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>> [_] Anon 3456922 Always Unique Totally Interesting Sometimes Mysterious
>> [_] Anon 3456953 i like beef pizza :)
>> [_] Anon 3456954 >shitting on quattro formaggi Is it even possible to be more plebeian? Satire or no.
>> [_] Anon 3457140 Eliminating this cancer is worth Flash dying.

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>> [_] Anon 3456117 I have never learned more in my life than just now
>> [_] Anon 3456142 Just tell me where you live
>> [_] Anon 3456143 I have a feeling that the only thing this man eats more than pepperoni is cock.
>> [_] Anon 3456144 >># He did say he orders chicken parts on his pizza
>> [_] Anon 3456151 >># Well, he is officially a cuck, soo...
>> [_] Anon 3456204 i agree
>> [_] Anon 3456209 The Dark Souls 2 shirt just makes it for me

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>> [_] Anon 3455237 Autism.

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>> [_] Anon 3452529 I like how u cut out his promos ahahahahahahaha o maddoxo san, u dun rike peppelony?
>> [_] Anon 3452547 So this is the power of autism...
>> [_] Anon 3452614 bet this neanderthal likes Hawaiian
>> [_] Anon 3452631 do u think his bald head makes for a good dipping sauce

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>> [_] Anon 3362397 I can't believe someone cares this much
>> [_] Anon 3362412 >># >I have no friends and have never been happier One of those is proven true, and the other has been proven false.
>> [_] Anon 3362413 omg fuck off maddox..no one here remembers your cuck ass
>> [_] Anon 3362414 >># You just did, you absolute moron What's it like to have less than 70 IQ?
>> [_] Anon 3362429 Maddox lost
>> [_] Anon 3362439 >># >the two most popular pizzas people order are Pepperoni and Plain Cheese HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHHA HAHHAHA HAHHAHAHA Fucking wrong It's Meatlovers and Ham & Pineapple the dumb cunt
>> [_] Anon 3362440 Maddox is an e-celeb for assholes and idiots
>> [_] Anon 3362441 he's surviving on being able to sell single-serving arguments to the aging viagra and catheter crowd that associate him with misplaced nostalgia of a web they've misremembered not even a bona fide e-celeb
>> [_] Anon 3362452 >># maddox is the original 1999 crybaby bitch. His whole thing is to make some crybaby bitch post about an asinine topic and then have edgey teenagers praise him for it. It originally started as, and honestly worked better as, these seemingly anonymous blog posts on his website with a few crudely drawn memes thrown in, but then the fag decided to monetize his bullshit and started making videos where he read his own posts verbatim and it just makes him seem like an even bigger fag. The moment he put his ugly old ass kike face to his rants they lost a lot of their luster. The mystery is gone, its just some whiny jew crying about first world problems.
>> [_] Anon 3362461 i started watching some of maddox and always thought his complaints about pepperoni was retarded but when he said dishwashers was useless fucking lost it. how the fuck can he think that?
>> [_] Anon 3362477 >># who's the one guy who keeps reposting this faggot?
>> [_] Anon 3362484 >># maddox

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>> [_] Anon 3358078 >># I maybe an idiot for liking pepperoni but at least I'm not a cuckeroni
>> [_] Anon 3358090 Why doesn't he just let ppl enjoy things
>> [_] Anon 3358091 what a retard
>> [_] Anon 3358096 Oh sure we are asshole for enjoying hot and spice meals. I don´t care what he has to say, its rather more of an asshole behave to tell people what to eat, or what toppings to pick on their pizza.
>> [_] Anon 3358107 >># Based. I agree a lot of takeout pizza places have too much damn grease on their pizzas but that doesn't make pepperoni an inherently bad topping.
>> [_] Anon 3358157 >># This cuckholded faggot has literally been crying about pointless bullshit for over 20 years. Imagine being so shit at life that you can't go 5 minutes without crying and then acting like everyone around you is some how the bitch.
>> [_] Anon 3358159 >># >># >># fags
>> [_] Anon 3358169 >># Imagine being so shit at light that every time this gets posted, you fags get so worked up over it.

