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[_] so does this thing still happen on win10? Anon 3448709 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3448713 Yes, but with more lube nowadays.
>> [_] Anon 3448721 I've never seen those updates that's probably because I just debotnet it as much as possible
>> [_] Anon 3448725 Just install gentoo
>> [_] Anon 3448726 it still forces shitty updates on you , but now I think it's polite enough to wait until you shut down.
>> [_] Anon 3448729 OBAMA YOU NIGGER
>> [_] Anon 3448744 *laughs in linux*
>> [_] Anon 3448746 Not here, I set the windows update service to only start manually.
>> [_] Anon 3448757 >># And it wasn't "fixed" the Windows Update Medic Service? lol.
>> [_] Anon 3448761 >># No, it just works.
>> [_] Anon 3448769 *laughs in Windows 7*
>> [_] Anon 3448772 Now it just says "Yo, update me homie" Every time you come out of sleep mode, and auto updates when you restart/shutdown >># >># Bruh if you guys are gunna use windows like the tech-illiterate people we are, you should update when they have one, it's for patching known exploits, you're using the most popular OS out there, every hacker and their mom are trying to crack it constantly. >My data You're using windows, and probably gmail as your main email, your data is already sold.
>> [_] Anon 3448791 I've never seen it on Windows 10 LTSC, though sometimes when I wake up I find out that it has rebooted during the night for updates. It happens rarely, maybe once per two months on average, and never when I'm using the computer. I'm 100% sure I'm aware of every single reboot that it does automatically because I have encrypted my system drive with VeraCrypt so if it does reboot it gets stuck in "BIOS" where I have to enter my password, otherwise Windows can't start.
>> [_] Anon 3448794 >># If my computer ever rebooted without my consent I would flip my shit.
>> [_] Anon 3448801 >># Jess is still peak funny.
>> [_] Anon 3448813 >># don't worry, win10 lies about uptime
>> [_] Anon 3448826 >># Only to retards that don't know how to use group policy.

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>> [_] Anon 3437007 This is one of the many reasons I'll never use Spyware10. Windows 7 for life. >inb4 hur dur outdated gonna get viruses etc.
>> [_] Anon 3437008 >># He's right though. Just think when they force you to update to get rid of flash.
>> [_] Anon 3437009 >># >any windows Install Gentoo
>> [_] Anon 3437010 >># Yeah, this has been a pretty big concern of mine. So...what are our options as far as Flash goes?
>> [_] Anon 3437014 Can't you avoid this by just editing a text file and keeping it unsaved in the background?
>> [_] Anon 3437025 Semi-related, a few weeks back I got a system update on my old 7.0 android phone after 3 years of nothing that fucking bitch is 600MBs large and the notes say something about integrating Google security patches and the VoLTE feature for vodafone for a better calling experience but only for the fucking netherlands users. And if that wasn't enough it always asks me if I want to update every time I connect to wifi. So, anons, always go with the golden rule "if it ain't broke don't fix it"
>> [_] Anon 3437026 >># I don't think a whole operating system works similar to a fucking chrome
>> [_] Anon 3437040 I had a windows update cause an error to my computer where it wouldn't allow windows to boot up. I ended up getting a new hard drive because the only other option I had was to delete everything off the new one and reinstall windows. I have a Sata cable now so I can pull date off my old hard drive.
>> [_] Anon 3437083 >># next time make sure you have this thing called liveCD which is a bootable CD/usb with linux that can access all your files and back them up in case windows shits itself like in your scenario

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>> [_] Anon 3322073 ok I haven't seen this flash in months here, and literally JUST TODAY, MINUTES AGO, I installed windows 10. are you spying on me or something? am I bugged? I'M ONTO YOU!
>> [_] Anon 3322074 >># I have a notebook that I don't use very often that has a Win 10 in it so when I wanted to actually do something on it after months of not using it guess what happened. >There are important security updates that need to be installed. Please don't turn off your computer or your internet connection. It was still downloading so I disabled the internet connection and there was a popup from windows defender saying that I'm vulnerable to threats. >Disconnected from the internet >vulnerable to threats God I hate this OS
>> [_] Anon 3322102 >># Yes I'm. Yes you're. And you are cute.
>> [_] Anon 3322130 god I hate win10/intel
>> [_] Anon 3322136 >># I actually uploaded this just because Windows 10 was being fucking annoying.
>> [_] Anon 3322137 >># I tried to install Windows 7 to a netbook after fiddling with BIOS/UEFI settings for an hour only to find that Windows 7 doesn't have a driver for the Sandisk SSD and a Windows 7 driver for it does not exist. Also if anyone has a driver that I can inject for the Sandisk df4032 and be rid of W10 I'd really appreciate it.
>> [_] Anon 3322138 >># got to ask /g/ or search around. I had a hard time finding the driver for my Samsung ssd on win7. then you have to burn a cd and load it up during the install
>> [_] Anon 3322164 >># status update: I am STILL DOWNLOADING UPDATES. 12 hours and 36 minutes what the fuck.

