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[_] one last table Anon 3453150
>> [_] Anon 3453153 always love the replies when this one's posted
>> [_] Anon 3453161 >I was only nine years old >I loved Gavin so much, I subscribed to all the podcasts and youtube channels >I listen to Gavin every night, thanking him for the skills he taught me >"Gavin is love", I say, "Gavin is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a nue-male >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Gavin >I called him a manbaby >He slaps me and sends me to my room >I am crying now, because my face hurts >I go into my bed, which I built myself >I feel a warmth moving towards me >I fell something touch me >It's Gavin >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear, "Videogames are for little kids!" >He grabs me with his powerful manly hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Gavin >He penetrates my butthole >It hurts so much, but I do it for Gavin >I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Gavin >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Gavin looks him deep in the eyes and says, "You're supposed to be building a table or something, put down the console you grown manbaby!" >Gavin builds a window and leaves through it Gavin is love, Gavin is life.
>> [_] Anon 3453164 >2016 >realise that i have been wasting my life and should have been building tables in my leisure time, not having fun on a game >contemplate committing suicide but realise that i could be building a table instead >build so many tables that there is no more room in the house >family comes home and is distraught "Daddy why are there so many tables in the house?" my daughter cried >ignore her and continue building tables like my overlord commanded >build so many tables that it envelopes the country, killing everyone >i am the table king
>> [_] Anon 3453171 >be me, pretty good at professional fighting video games, I at least make enough money in bets to pay rent >30 and still live in a basement though, can't afford anything else. >see this guy's video >realize that I'm not a man and that's unacceptable >immediately sell all of my consoles and games >I have enough to buy all of my tools and materials >turn the basement into a table workshop >start developing my manhood >fast forward 3 days >the whole basement is filled with tables >walls covered in intricate woodwork from the tables I've used to line the room >the workshop floor ranges from 2 - 4 feet taller than it originally was >the tables are packed in the room >month later >rent is due >try selling my tables >most won't fit through the door >my parents won't let me cart the 100 or so tables that do fit through their house >try getting people to come to my "Table Cave" >nobody who was serious about buying shows up >parents kick me out, even though I'm so manly >3 months later I'm at a homeless shelter >I can only build tables >think about suicide >eventually I'm crushed by a table when I tried creating a balancing act of 6 tables >I'm a ghost >haunt Gavin for ruining my life >break his fridge and scratch up his tables each night >doesn't matter because he's such a man that he fixes the fridge and builds new tables instantly >mfw I'm in hell
>> [_] Anon 3453185 >be me >basement dwelling nerd, room brimming with figurines from my favourite vintage anime >playing batman arkham asylum when I see Gavin's glorious speech >feel the urge to know how things work >start making tables >if you stare long enough at a table, it stares back into you >suddenly, the tables allow me to understand how our universe came to be and how it will end >what could have been and what couldn't >realise Flash never had to die if it was remade and, if popularised, the creativity it would require would cause even the worst of shitholes to flourish (including reddit) >Fix my already working fridge out of spite

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[_] build a table Anon 3450379 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3450394 post the copypastas
>> [_] Anon 3450417 dildo in butt LOL
>> [_] Anon 3450428 >># His thinking is outdated.
>> [_] Anon 3450429 >># OK, boomer!
>> [_] Anon 3450430 guaranteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 3450433 >># Its one thing to play videogames and another to be a manchild I think. I will play until the day I die because its a legitimate entertainment medium just like any other
>> [_] Anon 3450434 >look at how i adult i am says the manbaby
>> [_] Anon 3450441 >># that table building flash makes sense now
>> [_] Anon 3450508 >all these /v/irgins getting triggered
>> [_] Anon 3450509 >># >look at this adults playing videogames >says a child who has never worked a real job in his entire life seriously does this guy not have any introspective on his own life, or is that why he tries so hard to be an "adult"
>> [_] Anon 3450511 I'm not going to take advice on how to be man from a lisping hipster.
>> [_] Anon 3450512 >># that "lisping hipster" has built more tables then you can imagine. how many have you built?
>> [_] Anon 3450513 >># Just the one. It's not hard. Took me an afternoon.
>> [_] Anon 3450514 >># You don't have to add quotations. He lisps. He's a hipster. These are binary yes/no facts.

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[_] Anon 3447537 don't mind me Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3447553 based
>> [_] Anon 3447625 I'm not taking "how-to-be-a-man" advice from someone that spends more money on haircare products than a woman does.
>> [_] Anon 3447633 build a table

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[_] Anon 3447393 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3447394 More like: Man Children.swf If you get what I mean.
>> [_] Anon 3447395 >># oh right, 4chan removes unicode characters from posts. sigh, remember when they didn't do that?
>> [_] Anon 3447396 I smell replies incoming.
>> [_] Anon 3447399 This file generates some of the longest threads you'll see on /f/ It's true, there's something sad about 30 and 40 year-olds playing video games and being plugged into pop culture. But it's hard to take life advice from someone who shat a dildo out his ass on camera to pwn liberals.
>> [_] Anon 3447462 >># welcome newfriend!
>> [_] Anon 3447464 >># wait what? it does? hm, guess i'm the newfriend
>> [_] Anon 3447482 >># Honestly it still amuses me that anyone takes the words of this cuckold seriously. Yes, this fucker was literally cucked, and he kept on pretending to be the strongman hipster. >captcha audio: a morally uplifting message
>> [_] Anon 3447503 >># Back when gamer gate was in full swing a thread with this flash had upwards of like 200 replies.
>> [_] Anon 3447510 >># >muh /pol/ No, John, you are the newfag.

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>> [_] Anon 3360175 >># Everything he said; I agree with /v/ btfo'd eternally
>> [_] Anon 3360179 N-no u
>> [_] Anon 3360183 dude tables lmao
>> [_] Anon 3360190 brrrroooo get drunk and fuck bitches to be adult ayyyyyyyyy
>> [_] Anon 3360196 here's your (you)
>> [_] Anon 3360197 Just goes to show how little Jews really care about you. >(((RebelMedia))): Yeah those feminists sure suck! Look at them ruining your media with their agenda, goyim. >(((RebelMedia))): Your media sure sucks, goy. Stop playing videogames and man up! We need you wageslaving so your taxes can go to Israel.
>> [_] Anon 3360198 >># >having fun is bad A person that doesn't play game bitch about games how new.
>> [_] Anon 3360207 >># a man who builds tables is self made he works for himself he pays no taxes except to the table god himself, McInnes
>> [_] Anon 3360212 >I was only nine years old >I loved Gavin so much, I subscribed to all the podcasts and youtube channels >I listen to Gavin every night, thanking him for the skills he taught me >"Gavin is love", I say, "Gavin is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a nue-male >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Gavin >I called him a manbaby >He slaps me and sends me to my room >I am crying now, because my face hurts >I go into my bed, which I built myself >I feel a warmth moving towards me >I fell something touch me >It's Gavin >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear, "Videogames are for little kids!" >He grabs me with his powerful manly hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Gavin >He penetrates my butthole >It hurts so much, but I do it for Gavin >I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Gavin >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Gavin looks him deep in the eyes and says, "You're supposed to be building a table or something, put down the console you grown manbaby!" >Gavin builds a window and leaves through it Gavin is love, Gavin is life.
>> [_] Anon 3360228 >># >>>Gavin builds a window and leaves through it wwww
>> [_] Anon 3360230 Great, now I have tables laying all over my house like some goddamn schizophrenic. Thanks, Gavin.
>> [_] Anon 3360242 t. man who pisses in public
>> [_] Anon 3360243 >building tables >not designing your own house and building it from the ground up innawoods Wowwwww
>> [_] Anon 3360246 >># “Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
>> [_] Anon 3360252 >watching tv is a vice >watching this guy's podcast isn't(?)
>> [_] Anon 3360282 >># Adults are shaped by what they loved as children. Video games were for little kids, Now they have grown up.
>> [_] Anon 3360289 >2016 >realise that i have been wasting my life and should have been building tables in my leisure time, not having fun on a game >contemplate committing suicide but realise that i could be building a table instead >build so many tables that there is no more room in the house >family comes home and is distraught "Daddy why are there so many tables in the house?" my daughter cried >ignore her and continue building tables like my overlord commanded >build so many tables that it envelopes the country, killing everyone >i am the table king
>> [_] Anon 3360290 Fuck tables. I build cabinets. A REAL man builds cabinets, as they are far more useful than tables. And yes, joinery stimulates testosterone production far more than drilling holes for table legs. Beta-cuck flashlet is deceiving you.
>> [_] Anon 3360292 >># >Gavin builds a window and leaves through it i'm fuckin dead now thanks
>> [_] Anon 3360312 imagine being so concerned about what is or isn't adult-appropriate you yell about it on the internet
>> [_] Anon 3360313 >># >drilling holes for table legs >not just ramming them in what are you, a manbaby or something?
>> [_] Anon 3360336 >># >I am the bone of my hammer >Wood is my body, a resin is my blood >I have created over a thousand tables >Unknown to maple >Nor known oak >Have withstood pain to created many tables >Yet these hands will never hold anything >So, as I pray >Unlimited Table Works
>> [_] Anon 3360338 >># he's right