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>> [_] Anon 3343012 >not eating plain pizza i know maddox is full of shit but WOW
>> [_] Anon 3343038 Maddox, king of soiboys and cucks
>> [_] Anon 3343059 >># What a cuck. Dick is the wiiiiiineerrrrrrr
>> [_] Procyonidae 3343063 Please don't put pepperoni in your asshole.
>> [_] Anon 3343069 >># thin crust, garlic pesto sauce, mozzarella, Blue-cheese, mushrooms, AND ROASTED BROCCOLI
>> [_] Anon 3343073 >># t. guy who got laughed out of court while trying to sue someone successful
>> [_] Anon 3343082 Real Pizza: thicc crust, pizza sauze, cheese, ground beef, italian saussage, pineapple, mushroom, rasher bacon, capsicum, oregano, sliced spring onion. Literally fucking amazing.
>> [_] Anon 3343091 >># Pepperoni, mushroom, extra cheese, and the tears of your failure on the side, Maddox.

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>> [_] Anon 3334617 >Now I have no friends and I've never been happier
>> [_] Anon 3334620 oh shit it's Mad-cucks
>> [_] Anon 3334623 Ok but. Pizza in general isn't special
>> [_] Anon 3334629 >cheese isn't a topping it's a requisite bullshit. there's plenty of pizzas without cheese. even marinara, the oldest traditional Neapolitan pizza and one of the most popular type of pizza here in italy doesn't have cheese. salami is a common topping too in fact pepperoni pizza is similar to the italian Diavola fucking reddit
>> [_] Anon 3334664 >># well in America and I am sure many parts of Europe a pizza is generally considered to be dough, sauce and cheese. I am sure that in many of these areas less then 1% of all pizza sales are made up of pizzas which lack cheese. so yes in much of the world cheese is considered a base component of what they would define as a pizza.
>> [_] Anon 3334665 >># (cont) and so if someone is asked at a party if they want toppings and you say "just cheese" that's pretty much the equivalent of just saying "no toppings" and that is what Maddox is trying to say I think. That people shouldn't say "just cheese" but should say "no toppings" or "I don't want any toppings" though honestly saying "just cheese" probably is just an easy and isn't really harmful I guess even if its in a way inaccurate as if you said "no toppings" people would still just order a plain pizza not some cheeseless shit.
>> [_] Anon 3334666 >># >in many of these areas less then 1% of all pizza sales are made up of pizzas which lack cheese. this flash implies otherwise
>> [_] Anon 3334667 how dare someone enjoy things I dont like
>> [_] Anon 3334672 >># It doesn't matter though. Cheese isn't a requirement to be a pizza. Marinara Pizza is a thing as >># points out. It's like going to the guy who made bread and saying I only eat bread with seeds as does everyone I know therefore bread without seeds isn't bread and you're gay for not having it. (extreme and stupid example but the point stands)
>> [_] Anon 3334674 >># yeah but if you tell someone you want a plain pizza, or a basic pizza or a pizza without anything extra or a pizza without toppings in the minds of 99.9999% of people that just means an ordinary cheese pizza. because cheese is considered a core component of "typical pizza" in the eyes of many Westerners. that doesn't mean we don't acknowledge alternatives but in a way yes we are saying that they aren't "ordinary pizza" they are "special pizza" which removes a core component in the same way a pizza without some form of sauce or even maybe just the absense of tomatoe sauce would also be considered an "alternative pizza" in the same way vegan meatballs can't really be "meatballs" because they lack real meat in them.
>> [_] Anon 3334676 >># (continued) so yes for us a pizza without cheese or tomatoe sauce isn't a real pizza its an alternative pizza that shares some similarities but lacks basic components to what we consider true pizza
>> [_] Anon 3334681 cheese pizza sounds like an american thing, doubt it's popular anywhere else. "cheeseless shit" as you call it is known as pizza bianca and it's actually pretty good once in a while. what *you* consider to be a core ingredient doesn't matter really. that guy says that cheese and sauce are required ingredient to consider the dish a pizza. he's wrong.
>> [_] Anon 3334683 pizza bianca is pizza bianca its not "real pizza" its an alternative pizza the same way vegan meatballs aren't "real meatballs" and non-alcoholic beer isn't really "beer" etc... they are alternative foods that share some similaities with real pizza but cannot be real pizza because real pizza always has bread/cheese and sauce. most people consider cheese to be an actual basic requirement of making real pizza not just a possible topping your cheeseless shit isn't real pizza and even outside of America I gurantee 99% of people who buy pizza buy it with cheese... saying a pizza without cheese is a pizza is like saying an icecream sandwhich without icecream is real
>> [_] Anon 3334689 >># There's no "alternative pizzas". You can put whatever topping you want on a pizza. (protip: the pizza is what's beneath the topping) Pizza bianca is just the name of a particular topping set, just like pizza margherita refers to the sauce+mozzarella+basil set and marinara to the marinara sauce+garlic+oregano set. >most people consider cheese to be an actual basic requirement of making real pizza not just a possible topping wrong since pepperoni pizza is indeed one of the most popular pizzas in NA and btw in my experience people tend to avoid cheese on pizza (it's fat, lactose intolerance, dumb kids suffocating, etc.) see also: pasta in bianco inb4 pasta is not real pasta without sauce and cheese
>> [_] Anon 3334695 >># well I guess it doesn't matter and maybe different cultures see it differently but I have lived and over my life seen and been aparty to countless pizzas being ordered and eaten and they almost all had cheese. sure pepperoni pizza can be popular and probably still is even here still amoung many people but they call it a pepperoni pizza not a pepperoni cheese pizza. the pepperoni is the topping, if you go on a pizza stores website and reach the toppings section they include lots of stuff but cheese is by default already added because its a core component. if you see a pizza commercial the pizza always has cheese on it... always. its really doesn't matter but in my opinion pizza = proper dough, a tomato based sauce and mozzarella cheese then you can add toppings or additions but if you are missing any of the core ingredients then you aren't making a real pizza but an alternative pizza. just like if a meatball shop also sold vegan meatballs sure you can call them meatballs but they aren't really meatballs but hey maybe if I lived in a place where people rarely bought pizza with cheese and still called it pizza then maybe I'd think that was pizza also and not consider cheese important but where im from you can't have a pizza without cheese pizza is the combination of dough/tomatosauce/cheese its not just dough with whatever you wanna toss on it
>> [_] Anon 3334722 >># >pepperoni's not even REAL! What an amazing argument Madcux. BTW pepperoni and spicy sausage pizza is the best fucking thing and now I really want some. Thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 3334728 >># MADDOX is such a badass! XD
>> [_] Anon 3334729 >># >the same way vegan meatballs aren't "real meatballs" and non-alcoholic beer isn't really "beer" etc... no it's not you fucking idiot, vegan meatballs and non-alcoholic beer are not "real" because they lack a fundamental ingredient (alcohol and meat, respectively). However the only "fundamental" ingredient for pizza is the base (yes yes a pizza without toppings would be dumb but the fact remains that the base alone is what makes pizza pizza, not tomato sauce or cheese or whatever.

