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[_] Anon 3479642 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3479643 >SCP-1253-1 instances will interact with subjects in the six to fifteen age range. Subjects will exhibit severely impaired judgement and be convinced by SCP-1253-1 instances to progress to the nearest high-altitude landform. SCP-1253-1 instances will there instruct subjects in a polytheistic religion bearing heavy similarity to the Quechuan religion. Instances will explain the structure of this religion, the procedures for various ceremonies, rituals and feast days, and demonstrate how to correctly conduct Capacocha. >Subjects who have experienced SCP-1253 phenomenon appear to maintain various correlations. The majority of subjects demonstrate symptoms of obsessive-compulsive disorder, including paranoia and intrusive thoughts, as well as apparent sociopathy and criminal tendencies. A minority of subjects also claim membership to the 'Children of the Sun.' The existence of such an organisation has not been verified; there is some doubt to its existence. Cool.
>> [_] Anon 3479655 >># As a trans person, I don't feel quite represented by that entry. Please change it immediatly, kthxbai.
>> [_] Anon 3479706 I got SCP-305
>> [_] Anon 3479743 >># jokes aside it's a genuine shame what happened to SCP
>> [_] Anon 3479745 >># Jokes aside, trans rights are human rights and seething on the internet won't change that, nor make them go away.

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[_] Anon 3359127 would you like to play Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3359260 >># Got 001 at the first attempt. Is this scripted?
>> [_] Anon 3359262 >># There is/was a random link on the site that refreshes every minute. Might not be there anymore, though
>> [_] Anon 3359272 >># its still there on the side bar
>> [_] Anon 3359273 >># Nope, it's random. *sigh* I remember when SCP wasn't festered with bullshit SCPs. SO fucking hard to find good ones anymore that actually give you chills, it's all 12 year old creepy-spaghetti-o's now. Anyone remember the game based on this stuff? It was Irrlicht engine or something, had dungeon-crawl dynamics and some actually creepy visuals and shit. Damn, I wish I had a HDD big enough to save every click I've ever made through the web...

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[_] Secure Contain Protect ~Q Anon 3297376 Time to bone up on all our "assets"

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[_] Anon 3289787 spooky
>> [_] Anon 3289796 Woah man calm down! Halloween's next week
>> [_] Anon 3289804 first try took me to 1002

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[_] Anon 3127110 Roll for nope waifu. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3127138 >># >SPC-085 >literally a 2d waifu wow
>> [_] Anon 3127157 SCP 1397 I literally got /pol/ as my waifu. God save me.
>> [_] Anon 3127175 >># scp-1390 Gay. I got a slab that turns you into a grammar Nazi
>> [_] Anon 3127208 >># I wonder what SCP 1488 is... It's turtles.
>> [_] Anon 3127247 scp-078-j Wat.
>> [_] Anon 3127260 SCP-290 a metallic box that locks you inside and deforms you and your limbs before spitting you out like normal. I wonder if I can just stick my dick inside instead. Get a nice mutated dick and bragging rights.
>> [_] Anon 3127264 > SCP-1556 > /mlp/ + /x/ Okay.
>> [_] Anon 3127268 >># My waifu is stacks of animatable paper. I can live with this. http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-445

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[_] Post your get Anon 3022561 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3022594 >># http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1558 here you go op kun
>> [_] Anon 3022613 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471
>> [_] Anon 3022642 I clicked the button and all I got was autism
>> [_] Anon 3022643 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-285 I get to annoy the fuck out of people.
>> [_] Anon 3022700 >># 790 animated blood within a human host nightmares forever thanks op
>> [_] Anon 3022724 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1212 A.. Stool... A FUCKING STOOL
>> [_] Anon 3022725 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-040
>> [_] Anon 3022727 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-402 Wow.
>> [_] Anon 3022743 >># http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-585 I'm a pencil sharpener
>> [_] Anon 3022762 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1973 Quicksand. Neat.