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[_] do something with your life, faggots Anon 3351298 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3351299 where do you think we are.avi
>> [_] Anon 3351300 Yeah the batman game sucks, what's the fucking point of this?
>> [_] Anon 3351301 Isn't this the dude who has a horde of neckbeard, manchild followers who unironically call themselves "Proud Boys" and expect to be taken seriously? What a joke.
>> [_] Anon 3351305 >># Come on man you're cutting them way too much slack you're assuming that they know what "irony" is.
>> [_] Anon 3351307 *cracks open a can of monster* Yep, back in my day video games were for kids! Fucking boomers.
>> [_] Anon 3351308 Gavin McInnes is the retard who puts a dildo in his ass on his news channel. In the 70's, that would get you put in a mental hospital. This retard also has an Injun wife which means he will produce even-more-retarded mongrel children.
>> [_] Anon 3351311 I remembered when children had a ton of fun playing Custer's Revenge. Then we liked it so much we tried it on each other in real life.
>> [_] Anon 3351313 Unfortunately Gavin had to have his imagination removed after a freak table-building accident.
>> [_] Anon 3351315 >># And this is coming from the guy who semi-regularly visits gay orgies with his fans and shoved a dildy up his arse and recorded it. I'll take 'growthefuckup' advice here and there, but not when the pot calls the kettle black
>> [_] Anon 3351316 >namely, I dont care if a popular form of media/entertainment are being used as a propaganda mouthpiece because i'm a controlled opposition shill. all you adults need to ignore it so we can swindle the young goyim in peace really activates my locally sourced organic jelly beans.
>> [_] Anon 3351334 >># >Proud boys Jesus fuck, i'm dying
>> [_] Anon 3351337 >># Isn't he the dude who showed his asshole to the world on camera? As if he's an authority on "maturity" and "masculinity".
>> [_] Anon 3351352 >># way too underrated
>> [_] Anon 3351358 I just realized that Gavin Mcinnes is unironically a 30 year old Boomer
>> [_] Anon 3351367 Really though, who cares about one or two cases of him doing some immature or weird fratboy style humor on internet telly? Yeah, like when he mooned the camera on some dumb random stream and shoved a penny sized plug between his cheeks (not inside them). Yeah, that was immature and silly but its hardly some big deal or somehow delegitimizes him or permanently defines some aspect of his character as a negative unchangeable this or that. He mooned the fuckin camera... big whup. You ain't never done anything silly in your life that maybe you regretted later? The fact remains that you can't build tables and he can so maybe you should remember that.
>> [_] Anon 3351368 >># I partially agree with this guy. A boy will have to eventually grow up and learn how to take responsibility. You will never be able to support a healthy family if you're obsessed with any hobby, not just video games. Sure you can enjoy an afternoon on the games now and again but you have to realize that it is a hobby, a pastime. The focus on "childish" activities such as reading comics or watching anime or playing video games is silly. Humans need recreation.
>> [_] Anon 3351404 >># Shut up faggot. Playing video games doesn't make it so you magically are incapable of hammering 4 sticks and a board together to make a fucking table. But putting stuff in your ass on camera for all the world to see does revoke your man license. I'm tired of all these kikes pretend to be "fellow white people", and I'm tired of fags and women telling me how to "be a man".
>> [_] Anon 3351406 Remember that time he showed his bare asshole on his show? Remember that time he made out with a gay jew that fucks niggers after saying "Fuck Islam" and calling Christianity progressive? You wanna tell me this is the fucker that's trying to tell people how to be a man? lmao yeah ok
>> [_] Anon 3351407 >># This. My table building obsession had completely wrecked my family life. It's a lot better now that I took up a second job instead and dedicated my free time towards better supporting my wife and kids financially. Fortunately we don't have a fridge anymore so I won't have to fear relapsing back into having hobbies once it breaks.
>> [_] Anon 3351412 >># in fact, video games improve your motion coordination with your hands, enabling you to use a hammer and nails more effectively
>> [_] Anon 3351416 >># what have you done with yours anon? inspire us.
>> [_] Anon 3351419 >># he's built tables, obviously
>> [_] Anon 3351429 >># >># >># >># >># >># the ad hominem is strong with these ones
>> [_] Anon 3351430 >># Shut up, tableboy
>> [_] Anon 3351439 >this shit has most replies of all /f/ threads Show me on this doll where the bad swf touched you.
>> [_] Anon 3351445 fug
>> [_] Anon 3351449 >># his whole fucking video is a personal attack on people >ur a child for doing things because ur a child. be a real scottsman by doing things i think arent childish i was literally making tables before I played video games. My grandfather was a carpenter, he taught me when I was six. SIX. A CHILD CAN MAKE A FUCKING TABLE. You aren't big strong man just because you took some locally sourced pallets and made some faggy little hipster furniture out of them. These are the same kind of nu-male cucks who think they need to read lifehack guides on how to make sandwhiches because they live in ivory towers where they and their peers spend most of their life eating out/having their food prepared by others so they think doing basic human shit makes them special. Playing videogames doesn't magically shrink your penis or de-age you. Caring about kikes injecting propaganda into video games doesn't make you a man child. These fucks keep trying to take over our hobbies and then force us to do other shit so we are out of sight and out of mind so they can profit off of the communities and hobbies we have built up from the ground up. Make a table? Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 3351453 >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 3351463 t. https://youtu.be/dXpffMXUcAg
>> [_] Anon 3351465 >># >># >># Fuck off table cuck, you fucking leaf

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>> [_] Anon 3346448 i want to punch him so hard and steal his lunch money i don't even know who he is, but the faint smugness and hipster look is awakening my inner bully
>> [_] Anon 3346451 >># i kinda felt this way too. now that i know who he, gavin mcinnes, is i dont dislike him at all. i dont always agree with him, but still i get where he's coming from (right wing)
>> [_] Anon 3346485 >># Blaming everyone else for his problems? He sounds like a manchild complaining about manchildren. He is the thing he hates.
>> [_] Anon 3346487 >># he's not a manchild just because he does some complaining. he is nothing like what he what he hates. but like i said, i dont agree with everything he says like.
>> [_] Anon 3346492 >># He is a manchild. He just a trumped up self-help guru speaking to other manchildren who pay him money to hates themselves while thinking they're better than other manchildren at least.
>> [_] Anon 3346493 >># he shoves dildos up his as on his show i think he's pretty much what he hates
>> [_] Anon 3346494 >puts on dress >shoves dildo up his ass >builds table ME REAL MAN. ME BUILD TABLE
>> [_] Anon 3346510 >successful troll
>> [_] Anon 3346545 >i want to be tough and fight bad guys, now you're 32, "I'M A REBEL, LOOK AT MY ANTIFA SHIRT" "COME BACK NAZI, I WANT TO PUNCH YOU!" The irony is thick enough to cut with a knife.
>> [_] Anon 3346563 >is this guy serious? >google name >oh, he is serious Well, that's underwhelming.
>> [_] Anon 3346570 >># lol man child
>> [_] Anon 3346574 >># >looks serious >must be serious and you must be retarded
>> [_] Anon 3346580 >># >># sauce on that? f-for research purposes
>> [_] Anon 3346586 so this... is the power... of the canadian right wing...
>> [_] Anon 3346589 How incredibly insecure do you have to be before you boast about not reading fiction? "Oh god, if people knew I'm literate they'd think I'm a weakling!" >># >he's not a manchild Shouting about how much more mature you are than other people is practically the defining trait of manchildren.
>> [_] Anon 3346591 The fuck is he gonna do about it?
>> [_] Anon 3346593 Besides the whole BUILD A TABLE shit I agree with this unironically.
>> [_] Anon 3346595 GAMERS RISE UP OUR KIND HAS BEEN OPPRESSED FOR TOO LONG REAL MEN GAME REAL MEN GAME REAL MEN GAME

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>> [_] Anon 3341698 Gavin "Show my spread asshole on the internet" McInnes once again asserting himself as the shining beacon of maturity.
>> [_] Anon 3341720 I remember back in 2005 when he had a guide to how to take a piss in broad daylight on a busy city street. But hey, this is just a lot of b8. That's all Gavin ever meant it to be, b8b8b8b8b8.
>> [_] Anon 3341721 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPl94ir6 dLw For any and all interested parties.
>> [_] Anon 3341763 considering some of the most popular tv shows are bullshit like gay-vampires, dumb cunts pretending to be witches, or random sci-fi/zombie shit he really doesnt have a leg to stand on. people like fantasy, they like unrealistic premises doing impossible things. doesnt matter if you are a child or an adult.
>> [_] Anon 3341764 >># look, we don't have meaningful conversations 'round these parts scram weirdo
>> [_] Anon 3341768 football is also for kids, where's the lie?
>> [_] Anon 3341773 >># Please stop taking things seriously. We are single organisms living on a planet of this solar system. The galaxy comprises of billions of stars. The universe has hundreds of billions of galaxies. You are not important.
>> [_] Anon 3341777 >># ((we're not important)) ((life is meaningless Morty)) ((wubba lubba dubdub))

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>> [_] Anon 3333881 >waaahh how dare people like things >I'm obviously superior because I'm complaining about it
>> [_] Anon 3333923 >># Says the grown ass man wearing suspenders.
>> [_] Anon 3333926 >># >># Man, /tbg/ just isn't the same anymore.
>> [_] Anon 3333938 >2016 >realise that i have been wasting my life and should have been building tables in my leisure time, not having fun on a game >contemplate committing suicide but realise that i could be building a table instead >build so many tables that there is no more room in the house >family comes home and is distraught "Daddy why are there so many tables in the house?" my daughter cried >ignore her and continue building tables like my overlord commanded >build so many tables that it envelopes the country, killing everyone >i am the table king
>> [_] Anon 3333939 >># THIS is what a REAL adult looks like. Take note, you pathetic man-babbies.
>> [_] Anon 3333944 >"There's a layer of patheticness here that nobody is talking about." You're right. Nobody is talking about it. Nobody except you. Because everyone except you understands that a cornerstone of being an adult is doing what you want and not giving a fuck about being judged, instead of wearing suspenders you don't need and drinking scotch you don't enjoy because you feel that's what adult men are "supposed" to do.
>> [_] Anon 3333945 >># there is nothing wrong with suspenders. they may be "out of style" but you yourself said that "being an adult is doing what you want and not giving a fuck about being judged" so you can't complain that the man chooses his own clothes and has his own style. and quite honestly I think they look good on him and they serve an actual purpose aswell providing support that even belts can't match. also I bet you've never even built a single table in your life
>> [_] Anon 3333950 >># You spend far too much time with your computer. It's not healthy.
>> [_] Anon 3333959 >># >being an adult is doing what you want and not giving a fuck about being judged This isn't the polar opposite of maturity, but it's pretty close.
>> [_] Anon 3333960 >># fucking kek
>> [_] Anon 3333962 >># It's my life.

