_] Anon 2784765 >># it's easy for guys. just act like you're on a mission and take charge. i wouldn't know with this game since i can't get past the fucking park
>> [_] Anon 2784769 >># why should we listen to an autist
>> [_] Anon 2784770 For the park, just look at the guy for four bloops then look behind you.
>> [_] Anon 2784772 I GOT EARTH SHATTERING SEX
>> [_] Anon 2784773 >># it's funny because in real life i can diffuse a situation like no other. apparently i can't do it with just eye movements though.
>> [_] Anon 2784785 ironically actually having the sex was the easiest thing. Or rather unironically.
>> [_] Anon 2784790 >># how to give her good sex? i can't look at her breasts to long and looking at her only makes her look at her breasts.
>> [_] Anon 2784808 alright i fucking suck at this game. somehow I keep getting painful for the sex part. pls based anons haelp me
>> [_] sage 2784849 thanks googum
>> [_] Anon 2784850 >># >># look up nigga
>> [_] Anon 2784852 >># oh nonononoo go cross eyed
>> [_] Anon 2784853 >># I first looked at her, then her breasts, then down my own body. Apparently that's all you need to do to push a chick over the edge. Thanks, /f/. I know how to fuck now.
>> [_] Anon 2784857 >># This game is pretty easy, why are so many people having issues
>> [_] Anon 2784858 >># great game /f/ I guess I'm going for a bus ride to test mah skills
>> [_] Anon 2784859 >># Make sure to report back with notes.
>> [_] Anon 2784860 those tits sure did lie to you on that first date didnt they
>> [_] Anon 2784861 >># I stare that fucker down, I call it ALPHA SIMULATOR
>> [_] Anon 2784862 >Park How the fuck do you deal with this faggot without being too agressive or too beta
>> [_] Anon 2784863 >># I do that and it doesn't work. I'm too autist. Help me out here.
>> [_] Anon 2784865 >># Just look a the guy, when he stop talking look at the clouds
>> [_] Anon 2784872 >># You're not being very specific and I'm a retard. I'm doing exactly that and it's not doing.
>> [_] Anon 2784875 >Mediocre sex Is this best outcome or is there a mindblowing orgasm one I'm missing
>> [_] Anon 2784878 >># earth shattering is the best I think
>> [_] Anon 2784879 >># edgy
>> [_] Anon 2784880 >># I tried not looking at the clouds, but my own ears, which kept him talking.
>> [_] Anon 2784885 how do you get different outcomes during sex?
>> [_] Anon 2784895 >># How is encouraging people to get along edgy?

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[_] Anon 2755703
>> [_] Anon 2755713 This is dumb.
>> [_] Anon 2755716 >># I have NO idea how to get past the coffee....
>> [_] Anon 2755718 Hurrah for coitus!
>> [_] Anon 2755719 >># just be yourself
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2755724 >># Cicle your eyes
>> [_] Anon 2755726 >># LEL I DEED IT
>> [_] Anon 2755729 I legit don't understand what to do on the second date.
>> [_] Anon 2755730 i cant be either alpha nor beta in the park? what is this shit?
>> [_] Anon 2755733 >># look in her eyes when the dude shows up look at him, call him a fucking asshole and then look in the other direction to say that he has actually a nice boipussy you'd like to fuck BAM you're gonna get some bangtime now brother
>> [_] Anon 2755734 How do you get past transport? or can't you?
>> [_] Anon 2755735 Fucking book, nevermind.
>> [_] Anon 2755738 Is intense coitus a good ending?
>> [_] Anon 2755740 >># Look at the book. No idea how to get past coffee though. Looking at her while you talk gives you a message that you're too intense. Looking around like she does says there was tension you needed to break. No idea what the hell you're meant to do.
>> [_] Anon 2755741 FUCK YEAH I DEED THE WHOLE THING TIME TO APPLY IN REAL LIFE
>> [_] Anon 2755743 >># Remember to stare at the breast!
>> [_] Anon 2755744 >># cross your eyes to break the tension while you both have nothing to say >># >wanting normalfag gf/sex
>> [_] Anon 2755745 >># cross your eyes
>> [_] Anon 2755748 I cant get passed the urinal. Im staring at his dick but I keep failing
>> [_] Anon 2755751 >># >># alright, I have successfully fucked the grill now that I know to cross my eyes.
>> [_] Anon 2755757 >># Oh. My. Fucking. GRAPES WHY CAN'T I WIN THIS GAME?
>> [_] Anon 2755759 >># >75 57 57 Don't know, but nice complex dubs
>> [_] Anon 2755765 Oh my god, she keeps talking... and TALKING ...her voice is burning my ears... I don't even fucking LIKE COFFEE Screw this, I'm going home and play minecraft. captcha: select all the goddamn coffe :/
>> [_] Anon 2755766 >people talking about endings HOW ABOUT HOW TO PASS THE COFFEE
>> [_] Anon 2755767 so uh.. second date how
>> [_] Anon 2755771 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2755772 >># be alpha
>> [_] Anon 2755773 >># >># take a closer look at that post >>#
>> [_] Anon 2755774 fuuuuuuu now it says it's impolite to stare at a person's breasts, even though this time she stared at his cawkregion and smiled instead of akward pause... there's NO making her happy.