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>> [_] Anon 3302040 install gentoo
>> [_] Anon 3302052 WindowsKey+R cmd > shutdown /a Shutdown aborted.
>> [_] Anon 3302053 "I always click later" But there is no later button?
>> [_] Anon 3302062 >># What's the video equivalent of reading comprehension? Whatever that is, you need it
>> [_] Anon 3302063 Linux bro. I used to feel your pain until I realized the glory that is Arch.
>> [_] Anon 3302065 and that's why i use mint. linux doesn't hate you.
>> [_] M-Non 3302113 Switch to a unix/linux/gnu operating system you dumb fuck.
>> [_] Anon 3302120 >># >not turning off automatic updates
>> [_] Anon 3302146 >># >literally choosing spyware as your desktop operating system Stay mad

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[_] Anon 3289305 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3289309 >># >Obama my fucking sides
>> [_] Anon 3289326 >># Windows 7 doesn't have this "feature" :^)
>> [_] Anon 3289328 >># Windows 7 also can't do multi monitor worth a fuck
>> [_] Anon 3289349 >># Really? I'm pretty sure any version of windows after XP can multi monitor automatically.
>> [_] Anon 3289352 Fake video made by an Apple cultist.
>> [_] Anon 3289356 why the fuck is endless jess on /f
>> [_] Anon 3289361 I know this is pure bait, but I wish I could show this idiot how to *truly* disable this shit.
>> [_] Anon 3289365 Well its his fault for not updating earlier. Its just security shit. You put it off you get fucked. Either that or lern2disable.
>> [_] Anon 3289369 Just change the group policy.
>> [_] Anon 3289379 >># then why am I running four fucking monitors with zero issues? fucking botnet10 kiddies
>> [_] Anon 3289380 >># >this much denial
>> [_] Anon 3289381 Just install gentoo >># >/f go back
>> [_] Anon 3289385 >># This. Dumb proprietary users bitching about how nonfree software violates their freedoms. I bet they're not even watching this swf through Lightspark.
>> [_] Anon 3289386 >># You install Windows 7.
>> [_] Anon 3289405 Can you not just do [net stop "windows update"] in cmd?
>> [_] Anon 3289418 Fuck bro just turn off auto update, or make it a habit to turn off your pc every night when you go to sleep, you sound like a cunt when you scream about a fucking update.
>> [_] Anon 3289420 First world problems

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>> [_] Anon 3190308 that guy is angry
>> [_] Anon 3190317 >># you wouldn't be?
>> [_] Anon 3190318 >># did someone tell him how to turn them off?
>> [_] Anon 3190328 how are people this stupid? You can disable automatic updates.
>> [_] Anon 3190336 >># >you need a registry hack to turn off a fucking annoying feature >why also I think this vid was released before people had started using the reg trick
>> [_] Anon 3190337 >># You can just disable the windows update service. It's also available in control panel.
>> [_] Anon 3190357 updates are important, most of them are security updates...
>> [_] Anon 3190378 >being this compute inept.
>> [_] Anon 3190385 I lasted through 2 minutes before I cringed out. What's the high score?

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>> [_] Anon 3149053 "I'M A RACIST YOU'VE MADE ME A RACIST" best ending
>> [_] GodRo 3149055 5/7 meltdown
>> [_] Anon 3149069 >He doesnt turn off his computer when hes not using it Why?
>> [_] Anon 3149071 you can set your computer to not update
>> [_] Anon 3149081 >># >His computer's uptime is less than a year
>> [_] Anon 3149084 >># You define not using as being in front of the computer, he could have his computer render overnight or something similar. Also if he has lots of stuff open he might just use the hibernate shutdown method instead of closing everything and reopening it when he starts up again.
>> [_] Anon 3149088 >># I haven't turned off my computer in over a year
>> [_] Anon 3149091 >># You know it'll do this, you know you'll do big focused tasks like rendering shit out, and you never update shit on your own--good job, idiot, you're ruining your own life.
>> [_] Anon 3149110 >># Well I've set mine to never update and switched the windows update service off. I only shut it off now if a piece of software requires that upon install.
>> [_] Anon 3149152 >># I bet they complain about all the bugs and vulnerabilities too. Update your shit people. Don't be this guy: >>#
>> [_] Anon 3149156 Sure, there's rendering that needs to be done overnight but I doubt he HAS TO render 24/7. He should have done the update shit after his then current rendering when he got the first update message.
>> [_] Anon 3149159 >># >># how do you clean your computers?
>> [_] Anon 3149162 Sounds like someone has the case of the Mondays....
>> [_] Anon 3149168 >># The trick to getting spooge off your keyboard is not to get spooge on your keyboard to begin with.
>> [_] Anon 3149170 >># He has like 10 channels and uploads constantly, he's pretty good at what he does
>> [_] Anon 3149172 >># The computer, not the keyboard. Dust will settle in no matter what you do.
>> [_] Anon 3149174 >># >desktop uptime lol that's adorable, end-users imitating server admins
>> [_] Anon 3149180 >># No kidding. He's just an idiot lacking common sense. Besides, perpetuating shitty memes is literally all youtubers like him do, so it's no surprise to see him doing "lel ebin win10 rage xDD" video.