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>> [_] Anon 3327735 hope this poor fucker is trolling. oh, yep, okay he's even comparing watching tv and reading fiction to being for kids, lmao. nice try my guy.
>> [_] Anon 3327759 >># >When someone gets upset that they fell for the grown-up myth
>> [_] Anon 3327762 Help! My house is full of tables, what am I supposed to do for fun now?
>> [_] Anon 3327774 Adults do drugs and play video games.
>> [_] Anon 3327775 i made a kotatsu once, am i manly now?
>> [_] Anon 3327800 >># What he defines as "grown up" would be to go to work, get home, drink beer while watch some boring sports game then go to bed, wake up and back to work miserable as ever. I hate pretentious fuckers like this, telling you what's "grown up" and not.
>> [_] Anon 3327804 >># he's not trolling, he's really so retarded that he thinks there's a comparison between online video games shooters and reading novels.
>> [_] Anon 3327806 gavin mcinnes shoved a dildo up his ass to show solidarity for the pulse night club shooting. what a role model to tell people playing video games is immature....
>> [_] Anon 3327808 >># At the very least you are comfy, and that is all that really matters.
>> [_] Anon 3327828 It's TheRebel what do you expect
>> [_] Anon 3327833 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># Grow up and build a table man-babies. Oh what's that ? you have already made a table ? What's stopping you from making some chairs for that table you built, oh you have made some chairs for that table how about building a house with your own two bare hands you massive faggots. Oh but you would rather play your Overwatch or some faggotry shit. Now excuse me as I go to sleep with my Gavin bodypillow which I snuggle up to cause I roll like that. Bunch of big babies, suckling on the teat of the moral fags and LGBTQIAAIALMNOP enablers.
>> [_] Anon 3327838 >># you dont have chairs for a kotatsu silly
>> [_] Anon 3327847 >tfw fridge isn't broken What do I do with my spare time now?
>> [_] Anon 3327849 >># AMEN
>> [_] Anon 3327861 >># Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in a table.
>> [_] Anon 3327873 >># THIS TRIGGERS THE NECKBEARD
>> [_] Anon 3327880 >># Another YouTube drama queen, crybaby who has https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic _personality_disorder and literally screaming: stop liking what I don't like(or understand)! Most Lulz in such situation is deliver by lack of knowledge about subject which they're talked.
>> [_] Anon 3327882 >># Please don't bully me

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>> [_] Anon 3324842 >># Don't let /v/ see this
>> [_] Anon 3324851 im a man baby suck it
>> [_] Anon 3324853 Do you believe this OP?
>> [_] Anon 3324856 every single time i see this, i know its bait. and despite that it still manages to offend me. every time
>> [_] Anon 3324861 Me too, spend my free time solely building tables and fixing fridges.
>> [_] Anon 3324870 The way we should all live is by only enjoying things appropriate to one's standing in life. Men shall only be permitted to enjoy: single-malt whiskey, finely-groomed facial hair, trendy suspenders and shall adopt a stoic or disapproving tone at all times towards anything that dare's to be in any way enjoyable. Complaining shall be one's only enjoyed past-time, alongside patronising rants about how childish all other men are compared to one's-self. Yes the definition of manliness is not to enjoy anything, except the pursuit of proclaiming how little you enjoy anything to everyone.
>> [_] Anon 3324873 >Calling video games toys for kids >Common adults play games on their smartphones and spend lots of cash on in game app purchases. >Multi Billion Dollar Industry Sure shown them Rebel Media. Those same man children are keeping people employed and creating an industry that gives jobs. They should be bashing more than just the video game industry, they should go after all escapism if they want to get the epidemic of people dropping out to end. Sure is no fun allowed here.
>> [_] Anon 3324877 >># depends on the video game how "baby-ish" it is. If there's adults playing baby games like minecraft yeah that's weird, but are we gonna call games like Hatred for little kids? Or what about realistic driving simulators, they're for babies are they?
>> [_] Anon 3324879 >># I'll never forget this video, it turned my life around so much. Before I was a beta, no-life neckbeard who's face was covered in a constant layer of crusty dorito dust and sticky mountain dew residue from hours of gorging myself on my toys for children. Then, this beautiful masculine manly motherfucker of a savior came into my life, and I turned it all around. I cleaned myself up, put on my suspenders, I even remember my first whiskey. From that day forth I was going to be one thing and one thing only. A fine table-building gentleman who spent his days doing two things! Building tables, and then talking about how others should be building tables. It has made such a difference in my life. My house is now a 3 story fort comprised of my four-legged wooden masterpieces. I eat off table plates, cut my meat with table-shaped utensils and I sleep on a rock solid table that keeps my spine and rear so tight and straight that I tower over my former neck-bearded companions. If you wish to escape the sad existence of patheticness, get yourself up, go to your hardware store, buy a hammer and some wood. You've got work to do son.
>> [_] Watch TVer 3324880 but I am batman
>> [_] Anon 3324882 hmmm... seems this guy has had his imagination removed.... probably due to some freak table building accident.
>> [_] Anon 3324884 i made a kotatsu so it was the right height for me, also sewed a hole in a quilt to use as the blanket. I use this table when i watch anime. Am i manly enough?
>> [_] Anon 3324885 To be fair a lot of games are becoming rampant stickler boxes. It seems like huge amounts of any game's player base only plays for the rewards rather than actually enjoying what they are doing. I might be projecting a little bit, but there's no denying most players even in very open games will take the most efficient route and do things as quickly as possible rather than trying something possibly more novel and fun. This ends up with people wasting their time and energy for achievements that hold little to no bearing in the real world and not even enjoying it.
>> [_] Anon 3324892 >># >minecraft Creative autists. >Hatred Edgy autists. >realistic driving simulators German autists. He has half a point, but clearly doesn't give a shit enough to expand. Mature men shouldn't spend all their time dong frivolous shit like, say, playing videogames, or drinking, or fucking around, or anything like that, but everyone should have hobbies, and playing a game or two after work, before reading a book to your kids, or something, is perfectly manly. Letting that stuff turn into escapism is the issue.
>> [_] Anon 3324893 >># Anon, people enjoy getting the achievements. The little achievement ding gives them dopamine.
>> [_] Anon 3324899 >># Stickler was a genius
>> [_] Anon 3324900 >># Modern man has built up a great tolerance to his own toxic masculinity, at the expense of his sense of irony.
>> [_] Anon 3324905 >># >># >Stickler Surely you mean Skinner
>> [_] Anon 3324906 >># Why the desire for escapism is the issue, there's plenty of activities not just video games that people use for escapism obviously. Society sucks.
>> [_] Anon 3324908 >stop having fun and enjoying things Sure thing bud. Guess I'll go build tables and fix refrigerators for the rest of my life instead. What a fucking moron.
>> [_] Anon 3324919 CARDCAPTOR SAKURA IS A PILE OF SHIEEET
>> [_] Anon 3324924 >># >Sure shown them Rebel Media. Those same man children are keeping people employed and creating an industry that gives jobs. But are they creating tables?
>> [_] Anon 3324926 >># chuck 3d printing and its potential in the bin, build those fuckin' tables
>> [_] Anon 3324935 >># >My hobbies are for sophisticated adults >Your hobbies are for retarded children
>> [_] Anon 3324939 >># If an overweight guy with a white oxford, striped suspenders, and a greasy, nazi youth style hipster cut can make you feel offended, then you really do deserve to feel pathetic!
>> [_] Anon 3324941 >># yes, no doubt, in fact if were to address the root of the issue, perhaps as a society we should ask ourselves what everyone is trying to escape. of course the answer is already somewhat understood, but do we collectively understand it? how do we address it? how can we help ourselves and other people with these types of issues? Every problem has a solution. whether it creates more problems or not, I believe this to be true.
>> [_] Anon 3324944 he's a fat hipster trying to tell people how you're supposed to be a man he probably doesn't even know what it feels like to kill a man
>> [_] Anon 3324948 >># >"video games are escapism for kids!!!!" >"But LARPing as a news channel with a $5 polyester tie, brylcreem and suspenders isn't!!!!!"
>> [_] Anon 3324954 T A B L E B U I L D I N G F A M R E P R E S E N T
>> [_] OmegaRezz 3324956 So what is it?
>> [_] Anon 3324957 >># I believe it's a white hole
>> [_] Anon 3324959 >># Why should his appearance effect how much his words offend someone or mean to someone? His outfit is nice, his hair is fine and while he may not be in amazing physical condition for a man of his age he's probably well above average, he's hardly some obese oaf just because he doesn't have a six pack. >># He isn't fat. He also mocks hipsters, he certainly wouldn't consider himself one. Dressing in a shirt + tie or even wearing suspenders certainly doesn't make you a hipster. I actually think those skinny suspenders look kind of nice. Might get a pair myself... might build a table too. Sometimes to turn your life around you just need to take a break from the glowing screen, break out the lumber and craft a table. As your muscles work so will your mind and you will finally have a peaceful moment to re-evaluate your life and what you're doing with it.
>> [_] Anon 3324961 >># >a man so intellectually inept, /s4s/ regularly mocks him
>> [_] Anon 3324964 I don't care what a soyboy like him thinks. I can play videogames and do all that stuff and workout. However It's true that I despise all those fags who go outside and say "im a gamer" or "proud gamer". Just shut the fuck up and do what you want. Jesus. At the end of the day no matter your hobbies, your worth will be measured by the society.
>> [_] Anon 3324968 >># have you ever built a table?
>> [_] Anon 3324976 I love how this is the post that gets 35 comments
>> [_] Anon 3324977 >># Not that guy, but I've put together more furniture than my dad has. Still prefer video games to it.