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>> [_] Anon 3285578 >># >pepperoni is for assholes & idiots why does he hate it so much then?
>> [_] Anon 3285595 relax maddox have some margherita
>> [_] Anon 3285667 >># Maddox lost.
>> [_] Anon 3285683 I stopped reading Maddox like 15 years ago as soon as I saw what he actually looked like.

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>> [_] Anon 3266269 I'll even miss you, maddox poster, if /f/ is deleted

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>> [_] Anon 3247987 i would but you posted this maddox shit again so no
>> [_] Anon 3247989 >># literally called window_girl.swf
>> [_] Anon 3248010 >># theres a different one though im looking for
>> [_] Anon 3248037 fuck off
>> [_] Anon 3248077 fake and gay
>> [_] Anon 3248099 Oh look, it' s a cuck
>> [_] Anon 3248102 >># orly? only one I know is what anon said: >>#
>> [_] Anon 3248103 stop posting this unfunny faggot
>> [_] Anon 3248119 maddox is such a badass :)

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>> [_] Anon 3244724 An idiot asshole should know.
>> [_] Anon 3244770 That was great. He's right you know, if you don't order spinach and goat cheese are you even eating pizza
>> [_] Anon 3244772 what a faggot
>> [_] Anon 3244807 >pepperoni is a made up american word for peppers no, you retarded, it's a junction of pepper + salami. in another words, a salami filled with dry peppers on it. also if you are gonna piss on vegans for policing what other people are eating all the time, don't do the exactly same in a similar stupid way eat your disgusting pineapple pizza and leave other people eating their shit too
>> [_] Anon 3244809 I remember when "people" used to think he was funny.
>> [_] Anon 3244836 >># ily anon
>> [_] Anon 3244865 >># what a cuck