>> [_] Anon 2755776 >># Keep your eyes crossed after you both stop talking
>> [_] Anon 2755777 This is literally the stupidest thing for second date(park) what I did was cross eye for a second and then over my mouse past his right ear. your gonna have to find the sweet spot but that's where it is, you don't even look at them period
>> [_] Anon 2755781 https://youtu.be/QIEvSTOb2OM?t=5m15s how the fuck did he do that
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2755782 >># this video is bad and you should feel bad also how did he do what?
>> [_] Anon 2755785 >># Go back to /fit/
>> [_] Anon 2755786 >># get the woman to look at the ground like that?
>> [_] Anon 2755788 how 2 purchase condom without creeping out cashier
>> [_] Anon 2755790 >># you just need to mimic her eye movements, look at her when she looks at you, look down when she looks down, look up when she looks up
>> [_] Anon 2755793 How the hell did I get earth shattering sexual intercourse again?
>> [_] Anon 2755795 WORKED IT OUT >stare at her as she speaks >when it's your turn to speak look at her boobs then your cup >then cross your eyes
>> [_] Anon 2755798 >># Accurate.
>> [_] Anon 2755804 >># Dude, fuck yeah, made that bitch cum. This is GOTY.
>> [_] Anon 2755809 >># look at the cashier then away then at her
>> [_] Anon 2755819 ok, so for the first part, look at the book, then talk to her for the first date, look at her while she talks, then when you talk, alternate between looking up and right at her, then when she frowns, look at your nose on the second date, look at her, when alpha bro shows up, focus on him until you start talking, then look the other way after like 1 second of looking at him for the final part, alternate between the chasier and the area between the condoms and the cashier to buy, when it comes time to sex, look at her face, and down, alternate

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[_] le autism simulator Anon 2741856 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2741861 nigger i wish it was this easy
>> [_] Anon 2741863 >># how to beat the cafe?
>> [_] Anon 2741864 NO WONDER I'M SO BAD WITH DATES I'VE TRIED LIKE TWENTY TIMES
>> [_] Anon 2741867 >># > Trying to figure out what to do when I get too the tension part > screw around with my mouses location > Get a message that I stared at the cleavage too many times. Wait, too many times? Am I supposed to stare at it for a "proper" amount of time?
>> [_] Anon 2741872 i think its a troll
>> [_] Anon 2741874 I figured out the secret! I'm not telling you!
>> [_] Anon 2741875 >># well it is a date, you don't want your date to think you find her unattractive. Looking at it the "proper" amount of times isn't the solution though
>> [_] Anon 2741876 >># seriously cant get past the park.
>> [_] Anon 2741877 >># yes, and that amount is apparently 5
>> [_] Anon 2741878 Got "earth-shattering" lovemaking rank.
>> [_] Anon 2741881 >># What the hell is with the cafe scene? This isn't like my pornographic Chinese dating sims.
>> [_] Anon 2741882 >># tell me your secrets!
>> [_] Anon 2741883 how the fuck do you break the tension
>> [_] Anon 2741886 >># I'll only give you a hint: derp
>> [_] Anon 2741888 >># Fucking finally passed the cafe. Just put your cursor in the middle of your face after you finish talk.
>> [_] Anon 2741889 >># oh wow i didn't expect that to be used as a mechanic
>> [_] Anon 2741900 >># I know, right? derping through the cafe is easy enough. What the hell does the park want from me?
>> [_] Anon 2741909 >># look at the guy, then away
>> [_] Anon 2741911 >># tried it doesn't work
>> [_] Anon 2741915 >># okay, it's like, DIRECTLY away, so you are talking with a smile.
>> [_] Anon 2741916 how to you complete romance nigga?
>> [_] Anon 2741919 >># You don't [spoiler]:3[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2741920 >># just like real life
>> [_] Anon 2741922 holy fucking shit fuck the park
>> [_] Anon 2741923 >># start slow, look down and fuc hard, finish smooth with glorious inpregoonation. Just like your Chinese cartoons
>> [_] Anon 2741924 >># ty
>> [_] Anon 2741925 >># wat? Do you even have any control over waht goes on in that scene?
>> [_] Anon 2741928 earth shattering down chest then up
>> [_] Anon 2741939 Help, stuck at the park
>> [_] Anon 2741940 >># You gotta imitate her eyes
>> [_] Anon 2741942 >># I don't know how... but i finally beat this shit 111111! i'm a new man
>> [_] Anon 2741943 >># wat
>> [_] Anon 2741944 break the tension by going cross eyed
>> [_] Anon 2741946 >># this is a myth
>> [_] Anon 2741951 >># i just did it twice maybe i should mention its her chest you should be looking at
>> [_] Anon 2741954 >># instructions unclear. ended up being too rough.
>> [_] Anon 2741955 >># Then I just get avoiding the situation doesnt help
>> [_] Anon 2741959 > Do the derp face > Your partner found your love-making to be confidence-building. You orgasmed alot. > wut
>> [_] Anon 2741960 >># kek How do you get the other endings? I just keep getting mediocre.