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[_] Anon 2985695 Post your results
>> [_] Anon 2985698 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-582 >rancorous launghter
>> [_] Anon 2985703 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1873 magic crayon box
>> [_] Anon 2985706 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1638 Pretty nice. Silent forest.
>> [_] Anon 2985717 i got a gold painted urinal what? http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1618
>> [_] Anon 2985718 A magic yarn ball. http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-066
>> [_] Anon 2985725 I got a subway station haunted by communists. http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2727
>> [_] Anon 2985727 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1699 A fucking sentient volcano.
>> [_] http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1103 2985732 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1103 damn its 5 a..m. here I don't need these spooks
>> [_] Anon 2985736 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1699 Lol, Sentient volcano that wishes it could destroy everything but is bummed it can't.
>> [_] Anon 2985740 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1891 magic painting that alters other paintings
>> [_] Anon 2985743 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1020 Ghost mail. This one is fucked.
>> [_] Anon 2985750 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1665 ...Crossword puzzles...
>> [_] Anon 2985756 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-500 Cures all diseases.
>> [_] Anon 2985764 scp-1228 An anomalous website that makes you think its your fan club.... well, they can't all be gems.
>> [_] Anon 2985769 A radioactive, indestructble, Blind, living 1950's Soviet Space suit Huh? http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1959
>> [_] Anon 2985773 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 This is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.
>> [_] Anon 2985775 A router. http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-380 Some of these are well written, but than you see ones like this...
>> [_] Anon 2985798 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1011 Humanization Process
>> [_] Anon 2985814 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096 Ugly dude that hates it when you see his face. And then kills you.

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[_] Anon 2940161 Post your results Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2940181 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-439 All too spooky
>> [_] Anon 2940279 Got 1507 F L A M I N G O E S
>> [_] Anon 2940298 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1909
>> [_] Anon 2940373 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1867
>> [_] Anon 2940379 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1132 its rape time.

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[_] Anon 2925345 I'm bored. We D class now. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2925349 >># http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1157 Cool ass article
>> [_] Anon 2925358 i got dis one http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1632
>> [_] Anon 2925362 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1371
>> [_] Anon 2925371 but the wiki has a random button
>> [_] Anon 2925378 >># you must be great at parties
>> [_] Anon 2925417 >># http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1410 well that's an interesting one.
>> [_] Anon 2925422 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2558-j
>> [_] Anon 2925429 These things are all a lot stupider than I remember. It's an ordinary opal, except when you touch it you get accused of a serious crime! How spooky!!! Woooo, the Ryugyong Hotel is actually a containment facility for a 45 foot slab of bronze that zaps people of their consciousness *unless* they're communists! I bet you never thought of that! A ghost tire swing that can hang itself in midair at will? What the fuck? Who thinks these are scary?
>> [_] Anon 2925474 wow, I remember this site, if I recall there was a 3D homebrew creeper/thriller game loosely attached to this. thought this was topkek for an spc: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-137

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[_] Anon 2920143 Post your results Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2920146 Huh. SCP is still a thing? I kinda gave up on it once it had like 1500 articles and only a couple dozen were actually worth reading.
>> [_] Anon 2920155 >SCP-786 is a large funnel composed of high-density █████████ polymer. >The funnel has an internal diameter of 1.14 m across its wide end and 9.50 cm across its narrow end. Why don't I have one yet?
>> [_] Anon 2920176 scp-1247 lel
>> [_] Anon 2920198 SCP-341
>> [_] Anon 2920200 scp 005 It's a key that opens all doors. Much like a skeleton key. skeletons... /r/ rattle me bones
>> [_] Anon 2920206 >># SCP-1846 literally a corn angel. made me laugh.
>> [_] Anon 2920220 >Object Class: Keter oh boy here we go
>> [_] Anon 2920232 SCP-217 >A virus, incurable by current means, with a rate of infectivity at 100% >It alters the biochemistry of organic tissue, causing organic matter to re-arrange into a form of “organic metal”.
>> [_] Anon 2920238 SCP-976... it's a fucking HDD
>> [_] Anon 2920243 SCP-031 a romantic oil blob >Subjects viewing SCP-031 directly will see it as a person the subject knew and had a romantic attraction to at some point in their past. It's safe to put my trust in him/her
>> [_] Anon 2920253 SCP-283 >Description: For all intents and purposes, SCP-283 is an ordinary rock, slightly mottled and worn from age and collisions, made of dark gray granite. However, instead of following the usual route of gravity, SCP-283 is pulled in the direction of exact magnetic East. Literally just a rock the falls East
>> [_] Anon 2920259 >># ooh baby

