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>> Anon 39279 [G] This wasn't fucking worth it. Guide later. [IMG] simseh_2_milkania_hack.swf (44.79 MiB) 720x438, Compressed. 166 frames, 30 fps (00:06). Ver15, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: <METADATA> [find in archive]
>> Anon 39282 works from start to finish
>> Anon 39284 you're right.
>> Anon 39292 Appreciate it man, even if its not the sequel any of us wanted
>> Anon 39294 Well I got to the end of the game, has some halfway fappable shit, too bad it's unplayable without hacks (it's tedious enough hacked). It is nice at the end stage you can fuck any elf type you want with any hair/face combo you want as many times as you want. Kinda shitty you don't get to fuck the fembot twice.
>> Anon 39333 >># How did you get past the stage with the dude getting sucked off?
>> Anon 39336 Ugh god, you can tell this guy didn't have any proof of concept testers, this is absolute garbage compared to SIMSEH 1
>> Anon 39339 hacked version when
>> Anon 39365 >># After that go to the ships computer and talk to it, then go to the ork reading just below the entrance to your ship (I might be mixing up the order).
>> Anon 39510 >># or deserved
>> Anon 39520 What are the controls in this piece of shit game WASD works, but nothing else that I can notice
>> Anon 39946 It increasingly appears SIMSEH 1 was an accidental success by a shit programer
>> Gran Autisimo 39953 cancer
>> Anon 40551 I know there will be a guide later but I want to put one out now just because of how horseshit this game can be. So once your past all the cutscene stuff you will start in the ship, jump down and enter the second door at the bottom. Run to the right and pick up a keycard and go back out. Move to the door left of the one you came out of. Activate the computers in that room, there will be 3 with one on the second row and two on the top row, head out once thats done. Enter the last door on the right side and take the elevator, once thats done go right to the vine and take it. Jump down the platforms in the next room and go to the right side at the bottom and talk with the dude kneeling then go back up and take the vine back. Once back you will go down on the right side and take the staircase that goes down (it will be next to a greenguy) once at the next stage just jump to the left and jump down to the left-side platform and interact with the pink robot, then jump into the abyss to respawn back at the ship. Return to the keeling guy and talk with him, he should fuck off and let you pass. Run pass the next two screens moving to the right then once you reach the tower jump up twice and interact with the wall. Jump down and go to the right-most column and jump up, pref to not sex up the elf on the second platform but do so if she is a bother. Sex up the elf giving the dude a bj and then return to the greendude village, if you kept the elf around you can get fucked up by her to respawn back at your ship. Talk with the greendude at the top right side of the village twice, then go down to thhe bottom left side and talk with the greendude boss, he should bounce off somewhere with his bros and you need to return to your ship. Head back to the computer room and interact with the bottom computer, then head out again. Once past the room where kneelguy was going to the right keep going till you see a platform above you, jump up and deal with the elf. There will be a top platform above you with a wall dividing it, jump to the platform that is on the right side of the divide and take the vine. You will find a bunch of grill, interact with the second one and break it then enter it. move to the middle of the room and jump up and interact with the computer, then move up to the next stage. Keep going up till you cant no more, the bitch from the intro scene is here and you can fuck her but your here for different reasons. Move right till you find...cake? take it then interact with the wall next to the cake to return to the main room of the ship. Go back to greenguy village and interact with the greenguy back near the stairs you went down for kneeling guy, greenguy will smash his fat face into the cake and you need to head back to kneelguys room. once there go left instead of right and hug the left wall till you get to the bottom, then interact with the wall. keep going left then up then right to a wall with a crack, interact with it then Henshi should fuck the wall(?) and break it. Once in the temple room move to the right side (there will be and elf, just ignore her) and go up, interact with the colorful wall, then get shit on by the elf you left. Once back on the ship return to the computer room and interact with the top two computers then return to the colorful wall, the wall will disappear and you can go forward. Once in the next stage talk with big bitch and she should get knock out, you can fuck her then if you want but when thats done head back to the last room and get fucked up by the elf (again). Return to greenguy village and back down the staircase, go back to the pink robot and interact with it, then commit suicide by jump down a cliff. Once your back on the ship go to the elevator room but head left to the new room thats open for you, pink bot should be right of you in that room, talk with her then fuck her till she has an explosive orgasm. You have completed the game at that point and now have computers in the computer room that can let you customize the three elves you can fuck (Queen elf top, Normal elf middle, That midget elf bottom). If you want to actually get a game complete then find pink bot in the middle platform in the computer room and talk with her twice, then enter the machine, you will get cutscenes and officially "win". All in all this is not even CLOSE to the first game in terms of mechanics and story driven actions. Sure the first one had some huge bullshit with it (Jerk off next to a plant to get a fairy to show up....WTF?!?!?!?) but it was not a interact-fest like this one, literally clicking on everything till you get somewhere is not fun in anyway.
>> Anon 40618 >># Thanks for doing a guide. My tubes died the morning after I did this hack. I totally forgot I even posted this, hell I forgot it even existed. Anyway fuck this trash.