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>> [_] Anon 3321645 > tfw you're so insecure in your masculinity, you can't be happy about anything you enjoy because a real man suffers wat
>> [_] Anon 3321650 i agree with the general sentiment towards manchildren, but its pretty retarded to say all games are bad. am i a manchild because i spend a couple of hours playing a strategy game rather than watching netflix? give me a break
>> [_] Anon 3321651 >># >tfw I can't build a table feelsbadman
>> [_] Anon 3321659 >># Based soygoy
>> [_] Anon 3321675 >># All forms of entertainment are fine. It's when you start forming your entire personality around it is when you should probably reevaluate yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3321679 >># This is kind of amazing. The glasses, the well groomed beard, the suspenders... just amazing.
>> [_] Anon 3321691 >># today I fixed the Carb and pull start rode on a lawn mower. did a Oil change on my car and rotated the tires. painted a bathroom for my mother in law. made my self coffee in my coffee press, now im sitting on 4chan about to play WoW. That Guy can go fuck himself.
>> [_] Anon 3321692 >># >Building useful shit in your garage is suffering I have it all wrong obviously
>> [_] Anon 3321697 the HIGHEST of horses was sat upon today
>> [_] Anon 3321701 >># he's cosplaying a 1930's beta male who is nervous as fuck because his manly dick is about to be run through a meat processor after 2 years of not paying off his bookie get it right nerd
>> [_] Anon 3321712 > trying this hard
>> [_] Anon 3321724 >># Less that, and more the fact that he seems to think that if you don't like building shit in your garage, you should go fuck yourself and die in a fire. Or live, but do absolutely nothing but what he thinks you should do as a man. Besides that, it sounds like his particular stick is shoved so far up his ass that "men" shouldn't even enjoy sitting down with a beer and watching some baseball. When you're so conservative that something as traditional as those pastimes are haraam, your value system is as fucked as the value systems of people who use haraam unironically. And if I'm wrong about the baseball thing? Then he's a hypocrite. Because who the hell besides him wrote moral scripture to exonerate traditional shit and condemn newer forms of entertainment. Have any major holy books been updated? No? Then where the fuck is he drawing his authority from? Really, in the end, the problem is that he's pretty obviously preaching to a choir, because nothing that he says actually consitutes an argument at all. It's just a bunch of claims that'll make those who believe in them feel good with nothing substantive backing them. I kept waiting for him to pull out something that challenged my assumptions, and instead, he just wasted my time. That's not how you get people to agree with you. Christ, if there's one thing I wish we could return to from the past, its that distant fucking era where our public discourse was enlightened instead of just loud. Liberal, conservative, centrist - I'd take anything if only they had something to say, and thought to say it with. Fuck this world. We made it for and of ourselves and we deserve it for what we've done.
>> [_] Anon 3321735 why is this named desk
>> [_] Anon 3321736 >># The guy's claim to fame is that he spread his ass on camera, and used the bad publicity to promote an imitation of the ben shapiro show. The difference is that he's not a wealthy, successful harvard lawyer, and nowhere nearly as entertaining, so the whole condescension and arrogance hasn't been earned. And what are his topics of choice? Oh, "video games are childish", or "artisanship is masculine". Boring, safe topics that are set in stone. No one will disagree. Not because they'd have to debate against him - but because they'd have to take on the entire weight of public opinion and societal norms. Might as well have a show called "bombing hiroshima was necessary" and scream down all the "traitors" who provide points to the contrary. No audience member would dare disagree. If a master debater called in and destroyed him against all odds - he could just play the homophobia card and kick him off the air. >tl;dr it's all a ploy to appear famous and use it to pick up twinks.
>> [_] Anon 3321739 >># Thank you, Anon. It's fun to watch triggered assholes rage impotently.
>> [_] Anon 3321748 >># lol he's famous for founding the VICE network or whatever that shit is. he's also not really anything like Ben Shapiro go build a table and try again kid. and people who obsess that he showed his ass on camera one time and did a joke with a buttplug are kind of silly. wow he did one lowbrow kinda gay joke in his whole life obviously that should define him forever more cuz its so crazy oh my godddddd how can we ever forget what an insane joke my bruddasss
>> [_] Anon 3321753 >># /civil society >># > "you're supposed to know how things work, you're supposed to know how to fix a fridge, you should be building a table or something like that" I'm too busy getting my CS degree, chilling with friends, and yes, playing video games.
>> [_] Anon 3321759 Oh man. The fact I've never built a table and I don't know how to fix my car if it breaks means my life is so impoverished. I mean, it's not like there are people who do these things extensively and professionally and know what they're doing that I could talk to about getting this stuff done. And it's not like there isn't a unified standard of trade that we could exchange in return for these services.
>> [_] Anon 3321764 >># the fact is if you've never built a table you can't call yourself a man
>> [_] Anon 3321765 >># Good thing that's not a fact, then.
>> [_] Anon 3321766 >># it is a fact though, boy.
>> [_] Anon 3321768 >># Whatever you say, friend.

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>> [_] Anon 3319158 based
>> [_] Anon 3319161 >># I love Gavin but this is one area I honestly disagree with him on, its a hobby/time killer like anything else
>> [_] Anon 3319162 wait till he finds out that i watch Japanese cartoons.
>> [_] Anon 3319163 *shoves buttplug up ass*
>> [_] Anon 3319164 >"Video games are for little kids" >Said by a guy with a hipster mustache in suspenders on the internet Okay nerd. Whatever you say. The actual pathetic part is that people take this guy seriously.
>> [_] Anon 3319167 triggered
>> [_] Anon 3319168 Literally calls his cuck squad >The Proud Boys Embarrassing.
>> [_] Anon 3319169 Why do you people discuss shitty youtuberips made specifically to make you upset? Where are the janitors or mods? Are they only good for sticking threads in here?
>> [_] Anon 3319170 >># Do we even have a janitor?
>> [_] Anon 3319209 >getting butthurt because your throw your time and effort into the garbage bin and some guy on the internet reminded you of it
>> [_] Anon 3319212 >2016 >realise that i have been wasting my life and should have been building tables in my leisure time, not having fun on a game >contemplate committing suicide but realise that i could be building a table instead >build so many tables that there is no more room in the house >family comes home and is distraught "Daddy why are there so many tables in the house?" my daughter cried >ignore her and continue building tables like my overlord commanded >build so many tables that it envelopes the country, killing everyone >i am the table king
>> [_] Anon 3319213 >be me, pretty good at professional fighting video games, I at least make enough money in bets to pay rent >30 and still live in a basement though, can't afford anything else. >see this guy's video >realize that I'm not a man and that's unacceptable >immediately sell all of my consoles and games >I have enough to buy all of my tools and materials >turn the basement into a table workshop >start developing my manhood >fast forward 3 days >the whole basement is filled with tables >walls covered in intricate woodwork from the tables I've used to line the room >the workshop floor ranges from 2 - 4 feet taller than it originally was >the tables are packed in the room >month later >rent is due >try selling my tables >most won't fit through the door >my parents won't let me cart the 100 or so tables that do fit through their house >try getting people to come to my "Table Cave" >nobody who was serious about buying shows up >parents kick me out, even though I'm so manly >3 months later I'm at a homeless shelter >I can only build tables >think about suicide >eventually I'm crushed by a table when I tried creating a balancing act of 6 tables >I'm a ghost >haunt Gavin for ruining my life >break his fridge and scratch up his tables each night >doesn't matter because he's such a man that he fixes the fridge and builds new tables instantly >mfw I'm in hell
>> [_] Anon 3319215 >I was only nine years old >I loved Gavin so much, I subscribed to all the podcasts and youtube channels >I listen to Gavin every night, thanking him for the skills he taught me >"Gavin is love", I say, "Gavin is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a nue-male >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Gavin >I called him a manbaby >He slaps me and sends me to my room >I am crying now, because my face hurts >I go into my bed, which I built myself >I feel a warmth moving towards me >I fell something touch me >It's Gavin >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear, "Videogames are for little kids!" >He grabs me with his powerful manly hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Gavin >He penetrates my butthole >It hurts so much, but I do it for Gavin >I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Gavin >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Gavin looks him deep in the eyes and says, "You're supposed to be building a table or something, put down the console you grown manbaby!" >Gavin builds a window and leaves through it Gavin is love, Gavin is life.
>> [_] Anon 3319219 Man imagine how he'd react when he sees grown men arguing about video games they haven't even played, nor are never going to play (Here's looking at you /v/ )
>> [_] Anon 3319228 >Fun? You can't have FUN, you're AN ADULT! Build a fucking table!
>> [_] Build_A_Burger_workshop 3319231 Gavin, you are such an excellent woodworker. Yet my only issue seems to be that instead of waisting your time ranting about something nobody cares your opinion on, why don't you just go build a table?
>> [_] Anon 3319232 why does it make him so buttmad though? is it because he realizes inside that all this time he spent building tables was wasted too? gee its almost like *everything* is a waste of time.
>> [_] Anon 3319234 >># LOL
>> [_] Anon 3319235 im feeling like building a table
>> [_] Anon 3319244 delete this