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[_] Anon 2862727
>> [_] Anon 2862754 You get all my KTE's for this. Greetings from the GOC.
>> [_] Anon 2862781 Every time that I forget SCP is a thing, something reminds me that it exists, thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 2862804 Actually works, unlike the website's own button *It tends to stay on the same SCP.
>> [_] Anon 2862807 >># I got: >Plate that turns regular food into human body tissue >Forlorn saguaro >Murderous amusement park

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[_] Anon 2707911 Post your results
>> [_] Anon 2707912 OP here I got SCP-1587, aka a bed that transports you inside your dream would be neat for the hawt ones
>> [_] Anon 2707914 >># Item #: SCP-924 Object Class: Euclid Description: SCP-924 is a species of pale humanoid measuring approximately 2 meters (6.5 feet) in height. The entities have the appearance of a waterlogged human corpse, with the addition of several bony, antler-like growths on the head and a set of external gills located just below the rib cage. They are capable of swimming at speeds up to 30 km/h and surviving at depths of up to 1 kilometer. SCP-924 requires a near-freezing arctic environment to function properly, and will lapse into a state of estivation if the water around it rises above 4ºC (39.2ºF).
>> [_] Anon 2707915 SCP-1912 A pocket watch that creates drips nectar that when in contact with the human skin creates blisters that EXPLODE INTO BEES
>> [_] Anon 2707916 Description: SCP-164 is a strain of cancerous cells that causes sarcoma-like tumors in host bodies. While cell DNA appears to be primarily derived from human DNA, the cells now effectively exist as unicellular, asexually-reproducing parasites. Several characteristics make SCP-164 remarkable: SCP-164 is the only parasitic (transmittable) cancer known to infect human beings. Also 25% of the tumours become pregnant with parasites that burst out of you like a botfly.
>> [_] Anon 2707937 >SCP-1665 >a crossword
>> [_] Anon 2707972 SCP-1396 five weaponized satellites that are shooting at something on Jupiter and one day something shot back
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2708014 I got a bottle of windex
>> [_] Anon 2708018 scp 735 hard drive with a nasty attutide that is also contagious. wear gloves when handling

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[_] What's the worst that could happen? Anon 2692591
>> [_] Anon 2692596 I got SCP-040 Basically a Loli that can turn any object into a living being
>> [_] Anon 2692609 a box of bandages that makes wounds worse then actually healing big whoop
>> [_] Anon 2692614 SCP-530
>> [_] Anon 2692617 scp-297 A really hardcore dildo
>> [_] Anon 2692618 I got SCP-509. Neat.
>> [_] Anon 2692625 SCP-170 It`s a tube of superglue that makes objects phase into each other, then molecularly bonds them together. Neat.
>> [_] Anon 2692631 I got a nice service error and had to reset my connection to my wifi..
>> [_] Anon 2692635 I got SCP-682 >_> sounds like a mini-tarrasque with intelligence and some sort of temporary rapid adaptive evolution.
>> [_] Anon 2692638 951 a glitched Sega cartridge
>> [_] Anon 2692639 SCP-137 >Description: SCP-137 is an entity with the ability to possess a toy, gaining the physical properties, size, and shape of whatever it represents; for example, a teddy bear will become an actual bear, and behave accordingly. I wonder If the WH40k on my shelf counts as a toy... >IT IS A BAAAAAAAANEBLAAAAAADEEE
>> [_] Anon 2692649 SCP-1761 Seems to be a new one, because I went over all SCPs between 1 and 2000 and I don't recall this one
>> [_] Anon 2692682 a dinner plate that turns any food placed on it into something immensely fatty yet immeasurably enticing that will causes cardiac arrest due to fat buildup in major arteries within 5 minutes of consumption
>> [_] Anon 2692688 >># Pretty much, but with an evil cunning and a huge rage against all things living.
>> [_] Anon 2692689 Holy fucking shit 957. Sweet lord. I am not for sleep.
>> [_] Anon 2692690 SCP-1867 A Psychic Sea Slug that is convinced it is a naturalist from the 19th Century, complete with accurate account of where his collection in Britain was. Pretty cool.
>> [_] Anon 2692694 scp-1713, a fully automated, potentially self expanding steam and clockwork manufacturing facility. The clockwork ones seem to all be pretty good
>> [_] Anon 2692698 scp-993 Bobble the Clown this one is fucked up enought o be entertaining and almost scary
>> [_] Anon 2692716 SCP-1705 A collection of 2,705 bones, that can be assembled in various way to create usable tools, machines and inventions
>> [_] Anon 2692717 198-Fuck my life never drinking again
>> [_] Anon 2692719 A Yugoslavian flag that compels all military personnel to defend it to the death against everyone else. >/k/ writes a SCP entry
>> [_] Anon 2692730 SCP-275. The sex is good.

