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[_] Anon 2858536
>> [_] Anon 2858546 >># he's just too young, in a few years he will be able to execute and produce something worthwhile
>> [_] Anon 2858549 >># >in a few years he will be able to execute and produce something worthwhile absolutely right and he'll achieve the rank of captain theyll call him Captain Obvious !
>> [_] Anon 2858590 Nothing is the only thing we can say is above us The only things we can understand are things, or, 'something' And nothing, compared to something, is so hard to comprehend, it is the only true thing above and greater than what we could ever be.
>> [_] Anon 2858652 is it just me or is Will kinda trying to cover up the fact that his son is sounding like a douche? or at least trying to distance himself from what his son is saying?
>> [_] Anon 2858654 >># >that's my boy

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[_] Anon 2848304 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2848308 Jaden smith is so goddamn stupid
>> [_] Anon 2848309 >nigga you best not pay me zero for that kush you blazed and call it everything
>> [_] Anon 2848310 How can /f/ be real when our swfs aren't real?
>> [_] Anon 2848312 >there are people right now who blindly eat every word he says oh boy
>> [_] Anon 2848315 >># >YFW he's just "quoting" My Hero, Zero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxYsgRsN g2s
>> [_] Anon 2848356 Meanhile Will is jus sittin there fuckin bein high as fuck, jus repeatin the same shit and bein all amazed an shit.
>> [_] Anon 2848364 this is really annoying. I'm annoyed
>> [_] Anon 2848390 >># he is patronising him
>> [_] Anon 2848454 >># All his twitter shit is from Garfield comic strips too. Kids just an idiot with a platform. buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/jaden-smiths-tweet s-as-garfield-comics#.fwa957Wry7
>> [_] Anon 2848475 >># Kid CLEARLY wants to be a philosopher but his dad has him in scientology. Hand this kid some Kant or Heidegger, or at least send him to /lit/
>> [_] Anon 2848480 >># He really is.

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[_] Anon 2766532
>> [_] Anon 2766565 >># you did this, will smith you are responsible for this nothing which is an undefined number
>> [_] Anon 2766568 I dont get this nothing is not undefined, its just nothing.He thinking of null?
>> [_] Anon 2766570 God that kid is a moron. I almost feel sorry for Will. Almost.
>> [_] Anon 2766573 >># He's actually pretty smart For a nigger.
>> [_] Anon 2766575 >># Jadin is a bit of a try hard I guess. He wants to be seen as some grand philosopher, but he's not, and every time he opens his mouth, or makes another post on twitter, it's just proving it to more and more people.
>> [_] Anon 2766581 >thats pretty deep No it aint, stfu, Woll Smoth, its so damm shallow and stupid. Dont encourage him
>> [_] Anon 2766601 >># Jadin is all sorts of sixteen. i remember trying to be philosophical at sixteen. you sound dumb no matter what. I predict he's going to have a hell of a mental crisis, he's gunna go through a major depression stage, he's generally gunna fuck up, and then he'll come out pretty well by then. Or he'll just get a career in acting like his father and always be trying to match or beat him. it just sucks being in a place where so much is expected from you, and you've gotta meet or exceed that expectation or you'll tear yourself apart... not to mention what everyone else will do.
>> [_] Anon 2766603 >># >It's so fucking deep Hurry up, we need that flash before Thursday ends.
>> [_] Anon 2766605 >># Well, at least he's not completely retarded. He's just a couple centuries of philosophy behind the rest of us... Like most teens. He didn't say anything particularly inaccurate. He just kind of stated the obvious and waited for the applause. Will Smith is still a better father than Billy Ray Cyrus.
>> [_] Pant_Zipper !lk38OS7kEE 2766606 >># Ripped this from YMS, I presume? Nice taste. Synedoche NY 3 came out today if you didn't know.
>> [_] Anon 2766610 The kids actually really smart. He seems pretty chill too. He wears these dresses and really pulls them off.
>> [_] Anon 2766633 Thats pretty much the truth.
>> [_] Anon 2766647 >># >># >># I dont know about you people but i think that nigga is just high as fuck a lot of the time...
>> [_] Anon 2766655 He doesn't need to pass math class because Daddy is a multi-millionaire celebrity.
>> [_] Anon 2766664 Jaden is a retard but sometimes I wish I was him.
>> [_] Anon 2766677 >># He's not that smart, but you're right, Jaden looks great in a dress and a wig.
>> [_] Anon 2766714 >># >He didn't say anything particularly inaccurate Yes he did... You just as retarded nigga. Saying zero is undefined and can mean nothing and everything is as fucking stupid as saying 2+2= carrot.
>> [_] Anon 2766720 >># Sounds like he needs to discover psychedelics. He's at the perfect age to do so.
>> [_] Anon 2766725 >># will smith is tired of his shit, you can tell
>> [_] Anon 2766732 I am skilled at the subject of nothing, something, and everything. Ask me anything.
>> [_] Anon 2766735 >># Will asking you nothing count as asking you something?