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>> [_] Anon 3201309 >posting on a virtual table assembly gathering
>> [_] Anon 3201345 >to hail him truly, one must leave here forever What do you chose?
>> [_] Anon 3201346 >I was only nine years old >I loved Gavin so much, I subscribed to all the podcasts and youtube channels >I listen to Gavin every night, thanking him for the skills he taught me >"Gavin is love", I say, "Gavin is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a nue-male >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Gavin >I called him a manbaby >He slaps me and sends me to my room >I am crying now, because my face hurts >I go into my bed, which I built myself >I feel a warmth moving towards me >I fell something touch me >It's Gavin >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear, "Videogames are for little kids!" >He grabs me with his powerful manly hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Gavin >He penetrates my butthole >It hurts so much, but I do it for Gavin >I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Gavin >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Gavin looks him deep in the eyes and says, "You're supposed to be building a table or something, put down the console you grown manbaby!" >Gavin builds a window and leaves through it Gavin is love, Gavin is life.
>> [_] Anon 3201389 >># I really like how if you post this early enough, no shitstorm happens in this thread.
>> [_] Anon 3201405 >30yo guy >complaining about 30yo guys playing things >That were invented by 30yo guys for other 30yo guys What a faggot
>> [_] Anon 3201406 lol he just basically says your hobby and passion is bad and you should be like him and do his hobby i mean kind of selfish, if you have a hobby and you enjoy it cool its kind of pathetic that he has to make a big deal because he thinks its "Childish"
>> [_] Anon 3201409 Fucking Edgelord.
>> [_] Anon 3201411 >># >tfw lurk /pol/ and /v/ >watch this fugg :DD
>> [_] Anon 3201419 >># Back to >>>/pol/
>> [_] Anon 3201435 this is how i see it >like whatever the fuck you want >don't make it your entire life, make it a part of it >dont talk about it to other people expecting them to totally be as on board with it as you >don't have an auti fit when people shit on the things you like, we arent a fucking hive mind, people are going to have opposing opinions wether you like it or not simple i get what this guy is saying, video game sjw debating bullshit is fucking cancer and so are those who make video games there life and defend it like fucking gospel are no better. at the same time i'm not gonna watch this and throw away my ps4 because believe it or not, even though i'm 26 i still find video games entertaining. when i get home from work i'll maybe play a couple hours before i get to bed maybe like twice a week if that. enjoy things with moderation, how hard is that.
>> [_] Anon 3201438 >># no get out of /f/ faggot. Equally, enjoy suicide in moderation why don't you.
>> [_] Anon 3201439 >># none of this matters if you don't build tables.
>> [_] Anon 3201441 B U I L D C H A I R S
>> [_] Anon 3201442 Post flashes to get rid of this crappy thread.
>> [_] Anon 3201444 >># you act as if there is even a choice
>> [_] Anon 3201446 >># >so autistic you can't ignore a single thread c'mon anon
>> [_] Anon 3201449 >># D … do you think sage works here?
>> [_] Anon 3201451 >># Yeah it does.
>> [_] Anon 3201453 >># >implying Gavin, my fridge is broken... fix it please?? I'm too busy playing Batman with 12 year olds
>> [_] Anon 3201454 >># >Yeah it does Actually threads being at the bottom mean nothing here, it's time based
>> [_] Anon 3201459 >># I know that, sage still works which is what his question was. Also if two threads are created at the exact same time, then the bottom most thread gets deleted first
>> [_] Anon 3201461 >># >exact same time Fuck anon, you got me there
>> [_] Anon 3201463 >># I saw it happen once, it's really rare though.
>> [_] Anon 3201478 >># please stop shilling this faggot
>> [_] Anon 3201482 >bitching on an online video blog >about adult men spending too much time not being outside doing manly things >hipster liberal looking faggot Wow, even his opinions are ironically out of fashion
>> [_] Anon 3201500 >guaranteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 3201501 guaranteedreplies26.swf
>> [_] Anon 3201502 >># Dude what the actual fuck. Hivemind up in this bitch
>> [_] Anon 3201503 >># >liberal looking faggot He voted Trump, he loves Trump
>> [_] Anon 3201519 >># Nitpicking for sake of being a faggot on a topic he clearly knows nothing at all about.
>> [_] Anon 3201522 >># He's a Nacuck.
>> [_] Anon 3201528 >/pol/fags hate everyone who isnt white invading their country and ruining their culture >/pol/fags invade every board that isnt theirs and ruin the cultures There's something quite poetic in how /pol/kids have become exactly what they claim to hate
>> [_] Anon 3201538 >that facial hair >that outfit I don't know who this fag is but he's trying way too hard to be "grown up"
>> [_] Anon 3201540 What a cuck.
>> [_] Anon 3201542 >># >acting grown up is bad >it must all be an act! >wearing a nice outfit is bad because why put that effort in? >an older man having a beard is weird and unnatural. >fuckin TRYHARD!

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>> [_] Anon 3190158 There's a lot about this guy that I think he's wrong on. But not this. He's absolutely right; get the fuck out there and learn to be men. If you can't change the serpentine belt on your car, or replace the heating element on your stove, or build a simple post-and-beam stucture, you're a failure as a man. Kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3190159 Video games (arcade cabinets) were originally marketed to adults ages 25-35 in bars? Thats always been one of the largest audiences, and continues to be a major demographic with modern day titles?
>> [_] Anon 3190163 >># >posting on 4chan >telling people to go be men k faggot
>> [_] Anon 3190167 >># BUILD A TABLE
>> [_] Anon 3190168 >No true scotsman He even contradicts himself saying that abstract distractions are a vice then proceeds to say that only these forms of distraction that he partakes in are acceptable. It's also glaringly obvious that he has never played a videogame, he should stick to political commentary admitting that you are commenting on something you have no knowledge of and dismiss completely is fine but claiming you have moral superiority on the subject isn't the way to engage people into discourse you are just going to get pats on the back from people who were already on yourside of the argument to begin with and push the people you are aiming to reach out to further away.
>> [_] Anon 3190188 >># >e-everyone on this site HAS to be as worthless as me... >># >then proceeds to say that only these forms of distraction that he partakes in are acceptable. He didn't say it was acceptable. He also made a point that people who watch television don't run around announcing they watch TV like gamers do. Not only that, but this is satire and he's a leftist faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3190197 >># Making a lot of assumptions. Faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3190199 >># This is some top fucking quality satire, I laughed the whole way through.
>> [_] Anon 3190202 Gavin " I kiss coal burning faggots and shove dildos up my ass " Mcinnes
>> [_] Anon 3190205 >># Have you built a table? Didn't think so. You are inferior to him.
>> [_] Anon 3190211 >># >He also made a point that people who watch television don't run around announcing they watch TV like gamers do. Maybe if people like him didn't make a big deal about a hobby, nerds wouldn't feel the need to validate themselves and their hobbies.
>> [_] Anon 3190212 >># >making a table is hard >needing to construct a table in 2017
>> [_] Anon 3190226 >># A bar is a kind of public social environment at least.
>> [_] Anon 3190229 >># Why are you asking this in the form of a question?
>> [_] Anon 3190240 Look at this fucking guy. Come on.
>> [_] Anon 3190242 >># >electric stoves Fucking poorfags, gas stoves are clearly superior. Electric is only better in oven, and even then requires a fan to be good-tier.
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3190244 >Sticking to the "man" stereotype >Current Year >Feminists and faggots I wonder if someone recreated Columbine in the new Doom game yet...
>> [_] Anon 3190249 >># How is electric better than gas in an oven? You can't even broil. It's just worse under all circumstances and there's no a single chef in the world who'd use an electric heating device other than a toaster.
>> [_] Anon 3190250 what if i built a table and still play games tho?
>> [_] Anon 3190261 Why would I build my own table when I can just buy one?
>> [_] Heaven 3190275 >guarenteed replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 3190284 >># What if I make so much money I'd rather not waste my time doing something that doesn't entertain me and just pay some lowlife to fix it for me?

