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>> [_] Anon 3448817 somehow this is greater than the sum of its parts and i dont know why

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>> [_] Anon 3443952 I guess the NSA really were recording me. > No, not "maybe later". How about "fucking never"?

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>> [_] Anon 3426910 omfg this is great
>> [_] Anon 3426965 >i'd like to click never

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>> [_] Anon 3339049 Yaaaay, Jesse!
>> [_] Anon 3339058 fucking obama
>> [_] Anon 3339060 He could have just disabled windows update.
>> [_] Anon 3339091 >># isn't it impossible to turn WU off now? at least not without heavy modifications
>> [_] Anon 3339098 cuts off at just the right time >># >he doesn't know
>> [_] Anon 3339148 [Generic GNU/Linux rant here]
>> [_] Anon 3339158 >># Jess is a fucking loser faggot, mumkey is everywhere, kys barneyfag
>> [_] Anon 3339164 >># You can block the IP addresses that supply the windows update with any firewall. That's literally all it takes.

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>> [_] Anon 3311605 Shit, for a second I thought Endless Jess was DSP.

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>> [_] Anon 3269924 This is exactly why I dumped 10 and formatted my fucking HDDs on 2 machines to roll back to 7Ultimate. The fucking nightmare is unbelievable; even with 10Pro, you have EXTREMELY limited capability via Group Policy to cripple the update/spyware engine that Uncle Bill fucked us with. If Linux wasn't such a fucking joke, I'd make a permanent move, but NOOOOO, 7 is the only fucking thing left that Just Works, and does so properly. Mac isn't even on the map. FUCK EVERYTHING ANYMORE
>> [_] Anon 3269967 >># You and this guy sound like a pair of basic bitches.
>> [_] Anon 3269969 >># >there won't be another OS like XP anymore >there won't be a good OS from microsoft anymore I fear the day when they pull the plug on 7
>> [_] Anon 3269978 >># typical user detected
>> [_] Anon 3269980 >># Butthurt Basic Bitch detected.
>> [_] Anon 3269981 >># >># Pretty sure being a thoughtless consumerist is the ultimate form of being a basic bitch. You basic bitch.
>> [_] Anon 3269984 >ITT: pickle-in-ass Windows 10 shills Enjoy your "Windows As A Service", faggots. I hope you deleted all your pizza before "upgrading". Otherwise, you're on a watchlist. And stop peeking out your blinds, you'll look suspicious to the nice men in dark glasses.
>> [_] Anon 3270013 >># You sound paranoid, friend. Get therapy.
>> [_] Anon 3270035 install gentoo
>> [_] Anon 3270049 Windows 10: the most anti-user OS ever created. It makes Win ME look top-tier.
>> [_] Anon 3270050 My Win 98 is bae tho

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>> [_] Anon 3238896 >># your shit gets infected.

