/ > /fap/ > Thread 8114 Age: 23.23d Health: 1% Posters: 8 Posts: 17 Replies: 15 Files: 1+2
>> Anon 25540 [G] [IMG] Can't Touch This by mandalorianjedi.swf (72.7 KiB) 420x420, Compressed. 25 frames, 12 fps (00:02). Ver7, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]
>> Anon 25544 So...uh...what do I do in this one?
>> Anon 25547 >># try to click her
>> Anon 25551 They should've added MC Hammer's song to this game.
>> Anon 25554 Warning: she screams loud. Second Warning: not worth your time.
>> Anon 25558 >># Fuck. That caught me offguard.
>> Anon 25589 So...uhm...how do I get her naked?
>> Anon 25620 >># Still awaiting answer for that question.
>> Anon 25624 >># YOU CANT
>> Anon 25625 >># Go shove your dumb questions up your fucking ass, you self entitled cunt.
>> Anon 25628 Why is this /fap/ then?
>> Anon 25640 >># Wow, what a way to be a complete and utter asshole. I was just asking nicely. If you don't like my questions, then don't fucking respond to them!
>> Anon 25642 >># It's not much of a game so /gg/ were out. It doesn't tell a story so /show/ were out. It could have gone into /swf/ but since it was probably created to make dicks hard I put it in /fap/.
>> Anon 25648 >># What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>> Anon 25650 >># Filthy memer spotted! He probably works for Nintendo of America as well!
>> Anon 25651 >># Just got my 4chan account last Thursday. You better fucking fear me.
>> Anon 25675 >># lol no!