File: Rockwell Retro Encabulator.swf-(6.13 MB, 320x240, Loop)
[_] Anon 3359646 Why we are here now Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3359647 The Rockwell Retro Encabulator knows where the missile is at all times.
>> [_] Anon 3359696 100% bs. While the things he mentions are related to Industrial Electronics, it is complete gibberish. I'm an 87110 Electronics Maintenance Technician at Boeing I should know.
>> [_] Anon 3359707 >># uhhh are you stupid, this guy here >># just told you that this is the machine that keeps track of where the missile is at all times
>> [_] Anon 3359713 >># leave it to an airplane repairman to know something about missile positioning systems go in the corner and be ashamed
>> [_] Anon 3359721 >># But how does it know where the missile is?
>> [_] Anon 3359729 >># I'm a Rockwell field service engineer. I swear every other callout is on the retcab, it's such a massive POS. I'd rather work on fucking PLC-5s every day for the rest of my life than ever see this thing again
>> [_] Anon 3359745 >># MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO!!!!!!!!!!!1!
>> [_] Anon 3359824 >># >be in a field of expertise >call out bullshit >not realize its literally the oldest joke in your field really activates my transgender non binary tree reproductive parts.

File: Rockwell Retro Encabulator.swf-(6.13 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Anon 3316587
>> [_] Anon 3316616 The fact that this guy can maintain a straight face while so eloquently spouting so much complete bullshit and gibberish is really admirable.
>> [_] Anon 3316627 if you don't know already the encabulator is an old engineering joke
>> [_] Anon 3316643 >># That's the whole marketing industry in a nutshell. And maybe politics as well.

File: Rockwell Retro Encabulator.swf-(6.13 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] /r/ inside Anon 3185958 Does anyone have that flash where you learn katakana? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3185998 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZEA54VJ EdE Bow to Namasensei, Bitch!
>> [_] Anon 3186001 >># Haha, Namasensei is great, but the one I was thinking of was an interactive flash with matching. Thanks though
>> [_] Anon 3186004 I forgot this gem existed
>> [_] Anon 3186021 >># https://www.nihongoresources.com/media/f lash/kana.swf here you go desu
>> [_] Anon 3186063 >># You are a scholar. Drink beer, you bitch.
>> [_] Anon 3186075 >># >no interplate cohesion distortion dynamic modulator It's like they want to go bankrupt

File: Rockwell Retro Encabulator.swf-(6.13 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Anon 3096122 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3096136 these kinds of videos are a lot less entertaining when you understand all the science that should be going on. i probably would have liked it more if they used real words and phrases, just mashed together, instead of making up noises that kind of sound electrical
>> [_] Anon 3096153 ... Is this the same guy who voiced the "the missile knows where it is, by knowing where it isn't" video?
>> [_] NotEvenAChicken 3096158 Holy shit. I used to work with these guys
>> [_] Anon 3096173 Is... is this real?
>> [_] Anon 3096182 >># no it's not real
>> [_] Anon 3096222 >># Always liked this one. Everytime I see this, I wish time machines existed. Would be really awesome to go back to let's say the 60s or 70s and show them this and tell them this is what the future has to offer and see how many people fall for it. Not really for the laughs, but for partial entertainment and personal experiment to see if anyone would even try to make such a thing after hearing this to try and be the most advance company at the time not knowing it's utter bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 3096228 >># It's an old engineering joke.
>> [_] Anon 3096249 Namaste

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[_] fake science Anon 2960848
>> [_] yee 2960859 As an electrical engineer that made me angry.
>> [_] Anon 2960866 >># As a normal human being without anger issues this made me laugh.
>> [_] Anon 2960896 The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, it obtains a difference.
>> [_] Anon 2960956 I am a union pipefitter by trade and put these tools together on a regular basis. I can confirm they will be ready for Christmas and in your home by the end of 2016.
>> [_] Anon 2960993 >># In this moment I am euphoric

