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>> [_] Anon 3284735 needs more strobe effects
>> [_] Anon 3284794 Every time I come to /f/ I get a scary virus that makes my pants slip down a little.
>> [_] Anon 3284795 typical mom disapproving of her son's budding sexuality, thus inevitably creating another future beta male.
>> [_] Anon 3284828 >># Seriously I dont get why parents get all uppity about that shit it does way more harm than good, just let the kid be curious
>> [_] Anon 3284830 >># look at 4chan, it's a sliding scale of degeneracy. better hold off as long as you can, because the distance from softcore to animated tranny-porn is about 8 years apart now
>> [_] Anon 3284832 >># What a bad lie. There's no tentacle porn in that thing he was reading, just vanilla big ol titties.
>> [_] Anon 3284865 >># Stop projecting.
>> [_] Anon 3284871 >># 8 years is far too long a time span to be accurate. Once you find this place you have about 3 good years till you're jackin it to trannies
>> [_] Anon 3284874 >># Shouldn't you be spamming Blacked™ porn on /pol/ right now?
>> [_] Anon 3284916 >># this guy isnt wrong tho
>> [_] Anon 3284931 >># Parents can't actually expect kids not to look at porn these days. >here honey here is an ipad for your 6th birthday >OH HAROLD COME QUICK IT IS HORRIBLE, OUR SON IS LOOKING AT SMUT ON THE INTERNET
>> [_] Anon 3284942 >># >># speak for yourselves, if anything over the last 10 years here I've come to develop a fine taste in tomboy vanilla.
>> [_] Anon 3284945 >># >>>3284943 /b/'s next camwhore in the making

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[_] FOR SCIENCE Anon 3277170
>> [_] Anon 3277191 this is amazing

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[_] for science Anon 3263755
>> [_] Anon 3263820 >># beautiful.
>> [_] Anon 3263861 lol this happened to me to the other day
>> [_] Anon 3263889 meds and cartoons

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[_] all ye need to know Anon 3254441
>> [_] Anon 3254488 facesitting
>> [_] Anon 3254492 i bet we all made stupid excuses like this and mentally blocked it. But moms remembers....
>> [_] Anon 3254502 >># my pants WERE SLIPPING ... I'M SERIOUS, MOM!
>> [_] Anon 3254513 What kind of repressed household do some of you grow up in where your mum actually confronts you about masturbating of all things.
>> [_] Anon 3254522 >my pants slipped down a little
>> [_] Anon 3254526 >># Mine kept it a secret that she knew until I was 30. That day my world crumbled down around me.
>> [_] Anon 3254528 is the audio actually about that newspaper guy, or is it just some kid trying to cover his own ass after mum finds his pron? i'd listen myself but fucking hell i can't stand kids or their shit voices
>> [_] Anon 3254542 >># 2 diff stories https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/statu s/872862858073296897 watch?v=1BrWVd74WTY
>> [_] Anon 3254543 >># I remember when I was a kid I signed an online petition to Sega to make Sonic x Sally a canon pairing since I was a fan of the Archie comics. I made a really cringey comment about them having hedgehog babies and having happy lives and stuff. I didn't have an email at the time so I used my father's email. They sent a confirmation email and he confronted me about what I used his email for. I had to show him the thing. I think I lost whatever respect he had for me that day, at such a young age.