>> [_] Anon 2741962 >># she looks at you: look down she looks down: you look at her chest she looks up: you look up looking at her is like confidence for her looking down is focused on action looking up is mind blank thrust looking cross eyed is orgasm captcha : ohate
>> [_] Anon 2741963 >># Try with making different eye movement, if you look the opposite way of the girl you'll get that your love-making was too strong for example
>> [_] Anon 2741979 >># i don't get past the park
>> [_] Anon 2741984 >Your partner found your lovemaking to be mediocre. >Your partner found your lovemaking to be confusing. Not even sure what happened. >Your partner found your lovemaking to be painful. Be kinder next time. How the fuck do u do dis.
>> [_] Anon 2741988 >># >># lurk
>> [_] Anon 2742010 >># When you look down you fuck harder
>> [_] Anon 2742011 am autistic and this was easy act like butters
>> [_] Anon 2742017 >># I thought the rule was that you're not supposed to talk to someone while you're pissing?
>> [_] Anon 2742018 >># just don't cross the streams
>> [_] Anon 2742024 That was a good date, you stared at her cleavage 4 times.
>> [_] Anon 2742031 All of you are socially awkward pricks
>> [_] Anon 2742039 >intense love-making ez tbh
>> [_] Anon 2742060 i will just leave this here showmycode.com
>> [_] Anon 2742067 >># Fuck off googum.
>> [_] Anon 2742069 I don't understand how to break the tension in the cafe.

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[_] Now with strategy guide for sex Anon 2707794 MASTER SEX GUIDE: Romantic: Cycle between going cross-eyed and looking up repeatedly.. Confidence-building: Stay cross-eyed the whole time. Sensual: Make your gaze go lower as the sexing intensifies, then at your own penis, then look up right before climax. Doing this in reverse also works, but always end looking up. Rough: Stare at penis once sexing intensifies, and keep staring even though climax. Confusing: Look all over the damn place. Awkward: Look in one direction other than your penis the entire time. Scary: Look directly at penis the entire time. Painful: Look at her, then go cross-eyed as sexing intensifies. Mediocre: Don't fit any of the other categories. Intense: Alternate between eye contact and looking at your penis. Earth-Shattering: Look at penis, then look up at climax. Selfish: Like Earth-Shattering, but go cross-eyed near the end. Cute: Go cross-eyed, look at penis as sexing intensifies, then go cross-eyed again at climax.
>> [_] Anon 2707806 I can't even get past the second date. I either get too strong or too weak, and the one time I didn't I got "Don't avoid the situation."
>> [_] Anon 2707813 >># Yeah same here I'm a bit stumped, I tried going cross eyed and it told me that now wasn't the time.
>> [_] Anon 2707816 >># Look away from the guy and talk to diffuse the situation with comedy
>> [_] Anon 2707819 How do you break the tension in the first date?
>> [_] Anon 2707820 >># Ahh cheers, this is pretty hard.
>> [_] Anon 2707822 >># cant figure this out either, someone help
>> [_] Anon 2707825 >># Cross your eyes
>> [_] Anon 2707827 Hell yeah, figured the whole thing out. Nice find OP
>> [_] Anon 2707831 >># how 2 comedy
>> [_] Anon 2707832 >Get to second date >Guy beats me up and takes my girl It's just like real life!
>> [_] Anon 2707834 second date. what do?
>> [_] Anon 2707837 Fuck yeah finally did date 2. Get the guy's attention then look to the far left
>> [_] Anon 2707844 >># alternate between looking at the guy and the ground, but not for too long, once you've done that around two-three times, look in the opposite direction to him.
>> [_] Anon 2707884 >># Actually, look at the guy until his expression changes, then talk at your girl for a few moments before looking off on the left to defuse with humor.
>> [_] Anon 2707896 Can't get through fucking coffee stage.
>> [_] Anon 2707903 >># Am I even playing the same game here? I can't interact with the transport chick.
>> [_] Anon 2707905 >There was tension you needed to break. what do
>> [_] Anon 2707908 >># cross eyes >># All i did was look at eyes then chest then her then up and repeat
>> [_] Anon 2707921 >># "Congratulations on completing coitus! Your partner found your love-making to be hyperactive. This is normal behavior for the unexperienced." >tfw on first try

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>> [_] Anon 2704323 How the fuck do you get past the park?
>> [_] Anon 2704325 >># Don't be autistic
>> [_] Anon 2704326 http://i.imgur.com/dh6fh8d.png >I_dont_even.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2704329 How to coffee pls
>> [_] Anon 2704331 http://i.imgur.com/niAkvwp.png
>> [_] Anon 2704332 >># yeah I don't get it
>> [_] Anon 2704334 swfchan archive says go crosseyed
>> [_] Anon 2704335 How do you break the tension in coffee
>> [_] Anon 2704336 >># Put your cursor between your eyes to break the tension
>> [_] Anon 2704337 >># >># Cross your eyes. Yes, I know the game keeps telling you not to do that on the first 3 stages, just ignore that fact and do it anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2704343 >># How do you do the park one I've been at it for like 10 minutes and ether the guy kicks my ass or I avoided the problem.
>> [_] Anon 2704345 >># Look at him then to the left, as if dismissing him.
>> [_] Anon 2704351 >You orgasmed alot. Wow, so much for being socially acceptable. Also, what's the best outcome for the sex part?
>> [_] Anon 2704354 Whatever i do it says i acted too strongly, In the park. How to pass it?