File: Rockwell Retro Encabulator.swf-(6.13 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2952927 I worked with one of these amazing machines, back before Rockwell introduced the Electro Encabulator in February 1979. The Electro model was known for the bifurcated leaf springs which reduced onomatopoeic vibration by an order of magnitude. Eventually, we went fully digital, and such operations are now controlled by mechanical arms wielding fungible morphing tips, driven by anamorphic software. As for the Retro Encabulator, those old monsters now sit, unused, in cheap warehouses, and no one will take them off your hands even for free. But give them another 50 years, and they will start turning up in museums, if there are any left by then.
>> [_] Anon 2952936 not sure if technobabble skill is so advanced as to actually sound real, or if really is talking about a thing that does exist
>> [_] Anon 2952937 my cat's breath smells like cat food
>> [_] Anon 2952939 >># there are no better bullshitters on the face of this earth than engineers anon that was grade A engineer gibberish
>> [_] Anon 2952943 It's a simple head code, anyone can catch it.
>> [_] Anon 2952947 >># >fungible morphing tips Enjoy your rotational velocidensity buildup. I thought everybody had switched to self-correcting polarized end-nodes by now. It's 2015, for christ's sake.
>> [_] Anon 2952953 >># This, i only realized it was bullshit when he said logarithmic casing, and if i know math, those two terms dont mix
>> [_] Anon 2952954 >># I give you a challenge. Which one is real? In the past several years, I have tested systems that assisted with artificial superintelligence supervision and parallel nibble operations, along with coaxial brushless asynchronous AC motor control and voltage inversion circuits. For the foreseeable future, I will be working with ISA and the Planetary Society to perfect current low-Earth-orbit and return crew vehicles, as well as develop single stage to orbit hybrid engines to be used with the UK Space Agency's latest spaceplane project.
>> [_] Anon 2952955 >># I realized it in the first sentence. Get good, scrub.
>> [_] Anon 2952990 >># LEO and SSTOs aren't beyond the mind of the common man. Although you must surely be joking when you say "UK Space Agency"
>> [_] Anon 2952991 >># You would be surprised.
>> [_] Anon 2952997 The turboencabulator is an old engineering joke: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencab ulator
>> [_] Anon 2953061 >># Of all the flashes I've seen today I laughed at this one by far the most.
>> [_] Anon 2953065 We dinglearms and miffletrenions now.
>> [_] Anon 2953073 Side-fumbling was effectively prevented.
>> [_] Anon 2953104 It took me way too long to realize this wasn't a real thing
>> [_] Anon 2953110 Yeah, right. Retro Encabulator. I have invented Embasidadors as well.
>> [_] Anon 2953113 >># >springs >onomatopoeic vibration Shit, we have springs that go "BOING" now? Now, okay, honestly, what's a spring that replicates(or is replicated in) the cartoony boing sounds? Do any exist?
>> [_] Anon 2953121 This is pure gold

File: Rockwell Retro Encabulator.swf-(6.13 MB, 320x240, Other)
[_] Anon 2949694 I worked with one of these amazing machines, back before Rockwell introduced the Electro Encabulator in February 1979. The Electro model was known for the bifurcated leaf springs which reduced onomatopoeic vibration by an order of magnitude. Eventually, we went fully digital, and such operations are now controlled by mechanical arms wielding fungible morphing tips, driven by anamorphic software. As for the Retro Encabulator, those old monsters now sit, unused, in cheap warehouses, and no one will take them off your hands even for free. But give them another 50 years, and they will start turning up in museums, if there are any left by then.
>> [_] Anon 2949697 Glad that they got that side-fumbling under control.
>> [_] Anon 2949714 >logarithmic casing
>> [_] Anon 2949747 well i have a boner now
>> [_] Anon 2949802 It took me a while to realize this was on a loop
>> [_] Anon 2949825 Sounds like I'm watching an episode of Star Trek