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[_] Anon 2760768
>> [_] Anon 2760805 poor will
>> [_] Anon 2760808 how can Jaden not be retarded, if he is?
>> [_] Anon 2760809 >># "wow" >wow, my son actually believes this shit >wow, my son actually said that in an interview >wow, my son is going to grow up with everyone hating his pretentious ideas "wow"
>> [_] Anon 2760810 I love how will responds to him
>> [_] Anon 2760817 will is a pretty piss-poor father apparently, who knew...
>> [_] Anon 2760819 >># he wanted his son to be a free thinker and got exactly that
>> [_] Anon 2760822 maybe jayden is so fucked up because he's so bored. think about it. his dad is will fucking smith. they can afford literally anything they could want. this kid had probably been to disneyworld 50 times before the age of 10. he's experienced everything except, you guessed it, a job. nothing stimulates him, so the only thing he has are his imagination and thoughts. I feel sorry for jayden.
>> [_] Anon 2760824 >># >I feel sorry for jayden. because he gets whatever the fuck he wants? hell naw, gimme sum dat
>> [_] Anon 2760829 >># >"too much of a good thing is shit" -probably Jaden at some point
>> [_] Anon 2760830 >># I dunno man, I feel like jayden doesn't understand what life is like for regular people. Will was a regular guy before fresh prince, he can think back to his school days, and riding the bus, he has some perspective on where he currently is in life. Jayden will never understand regular normal life. if their family somehow lost all their money jayden would be fuuuuuuuucked.
>> [_] Anon 2760854 >># >># >># Yeah, life as a normal guy is so fucking fantastic. Reading the bus is ten times better than a limousine. I fucking love it to live in my 2 rooms appartement and work all day long.
>> [_] Anon 2760867 >># Stop trying to rationalise away your jealousy, Jaden will probably live a happier life than any of us.
>> [_] Anon 2760909 >># You sound ghetto as shit dude.
>> [_] Anon 2760910 >># If I could read a whole bus, I'd probably be less bored than Jayden Smith, that's for sure
>> [_] Anon 2760911 Probably? More like "Well duh, of course his life's gonna be better than any of us". The dude's dad is rich, a well loved actor, and unlike most motherfuckers up there... kinda a nice guy. Fuckin kid's got no idea how easy he has it. = _=''' .
>> [_] Anon 2760912 WOW WILL IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FATHER COULD HAVE TAUGHT YOU SOMETHING ON HOW TO RAISE YOUR KIDS HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK
>> [_] Anon 2760913 "Nothing is nothing." -Macho Man
>> [_] Anon 2760914 well ye it sucks( only if he's not rich anymore), but atm whatever he says he's the boss we all know that rich and dumb guy at school, and we tell our selves he won't get a job he's so dumb, and then someday you meet him with a nice car, because his dad was rich enough
>> [_] Anon 2760917 Why is everyone writing like retards today?
>> [_] Anon 2760920 >># its early yet most of us haven't had our morning cup of cocaine
>> [_] Anon 2760923 Who let this kid in front of a camera?
>> [_] Anon 2760925 Beat this kid up a bit, but eventually he might slow down and start putting his thoughts into practice. A buddah of our time. I'm actually unsarcastically really proud of this little piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 2760934 >># similar upbringing as Siddhārtha, but none of his thoughts are new or interesting, and a lot of his shit is just him misunderstanding concepts
>> [_] Anon 2760938 >># cringedsohard.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2760952 >all these jealous poorfags
>> [_] Anon 2760958 >># I thought his performance was uncannily good in The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008 remake). The problem is when he's in front of a camera without a script.

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[_] That's deep Anon 2740480 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2740487 Hey guyz! whugs going on in this... RUH OH! *abandon thread!*
>> [_] Anon 2740489 Oh dear
>> [_] Anon 2740494 0 get
>> [_] Anon 2740523 I can't I- I just- I can't.
>> [_] Anon 2740528 A dumb nigger has confused him self.
>> [_] Anon 2740539 >># I fucking hate this kid. Actively hate him. Will Smith man, why did you create this little shit fuck?
>> [_] Anon 2740540 >># calm down now Jaden, your autism is showing
>> [_] Anon 2740550 he can't explain it too well but it's technically true.
>> [_] Anon 2740562 >># >0 >not null pls, kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 2740588 >># in terms of maths undefined is the same as null
>> [_] Anon 2740594 >># Lack of a value is not the same as a value of zero.
>> [_] Anon 2740600 >># zero is a lack of value
>> [_] Anon 2740603 >># zero is a value of nothing retard
>> [_] Anon 2740604 >># nothing is a lack of something retard
>> [_] Anon 2740611 zero does not equal null
>> [_] Anon 2740613 >># to explain this, you need to know that 0 is all positive and negative numbers and thus 0 is every number, but also it is nothing.
>> [_] Anon 2740615 >># in my language it does. try to translate zero to dutch
>> [_] Anon 2740622 >># Dutch isn't a real language. It was made as a joke.
>> [_] Anon 2740624 >># english is the bastard rape baby of french and german doe