>> [_] Anon 2704356 I cant even get past the transport stage ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2704369 >># Hint: Take an interest in another person's interests.
>> [_] Anon 2704371 Man, first time I played this, I felt so fucking inept. I could have sworn socialising was that hard.
>> [_] Anon 2704373 >># what do you mean?
>> [_] Anon 2704375 >># Imagine their being something better to do after telling off the roidraged gent.
>> [_] Anon 2704376 >># >tfw I would be capable of shooing away the retard with my glare Does this game even know I'm a big guy?
>> [_] Anon 2704377 >># so i look at him then what?
>> [_] Anon 2704378 pro tip for making love to the ladies, lay down straight next to your woman and mimic her eye movements. this will complete the act of love making
>> [_] Anon 2704380 how do i do the park level?
>> [_] Anon 2704381 >># look that fucker right in the eyes and beat the crap out of him
>> [_] Anon 2704382 >># got it fam
>> [_] Anon 2704383 >># dang nigga, get the perspective right crossing your eyes also gives you an explosive orgasm
>> [_] Anon 2704385 >># stare at him until your character starts talking. When you start talking look away to the left.
>> [_] Anon 2704426 wtf, am I not supposed to look at her when I talk?
>> [_] Anon 2704441 >># then you check your dubs
>> [_] Anon 2704450 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2704456 coffee: look at her, when you begin talking look at the coffee then at her, when you stop talking cross your eyes Parl: when the guy comes up look at him, when you begin talking glancee at the clouds then left, then cross your eyes
>> [_] Anon 2704461 >If you have trouble making eye contact, don't dart your eyes randomly or stare at the floor. There's a spot in between their eye brows you can kind of stare at. It makes it look like you're making eye contact when you're really not >Mix up responses between repeating what they said as a question, and rephrasing what they said. But don't do this all the time, spread it out in the conversation or it becomes too obvious. This conveys to them that you were paying attention. >Really asking questions in general is good as it encourages them to keep talking, while you don't have to say shit. >The key to a good fake smile is raising the corners of your mouth and the corner of the eyes crinkling a bit >You can practice small talk when you're out and about. Just hide your watch and go ask someone randomly for the time in the street. Or comment on the weather or whatever the fuck at a bus stop.
>> [_] Anon 2704462 >># It must suck to not just be able to socialize naturally.
>> [_] Anon 2704477 >># WINNER!
>> [_] Anon 2704482 Goddamn life is hard
>> [_] Anon 2704487 http://minus.com/i/2hckB2jt1Ru8 Just the way I like it.
>> [_] Anon 2704491 >># It really does :/
>> [_] Anon 2704492 >># >Just hide your watch and go ask someone randomly for the time in the street. But I don't even have a watch. I don't even have a phone to check my time either.
>> [_] Anon 2704498 Pro tip: cross your eyes during sex to orgasm a lot, and build her confidence.
>> [_] Anon 2704522 >># Exactly what I was going to post. Gotta try this hot tip in real life someday.
>> [_] Anon 2704523 My favorite thing is to just stare the guy down in the urinal, assert dominance. Stupid game doesn't realize how effective this technique is.
>> [_] Anon 2704529 I always felt the one thing I can't get right in social interactions is the correct amount of stare, especially when I am nervous. This game was tailor-made to mess with me.
>> [_] Anon 2704538 lol i moved it over to look at other dudes dik at the very end and it said congratz kekekeke
>> [_] Anon 2704539 >># irl you are 5'5

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[_] Anon 2701390 You're not autistic are you? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] dem gains !5/TUXP9PC. 2701397 how do I break the tension at the coffee. HNNG
>> [_] Anon 2701399 Well...guess I'm autistic, can't break the tension :/
>> [_] Anon 2701402 go cross eyed
>> [_] Anon 2701403 ....you go crosseyed to break the tension...
>> [_] Anon 2701404 Holy shit, do you fucking virgins not even know about going cross eyed on dates to break the tension? This is why you cant get laid.
>> [_] Anon 2701405 >># Just wait until they get to the alpha male boss
>> [_] Anon 2701406 >># KEK
>> [_] Anon 2701408 >># I know these kunts are filthy virgin plebs. This game is ez mode
>> [_] Anon 2701409 >># I really don't understand that part, I too intense? escalated, he would die man. I dont give a damn, but normally guys tend to look to my eyes and just don't bother anymore. what does the game want?
>> [_] Anon 2701410 >># stare intently at his penis. hard gay ending.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2701411 My sex is mediocre/awkward/painful How do
>> [_] Anon 2701412 >># look shifty
>> [_] Anon 2701413 >># How did you get past the park? >escalated >too weakly >not the time to be doing that wat do?
>> [_] Anon 2701414 >># APPARENTLY if you just dart your eyes to the cloud while talking to him you get "you diffused the situation with humour"
>> [_] Anon 2701415 I'M MEDIOCRE AT MAKING LOVE! NOOOOoooooooo
>> [_] Anon 2701417 my life
>> [_] Anon 2701418 >># holy shit, this game
>> [_] Anon 2701419 >># How? I do that and it says "avoiding the situation doesn't help"
>> [_] Anon 2701420 >># I have to say, I way better at in real life than games. oh well
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2701421 >># Wait for they to pay attention to you, then shift your gaze swiftly between them, then cross your eyes, then look away to the left.