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>> [_] Anon 3237630 stop posting maddox
>> [_] Anon 3237631 >># but its maddox monday
>> [_] Anon 3237632 >># Booty blasted pepperoni loving faggot detected. Why don't you go shove a log of pepperoni up your arse ya faggot cunt.
>> [_] Anon 3237634 He's not wrong about pepperoni. But plain cheese pizza is awesome if the pizza is good. His mentality that "pizza = fuckton of toppings" is retarded.
>> [_] Anon 3237635 >># he probably like green pepper on his pizza because he is such a loser
>> [_] Anon 3237638 >># >coolest guy in the universe >loser pick one
>> [_] Anon 3237639 >># >non-white bald guy in his 30s >coolest guy in the universe pick one
>> [_] Anon 3237683 >implying cheeseless pizza isn't god tier >implying pesto pizza isn't elder god tier so much for coolest guy in the universe, only faggots and boy-molesting fruits don't like those.
>> [_] Anon 3237684 >># Second
>> [_] Anon 3237695 >># Cheeseless pizza doesn't sound so great. What do you Also Pesto doesn't sound so bad but... pine nuts? I don't know if I would ever be scrambling to eat pine nuts. But hey... maybe they taste good who knows.
>> [_] Anon 3237703 >># sucuk > pepperoni If you're ever visiting Turkey, get some good quality sucuk. It is a far superior 'sausage' with a deeper depth of flavour. If you don't then you're a fucking pleb, simple as.
>> [_] Anon 3237721 >Maddox >talking well i'm not listening
>> [_] Anon 3237724 >># >visiting Turkey >not running the other fucking way oh year RIGHT, like any sane person would do that. >># pine nuts (piñon) are the most delectable of nuts and are shitfucking expensive. They don't taste like a pine tree smells, they are sweet and not as dry as sunflower seeds.
>> [_] Anon 3237726 >># >oh year RIGHT, like any sane person would do that. Nothing's wrong with Turkey. 1 city gets attacked twice in a year and suddenly the entire country is dangerous? Nah, fuck off mate.
>> [_] Anon 3237768 >># This guy sounds like an opinionated nobody who thinks he's insightful.
>> [_] Anon 3237769 >># this. sucuk is amazing. I order it in bulk.
>> [_] Anon 3237771 >># He is a nobody, but he doesn't care. But that's also why he's a funny guy.
>> [_] Anon 3237794 Best Pizza is Chicken, Basil, and Tomato with a white garlic sauce. Come at me Amerilards
>> [_] Anon 3237795 So cheese is a requirement for pizza, but pepperoni doesn't count because it's not Italian?
>> [_] Anon 3237799 >># >Nothing's wrong with Turkey De Nile ain't just a river in Egypt... Apparently it flows through Turkey too. >># No, it doesn't count because it's not a foodstuff. Well, it's ALMOST a foodsdtuff. That brilliant orange oil IS quite tasty.
>> [_] Anon 3237800 >># You fucking artisanal twat. Everyone knows it's Chicken Bacon Ranch what rules. Basil is for dandies.

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>> [_] Sammy 3230746 >># >Now I have no friends and I am happy I can kind of relate to this, I love me some pepperoni pizza, but I never realised how shit the actual meat was
>> [_] Anon 3230790 >># yeah ideally if you want really good pizza with meat toppings you can make it yourself just buy some premade dough, premade pizza sauce (its actually kinda hard to make good pizza sauce), some chopped cheese and then top it with whatever meat you want. A cheap option that works well and is easy to really spread in the cheese and sauce are bacon bits which is kind of like ground up bacon. I also like adding pineapple with the bacon.. even though I normally hate pineapple in all other cases but on pizza with certain salty meats it works with the added moisture and sweetness.
>> [_] Anon 3230794 >># large cheese no sauce no pep alternate that thin crust or get alfredo cheese aka da white pizza
>> [_] Anon 3230815 I just like plain cheese.
>> [_] Anon 3230869 >># I wan Anchovies Mushrooms black olives fresh jalepena and extra Anchovie now. I just had losta food.
>> [_] Anon 3230874 Or, you can just ignore all this and get whatever the fuck you want.

