File: Barbie Brain Surgery.swf-(4.43 MB, 800x600, Game)
[_] Anon 3449327 I'm gonna miss all those flashes from silly sites like GirlGames. The sites are still there, but virtually all the content has moved to HTML5. All the good stuff is gone. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Langosta 3449393 I hear ya, brother. The death of Flash will be the fall of a beloved comrade.
>> [_] Anon 3449400 >># Sort of Elsagate.
>> [_] Anon 3449409 >is asking to store information on your computer
>> [_] Anon 3449411 >># It's good that it doesn't asking to store information on your brain.
>> [_] Anon 3449502 She's fevering! Get her to the surgery stat!
>> [_] Anon 3449503 LOL, love how she's trying to put on lipstick in the end and smears outside her lips we never really figured out why these games exist right?

File: Barbie Brain Surgery.swf-(4.43 MB, 800x600, Game)
[_] Anon 3407822 Not sure whether to laugh or cry, but it sure is deep quality. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3407825 This is actually disturbing.
>> [_] Anon 3407838 There's more than one of these, unfortunately. All for kids.
>> [_] Anon 3407844 Ill be concerned when theres a Barbie Gender transition surgery game
>> [_] Anon 3407856 I'm still playing at this moment about to cut open Barbie's head all like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGtY1aPr OMQ
>> [_] Anon 3407870 INFORMATION TIME!!!!
>> [_] Anon 3407878 >># >all those girly shit in her brain are tumors kek
>> [_] Anon 3407928 >># What was the point of electrocuting her at the start? Just to make her suffer?
>> [_] Anon 3407944 >># That's an apt response as JonTron actually did a video with these kinds of games in it for Frozen. At 15 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml8gK3B3 daE

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File: Barbie Brain Surgery.swf-(4.43 MB, 800x600, Game)
[_] True Life Anon 3286793
>> [_] Anon 3286809 Welp, i'm fucking speechless...
>> [_] Anon 3286813 >># What little girl needs knowledge of how to perform brain surgery?
>> [_] Anon 3286847 >># ones who want to become brain surgeons, rocket scientist.
>> [_] Anon 3286849 >># but mommy i wanna be a rocket surgeon
>> [_] Anon 3286857 Hold me /f/ I'm scared.
>> [_] Anon 3286864 >anesthesia I can't contain this raging hard-on.
>> [_] Anon 3286865 my favorite surgical tool is the magic wand
>> [_] Anon 3286873 >># what the fuck is this star wand shit
>> [_] Anon 3286881 >># modern medical technology, you primitive.
>> [_] Anon 3286920 >># You found the secret part didn't you ;)
>> [_] Anon 3286926 uh-oh. dont like the look of your temperature... looks like we're going to need to operate on your brain.
>> [_] Anon 3286929 These games are the ones I'll miss the most if flash goes away.
>> [_] Anon 3286931 >># lulz
>> [_] Anon 3286941 >># Pajeet will be out of a job.
>> [_] Anon 3286973 >># nah he'll just tap into that sweet sweet spiderman frozen elsa market on youtube

File: Barbie Brain Surgery.swf-(4.43 MB, 800x600, Game)
[_] highly technical stuff Anon 3270773 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3270783 >># Is this some kind of fetish?
>> [_] Anon 3270789 >># no wonder she needed brain surgery.. there was a gift box, a starfish and a shoe inside her skull. god knows how they got there.
>> [_] Anon 3270793 >># God, no... but Pajeet knows...
>> [_] Anon 3270797 >># someone better explain these games to me some day. ok if there were just one or two but there are probably 100s of them, on different sites, mixed in with normal games. something bigger than lulz must be going on right?
>> [_] Anon 3270804 >># are corpus callosum bisecting magic wands a common tool for surgery, and cauterization welding the normal tool for healing such bisections?
>> [_] Anon 3270819 >># Yes, there are hundreds/thousands of youtube videos just like this, all with millions or billions of views. It's some weird mental conditioning shit weird perverts are making that's targeted to kids. I wish I was joking. A video on this effort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmeNjZId Ikk More related videos on this channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHBWN1C tqAgnKgN6xIJBFPg
>> [_] Anon 3270823 >># >># WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS I WAS JOKING
>> [_] Anon 3270824 >># This is some spirit cooking pizzagate level stuff
>> [_] Anon 3270845 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP1or7zd HKs Beep Beep, we're all sheep.
>> [_] Anon 3270864 >># 30 seconds NO FUCKING AUDIO+SPIDERMAN MEME SHIT fuck you
>> [_] Anon 3270865 >># NO, FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFU CKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUC KYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCK YUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKY UOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYU OUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUO UFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOU FUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOUFUCKYUOU
>> [_] Anon 3270866 >># Quantum Fetish Mechanics. You thought of the fetish, and now it has always existed.
>> [_] Anon 3270874 I have the weirdest boner....
>> [_] Anon 3270882 I want to fuck that Barbie.
>> [_] Anon 3270883 >># >A video on this effort SPIDERSPAWAN!!!!!! OH MY FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 3270884 this is ridiculously easy and we have to pay a doctor thousands of dollars to do this
>> [_] Anon 3270886 >># >Beep Beep, Meow meow, I'm a cow.
>> [_] Anon 3270909 Reading the historical threads gives me the honey glows... http://swfchan.net/38/189070.shtml?Barbi e+Brain+Surgery.swf
>> [_] Anon 3270916 TELL ME ABOUT BARBIE. WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?!