>> [_] Anon 2701422 >># >># guys, just act like you would in real life.
>> [_] Anon 2701423 I'm so damn glad this isn't how socialization really is.
>> [_] Anon 2701424 >># get up, looking into his eyes, and not say a word, the most aggressive he get the closer I get to him , even grab his shoulder, not man till today was more alpha than me. no idea what to do, I disrupt they're engagement at all.
>> [_] Anon 2701425 >># I actually may have aspergers, so I wouldn't know what the fuck to do in real life either.
>> [_] dem gains !5/TUXP9PC. 2701427 so this game is teaching me to always cross my eyes when I have a social interaction with a girl -,- that is the stupidest shit ever. Nobody does that
>> [_] Anon 2701429 >># In real life you don't collapse into the nether realm when you look at someone the wrong way.
>> [_] Anon 2701430 >># only people with autism use ambivalent anime emoticons.
>> [_] dem gains !5/TUXP9PC. 2701431 I don't fucking know waht to do at the damn park. I hate this game and I hate life
>> [_] Anon 2701432 >># In real life, you don't get in their nether regions either.
>> [_] Anon 2701433 >># Holy fuck that didn't work but going cross eye'd and then talking to him and then repeating doesn't make him mad or you avoid it BUT IT NEVER ENDS. I DID THAT SHIT FOR 20 MINUTES. IT NEVER ENDED. I must be getting trolled
>> [_] Anynomous 2701435 was looking at her book and her face to hope to get a reaction and all i get was i creeped her out...fine...Game officallys states me as a stalker how to master this level?
>> [_] Anon 2701437 >># see >># kinda. i just said like 2 things to the guy then crossed my eyes and looked to the left and ur character keeps talking with a smile on his face. Now, is there any other ending than the "mediocre sex/platonic relationship" ending?
>> [_] Anon 2701439 >># Crossing your eyes during the entire thing gets you a cute ending. Don't know what the master ending is though
>> [_] Anon 2701440 >># Looking shifty gives you "confused". Rolling your eyes gives you "hyperactive"
>> [_] Anon 2701441 >># god, just like in real life. You mimic her eye movements. You look where she's looking. I feel sorry for your lovers
>> [_] Anon 2701442 >># >tripfag >thinking this game is supposed to teach you enjoy no social gains
>> [_] Anon 2701443 >># Just tried it. "Confidence gaining".
>> [_] Anon 2701444 >># Well, that is a good ending, but its also a good ending if u cross ur eyes the whole time. Is there an ending that at least tells you that you won the game or something?
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2701445 Congratulations on completing coitus! Your partner found your love-making to be confidence building. You orgasmed alot. Crossing eyes and looking like I was having a epileptic seizure near the end gave me this
>> [_] Anon 2701446 "Congratulations on completing coitus, your partner found your love making to be earth-shattering. How is such a thing even possible?"
>> [_] Anon 2701447 >># Tried it again. Keeping it in the middle without moving is confidence building. Moving it up and down makes it cute.
>> [_] Anon 2701448 >># ah, i found another one, if you look down the whole time and look up at the end then it tells you that your love making was intense
>> [_] Anon 2701449 How do you beat the threesome ending with the condom saleslady? I can't satisfy both at once.
>> [_] Anon 2701450 >># Alright, now you're just fucking with us.
>> [_] Anon 2701451 >># you orgasm alot
>> [_] Anon 2701452 >Congratulations on completing coitus! Your partner found your love-making to be scary. Your fixation on the genital interaction was troubling. What
>> [_] Anon 2701453 >># > threesome ending with the condom saleslady > condom saleslady > saleslady > lady
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2701454 >># >implying you have to satisfy women to be happy
>> [_] Anon 2701459 >># Just to prove I'm not lying http://imgur.com/BQmieBG
>> [_] Anon 2701461 >># Personally got that by looking down until she looks up, then looking up. The opposite results in intense.
>> [_] Anon 2701464 >># I just moved my mouse to the rhythm of the fucking. It's the same premise I use when I fuck irl, I just put on some music and fuck to the beat.
>> [_] Anon 2701465 >># grats anon, you are finally a man.
>> [_] Anon 2701466 i was a little curious about the game and how to do certain things, so i looked it up and found that this was made by the same guy who did v-tech massacre and slaying of sandy hook.
>> [_] Anon 2701467 >># Huh, that does explain why you get hyperactive if you wave your cursor around like a spaz.
>> [_] Anon 2701472 >># This is the prequel to his elliot roger game. When things don't get intense, they get deadly.
>> [_] Anon 2701502 Got "Sensual, you showed unexpected skill" by just mimicing her eyes. Eye movement sure is important.
>> [_] Anon 2701529 holy shit m8, why does this guy spaghetti so hard when he's buying some god damn condoms
>> [_] Anon 2701538 >># You probably stared at her vag too much
>> [_] Anon 2701561 Anybody gotten more than 8 cleavage glances during coffee?
>> [_] Anon 2701563 This is funny as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2701567 I am rough at sex, how is that good? also somewhat accurate.
>> [_] Anon 2701569 >># >u got earth shattering? foreignfag here, got this on second move or some shit. What is it?