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>> [_] Anon 3148253 this is hilarious but I feel him I once enabled automatic updates on my win 7 after like 2 years having them turned off and my computer was shutting down for two days straight lol
>> [_] Anon 3148275 He does a good rant.
>> [_] Anon 3148328 "Thanks Obama! REEEEEE" Even though I got the current versions, I never got these dumb automatic updates.
>> [_] Anon 3148366 dudes got a point
>> [_] Anon 3148387 Well he curses was too much, but his anger about is entiteld about it those win 10 updates are intrusive and only cause problems
>> [_] Anon 3148396 Omg he swears too much? Get the fuck out of here you normie.
>> [_] Anon 3148400 Never understood that video. It's possible to deactivate updates on windows 10. I know it's more difficult to do it compared to win 7 but if you are not retarded, you just google it. I mean it's like any other PC problem, you should just google it first before you start to shout at your computer.
>> [_] Anon 3148401 >># go see a therapist weaboo actually you need one if you acuse people of having mentall illness piefe of shit.

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>> [_] Anon 3124434 that ending lmao
>> [_] Anon 3124446 ok then
>> [_] Anon 3124505 >># Never go full /pol/
>> [_] Anon 3124509 This is actually hilarious
>> [_] Anon 3124511 The Windows 10 nightmare is over. Freedom has returned to taskbars everywhere.

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[_] Anon 3118016 JUST INCASE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND
>> [_] Anon 3118019 >># I empathize with this guy so much, I've been running win7 and I turned off my auto updates years ago, haven't regretted the decision once and its been over half a decade.
>> [_] Anon 3118037 >># I turned on auto update after like a year or two and my computer was turning off for 2 days coll stuff, would definitely do that again in a year or two

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[_] /f/ sucks today Anon 3080177 This is true anger. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3080184 You made me a racist
>> [_] Anon 3080185 You should update windows because it's usually plugging some new security hole they've discovered, and people are going to be trying to exploit that hole if you don't update. Alternately get a different OS.
>> [_] Anon 3080196 You can turn off updates if you really want to
>> [_] Anon 3080222 >># >blind sheep I'd ask for proof if I didn't know for a fact it's not possible to keep Uncle Bill out of your machine. Stay with 7. Or become a linuxfag and enjoy your command line existence.
>> [_] Anon 3080231 >># I have never watched this to the end before. Oh wow :)
>> [_] Anon 3080296 >># first solid laugh of the past few days thanks for this upload
>> [_] Anon 3080308 >># >Uncle Bill > Not knowing how to disable the automatic/manual start in services
>> [_] Anon 3080313 >># if they find a security loophole, they sell it to the NSA, why the fuck would they plug it?
>> [_] Anon 3080322 >># linux rules omfg get rekt

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[_] [U] [T] [I] [S] [M] Anon 3077994 You know you can just disable updates right? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3077996 >I'm rendering something >I'm doing important shit No you're not. If you were, you should be on Professional or Enterprise, and this wouldn't be a problem
>> [_] Anon 3077998 >Not disabling the automatic/manual start in services
>> [_] Anon 3078000 >regedit
>> [_] Anon 3078001 >PCs used to be property. >Now we are just renting them from the microdick so they can install the latest turdware whenever they please >># i hope this kind of anti-Features drives off more People. also, this isnt really what i typed because i am using fucking EDGE and every time i press space he changes some letters in my sentence but i just wont scroll back and fix it, i just wont. niggers
>> [_] Anon 3078003 >># holy shit you changed my life
>> [_] Anon 3078005 >># It's really not that hard to disable that shit..
>> [_] Anon 3078056 I opened this flash up before I closed the other flash "Off Limits", and the unintentional combination of silly music and his autistic ranting created comedy gold. Everyone should try this.
>> [_] Anon 3078070 >># Windows 10 Pro doesn't allow you to postpone updates indefinitely. It does the same shit eventually. So the claim that 'if he'd just bought pro' it wouldn't happen, is just false. Windows 10 Pro doesn't give you the option to not install updates, and will still usually interrupt your work. Now, if you're big enough to buy Windows 10 Enterprise LTSB from daddy M$, then yeah, you get to actually get work done. (Oh, you can't buy that unless you do volume licensing essentially. ) >># Actually, in Windows 10 (unless you're talking enterprise) you can't disable updates.
>> [_] Anon 3078071 >># >buying windows 10 when 7 still works with everything perfectly i still don't get the point of upgrading these days when programmers haven't stopped supporting 7
>> [_] Anon 3078072 >># This guy sounds like Robin from Teen Titans
>> [_] Anon 3078075 >># I just bought a new PC, how do I replace 10 with 7?
>> [_] Anon 3078077 >># Google.
>> [_] Anon 3078081 Sounds a little bit like PBG
>> [_] Anon 3078086 >># Oh, I don't run Windows 10. But, you see, a lot of the people we support at work DO. For some reason. Probably because M$ told them to suck their dick, and they happily complied. >># Good luck. If there are drivers for the hardware though, it's doable. (Unless it's a Surface. Then I think you're still fucked on that one...)
>> [_] Anon 3078089 >># made an swf of this, just for you
>> [_] Anon 3078100 >># Wipe and reinstall 7
>> [_] Anon 3078101 >># It sounds like him if he grew up maybe
>> [_] Anon 3078104 >># linux ftw
>> [_] Anon 3078107 >># >Actually using an operating system that doesn't require you to restart every time you update What are you, a dumbass?
>> [_] Anon 3078109 >># Actually, you can, because I did and I'm using windows professional. I haven't updated for 5 months. http://i.imgur.com/D7wrTlu.png
>> [_] Anon 3078112 >># >Actually using an operating system that doesn't require you to close all other programs and restart every time you want to install software. What are you, a dumbass?
>> [_] Anon 3078113 I'm not on windows, but i have to imagine that there's some kind of cmd command that can circumvent this. also didn't windows use to update when it turns ON, that way this doesn't happen?
>> [_] Anon 3078123 i actually like windows 10. It's updates have never interrupted any of my work. I really don't get why people hate it so much.
>> [_] Anon 3078127 What would be better is if instead of later it allowed you to set/schedule a time say 17:00 rather then it trying to do mid-day updates interrupting your work flow
>> [_] Anon 3078142 10/10 would laugh again.
>> [_] Anon 3078154 >># >Doing IT >Not knowing this Thank you good sir
>> [_] Anon 3078162 >># But windows 7 doesn't work with certain motherboards now