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[_] Go on, push it Anon 2677446 post results Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2677456 >># >no virus everything went worse than expected
>> [_] Anon 2677463 >># >a river that causes cells to group together to make pregnancies and another one that kills the babby Having all of your sperm mix together to create billions of babbies in you sounds frightening.
>> [_] Anon 2677465 >># >Having all of your sperm mix together to create billions of babbies but that's not how is babby formed
>> [_] Anon 2677468 >># with magic rivers, anything is possible!!!!!11! http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-642
>> [_] Anon 2677475 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-072 Oh great there goes my feet.
>> [_] Anon 2677497 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1409 >A song that causes the listener to want to go to a certain location expecting something of value but there's nothing but disappointment in the end Sounds like my life.
>> [_] Anon 2677507 That is pretty cool tho
>> [_] Anon 2677514 >># I got insanely lucky: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-268
>> [_] Anon 2677521 fuck you!
>> [_] Anon 2677537 is this all made up ballshit that kids write in there spare time?
>> [_] Anon 2677539 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999 Cuz Im happy
>> [_] Anon 2677560 >># I love you for making this because it bypasses the stupid "You must wait sixty seconds between refreshes to get a new random page" thing.
>> [_] Anon 2677572 I could almost believe this was a thing. >SCP-1823 is an autonomous and self-sustaining migratory whirlpool.
>> [_] Anon 2677625 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-209 A liquid that when consumed and described, the two nearest people take on those properties.
>> [_] Anon 2677635 >a colony of arachnids >Upon contact with skin, eggs will hatch into juvenile SCP-632, whose sole purpose is to seek out and burrow into the sweat pores in the skin. >Once inside the body, will live off body tissue, burrowing into the nearest blood vessels. >they propagate in the tiny blood vessels in the frontal cortex and rapidly increase in size, living on brain tissue. >Eventually, the skull will fracture and instances of SCP-632 will emerge from the brain and out of the skull oh fuck no
>> [_] Anon 2677650 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1371 >a floating axolotl d'awww
>> [_] Anon 2677658 >># ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 2677661 >a plot of soil approximately 9 m2 in area and 14 m3 in size >has the ability to grow any biological organism to its full potential in a relatively short amount of time >It was recovered from a Detroit basement when authorities were notified of two teenagers growing large amounts of marijuana > two teenagers growing large amounts of marijuana > growing large amounts of marijuana >large amounts of marijuana >marijuana Holy shit
>> [_] Anon 2677666 > When in contact with the skin, it permeates the body's tissues and selectively attacks bone, dissolving the bone mineral and leaving only the soft collagen >Calcium leached from the rest of the body is deposited on the skull, creating grooves and ridges that grow from the interior and exterior surfaces of the skull Jesus
>> [_] Anon 2677668 >># http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files /scp-774/skull2.jpg >Cleaned skull from Subject 774-10 twenty-four hours after exposure
>> [_] Anon 2677679 >># No, all of it is real.