File: Barbie Brain Surgery.swf-(4.43 MB, 800x600, Game)
[_] Anon 3240767 >># Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3240768 wut
>> [_] Anon 3240781 holy fuck
>> [_] Anon 3240782 I feel like this was made for little girls with cancer or something
>> [_] Anon 3240829 >># or made by a woman with terminal brain cancer, either way its really sad if you think about. Either one of these girls just sitting there wishing a magic wand that would 'fix' your brain existed then crying because reality is much more bleak.
>> [_] Anon 3240836 that is not what an EEG does
>> [_] Anon 3240838 what am I supposed to do when I get to the star neurons?
>> [_] Anon 3240852 >># anon literally cant figure out a game made for 3yo girls
>> [_] Anon 3240853 my favorite surgical device is the magic wand
>> [_] Anon 3240857 THAT'S NOT HOW A THERMOMETER WORKS FFS
>> [_] Anon 3240859 >># >the pills and gas I don't see Bill Cosby's name in the credits?
>> [_] Anon 3240864 I only play these games to masturbate.
>> [_] Anon 3240868 why does she wear the mask?
>> [_] Anon 3240873 my favorite part of this flash is if you dont do anything for like 8 seconds, she looks at you like youre a fucking asshole
>> [_] Anon 3240888 These are just made by indians for ad revenue, right?
>> [_] Anon 3240890 >lazering away blue goop leftovers from when you literally ripped the brain in half with magic wands Holy shit, who knew being a doctor was so fun?
>> [_] Anon 3240892 >># Nobody care who she was til she put on the mask.
>> [_] Anon 3240894 No wonder she's fucked up... She's got a fucking shoe in her brain... And all the little stars... Did she fucking eat the stars from preschool that teachers put on kid's doodles?
>> [_] Anon 3240927 Really have to wonder what the fuck sort of mind took the time and effort to put together a game like this. Also a little fucked up I keep playing it. But it's like a car crash, I just can't look away.
>> [_] Anon 3240929 This is some satanic shit.
>> [_] Anon 3240930 >># she's a big girl

File: Barbie Brain Surgery - Girl Games.swf-(4.43 MB, 800x600, Game)
[_] post your top scores Anon 3210845 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3210884 Please refrain from posting this trash.
>> [_] Anon 3210895 Flash is a dying media... Things like this make it best that is the case.
>> [_] Anon 3210905 Jesus Christ
>> [_] Anon 3210911 >># >you don't even get to cut open her skull fuck this shit
>> [_] Anon 3210952 >># clearly someone hasn't been alive around flash game sites in 2007
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3211005 >># This takes tearing the heads off my sister's barbies as a kid to a whole new level.
>> [_] Anon 3211012 why is she letting me operate on her? and why is she so happy that I'm operating on her? I'm clearly not a certified surgeon I even fucked up. the bitch can't even put make-up on properly after the surgery also, why did i need to cut her head open? we have magic and shit. has arcane medical science really gone that far behind?
>> [_] Anon 3211068 wot
>> [_] Anon 3211081 >># This flash is wrong. You don't use general anaesthetic with brain surgery. The patient needs to be awake.
>> [_] Anon 3211088 >># can confirm nope it doesn't.
>> [_] Anon 3211091 Wait... this wasn't intended as a joke? They were serious?

File: Barbie Brain Surgery.swf-(4.43 MB, 800x600, Game)
[_] all my kek Anon 3021276 I laughed so fucking hard all the way through... If I had a magic wand, wouldn't I use that to cure Barbie, instead of going through all the hassle of actual brain surgery?! 10/10, will play again. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3021279 if you don't do anything "she" let out some weird whine
>> [_] Anon 3021281 fuckin girlgames, man
>> [_] Anon 3021284 I kinda want her brain to be seen through that pink globe a la mojo jojo style
>> [_] Anon 3021293 >># Not as bad as I originally thought.
>> [_] Anon 3021296 Something about this makes me incredibly sad. Not the game, that is. Not directly. I work at a children's hospital, and the idea that this is what a child imagines Brain surgery to be like.... Thinking it's something akin to magic. It makes me realize our very real limitations, and wish that they didn't exist. The naive idealism of little girls begs such protection, that it makes my heart ache under the weight of reality. I never understood why, until now. I defend naive hopes and ideals because I wish they were true, and I want to foster the dream of hope as long as possible, in silent eulogy of my own abandoned innocence.
>> [_] Anon 3021306 >># I always tell myself that the main demography of these games isn't actually little girls and it's just made for lulz and keks not to be taken seriously as opposed to something like this http://swfchan.com/1/2941/?fucking+knee+ surgery.swf
>> [_] Anon 3021319 >># Heavy.
>> [_] Anon 3021341 Yes that's it. Take this pill and breathe in this gas. *Can't use the shaver anywhere else* FUCK THIS GAME!
>> [_] Anon 3021344 I was laughing so hard at the end. This super specific puzzle pattern that will be engraved into your scalp forever. Then she's literally brain damaged to the point she can't use her basic motor functions. It's like they're trying to teach kids that if you have a "gold digging" materialistic lifestyle, you won't get any smarter, you will get dumber and no brain surgery can help you.
>> [_] Anon 3021445 >># Weirdly, there's always some bizarre meta message at the end of these games.