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[_] Oldest Profession Anon 3423460

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[_] Anon 3384512
>> [_] Anon 3384517 >># is this just the origin of the first Gigolo? Also, now he's stuck having sex with women who are bad at it and ugly, considering any woman of decent caliber that wants it can find a decent one-night stand.

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[_] Saturday shanties Anon 3382176

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[_] Black Jack Slimm 3380662 YAR MATEYS, POST YA PIRATE SWF'TIES

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[_] Anon 3380283
>> [_] Anon 3380371 >># *2nd oldest

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[_] Saturday shanties Anon 3359039

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[_] Anon 3335811 We doing this? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3335882 Enjoyable
>> [_] Anon 3335913 What is the song?

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[_] For >># Anon 3265028
>> [_] Anon 3265039 Thanks again chap.

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[_] shanty time Anon 3253391
>> [_] Anon 3253415 Just what i needed to get me up and running, thanks OP

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[_] IT'S SATURDAY Swashbuckler 3236890 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3236956 Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 3237006 >># Just found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1NEQ2fw HFM The Jolly Rogers - Oldest Profession

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[_] Anon 3203578 I noticed we were posting these. But I have to ask, how many of these are there, I know I have at least one other than this and the drinking one, so what's its name? I just can't remember.
>> [_] Anon 3203663 I love these

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[_] Anon 3201994
>> [_] Anon 3202111 fuck man I'm searching all over and can't find the song, hate to be that guy but please do tell what it is.
>> [_] Anon 3202183 >># >Put the filename into search engine >???? >Profit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1NEQ2fw HFM

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[_] Anon 3194187
>> [_] Anon 3194191 >># Get out there and be the best hooker you can be, OP.
>> [_] Anon 3194208 Oldest profession? Electrician of course, god said: "and then there was light!" All the powerlines were already there!
>> [_] Anon 3194253 >># Neat idea for a Sci-fi planet. A battery planet abandoned by the empire is overtaken with wilderness and eventually new sentients, growing to inhabit the lands with regularly-placed 'death-sticks' and scorching deserts covered in million-year warranty solar panels
>> [_] Anon 3194269 >># I would love to just see a game set a thousand years after a... let's say 2050ish humanity wipe itself out with a nanovirus, besides a few of the countries far enough away to prepare shelters in time to evade certain death. Just seeing the ruins of a once great civilization, trying to find survivors and avoid [something]. One dream I had was an idea where the sun prematurely expanded by 1% and threw Earth in to a heat-storm globally. (because the gradient between the cold and hot creates disastrously powerful storms as temperature increases) Some people like to say that humanity would be unseen in a thousand years time. Those people are fucking idiots. We can find shit buildings from humanity 10,000+ years old. We can find tools even older. We can see massive pyramids made out of relatively weak sandstone. We build things out of 2 materials mainly, concrete and steel. 2 incredibly tough materials, far far stronger than sandstone is. Sure, a large number of things will likely collapse, but VANISH in to the ground and decay? Do you even fucking chemistry? Not even acid rain would wear away a city in a thousand years if it rained every god damn day. Why there would be acid rain every day is beyond me, so it still ain't happening regardless. Most towns and smaller settlements might get covered in dust, sand, dirt and space dust, large numbers of traditionalist wooden houses rotting away in to the ground, unless they get flash preserved via pyroclastic flows or sudden ice age.
>> [_] Anon 3194271 Awesome! I heard that the sex-based wage gap is inverse for porn actors; men get paid less than women. >># >># Is it me, or are a lot of fa/tg/uys visiting /f/ today?

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[_] SHANTIES Anon 3150779 Ahoy me maties, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day! Post yer best shanties in celebration, ye scallywags! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3150880 >tfw want to sing along but don't want to get reported
>> [_] Anon 3150882 >># are you in a library or some shit?
>> [_] Anon 3150885 >># yes actually. taking hw breaks

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[_] SHANTIES Anon 3149858
>> [_] Anon 3149873 What might the sauce for this song be?
>> [_] Anon 3149887 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1NEQ2fw HFM
>> [_] Anon 3149901 >># thanks mate
>> [_] Anon 3149930 thanks friend

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[_] [I][R][A][T][E] Anon 3101127
>> [_] Anon 3101129 >># story of my life desu senpai
>> [_] Anon 3101169 /a/'s montra

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[_] Sea ditty sunday Anon 3081136 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3081307 Damn that was catchy. Thanks for the sea ditties anon.

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[_] Anon 3038937

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[_] Anon 3037523
>> [_] Anon 3037592 >># song name?
>> [_] Anon 3037653 >># please?
>> [_] Anon 3037676 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1NEQ2fw HFM
>> [_] Anon 3037682 >># Thank you

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[_] Anon 2999055 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2999082 >># CUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT
>> [_] Anon 2999139 >># I love this so fucking much.
>> [_] Anon 2999166 Just sent that shit to my friends, lol
>> [_] Anon 2999286 couldn't find the song name, source?
>> [_] Anon 2999288 >># never mind, found it, Im an idiot
>> [_] Anon 2999290 >># Well don't keep us waiting Searching a chunk of the lyrics didn't work.
>> [_] Anon 2999291 >># The Jolly Rogers - the oldest profession
>> [_] Anon 2999294 >># Thanks
>> [_] Anon 2999295 That song is catchy as fuck.

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[_] Anon 2921096
>> [_] Anon 2921121 what's the song
>> [_] Anon 2921199 this must be the best thing ive herd sence bad hair day
>> [_] Anon 2921205 cant find it wish i knew
>> [_] Anon 2921209 Oldest Profession The Jolly Rogers have fun :)
>> [_] Anon 2921249 >># So now i have a job to take cares of ladies needs and all you jelous bastard should come sing along with me...

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[_] Anon 2913941
>> [_] Anon 2913977 song?
>> [_] Anon 2913982 Absolutely beautiful
>> [_] Anon 2914009 no archive says what this song is, let alone where to find it.
>> [_] Anon 2914028 >># >># Oldest Profession - The Jolly Rogers
>> [_] Anon 2914031 everyone who not want to kill everyperson who likes Jolly Rogers, should get murdered
>> [_] Anon 2914063 >># >># >can't memorize two lines and google it Useless. Probably two women. Fucking spoonfeeding.

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[_] Anon 2894776
>> [_] Anon 2894785 This is glorious. Anyone have the source of the song? I tried to search but nothing came up.
>> [_] Anon 2894897 >># Oldest Profession by The Jolly Rogers. But I can't find it on youtube.

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[_] Anon 2888405 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2888410 I should have been a gigolo.
>> [_] Anon 2888412 i want the song sauce for this shit
>> [_] Anon 2888415 autism detected
>> [_] Anon 2888562 I want source so badly

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[_] Blackjack Slim !!83t3HfVP4qd 2856707
>> [_] Anon 2856777 >Oldest Profession.swf Literally a song about the OP.
>> [_] Anon 2856806 good one souce?
>> [_] Anon 2856873 This is glorious.