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>> [_] www.google.com 3003907 Hi I'm Clippy! I hear you're trying to not be a giant faggot. Let me google that for you. http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/windo ws/turn-automatic-updating-on-off#turn-au tomatic-updating-on-off=windows-8
>> [_] Anon 3003924 It's funny that this guy thinks he has a good rant. Now, if I were to raise complaints, it would be about computer illiterate people thinking they have legitimate woes.
>> [_] Anon 3003926 I keep hearing Teen Titans Robin after he hit puberty when I listen to this.
>> [_] Anon 3004012 If he just updated he wouldn't have had to click later every day.
>> [_] Anon 3004047 >># This guy sounds like Scott Menville
>> [_] Anon 3004057 >># >turn-automatic-updating-on-off-windows-8 >windows 8 Hi, I'm Microsoft Bob! I see you have problems reading this document. I'll give you a helpful hint, shortcut, or idea everytime you start shitposting. Can I help you... Kill yourself http://lostallhope.com/things-consider
>> [_] Anon 3004103 Couldn't you just kill the update process in the task manager?

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>> [_] Anon 2961828 Oh that is hilarious I never watched the whole thing through but now damn funny shit
>> [_] Anon 2961832 Just keeps getting better. Also>># checkd
>> [_] Anon 2961843 He didn't even overreact. This isn't sarcasm.
>> [_] Anon 2961893 YOU MADE ME A RAC- *Human.exe has stopped working* *Please update the appropriate biological data*
>> [_] Anon 2961902 >># im pretty sure you can disable this somehow, but idk
>> [_] Anon 2961917 He's right though
>> [_] Anon 2961923 >># Guy sounds like Robin from Titans. Which just makes it even funnier for me.

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[_] Delivering on a /r/, have another /r/ Anon 2938996 Anyone have some chill loops? Looking for something to use as a screensaver (no animu pls) Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2939004 updeiterman
>> [_] Anon 2939005 Conspirates Stool
>> [_] Anon 2939009 >not keeping on top of your computers updates >preferring to run a version of windows whose back end looks like a piece of swiss cheese shiggy
>> [_] Anon 2939033 obama YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>> [_] Anon 2939050 implying obama is in any way associated with microsoft
>> [_] Anon 2939051 >># I don't think >># was implying anything, just stating a fact.
>> [_] Anon 2939066 >># i meant the video content
>> [_] Anon 2939175 >># ...maybe he should update instead of delaying the inevitable, huh... ...and then this wouldn't have happened, huh...
>> [_] Anon 2939181 >># >># You guys MIGHT have autism.
>> [_] Anon 2939201 the solution is to not use Microsoft products
>> [_] Anon 2939223 1. buy ssd 2. use ssd 3. inevitable restart to update shit comes up 4. get back to work 10 seconds later Is it really this hard?
>> [_] Anon 2939231 >># Go into Settings Type services into search field and press enter Go to the bottom of the list of Services(Local) Right Click Windows Update and Select Properties Go into Startup type dropbox Select Disable Apply And close out of window No more windows updates until this is reenabled

