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[_] he's right you know Anon 3342776 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3342780 >># when I buy a jar of pickles from a chain store it never pops, you can even open it with bare hands. But if I make them myself (buy raw pickles from a local farmer and preserve them) it's impossible to open them without letting the air in first by prying the lid from below with a knife
>> [_] Sammy 3342797 >># So whats the moral off the story? Hillary is too piss weak a woman to open a jar of pickles? Not even the Right-wing king can open a jar of pickles? Jar of Pickles for president and prime minister? Luminati confirm? >australian_shitposter.jpg
>> [_] Anon 3342798 >># >>>/plebbit/
>> [_] Anon 3342808 >># >can Man, he's stupid.
>> [_] Anon 3342846 >># Hillary was pretending to muscle open a pre-opened jar of pickles. If it had still been vacuum sealed, the lid would have made an audible pop. The greater point is that Hillary was covering up her poor physical and mental health during the election.
>> [_] Anon 3342876 >># As if her general sweatiness, confusion, and drowsy eyes in every public appearance didn't attest to her poor physical state, and as if she didn't clearly faint from exhaustion during an event and have to be carried away by her security team, somehow Alex Jones has to use a pickle jar as evidence. Why must people always go for the ludicrous evidence, it only discredits your entire viewpoint
>> [_] Anon 3342889 >># No kidding....I guess the seizures she went through during that one interview with a reporter wasn't enough evidence. Got to mention everything I guess.

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>> [_] Anon 3305031 >># of course he can't open that can of pickles because he is not using a can opener what a dummy

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[_] he's right though Anon 3297688 the pickle can was clearly pre-opened exposing the utterly disturbing lack of ethics that seemingly defines modern powerful politicians and their cheerleaders from the media set
>> [_] Anon 3297691 Jimmy Kemel or w/e came clean about the Picklegate and said yes, it was pre-opened before she tried it
>> [_] Anon 3297720 >can of pickles >can Please fuck off. TIA.

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>> [_] Anon 3231524 Poor Alex. The pickles haunt his dreams. Taunting from beneath their impenetrable cover. He can see the delicious pickled goodness so clearly through the glass. His hamfists, sweaty with both desire and frustration, cannot summon the Herculean strength required to defeat the mighty vanguard that is the vacuum sealed lid. Alone at night, he weeps.
>> [_] Anon 3231527 such a beautiful, tragic story...
>> [_] Anon 3231528 >># Thank you, for your kind words. But it's not me you should thank. The inner rage and turmoil of Jones himself spoke to me. I am merely a conduit for his suffering.
>> [_] Anon 3231534 >># Poor Alex probably couldn't get it up after this.
>> [_] Anon 3231537 Alex gon' give it to ya Fuck turning them to get it on your own, Alex gon' pop it for ya Knock knock, pressure it down, it's real With the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel

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>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 3218335 And this is the guy ... trump wants as an advisor, and wants him to join the press corps. People... Idiocracy was NOT ment to be a 'how to...' movie.
>> [_] Anon 3218350 Bill Hicks' new stuff is goddamn hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 3218360 Alex Jones is my leader and my savior.
>> [_] Anon 3218361 Alex is the most human human alive. He speaks from the heart and he spreads the truth to as many people as he can. He's truly what the world needs.
>> [_] Anon 3218392 >># I wish we could get an actual eugenics program operation.
>> [_] Anon 3218393 >># why did they give her a can of pickles to try and open to begin with? >># Why do you .... write so strange? It's... Distracting.
>> [_] Anon 3218394 >># It's a test of whether or not she can open a pickle jar correctly by popping it open.
>> [_] Anon 3218395 >Obsess over jar of pickles >Call it a can
>> [_] Anon 3218398 Alex Jones is a fucking joke
>> [_] Anon 3218405 > I can't even open this Excellent.
>> [_] Anon 3218410 >># but the pickles have what plants crave
>> [_] Anon 3218471 POP O P
>> [_] Anon 3218472 >># he is right though
>> [_] Anon 3218474 >># >working up a sweat over a jar of pickles Alex Jones really is a fat mess
>> [_] Anon 3218475 >># pickle cans can be hard to open though the other day I was trying to open one and it took some serious effort, getting the right grip and finding the right angle me mum also often asks me to open sealed jars of fancy jelly for her also when pressed on it Kimmel did eventually unironically admit that they had pre-opened the can for Hillary and while its hard to take anything pickles related seriously decieving the entire nation about her health using a false premise that she was strong enough to open a sealed pickle jar (which is harder then people usually admit) is actually a pretty awful thing and Jones isn't entirely wrong to point that out
>> [_] Anon 3218480 Once you pop, you can't stop.

