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[_] a question as old as mankind itself Anon 3450437

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[_] Anon 3368914
>> [_] Anon 3368926 It's still yellow...
>> [_] Anon 3368978 >># OmG U fIgUrED iT oUt Well done sperg

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[_] l e m o n posting Anon 3353004 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3353108 >># saved
>> [_] Anon 3353112 Am I losing my mind or are the lemons moving
>> [_] Anon 3353151 >># correct. why did i think this would be the lemon stealing whore? am i losing my mind as well?

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[_] lemon loop. Anon 3335842 this loop makes me question myself. and this really isnt something that I need to do.

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[_] Posting fruits! Anon 3332662 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3332672 So, what color is it?
>> [_] Anon 3332685 >># Blue lens only let blue light through. Lemons reflect very little blue light. They would appear dark, approaching black.
>> [_] Anon 3332687 >># Something's absorbing light, out of the universe?
>> [_] Anon 3332689 >># Precisely, that's why we're experiencing these curious color phenomena on board.
>> [_] Anon 3332691 Is it a trick question? The lemon would still be yellow, just seen differently?
>> [_] Anon 3332692 >># >># >># the answer is in the flash if you listen for long enough you guys
>> [_] Anon 3332696 >># >Green because blue and yellow make green. But that's wrong.
>> [_] Anon 3332701 >># longer
>> [_] Anon 3332703 >># ?
>> [_] Anon 3332704 The lemon would still be yellow you fuckin retards. It would appear a different color relative to the wearer of the glasses but its still fuckin yellow
>> [_] Anon 3332705 >># you need to listen longer
>> [_] :v 3332725 For people stating "appearing" they are, at best, technically correct. Yes to the observer it may "appear" to be green. However your piss ant perception of the lemon does not alter the fact that the lemon is in fact yellow to the rest of the fucking world. Just like no one cares about how you perceive your various life struggles and they are most likely in fact both not that big of a deal and entirety your fault. Likely as a result of failure to growing as adult and hiding behind blame and excuse to explain your piss poor behavior. GET IT
>> [_] Anon 3332749 >># cool story bro
>> [_] Anon 3332758 >># O

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[_] What color is the lemon, /f/? Anon 3313071 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3313135 Brown, asI've shoved it up my ass.
>> [_] Anon 3313157 >Have blue glasses on. >Everything has a blue tint. >Subtract blue tint from "green" lemon. >Lemon obviously must be yellow.
>> [_] Anon 3313159 the color of niggers
>> [_] Anon 3313190 this is amazing. just amazing!

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[_] Lemon posting Anon 3270511 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3270680 Damn that was good
>> [_] Anon 3270694 AM I HIGH

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[_] Loopt Anon 3254640
>> [_] Anon 3254649 dank imho
>> [_] Anon 3254661 Whats the song name
>> [_] Anon 3254676 >># Resizing the window is hard
>> [_] Anon 3254678 >># What
>> [_] Anon 3254681 >># make the window real skinny and tall and the source will be on the bottom welcome to /f/, faggot. don't rename flashes, and don't tell any of the other boards about us.