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>> [_] Anon 2932121 >cutting off the last word
>> [_] Anon 2932126 >># The same people who complain about viruses
>> [_] Anon 2932142 Uninformed end-user pleb. Learn how to turn off automatic updates dumb cunt.
>> [_] Anon 2932143 are there no options to keep from checking for updates in win10, or 8? not sure since i've stuck with 7
>> [_] Anon 2932145 >># >># >># >not knowing you cant turn off automatic updates on windows8 >its literally impossible >stay with windows7
>> [_] Anon 2932146 >># >># i guess that answers it.
>> [_] Anon 2932147 >># >you can't with 10
>> [_] Anon 2932153 >># Holy fuck you can't? I work with Server 2012 which is based off Win8 on a daily basis and you can change the update settings. That is the dumbest fucking thing.
>> [_] Anon 2932155 >># >># samefag >># maybe not? I'd look it up myself but don't care too much, since i'll probably never update my os.
>> [_] Anon 2932158 ahhh, the birth of a 4channer
>> [_] Anon 2932163 found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umYPwTy 5TA
>> [_] Anon 2932166 He sounds EXACTLY like Trevor from GTA V when he starts yelling.
>> [_] Anon 2932167 >># Windows 8 was what happened when Microsoft thought no one used PC's and thought everyone just used tablets and used them exclusively as time wasters where that kind of inconvenience would be acceptable. Windows 10 is 8's red headed step child where Micosoft realized they needed to both make a horrible user interface that was "sleek" and also follow Apple in suit with how you have virtually zero control over critical aspects of the software. Because you can't fuck up what you're not even allowed to touch. So you don't actually have the ability to stop automatic updates without simply not hooking your computer up to the internet. What bugs me isn't that these companies did this- people are fucking stupid- but that there's literally no consumer advocacy group that's threatening to ream Microsoft out the ass with lawsuits for taking away user freedom without advertising it. You're free to do whatever stupid bullshit you want with your product but you also need to tell me these things before I buy them. At this point I am genuinely considering taking the plunge on a Linux distro and just going full autist rather than make the leap from Windows 7 to whatever deprecates it. This kind of change wasn't done because people were using woefully out of date OS's- auto updates are on by default after all- but because of some cynical decision made by Microsoft executives. I'm willing to be it's got some stupid angle like native advertising.
>> [_] Anon 2932172 >># >building a new PC >I can just install Windows 7 and never have to worry about this shit because the only updates they'll do any more are minor security hotfixes. Feels good
>> [_] yee 2932175 >># Yeah I have a developer CD for Win7. I can slap that shit on as many computers as I want. Thank fuck, too. I thought Win8 was terrible but Win10 managed to blow it the fuck out in that regard.
>> [_] Anon 2932183 >># Windows 8 you can turn them off. Windows 10 you can't. All updates are mandatory on Windows 10.
>> [_] Anon 2932185 >># >Download automatically but let me choose which to install >They install when the computer shuts down I am literally not inconvenienced by the updater.
>> [_] Anon 2932187 >># yeah I've always either turned updates off or marked "just notify me when updates available" because why waste bandwidth on updates you wont install? I had a server go down on me once because updates were set to install automatically. given It wasnt my server, I wasnt the admin, I was given a task, that task required I restart the stupid machine, the stupid machine was supposed to be mirrored, the admin gave permission for me to restart the machine, and you know what? when the updates broke the machine and the mirror backup failed, the admin still managed to blame me fuck insurance companies. and fuck windows updates
>> [_] Anon 2932191 these days there's no more "no" option. only "remind me later". where's my no option.
>> [_] Anon 2932195 >># He wouldn't have to worry about this shit if he just updated his desktop between tasks. It's not like he doesn't fucking know this will happen.
>> [_] Anon 2932205 "Turning off" automatic updates in Windows 10 *is* technically possible, but it's a kluge - it is necessary to manually disable the updater service: http://www.thewindowsclub.com/turn-off-w indows-update-in-windows-10 Fucking pain in the ass, but that's M$ for ya.
>> [_] Anon 2932220 Install Gentoo
>> [_] Anon 2932250 >># >there's literally no consumer advocacy group that's threatening to ream Microsoft out the ass Maybe we should start something. I'm sure that would be something Anon could actually get together about.
>> [_] Anon 2932252 >># I'll get my Guy Fawkes mask
>> [_] Anon 2932253 >># >restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds kek
>> [_] Anon 2932255 >># >># Someone start a thread on /g/. This thread'll be gone in a few hours and we got no archive. It'll be more relevant there anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2932257 >># >Implying 90% of the responses won't just be "INSTALL GENTOO."
>> [_] Anon 2932266 >># >implying 90% of those faggots even know HOW to install Gentoo kek >># This has occurred to me many times, and just as many times realized it's the same as draining the ocean with a sieve. Good luck, but I'd be on board. The market will vote with its feet anyway. Bill will fold a little when M$ shares tank.
>> [_] Anon 2932267 >># >we got no archive /f/ was the first board to have a complete archive of all threads. Active to this day.
>> [_] Anon 2932270 I'll never understand why people don't just update their fucking computers.
>> [_] Anon 2932276 >># This. Security updates are a necessity. But from what I've heard, Windows doesn't give the user a choice as to when to install the updates, and since they still require a restart in order to install updates in the year of the lord 2015, they just turn the computer off. I think Windows 7 let you postpone the updates indefinitely, but as soon as you powered off the computer, the installation would start (and take up towards an hour). It's not really surprising that people give up security to stop this shit from happening.
>> [_] Anon 2932278 >># But /f/ does have an archive
>> [_] Anon 2932282 >># I always shut my computer down before I go to bed every night, during which time Microsoft takes care of whatever updates it has queued up for me, so I never have a problem with it forcing me to reboot at inopportune times.
>> [_] Anon 2932284 >># >and take up towards an hour Also, it only takes an hour if you're trying to update a month's worth of updates you've been putting off. Updates for me never last more than a few minutes because I keep my shit up to date.
>> [_] Anon 2932295 >># >never last more than a few minutes Even that is too much. Why not just install the updates when the computer is on and reboot just to restart the programs? If I turn off the computer, it means I want it turned off this instant.
>> [_] Anon 2932301 >not letting it do updates before you start rendering shiggy
>> [_] Anon 2932304 >># depending on what your rendering it can take several days, and with Microsoft forcing you to restart your PC as you obviously need bullshit update #450940 that does absolutely nothing, it can really fuck shit up. sure any decent render program allows you to stop at any time if there's an issue, but if you're not actively monitoring it you can lose several hours of rendering time.
>> [_] Anon 2932311 >># What happens if you host-file the update servers? If I can block skype ads, surely I could block updates too.
>> [_] Anon 2932313 What an asshole. He knows what's going to happen, he knows that eventually it's going to say "We're doing this shit now, motherfucker", and then he has the temerity to get pissed when it decides to throw down when he's rendering a video. This shit wouldn't happen if, the first time he clicked "Later", he simply turned off or rebooted his computer that night when he got off it for the evening to go to bed. Now his video is ruined. I hope he never gets it rendered. Serve the short-sighted motherfucker right.
>> [_] Anon 2932319 >># what is swfchan.org
>> [_] Anon 2932321 >># love you bb
>> [_] Anon 2932339 Pretty funny OP but if you're actually having problems, try here: https://github.com/10se1ucgo/DisableWinT racking
>> [_] Meme 2932344 this is the best thing that ever happened in my life.