>> [_] Anon 2701573 >># Earth shattering implies your sex was momentous or of amazing importance. As in; if people knew about it, they'd think it's so good you could possibly change the face of the planet.
>> [_] Anon 2701579 >># In real life I'd just tell them to go fuck themselves, if the situation escalates then that happened, fuck him and whoever wants to escalate.
>> [_] Anon 2701593 >># This has to be fucking pasta
>> [_] Anon 2701597 >this behavior isn't unexpected on pulic transport but also not the best practice. oh i'm kekkin

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>> Anon 17323 Social Interaction Trainer [IMG] SIT.swf (1.6 MiB) 960x540, Compressed. 6 frames, 60 fps (00:00). Ver8, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: <METADATA> [find in archive]
>> Horsie 17329 Hilarious, but some parts are really hard because the game is rough on its edges. At least I completed all the sections...
>> Anon 17331 >># HOLY FUCK! Congratulations.
>> Anon 17332 >># It works better on gamejolt, where it was originally uploaded.
>> Anon 17338 So is mediocre sex the best you can do? The game likes to shut you down on all the other parts but that part just let's you do whatever you want. That part at the park was pure bullshit though.
>> Anon 17344 How the fuck do you get past the faggot at the park? I'm on a phone and because mouse cursors are impossible to impliment into the flash plugin or something thanks adobe, I have to click to move his gaze; that doesn't help.
>> Anon 17345 >># Look left. "You diffused the situation with humor"
>> Anon 17348 >># Simply looking left will cause it to say you are weak or you are avoiding or something. Anyway, just look at the dude and then look left, and once your guy is looking left wait for him to stop talking then look back right at the guy, then start looking left again until you stop talking and then look back at the guy. Keep doing this until that part is over.
>> Anon 17349 >># Great job convincing me that my method didn't work and that I didn't finish the game.
>> Anon 17413 fucking "tension you needed to break" at the coffee one??
>> Anon 17427 >># Invert your eyes.
>> Anon 17435 >># Still don't get it... Wherever I look, nothing happens, she starts looking sad, dead.
>> Anon 24209 >># You have to go cross-eyed by putting your mouse between his eyes It's the pinnacle of humor

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[_] Social Interaction Trainer Anon 2664435 Fuck you reCaptcha! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2664446 what the fuck do i do for the coffee one it says i need to break tension, but looking everywhere doesn't do anything, except her breasts, which i get chewed out for
>> [_] Anon 2664447 >># You must look within....
>> [_] Anon 2664452 >># oh, crosseyed
>> [_] Anon 2664457 >># How do i win the park? Anywhere I look besides at the guy causes me to lose for being weak, and looking at him starts a fight.
>> [_] Anon 2664459 >># stare at guy then to your left to
>> [_] Anon 2664463 Shattering sex. Sounds like an epic win to me
>> [_] Anon 2664490 Ok after few tries I got the sensual sex. I think it's enough
>> [_] Anon 2664504 Remove googum from the premises. Stay off of /f/, stay off of /agdg/.
>> [_] Anon 2664510 need help with cashier what do i do
>> [_] Anon 2664515 >># wiggle back and forth from him to the package
>> [_] Anon 2664516 >># Intense Confidence building Awkward Painful How many sex results are there?
>> [_] Anon 2664519 holy fuck how do you even get past coffee intense or it just stops because I'm not looking at her every goddamn second
>> [_] Anon 2664521 >># is painful the same as scary? did I find something new and how do I get painful?
>> [_] Anon 2664524 what is this sjw bullshit
>> [_] Anon 2664526 >># Mirror what she did with her eyes with talking.
>> [_] Anon 2664533 >There was tension you needed to break Fuck you
>> [_] Anon 2664535 >># make a face, make her laugh
>> [_] Anon 2664537 >># It seems to be designed to help people with aspergers or autism learn what to do with their eyes in social situations.
>> [_] Anon 2664539 >get to sex part >every time, no matter what different patterns of looking I choose, it ends up as "mediocre" I guess that's it for me. I'm going to bed. ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2664540 >># It's a joke you loser.
>> [_] Anon 2664546 >Go cross-eyed while buying condoms "Please stop doing that."
>> [_] Anon 2664552 >># i got rough and mediocre
>> [_] Anon 2664553 >># Couldn't get passed the park. This game is too fucking tedious and intuitive. I hate guessing at cryptic game mechanics.
>> [_] Anon 2664555 I feel like this "training simulator" is training me to be beta >: /
>> [_] Anon 2664556 >># no joke go cross eye
>> [_] Anon 2664557 >># How do you get rough?
>> [_] Anon 2664560 >># I got "earth-shattering" by looking up and down a lot. "confusing" by looking left and right a lot
>> [_] Anon 2664563 >># β>Ω
>> [_] Anon 2664588 I've gotten Awkward, Confusing, Cute, and Mediocre, but I can't seem to get Earth-Shattering >Just like real life...
>> [_] Anon 2664597 >># how to cute, and I'll tell you earth shattering
>> [_] Anon 2664604 >># cross your eyes the whole time
>> [_] Anon 2664607 >># what i do with the coffee thing?