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>> [_] Anon 3187802 Please stop posting this idiot hack.

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>> [_] Anon 3184624 I've never understood the animosity towards video games. It's no different than collecting baseball cards, watching movies, making crafts, or anything... it's a way to pass the time. If it's not harming anyone or making you unhealthy, what's the big fucking deal? Let people be happy if they're not being insane cunts about it.
>> [_] Anon 3184630 I've played an unholy amount of vidya in my life and guess what? It's unhealthy, and it is harming you. If you don't see it then you're in denial or you're shortsighted.
>> [_] Anon 3184631 >guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 3184632 >># this guy makes a living off of pissing people off and having bad hair, i wouldn't take anything he says seriously
>> [_] Anon 3184633 >># Video games are degenerate!
>> [_] Anon 3184649 >># Wow, it's almost like any other addiction.
>> [_] Anon 3184655 >># thats because you played an unholy amount and didnt regulate yourself like a responsible adult.
>> [_] Anon 3184659 >># true that
>> [_] Anon 3184664 >Make table >Play tabletop games on it Am I growed up now guys?
>> [_] Anon 3184719 Please stop posting this.
>> [_] Anon 3184722 >># but kids dont have money, or like batman. Adults who grew up with batman have both of those. I hope this guy gets lots of views on youtube
>> [_] Anon 3184727 >># >Layer of pathetic-ness >found god because he had a kid I don't really play that much vidya but this faggot needs to look in a mirror some time.
>> [_] Anon 3184728 The guy in this flash is a fucktard, let people have their hobbies, its a lot more brain involving than watching sports or reality TV, which is what most adults watch.
>> [_] Anon 3184730 This guy's s dumbass who just spouts what he hears a few guys on /pol/ joke about, hoping to make money. Yes, he's right, on occasion, but he never shares his own opinions, and ones like this show that he's an idiot. >I don't read fiction Best part. I mean, really.
>> [_] Anon 3184732 >># >its a lot more brain involving than watching sports or reality TV Didn't he also say that watching television is a vice? Seems like he compared it perhaps even dis-favorably to playing video games. Also I bet you've never built a table. Pansy.
>> [_] Anon 3184736 >># Actually woodworking was my favourite subject in high school, so I have built things a lot harder than a table.
>> [_] Anon 3184738 >># I see. Well then, perhaps I was wrong about you. However just because you built some shit back then doesn't let you off the hook forever. You need to build tables regularly in order to truly remain a Man.
>> [_] Anon 3184742 >># "Proud Of Your Boy!.."
>> [_] Anon 3184753 Looking at this guys little hipster boy haircut, and beard it makes me laugh. These people seem to think they understand everything and end up looking like a hypocrit, then raging when others call them out on it. Why doesn't this guy grow up and do something with his life instead of making videos about controversial topics like the typical hipster SJWs? Oh it's because he is just as much of a man-baby as the people he claims are the same ones that play video games. In-fact there are a lot of grown men who work 7 days a week and play a game for an hour or two just to take a load off and escape the stress for a little while. Then you have retarded little hipster man-baby SJWs making these kinds of videos and you start to wonder who's really the "problem of society".
>> [_] Anon 3184761 >># True to Caesar.
>> [_] Anon 3184763 >># He's not an SJW. That's the funny thing.

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>> [_] Anon 3181947 >># Stop advertising your tabloid podcast.
>> [_] Anon 3181954 >># I'm sick of this guy. Yeah, he has some good points, but he's just preaching to the choir what he had already heard them sing. Other than that, he's a disgusting conman and ass.
>> [_] Anon 3181964 >># t. someone who didn't build a table today.
>> [_] Anon 3181968 >># I admit, I didn't meet my table quota today. But that was because I was sick.
>> [_] Anon 3181976 Isn't the average age of gamers somewhere in the range of 30-40? I know I've met a lot of older people playing video games throughout my life. My mother and my aunt included.
>> [_] Anon 3181979 >># >"Layer of patheticness" >"It's embarassing" Who cares? Let people be pathetic. Let them be embarassing. Let them do whatever the fuck they want to do.
>> [_] Anon 3181980 >># Yeah, for someone raving about other people being too judgmental of something as inane as videogames, he sure is quick to do it himself.
>> [_] Anon 3182003 >People are participating in x? >X is for children or group I don't like! >What do you mean I sound like an old man! GET OFF MY LAWN!
>> [_] Anon 3182006 >You chose do something with your spare time that isn't what I think you should be doing? You're pathetic and embarrassing!
>> [_] Anon 3182007 >># Real men don't get sick
>> [_] Anon 3182012 >># >A 40 year old who follows young fashion trends bashing on hobbies. I wonder if his kids are the rebellious type or just brainwashed fools.
>> [_] Anon 3182018 >># >t. someone who didn't build a table today. tablelessfags btfo
>> [_] Anon 3182019 >># I mean, the fashion trend only works for older men anyways It's more appropriate for him to be following it since he's actually the age than hipster kids trying to emulate it
>> [_] Anon 3182066 Holier-than-thou faggots NEED A HOT CATTLE PROD IN THE ASS, and I mean to where they expire. This is NOT OK, you are literally WORSE THAN ISIS
>> [_] Anon 3182086 This guy is so salty.
>> [_] Anon 3182092 >># Don't forget all those comedy skits he does. People should devote all their time to learning and refining practical skills would have no time to be enjoying leisure time.

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>> [_] Anon 3173694 >># He probably thinks Warhammer 40k is "for children" too. Numale faggot with whining as a hobby.
>> [_] Anon 3173695 >># you wanna talk some shit? well how many tables have you built?
>> [_] Anon 3173698 this guy stuck a buttplug into his ass live on his show
>> [_] Anon 3173712 Isn't this the guy from Vice or something?
>> [_] Anon 3173718 >># how many fridges have you fixed? >:C
>> [_] Anon 3173734 Whats embarrassing is claiming literature is a vice and expecting to be taken seriously. "I don't read fiction" as if that makes you more of an adult. Making yourself into a caricature =/= being mature.
>> [_] Anon 3173760 everything in my house is fixed and my garage is full of tables wtf do i do now
>> [_] Anon 3173768 >># Begin constructing kilo out of the tables, and then mega tables out of those kilo tables, then giga tables out of those mega tables and so on and so forth. Do not stop until you have covered all matter into tables. TABLES FOR THE TABLE GOD!
>> [_] Anon 3173795 Why the shite does this keep getting posted Why the shite do you people keep thinking this is serious. Why.
>> [_] Anon 3173804 but there are batman games for children too
>> [_] Anon 3173812 Your hobby's and interests are dumb you should follow and do my hobbies and interests instead
>> [_] Anon 3173830 This guy is completely right