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>> [_] Anon 3209910 >># Pickles provided by the illuminati.
>> [_] Anon 3210021 >># I think alex jones uncovered the real clinton scandal

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>> [_] Anon 3203967 >can of pickles >can Alex. Buddy. Time for a break.
>> [_] Anon 3204032 >># Nice trips
>> [_] Anon 3204041 I don't understand why he's talking about this. Is there not enough happening for him to come up with another topic?
>> [_] Anon 3204042 >># A Presidential candidate openly deceiving the entire country about her health by pretending to open a sealed pickle-can that was infact already pre-opened by the host's assistant is not news? Maybe kids these days don't care but back in my day honesty mattered.
>> [_] Anon 3204044 >># I don't know if you didn't read the first half of my comment, but thanks for helping me understand in the most condescending piece of shit way.
>> [_] Anon 3204045 >># Wasn't trying to be a dick to you or anything. Sorry. Bit wound up this morning.

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>> [_] Anon 3200909 >># Probably the most legitimate Hillary conspiracy theory out there honestly.

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>> [_] Anon 3197795 you have to pop jelly too don't you?
>> [_] Anon 3197805 pop.swf
>> [_] Anon 3197809 >># What's the difference between turning and popping? Just put your hand on the thing and turn until it opens.
>> [_] Anon 3197813 >can of pickles >can Goddamit Alex. Seriously? Time for a vacation dude.
>> [_] Anon 3197876 >># >># the jars do "pop," but only after turning no, the jar and top aren't threaded like peanut butter, but there isn't an action called "popping" to open the jar this man needs national geographic to document his odd existence, so we can learn how to prevent it in future generations
>> [_] Anon 3197944 >># >national geographic That's the tranny mag now.

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>> [_] Anon 3195761 POP
>> [_] Anon 3195767 >can of pickles ITS A JAR!
>> [_] Anon 3195771 Such a credible news source. There's also not always a pop if it's been opened before. >can of pickles
>> [_] Anon 3195813 >># thats the joke
>> [_] Anon 3195814 >># >All these libtards buying into the propaganda that it's possible to open a can of pickles. Sure, and NASA landed on the moon, Russians helped Trump win the election, and climate change is real.
>> [_] Anon 3195818 >># >Moon landing was probably real >Russian election conspiracy is complete bullshit and the purveyors of that lie are well aware of that >Climate change is certainly real to some extent but its become politicized and so its hard to say what really are the effects of it short or long-term and if the reductions certain Governments want in emissions would significant alter its effect on the future Also opening vacuum sealed Jars isn't easy. I am a large man of unusually high strength and yet the other day I had some trouble opening a sealed jar of red-peppers floating in water. I mean, I did get it open but it wasn't easy and as Alex said it made an incredibly loud pop. Kimmel (host of the talk show Hillary was on) basically all but admitted that the jar was opened before the skit thus admitting it was all a big lie and propaganda. They had meant to show the nation that Hillary was in good strength by her opening a pickle can but had it been sealed she most likely would have been unable to open it. They lied to us all and they should be ashamed.
>> [_] Anon 3195819 >># >Moon landing was probably real Whatever you say libtard >Russian election conspiracy is complete bullshit and the purveyors of that lie are well aware of that Glad you're willing to admit the CIA, FBI, NSA, and all of our government security bureaus are lying. Are you ready for the red pill now? >Climate change is certainly real to some extent but its become politicized No, it's part of a global conspiracy to limit energy production.
>> [_] Anon 3195821 >># >Glad you're willing to admit Was pretty much just some rogue elements of the CIA that claimed it. Most other intelligence agencies wouldn't sign off on it and the FBI basically said it was BS. And many honest people including Assange himself have said that Russia had no part in what they are claiming. Pretty sure if you knew the history of the CIA and who/what they actually represent you wouldn't trust them but you're knowledge of intelligence agencies probably doesn't go much further then watching American Dad on TBS. >No, it's part of a global conspiracy to limit energy production. No, its for other reasons which are mostly economic and political but since you weren't aware of that it can't actually be the case.
>> [_] Anon 3195823 >># your knowledge* fug...
>> [_] Anon 3195824 what a stupid discussion this belongs on /mu/
>> [_] Anon 3195826 >># You're almost there, but not quite, try reading /pol/ some more. The Russian election scandal is support by the federal agencies fully, but the federal agencies are all lying to try to discredit Trump because they know he's going to clean the swamp.
>> [_] Anon 3195888 >># But wheres the surprise?