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>> [_] Anon 3252252 He should join the UN's Rare Pepe Institute.
>> [_] Rowen frazer is a fag 3252256 >># wait, isn't this the guy who did the cp "expose" while paying a cp star and distributor at the same time.
>> [_] Anon 3252258 >># Indeed it is
>> [_] Anon 3252262 Not what I expected >fucking kek
>> [_] Anon 3252279 >># dude this was me when My mom caught me watching newgrounds porn when i was 9
>> [_] Anon 3252282 >># Wait what? How is he not in jail?
>> [_] Anon 3252289 Why would anyone confront their child about porn, just walk away and pretend it didnt happen instead of scarring them for life wtf
>> [_] Anon 3252292 >>>/pol/
>> [_] Anon 3252294 >># >>>/bant/
>> [_] Anon 3252303 >># Yeah, I don't understand this either. I got the same bullshit talk when I was a kid too, as if I wasn't going to be rubbing one out the very next day again anyway. Who the fuck doesn't look at porn?
>> [_] Anon 3252305 >># Yeah. Be all like, "Oh shit. I'm sorry," and walk away.
>> [_] Anon 3252320 >># Teach them not to be ashamed of their dicks.
>> [_] Anon 3252332 >># Daddy gave you good advice
>> [_] Anon 3252343 >># >># for the same reason people let their kids be circumsized
>> [_] Anon 3252347 >># What would that even accomplish?
>> [_] Anon 3252351 >># Mum found porn on my computer history when i was around 14 I was seeing a counselor around the time because my mum was convinced I was depressed. Ended up telling the counselor about it and I went through the most humiliating and embarrassing 30 minute talk about how bad porn is for a kids brain. I'm still not over it.
>> [_] Anon 3252353 >># Any yet you ended up here. Maybe the shrink was on to something
>> [_] Anon 3252354 >># they treat consuming porn as a fucking mental illness which will be when you consume tons of pornographic material, of course >># I'm curious what he told you
>> [_] Anon 3252362 >># >I'm curious what he told you He asked a lot of >do you touch yourself while you look at pornography? >why do you look at it? >what kind of pornography are you looking at? >when did you start looking at pornography? >how often are you looking at it? >cant you see the damage your addiction is causing to yourself and your family? (yes, he called me watching porn a few times an addiction and I wasn't allowed to argue that it wasn't) and told me things like >children who watch pornography at this young of an age often grow up to be rapists and homosexuals I had to answer all questions in front of my mother and father. It completely ruined my relationship with my mother. They ruined sex for me and destroyed my sex drive. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 20, you could argue that its not my mothers fault for me not getting laid, but I didnt pursue women until then and even rejected girls in highschool out of fear my mother would disown me. That fear came from a decade of her telling me I wasn't 'allowed' to have a girlfriend until I was 21 and that if I had gotten a girl pregnant before I was married she would never speak to me again. She said those things to me when I was as young as 11 or 10 years old. My father is pretty cool though. He had a porn stash i discovered when I was 16. Guess my mother wasn't putting out, I feel bad for him sometimes.
>> [_] Anon 3252365 >># This is some fucked up shit. Is your mother an overly religious person or something?
>> [_] Anon 3252367 >># They did this to me too. Fuck *establishment principles*, it's all a crock of psychoshit.
>> [_] Anon 3252368 >># Yes. She's a Christian. She wasn't always though. My brothers werent raised this way, and I'm really not sure what changed her. I think its because one of my brothers nearly died and a pastor and missionaries were visiting him in the hospital very frequently. But she also grew up in a house directly across the street from her church she and her family attended. But she never went fullblown mormon until i was around 5-6, i really dont remember my brother being sick, but I believe that is what caused it. Ironically, she isn't such a christian and doesnt attend church anymore. I guess it was just something to raise me under, which pisses me off even more.
>> [_] Anon 3252370 >># Sorry bud, it really is a sad world when men are taught to be ashamed of their own bodies.
>> [_] Anon 3252379 >># well all that's left to do is to forget about it and move on or you could put the blame on her and tell her how it has fucked you up and made you terrified of sex for a very long time a which had far more severe consequences than actually watching porn
>> [_] Anon 3252382 >># oh she knows full well how it affected me. She's still convinced it was for my own good. I'm somewhat over it but things like that are hard to just drop, especially when she feels no remorse. I turned 26 two weeks ago, she called but I didn't answer. Didn't call her back for another few days.
>> [_] Anon 3252397 There's a real sickness in the USA and American parents can't discipline their kids without a bunch of traumatic screaming and terrorizing.
>> [_] Anon 3252400 >># At least they aren't using them as paramilitary human shields. Yet.
>> [_] Anon 3252403 >># He's jewish and in the media?
>> [_] Anon 3252410 >># >children who watch pornography at this young of an age often grow up to be homosexuals Good call
>> [_] Anon 3252418 >># >I didn't lose my virginity until I was 20 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 3252425 >># >how bad porn is for a kids brain And they were right. I used to be able to jerk off to women in bikinis and get off in minutes, now I need to watch interracial futa-on-male cuckold porn for hours before being able to cum.
>> [_] Anon 3252428 >># take a break for a week anon and you'll be able to get off like a wee baby again
>> [_] Anon 3252429 >># You haven't gotten worse, you've simply ascended to a higher state of mind Porn isn't a disease, it's the cure
>> [_] Anon 3252431 someone give me quick rundown
>> [_] Anon 3252439 >># Kurt Eichenwald posted a screecap on twitter of his computer screen and on it was a bookmark/tab of hentai. He then went on to explain that he totally doesn't masturbate to that sort of thing and it was merely a research project he and his children were involved in to uncover the existence of tentacle porn. Fun fact: the porn he had saved included no tentacles.
>> [_] Anon 3252441 I can fucking relate to that conversation with mom I lied about lot of things when I was little and those few times when I was honest she didn't believe me which led to me lying always at all times because it was more convenient and nobody cared if I was right
>> [_] Anon 3252445 >># Christ, I'm glad my parents weren't like this. My dad would get his Playboy, like through all the pictures, and then my mom would read the articles, and then I would do both. Though I tried to keep that last part hidden from them. Not that they cared too much.
>> [_] Anon 3252449 >># >didn't lose virginity until you were 20 Sounds like that session was good for you, I've been watching porn since I was in the 3rd grade and I'm a 24 year old kissless virgin.