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>> [_] Anon 3217373 c u c k u..........c c..........u k c u c
>> [_] Anon 3217394 lol, pizza is popular only coz you can do it in so many different ways... pizza is container instead of actual food... and there is many many potato foods that all have same ingredients and they stilla rent same... fucking great logic :)
>> [_] Anon 3217437 What a pussy, pizza is pizza. Is he trying to be funny or is he serious?
>> [_] Anon 3217439 >># if you have to ask that, then you clearly missed the joke.
>> [_] Anon 3217440 >># He had a popular website in the 90s afaik. He tries to stay relevant by being an obnoxious idiot.
>> [_] Anon 3217450 >># There was a joke? Huh.. I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.

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>> [_] Anon 3212061 Jesus Christ I wish I had a chicken heart and whiskey pizza right now...
>> [_] Anon 3212066 Maddox is a cuck
>> [_] Anon 3212074 stop posting this guy
>> [_] Anon 3212081 >># how do you put whiskey on a pizza though? >># stop telling people what to post and ignore things you dislike
>> [_] Anon 3212094 >># fuck off maddox
>> [_] Anon 3212103 >># maddox is an unfunny retard who should die in a carfire. Dick show best
>> [_] Anon 3212108 >pepperoni doesnt exist >ordered a pepperoni pizza earlier I must've ate a religion.
>> [_] Anon 3212117 >># >if you have friends that want pepperoni or no toppings, you need new friends Edgy on purpose. >># *tips*
>> [_] Anon 3212123 >># I treid peperoni in the asshole, but im more of a sharpie in the pooper girl
>> [_] Anon 3212124 MuhDox is an unfunny cuck
>> [_] Anon 3212126 >># lurv Madox
>> [_] Anon 3212130 he's not wrong
>> [_] Anon 3212131 Unrelated to thread but I cant click on links anymore, only embed. Chrome keeps trying to download everything when i try to watch a flash by itself
>> [_] Anon 3212137 >># Sucks to suck. Wish I could help
>> [_] Anon 3212149 The crunch and grease of the pep is great. You add fried eggplant, mushrooms, and feta cheese you and have perfection.

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>> [_] Anon 3199613 CHICKEN HEARTS AND WHISKEY... THIS IS MY KIND OF DUDE
>> [_] Anon 3199627 Pepperoni isn't greasy tho. That would just be shitty pizza.
>> [_] Anon 3199667 oh maddox, you delusional fuckwit.
>> [_] Anon 3199669 >># i don't understand why anyone likes this guy people do the irritable asshole schtick better, because they usually have some modicum of genuine charm this guy just comes off as unlikable is that why people like him? is it ironic? or is it cool to be a piece of shit nobody likes?
>> [_] Anon 3199676 anyone else think its funny that maddof disavowed his "copping a feel" chapter of his book to appease the SJWs that he sicced on masterson?
>> [_] Anon 3199678 >cheese is a required topping >none pizza left beef
>> [_] Anon 3199702 >># Maddox is way funnier in writing. Showing his mug/whiny voice on video is perhaps the worst decision he's ever made, and it happened to be right after he finished balding. Not to mention, 10 years apparently takes a toll on your writing altogether. >># I'm surprised that's all he had to disavow in that book. Raining tits, keeping women as pets, lesbian robot wrestling, etc.
>> [_] Anon 3199704 >># >is it cool to be a piece of shit nobody likes? this literally describes the entire liberal left.
>> [_] Anon 3199744 >># C U C K U C K
>> [_] Anon 3199796 >># sorry you make less money than someone that directly makes fun of your content. GO MADKEKS!!!!
>> [_] Anon 3199804 >># haha
>> [_] Anon 3199813 This is for real how I feel at parties, though. I few people talk about getting some more interesting toppings, but then after fifteen mintues of throwing it out to the group it ends up with "ok, so everyone is ok with cheese and pepperoni then?"
>> [_] Anon 3199816 >it's 2 ingredients away from being just bread I guess sandwiches are shit too.
>> [_] Anon 3199818 >># Butthurt peperoni guy is triggered
>> [_] Anon 3199819 >># It also describes Donald Trump. So, yeah, it's cool to be a piece of shit nobody likes.