>> [_] Anon 2664610 >># look at her, when she stops talking cross your eyes
>> [_] Anon 2664612 >># umm it says i need medical attention or making people uncomfotable when i do
>> [_] Anon 2664614 >># are you looking at her cleavage? gotta glance a few times
>> [_] Anon 2664616 >># I'm getting "mediocre" all the time. Not even in a fucking flash I'm any good.
>> [_] Anon 2664620 >># Stare at her and then let your eyes gravitate towards your parts as things speed up. Then keep them there. This, this is how you rough.
>> [_] Anon 2664621 How do i win the park, it keeps saying im avoidig the situation when i keep going back and forth from looking at him then to the left
>> [_] Anon 2664627 >># >you orgasmed alot kek
>> [_] Anon 2664632 >># This
>> [_] Anon 2664634 >># >># keep looking at the guy until you start talking,wait a tiny bit,then look at the cloud on the left side, worked for me

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[_] Anon 2641231
>> [_] Storyteller Berndt !Y8crD5lqSE 2641235 how to break tension at coffee?
>> [_] Anon 2641237 >># I need to know as well.
>> [_] Anon 2641238 Go crosseyed.
>> [_] Anon 2641240 >># Is this some SJW faggotry?
>> [_] Anon 2641243 >># >># I managed to do it by going cross eyed
>> [_] Anon 2641245 I can't figure out the park. I either act too strongly, and get punted by the douchebag, or I avoid the situation, and get punted by the douchebag.
>> [_] Storyteller Berndt !Y8crD5lqSE 2641246 >># same here, ow whatever I do the park date escalates
>> [_] Anon 2641247 >go crosseyed on second date >"Now is really not the time to do that" lol
>> [_] Anon 2641248 >># Just look all over, especially back and forth. You will, diffuse the situation with humor.
>> [_] Anon 2641249 >You're partner found your love-making confusing, not even sure what happend
>> [_] Anon 2641250 >just go cross eyed on romance >Your partner found your love-making to be confidence building.
>> [_] Anon 2641251 >># I got it. Only glance at the cleavage twice.
>> [_] Anon 2641255 Your lover found your love-making earth shattering, how is this even possible?
>> [_] Anon 2641259 >avoiding the situation doesn't help what do i look like? a fucking normalfag
>> [_] Anon 2641264 >stare at coffee STOP LOOKING AT MY BREASTS >eyes drift for a second LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU >say two words WOW DO I GET A TURN TO SPEAK its the perfect sim
>> [_] Storyteller Berndt !Y8crD5lqSE 2641276 >Intercourse >go cross eyed >Your partner found your lovemaking to be confidence building. You Orgasmed alot
>> [_] Anon 2641279 how the fuck do I beat the park I tried looking around everywhere but it told me to pay attention. whattafuck?
>> [_] Anon 2641290 How do I stop my ass from getting punted across the field at the park?
>> [_] Anon 2641293 >># >SJW >>>/pol/
>> [_] Anon 2641297 >># look at him until you start talking, then look the opposite direction
>> [_] Anon 2641316 Go cross-eyed everywhere. Get things ranging from "You appear to need medical attention" to "While this behaviour isn't unexpected on a transport.." Get to the end, purchasing condoms, go cross eyed - "Please stop doing that"
>> [_] Anon 2641324 >Your partner found your love-making to be earth-shattering. How is such a thing even possible? damn right
>> [_] Anon 2641344 Oh jesus fuck. Go back to /agdg/ Googum. And then leave /agdg/ since nobody likes you there.
>> [_] Anon 2641358 >># I like Googum. Eh makes edgy games and doesnt afraid of anybody.
>> [_] Anon 2641377 Stare at your junk during sex to have your partner find it scary.
>> [_] Anon 2641380 >Your partner found your love-making to be confusing. Not even sure what happened.
>> [_] !!BJiYgff8zf2 2641384 This is hilarious
>> [_] Anon 2641387 >># >make eye contact >stare at boobs a few times >go cross eyed >stare up >your partner found your love-making to be sensual. you showed unexpected skill aww yea
>> [_] Anon 2641388 What love making screens did you guys get? I got hyperactive, erotic reading, awkward, scary, and mediocre. Mediocre was from going back and forth to the ears and it suggested that I should be in a platonic relationship kek.
>> [_] Anon 2641389 what the fuck? >that was a good date, you glanced at the cleavage 5 times how the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 2641391 >># Just got selfish. Stare at genitals first half, go crosseyed second half.
>> [_] Anon 2641393 >># do you even know what sjw means
>> [_] !!BJiYgff8zf2 2641394 >># I got intense. is that the same as erotic reading?
>> [_] Anon 2641398 >># i glanced at her breasts 7 times and still passed. i am the master of sublety.
>> [_] Anon 2641401 >transport >glance occasionally at book and face, otherwise look around >creepy >stare at boobs the whole time >gained a romantic interest okay
>> [_] Anon 2641403 >># >Painful. Try to be kinder next time. Just how?