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[_] Anon 3192171 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3192174 thank you
>> [_] Anon 3192226 >Obama, you fucking nigger! kek, every time
>> [_] Anon 3192228 please stop posting SFM
>> [_] Anon 3192230 >># fuck off back to /mlp/
>> [_] Anon 3192263 >># fuck off back to plebbit or wherever your containment place is SFM is cancer and everyone enjoying it is underage, it was cool three years ago
>> [_] Anon 3192265 >># >waaah, this thing is popular now >I hate it, fuck you for enjoying something! Shut the fuck up
>> [_] Anon 3192267 >># literally no one else but (you) enjoy this cancerous shit >be severely autistic >cringe the moment this flash obviously designed for 10 year olds starts playing pick one, you fucking faggot
>> [_] Anon 3192270 >># Go back to /pol/. Seriously. Then go back to Raddit. You fags stick out like a sore thumb.
>> [_] Anon 3192273 >># plebbit is the source of this cancer, and if anyone should be redirected there, it's you
>> [_] Anon 3192274 >># Protip, newcunt, the majority of the people that make these things came from here, literally here as in /f/, as well as /v/, /e/ and /jp/. Gb2/fuckoff/
>> [_] Anon 3192275 >># >implying i'm newer than you >implying rage comics isn't cancer that originated here, was fun for a while, then hosted somewhere else till normies got hold of it, ultimately creating pure cringe >implying the exact same thing hasn't happened with SFM the best example to make you realize how big of an autist you are would be an 18 year old grown man still playing with action figures.
>> [_] Anon 3192277 >># >b-b-but it's popular now! It's terrible! >I can't enjoy things other people are enjoying!! >REEEEEEEEEEEE Literally you. There's fucking 80 year olds that still play with action figures. Argument invalid. People like collecting things. And playing with them. You wouldn't know that, poorfag lmao gb2/4chanumblr/
>> [_] Anon 3192281 >># i'm saying that this is cringe, and 80 year olds still playing with action figures doesn't cancel out my initial argument on how autistic it is, nor does pointing out how i, WE supposedly don't like this shit because it's popular, to which i clearly said that it was cool at some point when it wasn't made to be cringe material, but when it spread to sites like plebbit and normies, the cringe variety of it got mass manufactured to the point where literally none of it is enjoyable anymore, and you would understand that if you've been around for more than a year just do us all a favor and stop posting this shit, you're almost worse than those who unironically rename filenames
>> [_] Anon 3192283 >># >b-b-but normies are making SFM vids now, that invalidates the whole thing!!! >STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKEEEEE Also, I will continue to rename flash files to piss fags like you off. Learn to save your shit properly and it won't be a problem. I bet you are one of those retarded fucks that saves all your flash files in the one folder.
>> [_] Anon 3192284 >># >implying those are my arguments you newfriends are impossible to communicate with, even your comprehension of basic arguments is shit
>> [_] Anon 3192285 >># It literally is your argument. It boils down to you hating things because they became popular. >mass manufactured to the point where literally none of it is enjoyable anymore Suddenly one group is creating content that it invalidates older content. You're a contrarian petulant child. You even typed cringe and autistic as serious insults against it. How awful. You're an actual meme. How long you actually been here? 2010 right? Go the fuck back, cunt. Also, before you scream newfag again, I'm the reason this board has seen an influx in old and new content again. I've been archiving imageboard culture before you even had internet, fgt.
>> [_] Anon 3192287 >># >I'm the reason this board has seen an influx in old and new content again >posts plebbit cringe
>> [_] Anon 3192288 >># I never even posted this. I don't even like SFM shit. I've always hated it, unlike you, contrarian kiddy. I've always hated non-flash flash uploads on /f/. Even when it was just loops from anime with music.
>> [_] Anon 3192299 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># You are a cunt
>> [_] Anon 3192300 >># This is you. This banner was made for you. http://s.4cdn.org/image/title/170.jpg
>> [_] Anon 3192306 >># >autistic shrieking noises fuck off newfag
>> [_] Anon 3192307 >># Stay made, newfag. Go back to your containment board.
>> [_] Anon 3192308 >># >no
>> [_] Anon 3192309 Reminder that cringe is a shibboleth for twitch/reddit, ignore all posts that use it unironically.
>> [_] Anon 3192312 >># >can't even greentext properly Yep, new.
>> [_] Anon 3192313 >># >being this mad get help
>> [_] Anon 3192314 >># I am the help, and you are unwell. You've got cancer. It is fatal.
>> [_] Anon 3192321 >># go be an autist somewhere else you stupid faggot
>> [_] Anon 3192323 what's going on in this thread? >28 / 0 / 9 / 1 enjoying christmas on /f/ like never before, I see
>> [_] Anon 3192324 >># please commit suicide

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[_] Anon 3149065

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[_] Every day. Automatically. Anon 3142659