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[_] Preach, Jaden Anon 2738963 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2738964 Must suck having a moron for a son
>> [_] Anon 2738967 the best part is that all-knowing philosopher jaden doesn't realize that his father is behaving as if he was talking to a five year old
>> [_] Anon 2738968 couldn't take more than 6 seconds of it too cringey
>> [_] Anon 2738981 you can almost feel the disappointment through the flash
>> [_] Anon 2738987 This is what Scientology does
>> [_] Anon 2738990 >># lol true dat
>> [_] Anon 2738993 seriously, WTF
>> [_] Anon 2738996 I always had a pretty serious suspicion that Jaden is only that retarded because he was never discouraged but I never thought that Will Smith actually encourages him to spout the dumb shit he does.
>> [_] Anon 2738997 >># right there with you man.
>> [_] Anon 2738999 WIll Smith is a good guy, but he doesn't make a very good father. Sometimes you have to give your kid a smack everyone once in a while.
>> [_] Anon 2739004 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRfmSzk- nEA
>> [_] Anon 2739019 >># Oh jaden,Why's your father famous? >If everyone on planet earth were rich,we were all poor.
>> [_] Anon 2739029 >># >mysonhasautism.swf
>> [_] Anon 2739062 People need to chill. Imagine if every embarrassing or cringeworthy thing you said or did as a child or teenager was recorded and broadcast to the nation. Imagine if, on top of that, people were expecting you to live up to the popularity of your celebrity dad while you did those embarrassing things.
>> [_] Anon 2739067 >># Imagine if Jaden weren't retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2739069 >># How Can Jaden Not Be Retarded If He Is?
>> [_] Anon 2739070 >># 2deep4me
>> [_] Anon 2739071 >># nice
>> [_] Anon 2739076 any of you have that allison VS 9/11 swf?
>> [_] Anon 2739077 Zero is not an undefined number and it is not the same as nothing.
>> [_] Anon 2739084 >># A. check swfchan B. I think the flash you're thinking of is "Katie vs 9-11"
>> [_] Anon 2739097 >># Thanks
>> [_] Anon 2739112 Imagine Jaden mind when he finally discover the irrational and imaginary numbers
>> [_] Anon 2739118 >># that would be like dividing by zero, the universe will simply cease to exist
>> [_] Anon 2739144 Why do idiots like to strawman attack loosely phrased truth that they hardly understand? No shit, he's obvious, but I doubt any of you were(read: are) much better teenagers
>> [_] Anon 2739149 >># i spent my time playing vidya and learning stuff in school. i sure as hell wasnt a pseudo intellectual cunt like him, i was just a dumb cunt
>> [_] Anon 2739150 >># I didn't talk much...So yeah, i'm better in the sense that I wasn't spouting every stupid thought that came into my head.
>> [_] Anon 2739153 >># >How can our eyes be real if mirrors aren't real >Most trees are blue >Everybody would be much smarter today if nobody went to school Oh god such truth. If only I could understand hurr. I was less retarded at age 8.
>> [_] Anon 2739158 >># >implying going to school actually makes anyone more intelligent. Hurr, look at me, I think education and intelligence are the same thing, hurr. Lil' nigga was right.
>> [_] Anon 2739162 >># compare anyone with an education to someone without....
>> [_] Anon 2739163 >># So everybody would be more intelligent if nobody went to school? Your point is irrelevant and you ignored the other two. I know you think defending the retarded is noble but nobody here is impressed and it makes you look bad.
>> [_] Anon 2739174 >># Oh, man. I'm sure worried about looking bad on an anonymous board dedicated to Chinese cartoons. Schools are nothing but liberal indoctrination camps. I ignored the other two because they -are- retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2739176 >># Even if each and every professor was named Shekelbergstein and stamped remember the 6 trillion on the top of each assignment, it doesn't make Jaden any less retarded. That's what we're talking about remember? The fact teenagers are retarded makes and Jaden still stands out is why he's a meme.