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>> [_] Anon 3194721 cuck
>> [_] Anon 3194725 maddox is old and irrelevant back in the day he used to be some hotshit, but he has run out of material and he has starting to nitpick on useless shit (like fucking dishwashers)
>> [_] Anon 3194802 >Sex is like piza toppings. Everyone likes it different but there's no right or wrong. Welp. Guess there is. If youtube says it it's true.
>> [_] Anon 3194804 >># Pepperoni is a classic on pizza in the US. If you don't like it then don't like it, no need to be a fucking stickler faggot about it. Jesus christ what a fucking nigger
>> [_] Anon 3194822 >># Maddox please stop posting this here
>> [_] Anon 3194863 Madd-cucks
>> [_] Anon 3194886 >># I thought he already did a few videos on women

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>> [_] Anon 3185517 soy butter!
>> [_] Anon 3185518 but peppers + mushrooms are my favorite toppings on a pizza...
>> [_] Anon 3185544 We all know Prosciutto and Leeks with fresh Motz is the best pizza. This cannot be denied
>> [_] Anon 3185551 >># How can one man be so wrong?
>> [_] Anon 3185552 >># He's either arabic or hispanic, I can't tell. Either way...
>> [_] Anon 3185570 IMO pepperoni pizza is the base measuring stick that other pizzas are measured If a pizza joint can't make a good pepperoni then the rest of their menu is probably shit
>> [_] Anon 3185572 >># What you like pepperoni?
>> [_] Anon 3185581 okay hear me out BEST: olives, scallions good: tomatos, mushrooms, sausage meats sure if you're into that: onion, bell pepper, chicken, ham, pineapple no: pepperoni, tambed jack, bacon (come at me), spinach nigger you what: anchovies, beef
>> [_] Anon 3185605 There was one party I went to back in high school when a guy wanted half of one of the pizzas to be double onions. No idea who the guy was, but fuck. Onions are okay when combined with other things but alone they're pretty gross.
>> [_] Anon 3185606 look at me im maddox i got cucked by dick masterson and now im on a downward spiral
>> [_] Anon 3185607 I've worked in pizza for years and he is absolutely right Order a thin crust pizza with bbq sauce instead of marinara, with onions, bell peppers, and Italian sausage
>> [_] Anon 3185609 >># BBQ pizza is pretty good. I usually put 2 meats + peppers on mine though.
>> [_] Anon 3185614 >># I like jalapenos on mine, but most people don't I used to have a roommate that only liked pepperoni pizza, that shit gets old after the first bite
>> [_] Anon 3185627 >># Sephardic.
>> [_] Anon 3185629 Pineapple-pizza is best pizza.
>> [_] Anon 3185640 >># Dude, that sounds amazing. Sign me the fuck up, gotta try that. Some herbs and spices on pizza can go a long way as well. Really brings it all together if you add the right ones to complement the pizza in question. >># Red onion and dem bell pepps is pretty great. Finely shredded chicken scattered all over. So good. Even some sliced sausage, a real nice big thick smoky one, or italian like >>#

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>> [_] Anon 3179732 I was waiting to cringe, but this is completely accurate. Any combination of mushrooms, sausage, spinach, garlic and onion please.
>> [_] Anon 3179734 I'll take the opinion of an asshole idiot posted on /f/ by an asshole idiot for it.
>> [_] Anon 3179738 This fucker speaks truth. Elect his ass president.
>> [_] Anon 3179757 >># >this is completely accurate It's actually not Pepperoni is called pepperoni because it has a bunch of sweet and spicy peppers in the cured meat It's literally just spicy salami, which is something that they have in drove in Italy Pepperoni is really not as popular of a topping in countries that do weird things to their pizza, like holland or japan where kebab and corn are used more than pepperoni And cheese is a topping If you go to a Italy and order a plain cheese pizza, they will give you a plain cheese pizza because that's how pizzas are made, so much so that of the various combinations of toppings, it was given a specific name so you can order instead of saying "pizza with only cheese": ie, the Neapolitan It's weird how this man (I know who he is, but he's still wrong) can extend logic to one side of his argument, but it wouldn't work on the other He's honestly just upset that people don't like his crappy tasting pizza If you're talking about great tasting pizza, it usually doesn't have a lot of toppings Putting as many toppings on pizza as possible is literally for people too poor to enjoy finely crafted foods or people too dumb to want to taste anything Pepperoni and plain cheese are the bread and butter of the pizza world. If their plain cheese pizza is gross and their pepperoni pizza is gross, you're eating a shitty pizza no matter what
>> [_] Anon 3179759 >># That is to say, if you go to Italy and order a pepperoni pizza you will get a spicy salami pizza because that's what pepperoni is
>> [_] Anon 3179770 >># fair enough, I was using "completely accurate" in the way that tumblrites use the term "literally". But I appreciate the response, fellow autist
>> [_] Anon 3179779 >># false, if you order a pepperoni pizza in Italy, you will get a pizza with peppers. If you want the spiced salami pizza, you order a Diavola.
>> [_] Anon 3179782 B-but Maddox, I don't want to eat any of the shitty toppings they have to offer, which is why I only eat margherita.
>> [_] Anon 3179905 mozzarella, ham, tomato slices, peppers and mushrooms, egg on a fine crust bread made in a wood oven.
>> [_] Anon 3179935 > Whiskey toping
>> [_] Anon 3179999 >tfw my own homemade pizza is better than any pizza I've ever had anywhere >tfw I just throw a fucking shitton of things on it and add a little something special to the sauce and cheese >tfw it includes salami (pepperoni) feels good making your own food and not having some hairy italian mobster touch it
>> [_] Anon 3180014 >># >...completely accurate >It's actually not Actually >># is completely correct, rendering your wall of text a wall of intellectual palsy. Ask a pizza chef anything
>> [_] Anon 3180017 >># What do you think about calzone chefs?