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>> [_] Anon 2926134 Holy fuck my sides. I need sauce.
>> [_] Anon 2926150 >># windows 10 update rage
>> [_] Anon 2926156 I'll admit, that last bit caught me off guard. Had a little chuckle.
>> [_] Anon 2926163 The end was rather funny
>> [_] Anon 2926164 Kek Kek
>> [_] Anon 2926170 Couldn't you just disable the update service
>> [_] Anon 2926174 >># Not in windows 10! You can delay them if you have the corporate version. Business I work for had to update all their systems to the enterprise edition because the windows 10 updater has a nasty tendency to install beta nVidia drivers, and it caused every single system in the building to no longer boot. I had to roll out the new copies and quickly delay the video card update just to get us back working again. Also, if you have custom drivers for something it will remove them and install the standard drivers every time update triggers. Have fun!
>> [_] Anon 2926177 I don't use windows 10 but couldn't you just ctrl-alt-del, open task manager then force quit the update service/process?
>> [_] Anon 2926180 >># Doing that causes windows 10 to reboot your entire system, because the update process is a 'protected' core OS element. Also, if you could find a way to hack it and remove or block the update service, it would be in violation of the Terms of Service agreement and they could (and would if you got caught) terminate your windows license. Congrats, you just fucked yourself out of 200 bucks.
>> [_] fefe enthusiast 2926191 new fav flash
>> [_] Anon 2926193 >># >implying windows gives a shit about anyone violating their TOS when half the worlds population pirates their OS. kek
>> [_] Anon 2926195 >># >12 minutes and 58 seconds
>> [_] Anon 2926201 >># They do when it conflicts with the entire purpose of the OS, which is to gather information and send it to Microsoft.
>> [_] Anon 2926212 So just fucking pirate your OS, use removeWAT, and disable windows update you faggots. I haven't installed a single windows update in years and my shit runs fine. Also get rid of windows firewall. Just trim the fat.
>> [_] Anon 2926213 win7for life
>> [_] Anon 2926215 >># you know, im pretty disappointed with windows 8+ im pretty much switching to linux and xp
>> [_] Anon 2926217 >># that's what you get for being a good goy and getting a new operating system that helps you being monitored in controlled world by NWO :^)
>> [_] Anon 2926219 I will never ever pay for windows. That was the last straw I needed for that decision. Running on XP, and I don't need any "%¤%¤/@€£ing" updates. :) Oh yes I had last 19 different spyware last time before I reinstalled all my shit. Who cares. If I need something done securely, I run it with RSA and with keys I generated my self. They are safe enough for private use. And if you need some, I can sell you some with a decent price. Starting from 250 $ a piece. But then I'm not leaving any contact info, so good luck contacting me.
>> [_] Anon 2926229 >># >Running on XP, and I don't need any updates Yes you do. >I had last 19 different spyware last time before I reinstalled all my shit. >Who cares. Sensible people. >If I need something done securely, I run it with RSA and with keys I generated my self. On which non-compromised computer? >I can sell you some with a decent price. You're retarded.