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[_] Anon 3243484

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[_] bout dem lemons :v 3240025 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3240028 Do you use LMMS or FLStudio? Or something else entirely? Thinking of getting into simple music production as a hobby, and LMMS is obnoxious to work with, but don't wanna shell out $99.99 dollarydoos for something that's free elsewhere.
>> [_] :v 3240031 >># I use Fl studio and ableton. I'm trying to learn how to use some these fancy hardware samplers. I bought the whole maschine package but I don't know how to use it beyond making basic rhythms. >fuck money steal whatever you can
>> [_] :v 3240033 >># I should also note the hardest part of doing this is cutting samples into workable pieces that don't hard cut into each other.
>> [_] godk 3240040 When life gives you lemons, make a flash! >># >maschine ADSR has great tutorial resources, have you checked it out? Maschine is crazy stuff, as are Kontakt and Massive and all the others. Not intuitive tools, unless you're an aging Moog engineer. >># the fine art of dithering... try overlapping/blending the ends of clips before hard-cutting, then bank them to single clips, they'll roll easily into each other as long as the tempos are solid.
>> [_] :v 3240044 >># I saw someone working with an old akai pad and now I want one. >So vintage Luckily most DAW have samplers with adjustable dither and cross built into it so you can trigger it that way instead of re cutting it over and over.
>> [_] godk 3240056 >># heh, true, but I also like getting my hands dirty with low-level haxx. >akai pad Meep! Now you're gonna make me miss my old hardware. Loved my Boss DR-550 and Tascam Porta-3. If only I had any of those tapes today... no, I'd probably cringe.
>> [_] :v 3240077 >># I've never owned any hardware before...I had a shitty bass and amp that I rescued from a goodwill once. I still can't play, I gave it a roomie and haven't seen either since. >I named it Haruko, the best waifu I was going to buy a bunch of equipment but when I found out you could emulate the sound with stuff like decimort 2 I decided to not spend a fuck ton on stuff I know little to nothing about... I really need to read some books on how to use this shit...
>> [_] Anon 3240092 >># You should upload this one with the lemons, the dialog is great.
>> [_] Anon 3240103 >># Dude is that Art Freeman? Glad I'm not the only one who had to watch those videos. Guess you were serious about your depression, huh?
>> [_] Anon 3240105 >># Also, who inspired you to make music? I sense a hint of J-Dilla with your sampling, but I can't really place what it is about it that makes me think that. You play any traditionally played instruments, like piano or guitar?
>> [_] :v 3240125 >># Working on it, just cleaning up the full length. >># Yes it is I take samples from cognitive behavioral therapy videos pretty frequently. I finished most of a psychology degree during which we watched a lot of videos like the one sampled. I took the classes as GPA padding but they got pretty interesting beyond the intro courses. Still think it's mostly fluff and nonsense. >># I just like doing something kinda creative now and then. Most of my day to day work is very boring. Rare cases are just that...rare and as interesting as the work is, most of the time I'm just confirming findings. I can play hot cross buns on piano and touch my tounge to my elbow I tried bass and it never took beyond basic chugging rhythms.
>> [_] Anon 3240130 >># If you already answered this before, I'll look thru 4plebs, but where did you get the instrumental samples for this one? Just perfect. Were they all from the same song, or did you splice different song samples together?
>> [_] Anon 3240139 >># What do you do for a living?
>> [_] Anon 3240142 Hey! How to flash? How do I make flash?
>> [_] Anon 3240147 >># OP is a connoisseur at the extremities of making cacophonic sound
>> [_] :v 3240148 >># It's a mix of pre keyed stems and cuts along with a few accents played with some plugins (NI massive and Sakura). The "chop" is done via grossbeat the gating plugin that comes with FL studio. >Tldr no there is no full original source audio. >># Hospital stuff / now more school >># you make it flash
>> [_] Anon 3240149 >># What?
>> [_] Anon 3240152 what color is a lemon in a room with no light
>> [_] Anon 3240154 >># saying "hospital stuff" doesn't excuse the narcotics you sell on the street
>> [_] :v 3240159 >># you make it flash >># y-yellow? >don't pull that weak ass "color is perception of light and therefore no light = no color" bullshit >># I tell kids they have ass cancer.
>> [_] Anon 3240160 >># you finger kids butt holes to see if they have ass cancer? you should be ashamed of yourself
>> [_] :v 3240168 >># I mean, they won't live long enough to press charges so it's all good.
>> [_] Anon 3240175 >># what color is a lemon when a light comprised of all spectra except those in the yellow range is shined on it
>> [_] :v 3240179 >># likely exploded and/or melted by intense radiation
>> [_] Anon 3240184 >># >># >You make in flash IN flash, you moron, unless you wanted to say flashy
>> [_] Anon 3240185 >># σωσ
>> [_] Anon 3240218 >># Jesus fucking meatballs, could you check your autism just once, Anon?