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>> [_] Anon 3193644 Either Hillary is more of a man than he is, or by god maybe that JAR of pickles she opened was already opened once so the vacuum seal was broken already!
>> [_] Anon 3193645 >can
>> [_] Anon 3193649 Alex Jones was right >pizza captcha
>> [_] Anon 3193651 Kimmel basically all but admitted that the jar was opened before it was presented to Hillary. Both he and Clinton should be ashamed that they openly and blatantly lied to the nation and promoted pickle propoganda. Fuck them and thank you Alex for exposing them.
>> [_] Anon 3193668 the elections are over. fuck off with this /pol/ shit.
>> [_] Anon 3193670 >Every single /pol/ post is trash >Every >Single >One
>> [_] Anon 3193761 >># Nice YT rip kid, ebin trollin lad, those guys must beso mad XD >># this. they have no awareness of where they are or what they're posting. I've seen the most arbitrary things get twisted into pol garbage. from kitten videos to dragonball threads, you name it. they spew their diarrhea wherever they are, regardless of context. they just can't contain it. this shits exactly how horsefuckers got banned, though I doubt hiroshima has the balls to send them back..
>> [_] Anon 3193766 i thought it was very funny

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>> [_] Anon 3192474 God this guy really is a total nutjob
>> [_] Anon 3192530 If he were nicer I'm sure our demonic overlords would teach him the secret to the pickle jar.
>> [_] Anon 3192542 >># He figured it out though.
>> [_] Anon 3192544 >># you just ain't woke yet nigga
>> [_] Anon 3192596 >can
>> [_] Anon 3192607 Come on, at least be able to open the jar if you're going to mock someone else for not opening one properly.

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>> [_] Anon 3187501 >can of pickles
>> [_] Anon 3187518 >can of pickles /pol/ in a nutshell
>> [_] Anon 3187586 >can of pickles

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>> [_] Anon 3186872 I lost so hard
>> [_] Anon 3186875 this is pretty good Do you mind if I save it?
>> [_] Anon 3186876 I finally understand why InfoWars is getting so much positive attention. They're finally reporting on the problems that matter.
>> [_] Anon 3186889 Can? Really? I thought you were smarter than that Alex. And that's saying something.
>> [_] Anon 3186898 >># How is he stupid? The reality is vacuum sealed bottles aren't easy to open. He is right that twisting them open is very difficult and most people pop it open by applying pressure from the bottom up and then to the side. Even for a strong man opening up some of these vacuum bottles can be difficult. My mom just the other day had me open a similar bottle that contained pasta sauce because she couldn't do it. Looking closely at her arms and the bottle it is clear that Hillary expended very little force to get it open and she used the twist method which is much harder and generally requires a very strong man to do it. Is it ok for a Presidential candidate to openly lie to the public like that? The whole point of the skit was to "prove" that she is healthy and strong and yet the whole thing was a lie... propoganda. Just shows how easily the woman lies, how poor her morals are and how she is the type of person who will do anything however immoral or illegal if she feels she can get away with it and it will promote her goals (power/influence etc...).
>> [_] Anon 3186919 >># Because he called it a Can and not a Jar, that's why he's stupid.
>> [_] Anon 3186921 >># if you wish to open a vacuum sealed jar, you must first invent the universe or just do what this anon said >>#
>> [_] Anon 3186961 >># >the propaganda of pickle jars sounds like a neat book.
>> [_] Anon 3186972 >># the game
>> [_] Anon 3186990 >># It's not even hard to open them, you must be really weak.
>> [_] Anon 3186992 This whole thing is all Guillermo's fault. Never trust a hungry Mexican to guard an unopened c̶a̶n̶ jar or pickles.
>> [_] Anon 3187031 >># Why did you feel the need to insult him? If you don't like the facts that's to bad but your inability to accept them by insulting him just makes YOU pathetic. Gratz
>> [_] Anon 3187033 >># He didn't insult him, he was just stating facts. If you don't like them, that's too bad but there's no need to call him pathetic for it.
>> [_] Anon 3187039 no you hit it with the handle of a butter knife, hit it a couple times on the edge of the lid and then try to open it
>> [_] Anon 3187043 >People actually listen to Alex Jones Goddamn. That's fucking pathetic. I bet you still believe the Moon landing was faked.
>> [_] Anon 3187044 Well done, OP. Doin' the Lord's work.