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>> [_] Anon 3171749 nn..no
>> [_] Anon 3171755 >># >Come home, relax with my hobby of table building, decide that I need a balanced life and decide to read some "fiction" for once, instead of my nonfiction refrigerator repair manuals or table makers quarterly. Almost enjoying reading a story about a refrigerator repair man who fights the evil refrigerant leak when out my window I see a FUCKING MANCHILD playing a fucking stupid game (go or some other manchild thing I think it was called). I begin to REEEEEEEEEEEEE at the top of my lungs and tell them how pathetic they are to enjoy games and not constructive hobbies, but my screams are muffled by the thousands of tables littering my tiny 50's era home. Later cry myself to sleep on my table bed, snot and tears matting my elegant non-compensatory manly beard into a sticky hairy mass, knowing that no one can understand the true beauty of tablebuilding. Fucking man children!
>> [_] Anon 3171769 It is interesting that he specifically mentions, "I don't read fiction." Research shows that reading fiction develops the social aspects of your brain, improves your ability to understand why others behave the way they do. >"Why are grown men playing video games?" Video games are more than indulgent fantasy, you intellectually stunted numale hipster republicunt suspenders and slacks wearing fuckboy of a narcissist. All this guy does is fantasize about being Ron Swanson while dressed as a hipster. Fucking repulsive
>> [_] Anon 3171772 >># What I don't understand is when people say they don't read fiction, what do they read then if they read at all? Just textbooks, journals and the like? Because other than that "true" stories and other "nonfiction" is loaded with even more trash, text per text, as fiction. >Video games are more than indulgent fantasy, He may be a gigantic faggot, but he's mostly right about that, most vidya games end up being indulgent fantasies. Very few have any real redeaming quality to them because of fucking casuals and money hungry cunts pandering to the "wider audience". They aren't all like that, but these days most of them sure as hell are.
>> [_] Anon 3171793 >># >># >># what i think is hilarious is that you're all just as buttmad as he is. this is what he's doing: >STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE this is what you're doing: >STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE when you remove all of the references to personal taste and preference, he still makes a handful of decent points. namely that as an adult you should have the skills to take care of yourself, and should be self-interested enough to develop skills that will help you thrive in life. when your hobbies get in the way of that, it's a problem... doesn't matter if that hobby is beard growing or table making or masturbating to your waifu
>> [_] Anon 3171795 here is a man who was raised to believe that fun is wrong.
>> [_] Anon 3171797 >># >Thinking that jokingly mocking someone for being a whiny faggot is the same thing as being a whiny faggot Nah. Also > he still makes a handful of decent points Nah, he makes his points so poorly that to interpret them as anything other than ignorant bullshit you have to make the subtext the main text and fill in more blanks than a crossword. Just like you are doing right now.
>> [_] Anon 3171798 >># This is more than what young Republicans do. Yeah, we think people should know how to build a table, but fiction is fine, and videogames are fine if moderated. This guy is probably baiting, though, anyway.
>> [_] Anon 3171801 >># alrighty then. you don't see his point because it's offensive to you and you don't want to see his point. not because "it's not there". but i won't argue with you. you're convinced you're right and i won't waste your time. you should get back to whatever hobby it is i distracted you from (likely dick-beating or some other form of self rape, and definitely not table building or beard growing)
>> [_] Anon 3171803 I laffed
>> [_] Anon 3171805 >># My dad, my best friend's dad, and all of my uncles have never built a table. At most they bought an IKEA table. Why is this dude jerking off about tables?
>> [_] Anon 3171809 >># you're clearly not a real man if you don't get it. but it's no wonder you didn't become a real man (the table building and beard growing kind), seeing as both your dad and his best friend never became men either.
>> [_] Anon 3171811 i wonder if anyone has ever told him how insecure he is as a person.
>> [_] Anon 3171813 >># Right, and pray tell how you got the message being "as an adult you should have the skills to take care of yourself, and should be self-interested enough to develop skills that will help you thrive in life. when your hobbies get in the way of that, it's a problem." From the video where the only thing he does is complain about "manchildren" not acting like "real men" and being "pathetic" for playing video games and enjoying comics among other "unmanly" things instead of doing whatever he thinks is good? I suppose he telepathically communicated that completely unstated moral lesson or something. >W-w-well I won't argue with you because clearly you are wrong and irrational, it's not like I don't have a cogent point besides the completely unsubstantiated horseshit I posted before Right, OK, whatever you need to tell yourself buddy. >definitely not table building or beard growing Actually small scale carpentry and beard growing are hobbies of mine, I'm just not a total whinging faggot about it.
>> [_] Anon 3171814 >># >Actually small scale carpentry and beard growing are hobbies of mine polishing your wood doesn't count, anon. neither does your neckbeard.
>> [_] Anon 3171815 >># I mean, it's good to be practical. Being able to, say, build a table or fix a car are part of that. It's not necessary, but it's a good couple of skills.
>> [_] Anon 3171816 >in the old days, you lived in the basement because you were mentally handicapped. this guy started the entire argument portion of his rant with the "back in my day" argument. why are people unironically getting upset at him? it's like grandpa saying he used to break open thermometers and play with the mercury in them when he was a kid.
>> [_] Anon 3171819 >># Eh, 3/10, best I can give you for that weak showing.
>> [_] Anon 3171821 >># the real issue is that "my hobbies include playing video games and watching TV" doesn't help you do things like fix a car or write a budget. and there are plenty of people who can't pull off both, one comes at the expense of the other. and it's not even about specifically those two examples. in general, if you lack common sense, the ability to think critically, and lack practical skills, you're far less likely to be able to handle problems that come your way. there is no "press A to fix car" in the real world... well, there is: pay a mechanic. but when you need to pay everyone to do everything for you, your ignorance gets really expensive, really fast. life is hard, but it's much harder when you're stupid.
>> [_] Anon 3171823 >># i do try, it's not my fault you have bad taste.
>> [_] Anon 3171824 >># Yeah. Practicality should come first, but after that, it's time for fun.
>> [_] Anon 3171825 >># Society is all about letting people specialize, so you can do a few things really well, and let everyone else do their own things well. It's really pretty pointless to take time to learn how to do this sort of stuff when you should be able just to leave it to someone who will do it better and faster. I mean sure there's always exceptions, but if you are reasonably skilled and don't live on the fringes of society it's pretty silly to waste time and money doing this stuff on your own. That's just how life is these days, some people just seem stuck in an old mindset.
>> [_] Anon 3171826 >># right! if you've got your shit together, and blow off steam by picking on 14 year olds online, i say go for it. where Manly McTableBeard's argument falls apart is that he frames this in terms of vice and says that all forms of entertainment that don't actively contribute to the development of practical skills that make you a useful manly man should be avoided. it's one extreme end complaining about the other extreme end, when normal, healthy people fall somewhere towards the middle.
>> [_] Anon 3171829 >># Because he's trying to formulate an argument. And the best way to counter an argument isn't to say "well he started off with a 'back in my day' argument, therefore I can just ignore him". Obviously no one expects to convince him, since he'll never read these comments nor I'm sure, will his opinion be changed. If nothing else this allows the ground for a good, intellectual discussion/argument. And that in of itself is worthwhile.
>> [_] Anon 3171833 >># Elemental mercury is actually pretty harmless in a liquid state, it's the oxides and vapor deposition that causes harm. though you wouldn't want it in exposed cuts or anything like that. Still you could probably drink a whole tub of mercury and not be much worse off for the wear. Now if you want dangerous shit back in the day there was all the radiation, they had fucking suped up x-ray machines in shoe stores all over, my parents used to stick their feet under x-rays for minutes and look at the bones. They had fucking radium health drinks for crying out loud. And that's on top of the general laxness with all sorts of chemicals, shucks my father got a chemistry kit that nearly exploded on him (though that doesn't come close to his friends in bombed out eastern Europe who actually played with unexploded ordinance). Still it's quite amazing there were so few noticable deaths among all that.
>> [_] Anon 3171837 >># while this is true for some things, there are other skills that you are still better served by learning and performing yourself. Do: your own laundry your own cooking your own cleaning fix your car, computer, smart phone, small home appliances mow your own lawn basic home maintanence Don't: pretend you're a doctor do at home surgery on yourself or others think you can be your own lawyer there are people who specialize in all of those things, but if (for example) you don't know shit about how to cook and don't know anything about nutrition and your diet consists primarily of microwaved chicken tendies and potato-derived product, all slathered in BBQ or ketchup, you're not going to be healthy. so you have two choices: stop being a fucking retarded child in that regard and learn to cook for yourself, or hire someone to do that for you. there is value in learning some skills, and i think that most people imagine that the bar is much higher than it really is. the people i think he's railing against in this video are people who literally cannot cook the most basic meal or clean up after themselves. i know people like this personally, and they're greasy, cringe inducing weaboo fucks. if it isn't obscure weeb trivia, Dr. Who trivia, or playing video games, they're dumber than a stone. sure, they have "specialized skills", but they're skills they can't market for profit and skills which don't allow them to support themselves. and these skills have been acquired by foregoing other basic skills that everyone should know so they can be self-reliant.
>> [_] Anon 3171838 Well, this ruined my night. I just bought the Wario & Waluigi amiibo today. I'm an irredeemable manchild.
>> [_] Anon 3171839 >># >Society is all about letting people specialize Reminds me of this quote from Heinlein that libertarian types love so much. >"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." This is the mindset that you all are trying to argue against. It's not a bad thing to aspire to in and of itself but for 99% of people being a polymath isn't pragmatic.
>> [_] Anon 3171840 >># it isn't really about being the "perfect polymath", so much as it's about agreeing that there's a reasonable minimum amount of usefulness a person must achieve to be useful to themselves and others. if they fail this, they become a burden to themselves and others. and in today's society, being a burden by choice is a badge of honor for some. to wit: >NEET. no job, no money, no problems it's not true!
>> [_] Anon 3171842 >># Thanks anon, you reminded me of the things that I have done, and do, to be as self sustaining as I can. I still have a long way to go though before I'm totally independent though. At least I live alone and take care of my dwelling and pet to the best of my ability.
>> [_] Anon 3171843 >># Yes, however many of those skills are only worth learning because someone else has already lowered the barrier to entry, someone made a washing machine so we don't have to spend hours using a washboard and a clothesline, and I still don't do my own drycleaning. I do my own cooking because these days I can just buy whatever I need at the store and easily put it together, instead of acquiring them the old fashioned way because the butcher, and the farmer did their jobs. Hell even the barrier to knowledge has been razed to the ground by the internet. I wasn't trying to say we are at the point where it is completely pointless to generalize (though maybe in another 30 years when domestic robots start to take care of much more), but that the so called "cost" of generalizing vs specializing is going up, with exceptions of course. As for the cooking example, I'm not so sure knowing how to cook is really what makes people healthy or not, nor having in depth knowledge of nutrition. Rather people follow the generally available health information from doctors and other sources. I think even someone who's never picked up so much as boiled water would probably know if something were unhealthy vs healthy, even if they choose to ignore that knowledge. I'd also have to say, even if it is true there are people who have totally ignored even basic living skills, because of other people's efforts the bar is so low they too could easily acquire proficiency. Using washing clothes as an example again, even if they totally lack skills, these days all you need to do is push a button, and they can have "learned" that skill.
>> [_] Anon 3171846 >># as i said, most people assume the bar is much, much higher than it really is. all of your examples readily demonstrate how easily one can learn to take care of themselves. and considering how easy it is nowadays, and how expensive it is to pay others for the privilege to not know how do these things yourself, it behooves you to learn basic skills.
>> [_] Anon 3171847 I just like Video games
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>> [_] Anon 3171854 >># It's no surprise people on 4chan would be a little triggered.
>> [_] Anon 3171855 >># I can't think of any situations outside of shitposting on 4chan where being a burden can be a badge of honor. Society still isn't very kind to people it sees as leeches, although maybe that's hypocritical of me to say as someone who is not a NEET but still lives comfortably with his parents. Other than that I agree with you.
>> [_] Anon 3171856 >># I don't disagree with that at all. I suppose the point I was trying to make was that too much importance is being placed on these skills either way. Someone who's done nothing but play vidya 24/7 still can still easily learn enough skills to take care of themselves if they choose to. The other way around it's not really that commendable to know basic skills and pretend that knowing how to buy some boards and nails and hammer together a table is the true calling of every man. Moderation is probably the key, though I guess if each side wants to do things the retarded way we can't really stop them. Still all things said and done I'd still rather buy a table from someone who can actually make something aesthetically pleasing on demand rather than fuck around for a year or two learning everything about design and wood carving. >># You're favorite video games are shit.
>> [_] Anon 3171859 >># And your grammar is shit m8
>> [_] Anon 3171860 >># Let me school you kid. Your = you are You're = belonging to you Learn basic fucking contractions before you come posting up in this place.
>> [_] Anon 3171862 >># Never trust anything on 4chan, including this. nice try though kiddo.
>> [_] Anon 3171863 >># speaking of contractions... your mother must've had a powerful one when your head was about halfway out, because you're fucking retarded, buddy.
>> [_] Anon 3171864 I just built a small table out of popsicle sticks I... I feel pretty good I think Gavin's onto something boys
>> [_] Anon 3171865 >># >>you're fucking retarded, buddy. >Says the guy who still can't recognise the difference between your and you're Pot calling the kettle a nigger right there.
>> [_] Anon 3171866 >># >Table >Not the Eiffel tower Oh shit son what are you doing?
>> [_] Anon 3171869 >># >nigger recognizes irony BUT CAN YOU RESIST THE BANANA?
>> [_] Anon 3171871 >># this man has never fixed a refrigerator or any other appliance in his life, short of maybe clearing the water line. Modern appliances are designed to be unfixable these days; even a simple mechanical repair requires a proprietary computer connection to reset the appliance's brains afterwords, requiring a service tech, replacement, or complete removal of digital controls. maybe if he stopped pretending to be mid-century modern, he'd see how much the world has changed in the last 50 years and stop trying to compare Adam West campiness to a $24 billion industry.
>> [_] Anon 3171874 >># Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bannanaphone. Ooo ooo ka ooo doga doo.
>> [_] Anon 3171878 >># Your grammar is shit. Jokes aside, yes. There is a broad spectrum of ability. Not everyone can go around beating up Nazis with a giant American flag on their chest and spontaneously sprouting chest hair. Some of us have other skill sets that aren't at all conducive to carpentry and being a grouch. Some of us are better at orating, some at teaching, some at logistics. These are intellectual aspects, and you can't see somebody's brain working unless they're one of those weirdos that make faces when they're concentrating. I know how to repair my own car, how to build shelves, how to skin and treat a deer, and how to beat someone's ass with my bare fists. But just because I know how to do those doesn't mean I should focus on them to be my sole merits. And I for one fucking hate working with hand saws, and despite me loving jerky I'm not always patient enough to cut up and dehydrate some meat. So I use an electric saw and I buy Jack Link's. And when I'm done carving up a new planed plank of wood to replace my broken shelves or piecing back together my old stereo, I sit down and enjoy some Project CARS to relax. And besides, it's not like I'm ever going to be able to afford to buy a Zakspeed Ford Capri and take it around the California coast. I'll never have the money, and I'd have the police chasing my ass the whole way down to San Bernandino. So I indulge in the fantasy of that scenario because it'll never be a reality, and it allows me to better focus on doing these supposedly "responsible" things like making sure my medical insurance isn't screwed up because the game let off some stress beforehand.
>> [_] Anon 3171879 >># A lot of people have ancient energy wasting freezers and fridges, even ones that still run on HFCs since often people keep them running 'till they die. Though I don't know if those are anymore repairable for laypeople than modern shit considering the one of the main causes of issues are refrigerant line leaks. Not even really worth repairing them these days though with all the energy saving shit on newer models.
>> [_] Anon 3171894 What a fucking retard.
>> [_] Anon 3171906 >># lol'd