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>> [_] Anon 2921519 >># I have kek'd
>> [_] Anon 2921522 "Obama, you fucking nigger! I'm a racist! You made me a racist!" Omfg
>> [_] Anon 2921523 show hidden icons, windows update, never update windows.
>> [_] Anon 2921525 >># or you could just install GNU/Linux. it's easier at this point.
>> [_] Anon 2921526 this was gold
>> [_] Anon 2921528 Idiots like that are what's ruined the internet for everyone.
>> [_] Anon 2921530 >># Why? He is absolutely right. There is no reason to make this the default OS behavior. MS did really bad with windows 10.
>> [_] Anon 2921531 >># MS developer detected.
>> [_] Anon 2921532 >># He really is, There really is no reason for windows to be default.
>> [_] Anon 2921543 >># Damn even in /f/ we can't avoid the cancerous microsoft shills. Just face it, your operating system is shit. You guys literally forced it onto peoples' computers and still barely get anyone to upgrade.
>> [_] Anon 2921549 Obama you fucking nigger
>> [_] Anon 2921587 Sincewindows7wastheonly64bitOSatthetimet hatcouldproperlyusemorethan4gigsoframthat wascompatiblewiththehardwareIhad-Ipurchas edaretailcopyofwindows7pro64bit.Ireadthef ineprintonthat"free"windows10upgradebulls hit.Ifyouletitstayinstalledformorethan30d aysonyourmachineItwillcompletelyoverwrite yourwindows7keyandyouwillnolongerbeableto installwindows7-itgetsconvertedto10andcan notbeconvertedback.IwonderwhyMicrosoftisr eallypushingpeopletoinstallwindows10?HmmI fuckingwonderwhy?Maybebecausetheyreallyar espyingthefuckoutofpeopleinit'sOS.Iamglad IneverupgradedandIknowwhichexactupdatesfo rwindows7touninstallthatmakesitsotheycan' tspyeither.FuckMicrosoft.YesIalsodualboot LinuxbutIlikeplayingmostofmygamesthroughw indows-justapreference.FuckObamatoo,Iamwi ththisguy.Howeversincehehaswindows10hesho uldjustdoallthe updates as many as he can - do them till there are none left to do and always do them when they are needed that way he does not have to click on those stupid pop ups every damn day. Idiot.
>> [_] Anon 2921592 >Non-free software
>> [_] Anon 2921593 >># win I mean I turn Auto udates (the service off, and kill the security features that warn me about that. then its ok.
>> [_] Anonymoos 2921598 >># It is never easier.
>> [_] Anon 2921601 >># That's exactly what those updates are
>> [_] Anon 2921611 >># it is. disabling everything in w10 takes me longer than installing xubuntu.
>> [_] Anon 2921614 >># Get up and running in no time with Shoebuntu.
>> [_] Anon 2921615 >># UPDATES!!!
>> [_] Anon 2921630 Do you think I'll be able to play the latest games on ubanto when vulkan comes out?
>> [_] Anon 2921633 >># kek'd
>> [_] Anon 2921634 >># But he is idiot, you can easily change time of updates and it will be done when youre asleep for change, like me. I have updates at 3 am, and never had to deal with this kind of shit like faggot from this flash.
>> [_] Anon 2921636 >># still no reason to make it the default. in debian based GNU/Linux you just type "sudo apt-get update" and "sudo apt-get upgrade" and it does everything like you want and when you want. no need to fiddle around in the settings.
>> [_] Anon 2921641 >># >wanting Microshits latest OS >volunteering to test their shitty software Not even once.
>> [_] Anon 2921655 >># Ubuntu is just as loaded with spyware, dummy.
>> [_] Anon 2921656 >># xubuntu then. >># if the game utilizes it you will, but if you want gayming you could also install steamos.
>> [_] Anon 2921657 >># >xfce lmao, faggot
>> [_] Anon 2921658 >># Manual updates is dumb as fuck. 90% of idiots will never update and the botnets will grow. Manual updates are dumb anyway. If there's ever a point you want the software not up to date the people that made has made some sort of unforgivable mistake somewhere.
>> [_] Anon 2921660 >># openbox, i3 and awesome are too much of a timesink for me. am i not 1337h4xx0r enough for you?
>> [_] Anon 2921661 >># no, you're a tryhard who uses xfce. Just use something sane like LXDE or KDE.
>> [_] Anon 2921664 >># >Manual updates is dumb as fuck. lol >># xfce with compton is just too damn comfy to make me switch, sorry that i don't want to post in rice threads.
>> [_] Anon 2921665 >># I bet you're a Gnogger.
>> [_] Anon 2921668 >># >GNOME fuck no
>> [_] Anon 2921675 >># *thumbs up
>> [_] Anon 2921688 >"To install more spy shit on my computer ???" says the guy who willingly installed Big bro aka Cortana. Good job idiot. >># can list '( or link to a list) of thos updates ? please.
>> [_] Anon 2921691 >># >># >># >not realizing the guy is joking Serious levels of autism here.
>> [_] Anon 2921697 >># yea i moved over to linux finally over this. have to learn a few things yet but so far. i like it. should have done this a while ago but better late then never i guess
>> [_] Anon 2921703 Linux is great except for when you realize that the majority of games only run on windows. :/
>> [_] Anon 2921707 >># majority of games runs on consoles :^)
>> [_] Anon 2921710 >># 1500+ games on steam for linux bra
>> [_] Anon 2921712 >Meaningless, SUPERFLUOUS >Oh, it's gonna be another lame fake rage vid- >He loses it and just starts screaming I HATE THEM I HATE THEM Shit, got me kekked
>> [_] Anon 2921713 >># And they all suck more dick than my mother.
>> [_] Anon 2921721 >># Roses are red Violets are blue pacman -Syu
>> [_] Anon 2921733 >># This kek
>> [_] Anon 2921738 damn straight