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[_] >># Posting better version Anon 3138296 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3138325 >># First, thats not H Second HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA I NEED THE SOURCE!!!
>> [_] Anon 3138344 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHJfafgL xBw or for the yelling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC4Mlhna 6kE
>> [_] Anon 3138350 >># nice edit, laughing out loud
>> [_] Anon 3138357 >># >First, thats not H everything is [H] if you try hard enough
>> [_] Anon 3138362 >># I feel this guy's pain. I browse almost entirely in incognito (I use the history basically as a second bookmarker) and that shit has happened to me so many times I basically memorize what tabs I have open and compulsively save my projects. So far nothing has worked and now whenever that prompt comes up I just save my programs, put my tab urls in a note file, bend over, and take it.
>> [_] Anon 3138369 >># >not just fucking around in the registry or control panel to set it to never update
>> [_] Anon 3138398 >># You should delete the updates that you've downloaded, set the update setting to never update and then set the update checker service to off on startup.
>> [_] Anon 3138438 >># >posting shitty 240p rip Here's the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxXs0Yy5 -0Y
>> [_] Anon 3138440 >># seriously? i never get bothered by updates on windows 10. not sure if i disabled it but i honestly don't ever remember this being a problem. also what is the point of incog. 1. gov can and will watch you anyway. 2. 10 has keylogging for everything regardless. 3. who do you let on your compy that you're so scared of them seeing your porn history? 4.you're gay 5.?????????? 6. PROFIT!!!
>> [_] Anon 3138448 >># i avoid windows 10 because it's cancer but im running a server with windows server 2012 and the motherfucker rebooted right in the middle of me writing an e-mail. was using a throwaway mail so no draft was saved as well. apparently closing the "will reboot" message wasn't the same as "not right now" (which i assumed since there was no delay option). forced reboots are annoying as shit and if it's 100% forced i would at least appreciate it if they told me "this cant be delayed" and gave a heads up at least 60 sec before it happens
>> [_] Anon 3138450 >># that's the exact same message that came on my server. theres a restart and close option. of course you'd think close means the timer stops. after in 15-10 min when it happens you'd forgotten about the massage too. dunno why he's talking about "later", that close button isn't "later". it means "hide this message and reboot in a little while without warning". assuming he also thought close meant later.
>> [_] Anon 3138451 >># >dunno why he's talking about "later", that close button isn't "later". it means "hide this message and reboot in a little while without warning". assuming he also thought close meant later. derp, guess i should have continued the video before commenting. so disregard this sentense
>> [_] Anon 3138468 >># >not H That's not what my penis says. I fapped good. Also, Uncle Bill's spyware is cancer. Install Gentoo.

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>> [_] Anon 3126207 anyone got the version of this with tf2 engineer?
>> [_] Anon 3126313 while i was watching this my laptop tells me an important update is required, wtf,

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>> [_] Anon 3090472 this lines up at a surprising number of spots
>> [_] Anon 3090513 Got a source on the ranting dude?
>> [_] Anon 3090517 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMKnMvwc 3qs
>> [_] Anon 3090551 >># thanks mate
>> [_] Anon 3090557 >># i thoroughly enjoyed this
>> [_] Anon 3090561 watch me jek off
>> [_] Anon 3090572 Some one maybe should show him how to turn updates off.
>> [_] Anon 3090642 I wonder if anyone has showed this to Jess yet
>> [_] Anon 3090678 >># best is bite the bullet
>> [_] Anon 3090687 >># lul nice
>> [_] Anon 3090703 >># It sounds exactly like Endless Jess when he's shouting.

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>> [_] Anon 3080209 I cried, this is beautiful. 10x better than the original(s).
>> [_] Anon 3080251 >># xD upboated xD
>> [_] Anon 3080258 >># you got me
>> [_] Anon 3080323 >># so true for windows PCs

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>> [_] Anon 3078091 YES! This is EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT! Thank you based anon.
>> [_] Anon 3078093 Hahaha that was wonderful.
>> [_] Anon 3078094 I love how it's still really melodious and actually works really well.
>> [_] Anon 3078095 >># it really does, some of the actions even match what he's saying
>> [_] Anon 3078098 I fucking lol'd.
>> [_] Anon 3078204 wheres the sauce
>> [_] Anon 3078205 well I expected the visuals to be from the Update
>> [_] Papa Franku 3078212 I'm laughing my fucking ass off
>> [_] Anon 3078231 Holy shit, amazing
>> [_] Anon 3078237 >># amazing
>> [_] Anon 3078246 What's the voice from? This is amazing