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>> [_] Anon 3167107 >bread and circus >on demand >satisfactory amount of control for most consumers
>> [_] Anon 3167168 i don't take advice from people who dress like it's the 1800s and look like they drink craft beers.
>> [_] Anon 3167170 >># i mean if being a man is dressing like that and spending your time on the internet trying to invalidate other people's enjoyment of things because of your self-proclaimed authority on what can be enjoyed, then please cut off my dick right now.
>> [_] Anon 3167177 So, what I'm taking from this was this faggot just got ass-raped on COD and needs to whine. "If I don't understand something or am bad at it, of course it holds no true value!" He cries to the rooftops, clutching his butthole as he screetches. But alas, no one heeds his calls, leaving him alone to build his tables in solitude whilst others get drunk with friends and snipe each other in the balls.... truly a poetic world we live in.
>> [_] Anon 3167179 I did a transcript of this, use it as you like. Entertainmentisforkids.Adultsaren'tallow edtoexperiencejoybydoingactivitiesintheir sparetime.Videogamesareforlittlekids!Whya readultsplayingvideogames?Mybrotherinlawb oughtmykidsaBatmangameforChristmas;theyca n'tplayit,it'sforadultsonly.Batman?!WhenI wasalittlekid,wewatchedBatmanonTVbecausew ewantedtobetoughandfightbadguys.Nowyou're thirty-twoandyou'resittingthere"I'mBatman .I'mSuperman,lookatmeIcanfly!LookatmyWolv erineshirt!"Hehasclaws,youreadcomicbooks? Thatisforpeoplewhoarespecial.Intheolddays youlivedinthebasementbecauseyouweremental lyhandicapped.Whenwesaw12yearoldsplayingS tarWarsplayingwith9yearoldswewent"poorbas tard,Iguesshe'llbelivingwithhismommyforev er."Nowthat'scool.Nowyouwanttoargueabouti t.Nowguysareonlinewiththeirheadsetsyellin gat12yearoldssaying"ComebackoutIwanttokil lyou!"withmynerddrawinggunand you're a nerd drawing too. Hey adult males, hey Dads. You're supposed to know stuff. You're supposed to know how things works. You're supposed to know how to fix a fridge. You're supposed to be building a table or something. Yes we watch TV sometimes, yes we indulge ourselves in movies. Sometimes we even read fiction. I don't read fiction but I get that sometimes you do that. That happens occasionally, that's a vice, it should be discouraged. It's not something to be proud of, you don't go "I'm a watch TVer, get out of here! There's a bomb threat at my watch TV conference." What the fuck! Put down the console you grown man baby! It's embarrassing.
>> [_] Anon 3167182 Get out your Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V >I was only nine years old >I loved Gavin so much, I subscribed to all the podcasts and youtube channels >I listen to Gavin every night, thanking him for the skills he taught me >"Gavin is love", I say, "Gavin is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a nue-male >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Gavin >I called him a manbaby >He slaps me and sends me to my room >I am crying now, because my face hurts >I go into my bed, which I built myself >I feel a warmth moving towards me >I fell something touch me >It's Gavin >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear, "Videogames are for little kids!" >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Gavin >He penetrates my butthole >It hurts so much, but I do it for Gavin >I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Gavin >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Gavin looks him deep in the eyes and says, "You're supposed to be building a table or something, put down the console you grown manbaby!" >Gavin builds a window and leaves through it Gavin is love, Gavin is life.
>> [_] Anon 3167183 >I am embarrassed, so you should be too sounds like a guy who doesnt appreciate art or really anything except fixing fridges?
>> [_] Anon 3167187 >How many tables did you build today, /f/? I woke up at dawn and built one before breakfast, then I fixed my refrigerator a couple times and knocked out three more by noon. My current long-term goal is to be able to build a table in under half an hour. I expect it will be almost a lifetime before my dream, the elusive 5-minute-table, will be within my grasp.
>> [_] Anon 3167189 >be me, pretty good at professional fighting video games, I at least make enough money in bets to pay rent >30 and still live in a basement though, can't afford anything else. >see this guy's video >realize that I'm not a man and that's unacceptable >immediately sell all of my consoles and games >I have enough to buy all of my tools and materials >turn the basement into a table workshop >start developing my manhood >fast forward 3 days >the whole basement is filled with tables >walls covered in intricate woodwork from the tables I've used to line the room >the workshop floor ranges from 2 - 4 feet taller than it originally was >the tables are packed in the room >month later >rent is due >try selling my tables >most won't fit through the door >my parents won't let me cart the 100 or so tables that do fit through their house >try getting people to come to my "Table Cave" >nobody who was serious about buying shows up >parents kick me out, even though I'm so manly >3 months later I'm at a homeless shelter >I can only build tables >think about suicide >eventually I'm crushed by a table when I tried creating a balancing act of 6 tables >I'm a ghost >haunt Gavin for ruining my life >break his fridge and scratch up his tables each night >doesn't matter because he's such a man that he fixes the fridge and builds new tables instantly >mfw I'm in hell
>> [_] Anon 3167206 >># Well you saved me the time of listening to his diatribe, as I can read faster than he can talk.
>> [_] Anon 3167209 >># not bad
>> [_] RIP Anon 3167210 >adults cant into entertainment Nice haircut
>> [_] Anon 3167248 look at me im faggin mcqueernis hurr hurr hurr durr
>> [_] Anon 3167250 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 3167251 >># >when u got a penis and u havent built a table in 5 hours.