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>> [_] Anon 2915350 this guy should make a video about chrome on android.
>> [_] Anon 2915356 >># >Hit Restart and update >Take a Shower >Eat Dinner >Come back, everything a-ok
>> [_] Anon 2915358 >># an appropriate reaction to windows 10
>> [_] Anon 2915364 >># nigga should unable (huh that is a word) the automatic updates. Have to find how but it's like 5 minuets on google
>> [_] Anon 2915367 >># he was in the middle of rendering !
>> [_] Anon 2915368 >># Nice solution (and it was just so funny, too) m7 but that isn't his problem. He doesn't want to an install update, period, but it doesn't give him the option to cancel it, only postpone.
>> [_] Anon 2915369 >># You're right. He should have tried Google first.
>> [_] Anon 2915377 >># that's usually not an option if you're doing work.
>> [_] Anon 2915395 >># He shouldn't have installed win10 tbh
>> [_] Anon 2915396 >># i bet when your girl cheated on you you just do the same
>> [_] Anon 2915397 >># >Running a render >Probably going for hours, if not days >Need to update, you're too far behind. >Kiss anything half done goodbye. Not an option, unlike most people, his computer isn't idle almost all of the time.
>> [_] Anon 2915403 Windows 10 doesn't even let you turn off automatic updates in control panel or something?
>> [_] Anon 2915407 well some marketing for the more expensive versions... oh wait now you can do it on any version, but they shall watch you fap in any case.
>> [_] Anon 2915408 >># >rendering with internet on Turn off your fucking wifi or just fucking unplug your computer until it's done. Don't be fucking retarded. You shouldn't even be touching your computer while it's rendering something actually important.
>> [_] Anon 2915410 >># no that was the whole point. forced updates to the plebs.
>> [_] Anon 2915415 >># Depends on your habits. As long as your RAM is within safe limits or you have a page file... If I'm rendering something I'll just lower the priority while I browse or play games with no performance detriment beyond an hour or so longer wait time but with entertainment in the mean time.
>> [_] Anon 2915418 install gentoo
>> [_] Anon 2915419 >># >unable (huh that is a word) Least intelligent comment of the week. Unable is a word, indeed, but it's not the word you should be using. What you're looking for is disable.
>> [_] Anon 2915422 hilarious! fukkin saved!
>> [_] Anon 2915423 >hey anon why don't you too download windows 10? I don't see why anyone would want to upgrade just because it's FREE!11 there's minimal improvement and reason to getting it, and so much wrong towards it
>> [_] Anon 2915424 is this ripped from youtube? no source in flash
>> [_] Anon 2915426 >># Get off 4chan, Jesse.
>> [_] Anon 2915444 Does someone know a good gif converter
>> [_] Anon 2915446 >Last update installed 11/23/2013 Feels good man.
>> [_] Anon 2915455 >># oh yeah I enabled updates after a year or so and it was updating like 2 days continuously
>> [_] Anon 2915460 >># It shouldn't. As annoying as automatic updates are, manual updates at least keeps your machine at a modicum of safety.
>> [_] Anon 2915461 >># enjoy being the foil for outdated exploits, sucker. tell us how you feel then.
>> [_] Anon 2915465 >># I like to jack off when im rendering so i dont have to sit and wait for the render to be done. so fuck your opinion
>> [_] Anon 2915492 why dont ppl just schedule when theyre asleep. I havent seen an update message in months
>> [_] Anon 2915500 >># >leaving your computer on overnight
>> [_] Anon 2915504 Who made this video?
>> [_] Anon 2915505 >># Windows downloads updates in background and automatically installs them when you shut down your PC. It doesn't even ask for restart unless you have your computer on for several days. Then it prompts for restart for a day or so, And only then it says "fuck you, I'm restarting your stupid computer". And even then you can cancel it via command line.
>> [_] Anon 2915511 I want to read the youtube comments, someone link plz.
>> [_] Anon 2915512 >># Are you serious?
>> [_] Anon 2915513 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxXs0Yy5 -0Y
>> [_] Anon 2915520 >># then I can understand his pain.
>> [_] Anon 2915521 >># Thank you.
>> [_] Anon 2915541 Linux_doesn't_have_this_problem.smug