>> [_] Anon 2641415 http://oi62.tinypic.com/rkyc2f.jpg P̵̡͚̠͇̩̠̬̰ͥ̾ͬ̿ͣļ̷̛͍̆̆ͫe̡͖̳̮͇̙͖̐̇ͥ̏ͤ̂͆̚͜ ̩a̐͐̍ͮ̓ͬ͋̑͏̝̜s̨̬̼͆ͩ̂̄̎̋ͤ͘͜e̸͙͇͈͈ͯ͆̈ͨ̈́͐ͬ͡ͅ ̦̬̗ ̲̩͚̲ͤ͌͘s͚͖͍̰̙̓̓t̮̱͂̎͊o̗͕̯̰ͨͦṕ̭͙̪̱̜͍͚̣ ̴̨̘͔̥ͥͧͧͥ̄d̷̳͈̝̟̲ͪ̽̉͠o̢͒͋̈ͧ̈́҉̝͈͕̬̙iͭ̋̒̈́ͮ ̷͈̉̽̕ņ͈̝̭̱̫̪͙̺ͬ͂͑͋̅̔̽͜ģ̛̮̠͎͖̇̐ͦ̍͘ͅ ̮̝ͮ͋̀̂̿͗ͥͮ͘͞ẗ̡̪̺͚̝̠͚́͗ͪ̍ͨ͜ͅhͥͮ̌͐̽ͭ̆́̚҉͇̘ ̩a̵̘̭̙͕̺̹̰̲̞̓̓ͫͥ̕t̸̓̈́ͤ̐̒́̈́̚͏̗͎̻͙͔͎̣̹͚

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[_] 14 different sex endings Anon 2612599
>> [_] Anon 2612601 >Can't get past the first date Just like real life.
>> [_] Anon 2612603 >># Can't get past coffee
>> [_] Anon 2612605 HOW DO I BREAK THE FUCKING TENSION?
>> [_] Anon 2612607 oh I did it nevermind make right eye point right and left one point left
>> [_] Anon 2612608 >># What would you do in real life anon?
>> [_] Anon 2612610 how the fuck do i do the park?
>> [_] Anon 2612611 Can't get past park. Fucking douchebag talking to my gf.
>> [_] Anon 2612612 >Guy comes and hits on your date. Also like real life.
>> [_] Anon 2612614 >># >># >tfw can't get past coffee fuggggg
>> [_] Anon 2612615 >Have sexual intercourse B-but how?
>> [_] Anon 2612617 >># >># Move your mouse to the left and talk it out with humor.
>> [_] Anon 2612618 >># >sexual intercourse >not coitus it just happened like breathing you are not even beware of it happening it anymore
>> [_] Anon 2612619 This is seriously retarded. Why are all these artfags trying to make games nowadays? Nothing pisses me off more than these nongames that try to 2edgy their way into being viral. Pointless bullshit wasted effort and time.
>> [_] Anon 2612620 >># Pointless and a waste of effort it was not because u mad
>> [_] Anon 2612621 >># Make him go cross eyed to defuse the situation Now how do I deal with the Alpha fuck stealing my bitch
>> [_] Anon 2612622 >># So did you and I just.. make coitus?
>> [_] Anon 2612623 >># >act like a literal retard to break the tension I don't think this is how dates usually go :^(
>> [_] Anon 2612624 >># look at him for a bit, then look down, then look to the left
>> [_] Anon 2612627 Got the platonic ending, the confidence boosting ending, the mediocre ending and the awkward ending. Interesting game, but the endings aren't particularly rewarding.
>> [_] Anon 2612630 >># I dunno... did we?
>> [_] Anon 2612634 >># hurrdurr trolls trolling trolls such clevers boys
>> [_] Anon 2612638 I give up on coffee after 20 fails.
>> [_] Anon 2612640 >># You have to be autistic to win. When nobody is talking cross your eyes.
>> [_] Anon 2612648 fuck this fucking game
>> [_] Anon 2612651 I got mediocre, cute, awkward, scary, confusing and sensual.
>> [_] Anon 2612652 >># It's not working
>> [_] Anon 2612655 how to park
>> [_] Anon 2612658 aww yeh I made sweet sweet confusing coitus
>> [_] Anon 2612659 Except those listed above, I got earth-shattering and rough. Didn't get cute, scary and sensual.
>> [_] Anon 2612660 how the fuck do i get past coffee
>> [_] Anon 2612661 >># stare at boobs 5 times
>> [_] Anon 2612662 >># didnt work anon
>> [_] Anon 2612663 Congratulations on completing coitus! Your partner found your love-making to be scary. Your fixation on the genital interaction was troubling.
>> [_] Anon 2612664 "Congratulations on completing coitus! Your partner found your love-making to be intense. Have you been reading romantic fiction" Not really, I listened to the audio book version of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' read by Gilbert Gottfried while fondling a stuffed parrot toy...
>> [_] Anon 2612672 "Congratulations on completing coitus! Your partner found your love-making to be hyperactive. This is normal behavior for the unexperienced."
>> [_] Anon 2612673 can't get past the park, anyone know how to into park?
>> [_] Anon 2612674 >># Roll your eyes four times, and go slowly between looking at him and looking to the left
>> [_] Anon 2612675 steps on passing coffee for r9k plz
>> [_] Anon 2612676 >># Look at her when's he talking Look around when your talking Cross eyes when things get silent
>> [_] Anon 2612678 >># Look at her while she's talking. When you start talking alternate between looking at her, looking down and looking up. Ratio should be about 6:2:1. When the silence starts. Go cross-eyed until she starts laughing then look at her again and you've got it.
>> [_] Anon 2612683 i cant get past the park