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>> [_] Anon 3173247 Stop. No one fucking likes this guy. He's a pretentious autistic fuckbag. Stop.
>> [_] Anon 3173335 still ordering pepperoni pizza next time I get one, and have always refered to a cheese pizza as a plain one so yeah.
>> [_] Anon 3173341 I like pepperoni, but hes not wrong about it being needlessly greasy
>> [_] Anon 3173345 >># >># >peperoni faggots Please go away, stop ruining pizza for everyone but your selves. I mean hell you may as well order a pizza and then ask the delivery boy to take a steaming shit all over it it's the same fucking thing

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>> [_] Anon 3168228 >># one fucking hyaku passento agree a good pizza must have at least three topings and doesn't need more than 5, like Bacon, onion and mushrooms.
>> [_] Anon 3168231 can we stop posting this unfunny faggot pls
>> [_] Anon 3168234 How much money is this jew paying you
>> [_] Anon 3168275 Even though pepperoni gives me cancer nothing can compare to the cancer I get everyday from browsing 4chan
>> [_] Anon 3168301 >pepperoni is for assholes l-lewd
>> [_] Anon 3168302 I guess I'm an asshole. Although I actually have seen people blot up the oil out of plain pizza. Strangest thing ever.
>> [_] Anon 3168314 >># Not strange. Some pizza places simply aren't professional and/or aren't good at making pizza. A good slice of pizza should not drip oil (or anything) when held vertically and even when blotted only a tiny amount of oil should come up. The oil in a well cooked slice should be negligible and part of the sauce. Barely detectable. The cheese, sauce and bread are the dominant ingredients. The oil is just lube for the gears during the cooking process.
>> [_] Anon 3168327 >># >># greasy orange shit like this faggot is referring to is cheap shitty pepperoni anyway if you're buying shitty pizza you might as well kys anyway __