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[_] Lemons inside :v 3239386 I know we all love having a red apple and blue apple Can we get some love for them green lemons? How are you on this Friday/Saturday /f/? I couldn't sleep so its shit/blog posting time Apart from that it's been a pretty decent week, which can only mean something terrible is on the way. >inb4 it's a lime you fgt
>> [_] Anon 3239396 I doing pretty alright, roommates away so I've got the apartment to myself. I applied for a job today, I really don't want to have to work but my savings are starting to dry up so my NEET life will have to be put on hold for a while.
>> [_] :v 3239403 >># God speed anon, the outside world is pretty shit. Night shift helps reduce contact with people, if that is a possibility.
>> [_] Anon 3239404 >># Realized I had not eaten all day at around 7pm, went to Whataburger for a Whataburger, it was breddy gud Fast forward to 3 am, feel kinda hungry, decide to go to Whataburger again It was the same qt cashier, feeling of shame set in even though I only ate twice today Also they fucked up my order, didn't get my Breakfast on a Bun. Kinda sad about that but my pups liked the extra biscuit Love the jam by the way I'm so lonely, but I feel drained when I'm around people for too long. It's like I was naturally born to be miserable. I feel like if I get a gf, I'll get some purpose and direction back in my life, like when I was with my last serious gf a couple years ago. But it just never works out. Falling behind in college a little bit too. I withdrew from a course. Don't tell my dad please. I don't know what I'm doing or where I'm going, but your flashes help me feel ok about everything for a little while and calm down.
>> [_] Anon 3239405 >># also any chance that you could make your soundcloud easier to find? searching for ":v" just brings up results for "v"
>> [_] Anon 3239407 >># Like I know the links are sometimes in the flash, but for when I want to listen away from the computer
>> [_] :v 3239413 >># Ayy I know that awkward feel One time I had lunch early once and later agreed to go with coworkers to their lunch to keep discussing plans. I look up to order and am filled with shame as the I notice the same waiter I had not 2 hours before. >I can feel his disgust I still haven't gone back >># >># Can't really help you there. ":v" is vague on purpose. I should have come up with a catchy witty url but I'm not very funny or creative
>> [_] godk 3239416 >># >I still haven't gone back awkward! I found YouTube scum ripping your stuff over there, I gave 'em a good finger wagging, since the faggots that run it won't take anything down unless you're Sony or Disney, or a card-carrying SJW. Lord knows they ignore my flags when I report rips of my content. I wouldn't care if there was some sort of creative edit, but they just rip it and grab your pageviews. So yeah, insomnia is rampant among our ranks apparently. I gotta pull a 12 hour shift in about 7 hours, been up since last shift ended 7 hours ago. So I've been up editing moar vidya for the next round of shenanigans. I need to figure out a way to convince some knucklehead to hire me to do this crap all day instead of wageslaving all my productive hours away.
>> [_] :v 3239419 >># Yea it really was/is. I really liked the fries there :< Ripping what the shitty missile beat? I mean doesn't that in the long run add to/help my namefagging? >I will be very happy when one of my shit loops comes back as an even shittier youtube rip here on /f/ Man fuck insomnia I'm on a rocky nap cycle now. It's better than the up 24 followed by 12 - 16 asleep but not without it's own problems. I never really feel awake anymore. At least before there were a few hours of feeling well rested. >find a job that leaves you with a lot of free time overnight.
>> [_] Anon 3239421 >># >the (un)shitty missile beat? Yeah, and no, doesn't help if you're not mentioned. >youtu.be/_LjN3UclYzU >up 24 followed by 12 - 16 asleep shitfuckshit, this is exactly my syndrome lately. And yes, feel like a perpetual zombie. I could fix it all in a heartbeat if I can get my hands on some medical dab...
>> [_] godk 3239422 >># also, >shit loops comes back as an even shittier youtube rip here on /f/ meta af 0_o
>> [_] :v 3239423 >># That is not mine. It always bothered me that the cadence just never matched up in that version so I made a different version. idk why that one comes back to me
>> [_] Sammy 3239438 >># Was expecting Will Sasso, disappoint I'm doing alright, Uni going fine, applying for more jobs, no weed is going fine, no fap is okay, but difficult, loneliness is crippling, but im not dead yet
>> [_] Anon 3239458 >># I'm downloading movies but I don't watch them. I'm downloading games but I don't play them. I'm downloading porns but I don't fap to them. What am I?
>> [_] :v 3239460 >># Having your traffic monitored for excess bandwidth.
>> [_] Anon 3239461 >># nah, I don't have any FUP set from the provider
>> [_] Anon 3239462 >># A miserable little pile of secrets?
>> [_] Anon 3239468 In this hand I have a redd aipple and in thisu hand I have a bruue aipple LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE COMBINE THEM
>> [_] :v 3239472 >># hey you got the joeaks :D:DDD:D:D:D >what haypn when we add gren lemn!?
>> [_] Anon 3239473 >># all the multiverses will collide and create a uniuniverse with infinite possibilities existing in one plane of realm >do it fegit
>> [_] :v 3239485 >># yes
>> [_] Anon 3239489 >># First time I've heard your music, good shit anon
>> [_] Anon 3239494 >># Worked a 12 hour day at one of my four jobs. GF was a little upset because it was unexpected. But I do love all the jobs I work at.
>> [_] godk 3239508 >># the Wayback Machine webcrawler. >># >not mine Hmm. Well, the admission of guilt was enough for my sentence. :^) Oh, and finally got some sorta OK sleep. off to work, see you turkeys tonight.
>> [_] Anon 3239510 >># >having four jobs >working 12 hours on just one of them >This is good What the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 3239515 >># in Freeland you can have as many jobs as you want, but God helps you if you forget to pay taxes from any and all incomes you make
>> [_] Anon 3239519 >># What the fuck kind of jobs do you have anyways?