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>> [_] Anon 3164459 God damn it, stop posting these here.
>> [_] Anon 3164460 >># this actually made sense and was watchable
>> [_] Anon 3164463 >># kill yourself
>> [_] sa-gay 3164466 >># Madox may be a unfunny cluck, but he's right about this. Still, sage for shitty reposted youtube crap.
>> [_] Anon 3164471 >># Cheese is the best one to get at a party, then have a few bowls of other stuff for people to put on their's individually.
>> [_] Anon 3164472 It is very dumb! Shoo away!
>> [_] Anon 3164478 >># >taking a paper towel and rubbing off oil on the pepperoni ??? ?
>> [_] Anon 3164485 >># Are you retarded? Who the hell is going to dump a bunch of cold bowls of toppings onto thier pizza slices one at a time? They won't be cooked and they'll fall right the fuck off. Its one thing to have a pizza baking party where everyone makes thier own (or groups up to share a pie), but then that stops being a thing once you're out of fucking gradeschool.
>> [_] Anon 3164502 >># Why does that confuse you? Pepperoni slices especially at shit places are often covered in pools of nasty orange oil. Even good places often still have them to some degree and even paper toweling them often isn't enough as that oil can drench all the way through at times or hide in pockets or underneath the pepperoni slices themselves. Some retards actually "like" the orange chemical oil but it tastes like shit, is unhealthy for you and just makes the slice overly soggy (I personally like my slices fairly crisp and not very moist). Pepperoni does often suck and I haven't been to many joints who can really pull off a pepperoni slice without shitting it up and who knows why that was (perhaps they had a different cooking process or used a different type of meat). When you eat pizza "oil" should not be one of the main flavors you taste. There should only be a very light hint of it in the sauce underlying the cheese itself and no more then that.
>> [_] Anon 3164503 >># Literal madman
>> [_] Anon 3164504 sometimes i think Maddox seems pretty smart and makes a lot of sense. sometimes i think he's just a retard that have no idea how the see things from another perspective and i dont get where the fuck he gets his stupid ideas and arguments from this time i think its both yay for Maddox!....?
>> [_] Anon 3164507 >># oh i'm sorry Maddox that pepperoni is where you draw the line for shittiness, you think your getting a fucking gourmet pizza for my party. dog i buy everclear and water it down for vodka, i g to motels and steal ice, i go to mcdonalds and steal stacks of water cups so i dont have to buy solo cups, and you think cheap 1 topping $4 pizza for parties is gonna ever taste good? Maddox, learn to drink, thats the real mans pizza topping.
>> [_] Anon 3164512 >># there's no topping better than cheese :^)
>> [_] Anon 3164515 >># this is true, thats why everyone always gets cheese on their pizza. i have never seen anyone order one without it!
>> [_] Anon 3164532 >># Vegan pizza is made without cheese, and is actually surprisingly good.
>> [_] Anon 3164536 DUDE AMERICAN MEME FOOD IDENTIFIED TYPE: PIZZA LMAO
>> [_] Anon 3164541 >># America has the best food in the world and we also invented electricity and refrigeration. Without us you'd be jerking off by candle light and eating dead dear carcasses. Show some respect.
>> [_] Anon 3164542 >># deer*
>> [_] Anon 3164547 >># Politically speaking: Canada is a terrible place. South America is nothing special. Central America is not important. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS A MEME FOOD THE MEME FOOD I REFER TO IS AMERICAN PIZZA IT IS GARBAGE I WOULD PREFER A WHOLE DEER
>> [_] Anon 3164552 >># America indeed has plenty of garbage pizza joints serving meme pizza but it also has its fair share of amazing pizza joints serving the finest pizza you can buy. So I disagree with your stereotyping of all American pizza as meme pizza when infact some is quite good. I have traveled all over the world and the best pizza I have ever eaten was in a place called spumoni gardens in Brooklyn, New York. I mean I hate Brooklyn but that particular place still makes incredible pizza that tastes like dildo orgasms.
>> [_] Anon 3164556 >># >Vegan faggot imitation """"food"""" We need another great deluge or S&G to purge the world of this perversion.
>> [_] Anon 3164559 >># THERE IS A MEME FOOD CALLED "AMERICAN PIZZA" WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT IN NOT THE MEME FOOD CALLED "AMERICAN PIZZA" But yeah, I should go to New York sometime. I'll find the good in the place and leave before it starts to bother me. And I'll bring a friend! >># Is S&G a way to cleanse perverted cults? If so, yes I agree.
>> [_] Anon 3164560 >># American tomato, cheese & etc quiche AKA deep dish pizza > Italian burnt tomato and buffalo mozzarella cheese bread >>>>>>>
>> Regular American pizza Prove me wrong protip: [spoiler]you can't![/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 3164563 >># New York really isn't that great... Also while they have some good pizza joints they also have plenty of shit ones too. On a separate note the long time Italian owner of that spumoni's pizza joint I mentioned was very recently gunned down infront of his home by mobsters supposedly because he refused to tell them his secret sauce or gravy recipe or some shit.
>> [_] Anon 3164577 >># Maddox is a stupid whiny fuck 15 years past his prime. I never imagined him as being a scrawny little fuck as a kid
>> [_] Anon 3164580 >># I was referring to Sodom and Gomorrah, so yes I guess it was.
>> [_] Anon 3164587 >># I don't disagree and I never did. lol >># I figured it wasn't. I'm certainly not in a rush and I have better places to go to first. Oh. Ok. What else do you know about the Italian and Sicilian Mafia? >># Soon. >># I want the youtube viral marketers to leave.
>> [_] Anon 3164590 only real pizza is without toppings
>> [_] Anon 3164597 >># He isn't scrawny. Look at other videos where you can see his full body. He is pretty swole. Even past his prime he'd still kick your ass.
>> [_] Anon 3164599 >># i like this comment this is a good comment